Fall in Love with These Valentine’s Day Craft Projects (Fifth Edition)

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Now that February has come upon us, let’s get into some Valentine’s Day crafts. Of course, you can see I went with the a school room design instead of someone’s living room. Well, it helps to try something different once in a while. Nonetheless, classrooms are often places you see V-Day crafts though most of these are made of paper. Of course, unless they’re rather impressive school craft projects, I usually don’t touch upon them. Since most of them I usually list are made from adults. Anyway, for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of lovely Valentine’s Day crafts.

  1. You can spell love on this heart.
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This is a wooden heart made from 2 pieces. The “LOVE” squares are Scrabble tiles and they’re not worth much.

2. Perhaps you might send a valentine with a decomesh wreath.

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This one his heart-shaped. Says, “Happy Valentine’s Day” in the center.

3. A Valentine’s Day wreath can use a few hearts.

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This one has plenty of red hearts. Still, I love the fancy white ribbon around it.

4. You might prefer a wreath with cloth hearts.

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Well, the hearts are in the pattern. Nonetheless, you have to love the felt flowers.

5. You can’t hang too many hearts on a wall.

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There’s a checked heart, a red heart, and 2 gold hearts. All with fancy ribbon decorations. So pretty.

6. Light up your home with a Valentine’s Day glass block light.

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This one has hearts and foil inside. Has a bow of red heart ribbon on top.

7. Touch your look with a few roses.

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This is a hairband. The red, pink, and white roses are made of felt.

8. So many blue hearts can make a big impression.

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The large heart is made of a bunch of blue hearts. While a medium red heart inside carries the message.

9. A heart wreath can use a few roses.

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This one has some pink and white roses. Also, you can see a golden arrow shot through it.

10. You don’t know what’s kept in this book.

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Since it’s fastened. Then again, this just might be a decoration you can set on your fireplace mantle.

11. A Valentine’s Day paper wrapper wreath is always suited for a window pane.

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This one has polka dots on the red and white on the wrappers. And the window pane isn’t attached to anything.

12. Perhaps you’d like a simple heart suncatcher.

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This one has a plastic bead string. While the crystal heart shines like the sun. Whenever the sun shines through it.

13. A Valentine’s Day ribbon wreath might suit you.

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This one also has ribbon flowers. While the ribbons covering the wreath all have hearts.

14. A Valentine heart can always use a few flowers.

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This one is a cushion with some felt flowers. Like the bead and red lace trim.

15. A heart of roses should always have a frame.

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Well, the roses are probably made of paper. But the frame is quite fancy.

16. Care for a Valentine’s Day heart necklace?

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The heart is made out of metal with gold wires containing pearls and jewel beads. So pretty.

17. You can use a few hearts on the wall.

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These consists of cloth hearts and felt roses glued on the samplers. Great for any home on V-Day.

18. Feel free to make a wreath of pink clothespins.

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Of course, you might have to paint the clothespins pin first. Though you have to admire the hearts, roses, and bow.

19. Count down to Valentine’s Day with this heart calendar.

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Though I can totally wait for Valentine’s Day. But this advent calendar is quite cute.

20. Anyone would fall in love with this button heart.

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And yes, it’s in a frame. Funny how all the red buttons are the same size and color.

21. How about a wreath of paper hearts?

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This one has hearts made of construction paper. While each heart has gold edging.

22. Grace your V-Day door with this pink bauble wreath.

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This one has baubles of different sizes. Like he pink butterflies. So pretty.

23. Don’t like wreaths? Show your love with this cork heart.

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Well, the corks of all different sizes. Says “Love” in red and white pipe cleaners.

24. Show your love on V-Day with these love blocks.

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Each of these is in a whimsical shape and pattern. While the “O” is a heart.

25. Serve your guests wine from this glitter bottle.

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Yes, this bottle is covered with glitter. And yes, the wine is still in it. Not sure why.

26. Show your love with this berry wreath.

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The berries are fake. The wooden letters say “Love”. Like the flower near the top best.

27. Step out on V-Day with this charm bracelet.

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This one has a some heart charms. Like the clastic crystal jewels.

28. Grace your door with this burlap heart wreath.

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Has a large burlap bow on it, too. A simple design for any rustic setting.

29. You’ll find plenty of hearts in this envelope.

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This one has a few hearts in different patterns. Includes berry branches as well.

30. Perhaps a heart stick wreath might suit you.

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Includes 3 hearts with woven basket patterns. Also consists of a large red bow.

31. A candle can use a few hearts.

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The hearts are pink with wires linking with each other. Hope they don’t burn up.

32. You can use a few hearts on a tulle wreath.

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Each of the tulle pieces are tied on the wreath. While the 3 hearts glitter.

33. Don’t like these? You might like this wall hanging.

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This one has a lot of ribbons. “Love” consists of black wires. Includes a glittery red heart.

34. Care for a heart of paper roses?

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The roses are of different sizes and colors. And all on a gray background.

35. Here we find love all framed.

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Well, each individual letter is framed. And all hanging on a ribbon to a window.

36. A heart can consist of a variety of buttons.

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These are all in different sizes and colors. And they’re all sewn on a plain pillow.

37. Greet your V-Day guests with this flowery yarn wreath.

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The flowers are made from felt. Like the colors on the wreath though.

38. A V-Day wreath should always consist of red roses.

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And they’re all arranged in a heart. I’m sure the roses are made from silk. So pretty.

39. You’ll get plenty of hugs and kisses from this ribbon wreath.

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The top consists of glitter hearts. The bottom consists of glitter “XOXO.”

40. Don’t like wreaths? Go with this wall hanging of hearts.

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Consists of 2 checked hearts. While plenty of small red hearts add some emphasis. Like the bow.

41. Grace your V-Day door with this fancy ribbon wreath.

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The ribbons mostly consists of bows. While it’s touched with a hollow red glitter heart.

42. Grace your V-Day table with this glittery basket.

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Has some paper bag strips inside. Like the glitter heart. So pretty.

43. Doily hearts always belong in a frame.

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Of course, they’re made of paper. Though I love the background and purple frame.

44. You might want some tree branches in a heart basket.

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Well, the basket has a wooden heart over it. While the basket has branches and berries inside.

45. Don’t like wreaths? Go with a simple glass panel and a heart.

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The heart is made out of yarn. While the panel and heart are held by a white bow.

46. You can always show love with flowers.

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The Letters are made from wood. While the “O” is a heart containing pink roses.

47. You can have love in a purple heart frame.

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Well, it says “LOVE” in a purple heart frame. Like the crown and pink roses. So pretty.

48. Declare your love on this Valentine’s Day with flowers.

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Well, the flowers are all in vases. 4 of them spell out “LOVE” in black letters.

49. A rustic wreath will suit you this Valentine’s Day.

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This one consists of gourds and berries. While a black heart sign says “Love” in the center.

50. A heart tulle wreath can really make an impression.

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You can see it consists of red, pink, and white pieces. Also includes ribbons and hearts.

51. Show love this Valentine’s Day with this wooden panel.

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This red panel says “LOVE” in white letters. The “O” consists of a heart with an arrow shot through it.

52. A burlap “Love” wreath is all you need.

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It’s in the shape of a heart, too. Great for rustic settings. So pretty.

53. A fancy heart can always use some flowers.

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Well, this one is in a fancy white frame and grapevine wreath Like the roses and bow. So lovely.

54. A V-Day wreath should always have a touch of gold.

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This one has gold baubles and ribbons. Also includes 2 hearts near the bottom.

55. A large V-Day heart can be quite festive.

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This one has bows and a large heart with pink spots. Also consists of bows and other festive trimmings.

56. Care for a heart rag wreath?

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This one has red, white, and pink strips all over a wire frame. Great for any rustic door. So pretty.

57. Put a ball of roses over a door frame.

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This are pink roses. Though I’m not sure I’d recommend you hang them on a door frame. It’s not mistletoe.

58. Show your love by saying it in blocks.

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Each is in pink, red, and white. And yes, they’ve got a bunch of popular V-Day sayings.

59. Don’t forget to put a flower on top of a gift box.

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This one is a paper with heart-patterned petals. Hell, the petals are even shaped like hearts.

60. Sweeten your Valentine’s Day with this sweetheart wreath.

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This one is wrapped with fibrous string with pearls. consists of white and pink roses and a banner spelling out “SWEET.”

61. A heart panel should always contain a few flowers.

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This one has some flowers painted. While some are made out cloth. Also decorated with pearls and lace.

62. How about a heart wreath made of roses?

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Well, the roses are hear are fake. Yet, they’re in all various shades of pink.

63. Nobody can resist these love bugs.

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These are made from styrofoam balls with black pipe cleaner antennae and appendages. Some are ladybugs and bees.

64. Got some striped straws? Make a display like this.

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The paper straws have red and white stripes. Some have pink. And they all radiate a single red heart.

65. How about a heart with lights.

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The lights are all set on a pink panel. Wonder how you turn it off or on. So lovely.

66. Perhaps you might prefer some laced hearts.

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These are in all different designs. A couple contain buttons, too. So lovely.

67. A Valentine’s Day wreath should always shine.

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This one seems like it’s straight from a party store. Has a heart in the center and a heart bow on top.

68. Feel free to use the key to this heart box.

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The heart box is silver with glitter on top. The key is tied with it using a red ribbon.

69. Care for a hanging heart cushion?

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This one has a heart of flowers printed in the center. Wonder how that’s possible.

70. You can’t celebrate Valentine’s Day without these heart trees.

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Well, the hearts are paper and act like branches and leaves. One even has hearts and keys on them.

71. A stair bannister should always have a garland of hearts.

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Well, these have hearts hanging from it. Most of them are made from cloth. So pretty when it lights up.

72. A V-Day decomesh wreath like this will surely suit you fine.

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Has some heart decorations on the left side. Many in red and pink glitter.

73. Show your love with this panel.

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Says “LOVE” in black letters. “O” is a red heart with wire hearts inside.

74. How about a garden of conversation hearts?

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Well, the fence and hearts are made out of wood. Great for an elementary school classroom.

75. Might want to put some hearts on a clothes line.

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The hearts are made from felt. A simple craft project for almost anyone, including kids.

76. A shiny heart can always light.

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This heart is covered with gold and silver sequins And yes, the lights do shine bright.

77. You’ll find plenty of hearts in this jar.

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Well, the hearts are plush and on sticks. But will last longer on your table than a conventional bouquet.

78. A heart wreath of crocheted roses must delight.

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Most of these are in red and pink. Perfect to hang over a window. So pretty.

79. Care for a wreath of roses?

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Most of the roses on this wreath are felt. And they’re all in shades of red, pink, and white. So pretty.

80. A white rose wreath has some added simplicity.

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This one is in a heart shape and is a grapevine. Also matches the door behind it.

81. Grace your V-Day door with a wreath of pom poms.

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It’s heart-shaped with pom poms in shades of pink and purple. You can even see a bit of how these are made.

82. Make this V-Day festive with a pink tulle wreath.

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There’s leopard print flowers on top. While a fancy designed heart sits at the bottom.

83. A white decomesh heart wreath might suit you.

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Has some decorations on the left side. Features, red hearts, pink flowers, and bow with hearts.

84. A cupcake liner wreath will always impress.

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This one has a flower on the bottom. It’s made out of cupcake liners and felt. So pretty.

85. Impress your sweetheart with this large rose heart.

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Okay the flowers are fake. While a gold arrow shoots through it. Yet, it’s in 2 shades of pink.

86. 2 hearts always beat as one.

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This one has roses aside of 2 glitter hollow hearts. Makes a great centerpiece.

87. If you like sewing, you’ll love this wall hanging.

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Since it consists of pink sewing stuff. Though you’ll find pink flowers in the center.

88. Give hugs and kisses with these panels.

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These consists of wooden X’s and O’s. The O’s are hearts and are wrapped with cloth.

89. A small tree can use some hearts.

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This one has plenty of heart ornaments in felt. And yes, there’s a large red heart on top. So pretty.

90. Care for a striped wooden heart?

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This one is white with pink stripes. Also contains a burlap bow.

91. Adorn yourself with some small crocheted flowers.

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These are red, pink, and purple roses. And I’m not sure if they’re used as a hairclip or pin.

92. This heart is quite stringy.

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Since it’s made from string on a red board. And yes, there’s a heart in the center.

93. A berry wreath might suit you fine.

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Okay, the berries are fake. Though I love the burlap bow with the heart.

94. A pink decomesh V-Day wreath will always suit you nicely.

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This one has silver and pink decorations. Like the silver heart near the top.

95. How about a V-Day wreath with all the trimmings?

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This one has a sign that says, “LOVE.” Also consists of flowers and hearts.

96. Keep your little one warm with these V-Day leg warmers.

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These are made from sleeves. As you can see, they also depict hearts.

97. You can play tic-tac-toe on this pillow.

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The X’s and hearts are made from felt. Perfect for keeping the kids busy.

98. Ever wonder what’s in this box?

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Well, it’s a V-Day box with a digital lock. So you can’t easily open it.

99. You might sleep well with this dreamcatcher.

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This one is purple with a heart. Even has hearts near the feathers. So pretty.

100. Bring in the festivity with this shiny heart bauble wreath.

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This one has some shiny stuff on the left. While the baubles cluster together on e right. So pretty. Love it.

Be Mine With These Valentine’s Day Treats (Sixth Edition)

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Now we come to the V-Day treats. Whether for a romantic dinner, party, or school, you’ll find plenty of heart shaped, red, or pink foods if you try to do a Google Image search. Of course, you can find heart-shaped candies at the store. Yet, that would take all the fun out of it. Over the years I’ve done these treat posts, I’ve seen plenty of hearty foods to impress one’s love. Mainly cakes, cookies, and other dessert platter goodies. But I’ve also seen other stuff as well. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of Valentine’s Day treats. Enjoy.

  1. You’ll find plenty of roses on these cookies.
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These have pink, red, and yellow roses that are so small you need a professional to make them in icing. But they do look nice on a platter.

2. You’ll find a heart on these square cookies.

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Not sure what the hearts are made of or if they’re even edible. But I love the intricate designs on the square cookies.

3. Wake up this V-Day with strawberries and cream donuts.

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These are heart-shaped donuts with strawberry icing. Great for any V-Day breakfast that’s hard on the arteries.

4. Hope you can dig in a peanut butter heart.

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These are covered with chocolate. Though you might have to eat it with a fork.

5. You’ll find berries in these V-Day sandwiches.

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I guess these are for dessert since they contain raspberries and cream cheese. Not sure what the hearts are made of.

6. You’ll find a lot of hugs and kisses on these macarons.

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The X’s and O’s are in gold. Great for any V-Day dessert platter.

7. These square V-Day cookies will warm your heart.

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Some contain hearts. Some don’t have them at all. But all must be professionally made as I can see it.

8. Show your love with this heart shaped blueberry cake.

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This one is in a heart shaped pan with a hole inside. Great for any V-Day dessert platter.

9. Kids would adore these Cheerios heart-shaped bars.

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They even contain V-Day M&Ms for color and flavor. Great for serving to school kids.

10. Pretzel hearts make a fine Valentine’s Day treat.

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These are all covered with chocolate and pink sprinkles on one side. Why that is, I have no idea.

11. Nobody can resist these cookie sandwiches.

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These have some jelly in between them. Also have heart-shaped chocolates on top.

12. You’ll find this cake all covered with hearts.

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The hearts are pink. While the edges are decked with small pink flowers. Not sure of the shiny pears are edible though.

13. You can decorate a red heart cookie in many different ways.

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You can see the the different designs like dots and sprinkles. Like the one with roses the best.

14. How about a V-Day ravioli pasta dish?

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This one is a heart-shaped lasagna. And yes, you have to serve it in parts.

15. Care for some fancy gingerbread hearts?

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These are professionally made obviously. But you have to love the lovely designs on them. So pretty.

16. You’ll find hearts coming out of these red cookies.

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Well, the hearts are white. Not sure if they’re edible. Great for any dessert platter on Valentine’s Day.

17. How about some heart tarts on sticks?

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These have filling in them. And you can eat them without a fork. But still use a plate.

18. On Valentine’s Day, pink heart cookies are the best.

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These are even covered in chocolate icing. Yet, all have pink designs like dots, hearts, and XO’s.

19. Want to profess your love? Say it with cookies.

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These are chocolate chip cookies covered with icing. Decorated with sugar stuff you find at the store.

20. Make sure your cupcakes have plenty of hugs and kisses.

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Each one has an X or O in red M&Ms. The O’s are shaped like hearts.

21. Nothing makes your V-Day like these cupcakes.

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Well, these are professionally made. But they’re decorated in many different ways.

22. You got to love these heart cookie sandwiches.

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Well, they have pink icing filling. While cookies have holes in them to make them seem like they’re professionally made.

23. Want some fruity yogurt bars?

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These are pink with hearts on them. Seem to be made from big Reese’s cup molds for some reason.

24. Want a large chocolate heart?

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Well, it’s mostly a white chocolate heart. Yet, it’s in a pot of V-Day M&Ms.

25. Grace your V-Day dessert platter with these cupcakes.

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Each of these has a red candy heart on top. Can have pink or white icing.

26. Heart muffins are great for your V-Day breakfast.

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These even have sprinkles on them. So they can appeal to the kids.

27. Rose cupcakes should always be in a heart.

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These are in reddish pink. One has a white heart on them. So pretty.

28. Perhaps you might want a chocolate cake with a powdered heart.

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I’m sure the white heart is made out of sugar. Makes a great feature on your V-Day dessert platter.

29. Care for some chocolate hearts?

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These are decorated with white or pink icing and chocolate drizzle. Some also have sprinkles.

30. Care for some hearty blueberry pie?

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This one has hearts on the crust that are on top of each other. Wonder how you can cut this. in equal slices.

31. You’ll find a heart inside these heart-shaped tarts.

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These have jelly inside. And yes, you have to put two of the hearts together.

32. How about some chocolate chip heart?

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This one is covered in chocolate icing. Great for any V-Day dessert platter.

33. Wake up to some V-Day pancakes.

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These have pink icing and raspberries on them. And yes, they’re chocolate with one on top of the other.

34. Care for a heart tart?

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This one has a heart made from strawberries and raspberries. And all on top of white icing.

35. These little cheese ball monsters just want your love.

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Well, they’re different from the other monsters I showed in a previous post because they have antennae of pasta. While the hearts on top are sprinkles. So cute.

36. Get a load of some pink heart Rice Krispie treats.

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They’re in a variety of shades and sizes. Some even have sprinkles on them.

37. Nothing makes V-Day like these strawberry ice cream sandwiches.

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Each of them has ice cream between 2 cookies. Decorated with Valentine’s Day sugar hearts.

38. You can decorate pink chocolate heart however you’d like.

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One has sprinkles. One has chocolate chip candies. One has both. And all on sticks.

39. You got to love a cupcake with a marshmallow heart.

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These have chocolate icing as well. While the marshmallow hearts are probably pink.

40. Nothing makes a V-Day party like jello hearts.

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And they’re all in cupcake wrappers. Make sure to ask your host if they contain alcohol before any kids get a hold of them.

41. These V-Day Oreos are an utter delight.

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These have chocolate icing and edible V-Day decorations. Some have hearts. Some have flowers.

42. These heart owl cookies are major hoot.

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These have candy eyes and noses. The eyes kind of resemble flowers. So adorable.

43. You can dip these breadstick hearts in some tomato sauce.

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Okay, these aren’t technically breadsticks since they’re heart-shaped. But they’re made from the same stuff as breadsticks.

44. Feast your eyes on these heart-shaped hand pies.

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Not sure what’s inside them. But they certainly don’t look like the pies you eat for dessert.

45. Munch on these heart sandwiches for your V-Day lunch.

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One of them has a window inside. Then again, these might be for dessert. Because I’m not sure if that’s lunch meat or icing.

46. How about a large strawberry heart?

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Well, it’s a heart cake decked with strawberries. But the icing appears to resemble whipped cream.

47. Nothing says love on Valentine’s Day like a couple of heart pizzas.

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One has hearts of pepperoni. The other says “Be Mine” in olives.

48. Perhaps you’d like these fancy heart cookies.

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Two of these have roses. One has an icing design to resemble lace. So pretty.

49. Some might prefer these V-Day ice cream cones.

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Okay, they’re actually ice cream cones with Rice Krispie treats on top. Draped with chocolate and a red candy piece on top.

50. It’s easy to give a kiss on a cupcake.

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I’m sure these lips are just candy that you need to unwrap. Yet, each of is covered with chocolate icing with heart candies.

51. Hope you enjoy these heart brownies.

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They’re also covered in V-Day sprinkles. Perfect for any V-Day dessert platter.

52. Help yourself to some of these Valentine heart cookies.

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These are covered in icing with some color mixed in. Laced with pink and blue icing.

53. Anyone could love these cupcakes.

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These are covered with candy cane icing. And yes, they spell out “LOVE.”

54. Speaking of cupcakes, you might want to celebrate V-Day with these.

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These are decked with a variety of images. Some have roses. Some have hearts. Some have both.

55. These Rice Krispie treats can start a conversation.

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They’re in several different colors with icing inscriptions. Yet. none will taste like anything resembling sugar chalk.

56. You’ll find an arrow in these heart brownies.

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Since Cupid shot through them. Still, the arrows aren’t edible. But they make a handy carrying stick.

57. Perhaps you might love a cake with strawberries.

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Well, this has strawberries all around it. The rest of it is decorated with sprinkles.

58. Care for a heart on a stick?

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These are sugar cookies covered with icing. While decorated with several kinds of sprinkles. Or not.

59. Want a pink fudge heart?

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Okay, they’re covered in sugar. Yet, I’m sure you’d love to take one of them. Or not.

60. You’ll fall in love with these cookies.

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These are covered in pink, yellow, and purple icing. Decorated with white drizzle and sprinkles.

61. You can never be too sweet with these heart cookies.

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These are covered with sugar. While each has a sugar heart in the center.

62. Anyone would love these chocolate heart cookies.

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Sure, they’re professionally made. But they’re nevertheless decorated with icing and in so many ways.

63. Have a slice of this heart pizza.

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Even has some pepperoni hearts. Not sure how to divide it in equal parts.

64. This Valentine’s Day, treat yourself to these love bug cupcakes.

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These are decked like ladybugs. Love the spots on their shells. Some even have hearts.

65. Care for a rose cupcake?

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These have roses on top of white icing. And even better, they’re chocolate.

66. Treat your guests this Valentine’s Day to an apple rose tart.

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These have apple slices shaped like roses. Not sure how big this is supposed to be.

67. Feel free to take one of these red velvet cookies.

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These have white chocolate hearts on them. Perfect for any V-Day dessert platter at any party.

68. Care for an ice cream sandwich?

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These are heart shape and have chocolate chip cookies with ice cream in between. Decorated with sprinkles.

69. These cookies will certainly start a conversation.

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These are covered with sayings and pastel icing. Bet they taste better than the real candies which are composed of sugar chalk.

70. Treat your guests to some hearty pizza.

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This seems like a more conventional pizza. And yes, it’s divided in slices.

71. You can’t go wrong with a sweetheart brownie.

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Well, it’s more of heart-shaped brownie sandwich. Has pink icing and sprinkles inside.

72. Entertain your V-Day guests with this red heart cake.

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This one has a white bow on it. Even has heart decoration on the white ribbon.

73. You’ll go to the dogs with these puppy love cookies.

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They’re heart shaped cookies meant to look like dogs. And yes, you’ll find them adorable.

74. Care to hold some love in a jar.

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Okay, these are cookies. But each is pink with hearts inside.

75. You’ll go bug-eyed with these cupcakes.

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2 of these have ladybugs. One has a bee. And yes, they’re made from candy.

76.  Nothing makes a romantic dinner like a couple of shrimp kabobs.

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This is a restaurant promotion. Yet, the shrimp are in hearts on sticks.

77. You’ll want to have one of these lovestruck pancakes.

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Yes, it’s in an emoji. But you have to admire the hearts in the eyes.

78. Care for a heart shaped sandwich?

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That’s the fanciest sandwich I’ve ever seen. Covered with red pepper bits. Flower is made from a hard-boiled egg.

79. Want to know your fortune?

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This is a pink fortune cookie covered with red heart. Not sure what it says inside.

80. Nothing says Valentine’s Day like a wreath of lovebirds.

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The lovebirds are made from string cheese. And yes, they’re so adorable. Love it.

The Wonderful World of Vintage Valentines (Seventh Edition)

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Now that we’re past Martin Luther King Day, we come to Valentine’s Day. Of course, this involves many people to exchange valentines. Kids give theirs to classmates. Adults give them to their sweethearts. Of course, you’ll find plenty of motifs on them like sentiments of heartfelt love, hearts, Cupid, and other images. Yet, there are some old valentines out there that defy explanation. Some that have cutesy images but suggestive puns. And those that surely wouldn’t fly nowadays. Anyway, for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of terrible vintage Valentines.

  1. “To My Valentine: I believe in freedom of the press.”
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Let’s hope he asked for consent first. Still, the guy seems rather excited to embrace his girlfriend. Guess he can’t wait to get it on.

2. “I ‘mascara’ lot for you…”

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Meaning she likes you so much that she’ll apply tons of makeup to look like Tammy Faye Bakker. Or something like that.

3. This seems like a real sausage fest.

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Yeah, I know there’s a suggestive pun behind this. Yet, the girl seems to like what she sees.

4. This couple gives a whole new meaning to “tossed salad.”

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“Tossed salad” is a slang term relating to sex. Also, the carrot is the guy, obviously.

5. Any girl would like a cat who could play piano.

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But apparently, she’s hiding in the spinet. Kind of screwed up if you ask me.

6. Speaking of cats, this one’s throwing herself toward this boy.

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Yes, I know this is screwed up. But given the cat’s a giant who can tear the boy to pieces, I’m not sure how he’ll be able to say no.

7. Want to get your man? Lure him with treats.

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Not sure if the boy’s looking at her or the food. Also, she’s wearing a rather short skirt. Wonder why.

8. This firefighter cat’s burning for you.

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Apparently, he’s also got a rather suggestive stare going on like he’s hungry for something. And it’s not food. While he’s holding the hose over his shoulder.

9. “The future would appear so fine, if you would be my Valentine!”

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Is the boy using a telescope to look at the stars or stalking his sweetheart? If the latter, what the hell’s the girl doing beside him? I’d really like to know that.

10. “I need something permanent – It might as well be you!”

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Okay, the message isn’t too bad. But considering we live in the 21st century, this hasn’t aged well. Sure she’s getting her hair done. But such contraption has been used for sinister purposes in a lot of science fiction more times than I can count.

11. “Who wouldn’t BLOW a guy like you, my valentine.”

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The word “blow” has several meanings. But in this context, it could either mean “kiss,” or a “blow job.” Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s the latter.

12. This wolf is only hungry for love.

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Yes, he’s certainly well-dressed. But despite that male wolves mate for life and make great dads in the wild, being seen as a “wolf” in human society, isn’t really a compliment.

13. “I get a BANG out of you, valentine. Please be mine.”

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Yes, the message is suggestive. But the bear lighting a firecracker isn’t really a smart idea either.

14. Don’t bat about love to this witch.

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Cause if you do, she will put a curse on you that you might not be able to shake off. Also, she could turn you into a toad or simply kill you. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

15. This hotdog is frankly crazy about his valentine.

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And yes, I’m sure it’s a guy. Because, hotdogs are also known as “wieners.” Nothing to suggest here. Not.

16. Man, Cupid can be very nasty with people’s hearts.

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Since he’s got a heart cooking over a camp fire. Hope he doesn’t intend to eat it later. Oh, wait, he’s munching on it right now.

17. “You’re a good egg! Hope you’ll be my valentine!”

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Yes, these are egg people with limbs. And yes, it’s kind of disturbing if you ask me. Hope they don’t end up scrambled.

18. This apple loves her valentine to the core.

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Of course, being a core means he was once an apple who’s been considerably eaten. But she loves him anyway.

19. If this wolf won’t be your valentine, he’ll blow your house down.

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Of course, being a core means he was once an apple who’s been considerably eaten. But she loves him anyway.

20. Train engineer has eyes for a certain passenger.

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Note how the girl’s showing her legs while sitting on her suitcase. Still, guy needs to keep his eyes on the track at all times.

21. A foxy guy knows what kind of catch you’d be.

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He seems to be looking through the weeds. Nothing creepy about that. Oh, wait, that’s basically stalking.

22. The Big Bad Wolf wants to be Little Red Riding Hood’s valentine.

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So basically the wolf breaking in her grandma’s house, eating her and wearing her clothes was a bad way to handle rejection. Seriously, this valentine is so messed up.

23. “I’m fit to be tied so….be my Valentine!”

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For one, cowboys and Indians weren’t a thing. Also, this valentine seems to make light of Indian atrocities, which is pretty disturbing.

24. “You’re a good skate, Valentine.”

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Though I’m sure any love between these 2 might be strongly one-sided. Given the guy wants to get the hell out. While the girl is like “what gives?”

25. A black girl reads the cards.

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Okay, she’s depicted in a rather offensive racist stereotype. Yeah, not exactly one you’d send to a black person.

26. “You’re just my speed, BIG BOY, an’ I’m sure gonna hold on tight!”

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Girl’s giving a guy a rather suggestive look on that tricycle. Thus, giving the message a rather dirty double meaning.

27. “You’re the model for me. Be my Valentine.”

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This one seems to defy all sense of logic. The frames are hollow. While the painter has a paintbrush like he’s about to paint. How’s that possible?

28. “I aim to tame you, Valentine!”

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Granted, he’s a lion tamer. Yet, he’s got a whip with him. Either he’s using that to subdue his love or he’s into BDSM. Please let it be the latter.

29. “I’d like to haunt you, Valentine.”

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Though this seems less like you’d see in Ghost, and more like you’d see in Harry Potter when Moaning Myrtle shows up. But without the bathroom fixtures in the background.

30. This bear isn’t a bad skate, is he?

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Yet, note that the ice isn’t very sturdy since there’s a hole somewhere. Only a matter of time till the bear falls in.

31. “Warm the ‘COCKLES’ of my heart by being my valentine.”

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The worm seems to have a human face as a rooster towers over it. Not happy where this is heading.

32. “Let’s strike up a match, Valentine!”

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Keep in mind, they’ll probably burn to a crisp. Not to mention, all the other matches in the packet.

33. “To my Valentine, say Yes.”

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Cupid’s whispering in the woman’s ear. While the guy’s looking at the woman’s back and thinking, “Dat ass.” Though I’m sure she’s got her bustle on.

34. “My heart is like a time bomb…”

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Basically ready to burst at any minute. Man, you need to see a doctor. Or the bomb squad.

35. “I’m MUD about you, Valentine!”

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This one just has a flower over a smiling puddle of mud. Not sure how they conduct their relationship.

36. You’d have to have good luck with one’s valentine.

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Yet, getting hit on the head by a giant horseshoe, not so much. Seriously, you might want to see a doctor about that.

37. She’s so cute even the flies love her.

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To be fair, she’s holding toast spread with jelly. Still, you don’t want to attract flies in any capacity.

38. No one likes me. Well, I’ll just eat worms.

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How the hell is this a valentine? Also, who the hell eats worms? That’s disgusting.

39. One’s valentine is the light of their life.

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Here the cat has a pack of matches and a cigarette. Great way to be a good example to the kids. Not.

40. You’d think Bon Jovi received this valentine.

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This one has an arrow through a pillow. And yet, it looks as if it’s bleeding. What the hell?

41. “Picking on you to be my valentine.”

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That doesn’t seem to be a good message. Also, the monkey imagery doesn’t seem to help much. Since they fling feces at each other.

42. “I’ll slave for you, Valentine.”

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Sad how they make a guy willing to do all the chores as a pathetic loser. But to me, it’s an offer worth considering.

43. Lixie loves her candy sticks.

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Though I wonder if she likes something else. Given her suggestive grin at those sticks.

44. He’d like his valentine as a steady diet.

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I understand he wants her as his valentine. But the message can also be suggestive of cannibalism in another point of view.

45. He wants to cement his love.

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Yet, he comes with a mixer. Kind of driving the point too close to home. Seriously, we associate cement with Jimmy Hoffa and the mafia for God’s sake.

46. Don’t mind the jerk at the soda counter.

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The soda jerk guy kind of reminds me of a creepy doll in some horror movie. The girl seems like she’s not wanting his attention either.

47. We go together like leeks and fish.

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Kind of a rather odd pairing. But as long as they have a good relationship, who’s stopping them.

48. “To my Pin-Up Valentine.”

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This alien seems like he’s got some ill intent on his mind. Doesn’t help he’s got gold ears that resemble car horns.

49. Condiment vegetables always belong together.

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Take pickles and cucumbers. Though the pickle is the guy for obvious reasons we best not get into.

50. This cat always prefer girls with cute curls.

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Yeah, I know it seems rather strange. Nonetheless, the girl’s wearing a skimpy outfit and the cat seems to like what he sees. Or is it a dog?

Fall in Love with These Valentine’s Day Craft Projects (Fourth Edition)

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Moving on, we go onto Valentine’s Day crafts. Though many people usually don’t deck their home with V-Day decorations, you’ll find plenty of them at any store you go to. So someone must be buying them. However, while some might buy V-Day decorations, some tend to make their own. Of course, given that Valentine’s Day pertains to love, plenty of these décor tend to have hearts along with red and pink. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of Valentine’s Day craft projects to love. Enjoy.

  1. For those rustic types, a burlap wreath will suit your fancy.
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Has 3 red flowers and the word “Love” in red. Perfect for any front door.

2. You might want this dispenser for hugs and kisses.

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It’s made from glass bowl and flower pot. Contains hearts in the bottom.

3. Feel free to hang a wreath of ribbons to your door.

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It’s made from decomesh with heart ribbons all over it. While a red heart is smack in the middle.

4. Perhaps you’d like a curtain of hearts.

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Just consists of string and paper hearts. Quite easy a child could make it.

5. A wooden heart will show you love is kind.

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Just as you see it says, “Love is Kind.” Also has a rag garland across it.

6. Your house will always stand out in a tulle wreath.

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Has some white flowers near the top. While a pink ribbon holds it up.

7. A red heart should always sparkle.

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Has some black branches along with red and silver ribbons. Will look well on any front door.

8. Grace your table on this heart doily.

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It’s a pink crocheted heart with a flower on top. Seems big enough to use as a coaster.

9. A pink heart has to glitter on a wreath.

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It’s a decomesh wreath with 3 pink flowers. Perfect for V-Day. So pretty.

10. You can make a pretty heart in rags.

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This rag wreath uses strips of red, white, and pink. It’s hung by a pink and red ribbon in a bow.

11. A heart wreath should always be filled with red roses.

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The roses are most likely made out of paper or silk. But it’s nonetheless beautiful.

12. Who wouldn’t love these 2 bunnies?

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These rabbits wear crowns and hold hearts. So adorable.

13. A glittering red heart should be emphasized in black.

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This decomesh wreath has a heart in the center with red and black ribbons. It’s a kind of wreath any guest would love.

14. Curl up on your couch with this heart pillow.

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Well, it’s white with a large pink heart. And it’s made from cloth strips sewn together.

15. No sweetheart can refuse a wreath like this.

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It’s a tulle wreath with the words “Be Mine” on it. Has hearts and a pink rose on the right side.

16. With this envelope, you can receive Valentines at the door.

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This is made out of felt as far as I see. Though I’m sure it’ll be used as a school project at some point.

17. A pink wreath covered with roses is just as nice.

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The roses are all made out of tissue paper. While a pink ribbon graces the top.

18. A Valentine’s wreath should be infested with flowers.

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Well, the flowers are similar to what you’d find in a cemetery (fake). Though it has a couple of hearts.

19. Show your love with this heart box.

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Well, it has a photo of some couple. Decorations consist of jewels and a Cupid face.

20. Perhaps you’d like a wreath of roses.

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It consists of red and pink flowers which are surely fake. But it’s rather pretty nonetheless.

21. There’s nothing you can’t love about V-Day blocks.

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Has sayings like “Be Mine,” “Love,” and “Kiss Me.” In red, pink, and white.

22. For those with rustic tastes, you might like this heart wreath.

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Well, those white flowers can be quite small. Also is hung with a brown burlap bow.

23. This heart is a real patchwork.

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Wonder if it’s a pot holder or a coaster. Though it’s trimmed in red.

24. Nothing makes Valentine’s Day like a love box.

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Even has a wedding picture. Includes hearts on each side.

25. You’ll receive lots of Valentines in this mailbox.

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It’s covered with hearts on the side. Love the flag on this, too.

26. A simple yarn wreath is always fitting.

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This one has some purple and red roses on the bottom. While the wreath’s covered in white yarn.

27. A V-Day wreath should have a lot of hearts.

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Particularly if they’re pink and red on a decomesh one. Touched with a red bow.

28. Perhaps you’d like a heart wreath with a lot of tiny roses.

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I know they’re fake. Still, the tiny roses are nonetheless beautiful.

29. Feel free to receive Valentines from this pillow.

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Well, at least the felt red heart. So curl up if you can.

30. Don’t forget to put some hearts on sticks.

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The hearts are made out of glittered paper. There’s also a pink “XoXo” near the pitcher.

31. With some baubles, your Valentine’s Day can certainly shine.

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Includes a heart garland with a heart and key. Though the baubles seem to add a rather winter or Christmasy touch.

32. A pink yarn wreath can be especially festive.

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This one has some hearts along with red, white, and pink flowers. Perfect for any V-Day door.

33. You can never have too many hearts on a heart wreath.

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This is a decomesh with a heart design in the center. And yes, it’s made from foam hearts.

34. Don’t like wreaths? Try this V-Day hanging.

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The bow is quite elaborate. Has a heart dangling from the center.

35. Have a romantic dinner with a candle holder with hearts.

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These have hearts along the top. While the bottom contains rose petals.

36. You can always say it with flowers.

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Or a wreath made out of flowers. Wonder if these are orchids or at least the red ones.

37. Keep warm this Valentine’s Day with a quilt of patchwork hearts.

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Each heart is unique in its own way. Perfect for keeping warm on a cold February day.

38. Perhaps your sweetheart would enjoy pink carnations.

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Contains pink beans in the vase. So you can tell the flowers are fake. Makes a great centerpiece.

39. This pinecone wreath will tug at your heart strings.

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Don’t forget to spray paint them in red. Includes pink leaves and other trimmings.

40. Show someone you love them with this glittery heart box.

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I’m sure you’ll need plenty of glitter paint for this. But it’s quite lovely.

41. Might want to sew some hearts on some hoops.

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Well, these are embroidery hoops. One has roses. The other has buttons.

42. You can always send a message with a glittery notebook.

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It says “Love” on the cover. So let your sweetheart write some message of love. Or not.

43. A pink wreath can use a few flowers.

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This heart wreath is covered with pink ribbon. Love the flowers.

44. You’ll always have a heart with these rustic candle holders.

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One of them has a heart inside. Perfect for any cabin.

45. You can always show love with paper roses.

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Each of them are different sizes and colors. And they’re against a tan background.

46. Count down to Valentine’s Day with this pillow.

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Each heart pocket has a candy inside. And you can put it on your couch.

47. Nothing makes Valentine’s Day like a feathered heart wreath.

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Well, it’s mainly made from white feathers. As hearts across it.

48. You can’t leave conversation hearts out of a V-Day bouquet.

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Though you’ll have to start since they’re no longer selling them. Still, the flowers are pretty.

49. Two barbed wire hearts are better than one.

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Yet, remember barbed wire isn’t something kids should work with. Nonetheless, like the white bows.

50. Sometimes a V-Day throw pillow is all you need.

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This one is white with a red heart. Perfect to have on the couch.

51. Grace your V-Day table with some pink and red tulips.

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The vase contains V-Day M&M’s. While the tulips are most likely fake since they don’t bloom until springtime.

52. Grace a red berry heart wreath on your V-Day door.

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Kind of gives a rather naturalistic look to it. The boughs even have leaves, too.

53. Slip into a pair of conversation heart leggings.

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People seem attached to these chalk hearts for some reason. Still, it confounds me since they don’t have much taste to them.

54. A decomesh heart wreath will always stun visitors.

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This heart shaped wreath must be made out of wire or grapevine. Includes pink hearts and springs.

55. Say something special with these V-Day pencils.

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Mostly consists of pencils with pipe cleaner shapes. Very simple for kids to make.

56. A blue wood heart should include 2 roses.

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Well, the wood and roses are fake. But it’s nonetheless stunning to see.

57. On V-Day, love is all you need.

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Well, it’s a berry wreath with the Beatles lyric in a red frame. Like the black and white flowers.

58. May a dove carry the key to your heart.

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Actually this is a cloth heart depicting a dove. Has lace in the background.

59. Hearts can come in any size.

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These glitter hearts sit on a shelf. Love the purple one the best though.

60. This Valentine’s Day curl up with a heart pillow.

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These pillows aren’t in the traditional colors. but you have to love the flowers. So pretty.

61. Perhaps these letters will spell it out for you.

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The letters in the frames all spell love. While each frame is fancy and is sprayed painted with a different color.

62. Feel free to put anything in this V-Day sack.

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This is crocheted. While the sack is small. Still, got to have a heart.

63. Keep yourself cozy with this Valentine’s Day pillow.

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This one has a crocheted heart. Perfect for a couch or bed.

64. Care to light up this heart?

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This is supposed to be a photo booth prop. Though it can double as a wreath as well. Wonder if it actually lights up. Probably not.

65. A V-Day snow globe should always have a heart.

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This one mostly consists of a jar, snow stuff, and hearts. Seems rather simple to make.

66. This wooden heart can brighten anyone’s Valentine’s Day.

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Has white and red stripes. Love the flowers though.

67. On Valentine’s Day, spell it out on the ladder.

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Spells “Love” with a letter at each rung. While each rung features a vase of flowers.

68. Light up your home with this heart lamp.

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Contains a candle under the heart arch. Also includes berry branches in red and white.

69. Show your valentine love with a tulip wreath.

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The tulips are fake for obvious reasons. Hung by a large white bow.

70. Sometimes it helps to have the heart on the inside.

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You’d think it was a wreath within a wreath. And you’d be right.

71. Someone must’ve shot through this large pink heart of flowers.

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The flowers are in 3 shades of pink, by the way. Great for hanging in the window for all to see.

72. There’s always another way to make hearts go around.

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These are from a card suite. Each one has strips of cloth next to it.

73. Celebrate Valentine’s Day by showing your love in lights.

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This one has a red heart. And yes, these light up like you wouldn’t believe.

74. Grow your plants in these V-Day pots.

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Sure, they don’t contain any flowers. But you have to love the puns.

75. Love is always best expressed with flowers.

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This one has matching pink roses around the “O” in “love.” So pretty.

76. Yarn hearts go well on a yarn wreath.

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Well, the hearts have yarn wrapped around them. One even has an arrow through it.

77. Give your little love bug a pair of V-Day booties.

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They’re crocheted with hearts on top. So cute.

78. Adorn this fancy heart brooch this Valentine’s Day.

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This one has golden crocheted lace. Love the pearls on it though.

79. For a more tame wreath, try red burlap.

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This one has hearts on the ribbon near the bottom. Love the zigzag bow on top.

80. In this frame, you’ll find plenty of hanging hearts.

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This one has plenty of plastic hearts and beads hanging. And yes, the frame is quite fancy.

81. Perhaps you might want to try a button wreath.

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The buttons are all pink and of all sizes. While it’s hung by a chain.

82. You’ll find hearts all over this V-Day wreath.

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Some are glittering. While some have polka dots. There are even a few love bugs, too.

83. It takes many pink hearts to make a wreath.

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This one is made from wood matching the ladder, or so it seems. While it’s topped with a pale pink bow.

84. You can fit plenty of hearts inside goblet.

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Well, doesn’t seem what I had in mind but, okay. Still, not sure how many glittering hearts you can fit inside them.

85. Anyone would want a Valentine’s Day heart wreath with ribbons.

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The ribbons have all kinds of patterns as well. But the striped bow on top stands out.

86. Got an old window? Make a mirror out of it.

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This one has a couple of hearts in the middle. So lovely, isn’t it?

87. There are plenty of hugs and kisses on this pillow.

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The pillow has XO’s on it. While the fringe is quite interesting.

88. This wreath will certainly start a conversation.

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These consist of conversation hearts. Or conversation hearts made from wood and painted.

89. Keep your wine in these bags of hearts.

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These have pink hearts stitched on them. Perfect for a romantic evening.

90. Sometimes it’s sweet to start simple.

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This is a simple hoop wreath. Includes flowers and tree slices saying X or O.

91. Perhaps you’d prefer a red sweater wreath.

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This is a red felt wreath with flowers. Like the pearl centers, too.

92. These conversation heart rings have plenty to say.

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You can have them say anything you want. Yet, you can’t buy the real candies though.

93. This Valentine’s Day, let your love grow.

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This one spells “LOVE” with each letter in a flower pot. Also has hearts rising from them, too.

94. Curl up on the couch with one of these heart pillows.

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Available in red, pink, and white. The white one is especially shiny.

95. Nothing’s sweeter than a heart of roses.

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This one is made within a picture frame. Like the intricate design.

96. You can’t have a heart wreath without roses.

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This one only has roses on one side. Yet, the bouquet is tied with a burlap bow.

97. A red felt heart can always be fancy.

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This one has pearls laced in them. While it’s held up by a white ribbon and a rose.

98. A yarn wreath can always be framed.

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Helps if it’s against some sheet music. Wonder what the song is.

99. Welcome your guests with a heart wreath that shimmers and shines.

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This one is covered in jewelry, buttons, and pearls. Love the golden bow. So lovely.

100. Perhaps this purple jeweled wreath will suit your fancy.

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Now that’s more like it. Love the beautiful jewelry on it. Wouldn’t mind having this.

Be Mine With These Valentine’s Day Treats (Fifth Edition)

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Of course, since Valentine’s Day pertains to love and romance, food must make an entrance somehow. Whether it’s a romantic dinner like the one above or a dessert platter with hearts, you’ll find plenty of hearty delights to suit your fancy. Though I have to disappoint that the maker of those sweethearts has gone out of business. However, I don’t really think it’s a big loss since they’re heart-shaped chalk pieces with added sugar. Nonetheless, there’s always the box of chocolates. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of treats for Valentine’s Day. Enjoy.

  1. Try some of these sweet pink Marcarons.
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All of these have sweet red hearts on them. The wrappers are optional.

2. Your dog would enjoy these heart flowers.

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Yes, they’re dog treats for Valentine’s Day. I know how much people love their pets. Though sometimes I think their affinity may go overboard.

3. Anyone could love these heart cookie sandwiches.

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Each of these have heart sprinkles in the filling. And yes, you cut the cookies from the roll if you want hearts on them.

4. You’ll find a heart in this tart.

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Well, the heart is a tart, too. Also has heart crusts apart from it as well.

5. Care for a hearty cinnamon twist?

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Even comes with some pink cocoa to wash it down with. And let’s hope the twists don’t have raisins.

6. Have a bite of these hearty jello bars.

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Seems to come in a few layers such as cheese cake and cookie. Make sure to keep it chill for the party.

7. You won’t be without heart in these kiwi slices.

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Yes, they put hearts in these. Not sure what the hearts are made of though.

8. Want some raspberries on that chocolate cake?

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This one doesn’t use icing. Since the hearts are imprinted on the flower on top.

9. Some heart cookies just have fancy trimmings.

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These have icing lace and roses. Still, you have to admire the pink floral icing.

10. Nothing makes a Valentine’s Day party like some heart pizza.

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You can even put some basil on it. Nonetheless, the pepperoni hearts bring it a lot of charm.

11. These heart cookies are all spots.

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The spots are all different colors and sizes. And yes, they’re professionally made.

12. Cheesecake hearts make for a romantic dessert.

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They’re made into hearts and are covered in raspberries. Perfect for a Valentine’s Day meal.

13. Nobody can resist a Valentine’s Day cupcake like this.

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Consists of a heart on top of icing and an Oreo cookie. You can put it in a cup if you want.

14. Perhaps you’d like some rosy cupcakes.

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Well, these have pink roses in icing that take nearly the whole cupcakes surface. So pretty.

15. Care for some blueberry pancakes for a Valentine’s Day breakfast?

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Well, these are supposed to be blueberry almond. Like the heart shape butter piece.

16. You can’t help but love these chocolate heart cupcakes.

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They’re shaped like hearts and covered with icing. Some may even have sprinkles.

17. Heart rice crispy treats should always be red.

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Each of these is decorated in white icing. Like the one with drizzle swirls.

18. Hearts will abound for your little one over this V-Day lunch.

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Consists of hearts with the fruit, veggies, and starch. So cute.

19. These heart cookies come with lace and dots.

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Well, they have lace in the edges and red dots. Professionally made but delightful.

20. You always have to get two large hearts on a Valentine Day cake.

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The cake is pink with 2 tiers. While the hearts and swirls are in front.

21. No V-Day is complete for a kid without a bento lunch.

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Each has a sandwich and heart strawberries. So adorable.

22. Please your sweethearts with this cupcake set.

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Each of these has a V-Day scene. Like the lock and key one the best.

23. These Rice Krispie treats are covered in hearts.

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Well, the heart sprinkles are over the drizzle. Seems rather simple to make.

24. Little heart beets always go with a V-Day salad.

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Comes with carrot peels and iceberg lettuce. You can also douse it with dressing in a heart.

25. Would you like a pancake sandwich heart?

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There’s Nutella in the filling. Served with raspberries and flour.

26. Hearts on stick always belong on a cake.

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The hearts are cookies in red icing. While the cake is covered in white.

27. Nothing makes Valentine’s Day like a couple of strawberry lady bugs.

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They even have signs up. While they’re decked in chocolate. So cute.

28. A heart cake will always inspire love.

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This one features hearts in pink and red. So pretty. Love it.

29. How about a heart cake covered in pink?

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This one is iced to look like a flower. And in a heart for love.

30. Would you like a piece of a heart cheesecake?

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These are covered in cherry and blueberry sauces. While each are sprinkled with coconut.

31. A cake bar should have 2 hearts.

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It’s red velvet with red flakes on icing. While the hearts are also made out of icing.

32. Feel free to take a heart sandwich.

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Many of these have strawberries inside. While they’re all arranged along a rose.

33. Sweetheart cheesecakes always make for a sweet treat.

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Sure these conversation hearts aren’t around. But the cheesecake versions will taste better.

34. You may decorate a chocolate heart cake any way you want.

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One has M&Ms and sprinkles on pink icing. The other just has icing and sprinkles.

35. You’ll find flowers on these heart cookies.

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Sure the flowers may not be roses. But they’re certainly quite beautiful.

36. Feel free to get these shot-through hearts.

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These are cake bites shaped like hearts and covered in pink and white icing. The sticks are shaped like arrows.

37. Conversation heart marshmallows are a simple treat.

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Oh, wait, you may not be able to make these. Or at least after this year.

38. There’s nothing you can’t love about these chocolate heart cakes.

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Two say “love” while one has pink and white stripes with a chocolate heart.

39. These V-Day bites will warm your heart.

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You could have em’ in white or red. Either way, you’ll probably find some kind of cake or candy filling.

40. Impress your guests with these Valentine’s Day cupcakes.

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Each of these has a heart or a flower on it. So pretty.

41. Conversation heart cakes will get anyone talking.

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Each of these has chocolate icing and a heart. And I’m sure the hearts are better than the real candy.

42. Nothing can be more lovely than these pastry bites.

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These have hearts and roses on them. the pink ones even have sugar on the edges.

43. Nothing makes Valentine’s Day memorable like these heart cookies.

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Each of these has a fruit filling in them. Perfect for any V-Day party.

44. These V-Day cakes are all the rage.

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These come in circle, flower and heart shapes. While they’re decked with icing, raspberries, and sprinkles.

45. Like Oreos? Try these heart sandwiches.

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This one has Oreo bits in the cake batter. While the filling contains pink icing.

46. These owl V-Day cake pops are a real hoot.

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These are supposed to be “Owl Love You Forever” cake pops. So cute.

47. A heart cake should always be surrounded by flowers.

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Each of these cupcakes has pink and white roses. While the heart is pink with 3 roses on the side.

48. Pretzel hearts make a fine Valentine’s Day snack.

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These consist of heart pretzels and red chocolate. Real simple to make.

49. There’s nothing sweeter on V-Day than these cookies.

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These have cute little sayings on them. Some of them even consist of animals.

50. Care for a strawberry rose?

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Since the roses are made out of strawberries. While the dirt made out of pudding and Oreos.

51. This heart jello cake makes an ideal V-Day treat.

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Then again, they might be made out of candy. Yet, the top is sprinkled with coconut, beads, and smaller hearts.

52. There’s more to love with these V-Day cupcakes.

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Consists of letters, lips, and a flying heart. All on top of butter cream icing.

53. Perhaps you’d want a rose on your cupcake.

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Though the roses are red and made out of icing. While the cake is red velvet.

54. Hope you have a heart for these cookies.

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The hearts have fruit filling in them. And you can use gingerbread man cookie cutters for them, too.

55. a heart cake always needs strawberry slices.

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The slices are arranged in a flower. While the rest of the cake’s covered with sprinkles.

56. Don’t know how to tell your sweetheart you love them? Say it in a cake.

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Then again, you might have to evaluate how serious you are before you get the cake. Still, love the icing roses.

57. Perhaps a V-Day cookie cake will suit your fancy.

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Says “you & me” in pink and white icing. Like the hearts and pink snowflakes.

58. Want some pink heart pudding?

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These are cups with chocolate crusts. And yes, each has heart sprinkles inside.

59. Brighten anyone’s Valentine’s Day with these donuts.

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Each of these has their own design. Some have hearts. Some have stripes and sayings.

60. A chocolate heart can always enhance any treat.

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While these cupcakes have chocolate icing and heart sprinkles. Must be delicious.

61. Heart grilled cheese will delight you as a V-Day lunch.

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Well, these are mini grilled cheese sandwiches. Still they contain other things, too.

62. Two hearts beat as one on this V-Day loaf cake slice.

The pink hearts are in there. Not sure how this person did it though. Seriously, cake filling like that baffles me.

63. Would you like a chocolate rose?

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Of course, you’d have to be an expert chocolatier to make these. But they’re nonetheless beautiful.

64. Got leftover candy canes from Christmas? Make chocolate hearts out of them.

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Each have a conversation heart on them. While they’re also decked with sprinkles.

65. Would you like some conversation hearts on a stick?

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Seems like they don’t say much. But they’re probably made from some pastel chocolate.

66. I’m sure this little honey bee will taste as sweet.

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It’s called “Honey Bee…My Valentine.” While the bee is made out of a Twinkie.

67. Small heart cheesecakes are always a delight.

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Each of these have chocolate with pink hearts on top. While the cheese cake part is pink, too.

68. Grace your dessert platter with these pink heart cookies.

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These have beautiful designs with flowers and hearts. So pretty.

69. A Valentine Day’s cake can never be without a heart.

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The heart is pink with icing in shades of pink. So lovely.

70. You’d find plenty of hugs and kisses on these cupcakes.

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Consists of x’s and o’s on a red velvet cake. Perfect for any V-Day party.

71. The hearts should always come on top of a tall cake.

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Consists of 2 tiers with ribbons and hearts on each. Love this.

72. You’ll have a conversation with these heart cakes.

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These have sprinkles on the bottom. But at least they probably don’t taste like chalk.

73. Sometimes you might want a creamy heart in a cupcake.

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These are red velvet with cream inside. Yet, each is in a heart shape.

74. These chocolate heart cupcakes should delight.

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The hearts are made from cake. As they sit on top of pink icing and sprinkles.

75. Perhaps you might want a more elegant V-Day dessert during a romantic evening.

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IT’s a chocolate heart cake with raspberries. Includes drizzle and whipped cream.

76. Feel free to take one from this V-Day snack tray.

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All of these are in a heart shape. Includes cheese, ham, crackers, and cucumber slices.

77. You can always say it in cookies.

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It says, “I love you” in cookie and red icing. Note make sure you don’t be creepy about presenting these to your sweetheart.

78. Serve your guests on V-Day with this snack mix.

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Well, you have to add some pink stuff and hearts. And yes, includes some pink waffle cookie triangles.

79. Nothing says love like fudge brownies.

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Has a chocolate heart on each square. While it’s all decorated iwth sprinkles.

80. Anyone would love to eat these little honeybee cookies.

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These are chocolate covered Oreos as bees. So adorable.

The Wonderful World of Vintage Valentines (Sixth Edition)

swallow-clipart-graphicsfairy012bIn January, you often see stores stashed with Valentine’s Day gifts, cards, and decorations. Because let’s just say after one cash cow holiday is over, retail chains just latch onto the next. Though some do use Martin Luther King Jr.’s birthday to sell stuff, which goes against the great civil rights leader’s legacy. Anyway, one tradition of Valentine’s Day is exchanging valentines filled with sentiments of love. Though some people may hold nostalgia for some of these vintage cards. Yet, do a Google search and you’ll find that many of these valentines aren’t as wholesome as many would remember. Sure they might have cutesy images. But the words can also be double entendres as well as convey some unsettling messages. While some may depict inappropriate imagery entirely. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another treasury of crazy vintage valentines. Enjoy.

  1. Happy Valentine’s Day from the fish and the leek.
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I have no idea what these two have to do with each other. Makes The Shape of Water seem comparatively tame.

2. “I’m grinding out the wish that’s my heart.”

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Featuring a meat grinder in any valentine isn’t really a good idea. Seriously it makes the kid seem like a budding psychopath.

3. “Like mustard on a weenie, I’d go good with you. So be my little valentine, no one else will do!”

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The girl apparently seems impressed by the size of the, uh, hotdog. Seriously, I know the dirty implications of “weenie.”

4. “In spite of all I have to do, I’ll never be forgetting you.”

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Yet, look in the outgoing mail bin, you see that Susie doesn’t just have eyes for one. Susie is a slut.

5. “I’d share my heart with you.”

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But what are they sharing? Is that ice cream? Please let it be ice cream.

6. “Baby it’s brief. I love you, my valentine.”

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And here’s a girl lounging in a sexy pose on a beach chair. Definitely not appropriate for a Valentine’s Day card.

7. Nothing says Valentine’s Day than one of a scary clown.

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And you thought Pennywise was creepy. This guy’s guaranteed to haunt your dreams.

8. “You’re such a pretty little tot/I hope that U will forget me not.”

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Cue the girl reaching into her pocket and pulling out a vial of mace to spray into that boy’s face. I’m sure he has it coming.

9. “Please be ‘frank’, Valentine, ‘must’d be a ‘long’ wait?”

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Cue how he’s got a hungry look in his eyes. And I don’t think it’s for hotdogs either.

10. Nothing will please but the whole package.

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This is rather suggestive, especially with “Big Boy” at the end. Also, the drawing kind of freaks me out.

11. “Every evening after nine, I dream of you, my Valentine.”

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Yet, looking into his cold dead eyes, you wish he wouldn’t. Seriously, the kid’s creeping me out.

12. Will you be my valentine, please?

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Still, “Little Girl” and “Big Boy” doesn’t seem to have appropriate connotation. Also, the girl seems desperate.

13. “I’d like to be my neighbor’s valentine.”

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Sure the kids may not mind. But both seem to have a look that would lead to a restraining order.

14. “I love you now, as I always did./I even loved you as a kid.”

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Okay, this seems a bit creepy. And I think the girl and the cat in the baby carriage is quite freaked out.

15. “I’d love to saddle myself off on you for life!”

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May be innocent enough. But “saddle” seems to carry a rather sexual double entendre. Let’s hope she’s not on a one trick pony.

16. “Stealing a heart is no crime.”

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Is that girl’s dress up? Seems like it. Still, the rabbit really doesn’t want to see that.

17. “I believe in women’s rights- and I’m right this time!”

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Uh, that’s not exactly women’s rights. Besides, there’s a chance she could be wrong.

18. “I’m in a stew over you, Valentine!”

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Yet, this doesn’t mean you should put a dog in a big pot of stew. Unless this is from China.

19. This clown has lots of love for you.

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Still, that doesn’t mean you should go near that guy since he’s pretty terrifying. Though you have to admire how he juggles hearts and a barrel.

20. “You iss like a flower in the garden of my heart.”

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I’m not sure if I’d want flowers from a kid who can easily be the killer in a horror movie. But that’s just me.

21. “You’re the girl for my boy-cycle.”

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For one, the kid is as creepy as hell. Secondly, I think by “boy-cycle” he means his penis. But I must’ve had my mind in the gutter too long.

22. Happy Valentine’s Day from the cross-eyed Dutch girl.

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This must’ve been the fault of the illustration. But you wonder if the girl doesn’t see a doctor. Then again, she might not be able to afford it.

23. “You’ve got me eating out of your hands, my Valentine.”

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I’m guessing the gator is into the girl in the grass skirt. And the girl seems okay with it. Or is that supposed to be a dinosaur? Oh, God, I’m confused.

24. “I aim to make you my Valentine. Can I be your big shot?”

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Again, with the gunplay. Still, no, I don’t want to be your “big shot.”

25. “I’m fiddling while my heart burns for you, Valentine.”

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It’s almost as if he’s a little Nero in the making. Since he seems like the boy who’d fiddle while everything around him goes up in smoke. Mostly because he started the fire.

26. “I’ve enlisted in Cupid’s Army.”

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Apparently, Cupid sees no need to wear pants even in uniform. Seriously, what does he have against pants? And I hope he’s wearing underwear.

27. “Shine on me and make me glow, my Valentine.”

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Did anyone notice how a lightbulb kind of resembles a pair of testicles? Maybe not until you saw this valentine. Kind of explains how men promise you love but they give you their balls.

28. “You’re so sweet- I can eat you up.”

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Though it doesn’t sound quite right coming from a ferocious shark. After all, we’ve all seen Jaws.

29. “I’m fishin’ fer a little girl’s love.”

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Note how he has the large gold fish between his legs. Seems suggestive for a boy doesn’t it? You can see why he wants a little girl’s “love.”

30. “I’ll hammer away till you’re mine.”

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Hammering away till they’re yours isn’t a good relationship strategy. If she doesn’t want you, she doesn’t want you. Also, he’s totally nailing the heart.

31. Hope your valentine is out of this world.

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See how the heart is strategically placed over the alien’s chest. Still, I think it’s supposed to be a girl given the eyelashes and pony tail.

32. “I’m gunning for you, Valentine! I aim to please you!”

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The gun and holster image shows that this pertains to sex. Seriously, they don’t even try to imply it.

33. Looks like Cupid is staging a stick up.

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Seems like he’s after love and money. Yet, he doesn’t seem intimidating wearing a golden belt with a holster.

34. “Pop! Pop!…will go this gun of mine as long as you’re my Valentine!”

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Don’t think a boy should be putting his hand into a cannon. Else he’ll either end up in the ER or six feet under.

35. “Be my Valentine. I think you are a deer.”

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You mean you think I’m someone to shoot at and make into food and clothes. Also, it’s cool for white kids to dress as Native Americans.

36. Happy Valentine’s Day from Officer Monkey.

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And that monkey has a gun and a night stick. I think you want to watch out for him and run for the hills.

37. “I will have an axe to grind unless you’ll be my valentine.”

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Boy isn’t messing around either. So accept him or he’ll hack you to pieces. Seriously, this is messed up.

38. “We’d be way out on Valentine’s Day.”

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Didn’t know they had valentines of the Rolling Stones. Guess this one is Mick Jagger. Though you won’t get any satisfaction from this one.

39. “My heart’s zooming like a rocket for you, Valentine.”

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And yet he’s holding onto a rocket shooting up into space. Note the phallic imagery as it’s situated between his legs.

40. Someone’s hunting for your heart.

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The boy is on a boat with a gun and holding a gun. So run for the hills or he’ll bag you as a trophy.

41. So does a tennis player score at all when making love?

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I bet the gist of this card is: “So do you think I’m great in bed?” But they used tennis motifs to make it seem wholesome when it’s not.

42. “You’re different, Valentine!”

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Yet, this one features a tiki mask. Something that Polynesian people hold as a sacred image. Oh, commercialism, what will you debase next?

43. Green Arrow is aiming for his valentine.

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Yet, unlike Cupid, I don’t think his arrows will make you fall in love with someone. Rather they’ll probably kill you. Also, he kind of resembles a sex dungeon Robin Hood.

44. He’s out to trap his valentine.

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Sure he might be stalking for his valentine. But at least he’s got a blunderbuss. So he’s only got one shot.

45. “I want a good girl-bad!”

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Yet, smoking a cigarette while being dressed in shorts and a sweater won’t help. Seriously, he reminds me of a pint-sized Victor McLagen from The Informer.

46. Of course, Valentine’s Day has its share of broken hearts.

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Though this is just utterly ridiculous. Seriously, she might be sad. But she kind of makes me wonder if the designers were on drugs at the time.

47. Perhaps you might want to buy a watermelon.

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Okay, this is really racist. Yeah, I know it was a different time. But still, the offensiveness must be noted. Also, see how the girl has bare feet and is smiling.

48. Want to do the hula for love?

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Not sure if this is offensive. But what the hell is the girl wearing under her grass skirt?

49. Nothing says Valentine’s Day like the sound of a machine gun from the trenches.

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What does Valentine’s Day have to do with a combat zone? Shouldn’t love be about promoting peace between nations? Not killing each other?

50. Want to propose to your sweetheart on Valentine’s Day? Send them this lobster valentine.

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Well, chances are if you’re using a ring, you can’t afford a lobster dinner anyway. Still, lobster is a strange thing to put on a valentine.

Fall in Love with These Valentine’s Day Craft Projects (Third Edition)

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When you go into a public place on Valentine’s Day, you’ll find plenty of red, white, and pink heart decorations. This is especially the case in elementary schools where you have children making their own valentine boxes and decorations in art class. Nevertheless, Valentine’s Day can be a holiday some people can go crazy for. Or a holiday people either dread or don’t particularly care about. Yet, any Valentine’s Day die-hard can find plenty of decorations, candy, and other things. But those with a creative streak might prefer to make their own. And you’ll find a lot of examples of such creations on Pinterest or Etsy. Of course, most of the craft projects you’ll see are meant for children. But there are plenty of V-Day crafts for adults. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another collection of Valentine’s Day craft projects for all to love.

  1. Keep your sweets in this candy dispenser.