Okay, this is a tradition from Scandinavia. Yet most Americans would think the designer got confused with Halloween.

Okay, I’m kind of confused at this. Besides, don’t frogs eat bugs like that. What the hell is going on here?

Again, this is from Scandinavia. Yet, why they started a band with household implements and have cats on vocals is beyond me.

Here we have beetles dancing in the forest. And yes, the females even wear dresses. Seems to be from a bad acid trip.

What the hell? Parakeets? Seriously, what do they have to do with Easter besides absolutely nothing.

This is from Russia. Apparently, it still snows there during the Easter season. Yet, the chick still carry flowers on an eggshell on its back.

Well, that hasn’t happened. But if you see what Easter bonnets look like, you get the idea.

And this little chick doesn’t seem to like the job. Since they’d have to use a yoke on their backs and carry the flowers in eggshells.

I don’t get what this beetle has to do with Easter. Because they sure don’t have anything to do with the holiday in America.

I know the moon is confused as much as anyone. But take it from me, this is a tradition in Scandinavia.

This one is from the US since it’s in the English language. Still, you have to wonder why she hasn’t yet gotten out of her river dance outfit. Saint Patrick’s Day’s probably over by then.

This is messed up. Seriously, frogs probably eat beetles, not keep them as pets. Also uses a toadstool as an umbrella.

Actually, having beetles in your bouquet will freak out everyone. Seriously, what the hell?

And she’s not to be messed with from her expression. Still, this seems more or less appropriate for a weird sci-fi or horror movie than an Easter card.

Yes, she seems like she’s straight out of The Sound of Music. Wonder how she plays the zither with her paws. Maybe I don’t want to know.

Even their dog’s made out of eggs. Don’t ask me to explain why the designer thought this would make a good Easter card.

Okay, that’s just freaky. But at least her apron has pockets.

That’s not how the amniotic egg works. Seriously, a bunch of chicks don’t hatch from a single egg. That’s contrary to chicken biology.

No, not the Beatles. I mean a band with beetles. But they seem good enough that a couple of beetles dance.

His pipe is long enough so he could smoke from it on the window sill. As he admires the blue spring flowers.

2 guy chicks hit on a girl chick on the roller skating grounds. And she’s not having it. Wonder if she’s heard of Me Too. Probably not.

I don’t get what beetles have to do with Easter. Yet, they’re sharing an intimate moment under an umbrella.

Seriously, what the hell is going on here? Guess the egg who loses the most money has to sit on a wall. Also, do the flowers have eyes? And are they actually watching them?

This is basically the literal definition of “flower child.” And it’s really freaky. Seriously, why?

Yes, this flower children thing wasn’t just confined to Alice in Wonderland. And yes, it makes you wonder if you’re on an acid trip.

And apparently, it’s pulled by a mother hen and her chicks. I’m sure you won’t go far in that.

And it appears one of the witches brought something. While devils do a dance in the background. Seriously, how is this an Easter card?

Frogs don’t have families like that. Seriously, they lay their eggs in water, which hatch into tadpoles. Also, what do frogs have to do with Easter?

No, that’s not how people reproduce. And no, they don’t come out like they’re 3 years old.

Okay, this is from Scandinavia. And yes, the hen’s a bit insecure on how her chicks are holding onto the broomstick.

Bunny is frustrated over the lamb’s stubbornness. Lamb doesn’t want to visit the rickety old mill because they think it’s dangerous.

You can see the weird look in that chick’s eye. As they wonder what the hell they’re doing in an Easter basket instead of a chicken coop.

Is this how chicks in Downton Abbey hatch. Do they come equipped with pince nezes, top hats and canes? Asking for a friend.

You can see them go over the speed limit in Scandinavia. And yes, the cat’s freaking out. Also, the torches at the front pose a severe safety risk.

Not sure what the kettle has to do with Easter. But I sure don’t want my broomstick near it.

You can see the plane’s basically egg-shaped so the witch can put her feet up. While the cat secretly prays for a safe landing.

Yet, the cats appear to jump off the broomstick. Because they don’t want to be near it when she’s handling it.

One rides on a giant cat she probably enchanted. The other dresses in style and goes on a big horn sheep.

Yeah, Easter witches don’t take that kind of shit. Guess someone’s going be toad.

In Harry Potter they do. Yet, these kids are baffled by the daytime spectacle. Also, why is the moon out during daylight hours?

Sure she’s not drinking alcohol. Nonetheless, it’s a case of distracted driving that you don’t wonder why the cat’s clinging to dear life.

Yeah, when you’re flying at a high altitude, you probably run into a lot of tall structures. Wonder what she does to get any help.

This looks like an accident waiting to happen. Just wait when she’s tripped and all the eggs come crashing down.

Am I the only one to think this as freaky? Seriously, why?

Uh, can’t they just fly up the mountain? Seriously, they have brooms for that. Or did their brooms run out of magic power?

Okay, this is really freaky. Since when do eggs have mustaches, faces, and pince-nezes? Even the gnomes are stupefied.

Wonder how this is possible. Oh, yes, the egg’s just gigantic. Still, it boggles my mind.

Not sure about the dynamic. Since chicks are baby chickens. Also, the egg home has a chimney and ladder.

Since she’s got her umbrella with her. Yet, the cat’s still uneasy on the broomstick.

The old man’s kind of like, “What the hell’s going on?” But the witch on her broomstick doesn’t give a damn.

There’s a tradition in Scandinavia of Easter witches. I know it’s kind of messed up. Still, you’ll be seeing more of these on this post.

Though a couple chicks would rather do something else. As you can see from their blasé faces.

Yes, that’s another Easter witch on her broomstick. And no, I have no idea why people in Scandinavia thought her as significant.

Since a baby hatched from an egg and the chick seems to marvel at it. Despite it not being how human reproduction works.

Okay, I don’t think you should hold up eggs like that. Also, these are chicks holding them. So what kind of eggs do they use?

I don’t see this going too well. Seriously, experimenting with fireworks never goes well. Even among magic users. Just ask the Weasley Twins.

Well, it’s a giant egg cracked open. But it’s held with a giant ribbon. But that doesn’t keep a little chickie from escaping.

Since these little kids want to dress it up and make it their pet. Think of it along the lines of “I’ll hug em,’ and squeeze em,’ and keep em’ for ever and ever.” But Harry belonged in the wild open spaces.

Just keep in mind that they all have different mothers and that most of the boys won’t survive to adulthood. Still, I can’t see how this father would keep track of them.

Let’s say keeping eggs in a suitcase is a very bad idea. Since they’ll probably break as you carry them. And those chicks will probably suffocate.

The bunny’s like, “Come and frolic with me in the forest. We’ll have lots of fun.” While this boy is like, “Uh, no thanks, my mom wants me to iron my dog.” And he wants to make a run for it.

Yes, it’s pulled by bunnies which I don’t think is efficient. And I don’t think the bunnies like pulling the cart either.

Of course, not all of them can fit on it. Then there are the flowers dangling from the basket which I don’t think seems safe in any respect.

Or that he could find eggs big enough to put flowers in. Still, don’t use tobacco, kids, it’ll give you lung cancer and kill you.

Seems like she abducted this old guy. While she has her legs curled on her broom. And you can see her underwear.

Well, these witches don’t seem too happy about the arrival of aviation. As they look upon that plane with disdain.

Apparently, this witch got her broom caught in a TV antenna. And she’s really not happy about it. Hope the guy inside has good reception.

This witch’s broom includes a lever, wheel, and a propeller. While the other witches look to her with envy.

Indeed, a broken broom can really ruin your night. Still, what’s with the kettles? Cause I don’t get it.

And the rooster doesn’t seem too happy. But the hens on their flying brooms don’t care a bit.

Too bad since she’s already flown down. Wonder why the old man in bed hasn’t experienced a heart attack with her sudden presence.

Yes, the fisherman’s rescuing a witch who fell into the sea. Despite the fact she has magical powers.

Yes, apparently in Sweden, witches often like spending their nights with the guy in the moon. Yeah, I don’t know how that’s possible.

She’s like riding the sky like she’s on water skis. While the moon snidely eyes her with an unpleasant smile.

Here the guy on his broom eyes at the witch lady with binoculars. The witch is not happy. Kind of plays out like a scene in Harry Potter.

Seemed like they started smoking so young. Still, the chick seems like he’ll whack you with his riding crook if he could.

The bunnies are about as stumped as you or me. Guess someone must’ve been on drugs while designing this card.

Meanwhile, the lamb is resenting having to act as a stool for its rabbit friend. Guess some things aren’t as good as they’re cracked up to be.

I don’t expect this ending well. Even worse that it has to wear a rather humiliating costume in the process.

Think this was made during the Space Race, given how the Russians sent dogs in space. Still, the moon seems like he’s enjoying himself.

Yeah, I don’t get how they have people in eggs. Much less including flowers as well.

I don’t get putting chickens in clothes like this. But they all seem like a rather well-dressed family.

They may be excited now. But wait until they realize that their cats will need to be in crates and put in the baggage area.

You can see the men looking up at her. Bunch of skeevy perverts.

Guess she’s meant for a pinup. Though even characters on Harry Potter wore more while on their brooms than this. Also, Easter usually doesn’t have appropriate weather for swimsuits, especially in Sweden.

This chick wears a fez and smokes a pipe. I know it’s crazy that you’d think this card’s designer was on drugs.

Yes, she crashed through the TV. While the bald guys are wondering what the hell just happened.

Looks like the ladder couldn’t support the Easter Bunny’s weight. Then again, he might’ve just entered the chicken coop to steal some eggs.

Bunnies don’t hatch from eggs. Nonetheless, I can’t blame the boy from being understandably freaked out by the whole thing.

He better be fast cause that rooster looks like he could peck the guy to death. Wouldn’t want that.

The eggshells are swings. While one chick waits in line. Still, it’s kind of weird if you look at it.

Well, witches can use a break, too. Still, what the hell’s with that attendant?

Yet, these flowers have women’s faces. Wonder if anyone who designed this was on drugs. Probably. Seriously, why?

This is a tradition in France, by the way. Yeah, it makes no sense to me either.

Normally we don’t associate snow with Easter since it’s a spring holiday. But snow in April isn’t unheard of. Guess this is from Canada.

Seems like nobody’s interested among the chicks. Even the bunny knows his talent isn’t appreciated.

Yes, bunnies take to the skies. I know it’s really crazy. One even drops eggs from his basket.

You’d almost think these women are at a coven. Nonetheless, their faces look so sinister for 2 old ladies.

Indeed, this is really crazy. Even the cat is sort of shaped like an egg. Seriously, why?

Yet, despite being in a tub, that one chick still wears shorts. Not sure why that is (aside from censorship but even that’s ridiculous).

Here he has some eggs in bags and nets and chicks in a cage. Whew, selling this stuff must be a lot of work.

Heard they’re a folk music band called Benny Long Ears and the Hare Hutch. And they’re basically playing for carrots.

While it may look cute, you have to wonder about the laws of physics in this one. Because I’m not sure if an eggshell has any wind resistance.

Because walking your rabbits is always exhausting. Oh, that’s supposed to be a wagon?

Apparently, they come from a world with two kinds of rabbits. Ones that wear clothes and walk on hind legs. And ones that don’t. Also, the chicken couple doesn’t seem to mind that the a sentient rabbit is hoarding eggs.

However, the sheep doesn’t seem thrilled with the kid riding on it and incessantly ringing the bell. Yes, that can be annoying.

However, Jerry wasn’t pleased with Stanley’s habit of singing and playing accordion music. If Stan didn’t stop, Jerry swore to God he’d whack him with his cane.

While the Easter Bunny fills Easter baskets once a year, he mostly works as a waiter. And he mostly gets by on tips.

Because the mama and daddy chicks are out for blood. Wait, chicks have chicks? This is messed up.

And there you see the chicks looking by as the rabbit vender sells their fellow brethren to children. And they can’t do anything about it.

Funny, how the bunny’s driving two other bunnies to run the chariot. Not sure how that works.

Though I’m not sure if this boy knows anything about consent. Because I don’t think the girl asked for it. Boy, sexual misconduct starts young.

Though she appears annoyed, it’s her doll that terrifies me. Yeah, that thing freaks me out.

Didn’t know that Easter eggs could light up like that. Yet, that doesn’t explain why they’re not wearing pants.

Yet, he’s greeted by a bunny with no clothes on. And the eggshell has a few cracks.

Yes, this is a chick selling Easter eggs. Not sure how to explain that. And he’s even smoking a pipe.

So this trolley is filled with chicks and chickens. And yet, the chicks are seen as adults. Not sure why.