Salute the Red, White, and Blue United States of America with These Patriotic 4th of July Treats (Fifth Edition)

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Now that summer is around the corner and Father’s Day is over, it’s on to prepare for the 4th of July, or Independence Day. Normally, this would inspire patriotism, fireworks, and anything red, white, and blue. However, during the dark times of the Trump administration, it’s very difficult for me to get pumped with patriotic pride except when it comes to, “Impeach the Motherfucker.” Anyway, during this time, you’ll find plenty of stores across the country filled with red, white, and blue patriotic decorations, flags, and paper plates. In addition, the 4th of July is a time of fireworks and barbecues. And nothing inspires patriotic devotion to the flag like some star-spangled treats, which is where I come in. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another treasury of star-spangled 4th of July treats.

  1. Don’t forget to add blueberries to your red and white cheesecakes.

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Because a 4th of July dessert has to be red, white, and blue. Includes mint leaves for flavor.

2. Nothing makes a 4th of July party like a star-spangled cake.

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The cake is blue with white stars. Also includes folded red and white stripes.

3. A 4th of July cake should always have Lady Liberty on top.

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Since she’s a beacon of liberty throughout the world. Of course, you don’t want Trump anywhere near her.

4. Grace your star-spangled dessert platter with an American flag ruffle cake.

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Well, it’s like an American flag cake but fancier. Perfect for any 4th of July party.

5. Any American will love a Lady Liberty cake with fireworks.

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It’s a more festive Lady Liberty cake but way more festive. Includes a star base and sailboats.

6. A summer 4th of July cake should always contain some fruit.

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Includes strawberries and blueberries over white icing and 2 tiers. If you want healthier options for dessert, this cake’s for you.

7. Instead of ice cream sandwiches, cake batter sandwiches can be just as nice.

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All of these have batter between 2 graham crackers and include, red, white, and blue sprinkles. Some even have stars.

8. 4th of July bites contain all that fruity patriotic goodness.

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Contains raspberries and blueberries. Each tart includes a couple of crusty stars.

9. Perhaps you might want some dessert kabobs.

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Consist of iced marshmallows, strawberries, and cake stars. And it seems the stars contain red and blue stuff inside.

10. Nobody could resist these patriotic trifle treats.

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One side has raspberries. The other side has blueberries. Both sides have stars.

11. No 4th of July cake can be more star-spangled than this.

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This one has 3 tiers with stars in red, white, and blue configurations. Only the white tier has the flag, though.

12. 4th of July cupcakes should always have red, white, and blue icing.

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Helps that these are chocolate. Yet, each one wishes a happy 4th of July to you.

13. You might prefer some fruity red, white, and blue kabobs.

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Consists of strawberries, blueberries, and banana slices. And all on skewers.

14. A great 4th of July cake should always have a few stars.

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This one has 2 tiers. One consists of red and white stripes. The other is blue with white stars.

15. Cool off this Independence Day with these American flag jello bars.

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May or may not contain alcohol, depending on who brings them. Still, wonder how these jello shapes could have many colors.

16. A small fruity patriotic tart may suit your appetite.

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Contains strawberries, blackberries, and blueberries. And it can fit on a small plate.

17. A red, white, and blue trifle will make a lovely addition to your 4th of July dessert platter.

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Has strawberries and blueberries on top. While red and blue cake pieces are mixed with whipped cream inside.

18. Perhaps you might want a star-spangled tart with strawberries.

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Well, this one contains strawberries and blueberries on top of white icing. Perfect for any 4th of July party.

19. Red, white, and blue shoes belong on any 4th of July cake.

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Cake is even trimmed with red, white, and blue flower stars. While it contains stars on the sides.

20. Treat your guests this 4th of July with this fruity cheesecake.

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Contains strawberries and blueberries on top. Perfect for any patriotic dessert platter.

21. A red, white, and blue cake always needs a few patriotic pinwheels.

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Sure you can’t eat the pinwheels. But they emphasize star-spangled pride.

22. An icing trifle can be just as sweet.

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Contains strawberries, blueberries, and marshmallows. Has red and blue cake on the bottom.

23. Anyone would love a cake with stars and stripes.

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Has 3 tiers with stripes in the middle. Still, got to love the white bow on top.

24. Nothing makes an American treat like these star tarts.

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Each tart contains strawberries inside. Though I recommend you eat these with a plate.

25. Any patriot would want these starry cupcakes.

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These have blue icing and white stars on them. Will go quite nicely with the star tarts.

26. A simple patriotic cake will always do.

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This one has 3 tiers of red, white, and blue. And each has minimal decoration dots.

27. The Statue of Liberty should always stand tall on a red, white, and blue foundation.

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She stands on 2 tiers. One has stripes. The other is blue with white stars.

28. Nothing makes your 4th of July party like firework hotdogs.

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These are covered with hotdog wraps with cheese triangles on top. Served on a stick.

29. Patriotic flag wavers will love this Uncle Sam cake.

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Yes, it’s professionally made like a lot of cakes on these posts. But he’s nevertheless adorable. And no, you can’t eat the flag.

30. This star is happy to salute the red, white, and blue.

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Yes, that’s a smiling star holding the American flag. And yes, its edges are covered in sprinkles.

31. An angel food cake like this will put you in a patriotic heaven.

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Has 3 layers with strawberries, raspberries, and blueberries on top of icing. Perfect for any patriot’s dessert platter.

32. Perhaps a true patriot would want a 4th of July cake like this.

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The bottom tier has the US Constitution. The top tier has the American flag.

33. Nothing makes your patriotic dessert platter like red, white, and blue sugar cookies.

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Of course, food coloring is involved here. But they make a charming dessert addition.

34. No American can resist these patriotic cake pops.

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These sit on top American flag pencils. Also includes chocolate stars and toothpick American flags. Oh, and they’re covered in red, white, and blue sprinkles.

35. Care for a patriotic M&M cookie?

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These are chocolate cookies with M&M flower designs. And yes, they are the red, white, and blue ones.

36. Would you like some trifle in a cup?

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Contains blueberries, raspberries, and whipped cream inside. And yes, it’s quite fruity.

37. This star-spangled cake is a real patchwork.

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Has blue and white squares with red and white stars. While the American flag is front and center.

38. These star bites make great all-American appetizers.

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Each of these consists of a hotdog slice and a hotdog wrap in a star shape. You can even dip them in cheese.

39. These patriotic cookies will warm your all-American heart.

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Includes cupcakes and stars. Stars have red, white, and blue decorations. Cupcakes have hearts and sprinkles.

40. Anyone would love these patriotic cookies.

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Yes, they’re professionally made. Yet, each gives you an aura of the stars and stripes and the summer.

41. Iced cookies must have red and blue swirls.

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Of course, you have to keep up the patriotic spirit. But make sure you don’t make a mess.

42. With this cake, you can begin your 4th of July with a bang.

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Well, the design on top is supposed to resemble a firework. Yet, make sure you use red, white, and blue icing.

43. No American should take a pass with these 4th of July cookies.

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Mostly consist of hearts, stars, and American flags. And all in red, white, and blue glory.

44. You’ll have a blast with these fireworks cookies.

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The firecrackers may be blue. But they surely give a blast of red.

45. Any American will have to try these American flag brownies.

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Each one has a blueberry and a star in the corner. While the brownies are chocolate.

46. You might enjoy these patriotic cupcakes.

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These include straws and drizzle. Each is topped with white icing. So pretty.

47. Why leave your dog out of the 4th of July festivities?

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Yes, these are 4th of July dog treats. And yes, they’re in red, white, and blue.

48. Your 4th of July can’t be complete without this star-spangled cake.

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This one has stripes on the edges and stars on the top. Lovely for any 4th of July party.

49. Feel free to drape the American flag on this cake.

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Yes, it’s supposed to resemble a flag being crumpled up. Though I’m pretty sure it’s edible.

50. Perhaps you’d like this patriotic ice cream treat on Independence Day.

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This is an ice cream cone with red sprinkles and blueberries on the top. Perfect patriotic frozen treat.

51. A fireworks cupcake should go all out on the red, white, and blue.

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Though the icing here kind of resembles toothpaste. Still, like the fireworks decoration on top.

52. Celebrate Independence Day with this cake of the Statue of Liberty.

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I’m sure this one would be used for a large party. Yet, she stands quite gracefully.

53. This 4th of July picnic, treat your guests to some red, white, and blue fruit salad.

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Includes strawberries and blueberries. Not sure what else.

54. 4th of July trifle should always include some red velvet stars.

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Also has blueberries, strawberries, and whipped cream. Perfect for any patriotic dessert platter.

55. Fruit kabobs should always include stars.

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Also has strawberries, blueberries, and marshmallows. Just to get the red, white, and blue.

56. A 4th of July cake should be bursting with stars.

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This one has red, silver, and blue stars. Love the red and blue bow.

57. For a cool treat, you can’t beat these star ice cream sandwiches.

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Each one has a red and star blue cookie along with vanilla ice cream in between. Decorated with red, white, and blue sprinkles.

58. Care for a shooting star cookie?

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These have white and blue stripes. Contains red sugar inside.

59. Perhaps you might prefer a patriotic parfait.

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Has white and red jello stripes. While the blueberries sit atop.

60. Enjoy your 4th of July with some patriotic fudge.

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Come in red, white, and blue blocks. Each is decked with sprinkles.

61. Hope you can enjoy these patriotic hand pies.

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Not sure what flavor they are. Though 2 have stars while one has a flag.

62. Patriotic popcorn makes for a great 4th of July treat.

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This is basically popcorn covered with blue and red sugar. Because it’s supposed to be red, white, and blue.

63. No American can resist these patriotic pretzel bites.

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Consists of waffle pretzels with blue and M&Ms in white icing. An ideal patriotic snack.

64. Perhaps you might prefer some patriotic swirl cookie bars.

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The cookies are in red and while. While they’re topped with blue icing and sprinkles.

65. This 4th of July, treat your guests to some raspberry pie.

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You can even see stars on the crust. Nonetheless, feel free to serve.

66. Would you like some patriotic fruit salad?

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Consists of blueberries, strawberries, and banana slices. And all arranged into an American flag.

67. For healthier options, you might like some patriotic quinoa.

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Has strawberries and blackberries in it. Reminds me of some oatmeal in a commercial.

68. Cool down with some red, white, and blue popsicles.

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The top is blue while the rest consists of red and white stripes. Not sure how you get the colors together though.

69. Care for a Rice Krispie American flag?

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This one has icing red stripes and sprinkle stars on blue icing. Wonder how large the plate is though.

70. You’ll find this pie all covered with stars.

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The stars are made from pie crusts. Great for any 4th of July picnic.

71. Want any stars with your patriotic fruit salad?

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Contains strawberries and blueberries. While the stars are white.

72. Suit yourself to these red, white, and blue cookies.

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Well, these have red, white, and blue stripes. But they sure look tasty and easy to make.

73. Nothing is more patriotic on the 4th of July than red, white, and blue jello stars.

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Depending on host, may or may not contain alcohol. Yet, it has red, white, and blue layers.

74. This 4th of July grace your platter with these stars and stripes cookie bars.

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The top has red, white, and blue stripes on icing. While the filling has red and blue bits inside.

75. A fruity cake can use a few sparklers.

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This one has whipped cream and strawberry slices on the edges. While the blueberries are on top.

76. Salute your country with an American flag sheet cake.

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Yes, this is professionally made. But it surely shows the stars and stripes.

77. Surely an American flag doesn’t have to cover a whole cake.

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This one only has the flag in a triangle half. The rest of it is white.

78. A Statue of Liberty cake always stands tall.

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This one was made to denote a critical anniversary. Still, best to give your tired and poor.

79. Maybe you’d like a cake with an American flag square.

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The stripes on this cake are around the edges. The stars are on top.

80. Care for these American flag cookies?

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The red and white ones are of stripes. The blue ones contain stars. Said to be good for kids.

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Hop Down the Bunny Trail for These Easter Treats (Fifth Edition)

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After Saint Patrick’s Day passes, you’ll see plenty of bunnies, color eggs, chickies, flowers, and pastels just in time for Easter. Now I usually do my Easter post as soon as I complete the ones for Saint Patrick’s Day since the date can fluctuate within March and April. Though this year, it’s in late April. In any respect, given that Easter is a major holiday, many people usually celebrate with big dinners filled with food. Sure it’s not a big holiday like Halloween or Christmas, but it’s a major religious holiday with tons of candy and spring stuff. So it counts. Nonetheless, look on any Easter table and you’ll find plenty of delights like ham and scalloped potatoes. Maybe even a bunny cake. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of Easter treats. Enjoy.

  1. Nobody can resist these marshmallow bunnies.
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Each of these even wears their own clothes made out of icing. While they hold a small carrot.

2. Perhaps you’d like a cake with a chick on top.

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Has beautiful flowers on the side. And the chick is sitting adorably on the grass.

3. Care for a couple of birds in a nest?

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The chicks are made out of Rice Krispies and peanut M&Ms. The nest consists of cornflakes and almonds.

4. Chick cookies should come in different colors.

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Each of them as a little beak calling out. And all are in a cute little basket.

5. Bird’s nest cupcakes will always make guests chirp with delight.

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These are covered in icing and coconut with pastel blue peanut M&Ms in the middle. And yes, these baby birds are chirping for food.

6. How about a bento bunny in your basket?

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This pink bunny seems to be made out of rice. But it’s nonetheless adorable that you can eat up.

7. Don’t forget to put bunnies on Easter egg cookies.

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Well, the bunnies are supposed to resemble what you’d see on peeps. But they’re cute.

8. You can never have an Easter dinner without bunny buns.

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Each of these has raisin eyes. But you’ll be hopping mad for them.

9. Nobody can refuse these Oreo chicks.

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Of course, I meant Oreos made to look like cute little chickies. Have conversation heart beaks, chocolate chick eyes, and pretzel stick legs.

10. Nest cookies make a rather delectable dessert.

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This nest is made out of icing with candy eggs. And it’s all on a single cookie.

11. Donut duckies are such a treat.

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Each of these are covered in yellow icing Nonetheless, they’re so cute.

12. Easter egg cookies can come in many different colors.

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Each of these cookies has stripes of pink, white, orange, green, blue, yellow, and purple. Perfect for any Easter gathering.

13. Skateboard peeps never cease to amaze.

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The skateboards are made from life savers. Though the bunnies are totally inedible.

14. Grace your Easter appetizer platter with this cheese carrot.

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This one is covered by orange bell pepper bits. While the leafy part consists of green onion.

15. Chickie Rice Krispie treats will always make your kids chirp.

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These are all on a stick. But you can’t help but love them.

16. Celebrate your Easter with some of these sugar cookies.

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Includes bunnies and Easter eggs. Some of the eggs even have chicks inside.

17. A cheesy carrot can use a few butterfly crackers.

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This one is covered in bread crumbs. While the leafy part is made from lettuce.

18. A bunny cake like this should bring some Easter charm.

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This bunny has a bow at its ear. While it sits near the eggs. So cute.

19. This Easter, help yourself to a cookie bouquet.

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You can find them in their own pots. Or a basket if you prefer.

20. Your little bunnies would crave for these peeps pretzel rods.

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Though the purple bunnies aren’t fit for human consumption. But I like the purple icing and sprinkles.

21. This bunny can’t wait to dive in.

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This cake is supposed to resemble a basket. Filled with Easter M&Ms and had Twinkies along the edges.

22. Perhaps you might want some strawberry chicks.

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These are covered in yellow icing with beaks and M&M eyes. Not as cute as some of the other chicks on this post. But not bad.

23. Nobody can resist these hardboiled chickens.

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Yes, they’re made from chicken eggs. But you have to like how they’re all in a row surrounded by spinach.

24. There’s something sheepish about these cupcakes.

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Well, these are sheep cupcakes covered in marshmallows. And yes, they are adorable.

25. Chocolate bunny sandwiches are all the rage.

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And you an see the creamy filling on them, too. While each one is touched with a bow.

26. No little lamb would refuse a sheep sandwich.

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The cookie is covered in mini marshmallows for wool. While the head and legs are chocolate.

27. No kid could say no to a bento bunny lunch.

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This one has a bunny wearing a bow tie. And it’s made out of rice.

28. Kids will be hopping mad for this Nutella bunny.

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This might be a sandwich. Has cookie and apple feet, blueberry eyes, a marshmallow tail, and apple slice ears.

29. Chocolate egg bunnies will hop into your heart.

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These are chocolate eggs with rabbit features. And yes, they’re so adorable that you can eat them up.

30. Got Reese’s Easter eggs? Make bunnies out of them.

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Has marshmallow ears and tail. While each holds a little carrot in their candy arms.

31. Hope your little chicks can enjoy these Easter bento lunches.

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Thses rice chicks appear in a rich vegetable patch. And yes, they’re so cute.

32. These butterfly cupcakes will make you flutter.

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These consist of M&M bodies and pretzel wings. As they all rest on icing grass.

33. Perhaps you might prefer some bunny brownies.

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These have bunny peeps on top of brownies. While their bottom halves are covered with chocolate icing and sprinkles.

34. An Easter basket bento lunch is just what you need.

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The basket is made out of cheese. I’m not sure what the eggs are made of though.

35. It’s not Easter without some Easter basket graham cracker bark.

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Well, graham crackers covered in green icing and sprinkles. The baskets are made out of cookie and pretzel.

36. Grace your Easter appetizer platter with some hard-boiled egg carrots.

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Each of these has parsley on top for leaves. I know they’re kind of weird.

37. A cake with flowers should always have a surprise inside.

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This one has vanilla and lavender in squares. Since they match the flowers on this cake of yellow icing.

38. This bunny is all up inside this cake.

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You can see the feet on the sides. But it’s supposed to be a bunny coming out of its den.

39. Impress your guests with some Easter sheep cookies.

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These have swirls for the fleece. Yet, their eyes are quite expressive.

40. No Easter dessert platter is complete without baby chick cupcakes.

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These have candy wings and beak. Hope you can resist their chirping faces.

41. Easter is always a time for bird’s nest cake pops.

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These are covered in icing and sprinkles with egg candies on top. Perfect to put on a stick.

42. Egg bunny cookies are always easy to stack.

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Well, they’re shaped like eggs. Yet, they have bunny features. So cute.

43. Welcome spring with these fancy basket and flower cookies.

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The baskets hold flowers of all kinds. The flower cookies are mostly tulips.

44. No little bunny should go without this Easter lunch.

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Consists of a bunny sandwich and a deviled egg chick. So cute.

45. Don’t like bunnies? Try these colorful sheep cookies.

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Yes, the colors on the fleece are in swirls. And it seems the cookies are gingerbread.

46. No chickie could refuse a lunch like this.

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Consists of a pasta nets with chicks and a breaded tree. All featured on a floral paper plate.

47. Pound cake spring chicks will always enrich your Easter.

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Each of these has an icing beak and chocolate chip eyes. And yet, they’re incredibly adorable.

48. Perhaps you’d like bunny feet deviled eggs on your appetizer platter.

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Well, that’s pretty creative. Though I hope they don’t leave prints.

49. Would you like a bunny butt pudding cup?

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Makes them seem like they’re going into the ground for their dens. Yet, each has a pink cotton tail.

50. Anyone at Easter would adore these chocolate bunny cookies.

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Each of them even comes with little bows on them. Have jellybean noses and chocolate chip eyes.

51. You can’t celebrate Easter without some Reese’s fudge bunnies.

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Each of them has a unique face. Bet they’re as tasty as they are cute.

52. Make your Easter memorable by serving these Easter bonnet cookies.

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These are blue with flowers on them. Perfect for any springtime dessert platter.

53. Feel free to take some peeps sushi this Easter.

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Each peep is tied with fruit roll up on a Rise Krispie bar. Though just eat the Rice Krispie bar since peeps aren’t fit for human consumption.

54. An Easter egg cake should always be covered with flowers.

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The egg cake is pink. While the flowers are in pink and purple. So pretty.

55. You’ll find plenty of chocolate eggs in this basket.

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Since the eggs are peanut Easter M&Ms. The basket is in pastel colors to match.

56. These carrot cookies always come stacked.

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Since these cookies seemed stacked together with layers of icing. Want to try?

57.  An Easter gingerbread house should have all kinds of flowers.

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You can see 2 bunnies fixing it up. Includes flowers and hearts on the roof. So pretty.

58. This Easter, take a lick from some bunny butt ice cream.

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Basically depicts a bunny diving into its den. Makes a great frosty springtime treat.

59. This bunny’s got too many carrots in the bath tub.

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Still, the bunny doesn’t seem to care since it’s got a feast. Still, folks, don’t eat in your tub.

60. Flower cupcakes make for a great springtime dessert.

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These consist of roses, daisies, and other flowers. Professionally made but quite beautiful.

61. Perhaps you’d like a bunny on a train.

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The bunny is made from apple slices. The train is comprised of bread, cheese, and crackers.

62. A chocolate cake can always use a few eggs.

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In this case, the eggs are peanut Easter M&Ms. Also include bows and flowers on top.

63. Bet you’ve never seen a flower basket like this.

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Yes, these are flower cookies on sticks. But they seem like they’re homemade compared to the previous ones I showed on this post.

64. This bunny can’t wait to get into the carrots.

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Seems like I got a lot of bunny butts on this treat post. Though there are plenty of loose carrots lying around here, too.

65. Nothing makes your Easter worthwhile like this lamb cake.

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Has marshmallow ears and icing swirls for fleece. So adorable.

66. Every chickie would love an Easter lunch like this.

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There’s a chick sandwich over lettuce. Includes pretzel sticks, carrot slices, and a chick cookie. Not sure about the last one.

67. Celebrate this Easter with some basket cake pops on your dessert platter.

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These are covered with chocolate and sprinkles. The jelly beans represent eggs.

68. Grace your Easter table with a bunny bread veggie platter.

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This one even includes asparagus. Yet, you still see the dip tray on the bunny’s body.

69. You can’t have Easter without chick cake pops like these.

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All these seem to have bunny ears for Easter. But they’re on different ends of a stick.

70. An Easter cake should boast of pastel colors.

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This cake is in 2 tiers with flowers on the bottom and Easter eggs on top. Love the fabulous bow on the top.

71. Any bunny would love to stay at this cookie house.

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Even has bunnies with an Easter basket in front. Like the floral wreath on top. So pretty.

72. Spring snack mix is an ideal Easter treat.

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Contains eggs, birds, marshmallows, and other goodies. Perfect for any spring day.

73. This peep bunny has broken into the carrot patch.

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This is called “Raiding the Carrot Patch Peeps Pudding.” And yes, it includes carrots.

74. Feel free to decorate an Easter bonnet cookie however you like.

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Each of these is in a vibrant color and pattern. Yet, none are as ridiculous as the ones you see on my Easter bonnet posts.

75. This Easter, sit down and take some sheep bread.

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This is bread shaped like a sheep. And it seems to have cheese in the fleece for some reason.

76. Celebrate your Easter with these square cookies that can fit together.

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These cookies have so many aspects with Easter and spring. Yet, Easter is spelled on separate cookies.

77. This Easter egg cookie is easy to pull apart.

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The giant cookie cake itself is cut in a variety of different ways. Each slice has a distinctive pattern and decorations.

78. Dip your veggies in this bread bowl bunny.

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Then again, it might be a soup bowl. But what’s inside looks quite cheesy.

79. You’ve heard of a bunny cake. How about a bunny pie?

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Well, the bunny looks quite crusty. Then again, it’s on a pie wearing a bowtie.

80. Hope you can enjoy this crusty Easter basket.

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Well, it’s an Easter basket pie crust. The Easter eggs are covered in colored sugar.

Erin Go Bragh with These Lucky Treats on Saint Patrick’s Day (Fifth Edition)

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Once again, Valentine’s Day is over and stores are already making way for the green and shamrocks. Many may view Saint Patrick’s Day as a celebration of their Irish heritage or a religious holiday to venerate Saint Patrick. Others see it as an excuse to go on pub crawls and get drunk due to the negative Irish drinking stereotypes. Nonetheless, you can expect a lot of green, shamrocks, leprechauns, rainbows, and pots of gold. So not surprisingly, many people throw St. Paddy’s Day parties with lots of goodies. And that’s where I come in. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of Saint Patrick’s Day treats. Enjoy.

  1. Nothing makes St. Patrick’s Day like some green cake bars.
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Well, these are more like cakes. Minty green goes on top, by the way.

2. Celebrate your Saint Paddy’s Day dinner with a side of green mashed potatoes.

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Each of these is within a savory pie crust. Not to mention, topped with a shamrock for good measure.

3. Treat your little leprechauns to this rainbow bento lunch.

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Well, the rainbow is a fruit tray. Though the other box has mostly green food with shamrocks.

4. Keep your St. Patrick’s Day colorful with a rainbow trifle.

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I guess this one has cake and pudding inside in 6 different colors. Topped with whipped cream.

5. Then again, you might want a St. Paddy’s Day trifle in Oreo mint.

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This one has chocolate pudding inside. Love the green mint ice cream on top. Or is it whipped cream?

6. Rainbow pancakes always make for a St. Patrick’s Day breakfast.

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Well, these pancakes are very small and stacked up together. Top has whipped cream and Lucky Charms marshmallows.

7. Hope you can get a load of this shamrock cupcake.

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Or is it an actual cake. Nonetheless, depicts a belt buckle on the bottom.

8. Treat your St. Pat’s party guests with this rainbow veggie tray.

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Of course, there’s no blue vegetable. While peppers make up of red, orange, and yellow.

9. Kids will be thrilled with some Lucky Leprechaun Lunch.

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Consists of green Chex mix with Lucky Charms marshmallows. Some of the Chex even have sprinkles.

10. Show your Irish spirit with these shamrock shortbread cookies.

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Well, these are pistachio key lime without much green. Yet, they’re at least in shamrock shapes with icing.

11. Grace your dessert platter with these Saint Paddy’s Day cookies.

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Includes pots of gold, leprechauns, hats, and shamrocks. And all in green icing.

12. Want some shamrocks on your brownie?

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Not sure if the shamrocks are edible. But the brownies seem tasty.

13. For healthier options, check out this rainbow fruit platter.

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Includes chocolate coins for the pot of gold. Though the coins won’t taste great once you unwrap them.

14. Perhaps you might want a shamrock nacho lunch.

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Well, these consist of shamrock tortilla chips. Salad includes cheese, sour cream, and avocado.

15. Impress your Irish guests with some shamrock pizza.

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Well, the shamrocks are basil leaves here. And all seem to have 4 leaves for extra luck.

16. Anyone would be delighted with these shamrock cupcakes.

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These seem like they’re made with holders in a special shape. So they can have 3 leaves.

17. Treat yourself on St. Patrick’s Day with these truffles.

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Well, these appear to resemble cake pops. Covered in green icing along with white drizzle and chocolate chips.

18. St. Paddy’s Day rice cakes make for a tasty treat.

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Actually, they’re salsa rice cakes. Contains cheese and a pepper shamrock on top.

19. Chocolate cupcakes must always have a shamrock on them.

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Each of these has shamrock made of gumdrops. Though you might want to peel them off before you eat them.

20. Feast your eyes on some shamrock cheesy bread.

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Then again, it can be a small pizza. Want to try? Certainly looks tasty.

21. Nobody could resist these St. Paddy’s Day cookies.

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Consists of coins, pot of gold, shamrocks, and rainbows. Professionally made but so pretty.

22. You’ll be lucky to have a shamrock cupcake or 2.

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Each of these has a shamrock made out of icing. Some have chocolate icing. Some don’t.

23. Any little leprechaun would be lucky to have a lunch like this.

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Consists of a leprechaun sandwich and a veggie hat. Nonetheless, it’s so cute.

24. Perhaps your little one might try this green bento lunch for size.

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Consists of 2 containers of veggies, one of cheese, and one of bread. Includes shamrocks and pot of gold decorations.

25. For breakfast, you might want a couple of shamrock eggs.

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Well, they’re eggs with peppers around it. Easy as that.

26. It’s never St. Patrick’s Day without some shamrock buns.

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Well, they’re more like biscuits. Yet, each has a shamrock on top.

27. Might want some Lucky Charms on some cupcakes.

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Each of these has a “Lucky You” sign on top. Though these seem quite easy to make.

28. Hope you find a pot of gold in these cupcakes.

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Not sure if the pots of gold are edible (probably). While the rest of the cupcakes are covered green icing and sprinkles.

29. Want a piece from this pot of gold cake?

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This one has coin and shamrock cookies inside. While the pot is covered with chocolate icing.

30. Would you like a slice of key lime pie?

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This one has a shamrock on top. Hope you enjoy it.

31. You’ll find some Lucky Charms in these cupcakes.

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Well, marshmallows anyway. You’ll also find some sprinkles as well.

32. A shamrock soft pretzel makes a great St. Patrick’s Day snack.

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Comes with green mustard sauce. And it’s in a 4-leaf clover shape.

33. There’s nothing that pleases more than some Irish cream push pops.

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I’m sure they come with a minty taste. Has green pudding and chocolate under the whipped cream.

34. Perhaps you’d like a shamrock on a stick.

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This one has a marshmallow shamrock on top of a yellow sandwich cookie. Perfect for any St. Paddy’s Day party.

35. Care to eat some shamrock quiche?

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This is a Spanish quiche in a 4-leaf clover. And they all have leaves of green.

36. Shamrock chocolates makes a great St. Paddy’s Day treat.

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The chocolates are green on a stick. Each has a rainbow decoration.

37. There’s no better St. Patrick’s Day dinner like a pie of corned beef and hash.

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This one has a shamrock on top. Though corned beef and hash isn’t my thing.

38. You’ll be lucky to have a pot of gold cookie sandwich.

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I’m sure each of these have a minty filling. Also, the chocolate part is covered in sprinkles.

39. Shamrock pretzels make an ideal St. Paddy’s Day snack.

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These are covered in green icing. Very simple to make. So pretty.

40. You sure can’t beat these Lucky Charms bars.

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These are made from Lucky Charms cereal. While the tops are covered in marshmallow shamrocks and green icing.

41. Mind if I take a chocolate shamrock?

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Indeed, these are professionally made with a mold. Perfect for a party on March 17.

42. There’s nothing more lucky to the Irish than these shamrock fudge bars.

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Each one has a yellow M&M on top. While the shamrocks are made from green icing.

43. These Irish owl cookies will always be a hoot.

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These owls are dressed as leprechauns. So they’re more like owlechauns.

44. Perhaps you’d like to see this little Irish house.

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These are graham cracker houses. But his one has candy décor on the roof and around it.

45. No St. Patrick’s Day dessert platter is complete without this leprechaun hat cake.

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This one has a flower near the brim. Perfect as a piece de resistance for any dessert platter on St. Paddy’s Day.

46. Perhaps you might prefer some shamrock avocado toast.

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You might see the avocado sauce is green. Perfect for breakfast, lunch, or parties.

47. These mini ombre cakes may suit your fancy.

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These have layers of green cake and white icing. One has a shamrock on top.

48. No appetizer platter is complete on St. Paddy’s Day without some Emerald Isle dip.

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This one has a shamrock in the bread bowl. Perfect for veggies and crackers.

49. Any kid would be lucky to have a leprechaun cookie like this.

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This one has a red beard and green suit. So adorable you can eat him up.

50. Perhaps you’ll love these peanut butter leprechaun cookies.

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These have little red beards and green hats with shamrocks on them. So cute.

51. Care for some green shamrock cupcakes?

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Not only do these have green icing, but also green filling. And they’re all covered in green and white sprinkles.

52. A green petal cake is a perfect St. Patrick’s Day dessert.

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This one consists of petals in shades of green. So feel free to take a slice.

53. Put some color in your St. Patrick’s Day party with a rainbow cake roll.

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You can see all the colors in one slice. There are even sprinkles in the icing.

54. Wake up this Saint Patrick’s Day to some shamrock breakfast pizza.

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It’s more of a calzone. Includes eggs, cheese, and sausage.

55. These shamrock cookie sandwiches are full of surprises.

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These are filled with rainbow sprinkles. But they won’t lead you to any pot of gold.

56. Hope you can kiss these Irish lips.

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These lip cookies have green shamrocks on them. Yet, please don’t kiss the Blarney Stone.

57. Perhaps these green owls will please you.

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These owls have little suits with shamrock buttons. So adorable they’re a hoot.

58. You’ll be lucky to see these Oreo pots of gold on St. Patrick’s Day dessert platter.

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Has a fruit roll up rainbow and an M&M shamrock. Said to taste like mint.

59. Hope you got what it takes to eat these shamrock pudding shots.

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These have edible shot glasses with shamrocks on them. Hope they’re chocolate.

60. Care to take a shamrock Oreo?

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These have shamrocks in candy and sprinkles. Take your pick.

61. Enjoy your Saint Patrick’s Day with some Pot of Gold corn casserole.

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A slice of this has some shamrocks on it. Then again, corn casserole isn’t something we eat at my house.

62. Any little Irish lass would love these leprechaun girl cookies.

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Each girl is wearing a little green dress with shamrocks and a green hat. So cute.

63. On Saint Patrick’s Day, you’ll be in luck to see these leprechaun cupcakes.

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These have little icing beards and green hats. Adorable if you ask me.

64. It’s your lucky day to have a St. Paddy’s marshmallow pop.

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This is a bear with shamrock ears and a nose. Even wears a shamrock hat.

65. Serve your guests this Saint Patrick’s Day with some green velvet cake.

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This one has 3 layers inside. And it’s topped with a green shamrock in the center.

66. Feel free to try one of these shamrock pops.

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These are candies on a stick. While each stick is decorated with a rainbow.

67. Shamrock cinnamon rolls can use some green drizzle.

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Well, each of these has 4 leaves and a stem. Wouldn’t mind having one of these.

68. Let your little leprechaun wake up to a lucky rainbow breakfast.

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The pot is made from eggs and pancakes. The rainbow and cloud are made of fruit.

69. These chocolate covered strawberries are a St. Paddy’s Day delight.

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Each of these is covered in chocolate with sprinkles and drizzle. Some even have shamrocks on them.

70. Get in the Irish spirit with a jello shamrock.

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Even has a creamy layer on top. Yet, I think it can use a little whipped cream for good measure.

71. Make your Saint Patrick’s Day special with these lucky cupcakes.

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Unlike some of these cupcakes, these have chocolate horseshoes. Yet, the top is sprinkled with green.

72. I’m sure these St. Patrick’s Day brownies can satisfy.

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These have little green icing bits on top. And the brownies are filled with chocolatey goodness.

73. Best you get a bite out of these rainbow Rice Krispie treats.

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These have layers of color. But they won’t lead to a pot of gold.

74. For Saint Patrick’s Day, you might want some green chocolate chip cookies.

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Yes, I know they kind of look disgusting. But on Saint Patrick’s Day, green food is practically in.

75. Hope you can find the pot of gold on these cupcakes.

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These have M&M decorations with mini marshmallow clouds. So cute.

76. Feast your eyes this Saint Patrick’s Day on these green cheesecake brownies.

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I guess the top layer can be quite minty. Love the swirls.

77. Perhaps you might enjoy a thin mint jello shot this Saint Patrick’s Day.

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These have chocolate on the bottom with green jello layers. Topped with whipped cream.

78. A Saint Patrick’s Day cake should always sparkle.

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This one has 3 tiers consisting of 2 green and one gold. Includes shamrocks and a white rose.

79. There’s always gold in this colorful rainbow cake.

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This one has a rainbow on top and on the sides. Love it.

80. Treat your little ones this Saint Patrick’s Day with a Rainbow Buddha bowl.

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It’s a salad dish with all kinds of veggies. But it’s great as a St. Patrick’s Day side.

Be Mine With These Valentine’s Day Treats (Fifth Edition)

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Of course, since Valentine’s Day pertains to love and romance, food must make an entrance somehow. Whether it’s a romantic dinner like the one above or a dessert platter with hearts, you’ll find plenty of hearty delights to suit your fancy. Though I have to disappoint that the maker of those sweethearts has gone out of business. However, I don’t really think it’s a big loss since they’re heart-shaped chalk pieces with added sugar. Nonetheless, there’s always the box of chocolates. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of treats for Valentine’s Day. Enjoy.

  1. Try some of these sweet pink Marcarons.
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All of these have sweet red hearts on them. The wrappers are optional.

2. Your dog would enjoy these heart flowers.

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Yes, they’re dog treats for Valentine’s Day. I know how much people love their pets. Though sometimes I think their affinity may go overboard.

3. Anyone could love these heart cookie sandwiches.

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Each of these have heart sprinkles in the filling. And yes, you cut the cookies from the roll if you want hearts on them.

4. You’ll find a heart in this tart.

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Well, the heart is a tart, too. Also has heart crusts apart from it as well.

5. Care for a hearty cinnamon twist?

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Even comes with some pink cocoa to wash it down with. And let’s hope the twists don’t have raisins.

6. Have a bite of these hearty jello bars.

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Seems to come in a few layers such as cheese cake and cookie. Make sure to keep it chill for the party.

7. You won’t be without heart in these kiwi slices.

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Yes, they put hearts in these. Not sure what the hearts are made of though.

8. Want some raspberries on that chocolate cake?

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This one doesn’t use icing. Since the hearts are imprinted on the flower on top.

9. Some heart cookies just have fancy trimmings.

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These have icing lace and roses. Still, you have to admire the pink floral icing.

10. Nothing makes a Valentine’s Day party like some heart pizza.

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You can even put some basil on it. Nonetheless, the pepperoni hearts bring it a lot of charm.

11. These heart cookies are all spots.

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The spots are all different colors and sizes. And yes, they’re professionally made.

12. Cheesecake hearts make for a romantic dessert.

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They’re made into hearts and are covered in raspberries. Perfect for a Valentine’s Day meal.

13. Nobody can resist a Valentine’s Day cupcake like this.

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Consists of a heart on top of icing and an Oreo cookie. You can put it in a cup if you want.

14. Perhaps you’d like some rosy cupcakes.

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Well, these have pink roses in icing that take nearly the whole cupcakes surface. So pretty.

15. Care for some blueberry pancakes for a Valentine’s Day breakfast?

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Well, these are supposed to be blueberry almond. Like the heart shape butter piece.

16. You can’t help but love these chocolate heart cupcakes.

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They’re shaped like hearts and covered with icing. Some may even have sprinkles.

17. Heart rice crispy treats should always be red.

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Each of these is decorated in white icing. Like the one with drizzle swirls.

18. Hearts will abound for your little one over this V-Day lunch.

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Consists of hearts with the fruit, veggies, and starch. So cute.

19. These heart cookies come with lace and dots.

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Well, they have lace in the edges and red dots. Professionally made but delightful.

20. You always have to get two large hearts on a Valentine Day cake.

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The cake is pink with 2 tiers. While the hearts and swirls are in front.

21. No V-Day is complete for a kid without a bento lunch.

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Each has a sandwich and heart strawberries. So adorable.

22. Please your sweethearts with this cupcake set.

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Each of these has a V-Day scene. Like the lock and key one the best.

23. These Rice Krispie treats are covered in hearts.

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Well, the heart sprinkles are over the drizzle. Seems rather simple to make.

24. Little heart beets always go with a V-Day salad.

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Comes with carrot peels and iceberg lettuce. You can also douse it with dressing in a heart.

25. Would you like a pancake sandwich heart?

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There’s Nutella in the filling. Served with raspberries and flour.

26. Hearts on stick always belong on a cake.

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The hearts are cookies in red icing. While the cake is covered in white.

27. Nothing makes Valentine’s Day like a couple of strawberry lady bugs.

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They even have signs up. While they’re decked in chocolate. So cute.

28. A heart cake will always inspire love.

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This one features hearts in pink and red. So pretty. Love it.

29. How about a heart cake covered in pink?

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This one is iced to look like a flower. And in a heart for love.

30. Would you like a piece of a heart cheesecake?

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These are covered in cherry and blueberry sauces. While each are sprinkled with coconut.

31. A cake bar should have 2 hearts.

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It’s red velvet with red flakes on icing. While the hearts are also made out of icing.

32. Feel free to take a heart sandwich.

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Many of these have strawberries inside. While they’re all arranged along a rose.

33. Sweetheart cheesecakes always make for a sweet treat.

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Sure these conversation hearts aren’t around. But the cheesecake versions will taste better.

34. You may decorate a chocolate heart cake any way you want.

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One has M&Ms and sprinkles on pink icing. The other just has icing and sprinkles.

35. You’ll find flowers on these heart cookies.

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Sure the flowers may not be roses. But they’re certainly quite beautiful.

36. Feel free to get these shot-through hearts.

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These are cake bites shaped like hearts and covered in pink and white icing. The sticks are shaped like arrows.

37. Conversation heart marshmallows are a simple treat.

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Oh, wait, you may not be able to make these. Or at least after this year.

38. There’s nothing you can’t love about these chocolate heart cakes.

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Two say “love” while one has pink and white stripes with a chocolate heart.

39. These V-Day bites will warm your heart.

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You could have em’ in white or red. Either way, you’ll probably find some kind of cake or candy filling.

40. Impress your guests with these Valentine’s Day cupcakes.

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Each of these has a heart or a flower on it. So pretty.

41. Conversation heart cakes will get anyone talking.

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Each of these has chocolate icing and a heart. And I’m sure the hearts are better than the real candy.

42. Nothing can be more lovely than these pastry bites.

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These have hearts and roses on them. the pink ones even have sugar on the edges.

43. Nothing makes Valentine’s Day memorable like these heart cookies.

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Each of these has a fruit filling in them. Perfect for any V-Day party.

44. These V-Day cakes are all the rage.

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These come in circle, flower and heart shapes. While they’re decked with icing, raspberries, and sprinkles.

45. Like Oreos? Try these heart sandwiches.

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This one has Oreo bits in the cake batter. While the filling contains pink icing.

46. These owl V-Day cake pops are a real hoot.

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These are supposed to be “Owl Love You Forever” cake pops. So cute.

47. A heart cake should always be surrounded by flowers.

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Each of these cupcakes has pink and white roses. While the heart is pink with 3 roses on the side.

48. Pretzel hearts make a fine Valentine’s Day snack.

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These consist of heart pretzels and red chocolate. Real simple to make.

49. There’s nothing sweeter on V-Day than these cookies.

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These have cute little sayings on them. Some of them even consist of animals.

50. Care for a strawberry rose?

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Since the roses are made out of strawberries. While the dirt made out of pudding and Oreos.

51. This heart jello cake makes an ideal V-Day treat.

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Then again, they might be made out of candy. Yet, the top is sprinkled with coconut, beads, and smaller hearts.

52. There’s more to love with these V-Day cupcakes.

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Consists of letters, lips, and a flying heart. All on top of butter cream icing.

53. Perhaps you’d want a rose on your cupcake.

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Though the roses are red and made out of icing. While the cake is red velvet.

54. Hope you have a heart for these cookies.

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The hearts have fruit filling in them. And you can use gingerbread man cookie cutters for them, too.

55. a heart cake always needs strawberry slices.

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The slices are arranged in a flower. While the rest of the cake’s covered with sprinkles.

56. Don’t know how to tell your sweetheart you love them? Say it in a cake.

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Then again, you might have to evaluate how serious you are before you get the cake. Still, love the icing roses.

57. Perhaps a V-Day cookie cake will suit your fancy.

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Says “you & me” in pink and white icing. Like the hearts and pink snowflakes.

58. Want some pink heart pudding?

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These are cups with chocolate crusts. And yes, each has heart sprinkles inside.

59. Brighten anyone’s Valentine’s Day with these donuts.

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Each of these has their own design. Some have hearts. Some have stripes and sayings.

60. A chocolate heart can always enhance any treat.

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While these cupcakes have chocolate icing and heart sprinkles. Must be delicious.

61. Heart grilled cheese will delight you as a V-Day lunch.

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Well, these are mini grilled cheese sandwiches. Still they contain other things, too.

62. Please your guests on Valentine’s Day with this snack platter.

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Consists of fruit, cheese, and crackers. All in the shape of hearts.

63. Would you like a chocolate rose?

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Of course, you’d have to be an expert chocolatier to make these. But they’re nonetheless beautiful.

64. Got leftover candy canes from Christmas? Make chocolate hearts out of them.

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Each have a conversation heart on them. While they’re also decked with sprinkles.

65. Would you like some conversation hearts on a stick?

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Seems like they don’t say much. But they’re probably made from some pastel chocolate.

66. I’m sure this little honey bee will taste as sweet.

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It’s called “Honey Bee…My Valentine.” While the bee is made out of a Twinkie.

67. Small heart cheesecakes are always a delight.

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Each of these have chocolate with pink hearts on top. While the cheese cake part is pink, too.

68. Grace your dessert platter with these pink heart cookies.

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These have beautiful designs with flowers and hearts. So pretty.

69. A Valentine Day’s cake can never be without a heart.

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The heart is pink with icing in shades of pink. So lovely.

70. You’d find plenty of hugs and kisses on these cupcakes.

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Consists of x’s and o’s on a red velvet cake. Perfect for any V-Day party.

71. The hearts should always come on top of a tall cake.

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Consists of 2 tiers with ribbons and hearts on each. Love this.

72. You’ll have a conversation with these heart cakes.

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These have sprinkles on the bottom. But at least they probably don’t taste like chalk.

73. Sometimes you might want a creamy heart in a cupcake.

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These are red velvet with cream inside. Yet, each is in a heart shape.

74. These chocolate heart cupcakes should delight.

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The hearts are made from cake. As they sit on top of pink icing and sprinkles.

75. Perhaps you might want a more elegant V-Day dessert during a romantic evening.

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IT’s a chocolate heart cake with raspberries. Includes drizzle and whipped cream.

76. Feel free to take one from this V-Day snack tray.

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All of these are in a heart shape. Includes cheese, ham, crackers, and cucumber slices.

77. You can always say it in cookies.

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It says, “I love you” in cookie and red icing. Note make sure you don’t be creepy about presenting these to your sweetheart.

78. Serve your guests on V-Day with this snack mix.

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Well, you have to add some pink stuff and hearts. And yes, includes some pink waffle cookie triangles.

79. Nothing says love like fudge brownies.

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Has a chocolate heart on each square. While it’s all decorated iwth sprinkles.

80. Anyone would love to eat these little honeybee cookies.

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These are chocolate covered Oreos as bees. So adorable.

Make a Wish and Blow Out the Candles with These Birthday Party Cakes (Fifth Edition)

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Since my 29th birthday is on January 13, it’s only natural that I do another edition of messed up birthday cakes from Cake Wrecks. When we make a cake in our homes for our loved ones, we usually expect that mistakes will be made since we’re not anticipated a masterpiece. But when we purchase a cake from a store or bakery, we expect that it will look as perfect as the picture in the book. Yet, since we have a website like Cake Wrecks, we should know full well that this isn’t the case. Sometimes the decorators may not know how to take directions. Sometimes they’re not great artists that the cake looks creepy or disgusting. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of screwed up birthday cakes. Enjoy. By the way, some of these may not be safe for work.

  1. I think they meant a 2 in blue.
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This one has piping in red while it says “too No in Blue.” But at least it has 2 candles.

2. When you need a cake to cover 3 occasions for your dad.

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Guess this was made for a dad who just got out of prison. Though it also works as a 50 Shades of Grey theme.

3. “Nobody Likes You When You’re 23.”

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That’s not a great message to put on cake. This is especially the case with the smiley face containing x’s.

4. Perhaps you might want to rethink the hotdog cake.

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Yeah, that hotdog doesn’t look right. Not to mention, the drizzle doesn’t resemble mustard.

5. Who doesn’t want a SpongeBob cake?

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That SpongeBob looks really disgusting, especially around the nose. Also, why does the cake have 6 candles.

6. Seems like Alexis will be very disappointed.

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Since Alexis wanted the letters in pink. While the decorator didn’t know how to follow directions.

7. I don’t think Bobby will get his Lone Ranger cake.

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The cake doesn’t even resemble a western scene. Also, “lone” is spelled “loan.”

8. Happy Birthday to Jenifer with “One N Only.”

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Well, at least they spell her name right. Though the “F” is capitalized.

9. Of course, every child likes a clown cake.

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Suddenly, Pennywise doesn’t seem too bad despite being an actual killer clown. Seriously, why do they cater clowns to children?

10. Speaking of Pennywise, this cake should make Stephen King fans rejoice.

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Well, if you want an IT themed party, you can’t go wrong with this. Since this cake can terrify the shit out of you.

11. Any little boy would enjoy an epic Avengers cake.

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Okay, if your son is into superheroes, you might want a cake that doesn’t include Thor’s hammer. In case Thor’s hammer resembles a dildo.

12. If you want to see Nightwing go against the Joker, you might like this cake.

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Actually you’d hate it. Since it basically consists of badly drawn figures playing basketball.

13. They only needed to put “Happy Birthday” on the cake.

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But someone just had to repeat the instructions. You have to wonder who decorates these things sometimes.

14. A Winnie the Pooh cake is always a wholesome choice.

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What the hell are Pooh, Tigger, and Eeyore are doing? Seriously, this can’t be good.

15. I don’t think Bobby will be pleased.

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Since it’s spelled out as “Booby.” Hope that doesn’t result in someone getting stuck with a bad nickname for life.

16. Someone wants sprinkles all over the monitor?

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Apparently, that’s what it says. Not sure why. Seems like someone doesn’t follow directions.

17. Perhaps you’d like to do nails on a cake.

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But the disembodied braceleted hands doesn’t seem to help matters. Since that’s kind of creepy.

18. Didn’t like the Minnie you put on the cake? Turn it into a bowtie.

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At least someone realized they made a mistake. Still, doesn’t seem to help matters as you can see.

19. So is this a cake for Buddy?

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Someone doesn’t seem so sure who this cake is for. Since there’s a question mark at the end.

20. Happy Birthday, Picks?

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Must be short for “Pickles” I guess. Still, doesn’t seem to go with the blue flowers.

21. You can just put the plaque right around the edges.

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Except it says, “Happy Birthday Plaque” like they expected it to be for anyone. And in pink icing, too.

22. Well, do you want it to say “Happy Birthday” or not?

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Apparently, some decorators pretty much put on what they hear on the phone. Wonder what was going on here.

23. For God’s sake, that’s not how you draw Mickey Mouse!

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Seriously, a blackface Mickey Mouse? Did the decorator have any idea of how extremely racist that is? Then again, Walt Disney didn’t see anything wrong with doing Song of the South.

24. Since when did Mickey have fangs?

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Excuse me, but that no way resembles Mickey Mouse. More like the Big Bad Wolf getting ditched by his prom date.

25. Apparently, you can’t use spell check on cake decorating.

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Yeah, the punctuation is horrible on this one. Also I’m not sure what that saying means. Hope Sue isn’t a grammar Nazi.

26. I don’t think that’s a great way to describe how someone’s aging.

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Also, that wine glass reminds me more of a misshapen toilet plunger. Seriously, how hard is it is to do wine glasses?

27. So it’s somebody’s buttday, isn’t it?

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Hope Sue isn’t too self-conscious. Because this is definitely something nobody wants on a cake, let alone a woman.

28. Hope you can blow the candles off this one, Oliver.

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Okay, “blow that” shouldn’t be on a cake. Because that could have a lot of a lot of negative and sexual connotations. Oh, it’s supposed to be “below.”

29. Perhaps you should go with a birthday message that doesn’t get censored.

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Also, that says “Jappy” instead of “Happy.” Not the kind of message you’d want to open with.

30. You should always remember your followers on their special day.

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It says, “Happy Birthday Stalker!” Makes me wonder what the relationship is between them.

31. Those who love the Smurfs would enjoy this cake.

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What the hell is wrong with his nose? Seriously, that’s messed up.

32. Hope you can appreciate a cake of your neighborhood Spiderman.

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Okay, that didn’t turn out well. Also, is that supposed to be a hand?

33. Any boy would love an Iron Man cake on his birthday.

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From Cake Wrecks: “Huh, I’ve never heard of Iron Man’s “exploding crotch” feature before. Must be an upgrade.”

34. You’d get excited over this monster truck cake.

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Yet, this truck seems to go on the shitty path. Seriously, the trail resembles a huge turd.

35. Don’t have Ninja Turtles? Perhaps a pencil box will do.

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Well, at least Craig’s getting a new pencil box for his birthday. Though I don’t think he’d want one.

36. I guess Delia is into rock music.

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From Cake Wrecks: “Clearly the baker just wanted to protect the identities of those poor musicians.” Seems reasonable.

37. Are you a boy who likes video games? This Mario cake is for you.

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Yet, I think the inscription shouldn’t have been handled by someone who transcribes like this. But at least they included an 8.

38. I sense a disturbance in the Force.

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Just because Disney now owns Star Wars. Doesn’t mean it’s appropriate to put Disney characters on a Star Wars cake. Because it isn’t.

39. Plenty of boys would love a Ninja Turtles cake.

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Guess that’s what they look like without their shells. Still, I don’t want to see that at all.

40. when it comes to baseball, please don’t include a bat.

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I know that’s supposed to be a baseball bat. But it looks more like a wooden lightsaber, a magic wand, or a dildo.

41. Hope Patrick doesn’t have a crappy birthday this year.

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Apparently, he doesn’t mind having smiling turds on his cake. Still, it’s kind of hilarious.

42. Don’t have Power Rangers for a cake? Use a T-shirt pic.

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This seems kind of cheap if you ask me. Seriously, you have to wonder about this.

43. Not sure what Derek’s friends think about him from this cake.

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Of course, we all know what a “douchebag” is. Then again, it just might be a term of endearment in this case.

44. A little princess must have a Barbie Princess Tiara cake.

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From Cake Wrecks: “All I see is a giant cat’s paw. Does Barbie have a cat? Is this somehow related? Am I over-thinking this? Where are you all going?”

45. Is that supposed to be a dragon head?

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Actually I’m not really sure what this is supposed to be. A frog? A fish? An alien?

46. If you have a winter birthday, you might want a cake of a snowy landscape.

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Looks more like a tree monster. And right now it’s hungry.

47. Well, at least that would be good news for anyone with celiac disease.

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Though would you want that written on a cake? Probably not.

48. Sometimes a request doesn’t really pan out.

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I think the family wanted musical notes drawn at the cake. Unfortunately, one decorator didn’t get the memo.

49. Apparently, Case doesn’t have a preference.

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Yet, the bakery could use someone who doesn’t write down everything the customer says. Kind of detracts from the aesthetic.

50. What the hell happened to Scooby Doo?

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Seems like the dog is on drugs or has been through a horrible accident. Hasn’t been the same since.

51. Do you want to eat a snowman?

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This was for a 12-year-old. But it’s clear they’re not a snowman. Because snowmen don’t last that long. Except on Hoth.

52. Would you like the message on top?

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Note how it’s phrased like a question. Though they put the message on top anyway.

53. If you like Speedracer, this cake is for you.

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Apparently, the decorator isn’t familiar with the material. Still, the first part is, “Go Peed Race” which is hilarious.

54. When someone wants sprinkles, you’d better give them sprinkles.

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Yet, someone just wrote what the person ordered on the cake. And there are no sprinkles around it.

55. Seems like someone doesn’t feel fond of the birthday boy.

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I guess this one was for a joke. Yet, why did the words appear in yellow?

56. Apparently, 1971 was a great vintage.

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Yet, we should know that while aged wine may peak at some point, it reaches a point of decline. Though such is life.

57. So is it supposed to be Mom or Mother? Let’s go with both.

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It says “Momther” as if they couldn’t choose between the two. That’s not even a word. Or should we add it to the dictionary?

58. “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair.” But maybe not like that.

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Okay, that’s pretty disgusting. Seriously, that’s a really long hairball.

59. They asked to have it in green.

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Instead, it’s written in red. But at least you can see a green balloon.

60. Someone must be a fan of NFL Monday night football.

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This one has a scantily clad woman riding a football. Not sure how that works, but I get the idea.

61. So is this for a 20th or 40th birthday?

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Because the cake has 40 on it. While the candles say 20. Not sure how that works.

62. Those are supposed to be balloons, by the way.

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Yet, looking at them, they seem like black and blue sperm. Not exactly what you’d want on a cake.

63. I’m sure a clown will put a smile on your face.

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Okay, that’s incredibly terrifying. Like something out of a nightmare or scary Asian theater.

64. They’re supposed to be brown balloons.

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Though they more likely resemble turds with tails. Yeah, kind of shitty isn’t it?

65. Well, a cat cake might be cute.

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Actually, I changed my mind. In fact, this cat is quite terrifying, even with the party hat.

66. It’s not every day you get booze on your 18th birthday.

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Yet, you wouldn’t get away with this in America. Since the drinking age in the US in 21.

67. When you turn 17, you shouldn’t forget to wear underwear.

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Though when you’re 17, you shouldn’t be reminded on it. Least of all on a birthday cake.

68. Any kid would enjoy a monkey cake.

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Okay, that monkey’s quite frightening. Not something for a 2-year-old’s party.

69.  Please use abbreviations for the months if you have to.

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Yet, some people just don’t know how to take directions. So you get a message like this.

70. Mind where the hooves dig in.

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Also, it seems the candles are coming from the horse’s ass. Also is that a pile of poo behind it?

71. Looks like the racer has gotten into an accident.

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Yet, the track looks quite messy for Motocross doesn’t it? Also I don’t think the racer will get out of the icing.

72. A Harry Potter cake will certainly bring out the magic.

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What the hell is up with his mouth? Seriously, that just looks really weird.

73. Well, Brian said he’s a Red Sox fan.

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Okay, the bat should go. Seriously, the phallic imagery is apparent.

74. Nothing makes a birthday cake like one with your face on it.

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I’d have to be an egomaniac to want that. Because this looks really strange if you ask me.

75. Sometimes less characters isn’t always better.

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I’m sure this is for a kid’s 13th birthday. But you’d think it was for a 13th, uh, something else.

76. Superman always flies faster than a speeding bullet.

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However, Superman looks more like he’s resting than flying through the sky to save people. Kind of lame if you think about it.

77. People always need support when they turn 40.

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Not sure if showing support means whipping out a bra. Then I get it’s supposed to be a joke.

78. Seems like Tinkerbell has really let herself go.

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God, her head is quite misshapen on this cake. While her wings are quite small.

79. Perhaps a dog cake will amuse you.

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Okay, that kind of frightens me. Seriously, the dog looks like it’s about to bite at somebody’s heels in cold blood.

80. If you like unicorns, you’ll love a cake like this.

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Though I’m not sure about the message. But at least they gave the unicorn a sweet pink mane.

Touchdown with These Super Bowl Sunday Party Treats (Fifth Edition)

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Now that we’re in January, it’s NFL playoff season. Of course, I probably not watch any games for 2 reasons. First, I’m not a big sports fan in any respect and mostly do my sports posts for up my viewership stats. Save for the fans and bad mascot stuff. Second, for the first time in a few years, the Pittsburgh Steelers failed to make the playoffs. So I have no reason to watch the Super Bowl anyway, unless it involves a famous musical artist performing the halftime show. Nonetheless, it’s not unusual for people to hold parties during this time, even if your team isn’t playing. Because we all want to see the New England Patriots lose. Not to mention, the Super Bowl normally receives the highest TV ratings each year. While parties normally include food. The map above depicts the most popular Super Bowl party dish from each state. Anyway, for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of Super Bowl delights.

  1. Let the cheeses hut and hike in this dip.
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It’s basically gouda’s against each other in the field. Not sure how many layers the dip has.

2. For healthy options, may I suggest a football fruit tray?

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This mostly includes melon and strawberries. Though the stitching is made of cheese.

3. Perhaps you might prefer chocolate footballs on a stick.

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They seem like sandwiches. Though I can be wrong.

4. You’d be insane not to include buffalo chicken salad football sandwiches.

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Not sure what’s in buffalo chicken salad. Yet, they seem to go with the pumpernickel footballs quite nicely.

5. Any snackadium should have a dip tray in the center.

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Unless you’re planning a large party. I would advise against snackadiums. Mostly since they consist of so much food that might get wasted. Unless you plan to donate the leftovers to the food bank.

6. Any Cincinnati Bengals fan would go crazy over these cookies.

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Well, the Bengals have made the playoffs several times in recent years. Though I’m not sure if they’re in it this post-season. Since I don’t pay much attention to the team.

7. Twinkies and sandwiches make great stadium walls.

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This was for Super Bowl 48. This one had the Denver Broncos against the Seattle Seahawks. Seahawks won.

8. Then again, you might want a purple snackadium for a change.

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This one is made out of wood and painted purple. Yet, you can find whatever dessert that suits your desires.

9. Football brownies are an easy game day treat.

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Sure, they may be squares. But each of them has the football stitching in icing.

10. Speaking of brownies, try these football bites for size.

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They may be small. But they will pack the chocolatey punch if you put them in your mouth.

11. Philadelphia Eagles fans would adore these cookies.

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Well, they won the Super Bowl in 2018. Yet, it’s even better that they didn’t go to the White House since Donald Trump is president. Need I say more?

12. Spaghetti with footballs makes for an ideal Super Bowl dinner.

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Well, the footballs are meatballs. While it’s all served in a stadium football-shaped bowl.

13. Nothing makes a game day party like a New Orleans Saints cake.

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Even includes strawberries bearing each player’s number. While it contains a black fleur de lis on top.

14. This Super Bowl, serve your guests anything from this football veggie tray.

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The football is made of carrots with mushroom stitching. While it’s surrounded by broccoli.

15. Perhaps this Arizona Cardinal cake will suit you.

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This was made at a cake shop. Yet, it has the Cardinal logo in all its glory.

16. You’ll always score with some football cupcakes.

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The footballs are cookies. While there’s little grass where they touch.

17. Super Bowl watchers would enjoy some stadium and football cookies.

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The stadiums have sprinkles to symbolize the crowd. While the footballs have some, too.

18. A Raven cupcake should always have purple sprinkles.

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Looks like a character from Angry Birds. Yet, the bird seems like it was made by a fan of the Baltimore Ravens.

19. You can never have too many football cookies on a field cake.

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This one has a megaphone cookie as well. Also includes goal posts.

20. Love the San Francisco 49ers? Try these cookies.

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Even includes Colin Kaepernick’s jersey. Later he was kicked off the team for taking a knee during the national anthem and making white people go nuts for no good reason.

21. These football calzones will warm you up on a cold day.

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Seems to come with some sort of sauce you can dip in. Then again, these may be tarts.

22. Nothing makes a dessert platter like some football jello.

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Though I have to admit that brown jello is disgusting. The stitching is white icing.

23. Care for a burger cookie sandwich?

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They seem to have a chocolate filling but it doesn’t include cheese. Still, are those sesame seeds on top?

24. A stadium nacho platter should suit your game day needs.

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This one has a guacamole dip field. Yet, you’ll find plenty of turnip slices within the chips and cheese.

25. Feel free to take anything from this football snack tray.

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This one includes crackers, cheese, and pepperoni slices. All on a football shaped tray.

26. This football spinach artichoke is quite savory.

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It’s even made with bread shaped like a football. So you can dip that in.

27. Is that a pizza in a snackadium field?

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After all, pizza needs cheese to be considered pizza. Not sure if there’s any on here.

28. Perhaps you’d like football cake pops with nutter butter.

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Indeed, the seem misshapen on sticks. Yet, they sure seem tasty.

29. There’s nothing better for game day than football burgers.

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Each of these has cheese on top for stitching. Along with American cheese in the middle.

30. You’ll always score with field goal pizza.

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This one has a green pepper goal post and a red pepper football. Great for any Super Bowl Sunday.

31. Helmet bites make an ideal Super Bowl snack.

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Though they’re mostly in icing, cake, and pretzels. While the teams are nonspecific.

32. Here we find the Seahawks and Broncos duking it out on guacamole.

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The outside is even made out of hotdogs and burgers. Not sure what the shapes on the field are about.

33. Want a piece of football cake?

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Well, it’s covered in chocolate icing. But I hope it’s chocolate all the way through.

34. This field cake is covered in candy.

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This one has bite size candy bars as players and pretzels as goal posts. While M&Ms give the field color. Or are those Skittles?

35. Want some footballs on a stick?

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These might be cookies or brownies. But I’m not sure which.

36. Always include a guacamole field for game day appetizers.

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Has small cherry tomatoes represent the players. Also includes 2 plastic goal posts.

37. Celebrate the Super Bowl with these buffalo chicken potato skins.

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And apparently, these have guacamole stitching. While they’re covered in cheese.

38. Grace your Super Bowl dessert platter with some football peanut butter cookies.

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Each of them consists of a football in chocolate icing. While each are shaped like a football.

39. In this sandwich snackadium, it’s Patriots vs. Giants.

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Well, this one seems to have an array of healthier options. But you’re hoping the Giants will beat the Pats in this one.

40. Now even your dog can enjoy some Super Bowl goodies.

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The bone treats all of have stitching on them for footballs. And so do the round treats, too.

41. Don’t know who’s going to be in the Super Bowl? Try these cookies.

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Well, at least it leaves it out in the open. Though I bet the teams that will play aren’t yours.

42. In this snackadium, you can make your own sandwich.

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You see some ham and cheeses outside the field. While the stands are filled with crackers, trail mix, and nachos.

43. Sandwiches are all stacked in this snackadium.

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Indeed, you can see all kinds of snacks in the stands. While someone’s about to score a touch down.

44. Perhaps a bean football in a guacamole field would suit your fancy.

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It’s a layered dip if you can see. So feel free to dip your nachos all you want.

45. Grace your Super Bowl dessert platter with this field cake.

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This one has a football in the center. Not sure what’s supposed to be the grass.

46. This dessert stadium will give you any treat you want.

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You’ll have plenty of cookies and fruit inside. Outside is made from twinkies and Rice Krispie treats.

47. Perhaps an onigiri football will suit your fancy.

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This is a Japanese dish. Contains turkey and avocado.

48. Nutella football truffles make an ideal Super Bowl snack.

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Indeed, truffle and footballs don’t always go together. Yet, these are guaranteed to please.

49. Feast your eyes this Super Bowl Sunday on this buffalo chicken pizza.

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Seems oddly fitting for Super Bowl Sunday. Since a major food is buffalo wings.

50. Care for some wings?

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Well, they actually have chocolate and cookie dough. So they’re more suited for dessert.

51. Perhaps these field brownies would suit you.

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They’re covered in green icing and white lines. While they have paper footballs on top with sticks.

52. I’m sure this cake will show the play.

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You can see bite size bars representing the players. While the long bars represent the benches.

53. Celebrate the Super Bowl with some football hotdogs.

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Each of the buns is shaped like a football. Though you might have a stitching preference for ketchup or mustard.

54. A football cheeseball sits at the snack trays center.

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This one has bacon stitching. But care to dip some crackers?

55. Hope you have an appetite for these football cookies.

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These are chocolate covered Oreos with icing stitching. Though they resemble brown baseballs.

56. Celebrate the Pittsburgh Steel with this Steelers field cake.

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Has the Steeler logo at the center. Unfortunately, they won’t be in the playoffs this post-season.

57. Nothing makes a Super Bowl dessert platter like this field cookie cake.

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You see a lot of candy on it. While the field is covered with icing and sprinkles.

58. Anyone would love a piece of these field cupcakes.

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The edges are covered in sprinkles. While the rest sport green icing.

59. This football bomb has a lot to pack in.

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It has a lot of stuff inside like cheese and chicken. Still, I hope it’s tasty.

60. These football ice cream sandwiches make for a tasty dessert.

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Consists of ice cream placed between 2 brownies. While the top has icing for stitching.

61. Feel free to take one of these almond joy footballs.

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Almond Joys contain almonds and coconuts. While these are shaped like footballs.

62. Don’t forget to include some football empanadas.

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It’s a kind of dish from South America. Seems like a cross between a burrito and a calzone.

63. You can make a simple snackadium with cans.

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This one seems doable. Just has a dip tray and a few bins for snacks and sauces.

64. Anyone in Seattle would love these Seahawks brownies.

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This one has layers of brownie, cookie dough, Oreo, and fudge. Has M&Ms and sprinkles on top.

65. These football potato skins are covered in cheese.

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This one includes bacon and celery as well. Perfect for any game day appetizer tray.

66. Always hut, hut, and bite these Reese’s footballs.

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These may contain Reese’s cups inside. While the stitching consists of white icing.

67. Try taking a bite from these Denver Broncos cake pops.

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Some have orange sprinkles. Others are covered in blue drizzle.

68. You’ll find plenty of footballs in some Denver Broncos popcorn.

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This one has blue and orange drizzle all over it. Not sure what the footballs are made of.

69. Care for a slice of Seahawks pizza?

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This one seems made from Papa John’s. But it sports the iconic Seahawks logo nonetheless.

70. You can make a compelling stadium with Chex Mix.

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Indeed, it’s another snackadium. Like the popcorn goal posts.