Apparently, judging by his hands, he just ordered dessert. I suspect it’s cheesecake.

Okay, that wasn’t a thing. Since they didn’t have mass rubber production at the time. But given that she’s naked, in a balloon fort, and has a hairstyle akin to Marie Antoinette, I couldn’t resist.

Either that or he’s drunk arguing on a banana phone at the office. Then again, he just might be plain nuts.

But instead of using his gun, he uses his keyboard. Results in less lethal accidents that way.

I really don’t want to know what’s going on in this guy’s sex life. But at least he’s not hurting anyone.

And apparently, she wears these lunch meat slices as a dress. Or is that really salami?

Even funnier how this dog’s wearing a Santa suit and sunglasses. Man, I really don’t want to be around when it wakes up with a doggie hangover.

Just because cat moms lick their young, doesn’t mean you should lick your feline fur baby. Since it’ll just think you’re insane.

What? You don’t remember Betty Spaghetti? I mean at one point, she used to be on almost all their posters.

Unlike his famous son of Sesame Street fame, the children weren’t very fond of him. In fact, he gave them nightmares.

Unlike the more familiar version, this one has the parties go in different directions. Also, it’s going on behind the girlfriend’s back.

I mean the jeans obviously go all the way up to the guy’s shoulders. Yet, he’s trying to make the best of it.

You should’ve known that since your toddler years. Seriously, waving your spaghetti and meatballs in the air just makes a mess.

Still, I’m kind of skeptical how he can get a wi-fi signal that far. Besides, he’s old and not wearing a shirt.

I’d say so since she can lift it up by the handlebars. Also, she’s pregnant and dressed like she’s from the trailer park in Whoville.

That guy really needs a car. Or at least live near a bus station. Seriously, he’s way too big for it and is wearing a business suit like he works in an office.

Apparently, they had a lot of budget cuts. So instead of CGI, the Predator will be played by some bald guy with dreadlocks.

The two calves are riding their bikes while their mom rides a scooter. Though they’d definitely crush these things in real life.

Apparently, this guy blows for sex. Not sure if he’ll get any with that routine.

But if Lexie dare steal Grimilda’s man, she’ll drop a house on her. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

As you can see by how many cracked after a fall. Rest in Reese’s Pieces.

Seems like dogs engage in murder and mayhem, too. As you can see by the one dog raising its paw with a knife.

And yet, she seems perfectly secure in herself. Though I have no idea how she can keep bread that large on her head. Photoshop?

Teacher appears like she’s trying to wake up a student sleeping in class. And she doesn’t want anyone to see her.

Yes, the poodle’s all trimmed in blocks. And yes, it’ll look pretty ridiculous for awhile.

Those look like two different women. Also, I don’t think women in the military dress like that.

Here a business dog is at work on his laptop. And it’s almost time for him to leave and go for his walk.

I’d hate to be there when that giant sneezes. Cause someone’s going to get covered in snot.

Since that tidal wave will basically destroy the computer within a second or two. There’s a reason why people don’t have beach offices.

That doesn’t mean you should do your business on a cliff. Since that’s incredibly dangerous.

“You mean the Dutch don black face to imitate my six to eight black men? Oh, the humanity!”

“Can’t even look how you poach, scramble, and have it over easy. It’s horrible! Stop it! Stop it!”

Though Kyle basically works on his laptop on Greg. Poor Greg. He’s going to have chronic back problems later in life.

Oh, Sister Angelica, how could you flip two birds? So undignified for a nun like you.

Sorry, but if a guy’s dressed up like the Dude from The Big Lebowski, I’d rather not. For all I know, he could be promoting something shady.

Here Lily sits in front of the washing machine, contemplating the emptiness of her own existence. While holding a pink balloon, no less.

Man, they really stretched the age gap from the original. How old is that boy supposed to be? Please let it be 18.

What do you know, they have matching mohawks. Yet, the guy has her on a leash. Guess it’s a kink.

I mean he’s got his butt on his front, no less. Wonder how he has sex and goes to the bathroom. On second thought, I really don’t want to know.

She also finds it difficult to eat and drink. Mainly with all that hair around her face.

Okay, that’s really weird and kind of creepy. Since the third eye looks remarkably similar to the others.

Please don’t do this. Since your tongue will hurt like hell for cacti have needles to keep critters from eating their skin.

He’s more machine now than man. Given that most of his body consists of robotic limbs.

Don’t think that eating a fish straight out of the stream is a good idea. Might hurt your mouth. But, hey, a bet’s a bet.

Though I hear it’s been used in the Game of Thrones porn therapy and as a stripper costume. Still, Brienne deserves better.

From Bored Panda: “What We Need Is A Picture Of A Blindfolded Woman In Lingerie Holding A Pomegranate With A Octopus On It. Oh And Could You Set Up A Mirror In The Corner Showing Another Woman Sulking? Perfect. Thanks.”

Let’s just say, the boss meant that literally as he literally grabbed Hansen by then neck. And apparently Hansen’s neck is abnormally large neck.

Since she’s carrying a future soccer player in her belly right now as seen how her abdomen resembles a soccer ball. Of course, that could just be all air.

But he can’t decide whether to kill himself by hanging or poison injection. He’d really want it to be quick but is scared of needles.

He’s all about the Benjamins and he’ll stop at nothing to be the top fruit in the finance world. Though he’s bound to rot from the head.

Apparently, it’s Becky’s little head and she’s tearfully screaming. But at least whoever packed it in used bubble wrap and handled it with the utmost delicacy.

They didn’t find it. But the scientists managed to get a half dozen eggs out of their lab observations.

Yes, the guy yearns to go to another place with his hat and suitcase at his side. While jets fly high in the sky like they’re war planes.

While Suzie Banner was in many ways a normal child. Her dad Bruce’s condition with gamma ray radiation resulted in her having a congenital mutation of Hulk hands.

“But I just ordered this delicious pepperoni! Oh, God, please just let me enjoy just one little slice! I’m basically pissing my pants over this!”

Okay, he’s actually answering a call on his smart phone. He’s telling his friend how he’s adjusted to human civilization and asking how things are in the woods.

So she’s all covered in Post-It notes. If you’re married to her, give this woman some kind of organizer or a bulletin board.

Someone must be on drugs. Seriously, who frolics in a wheatfield wearing a business suit?

Patient is like, “I have to stay up with my food poisoning for this? Can’t I do anything to get this lady to stop?”

So she’s marching on the patient’s room with a baseball bat and glove. In case intruders come inside.

I think this is taking things a bit too far. I mean making love on a log over a waterfall can result in grievous injury.

Looks like we have a true mountain lion on his mountain bike. And he’s having the time of his life.

Here the wife’s wielding the frying pan while her husband is on the phone. Would love to see them in couples counseling.

“Listen, Mister, we play recorders in music class and you’re gonna learn to it. Even if I have to drag your ass myself.”

The kind of man you’d want in your post-apocalyptic bunker once our human civilization is ravaged by catastrophic climate change. Named as one of the year’s most sexiest men. Given that his body shows no signs of radiation damage.

Since while most people’s waists can only twist at 180 degrees, his turns 360. Yes, I know it looks freaky.

Go ahead and cry, little girl. Adult life sucks. Also, you’ll be crying in your office a lot more often from now on.

I think we found the murderer. And they used the wrong casket, too.

“If we make it through this crash, Stanley, let’s run away together. We can get married in Vegas. Nobody will want to condemn us to car testing there.”

Given global warming, Donald Trump raging on Twitter over being on the naughty list, and other problems, could you blame Santa for shooting up heroin and snorting coke? Nonetheless, such image can ruin your childhood.

This woman his haunted by cheeseburgers. Best she stay out of a Burger King, MacDonald’s, In&Out Burger, and other places.

She kind of presents white bread as if it’s the new iPhone or something. Nice try, but she looks ridiculous. Since white bread has been around for decades.

By day you can see him cutting down trees as well as peeing on them. Also enjoys long walks in the park and catch. Not to mention, he’s house-trained and got all his shots.

Seems like she’s getting a massage from a boxing glove. I know it seems straight out of an acid trip.

The boy’s smelling a cactus. Hope he doesn’t get a nose full of needles.

How do you listen to an abacus? Because as far as I know, you don’t.

She can fix up your house and be a man’s bedroom fantasy at the same time. Though I don’t think wearing a skimpy outfit is a good idea, given the potential for injury.

Sorry, Barry, but Jennifer knows you won’t leave your wife for her. So prepare to be bludgeoned to death by rolling pin.

Yes, we cling to anything to cool us down during the summer. But embracing a large block of it is a bit much.

However, most people don’t usually bathe in their scuba gear. Since most tubs aren’t as deep as the ocean.

Actually picking up hitchhikers is a very bad idea. Also, standing up in the jeep isn’t wise either. Not to mention, I don’t think that car’s supposed to fit 7 or more people.

I’m sure Mrs. Claus won’t be happy when she finds out about this. Someone’s going to get coal in his stocking this Christmas as well as sleeping on the couch.

Why is this a stock photo? It basically shows a girl afraid of seeing her dad with a bottle in one hand and a belt in the other. I think we can figure out what he’s going to do.

“Uh, Holly, that’s not how we do a rap battle. You’re making us look like idiots. Can we just leave right now?”

Please, have this boy be her son and not her baby’s daddy. Because that boy is basically a teenager and any sexual relationship between a teen and adult is grounds for statutory rape.

I mean they’re jumping for joy yet their feet don’t touch the ground. This doesn’t conform to the laws of physics in the least.

After this, Gary and Linda were never seen again. Or at least in one piece since the bear basically devoured them.

Actually it’s a guy with a photoshopped lion’s mane. But Scar better watch his back since Simba will claim his rightful place as king of the pridelands.

How is it possible to get stuck in a washing machine? Fortunately, none of the machines at the laundromat seem to be on at the moment.

No, going to the moon isn’t like going to the beach. It has no atmosphere so you need to put a space suit on. Else, you’ll suffer a most horrible death.

Seriously, a teacher in high heels and miniskirt? She seems more suited to a porn “hot for teacher” movie than a school?

Because he has pencils stuck inside his orifices, save his eyes. Don’t be surprised if the teacher calls his mom saying he got beat up at school.

Let’s hope the lobster is dead or plastic. Because a live one on that woman’s head simply terrifies me.

Or when your scuba diving excursion goes humiliatingly wrong that you end up entering someone’s home through the toilet. Yeah, got to see how he’ll explain himself.

Yes, she’s sitting out on the wing which is incredibly dangerous. But she manages to sit comfortably in her business dress and work on her laptop.

Either the plane is facing some major turbulence, got shot up into space, or she’s got the acid kicking in. I don’t know how else to explain.

Yes, the acid’s definitely kicking in. Since traveling by umbrella doesn’t necessarily get you where you need to go.

Uh, now’s not the time to do an interpretive dance moves. Better to get supplies and send a signal for a rescue.

Many people might see her as Melania Trump in a nutshell. Though Melania’s prison is the position of First Lady of the United States. Despite that all she wanted to be was a trophy wife to a moral degenerate fake billionaire.

I hope this bear isn’t trying to climb Mount Everest. Since he’s probably going to die after reaching the summit. Then again, the Sherpas won’t have trouble getting him there.

I’m sure these guys have no idea to function as a news crew. Or they’re just goofing off.

However, this guy seems to be really pushing the envelope. Still, he rocks the red sash.

Yes, I know it’s photoshopped. But you have to wonder about the mad scientist who’d create this freak of nature.

Granted, I love pasta and noodles. But this isn’t the kind candlelight dinner I’d want to participate in.

This one practically gallops. Oh, wait, why does this one have legs?

This is why using CGI is important. Because simply kissing a fish is just ridiculous.

Somehow a horse head with a human lower body doesn’t look so good. And I think the centaur would agree with me.

Guess someone decided to get a large blue fro. The other can’t help but stare.

Though he’s got a tendency to track in leaves now and then. Here you see him fetching a file.

Yeah, you can’t really do your office job after you’ve been injured in a number of places. But I guess his workplace doesn’t have paid sick leave.

From Outbound: “A jaunty cravat makes any robbery a special occasion.” And here he’s stealing a hard drive.

She’s even wearing a pink dress and a tiara. But she thinks she looks fabulous.

I see he’s got his luggage with him since he can’t do his laundry at the ISS. Still, why is he wearing a space suit?

Heard his secret sauce is from an old family recipe. It’s said to include a tablespoon of arsenic, a teaspoon of strychnine, and just a pinch of cyanide.

He’s easy to distinguish from the Jack Russell with his curly mustache, his taste in French bread and wine, and his penchant for berets, paintings, and arthouse films. And he doesn’t care for pretentious cheap dog food either.

And by “jaws” I mean large chomping mouth of teeth you’d find at a dentist’s office. Doesn’t seem thrilling does it?

“And then I told him, ‘Dude, chill down. It’s not worth flinging your poo over.'”

Apparently, they’re really great at playing fetch for some reason. Don’t really see why since they move like, well, turtles.

Even this kid is baffled. And he sat for the other pictures.

Let’s hope that her delicate eggshell face cracks don’t lead anything to spill over. Because that would really make a mess.

This is especially when you’re wearing goggles and stick your tongue out. Wonder if he’s high on life.

Yes, it consists of two people wearing animal masks and dressed in hipster clothing. Don’t think this will go well for Wes. Unless he casts Owen Wilson as Friar Lawrence.

Sharing a kiss during a romantic dinner a la Lady and the Tramp is romantic. Sharing a kiss during a chicken dinner is just plain disgusting.

But don’t you leave anything in it. Or else he’ll take it and pawn it off for some extra cash to support his meth habit. He’s also had an infamous reputation with the ladies and a record of sexual misconduct.

Known to hang around pumpkin patches for some reason. But while they may be cuddly, their bites are deadly.

I kind of feel bad for the dog here. I mean how is anyone going to take him seriously after getting the crap beat out of him by a guy in a banana costume?

The smoke detector is on the fritz like crazy. But instead of getting the fire extinguisher or calling the fire department, he’s watching the stove burn with a glass of wine.

Of course, you want to eat that. Because you’d find swallowing all those nails as painful as hell.

Since when do they have rocking horses in adult size? And since when do old men enjoy going on horsey rides?

“I know you’ll be burned to death, Kyle. But for now, let’s remember the good times before I get the hell out of here.”

I mean he’s showed up with messy hair and no shirt. And I’m not sure if he’s even wearing pants or shoes.

Yes, she enjoys lying in the grass. Then again, she could be murdered in the middle of nowhere.

Funny, how that one pineapple is conveniently placed in her crotch region. Not to mention, she’s wearing a winter hat.

Indeed, they’re hugging each other while checking their phones. Guess that’s modern dating nowadays.

And I guess she’s trying to figure her way out of there. Though she might be running out of ideas.

Not exactly the best way to deal with the big questions. Shoot first never works well.

Flying in the air faster than a speeding printer and more powerful than a server filled with memoranda. Flying through the sea of finance and willing to save the day from a calamitous paper jam.

Watch a bunch of mares compete for the heart of this dashing stallion at this lavish stable. Or as it’s better known: Study Duty.

Here she does her Black Swan dance for the Transylvania Ballet Theater. Graceful isn’t she? Wonder if she’d do well with Gollum.

He’s a certified public accountant at some firm in Cedar Rapids. They don’t talk about him much.

For God’s sake, the two have guns pointed at each other? You can guess they’re going to blow each other’s brains out eventually.

Though why she has human hands, I have no idea. Though she strikes a regal pose.

He’s kind of a poor man’s Bill Nye. Except way more careless and prone to bites from skeletons.

Don’t know how she can be underwater without scuba gear. Not to mention, look serene in that heavy habit.

Carrie Pawpaws just has to have those designer dog collars. Not to mention, those fine rawhide bones and squeaky toys.

Now whenever he wants to terrorize Gotham, he just embezzles money and commits insider trading. Because white-collar criminals seldom get punished.

Uh, those fish are actually poisonous. So trying to eat one like that is a very easy way to die. But this woman doesn’t get the memo.

Or he might just have a girly taste in decorating. You never know. But he doesn’t seem bothered by it either way.

Notice she has nothing written on them. But she doesn’t give a damn since she’s in her happy place.

Indeed, she feels dead inside. But she can’t really look away. I know she’s getting carried away. Yet, get her time.

Still, when you’re out in the water, saving the paperwork is the least of your worries. For God’s sake, you’re better off trying to find dry land.

Not sure if employing Pavlov’s techniques will help. This especially goes if they’re in high school.

If I had a teacher like that in school, I’d suspect I was in a porno. And that one of my classmates was about to fall victim to statutory rape. Then again, it’s best not to judge by appearances. But come on, would any school let a teacher dress like that?

I guess you won’t have a good time in this guy’s class. Behave or he’ll introduce you to his friend, Mr. Longstick.

Now I know where that family got their idea for their crazy futuristic corn people Christmas card. Didn’t know it was from a stock photo that made no sense.

Man, armed robbers and murderers really do start young these days. Also, don’t mind the hand above. My guess is that person is dead.

Yeah, I don’t think it’s like Sex and the City with stringed instruments and old timey costumes. Yeah, I know it’s really crazy.

This stock photo was brought to you by the power and imagination that comes with brown acid. Because someone must’ve been tripping balls to come up with this photo idea.

Maybe he should take off his clothes first. Then again, it would still be kind of silly. Except if he had rock hard abs. But I can’t imagine that.

The businessman is especially panicky. The construction worker’s just scaling the walls.

Because that’s what happens when you light a dynamite stick with a cigarette. It’s sure to be explosive.

Yet, she’s not wearing oven mitts. While smoke is coming out of the oven.

So this astronaut has decided to bike on the moon. Not sure if the tires will retain air in the vacuum of space.

Because he needs a more efficient way to deliver all those presents on one night. Unfortunately, Rudolph and the other reindeer may not see it that way.

Well, maybe if the fire is confined to a small tree. Comes complete with his red hat and fire extinguisher.

Still, he seems very excited to use them on his patient. Kind has crazy eyes and a weird smile. This doesn’t look good.

Here he is with a lifejacket and fingers up. Wait a minute, dogs don’t have fingers.

And that people who work in glass offices with glass dividers shouldn’t have sex on the job. Let’s hope neither are married with families.

And I see she’s looking at a TV screen. Kind of twisted if you ask me.

And it’s drifting to the flowers. Well, at least we aren’t around when the cheese was cut.

Yet, he lies in his bed on a sheet cake which will get his face covered in icing. But he’s laying awake in existential dread and loneliness.

Notice how the fridge door is conveniently placed over him. Just so he can give his cat some meat.

Yet, they’re clad in high heels and dresses. Not exactly what you’d wear on a motorcycle.

Don’t know about you. But I’ve got a feeling those at the office will be seeing some chipmunk porn sometime in the near future.

And she’s in a styrofoam tray covered in plastic wrap. Just like meat at the grocery store.

Yet, she seems to awe at that after the magician sawed her in half. Unfortunately, he couldn’t put her back together.

The guy’s like, “Honey, you’re early. Nancy and I were just having a discussion on….adoptions.”

And the cat’s just staring dumbfounded at the screen. Like it must’ve accidentally drank a milk dish with acid.

This guy’s getting so busted if police pull him over. Because drunk driving is dangerous and has killed people.

My mistake. If you see your kid in night-vision goggles and a tinfoil hat, you best send your kid to a therapist. Otherwise, he might grow up into a full-blown conspiracy theorist like Alex Jones.

On the bright side, at least he can’t steal your online data. Only commit deliberate physical sabotage.

The genie grants the spaceman 3 wishes in exchange for a lifetime supply of hay and sugar cubes. Also it shits gold.

Since he’s using a comb that he doesn’t need. Because he already shaves his head.

However, they’re attempting a showdown during a thunderstorm. Not the smartest thing to do, especially if lightning strikes one of them.

Still, ladies, I’d stay away from that guy if I were you. Since his looks could kill while his demonic eyes show he’s up to no good.

Please don’t tell me that guys look at each other’s dicks in the men’s room. Because I don’t know what to make of this photo.

The resemblance is so uncanny. Maybe because they photoshopped the dad’s face to the son.

Having to work in a trash can must really suck. But this guy’s taking it in stride.

Apparently, wizards can now use and repair computers. While Harry’s not hunting dark wizards, he’s working part-time as an IT guy at the Ministry of Magic.

Yeah, that has to be embarrassing. And he only has a briefcase to cover his genitals. Too bad everyone else will see his butt.

With a tennis racket in one and an AR-15 in the other, Bridget leads the punk tennis revolution. It was a glorious moment for goths, punks, and emos everywhere.

And here is a 100% accurate depiction of a Republican Congressman in Trump’s America. If you’re represented by one, it’s time to vote them out of office in November.

From Bored Panda: “This is the state of mind one enters at 3am after having crawled home from that awesome night out, spent the last half hour hugging the bowl, then suddenly you become the universe, the whole universe and everything in it.”