The Wonderful World of Peep Shows (No, Not that Kind) (Fourth Edition)

Of course, nothing could say Easter on my blog than another post on peep dioramas. As you probably know that peeps are these sugar coated marshmallows in the forms of bunnies and chicks that are unfit for human consumption. Though that doesn’t stop people from trying to pass them off as Easter candy. However, there is a better way to use these inedible marshmallows of cuteness for this Easter season. And that’s where peep dioramas come in. Over the years I’ve done posts of these cuteness scenes mostly mocking pop culture and concepts of every day life. And while kids make them, you can say a lot of these I show aren’t necessarily G-Rated. Though there are plenty of contests, with the most notable being from the Washington Post. But a lot of them are clever while I certainly enjoy them. So as long as there’s Easter, my viewers will have to put up with them. Thus, for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of peep dioramas.

  1. Hope the Finch bunnies come to no harm but I doubt it.

I see little Scout is dressed in her little ham costume. And I see they discovered some of the stuff Boo Radley left in a tree.

2. Apparently, Escher knows how to make bunnies feel at home.

Well, this is supposed to be an optical illusion. But such executions don’t work that well in dioramas.

3. “O say can you peep,/By the bun’s early light…”

Well, that’s a great rendition of the American flag. Though it seems more red, white, and pink.

4. Apparently, these two bunnies just jumped off a cliff.

This is a diorama of Thelma & Louise for those who don’t recognize it. It’s not a movie for kids. But this is pretty funny.

5. The Gary and Mary West Senior Peep Center is the place for elderly chicks and bunnies.

I know plenty wouldn’t get this at first since inedible peeps never age. But this is quite clever.

6. Guess Peep Co. isn’t known for swell service.

Then again, they could just be fixing the power lines after a really bad storm. But I’m not sure the bunny family sees it that way.

7. Peepsus died for our sins so he can rise from the dead.

Yes, it’s another Jesus portrait with chicks. But this one contains a pink sacred heart.

8. The Mythpeepers have experienced a little accident.

Of course, it’s widely said that marshmallows explode in microwaves. And I’m sure these guys will need a new one.

9. In this ark, the peeps come in 2 by 2.

Well, Noah’s Ark seems like a natural choice. Though I do like how some of the bunnies are depicted as animals.

10. With peeps, life can always be a fairy tale.

You can see some of your favorites on this little storybook diorama. Contains some of your favorites. Please, by my guest.

11. Like the rest of us, peeps had to go to school, too.

Though it seems like we have some high school peeps in our midst. The teacher is even using PowerPoint.

12. Now here’s a beauty pageant I’d like to see.

Hope there’s not a real creepy bunny with awful hair looking into them while dressing. Okay, I might’ve went too far with this.

13. “E-Peep phone home.”

Nice how they have the iconic bike scene to pay tribute. Spielberg would be proud.

14. As you can see, peeps come in all kinds in the world.

They also dress quite differently. But this diorama gives a nice image of world peace and harmony.

15. Chemistry lab helps peeps learn about the world through science.

Yes, it’s another classroom diorama. But let’s hope no one resorts to causing explosions.

16. Is this a yoga class or tai chi?

Then again, there’s some bamboo imagery so it seems to be tai chi. But you can’t always tell wit peeps on mats.

17. These bunnies are in the yard doing hard time.

And these bunnies live in a literal cardboard prison. Too bad they couldn’t do a peeps chain gang.

18. Peepsburgh is a hopping place.

I don’t think “Peepsburgh” was a play on Pittsburgh. But I wish it was. Because this seems like a rather small town.

19. “Someday, my peepce will come…”

As you can see, this is Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Like the evil bunny queen with her magic mirror.

20. Oh, shit, the FBI just had to stage a pot bust.

Though I know these aren’t anything to laugh about, this peep version is kind of hilarious. I mean you can’t resist laughing at a bunny with a bong.

21. Peepanardo paints his masterpiece the Mona Peepsa.

Though the real Leonardo more likely had her for one sitting with a sketch. Though this is a very iconic image from the historical imagination with peeps.

22. Julius Caesar should’ve beware the Ides of Marshmallow.

Too bad he didn’t listen and got stabbed in the back by his so-called friends in the Senate. Et u, Brute, indeed.

23. Looks like Vincent Van Peep has a very nice place.

Yeah, I know I’ve put peep dioramas of Van Gogh stuff before. But this one is of a different painting entirely.

24. I don’t know about you, but Black Chick looks very creepy to me.

This is a parody of Black Swan, a psycho sexual thriller starring Natalie Portman. Yes, this film very creepy.

25. Even bunnies get into Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

Yes, I included a Mardi Gras one last year. But this one includes more beads and bunnies.

26. Let’s be quiet as the king prepares for his speech.

Yes, this is a play on The King’s Speech with 2 scenes. Notice how the therapist and king are sharing earphones.

27. Now these hunky bunnies are about to get naked in Magic Peep XXL.

I saw the original Magic Mike and didn’t care for it. So I didn’t watch the sequel. Still, I think this diorama is better than the movie it’s parodying.

28. Look out, Harry, the peepalisk is right behind you!

I have to admire this diorama of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Though the snake in this isn’t quite scary.

29. In an alternative universe…..

Okay, that’s really sick and twisted. Whoever thought up this must have a very warped imagination.

30. As you probably know, peeps consist of many elements.

A periodic table of peeps. Never saw that before. Guess someone must be very into science.

31. Is this a work of art or an artist’s model?

Well, either way, someone seems to be interested. Maybe she’s one of those living statues.

32. “Today we’re going to explore what’s inside a chocolate bunny.”

This is a take off from the Rembrandt painting, The Anatomy Lesson. Though I don’t think these chicks will find anything inside this chocolate bunny since it’s hollow.

33. “Come with me, and you’ll see in a world of pure imagination…”

Now that’s a very ambitious diorama of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. They even have Augustus Gloop in a chocolate tube.

34. Say hello to the newest Disney princess.

Yes, you get to see so many of your favorite Disney princesses as bunnies. Even includes Princess Leia with her sticky bun hair style.

35. Apparently, Pope Julius II and his crew came to see Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel.

I guess the artist doesn’t want to be disturbed. However, having the Creation of Adam in bunny heads is clever.

36. Georgia O’Peeps paints a landscape in the New Mexican desert.

At least they don’t have her doing any flower paintings. Because those aren’t appropriate for children.

37. In Italy, you can’t leave without seeing the Leaning Tower of Peepsa.

They even have chicks sticking out of it. Not sure if that’s even safe.

38. “All we are saying is give peeps a chance…”

This is a parody of John and Yoko’s bed in after their wedding. I know it’s crazy but that was the late 1960s.

39. The Dark Knight always seeks justice for Gotham City.

You can guess this is a peep diorama of Batman. Though this one is more in comic book story mode.

40. Looks like there’s a showing of Star Wars at the Bunny Hi Drive In Theater.

I see they’re at the part when Obi Wan duels with Darth Vader. You can guess what happens from here.

41. Unfortunately, Dr. Who can’t avoid the dalek chicks for long.

I don’t know much about Dr. Who. But I have to admit making chick peeps of daleks is rather funny.

42. On some days, you feel like you’re gonna scream.

As you might know, this is a peep parody of Edvard Munch’s The Scream. Of course, it’s also the most famous painting to come from Norway.

43. Guess the Lincolns didn’t have a good time at the theater that night.

Didn’t know you could find a peep diorama of the Lincoln assassination at Ford’s Theatre. I know it’s kind of crazy, but I’ll put it on the post.

44. Don’t feed the animals at Jurassic Peep.

Then again, the dinosaurs might eat them if they’re not careful. Yeah, perhaps cloning dinosaurs for tourism is a very bad idea.

45. Wonder what trouble Indy has gotten into this time.

I guess whatever trinket he stole, he’s probably justified since it belongs in a museum. Though the bunny heads on stakes is pretty sick.

46. With his squire at his side, Don Peepote  charges at the nefarious giant.

Unfortunately, it’s actually a windmill and he gets severely injured. Still, a great rendition of Miguel Cervantes’ classic novel.

47. “How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a stay puff…”

I had to include one of Hamilton with the cast members singing their lines from the title song. Some of them are quite clever.

48. When these chicks demand the right to vote, they mean business.

Here suffragettes are protesting in front of the White House during the Wilson administration. Eventually their efforts paid off in 1920 with the 19th Amendment.

49. Here we come to the discovery of King Tutankhabun’s tomb.

I even saw a version where it lights up. But I think this photo does much more justice. Like the hieroglyphs and art.

50. Hester Peep will now and forever be branded as an adulteress and doomed to wear the Letter A.

Yes, they even have a peep diorama of the book you had to read in high school. Sure Puritains won’t approve of this but I don’t care.

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Hop Down the Bunny Trail for These Easter Treats (Third Edition)

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Now that the penitential season of Lent has begun, I can now move on to Easter. Yes, I know it’s not even Saint Patrick’s Day yet. But in previous years, I’ve done Easter posts as far back as February. Besides, it’s best that I start early so I can get as many views on Easter stuff as possible. Anyway, though Easter is widely considered a religious holiday denoting Jesus’s resurrection from the dead, we have a lot of spring motifs and pastel colors associated with it. When families get together, you can bet there will be some sort of dinner followed by a children’s egg hunt (though I’d prefer to listen to the concept album version of Andrew Lloyd Weber’s Jesus Christ Superstar). Nevertheless, such an Easter dinner usually consists of ham as a main course despite that Jesus and his disciples would’ve never eaten it during the Last Supper for the same reason Ben and Jerry won’t use bacon in their ice cream (even for a flavor honoring Ron Swanson for fans’ dismay). Nevertheless, as per tradition on this blog, I am sure to bring you some delectable delights for you and your family to enjoy. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another treasure trove of Easter treats.

  1. Nothing says Easter like a candy coated bunny cake.
Though I guess the candy here is jelly beans mostly. Don't really like the pea green here.

Though I guess the candy here is jelly beans mostly. Don’t really like the pea green here.

2. This Easter, serve your pancakes bunny side up.

Hey, at least it doesn't have nearly as many calories as anything at IHOP. Nevertheless, this is adorable.

Hey, at least it doesn’t have nearly as many calories as anything at IHOP. Nevertheless, this is adorable.

3. This Easter Bunny bento is surely a treat for your little chick.

Even has a bunny in an egg sandwich. Still, is that carrot even real?

Even has a bunny in an egg sandwich. Still, is that carrot even real?

4. You can always decorate your own hash brown fritter Easter egg.

At least hash browns are healthier than pancakes. Though I originally thought these were chocolate chip cookies.

At least hash browns are healthier than pancakes. Though I originally thought these were chocolate chip cookies.

5. With Reese’s, animal crackers, and M&M’s, you can make your own bunny egg car.

Make sure the M&M wheels all match. Nevertheless, a great activity for kids.

Make sure the M&M wheels all match. Nevertheless, a great activity for kids.

6. These chicks must’ve hatched all scrambled.

Well, they're different from the other eggs I posted 2 years ago. These have pepper eyes and a blue egg shell.

Well, they’re different from the other eggs I posted 2 years ago. These have pepper eyes and a blue egg shell.

7. When cupcakes are together, they make very pretty flowers.

I'm sure these are professionally made. But I really like the colors. So pretty.

I’m sure these are professionally made. But I really like the colors. So pretty.

8. You need a lot of peeps to make a sunflower cake.

But peel away the petals once you eat them. At least the seeds are made from chocolate chips though.

But peel away the petals once you eat them. At least the seeds are made from chocolate chips though.

9. With these baskets, the Easter eggs come scrambled.

They're actually deviled Easter basket eggs. So it's no big deal. Though kind of disturbing if you think about it.

They’re actually deviled Easter basket eggs. So it’s no big deal. Though kind of disturbing if you think about it.

10. Didn’t see so much candy coming from a chocolate egg before.

This is a cake, by the way. And probably one you couldn't afford. But it sure is a chocolate lover's delight.

This is a cake, by the way. And probably one you couldn’t afford. But it sure is a chocolate lover’s delight.

11. A bunny sandwich will surely put a smile on your face.

Well, it's a lunchmeat bunny with American cheese. But at least it's holding a few carrots.

Well, it’s a lunchmeat bunny with American cheese. But at least it’s holding a few carrots.

12. Looks like this sandwich chick is happy to see you.

Though this cheesy chick will soon be eaten. But it's all so adorable.

Though this cheesy chick will soon be eaten. But it’s all so adorable.

13. An Easter Bunny chicken pot pie will surely melt your heart.

So it's a bunny pie with chicken in it. Yeah, sometimes these Easter treats can be ridiculous.

So it’s a bunny pie with chicken in it. Yeah, sometimes these Easter treats can be ridiculous.

14. Wake up this Easter morning to some chickies on toast.

The chick toasts are covered in egg by the way. Yes, I know there are unfortunate implications.

The chick toasts are covered in egg by the way. Yes, I know there are unfortunate implications.

15. If you want to throw a peeps party, then you’ll have to get a cake like this.

Of course, these sugary inedible marshmallows are just for show. Because eating them is disgusting.

Of course, these sugary inedible marshmallows are just for show. Because eating them is disgusting.

16. Treat your Easter guests with these Rice Krispie treats.

Each one is in the shape of a spring or Easter motif. Love the purple butterflies.

Each one is in the shape of a spring or Easter motif. Love the purple butterflies.

17. Nothing delights kids like these Krispie chocolate Easter egg pops.

And I'm sure you can decorate them any way you please. After all, they're Easter eggs.

And I’m sure you can decorate them any way you please. After all, they’re Easter eggs.

18. A fluffy sheep cupcake won’t fleece you one bit.

I'm sure some may find these too adorable to eat. Because who doesn't love sheep like these?

I’m sure some may find these too adorable to eat. Because who doesn’t love sheep like these?

19. This bunny sandwich comes with a smile on its face.

Well, it's a few sandwiches in a bento lunch. But at least it comes with a carrot.

Well, it’s a few sandwiches in a bento lunch. But at least it comes with a carrot.

20. A butterfly snack should always come with pretzel wings.

I don't often see butterflies in Easter motifs. But since they're part of spring, I'll just add this snack.

I don’t often see butterflies in Easter motifs. But since they’re part of spring, I’ll just add this snack.

21. An Easter cake should always have peeps and M&Ms.

But always remove the peeps before consumption. Because they're inedible.

But always remove the peeps before consumption. Because they’re inedible.

22. For dessert, sheep cookies with flowers always please.

Sure these are professionally made as you can tell by the detail. But you have to admire how peaceful they look.

Sure these are professionally made as you can tell by the detail. But you have to admire how peaceful they look.

23. For an Easter snack, this almond mix can’t be beat.

Each one's covered to resemble a chick or an egg. But on any account, you'll surely enjoy them.

Each one’s covered to resemble a chick or an egg. But on any account, you’ll surely enjoy them.

24. Here we come to some peanut butter sandwich chicks hatching.

Well, these are cute. Love their eyes and beaks. Sure they may not look like chicks but these are clever.

Well, these are cute. Love their eyes and beaks. Sure they may not look like chicks but these are clever.

25. How about some lady bug snacks?

The ladybugs are made from olives and cherry tomatoes. Above all, these are cute.

The ladybugs are made from olives and cherry tomatoes. Above all, these are cute.

26. There’s nothing to a happy Easter like these cookies.

These even spell out, "Happy Easter." Professionally made, but very charming if you ask me.

These even spell out, “Happy Easter.” Professionally made, but very charming if you ask me.

27. For lunch, how about a bite of this bunny sandwich?

This one is made from heart bun with ears added. Even has a face thanks to cheese, olives, and carrots.

This one is made from heart bun with ears added. Even has a face thanks to cheese, olives, and carrots.

28. There’s nothing better on Easter than a flower bouquet of cupcakes.

For some people, a bouquet of cupcakes would be even better. And they wouldn't need to have flower designs either.

For some people, a bouquet of cupcakes would be even better. And they wouldn’t need to have flower designs either.

29. Speaking of cupcakes, these Easter ones will melt your heart for spring.

Includes bunnies, chicks, and eggs. Professionally made but perpetually adorable.

Includes bunnies, chicks, and eggs. Professionally made but perpetually adorable.

30. Don’t think the Easter Bunny is great hiding eggs on this cake.

Then again, with no trees, hills, and brush, there's not much space to hide eggs. But the cake's quite charming.

Then again, with no trees, hills, and brush, there’s not much space to hide eggs. But the cake’s quite charming.

31. These bunnies are all peeking from their carrots.

Now those are interesting cookies. Never seen any like these. Still, carrots aren't usually that big.

Now those are interesting cookies. Never seen any like these. Still, carrots aren’t usually that big.

32. Your carrot patch cake should always have carrots in deep.

Because carrots are root vegetables. But love how the ground on this is chocolate.

Because carrots are root vegetables. But love how the ground on this is chocolate.

33. If you like smores, then you’ll like this peep skillet treat.

Yes, I know it's disgusting and you don't need to remind me. But there are some people who can get a bit too creative with their food.

Yes, I know it’s disgusting and you don’t need to remind me. But there are some people who can get a bit too creative with their food.

34. An Easter Bunny cookie pop is a springly delight like no other.

It's even made to resemble a chocolate bunny on a stick. And there's even a back view for the fluffy tail.

It’s even made to resemble a chocolate bunny on a stick. And there’s even a back view for the fluffy tail.

35. These bunny butt brownies always aim to please.

Yes, I know what you're thinking. But at least they're quite doable compared to some of these treats on this post.

Yes, I know what you’re thinking. But at least they’re quite doable compared to some of these treats on this post.

36. For Easter lunch, settle down to a chick sandwich.

I had a similar bunny looking sandwich from last year. Still, it's one a kid would love to eat at the crack of dawn.

I had a similar bunny looking sandwich from 2 years ago. Still, it’s one a kid would love to eat at the crack of dawn.

37. On this cake, a chocolate egg has split itself open.

For the record, chocolate eggs usually don't have anything in them. But the smaller eggs surely fit inside.

For the record, chocolate eggs usually don’t have anything in them. But the smaller eggs surely fit inside.

38. There’s something fruity about these rabbit ears.

Well, a fruit snack bunny doesn't have much of a face. But it expresses its own kind of charm.

Well, a fruit snack bunny doesn’t have much of a face. But it expresses its own kind of charm.

39. These fluffy bunny rolls make Easter dinner all worthwhile.

Unlike the other bunny rolls I showed 2 years ago, these have more apparent ears. But they're nevertheless cute.

Unlike the other bunny rolls I showed 2 years ago, these have more apparent ears. But they’re nevertheless cute.

40. A peeps breakfast pizza is a great way to start your Easter morning.

This one contains egg, ham, and cheese. But unlike real peeps, you can actually eat this.

This one contains egg, ham, and cheese. But unlike real peeps, you can actually eat this.

41. Don’t like bunnies? Then a bouquet cake will do just fine.

Yes, it's another tear away cupcake cake of flowers. But they're in different colors and have cupcake leaves.

Yes, it’s another tear away cupcake cake of flowers. But they’re in different colors and have cupcake leaves.

42. Peanut butter Easter chicks are always a delight.

It even has rabbit ears and pretzel wings. You can even put it in a bag.

It even has rabbit ears and pretzel wings. You can even put it in a bag.

43. These nest eggs come especially hard boiled.

Well, this is quite original for a meal. However, the nest looks quite cheesy.

Well, this is quite original for a meal. However, the nest looks quite cheesy.

44. For Easter breakfast, you might want your bunny scrambled.

Well, this is an Easter Bunny eggs and bacon dish. But we all know where the eggs come from.

Well, this is an Easter Bunny eggs and bacon dish. But we all know where the eggs come from.

45. There’s nothing more springy than a daffodil dish of pasta.

Well, these certainly resemble daffodils among a background of pasta. Love this.

Well, these certainly resemble daffodils among a background of pasta. Love this.

46. For Easter, grace your dessert platter with these cookie baskets.

They even have flowers and chicks inside them. And are in different colors and designs. There's someone on Pinterest who does this. Forget the name.

They even have flowers and chicks inside them. And are in different colors and designs. There’s someone on Pinterest who does this. Forget the name.

47. For lunch, how about a ladybug on a daisy?

It's more of an egg salad variety. But it's nevertheless, a charming picture.

It’s more of an egg salad variety. But it’s nevertheless, a charming picture.

48. If you love peeps, these peep jello shots might appeal to you.

Bet you they're supposed to look like ducks on the water. Anyway, it's possible these contain alcohol so ask the host about it before consumption by anyone under 21.

Bet you they’re supposed to look like ducks on the water. Anyway, it’s possible these contain alcohol so ask the host about it before consumption by anyone under 21.

49. What’s that bunny doing in that loaf of bread?

Relax, the bread was made that way. Though I don't think the dark bunny part tastes like chocolate.

Relax, the bread was made that way. Though I don’t think the dark bunny part tastes like chocolate.

50. Now this bento lunch is especially flowery.

Each sandwich here has a different flower on it. And each flower is lovely in its own way.

Each sandwich here has a different flower on it. And each flower is lovely in its own way.

51. Seems like these bunnies can’t resist the carrot patch.

Guess KitKat bar fencing isn't 100% effective. Figures. Like the bunnies though.

Guess KitKat bar fencing isn’t 100% effective. Figures. Like the bunnies though.

52. Looks like these eggs sprouted feet.

These are Hatching Hard Boiled Eggs. The legs are made from carrots, by the way.

These are Hatching Hard Boiled Eggs. The legs are made from carrots, by the way.

53. Deviled eggs are always best served as daisies.

These are deviled but they'll smell fresh as a daisy. Then again, maybe not.

These are deviled but they’ll smell fresh as a daisy. Then again, maybe not.

54. Each mini cheese ball sheep comes with its own cracker.

These little cheese ball sheep have olive features. Like their beady little eyes.

These little cheese ball sheep have olive features. Like their beady little eyes.

55. On Easter, a peeps garden trifle makes a tasty dessert.

Though I guess the most inedible thing here is the sugar coated marshmallow chick. But I like the pastel layers.

Though I guess the most inedible thing here is the sugar coated marshmallow chick. But I like the pastel layers.

56. For fancy Easter parties, may I suggest these sugar cookies?

These are rather fancy sugar cookies of Easter eggs. Each is decorated in its own way that you can't afford them.

These are rather fancy sugar cookies of Easter eggs. Each is decorated in its own way that you can’t afford them.

57. A cupcake cookie bouquet will always do for a nice spring day.

Yes, this is another cupcake bouquet. But this one isn't in a vase but flat. Still, love the flowers.

Yes, this is another cupcake bouquet. But this one isn’t in a vase but flat. Still, love the flowers.

58. If you want bunny cake on the go, take some in an ice cream cone.

Each of these is covered in white icing with marshmallow ears. Above all, so adorable.

Each of these is covered in white icing with marshmallow ears. Above all, so adorable.

59. These flowery cookies always bring spring to the dessert platter.

Each one has its own unique color and design. Though they're pretty much shaped the same way.

Each one has its own unique color and design. Though they’re pretty much shaped the same way.

60. For my more pious viewers, a cross cake with flowers is always fitting for the Easter season.

Well, as a Catholic, I certainly don't mind such cakes. But I love the pink and purple roses the best.

Well, as a Catholic, I certainly don’t mind such cakes. But I love the pink and purple roses the best.

61. Brighten up your Easter with this butterfly bento lunch.

Well, it contains a butterfly sandwich. And everyone likes butterflies, don't they?

Well, it contains a butterfly sandwich. And everyone likes butterflies, don’t they?

62. Make your Easter a colorful occasion with some rainbow egg cookies.

I guess these ones are made from a roll you slice before placing them on a tray. Still, can't complain about rainbow Easter eggs.

I guess these ones are made from a roll you slice before placing them on a tray. Still, can’t complain about rainbow Easter eggs.

63. Start your Easter with some bunny pancakes.

And it's even shaped like a traditional bunny cake. Though it has considerably less frills.

And it’s even shaped like a traditional bunny cake. Though it has considerably less frills.

64. Carrots should always consist of a healthy lunch.

Though here the carrots are made of cheese. But at least the stems are made from broccoli.

Though here the carrots are made of cheese. But at least the stems are made from broccoli.

65. If you love spring and Easter, try these flowery cookies.

Each one of these contains a lovely iced flower scene that could only come from a bakery. Nevertheless, these are surely beautiful.

Each one of these contains a lovely iced flower scene that could only come from a bakery. Nevertheless, these are surely beautiful.

66. A chick cheese ball is great for any appetizer platter.

The one I used on last year's post had a smaller beak. But I'm sure its cuteness will melt your heart.

The one I used on last year’s post had a smaller beak. But I’m sure its cuteness will melt your heart.

67. These lamb buns are undoubtedly fluffy.

However, these have a lot of small parts to them since they have woolen coats. Still, can't complain.

However, these have a lot of small parts to them since they have woolen coats. Still, can’t complain.

68. Even the Easter Bunny couldn’t resist a veggie tray like this.

Notably since the baby carrots are arranged into a giant one. So you might want to keep him away.

Notably since the baby carrots are arranged into a giant one. So you might want to keep him away.

69. Hope the chickens aren’t cooped up in this cookie coop.

It even has a ramp for the chickens to get in and out of. All in all, this is as clever as it is adorable.

It even has a ramp for the chickens to get in and out of. All in all, this is as clever as it is adorable.

70. You can make a bunny car with any hotdog.

Sure it might be for a kid's lunch. But it's nevertheless cute. Like the little smile on the bunny's face.

Sure it might be for a kid’s lunch. But it’s nevertheless cute. Like the little smile on the bunny’s face.

71. This little chick is especially cheesy.

It is even on a tortilla with carrot and olive features. Still, you have to love this little guy.

It is even on a tortilla with carrot and olive features. Still, you have to love this little guy.

72. Celebrate Easter this year with a serving of spring chick Easter salad.

This one consists of chicks walking on a ground of flowers. So cute.

This one consists of chicks walking on a ground of flowers. So cute.

73. Hope your bento lunch is of the garden variety.

Includes a course of spring flowers made from cheese and veggies. Still, they make a lovely bouquet.

Includes a course of spring flowers made from cheese and veggies. Still, they make a lovely bouquet.

74. You can never find a fancier Easter basket than you can see on this cake.

It is even filled with flowers and Easter eggs for you to see. Though I wouldn't eat the handle.

It is even filled with flowers and Easter eggs for you to see. Though I wouldn’t eat the handle.

75. Take care of yourself this Easter with some Easter Bunny salad.

Because shouldn't your food bunnies be made from rabbit food? Keep it away from critters though.

Because shouldn’t your food bunnies be made from rabbit food? Keep it away from critters though.

76. For your Easter lunch, put your sandwich bread in a basket weave.

Never thought I'd see that before. Even has Easter eggs in it. And those chickens are so cute.

Never thought I’d see that before. Even has Easter eggs in it. And those chickens are so cute.

77. An Easter gingerbread house should never cease to amaze you.

And you thought gingerbread houses were just for Christmas. Nice that it has some chocolate Easter eggs among the pastel colors.

And you thought gingerbread houses were just for Christmas. Nice that it has some chocolate Easter eggs among the pastel colors.

78. With this sheep’s fleece, it’s all macaroni.

Because a sheep's fleece is always curly. Love how it has a cheese head with some veggies as the grass and sun.

Because a sheep’s fleece is always curly. Love how it has a cheese head with some veggies as the grass and sun.

79. Not using an Easter basket? Convert it to a veggie tray.

You can have it arrange in neat bunches so it would resemble eggs and flowers. There's even a bunny dip tray to go with it.

You can have it arrange in neat bunches so it would resemble eggs and flowers. There’s even a bunny dip tray to go with it.

80. This Easter empty tomb cake is one any Christian can rejoice for.

Though you won't find Jesus on this cake. For he has risen. Check the tomb, please.

Though you won’t find Jesus on this cake. For he has risen. Check the tomb, please.

Erin Go Bragh with These Lucky Treats on Saint Patrick’s Day (Third Edition)

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After we’re done with pink hearts, love, and chocolates, it’s time for rainbows, green stuff, and all things Irish for Saint Patrick’s Day. Though seen primarily as a religious holiday in Ireland since March 17 honors the nation’s patron’s saint, many see it as a day to either express their Irish heritage and attend local parades or attend an Irish pub crawl. Or both if they’re over 21 years old. Then there’s the fact Americans like to commercialize everything and Saint Paddy’s Day is no exception. So if you’re from Ireland in the States at the moment, expect to see leprechauns and offensive Irish stereotypes along with cultural appropriation. And if you’re at Notre Dame, then may God have mercy on your soul since they have a leprechaun mascot. Seriously, despite the leprechaun mythology originating in Ireland (and rarely appearing in it), modern depictions are largely based on derogatory 19th century caricatures and Irish stereotypes. Let’s just say the 19th century was a very terrible time to be Irish. And most people living outside Ireland in the 21st century have absolutely no idea why the Irish find leprechauns imagery so freaking offensive. But Americans usually accept this because many of these leprechaun stuff nowadays have been perpetuated by Irish Americans. For instance, it was probably an Irish priest who decided that Notre Dame should be the Fightin’ Irish and have bruising leprechaun as their mascot. At any rate, it’s celebrated all over the world including places you wouldn’t expect like Russia or Japan since you won’t find many Irish people there. However, in Latin America, there was a historical figure named Bernardo O’Higgins. And it’s celebrated in more countries than in any other national festival. So for your reading pleasure, I give you yet another assortment of some lucky treats for Saint Paddy’s Day.

  1. This veggie rainbow will lead you to a pot of goldfish crackers.
Sure it may be a bento lunch. But at least it's rather healthy despite only including 4 colors.

Sure it may be a bento lunch. But at least it’s rather healthy despite only including 4 colors.

2. Speaking of rainbows, these square cookies make a lucky dessert.

And you can tie them together with string. Won't lead you to a pot of gold though.

And you can tie them together with string. Won’t lead you to a pot of gold though.

3. Your St. Paddy’s Day lunch should always go with a shamrock pizza.

This one is for young children. But the leprechaun cookie seems rather cute.

This one is for young children. But the leprechaun cookie seems rather cute.

4. These shamrock cookies express the colors of the Irish flag.

So if you're proud and Irish, these would be perfect for your St. Patrick's Day dessert platter. Though you wouldn't find a 4-leaf clover among them.

So if you’re proud and Irish, these would be perfect for your St. Patrick’s Day dessert platter. Though you wouldn’t find a 4-leaf clover among them.

5. Celebrate the luck of the Irish with these St. Patrick’s Day cookies.

Includes pot of gold, leprechaun hat, shamrocks, and a pint of beer. Not sure what the Irish would think of this.

Includes pot of gold, leprechaun hat, shamrocks, and a pint of beer. Not sure what the Irish would think of this.

6. A rainbow waffle pot of gold is part of a complete St. Patrick’s Day breakfast.

Includes scrambled eggs, fruit rainbow, and banana slices. At any rate, your kids would love it.

Includes scrambled eggs, fruit rainbow, and banana slices. At any rate, your kids would love it.

7. Top your St. Paddy’s party with a shamrock bread bowl of spinach dip.

I had this one since last year. But I couldn't fit it on the installment. So here on the third edition it goes.

I had this one since last year. But I couldn’t fit it on the installment. So here on the third edition it goes.

8. Lucky Charms marshmallows are great for rainbows.

However, I think this cookie must be quite large. You can't fit that many marshmallows on one you can hold in your hand.

However, I think this cookie must be quite large. You can’t fit that many marshmallows on one you can hold in your hand.

9. The leprechaun won’t see it coming with this trap cake.

Last year, I did a post on leprechaun traps. So I might as well include this cake in the mix this year.

Last year, I did a post on leprechaun traps. So I might as well include this cake in the mix this year.

10. Chocolate cream shamrocks always make a tasty treat.

Though they might seem like they're made from molds. And perhaps give you green teeth for awhile.

Though they might seem like they’re made from molds. And perhaps give you green teeth for awhile.

11. Green up your Saint Patrick’s Day with some green chocolate chip cookies.

Yes, I know these look disgusting. But I hear they're mint flavored. Don't ask.

Yes, I know these look disgusting. But I hear they’re mint flavored. Don’t ask.

12. How about a rainbow cake that shows within its layers?

Okay, it doesn't have much rainbow inside. But the icing layers make it clear.

Okay, it doesn’t have much rainbow inside. But the icing layers make it clear.

13. Shamrock brownie bites make a great St. Paddy’s dessert.

Well, the shamrock is chocolate. But at least these are topped with green icing.

Well, the shamrock is chocolate. But at least these are topped with green icing.

14. How about a shamrock in your bun?

Well, there you go. Not 4 leaves. But it'll do just fine in the meantime.

Well, there you go. Not 4 leaves. But it’ll do just fine in the meantime.

15. These rainbow cookies are delightfully frosted.

Each one has a layer of icing with a cloud and 5 rainbow colors. Wish they include purple but there wasn't much room.

Each one has a layer of icing with a cloud and 5 rainbow colors. Wish they include purple but there wasn’t much room.

16. Treat your guests this St. Patrick’s day with this shamrock veggie tray.

Includes cucumber slices, baby carrots, and cauliflower inside a shamrock made from peppers. Also uses green beans for a stem.

Includes cucumber slices, baby carrots, and cauliflower inside a shamrock made from peppers. Also uses green beans for a stem.

17. Speaking of veggie trays, this one has a shamrock of every shade of green.

Comprises of broccoli, celery, and cucumber slices. Surrounded by tomato slices and cherry tomatoes.

Comprises of broccoli, celery, and cucumber slices. Surrounded by tomato slices and cherry tomatoes.

18. If you want to go simple, try this St. Patrick’s Day try for a start.

Includes a shamrock in the center for dip. Snacks include carrots, crackers, and cucumber slices.

Includes a shamrock in the center for dip. Snacks include carrots, crackers, and cucumber slices.

19. Get lucky this St. Paddy’s Day with these rainbow jello slices.

Warning: These may contain alcohol and might not be consumed by anyone under 21. Consult your host first.

Warning: These may contain alcohol and might not be consumed by anyone under 21. Consult your host first.

20. Nothing makes St. Patrick’s Day worthwhile than hamburgers with a green bun and cheese.

Okay, that's utterly disgusting for God's sake. Even on St. Patrick's Day, I totally wouldn't eat that.

Okay, that’s utterly disgusting for God’s sake. Even on St. Patrick’s Day, I totally wouldn’t eat that.

21. These mini cupcakes will bring the luck of the Irish to any little leprechaun.

Each of them is decorated in its own way. And they're all chocolate, too.

Each of them is decorated in its own way. And they’re all chocolate, too.

22. A rainbow snack tray will surely be more worthwhile than a pot of gold.

After all, you probably won't find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. And if you do in Harry Potter, it won't be worth it.

After all, you probably won’t find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. And if you do in Harry Potter, it won’t be worth it.

23. Chocolate shamrock cupcakes should come with a green cream filling.

Let me guess, the filling tastes like mint. Not sure how deep it is. But sure don't want to make a mess.

Let me guess, the filling tastes like mint. Not sure how deep it is. But sure don’t want to make a mess.

24. Show your Irish pride this St. Patrick’s Day with this veggie tray.

This one is of the flag of Ireland including green beans, cauliflower, and carrots. Has the white dip in the middle.

This one is of the flag of Ireland including green beans, cauliflower, and carrots. Has the white dip in the middle.

25. Make your St. Patrick’s breakfast top of the morning with some shamrock pancakes.

Yes, I know green food is disgusting. But at least you'll be lucky to have a pancake 4-leaf clover.

Yes, I know green food is disgusting. But at least you’ll be lucky to have a pancake 4-leaf clover.

26. Grace your St. Paddy’s Day snack platter with this leprechaun cheese ball.

I don't know about you. But this leprechaun looks kind of mean to me. Though nice how they used carrot shavings for a beard and a green pepper hat.

I don’t know about you. But this leprechaun looks kind of mean to me. Though nice how they used carrot shavings for a beard and a green pepper hat.

27. Any little leprechaun would be pleased with this shamrock bento lunch.

Includes green veggies and fruit of all kinds. Like the shamrock crackers and cheese though they may not be green.

Includes green veggies and fruit of all kinds. Like the shamrock crackers and cheese though they may not be green.

28. Some shamrock pasta makes a wonderfully lucky meal on March 17.

Might also want to use pesto and cheese as well. By the way, the shamrock noodles might be from a store.

Might also want to use pesto and cheese as well. By the way, the shamrock noodles might be from a store.

29. No platter of St. Patrick’s Day cookies could ever outshine these.

Includes shamrocks, rainbows, and leprechaun hats. Sure they may be professionally made. But they're so well done I had to include them.

Includes shamrocks, rainbows, and leprechaun hats. Sure they may be professionally made. But they’re so well done I had to include them.

30. Nothing makes a better appetizer for Saint Patrick’s Day like shamrock sandwiches.

Each one comes in a different bread. Though the dark one might fall in the German pumpernickel area.

Each one comes in a different bread. Though the dark one might fall in the German pumpernickel area.

31. There should always be shamrocks on a steak and Guinness pie.

As you know, Guinness is an Irish beer. And as you see, the shamrocks are on the fragmented crust.

As you know, Guinness is an Irish beer. And as you see, the shamrocks are on the fragmented crust.

32. Rainbow donuts will always bring good luck.

But for your blood vessels, not so much. By the way, each of these is decorated with fruity pebbles.

But for your blood vessels, not so much. By the way, each of these is decorated with fruity pebbles.

33. Wake up this Saint Patrick’s Day morning to some shamrock breakfast casserole.

Probably contains eggs and is dyed green. But someone will enjoy it.

Probably contains eggs and is dyed green. But someone will enjoy it.

34. These jello shamrocks will bring you all the luck you need.

Each one has multiple layers of green as you see. But the 4 leaf clover ones are better or so I heard.

Each one has multiple layers of green as you see. But the 4 leaf clover ones are better or so I heard.

35. For Saint Patrick’s Day, you’d swear this bread came over the rainbow.

Well, I included rainbow bread before. But not in this neat and tighty fashion like this.

Well, I included rainbow bread before. But not in this neat and tidy fashion like this.

36. These shamrock pretzels are an ideal St. Patrick’s Day snack.

They also don't look very hard to make either. Just some chocolate, pretzels, and green M&Ms.

They also don’t look very hard to make either. Just some chocolate, pretzels, and green M&Ms.

37. A Saint Patrick’s Day lunch like this has 2 shamrock sandwiches.

Also, includes fruit to make a rainbow along with a mix. Still, this is adorable.

Also, includes fruit to make a rainbow along with a mix. Still, this is adorable.

38. If you want to make thinks easier, make your shamrock cookies from a roll.

Just don't make them the same roll if you want different color configurations. The sprinkles can come in later.

Just don’t make them the same roll if you want different color configurations. The sprinkles can come in later.

39. Top your St. Patrick’s Day dessert platter with some green velvet cake.

Wonder what green velvet cake tastes like. Then again, it might be better not to know.

Wonder what green velvet cake tastes like. Then again, it might be better not to know.

40. A Saint Patrick’s Day lunch should have plenty of green.

Well, they certainly have the fruits and veggies covered. Like the shamrock sandwich.

Well, they certainly have the fruits and veggies covered. Like the shamrock sandwich.

41. For those who have refined tastes, a mint shamrock cheesecake will suit your fancy.

Might contain some chocolate drizzle like this which some might not like. Otherwise, feel free to try.

Might contain some chocolate drizzle like this which some might not like. Otherwise, feel free to try.

42. Irish brownie bombs are a chocolate lover’s delight.

Well, they may not have much green. But they do have shamrocks. so they count.

Well, they may not have much green. But they do have shamrocks. so they count.

43. I’m sure you’ll find these St. Paddy’s Day cookies a colorful sight.

Well, at least they seem like anyone could make them. Though the fancy leprechaun gives it away that they're from a bakery.

Well, at least they seem like anyone could make them. Though the fancy leprechaun gives it away that they’re from a bakery.

44. Green pasta should always be a staple for St. Patrick’s Day.

Well, this is in food coloring since it might be geared toward kids. So it's kind of disgusting.

Well, this is in food coloring since it might be geared toward kids. So it’s kind of disgusting.

45. Green pancakes should always have whipped cream and Lucky Charms.

Okay, that is definitely not good for you. But is certainly in the spirit of the holiday.

Okay, that is definitely not good for you. But is certainly in the spirit of the holiday.

46. This leprechaun hat cake comes with a rainbow inside.

Though you won't find any gold in there. Not sure how you get the rainbow inside either.

Though you won’t find any gold in there. Not sure how you get the rainbow inside either.

47. For Saint Patrick’s Day, you might want to get the green gobs out for once.

Well, green velvet gobs anyway. Yes, they're also called whoopie pies but I think the name is ridiculous.

Well, green velvet gobs anyway. Yes, they’re also called whoopie pies but I think the name is ridiculous.

48. These Saint Patrick’s Day cookies will show your love for the Irish.

Well, at least these are in lovely hearts and in green. So they'll certainly delight.

Well, at least these are in lovely hearts and in green. So they’ll certainly delight.

49. A Saint Patrick’s Day cake should always be decorated with Lucky Charms.

Seems like you can use the cereal marshmallows a lot. Though not sure about what I think of this cake.

Seems like you can use the cereal marshmallows a lot. Though not sure about what I think of this cake.

50. Wake up this St. Patrick’s Day morning to some rainbow French toast.

I think this might be from Martha Stewart. At any rate, at least it's healthier than the sugary fairy bread from 2 years ago.

I think this might be from Martha Stewart. At any rate, at least it’s healthier than the sugary fairy bread from 2 years ago.

51. This pot of gold cake looks almost as if it was real.

Though the gold chocolate coins have an image of John F. Kennedy. Then again, he was Irish, but still.

Though the gold chocolate coins have an image of John F. Kennedy. Then again, he was Irish, but still.

52. Celebrate your St. Patrick’s Day morning with some rainbow waffles.

Well, they come in an array of colors. But not sure if you'd want to pick one of each. Better pick a color and stick with it.

Well, they come in an array of colors. But not sure if you’d want to pick one of each. Better pick a color and stick with it.

53. Peanut butter sandwich leprechaun cookies have their own unique charm.

They're also not that hard to decorate either and are great with kids. Except if they live in Ireland then they might be offended.

They’re also not that hard to decorate either and are great with kids. Except if they live in Ireland then they might be offended.

54. This Saint Patrick’s Day, you might want to make your own Lucky Charms marshmallows.

Well, it's somehow possible since there's something about it on Pinterest. But I'm not sure how it goes exactly.

Well, it’s somehow possible since there’s something about it on Pinterest. But I’m not sure how it goes exactly.

55. A Saint Paddy’s Day cake like this has layers of green.

As you can see from the inside. Still, kind of looks a wee bit disgusting for some reason.

As you can see from the inside. Still, kind of looks a wee bit disgusting for some reason.

56. Cheesecake shamrocks always bring extra luck.

Doesn't hurt if they're in whorls of green either. Though I'm not a fan of green food by one bit.

Doesn’t hurt if they’re in whorls of green either. Though I’m not a fan of green food by one bit.

57. These clover cookies can always satisfy on Saint Patrick’s Day.

Some of them even have 4 leaves as you can see. Though not sure if it'll bring you luck though.

Some of them even have 4 leaves as you can see. Though not sure if it’ll bring you luck though.

58. Beef and Guinness pot pie makes an authentic Irish dinner.

Okay, I might be getting into stereotypes here. But at least this one has a shamrock.

Okay, I might be getting into stereotypes here. But at least this one has a shamrock.

59. You can eat these St. Patrick’s Day cake balls straight from your hand.

Some are green and some have shamrocks on them. Either way, I hope there's chocolate inside.

Some are green and some have shamrocks on them. Either way, I hope there’s chocolate inside.

60. A fruit rainbow cake can always lead to a pot of gold.

Well, at least it's healthier than some of the treats on the list. And that rainbow is quite original.

Well, at least it’s healthier than some of the treats on the list. And that rainbow is quite original.

61. For a Saint Patrick’s Day breakfast, these pancake rainbows on a stick are one of a kind.

Well, at least they're better than a full stack. And I'm sure kids will love them.

Well, at least they’re better than a full stack. And I’m sure kids will love them.

62. With these cupcakes, you’ll find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

Whether it means using Rolos and sour fruit roll ups. Still, these are quite creative if you ask me.

Whether it means using Rolos and sour fruit roll ups. Still, these are quite creative if you ask me.

63. These lucky jello treats are in every shade of green.

Let's hope these don't have alcohol in them. Though it might not seem like it. But consult the host just to be safe.

Let’s hope these don’t have alcohol in them. Though it might not seem like it. But consult the host just to be safe.

64. Cool down this Saint Patrick’s Day with some rainbow popsicles.

Well, they may not be suited for March. Well, unless you live in places where it's sweltering hot like Mexico.

Well, they may not be suited for March. Well, unless you live in places where it’s sweltering hot like Mexico.

65. Shamrock cookies like these have leaves of 3.

However, though they may seem pretty, they don't resemble clover leaves. More like poison ivy leaves. Uh-oh.

However, though they may seem pretty, they don’t resemble clover leaves. More like poison ivy leaves. Uh-oh.

66. Seems like you can really make a leprechaun with some assembly required.

All it takes is a leprechaun hat, a 4 leaf shamrock for the body, and a horsehoe for the legs. And try to keep them together as you can.

All it takes is a leprechaun hat, a 4 leaf shamrock for the body, and a horsehoe for the legs. And try to keep them together as you can.

67. Shamrock cookies can come in a multitude of colors and patterns.

As you can see, these shamrocks are certainly professionally made. But they're all in patterns consisting of green, yellow, and white.

As you can see, these shamrocks are certainly professionally made. But they’re all in patterns consisting of green, yellow, and white.

68. A Saint Patrick’s Day cake should always be covered in gold and shamrocks.

Okay, this is from a bakery and might be used for a wedding. But what a wonderful cake it surely is.

Okay, this is from a bakery and might be used for a wedding. But what a wonderful cake it surely is.

69. For extra luck, this shamrock cake is green to its veins.

After all, shamrocks are plants which have veins where they photosynthesize energy. Okay, that's getting a bit too scientific.

After all, shamrocks are plants which have veins where they photosynthesize energy. Okay, that’s getting a bit too scientific.

70. This leprechaun village cake wishes the best of luck.

And it's decorated with Lucky Charms which isn't surprising. Brought to you by Betty Crocker.

And it’s decorated with Lucky Charms which isn’t surprising. Brought to you by Betty Crocker.

71. These pot of gold cupcakes each contain a golden coin.

Even has rainbow icing on top. Love how they're chocolate, too.

Even has rainbow icing on top. Love how they’re chocolate, too.

72. These rainbow cookies have a hole in the center.

You might think they're donuts. But they're not and are certainly covered in icing.

You might think they’re donuts. But they’re not and are certainly covered in icing.

73. Now this must be a St. Patrick’s Day cake from the world of Dr. Seuss.

Well, it's in a rather distinctive style that evokes whimsy. Like the patterns of each tier.

Well, it’s in a rather distinctive style that evokes whimsy. Like the patterns of each tier.

74. Seems like the leprechaun dived head first in his pot of gold.

Well, at least someone's having a good time. Though it might depict negative Irish stereotypes.

Well, at least someone’s having a good time. Though it might depict negative Irish stereotypes.

75. These leprechaun hats are simple and healthy Saint Patrick’s Day snack.

Well, they're made from cucumbers and cheese. But they won't take much effort.

Well, they’re made from cucumbers and cheese. But they won’t take much effort.

76. It takes 2 metal pans for this rainbow appetizer tray.

Fruits and veggies make up the rainbow. Dip and cauliflower make up the clouds. Crackers consist of the gold in the plastic pot.

Fruits and veggies make up the rainbow. Dip and cauliflower make up the clouds. Crackers consist of the gold in the plastic pot.

77. A Saint Patrick’s Day lunch should leave a colorful impression.

Includes a pot of gold with Cracker Jacks, a shamrock sandwich, and some celery. The fruit makes up the rainbow.

Includes a pot of gold with Cracker Jacks, a shamrock sandwich, and some celery. The fruit makes up the rainbow.

78. Show your little leprechaun the love this St. Patrick’s Day with this bento lunch.

Now this is quite adorable. Love what it says in cheese on the pepper rainbow salad.

Now this is quite adorable. Love what it says in cheese on the pepper rainbow salad.

79. A shamrock sandwich brings you the best of luck.

Well, each of these have green tops which look kind of disgusting. But I'm sure they're safe to eat.

Well, each of these have green tops which look kind of disgusting. But I’m sure they’re safe to eat.

80. No kid could resist these leprechaun hats.

Yes, I had on leprechaun hats before. But these are in green with a gum drop at the front.

Yes, I had on leprechaun hats before. But these are in green with a gum drop at the front.

Be Mine With These Valentine’s Day Treats (Third Edition)

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Of course, we’re now on to Valentine’s Day or the time of year people celebrate love with hearts, flowers, candy, and pink stuff in February. Lots of pink stuff. But since I am a lowly blogger, I have to keep an audience though celebration considerably varies. Though retailers always seek to cash in since it’s the biggest moneymaker holiday between Christmas and Easter. Of course, exceptions are any place selling sport gear (since the Super Bowl happens around this time), the town of Punxatawney, Pennsylvania (for Groundhog Day), the city of New Orleans and most of Louisiana (for Mardi Gras), and alcohol distributors (for Saint Patrick’s Day). Now for the last two years, I’ve done posts on Valentine’s Day treats like in the dinner setting you see above which I’m sure it’s not a romantic dinner. How can I tell? Because despite the fine setting and candles, there are places for 6 people. But I’m sure couples spend time with each other and polyamory exists. Anyway, Valentine’s Day is also a time for parties for either couples in love or people looking for love (perhaps in all the wrong places). Not to mention, if you’re in elementary school, you have to participate in Valentine’s Day festivities such as bringing Valentines and treats for the class regardless of what you think about the holiday. So for your reading pleasure, I bring you another installment of Valentine’s Day treats.

  1. These heart cookies come with their own flowers.
The flowers may be small. But each heart comes in red, white, or in a shade of pink.

The flowers may be small. But each heart comes in red, white, or in a shade of pink.

2. There’s so much to love about these heart graham cracker sandwiches on a stick.

Some of these even have pink filling in them with chocolate. Though I hope the pink isn't strawberry flavored because that combination tastes disgusting.

Some of these even have pink filling in them with chocolate. Though I hope the pink isn’t strawberry flavored because that combination tastes disgusting.

3. Like footprints, the love in these shoe cookies is always imprinted in one’s sole. I mean soul.

Sure they may look cute at one angle. However, they may suggest stomping on one's love at another.

Sure they may look cute at one angle. However, they may suggest stomping on one’s love at another.

4. This Valentine heart cake is bursting with hearts and flowers.

I'm sure what's sticking out of this cake isn't edible. But it's a stroke of genius.

I’m sure what’s sticking out of this cake isn’t edible. But it’s a stroke of genius.

5. Spread the love at your Valentine’s Day party with this hearty snack tray.

Includes, Ritz crackers, carrots, cucumbers, cheese, and salami. Because baloney is not appropriate for it's a lunchmeat attached to a name that also means bullshit.

Includes, Ritz crackers, carrots, cucumbers, cheese, and salami. Because baloney is not appropriate for it’s a lunchmeat attached to a name that also means bullshit.

6. These Oreo cheescake hearts offer so much to love.

And both are topped with whipped cream. Though they kind of resemble cookies.

And both are topped with whipped cream. Though they kind of resemble cookies.

7. These Valentine’s Day roll cakes will find their way to your heart.

Though let's keep cardiovascular disease out of this. But you have to love the white polka dots and heart.

Though let’s keep cardiovascular disease out of this. But you have to love the white polka dots and heart.

8. If you want to please your loved one this Valentine’s Day, say it with cupcakes.

Well, this is a cute display. Like all the pink, red, and white hearts. Though these were probably made at a bakery.

Well, this is a cute display. Like all the pink, red, and white hearts. Though these were probably made at a bakery.

9. Heart cookies don’t always have to be in pink, red, or white.

You can also find hearts in yellow, orange, green, blue, or purple. Lovely.

You can also find hearts in yellow, orange, green, blue, or purple. Lovely.

10. You can’t help but love these Rice Krispie treat heart mice.

Though you might not want to eat those ears. Those candy hearts are made from sugary chalk.

Though you might not want to eat those ears. Those candy hearts are made from sugary chalk.

11. These Cupid kabobs are awfully fruity.

Well, at least they won't cause much strain to your heart. But calling them "Cupid kabobs" not sure if the name has a ring to it.

Well, at least they won’t cause much strain to your heart. But calling them “Cupid kabobs” not sure if the name has a ring to it.

12. These candy heart cake pops always send a lovely message.

And they probably taste better than the real chalk filled candy hearts that have Necco in business. Available in any color you want.

And they probably taste better than the real chalk filled candy hearts that have Necco in business. Available in any color you want.

13. A heart cheese tray should come with two types of grapes.

However, whether to serve it with wine is optional. Though it might make you look French if you do.

However, whether to serve it with wine is optional. Though it might make you look French if you do.

14. You can say it with roses or rose strawberries.

Though at least they're healthy. Though they may look like a poor imitation.

Though at least they’re healthy. Though they may look like a poor imitation.

15. You can always serve your Valentine’s Day dinner with some heart shaped bread.

Not sure what they're supposed to be sprinkled with. But I'd certainly eat them.

Not sure what they’re supposed to be sprinkled with. But I’d certainly eat them.

16. These candy heart cookies are full of surprises.

In that, they're hollow and contain M&Ms in them. Also available in envelopes, too,

In that, they’re hollow and contain M&Ms in them. Also available in envelopes, too,

17. How about some heart shaped donuts with your coffee?

And you have to love the chocolate glaze and sprinkles. However, these can cause coronaries.

And you have to love the chocolate glaze and sprinkles. However, these can cause coronaries.

18. This pink heart Valentine’s cake comes with all the frills.

I'm sure it would go well on any Valentine's Day party dessert platter. Just as long as it doesn't clash with a male guest's birthday.

I’m sure it would go well on any Valentine’s Day party dessert platter. Just as long as it doesn’t clash with a male guest’s birthday.

19. Hope these custard hand pies find a way to your heart.

Though I don't exactly mean literally in this case. Still, like the sprinkles and small hearts.

Though I don’t exactly mean literally in this case. Still, like the sprinkles and small hearts.

20. A Valentine’s Day cake should always be decked with roses.

Yet, the roses here are small and made of icing. Still, I think it's so pretty.

Yet, the roses here are small and made of icing. Still, I think it’s so pretty.

21. If your sweetheart loves cookies and puzzles, I have just the thing.

Yes, it's a cookie crossword puzzle for Valentine's Day. Some have the squares. Others have clues.

Yes, it’s a cookie crossword puzzle for Valentine’s Day. Some have the squares. Others have clues.

22. These homemade pies are simply covered in hearts.

Though it's possible their crusts were made from the same dough. Yet, each has a different filling.

Though it’s possible their crusts were made from the same dough. Yet, each has a different filling.

23. With cookies like these, your Valentine’s Day is a fancy affair.

These were definitely made in a bakery. But yes, cookie decor can get that intricate.

These were definitely made in a bakery. But yes, cookie decor can get that intricate.

24. Nobody could resist these chocolate bears.

Because each of these has a real big heat. Yes, they're cookies but they're so cute.

Because each of these has a real big heat. Yes, they’re cookies but they’re so cute.

25. These mini pizzas make the perfect Valentine’s Day lunch.

And they don't contain many toppings either. Because we're talking about a small space.

And they don’t contain many toppings either. Because we’re talking about a small space.

26. In this bento lunch, your child will delight in these two lovebirds.

Sure they may be sandwiches with hearts on them. But they're lovely just the same.

Sure they may be sandwiches with hearts on them. But they’re lovely just the same.

27. These cannoli cones have a real chocolate touch.

Yet, I'm sure they contain a lot of icing in them. Since they're made from ice cream cones.

Yet, I’m sure they contain a lot of icing in them. Since they’re made from ice cream cones.

28. A bento like this contains 2 hearty sandwiches.

Okay, it looks like part of a clover. But still, this was made for Valentine's Day. Includes a dessert of chalk hearts.

Okay, it looks like part of a clover. But still, this was made for Valentine’s Day. Includes a dessert of chalk hearts.

29. Impress your sweethearts with these homemade candy hearts.

However, these are sugar candy on paper. So they may not taste appealing.

However, these are sugar candy on paper. So they may not taste appealing.

30. Make your Valentine’s Day wonderful with a hearty ham sandwich.

The bread also comes pressed for some reason. Hope you enjoy.

The bread also comes pressed for some reason. Hope you enjoy.

31. Bacon hearts make a worthy side to a Valentine’s Day breakfast.

However, they may not be great on your arteries though. Since we all know that bacon should be used as a side for a reason.

However, they may not be great on your arteries though. Since we all know that bacon should be used as a side for a reason.

32. This jello dish contains pink shades and strawberries.

Okay, it also has a lot of red in it, too. But at least the strawberry can be a heart shaped fruit when sliced.

Okay, it also has a lot of red in it, too. But at least the strawberry can be a heart shaped fruit when sliced.

33. Now you can pick your lipstick shade on a cupcake.

Though they're not in shades most women usually use. Seriously, gold lips? Why?

Though they’re not in shades most women usually use. Seriously, gold lips? Why?

34. Red velvet pancakes are always part of a complete Valentine’s Day breakfast.

Think of red velvet as the V-Day equivalent of pumpkin spice. Though it doesn't enjoy the same reputation since it's not ridiculous.

Think of red velvet as the V-Day equivalent of pumpkin spice. Though it doesn’t enjoy the same reputation since it’s not ridiculous.

35. With red heart waffles you can make a stunning V-Day display at breakfast.

Hey, at least it's not as bad as whatever they serve at IHOP. Though it does seem more like dessert in some way.

Hey, at least it’s not as bad as whatever they serve at IHOP. Though it does seem more like dessert in some way.

36. There’s so much to love about these strawberry hearts in this bento box.

The strawberries even have eyes and limbs. There are also heart treats and flowers.

The strawberries even have eyes and limbs. There are also heart treats and flowers.

37. A chocolate heart cake should always have the appropriate sprinkles.

I'm sure plenty of women would love a cake like this from their significant other. Love the chocolate icing.

I’m sure plenty of women would love a cake like this from their significant other. Love the chocolate icing.

38. For Valentine’s Day, you might enjoy chocolate cookies with glittery hearts.

Not sure where they'd have glitter sprinkles. But hey, I'd take them.

Not sure where they’d have glitter sprinkles. But hey, I’d take them.

39. On a white heart cake, be sure to have pink flowers.

Though I'm not sure whether these are fake or made from icing. Still, gives a nice touch.

Though I’m not sure whether these are fake or made from icing. Still, gives a nice touch.

40. You can’t find anything not to love about these love bug cupcakes.

At any rate, these are a great treat idea for kids. After all, they're simply adorable.

At any rate, these are a great treat idea for kids. After all, they’re simply adorable.

41. Treat yourself this Valentine’s Day to some hearty salad.

However, I'm not sure if this one contains a lot of vegetables. But it has a vinaigrette dressing.

However, I’m not sure if this one contains a lot of vegetables. But it has a vinaigrette dressing.

42. For Valentine’s Day, you can’t have a candle dinner without some heart ravioli.

Yes, I had on heart ravioli before. But it wasn't served in sauce like this.

Yes, I had on heart ravioli before. But it wasn’t served in sauce like this.

43. Spread the love on Valentine’s Day with these heart-shaped buns.

I'm sure they won't be heard to make. Though you may not help but adore them.

I’m sure they won’t be heard to make. Though you may not help but adore them.

44. This cake roll has chocolate hearts all over it.

Yes, it's another cake roll. But this one is pink with chocolate hearts. And it has a darker pink heart in the center.

Yes, it’s another cake roll. But this one is pink with chocolate hearts. And it has a darker pink heart in the center.

45. For Valentine’s Day, your sweetheart might want a fruit breakfast like this.

It's proof that your loved one cares not about how you feel but also your health. Then again, it may depend.

It’s proof that your loved one cares not about how you feel but also your health. Then again, it may depend.

46. For your Valentine’s Day breakfast, treat yourself to some pancake hearts.

These have hearts in them. Some of them are red as you see here.

These have hearts in them. Some of them are red as you see here.

47. A candy heart cheese cake is just the thing for Valentine’s Day.

Still, however it tastes, it'll probably be better than the candies that inspired it. Seriously, those candies taste like chalk.

Still, however it tastes, it’ll probably be better than the candies that inspired it. Seriously, those candies taste like chalk.

48. A Valentine’s Day cake should always be covered in red roses.

Not sure if the roses are fake or made from icing. But I really love this beautiful cake.

Not sure if the roses are fake or made from icing. But I really love this beautiful cake.

49. This large cookie heart proves that love can take all forms even chocolate chip.

And what's better than a chocolate chip heart cookie? Not much as far as I know.

And what’s better than a chocolate chip heart cookie? Not much as far as I know.

50. These XO pancakes are all kisses and hugs.

Still, nobody uses X's and O's anymore than for V-Day. Mostly because we have emojis.

Still, nobody uses X’s and O’s anymore than for V-Day. Mostly because we have emojis.

51. Grace your appetizer platter this Valentine’s Day with some arrow snacks.

Consist of cheese and cherry tomatoes in a toothpick. So they're easy to make with little trouble.

Consist of cheese and cherry tomatoes in a toothpick. So they’re easy to make with little trouble.

52. Now this is the kind of V-Day breakfast in bed.

This one consist of muffins, a donut, a pancake, and raspberries. But it all spells, "Love."

This one consist of muffins, a donut, a pancake, and raspberries. But it all spells, “Love.”

53. For healthier options a V-Day veggie pizza will do.

And consist of vegetables it does. I'm sure your heart will thank you for not going with pepperoni.

And consist of vegetables it does. I’m sure your heart will thank you for not going with pepperoni.

54. There’s nothing romantic on Valentine’s Day like a spaghetti dinner.

This is especially when it's shaped in a heart. Might want to put some Parmesan on that though.

This is especially when it’s shaped in a heart. Might want to put some Parmesan on that though.

55. For Valentine’s Day a hotdog dish of mac and cheese is served with love.

Well, this was made with one hotdog for the heart. But I bet this dish doesn't do wonders for the arteries.

Well, this was made with one hotdog for the heart. But I bet this dish doesn’t do wonders for the arteries.

56. This pasta dish is served with alfredo and red peppers.

And the red peppers are in hearts. Yes, this is quite lovely and creative.

And the red peppers are in hearts. Yes, this is quite lovely and creative.

57. Children will delight in this Cupid pig sandwich.

Well, that's a creative spin on the Greek god of love. Still, it's adorable and original.

Well, that’s a creative spin on the Greek god of love. Still, it’s adorable and original.

58. These rose mini cupcakes almost resemble the real flowers.

Well, to a point, anyway. But I love how these were made. Makes me wonder how these icing roses were possible.

Well, to a point, anyway. But I love how these were made. Makes me wonder how these icing roses were possible.

59. These Valentine’s Day heart cookies come with wings.

Well, some hearts do come with them on V-Day. Nevertheless, wouldn't mind having them at a party.

Well, some hearts do come with them on V-Day. Nevertheless, wouldn’t mind having them at a party.

60. Grace your dessert platter this Valentine’s Day with this chocolate pudding heart cake.

And it sure looks incredibly tempting. Must resist now.

And it sure looks incredibly tempting. Must resist now.

61. These nutter butter owl Valentine cookies are surely a hoot.

Yes, I know owls don't have much to do with V-Day. But these owls are so irresistible.

Yes, I know owls don’t have much to do with V-Day. But these owls are so irresistible.

62. A V-Day cake like this is decked with flowers on the edges.

And they're not roses. Kind of has a spring feel to it if you ask me.

And they’re not roses. Kind of has a spring feel to it if you ask me.

63. These love bug marshmallow cookies will get under your skin.

Yes, they resemble ladybugs and have hearts on their backs. Adorable.

Yes, they resemble ladybugs and have hearts on their backs. Adorable.

64. No one could resist the allure of these chocolate cupcakes.

Now these have candy hearts I actually like. Because it's almost impossible not to like chocolate.

Now these have candy hearts I actually like. Because it’s almost impossible not to like chocolate.

65. These peanut butter Valentine cookies make a tasty treat on a cold day.

Well, at least they seem doable. Though they're not too flashy.

Well, at least they seem doable. Though they’re not too flashy.

66. You can’t have Valentine’s Day without these love bug Oreo truffles.

Well, they don't exactly look like bugs. But they're pretty adorable that you wouldn't care.

Well, they don’t exactly look like bugs. But they’re pretty adorable that you wouldn’t care.

67. Speaking of truffles, check out this truffle topped heart cake.

I'm sure this will be really hard to resist. Still, is that what truffles really look like?

I’m sure this will be really hard to resist. Still, is that what truffles really look like?

68. You can’t go wrong on Valentine’s Day with a candy cane heart cake.

Not sure if those candy canes were left over from Christmas though. Then again, I'll allow it.

Not sure if those candy canes were left over from Christmas though. Then again, I’ll allow it.

69. How about a cupcake with a chocolate rose?

Yes, it's probably professionally made. But the detail is so unreal that you'd wonder whether it's edible.

Yes, it’s probably professionally made. But the detail is so unreal that you’d wonder whether it’s edible.

70. Instead of heart cookies, how about heart cookie pieces?

On one hand, this is a creative and original idea. On the other hand, it might come a bit off as stalkerish to say the least.

On one hand, this is a creative and original idea. On the other hand, it might come a bit off as stalkerish to say the least.

71. Even the smallest hearts can be just as sweet.

These are Valentine's Day mini cookies. And they're all in red, white, as well as shades of pink.

These are Valentine’s Day mini cookies. And they’re all in red, white, as well as shades of pink.

72. Chocolate lovers everywhere would enjoy these ganache heart tartlets on V-Day.

Each one has small hearts of a variety of different colors, too. Love these.

Each one has small hearts of a variety of different colors, too. Love these.

73. Instead of candy hearts, these cookies will be just fine for your sweetheart.

Each one of these has their own sayings. I'm sure plenty would want their significant others to make them.

Each one of these has their own sayings. I’m sure plenty would want their significant others to make them.

74. These V-Day candy cake pops are better than a box of chocolates.

Because you probably know what you're going to get from them. With real chocolates, it's more complicated.

Because you probably know what you’re going to get from them. With real chocolates, it’s more complicated.

75. Pancakes on V-Day can always come from the heart.

Yes, I have V-Day pancakes again. But they're done in a different style than the others.

Yes, I have V-Day pancakes again. But they’re done in a different style than the others.

76. Show your loved ones you care on Valentine’s Day with these heart pockets.

They're homemade hot pockets. Not sure if every bite in them is a different temperature though.

They’re homemade hot pockets. Not sure if every bite in them is a different temperature though.

77. Seems like there’s something special in that bento lunch.

Still, I surely hope the sandwich isn't full of baloney. Then again, I'm not talking about the lunch meat here.

Still, I surely hope the sandwich isn’t full of baloney. Then again, I’m not talking about the lunch meat here.

78. This Valentine’s Day, have a hand in your heart.

Well, they're hand cookies with hearts in them. And they're in different colors to illustrate diversity.

Well, they’re hand cookies with hearts in them. And they’re in different colors to illustrate diversity.

79. A Valentine’s Day cake like this is jammed packed with all kinds of hearts.

Well, they have red, white, and chocolate. And they seemed to be made from pretzels as far as I know.

Well, they have red, white, and chocolate. And they seemed to be made from pretzels as far as I know.

80. These chocolate bear cupcakes will make your heart melt.

They have Ree's minicup heads and hands of chocolate icing. Nevertheless, they're just adorable.

They have Ree’s minicup heads and hands of chocolate icing. Nevertheless, they’re just adorable.

Make a Wish and Blow Out the Candles with These Birthday Party Cakes (Third Edition)

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Next Friday will be my 27th birthday so I decide to commemorate the occasion with an assortment of weird looking cakes you’d find at the store, courtesy of Cake Wrecks. Sure I’ve done such post twice before during this time of year. Yet, there’s not a lot I can do for January though I can at least rejoice the fact that I can celebrate it while Obama is still president. Since the day that will infamy will only occur the Friday after of which I plan to dedicate the occasion by not watching my country being desecrated on national television. Anyway, bakeries and stores make a ton of money on birthday cakes since people have them all year round. And we usually expect that when we get a cake, it’d be decorated to our specifications. However, given that a site like Cake Wrecks exists, this isn’t always the case. Thus, it’s possible that people may celebrate birthdays featuring a cake that might not be up to snuff to what you ordered. But sometimes you have to make the best of the situation. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of professional birthday cakes gone wrong. These are provided by the courtesy of Cake Wrecks and many may not be safe for work.

  1. Man, what the hell’s going on with Cinderella?
"So you tell me you'd help me get to the ball? Then why the hell weren't you there for me when my dad died, you fairy god bitch?" I'm just improvising here.

“So you tell me you’d help me get to the ball? Then why the hell weren’t you there for me when my dad died, you fairy god bitch? You should’ve enchanted child services, for God’s sake.” I’m just improvising here.

2. Just a plain happy birthday with no frilly crap will do.

Well, it seems like the recipient got their wish. Though some decorator doesn't seem to follow directions.

Well, it seems like the recipient got their wish. Though some decorator doesn’t seem to follow directions.

3. Guess Ann wanted a Vincent Van Gogh birthday party theme.

But a cake of a severed ear? I think one of Van Gogh's paintings would've been more appropriate.

But a cake of a severed ear? I think one of Van Gogh’s paintings would’ve been more appropriate.

4. Though decorators can be great at taking directions, they don’t necessarily follow them.

This person requested some words in yellow and some in green. But not in the colors they are.

This person requested some words in yellow and some in green. But not in the colors they are.

5. That moment when you can’t decide to go with a forest or circus theme.

I don't know about you. But I'd stick with the forest theme. Because let's face it, clowns are creepy.

I don’t know about you. But I’d stick with the forest theme. Because let’s face it, clowns are creepy.

6. Seems like Tinkerbell isn’t too pleased at the moment.

Doesn't help that her hips are unusually thick in her proportion to her body. Maybe her crankiness makes perfect sense.

Doesn’t help that her hips are unusually thick in her proportion to her body. Maybe her crankiness makes perfect sense.

7. Why, Yoda, that’s a rather large uh, lightsaber you have there.

All too happy, Yoda seems. Suspect compensating for something, Yoda may. Want to know, I may not.

All too happy, Yoda seems. Suspect compensating for something, Yoda may. Want to know, I may not.

8. Apparently, turning 4o might make you think you’re being dragged to your grave.

Sorry, but while 40 may mean you're middle aged, it doesn't mean you're being dragged to your grave. Still, this is disturbing.

Sorry, but while 40 may mean you’re middle aged, it doesn’t mean you’re being dragged to your grave. Still, this is disturbing.

9. A Disney Princess cake is truly a little girl’s dream.

Though how these women are drawn is utterly atrocious. Seriously, Cinderella, Ariel, and Snow White don't look like that.

Though how these women are drawn is utterly atrocious. Seriously, Cinderella, Ariel, and Snow White don’t look like that.

10. A Big Bird cake can always delight a small child. Hope nothing goes wrong with that.

Now this looks very freaky. Here we have Big Bird's feet and wings along with a head that denotes he might've been on drugs before being dismembered.

Now this looks very freaky. Here we have Big Bird’s feet and wings along with a head that denotes he might’ve been on drugs before being dismembered.

11. Hope this kid enjoys his 6th birthday.

Just don't mind that whoever decorated this cake can't count. Because there are 8 candles which is more than there should be.

Just don’t mind that whoever decorated this cake can’t count. Because there are 8 candles which is more than there should be.

12. If you’re 40, get used to Viagra and adult diapers.

No, 40 isn't old for the love of God. Seriously, since when did 40 get associated with aging?

No, 40 isn’t old for the love of God. Seriously, since when did 40 get associated with aging?

13. I’m afraid Megan wanted a different kind of beach cake for her 14th birthday.

It's well stated that she wanted a blue anchor not flip flops. The decorator only wrote it down.

It’s well stated that she wanted a blue anchor not flip flops. The decorator only wrote it down.

14. Not sure if this cake gives you a hot heart of burning love.

For some reason Elvis looks like an angry vampire. Or like Wolverine. Not sure which.

For some reason Elvis looks like an angry vampire. Or like Wolverine. Not sure which.

15. Every little girl should have a cake of Darth Vader riding My Little Pony.

After all, who wouldn't want to rule the galaxy with an iron fist while riding on a pink horse over the rainbow? Still, this is hilarious.

After all, who wouldn’t want to rule the galaxy with an iron fist while riding on a pink horse over the rainbow? Still, this is hilarious.

16. Man, Karen must be really old.

As a history major, I don't think Karen was a popular name in the 1600s. Then again, this is probably a fluke and Karen is actually 40. Kind of disappointing because I would've loved to ask her to recollect her experience of being at Plymouth Rock.

As a history major, I don’t think Karen was a popular name in the 1600s. Then again, this is probably a fluke and Karen is actually 40. Kind of disappointing because I would’ve loved to ask her to recollect her experience of being at Plymouth Rock.

17. I don’t think the 5oth was supposed to go in the sky. But the flag might’ve been too small.

Yeah, someone didn't follow directions despite writing them on the cake. But by then it was too late.

Yeah, someone didn’t follow directions despite writing them on the cake. But by then it was too late.

18. Some child must really love Jurassic Park.

Okay, that T-Rex is giving me nightmares at the moment. Seriously, this is for a child? God, the cake looks like it's to eat somebody.

Okay, that T-Rex is giving me nightmares at the moment. Seriously, this is for a child? God, the cake looks like it’s to eat somebody.

19. Just happy birthday, is that supposed to be Anus?

Sometimes you can't always tell what's being said in cursive. But the last part sounds disgusting to me and is surely a typo.

Sometimes you can’t always tell what’s being said in cursive. But the last part sounds disgusting to me and is surely a typo.

20. A birthday cake with stars and balloons is always safe. Nothing can go wrong with that.

And remember, kids, only one of these sperm will fertilize the egg which results in conception. So that's how sex results in reproduction.

And remember, kids, only one of these sperm will fertilize the egg which results in conception. So that’s how sex results in reproduction.

21. Elmo is always perfect for a child’s first birthday.

Unfortunately, Elmo has come out of his slumber to haunt the world with his noxious desire for tickles and evil laughter. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Unfortunately, Elmo has come out of his slumber to haunt the world with his noxious desire for tickles and evil laughter. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

22. Uh, I don’t think it’s supposed to be Vivian’s butt day.

Wonder why nobody got to the bottom of this silent but deadly misspelling. Guess the decorator was being a real asshole.

Wonder why nobody got to the bottom of this silent but deadly misspelling. Guess the decorator was being a real asshole.

23. Nothing makes a great cake for a boy like a forest scene.

Jesus Christ, a forest fire cake? Of course, the buck is only waiting for the certain death that'll await him as he's consumed by the raging flames.

Jesus Christ, a forest fire cake? Of course, the buck is only waiting for the sweet release of certain death that’ll await him as he’s consumed by the raging flames.

24. If you’re a basketball fan, just remember that though a court cake might be cheap and simple, it’s usually not a good idea.

Not sure which part of the court the ball's in at the moment. But both sides seem to be quite firm about it.

Not sure which part of the court the ball’s in at the moment. But both sides seem to be quite firmly erect about it. Then again, this is a very inappropriate cake for a 10-year-old boy.

25. I’m sure whoever receives this Red Sox cake will be greatly disappointed.

I know that's supposed to be the Red Sox logo. But it's in disgusting snot green. Must've been done by a Yankees fan.

I know that’s supposed to be the Red Sox logo. But it’s in disgusting snot green. Must’ve been done by a Yankees fan.

26. There always has to be a resident smartass and bakeries are no exception.

Well, at least whoever decorated it is honest. Still, this would be a perfect cake for Sheldon Cooper.

Well, at least whoever decorated it is honest. Still, this would be a perfect cake for Sheldon Cooper.

27. I’m afraid Helen isn’t going to be happy about this.

Yeah, including Hell won't give you brownie points. The decorator must have something against the third or is not sure how to spell.

Yeah, including Hell won’t give you brownie points. The decorator must have something against the third or is not sure how to spell.

28. Happy Birthday but that doesn’t mean you’re special.

Yes, we already know we're not special. But one's birthday isn't a time to be reminded of that.

Yes, we already know we’re not special. But one’s birthday isn’t a time to be reminded of that.

29. Of course, any young girl would love a Little Mermaid cake.

I don't know about you. But Ariel's face really doesn't look right here. Not sure why though it's freaking me out.

I don’t know about you. But Ariel’s face really doesn’t look right here. Not sure why though it’s freaking me out.

30. Why so serious? Dominic is 4.

Okay, I'm not against having a Batman cake for a young boy. However, I don't think a Dark Knight Joker cake for a 4 year old is appropriate. I mean the movie is rated R.

Okay, I’m not against having a Batman cake for a young boy. However, I don’t think a Dark Knight Joker cake for a 4 year old is appropriate. I mean the movie is rated R.

31. Happy 40th Birthday Jess, I mean Jeff.

I put a cake on my birthday post last year with the same mistake. But it was the other way around. Still, since I have 2 uncle Jeffs, I could see this happen.

I put a cake on my birthday post last year with the same mistake. But it was the other way around. Still, since I have 2 uncle Jeffs, I could see this happen.

32. A Minnie cake is always a safe bet for a girl’s first birthday.

Minnie, are you okay? You don't look like yourself. Are you and Mickey having problems?

Minnie, are you okay? You don’t look like yourself. Are you and Mickey having problems?

33. Here’s all to the November birthdays from the ER.

Yeah, we all know what ER stands for. Nobody needs to explain it.

Yeah, we all know what ER stands for. Nobody needs to explain it.

34. Maybe having a 2nd quinciera at 30 was a bad idea.

Apparently, someone didn't know how to spell the word. So they just wrote how it sounded to them.

Apparently, someone didn’t know how to spell the word. So they just wrote how it sounded to them.

35. Okay, this birthday message is a bit morbid.

I think it's supposed to be Beth and Libby. But you can see where they went wrong with that.

I think it’s supposed to be Beth and Libby. But you can see where they went wrong with that.

36. For a baby’s party, a monkey cake is always delightful.

However, this monkey cake is downright freaky and nightmarish. Not something you'd want for a kid's birthday.

However, this monkey cake is downright freaky and nightmarish. Not something you’d want for a kid’s birthday.

37.A rainbow cake is always great for a young girl’s birthday. Hope nothing’s wrong with that.

Excuse me, but those blots of clown icing look like turds to me. It's like no matter where you go in the rainbow, you'll always find shit at both ends. Kind of a depressing message to say the least.

Excuse me, but those blots of clown icing look like turds to me. It’s like no matter where you go in the rainbow, you’ll always find shit at both ends. Kind of a depressing message to say the least.

38. When you have to order a cake for a person you don’t care fore.

Well, at least they're being honest. It's kind of hard to put it more politely sometimes.

Well, at least they’re being honest. It’s kind of hard to put it more politely sometimes. Hope it’s not for their boss.

39. Perhaps you can make 40 look bigger for more emphasis.

Not sure if Kim's going to like that. Still, it would've been acceptable if it weren't for the unfortunate addition.

Not sure if Kim’s going to like that. Still, it would’ve been acceptable if it weren’t for the unfortunate addition.

40. I’m afraid that someone put the writing when the cake was upside down.

Sure it would've looked great if it weren't for the peace signs being upside down. Not sure what that stands for exactly.

Sure it would’ve looked great if it weren’t for the peace signs being upside down. Not sure what that stands for exactly.

41. Please don’t cry, Tilly, it’s just a strange looking flower.

Though it does kind of resemble a flattened turtle with its insides coming out. Yes, it's gross.

Though it does kind of resemble a flattened turtle with its insides oozing out in all directions. Yes, it’s gross.

42. Uh, I think that’s what they wanted the cake to look like. Not the picture to put on it.

Someone doesn't seem to follow directions, do they? Still, some kid will be disappointed on his big day.

Someone doesn’t seem to follow directions, do they? Still, some kid will be disappointed on his big day.

43. There’s nothing more appropriate for an 11-year-old girl’s birthday than a broken shoe?

Then again, these cakes must be hard to make. But I'm positive it looks broken and very tacky.

Then again, these cakes must be hard to make. But I’m positive it looks broken and very tacky.

44. Now that’s an interesting gorilla cake for a 3-year-old.

I don't know about you, but from how the fruit's being held, I don't think this is an appropriate cake for children. I mean it seems to suggest something highly suggestive.

I don’t know about you, but from how the fruit’s being held, I don’t think this is an appropriate cake for children. I mean it seems to suggest something highly suggestive.

45. We wish you a happy birthday as we present you a cake allowing you to contemplate the inevitability of your own mortality.

Yes, we all die in the end. But that doesn't mean you should have a dug out grave and casket on a birthday cake. Seriously, why?

Yes, we all die in the end. But that doesn’t mean you should have a dug out grave and casket on a birthday cake. Seriously, why?

46. Nothing makes a Star Wars birthday worthwhile than a cake of Chewie’s head.

This is kind of demented if you think about it. Also, that doesn't really look like Chewbacca. More like some brown shaggy dog.

This is kind of demented if you think about it. Also, that doesn’t really look like Chewbacca. More like some brown shaggy dog with depression.

47. Nothing says you’re shit like a poop cake for your birthday.

Even more disgusting that it has flies in it. Yes, someone must have a very sick sense of humor.

Even more disgusting that it has flies in it. Yes, someone must have a very sick sense of humor.

48. When featuring a photo on a cake, make sure it’s flattering.

I'm not sure what the hell they were thinking when it came to depicting the birthday boy in a speedo. That's just embarrassing and insane.

I’m not sure what the hell they were thinking when it came to depicting the birthday boy in a speedo. That’s just embarrassing and insane.

49. As we all know, 60 is a time when women have to put their big girl panties on.

And by that, we mean Depends. You know the adult diapers for people with bladder control problems.

And by that, we mean Depends. You know the adult diapers for people with bladder control problems.

50. When it comes to age, some decorators don’t understand what numerical terms translate into.

This cake has a 1/4 of a century which means it should be for a 25-year-old. But the candles say 75.

This cake has a 1/4 of a century which means it should be for a 25-year-old. But the candles say 75.

51. For some reason, I’m not sure if this cake could even pass health codes before consumption.

So what are those black things on the cake? Fleas? Droppings? Please let them be sprinkles for God's sake.

So what are those black things on the cake? Fleas? Droppings? Please let them be sprinkles for God’s sake.

52. Just a cake with balloons and crap.

How about a cake with roses instead? Because that's just what they're getting.

How about a cake with roses instead? Because that’s just what they’re getting.

53. For some reason, this decorator doesn’t understand the laws of physics in relation to gymnastics.

Because such balance beam image seems to defy gravity. My guess is that it's upside down.

Because such balance beam image seems to defy gravity. My guess is that it’s upside down.

54. Now I don’t think any parent would object to this Dora the Explorer cake.

Okay, I was wrong. Uh, either Dora has a severe weight problem or she's 9 months pregnant. And I'm hoping she has a severe weight problem because I don't want to think about the latter.

Okay, I was wrong. Uh, either Dora has a severe weight problem or she’s 9 months pregnant. And I’m hoping she has a severe weight problem because I don’t want to think about the latter.

55. As we all know everything goes to crap after 40.

Interesting image for a depressing metaphor. Not sure if everything goes to crap after 40 as long as you take good care of yourself. Still, this is gross.

Interesting image for a depressing metaphor. Not sure if everything goes to crap after 40 as long as you take good care of yourself. Still, this is gross.

56. So I guess this is a cake you give to  a psychokiller.

Look, I understand that certain shows have their fans. But this cake is utterly disturbing, especially with a dismembered Barbie. Good God.

Look, I understand that certain shows have their fans. But this cake is utterly disturbing, especially with a dismembered Barbie. Good God.

57. Back when I was in high school, Hannah Montana was a real craze among preteen girls.

However, this cake doesn't get Miley Cyrus's proportions right. And the rest of her comes off very cartoonish.

However, this cake doesn’t get Miley Cyrus’s proportions right. And the rest of her comes off very cartoonish.

58. A baseball cake is always a great for a boy’s birthday.

Though looking at this cake, some may not have the balls to know admit that the bat sports a very stiff wood. Seriously, perhaps a baseball diamond might be more appropriate?

Though looking at this cake, some may not have the balls to know admit that the bat sports a very hard wood. Seriously, perhaps a baseball diamond might be more appropriate?

59. On second thought, Vicky’s birthday is a few months from now.

At any rate, don't expect Vicky to react to this well. She might be very upset.

At any rate, don’t expect Vicky to react to this well. She might be very upset.

60. Happy Birthday, Tina, here’s a cake of a run over raccoon.

Now this is disgusting. Seriously, a roadkill cake? Why the fuck would anyone want that for their birthday? What the fuck?

Now this is disgusting. Seriously, a roadkill cake? Why the fuck would anyone want that for their birthday? What the fuck?

61. A Cabbage Patch kid makes a great 1st birthday cake.

But a Cabbage Patch kid's head on a stump? Oh, God no!

But a Cabbage Patch kid’s head on a stump? Oh, God no!

62. Happy Birthday and I give my regards.

I guess someone didn't follow directions to the letter. Also, those babies on carrots are freaky.

I guess someone didn’t follow directions to the letter. Also, those babies on carrots are freaky.

63. Any woman would only dream to have a birthday cake of some weird celebrity.

Not sure who that's supposed to be. But I strongly think it's a joke.

Not sure who that’s supposed to be. But I strongly think it’s a joke.

64. Of course, teenagers don’t like being embarrassed by their parents.

Yeah, you don't want to remind a kid to wear underwear on their birthday cake. That's not the time and place for that.

Yeah, you don’t want to remind a kid to wear underwear on their birthday cake. That’s not the time and place for that.

65. You can always count on a butterfly cake to make things right on birthdays.

Though I'm not so sure about this one. Since it makes me feel kind of sad if you ask me.

Though I’m not so sure about this one. Since it makes me feel kind of sad if you ask me.

66. So how is this supposed to be a dolphin again?

Because to me it looks like a smiling turd in the water. Disgusting.

Because to me it looks like a smiling turd in the water. Disgusting.

67. I’m sure a dog cake will find a way to your heart.

For some reason, this dog doesn't look happy. Must be the pain of having candles stuck on its back.

For some reason, this dog doesn’t look happy. Must be the pain of having candles stuck on its back.

68. Is that supposed to be a dolphin? Because it sure as hell doesn’t look like it.

The fins don't even look right on this for God's sake. Seems more like a weird penguin creature from outer space.

The fins don’t even look right on this for God’s sake. Seems more like a weird penguin creature from outer space.

69. A 10 year old girl always enjoys a microphone cake if she has singing aspirations.

For the love of God, please let this be a microphone. Because this really seems to resemble a toy mommy and daddy use that the kids aren't supposed to see.

For the love of God, please let this be a microphone. Because this really seems to resemble a toy mommy and daddy use that the kids aren’t supposed to see.

70. Since Lisa likes to shop, it’s only fair she had a cake like this.

Still, this cake doesn't send great connotations to women as materialistic fiends. Because not every woman likes to shop (I don't).

Still, this cake doesn’t send great connotations to women as materialistic fiends. Because not every woman likes to shop (I don’t).

71. Happy Birthday, beautiful, according to your self-delusion.

Now that doesn't sound very nice. Sure we're self-deluded in our looks to some extent. But that doesn't mean we should put it on a birthday cake.

Now that doesn’t sound very nice. Sure we’re self-deluded in our looks to some extent. But that doesn’t mean we should put it on a birthday cake.

72. So is this for a birthday or a bachelorette party?

Yes, I know this is inappropriate. But given the unintentionally phallic shaped birthday cakes, I thought I could include this without much outcry. Still, this isn't a cake to have in front of the kids.

Yes, I know this is inappropriate. But given the unintentionally phallic shaped birthday cakes, I thought I could include this without much outcry. Still, this isn’t a cake to have in front of the kids. Also, if you’re a woman, what does a cake like this suggest about you?

73. I’m afraid Trudi may have to cope with being disappointed.

Yeah, nobody likes to be called Turdi. They may think she's all full of crap.

Yeah, nobody likes to be called Turdi. They may think she’s all full of crap.

74. If your mom’s turning 50, this is probably not the cake to give her.

Basically it's saying that now that her youth is over, prepare for the inevitability of death. Nice touching message.

Basically it’s saying that now that her youth is over, prepare for the inevitability of death. Nice touching message.

75. Does that rocket have feet or is it just its thrusters?

Because those look like feet to me. And I think that doesn't make the rocket look right.

Because those look like feet to me. And I think that doesn’t make the triangle rocket look right.

76. Happy Birthday and never forget.

Sorry, but a 9/11 cake is really offensive and dishonorable to the memories of those who died in the attacks. Not to mention, the people who still have health problems over it. For God's sake this is wrong on so many levels. Seriously, why the hell does this cake exist?

Sorry, but a 9/11 cake is really offensive and dishonorable to the memories of those who died in the attacks. Not to mention, the people who still have health problems over it. For God’s sake this is wrong on so many levels. Seriously, why the hell does this cake exist? What the hell is wrong with people?

77. Go ahead, tell him how you really feel about him on his birthday.

But at least the tool theme is fitting. Though not sure if you should nail it in.

But at least the tool theme is fitting. Though not sure if you should nail it in.

78. Of course, a woman always wants some special treatment on her birthday.

Not sure about a cake of Ken on a fur rug. I mean that's just freaky. Sorry, but it doesn't have the same effect in icing and plastic.

Not sure about a cake of Ken on a fur rug. I mean that’s just freaky. Sorry, but it doesn’t have the same effect in icing and plastic.

79. Seems like River is a big fan of Batman and Robin.

From Cake Wrecks: "I'm not sure if "River" is the birthday person's name, or if - in the tradition of Wreckerators everywhere - the decorator just labeled the cake what it's supposed to look like. If that's the case, then s/he must have meant "cascading river of blood, cement, and mold". But, you know, that probably wouldn't have fit."

From Cake Wrecks: “I’m not sure if “River” is the birthday person’s name, or if – in the tradition of Wreckerators everywhere – the decorator just labeled the cake what it’s supposed to look like. If that’s the case, then s/he must have meant “cascading river of blood, cement, and mold”. But, you know, that probably wouldn’t have fit.”

80. They always say that a lightsaber cake is among the coolest.

But I sense a real disturbance in the Force with this one. But it's said to have a real Jedi Master's vibe so to speak. But it's not good in the cold. Take note padawans.

But I sense a real disturbance in the Force with this one. But it’s said to have a real Jedi Master’s vibe so to speak. But it’s not good in the cold. Take note padawans.

Touchdown with These Super Bowl Sunday Party Treats (Third Edition)

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Now that we’re in the new year, early January shall kick off to NFL playoff season in which teams compete for each other to get to the Super Bowl in February. In America, Super Bowl Sunday is sort of like a holiday when people around the country watch 2 teams play for the coveted Vince Lombardi trophy. Though the teams playing are usually not theirs, especially if they live in Cleveland (though the real Cleveland Browns did win 2 but only after getting out of the city and changing their name to the Baltimore Ravens). However, I usually don’t watch the Super Bowl unless the Steelers are playing. And that’s basically because I have to being from Southwestern Pennsylvania. And God help my dad if it’s a Super Bowl between the Dallas Cowboys and the New England Patriots. Anyway, as I’ve said before over the years, people usually have parties that consist of fare that would make nutritionists shudder in dread like burgers, hotdogs, wings, and the like. And there’s plenty of advertising around the Super Bowl as well. Now once again, I invite you to another treasure trove of delectable Super Bowl goodies for the playoff season.

  1. You can always delight in the Super Bowl festivities with this New York Giant dish.
I'm not sure what this is supposed to be. Could be any number of things like casserole, lasagna, or dip.

I’m not sure what this is supposed to be. Could be any number of things like casserole, lasagna, or dip.

2. I’m sure anyone in Wisconsin would find this platter fitting.

Yes, this is a Green Bay Packer snack tray. Oddly fitting since their team's name is derived by food packers. Yet, I think it would be more suitable if the G was in cheese.

Yes, this is a Green Bay Packer snack tray. Oddly fitting since their team’s name is derived by food packers. Yet, I think it would be more suitable if the G was in cheese.

3. This snackadium has all you need when the Seahawks square off with the Broncos.

I think the Seahawks won that year. Still, they get cheese while Denver has to settle for refried beans.

I think the Seahawks won that year. Still, they get cheese while Denver has to settle for refried beans.

4. Help yourself to this Green Bay Packer cheesecake.

I'm not sure if it's a real cheesecake. But it's shaped like a cheese to any Packer fan's delight.

I’m not sure if it’s a real cheesecake. But it’s shaped like a cheese to any Packer fan’s delight.

5. When Pittsburgh’s going to the Super Bowl, you can’t do without this cake.

This one has Big Ben and Troy Polamalu's numbers. Too bad Polamalu isn't on the team anymore.

This one has Big Ben and Troy Polamalu’s numbers. Too bad Polamalu isn’t on the team anymore.

6. These Oreo cookie helmet balls are a real game day delight.

Each of these even has a number on it along with a pretzel visor. Not sure what teams they're supposed to be.

Each of these even has a number on it along with a pretzel visor. Not sure what teams they’re supposed to be.

7. May your football dip be of peanut butter and bacon.

To be honest, peanut butter and bacon make for a disgusting combination. But it seems to work for the aesthetics.

To be honest, peanut butter and bacon make for a disgusting combination. But it seems to work for the aesthetics.

8. A football snackadium should have a little of everything.

This one even has a bacon weave. Still, I'm sure half of the stuff in here isn't good for you.

This one even has a bacon weave. Still, I’m sure half of the stuff in here isn’t good for you.

9. Savor the playoff season with these football donut holes.

I'm guessing these are all chocolate. Not sure why they have donut holes.

I’m guessing these are all chocolate. Not sure why they have donut holes.

10. Any fan of the Indianapolis Colts would want a cake like this.

And Colts fans should be thankful that they've won a Super Bowl so I could include this. Sure it was a long time ago, but that's beside the point.

And Colts fans should be thankful that they’ve won a Super Bowl so I could include this. Sure it was a long time ago, but that’s beside the point.

11. Any Patriots fan would delight in a cake with Tom Brady’s jersey.

Yet, this doesn't mean I'll mock the team for their scandals. Because that's not happening.

Yet, this doesn’t mean I’ll mock the team for their scandals. Because that’s not happening.

12. A New Orleans Saints cake is all decked with black and gold.

Though it's in a different golden shade. Another team who won the Super Bowl in years back.

Though it’s in a different golden shade. Another team who won the Super Bowl in years back.

13. Hope New Yorkers can help themselves to this Giants pizza.

However, if you choose to consume it, you shouldn't eat your slice with cutlery. Because New Yorkers see it as uncivilized behavior, according to Jon Stewart.

However, if you choose to consume it, you shouldn’t eat your slice with cutlery. Because New Yorkers see it as uncivilized behavior, according to Jon Stewart.

14. This Super Bowl cake has a rather desert style.

Guess that Super Bowl game was played in Arizona. The cactus explains it all. Love the sunset.

Guess that Super Bowl game was played in Arizona. The cactus explains it all. Love the sunset.

15. If you’re into red and blue but don’t like the Patriots, these Giants cupcakes should suffice.

Helps that the Giants beat New England both times. Also, that the cupcakes have blue filling.

Helps that the Giants beat New England both times. Also, that the cupcakes have blue filling.

16. For gridiron fun, this cookie cake is a real winner.

Yes, it's clearly used as a birthday cake. But it's very easy to decorate if you get my drift.

Yes, it’s clearly used as a birthday cake. But it’s very easy to decorate if you get my drift.

17. These football party bites are a real Super Bowl treat.

 

These consists of ground meat on top of a bun covered in cheese and ketchup. Hope you can stomach that.

These consists of ground meat on top of a bun covered in cheese and ketchup. Hope you can stomach that.

18. This football cake is iced and ready for game day.

Doesn't hurt that it's on a serving tee. Hope it's chocolate on the inside.

Doesn’t hurt that it’s on a serving tee. Hope it’s chocolate on the inside.

19. Your Super Bowl will be great with these New York Giants helmet cake pops.

Are the Giants even in the playoffs this year? Then again, it doesn't matter. Still, they're also blue on the inside.

Are the Giants even in the playoffs this year? Then again, it doesn’t matter. Still, they’re also blue on the inside.

20. Speaking of cake pops, those of the 49ers are sprinkled with gold.

Though San Francisco didn't make Super Bowl gold that year. Because they lost to the Ravens.

Though San Francisco didn’t make Super Bowl gold that year. Because they lost to the Ravens.

21. How about some football sandwiches on pumpernickel bread?

Those seem like they can give you a heart attack. At least when you look at the filling.

Those seem like they can give you a heart attack. At least when you look at the filling.

22. These football eggs come especially hard boiled.

They're also dyed brown and stuffed with cheese. Make great appetizers.

They’re also dyed brown and stuffed with cheese. Make great appetizers.

23. Nobody could resist these footballs of brownie and nutella.

You'd almost think people would want to use these to set up for a trap. Because nutella is seen as a gateway substance.

You’d almost think people would want to use these to set up for a trap. Because nutella is seen as a gateway substance.

24. So I guess this is a snackadium for health nuts and cocktail parties?

Then again, snackadiums aren't great platters with good health options. But this one ain't too bad.

Then again, snackadiums aren’t great platters with good health options. But this one ain’t too bad.

25. This Green Bay Packers cake is pure gridiron green.

It's even a cheesecake, too. Still, you have to admire the ingenuity of Packers fans.

It’s even a cheesecake, too. Still, you have to admire the ingenuity of Packers fans.

26. These football ham sandwiches make a great big game lunch.

Each one contains ham, cheese, lettuce, and tomato. Great for tailgate parties and playoff games.

Each one contains ham, cheese, lettuce, and tomato. Great for tailgate parties and playoff games.

27. Deflate cake is perfect for hate watching the Patriots.

Sorry, Patriots fans, but I had to include at least one deflate cake on here. And this one really seems to have all the air gone out as Brady would've wanted.

Sorry, Patriots fans, but I had to include at least one deflate cake on here. And this one really seems to have all the air gone out as Brady would’ve wanted.

28. Those in Seattle who eat healthy should always rejoice with a Seahawk fruit tray.

Consists of white grapes, banana, kiwi, and blueberries. Because they have to go by team colors, people.

Consists of white grapes, banana, kiwi, and blueberries. Because they have to go by team colors, people.

29. Foods in the snackadium should be bordered by Twinkies.

Now this one consists of dip and not many healthy snack options. Still, it works.

Now this one consists of dip and not many healthy snack options. Still, it works.

30. A Green Bay Packers fan’s 7 layer dip should always have green on top.

Thankfully, there are plenty of green foots that can fit the bill. On here are guacamole, cilantro, and peppers.

Thankfully, there are plenty of green foots that can fit the bill. On here are guacamole, cilantro, and peppers.

31. Behold, a bacon Vince Lombardi trophy.

I don't know why anyone would do this. But I'm sure you wouldn't want to eat it and any rate.

I don’t know why anyone would do this. But I’m sure you wouldn’t want to eat it and any rate.

32. This Super Bowl, make this football meatloaf your main course.

After all, you can't make a football from steak. Has some ketchup and cheese.

After all, you can’t make a football from steak. Has some ketchup and cheese.

33. Never imagined a snackadium with penguins and mini umbrellas before.

So I guess they're either rooting for the Saints or the Colts. Still, this is quite original that I couldn't leave it out.

So I guess they’re either rooting for the Saints or the Colts. Still, this is quite original that I couldn’t leave it out.

34. Keylime pie is always appropriate for the Super Bowl if the Seattle Seahawks are in it.

Not sure who 12 is supposed to be on the team. But at least it has the Seahawk colors.

Not sure who 12 is supposed to be on the team. But at least it has the Seahawk colors.

35. This snackadium comes with its own parking lot.

This one has cars made from candy bars. All in all, this is cute.

This one has cars made from candy bars. All in all, this is cute.

36. Celebrate the Steelers taking on the Packers with these sugar cookies.

Of course, we all know how that went down. But at least Steelers fans weren't as upset than their 1996 loss to the Cowboys.

Of course, we all know how that went down. But at least Steelers fans weren’t as upset than their 1996 loss to the Cowboys.

37. Fans of the Denver Broncos would delight in these Rice Krispie jerseys.

To be fair, there are such jersey's for different teams. But I decided to go with Denver because I didn't have anything pertaining to them yet.

To be fair, there are such jersey’s for different teams. But I decided to go with Denver because I didn’t have anything pertaining to them yet.

38. This Steelers cake was made for a Super Bowl champion.

This one is for a birthday. But I like it much better than the one I showed previously.

This one is for a birthday. But I like it much better than the one I showed previously.

39. No Carolina Panther fan could ever resist this cake.

Sure Carolina hasn't one a Super Bowl yet. But they did play in it twice. So they count.

Sure Carolina hasn’t won a Super Bowl yet. But they did play in it twice. So they count.

40. Show your Broncos spirit with this cake.

Well, someone must be a big Broncos fan. Yet, I do think the lettering is quite charming.

Well, someone must be a big Broncos fan. Yet, I do think the lettering is quite charming.

41. These Seahawks bites make for a rather tasty treat.

Though that's not the greatest rendition of their logo. But these are quite creative.

Though that’s not the greatest rendition of their logo. But these are quite creative.

42. Any Panthers would wish to see Cam Newton as No. 1.

Yes, this is a Cam Newton jersey cake. Still, at least his team lost to the Broncos.

Yes, this is a Cam Newton jersey cake. Still, at least his team lost to the Broncos.

43. You can always jell with New York Giants jello.

Because when the Patriots make the Super Bowl, there's only one time that can stop them. Believe me, seeing them beat the Patriots was quite satisfying.

Because when the Patriots make the Super Bowl, there’s only one time that can stop them. Believe me, seeing them beat the Patriots was quite satisfying.

44. Steelers fans might want to take a bite out of these cupcakes.

These cupcakes feature players from the team. Like the Polamalu one the best.

These cupcakes feature players from the team. Like the Polamalu one the best.

45. Any Ravens fan would delight in cupcakes like these.

Includes Ray Rice and Ray Lewis. You know the guy who beat his wife and the other guy who's alleged to have murdered 2 people.

Includes Ray Rice and Ray Lewis. You know the guy who beat his wife and the other guy who’s alleged to have murdered 2 people.

46. This snackadium features a lunch time selection.

Hey at least it has a veggie selection. That's got to score brownie points.

Hey at least it has a veggie selection. That’s got to score brownie points.

47. These football cupcakes scream for the New England Patriots.

Each of them has the Patriots logo to show. Of course, they're also not fully inflated.

Each of them has the Patriots logo to show. Of course, they’re also not fully inflated unlike Tom Brady’s ego.

48. For healthier options, you can always have a Green Bay Packer veggie platter.

Includes peppers and cucumber slices. Best to go with some cheese dip naturally.

Includes peppers and cucumber slices. Best to go with some cheese dip naturally.

49. Grace your Super Bowl appetizer platter with some artichoke and spinach dip.

Did I say it was in a football bread bow? No? Well, there you have it.

Did I say it was in a football bread bow? No? Well, there you have it.

50. How about a slice of the old pigskin?

So this is football sausage. Not sure what to make of this if you ask me.

So this is football sausage. Not sure what to make of this if you ask me.

51. Celebrate the Super Bowl with this football club sandwich.

I guess it'll take a mouth of a T-Rex to devour it. Also, why does it have to have so much lunch meat?

I guess it’ll take a mouth of a T-Rex to devour it. Also, why does it have to have so much lunch meat?

52. These Steeler mini cupcakes are a game day delight.

And yes, they feature the glories of Steeler nation. Great for black and gold fans.

And yes, they feature the glories of Steeler nation. Great for black and gold fans.

53. These New England Patriot cookies are in an orderly fashion.

Yet, orderly doesn't always mean ethical. And the Patriots have a lot to show for that.

Yet, orderly doesn’t always mean ethical. And the Patriots have a lot to show for that.

54. Grace your dessert platter this Super Bowl with these Seattle Seahawks gingerbread cookies.

I guess the white one is the coach. But I do think these are quite creative with the players.

I guess the white one is the coach. But I do think these are quite creative with the players.

55. For a smaller party, this mini snackadium will do quite nicely.

It also features healthy choices like carrots and celery. The dip includes guac, too.

It also features healthy choices like carrots and celery. The dip includes guac, too.

56. You can always put the drinks with the appetizers.

However, water is the only viable beverage option here as far as I'm concerned. Still, this quite ingenious.

However, water is the only viable beverage option here as far as I’m concerned. Still, this quite ingenious.

57. For your Super Bowl party, you can’t go wrong with some loaded potato dip.

Okay, that sounds pretty disgusting. Doesn't help that the football is covered in bacon.

Okay, that sounds pretty disgusting. Doesn’t help that the football is covered in bacon.

58. Celebrate the Seahawks vs. Broncos with this commemorative stadium cake.

Of course, the Broncos won that one. But I do like how they used fancy toothpicks. That's great.

Of course, the Broncos won that one. But I do like how they used fancy toothpicks. That’s great.

59. You can easily find this snackadium in a supermarket.

I'm sure this is most suitable for large parties on game day. But I really delight in the structure.

I’m sure this is most suitable for large parties on game day. But I really delight in the structure.

60. This snackadium is brought to you by the Green Bay Packers.

Seems like Packers fans really love their team. Because I see a lot of crazy Packer stuff when I do NFL posts.

Seems like Packers fans really love their team. Because I see a lot of crazy Packer stuff when I do NFL posts.

61. Only a cake like this could fully salute the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Each star number denotes a player from the team. Yet, everyone should know who 86, 43, and 7 are.

Each star number denotes a player from the team. Yet, everyone should know who 86, 43, and 7 are.

62. If you live in Arizona, get a taste of these Cardinal cupcakes.

The Cardinals are on here since they played in the Super Bowl in 2009. The Steelers beat them though.

The Cardinals are on here since they played in the Super Bowl in 2009. The Steelers beat them though.

63. A Pittsburgh child should always have a Terrible Towel bento lunch.

Ditto the Steeler sandwich. Nevertheless, I'm sure parents of the black and gold will love it.

Ditto the Steeler sandwich. Nevertheless, I’m sure parents of the black and gold will love it.

64. This cake was brought to you by the National Football League.

Yes, I had to include an NFL cake. Since they sponsor the Super Bowl. However, their policies aren't always the greatest.

Yes, I had to include an NFL cake. Since they sponsor the Super Bowl. However, their policies aren’t always the greatest.

65. You can always score with these football Rice Krispie treats.

After all, these all have chocolate on them. Must surely be delicious.

After all, these all have chocolate on them. Must surely be delicious.

66. Colts fans would enjoy these horseshoe cookies.

Sure they're not iced blue. But they'll surely do for Indianapolis.

Sure they’re not iced blue. But they’ll surely do for Indianapolis.

67. These burger cupcakes almost resemble the real thing.

I had cupcakes like these in last year's post. But these are very well made that you'd almost forget they're desserts.

I had cupcakes like these in last year’s post. But these are very well made that you’d almost forget they’re desserts.

68. On this cake the Steelers and the Cardinals take the field.

Not sure if the Steelers are on offense or defense. But I know they'll crush the Cardinals.

Not sure if the Steelers are on offense or defense. But I know they’ll crush the Cardinals.

69. For a more spicy nacho flair, this snackadium will do nicely.

The nachos on these a have peppers and cheese on them. The dip is guac.

The nachos on these a have peppers and cheese on them. The dip is guac.

70. No Pittsburgh Steeler cake should go without a Vince Lombardi trophy and a Terrible Towel.

After all, they've won 6 Super Bowls. Still, I'm sure Steeler fans would want this and hope for 7.

After all, they’ve won 6 Super Bowls. Still, I’m sure Steeler fans would want this and hope for 7.

NCAA Championship Worthy College Sports Treats

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Now that the Christmas festivities are over, it’s now time for the Bowl season that takes place around New Years. Of course, almost every sport you can think of has a playoff. But NCAA Div. I college football does things a little differently. In fact, its playoff system only consist of 4 teams. How they’re selected I have no idea and I think it’s a very stupid system. Because the NCAA Div. I college system has it that a college football team can have an undefeated season but still not be championship eligible. Then there are the bowl games, many of which don’t really mean anything unless it pertains to the Rose Bowl or whatever other bowl game whether it be the Orange Bowl, Cotton Bowl, or the Sugar Bowl. It’s confusing. Anyway, if my dad had it his way, the Div. I college championship should consist of the top team of each conference in a playoff. And I have to agree on it. Because like the Electoral College, the BCS Bowl Series and Div. I college football championship system doesn’t make any damn sense. Whereas, March Madness certainly does. At any rate, since I did NFL food posts relating to the Super Bowl, so shall I do a treat post pertaining to college sports. But college football being what it is, I won’t limit myself to playoff teams. So for your reading pleasure, I give you an assortment of college sports treats. Most of these will be from Div. I naturally.

  1. Any fan of Ohio State would want a cake with Brutus.
Of course, he's not the most intimidating mascot. But I'm sure OSU fans would enjoy this nonetheless.

Of course, he’s not the most intimidating mascot. But I’m sure OSU fans would enjoy this nonetheless.

2. If you’re for the Nittany Lions, then check out this cake of Beaver Stadium.

And I see it's full in Happy Valley. Good luck getting tickets to Penn State this football season.

And I see it’s full in Happy Valley. Good luck getting tickets to Penn State this football season.

3. A lifelong Mountaineer would always appreciate a cake from WVU.

Yes, a cake of the WVU logo itself. Great for any couch burning party.

Yes, a cake of the WVU logo itself. Great for any couch burning party.

4. These Arizona State Sun Devil cookies must be obviously tempting.

Not sure why they're called the Sun Devils? Oh, wait, it's devilishly hot in Arizona.

Not sure why they’re called the Sun Devils? Oh, wait, it’s devilishly hot in Arizona.

5. Support your Noles with this Florida State cake.

This is for a birthday. But the logo is a perfect picture. I'm sure whoever gets this cake will love it.

This is for a birthday. But the logo is a perfect picture. I’m sure whoever gets this cake will love it.

6. Fans of Indiana will delight with this cake.

For some reason, Indiana University's logo resembles the top of a trident. And I know that's not a school that's near any coastline.

For some reason, Indiana University’s logo resembles the top of a trident. And I know that’s not a school that’s near any coastline.

7. These Syracuse Orange cookies will put a smile on your face.

To those who can't wrap their heads around why a school in upstate New York has an orange for its mascot: Don't ask me. I know it's stupid. But I wasn't consulted.

To those who can’t wrap their heads around why a school in upstate New York has an orange for its mascot: Don’t ask me. I know it’s stupid. But I wasn’t consulted.

8. Baylor fans will fall in love with these cookies.

Sure Baylor may be a school in Texas. But at least their bear mascot makes sense to some extent. Founded before Texas was a state.

Sure Baylor may be a school in Texas. But at least their bear mascot makes sense to some extent. Founded before Texas was a state.

9. With this cake, Longhorn fans can just hook’ em.

Yes, Texans sure love their college football. And a cake like that illustrating this is no exception.

Yes, Texans sure love their college football. And a cake like that illustrating this is no exception.

10. This Boston College cake surely makes the eagle soar.

You might not know this but Boston College is a Jesuit university. Secretary of State John Kerry is among its alumni.

You might not know this but Boston College is a Jesuit university. Secretary of State John Kerry is among its alumni.

11. For Thanksgiving, you might want to help yourself to some Michigan pumpkin pie.

Michigan University, that is. Let's just say I ran into Michigan Christmas decorations when I was looking for Wolverine Christmas stuff for a Marvel post.

Michigan University, that is. Let’s just say I ran into Michigan Christmas decorations when I was looking for Wolverine Christmas stuff for a Marvel post.

12. If your heart beats for the Crimson Tide, this cake is for you.

I guess this is for a nursing student from Alabama University. Because the elephant has a nurse hat and the heart monitor on the tier.

I guess this is for a nursing student from Alabama University. Because the elephant has a nurse hat and the heart monitor on the tier.

13. On this cake, Gators always beat Seminoles.

I guess this cake is from Florida University. Poor Seminole warrior didn't have the chance.

I guess this cake is from Florida University. Poor Seminole warrior didn’t have the chance.

14. Since everything’s bigger in Texas, check out this pizza from Texas A&M.

And when they say everything's bigger there, they weren't kidding. I guess this serves a party of 800.

And when they say everything’s bigger there, they weren’t kidding. I guess this serves a party of 800.

15. For Louisville, this cake is a cardinal delight.

Since Louisville is home to the cardinals, right? And this one looks pretty mean.

Since Louisville is home to the cardinals, right? And this one looks pretty mean.

16. These Georgia cookies surely go to the dogs.

After all, their mascot's a bulldog. Wonder what occasion these cookies are for.

After all, their mascot’s a bulldog. Wonder what occasion these cookies are for.

17. Auburn Tiger fans would always go for a cake like this.

What's with the toilet paper tree? Do their students do this when the other team loses? I don't understand it.

What’s with the toilet paper tree? Do their students do this when the other team loses? I don’t understand it.

18. This Alabama cake came specially wrapped.

I'm sure this is for a birthday. Sure I know I'm showing a lot of bakery treats on here. But you have to go with what you have in this case.

I’m sure this is for a birthday. Sure I know I’m showing a lot of bakery treats on here. But you have to go with what you have in this case.

19. In Texas, this Baylor cake is covered in chocolaty goodness.

I'm sure this is for a wedding. Yet, at least the bride and groom are black bears which is more what you'll see in Texas.

I’m sure this is for a wedding. Yet, at least the bride and groom are black bears which is more what you’ll see in Texas.

20. I’m sure any fan of Mississippi State will go for these cookies.

However, we should understand that most people in Mississippi are fans of Ole' Miss. By the way, their team mascot is also a bulldog.

However, we should understand that most people in Mississippi are fans of Ole’ Miss. By the way, their team mascot is also a bulldog.

21. On your dessert platter, you can always roll tide with these sugar cookies.

Yes, they'd sure be perfect for anyone at Alabama. Even the shoes and elephants.

Yes, they’d sure be perfect for anyone at Alabama. Even the shoes and elephants.

22. You can always wow the field with this Michigan cake.

This one has the football field on the sides. Say what you want, but this is a clever design.

This one has the football field on the sides. Say what you want, but this is a clever design.

23. These Notre Dame cupcakes will bring you luck of the Fightin’ Irish.

These have the Notre Dame logo and shamrocks. Great for football season and Saint Patrick's Day.

These have the Notre Dame logo and shamrocks. Great for football season and Saint Patrick’s Day.

24. For Aggie fans, this Texas A&M cake will leave you with a lasting impression.

I suppose the tiger tail symbolizes them crushing Auburn. Guess they're in the same conference.

I suppose the tiger tail symbolizes them crushing Auburn. Guess they’re in the same conference.

25. These Penn State cookies will bring music to one’s ears.

I guess this is for someone in the marching band. Because the designs suggest this.

I guess this is for someone in the marching band. Because the designs suggest this.

26. If you’re a fan of the University of Minnesota, then you’ll adore this cake of Goldie the Gopher.

Yes, I know Minnesota's mascot is kind of a joke. But c'mon, gophers are persistent pests that are hard to get rid of. So yo shouldn't underestimate them.

Yes, I know Minnesota’s mascot is kind of a joke. But c’mon, gophers are persistent pests that are hard to get rid of. So yo shouldn’t underestimate them.

27. These Michigan cupcakes surely have the wolverine spirit.

Yet, they always refer to their colors as maize and blue. As if maize is a fancy name for yellow. Yeah, I know it's ridiculous.

Yet, they always refer to their colors as maize and blue. As if maize is a fancy name for yellow. Yeah, I know it’s ridiculous.

28. These Clemson cookies are surely delectable.

These consist of the C, paw prints, and bones. Yes, I know their mascot's a tiger but that's beside the point. Since Pitt beat them this year.

These consist of the C, paw prints, and bones. Yes, I know their mascot’s a tiger but that’s beside the point. Since Pitt beat them this year.

29. Any Wolverine fan would adore a cake of Michigan’s stadium.

Well, fans of Michigan Wolverines that is. Fans of the X-Men Wolverine, not so much.

Well, fans of Michigan Wolverines that is. Fans of the X-Men Wolverine, not so much.

30. Since Duke is known for their basketball team, I thought this cake was appropriate.

Well, at least a basketball court just consists of a sheet and nothing more. No stands needed here.

Well, at least a basketball court just consists of a sheet and nothing more. No stands needed here.

31. You can always show your WVU pride on chocolate chips with M&Ms.

Helps if they're blue and gold for Mountaineers. Still, at least this one is certainly DIY.

Helps if they’re blue and gold for Mountaineers. Still, at least this one is certainly DIY.

32. If you don’t like the Sun Devils, this Arizona State cake is just the ticket.

This one even has plastic desert decorations on it. Perfect for those desert Wildcat fans.

This one even has plastic desert decorations on it. Perfect for those desert Wildcat fans.

33. If you’re a fan of George Southern, this eagle cake will suit your fancy.

There are also cookies that match. But they're surely sold separately.

There are also cookies that match. But they’re surely sold separately.

34. As you can see, this Notre Dame cake represents its school pride.

Though I'm sure the Irish might take offense with the Fightin' Irish mascot. Still, it fits.

Though I’m sure the Irish might take offense with the Fightin’ Irish mascot. Still, it fits.

35. This Louisiana State bucket cake comes filled with iced shrimp and other crawdads.

After all, though LSU's mascot is a tiger, Louisiana has a unique tradition with seafood. And this cake reflects that.

After all, though LSU’s mascot is a tiger, Louisiana has a unique tradition with seafood. And this cake reflects that.

36. Fans of Tennessee might want to go with a checkered T.

Well, Tennessee University, that is which is home to the Volunteers. Though I don't think orange and white is a good color scheme.

Well, Tennessee University, that is which is home to the Volunteers. Though I don’t think orange and white is a good color scheme.

37. This Mississippi State cake comes in a unique basket weave.

I'm talking about the design here. And I'm sure this is for a wedding as far as I'm concerned.

I’m talking about the design here. And I’m sure this is for a wedding as far as I’m concerned.

38. Grace your Aggie dessert platter with these Texas A&M sugar cookies.

And I see they have a lot of cowboy and ranch stuff. After all, they're an agricultural school.

And I see they have a lot of cowboy and ranch stuff. After all, they’re an agricultural school.

39. These Nitany Lion cookies get 2 paws up.

Well, these have the Penn State logo and a paw print. But say what you want about Penn State, but at least they go with an original big cat mascot like the Nittany Lion. Even if it is another euphemism for cougar.

Well, these have the Penn State logo and a paw print. But say what you want about Penn State, but at least they go with an original big cat mascot like the Nittany Lion. Even if it is another euphemism for cougar.

40. Any fan of Oregon would want a cake that goes to the ducks.

By that, I mean Oregon University. Like how the Oregon logo has wings though.

By that, I mean Oregon University. Like how the Oregon logo has wings though.

41. This Notre Dame cake will always give you golden Irish pride like no other.

Guess this must be one of the campus towers. And I see the angry leprechaun behind it.

Guess this must be one of the campus towers. And I see the angry leprechaun behind it.

42. These roaring cupcakes are brought to you from Clemson.

Still, I'm not sure if purple and orange go together. But I know they don't look great on a tiger.

Still, I’m not sure if purple and orange go together. But I know they don’t look great on a tiger.

43. These Arkansas Razorback cookies are surely razor sharp in taste.

Yes, I know razorbacks are pigs. But pigs can be very nasty creatures, especially wild hogs. So I don't chide Arkansas for their mascot.

Yes, I know razorbacks are pigs. But pigs can be very nasty creatures, especially wild hogs. So I don’t chide Arkansas for their mascot.

44. This Michigan cake stadium screams blue and yellow.

Yes, it's another Michigan stadium cake. But this one is in a different style than the last.

Yes, it’s another Michigan stadium cake. But this one is in a different style than the last.

45. For healthier options, this Ohio State watermelon will satisfy.

I've found it surprisingly difficult in finding healthier college treats. This is about the best I can do.

I’ve found it surprisingly difficult in finding healthier college treats. This is about the best I can do.

46. If you’re a Horned Frog, you surely can’t resist this cake from TCU.

This even comes with TCU cupcakes. Though their mascot really doesn't look like this purple frog. More like a dinosaur.

This even comes with TCU cupcakes. Though their mascot really doesn’t look like this purple frog. More like a dinosaur.

47. If you’re a fan of Oklahoma University, you might take to these cookies sooner.

You may also have to deal with constant references to the musical Oklahoma. But at least these Sooner cookies look delightful.

You may also have to deal with constant references to the musical Oklahoma. But at least these Sooner cookies look delightful.

48. I’m sure a Texas fan will love this pyre cake.

This one is topped with an outhouse which I think is hysterical. Though it's also disturbing since Texas has experienced a lot of wildfires lately.

This one is topped with an outhouse which I think is hysterical. Though it’s also disturbing since Texas has experienced a lot of wildfires lately.

49. Wolverine fans may delight in this Michigan cake.