Celebrate the Stars and Stripes Forever with These Star Spangled 4th of July Craft Projects (Fifth Edition)

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Now we go to the crafts. Of course, given the Covid 19 virus and the lack of quality federal leadership, this 4th of July will be a rather disappointing one for many. After all, it’s summer and you can’t go to any beaches, bars, or restaurants. So you might as well stay home and watch Hamilton on Disney + which is what I’m planning to do anyway. Still, at least you can decorate your house in star-spangled red, white, and blue to show your patriotism. Also, vote for Joe Biden in November but that’s another story. Still, you can have a lot of fun with decorating. Hell, you can even make your own décor. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another treasury of patriotic 4th of July craft projects. Enjoy.

  1. Your neighbors will envy your patriotism with this star-spangled wreath.
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Uses American flag ribbons and decomesh. Love the bows.

2. Feel free to add flowers to your flags.

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Yes, the flowers are fake and seem straight from the cemetery. But feel free to stick them in the basket with the flags.

3. Put your flowers in this star-spangled pot.

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Okay, these red, white, and blue flowers are also fake. But you have to admire the pot’s red and blue stars.

4. A burlap wreath can use a few flowers.

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This has red, white, and blue carnations straight from the craft store. Great for your American door.

5. Show your American patriotism with this red, white, and blue ukulele.

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This has red, white, and blue carnations straight from the craft store. Great for your American door.

6. How about a wooden flag with zigzag stripes?

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Yes, it only has one wooden star. But come on, the American flag is very hard to copy. Seriously, it has like 50 stars on it.

7. Want an Uncle Sam clothes pin?

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These are in a more rustic style. Nonetheless, they’re adorable.

8. Rest your weary American head with this American flag burlap pillow.

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Then again, burlap’s not really very comfortable. So I guess this is more for decoration.

9. Celebrate the stars and stripes with this patriotic flower display.

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These flowers go with red, white, and blue jars. Tray says, “Faith, Family, Freedom.”

10. Missing fireworks? Try this wooden hanging.

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Consists of 3 wooden fireworks on a black wooden panel. And they’re red, white, and blue respectively.

11. Feel free to work on this American flag desk.

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On second thought, don’t do it. After all, it’s more for decoration. Whether indoor or outdoor, I’m not sure.

12. Make your 4th of July festive with these wooden firecrackers.

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Each one of these has stars and stripes to spare. Great to put outdoors. And even better, they never explode.

13. With this tree slice, show your love for America.

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This one is a wood burn that has 2 American flags on top. Also says, “God Bless America.”

14. You can’t have a 4th of July barbecue without these cooking implements.

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Then again, you probably can’t have a 4th of July barbecue period due to the coronavirus. Yet, these have red, white, and blue handles.

15. Perhaps a simple red wreath will do.

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This is a red burlap wreath. Still, don’t forget to add a blue bow with stars.

16. Grace your 4th of July table with this decomesh centerpiece.

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This one has a red, white, and blue hat on top. Love the shiny stars.

17. Care for a more flowery flag?

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This one consists of the stars and stripes made from crafted flowers. Great to hang in every American home.

18. Every American flag wreath must come with a large blue star.

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The star is metal but with a very ornate design. While an American flag drapes over the wreath.

19. You can’t have a 4th of July wreath without flowers.

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As you can see, the flowers are red. Also, don’t forget to add an American flag for good patriotic measure.

20. Care to receive a patriotic bouquet?

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These are made from red, white, and blue cloth. And yes, it includes an American flag in a flower pot.

21. Feel free to ride with patriotic fervor in this star-spangled bike.

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Okay, someone decorated their bike like this. Not sure if it’s adequately decked for a race though.

22. Well, this wreath is particularly flowery.

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Most of them are red and white. Though there are some blue ones on the left side.

23. Keep your plates and utensils together with this patriotic organizer.

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Decked with a blue bow with stars. Great for any 4th of July barbecue if there’s ever one in your neighborhood.

24. Nothing makes a fun 4th of July like this little red wagon.

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You can see it containing a jar with a pinwheel and American flag stars. Makes a great centerpiece.

25. Grace your 4th of July home with this American flag panel.

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It’s a circle panel with stripes and stars at the top. Great for any 4th of July home.

26. Perhaps you’d like a pinwheel vase.

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Make sure the pinwheels have American flags on them. Makes a great 4th of July centerpiece.

27. Perhaps a yarn wreath may please you.

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Consists of red and white stripes. While the blue area sports large white stars.

28. Show your American patriotism with flowers.

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These flowers sit on rather lovely dowel vases. Consists of white daises along with red poppies and blue carnations.

29. Don’t like wreaths? Hang a star.

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This is a wooden star painted like the American flag. So lovely.

30. Nothing makes the 4th of July like this patriotic bust.

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This is a woman’s head decked with an American flag boo and red, white, and blue flowers. Also includes some stars.

31. You can’t celebrate Independence Day without a star-spangled star.

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It’s a blue wooden star with red and white stripes. Even has little pinwheels across it.

32. Show your love for Old Glory with this heart.

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It’s painted like an American flag with a star inside. Also says, “Olde Glory.”

33. Perhaps you prefer a more square wreath.

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This one uses a fabric with children on it. While there are some cloth flowers in the bottom corner.

34. Feel free to stick your American flag here.

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This is a wooden American flag stand. Yet, the flags used here are quite small.

35. Grace your American home with this wooden American flag.

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Made from wooden stars and stripes. Also covered with fabric and ribbons, too.

36. Show off your love for America with these patriotic bracelets.

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Made with silver rings and red, white, and blue beads. Great to wear for the 4th of July parade, which has sadly been canceled.

37. Bring in the 4th of July festivities with this decomesh wreath.

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Well, it’s mostly red with a large blue glitter star and other decor. Great for any American door on Independence Day.

38. Perhaps this wreath will make more of a spectacle.

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This one is mainly decorated with red, white, and blue ribbons and stars. Sign in center reads, “God Bless America.”

39. Top it all off with this crocheted patriotic hat.

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It’s mostly red, white, and blue with white stars near the top. Though I don’t think it’s suited for the summer.

40. You can add American flags to almost anything.

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This is a box with thermoses, jars, and lace. Includes American flags and flowers. So pretty.

41. How about include some flowers.

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This flower display is on a metal tray with a red gingham cloth underneath. One vase is blue with white stars.

42. Have a seat on this star-spangled chair.

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This wooden chair’s painted like an American flag. Great for the outdoors during fireworks.

43. Let freedom ring this 4th of July with this flower pot wind chime.

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Consists of flower pots of varying sizes and painted in a variety of ways. Has a golden jingle at the bottom.

44. Don’t like wreaths? Hang this Uncle Sam hat.

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Includes a whimsical bow in red, white, and blue. Great to hang on any American door.

45. You might want to own a piece of American postage.

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This is a framed design that’s meant to look vintage. Makes a great wall decoration.

46. You can find plenty inside an Uncle Sam hat.

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This one has some red, white, and blue firecrackers and stars inside. Might come with an invitation.

47. Show your love for America with these blocks.

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Says, “America Since 1776.” Also includes a painted American flag.

48. You wouldn’t find a more patriotic bouquet than this.

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Consists of an Uncle Sam vase with a couple firecrackers and blue flowers. So pretty.

49. Nothing makes your 4th of July than this American flag panel.

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Of course, this is a wooden panel. Perfect for the outdoors.

50. Care for a ragged old flag?

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This one is made from cloth strips in red and white. While the blue area has stars. So pretty.

51. Hope this can catch your American nightmares.

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As 2020 showed, this will probably failed. I mean we’re already in the midst of pandemic with leaders who are either too reluctant or too incompetent to do anything.

52. I’m sure you’ll find this an American lifesaver.

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But please don’t use it as such. Also includes a couple American flags.

53. How about these stars?

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This one has a red, white, and blue star on as stick. While you can see the twisty grapevine surrounding it.

54. You can see stars coming out this Uncle Sam hat.

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Well, the stars are red, white and blue, While the hat is wood.

55. Hope you’d enjoy this patriotic bouquet.

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Consists of a red vase with red and white flowers. Love the stars and ribbon.

56. How about a star-spangled bouquet?

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The flowers have petals and centers in red, white, and blue. Though I’m not sure why the vase has a crank.

57. Make your 4th of July special with this decomesh wreath.

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It’s decked like the American flag. Even includes stars in the blue area, too.

58. What color would you like your panel star?

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There’s one in red, white, and blue. All on seemingly rustic wood paneling.

59. Express your love for America with flowers.

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These flowers are all in red, white, and blue. While a burlap bow sits on top.

60. Don’t like wreaths? Hang this hat on your door.

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This is an Uncle Sam hat with a lovely bow. Perfect for any American door.

61. Perhaps this cloth wreath might suit your patriotic home.

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Consists of red, white, and blue strips put into an American flag. While the stars are of different sizes.

62. Perhaps you might prefer to hang a patriotic wreath like this.

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This is a crocheted wreath. Consists of American flags along with red, white, and blue stars.

63. Enjoy this patriotic bouquet this 4th of July.

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Consists of a striped burlap bags with red and white striped flowers that have starry blue centers. Also includes an American flag.

64. Perhaps a simple Uncle Sam hat will do.

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This one is made from cloth. Yet, it does posses a degree of flash that would make Elton John proud.

65. How about an American flag in stars?

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These are wooden stars depicting the stars and stripes. All siting on a wooden stand.

66. This all-American truck will suit your fancy.

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This one has flowers inside and is painted like an American flag. There’s even a star that with a panel that says, “Family.”

67. Care for an American flag flower?

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This one can be put in your hair. Consists of petals with stripes and stars.

68. Any true American Christian would want a cross like this.

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It’s a wooden star-spangled cross. And yes, it’s got holes for stars.

69. Keep yourself clean this 4th of July with some red, white, and blue soap.

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It has some pieces inside for a more transparent look. And yes, it’s red, white, and blue.

70. Keep your 4th of July table lit with these lanterns.

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Come in red, silver, and blue. The silver is supposed to stand for white.

71. Want to sit in this flag chair?

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Painted in red, white, and blue. Says, “1776” on top.

72. A simple wreath can always be flashy.

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This one’s wrapped in burlap. Has many flashy stars and a couple small American flags. Love the bow on the bottom.

73. You’ll find plenty of flags in this truck.

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This vintage red truck sits on a lunch box and in front of an American flag. For many, it’s the height of patriotism.

74. Show your love for liberty with this bow.

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This one has a red, white, and blue flower made from ribbons. So pretty for one’s hair. Though mainly for a young girl.

75. You’ll find a lot bursting from this firecracker.

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This one is wooden and star-shaped. Also consists of red, white, and blue stars.

76. Don’t like wreaths? Hang this patriotic star.

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This one is metal with red, white, and blue points. Has a daisy in the center.

77. Sometimes it takes a simple red star.

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Don’t forget to put a blue and white ribbon around it. Got to be a patriotic American.

78. Feel free to don these patriotic earrings.

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These have red, white, and blue buttons. Perfect for the parade that’s unfortunately been canceled. So has the barbecue.

79. Show your love for the land of the free with this display.

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This one has stars and letters on sticks you can put in your flower planters. While the letters spell, “Liberty.”

80. Show your love for the land of the free with this heart.

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This is a wooden heart hanging that’s depicted like the American flag. Includes burlap bow.

81. Show your American love with this pillow.

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Has the US in an American flag. Says, “Land that I love.”

82. Lay your head on this star-spangled pillow.

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Has an American flag painted on it. Noticed how they didn’t get all the stars.

83. Perhaps you’d want a more rustic wreath.

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This one has berries and a decomesh bow. Includes 3 American flags.

84. There’s nothing more American than a flag of denim and ribbons.

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This is in the Betsy Ross style. And no Betsy Ross didn’t design it. Yet, it has a pocket.

85. A simple garden flag will do.

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Make sure it’s burlap with stars and stripes. Else, it’s not quite American.

86. Hope this star shines in your life.

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This one seems like it’s taken from the American flag. Even has a bow to match.

87. A 4th of July wreath can use a few flowers.

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This comprises of red, white, and blue flowers. Also includes an American flag for obvious reasons.

88. Feel free to stick your flag in this dowel.

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Seems like a banister top you can put flags in. Great for table displays.

89. There’s nothing more American than a star-spangled star.

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This one is made like the American flag. Great to put outside or anywhere, really.

90. You can put some daisies in an Uncle Sam hat.

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See how it makes for a patriotic bouquet. Makes a great barbecue centerpiece.

91. A burlap wreath can always be festive.

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This one has a large star and berry branches. All in red, white, and blue.

92. A simple flag will do.

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This is a wooden flag hanging. Very minimalistic. Says “stars & stripes forever.”

93. Make your 4th of July special with this grapevine flower wreath.

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The flowers are on the bottom right and top left. Also has letters that spell, “USA.” All in red, white, and blue.

94. Perhaps the more flowers the better.

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This wreath has red poppies, daisies, and blue flowers. Includes 4 small American flags.

95. How about hang a pair of flip flops?

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These are wooden, by the way. So don’t wear them in the shower.

96. Sometimes one flag is all you need.

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This one is rustic with some gold stars around it. Got to like the burlap bow, too.

97. Show your love for America with this Uncle Sam block head.

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This guy’s made from wood with a gold star on his hat. And yes, he’s adorable with his yarn beard.

98. Care for a more nautical wreath?

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This one has a couple red, white, and blue bows with a matching anchor, ship’s wheel, and starfish. Also, is that dried seaweed?

99. Celebrate independence with this 4th of July ribbon wreath.

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You can see how it uses a variety of red, white, and blue ribbons. Also includes glitter stars.

100. You’ll be captivated by these patriotic cats.

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These are made from felt with big eyes. Both wear star-spangled ribbons. So cute.

Salute the Red, White, and Blue United States of America with These Patriotic 4th of July Treats (Sixth Edition)

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Now that Father’s Day is over, we go into the Fourth of July. Unfortunately, due to the Covid-19 outbreak, almost all municipal Independence Day events in the United States are canceled. So you’ll most likely see no parades, no concerts, no outdoor shows, no regattas, no picnics, and no local celebrations. And the only fireworks you’ll see are the your neighbor shoots off in his back yard. Yeah, it’s kind of depressing. But we all must make sacrifices. Still, you can at least make some 4th of July treats even if they’re just for yourself. And on July 3, a movie version of Hamilton will stream on Disney+ so you can no longer have any excuse about seeing due to being poor. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of star-spangled 4th of July treats. Enjoy.

  1.  Put some strawberries and blueberries on your cupcake.
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This one has cake filling that’s red and white striped. Also, don’t forget the whipped cream.

2. Nothing makes the 4th of July like these star-spangled cookies.

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You’d almost think these are a work of art. Include slices of an American flag and red, white, and blue stars.

3. Care for some red, white, and blue cheesecake?

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These are in jars with red, white, and blue filling. Topped with raspberries and blueberries.

4. No full-blooded American can resist a flag cookie.

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This one depicts a flag waving. Perfect for your Independence Day dessert platter.

5. Make your 4th of July worthwhile with these extreme patriotic cookies.

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This one depicts a flag waving. Perfect for your Independence Day dessert platter.

6. No 4th of July party is complete without a cake like this.

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This one has fruit roll up stripes on the side, blueberries on top, and whipped cream everywhere else. So pretty.

7. Celebrate the stars and stripes with these little cheesecakes.

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Each one has some blueberries and as strawberry slice on top. Perfectly simple to make, don’t you think?

8. This 4th of July, have your desserts on a stick.

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Consists of strawberries and blueberries. While the stars are cakes on a stick in icing and sprinkles.

9. How about some cake with your fruit kabob?

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Each is on a toothpick you use for sandwiches. Includes blueberries and strawberries.

10. Chill out this 4th of July with a patriotic sundae.

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Each has a cherry on top with whipped cream and chocolate syrup. While each cone top’s covered with icing and sprinkles.

11. Care for a cone?

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These have cake inside them and are covered with sprinkles. Perfect if it’s too hot for ice cream.

12. Let your platter soar this 4th of July with these eagle cookies.

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These have cake inside them and are covered with sprinkles. Perfect if it’s too hot for ice cream.

13. Grace your 4th of July dessert platter with this tear away American flag cake.

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Sure it’s not an exact representation. But come on, the American flag is a very complicated one to imitate anyway.

14. Cool down this 4th of July with these red, white, and blue ice cream sandwiches.

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Each one has graham crackers, ice cream, and chocolate. Simple to make. Perfect for a summer day.

15. Got a plain white cake? Add some sparklers.

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Not the ones you get from the fireworks store. These little decorations resemble truffula trees. Bottom covered in sprinkles.

16. There’s nothing more patriotic than a Rice Krispie American flag.

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This one uses the Betsy Ross pattern. Because that star arrangement is way simpler than the one we have on the flag now.

17. Bet you can get this flag to jell on a sparkler.

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It’s a jello flag. Not sure if it works wonders to have a sparkler on it. In fact, it could melt it.

18. Give your little ones a marshmallow firecracker this Independence Day.

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Each of these is decked with fruit roll up stripes and a cookie star on a stick. A simple dessert to make on a summer’s day.

19. Celebrate the stars and stripes with some no-bake lasagna.

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This is a dessert lasagna and uses no pasta, meat, or tomato sauce. Though it has white chocolate shavings, blueberries, and strawberry bits on top.

20. Want a high end dessert? This strawberry cheesecake poke is just for you.

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This one has strawberry and blueberries in a star pattern. Also covered with white icing.

21. Feel free to take a banana firecracker.

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This one has icing with sprinkles and a cherry on top. A perfect healthy option for a 4th of July dessert platter.

22. Enjoy your 4th of July with some red, white, and blue nachos.

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This one has a rather intricate salsa dip. Perfect for parties and fireworks.

23. Show your love for America with these heart shaped flag cookies.

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The white dots on the blue are dots instead of stars. Great for any dessert platter. So pretty.

24. Make your 4th of July festive with this confetti cupcake.

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You can see how it has blue and red cake on the inside as well. Covered with icing and sprinkles.

25. An ice cream sandwich cake should be red, white, and blue.

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This one has red and blue layers with the ice cream inside. Top has blue icing and sprinkles.

26. You can’t have a 4th of July without presidential cookies.

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Okay, these are for President’s Day. But who celebrates it anyway, especially since we have an orange cartoon supervillain in the White House?

27. Bring in Independence Day with this star-spangled parfait.

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This one has chocolate, star cookies, and star chips. Perfect for any patriotic dessert platter.

28. If you love New York, this 4th of July cake is for you.

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This one has the New York City sky line. While an American flag is draped over.

29. Of course, it’s as American as well, an apple.

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This apple is sliced with blueberries in the left corner. A perfect healthy patriotic snack.

30. Show your love for America with this fruity cake.

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Includes raspberries and blueberries. While the white mostly consists of white icing.

31. Perhaps you might prefer a patriotic fruity parfait.

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This one has a layer of blueberries, ice cream, and strawberry slices. While a blueberry sits on a whipped cream top.

32. Show your patriotic pride with this fancy American eagle cake.

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This one has 3 tiers with an American flag draped over. While a silver bald eagle sits on top. I’m sure some flag-waving patriot would want to run with this.

33. Nothing makes you a flag-waving patriot like these star-spangled cookies.

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Includes flipflops, ice cream, buntings, the US, and stars. Great for any patriotic dessert platter.

34. You’ll be bursting for these firework cupcakes.

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This one uses Twizzlers and red filling. Kind of creative since I haven’t seen any treat like it.

35. Perhaps you might like a parmesan cheddar star bite.

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These seem like bread. Uses basil. Great for a 4th of July barbecue if you get my drift.

36. Anyone up for an eagle ice cream treat?

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This one has a cashew beak you can eat from a cone. And yes, it’s a patriotic American treat.

37. Impress your guests with this bald eagle cheese ball.

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This one has an eagle with olive eyes, a pepper beak, and feathers made from nuts and mozzarella. Perfect as an appetizer platter with crackers.

38. Have some fun with Uncle Sam mustache pops.

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So you can test yourselves to see who has the dankest chocolate stache in red, white, and blue. Great for kids.

39. You’ll be star spangled for these star cookies.

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These have American flags on them. The stars are white sprinkles by the way.

40. Your guests will adore this patriotic candy tray.

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This one contains all kinds of candy in red, white, and blue. Though I like the cookies the best.

41. You’ll find this patriotic cake with a bow on top.

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Seems to be its own patriotic present. White with red stripes and blue stars.

42. You can’t have a patriotic trifle without a fruity star.

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Contains strawberries, blueberries, whipped cream, and sprinkles. Great for any 4th of July dessert platter.

43. How about this fruity American flag?

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I’m sure this consists of cookie. Blackberries are on the blue part. While almond slices take the white.

44. I’m sure nobody can resist this all-American lunch.

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This one has ham barbecue inside a cornbread star. Perfect for any 4th of July party.

45. You’ll go crazy for these firecracker cupcakes.

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These consist of red, white, and blue cake filling inside. While M&Ms, sprinkles, whipped cream, and a pinwheel sit on top. Also, don’t eat the pinwheel.

46. You’ll be craving for this patriotic parfait.

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Each has a layer of ice cream, blueberries, and strawberries. Great for a hot summer’s day.

47. Perhaps you’d like these stunning firework cupcakes.

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These consists of pretzels stemming from the icing. Also covered with red and blue sprinkles.

48. Grace your patriotic platter with this American flag cake.

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This one consists of a jagged blue square and red stripes. While the sides are graced with red, white, and blue stars.

49. Treat yourself to these patriotic butter blue velvet cookies this Independence Day.

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Each one is blue with icing and sprinkles. Great for any dessert platter but might require an explanation.

50. You’ll have a blast with these firecracker cupcakes.

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Each one has red, white, and blue firecrackers on them. Not sure if they’re edible or not though. But the cupcakes are chocolate.

51. Care for a red velvet cupcake?

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These look smaller. While each one has 3 blueberries on top. So pretty.

52. Wet your guests appetites with these deviled egg stars on sticks.

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I’m sure the eggs are hardboiled and molded into the stars. Make great appetizers though.

53. Perhaps a simple blue velvet cake will do.

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This one has white icing on top with red and white decorations. Great for any patriotic platter.

54. Bring out your patriotic pride with these star cookies.

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Each of these has a unique red, white, and blue design. Come in 2 sizes and several decorative varieties.

55. Want a slice of a patriotic ice cream roll?

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It’s a vanilla ice cream with a blue star inside. Also covered with red sprinkles.

 

56. You might find these all-American cookies quite folksy.

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Yes, these are professionally made. But you got to appreciate the artistry with the decorating.

57. Hope you’ll show your American love with these heart cookies.

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These have a star cut out at the corner. Not to mention contain an American flag design.

58. Celebrate the stars and stripes with these patriotic pops.

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They’re star Rice Krispie treats on a stick. All covered in red, white, and blue icing. Great for kids.

59. Anyone would crave for these Americana cupcakes.

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One side consists of red, white, and blue flowers. The other has American flags.

60. These pretzels make a fine patriotic snack.

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These are partially covered. Some have red icing. Some have blue. All have white sprinkles.

61. Who’s ready for some patriotic funnel cake.

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Even has some strawberries and blueberries inside. Perfect for any Independence Day barbecue.

62. Perhaps a simple treat will do.

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This is a berries and cream panna cotta. Not exactly sure what it is. A cheesecake?

63. Endear your patriotic self to some star sandwich cookies.

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Contains blue and red filling. Because you can see it in the stars.

64. Uncle Sam wants you to eat this pizza.

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This one has Uncle Sam in cheese. A great American tribute if I even saw one.

65. You can use a rather patriotic fruit tray.

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Reserved just for foods that are red, white, and blue. Though I’m not sure about the grapes.

66. Hope you enjoy some red, white, and blue ice cream sandwiches.

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These consists of red and blue cookies, too. Some even have sprinkles.

67. Want a slice of some patriotic ice cream pizza?

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If it has a chocolate crust, chunks, and drizzle, sign me up. Also covered in sprinkles.

68. Don’t forget to grab a patriotic truffle.

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Okay, these more or less resemble peanut butter balls. And mostly consist of peanut butter and star sprinkles.

69. This cake is all star spangled.

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This one has stripes and an eagle on the bottom. While it’s blue with stars on the top.

70. Feel free to take one of these patriotic cookie cups.

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Each of these has red white and icing on top with sprinkles. Great for any 4th of July dessert platter.

71. Get a load of some star cake sandwiches.

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These are white vanilla stars with blue and red filling. Feel free to add a rocket but don’t eat it.

72. Help yourself to some red, white, and blue fruit salad.

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Just as long as the fruits are all that color. A fine addition for any 4th of July barbecue.

73. Want some patriotic pretzels?

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These are dipped and drizzled with red, white, and blue. Make for a great all-American snack.

74. Nothing makes the 4th of July like this patriotic firecracker cake.

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It’s just as red, white, and blue inside as the outside. Covered with icing and sprinkles.

75. Treat your 4th of July with these patriotic cookie bars.

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Has chocolate chips inside. Covered with drizzle and sprinkles.

76. Best you don’t light these cupcakes.

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These have a red firecracker on top. Also covered in icing and sprinkles.

77. Perhaps you might want to help yourself to these cupcakes.

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These have a variety of red, white, and blue decorations. Love the pinwheel flowers the best.

78. You’ll be struck by these starry cupcakes.

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They also might apple filling inside. After all, what’s more American than apple pie?

79. Perhaps you’d like these blue cookie treats.

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Each of these are covered with icing and sprinkles. Not to mention, the red star. So pretty.

80. Care for a fruit cup?

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Some have strawberries. While other have blueberries inside. All have whipped cream, sprinkles, and a cookie star. Or two.

The Pastel World of Easter Village Houses (Fourth Edition)

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Now we get to Easter village houses. As the Coronavirus ravages the world, social events are cancelled, Easter celebrations are postponed, and everyone’s staying at home. I’ve already missed church for 2 weeks and will probably do so for several more, which I don’t do very often save if I have to work or are on vacation. My dad also had to cancel a dental appointment for me. Anyway, like you see with the Christmas and Halloween village houses, these are mostly made of glitter putz. But these Easter houses are mostly in spring colors. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another treasure trove of Easter village houses.

  1. How about a nice little green cottage?
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This one is green with a yellow roof and chimney. Love the bunny and flowers.

2. You might prefer this yellow house with a green roof.

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Has some lavender flower boxes and a border at the front door. Also includes chick and an Easter basket with eggs.

3. Any chick would love a simple white house.

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Shows a chick near the window. Also consists of flowers and a little yellow present.

4. A lavender glitter house will do just fine on Easter.

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Has a flower wreath on par with the second floor windows. While a bunny sits outside with a chick among eggs.

5. An Easter house can use some flowers.

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This one has green flowers on the roof. While a bunny sits on the lawn with Easter eggs and daisies.

6. Care for a fancy green cottage?

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This one has green walls and pink laced windows. While the smoke from the right chimney is made from pipe cleaners.

7. You might feel at home with this purple Easter house.

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Has a pink roof and lace on the chimney. Love the flowers and trees with Easter eggs.

8. A pink and white house makes a perfect bunny hutch.

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The bunnies sit in the lawn behind the carrot and white picket fence. A bird sits on the chimney.

9. A pink house will always suit you nicely.

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Has a green roof and blue edged windows. Has flowers on the roof and alongside the yellow pavement.

10. Anyone would love to go to a white church on Easter Sunday.

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Has a yellow roof, door, and window edging. Decked with Easter eggs and spring flowers. So pretty.

11. A small yellow cottage will always do.

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Has a sea green roof and chimney top. Love the blue edging and door. Also the flowers are gorgeous.

12. A white church looks resplendent with a pink roof.

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Decorated with flowers on the roof and lawn. Love the star on the steeple.

13. Perhaps you’d prefer your roof curved.

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This is a yellow house with 2 chimneys and a green roof. Has blue edged windows with green shutters. Love the flowers.

14. Care for a green roofed church?

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Well, the walls are kind of green, too. But not the kind of green I like. Love the flowers and trees though.

15. This Easter, you might like this small blue cottage.

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Has a green roof with 2 chimneys. Like the flower boxes. So pretty.

16. An Easter village can always dazzle in the night.

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Just as long as these houses have lights inside. Also includes floral decorations.

17. Feel free to add flowers.

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Has fancy walls with lace along with some pearl edging. Love the flowers on the windows and roof.

18. Nobody can resist a lavender candy store.

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Says “Cottontails Candy” on the awning. As a bunny sits on the lawn outside the fence.

19. A small blue house will always do.

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Has a pink roof with white edging. And I guess 2 chicks live there, too.

20. How about a small modern home for a change?

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This one is yellow with a slanted green roof. Love the flowers on the window.

21. A light green house will always be right for spring.

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Has a lavender roof with green shutters. There’s also a couple of bunnies and an Easter basket with eggs.

22. Perhaps you might prefer a pink springtime cottage.

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This one has a green roof with a chimney. Includes pink trees, 2 bunnies and an Easter basket on the lawn.

23. How about a lavender home with a bow?

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The ribbon on here depicts Easter eggs. Like the Easter eggs in the wheelbarrow and bunny at the door.

24. A blue house will always do.

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Though it can use some more glitter. Love the lavender roof.

25. A cute yellow house is all you need.

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Has a lavender roof and pink shutters to match. Love the flowers.

26. Care for a large flower on the roof?

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The flower on this roof appears to resemble the sun. Has a bunny with Easter eggs in the front lawn.

27. Welcome the spring with this light blue house.

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Has a pink roof and pearls on the lattice. Like the ceramic bunny on the lawn.

28. A small pink cottage might suit your fancy.

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Has a lavender roof with flowers. A bunny hangs around the front lawn among the trees clad in Easter eggs.

29. You might like this blue house with a white roof.

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Has a vintage girl image near the window. Like the flowers. So pretty.

30. Perhaps you’d like a house with butterflies.

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This is in a butterfly pattern. As a pink bunny sits on the lawn. So cute.

31. Enjoy your time at this Easter café.

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It’s a lavender building with a yellow roof and chimney. Love the tables and fancy sign.

32. Give some encouragement with this Easter house.

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This is a yellow house with in orange roof. A butterfly sits on the chimney.

33. Want to add a garland to your house?

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This is a white house with some yellow and green fixtures. Has a bunny, chick, and Easter basket in the front lawn.

34. You’ll feel cozy at this green Easter house.

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Has a blue roof and chimney. Includes 2 bunnies and a basket on the lawn.

35. No Easter village is complete without this lavender house.

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Has a green roof and chimney. Includes a bunny, chick, and Easter basket sit on the front lawn.

36. A flowery house should suit you fine.

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Well, the flowers are on the walls. As you see a bear in a bunny costume.

37. You might want to see this yellow house.

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Has a green roof and chimney. Includes a bunny with artistic aspirations.

38. You’ll be enchanted by this lavender Easter house.

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Even has a porch. Includes an Easter basket with bunnies. Love the flowers and the purple wreath.

39. How about a sweet soft pink Easter house?

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You can see the chocolate bunny near the window and bow near the roof. Love the flowers.

40. Feel free to add some flowers to this house.

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You can see the flowers decorating the roof. Includes a bunny and a pink chick. So cute.

41. A simple yellow house will suit you fine.

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This has a unique pink roof with a butterfly on top. Love the trees on the lawn. So whimsical.

42. Want to go to the Blossom Shop?

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And boy, will you have your pick of blossoms. And it’s in lavender, too. So pretty.

43. You might want to check out this lavender Easter house.

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You’ll find a couple bunnies with a chick in the front lawn. Love the flower wreath at the door.

44. You might feel at home with this charming blue house.

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This one has a white roof and chimneys along with striped columns. While a bunny sits painting eggs in the lawn.

45. This house has a rather flowery disposition.

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Well, it’s got a flowery walls and roof. While a ceramic bunny stands on the lawn.

46. You’ll find eggs all over this Easter house.

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It’s pink with gingham chimneys, striped columns, and a white roof. Wonder how they manage to find eggs that small.

47. Perhaps chicks might dig a white and lavender house.

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You might see a vintage image of some chicks inside a shoe. Love the flowers on top.

48. Might want to add a couple of sheep to this lavender Easter house.

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They’re even in different colors, too. while the roof is white with pastel edging. So pretty.

49. You might want to welcome spring with this pink Easter house.

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This one has 2 peaks to display the “Spring” banner. Also includes 2 lambs and a bunny.

50. Nothing brings Easter like a pink house like this.

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This one has pink butterflies. Also includes bunnies and toadstools.

51. Care to add a cross and daisies?

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Here’s a blue house with a white roof. Also includes a lamb and butterfly.

52. A chick would love to live in an egg house.

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The egg house is lavender with stripes. The chick on the lawn looks so fuzzy. So cute.

53. Feel at home in this yellow house.

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This one has a blue glitter roof. Includes a bear dressed as a blue Easter bunny suit. Love the flowers.

54. You might find this blue house rather charming.

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This one has a pink roof. Love the jeweled flowers. So pretty.

55. Welcome spring with this pink Easter house.

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Says “Spring” on the roof. Includes pink bear and a bunny on the lawn.

56. Feel free to take some pastries at this bakery.

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You’d be amazed to find what kind of treats are inside. While a bunny holds a cupcake tray.

57. This blue Easter house might strike your fancy.

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The roof is pink. Has Easter eggs and Easter egg trees in the front lawn.

58. Greet the Resurrection with this flowery church.

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Has a blue roof. Includes an Easter egg tree and fancy white bench.

59. Get in the spring of things with this Easter house.

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This one is blue with a pink roof. Has an Easter egg tree and a chick on the front lawn.

60. Make yourself at home at this Easter house.

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This one has a blue and pink roof and lavender and green tower. A chick sits in the front lawn.

61. Care for a more flowery home?

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This one has a pink floral wall pattern and a pink roof. As Easter eggs and flowers sit on the lawn.

62. You can’t go wrong with these glitter houses.

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All of these are in pastel colors with sparkly roofs. And each seem to have bunnies on the front lawn.

63. You’ll get fresh eggs at this yellow barn.

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This one’s rather simple. While the chick outside is so fuzzy.

64. You’ll find all these Easter houses glittering.

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Each of these is in a unique pastel color. There’s even a yellow church. Love the flowers.

65. A simple white house can have a rather fancy roof.

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This one has a roof of pink, yellow, and orange dots. While a chick stands at the front door.

66. An Easter house can use a few flowers.

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You can see them on the roof. As a basket of chicks sits by the window.

67. Stop by Miss Bunny’s Easter Bakery.

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This one is green with a pink awning. Like the bunny in the front lawn.

68. Care to stop by for a cupcake?

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Yes, this is another bakery. But you can see a large flower box on the top story.

69. Spend your Easter at this pink house.

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Has a blue roof with lace on top. While bunnies circle along the lawn on top of a stand.

70. You can’t resist a lavender Easter house like this.

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This one has an interesting roof. Includes a basket on the lawn. Love the flowers.

71. A small blue cottage will do.

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Has a pink roof. As a pink bunny dances on the lawn.

72. You might prefer a small white house.

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This one has a pink roof and a swirly smoke stack. While a bunny sits on the lawn with a purple tree.

73. A pink house can bring in the spring charm.

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Has a lavender roof. While a lamb walks on the glittery lawn.

74. Perhaps you might want a more colorful springtime cottage.

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You can see the pipe cleaner smoke twirling from the green chimney. A pink bunny sits with flowers on the lawn.

75. A simple pink house will do.

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This one even includes pink trees. While 3 bunnies sit in the lawn.

76. Want to see a gorgeous Easter tree?

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This one is on a hat box. Includes baubles, birds, and eggs.

77. There’s something golden about this Easter house.

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Has a pink roof with 2 chimneys. While a basket and bunny sit on the front lawn. Love the flowers.

78. A yellow house is certainly festive.

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This one has a white roof. While you can see chicks on the door. Love the flowers.

79. Care to admire this pink egg house?

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This one has a purple roof and shutters. Like the bunnies in the front, too.

80. A lavender cottage shouldn’t have to be too fancy.

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This one has a striped roof and green door. While 2 chicks stand on the front lawn.

81. The Easter Bunny stops by.

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This lavender house has a brown roof. Yet, you have to love the fencing and flowers.

82. Care to go to a small pink cottage?

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The roof is quite fancy. Yet, the Easter egg and bunny are quite large.

83. A spring flower house like this might suit your fancy.

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It’s pink with a blue roof. Yet, it’s quite lovely to have in your Easter home, isn’t it?

84. A small house can even have fancy roof.

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This one is pink. A well dressed bunny and a basket stand in the front lawn.

85. A small floral house will always do.

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Has a pink gingham roof. Outside you see a chick with an Easter egg.

86. You might feel at home at this green house.

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Has a lavender roof with chimneys. A chick sits near an Easter basket on the lawn. Love the flowers.

87. How about a house with stripes?

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This one has a pink roof. Chicks and a pink bunny stand on the lawn. While the trees look rather interesting.

88. A bright yellow house may be just what you need.

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The roof is white. While the chicks in the lawn wear fancy hats. So cute.

89. How about a yellow house with twin peaks?

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The top has a sign saying “Happy Easter.” As bunnies and lambs frolic on the lawn.

90. You’ll be charmed by this polka dot house.

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Has a white roof with blue trim. Two bunnies sit on the lawn with a white tree decorated with blue pearls.

91. A pink candy house can be just as sweet.

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You can see the candy stuff on the roof. Window has a yellow shell decoration.

92. Perhaps this sweet house will suit your fancy.

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Yes, this is another candy house. Yet, this one has blue candy decor on the top. Like the cute door with the bunny window.

93. An Easter church can use a jewel on top.

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The roof is yellow. While the top window’s shaped like a star.

94. Hope you enjoy this white spring house.

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Has a green roof and green flowers. As 2 chicks stand at the door under an umbrella.

95. You’ll be captivated by this small Easter cottage.

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This one has a lovely lavender roof. While you see a cut out of a bunny and an Easter egg at the front door.

96. Would anyone like a spotted yellow house?

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The roof is white with yellow pearls. 2 bunnies stand in the yard near a bench. So cute.

97. A white Easter cottage can use a few flowers.

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Has a lavender roof on top with yellow windows and green trim. Love the flowers. So pretty.

98. You might find a pink house like this quite charming on Easter.

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This one is pink with 2 chimneys. Love the flowers on the roof and pavement.

99. You might want to spring into action with this orange house.

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Well, it’s yellow with an orange roof. But it’s certainly covered in flowers.

100. A castle like house can always use some flowers.

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Well, they more or less resemble berries. But you have to appreciate the charm, especially with the lamp post.

Fun with Easter Bonnets (Sixth Edition)

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Now we’re on to Easter bonnets. Sadly, due to the Coronavirus outbreak, you won’t be able to see any Easter parade in New York City or in your hometown. Thus, we’ll all be deprived all those wonderfully ridiculous hats. Of course, a lot of Easter events have been canceled all the way up to the Vatican as we await to flatten the curve in our homes. Still, that doesn’t mean we can’t have any fun. We’ll just have to look at older pictures of ridiculous Easter bonnets through previous years. So for your reading pleasure I give you another assortment of wonderfully weird Easter bonnets. Enjoy.

  1. Someone’s adequately practicing social distancing.
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Mostly because her hat’s so huge that you can’t really get under it. Contains flowers and butterflies.

2. Want a bird’s nest in your hair?

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Well, it’s a small nest with eggs. And I’m sure birds didn’t make it. Or she’d be in very deep shit.

3. Her hat’s all stringy.

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Since it’s made of plastic tubes. You’d also see a few ladybugs.

4. How about one with a bunny basket?

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Okay, the basket is made out of foam with eggs inside. Though you have to like the grass brim.

5. These birds enjoy their new tree house.

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This one has a lot of pom pom chicks all over it. So adorable.

6. How high can you go?

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This one has tiers of Easter. Got to add some chicks and eggs for good measure, too.

7. She’s planning to hit all the shows.

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Unfortunately she can’t because of Coronavirus. Though she can certainly look sensational.

8. Some of these chicks have their own hats.

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You can see them on the brim. While a bird in a nest sits on the top. So cute.

9. You’ll find a bunny inside this large egg.

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This Easter bonnet has an egg diorama on top of it. Love the bunny and eggs.

10. On Easter bonnets, 2 bunnies are better than one.

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You can even see them kissing as they set their carrots down. You can see chicks and eggs on the brim.

11. Even dogs deck their Easter bonnets.

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Yes, dogs have their own, too. This one is purple with jewels and feathers.

12. Perhaps a yellow hat may suit you.

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It’s fuzzy with feathers on the brim. While you can see pom pom chicks in a nest on top.

13. Nothing beats an Easter bonnet of rainbows and candy.

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Has lollipops and rainbow feathers and sequins. Perfect for any Easter parade, not during a Coronavirus quarantine.

14. When in doubt, add a large pink butterfly.

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This is a purple top hat Easter bonnet. Also, love the flowers. So pretty.

15. You might want to wear a bug house.

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Not a real bug house. But a perfect Easter bonnet for spring. Like the ladybug near the window.

16. You can’t go wrong with monarch butterflies.

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You can see them on this Easter bonnet as they’re paper made. While 2 plush birds sit on top.

17. Care for a pink bunny on top?

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You can see it hold eggs. Also has Easter eggs along the brim on top green tissue paper and flowers.

18. A chick goes well on a straw hat.

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It’s a plush chick. As you can see Easter eggs on the sides. So adorable.

19. How about a flower basket hat?

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This one has yellow flowers inside. Great for any Easter parade.

20. A purple bunny hat might suit you fine.

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You can also see the purple ribbons and the Easter eggs all over it. If you want to show off, this is the Easter bonnet for you.

21. Nothing makes Easter like an egg tree.

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Okay, one made into a cone from paper. Also consists of plastic eggs and pom pom chicks.

22. Bunnies and chicks can make quite an impression.

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Decked with Easter eggs and pom pom chicks. A brown bunny sits on top.

23. An Easter bonnet like this is simply magical.

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You can see the bunnies all over it. Perfect for young boys. So cute.

24. Don’t forget to add a few birds.

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You can see a chick on the brim. And a goldfinch on the top. Both among flowers.

25. The higher you go, the better.

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She wears a hat that seems like it’s from some weird aliens on Star Trek. Decorated with flowers and paint samples.

26. You can always use a blue rose.

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This is a blue rose hat. If you want anything simple for an Easter parade, this is it.

27. A watering can basket is just as nice.

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Because the plastic and metal ones belong in the garden sheds. Though it does contain flowers.

28. What can be better than sequin bunny ears?

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They also have fuzz on them. Also decorated with funky feathers.

 

29. Chicks love big yellow flowers of tissue paper.

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Well, pom pom chicks anyways. Nonetheless this is kind of cute.

30. Some bunny’s gotten stuck in the hole.

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Don’t worry little guy. The Coronavirus may not affect you. Well, as a far as we know.

31. Perhaps you might want to go small.

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You can see how it’s small enough to put on a headband. But it’s certainly fabulous.

32. Care to put a little house on a small hat?

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The house is shaped as an egg and made out of paper. While a cute little pom pom chick resides there.

33. This minion is ready for Easter.

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This one has a nest on his head. Also has pom pom chicks and Easter eggs.

34. You can never get too fancy.

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This is a top hat with jewels and flowers. Even includes a feather plume and ribbons.

35. You seek a Yoda Easter bonnet.

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Yoda made out of cardboard he is. A nest of pom pom chicks on his head he has.

36. You can never have too many flowers.

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You can see how the hat’s in a weird cone shape. While all the paper flowers are in sensational colors.

37. A large chick will always do on a small hat.

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This one is made out of pom poms. And yes, it’s surrounded by chicks and eggs.

38. Bunnies love to live in a toadstool.

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Only in fiction, that is. But this is cute nonetheless.

39. How about a cone hat of carrots?

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You can see how they have green leaves made from Easter grass. And you can barely see the kid’s face.

40. Top hats can’t be flashier without sequin bunny ears.

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The ears are also fuzzy, too. Also has green paper grass and daffodils on the top.

41. Feel free to don ridiculous hats with your best furry friend.

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Because why should humans have all the fun? Though the dog doesn’t seem to enjoy it.

42. You can always add a wig with some flowers.

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Actually they seem to resemble very long floppy rabbit ears. And yes, they look really strange with the flowers.

43. I’m sure Easter bonnets don’t just have to feature flowers.

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Some of these have plush bunnies. Yet, each Easter bonnet is quite sensational.

44. You’d think these Easter hats have a sweet disposition.

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Each of these have candy coated hair and weird hats. One wears a pie. Another a cupcake.

45. Pigs fly on this hat.

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Rather you see plastic pigs with wings. And then hell freezes over.

46. The puffier the flowers the better.

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As you can see, the flowers on these hats are made from tissue paper. One even has a bunny inside.

47. Hope your Easter bonnet is covered in flowers.

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And yes, it’s quite huge. Too bad she can’t wear it this year due to Coronavirus.

48. Small white flowers can certainly stun.

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Particularly when they’re on branches. And those branches aren’t on a tree.

49. This hard hat has all the Easter fuzz.

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It also has a bunny on top holding a basket of Easter eggs. Like the bunny glasses.

50. Care for a minion bucket hat?

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This one has pom pom chicks at the brim along with some eggs. But the minion face really stands out.

51. Guess someone’s wearing all their laundry.

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Well, it sure looks like it. Given how much of her Easter bonnet is crumpled up cloth.

52. Any man can look dapper in an Easter bonnet.

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Apparently, men were donning ridiculous Easter bonnets back in the turn of the century. Though I’m sure it wasn’t the middle guy’s idea.

53. Flowers don’t have to be huge for an Easter bonnet like this.

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This one has paper flowers all over this green hat. Also includes pom pom chicks.

54. Perhaps a more stringy hat will suit you.

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Consists of blue, purple, and white ribbons and string. Love the flowers.

55. A blue bunny hat is just as nice.

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The blue bunny is plush and cuddly. Also consists of a flower leigh along with pom pom bunnies and chicks.

56. Hope you enjoy a bunny coming out of this hat.

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The bunny’s made from cotton and carries a baton. All in all, it’s adorable.

57. This hat’s got legs.

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It’s a pink long top hat with legs on it. Don’t know what it’s supposed to be for and why.

58. You’d buzzing around this little beehive.

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The hive is made from some kind of paper mache. Also consists of bees buzzing about.

59. You can always wear a nest.

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This one has eggs inside along with pom pom chicks inside. So adorable.

60. One large chicken is all you need.

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The chicken is pink. Has eggs and pom pom chicks on the brim.

61. Sometimes a few cute Easter critters is all you need.

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This one has a plush bunny and chicken on top. While a pom pom chick has a little hat. So cute.

62. An Easter bonnet can use a big sparkly castle.

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This one consists of glittering towers. While it’s surrounded by flowers and lights.

63. A dog might prefer a cone hat with peeps.

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Yes, this one is covered in candy. Not sure if the dog’s cool with wearing it though.

64. Got to add a little fuzz to the eggs.

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This one is shaped like a cone. As a chick sits in a nest on top.

65. Of course, you can always go with a hot crossed bun.

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This one seems pretty simple. Just do a paper mache hot crossed bun and you’re done.

66. Perhaps your Easter bonnet can use a few butterflies.

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The butterflies are rather delicate. Also has a vibrant colored bird on top.

67. Perhaps this snazzy Easter bonnet will suit your fancy.

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This one has some purple butterflies and fuzzy bunny ears. Like the purple bow. So pretty.

68. Hop aboard the Easter Express.

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This one has a train on the brim. While the rest of it consists of a garage.

69. A large purple Easter bonnet might suit you fine.

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You have a bunny on the right. While the rest of it is covered in eggs, pom pom chicks, and paper flowers.

70. You can’t go wrong with a large pillow.

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This one apparently has a large giant pink knit. Wonder how she doesn’t seem to fall due to the hat’s weight.

71. Bet you want to know what to do with old trophy figures.

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This kid put them on an Easter bonnet. They also add flowers for good measure.

72. Sometimes you got to pick a color and stick to it.

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Each of them wears a bucket hat with flowers. Love the purple one naturally.

73. Someone must’ve upset the eggs.

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Actually this is part of the hat. Yet, does make for a rather clever concept.

74. I’m sure anyone wants to sparkle in an Easter bonnet.

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This one is a glitter cone hat. Also contains flowers, leaves and jewels. So pretty.

75. You can stand out with a blue bunny.

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This hat seems to resemble a lily pad. The bunny’s on top. While the rest of it’s covered in flowers and leaves.

76. Chicks dig this pink castle.

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Well, pom pom chicks do. This is especially when they’re wearing golden glitter crowns.

77. Care for a hat of Easter eggs?

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his one has a bunny and shamrock garland as well. Perfect for any Easter parade.

78. There’s a giant fly on this red hat.

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Don’t worry it’s part of the design. Though it might freak you out if you’re scared of giant bugs.

79. No Easter bonnet can get too flashy.

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One of these consists of a large sequin Easter egg. Still, love the flowers.

80. Nothing makes a man look snazzier than an Easter bonnet.

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Here a man stands in an old timey photo wearing a hat decked with flowers. And really not giving a shit about what anyone thinks of him.

Easter Greetings from the Days of Yesteryear (Sixth Edition)

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Now it’s on to the vintage Easter greeting cards. After all, they have greeting cards for everything. Nonetheless, as we’re confined to our homes due to the Coronavirus scourge on the world, we should all do our best to ensure some sense of normalcy. Of course, I’ll do my part by showing you some crazy vintage Easter cards. Some of these defy explanation that you have to see to believe. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of weird vintage Easter cards from the olden days. Enjoy.

  1. Witches on Easter?
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Okay, this is a tradition from Scandinavia. Yet most Americans would think the designer got confused with Halloween.

2. Let the frogs open the gate for the beetles.

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Okay, I’m kind of confused at this. Besides, don’t frogs eat bugs like that. What the hell is going on here?

3. Celebrate Easter with a band of witches?

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Again, this is from Scandinavia. Yet, why they started a band with household implements and have cats on vocals is beyond me.

4. Nothing makes Easter worth celebrating like a beetle party.

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Here we have beetles dancing in the forest. And yes, the females even wear dresses. Seems to be from a bad acid trip.

5. Best wishes for a joyful Easter from a couple of parakeets.

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What the hell? Parakeets? Seriously, what do they have to do with Easter besides absolutely nothing.

6. Happy Easter from a chick on skis.

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This is from Russia. Apparently, it still snows there during the Easter season. Yet, the chick still carry flowers on an eggshell on its back.

7. In the future, women will fly in their Easter hats.

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Well, that hasn’t happened. But if you see what Easter bonnets look like, you get the idea.

8. Here we have a chick carrying flowers.

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And this little chick doesn’t seem to like the job. Since they’d have to use a yoke on their backs and carry the flowers in eggshells.

9. Beetle with flowers wishes you a joyful Easter.

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I don’t get what this beetle has to do with Easter. Because they sure don’t have anything to do with the holiday in America.

10. Even a modern witch needs to fly on Easter.

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I know the moon is confused as much as anyone. But take it from me, this is a tradition in Scandinavia.

11. How about a pretty witch handing out eggs from her basket?

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This one is from the US since it’s in the English language. Still, you have to wonder why she hasn’t yet gotten out of her river dance outfit. Saint Patrick’s Day’s probably over by then.

12. Happy Easter from the frog walking his beetle.

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This is messed up. Seriously, frogs probably eat beetles, not keep them as pets. Also uses a toadstool as an umbrella.

13. This Easter be happy to have beetles living in your flowers.

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Actually, having beetles in your bouquet will freak out everyone. Seriously, what the hell?

14. How about a beetle carrying a young girl in a basket?

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And she’s not to be messed with from her expression. Still, this seems more or less appropriate for a weird sci-fi or horror movie than an Easter card.

15. Happy Easter from an Alpine bunny.

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Yes, she seems like she’s straight out of The Sound of Music. Wonder how she plays the zither with her paws. Maybe I don’t want to know.

16. Happy Easter from the hardboiled egg family.

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Even their dog’s made out of eggs. Don’t ask me to explain why the designer thought this would make a good Easter card.

17. Heard of an egghead? She has an egg body.

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Okay, that’s just freaky. But at least her apron has pockets.

18. Out of this egg comes a whole bunch of chicks.

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That’s not how the amniotic egg works. Seriously, a bunch of chicks don’t hatch from a single egg. That’s contrary to chicken biology.

19. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Beetles.

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No, not the Beatles. I mean a band with beetles. But they seem good enough that a couple of beetles dance.

20. Easter greetings from a pipe smoking chick.

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His pipe is long enough so he could smoke from it on the window sill. As he admires the blue spring flowers.

21. Even chicks have their limits.

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2 guy chicks hit on a girl chick on the roller skating grounds. And she’s not having it. Wonder if she’s heard of Me Too. Probably not.

22. Let’s leave these beetles to themselves.

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I don’t get what beetles have to do with Easter. Yet, they’re sharing an intimate moment under an umbrella.

23. Happy Easter from Easter eggs playing cards.

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Seriously, what the hell is going on here? Guess the egg who loses the most money has to sit on a wall. Also, do the flowers have eyes? And are they actually watching them?

24. “Easter joy be yours.”

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This is basically the literal definition of “flower child.” And it’s really freaky. Seriously, why?

25. A Happy Easter from the pink flower children.

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Yes, this flower children thing wasn’t just confined to Alice in Wonderland. And yes, it makes you wonder if you’re on an acid trip.

26. Care to go places in an egg cart?

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And apparently, it’s pulled by a mother hen and her chicks. I’m sure you won’t go far in that.

27. “Sorry I’m late to the coven.”

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And it appears one of the witches brought something. While devils do a dance in the background. Seriously, how is this an Easter card?

28. Happy Easter from the frog family.

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Frogs don’t have families like that. Seriously, they lay their eggs in water, which hatch into tadpoles. Also, what do frogs have to do with Easter?

29. Happy Easter from the kid hatched from an egg.

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No, that’s not how people reproduce. And no, they don’t come out like they’re 3 years old.

30. Happy Easter from the flying chicken.

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Okay, this is from Scandinavia. And yes, the hen’s a bit insecure on how her chicks are holding onto the broomstick.

31. Happy Easter from the bunny riding a sheep.

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Bunny is frustrated over the lamb’s stubbornness. Lamb doesn’t want to visit the rickety old mill because they think it’s dangerous.

32. “So we’re the first ones to hatch?”

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You can see the weird look in that chick’s eye. As they wonder what the hell they’re doing in an Easter basket instead of a chicken coop.

33. Easter Greetings from a distinguished gentleman chick.

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Is this how chicks in Downton Abbey hatch. Do they come equipped with pince nezes, top hats and canes? Asking for a friend.

34. Nowadays Easter witches take to the road.

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You can see them go over the speed limit in Scandinavia. And yes, the cat’s freaking out. Also, the torches at the front pose a severe safety risk.

35. “All hail the steaming kettle.”

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Not sure what the kettle has to do with Easter. But I sure don’t want my broomstick near it.

36. Today, modern witches travel the skies in planes.

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You can see the plane’s basically egg-shaped so the witch can put her feet up. While the cat secretly prays for a safe landing.

37. A witch always needs to look her best for Easter.

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Yet, the cats appear to jump off the broomstick. Because they don’t want to be near it when she’s handling it.

38. This Easter, the witches ride on their familiars.

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One rides on a giant cat she probably enchanted. The other dresses in style and goes on a big horn sheep.

39. “Hey, don’t touch my broomstick!”

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Yeah, Easter witches don’t take that kind of shit. Guess someone’s going be toad.

40. Didn’t know witches flew by day.

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In Harry Potter they do. Yet, these kids are baffled by the daytime spectacle. Also, why is the moon out during daylight hours?

41. Just a little break for tea.

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Sure she’s not drinking alcohol. Nonetheless, it’s a case of distracted driving that you don’t wonder why the cat’s clinging to dear life.

42. Watch out for that church steeple.

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Yeah, when you’re flying at a high altitude, you probably run into a lot of tall structures. Wonder what she does to get any help.

43. This hen carries her Easter eggs in her apron.

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This looks like an accident waiting to happen. Just wait when she’s tripped and all the eggs come crashing down.

44. Happy Easter from the daffodil children.

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Am I the only one to think this as freaky? Seriously, why?

45. “We Easter witches must stick together.”

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Uh, can’t they just fly up the mountain? Seriously, they have brooms for that. Or did their brooms run out of magic power?

46. Happy Easter from the egg with a man’s face.

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Okay, this is really freaky. Since when do eggs have mustaches, faces, and pince-nezes? Even the gnomes are stupefied.

47. Apparently, 2 girls can fit inside an egg.

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Wonder how this is possible. Oh, yes, the egg’s just gigantic. Still, it boggles my mind.

48. “Now you all be good when I’m out. Okay?”

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Not sure about the dynamic. Since chicks are baby chickens. Also, the egg home has a chimney and ladder.

49. Easter witches even fly on a rainy day.

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Since she’s got her umbrella with her. Yet, the cat’s still uneasy on the broomstick.

50. How about a joy ride over the chicken coop?

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The old man’s kind of like, “What the hell’s going on?” But the witch on her broomstick doesn’t give a damn.

The Wonderful World of Peep Shows (No, Not That Kind) (Seventh Edition)

As the Coronavirus ravages the world and leads to mass cancellations of aspects related to our social lives, we must try our best to get by. In fact, just the other day at Target I saw Saint Patrick’s Day decorations on discount and it’s not even Saint Patrick’s Day. Also, there was practically no toilet paper, hand sanitizer, or rubbing alcohol. Anyway, given that I do these posts at home on my laptop, I don’t have any excuse to slack off on my Easter posts. So it’s perfect for my favorite kind of Easter post, peep dioramas. In these, people take these inedible sugar coated marshmallow candies and put them into little scenes to amuse us. And yes, they contests for it every Easter, too. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another treasury of peep dioramas. Enjoy.

  1. Every year, peepguins march to breed in Antarctica.
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This is from a hit documentary from March of the Peepguins. Narrated by Morgan Peepman.

2. “Can you tell me how to get?/How to get to Sesame Peep?”

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Features Big Bird and Oscar made out of peeps. Rest in peace, Carol Spiney.

3. People of Wisconsin love their Green Bay Peepers.

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Okay, they love their Packers. But you have to love this diorama featuring them against the Minnesota Vikings.

4. “I know you/I learned of you once upon a peep.”

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This is from Sleeping Beauty. And yes, even the bed is made out of peeps.

5. “If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit.”

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This is a peep parody of the O.J. Simpson trial. And despite his acquittal, he totally did it.

6. Here the bunny goes up for the dive.

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Funny how the diver’s wearing a duck inner tube and has googly eyes. Yeah, I don’t think they knew what they signed up for.

7. How about the night with the Peepharmonic?

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You can see how each of them has paper instruments. Love the snazzy bowties on the bunnies.

8. Someone’s been voted off the island.

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This is a peep parody of Survivor. And yes, they’re all bunnies here. Seems better than the real thing.

9. Bravo’s latest show is The Real Peepwives of Dupont Circle.

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They’re making fun of The Real Housewives who are actually socialites. Still, this is very amusing. Love how that one bunny’s sporting a pearl necklace.

10. “One peep more. One more peep…”

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Yes, this is another Les Miserables peep diorama. But this one is purely epic in scale.

11. All peeps must come in pairs.

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This is a peep diorama of Noah’s Ark. Better get in before the flood destroys everything.

12. These peeps go under the sea.

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Here you see some bunnies in scuba gear. Hope a shark doesn’t get them.

13. Even peeps must bare it all once in awhile.

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This is an art class. Hope the chick doesn’t feel uncomfortable among bunnies.

14. “I bring you the iPeep 2.”

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This is an Apple peep parody. You can see Steve Jobs on stage.

15. You don’t want to see what’s at this peep show.

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Of course, this is what peep shows mostly mean (save for the chick in a scanty bikini). Still, this is pretty hilarious.\

16. Looks like there’s a human contest going on.

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Okay, this is kind of freaky. Still, love the headline display. So funny.

17. Someone’s finished the Iditarod Sled Peep Race.

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Love how the yellow bunnies are harnessed to the sled. Wonder if they won.

18. Wonder what’s going on in this yard.

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Think this might be based on a famous photograph. Nonetheless, the neighbors will certainly talk about the brightly colored toilets laying about in the front lawn.

19. Left sharks