Not Licensed By the NCAA College Athletic Craft Projects (Fourth Edition)

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As with the NFL posts, I decided not to do a college athletic merchandise blog this year. After all, the more you do, the less crazy NCAA products you can find. Anyway, like most sports fans, while some prefer to buy overpriced gear of their favorite teams, others prefer to make their own. You can see such artistry at work with this March Madness bracket above. Yet, this mostly consists of construction paper, package tape, masking tape and string. Still, I used it since it’s something that doesn’t just reflect any one team. Anyway, for your reading pleasure I give you another assortment of college sport crafts. Most of these will be from NCAA Division I teams, naturally.

  1. This Christmas, decorate your house with one of these snowmen.
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One wooden snowman rolls tide for Alabama. The other is nuts for the Buckeyes.

2. Deck your Georgia Southern door with this decomesh wreath.

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Well, it’s mostly a blue wreath with ribbons of white and gold. Has the team logo in the center.

3. Perhaps you might prefer a wreath like this from Texas Tech.

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This one has the “T” in red and black polka dots. Yet, the decomesh is in a rather beautiful pattern.

4. Are you someone from Arkansas who doesn’t like wreaths? This decoration is for you.

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This one says “Hogs” given that razorbacks are pigs you don’t want to run into. Actually you don’t want to get on any pig’s bad side.

5. A simple Washington University wreath will always do.

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Consists of burlap decoration. Also has a purple W at the bottom.

6. Someone must really love the Georgia Bulldogs.

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Since the bulldog is in this “LOVE” panel. Not sure if it makes a good “Beware of Dog” sign.

7. Feel free to roll the tide with this Alabama wreath.

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It’s a red decomesh with a long houndsooth ribbon around it. It’s also, heart-shaped.

8. Don’t like wreaths? You might like this Georgia door hanger.

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It’s mostly made from burlap and it’s football shaped. Even has a tulle bow decoration.

9. Anyone in Happy Valley would love this wreath.

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It’s a blue Penn State decomesh wreath in blue and white. Includes football decorations for the Nittany Lions.

10. You can hook the Horns with this Texas wreath.

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It’s a dark orange decomesh with white and striped ribbons. Even includes a black feather.

11. Light up your night with this Alabama bottle light.

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Consists of an old wine bottle with Christmas lights in it. Make sure to decorate it with Crimson Tide pride.

12. Need a festive wreath? This LSU Tiger one doesn’t hurt.

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It’s purple and yellow decomesh. Contains a football at the center saying “Geaux Tigers.”

13. Perhaps a burlap Virginia wreath may suit you.

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Includes orange and blue zigzag ribbons. Also has the Virginia Cavalier logo in the center.

14. A tulle Georgia wreath will make a grand impression.

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Contains various shades of red, white, black, and pink. Also says, “Go Dawgs” on top.

15. A simple Notre Dame burlap wreath will always do.

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Has ribbon and football decorations. The N and D are yellow with blue polka dots.

16. Any Alabama fan might want this Crimson Tide bottle.

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This one has the college logo with the elephant. And no, I don’t recommend you put wine in it.

17. Show your Texas pride with this Longhorn yarn wreath.

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It’s orange with white diamonds. Contains brown, white, and orange flowers along with the Texas logo.

18. A rag felt wreath will suit a Michigan fan best.

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It’s orange with white diamonds. Contains brown, white, and orange flowers along with the Texas logo.

19. This Pitt wreath is especially festive.

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It’s a blue and gold decomesh wreath with gold baubles. Has a golden P in the center.

20. Roll tide with this door hanging.

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Consists of a framed picture with a houndsooth strap. Also has houndsooth and red flowers.

21. Go Big Red with this Nebraska yarn wreath.

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It’s red with white stripes. Has an N at the bottom with a football on each side.

22. Deck your front door this season with this white decomesh Penn State wreath.

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Has football decorations and Penn State ribbons. Features the Nittany Lion logo in the center.

23. Support your college team spirit with this Florida Gator ribbon wreath.

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Consists of blue, white, and orange ribbons. Some have stripes and dots. Some don’t.

24. Anyone in Alabama would love this crimson wreath.

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Has a large “A” with “BAMA” on it. Also consists of a thick houndsooth ribbon and bow.

25. Nothing rolls the tide like this Alabama wreath.

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Consists of red and houndsooth ribbons. Includes a helmet, cowboy hat, and a red football.

26. This Indiana panel is in all Hoosier glory.

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This one has a lot of things written on it. But the logo is well in the state.

27. No Boilermaker home is complete without this Purdue panel.

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Has the Boilermaker Special painted upon the wooden planks. Perfect for any Indiana home.

28. Any Husker would rejoice over a wreath like this.

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Consists of red and white decomesh along with ribbons. Has a wooden N and football in center.

29. Show Tiger pride with this LSU wreath.

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Consists of purple decomesh and a gold ribbon. Also has decorative paper baubles for emphasis.

30. Irish luck will shine in this Notre Dame wreath.

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Consists of green and blue ribbons of various shades and patterns. The N and D on top are in gold.

31. Buckeyes will go nuts over this Ohio State wreath.

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Since this burlap wreath has all kinds of buckeye nuts on it. Don’t worry, the nuts are most likely not real.

32. Care for a Florida ribbon wreath?

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Consists of blue and orange ribbons of different colors and patterns. Also has a large F for Florida.

33. In Arkansas, home is where they call the Hogs.

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No, I don’t mean those feral hogs. I mean the Razorbacks. And they’re hogs since they’re wild pigs.

34. Have your little one curl up in this small Michigan State quilt.

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It’s a child blanket. But has a green and white squares in a standard quilt pattern.

35. A simple Notre Dame wreath will do for the Irish.

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It’s a yarn wreath of navy blue with gold strips. The N and D here are in gold.

36. Auburn will always trap Alabama.

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Considering how Alabama seems one of the few teams with a shot at the college football championship, I beg to differ. Still, the mouse trap on elephant is clever.

37. Show pride for Arkansas with this Razorback sign.

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Has “Razorbacks” painted on red and black. Sounds cooler than “hogs” doesn’t it?

38. Love Kentucky? Then you’ll love this wreath.

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It’s a blue decomesh wreath. The letters U and K are white with blue polka dots.

39. A Notre Dame wreath shines in blue and gold brilliance.

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Includes gold berries among the navy blue ribbon and gold decomesh. Has the Notre Dame Fighting Irish logo on the bottom.

40. Feel free to go green with this Spartan wreath.

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This one is from Michigan State. And yes, it has gridiron ribbons. Didn’t know that’s available.

41. Care for a Michigan light?

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Just has Christmas lights in a blue wine bottle. Just make sure to smack the Michigan logo on it.

42. Support your South Carolina team with this football door hanger.

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Though I think the college should change its mascot. Since “gamecocks” will just incite giggles and is an allusion to cock fighting.

43. Perhaps a burlap Tennessee wreath will do.

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This one has gingham orange and white ribbon on the right. Says “Vols” on the left. Has a T with a football in the middle.

44. No Michigan State baby should be without their blankie.

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This is fleece blanket for babies. Though I wouldn’t call it very Spartan.

45. I’m sure this Notre Dame wreath brings in the Fightin’ Irish spirit.

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Made from navy blue and gold ribbons. Like the blue bow on top.

46. Stun your visitors with this Texas Tech decomesh wreath.

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Has red burlap flowers. Includes Texas Tech logo in the center.

47. Mountaineers would love to hang this sign.

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Has every sentiment asscoiated with WVU. All on a blue panel in yellow and white.

48. A simple cloth Auburn wreath will do.

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Made in a flower shape. All on blue and orange cloth with pawprints.

49. Anyone from the Bluegrass State would adore this blue wreath.

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And it’s made for basketball season, too. Made from decomesh and ribbons.

50. An Alabama wreath can use a few bows.

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Each bow contains a tag. Also includes houndsooth.

51. A little tigress girl needs a dress like this.

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It’s an Auburn dress. Includes a shirt, tutu, and bow.

52. Perhaps a Bama wreath with flowers will suit any Tide fan well.

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Has “Bama” in wooden letters. Flowers are white and red.

53. Any Ohio State fan would be nuts for this football hanging.

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Great for any OSU door. Even includes a bow. So pretty.

54. Feel free to sit in this Spartan chair.

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Says “Sparty On!” on the back. Has the Michigan State logo on the seat.

55. Light up your home with this Florida Gators glass block.

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Has a blue polka dot bow on top. Even has the logo painted.

56. Grace your door with this WVU ribbon wreath.

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Has blue and yellow ribbons. Includes football, helmet, and yellow WVU letters.

57. Be simply festive with this Notre Dame burlap wreath.

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Consists of blue ribbon around it. Includes a football and the letters N and D in blue letters.

58. No Bulldogs fan can resist this wreath.

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Has red footballs with black polka dots all around it. Contains a plush bulldog in the middle.

59. How about a burlap Georgia wreath like this?

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Has burlap strips of red, black, and white zigzag stripes. The Georgia logo is in the middle.

60. A tulle Gator wreath will please any Florida fan.

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Tulle and letters are in blue and orange. Football hangs in center.

61. Brighten your home with this Georgia glass light block.

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Has a bow of red and white stripes with the Bulldog logo. Perfect for any Georgia home.

62. Iowa fans would relish in a Hawkeye wreath like this.

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It’s decomesh with ribbons. Has a Hawkeye plate in center.

63. Bring in the basketball season with this LSU wreath.

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It’s made from ribbons. Has a bow with a purple and yellow flower on top.

64. Play beanbags with this Michigan State game hole.

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It’s made from wood and painted with the Spartan logo. Great for tailgate parties.

65. A Texas A&M home should have a wreath like this.

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It’s red decomesh with white ribbons. Has a Texas A&M sign in the middle.

66. A simple Alabama wreath will do.

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Made from burlap. Has striped bow on top. Includes elephant on top.

67. Red and black make for a Texas Tech wreath.

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Made from yarn with the Texas Tech logo on top. Includes red and black flowers.

68. Open college football season with this Gator hanging.

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Painted orange with a blue bow on top. Perfect for any Florida fan.

69. Go to the big game with these GSU bracelets.

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Each is made from plastic. And they’re all painted in Georgia Southern colors.

70. An Auburn wreath will do just fine.

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Has burlap of orange a blue stripes. Has a blue bow on the bottom.

71. Anyone from Arkansas would like to hang this razorback.

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It’s silver with glitter. Perfect for any Arkansas door.

72. Longhorns always belong in Texas.

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It’s made from string and goes where Texas is located. And on an orange panel.

73. Hope you can enjoy this Auburn wreath.

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Has blue, white, and orange ribbons wrapped around it. Includes felt flowers and the Auburn logo.

74. Want to hang this UNC rag wreath?

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Made from white and light blue rags. Has the UNC logo in the middle.

75. Celebrate the big game with this Michigan State panel sign.

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Says, “All Spartans Welcome Here.” All painted green on a panel.

76. Go out to the big game with this WVU jewelry.

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Includes a bracelet and necklace. Both have blue and yellow beads for Mountaineer fans.

77. Raise a glass to the Wisconsin Badgers.

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Well, it’s a Badger wine glass. Though I don’t think it’s for drinking.

78. Keep your neck warm with a WVU infinity scarf.

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It’s a scarf with no end. Has white and blue zigzag stripes and yellow WVU letters.

79. Show Eagle pride with this Georgia sign.

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It’s a wooden panel of Georgia with the GSU logo on it. Perfect for a Georgia Southern fan.

80. Mountaineer fans drink from these cups.

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They’re transparent straw cups. And they’re both in WVU colors.

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College Sports Fans Dressed in School Spirit Attire (Fourth Edition)

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As with my NFL costume post, I decided not to use my own picture to open it this year since photo ops require considerable preparation beforehand. Anyway, while American football fans look forward to their favorite NFL team play, school will soon be in session. And this means college football season will soon begin. In many places in the US, you’ll find people who are more diehard over their college teams than those in the pros. Mostly because they either went to the college or the college in question is closer to where they live. You can see this prevalent in the South, particularly in places like Alabama, Arkansas, and Mississippi. Thus, you’ll probably find plenty of sports fans in ridiculous costumes. So for your reading pleasure I give you another assortment of them. Most of them will be from NCAA Div. I teams. Enjoy.

  1. Here you can see a real life San Diego State University Aztec.
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Sure, it might be cultural appropriation. But unlike the Chargers, at least the SDSU Aztecs won’t desert to LA.

2. Bane and Iron Man can always come out to support the Miami Hurricanes.

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Okay, they’re fans dressed as Iron Man and Bane in green and orange glory. Bane even has gloves depicting the school mascot.

3. You’ll see a real Orange Man among the Syracuse fans.

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Well, the guy’s in orange spandex. Still less lame than the school’s actual mascot.

4. Someone must be nuts about Ohio State.

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He’s wearing a Buckeye nut necklace for emphasis. While his wig is of red and silver.

5. Apparently, Santa Claus supports the University of Virginia.

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Okay, that’s not Santa but he’s sporting a long beard and wearing a hat. Still, don’t really see Kris Kringle cheering for the Cavaliers.

6. He wears his love for the North Carolina Tarheels on his hat.

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Well, at least on the visor. Also, he painted half his face blue.

7. These guys go blue for Xavier U.

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Xavier is a Jesuit university in Cincinnati. Its mascot is the Musketeer and you might hear about them during March Madness. And yes, these guys are painted blue.

8. Here we find a Mountaineer fan trying to playfully strangle a Tiger fan from LSU.

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One guy wears a spandex suit with a blue and gold wig. The other goes all in on purple and gold.

9. You’d think these Clemson Tiger fans were in a production of cats.

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Since they have their faces painted like a tiger. Some even wear tiger costumes.

10. Always roll the tide in Alabama.

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These guys even wear big ties. As they show their Tide boxes on a stick with toilet paper.

11. An Irish fan should go all out.

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This woman wears a shiny garland top hat you’d use in Saint Patrick’s Day decorations. Since she’s proud of Notre Dame.

12. This Auburn guy goes with the Tiger face.

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He even wears tiger fangs. While his stripes are blue on orange.

13. These guys always wear their love for Auburn on their chest.

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Since they’ve painted their chests orange while they spell out the name. Okay, it’s not spelled quite right but you get the idea.

14. They show their love for their South Florida bulls in green and gold.

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Well, a couple of them are wearing clothes. Yet, each has a bull on their chests.

15. At Texas Tech, one must put on a cowboy hat and coveralls.

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She even wears black and red face paint. Though I’m sure she can loudly shout from the stands.

16. Even dogs cheer for Boston College.

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This pooch just wears a T-Shirt. And doesn’t seem too happy its owner made dressed it.

17. Perhaps it’s time to get out the flag for the Navy.

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Yes, I know it’s a military branch not a college. But they still participate in college games.

18. WVU fans paint their faces with blue and gold.

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One wears a coonskin hat for the Mountaineers. And yes, it has the WVU logo on it.

19. At UNC, the beard must match the hat.

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As you can see, he’s wearing a fuzzy Dr. Seuss hat. While his beard is in light blue.

20. This Georgia fan always has to put on the spikes.

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Okay, at least on his shoulder pads. But at least they’re not that sharp. Also paints his face red and black.

21. You have no idea of how crazy Georgia Bulldog fans can be.

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This guy’s wearing dreadlocks and weird face paint. Also sports spiked shoulder pads.

22. This UConn Huskie fan is all jacked for March Madness.

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Since he’s wearing a basketball headdress. While his shirt depicts huskies in Andy Warhol style.

23. He wears his love for the Georgia Bulldogs on his head.

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Given that he’s bald, he makes the most of it. Also, that’s just body paint he’ll have to take off before going to bed.

24. Boba Fett arrives in Miami to cheer for the Hurricanes.

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However, he has to pick up a frozen Han Solo later on and take him to Jabba. And not in his green and orange suit of armor.

25. Seminole glitter guys, meet your dream girls.

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Okay, they don’t have as much glitter on them. But they do wear red and gold body paint for Florida State.

26. Didn’t know I could find an Imperial Stormtrooper at Alabama.

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He’s even wearing a red helmet for the Crimson Tide. Though he wouldn’t do well on the rifle team since he can’t hit anything.

27. I bid you a big warm welcome for the La Salle University Glitter Bros.

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These guys are from a Catholic college in Philadelphia. While one comes in wearing a tie.

28. This Michigan girl wears her hat for the Wolverines.

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Incredibly, she wears a Wolverine hat. And I don’t mean the one from X-Men.

29. Hope you can fan out with this guy from Virginia Tech.

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He has an orange clown wig. While his friend wears a maroon one.

30. KISS and the nuns have descended on Wisconsin.

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The nuns even wear their Wisconsin pride on their habits. While some of the KISS members have red make up on.

31. Want these fans to spell it out for you?

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The guys painted “Clemson” on their chests, letter by letter. Save the one who’s got a pawprint instead.

32. This guy’s gone all red for Georgia.

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He wears a red visor and wig on his head to match his face. Not to mention spiked shoulder pads.

33. Never thought I’d come across a real hog head.

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Well, he’s an Arkansas Razorbacks fan. As you can see by his hat. Still, you don’t want to run into 30-50 of them.

34. These fans gather for a pow wow at Florida State.

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Yes, they’re in Native costume and it’ll sure offend many. But this is a ridiculous fan post. So it goes.

35. Even dinosaurs go for Michigan.

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These are fans in inflatable T-Rex costumes. Though you’d think they came all the way from Jurassic Park to watch the game.

36. You’d think this guy’s a real corn man.

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Cause he has a cob on his head and each of his arms. And yes, he looks really silly.

37. Things can be weird at a Nebraska game.

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Two guys are wearing coveralls. While a woman’s dressed up like an ear of corn. After all, Nebraska’s home of the Huskers.

38. Someone from Kentucky is all blue in the face.

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Relax, he’s wearing face paint and a blue wig. Yet, you’d almost think he’ll freeze during March Madness.

39. He’s all horned up for the Georgia Bulldogs.

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For he’s wearing horns on his head. Another of the Spike Squad.

40. These Virginia Tech fans come in shoulder pads and capes.

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They’ve even painted their faces. But fortunately, their shoulder pads are leather.

41. Make way for the Longhorn fan with the massive horns.

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Hope those horns don’t weigh him down. But when he comes, get out of the way.

42. There’s a Joker sporting a Mohawk.

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Okay, that’s a Georgia fan dressed as the Joker. Also wears spiked shoulder pads.

43. You’ll find a superheroine among these Seminoles fans.

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She wears a cape and mask, too. While she carries her things in her own utility belt.

44. In Arizona State, feel free to put on a fedora and laderhozen.

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It’s even funnier that this guy doesn’t look the least bit German. Even wears matching yellow Ray Bans.

45. These women go all purple for Clemson.

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Seems like they’re wearing a combination of tank tops and body paint. And yes, they’ve painted their faces.

46. You have to be mad not support the Oregon Ducks.

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And no, this guy’s not the Mad Hatter. Just an Oregon Ducks fan with eccentric fashion sense.

47. These glitter women don their Seminole headdresses.

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Wait a minute, Seminoles wouldn’t wear those headdresses. Those are Plains warbonnets. Cultural appropriation.

48. If there’s a fire in Arizona, you might want to see this guy.

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Okay, he’s an Arizona Coyote fan. Here he holds a the state flag and a Sun Devil plushie.

49. Always go green for Notre Dame.

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Though I’m not sure dressing like a gangster leprechaun at a disco is the way to go. Then again to each his own.

50. When it comes to Notre Dame, this guy’s all green.

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He’s even wearing a green tuxedo shirt with Irish flag suspenders. While his hat has all kinds of pins.

51. You don’t want to see a leprechaun without his shirt.

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Though he’s decked in green body paint, you can still see his tattoos. Hope he’s not drunk on whiskey.

52. A yellow war bonnet is always essential for an Oregon Ducks game.

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For God’s sake why wear that? Oregon’s mascot is Donald Duck. Then again, the fan may be Native American. But even so, I don’t think Oregon Indians wore them.

53. Mr. Goldskull just came for the Baylor Bears.

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If the Bears lose, he’ll curse the players so that they’ll lead lives of pain and misery should they go to the NFL. Also wears a matching golden chain.

54. This Duck isn’t having it.

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That’s an Oregon Duck fan in a hockey mask. They also wear a gold and yellow cape.

55. This fan’s going to light things up at Oregon.

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Well, he wears an Oregon hat lined with lights. While he’s got his face painted in green and yellow.

56. A Trojan sits down for a game at USC.

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He even wears a Trojan helmet. Though I don’t think it’ll help him in the Southern California heat.

57. There are people of all stripes who go for the Baylor Bears.

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These people are all wearing striped ref shirts with their team colors. One’s wearing a silly yellow wig.

58. Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters S and J for Saint Joseph University.

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Well, we have Big Bird and Cookie Monster. By the way, St. Joseph is a Jesuit college in Philadelphia.

59. A Northwestern girl came down with a grave case of pom pom hair.

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Oh, she has pom poms in her hair. Well, that’s school spirit for you.

60. I now give you, Basketball man.

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He’s a Baylor fan wearing a basketball hat. I know it looks incredibly hilarious and ridiculous.

61. And now, let me introduce you to Wagonhead.

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Since he’s wearing a Conestoga wagon on his head. Though to be fair, he’s from the University of Oklahoma.

62. Blue and white hair is all the rage at the University of North Carolina.

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Why does she have a zipper on her head? Does she wear another face during the game?

63. Somebody’s really mad about basketball.

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These fans from Florida University wear basketballs and nets on their heads. And all for their love of the Gators.

64. This tuxedo pig always knows how to stay classy.

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This person is a Razorback fan from the University of Arkansas. And wears the hog hat to match.

65. Behold, the Notre Dame Light Irish Brigade.

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Mostly because they have light green faces. One’s even totally green.

66. Apparently, someone came in dressed as Joe Boeheim.

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He must be some guy at Syracuse. Though judging from the costume, he doesn’t seem to have great fashion sense.

67. Supermen always cheer for Oklahoma Sooners.

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Though they wear red and white body paint for the school colors. One even wears a flamboyant red wig.

68. Introducing Pom Pom Man.

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Since his outfit’s made from pom poms. Though he must be hot in Alabama.

69. You’d think this Notre Dame leprechaun is on weed.

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Given he’s got a green wig and wears slanty sunglasses. Yeah, he’s totally high on something.

70. These 3 leprechauns always stick together.

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Since they all have the same kind of hat and beards. While unlike other Irish, they drink Budweiser beer.

71. Michigan Stormtrooper stops by a Wolverines game.

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Yet, don’t trust him with a T-shirt cannon. Because he won’t hit anything.

72. My, he must have really big hands.

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This guy’s from University of Miami. Since his hands are green and orange on both sides.

73. Hope you can cover all with these Illinois fans.

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They also have their faces painted orange and black. As their coveralls are striped.

74. Darth Vader is very disappointed with the Miami Hurricanes.

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And if they don’t win, he’ll force choke the players. So they better get their act together.

75. This lucha guy is all in for the Arkansas Razorbacks.

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He also wears a poncho. While his lady friend dons a cowboy hat.

76. What’s with the Husky face?

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Well, he’s wearing a Husky mask and hat. And yes, he’s totally freaking me out right now.

77. These announcers don’t know what’s coming to them.

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These are fans from Arizona State. One’s dressed as an eagle. One’s a unicorn. One’s a scary clown.

78. This Superman comes all the way from Kansas.

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Though he’s just here to support his team. And unlike the one in the comics, his suit has shorts.

79. This Arizona State Sun Devil fan is all in the red.

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Well, he wears a red spandex body suit. While he sports a flaming yellow wig on his head.

80. Goldy’s got a few friends at Minnesota.

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The guys are in gopher costumes. Like they’re supporting Punxsutawney Phil on Groundhog Day.

81. These Georgia Tech fans can always form a yellow line.

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One of them has a unicorn mask. While the rest have flaming yellow wigs.

82. Apparently, the Pharaoh is on Team Gonzaga.

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Well, one has that Egyptian headdress on. Yet, I wonder if the college treats him like a king on the Nile.

83. Someone at Georgia knows the ways of the Force.

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Then again, Sith use the red lightsaber. Yet, only 2 they are, no more, no less.

84. The green masked guy has to look smashing at the game.

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His mask has an orange has a handle bar mustache. He also wears an orange tie and sunglasses.

85. These Seton Hall fans have gone a bit formal.

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Seton Hall’s a Catholic university in New Jersey. While these guys are all in spandex tuxedo suits.

86. Well, here’s a Ram who’s not so Rowdy at Colorado State.

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He seems rather tired. While his ram ears are quite plushy.

87. Sometimes you got to go with the pattern.

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As you can see, his comes directly from his hat. And yes, he painted a complex cross on his face.

88. This Florida International Elf roots for the Golden Panthers.

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Apparently, he’s spending football season in Miami instead of at the North Pole. Also, he should be roasting.

89. Perhaps one can spell out FIU on their midriffs.

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These women have done just that. And they’re wearing bikini tops to show.

90. Hope you find these Northwestern fans interesting.

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One’s a scary clown in a purple suit. The other wears half a mask and a purple cape.

91. At Boisie State, you can’t wear a sombrero without blue hair.

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Wonder what he’s shouting in the stick he’s carrying. Still, at least the sombrero adds a colorful touch.

92. Wonder what’s gone through these Penn State players.

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Okay, they’re fans. Yet, those faces in the football helmets seem rather silly to me.

93. One can’t wear too many necklaces for LSU.

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Seems like he’s about to attend a Mardi Gras party afterwards. Even wears a purple jester hat.

94. You’ll be bound to find a piñata girl at Boise State.

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But please don’t hit her with a stick. Because that counts as assault and battery. Also, you don’t want the candy she has inside her.

95. Didn’t know the Chick Fil-A cow roots for Alabama.

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Given the CEO opposes LGBT rights, it makes a lot of sense. Still, funny how the cow wears a red cape.

96. This skeleton guy always supports his East Carolina Pirates.

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Well, the skull face is mostly face paint. But he also wears a bandana and sunglasses to look cool.

97. You’d think this East Carolina gal is from the 17th century.

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She’s clearly dressed up as a pirate. Even wears an eye patch with a jeweled skull and cross bones.

98. Elvis has come to Iowa.

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Thought Elvis would be for Ole Miss or Tennessee. Oh, wait, he never went to college.

99. Even gophers like the Golden Gophers.

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Okay, she’s wearing a gopher mask. Yet, don’t bet on her crawling into a hole in February.

100. Don’t mess with this South Carolina chicken.

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He’s supposed to be a gamecock, said to be used in cockfighting. Also has his own superhero sidekick.

Not Licensed by the NFL Professional Football Craft Projects (Fifth Edition)

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Though I usually follow an NFL costume post with strange NFL merchandise, I decided to just skip to crafts. While there’s a lot of crazy NFL merchandise out there, it’s increasingly difficult to find unique items with NFL logos. Not to mention, I kind of prefer doing craft stuff anyway. Anyway, while many NFL fans like to get their gear at overpriced NFL stores, some might prefer to make their own. After all, you’ll find crafters in every fandom. Sports fans are sometimes no different. Many might use crafts for decorations like a team wreath for their front door. Some might go for outdoor decoration and other items. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of NFL crafts for the upcoming season.

  1. Grace your home with this Broncos wreath.
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Might consists of bows. Includes orange ribbons. Perfect for anyone in Denver.

2. If you live in Miami, you might like this ribbon wreath.

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The ribbons are in aqua green and orange as well as in a variety of patterns. Perfect for any Dolphins fan door.

3. A Patriots wreath should include a few felt flowers.

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The flowers are red and white. The wreath is made from blue yarn with red stripes.

4. A New Orleans Saints wreath can get quite fancy.

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This one has black and gold ribbons all over it. A black football is in the center.

5. Keep your ears warm this football season with this Green Bay Packers headband.

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It’s crocheted green with a Packers logo on it. Perfect for a cold tailgate party in Wisconsin.

6. A baby Steeler fan can’t do without a pair of these booties.

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They’re made from cloth to keep your little one’s feet so warm and cozy. So cute.

7. Speaking of Steelers, you might want a wreath like this.

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This one has black and gold stripes and the logo on the right. And all made from scrunched cloth.

8. I’m sure a 49er fan would want this wreath on their door.

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This is a striped yarn wreath of gold and red. Contains a football and a 49ers flag on the bottom.

9. Go to the game in these Steeler flower hair clips.

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Each one has black and gold petals. 2 have the logos in the center. One has a helmet.

10. Perhaps you’d prefer to wear a Dallas Cowboys hairclip instead.

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This one’s made with blue and white ribbons. Has the Cowboys logo in the center.

11. Feel free to hang this Steeler decomesh wreath.

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It’s a mostly black and gold wreath. Decorated with black and gold ribbons and a Steeler sign.

12. Any girl would want this Denver Broncos headband.

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It’s crocheted with a football and a blue and orange flower. Great for games at the Mile High City.

13. Perhaps a Miami Dolphins fan would like a ribbon wreath like this.

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Consists of white, orange, and aqua blue ribbons. Some even have the Dolphins logo. And despite how we see them as docile creatures, dolphins do have a vicious side.

14. Any Baltimore Ravens fan would crave for this sign.

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This one is painted on wooden panel. Perfect to put on your door if you don’t like wreaths.

15. Cook your tailgate fare in this Steeler apron.

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It’s mostly gold with a black sash to tie. Available for women and with pockets.

16. You can tell a Seahawks fan lives here by this wreath.

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Even consists of a sign stating it. Also the wreath is blue and bright green.

17. Get ready for game day with this New England Patriots rag wreath.

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Uses red and blue rags. Includes Patriots football logo.

18. Keep warm this football season with this Pittsburgh Steelers quilt.

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Has a rather interesting quilt pattern. Perfect for the later season.

19. Light up your home with this Pittsburgh Steeler bottle light.

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Made from a wine bottle with Christmas lights inside. Also includes the Steelers logo along with black and gold ribbons.

20. Decorate your door this season with this Seahawks wreath.

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Consists of decomesh and ribbons. Has a Seahawks logo on a placard in the center.

21. Look your best at the big game with this Steeler ribbon headband.

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Covered in a black and gold ribbon weave with a bow. So pretty.

22. This Pittsburgh Steeler logo is all thread.

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Mostly because it’s done on a panel in this style. Perfect for any Steeler fan in your life.

23. Care for a Detroit Lions wreath?

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It’s a decomesh wreath that shows you’re with your team. Even if they usually never win their games.

24. Grace your front door this football season with a festive Saints wreath like this.

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Who knew Saints wreaths can be so festive? Then again New Orleans best known for Mardi Gras.

25. Light up your man cave with this Seattle Seahawks bottle lamp.

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Made from an old blue wine bottle. Has the Seahawks name and bow decoration.

26. Step right up with these Baltimore Ravens flip flops.

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Includes a purple flower on top. Not meant for the shower, however.

27. Anyone in Detroit would love this Lions wreath.

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This is a felt rag wreath with gray and blue strips. Includes a Lions logo at the bottom.

28. A Cincinnati Bengals wreath must always have striped décor.

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Well, this has a tiger stripe ribbon around it. After all Bengals are tigers.

29. Light up your game with this Rams wine bottle light.

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Not sure if this is for Saint Louis or LA. Also has a ribbon around the neck.

30. Anyone in Chicago would love to have this Bears yarn wreath.

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Has triangle flags across it spelling “Bears.” Also includes other felt decorations.

31. Perhaps you’d like a pair of Jacksonville Jaguar boots.

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These are heavy duty boots with Jaguar decor on them. So you can’t wear them to work anymore.

32. Look your best for the big game with these Seattle Seahawks earrings.

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These are made from beads depicting the Seahawks logo. I don’t think they’re meant for my ears though.

33. How about a Tampa Bay Buccaneers ribbon wreath.

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Composed of all kinds of ribbons. The logo is on the side.

34. Wonder where a Dolphin fan is to go during the holiday season.

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One arrow points to the North Pole. The other points to the Miami Dolphins’ stadium.

35. Keep warm at the game with this Jacksonville Jaguars crocheted beanie.

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Not sure why anyone would need a hat like this in Jacksonville. Since it’s in Florida where cold weather is a 40 degree day.

36. Any fan of the Chicago Bears would appreciate this burlap wreath.

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Spells out “Bears” on the left with the logo on the right. Decorated with orange and blue ribbons.

37. Be a maven in your kitchen in this Pittsburgh Steelers apron.

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This one has stripes on the trim. Perfect for any Pittsburgh kitchen on game day.

38. Perhaps a burlap wreath of the Indianapolis Colts may suit you.

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This one has a blue ribbon with a bow. Also includes the Colts logo on top.

39. Grace your home with this crocheted Steeler logo.

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Sure it’s rather minimalistic. But best if you put these stars on a white circular table.

40. Miami Dolphins fans would relish in this wreath.

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Made out of burlap and decomesh. Includes footballs and the Dolphins’ logo in the center.

41. Want a Pittsburgh Steelers gingerbread man?

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Technically he’s a Christmas tree ornament. But he’s decked in the black and gold nonetheless.

42. Nothing says a good time like drinking from these Saints wine glasses.

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Actually, I don’t think people would drink from them. More like put them in a display case.

43. Don your door this NFL season with this Pittsburgh Steeler wreath.

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This wreath’s made out of black yarn with gold felt diamonds. And it’s all held together by white string along with red and blue pins.

44. Perhaps a Dallas Cowboy fan will like this cross on their mantle.

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The cross is made out of blue cloth pulled onto a wooden panel. And it’s topped with a cloth white rose.

45. Grace your door this season with a Broncos yarn wreath.

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It’s mostly blue with some orange. Spells out “Broncos” on top.

46. Be glamorous in the kitchen wearing this Pittsburgh Steelers apron.

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Seems like the third Steelers apron on this post. But you can wear this one with a pearl necklace apparently.

47. Carry your things with this Jacksonville Jaguars tote bag.

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Great for carrying a bottle of wine when your team loses. If you’re a Jaguars fan, that’s certainly a fact of life.

48. Support your team with this Houston Texans wreath.

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It’s decomesh with zigzag striped ribbons. Includes flags with the Texans logo on them.

49. Prepare your food in this stylish New York Jets apron.

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Don’t really seem to have a lot of Jets stuff on my NFL posts. Anyway, it has a green tie, by the way.

50. I’m sure any Dallas Cowboy fan would want a wreath like this.

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Consists of white and blue decomesh. Also has a Cowboys star logo in the center.

51. A Baltimore Ravens wreath can use a few flowers.

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It’s a yarn wreath of gold and purple with purple, gold, and white felt flowers. The logo is on the bottom.

52. Nothing makes game day like this Colts table decoration.

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Consists of 2 blue helmets on tissue paper with footballs. Makes a great centerpiece.

53. Keep yourself warm with this crocheted Seahawks blanket.

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Has blue, white, and bright green zigzag stripes. Perfect for any cold game, especially in Seattle.

54. Step into these stylish Ravens flip flops.

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These have bows on them, too. Also, not meant for the shower either.

55. Hang this Colts wreath on your door.

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It’s burlap with a blue bow and the horseshoe logo. One of the more simpler projects on this post.

56. Perhaps a Colts grapevine wreath will suit you.

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Contains a garland with “Colts” spelled out in felt. Also includes a zigzag striped bow on top.

57. No Carolina parent should leave their cub without these Panther booties.

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They’re crocheted with ribbons. Not sure if they’ll be used in the Carolinas since it’s warmer there during the winter.

58. You can tell a real Colts fan lives here by this sign.

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It’s painted on a 2-piece wooden panel. Perfect for any door or outside.

59. Bet you’ve never seen a Steelers wreath like this before.

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One side consists of rags. The other consists of string. Also includes black and gold stars.

60. Want to cook in this Baltimore Ravens apron.

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Has purple bows on the top and on the pockets. Wonder if they also make these for men.

61. Don’t show up at the game without your New York Giants headband.

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Has the Giants logo on the top. Still, for a 2-time Super Bowl winning team, I don’t seem to find a lot of stuff on them.

62. You might come across this Dallas Cowboys jar.

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Consists of a jar nailed to a blue and white panel. Wonder if this is used to store keys.

63. Dress your front door with this Redskins wreath.

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It’s a decomesh with a Redskins ribbon. Also includes the Redskins logo with a helmet along with footballs.

64. Care for a fancy Jaguar wreath?

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This one is in black decomesh with aquamarine and leopard print ribbons. But you can tell it’s for the Jaguars since it includes a football.

65. Any New England girl would love to wear a Patriots hair clip like this.

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It’s made from red, white, and blue ribbons in a flower design. So you can also wear it on the 4th of July.

66. Praise the Lord and the Dallas Cowboys with this cross.

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It’s wood and painted in white, blue, and silver. Given most of Texans root for the Cowboys, they should adore it.

67. A simple yarn Colts wreath will always do.

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Spells out “Colts” on the flags. Also consists of a white horseshoe, pom poms, and a football.

68. Anyone in Tennessee would love this Titans pumpkin.

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Even includes a face mask. Though I don’t think it will scare anyone.

69. Curl up on your couch in this Green Bay Packers quilt.

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It takes a standard quilt pattern. While the borders are in yellow and green.

70. Kick back this season in a Dallas Cowboys lawn chair.

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Made out of wood as well as painted blue and silver. Not sure if you can watch the game in it since it’s more suited for the outdoors.

71. Be festive during football season with this tulle Dolphins wreath.

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Is in aqua green and orange stripes. Consists of a bow with a football on it at the bottom.

72. Sometimes a simple wreath is best.

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This is a black burlap Jacksonville Jaguars wreath. Has “Jags” in aquamarine letters and a leopard print bow.

73. Keep your stuff in this Seahawks tote bag.

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Has a bright green streak on top. Perfect for taking to games in Seattle.

74. Have your little foal snuggle with this Denver Broncos blanket.

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It’s made from fleece. So your little one won’t shiver in the Mile High City.

75. Make your games bright with this Tennessee Titans bottle light.

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Lit with Christmas lights inside a wine bottle. Also includes Titans ribbons at the neck.

76. A Steelers wreath should have some flowers.

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Particularly black flowers since it’s the black and gold. Has the Steelers logo on the right.

77. Wrap yourself on a cold day with this Seattle Seahawks blanket.

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It’s crocheted with the Seahawks logo on it. Great for winter days.

78. Perhaps you might want to wear this Seahawks heart pendant necklace.

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Made from blue, white, and green beads. Perfect for the big game.

79. Show your love for the New York Jets with this decomesh wreath.

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Well, decomesh and burlap. Has a burlap bow with the Jets logo on it.

80. A Denver girl would love to wear this Broncos jumper.

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Has a denim top and a Broncos skirt. So adorable.

NFL Fans Dressed and Ready for Game Day (Fifth Edition)

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Though August has no notable holidays, it’s a rather busy month. For one, people usually take their vacations around this time. Second, it’s back to school season, making stores busy given how parents scramble for their kids’ supplies. But August also kicks off the NFL pre-season. And the Steelers’ first pre-season game is on Friday, August 9. Given that I’m not a big sports fan at all, I’ll most likely watch Netflix instead. Nonetheless, given that football is incredibly important where I live, I must do posts to boost my stats since they’ve been recently lagging. Anyway, one of the huge features of sporting events is seeing some fans in their outlandish costumes. Because for them, wearing their team’s jersey isn’t enough. The NFL is no exception. And yes, people do look ridiculous in them. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of NFL costumes.

  1. You might find a scary face among the stands in Miami.
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And it’s not Ray Finkle. Rather it’s a guy in a orange and aqua green horror movie mask to support the Dolphins.

2. Feel free to go blue for the Dallas Cowboys.

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And thank God, they’re wearing shirts. Still, one guy has a silver star on his face.

3. No pink dress can have too many baubles if you’re supporting the Atlanta Falcons.

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Her dress even includes sequins. While her hat consists of hot pink feathers.

4. Perhaps your hat should have some of your favorite players.

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These are Browns fans. So the players aren’t that great. Still, like the bones on the other guys’ hats.

5. For Seahawks fans, the hair should always match the face paint.

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And yes, his mohawk is in green, blue, and silver. Fortunately, the Seahawks are usually good enough to make the playoffs.

6. Huge support for one’s team always requires a huge hat.

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This guy has a Dr. Seuss type hat in support of his Tennessee Titans. Wonder why you don’t hear about that team very often.

7. A Broncos fan should always drive in a Broncos car.

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Sure it’s small. But I’m positive it cost this guy a fortune. But he seems proud of it in his horse hat.

8. The Houston Texan fans have their horns out.

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The horns are made from paper mache. But they’re also in red and blue to support the team.

9. She has her love for the Pittsburgh Steelers all over her face.

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Well, she has the logo on the face. Also wears a boa of black and gold feathers around her neck and beneath her coat.

10. A Detroit Lions fan wallows in shame.

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Given that they didn’t win a game one season. Still, they’re not known as a winning team. But I think the bag on the guy’s head is hilarious.

11. This man’s ready for Packers business.

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He even wears a cheese tie with coveralls. Would be funnier if he wore the tie with a green suit.

12. Don’t forget to have a beer on tap.

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This Browns fan has a beer bottle on his hard hat. Comes very handy given the Browns’ track record.

13. This Buffalo Bills fan is here to show his support.

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He’s wearing a rather interesting jacket, too. Not sure who Talley is. Must be one of the players.

14. One has to be strong to root for the Bills.

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This guy has a blue muscle shirt on along with a pink cape to support Breast Cancer Awareness. It’s said to match his red fro and beard.

15. A cat face is essential for those who love the Carolina Panthers.

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She has blue etchings on it as well. Still, at least it’s not black since that would be a huge problem.

16. Red Alert! Packers car coming through.

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Has a cheese on top. Wonder how much it cost to put this car in Packer colors. Probably an arm and a leg.

17. A Seahawks queen must always have the logo on her face.

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She has jewels around her eyes. And even wears a tiara on her silver, green, and blue hair.

18. You might want to don a full body suit to support your Cincinnati Bengals.

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Yes, it’s made from orange spandex. Also wears a headdress with orange and black feathers.

19. Don’t forget your dreadlock hat.

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This Steeler fan even has a black and gold face paint. Nonetheless, I’m not sure if the hat’s even necessary.

20. Bengal fans always stick together.

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One guy has a leather Bengal helmet. The other wears a tiger hat with black and orange clown hair.

21. Always be bundled up for a New England Patriots game.

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His face is painted red, white, and blue. While his hat sports blue and silver fuzz that’s most likely not his real hair.

22. Is he wearing a mask or is that face paint?

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Well, the style makes you think this Seahawks fan is wearing a mask. But he’s actually sporting face paint. Then again, the green part’s probably a Phantom mask.

23. This dog is all in for the San Diego Chargers.

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Excuse me, LA Chargers. Then again, its owner probably dressed the dog in that outfit for a photo op anyway.

24. Chargers fans got to wear lightning bolts on their heads.

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One has a lightning bolt hat. The other has the lightning bolt painted on his bald head.

25. These Charger fans know how to shock the Chiefs.

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The woman the left has a Chargers visor hat with blue and yellow hair. While she also sports a blue and yellow wig along with a blue cape. Not to mention both hold large lightning bolts.

26. This 49ers fan shows his Super Bowl pride.

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But don’t mention Colin Kaepernick who played for the team. Because I think the guy’s white.

27. These Rams fans sport the curly clown wigs.

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The wigs are in blue and gold. While they sport skull makeup akin to the Day of the Dead.

28. This Baltimore man runs on purple.

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He supports the Ravens, by the way. Even wears a purple hat and holds a purple towel and pom poms.

29. These Raiders fans have face masks on their sombreros.

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Seems like a long time to get to any Raiders fans. Though sombreros don’t offer the same head protection as helmets do.

30. This Raiders fan is an American patriot at heart.

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Well, the logo he’s wearing has shiny red, white, and blue decorations. Don’t think it’s enough to help the team though.

31. This New Orleans Saints fan’s got a helmet with a visor.

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Wonder how he sees through that thing. Then again, the visor might function like sunglasses.

32. These Steeler ladies rock in their black and gold gear.

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One even wears Steeler sunglasses. While they both sport similar Steeler Scarves.

33. For this Green Bay Packers fan, a cheese head’s not enough.

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This one has Green Bay Packers logos all over his hat. The cheese even has a cape.

34. This Packers fan meets with an ancient soldier.

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The guy on the right is a Tennessee Titans fan. He wears a Roman Centurion helmet and a fur cape.

35. These Houston Texan fans know how to get their freak on.

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3 of them wear sombreros and skull masks. One wears a bandana and big pendant necklaces.

36. A Raiders fan needs a skull on each shoulder.

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And both have to have mohawks and go with the chains. While the chains also have to have skulls on them.

37. An Arizona Cardinals fan always sports a bird mask.

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Well, it’s a bird mask in the luchador style. Even has fake red hair on top.

38. This fiery man comes for the Denver Broncos.

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You’d almost think he’s on fire with his orange face and hair. But that’s just face paint and a wig.

39. As far as this guy’s concerned, the Cleveland Browns have gone to the dogs.

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Then again, the dog is the Cleveland Browns mascot. Still, the team’s not going to win Super Bowls anytime soon.

40. Seems we got a real New Orleans firefighter.

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He’s in a Saints-inspired firefighter outfit. As he waves an American flag.

41. Minnesota Viking fans come in all shades.

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You see some guys in camo along with a guy in a superhero outfit. One even wears a fire helmet with horns.

42. All a Raiders fan needs is a banner and as a silver skull mask.

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Sure it’s not as ridiculous as some of the others. But it still goes with the Raiders skull schtick.

43. He shows his love for the Seahawks all over his face.

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His fan face even includes sharp teeth. Still, why anyone would do face paint like this is beyond me.

44. This woman paint herself in the black and gold.

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To be fair, she’s only using that face paint pattern to emulate the hair. Still, if it wasn’t for the gold stripe in the middle, she’d be in deep shit.

45. This Cowboys fan is all decked out for the game.

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He has blue and white stars on his face. While he wears a large blue cowboy hat and a white cape.

46. Behold, the Colts transformer.

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He has a Colts mask with Colts stuff on it. But no one knows who he is.

47. Chargers fans, put on your clown wigs.

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One has a white wig. The other has a yellow one. But if they live in San Diego, they’re screwed.

48. Elvis has come to the Tennessee Titans game.

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Well, Memphis is in Tennessee so it fits. But Elvis grew up in Mississippi so he might’ve been a fan of the Saints.

49. A fan wears skulls to support his Oakland Raiders.

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Guy has a skull on each shoulder and one on his chest. One of them has a Dallas Cowboys helmet in its jaws.

50. This Philadelphia Eagles fan lets the eagle soar.

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Fan is even dressed like an eagle. Wears a feather wig and fur sleeves.

51. The Minnesota Viking sounds his horn.

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To be fair, real Vikings didn’t wear horned helmets in battle. But since the Vikings’ mascot does, here you go.

52. Apparently, Red Skull is a Cardinals fan.

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Actually that’s a skull mask painted in a Cardinal motif. Still, like the fuzzy suit jacket.

53. These Saints gladiators will protect you.

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Each one carries a shield with a fleur de lis. And both have a fleur de lis on their faces.

54. This Patriots fan comes with all stars and stripes.

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He’s got his face painted and wears a foam Patriots logo hat. Though don’t mention Brady’s deflated footballs.

55. One must always look one’s best for a Raiders game.

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She seems more dressed for the Venice Carnival than a football game. But her outfit sports silver and black nonetheless.

56. Cincinnati has its own Captain Obvious.

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He wears a Bengals hat along with an orange and black suit. Not to mention, ushers other stadium goers to their seats at the big game.

57. To this fighter, the Cowboys are #1.

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He’s wearing a silver luchador mask. While he’s holding a Cowboys banner.

58. These Bronco fans arrive in their sombreros.

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Their sombreros are blue with orange embroidery. While their faces are blue, orange, and white as well.

59. These Panthers fans always know how to party.

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And yet they’re wearing face paint and funky hats. The guy even sports fringe.

60. Bet you’ve never seen Packers fans like these.

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One guy has a cheese hat with a green and yellow cape. The other wears a stadium hat and a cheese necklace.

61. This fan has quite the Eagle eye.

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Even wears a white wig and sports Eagle talons. Bet he doesn’t stab anyone.

62. These Saints fans are down to honest folk.

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They’re both posing in an America Gothic like scene. And both wear coveralls in black and gold stripes.

63. Batgirl expresses her love for the New Orleans Saints.

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She wears a Venice mask and sports a black and gold boa. Thinks she’s “dat girl.”

64. You don’t want to cross this die-hard fan.

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He has a foam player hat that kind of creeps me out. But perhaps it’s because the background is a night forest.

65. When you have to go to a Renaissance Festival before attending the Super Dome.

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They’re supposed to be dressed as nuns supporting the Saints. Also, one of them is a guy.

66. Want to take a ride in his Ram car?

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Seems rather old fashioned like a convertible Model T. But doesn’t have much room for comfort.

67. This fan is all about the biz.

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He’s painted himself silver with a mohawk. While his suit jacket contains the Patriots logo.

68. This Ram fan came with the horns.

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Yes, they’re ram horns. And let’s hope he doesn’t live in Saint Louis. Since the Rams screwed that city dearly.

69. This guy’s got a steel beam through his head.

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Well, he’s a Steeler fan. And the beam is golden.

70. This Seahawks girl always comes with green hair.

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And it seems she’s not happy with the game. Also wears a white, blue, and green scarf.

71. How about matching Chicago Bears hats?

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Each bear hat wears a jersey and sports claws. Still, at least these 2 match.

72. The mohawk always has to match the mustache.

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Well, this Dolphins has a blue-green and orange mohawk and a blue-green mustache. Yet, you don’t know who he is due to his reflective sunglasses.

73. These fans are all about the defense.

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Consists of blue and orange Chicago Bears, a Tampa Bay Buccaneer, a Cowboys fan in a tiger suit, and a Saints fan in whatever. Wonder what they’re doing at this event.

74. These Redskins fans come in spiked.

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These guys wear spiked shoulder pads to support their team. Hey, at least they’re not wearing warbonnets.

75. This Raiders fan comes in all spiked.

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Don’t want to sit next to him in the stadium. After all, you might get poked by one of his shoulders.

76. It’s not easy being green.

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Unless you’re a Seahawks fan apparently. As both dad and kid sport green faces and hair.

77. These New York Giants fans come in their silver jackets.

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You’d almost think the jackets come straight out of a sci-fi movie. While their jerseys are also shiny.

78. This captain shows his support for the Carolina Panthers.

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He even carries a Panther Captain American shield. While the helmet just says K.

79. This Cowboys fan is ready for action.

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He wears a blue Cowboys hat with a blue and white luchador mask. And yes, the gloves will come off.

80. Bet you’ve never seen a Cardinals fan like this before.

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He has no shirt on and paints most of his body red. Also sports a fuzzy red wig.

81. Perhaps you should come into a stadium well dressed.

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Here this Atlanta Falcons fan wears a shiny silver dress. While a red shawl covers her shoulders. Not sure what it’s made of.

82. Shiny skulls may suit any Raiders fan.

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This guy has one on each shoulder. Don’t want to sit next to him at the game.

83. You may never guess who’s under this Saints fan’s mask.

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He wears a mask and armor. Armor even has spikes.

84. Seems like glory has gone to these Seahawks fans’ heads.

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Actually they’re masks. But they do look incredibly goofy and cartoonish that you can’t take them seriously.

85. High spikes always look great on a Patriots fan.

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They’re often used to deflate footballs. But I don’t think these spikes will do the trick.

86. The New England Patriots are among the greatest American football teams.

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This guy wears an American flag painted on his chest. His face is blue with white stars. Also, most people outside New England hate the Patriots.

87. In Jacksonville, don’t forget your Jaguar head.

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This guy hasn’t though he looks pretty foolish in it. Also doesn’t seem happy about his team.

88. Even the owl roots for the New Orleans Saints.

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Well, the owl’s taxidermied. But the guy wears a military helmet and carries a bazooka with the Saints logo.

89. Supa Saint always goes for his team.

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Kind of looks like an 1980s hair band guitarist. Or one played by Ben Stiller in a comedy.

90. Are these ladies entertained?

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These women wear black-old fashioned dresses to support their Raiders. Like their masks.

91. The Beadman is quite a mysterious figure.

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But it’s no mystery that he loves his Saints. His golden mask even sports the logo.

92. This Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan arrives in half a mask.

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He also wears a tricorn hat just like a pirate would. Or rather like a pirate would in the late 17th or early 18th centuries.

93. This Kansas City Chiefs fan is clearly on fire.

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Okay, he’s not. His fake hair just looks like it’s on fire given the team colors.

94. This Raiders fan can use a feather headdress.

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The headdress is even decked with jewels. The guy wears a black and silver luchador mask.

95. Hey, that’s not a Colts’ helmet.

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Okay, he’s got body paint Colts helmet. And yes, it looks incredibly ridiculous. Seriously, why?

96. Seahawks fans come in all types.

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Some of them can be snazzy dressers. Others look incredibly freakish. But hey, it’s all for the team.

97. Maybe the lady might want to see the Raiders win.

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Indeed her mask has a veil in the back. But she has a fancy mask party to attend afterwards.

98. You can’t wear too many beads to a game.

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How many does this Ravens fan have? And do the beads weigh him down?

99. Seems like this sly elf’s gone for the Broncos.

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He’s got pointed ears, too. And yes, he seems creepy in that cowboy hat.

100. It’s a sad life for a Browns fan.

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Mostly because they typically don’t win games. Seriously, Cleveland’s team sucks.

The Adorable World of Funko POP! Vinyl Figures

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You see these figures in plenty of stores and online. Distinguished by their square oversized heads, beady eyes, and small plastic bodies, these figures have become popular as collectibles. Founded in 1998 at Snohomish, Washington, Funko has become noted for its pop culture collectibles, particularly its noted plastic figurines and bobbleheads. After all, it was originally conceived as a small project to create various low-tech, nostalgia-themed toys. Their first known bobblehead figurine was the Big Boy restaurant mascot. Although the company also makes plushies, action figures along with electronic items like USB devices, lamps, and headphones. Since its inception, Funko has created 13,642 different products in dozens of toy lines. Their most famous Pop! Vinyl line figurines are modeled in a similar Japanese deformed style which have existed since 2010. So for your reading pleasure, I’ll give you an assortment of these toys. Enjoy.

  1.  King of the North Jon Snow takes the Iron Throne.
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Except he doesn’t despite killing Daenerys. Since Drogon melts the Iron Throne shortly afterwards. While he’s sent to exile at the Wall.

2. Thor is about to rock at Ragnarok.

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Though he has a skull helmet in his hand. He’ll get a real makeover later.

3. “You want me to paint that Happy Little Tree?”

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This is Deadpool dressed up as Bob Ross. Comes with pallet and giant paintbrush.

4. Where would Colonel Sanders be without his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken?

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Here he is in a white suit and glasses. But stay away from the chicken since it will kill you.

5. Geoffrey the Giraffe is always a Toys R’ Us kid.

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Unfortunately for him, Toys R’ Us has declared bankruptcy and closed all its stores. Thanks to a greedy vulture capitalist entity known as a private equity firm.

6. Sirius Black cleans himself up nicely.

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Tragically, he dies in Book 5 trying to save Harry at the Department of Mysteries. Bellatrix Lestrange made sure of it.

7. Belle always keeps to herself in the village.

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This is her from the live-action version. Given that she has towels on her blue apron.

8. Michael Scott sees himself as the world’s best boss.

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Despite that Michael has no idea what’s going on at Scranton’s Dunder Mifflin office. Not to mention, he has a tendency to make a fool out of himself.

9. Queen Daenerys Targaryen takes court at Dragonstone.

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But please don’t fail her. For she’ll have her dragons burn you to ashes. Lord Varys learned the hard way, but he was right about her.

10. Thanos relishes having the Infinity Gauntlet.

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Okay, this can’t be good. Since he intends to annihilate about half of humanity.

11. You’ll have tons of fun with the Cat in the Hat.

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But make sure you clean up before your mom comes home. Since the Cat totally trashed it before he left.

12. Bob Ross will show you the joy of painting.

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Comes with a brush and palette. Ready to paint some happy little trees and show how in his soothing voice.

13. Batman has received a message from the Riddler.

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Wonder how he could read that during the night. As Gotham City is prone to colorful and psychotic supervillains. Still, Batman can do way more good for Gotham by paying his taxes.

14. Spiderman can swing from high skyscrapers.

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Here he jumps high that he has a stand. Let’s hope his webs are strong enough.

15. “Wait till my father hears about this.”

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This is Draco Malfoy as a Quidditch play for Slytherin as a seeker. Mostly because his dad bought new brooms for the team.

16. Joyce Byers fiddles with Christmas lights.

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Because she thinks she can find her son Will this way. So she uses the lights to form an alphabet.

17. Jonathan is always handy with a camera.

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Too bad his brother’s missing and his crush is seeing Steve Harrington. Don’t worry, that’s easily resolved by the end of the first season.

18. Big Boy is here to sell some burgers.

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Is that restaurant still around? Because I don’t think Big Boy restaurants still exist in my neck of the woods. Besides, I haven’t seen one in a very long time.

19. Dale Cooper just needs his cup of coffee.

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Though what goes on at Twin Peaks is at a whole other level. Say hi to the log lady for me.

20. Wonder Woman always knows how to kick ass.

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She’s an Amazon demigoddess who can dodge bullets and take on Ares. Sadly, her boyfriend Steve Trevor wasn’t so lucky.

21. Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger appear in their Yule Ball best.

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Hermione wears a gorgeous pink dress when she appears with her date, Viktor Krum. Ron wears a ghastly hand-me-down dress robe.

22. Tiana looks like a princess during the Mardi Gras party.

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Though I wouldn’t kiss that talking frog if I were her. Sure he’s a prince. But she’ll turn into a frog, too.

23. Finally, Aragorn is crowned King of Gondor.

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Yet, he takes time to reunite with Arwen and kneel down for the hobbits, particularly Frodo. You won’t see him again.

24. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No, it’s Superman.

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However, make sure you evacuate Metropolis when he takes up with Zod. And don’t go to Smallville either. Seriously, the city was destroyed by the end of Man of Steel.

25. Ginny Weasley knows how to chase that Quaffle.

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Well, she’s mostly a chaser for the Gryffindor Quidditch team. Though she takes over as Seeker whenever Harry gets into some terrible trouble.

26. Marty McFly shows off his guitar skills in Back to the Future.

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“You may not be ready for this. But your kids are going to love it.”

27. Dustin is always eager for an adventure.

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But please, don’t keep any critter from the Upside Down as a pet. Seriously, he should know after Season 2.

28. The Beast seems to enjoy the birds outside.

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Well, he doesn’t mind holding them in his hand. Wonder why they don’t just fly off in fear.

29. Toothless is all harnessed and ready to go.

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Now he’s just waiting for Hiccup to ride him. But I wouldn’t mind if he’s messing around.

30. Harry Potter is the Boy Who Lived.

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Though note that a very dark wizard’s after since he killed his parents. Also, he’s incredibly famous in the Wizarding world.

31. Alice finds herself stuck in Wonderland.

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However, many have a tendency to see her adventure as an acid trip. Or at least inspired by one.

32. Falcon can fly in his super suit.

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He’s Captain America’s sidekick. Of course, he may not have actual super powers beyond what his suit offers.

33. Rapunzel lets down her hair.

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Though Mother Gothel won’t let her out of the tower. Since she needs her hair to retain her youth and beauty.

34. Aquaman knows how to wield a trident.

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After all, he’s the king of Atlantis. And you must see his underwater kingdom.

35. Tywin Lannister runs Westeros behind the Iron Throne.

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Unfortunately, he’s a very terrible parent, especially to Tyrion. Trying to execute him for a crime he didn’t commit would bite his ass hard. Like Tyrion shooting a crossbow while he’s on the toilet hard.

36. Russell is a trained Wilderness explorer.

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And he’ll go to great lengths to help the elderly. Even if it means ending up in South America. And whether Carl likes it or not.

37. Make way for Prince Ali.

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This is Aladdin as a prince. So he can win over Jasmine. Despite he should’ve just came to the palace as herself.

38. With President Snow, let the Hunger Games begin.

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He’s president of Panem and the main villain of The Hunger Games. And he doesn’t want any funny business. Or someone will have to die.

39. Looks like this is a job for Captain Marvel.

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And unlike Wonder Woman, she doesn’t need a skimpy outfit to save the world. Also, she can fly in space.

40. Kristoff knows how to mine the ice.

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He may not be a prince and prefers hanging out with his reindeer. But he’s a good guy who will go out of his way for Anna. Prince Hans, not so much.

41. Ghost is Jon Snow’s most trusty friend at the Wall.

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But if Jon doesn’t pet him before going to King’s Landing, he’ll never hear the end of it. Because all Ghost has done was be a good boy.

42. Agent J would like to deneuralize you.

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Comes with Frank the Pug who’s an alien, not a talking dog. Still, you won’t remember anything afterwards.

43. “Mama, just killed a man…”

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This is Freddie Mercury during his early career. And yes, he did the “Bohemian Rhapsody” video in that outfit.

44. Bran Stark holds a dagger in his wheelchair.

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Funny, how he doesn’t seem to do anything but warg. Yet somehow he ends up king.

45. Is everyone ready for Ellen DeGeneres?

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Nice how they depict her figure dancing in a white pantsuit. But no, she’ll no longer have that piece of shit Donald Trump on his show.

46. Mulan is ready to meet the matchmaker.

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And that meeting will go down horribly. Mostly due to the cricket messing up everything.

47. Mantis doesn’t always understand certain expressions.

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Yet, Drax loves her anyway. Too bad he died in Infinity War thanks to Thanos.

48. Ironman flies in his special suit.

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And yes, it has weapons. So if you see him, get out of the way.

49. “What can I say except you’re welcome…”

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Too bad Maui stole that heart from the goddess that she turned into a raging volcano. Still, get a load of his large fishhook.

50. When you’ve got a problem, you better call Saul.

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Since Saul Goodman is the only kind of lawyer sleazy enough to represent such scumbags like Walter White. Has his own spin-off series on AMC.

51. Nothing makes a better Christmas gift than “Dick in a Box.”

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Guys, please don’t do this. Seriously, it’s not going to turn out well. Still, these guys are pretty funny.

52. Peter Quill is the Star Lord.

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He wears that mask while he’s in space. Though he should’ve got the memo that he’s not entirely human by the fact he’s still alive when he gets in the space ship.

53. “The night is dark and full of terrors.”

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Though Melisandre should’ve known better than to have Stannis sacrifice his own daughter. Seriously, it’s no wonder Davos wanted her dead after that.

54. “Scuse me while I kiss the sky…”

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Jimi Hendrix was long considered the greatest guitarist rock music has ever had. Performed the national anthem at Woodstock.

55. “The Dude abides.”

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Here the Dude stands in his cardigan with a White Russian in hand. Still, I’m sure you’d want to wear his comfy clothes.

56. Loki is fulfilled by glorious purpose.

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Yet, given that Loki has a tendency to backstab whenever he sees fit, don’t trust him. Seriously, he’s a known trickster.

57. Vampire Bob delights in greeting trick-or-treaters.

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Too bad he ends up dead at a government facility. Still, he was a very nice guy.

58. Lieutenant Uhura is an exemplary communications officer.

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Though I’m not a fan of her relationship with Spock. Seriously, they weren’t a couple in original series.

59. Here’s one clown you don’t want to run into.

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The Joker is the most famous Batman villain since he’s utterly insane and a psychopath. Still, he knows how to dress.

60. Carl just wants to go to Paradise Falls.

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Well, he wanted to go there with his wife. But she died at the end of the beginning montage.

61. No one dare mess with Walter White.

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Since he’s the one who knocks. Though he also wears tidy whities.

62. Dr. Strange can do magic in another dimension.

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Though I can’t get used to Benedict Cumberbatch’s American accent. Seriously, I don’t think anyone sounds like that.

63. Princess Kate is a noted royal beauty.

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Well, she has 3 kids with Prince William. Though I wouldn’t say he’s aged very well since he’s bald.

64. Michael Corleone is up for the business.

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However, he’s surprisingly cruel to his enemies that he eventually drives the people he cares about away from him. Also, he kills his own brother.

65. Ant-Man can always change his size.

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This is him in giant mode from Ant-Man and the Wasp. Because him in small mode is just too difficult to make.

66. “Dobby is a free elf.”

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Sure Dobby might stir trouble now and then. But he’s so endearing that you can’t help but love him.

67. “What’d up, bitch?”

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This is Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad. He assists Walt with the meth stuff. But also has a conscience.

68. Eleven likes her Eggo waffles.

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But don’t get her mad or she’ll simply hurt you with your mind. Billy learned the hard way.

69. Flash will get it for you fast enough.

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Though you’ll have to wait a very long time at the DMV. Because he’s a sloth and moves very slow.

70. It’s time for Logan to get the claws out.

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By the way, Wolverine could basically slice and dice you if you piss him off enough. He can also heal himself. Though his luck runs out in Logan.

71. Stan Lee always insists on a cameo.

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Sad that he’s gone though. Yet, this is his figure from Guardians of the Galaxy.

72. “I’m a rocket man.”

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Here he’s in one of his more flamboyant outfits. This one is probably American flag inspired.

73. “Welcome, welcome, welcome to Last Week Tonight.”

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Here John Oliver stands to talk about the latest news and social issues we don’t often talk about. Wins Emmys and is on HBO.

74. Steve Harrington will watch your kids.

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He may be a shitty boyfriend to Nancy. But he grows up in Season 2 when he takes in those 4 boys.

75. Sheriff Hopper is on the job.

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He also takes in Eleven at around Season 2. But he dies in Season 3 right before he could get together with Joyce. So sad.

76. Hope that Harley Quinn doesn’t strike.

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Still, her relationship with the Joker isn’t one of romance. In fact, it’s more on the lines of domestic abuse.

77. Chewbacca is always there to lend a hand.

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Though please don’t piss him off while playing board games. Best to let the wookie win. Still, his crossbow is awesome.

78. Make way for the queen.

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She’s dressed in one of her brightly colored outfits. Yet, she must make sure her hat matches everything else.

79. Muhammad Ali flies like a butterfly and stings like a bee.

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But object to serving in Vietnam over Muslim faith and he gets stripped of his title. While Cheeto Fascist fakes bones spurs and becomes president.

80. Khal Drogo is a fearless badass.

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Too bad he dies from an infected boo boo. Wonder why that doesn’t happen more often in Game of Thrones.

81. Gamora is here to save the day.

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She basically saves everyone’s ass in Guardians of the Galaxy. Too bad she dies in Infinity War.

82. Maleficent is the Mistress of All Evil.

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She’s kind of woman who’d lash out for not being invited to a christening. Can also turn into a dragon.

83. “Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?…”

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Sadly, the real Pocahontas’ life was incredibly sad after meeting John Smith. Since she got kidnapped and raped. Before she married John Rolfe, went to England, and died of smallpox at 21.

84. Moana is a wayfarer through and through.

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She comes with her little pet pig Pua. Shame she left the little guy behind and the useless rooster stowed away.

85. Mad Max is great in the arcade.

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However, her brother’s not so nice. This is especially after the Upside Down got to him.

86. Betty Boop can dance her nights away.

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She’s a cartoon character from the 1930s. Comes with her dog, Pudgy.

87. Mera has spent her long days under the sea.

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But unlike Ariel, she hooks up with a guy she hardly knows because she doesn’t want to marry his brother. Even though she has every excuse to leave everything she’s known.

88. You don’t want to mess with the Winter Soldier.

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He’s Bucky Barnes who’s Captain America’s best friend from World War II. God, you don’t want to know what HYDRA did to him.

89. Sabrina Spellman isn’t your ordinary witch.

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Comes with her cat, Salem. Nonetheless, Sabrina’s powers can get out of hand even in the Netflix series.

90. Mowgli has always lived in the jungle.

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However, being a feral child doesn’t make him equipped with living in civilization. Perhaps he’s better off with the animals.

91. All hail Queen Elsa of Arendale.

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Please, Princess Anna, don’t get engaged to a prince so fast. Because Elsa will erupt and plunge the kingdom into eternal winter.

92. Tyrion Lannister has had enough with his dad.

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So he’s going to kill him with a crossbow. And yes Tywin will be on the toilet by then.

93. Boromir will fight to the death.

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I’m sure he’s basically a pincushion in the back. Though he’s right that one does not simply walk into Mordor…

94. Weird Al Yankovic’s songs are always better than the originals.

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Comes with his own accordion. Still, many of his parodies have stood the test of time.

95. Perhaps you’d want these 3 Ewoks.

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Sure they may eat you. But if you’re a golden robot, they’ll worship you as a god and spare you and your friends. Hell, they may even join in the fight.

96. “Phenomenal cosmic powers. Itty-bitty tiny living space.”

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The Genie can only grant you 3 wishes. And even then, he has restrictions. RIP Robin Williams.

97. “School’s out for summer.”

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Yes, Alice Cooper is in an outlandish costume and everything. But he knows how to rock in a top hat and pimp cane.

98. People can’t get enough of baby Groot.

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Got to love him dance in flower pot to the Jackson 5. So cute.

99. Black Panther will always protect Wakanda.

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T’challa is king of Wakanda one of the most technologically advanced countries in Africa and the world. And he’s got a lot of strong women behind him.

100. Would you trust this guy with your money?

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Actually, to hell with the 1%. Mr. Monopoly and his friends need to pay their taxes and their employees a living wage and benefits.

The Wacky World of Wish.com Merchandise

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A rival to Amazon and eBay, Wish.com is an online retailer that has gained quite a following in recent years. Founded in 2010, it began as an app where users would create wish lists for their desired items and the company would approach merchants to order that product’s particular amount. They also earned revenue with Pay-per-click model by advertising on Facebook. In 2013, Wish became an electronic commerce site after asking merchants to host their products directly on the app, with Wish taking a 15% sale cut. Nonetheless, as with its merchandise, Wish is basically Spencer’s with Dollar General prices. But order something and you’ll have to wait for a few weeks since the products were made in Asian countries. And you’ll find plenty of crazy weird stuff on there which you didn’t know existed. So for your reading pleasure, I give you an assortment of ridiculous products from the site. Some of these might not be safe for work, by the way.

  1. Rock your car with these fuzzy seat covers.
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Available in 4 different colors. Yet, might make people think you’re strange.

2. Defend yourself with these decorative keys.

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The kind of switchblades for the girly gang members out there. Might leave a wound in your enemies. But open doors? Not so much.

3. Improve your lady libido with Hergasm.

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Because why should men get the boner pills? Then again, I don’t think these actually work.

4. Like coloring books? Behold, The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick.

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Just because it’s a coloring book, doesn’t mean it’s for kids. As this coloring book certainly isn’t.

5. Relieve your sphincter with Comfortably Numb Anally Desensitizing Cream.

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Yes, they actually have cream for your asshole. And this one smells of spearmint.

6. Heard of a mechanical bull? Well, you can get the floating bull.

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It’s something you can ride on when you’re in the pool. Hope it doesn’t put you underwater.

7. Apparently, the Cinnamon Toast Crunch is getting into pot.

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Actually, this is just a T-shirt. But those cereal bits are totally baked.

8. There’s something fishy about these shoes.

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Since they resemble fish. Available in 4 sizes and 3 colors.

9. Have you just died? This book is for you.

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Actually, I don’t think this book is useful. Since the dead can’t read.

10. Always look sharp with metal claws.

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Consists of 10 pieces. Not sure if they qualify as weapons. Probably.

11. Eat Asian cuisine in style with a pair of metallic chopsticks.

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Available in 4 different colors. Still, I think wooden ones would do just as well.

12. Discover your faith with The Catholic Hipster Handbook.

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Because sacred imagery and incense is so out of the mainstream. Still, it might be interesting to read.

13. Perhaps you want more manly fishing lures.

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What are these lures used to catch? Piranhas? Not recommended for the father/son fishing trips.

14. Any girl would like a pair of fish earrings.

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