Merry Christmas from Our Family to Yours on Christmas Memories (Fifth Edition)

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During my first year in college, my mom took pictures of me and my sister outside to pose in photos with the dog, Diamond. My mom would later use one of the black and white pictures for our Christmas card that year.

For many, there’s no place like home during the holiday season. Since how else will you get those presents? Okay, I’m kidding. Still, Christmas is a time we spend with our families or our in-laws if you’re my dad. Seriously, my parents never had any debate on whose relatives to visit during the holidays since it was always my mom’s relatives. Because most of my dad’s relatives were either dead or lived far away along with being distantly related. Besides, when my Grandma C was alive, we’d take her with us. Anyway, when it comes to the holidays, we expect to have rosy memories with nice little photos to go with them. But human nature being what it is, things don’t always go that way. After all, I’ve managed to do 4 of these posts thanks to Awkward Family Photos. Anyway, for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of crazy Christmas memories thanks to Awkward Family Photos. Enjoy.

  1. You can’t have a Christmas portrait without including the family dog.
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Though I don’t know about this arrangement. Seriously, the guy’s disembodied head is just weird.

2. It always helps to pose wearing your ugly sweater.

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Though they don’t seem to smile in the foreground. In fact, their faces in the background seems to represent happier times.

3. Don’t forget to pose with the lapdogs.

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You can see that these people are stinking rich as hell. And I’m sure they don’t look after the dogs themselves. Talk about excess.

4. There are some ugly sweaters more embarrassing than others.

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The guy just feels like, “Holy shit, my whole family’s going to see me in this in our Christmas card. God, I hope our kids don’t see this someday.”

5. Apparently, this fly on the wall has a camera.

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You can see that nobody wants to pose for the photo here. Cue the guy whose head you can’t see.

6. There’s always someone in the family who doesn’t smile.

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Apparently, they didn’t have photoshop back then. So a cutout of Dad’s smile was included.

7. “At least I didn’t get that ugly cat sweater.”

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Indeed, the cat shirts are ugly. But the dark haired girl is greatly embarrassed.

8. These kids celebrate Christmas on the streets.

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This family did a Jersey Shore themed Christmas card portrait with their kids. Don’t ask.

9. And that’s one on the nose.

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Well, the kid received a new pair of boxing gloves. So what do you expect?

10. Always mind the shadows.

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The woman on the left seems like she’s evil incarnate and about to chase children with an axe. The other two may just be her minions.

11. The first Christmas since the lobotomy is always the hardest.

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Okay, I know this is kind of mean. But I have to admit that the boy looks like a zombie for some reason.

12. I think Dad might want to avoid the local bar scene for awhile.

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I mean the guy has 2 black eyes, I had to invent something. Still, the baby’s angry look is utterly priceless.

13. You’re never too old to see Santa Claus.

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Actually, you can as you see with these middle-aged women. Whereas, Santa is like, “This doesn’t seem part of my job description.”

14. Since ugly sweaters have become popular, many take selfies wearing them.

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Those are supposed to be 3 deer humping. Also, how old is this guy? Cause he looks like a teenager.

15. “Did I just throw something?”

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It’s definitely the kid on the left. Also, what kind of parent makes their kids pose with a utility heater? Seriously, what the hell?

16. Apparently, the visit to Santa didn’t go as expected.

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The kid looks pretty glum since he probably didn’t want to be there. While the Santa looks pretty shady, especially with those glasses.

17. “Look out, frisbee!”

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Yet, the family seems quite oblivious to the situation with the dad kind of falling asleep. Not something you’d want in a Christmas card.

18. “Goalie gloves? Oh, you shouldn’t have.”

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I think the gloves were a joke gift. In any case, she didn’t find it funny.

19. Don’t be afraid to get your feet in the water.

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I know this is for a Christmas card. Yet, the kids just want to be as far from the parents as possible.

20. The family that dresses together stays together.

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But white turtlenecks? Seriously, that’s kind of tacky.

21. That present seems oddly strategically placed.

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That present is just as big as the kid. Wonder what’s in it that makes one want to open it.

22. “Mom likes you best.”

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The little boy just can’t seem to smile for the camera. Though he enviously looks at his brother who his parents see as practically perfect in every way.

23. “Quick get in the photo!”

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Apparently, she didn’t get in the picture in time. While a guy just looks into his phone. Seriously, they could’ve just took a selfie or get Jessie’s boyfriend to take the picture.

24. “Smile for the camera, kiddos.”

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From Awkward Family Photos: “My sister and I thought it might be a good idea to have our kids’ photos taken as a Christmas present for my mom. With two hungry, tired newborn babies and a bored 3 year old, it was quite possibly the worst day of our lives. This was the best pic we could get of all three of them.”

25. When Santa freaks the baby out so much he pees his pants.

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From Awkward Family Photos: “My youngest son peed all over Santa at the moment this picture was being taken, and Santa had some ‘choice words’ at that moment too. Meanwhile, my oldest son doesn’t know where a wristwatch goes.”

26. Timmy seems very proud of his ugly Christmas sweater this year.

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So they have sweater like that in child size? Seriously, the boy’s grandma will not be amused. His grandpa on the other hand…

27. The holidays are a time to be merry.

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Yet, this family seems quite depressed for some reason. Guess you can’t have a merry Christmas every year.

28. When your Christmas card picture goes totally wrong.

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Seems like everyone is doing their own thing in this picture. Then again, it’s quite difficult to get children to sit still.

29. No child is ever too young for parents to embarrass.

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Doesn’t help that the dad has no idea how to pose at the fireplace. While the girl doesn’t seem to be having it.

30. When you and your relatives get the same sports bra for Christmas.

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Well, this is certainly awkward. Also, who the hell thinks a bra as a Christmas present is a good idea?

31. Perhaps the jammie pose wasn’t a good idea.

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Most of the time, the dad wears long johns. Yet, he shouldn’t have put his hand between his legs.

32. Talk about falling flat on your face.

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Yet, her sister smiles and holds her giant ornament for the camera. Acting as if nothing had happened.

33. “A Rough Rider BB Gun? Just what I always wanted.”

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This is from A Christmas Story. And yes, Mom and Randy are worried about Ralphie shooting his eye out.

34. When the cork pops at the exact wrong moment.

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Yes, that hit him right in the eye. Hope he can explain his shiner on New Years.

35. There’s a reason why men shouldn’t do Christmas cards.

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From Awkward Family Photos: “My wife left the Christmas cards to me. She designed the front, but didn’t know about the back until all 50+ cards were shipped.”

36. There’s no better Christmas party than a solo party.

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Yes, she photoshopped pictures of herself into one room. Kind of pathetic, actually.

37. Christmas is always the happiest time of year.

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Wonder if this couple is spending their last Christmas together. Since the woman holding the doll doesn’t seem too pleased in this picture.

38. This year’s Christmas card theme: The Grinch.

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Though I’m not sure if the dad makes a convincing Grinch. Like the hairdos.

39. When your parents want you to settle down.

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Yeah, you can guess she has no man and no job. Of course, my parents will probably give me books like this sometime soon.

40. “But, Grandma, I don’t want to play Little Red Riding Hood.”

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Wait until you see her brother dressed as the wolf. Seriously, you don’t want to venture into a dark forest in that.

41. Now that doesn’t seem like responsible parenting.

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From Awkward Family Photos: “This is a photo of my brother’s family. We were trying to get a nice Christmas card photo, and my brother was getting rid of his beer so it wouldn’t be in the picture. He wasn’t fast enough.”

42. “Didn’t they ask you not to wear your Hulk shirt?”

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That doesn’t seem appropriate for a family Christmas photo. But Uncle Larry owns a comic book store and doesn’t seem to care.

43. Wonder what Justin Timberlake got in his Christmas present.

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This was back when he was in ‘NSYNC. Now he just looks ridiculous. While his present seems to resemble box of wine.

44. When your family makes an ornament of you suffering in the snow.

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That’s not something you put in a Christmas ornament. Wonder how that girl’s putting up with that.

45. When your Christmas photo gets a rude surprise.

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From Awkward Family Photos: “We took the kids to take pictures with Santa. Needless to say we were shocked as we scrolled through the photos and saw our daughter’s middle finger up with her head turned and smiling.”

46. Hope you had a better Christmas than this family.

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Yes, this is another Christmas Story card shot. One of the kids wears a pink bunny outfit.

47. Apparently, someone looked into Hannibal Lecter’s fridge.

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Don’t worry, those aren’t human remains. They’re just reserved for humans.

48. Unfortunately, Susie’s visit with Santa did not go well.

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While little Petey has peed his pants. Indeed, it’s not unusual for kids to be afraid of Santa.

49. “Now, Dylan, we don’t clutch our crotches in the picture.”

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From Awkward Family Photos: “Siblings Xmas photo circa 1980. I’m the one grabbing my crotch. This is the picture my parents chose to display.”

50. Sometimes it’s best to keep the dogs as far apart as possible.

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Since they’re basically humping in front of everyone to their dismay. Because dogs don’t care about privacy and photo ops.

51. Keep in mind when making signs that spacing is important.

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Because you get signs like this. By the way, that’s supposed to be “wise men” not “semen.”

52. Someone is scared of the Krampus.

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From Awkward Family Photos: “This year a local costume shop was offering Krampus photos if you bring your own camera. Not much advertising, so no line when we arrived, just a guy in a suit and this lovely setup. My son is 5 and decided he wasn’t into taking a photo — no surprise — so he just look bummed out the whole time. Works for me.”

53. They seem to start so young, do they?

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Sophie may only be a few months old. But she already knows some ways of expressing herself, particularly in her disgust.

54. Rosie always comes prepared on Christmas.

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Since she’s hung an abnormally large Christmas stocking. Since she wants a lot of stuff this year.

55. Apparently, someone isn’t shy about where those presents really come from.

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So someone got the presents from Target. Though that’s not what you’re supposed to write on a present.

56. It’s going to be a dark Christmas indeed.

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From Awkward Family Photos: “Merry Christmas from your friendly, neighborhood mall goths. 2005.”

57. “No, I don’t want to sit on your lap, Santa.”

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From Awkward Family Photos: “We took my daughter to get her yearly photo with Santa and when Santa asked what she’d like for Christmas she said a ‘pink’ doll. He couldn’t hear her color choice and she then very politely stuck her middle finger up and shouted ‘pink, like this!’ She had on pink fingernail polish at the time.”

58. Christmas always brings in warm smiles.

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Indeed, only one of the girls is smiling for the photo. The others, not so much.

59. Hope you have a Grinch-free holidays.

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This is another Grinch Christmas card. Notice how they didn’t quite remove the makeup in the other picture.

60. When your nose runs, it just won’t stop.

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Someone give Jimmy a Kleenex. Cause that’s just plain gross.

61. Always make a holiday entrance in lights.

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From Awkward Family Photos: “A couple of years ago my daughter had surgery on both of her legs over Christmas break. Tired of being cooped up in the house she decided last minute she wanted to go to a Christmas party with her church youth group. We scrambled for ideas for the costume competition and settled on her being a ballerina from The Nutcracker (her sister went as a nutcracker). This was taken midway through the party when I’m pretty sure she was exhausted and maybe the pain meds started wearing off. Either way, her friends decided to make her a bit more festive and this is the end result.”

62. There are Thank You notes and there’s this.

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From Awkward Family Photos: “My husband’s uncle didn’t like one of the gifts we got him for Christmas so he sent it back to us with this letter. I don’t think we’ll get him anything at all next year.”

63. Uh, those aren’t exactly Christmas socks.

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More like 420 socks. If you don’t know what that is, Google it and be astonished by the term.

64. “Dad, for God’s sake, get a shirt on.”

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From Awkward Family Photos: “Before our son left for the Navy we decided to take one last family vacation. Hawaii seemed perfect, however our 13-year-old daughter was less than pleased the entire trip and refused to wear shorts or anything else weather appropriate. My husband insisted on a family photo and this was the best we could do.”

65. Why not celebrate all the holidays on Christmas?

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From Awkward Family Photos: “For our annual Christmas card one year, my dad decided it would be a good idea to showcase ALL of the holidays. Sancho the dog is Arbor Day.”

66. Husbands, whatever you do don’t give your wife a vacuum for Christmas.

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Because it’s guaranteed that she won’t like it. Seriously, just don’t.

67. “Here, take your screaming kid off from me.”

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From Awkward Family Photos: “This is me with Santa in 1975. I can’t tell who is more unhappy, me or him.”

68. “Please don’t put me on his lap!”

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From Awkward Family Photos: “My 4 year old son Jack had been asking to meet Santa. However, when we got to the mall he confessed he was nervous. When it was our turn he really didn’t want to at all, if you can’t tell.”

69. Amy knows a bad Santa when she sees one.

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From Awkward Family Photos: “We dug this gem up recently. None of us realized how creepy the Santa was except our baby sister. We still aren’t sure where the camera actually was.”

70. “Sorry, Al, but nobody’s going along with it.”

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From Awkward Family Photos: Ant Man “This portrait was taken at my family’s 2010 Christmas celebration, when we gathered from all over the USA. The guy in the ant costume is my husband. Respecting the industriousness and work ethic of the European Wood Ant, he believes everyone should emulate ants for the forthcoming year. He is the only person I know who celebrates this way.”

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Merry Christmas from Our Family to Yours on Christmas Memories (Fourth Edition)

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These are my grandparents from last year. Since my grandfather died a few weeks after that, this year will be my first Christmas without him. Though at least he had the courtesy to not die during the holidays. Yet, that didn’t do me much good since he died the week of my birthday.

Indeed, since Christmas is about family, we all have precious memories about opening presents and spending time with the ones we love. Unless, you’re spending the holidays in French castle during the 12th century. In that case, your parents are Henry II and Eleanor of Acquitaine and let’s just say you’re better off taking a tip from their daughters and spending Christmas with the in-laws. Then again, medieval royal families can be massively dysfunctional. Still, every family has their ups and downs. And it’s no exception on Christmas since there are moments that don’t go the way we plan. But sometimes these terrible times can result into hilarious photos we’ll all laugh at in hindsight. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of awkward moments from Christmas past.

  1. Seems like someone’s Christmas has gotten quite a bit grouchy.

Actually this family took a weird looking tree and turned it into an Oscar the Grouch Christmas tree. Yes, it’s a rather trashy yuletide touch.

2. There are some people who don’t care for surprises.

You can see that someone doesn’t like using wrapping paper on presents. But seems obligated anyway.

3. For unto us a kitten is born.

I’m sorry but using your cats in your nativity themed Christmas card will only result in fits of laughter. This is especially if a cat plays baby Jesus and an angel.

4. Apparently, cat crazies aren’t just limited to one gender.

This guy has 3 cats and a bunny rabbit. And he even sports a mullet. I’m sure there’s a reason why he hadn’t snatched a crazy cat lady by now.

5. Evidently, milk and cookies just won’t do for Santa this time around.

And here’s a young girl pouring some Stella Artois along with some nachos and salsa. Not sure if it does Santa any favors.

6. Sometimes you have to bare all to be the reindeer.

As this chubby baby has done for a Christmas card. Then the parents just add antlers.

7. It’s always the smallest among us who sense the danger.

Yes, that Santa Claus has the face of a serial killer. But only the youngest knows he’s out for blood. Run for your lives, kids!

8. This Christmas, everyone’s got the face of a dog.

Because the dog’s picture is photoshopped on the family members. And they’re all on a dolphin in a waterfall background. Seems like Cousin Phil has been on the brown acid again.

9. A tea party with your stuffed animals is precious, if you’re a child.

If you’re an adult, it just makes you look pretty pathetic. This is especially if you use such an image for your Christmas card.

10. You should always remember to keep a close eye on your children.

I’m sure photoshop had something to do with this picture. Because no parent in hell would let their kids climb up a roof, especially at their age.

11. I’m sure these kids will definitely be on Santa’s naughty list this year.

Yes, these kids have gone down a very bad road. Still, you have to wonder whether someone called child services on their parents.

12. There’s always someone who’ll receive a better present than you.

Little baby gets plush Dalmatian to snuggle. Big sister gets socks which she hates.

13. I don’t think that’s Santa Claus.

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I mean you can easily see the guy’s beard underneath. Guaranteed to ruin any kid’s childhood.

14. Christmas is always a time for joy.

Unfortunately, this little girl just doesn’t have it for the Christmas card. Yes, I know the holidays can be really stressful.

15. Since Laura wasn’t in our family portrait, we decided to make due.

So they stuck a photo of her face and drew in her body. I know it doesn’t really cut it.

16. “C’mon, kids, let’s look at the camera. Oh, forget it.”

Yeah, none of the little kids seem willing to cooperate. Note the kid in the front secretly envies them.

17. “Stop, in the name of the law, Santa!”

Talk about a picture that would trauamatize a child for life. Still, this is pretty hilarious even if it’s kind of inappropriate.

18. Apparently, someone didn’t think posing with Santa in pajamas was a great idea.

Timmy had a very bad feeling about this. Now he just wants to go home.

19. Sometimes there’s always someone who’s just had enough.

Yes, that little one just needs to let it all out. But the family doesn’t seem to mind one bit.

20. “All right, kids, smile for the camera.”

Evidently, these children are incredibly cranky. Seems like, “please don’t make us sit for another stupid picture.”

21. You’re never too young to be embarrassed by your parents.

The little baby isn’t having it. Still, the mom’s got huge glasses that make her resemble a cartoon character.

22. When you can’t use a Christmas tree, you can always improvise.

Though wrapping your dad in streamers and bows hardly compensates. Wonder when he’ll get lose.

23. “Hope you’re not wearing that shirt to Grandma’s, Jerry.”

Yeah, you don’t want to wear a stoner shirt to any family gatherings. Still, it’s pretty hilarious.

24. When wearing an ugly sweater, always make sure it’s appropriate for your audience.

I’m sorry, but 3 reindeer humping each other is not PG. Seriously, he just go change like now.

25. Seems like the men forgot to wear pants.

Not sure which is worse. Is it the dad in boxers or the son in long johns? Can’t decide.

26. Christmas should always be a time of good cheer.

But for parents it’s a time of stress and messes galore. Yes, these two are incredibly tired and want to relax.

27. “Here, Travis, hold the baby for awhile, will you?”

The boy’s basically like, “Oh, please, don’t make me hold the crying baby! I’ll be good.”

28. Just don’t mind the angry woman in the window.

Not sure leaving the kids with Santa is a good idea. Not when there’s a scary lady outside.

29. Sometimes Christmas is not a great time of year to be single.

Yes, she has socks and shoes on her hands. And yes, it’s pretty lame.

30. Remember to place the baby facing the camera during the photoshoot.

Still, I think the kid just fell into the rug. Almost resembles a stunt you see in cartoons.

31. “Shitter’s full.”

I think the guy works in sewage. So it’s rather spot on with the Cousin Eddie get up.

32. “Here, Zack, hold your little brother for the camera.”

Yeah, nobody wants to hold a crying baby. This boy seems especially nervous.

33. “Say your prayers, Mom and Dad.”

These kiddies so aren’t getting presents for Santa. I mean they’ve taken their parents hostages for God’s sake.

34. How do you like Dad’s new suit?

Here he’s all proud of himself in his suit of Christmas lights. A tacky showcase as I ever did see.

35. “Sorry that their dad’s not in the picture, but I used a cutout of the celebrity he most resembles.”

Yes, that’s a cut out of Eddie Murphy. I suppose this picture was taken when he was still relevant.

36. Children always show signs of demon possession at a young age.

Sure he may be harmless now. But soon the babysitters will start to disappear or die in dramatic ways. You’ve been warned.

37. Hope these kids have excellent balance.

This should always bee in the Don’t Try This at Home category. Unless you use photoshop, of course.

38. When kids go punk, they don’t go back.

Yes, teenagers really dressed like that back in the day. But his parents accept him anyway. Or at least have gotten used to it.

39. Here we have Santa with his elves, or a bunch of people dressed as Peter Pan.

Sure dressing as Santa’s elves might seem like a good idea. But when you have cone hats, Peter Pan shirts, and candy canes, it’s time to reconsider.

40. It’s normal for kids to want to imitate their parents.

Just because the parents might kiss, doesn’t mean the kids have to follow. But here you are.

41. Parents always want siblings to pose together.

The girl’s like, “Why do you want me to be the Christmas tree?” Boy’s like, “At last, sweet revenge.”

42. Sometimes children don’t want anything to do with the Christmas card photo.

And it seems the younger kids don’t want to be good boys and smile. The youngest isn’t even looking at the camera.

43. Apparently, Imperial Stormtroopers send Christmas cards to their families.

Odd, since I didn’t know Stormtroopers had dogs either. Still, I’m sure this guy can find anyone at a Star Wars convention if he wanted to.

44. Bridget wishes everyone happy holidays.

And yes, it’s just Bridget drinking her sorrows away. Someone has to find a guy for her.

45. I guess these 3 usually don’t speak to each other during the holidays.

Bet the holidays isn’t fun around this bunch. Save for the dog who can at least get love somewhere.

46. Sometimes a Santa’s work is never done.

Seems like this Santa’s just waiting for the family to sort things out or leave. Because he has a lot of kids to see.

47. Now let’s play spot the stepchild.

“Yes, it’s the one sitting on a stool while the dad plays with the other kids. I’m sure being the stepkid isn’t fun on Christmas.

48. Christmas is always a time of family togetherness.

And yes, the family just can’t get their shit together for a photo op. Even the dogs are at each other’s throats.

49. There’s something shifty about this Santa.

This Santa’s like, “Hurry up and tell me what you want for Christmas, kid, so I can rob a bank. They don’t stay open forever, you know.”

50. When the kid’s not the problem for a family photo, it can sometimes be the dog.

And here’s Scruffy humping Mom’s leg. Always have to do it at the worst time.

51. Christmas is the time when we celebrate the birth of the Prince of Peace.

No, not that prince. Since that’s Prince. But the tree surely looks a lot like “Purple Rain.”

52. Some people have simple tastes when it comes to Secret Santa.

For Scott, he just wants anything that costs $20. Preferably a gift card.

53. Sometimes Santa can’t stand the whiny brats on his lap.

Santa’s like, “Please take your screaming brat and make sure I never have to see her again. I need a freaking drink.”

54. Couples pictures should always be about love and tenderness.

Unfortunately, Rover had to relieve himself. Therefore, ruining the family Christmas card.

55. Sometimes expressing disdain takes the most subtle form.

And here is one of the girls giving a finger to the photographer. Yes, tell the camera person what you really think of them.

56. When you can’t find your Christmas stocking and it’s Christmas Eve.

Yes, Allison’s stocking is just a plain old sock from her drawer. Kind of sad if you think about it.

57. Merry Christmas from Hawaii.

And you wouldn’t know it until you see the grandmother dressed like a tacky tourist. Got to love these old timey photos.

58. No, Santa, please don’t touch him there.

Yes, this is pretty disturbing. I’m sure Santa didn’t mean anything. Because it would be horrifying if he did.

59. The girls decided to get matching outfits this year.

Yes, this straight out of the 1980s. And yes, two of them consist of polka dots.

60. This year’s Christmas theme is in the kitchen.

I’m not sure why families do stunts like this. But there you go. Must be a tradition.

61. Don’t look now but little Bobby has something up his nose.

Let’s hope it’s just his nose running. But it more likely seems like he stuck something up there.

62. Apparently, everyone had to bring their best gift bow.

Well, at least they didn’t dress up in boxes. But still, this is pretty weird.

63. No, Dad, this isn’t the time for a beer.

Yes, he’s drinking at the slide. Really setting a good example to the kids. Not.

64. Perhaps it’s not best to change the baby when the grandparents pose for a photo.

Apparently, this baby has no respect for his elders. Seems like we have a budding mooner in our midst.

65. Don’t forget to wear your blue sweatshirts for the snow.

Whole family must be freezing since they’re not wearing freaking coats. Still, lovely scenery.

66. “Have yourself a merry little Christmas.”

Evidently, these children don’t strike me as merry or joyous. In fact, quite the contrary.

67. Guess this boy’s been very naughty this year.

Actually, he doesn’t strike me much as a brat. More likely, his family’s just really into the Krampus.

68. Seems like we got some cattle rustlers there.

And all the kiddies have guns with them. Don’t like where this is going.

69. Everyone seems to have wondrous news save for Emily.

To tell the truth, I think a lot of us are Emily. Poor thing.

70. No. that isn’t how you fold napkins on a Christmas table.

Yes, they look exactly what you think they do. You’d almost think this was for a party at the Playboy mansion.

Merry Christmas from Our Family to Yours on Christmas Memories (Third Edition)

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Here is me and my relatives at my Aunt Mary’s on Christmas Eve around 2011, I think. Here am I on the couch with my cousins Frank and John along with their parents. The kids in front are my cousins Jenna, Aiden, Isabella, Morgan, and Sawyer.

Yes, we all have photos from Christmas since they seem to contain memories we want to last forever. This is especially when families have children since they don’t stay kids for long. Yet, as I’ve shown before in these posts, not every Christmas goes according to plan. After all, the days leading up to it can be uniquely stressful since there’s decorating, finding gifts, making the food, doing cards, and what not.Some families might take a step further and do a family portrait for their Christmas card. And there are moments when that can go horribly wrong. Yet, there are plenty of crazy family Christmas cards which people do on purpose. Not to mention, families can also take their kids to see Santa which doesn’t always turn out that well, especially if the Santa in question is quite sketchy. At any rate, for your reading pleasure, I give you another treasure trove of Christmas memories from Awkward Family Photos. Sure you might not find these in a Hallmark stock photo deck but I’m sure they’ll make you relate.

  1. Christmas is a time of high spirits and good cheer.
Apparently, this isn't the case with the sisters. But the brother seems happy. Though you can argue he's just showing off.

Apparently, this isn’t the case with the sisters. But the brother seems happy. Though you can argue he’s just showing off.

2. Christmas is always a time for families to get together and celebrate.

Of course, for many families, this very much reflects the holiday reality. Yeah, those kids can be a real source of stress.

Of course, for many families, this very much reflects the holiday reality. Yeah, those kids can be a real source of stress.

3. Over the holidays, sibling rivalry can sometimes spiral out of control.

As you can see, the brother puts a bowl over the baby and the baby doesn't like it. If you think kids were brats today, this proves you wrong.

As you can see, the brother puts a bowl over the baby and the baby doesn’t like it. If you think kids were brats today, this proves you wrong.

4. Ugly Christmas sweaters are always fun and festive for all ages.

I guess this kid doesn't believe in Santa Claus anymore. Hope he doesn't try to disillusion the classmates who do.

I guess this kid doesn’t believe in Santa Claus anymore. Hope he doesn’t try to disillusion the classmates who do.

5. Being single can be tough over the holidays, especially if your married siblings send a Christmas card with their picture on it.

This woman did some Christmas cards of herself for years as a single woman. They often feature alcoholic drinks. This one depicts a mannequin boyfriend.

This woman did some Christmas cards of herself for years as a single woman. They often feature alcoholic drinks. This one depicts a mannequin boyfriend.

6. Seems like they had a special day to bring pets to the mall.

Okay, bringing your dog for a Santa photoshoot is one thing. Reptiles? I'm not so sure.

Okay, bringing your dog for a Santa photoshoot is one thing. Reptiles? I’m not so sure.

7. The moment you realize that your parents forgot to buy Christmas cards this year.

Yeah, reusing Christmas cards may not be the best idea. This is especially when there's some stuff crossed out.

Yeah, reusing Christmas cards may not be the best idea. This is especially when there’s some stuff crossed out.

8. There’s no more memorable Christmas carol like, “Hark! This Herald Angel Ain’t Gonna Sing.”

Hey, even little angels can have the occasional bad attitude sometimes. They can't all be angelic all the time.

Hey, even little angels can have the occasional bad attitude sometimes. They can’t all be angelic all the time.

9. The moment you realize the family Christmas card photoshoot is taking longer than your capacity to smile.

"Do we have to take it again? Oh, brother, when will this ever end?" I'm sure we've all been there.

“Do we have to take it again? Oh, brother, when will this ever end?” I’m sure we’ve all been there.

10. The war of sisterly rivalry can sometimes begin when you least expect it.

At least my parents can relax because Molly and I were never like that when we were young. Still, you have to admire the parents though.

At least my parents can relax because Molly and I were never like that when we were young. Still, you have to admire the parents though.

11. These kids don’t seem to look forward to Santa’s Annual Challenge.

While the two middle kids cry, the oldest brother covers his ears to drown out the sound. The baby just sits there having no idea what's going on and pondering the meaning of life.

While the two middle kids cry, the oldest brother covers his ears to drown out the sound. The baby just sits there having no idea what’s going on and pondering the meaning of life.

12. No, I don’t think that’s the right way to hold a baby.

Yeah, the father's hand placement really doesn't look good here. And the baby is not amused by it at all.

Yeah, the father’s hand placement really doesn’t look good here. And the baby is not amused by it at all.

13. Spending the holidays alone can be a real bummer.

This is especially when you're spending it alone in the woods drinking. Girl's got problems.

This is especially when you’re spending it alone in the woods drinking. Girl’s got problems.

14. “How about we all help Daddy shave?”

Now this is freaky photoshop. Yes, they had these in the 1950s, too. Don't ask me.

Now this is freaky photoshop. Yes, they had these in the 1950s, too. Don’t ask me.

15. Sometimes it’s the most unexpected gift which you treasure the most.

And this dad holds his new toilet plunger with pride. Not many men would do the same.

And this dad holds his new toilet plunger with pride. Not many men would do the same.

16. Grandma and Grandpa give you best wishes for Christmas and announce that they’ve decided to give themselves a gift to invest in the future.

I know my grandparents have put some money into their own funerals. But they wouldn't show it on a family Christmas card. This is just insane and disturbing.

I know my grandparents have put some money into their own funerals. But they wouldn’t show it on a family Christmas card. This is just insane and disturbing.

17. Sibling rivalry: they always start so young.

Yes, baby sisters aren't always so sweet as you'd think they'd be. This baby pulls her sister's own hair.

Yes, baby sisters aren’t always so sweet as you’d think they’d be. This baby pulls her sister’s own hair.

18. Christmas always brings tidings of comfort and joy.

Apparently, this doesn't apply to these sisters. This is particularly the case with the youngest being knocked on the floor.

Apparently, this doesn’t apply to these sisters. This is particularly the case with the youngest being knocked on the floor.

19. Sometimes accidents could happen at the most inappropriate moment.

Well, at least the baby is safe. But the older sister might not like being in the middle of it. Yeah, family togetherness has its ups and downs.

Well, at least the baby is safe. But the older sister might not like being in the middle of it. Yeah, family togetherness has its ups and downs.

20. When you’re on call during Christmas, you can get the most interesting patients.

This was on a board in a hospital. Dr. Mest will have a lot of interesting stories to tell come January.

This was on a board in a hospital. Dr. Mest will have a lot of interesting stories to tell come January.

21. In the olden days, it was common for families having to settle for the only Christmas tree available.

This one is known as a Giant Charlie Brown Tree. Yet, unlike what to cartoon shows us, decorating it doesn't enhance its beauty.

This one is known as a Giant Charlie Brown Tree. Yet, unlike what to cartoon shows us, decorating it doesn’t enhance its beauty.

22. There’s nothing more devastating on Christmas than a burning gingerbread house.

Yeah, that's not a good sight to see during the holidays. Hope this little girl doesn't get too traumatized.

Yeah, that’s not a good sight to see during the holidays. Hope this little girl doesn’t get too traumatized.

23. “This Christmas we decided to chop down a shrub to save money.”

Hey, not all evergreen trees can be triangle shaped. Still, this looks pretty ghastly if you ask me.

Hey, not all evergreen trees can be triangle shaped. Still, this looks pretty ghastly if you ask me.

24. It’s not every day a rock band visits Santa Claus.

Apparently, Santa wasn't amused by this group and having to take a photo with them. Yet, Santa would rather be photographed with a real band like Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd.

Apparently, Santa wasn’t amused by this group and having to take a photo with them. Yet, Santa would rather be photographed with a real band like Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd.

25. Even when they’re young, sibling unrest can be rampant.

Now Bobby learns the hard way that you can't boss your little sis for long. Or she might try to retaliate with a vengeance.

Now Bobby learns the hard way that you can’t boss your little sis for long. Or she might try to retaliate with a vengeance.

26. Seasons Greetings from the Village of the Damned.

I don't think the dog has much long to live. Those girls have plans. Very sinister plans.

I don’t think the dog has much long to live. Those girls have plans. Very sinister plans.

27. While selfies can be seen as enhancing one’s ego, sometimes they can be incredibly helpful.

For instance, while this holiday sweater may seem initially decent, it helps to take a closer look. Definitely not wearing that to Grandma's house.

For instance, while this holiday sweater may seem initially decent, it helps to take a closer look. Definitely not wearing that to Grandma’s house.

28. Santa has some visitors from the South Pole.

To be fair, this is from a family who has a tradition like this. Like how they have bowties on their tuxedos.

To be fair, this is from a family who has a tradition like this. Like how they have bowties on their tuxedos.

29. The moment when you and your girlfriend broke up but she still appears on your family Christmas card.

I'm sure holiday season breakups happen all the time. Still, I think it's funny they put a sticker on the woman's face.

I’m sure holiday season breakups happen all the time. Still, I think it’s funny they put a sticker on the woman’s face.

30. We need to understand that not every kid looks forward to see Santa.

Yeah, this kids don't like sitting on Santa's lap. Meanwhile the girls beside him just smile for the camera.

Yeah, this kids don’t like sitting on Santa’s lap. Meanwhile the girls beside him just smile for the camera.

31. Rachel always preferred a wooden man with a mean bite.

Well, this is awkward. Hey, I know there are plenty of girls who like the Nutcracker. But this is ridiculous.

Well, this is awkward. Hey, I know there are plenty of girls who like the Nutcracker. But this is ridiculous.

32. Before you give gifts, always make sure they’re age appropriate first.

Because I know you don't get a pot leaf poster for anyone under 18. But I think this is supposed to be a joke.

Because I know you don’t get a pot leaf poster for anyone under 18. But I think this is supposed to be a joke.

33. Is it just me, or does Santa not seem like his jolly old self lately?

Unfortunately, little Jimmy got stuck with the evil Santa at the mall. He hasn't been seen since.

Unfortunately, little Jimmy got stuck with the evil Santa at the mall. He hasn’t been seen since.

34. Christmas is always a time of precious moments.

Yet, in this case, I don't think little Brittany is holding her brother like that because she loves him. Quite the contrary.

Yet, in this case, I don’t think little Brittany is holding her brother like that because she loves him. Quite the contrary. Her parents might want to get her some psychiatric testing.

35. There’s always that one angel.

The blond girl is like, "Perfect little angel? My ass." Yeah, really not in the angelic spirit.

The blond girl is like, “Perfect little angel? My ass.” Yeah, really not in the angelic spirit.

36. “We just had some problems with the Christmas wrapping.”

Grown people dressed as elves for Santa. Not sure what to think about that. Might be less lame if they dressed as elves from Lord of the Rings.

Grown people dressed as elves for Santa. Not sure what to think about that. Might be less lame if they dressed as elves from Lord of the Rings.

37. Okay, baby, tell us how you really feel about family Christmas card photoshoots.

I guess baby Gabriel couldn't keep it to himself. Yes, I know photoshoots are a real pain in the ass.

I guess baby Gabriel couldn’t keep it to himself. Yes, I know photoshoots are a real pain in the ass.

38. “Another blue dress shirt? Well, this sucks.”

Even funnier that this boy is already wearing a shirt like this one. Guess his aunt didn't get the memo.

Even funnier that this boy is already wearing a shirt like this one. Guess his aunt didn’t get the memo.

39. Seems like Santa doesn’t need a chimney to get in this house.

Because he's apparently popped out of the attic. Okay, those are just decorations.

Because he’s apparently popped out of the attic. Okay, those are just decorations.

40. No, Grandpa, now’s not the time to give Grandma your dick in a box.

I know this is a joke that's a takeoff from an SNL sketch. And I know I'm pushing the envelope with this one. But I couldn't avoid including it if I tried.

I know this is a joke that’s a takeoff from an SNL sketch. And I know I’m pushing the envelope with this one. But I couldn’t avoid including it if I tried.

41. Sometimes even Santa has moments when he questions his sanity.

In this one, Santa wonders whether he's had too much eggnog. Or too many of Mrs. Claus's special brownies.

In this one, Santa wonders whether he’s had too much eggnog. Or too many of Mrs. Claus’s special brownies.

42. Christmas is a time to feel the joy.

Unfortunately, this baby ain't feeling it. Yeah, babies can be quite temperamental in these photos.

Unfortunately, this baby ain’t feeling it. Yeah, babies can be quite temperamental in these photos.

43. This year, Santa went to Whoville.

And once again, he has some interesting stories to tell about that place. Yes, this is pretty ridiculous.

And once again, he has some interesting stories to tell about that place. Yes, this is pretty ridiculous.

44. For unto us a child is born.

However, nativity scene photo reenactments can only go so far. Having your baby play baby Jesus? Fine and perfectly normal. Having your cat play baby Jesus? What the fuck?

However, nativity scene photo reenactments can only go so far. Having your baby play baby Jesus? Fine and perfectly normal. Having your cat play baby Jesus? What the fuck?

45. What better way to spend Christmas than for a drink among friends?

Don't get me wrong, they're all the same woman. Yes, doesn't seem to be in a jolly mood.

Don’t get me wrong, they’re all the same woman. Yes, doesn’t seem to be in a jolly mood.

46. Apparently, the heads seem to pop out of the stocking.

This Christmas card was made possible by photoshop and acid. Yes, they had LSD in the 1950s, too. Just ask Cary Grant who promoted it.

This Christmas card was made possible by photoshop and acid. Yes, they had LSD in the 1950s, too. Just ask Cary Grant who promoted it.

47. “Uh, excuse me, Santa, but I have to go to the bathroom.”

"Timmy, that's no way how to touch yourself in public." Then again, he doesn't seem to be comfortable at all.

“Timmy, that’s no way how to touch yourself in public.” Then again, he doesn’t seem to be comfortable at all.

48. The family that sleeps together, stays together.

Now this is awkward. Let's hope this one is just reserved for the kids, please.

Now this is awkward. Let’s hope this one is just reserved for the kids, please.

49. Before you celebrate the holidays, be sure you get the sweater memo.

Yes, this family has the same sweater on for Christmas. But at least they have different colors according to gender.

Yes, this family has the same sweater on for Christmas. But at least they have different colors according to gender.

50. Finally, Suzie has the dress for her pet monkey.

For the record, don't keep monkeys as pets. Yes, I know they may be cute but they can inflict serious injury. Besides, they're wild animals not meant for you dress like a doll.

For the record, don’t keep monkeys as pets. Yes, I know they may be cute but they can inflict serious injury. Besides, they’re wild animals not meant for you dress like a doll.

51. Looks like one elf has gone postal.

Relax, these are kids just acting up. Well, at least the younger one is. The older one is trying to restrain.

Relax, these are kids just acting up. Well, at least the younger one is. The older one is trying to restrain.

52. Christmas is always a time to be merry and bright.

Unfortunately, the dogs don't seem to be jolly. In fact, they seem to be at each other's throats.

Unfortunately, the dogs don’t seem to be jolly. In fact, they seem to be at each other’s throats.

53. When arranging your Christmas towels, make sure they don’t spell anything unfortunate. This is especially if your name is Peterson.

Yeah, that's really not a great Christmas message. But at least it's an accurate one for a bathroom.

Yeah, that’s really not a great Christmas message. But at least it’s an accurate one for a bathroom.

54. This Christmas, it’s the family that bathes together that stays together.

A family in a tub? Really? Do they have any idea how ridiculous that is? Hope they're wearing swimsuits, good God.

A family in a tub? Really? Do they have any idea how ridiculous that is? Hope they’re wearing swimsuits, good God.

55. Grumpy Cat really doesn’t want to pose for your Christmas card.

Like how the couple explained their cats on how they couldn't cooperate. Yeah, cats march to a different drummer.

Like how the couple explained their cats on how they couldn’t cooperate. Yeah, cats march to a different drummer.

56. Meanwhile, at a Christmas pageant in Colorado…

Three wisemen come from the East bearing gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh-uana. Luckily Willie Nelson did a Christmas song on myrrh-uana on Colbert's Christmas special.

Three wisemen come from the East bearing gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh-uana. Luckily Willie Nelson did a Christmas song on myrrh-uana on Colbert’s Christmas special.

57. “We’d like to wish our family a Merry Christmas…from Florida.”

The flamingo is not fooling anybody. Like the shark costume. And the Santa statue.

The flamingo is not fooling anybody. Like the shark costume. And the Santa statue.

58. “Please, please, take us away from this man! Please, we beg you!”

Poor Santa doesn't seem to know what to do here. Still, a lot of kids are scared of Santa. Remember that.

Poor Santa doesn’t seem to know what to do here. Still, a lot of kids are scared of Santa. Remember that.

59. Nothing says Christmas like spending a day in a sauna with your family.

So the whole family is in towels? Why the hell? This is just crazy on so many levels.

So the whole family is in towels? Why the hell? This is just crazy on so many levels.

60. When she said she wanted anything Frozen, she didn’t mean peas.

Any parent should know this. For God's sake, she would've been happy with an Anna and Elsa notebook. She's understandably pissed.

Any parent should know this. For God’s sake, she would’ve been happy with an Anna and Elsa notebook. She’s understandably pissed.

61. Make your season merry by dressing your family in candy cane pajamas.

Yes, they all come striped. But some are in green as well as red. Yes, this is ridiculous.

Yes, they all come striped. But some are in green as well as red. Yes, this is ridiculous.

62. Unfortunately, Travis was acting up so he had to be restrained.

However, having him duct taped to a wall is kind of pushing it. Seriously, is that even necessary?

However, having him duct taped to a wall is kind of pushing it. Seriously, is that even necessary?

63. The family dog helped decorate the tree this year.

Okay, this is definitely photoshop. Because dogs can't fly. But no one seems to care.

Okay, this is definitely photoshop. Because dogs can’t fly. But no one seems to care.

64. Merry Christmas from the stick figure kids.

I know they're supposed to be cowboys riding horses. But this don't look right.

I know they’re supposed to be cowboys riding horses. But this don’t look right.

65. As we all know, cauliflower faced Santa must be avoided at all times.

Yes, that's a really sketchy Santa. I fear for the boy who's on his lap.

Yes, that’s a really sketchy Santa. I fear for the boy who’s on his lap.

66. There are some gifts for a significant other that are meant to be given in private.

This pair of candy cane boxes is among these. Yeah, I know what, "Lick Me" means.

This pair of candy cane boxes is among these. Yeah, I know what, “Lick Me” means.

67. That moment when the mall Santa can’t wait until his shift is up.

Yeah, he doesn't seem to like his gig too much. Doesn't seem to care for kids either.

Yeah, he doesn’t seem to like his gig too much. Doesn’t seem to care for kids either.

68. Baby Ralphie really admires the leg lamp.

Wonder what the grandparents would think if they saw this Christmas card. This is a play off A Christmas Story.

Wonder what the grandparents would think if they saw this Christmas card. This is a play off A Christmas Story.

69. Merry Christmas from the 21st century.

Yeah, it's kind of like that. Everyone seems to be glued to their devices save the dad.

Yeah, it’s kind of like that. Everyone seems to be glued to their devices save the dad.

70. “How about we all try to catch the snowball?”

Well, not sure if they have a snowball's chance in hell. But this is quite funny.

Well, not sure if they have a snowball’s chance in hell. But this is quite funny.

For the Lovers, Dreamers, and Me and a Very Merry Muppet Christmas to You

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Like Disney, the Muppets have always been in the business of Christmas since they became popular. In fact, they’ve had Christmas specials and movies like the famous Muppet Christmas Carol from the 1990s. And I have it to open this post since it’s considered one of the best Muppet Christmas films. Of course, I have to give Sir Michael Caine’s performance as Ebenezer Scrooge credit, too. I mean the guy is a gifted actor and it takes a lot of effort to be mean to these loveable Hensonian creations. Oh, and Sesame Street had a good Christmas special that was based on the story Christmas Every Day and why such a concept is a very bad idea. Nevertheless, this year the Muppets opened the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade while Sesame Street performed as always. Still, over the years, there’s a lot of Muppet Christmas stuff and that’s where I come in. So for your reading pleasure, I present to you a very Muppet Christmas part of this Merry Geekmas scheme. Believe me, there are huge Muppet fans out there and many of them aren’t children. And there are a lot of Sesame Street fans who aren’t young children. Of course, both the Muppets and Sesame Street tend to parody a lot of adult stuff which explains why they’re so popular.

  1. There’s nothing that says Merry Christmas like this Sesame Street tree.
This is a cute Christmas tree. Love how they used letters and numbers. Love it.

This is a cute Christmas tree. Love how they used letters and numbers. Love it.

2. This Jingle Bell Elmo will melt your heart.

Elmo sing you "Jingle Bells" to spread Christmas cheer. Children love Elmo because he's fuzzy and cute. Though Elmo is super annoying.

Elmo sing you “Jingle Bells” to spread Christmas cheer. Children love Elmo because he’s fuzzy and cute. Though Elmo is super annoying.

3. For Christmas, it’s always apparent that Rizzo the Rat is only here for the food.

Of course, he's a rat what do you expect. Also, he'll probably bring his rat family along with him.

Of course, he’s a rat what do you expect. Also, he’ll probably bring his rat family along with him.

4. Rowlf the dog wishes you Christmas joy.

This is a card made by the late Jim Henson. And yes, I think it's quite a work of art.

This is a card made by the late Jim Henson. And yes, I think it’s quite a work of art.

5. Celebrate this Christmas by hanging this Kermit the Frog stocking near your fireplace.

As we know, this red stocking doesn't need much green if it has Kermit. Since he already takes care of that.

As we know, this red stocking doesn’t need much green if it has Kermit. Since he already takes care of that.

6. Of course, your Christmas can be a bit grouchy with this Oscar lawn decoration.

Well, Oscar is a perpetual grouch 24/7 let alone on Christmas. Then again, considering the trash output during the holidays, you might think he'd revel during this time of year.

Well, Oscar is a perpetual grouch 24/7 let alone on Christmas. Then again, considering the trash output during the holidays, you might think he’d revel during this time of year.

7. Have a perfect Muppet Christmas with this tree.

I especially like how they have Gonzo tangled in lights and garland. That's pretty clever.

I especially like how they have Gonzo tangled in lights and garland. That’s pretty clever.

8. Make your Christmas brighter with this string of Elmo lights.

Just what we all need. So they have to have a string of lights of a cute little red muppet who can be annoying to parents.

Just what we all need. So they have to have a string of lights of a cute little red muppet who can be annoying to parents.

9. As we all know from Beaker, meepers gonna meep.

Because "meep" is the only thing he usually says. Still, you admire him for his loyalty to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew for all its implications.

Because “meep” is the only thing he usually says. Still, you admire him for his loyalty to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew for all its implications.

10. Fans of Muppet Babies will absolutely love this Christmas sweater.

This one features Kermit, Miss Piggy, and Fozzie Bear. So adorable. Love it.

This one features Kermit, Miss Piggy, and Fozzie Bear. So adorable. Love it.

11. You better watch out for Elmo Claus

This is Elmo dressed in a Santa outfit with a present. I know kids will love it and sure it's adorable.

This is Elmo dressed in a Santa outfit with a present. I know kids will love it and sure it’s adorable.

12. I’m sure Santa would love to stuff this Elmo stocking.

Well, this is just a stocking that has Elmo's face on it. Seems easy to make.

Well, this is just a stocking that has Elmo’s face on it. Seems easy to make.

13. Nothing says a Muppet Christmas like gracing this Kermit and Piggy wreath on your door.

This one has Kermit dressed as Santa and Piggy in a green dress and fur coat. Hope Piggy doesn't have PETA get on her case.

This one has Kermit dressed as Santa and Piggy in a green dress and fur coat. Hope Piggy doesn’t have PETA get on her case.

14. These Sesame Street ornaments will make adorable additions on your tree.

This one includes Big Bird, Cookie Monster, and Elmo. I think Cookie made the gingerbread train for himself.

This one includes Big Bird, Cookie Monster, and Elmo. I think Cookie made the gingerbread train for himself.

15. Aw, Elmo has a present for Cookie Monster.

Hope Elmo gave him an assortment of Christmas cookies. Because we all know what Cookie Monster appreciates.

Hope Elmo gave him an assortment of Christmas cookies. Because we all know what Cookie Monster appreciates.

16. Oscar isn’t known for his Christmas spirit.

 

Well, at least this ornament sums up Oscar's wonderful personality. Yes, it's probably better to scram.

Well, at least this ornament sums up Oscar’s wonderful personality. Yes, it’s probably better to scram.

17. Hey, it’s the ghosts of Jacob and Robert Marley with the Ghost of Christmas Present.

These are from A Muppet Christmas Carol. As you know, the chained ghosts are Statler and Waldorf.

These are from A Muppet Christmas Carol. As you know, the chained ghosts are Statler and Waldorf.

18. Celebrate the season with an ornament everyone’s favorite grumpy old men.

I don't know about you. But I think Statler and Waldorf get a kick heckling the other Muppets from their box. I mean they always laugh at their own burns.

I don’t know about you. But I think Statler and Waldorf get a kick heckling the other Muppets from their box. I mean they always laugh at their own burns.

19. Merry Christmas from the Muppets Express.

This Muppet Christmas train makes some degree of sense. I think it's quite fitting.

This Muppet Christmas train makes some degree of sense. I think it’s quite fitting.

20. Cookie Monster would like to wish everyone happy holidays.

Why does this Cookie Monster inflatable have a candy cane? He should more likely have a gingerbread man cookie in his hand. That would've been more appropriate.

Why does this Cookie Monster inflatable have a candy cane? He should more likely have a gingerbread man cookie in his hand. That would’ve been more appropriate.

21. Celebrate this holiday season with this spectacular Sesame Street tree.

The ornaments on this tree seem fuzzy. It also has quite colorful decorations. Love it.

The ornaments on this tree seem fuzzy. It also has quite colorful decorations. Love it.

22. You can’t go wrong this holiday season with a Christmas wreath of Kermit and his friends.

This one has Kermit with Fozzie and Gonzo. Also includes Christmas lights and baubles.

This one has Kermit with Fozzie and Gonzo. Also includes Christmas lights and baubles.

23. Cookie Monster and Elmo always enjoy the occasional sleigh ride.

Though it's hard to go on a sleigh ride when there's no snow outside. But this is adorable.

Though it’s hard to go on a sleigh ride when there’s no snow outside. But this is adorable.

24. Rizzo the Rat always makes a holiday impression.

Even funnier is how he's in Mickey Mouse attire. Though he's wearing longer pants.

Even funnier is how he’s in Mickey Mouse attire. Though he’s wearing longer pants.

25. Seasons Greetings from your favorite Sesame Street characters.

These lawn decorations consist of Cookie Monster, Elmo, and Big Bird. Still, Big Bird is taller while Cookie shouldn't hold a candy cane.

These lawn decorations consist of Cookie Monster, Elmo, and Big Bird. Still, Big Bird is taller while Cookie shouldn’t hold a candy cane.

26. This Sesame Street Christmas gingerbread scene will melt your heart.

Guess they get a lot of snow there as you see from the roof. Still, this is adorable.

Guess they get a lot of snow there as you see from the roof. Still, this is adorable.

27. There’s nothing more cuddlier on Christmas than these Sesame Streets holiday plushies.

Includes Cookie Monster, Elmo, Big Bird, and Grover. At least Cookie has a chocolate candy cane in this one.

Includes Cookie Monster, Elmo, Big Bird, and Grover. At least Cookie has a chocolate candy cane in this one.

28. Of course, you can’t resist this Cookie Monster Christmas tree.

Well, this seems like a rather simple way to decorate Christmas tree. Just eyes, mouth, lights, and Santa hat on an artificial blue Christmas tree and you're good to go.

Well, this seems like a rather simple way to decorate Christmas tree. Just eyes, mouth, lights, and Santa hat on an artificial blue Christmas tree and you’re good to go.

29. This Big Bird nutcracker makes a great addition on your Christmas mantle.

Doesn't exactly look like Big Bird. But I like his little toy soldier outfit.

Doesn’t exactly look like Big Bird. But I like his little toy soldier outfit.

30. Any little girl would absolutely delight in this Abby Cadabby tree.

Well, I'm not familiar with Abby Cadabby. But I think this tree is adorable.

Well, I’m not familiar with Abby Cadabby. But I think this tree is adorable.

31. This Muppet Christmas wreath has all your puppet favorites.

This one even includes Sesame Street characters like Big Bird and Elmo. Of course, Kermit is Santa in the center.

This one even includes Sesame Street characters like Big Bird and Elmo. Of course, Kermit is Santa in the center.

32. This Muppet Christmas Carol cake is a delectable treat.

Well, this is an appropriate treat. Love how it features the characters. Looks tasty.

Well, this is an appropriate treat. Love how it features the characters. Looks tasty.

33. This Cookie Monster nutcracker is more accustomed to the chocolate chip variety.

He even has sack of cookies next to him. Love the smile on his face.

He even has sack of cookies next to him. Love the smile on his face.

34. Wish your dad a merry Christmas with this card featuring Statler and Waldorf.

After all, Statler and Waldorf are the original grumpy old men. Can't get enough of these guys.

After all, Statler and Waldorf are the original grumpy old men. Can’t get enough of these guys.

35. Merry Christmas from the Muppets and the Jim Henson Company.

This one has Sesame Street, the Muppets, and the Fraggles. Not very familiar with the Fraggles.

This one has Sesame Street, the Muppets, and the Fraggles. Not very familiar with the Fraggles.

36. Looks like Big Bird didn’t have a great Christmas.

Okay, this is a very sick Christmas card that's not related to Jim Henson but I had to show it. There's a Thanksgiving one, too by the way.

Okay, this is a very sick Christmas card that’s not related to Jim Henson but I had to show it. There’s a Thanksgiving one, too by the way.

37. Nothing delights children like this book about Christmas Eve on Sesame Street.

Looking at the cover on this book, it doesn't seem that Christmas on Sesame Street is a cheery occasion. Also, Big Bird seems quite depressed.

Looking at the cover on this book, it doesn’t seem that Christmas on Sesame Street is a cheery occasion. Also, Big Bird seems quite depressed.

38. These Sesame Street ornaments will surely bring holiday cheer.

Cookie Monster holds a bunch of happy gingerbread men. From how I'd see it, the cookies are more likely to see him as their Godzilla.

Cookie Monster holds a bunch of happy gingerbread men. From how I’d see it, the cookies are more likely to see him as their Godzilla.

39. Finally, a Christmas tree that Cookie Monster could be proud of.

This one is blue with cookies, spoons, baubles, and letters. Hope the cookies aren't real or you know what Cookie will do to them.

This one is blue with cookies, spoons, baubles, and letters. Hope the cookies aren’t real or you know what Cookie will do to them.

40. This Muppet gingerbread house will bring anyone Christmas joy.

Well, it surely seems like a rather old building. It's probably their theater. Love it.

Well, it surely seems like a rather old building. It’s probably their theater. Love it.

41. This Sesame Street Christmas tree will help kids learn their ABCs.

This one has plush ornaments on it. Still, I have to like this one so I include it.

This one has plush ornaments on it. Still, I have to like this one so I include it.

42. This Kermit nutcracker comes with a sled.

He has a scarf, Santa hat, and mittens. Still, he doesn't seem to wear much despite that frogs are cold-blooded amphibians. I don't mean in a moral sense.

He has a scarf, Santa hat, and mittens. Still, he doesn’t seem to wear much despite that frogs are cold-blooded amphibians. I don’t mean in a moral sense.

43. A Sesame Street Christmas tree must go with its own tree skirt.

This features Ernie, Bert, Cookie Monster, and Elmo. And it has a red and green pattern.

This features Ernie, Bert, Cookie Monster, and Elmo. And it has a red and green pattern.

44. This Muppet Christmas sweater will surely create an impression.

Like how this one has Miss Piggy in her own stocking which is larger than Fozzie and Kermit's. Then again, it's understandable.

Like how this one has Miss Piggy in her own stocking which is larger than Fozzie and Kermit’s. Then again, it’s understandable.

45. Any child would delight in these Elmo Christmas plush decorations.

They consist of Elmo with candy canes, garlands, and a sack of presents. So cute.

They consist of Elmo with candy canes, garlands, and a sack of presents. So cute.

46. Celebrate the season with this Elmo Saves Christmas album.

A great way for young children to annoy their parents during the holidays. Still, if you kiddies really want to freak them out, perhaps a CD of One Direction would be better.

A great way for young children to annoy their parents during the holidays. Still, if you kiddies really want to freak them out, perhaps a CD of One Direction would be better.

47. This Ernie nutcracker can always cheer anyone during the holidays.

He even has a rubber duckie staff. Still, this is quite creative and adorable.

He even has a rubber duckie staff. Still, this is quite creative and adorable.

48. This Elmo drummer boy doesn’t skip a beat.

He even has presents below him. Hope he doesn't open his mouth when he plays.

He even has presents below him. Hope he doesn’t open his mouth when he plays.

49. Make this year a green Christmas with Kermit.

Of course, Kermit knows that it's not easy being green. But you have to wonder why the hell he doesn't wear a coat in the winter.

Of course, Kermit knows that it’s not easy being green. But you have to wonder why the hell he doesn’t wear a coat in the winter.

50. Miss Piggy can be a lovely Christmas angel.

Actually personality wise, she's anything but angelic. But this is pretty funny.

Actually personality wise, she’s anything but angelic. But this is pretty funny.

51. Seems like Beaker has some holiday anxiety.

To be fair, Beaker has every reason to be nervous. After all, he gets blown up a lot at Muppet Labs.

To be fair, Beaker has every reason to be nervous. After all, he gets blown up a lot at Muppet Labs.

52. Beaker wonders what’s in this gift box.

Chances are if it's from Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, it's probably something that'll blow up in Beaker's face. Otherwise, I'm not so sure.

Chances are if it’s from Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, it’s probably something that’ll blow up in Beaker’s face. Otherwise, I’m not so sure.

53. These Sesame Street baubles will make your season bright.

Includes Cookie Monster, Oscar, Elmo, Bert, and Ernie. Available on Etsy.

Includes Cookie Monster, Oscar, Elmo, Bert, and Ernie. Available on Etsy.

54. You can surely deck the halls wearing this Kermit Christmas sweater.

He's even singing to "Deck the Halls." Love how he's wearing plaid and a Santa hat.

He’s even singing to “Deck the Halls.” Love how he’s wearing plaid and a Santa hat.

55. This Kermit and Piggy Christmas sweater vest has all the trimmings.

This even has Santa, tinsel, and a tree that lights up. Yes, these Christmas sweaters can be quite elaborate.

This even has Santa, tinsel, and a tree that lights up. Yes, these Christmas sweaters can be quite elaborate.

56. On this wreath Kermit and his friends sing their holiday favorites.

Well, it just has Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, and Animal. All in all, this is a nice wreath for any door.

Well, it just has Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, and Animal. All in all, this is a nice wreath for any door.

57. Listen to the Muppets sing your Christmas favorites with John Denver in A Christmas Together.

This came out in the 1980s since John Denver died in a plane crash during the 1990s. But yes, this exists.

This came out in the 1980s since John Denver died in a plane crash during the 1990s. But yes, this exists.

58. This Kermit Santa wreath will always greet guests with a smile.

He even has a present in his hands, too. Of course, he'd prefer flies over cookies since he's a frog.

He even has a present in his hands, too. Of course, he’d prefer flies over cookies since he’s a frog.

59. If you like The Muppet Christmas Carol, then check out this gingerbread display.

Yes, it's the gingerbread version of the street you see in the movie. Yet, they have fraggles underground which weren't featured.

Yes, it’s the gingerbread version of the street you see in the movie. Yet, they have fraggles underground which weren’t featured.

60. Wish your hubby a Merry Kissmas with this holiday card.

Okay, that's cute. Yet, a great example of a Muppet item that's certainly not for kids.

Okay, that’s cute. Yet, a great example of a Muppet item that’s certainly not for kids.

61. Nothing makes the holiday season merrier like this Muppet North Pole Christmas village.

Yes, they have a Muppet Christmas village, too. And even Muppet figurines to match.

Yes, they have a Muppet Christmas village, too. And even Muppet figurines to match.

62. Hope this Big Bird wreath makes your Christmas warm and fuzzy.

Just a green rag wreath with pom poms. Like seeing Big Bird with a scarf.

Just a green rag wreath with pom poms. Like seeing Big Bird with a scarf.

63. Oscar celebrates the holiday season the only way he knows how.

He even has his trash can decorated with well, garbage. Well, at least he recycles.

He even has his trash can decorated with well, garbage. Well, at least he recycles.

64. Show your grouchiness this Christmas with this Oscar sweater.

Yeah, Oscar isn't in the mood to talk right now. Still, this is brilliant.

Yeah, Oscar isn’t in the mood to talk right now. Still, this is brilliant.

65. How about a Christmas sweater of Oscar’s can in lights?

Even in a Santa hat and beard, Oscar is still his old grouchy self. Stay grouchy, my friend.

Even in a Santa hat and beard, Oscar is still his old grouchy self. Stay grouchy, my friend.

66. Nothing cheers a child up on Christmas like an Elmo plush stocking with green mittens.

Not sure if this one sings. But I'm sure little kids will enjoy it. Elmo even has a green hat to match.

Not sure if this one sings. But I’m sure little kids will enjoy it. Elmo even has a green hat to match.

67. Elmo, Abby, and Cookie Monster always play great Christmas music.

I like how Cookie Monster stuck a lot of cookies in his saxophone. What a way to ruin an instrument.

I like how Cookie Monster stuck a lot of cookies in his saxophone. What a way to ruin an instrument. But he couldn’t resist.

68. Elmo, Ernie, and Bert take time to be Santa’s helpers.

Well, Elmo is dressed as an elf. Ernie makes a rocking horse. Yet, Bert builds a birdhouse, most likely for his pigeons.

Well, Elmo is dressed as an elf. Ernie paints a rocking horse. Yet, Bert builds a birdhouse, most likely for his pigeons.

69. This holiday Miss Piggy doll has great Christmas style.

Knowing Piggy, this dress is probably from some high fashion designer. Since she dresses only from the best.

Knowing Piggy, this dress is probably from some high fashion designer. Since she dresses only from the best.

70. This Christmas, Rowlf plays a ditty on his piano.

Well, Rowlf doesn't appear much as a Muppet these days. But this is a very cute card with him in a Santa hat.

Well, Rowlf doesn’t appear much as a Muppet these days. But this is a very cute card with him in a Santa hat.

71. This Christmas Cookie Monster builds his own gingerbread house.

You know he'll most likely devour it in a way that'll result in a big mess not long after the presentation. Because we know Cookie Monster and what he likes.

You know he’ll most likely devour it in a way that’ll result in a big mess not long after the presentation. Because we know Cookie Monster and what he likes.

72. In December, the Count always counts down the days to Christmas.

Kind of wish he had a calendar of December instead of this. But it'll do.

Kind of wish he had a calendar of December instead of this. But it’ll do.

73. Ernie Makes a list while Bert puts up the lights.

And it seems that Ernie has a lot of things he wants for Christmas. Meanwhile, Bert had an accident and got himself tangled.

And it seems that Ernie has a lot of things he wants for Christmas. Meanwhile, Bert had an accident and got himself tangled.

74. Big Bird comes in dressed as Santa with a sack of toys.

Here he is with this teddy bear Radar. Still, this is quite adorable if you ask me.

Here he is with this teddy bear Radar. Still, this is quite adorable if you ask me.

75. This assortment of Sesame Street ornaments should be a welcome addition to your Christmas tree.

Includes Ernie, Bert, Grover, Cookie Monster, Big Bird, Elmo, and Oscar. Each of these has quite a clever spin.

Includes Ernie, Bert, Grover, Cookie Monster, Big Bird, Elmo, and Oscar. Each of these has quite a clever spin.

76. This Cookie Monster wreath will make your holiday home especially welcoming.

Well, it has a plush Cookie on a rag and pom pom wreath. Love it.

Well, it has a plush Cookie on a rag and pom pom wreath. Love it.

77. This Sesame Street Christmas tree will surely make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Like how it has Big Bird on the tree as it should since he's the face of Sesame Street. But I like the other plush ornaments as well.

Like how it has Big Bird on the tree as it should since he’s the face of Sesame Street. But I like the other plush ornaments as well.

78. These light up Sesame Street decorations will make your season bright.

These consist of Elmo, Cookie Monster, and a Christmas tree. Sure to lift spirits of those who see them.

These consist of Elmo, Cookie Monster, and Abby Cadabby. Sure to lift spirits of those who see them.

79. Miss Piggy always loves to spend her holidays with her Kermie.

However, sometimes she doesn't realize that Kermie needs his space. But what do you know?

However, sometimes she doesn’t realize that Kermie needs his space. But what do you know?

80. Beaker wishes everyone a Merry Christmas in the only way he knows how.

Yeah, he just says "meep." But at least he's wearing a set of reindeer ears and antlers.

Yeah, he just says “meep.” But at least he’s wearing a set of reindeer ears and antlers.

81. Miss Piggy always wishes a merry Christmas to moi.

Because we all know she's the ultimate diva. And she always knows the value of self-care.

Because we all know she’s the ultimate diva. And she always knows the value of self-care.

82. How about Miss Piggy in this Christmas pose?

I had to include a card like this of her in a sexy lady pose. Because she does a lot of these in pictures.

I had to include a card like this of her in a sexy lady pose. Because she does a lot of these in pictures.

83. Of course, I can’t leave out a Christmas card of Mr. Scrooge.

Yes, I know it's of Michael Caine who's not a Muppet. But this is from The Muppet Christmas Carol. So it goes on the post.

Yes, I know it’s of Michael Caine who’s not a Muppet. But this is from The Muppet Christmas Carol. So it goes on the post.

84. This holiday season Rosita likes to take to the ice.

Well, I had to include at least one female Muppet from Sesame Street who wasn't Abby Cadabby. Still, like her white sparkly outfit.

Well, I had to include at least one female Muppet from Sesame Street who wasn’t Abby Cadabby. Still, like her white sparkly outfit.

85. Miss Piggy always likes to get on top of presents.

She's parodying many of the pinup images. Yet, I couldn't leave this ornament out.

She’s parodying many of the pinup images. Yet, I couldn’t leave this ornament out.

86. Guy Smiley always looks dashing as a toy soldier.

Yet, when he opens his mouth, he certainly doesn't sound like one. But like the uniform nonetheless.

Yet, when he opens his mouth, he certainly doesn’t sound like one. But like the uniform nonetheless.

87. Nothing brings a bang out of the season like this Hallmark ornament of Gonzo the great in a cannon.

For nothing says Christmas like getting yourself shot out of a cannon. Honestly, how does Gonzo survive such stunts?

For nothing says Christmas like getting yourself shot out of a cannon. Honestly, how does Gonzo survive such stunts?

88. Rosita always appreciates a Christmas pinata.

It helps that it's red with a green ribbon. Still, this is adorable.

It helps that it’s red with a green ribbon. Still, this is adorable.

89. Prairie Dawn sleeps on the armchair while waiting for Santa.

She even has the cookies on the arm. Yet, Santa would find this a little bit inconvenient.

She even has the cookies on the arm. Yet, Santa would find this a little bit inconvenient.

90. Top your Christmas tree with Miss Piggy on the moon.

To be fair, this is an old tree topper. But it surely brings out Piggy's good side.

To be fair, this is an old tree topper. But it surely brings out Piggy’s good side.

91. Animal is wild about Christmas.

Well, he's wild about anything. And yes, he can be a bit unhinged for his own good.

Well, he’s wild about anything. And yes, he can be a bit unhinged for his own good.

92. Of course, it’s not a Christmas tree without an ornament of the Electric Mayhem bus.

Because there's no chance I could do a Muppet post and forget the Electric Mayhem. Those guys rock.

Because there’s no chance I could do a Muppet post and forget the Electric Mayhem. Those guys rock.

93. Make your Christmas merry by wearing this Sesame Street holiday sweater.

Features Elmo, Cookie Monster, and Oscar the Grouch. Sure it's for adults but kids will love it.

Features Elmo, Cookie Monster, and Oscar the Grouch. Sure it’s for adults but kids will love it.

94. Bet you’ve never seen a Christmas tree on Sesame Street like this.

I guess this one was at a mall. But it features characters like Elmo Cookie Monster, and Big Bird.

I guess this one was at a mall. But it features characters like Elmo Cookie Monster, and Big Bird.

95. This Kermit nutcracker comes in his own Santa suit.

And he has the full outfit on, not just the robe. He even carries presents, too.

And he has the full outfit on, not just the robe. He even carries presents, too.

96. Who wouldn’t want to cuddle with Santa Gonzo this holiday season?

To be honest, Gonzo is kind of weird if you ask me. I mean his girlfriend is a chicken for God's sake.

To be honest, Gonzo is kind of weird if you ask me. I mean his girlfriend is a chicken for God’s sake.

97. Fans of The Muppet Christmas Carol might appreciate this postcard of the Marley brothers.

On second thought, these guys look creepy in this. Like they're from some Hensonian nightmare.

On second thought, these guys look creepy in this. Like they’re from some Hensonian nightmare.

98. Girls who love Kermit will adore this Christmas sweater.

Unfortunately, Miss Piggy will most likely try to get her hands on it even if she has to fight tooth and nail. Like the bow on him though.

Unfortunately, Miss Piggy will most likely try to get her hands on it even if she has to fight tooth and nail. Like the bow on him though.

99. On this stocking Bert reads a book about oatmeal.

Well, I included the Ernie nutcracker. So I had to go with this. Still, not a book I'd read for fun.

Well, I included the Ernie nutcracker. So I had to go with this. Still, not a book I’d read for fun.

100. Listen to seasonal favorites with the Green and Red Christmas album from the Muppets.

Features Kermit and Miss Piggy on the front. But I'm sure all the Muppets are well represented in the song listing.

Features Kermit and Miss Piggy on the front. But I’m sure all the Muppets are well represented in the song listing.

Disney Welcomes You to the Happiest Christmas Celebration on Earth

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Our next stop for Merry Geekmas is onward to the wonderful world of Disney. Unlike the other franchises we’ve seen so far, Disney has been in the Christmas business for years. Hell, they have Christmas celebrations at their parks as well as Christmas specials for decades, especially during the 1990s. Let’s just say that this is a franchise that’s heavily cashed in on the Christmas commercialization phenomenon big time. Of course, Disney has a ton of fans around the world. But there are plenty of Disney fanatics out there who go all out. And I’m not talking about kids or parents here. I’m talking about adults who’d dress up as Disney characters at Comic Con and go all Disney out on Christmas. And that’s where I come in. These people could easily do a Disney themed Christmas tree and decorations. You know, the real Disney nerds. So for your reading pleasure this holiday season, I bring you an assortment of tidings from the magical world of Disney.

  1. Eeyore wishes you a happy Christmas.
Yet, we're not sure if Eeyore will be merry because merriment isn't his strong suit. But his friends accept him anyway.

Yet, we’re not sure if Eeyore will be merry because merriment isn’t his strong suit. But his friends accept him anyway.

2. Do you want to build a snowman Christmas tree that is?

"Hi, I'm Olaf and I give warm hugs." Easier than building a snowman in parts of the country this time of year, especially where I live.

“Hi, I’m Olaf and I give warm hugs.” Easier than building a snowman in parts of the country this time of year, especially where I live.

3. On your tree, say Merry Christmas with mouse ears.

As I said before, I'm not a fan of Mickey and his friends. But nevertheless, I feel obligated to show these.

As I said before, I’m not a fan of Mickey and his friends. But nevertheless, I feel obligated to show these.

4. Frozen fans will enjoy this Olaf nutcracker.

And in the spirit of Christmas, he even has a Santa hat as well as red and green scarf. You can't help but like this.

And in the spirit of Christmas, he even has a Santa hat as well as red and green scarf. You can’t help but like this.

5. Greet your friends and family with this Disney Christmas wreath.

Though I'm not a fan of classic Disney characters, I knew I had to make concessions here. This is one of them.

Though I’m not a fan of classic Disney characters, I knew I had to make concessions here. This is one of them.

6. You can always let it go with this Elsa Christmas tree ornament.

For nothing says Christmas than snapping out at your coronation, leaving your kingdom to eternal winter, and running away from your queenly responsibilities. Yes, Elsa, what a way to let it go.

For nothing says Christmas than snapping out at your coronation, leaving your kingdom to eternal winter, and running away from your queenly responsibilities. Yes, Elsa, what a way to let it go.

7. Feast your eyes on these Mickey Mouse Christmas cookies this holiday season.

Sure they may be Mickey Mouse cookies. But they seem rather easy to make though.

Sure they may be Mickey Mouse cookies. But they seem rather easy to make though.

8. Sven seems to be ready for the holidays.

He even has his antlers in Christmas lights. Hope it doesn't keep him from hauling ice.

He even has his antlers in Christmas lights. Hope it doesn’t keep him from hauling ice.

9. These Disney Princess ornaments are a must have for any magical Christmas tree.

Each of these has a cloth skirt. Not sure why Jasmine has one since she usually wears her puffy harem pants.

Each of these has a cloth skirt. Not sure why Jasmine has one since she usually wears her puffy harem pants.

10. Now you can own a Mickey Mouse nutcracker this holiday season.

And he comes in 5 different variations. Hope you can take your pick. I'm going with none of them.

And he comes in 5 different variations. Hope you can take your pick. I’m going with none of them.

11. All this Mickey Mouse wreath needs is a Santa hat.

After all, a Santa hat can always make any wreath look suitable for Christmas. Even one with mouse ears.

After all, a Santa hat can always make any wreath look suitable for Christmas. Even one with mouse ears. This one even has lights.

12. Nothing brings joy on Christmas like a Mickey Mouse tree.

Of course, that's not the case in my house. But I understand Mickey has his fans. So I'll use this one.

Of course, that’s not the case in my house. But I understand Mickey has his fans. So I’ll use this one.

13. This Disney Princess Christmas tree is a little girl’s dream.

Even with it's girliness, I actually like this one. Love how they use Disney princess dolls on the branches.

Even with it’s girliness, I actually like this one. Love how they use Disney princess dolls on the branches.

14. How about a Mickey Mouse stocking wizard hat?

This one is from the Fantasia "Sorcerer's Apprentice" segment. You can see why it's shaped that way.

This one is from the Fantasia “Sorcerer’s Apprentice” segment. You can see why it’s shaped that way.

15. Treasure Christmas forever with this Disney keepsake.

They have a lot of these types of displays from Disney. This one features a frozen pond which you won't see at the Disney parks in this country.

They have a lot of these types of displays from Disney. This one features a frozen pond which you won’t see at the Disney parks in this country.

16. Grace your Christmas tree with these Disney mouse ear ornaments.

These ornaments feature many of your favorite Disney movie characters. This even includes villains like Ursula and Maleficent.

These ornaments feature many of your favorite Disney movie characters. This even includes villains like Ursula. Captain Hook, and Maleficent.

17. Now that’s one big Christmas stocking.

I wouldn't be surprised if someone actually made this. However, this doesn't mean I care for the characters on here. Because I don't.

I wouldn’t be surprised if someone actually made this. However, this doesn’t mean I care for the characters on here. Because I don’t.

18. If you liked Frozen Fever, then you’ll love this inflatable Olaf snowman in your yard.

Whenever Elsa sneezes she tends to create these little snowmen. Still, this is adorable.

Whenever Elsa sneezes she tends to create these little snowmen. Still, this is adorable.

19. Speaking of Frozen, any little girl would want to check out this Elsa Christmas stocking.

There's also an Olaf stocking. But since Elsa is way more popular, it goes on the post instead.

There’s also an Olaf stocking. But since Elsa is way more popular, it goes on the post instead.

20. There’s no better royal addition on your tree than these Disney Princess ornaments.

However, I'm not sure whether Mulan and Pocahontas qualify as princesses. But what the hell, it's Disney so I'll allow it.

However, I’m not sure whether Mulan and Pocahontas qualify as princesses. But what the hell, it’s Disney so I’ll allow it.

21. On Christmas Eve, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

And I'm sure diehard Disney fans would want a shirt like this. Fair enough.

And I’m sure diehard Disney fans would want a shirt like this. Fair enough.

22. Make Christmas magical with this snow globe Disney castle.

I suppose this doesn't come cheap. Also includes a Cinderella snow globe coach.

I suppose this doesn’t come cheap. Also includes a Cinderella snow globe coach.

23. Fans of Alice in Wonderland will surely adore this Christmas tree.

Though I have to admit, it's a rather trippy Disney movie from the 1950s. But I understand it has its fans.

Though I have to admit, it’s a rather trippy Disney movie from the 1950s. But I understand it has its fans.

24. These Mickey snowman cookies might just as well melt your heart.

They just look like regular snowmen but with Mickey Mouse ears. Though I like them better than Mickey cookies.

They just look like regular snowmen but with Mickey Mouse ears. Though I like them better than Mickey cookies.

25. For your magical Christmas party, these Minnie Mouse ears are a must.

Because nothing says Disney like iconic mouse ears. I mean Mickey Mouse is the franchise mascot.

Because nothing says Disney like iconic mouse ears. I mean Mickey Mouse is the franchise mascot.

26. May you always have a friend this Christmas with these Toy Story ornaments on your tree.

Consists of Woody with Christmas lights, Buzz Lightyear with a candy cane, and an alien with one, too. All in all, these are great.

Consists of Woody with Christmas lights, Buzz Lightyear with a candy cane, and an alien with one, too. All in all, these are great.

27. If you prefer a Christmas underwater, this Finding Nemo ornament is for you.

And he surely looks excited for Christmas doesn't he? Still, this is cute.

And he surely looks excited for Christmas doesn’t he? Still, this is cute.

28. Celebrate the season with this Disney keepsake Christmas tree.

Now this is a very fancy display if you ask me. Has a lot of great detail. Probably not cheap.

Now this is a very fancy display if you ask me. Has a lot of great detail. Probably not cheap.

29. You can always light up a show with this Minnie Mouse inflatable display.

You see, Minnie Mouse is all ready for Christmas. Her Christmas tree is even full of bows like her house.

You see, Minnie Mouse is all ready for Christmas. Her Christmas tree is even full of bows like her house.

30. For a more naturalistic Mickey Mouse wreath, this one got you covered.

This one contains pine cones and holly berries. And in a true Mickey Mouse fashion.

This one contains pine cones and holly berries. And in a true Mickey Mouse fashion.

31. Fans of Finding Nemo will want to hang this stocking near the fireplace.

This one has Nemo with his little friends. Sure the snowflakes don't fit in with the coral reef landscape. But this is for Christmas.

This one has Nemo with his little friends. Sure the snowflakes don’t fit in with the coral reef landscape. But this is for Christmas.

32. Lion King fans would love to have a Simba’s portrait ornament on their tree.

Sure it's a bauble of Simba when he was a cub drawn by Rafiki. But it's a rather iconic image from the movie.

Sure it’s a bauble of Simba when he was a cub drawn by Rafiki. But it’s a rather iconic image from the movie.

33. You can always spread magical cheer with this Disney Christmas village collection.

Yes, they have these. Because Disney is a very profitable franchise. So I had to include this.

Yes, they have these. Because Disney is a very profitable franchise. So I had to include this.

34. This Christmas quit of Mickey and Minnie will bring you endless joy.

This one has Mickey and Minnie in the snow. And the quilt is used for display mostly.

This one has Mickey and Minnie in the snow. And the quilt is used for display mostly.

35. Nothing makes your Christmas magical like these Mickey Mouse cookies.

Each cookie presented has its own unique Christmas design on it. Hope you enjoy.

Each cookie presented has its own unique Christmas design on it. Hope you enjoy.

36. Make your Christmas part of the Hundred Acre Wood with this Winnie the Pooh wreath.

And here we have Pooh in his Christmas jammies. This is so adorable you can't resist it.

And here we have Pooh in his Christmas jammies. This is so adorable you can’t resist it.

37. Hope this gingerbread Cinderella’s castle make all your Christmas dreams come true.

Man, and I though the Hogwarts gingerbread scenes were spectacular. This really takes the cake for me. Love the detail.

Man, and I though the Hogwarts gingerbread scenes were spectacular. This really takes the cake for me. Love the detail.

38. This summer Olaf ornament will brighten your Christmas season.

Because nothing says Christmas like a snowman fantasizing about summer while completely ignoring the basics of thermodynamics. Yeah, we all know what happens to snowmen when the weather is above a certain temperature.

Because nothing says Christmas like a snowman fantasizing about summer while completely ignoring the basics of thermodynamics. Yeah, we all know what happens to snowmen when the weather is above a certain temperature.

39. For a Disney Christmas, you can choose from a variety of stockings.

And boy, do they have a wide variety here. These feature everything from classic characters, to princesses and Pixar.

And boy, do they have a wide variety here. These feature everything from classic characters, to princesses and Pixar.

40. This Pooh Christmas plush will make your holidays as sweet as honey.

While I don't care for classic Disney characters, I can't help but like Winnie the Pooh. Perhaps it's because he and his friends are more relatable to all ages. Still, this is cute.

While I don’t care for classic Disney characters, I can’t help but like Winnie the Pooh. Perhaps it’s because he and his friends are more relatable to all ages. Still, this is cute.

41. Merry Christmas from Mickey Mouse and his friends.

This 1954 Christmas card is kind of creepy to me. It sort of Mickey controlling Pinocchio in an evil puppetmeister mode. Disturbing.

This 1954 Christmas card is kind of creepy to me. It sort of Mickey controlling Pinocchio in an evil puppetmeister mode. Disturbing.

42. Nothing shows you the value of friendship this Christmas like an inflatable of Sven and Olaf.

Sven even has a Christmas wreath on him as Olaf rides on top of him. Sure it's from Frozen but it melts your heart.

Sven even has a Christmas wreath on him as Olaf rides on top of him. Sure it’s from Frozen but it melts your heart.

43. Fans of the Little Mermaid may want to hang this stocking.

After all, it consists of Ariel's fish tail and her seashell bra piece. What more can you ask for.

After all, it consists of Ariel’s fish tail and her seashell bra piece. What more can you ask for?

44. This Mickey Mouse wreath seems to be as sweet as candy.

Well, it has candy pieces on it. Nevertheless, it's very much in tune with the Christmas spirit.

Well, it has candy pieces on it. Nevertheless, it’s very much in tune with the Christmas spirit.

45. This Mickey Mouse cake makes a delectable Christmas treat.

Okay, I'm not a fan of Mickey Mouse. But I couldn't miss this cake up. Since I know he has his fans.

Okay, I’m not a fan of Mickey Mouse. But I couldn’t miss this cake up. Since I know he has his fans.

46. Any Disney princess would love to have a Christmas tree like this.

Hey, I'm 26 years old and even I wouldn't mind having a Christmas tree like this. I mean what girl wouldn't?

Hey, I’m 26 years old and even I wouldn’t mind having a Christmas tree like this. I mean what girl wouldn’t?

47. There is no Christmas ornament like this that tells a tale as old as time.

For nothing says Christmas like some good old-fashioned Stockholm Syndrome. Still, to be fair, Beauty and the Beast is my favorite Disney movie by far.

For nothing says Christmas like some good old-fashioned Stockholm Syndrome. Still, to be fair, Beauty and the Beast is my favorite Disney movie by far.

48. A Christmas tree like this is a must have for any mad tea party.

Yes, this is another Alice in Wonderland Christmas tree. All I know is fans may want to see this.

Yes, this is another Alice in Wonderland Christmas tree. All I know is fans may want to see this.

49. Eeyore always loves a gingerbread cookie now and then.

Though he may not always show it. But you have to love Eeyore's Santa hat though.

Though he may not always show it. But you have to love Eeyore’s Santa hat though.

50. I’m sure a Frozen fan would clearly want a Queen Elsa tree topper.

Well, since Christmas takes place in winter, this is quite fitting. However, Elsa isn't as great a role model to young women as many think she is.

Well, since Christmas takes place in winter, this is quite fitting. However, Elsa isn’t as great a role model to young women as many think she is.

51. If you like Ursula, then this Christmas tree ornament in her Vanessa disguise is for you.

For nothing says Christmas like stealing someone else's boyfriend so you can take over the ocean by marrying him. Still, if Ursula was smart she could've just killed Prince Eric which would save all the trouble.

For nothing says Christmas like stealing someone else’s boyfriend so you can take over the ocean by marrying him. Still, if Ursula was smart she could’ve just killed Prince Eric which would save all the trouble.

52. Treasure the memory of The Lion King with this Simba Hallmark keepsake ornament.

After all, nothing says Christmas like singing a lively musical number about being king of the pride lands without considering that your dad must die before that would happen. Of course, Simba probably thought that was long way off. However, we all remember what happens to Mufasa.

After all, nothing says Christmas like singing a lively musical number about being king of the pride lands without considering that your dad must die before that would happen. Of course, Simba probably thought that was long way off. However, we all remember what happens to Mufasa not too far after this.

53. Celebrate the Hunchback of Notre Dame with this Christmas tree ornament from Hallmark.

Because nothing says Christmas like saving a girl's life from your crazy self-righteous guardian in hopes you might get in her pants. Yet, she only wants to be friends. Sorry, Quasimodo, but she has eyes for Phoebus.

Because nothing says Christmas like saving a girl’s life from your crazy self-righteous guardian in hopes you might get in her pants. Yet, she only wants to be friends. Sorry, Quasimodo, but she has eyes for Phoebus.

54. Perhaps this Disney Christmas tea pot would bring warmth during the Christmas season.

Sure it has Micke and Minnie on it. But I couldn't avoid putting it in my post since it's such a unique item.

Sure it has Micke and Minnie on it. But I couldn’t avoid putting it in my post since it’s such a unique item.

55. Wish everyone in your home a Merry Christmas with this Mickey Mouse tree.

Okay, I'm no fan of Mickey Mouse. But I have to admit, this is a pretty clever way of decorating a Christmas tree.

Okay, I’m no fan of Mickey Mouse. But I have to admit, this is a pretty clever way of decorating a Christmas tree.

56. There’s nothing sweeter on Christmas like this Mickey and Minnie candy cane decoration.

Well, at least it's unique enough to put on my post. Yet, I don't care for Mickey and Minnie much.

Well, at least it’s unique enough to put on my post. Yet, I don’t care for Mickey and Minnie much.

57. Make your home a winter wonderland with this Frozen wreath.

After all, there's no better way to say "Let It Snow" than this. Even features Olaf.

After all, there’s no better way to say “Let It Snow” than this. Even features Olaf.

58. Nothing says a Merry Christmas than a Mickey Mouse bauble wreath.

This one has baubles of all kinds of colors. Any Mickey fan would want this on their front door during the holidays.

This one has baubles of all kinds of colors. Any Mickey fan would want this on their front door during the holidays.

59. This Mickey Mouse hat makes a rather magical tree topper.

Not exactly something I'd want to put on my Christmas tree. But someone else might beg to differ.

Not exactly something I’d want to put on my Christmas tree. But someone else might beg to differ.

60. This Winnie the Pooh Christmas inflatable will surely melt your heart.

He comes out of present in a Santa hat and holding a candy cane. What's not to love?

He comes out of present in a Santa hat and holding a candy cane. What’s not to love?

61. Fans of the aliens from Toy Story, have I got a tree for you?

Just make sure you don't have any claws on your ceiling. Because such things have a special meaning to them.

Just make sure you don’t have any claws on your ceiling. Because such things have a special meaning to them.

62. No Disney princess should ever celebrate Christmas without a wreath like this.

This one includes Disney Princesses with snowflakes. Surely you can't resist this.

This one includes Disney Princesses with snowflakes. Surely you can’t resist this.

63. For a Frozen Christmas tree, it’s best that it’s covered with snow.

With an Elsa tree topper, this is a rather fitting Christmas tree. Helps that the ornaments match, too.

With an Elsa tree topper, this is a rather fitting Christmas tree. Helps that the ornaments match, too.

64. If you liked the Little Mermaid, then try this ornament on your Christmas tree.

After all, nothing says Christmas like musing about changing everything about yourself for a guy you just met. Sure Ariel is more proactive than other Disney Princess, but she's very much immature.

After all, nothing says Christmas like musing about changing everything about yourself for a guy you just met. Sure Ariel is more proactive than other Disney Princess, but she’s very much immature.

65. You’ll never know what you’ll see in a Mickey Mouse Christmas wreath.

This one has all kinds of things like flowers, presents, and snowflakes. Has very much a Christmas and creative touch.

This one has all kinds of things like flowers, presents, and snowflakes. Has very much a Christmas and creative touch.

66. Relive your favorite moments from Beauty and the Beast with this Hallmark keepsake ornament.

For nothing says Christmas like having a talking wardrobe cheer you up after you let the Beast take you hostage so your dad may leave. And he wants you to have dinner with him which you want no part of.

For nothing says Christmas like having a talking wardrobe cheer you up after you let the Beast take you hostage so your dad may leave. And he wants you to have dinner with him which you want no part of.

67. Now this is what I’d call the ultimate Disney Christmas tree.

Guess the ornaments on this tree are nowhere near cheap. Since many seem like you'd find them in a catalog.

Guess the ornaments on this tree are nowhere near cheap. Since many seem like you’d find them in a catalog.

68. Pixar fans will surely appreciate a Christmas tree like this.

It even has a balloon house tree topper. Even has a lot of Pixar stuff on it, too.

It even has a balloon house tree topper. Even has a lot of Pixar stuff on it, too.

69. These Mickey Mouse Christmas jars are great for storing candy.

Well, 2 of them have bows on the top. So you can't say they're necessarily Mickey jars. But all have the ears.

Well, 2 of them have bows on the top. So you can’t say they’re necessarily Mickey jars. But all have the ears.

70. Santa Pooh always enjoys his honey.

And here he is on a jar with a candy cane. Okay, he doesn't have a beard. But I don't care.

And here he is on a jar with a candy cane. Okay, he doesn’t have a beard. But I don’t care.

71. Seems like the Genie likes to sing Christmas carols.

Then again, the Genie always likes to show off his talents. Though I'm sure it's very unlikely Christmas is celebrated where he's at.

Then again, the Genie always likes to show off his talents. Though I’m sure it’s very unlikely Christmas is celebrated where he’s at.

72. This Disney Christmas wreath will surely make your holidays just as sweet.

Note that it features Disney characters in gingerbread. Still, it's quite colorful.

Note that it features Disney characters in gingerbread. Still, it’s quite colorful.

73. On Christmas, Mike and Sully always demonstrate the power of friendship.

This is a nice Christmas wreath from Monster's Inc. Like how Mike and Sully are featured.

This is a nice Christmas wreath from Monster’s Inc. Like how Mike and Sully are featured.

74. If you like Olaf, than this Olaf Christmas vacation inflatable is for you.

Of course, being a snowman, he certainly can't celebrate Christmas anywhere south of Florida even if he wanted to. Because he'd be reduced to water there. Not sure how to explain this to kids.

Of course, being a snowman, he certainly can’t celebrate Christmas anywhere south of Florida even if he wanted to. Because he’d be reduced to water there. Not sure how to explain this to kids.

75. This snowman Tigger inflatable would always make one bounce for joy.

Is Tigger in that snowman? Might want to get him out before he contacts hypothermia.

Is Tigger in that snowman? Might want to get him out before he contacts hypothermia.

76. This Inside Out tree will inspire all kinds of emotions.

This one is quite creative. Love the colors. Hope it inspires joy.

This one is quite creative. Love the colors. Hope it inspires joy.

77. Cherish the joy of family this Christmas with this Frozen keepsake ornament.

For nothing says Christmsa like shutting your little sister out of your life after accidentally knocking her unconscious with your ice powers. Now both Elsa and Anna are screwed up for the first part of the movie.

For nothing says Christmsa like shutting your little sister out of your life after accidentally knocking her unconscious with your ice powers. Now both Elsa and Anna are screwed up for the first part of the movie.

78. If you like Pocahontas, then feast your eyes on this ornament.

For nothing says Christmas like a colonialist romance that never happened in real life due to a large age difference. Also, Pocahontas, you should know he may be carrying small pox. Just saying.

For nothing says Christmas like a colonialist romance that never happened in real life due to a large age difference. Also, Pocahontas, you should know he may be carrying small pox. Just saying.

79. This Christmas inflatable from Winnie the Pooh brings winter fun.

Not sure how I feel about Eeyore being used as a reindeer to pull the sleigh. Yes, he's a donkey but still. Can't he get a break?

Not sure how I feel about Eeyore being used as a reindeer to pull the sleigh. Yes, he’s a donkey but still. Can’t he get a break?

80. If you love Sleeping Beauty, then you might enjoy having this ornament on your tree.

For nothing says Christmas by having to inflict some degree of sexual assault to wake up your girlfriend from a magically induced coma. Way to teach us about consent, Disney.

For nothing says Christmas by having to inflict some degree of G-rated sexual assault to wake up your girlfriend from a magically induced coma. Way to teach us about consent, Disney.

81. A Mickey Mouse wreath can always do with some ornaments.

Well, it has gold and baubles that shine. The red ribbon looks nice, too.

Well, it has gold and baubles that shine. The red ribbon looks nice, too.

82. Celebrate this holiday season with this animated table top Christmas tree from Disney.

Again, another expensive trinket from Disney suited for the holiday season. Not sure if I'd advise anyone to get it. But it's unique so it goes on the post.

Again, another expensive trinket from Disney suited for the holiday season. Not sure if I’d advise anyone to get it. But it’s unique so it goes on the post.

83. This Cinderella wreath is perfect for a Christmas ball.

Well, it surely sparkles like Cinderella's dress. But I have say she's not among my favorites.

Well, it surely sparkles like Cinderella’s dress. But I have say she’s not among my favorites.

84. This Mickey Mouse Christmas wreath is filled with Disney memories.

Includes ornaments from classic Disney characters as well as the movies. And it has a Santa hat on top.

Includes ornaments from classic Disney characters as well as the movies. And it has a Santa hat on top.

85. Even WALL-E knows how to deck the halls.

And he seems to be caught up in the lights. Nevertheless, this is adorable.

And he seems to be caught up in the lights. Nevertheless, this is adorable.

86. Of course, WALL-E and EVE would rather celebrate the season together.

This one has WALL-E holding the Christmas tree and EVE holding the lights. Still, so cute.

This one has WALL-E holding the Christmas tree and EVE holding the lights. Still, so cute.

87. Remember moments from Pinocchio with this ornament on your tree.

Because nothing says Christmas like being locked in a cage after skipping school to go to an island amusement park that turns boys into donkeys. And now you're lying to the Blue Fairy to save your ass.

Because nothing says Christmas like being locked in a cage after skipping school to go to an island amusement park that turns boys into donkeys. And now you’re lying to the Blue Fairy to save your ass.

88. These Bambi outdoor Christmas decor will make your season bright.

Uh, I'm not sure if Thumper and Bambi would even celebrate Christmas for they certainly didn't have stuff like that in the movie. Also, the holiday season isn't a great time for deer especially since it's early December.

Uh, I’m not sure if Thumper and Bambi would even celebrate Christmas for they certainly didn’t have stuff like that in the movie. Also, the holiday season isn’t a great time for deer especially since it’s early December.

89. This Elsa Christmas dress is surely worth freezing for.

Yes, they have one of these things for Elsa. Still, you have to like the snowflakes and braid on it.

Yes, they have one of these things for Elsa. Still, you have to like the snowflakes and braid on it.

90. I’m sure any mouse would want these Mickey Mouse Oreo Christmas cookies.

Each of these is decorated in a respective fashion. Be sure to use small Oreos for the ears.

Each of these is decorated in a respective fashion. Be sure to use small Oreos for the ears.

91. This Mickey Mouse wreath will bring you to a winter wonderland.

After all, it's surely covered in snowflakes, silver, and blue. Great if you want to go with Cinderella or Frozen.

After all, it’s surely covered in snowflakes, silver, and blue. Great if you want to go with Cinderella or Frozen.

92. This Alice in Wonderland Christmas wreath is curiouser and curiouser.

This one is also covered in roses and playing cards. Better than some of the others on this post as far as I'm concerned.

This one is also covered in roses and playing cards. Better than some of the others on this post as far as I’m concerned.

93. This Ariel Christmas wreath comes all the way from under the sea.

This one is covered in starfish to show for it. Still, it's so unique that I had to include it.

This one is covered in starfish to show for it. Still, it’s so unique that I had to include it.

94. Show up to your Disney Christmas in this Mickey Mouse ugly sweater.

Had to include at least one ugly Christmas sweater on this post. Because tis the season.

Had to include at least one ugly Christmas sweater on this post. Because tis the season.

95. On Christmas, follow Mickey and just say Ho!

I guess this Christmas sweatshirt is of vintage variety. Still, couldn't pass this up since ho has rather different connotations today.

I guess this Christmas sweatshirt is of vintage variety. Still, couldn’t pass this up since ho has rather different connotations today.

96. Use mouse lights to brighten you Christmas tree any way you’d like.

And they're available in several different colors. Yet, they all sport the iconic ears of Mickey Mouse.

And they’re available in several different colors. Yet, they all sport the iconic ears of Mickey Mouse.

97. You can’t go wrong with this gingerbread castle on a Frozen Christmas.

And yes, it surely stands out when you look at it. Still, this is from a display at Disney World in 2014.

And yes, it surely stands out when you look at it. Still, this is from a display at Disney World in 2014.

98. This gingerbread Up house will surely take flight.

This one uses jelly beans for balloons. Nevertheless, it's truly a work of art.

This one uses jelly beans for balloons. Nevertheless, it’s truly a work of art.

99. You can always see Mickey, Minnie, and Pluto in their Christmas teacups.

Of course, teacups rides are iconic to Disney> So it's why I included this inflatable on this post.

Of course, teacups rides are iconic to Disney> So it’s why I included this inflatable on this post.

100. This Disney tsum tsum Christmas tree will melt your heart.

Tsum Tsums are plush doll heads with cute faces. Still, this will certainly warm hearts this holiday season.

Tsum Tsums are plush doll heads with cute faces. Still, this will certainly warm hearts this holiday season.

Swedish Chef Worthy Muppet Treats

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There’s a lot to talk about food in the Muppets world. Sometimes the food can even talk, sing, and move like sentient beings. Even if they’re baked goods and vegetables. Really. Same goes when it comes to Sesame Street, especially when they’re trying to get kids to eat healthy. Don’t ask. Also, Hooper’s Store and Charlie’s are among Sesame Street’s premiere eating places. One serves as a resident hangout. The other is where Grover works as a waiter since he has ultimate job security despite massively sucking at customer service skills. I mean there was a sketch he basically ordered 6 cakes for a birthday party because he didn’t realize that the guests were referring to one person. Seriously. And that bald blue-headed customer is always complaining about him. On the Muppet Show we have the one and only Swedish Chef whose culinary endeavors always lead to some kind of cooking catastrophe. These include a turtle aiming at him with tank guns, being held up at gunpoint by lobsters, being attacked by spaghetti, being chased by a chicken wielding a cleaver, and more. He also uses a lot of unconventional kitchen implements like battle axes, blunderbusses, chainsaws, bazookas, and more. Off-screen, you’ll find plenty of Muppet treats out there mostly made for parties. So for your reading pleasure I give you a treasure trove of delectable Muppet treats. Enjoy.

  1. For a Rainbow Connection cake, this one of Kermit is perfect.
Of course, the rainbow in this cake is in the inside. Because that's the side that really counts.

Of course, the rainbow in this cake is in the inside. Because that’s the side that really counts.

2. These Sesame Street chocolates make it fun to learn your ABCs.

By the way, these are professionally made. But you wouldn't mind putting this cuteness in your mouth.

By the way, these are professionally made. But you wouldn’t mind putting this cuteness in your mouth.

3. If you love the Muppets, then take a look at this cake.

It's a cake of the Muppets onstage at the Muppet theater. You know where they do the show.

It’s a cake of the Muppets onstage at the Muppet theater. You know where they do the show.

4. This buttercream Beaker cake is a wondrous breakthrough in pastry creation.

Compared to some of the cakes you'll see here, this seems relatively easy. Mostly because Beaker has identifiable features and his shape.

Compared to some of the cakes you’ll see here, this seems relatively easy. Mostly because Beaker has identifiable features and his shape.

5. These Muppet bento lunches are a healthy treat.

These lunches consist of Kermit fruit snacks, Animal salad, and a Miss Piggy sandwich. So cute.

These lunches consist of Kermit fruit snacks, Animal salad, and a Miss Piggy sandwich. So cute.

6. A Beaker twinkie makes a great tasty snack.

This one even has him screaming with icing. Also, like Beaker, the twinkie probably has a lot of artificial preservatives by now.

This one even has him screaming with icing. Also, like Beaker, the twinkie probably has a lot of artificial preservatives by now.

7. Nothing makes a party a hit like these Muppet Show cookies.

Sure they may be professionally made. But they include all your favorites. Well, they should.

Sure they may be professionally made. But they include all your favorites. Well, they should.

8. This Miss Piggy bento lunch is sow fabulous.

It consists of a sandwich with pasta hair. Also bread ears and snout. But it surely resembles her.

It consists of a sandwich with pasta hair. Also bread ears and snout. But it surely resembles her.

9. Might want to take a bite out of this Electric Mayhem bus cake.

You might've seen the bus in the Muppet Movie. Also, I think the Electric Mayhem may be on the other side.

You might’ve seen the bus in the Muppet Movie. Also, I think the Electric Mayhem may be on the other side.

10. Seems like the Swedish Chef is on top of the pots with this cake.

Well, pots and pans. And they're all on top of an active burner. Love it.

Well, pots and pans. And they’re all on top of an active burner. Hope he doesn’t get, burnt, burnt, burnt.

11. This Muppet theater cake is simply a spectacle.

Yes, I know it's another Muppet Theater cake. But this one even has boxes for Statler and Waldorf. Also the Muppets are in action.

Yes, I know it’s another Muppet Theater cake. But this one even has boxes for Statler and Waldorf. Also the Muppets are in action.

12. Now that has to be a stellar Muppet cake display.

I think this might be for a wedding. Yet, the serving display has tiers featuring cupcakes of your favorite Muppet characters.

I think this might be for a wedding. Yet, the serving display has tiers featuring cupcakes of your favorite Muppet characters.

13. This Cookie Monster cake shows the lovable blue monster in cookie heaven.

Yes, Cookie Monster is in the cookie jar with his chocolate chip cookies. Hope he doesn't overdo it.

Yes, Cookie Monster is in the cookie jar with his chocolate chip cookies. Hope he doesn’t overdo it.

14. This Elmo pizza is pure lunch time fun.

Unlike in most pizzas, the sauce goes over the cheese. Yet at least the got his smile right.

Unlike in most pizzas, the sauce goes over the cheese. Yet at least the got his smile right.

15. If you’re hungry on the go, make it a Beaker wrap.

At least you don't have to put this in the oven. It even has carrot hair and a guacamole shirt and olive tie.

At least you don’t have to put this in the oven. It even has carrot hair and a guacamole shirt and olive tie.

16. This cake is about as trashy as Oscar the Grouch likes it.

Strangely it has a recycling symbol on it. But it has a lot of crap that Oscar will think as a fitting tribute to him.

Strangely it has a recycling symbol on it. But it has a lot of crap that Oscar will think as a fitting tribute to him.

17. If you like peanut butter, these Fozzie Bear cookies will make you say, “Wocka, Wocka.”

They're just peanut butter cookies shaped like Fozzie and decorated in his likeness. What more can you ask for?

They’re just peanut butter cookies shaped like Fozzie and decorated in his likeness. What more can you ask for?

18. As you may know, it’s not easy being the Green Lantern.

This cake has Kermit the Frog as the Green Lantern. Because being green kind of suits him. After all, he's a frog.

This cake has Kermit the Frog as the Green Lantern. Because being green kind of suits him. After all, he’s a frog.

19. If you’re not into superheroes, this Kermit cake will do.

It just has Kermit being his laid back self. Not minding anyone's business but his own.

It just has Kermit being his laid back self. Not minding anyone’s business but his own.

20. For more healthy options, try this Kermit fruit snack.

This Kermit has an apple head, a celery neck, and a beet mouth. But it's a real good likeness.

This Kermit has an apple head, a celery neck, and a beet mouth. But it’s a real good likeness.

21. Looks like Cookie Monster couldn’t resist what was in the cookie jar.

No wonder they have Sesame Street skits in which he has to learn self-control. Only to forget it shortly after. Because he's Cookie Monster.

No wonder they have Sesame Street skits in which he has to learn self-control. Only to forget it shortly after. Because he’s Cookie Monster.

22. For lunch, this Swedish Chef sandwich will make you say, “Bork, Bork, Bork!”

Has a bread face with bread crust beard and eyebrows. But his hat is made from tortilla. Enjoy.

Has a bread face with bread crust beard and eyebrows. But his hat is made from tortilla. Enjoy.

23. How would you like Animal to burst from the drum cake?

After all, Animal plays the drums. Guess this is for a kid's 10th birthday. Fair enough.

After all, Animal plays the drums. Guess this is for a kid’s 10th birthday. Fair enough.

24. Speaking of Animal, this Electric Mayhem cake rocks.

And they all seem to be tired after a show on the road. Then again, this group was modeled after 1960s and 1970s rock bands.

And they all seem to be tired after a show on the road. Then again, this group was modeled after 1960s and 1970s rock bands.

25. These Cookie Monster cupcakes look good enough to eat.

I especially like hoe they have cookies coming out of his mouth. That's very ingenious and touching to everyone's favorite junk food hound.

I especially like hoe they have cookies coming out of his mouth. That’s very ingenious and touching to everyone’s favorite junk food hound.

26. How about a cake of Gonzo the Great?

You know the daredevil with a chicken fetish. Don't worry, his relationship with Camilla is of mutual love and respect.

You know the daredevil with a chicken fetish. Don’t worry, his relationship with Camilla is of mutual love and respect.

27. For the curmudgeon who has nothing nice to say, you might want to celebrate their birthday with a cake of Statler and Waldorf.

Sure Statler and Waldorf are mean old men. But at least their insults are always PG rated. Gotta love these guys.

Sure Statler and Waldorf are mean old men. But at least their insults are always PG rated. Gotta love these guys.

28. For Muppet Show lovers, this is a great cake for you.

After all, this shows how the Muppets are introduced. Even Statler and Waldorf who are usually in the audience.

After all, this shows how the Muppets are introduced. Even Statler and Waldorf who are usually in the audience.

29. Nothing makes a great Sesame Street party like these fruit platters.

This has a kiwi Oscar, a pineapple Bert, a watermelon Elmo, and an orange Ernie. Well, at least those are the prominent fruits on their trays.

This has a kiwi Oscar, a pineapple Bert, a watermelon Elmo, and an orange Ernie. Well, at least those are the prominent fruits on their trays.

30. These Kermit rainbow fruit kabobs will help kids establish a healthy rainbow connection.

This one has Kermit as an apple centerpiece. But it's still a delightful Muppet platter.

This one has Kermit as an apple centerpiece. But it’s still a delightful Muppet platter.

31. For growing brains, this Sesame Street lunch makes learning fun.

This one includes rice balls of Bert, Ernie, Big Bird, Oscar, Elmo, and Cookie Monster. And they're surrounded by salad.

This one includes rice balls of Bert, Ernie, Big Bird, Oscar, Elmo, and Cookie Monster. And they’re surrounded by salad.

32. Cookie Monster fudge makes a delectable dessert to violently gorge for.

These are in light blue and have cookies in them. Cookie Monster would be touched.

These are in light blue and have cookies in them. Cookie Monster would be touched.

33. No one could resist this Muppet toy box cake.

This one only consists of the main Muppets along with Elmo and Cookie Monster. But it's nonetheless adorable.

This one only consists of the main Muppets along with Elmo and Cookie Monster. But it’s nonetheless adorable.

34. A singing Kermit under a rainbow always makes a great cake.

Like how it says, "Life is fun when you're having flies!" Well, to a frog. To a human not so much.

Like how it says, “Life is fun when you’re having flies!” Well, to a frog. To a human not so much.

35. Hope this bento lunch doesn’t make you grouchy.

Nice Oscar consists of a salad of leafy greens. Slimey even has his own trash can.

Nice Oscar consists of a salad of leafy greens. Slimey even has his own trash can.

36. If you like Fozzie Bear, then these Rice Krispie treats will suit your fancy.

These seem to resemble him more than the peanut butter cookies. Like the icing face though.

These seem to resemble him more than the peanut butter cookies. Like the icing face though.

37. Speaking of Rice Krispie treats, you can’t resist these ones from Sesame Street.

Includes Cookie Monster, Oscar, and Elmo. Each has a cookie mouth. Though Elmo and Oscar have Oreo for black.

Includes Cookie Monster, Oscar, and Elmo. Each has a cookie mouth. Though Elmo and Oscar have Oreo for black.

38. This Kermit might remind an old frog of home.

After all, Kermit is a swamp frog from the American South. So playing a banjo makes sense though he doesn't have an accent.

After all, Kermit is a swamp frog from the American South. So playing a banjo makes sense though he doesn’t have an accent.

39. Help yourself to some Animal pasta salad.

Well, it's the only kind of pasta with pink noodles. Just to match Animal's fur.

Well, it’s the only kind of pasta with pink noodles. Just to match Animal’s fur.

40. For lunch time delights, this Swedish Chef bento has all the trimmings.

This one includes a Swedish Chef sandwich and chicken eggs. Seems he wants to cook them both.

This one includes a Swedish Chef sandwich and chicken eggs. Seems he wants to cook them both.

41. This Piggy pasta salad will make you go hog wild.

Doesn't hurt it includes ham. Or does it? Like how they used noodles for her hair though.

Doesn’t hurt it includes ham. Or does it? Like how they used noodles for her hair though.

42. If you liked the Dark Crystal, take a look at this cake.

It's one of those cult movies that feature Muppets in high fantasy. But I include this since it's part of Jim Henson's repertoire.

It’s one of those cult movies that feature Muppets in high fantasy. But I include this since it’s part of Jim Henson’s repertoire.

43. Swedish Chef fans would appreciate a cake of the cook in his kitchen.

Of course, the Swedish Chef's kitchen environment makes Gordon Ramsay's look tame. Then again, I'm sure if constant insults is better than a turtle shell tank or armed lobsters.

Of course, the Swedish Chef’s kitchen environment makes Gordon Ramsay’s look tame. Then again, I’m sure if constant insults is better than a turtle shell tank or armed lobsters.

44. These Muppet bon bons are a small delight.

They're all just sitting up around a candy. Not sure if they're cakes. But these are cute.

They’re all just sitting up around a candy. Not sure if they’re cakes. But these are cute.

45. A Sesame Street lunch like this is great for sunny days.

Seems of the bento box variety. Yet, though Ernie is made from rice, Bert is made from corn. Like the flowers, too.

Seems of the bento box variety. Yet, though Ernie is made from rice, Bert is made from corn. Like the flowers, too.

46. No dessert platter is complete without these Muppet cake pops.

Includes Beaker, Fozzie, Kermit, Miss Piggy, and Rowlf. And I hope each one has a chocolate center.

Includes Beaker, Fozzie, Kermit, Miss Piggy, and Rowlf. And I hope each one has a chocolate center.

47. No one can resist the sight of Gonzo eyeing spaghetti.

Yes, you have to look at Gonzo's big eyes as he holds up a knife and fork. Adorable.

Yes, you have to look at Gonzo’s big eyes as he holds up a knife and fork. Adorable.

48. Learn letters and numbers with these Sesame Street cake pops.

Includes Oscar, Cookie Monster, Elmo, and Big Bird. And each looks good enough to eat.

Includes Oscar, Cookie Monster, Elmo, and Big Bird. And each looks good enough to eat.

49. Fans of Fraggle Rock will fall in love with this cake.

For a show that came in the 1980s, it has a strange pop culture presence to this day. Yet, I'm not familiar with it.

For a show that came in the 1980s, it has a strange pop culture presence to this day. Yet, I’m not familiar with it.

50. For appetizers, these Sesame Street snack platters shall serve you well.

There's broccoli Oscar, strawberry Elmo, blueberry Cookie Monster, and cheddar cheese Big Bird. Like how Big Bird's nose is made from Ritz crackers.

There’s broccoli Oscar, strawberry Elmo, blueberry Cookie Monster, and cheddar cheese Big Bird. Like how Big Bird’s nose is made from Ritz crackers.

51. No Muppet party is complete without a Scooter cheese ball.

Like how his hair is made from baby carrots. And how his glasses are made from cucumber slices.

Like how his hair is made from baby carrots. And how his glasses are made from cucumber slices.

52. This Muppet totem pole cake will make your party tops.

Not sure about the concept behind this. But I think it's quite original to say the least.

Not sure about the concept behind this. But I think it’s quite original to say the least.

53. These Sesame Street cupcakes are a tasty treat.

I'm sure these are professionally made with the detail. But these do consist on some of the best characters save for the Count.

I’m sure these are professionally made with the detail. But these do consist on some of the best characters save for the Count.

54. There’s nothing healthier for a midday meal than a Beaker sandwich.

Helps it has a lot of fruit and veggies in it. Not sure about the shaved orange nose though.

Helps it has a lot of fruit and veggies in it. Not sure about the shaved orange nose though.

55. No child can ever resist the Elmo bento lunch.

Well, if they're pre-schoolers, anyway. Still, like how it has 2 small buns. Adorable.

Well, if they’re pre-schoolers, anyway. Still, like how it has 2 small buns. Adorable.

56. If you liked Rowlf the Dog, then this is the cake for you.

Here he is at a white piano and in a white suit. But he's still typical Rowlf.

Here he is at a white piano and in a white suit. But he’s still typical Rowlf.

57. Fraggle Rock fans will find these cupcakes delightful.

Once again, I'm just including this to pander. Because I'm not familiar with Fraggle Rock which aired in the 1980s.

Once again, I’m just including this to pander. Because I’m not familiar with Fraggle Rock which aired in the 1980s.

58. For Sesame Street fans, a cake like this is simply whimsical.

Of course, this isn't a cake you'd see at most kids' birthdays. Unless their parents are in the 1%.

Of course, this isn’t a cake you’d see at most kids’ birthdays. Unless their parents are in the 1%.

59. These Kermit and Fozzie lunches are great midday delights.

Nice that Kermit's has a rainbow for "Rainbow Connection." Fozzie's is barely recognizable.

Nice that Kermit’s has a rainbow for “Rainbow Connection.” Fozzie’s is barely recognizable.

60. Grace your dessert platter with this Ernie and Bert bed cake.

Boy, would some people on the Christian Right go nuts on this one. Though Bert and Ernie usually sleep in separate beds.

Boy, would some people on the Christian Right go nuts on this one. Though Bert and Ernie usually sleep in separate twin beds with their names on them.

61. Wake up in the morning to some Kermit pancakes.

Doesn't necessarily resemble Kermit. But, hey, it's not easy being green.

Doesn’t necessarily resemble Kermit. But, hey, it’s not easy being green.

62. For a more Latin flair, try a Kermit quesadilla.

However, if you live in the US, proceed to try one with caution south of the border. Since it might make you turn green. No offense, Mexico.

However, if you live in the US, proceed to try one with caution south of the border. Since it might make you turn green. No offense, Mexico.

63. These Muppet cupcakes are surely just desserts.

Of course, you can't help but love these. But each cupcake is unique in its own way.

Of course, you can’t help but love these. But each cupcake is unique in its own way.

64. For baby showers, a cake with Bunsen and Beaker is none too shabby.

Though babies are much easier than any of their inventions. At least they don't have mechanical glitches that lead to Beaker getting hurt all the time.

Though babies are much easier than any of their inventions. At least they don’t have mechanical glitches that lead to Beaker getting hurt all the time.

65. Raise healthy kids with these Sesame Street fruit snacks.

Includes, Ernie, Bert, and Elmo. Not sure about Elmo having kiwi eyes. Makes him look like a loon.

Includes, Ernie, Bert, and Elmo. Not sure about Elmo having kiwi eyes. Makes him look like a loon.

66. This Elmo spaghetti is always a hit with the little ones.

Doesn't hurt that Elmo's face can be done on top of tomato sauce. Like the olive mouth.

Doesn’t hurt that Elmo’s face can be done on top of tomato sauce. Like the olive mouth.

67. This Kermit bento lunch is fit for any amphibian.

Includes Kermit's face on an apple as well as some pasta for the background. Not to mention, cheese.

Includes Kermit’s face on an apple as well as some pasta for the background. Not to mention, cheese.

68. These Muppet cookies each have a different color.

Sure they may be professionally made. But each has some degree of character. Like the Swedish Chef's having a food border.

Sure they may be professionally made. But each has some degree of character. Like the Swedish Chef’s having a food border.

69. These Ernie and Bert cake pops simply belong together.

Yet, both seem to have noses the same color as their skin. On the show Bert has an orange nose while Ernie has a red one.

Yet, both seem to have noses the same color as their skin. On the show Bert has an orange nose while Ernie has a red one.

70. No one can resist these delectable Sesame Street cupcakes.

Almost each of these has an Oreo mouth. Included are Oscar, the Count, Bert, Ernie, Elmo, Cookie Monster, and Big Bird.

Almost each of these has an Oreo mouth. Included are Oscar, the Count, Bert, Ernie, Elmo, Cookie Monster, and Big Bird.

71. This Bunsen and Beaker cake is a work of genius.

After all, it includes elements from the Periodic Table as well as atomic structures. Perfect for science geeks.

After all, it includes elements from the Periodic Table as well as atomic structures. Perfect for science geeks.

72. This Muppet cake is a strip of many colors.

Well, it's not exactly a rainbow. But it's quite cool to behold.

Well, it’s not exactly a rainbow. But it’s quite cool to behold.

73. This burning Beaker cake is explosively fun.

Unless you're Beaker. Because you know what usually happens to him at Muppet Labs.

Unless you’re Beaker. Because you know what usually happens to him at Muppet Labs.

74. With a cake like this, you’d almost think Kermit is carried away.