It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas with These Village Houses (Fifth Edition)

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One of my favorite Christmas posts during the holidays are my Christmas village posts. Mostly because they feature a bunch of glittery houses that sometimes light up in the snow. You can see them on shelves, with train sets, or on table displays. Of course, I don’t have a Christmas village in my house because I live with my parents, don’t have the money for it, and am very stingy with my cash. Because after all, Christmas village displays can be rather expensive. Yet, while there are plenty of Christmas houses available, I usually feature the putz houses mostly since they’re made from materials you might find in your house. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of delightful Christmas village houses.

  1. A Christmas house can really use a tower.
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The place also has a column porch. The red bows are the only Christmas decorations present.

2. Is tinsel a kind of snow and ice?

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Apparently, it must be. Since it hangs on the edge of the roof and the chimney. Like the tree though.

3. A small white house is always nice.

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This one has a glittery roof with a Santa and snowman. Even lights up.

4. Perhaps you might prefer a light green house.

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Almost the whole house is green here. Comes with a bottle brush tree.

5. A glittery church should always dominate the village.

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The houses are made from porcelain and are painted. The church is putz. Love the gold tree.

6. A bright red house will always stand out.

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This one has evergreen garlands on the roof. Roof is covered with snow.

7. A white house can be quite classy.

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These 2 white houses have snow on their roofs. Has trees and a wreath on top.

8. You might want to go with a more rustic design.

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These buildings have pine cone roofs. The church has a wreath on the door.

9. Pastels will bring out the winter charm.

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The church has a white roof. The houses have all kinds of colors. Also have wreaths on top.

10. Perhaps a rustic cabin may better suit you.

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Well, one of them is a rustic cabin. Both seem to have wicked icicles on them.

11. Santa would love to stop by this house.

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This one is white with green and red trimmings. Has a snowman on the lawn. Love it.

12. Village houses always belong on a tree shelf.

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These have buildings you’d buy on Amazon. But the angel on top is amazing.

13. Snow covered roofs always make spirits bright.

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Well, these are yellow and white with trees and snowmen. One has a wreath on the top window.

14. A big yellow house always makes an impression.

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This is a large Victorian. No decorations but still glitters just the same.

15. A glitter house can come with all the bells and whistles.

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This is decked in tinsel, bows, and beads. Also comes with trees and the wreath.

16. A small white cottage is always nice.

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This one has a snowy roof and gold bottle brush trees. Like the snowman near the door.

17. Care for a house with blue shutters?

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The outside’s made from construction paper. Has evergreen decor on the windows. So pretty.

18. You’d almost think this was a real neighborhood.

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The houses are in rather realistic colors. Each one has a wreath, by the way. Though the neighborhood is way out of my price range.

19. A North Pole village can be just as magical.

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This might for a display at a store. Also comes with a cute little train set.

20. Is this a house, church, or barn?

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Well, it’s red like a barn. But the windows and tower indicate church. Okay, it’s a church. Or is it a house?

21. A teal blue house can always shine with a round yellow roof.

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The roof is covered in snow. The trees a decorated with lights. The snowman stands in the lawn.

22. Santa comes out of a bright red house.

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The house is richly decorated with holly and snowflakes. The sleigh is just outside.

23. Make sure the houses are in the Christmas spirit.

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One has a simple wreath. The other has lights and images of snowmen, candy canes, and gingerbread men.

24. A small red house will always do in the cold winter.

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Sure it doesn’t have decorations. But the bottle brush trees add a nice Christmas touch.

25. Make sure to make your barn festive for the Christmas season.

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This one has garland decor on the doors and a wreath near the roof. Wonder if the owners rent this place out for weddings and parties. Because I don’t think animals live there.

26. A modern house is just as nice.

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Though I’m not sure what to think of the decorations. Though I like the trees.

27. Pastel always goes well with modern design.

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Between these modern houses, you’ll find a 1950s style diner. Love the decorated Christmas tree behind them.

28. The teal house is trimmed with tinsel.

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The top roof has tinsel. The porch roof has beads. Also contains ornament decorations.

29. This house is quite festive.

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This one has a wreath on the top window. While the other windows have holly in the flower boxes.

30. You’re in for a real white out in this village.

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Since every house is white with glitter. Like the trees that light up. So magical.

31. A village is bound to spring up on the greenest evergreens.

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Since every house is white with glitter. Like the trees that light up. So magical.

32. A plain stone house will always stand out in the snow.

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Has green window frames. Yet, someone must’ve used a snow plow to clear off the front lawn.

33. A skinny townhouse can be quite fancy.

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This one is light blue with a blue roof. A white reindeer stands in front.

34. A light red house makes the season bright.

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This one has a gray roof with a wreath. Has 2 bottle brush trees and snowman on the lawn.

35. Must’ve snowed where this green house is.

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Has a wreath near the roof along with similarly decorated bottle brush trees. White reindeer stands on the lawn.

36. Glittery Christmas houses always sparkle.

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After all, nothing’s festive during the holiday season like glitter. The golden reindeer on the lawn’s quite glittery. Love the trees.

37. You can’t go wrong with a tall pink house.

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This one has a fence with candy cane posts. While Santa rides on a reindeer.

38. A deer lingers around a pink church.

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The church also has a gold roof and bell. While a wreath hangs at the large window.

39. Poinsettias always look great on a gold house.

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Well, the poinsettias are white. Includes a Santa with golden reindeer and trees.

40. White always appears to shimmer.

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Both have wreaths near the roof. The walls are made to look like stone on the church.

41. A green house is charming with a round roof.

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Well, the windows and door are brown. But it still lights from inside.

42. A green house can charm with a pink roof.

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The roof even has 2 chimneys. Includes 2 trees with a snowman sweeping the front door.

43. Red and gold make a fine combination.

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The house and chimneys are red. The roof is gold. Has 2 decorated trees in front.

44. A red house always comes candy cane fresh.

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There are mints on the roof and above the door. While Santa lands on the lawn with his reindeer.

45. There’s a polar festivity at this house.

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Since you’ll find polar bears on the front lawn. Blue holly’s above the door with a flower.

46. A pink house is just as sweet as candy.

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Has lollipop on the roof and fence posts. Snowman’s got a cupcake. So cute.

47. There’s something angelic about this house.

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Well, there are 3 angels here with cute creatures. The trees are blue while a snowflake sits on the roof.

48. Holly always belongs on windows at a green house.

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A snowman waves on the front lawn between presents. And yet, he’s transparent.

49. A gold house is always quite fancy.

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There are beads hanging from the roof. Santa sits on the lawn with some reindeer.

50. Hark! the herald angels will sing at this blue house.

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This is a cute little nativity scene. No shepherds or wise men. But you at least got a star.

51. You might find a few presents at this green house.

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Holly decks 2 bottom windows. The presents are in shiny wrapping paper and sit near the snowman.

52. You can’t miss this bright green candy house.

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This one has green lollipop and candy cane decorations. Snowman sits with presents wrapped in green paper.

53. Nobody can resist this candy cane house.

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This one has peppermint and candy cane decorations. Snowman stands near a couple of sleds.

54. A fancy blue and silver house can use a few shiny blue snowflakes.

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Each has a jewel on them. As beaded angels hang out on the lawn with silver wings.

55. A rich forest green house is always true to the season.

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Has 2 wreaths on the roof and above the door. Snowman stands with a teddy bear holding a present.

56. A bright green house can bring in the holiday spirit.

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Peppermints deck the top windows while a bow sits on the roof. Santa and Frosty stand on the lawn.

57. A white cottage is quaint with a green roof.

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Doesn’t have much decoration. But the trees will do just fine.

58. A modern house always shines with Christmas lights.

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The roof has white fuzz dangling with the lights. While a snow-covered wreath with a snowman sits on the front window.

59. Some Christmas homes are tackier than others.

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This one has a flamingo in the front lawn. Yeah, I know you’d think it was from Florida. Except there’s snow on the ground.

60. Santa would love this yellow house.

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Has a blue roof, too. Apparently, Santa hangs out on the front lawn with bottle brush trees.

61. Can’t afford a village house? Try a camper instead.

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This one is decorated with lights and has presents outside along with a deer. The lights also really light up.

62. You can always use a visit to the toy shop.

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It’s guarded by 2 toy soldiers. The roof is decked with lights.

63. A small blue house will do the trick.

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Has a pink fence that matches the window trim. The tree is decked with beads.

64. A blue house can also be quite fancy.

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This one has snow on the roof with a wreath and decorated trees. Like the white shutters and how the contrast with the walls.

65. A blue house always glistens with jewels.

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This one’s decked with jewels. While a snowman and a sled sit outside.

66. A train might come through this village.

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This one has more pastel buildings. While the trees are made from paper instead of bottle brushes.

67. Light blue brick always makes spirits bright.

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Well, the brick is etched in. Decorated with wreaths and trees. So pretty.

68. Santa’s visiting this house right now.

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So it seems since it appears more like a decoration. Has trees around the lawns.

69. A small pink house can be quite fancy.

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This one has an old photo. Also has a nice tree along with a sign saying, “Let It Snow!”

70. A Christmas village can always use a train.

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A lot of these village sets have them. Some even work. So charming.

71. There’s some snow on this barn.

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The roof and chimney are also trimmed with gold. Wait a minute, barns have chimneys?

72. This candy cane house is a sweet delight.

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Has candy canes on the fence and peppermints on the balcony. Snowman stands near a bottle brush tree.

73. Glitter always makes a house sparkle bright.

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This house is white with silver glitter. The golden wreath matches the bottle brush trees, too.

74. A light blue house will always impress.

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This one has a wreath above the balcony. While trees stand within the front lawn.

75. A blue house can always have a quaint red roof.

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Has a wreath at the door. Looks like a family’s bringing in their Christmas tree.

76. Santa stops by at a winter blue house.

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He comes in on a motorcycle. Packages sit at the front door. Wreath hangs near the roof.

77. A small pink house is all you need.

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Has a tower with tall windows and a gray roof. Deer stands in front lawn.

78. A pink and blue house will always please.

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This one has beads on the top window. While the trees are richly decorated.

79. A blue house can always have a rather quaint disposition.

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Has a deer head near the roof with a wreath surrounding it. Bottle brush trees sit in the front lawn.

80. A green house should always have red trim.

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This one has red jewels decking the roof with wreaths over the windows. Teddy bear hangs with snowman on the lawn.

81. A red house must have green window frames.

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Snow covers the green roof. Surrounded by berry branches and trees.

82. You can have a merry Christmas in a small frame house.

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This one has tinsel on the roof with lights. Not sure whether they light up though. Probably not.

83. A fancy townhouse is an ideal winter home.

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This one has an ornate roof. Decorated by a wreath at the door and trees. Lovely.

84. Perhaps you’d like to live in a small white house.

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This one has a blue roof and window frame. Has a wreath on top with a tree on each side.

85. A red house needs few decoration.

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This one has a red roof covered with snow. 2 trees stands on the lawn.

86. A round house might suit your fancy.

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Well, this is a more modern design. Decorated with Christmas lights on the roof.

87. Come over to this fancy blue townhouse.

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This one is rather decorated. Decked with tall bottle brush trees with large baubles.

88. A fancy red house may suit your Christmas taste.

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This one has a rather fancy roof with a red poinsettia. Penguin and snowman sit in the lawn.

89. A tan house might be for more laid back sorts.

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This one has a blue roof. Dog sits near a tree and steps. Even has a balcony and chimney.

90. A nice white house should always shimmer.

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This one has a roof covered with snow. Sports a gold wreath on a top window.

91. Santa visits a small red barn.

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Or is it a red house with a green roof? Because I can see the chimney.

92. A pink cottage should always sparkle.

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This one has beads all over it. Also decked with pink trees, a deer, and a snowman near the door.

93. A quaint green house will suit you just fine.

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This one has a brown roof and fence. Deer walks into the snow on the lawn.

94. Perhaps you’d like a small purple house.

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Sure it might have a small porch. But you have to love the nearby trees.

95. A blue house will always charm with a green roof.

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Well, it’s more of a sea green roof. Surrounded by a tree and holly berries.

96. A red cottage can shimmer in the snow.

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It has gold trimmed windows and a green roof. A large Christmas tree stands beside it.

97. A green and red camper is perfect for the woods around the holidays.

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It has gold trimmed windows and a green roof. A large Christmas tree stands beside it.

98. Care to stay in a simple Swiss chalet?

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This one is just white and green with a red roof. A golden deer lurks in the back.

99. You might want to stay at a nice little pink cottage.

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It’s a small place with some simple Christmas decor. Deer hangs out on the lawn.

100. This church will give you the time of day.

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It’s even purple with 2 red roof bell towers. Though I’m not sure if the tree is appropriate in snowy climates.

Deck the Halls with These Christmas Craft Projects (Fifth Edition)

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Of course, we can’t celebrate Christmas without some decorations. Though stores had them inside in October, once Halloween’s come and gone, you’ll find more of them than you’d see for Thanksgiving. At least in the US. Since other countries don’t necessarily celebrate Thanksgiving. Anyway, while some might prefer shopping for Christmas decorations, others might want to make their own. But unlike the treats which will go bad if you don’t eat them within a short period of time, you can stash these craft projects in your attic once the yuletide season’s done and take them out again and again in subsequent years. So for your reading pleasure this holiday season, I give you another assortment of delightful Christmas craft projects. Enjoy.

  1. Hope you’ll be cool enough for this ice skate bouquet.
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Has evergreen branches and white flowers inside. Makes a great centerpiece.

2. For a more retro-looking Christmas, this is the wreath for you.

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It’s a bauble wreath with of shiny ornaments of great variety. And all in bright colors.

3. Perhaps you’d want some stuff ornaments.

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These are made of felt and consists of Christmas trees and stockings. The stockings have hearts while the trees sport some colorful ornaments.

4. Protect your hands with this Santa pot holder.

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It’s crocheted, too, by the way. Even has a pom pom for his hat.

5. Bet you’ve never seen twisty ornaments like these.

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They’re supposed to resemble vintage ones. Consists of beads, string, ribbons, and whatever that cylinder thing is.

6. You might want to consult this snowman on giving you the time of day.

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Though I’m not sure if the clock actually works. But I like the jewel on his hat.

7. You can hold anything in these reindeer flower pots.

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Each is painted with reindeer attributes. Though their antlers are made from cardboard and sport jingles.

8. Greet holiday visitors with these wooden reindeer.

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Each have twig antlers and a large jingle around their neck. Come in male and female.

9. Don’t like wreaths? Try a wooden snowflake.

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You can hang it outside or indoors. Makes a perfect cabin decoration.

10. Grace your holiday home with some crocheted Christmas trees.

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Can come in a variety of colors and patterns with ribbons on top. Some even have beads.

11. Got dead bulbs? Put them in glitter.

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Some of these have snowflakes on them. Perfect for any winter wonderland. So pretty.

12. Perhaps you might want to wrap string around some Christmas trees.

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Actually these are from a special kind of string. Still, love the intricate Christmas star toppers.

13. There’s something minty about this wreath.

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Well, these are red and white mints, not candy canes. Also topped with a light green bow.

14. Impress your guests with these tiny trees at Christmas dinner.

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It’s made out of small tree slice and a tree twig. Star has guest’s name.

15. These are rather strange gingerbread houses.

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Since they’re made out of painted flower pots. Love the candy and colors on them.

16. With white yarn, you can build a snowman.

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Just make sure to give him a wire hat and arms. Also, string to help him retain shape.

17. Stun your holiday guests with this candy cane button tree.

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Sure it might not smell of peppermint. But you have to love the bow on top. So pretty.

18. Enhance your tree with these plaid ornaments.

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These are in a black and red pattern. Also contain snowflakes for a wintry effect.

19. A shiny button tree will make your spirits bright.

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Has shiny beads on it, too. Love the beautiful pink star on top.

20. Green hair is always in with the Christmas season.

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It’s one of those doll ornaments. She also carries a large bauble that could easily be her purse.

21. This amigurumi snow family will melt your heart.

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Consists of a mom, dad, and a baby. However, unlike real snowmen, you can keep them inside.

22. A rustic Christmas tree can always use a burlap snowflake.

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Even has some wooden red beads in the middle. Held up by a thin red ribbon.

23. You’ll be hooting for this owl ornament.

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It’s made out of a pinecone. Love it’s fluffy eyes. So adorable.

24. You can’t do without a bauble that has flowers and jewels.

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I guess the flowers were painted on. While the jewels were added later.

25. A pink ornament can always use some pearls and roses.

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Also includes lace and a pink ribbon. It’s supposed to look a bit old-fashioned. So pretty.

26. A glittery reindeer can use a few touches.

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This reindeer wears a light blue bow with a flower and pearls. And she’s looking fabulous.

27. Maybe you’d like a little yarn Santa.

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Though this one wears a rather brownish hat. Still, so cute.

28. You’ll adore this jingling angel.

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This one’s made out of folded cloth and jingles. Perfect as a Christmas ornament.

29. A crocheted gingerbread belongs on any Christmas tree.

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This one has a smiling face. And it poses no risks of being in an oven.

30. Dress for your Christmas party with these dainty Christmas tree earrings.

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These are made out of beads. But will certainly go with that ugly sweater of yours.

31. Deck the halls with this burlap garland.

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Yes, red and green burlap does exist. Just go to a local craft store. Also, lights up.

32. A bauble tree like this is perfect for any winter wonderland.

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This one has silver and blue baubles with silver beads. Perfect for any holiday mantle.

33. Everyone will love these stuffed heart ornaments.

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Yes, they’re made out of felt. But each one has a unique stich pattern.

34. Get a load of these stockings.

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Each of these is red and white. One has jingles on its edge. The others have pearls.

35. A large bauble garland is perfect for any fireplace.

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You’d almost think this house is in Whoville. Festive but kind of excessive, don’t you think?

36. Little elves would love these Christmas finger puppets.

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Little elves would love these Christmas finger puppets.

37. If you need a simple decoration, just add pinecones and baubles.

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You put them in flower pots with evergreen branches. Perfect to put outside your winter cabin.

38. You’d want to hug this crocheted Rudolph.

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This is from the old 1960s Rankin and Bass cartoon they play every year during the Christmas season. Nonetheless, it basically celebrates that being different is bad unless you can prove yourself useful.

39. Ring in the holidays with these trees.

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They’re felt tree ornaments with jingles on them. Perfect for any Christmas tree.

40. How about a large jolly Santa wreath?

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Seems to have rather skinny legs. Still, it’s kind of adorable.

41. Get in the Christmas spirit in a sparkly white dress.

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She’s one of those doll ornaments. And yes, she carries a glittery star.

42. Felt lights can always brighten holiday spirits.

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And they come in so many different colors. Feel free to put on as many as you want.

43. Nothing can be sweeter than these gingerbread house ornaments.

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Yes, they’re made of felt and come with trees. And yes, they come in many variations.

44. Everyone can enjoy a dress of gold.

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This doll ornament sports a large gold bauble. Perfect to hang on any tree.

45. A winter wonderland can use a wreath of snowflakes.

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These might be made from cardboard or wood. Perfect for a winter themed home.

46. A red holiday dress will make spirits bright.

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She has red pom poms on her head and carries a red glittery star. Her belt has a silver rose.

47. Dreaming of a white Christmas? Write it on a snow globe.

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This is a chalkboard snow globe. But we’ll have less white Christmases in the future because of climate change.

48. A beaded snowflake will always sparkle.

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This one has a lot of pearl beads. Great for hanging on the tree.

49. This is a unique Christmas tree.

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This one has rings and baubles inside. Also has a burlap bow and a silver star.

50. You’ll be frosty for this snowman apron.

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Or snow woman apron since it’s made for the fairer sex. Even has button eyes.

51. Don’t forget to gather some cinnamon sticks.

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Well, the sticks are tied up by yarn and have holly on it. Wonder how they smell.

52. Feel free to cover these trees with yarn.

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They’re topped with yellow pom poms. Great for any fireplace mantle.

53. Cat fanciers would love this ornament.

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It’s painted like a cat. Also wears a Santa hat. But keep it away from your cat.

54. For a frosty Christmas, this snowman wreath is for you.

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This one has a rather fancy hat and incredible bow. Perfect for any rustic Christmas cabin.

55. A small terra cotta tree is better than none.

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These are small flower pots stacked over each other and painted green. Decorated with beads and jewels.

56. Do you want to build a glassy snowman?

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The buttons, eyes, and nose are made from paper. Also, wears a scarf and hat.

57. Protect your hands with this crocheted Rudolph pot holder.

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This one has a large red nose. A nice addition for a fine Christmas kitchen.

58. A winter scene belongs on an ice skate.

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Contains a snowman and some pine trees on a hill. Has evergreen branches and berries inside.

59. You can’t go wrong with these Christmas tree earrings.

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These are made out of wire with beads. Not very hard to make if you have the right stuff.

60. Grace your yard with this snowman pallet.

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This one has a snowman in a blue night background. And he wears a bowtie instead of a usual top hat.

61. You’ll find some mistletoe on this crystal ornament.

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Well, the mistletoe isn’t real. And the berries are in red glitter.

62. Celebrate the reason for the season with these nativity scene panels.

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There’s only 3 of them in long strips. They consist of Mary, Joseph, and baby Jesus.

63. How about a Christmas tree made out of sticks?

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This one has all kinds of ornament descending from the branches on the wall. Even lights up.

64. A Christmas star should always be made from sticks.

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These are made from thin branches from a tree and tied together. Also lights up as you can see.

65. A green ornament can always use some fringe.

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Well, this is more of a sea green. Has gold ribbons, green beads, and white roses.

66.  Silver hair goes with a silver dress.

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She carries a silver glittery star. Great for any holiday themed tree during the Christmas season.

67. Decorate your Christmas tree with some Santa flower pot ornaments.

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These have crocheted hats with holly on them. While the beards are quite curly.

68. Greet your holiday visitors with this decomesh snowman.

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I’m sure he’ll give you a rather frosty reception. Still, I like the hat. Very spiffy.

69. Perhaps you might prefer a more retro wreath.

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Consists of reindeer, baubles, toadstools, holly, and a gnome. Goes perfect with a silver Christmas tree.

70. You’ll find a few nuts with this snowflake.

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This is made out of wire and screw nuts. Can easily find these materials in a garage or a local hardware store.

71. These Santas will always charm.

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These have fringe beards and wire glasses. And yes, their button eyes check lists twice.

72. Felt trees make a nice addition to your holiday home.

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These even have red bead ornaments. While both sit on a wooden stand.

73. This snowman ornament is quite frosty.

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This one has a knitted hat and painted face on a bauble. Includes dice decor on the hat.

74. Got a white door? Build a snowman.

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This one just consists of paper pieces you can just put on. And yes, it’s quite ingenious.

75. These stockings look quite fuzzy.

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These have pom pom edging. Available in green and red as well as multiple patterns.

76. Can I interest you in a Santa tree?

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This one consists of red and silver baubles. The pot is red with a belt and buckle.

77. Nothing makes winter memorable like these flower pot snowmen.

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These are all painted with hats and straw brooms. Available in red, green, and blue.

78. A bare bauble can use a jeweled cover.

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Okay, the beads aren’t real gems. But you have to love the blue flowers on this.

79. These baubles can use some snazzy zigzags.

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These consist of stripes of glue and glitter. Still, I’m sure making them will cause a huge mess.

80. Celebrate Christ’s birth with these nativity finger puppets.

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All are made out of felt. But full display will require multiple hands.

81. These snowflake hearts won’t freeze your holiday spirit.

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They’re all made of felt with blue snowflakes on them. Perfect for a winter wonderland tree.

82. A fancy blue ornament can use a few flowers.

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This one has a few curls from the bow. Also has jewels.

83. Grace a rustic fireplace with these burlap Christmas trees.

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These are dowels wrapped with burlap in a Christmas tree shape. Includes copper stars.

84. Perhaps you might want a fancy jeweled ornament on your tree.

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This one has plenty of jewels on it. And it seems to glimmer in the light. Like the flower design.

85. A simple wooden Christmas tree will do.

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This one has hooks for tiny ornaments. While a paper red star sits on top.

86. A Christmas wreath can use a snowflake.

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Also has evergreen branches along with silver, pearly white, and red baubles and jingles. Great for any Christmas door.

87. A Christmas wreath can use a large red bow.

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Includes evergreen branches and red berries. Great for greeting visitors during the holidays.

88. Count down to Christmas with this Advent bucket calendar.

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Each bucket contains a special surprise. And it’s usually candy.

89. Greet your Christmas visitors with this basket display.

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Includes branches, berries, and ribbons. Says, “Merry Christmas” on a metal tag.

90. You’ll find a few trees with this yarn pom pom wreath.

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The trees are in several different colors in the center. Kind of reminds me of a Dr. Seuss cartoon.

91. Nothing is sweeter than this hanging of gingerbread men.

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They even have different patterned bow ties. held by a wire with branches.

92. A pink beaded Christmas tree will always shimmer.

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This one is made out of beads and safety pins. While there’s a nice silver star on top.

93. Decorate your tree with these tree slice ornaments.

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There’s one Santa and several snowmen. Wonder why that is.

94. Maybe you can use a paintbrush Santa.

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Each of these has a funky hat. While a jingle and a bow sits on top.

95. These wooden snowmen will delight your winter holidays.

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Each of these has a snazzy hat and scarf. Like the snowflake buttons on 2 of them.

96. This Christmas wreath is all spooled.

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Rather it’s made out of spools. And they have blue, pink, and red thread on them.

97. A red frame can use a couple baubles and snowflakes.

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This one has a couple pearly white baubles and a few shimmering snowflakes. Perfect for any Christmas door.

98. Any child would love these charming stockings.

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These have plush decorations. Available with a Santa, snowman, and reindeer.

99. You’ll find these snowmen a bit blocky.

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Yes, they have blocks stacked on them. Some more than 3. Yet, you got to love their stars.

100. This winter, don’t forget to change into your winter snow tires.

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Well, they’re snowmen made out of tires. And yes, they’re still around even when it doesn’t snow.

Scary and Eerily Adorable DIY Halloween Costume Inspirations (Fifth Edition)

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Here I’m dressed in a sexy witch costume from stuff I found at Goodwill. I was supposed to wear it for a party. However, due to that fucking piece of shit Donald Trump’s visit to a natural gas conference, it was postponed to next week. But since I have to work, I couldn’t go. So now I’m just wearing it for the blog.

I know it’s quite late for costumes since some places already have had their trick-or-treating days. But since it’s usually among the last of my Halloween posts, I go ahead with it, anyway. Nonetheless, while costume stores like Spirit Halloween are filled with any costume your heart desires, some people prefer to make their own. And there are plenty Internet guides to do that. Hell, Goodwill even encourages it. After all, I did this costume above. Though I could only use it for this blog post. Party City also does as well. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of Halloween DIY costumes to inspire you. Enjoy.

1. The King of the North stands alongside the Mother of Dragons.

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Unfortunately, this relationship didn’t end well at all. Because Jon had to kill Daenerys for inflicting mass slaughter upon King’s Landing.

2. “A girl is no one.”

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Actually, “a girl is Arya Stark.” She’s supposed to be her when she’s being punished with blindness by the Faceless Men.

3. Feel free to spread your wings like a beautiful butterfly.

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You’d think she was touring with Cirque du Soleil. But that is her flamboyant butterfly costume. Or is that a guy?

4. “We all scream for ice cream.”

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Like how they make the little boy into the ice cream man. While the wagon’s a truck. The rest are supposed to be ice cream and other delights.

5. Miss Universe greets her many legions of fans.

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And yes, that’s how Miss Universe is supposed to be dressed. Kind of sad enough that all the winners come from Earth.

6. Going on a trip to India? You might want to consult the itinerary.

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He’s Owen Wilson from The Darjeeling Limited. He’s bandaged like that because he’s been through a very bad accident.

7. Now let’s bring on the burgers.

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He’s dressed as a charcoal grill. Still, don’t try to barbecue anything on him.

8. Want to play a game of Twister?

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If you land on red, you have to step on his junk. And you have 75% of doing so.

9. All hail Galacta, queen of the Universe.

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Hey, at least she’s not the Borg queen. Still, you got to love her amazing crown.

10. She is a true Picasso.

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As you can see from her face popping out of the frame. Yeah, didn’t know the women in Picasso’s paintings could exist in real life.

11. Don’t want to touch this boy.

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Since he’s a cactus. But even if you get hurt by touching him, at least you won’t get any serious infection.

12. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Rocket Man himself, Sir Elton John.

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Okay, I’m not sure who this guy’s supposed to be. But he’s dressed like you’d imagine Elton John to be on Mardi Gras. So I’m going with it.

13. Hail Maleficent, mistress of all Evil.

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Actually, she’s supposed to be her when she had wings. But King Stephen had to clip them off and run. What a jerk.

14. Want to ask a question? She may know the answer.

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Since she’s dressed like a Magic 8 ball. Wonder how she sits with that thing on.

15. When she shows up, feel free to walk across the street.

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For she’s supposed to be a crossing sign. Of course, she’s in a silhouette.

16. Now here’s a Toothless dragon.

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He’s dressed as Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon. And yes, he’s incredibly adorable.

17. Be careful when you’re in the mushroom garden.

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Yes, all the young women are dressed as mushrooms. While the guy in the middle is dressed as someone who’s clearly on them.

18. You might want to give these 3 women the right of way.

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Since they’re 3 blind mice. They even have their own sunglasses and red tipped cane to show they can’t see a thing.

19. You might love this delightful aardvark.

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She’s dressed as Arthur from the cartoon. Even wears the yellow sweater and white shirt collar.

20. There’s something a bit disturbing about this cat lady.

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Mostly because it’s a guy dressed as one. Yet, you have to like the cats on his pink robe.

21. Instead of being a princess, be a princess of the stars.

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And you don’t need to wear white and have your hair look like a couple of cinnabuns. A starry dress will do just fine for your space princess.

22. “Hold the door! Hold the door!”

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Such a tearkjerking scene. Nonetheless, the baby’s Hodor. The mother holds the door and acts as Hodor’s legs.

23. Here’s your Captain Limpet and his mermaid queen on your Carnival cruise line.

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She’s got blue hair to match her fish tail. Not to mention, carries a trident. He’s got a nice smart coat and captain’s hat.

24. Little Vincent Van Gogh paints his masterpiece.

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One boy’s dressed as Starry Night. The other’s dressed as Van Gogh with a bandage on his ear.

25. Please allow Granny to bring her pets.

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Sorry, but if you let her bring Sylvester and Tweedy, you might need to clean house after she’s gone. Because Sylvester and Tweedy will incur property damage. I guarantee it.

26. Lucy and Ethel are up to something.

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They even wear their own dresses and aprons. Hear they’ll do The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel next year.

27. Nacho Libre always fights for the kids.

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Since he’s a monk at an orphanage by day. And yes, he’s a religious man who puts God and man first in his life.

28. “When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die.”

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Includes Varys, Cersei, Margaery, Bran, Arya, Joffrey, Melisandre, Jon, Catelyn, Ygritte, and the Hound , I think. Must be from an earlier season.

29. Feel free to join Snoopy and the gang.

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Parents are Charlie Brown and Lucy. Kids are Snoopy, Sally, and Linus. Woodstock is a plush bird.

30. Adult entertainment straight ahead.

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She’s just wearing a sign saying, “Girls, Girls, Girls.” However, she’s not wearing it for a strip club. Or she’d be almost completely nude.

31. Pumpkin Jack just wants to stop by.

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This is more of a play on words. Since the jack is a crane you use in oil rigs.

32. Spend a jolly holiday with Mary.

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Parents are Mary Poppins and Bert. While the baby and dog are penguin waiters. Dog isn’t happy.

33. I believe we have a terroristic alien on the premises.

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She’s dressed in a sleek silver outfit. But who knows what that bomb’s made of.

34. Baby goes paragliding across the landscape.

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Don’t worry, the baby’s dad is carrying him in the bjorn. But they’ll have to wear the proper headgear.

35. She’s a tornado filled with sharks.

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She’s supposed to be a sharknado. Though it’s a really stupid movie franchise, it’s a brilliant Halloween costume idea.

36. Nothing can stop Arya and the Hound.

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So hide all your chicken when they come into town. Even you, KFC. Also, Arya’s a trained assassin. While the Hound used to be in the Kingsguard and wants to kill his brother.

37. She’s a bit of a Fruit Loop.

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For she’s dressed as a bowl of Fruit Loops. Part of this complete breakfast.

38. Little girls shouldn’t be alone in the woods.

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Yes, she’s Little Red Riding Hood. Even has the red cape and basket. So cute.

39. “You must be chosen by the Claw.”

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Indeed, he’s the claw machine. Wonder how he moves his arms.

40. “We have to find Will.”

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She’s Joyce from Stranger Things. Even has the living room wall and Christmas lights. Not sure if she’s having any luck reaching Will from the Upside Down.

41. “We rob banks.”

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These two wear striped shirts and carry money bags. But you can bet they made out like bandits.

42. Marty McFly can fly on his hoverboard.

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Okay, he can’t since physics don’t work that way. Still, the real hoverboards are a massive disappointment.

43. This family’s a circus.

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Dad’s a strong man. Mom’s a lion tamer. Baby’s a lion. Daughters are trapeze artist and clown.

44. You’d think she’s rather interstellar.

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For she’s dressed up as the solar system. However, she’s mostly stars in the center. When she really should be the sun so the planets can revolve around her.

45. Cleopatra is the queen of the Nile.

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Just don’t mention how she had her siblings killed. Also, the fact she married 2 of her brothers and had sex with both Julius Caesar and Marc Antony.

46. Uh, Night’s Watch, you missed a wight.

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They’re ice zombies. But the White Walkers and the Night King are way scarier.

47. What the Colonel’s got in his bucket is finger lickin’ good.

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I’m sure he uses the chicken bucket as a trick-or-treat bag to hold candy. Still, why can’t KFC use him for their commercials.

48. You’d think this family came from a deck of cards.

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Mom and dad are the King and Queen of Hearts. Older boys are black and white guards. Baby is joker.

49. This boy’s got a lot of thread wrapped around him.

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After all, he’s a spool. But don’t ask him for any thread to repair your clothes.

50. She’s just crackers about animals.

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For she’s an animal cracker. And yes, she’s got icing and sprinkles.

51. Didn’t know Prehistoric man can pump their own gas.

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Okay, he’s one of the cavemen from Geico. He also saves 15% or more on his car insurance.

52. You can see a slide through these goggles.

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They’re supposed to be a view master and a reel. They were popular during the 1950s, before the conception of personal computers or videos.

53. She’s all stuffed with straw.

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Okay, she’s just wearing makeup and old clothes. But don’t expect her to scare the crows.

54. He’s a sophisticated little peanut.

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He’s actually Mr. Peanut. He even comes with a top hat, cane, and monocle.

55. A Khal must have his Khaalesi.

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Sure, Khal Drogo and Daenerys were happily married together. Unfortunately, he had to die from an infected injury from a fight.

56. Let her paint her masterpiece.

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She’s a bunch of paints. Also carries a brush with her. So cute.

57. Let him protect your garden for you.

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The boy’s a garden gnome. His shoes have fuzz balls on them. Though he looks kind of freaky.

58. Got to bust this Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

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All right, maybe not. Because this Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is a little stinker. While his dad is a Ghostbuster.

59. Does this family seem a bit spacey to you?

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Well, they’re dressed up as astronauts with a metal camper to boot. The girl even has a wagon to act as a spaceship while the baby’s an alien.

60. “We’re Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band….”

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The boys are John Lennon and George Harrison. The girls are Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney. And not one of them wears a mustache.

61. You don’t want to cross these mummies.

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They’re dressed like Egyptian royalty. But they’re quite scary, especially under wraps.

62. For her, green means go, go, go.

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This little girl’s dressed as a traffic light. And yes, it lights up. So cute.

63. This alien tourist wants to see the sights.

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Though why he wants me to take me to my leader, I have no idea. Seriously, he should be careful what he wishes for.

64. You dare not cross these Viking men.

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These are boys in Viking costumes. The helmets, beards, and shields are made from cardboard.

65. This unicorn always likes to show her rainbow tail.

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The mane and tail are both made out of tulle. And yes, she’s also wearing a horn and a pink tutu.

66. This boy will bulldoze to a house near you.

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For he’s dressed as a bulldozer. And if you don’t give him candy, he’ll plow his way through to your house.

67. Care for a beach cocktail.

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Woman’s the tropical drink. Guy’s a hunky beach waiter. Wanna sip?

68. “I’m a Rocketman.”

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For the kid can reach to the stars in his rocket ship costume. So cute.

69. They’re just a couple of vacationers.

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Funny how they both wear Hawaiian shirts, fanny packs, socks, sandals, and straw hats. They even carry red Dixie cups.

70. You’d think she spends all day under the sea.

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She makes Esme Squalor’s sexy Ursula outfit seem tame in comparison. She even has fish hanging from wires.

71. The angler fish is a creature from the deep.

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If you think they’re scary in the dark, just wait until you hear about their sex lives. And yes, it’s that messed up.

72. You’d think she’s quite the potted plant.

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Well, she’s a pot of flowers. Though these are all white.

73. This little spaceman’s going places.

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He’s wearing a little NASA jumpsuit. And yes, he’s adorable. Another little rocket man.

74.”And the Oscar goes to…”

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One of them even has 2 heads. Wonder how they walk in these.

75. Queen Nefertiti  was a great beauty of Ancient Egypt.

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She was the wife of Akhenaten. Yet, she eventually disappears from the records and we have no idea what happened to her.

76. You can call this a real corn dog.

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Since it’s a dog that’s dressed as an ear of corn. And no, you can’t eat it.

77. “One ring to rule them all.”

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This group’s dressed as the cast from Lord of the Rings. Some of the women even dress up as hobbits. Like Treebeard’s.

78. Anyone want a gumball?

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This little baby’s dressed up as a gumball machine. But please don’t give her quarters since she might choke on them.

79. Miss Frizzle reaches for the stars.

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But that doesn’t mean you’d want her teaching your kids. Since she’ll send her students to space on at least a few occasions.

80. Fire and smores always go together.

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Because you can’t have smores without a camp fire. Also, smores are tasty.

81. Jay-Z and Beyoncé always treat Blue Ivy like a queen.

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They also have twins. Yet, this family totally nails the Carters. Not to be confused with Johnny Cash’s in-laws.

82. These girls are ready to exercise.

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These girls are 1980s aerobics instructors. And yes, they’re wearing leotards and carrying boomboxes.

83. Wonder what she’s got in the oven.

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She’s dressed up as the Pillsbury Doughboy. And yes, she’s got her own rolling pin.

84. Perhaps this Sandlot family will endear you.

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The dad’s Benjamin Rodriguez. The mom’s Wendy Peppercorn. While the boys dress up as 2 of the other kids. There’s even a large dog.

85. This family will certainly have a sweet time.

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They’re characters from the traumatic childhood board game Candyland. Dad’s the king. Mom’s Queen Frosty. One daughter’s Princess Lollipop. The other is from the Candy Cane Forest. I forget who the boy’s supposed to be.

86. She’s certainly got a green thumb.

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Since she’s dressed up as a flower pot. And yes, flowers grow from her shirt.

87. Rock out with some sushi.

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This one features a whole platter. Also she’s wearing a rice ball on her head.

88. “President coming through.”

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These babies are dressed as the President of the United States. While the dads are assigned Secret Service detail. Either tot is better than the steaming pile of orange shit in the White House now.

89. “I’m on my way to Folsom playpen…”

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He’s dressed up as Johnny Cash. Notice how he’s got a toy guitar. So cute.

90. Always have your raygun and oxygen supply in handy.

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She’s dressed as an astronaut on a strange planet that could have intelligent life. So she’ll have to protect herself from hostile aliens.

91. We got a strange lady asking if we saw the Stark girls.

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She’s dressed as Brienne of Tarth. She’s got golden armor for she’s one of the truest knights on Game of Thrones. If you want a knight in shining armor to rescue her, she’s your go-to girl.

92. Do you want lemonade or ice cream?

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Ice cream always gets my vote. But these stands are adorable.

93. “Be a shining star.”

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But please don’t dance like Elaine does to that Earth, Wind, and Fire song. Love her star hat.

94. You can use a Hershey’s Kiss.

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She’s decked out in foil and puckers her lips. And yes, she has a paper stream on her hat.

95. You don’t want to beat a stick on this little piñata.

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The costume is mostly made out of felt. Nonetheless, it’s adorable.

96. Is she a zombie or is just her lead-based makeup?

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Actually I think she’s an 18th century zombie. From what I can tell, she’s an aristocrat on her way to the ball before she was tragically murdered.

97. These are just 2 of Heinz’s 57 Varieties.

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This is actually a vintage photo. One kid is ketchup. The other is mustard.

98. Is it somebody’s birthday?

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The candle flame is made from tulle. And she’s all covered in sprinkles.

99. These kids are in love and will run away together.

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One’s a teenage girl with 3 brothers whose mom’s having an affair with the local sheriff. The other is an orphaned boy on a summer camping trip with his Boy Scout troop.

100. “Keep your hands off my lobby boy!”

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That’s Zero from The Grand Budapest Hotel. Helps his boss steal a painting and wins over a girl at a bake shop. However, his boss is killed by Nazis and his wife suddenly dies in childbirth.

The Haunted World of Halloween Village Houses (Fourth Edition)

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Next, it’s on to Halloween village houses. Borrowed from the Christmas village house tradition, these have a rather haunted twist. After all, companies need to make money all year round. While many people go all out on Halloween. So it makes good business sense. Nonetheless, many prefer to make their own haunted houses in black and orange. Some might contain skeletons and candy corn covered trees. Some might have jack-o’-lanterns, trick-or-treaters, and other ghoulish monsters. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of Halloween village houses. Enjoy if you dare.

  1.  You might pass by this house  covered in vines.
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Though it doesn’t seem decrepit at all. Since it’s in bright pink and orange.

 

2. A haunted house always needs bare-limbed trees nearby.

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These trees are made out of wire and burlap. The house seems like it’s made out of stone.

3. Bats always want a little bright orange now and then.

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There are even orange window frames. But you can’t come in because the house is boarded up.

4. You’ll never know what’s lurking inside this house.

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This place is quite colorful for a haunted house. But you can see some ghosts inside.

5. What’s not haunted goes full steampunk.

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A mad scientists might live here. Given the house’s large telescope and wheels.

6. A black house makes for a bat utopia.

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The windows are lined in yellow. Yet, some are still boarded up. But bats will love it all the same.

7. A house can be scary even during the day time.

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This one has a lighter color shade. Yet, the shutters look like they’re about to fall off.

8. Haunted houses can always be quite fancy.

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Well, many of them are in the Victorian style. But these have walls of rather intricate patterns.

9. Sometimes a plain black house is all you need.

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Just has yellow paper inside to represent eerie light. Includes a pipe cleaner tree.

10. You can’t have a scary house without glitter.

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Just incudes a sign that says “Boo Avenue.” Also, there’s a bare-limbed black tree.

11. Abandon all hope if you enter here.

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This house seems like it’s made out of clay. Includes some pumpkins on the front doorstep.

12. A Halloween village must have a main street.

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Help if it lights up at night. Don’t forget the autumn leaves.

13. Perhaps a shiny gray haunted house will do.

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This is mostly made out of cardboard and paper. And yes, the windows are sketched in.

14. You might prefer a simple purple frame house.

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It’s a known hangout for ghosts and mummies. Love those windows.

15. All aboard on the Spooktown express.

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Includes a station with a castle clock tower. The train’s even carrying jack-o’-lanterns.

16. Blue roofs really create an impression.

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The walls even have rather interesting pattern. Has 2 pumpkins at the door along with a wrought iron fence.

17. Celebrate Halloween in a more modern pink house.

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You can even look inside the windows. Apparently, the guys wear antlers.

18. This house even comes with a pool.

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And the Creature from the Black Lagoon is about to take a dive. While lions lurk inside.

19. Fancy roofing can do a house good.

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Got to love the tiles on this one. Quite fancy. House even has some graves in the front.

20. Perhaps you might want a house with a tower.

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One is black with blue roofing, 2 chimneys, and an owl. The other is white with a black roof and a clock. Also has a coffin door. May even be a school house.

21. A yellow ranch home really stands out.

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This one just has 2 windows. While a jack-o’-lantern sits near the tracks.

22. These houses have rather strange roofs.

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Since the tops kind of rise up like they’re in a Dr. Seuss story. Come in 3 different colors.

23. Sometimes opposing houses seem to attract.

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One is green and black as well as covered in cobwebs. The other is white with purple chimneys and a skull cameo.

24. Anyone can go batty over a small house.

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This one is black with orange roof, chimney, and trimming. Not sure if it lights up though.

25. A house will always shine with a sequin roof.

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This house is orange and all glittered up. Includes a purple tree and black cat.

26. A pink house might suit you right.

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Has a purple roof. Also includes black cat and pink tree. Even lights up.

27. You’ll find plenty of pumpkins on this trailer.

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Has jack-o’-lanterns outside. While bats inhabit the black bare-limbed tree.

28.  A simple white house will always do.

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Sure it might not look incredibly scary. But the cat’s freaked out for some reason.

29. Wonder what light’s coming from this house.

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Since it’s boarded up and has signs for us to stay away. Does a ghost live there?

30. You might not want to come across this green house.

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This one’s in an odd configuration. Includes a skeleton and other decorations.

31. A large black cat lurks around this pink house.

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This was made from a vintage card. And yes, the pumpkin is also quite huge as you can see.

32. This house seems like it’s been abandoned for years.

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Wonder if ghosts hang out there. Since I haven’t seen any so far.

33. You’d be batty to pass by this house on a good day.

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Yet, smoke seems to come from the chimneys despite its abandoned facade. Has a jack-o’-lantern at the front door.

34. Don’t miss this cool skeleton hangout.

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This is an orange house with a black roof. The tree nearby even has skull decorations.

35. Witches enjoy being near a glittery orange house.

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Has a black roof with 2 chimneys and orange spider. Yet, the witch looks quite large in proportion.

36. You’d almost think this is a pumpkin house.

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Well, it certainly resembles a jack-o’-lantern monster. Yet, it has a roof akin to Hagrid’s hut.

37. This black house has really loose shutters.

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Contains a jack-o’-lantern and potion outside. Still, please don’t drink the potion.

38. Perhaps a plain white house will do.

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Make sure it looks abandoned and decrepit enough. Includes 2 pumpkins near a white fence.

39. Poe is buried near this shack.

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The window’s boarded. The tree’s covered in cobwebs. Actually everything’s covered in cobwebs.

40. A house like this can bring in the fall spirit.

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This one has more fall decor than Halloween stuff. Yet, there’s still a garland of jack-o’-lanterns.

41. Lots of crazy things happen in this purple house.

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The jack-o’-lantern on her has a pipe cleaner body. While the top window has cobwebs.

42. For Dia de Los Muertos, you might want to see this house.

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This is quite colorful. The jack-o’-lanterns even resemble sugar skulls. While the cat’s decorated as a skeleton.

43. An orange house can be especially scary.

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Has a banner reading “Creepy.” Also has candy corn and spiders on the bottom windows.

44. A red house sits near a fall tree.

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This tree still has its leaves though. Also includes pumpkins and tombstones.

45. A blue house can be just as spooky.

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Has a cat near the roof. While pumpkins sit near the door.

46. There’s something batty about this green house.

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This one has a bat on the roof. Spiders cover the trees. While a jack-o’-lantern sits in the front.

47. This black house is rather ghostly.

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This one has batty trim on the roof. The ghost is made from a charm you’d use for a charm bracelet.

48. Perhaps your black house can use a bit of decorating.

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Has candy corn and cats at the bottom. Also has 2 jack-o’-lanterns on the roof.

49. Halloween jack-o’-lantern ghosts love hanging around a black haunted house.

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The trees look rather stringy. Then again, it’s supposed to produce a spooky atmosphere that’s appropriate for Halloween.

50. A simple white Victorian house doesn’t need much decoration.

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Since it could look haunted by having lights coming through the windows. Also if you surround it with a wrought iron fence.

51. You’d almost think this was a haunted castle.

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But castles are much more elaborate. This is just a house with 2 towers.

52. Cat ladies seem to inhabit this modern house.

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Or are those devil ladies? Kind of hard to tell from this distance.

53. Don’t want to get near this dark and scary house.

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And if its price is low for its neighborhood, there’s probably ghost. Seriously, you don’t get a bargain like this over nothing.

54. Perhaps you might be interested in a house with stripes.

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This one has white and black stripes. Or black and orange stripes. It’s hard to tell by the light. Also, does Beetlejuice live here?

55. You may prefer a fancier haunted house.

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This one is in rather bright colors. Resembles what you might see in a Dr. Seuss story.

56. A plain gray house can look just as spooky.

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This one just have gray brick and a rusty roof. Contains coffin door and a wrought iron fence.

57. The more chimneys the better.

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This one has 3. One of them has a window. Contains a jack-o’-lantern and a bare limbed black tree.

58. A lone ghost lives in this little orange house.

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The ghost doesn’t look that scary. The front even has 2 candy corn trees.

59. The roof’s a bit rusty on this house.

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It’s blue with white windows. Yet, this one seems more suited for the beach.

60. You know a witch lives at this beige house.

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Has a cat in the top window. Still, the house is rather unremarkable looking without Halloween features.

61. A shiny house always needs a tower.

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Has a bunch of trees on the ground. Even includes blue pumpkins.

62. Fancy windows always do a house wonders.

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2 witches seem to reside there. Has a jack-o’-lantern in front.

63. This house seemed to appear straight out of a book.

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It’s a gray house with a glitter roof. And yes, it’s straight out of a book.

64. You’d think  this house is infested.

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In the windows, you see a skeleton, spider, and black cat. Love the purple roof.

65. A striped roof goes well on a black house.

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Has orange windows and 2 chimneys. Also a jack-o’-lantern and black trees.

66. Feel free to decorate this black sparkly house.

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The roof is white. Contains bows and an upside down cross on a tower.

67. A gray house goes well with a white roof.

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The shutters are crooked while bats fly on the top. The trees have orange glitter.

68. How about a glittery orange house with bats?

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Has orange and black trim. Lawn has a jack-o’-lantern, trees, and black roses.

69. You might find plenty written on this house.

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Not sure what the inscriptions say. Still, got to love the tower roofs and black trees.

70. A glitter house will always make an impression.

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This one has a moon and some bats. But best to keep away if you value your life.

71. This seems like a nice restaurant.

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Though I don’t think much of the menu. Like the skeletons dining on the table.

72. Can I interest you in The Thirsty Witch?

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It’s a supply depot. Wonder if they supply potions, cauldrons, or brooms?

73. You don’t want to come across this shack at night.

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The windows are boarded. Has grave stones nearby. Also, what’s coming from the chimney?

74. Now this house seems rather decrepit.

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No wonder this ghost loves it. Also includes a spider and a smoking chimney.

75. You might just adore this candy corn house.

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It’s in a triangle and it’s yellow, white, and orange. Not sure if it tastes like sugar wax.

76. You might be charmed by this black and white house.

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Then again, it might just be the photography. Includes a clock and a wrought iron fence.

77. You’ll find something ghostly at this green house.

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The ghosts are on the roof and the door. The ground just consists of pumpkins and cats.

78. This orange house seems to be a favorite Halloween haunt.

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Even has 2 Jack Skellingtons. 2 bats fly at the door.

79. This black house looks quite spooky.

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Again, there are 2 Jack Skellingtons. Also includes a jack-o’-lantern and a few trees in the lawn.

80. You’d want to check out this lawn.

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The plants on here seem straight out of Dr. Seuss. A black tree has a orange and black striped witch hat.

81. You’d be stumped seeing a large spider web on this house.

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This one is made out of paper and it shows. And yes, you must beware.

82. Feel free to hear your fortune at this house.

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This is an interesting house. Has a moon on the roof and an eye above the door. Kind of reminds me of Count Olaf’s house. If he actually fixed up the place.

83. My, those are really large bats.

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Yet, the house appears quite small. Though the trees resemble mere twigs.

84. You’ll be smart to avoid this creepy corner.

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Even has a jack-o’-lantern with eyes. The houses look rather decrepit, too.

85. The Frankensteins take a night in.

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Frankenstein’s monster. His bride does her make up in the bedroom.

86. This Halloween cottage brings out the autumn charm.

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Has some witch legs sticking out of a cauldron. The door and lawn are also decorated with jack-o’-lanterns.

87.  There’s something checkered about this haunted house.

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Well, the roof has black and white checks. The top consists of a full moon and bats.

88. Beware of the plain white Victorian.

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Has pumpkins and leaves in the front. Yet, kind of has a desolate atmosphere.

89. This black house looks quite eerie.

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Kind of reminds me of a haunted house in a Dr. Seuss story. There’s a jack-o’-lantern and trees in the front.

90. This bright orange house has some black soot on the walls.

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A witch flies over the roof. The trees have orange ornaments and stars. A cat also walks near the front porch roof.

91. Perhaps you care for a small, white cottage.

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Has 2 pumpkins near the door. Surrounded by a white picket fence.

92. A purple house will do quite nicely.

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One of the windows has boards on it. The black trees even have ornaments on them.

93. What’s in that tower window?

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Well, there’s a figure. Still, wonder if this house also lights up.

94. You can see a witch fly past this house.

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As you can look at the window. Has a balcony and an orange roof.

95. Perhaps a wooden house will do.

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It’s made from paper with a bare-limb tree and tombstones. Bats fly from the chimney.

96. This seems to be a happening place on Halloween.

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Consists of ghosts, skeletons, and bats. Even the Frankensteins come inside.

97. A spider crawls on the roof of this black house.

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The tower has a window. The trees are black. Wonder if it lights up.

98. Sometimes you have to turn up the glam.

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This one is decked with beads. Love the roses and trees.

99. A simple black house can do with some red.

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Kind of reminds me of something that Dracula would move into when he’s fallen on hard times. Like the little crown decoration.

100. A fancy house will always entice you.

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This one is in bright colors and patterns. Though if it was in Whoville, it wouldn’t be haunted.

 

The Creepy, Crawly World of Scary Halloween Craft Projects (Fifth Edition)

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During October, it’s not unusual for people to make their homes into a haunted house. Fortunately,  plenty of retail stores have been willing to oblige since September. There’s even a store called Spirit Halloween, which is having its biggest season right now. After all, Halloween is a major cash cow holiday since it has so many fans. After all, unlike a lot of big holidays,you don’t have any obligation to spend Halloween with your family. Unless your children require adult supervision. Anyway, while most people prefer to buy their Halloween decorations, others may make their own. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of spooky Halloween crafts. Enjoy.

  1. Doilies are great for spider webs.
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They’re stretched on rings and have plastic spiders on them. Not sure if you can use them for coasters.

2. You’ll find a lot of cobwebs on this frame.

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Well, this frame also has large plastic spiders on, too. Great for freaking out the arachnophobe in your life.

3. Your spider wreath can use a little bling.

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It’s mostly covered in buttons. Recommended to hang on any front door of a haunted house.

4. A blinged  skull is essential for any haunted home.

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Though I wouldn’t recommend reciting Shakespeare with this one. Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well….”

5. Don’t mind the mummy at the front door.

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It comes well wrapped. Then again, considering the cobwebs, you’d almost think it’s a cocoon.

6. This bony wreath can really use a hand.

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Just make sure none of these skeleton hands came from a graveyard. Still, love how they spray painted them silver.

7. Care to light that bloody candle?

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I’m sure the melted parts are painted red. Still, they kind of seem rather bloody disgusting.

8. She shows too much in that dress.

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Because you can clearly see her bones. Not to mention, she has an unusually long tail.

9. You don’t want to drink anything from these bottles.

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All of these potions are made from the finest ingredients from Chernobyl. Don’t ask how they got them.

10. These wooden blocks are all ghostly.

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Well, they’re painted white with ghost faces on them. Great for a mantle or patio.

11. Hope you enjoy this spooky Halloween lantern.

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Has an owl at the top with some other sparkly decor. While a ghost sits inside.

12. I believe the house is “Witch Way.”

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Will you find witches inside? Or just people giving candy to kids? Only enter if you dare.

13. A porcelain jack-o’-lantern can always use a stand.

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This one has the pumpkin on a wreath of fall foliage. Makes a great centerpiece.

14. A bauble and feather wreath will certainly make your Halloween a festive occasion.

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Even includes shiny jack-o’-lanterns. Just hang it on a wall or doorway with cautions. Because baubles are very delicate things.

15. That Halloween table can really use a spider web.

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This is made out of black tinsel garland you can get at a party store. Great for any Halloween party.

16. You’ll get a good scare out of this sign.

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Says “Spooky.” The O’s have googly eyes along with a skull and crossed bones.

17. Even the trees can be quite monstrous.

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This is just a small tree with multiple eyes. And they can see everywhere.

18. Cousin Itt has come over to join us.

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I’m sure this is just a figure with straw on it used for decoration. Still, Cousin Itt isn’t exactly hard to do.

19. Black roses often have eyes.

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This flower wreath is spray-painted black with eyeballs. Should you see this, enter if you dare.

20. This wreath is infested with spiders.

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Actually, it’s covered with plastic silver spiders. While a large one is on the bottom.

21. A feather wreath can use a few skulls.

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These skulls are in black, orange, green, and purple. Great for any haunted front door.

22. Seems like nobody touched these potion jars in a long time.

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Yet, despite the spiders and cobwebs, you see something glowing inside them. Someone might want to clean house once in awhile.

23. Perhaps you might find a wooden Frankenstein quite spooky.

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Well, it consists of 2 blocks and says “Spooky.” Sure it may not scare, but it’s adorable nonetheless.

24. You have to be crazy to come here.

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After all the signs warn “Dead End,” “Haunted,” and “Turn Back.” Covered in cobwebs with a crow on top.

25. Don’t let your trick-or-treaters go out without these bags.

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They’re treat bags with jack-o’-lanterns on them. One is scary black. The other is a chilly white.

26. You won’t have bad luck with this black cat wreath.

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It’s fuzzy with whiskers and a nose. But at least it’s not as scary as the Cats trailer.

27. This sign will leave you screaming.

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It’s just a large, striped, panel that says, “EEK!” In purple letters with orange dots. Or are those lights?

28. Beware of what you drink from these bottles.

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They’re bottles spray-painted black and have labels on them. Good for display purposes only.

29. Hope you don’t piss off the owls.

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Well, these owls are made out of wood. But the branches are quite eerie.

30. Guess the witch can’t get out of the ceiling.

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Well, it’s an umbrella with legs. And she wore a green tulle slip, too.

31. Wonder what orange substance is in this jar.

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Seems like the jar’s painted. Yet, the cameo is of a skeleton lady.

32. Perhaps you might like a green skull with glowing eyes.

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It’s a green skull with eyes that light up. Perfect for any Halloween table on a dark and stormy night.

33. A jeweled witch’s hat can be quite magical.

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It’s a green skull with eyes that light up. Perfect for any Halloween table on a dark and stormy night.

34. These ghosts travel all in a line.

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They basically consist of white sheets, string, and a stick. But if you make one, be sure to make a lot of them.

35. There will be all eyes on this wreath.

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And yes, we’re talking that eyes are literally on this wreath. Also, lights up at night.

36. Hope these wooden ghosts don’t scare you.

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Actually they seem rather friendly. But then again, they might just be putting it on to lure you into their clutches.

37.  Black cat lights make any room creepy.

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These lights have black cats on them. So it seems like they’re eerily looking at you.

38. Paper mache can make monstrous creatures sitting around.

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Consists of a hooded figure and a witch. These light up, by the way.

39. Zoltar will tell you your fortune.

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Because Zoltar knows all. Even though his box is made out of cardboard.

40. Don’t let your kids near this demonic pumpkin.

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Yes, the pumpkin looks as if it’s eating a trick-or-treater. Feel free to call his parents that he won’t be coming home tonight or ever.

41. All the most fashionable witches don some spider jewelry.

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Includes a silver spider ring and a spider charm bracelet. Bracelet even includes a skeleton key.

42. Are those brains hanging from the ceiling?

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Well, they’re lit up so they’re not real. But you don’t want to be in the same room with them.

43. That witch better watch where she’s flying.

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Yep, she flew right into the wall on her broomstick. Sometimes those covens can get pretty wild.

44. Perhaps you might fancy a decoupage witch’s hat.

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I don’t think it’s meant for wearing though. Still, has a cobweb on the brim.

45. These candy trees are infested.

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You don’t see as many candy decor on Halloween as you do on Christmas. Save the case for candy corn but that’s just sugar wax not fit for human consumption.

46. Hope these glowing hands don’t snatch you during the night.

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Not sure what these are supposed to be made of. Butt seeing floating and glowing hands around will scare the crap out of me.

47. Perhaps anyone into vintage stuff might appreciate this scary wreath.

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This looks like it’s in tatters. Then again, being Halloween, that’s kind of the point.

48. How about a witch’s hat on a hat box?

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So did the witch’s hat came from the hat box? If not, then what’s in it? Please don’t let it be like in Seven.

49. Don’t drink from a bottle under wraps.

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Because the wine could be poisoned for all I know. Might contain a tablespoon of arsenic, a teaspoon of strychnine, and just a pinch of cyanide.

50. A steampunk pumpkin can use a few nuts and bolts.

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After all, steampunk is all about the 19th century mecha gear. Though I doubt people at the time would do their pumpkins this way.

51. You can make frightful candle holders with wine glasses.

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Consists of a vampire, Frankenstein’s monster, a witch, a pumpkin, and mummy. And yes, they all sparkle.

52. Perhaps a simple paper wreath will do this Halloween.

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This looks like it was made as a large, black origami flower. Perfect for any haunted front door this Halloween.

53. This witch looks rather potted today.

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That’s because she’s made out of flower pots of different sizes. Comes with a broomstick and black cat, too.

54. Don’t look now. But I think there’s a mummy at your door.

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This door is wrapped except with the big eyes popping out. Probably meant for a school.

55. There’s something witchy about this glass block light.

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Mostly because it’s a witch block light. Has a felt hat and scarf along with a wooden green nose.

56. Care to fly on a sparkly broom?

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The handles are wrapped with ribbons. The broom fringes contains glitter. Available in orange and purple.

57. Don’t go near the zombie in the corner.

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And yes, it looks incredibly realistic. Even has bones sticking out. But keep away if you dare.

58. Even the trees outside have faces.

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Yes, those are masks on trees. And yes, it’s creepy as hell. Stay away from the house nearby.

59. Wonder what kind of web this spider spins.

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It’s a yarn wreath with black flowers. The spider’s made out of yarn, too.

60. You’ll find silver skulls on this feather wreath.

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You’ll see cobwebs on there as well. Looks like it came straight out of the attics after gathering dust for decades.

61. A black garland makes a fine addition for any haunted home.

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Comes with lights to glow in the night. Also includes black leaves and cobwebs.

62. This guy’s torch comes solar powered.

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I’m sure this little guy’s light is scarier at night. But at least his methods are sustainable.

63. Sometimes a wine bottle is all you need.

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This person took a green one and made a witch out of it. And they only had to paint the top green for the hat.

64. Nobody can resist a witch in a candy dress.

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She’s even green with red hair. Though she’s more cute than scary.

65. Want some spiders on your china?

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Well, the spiders are painted on the plates. Guaranteed to scare guests when hung on the wall.

66. Seems like we have a few monsters lurking in the bushes.

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Then again, maybe the bushes have eyes. Or someone just stuck eyes on them.

67. This house really has a severe rat problem.

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Okay, they’re just rat silhouettes. So don’t call the exterminator just yet.

68. Milk bottle candle holders should always come a bit bloody.

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Man, the red paint looks like it’s oozing from the top. Perfect for any Halloween party.

69. Don’t like wreaths? Hang up a tombstone.

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