DC Comics Presents Christmas: Dawn of Justice

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Of course, I couldn’t do themed Merry Geekmas posts without including the comic book superhero franchises of DC and Marvel. After all, comic superheroes make crucial part of the nerd landscape since they’re beloved by generations as well as lead casts of major blockbuster movies. Not to mention, so many people dress as them for Comic Con. This year for the DC Comics we has Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice and Suicide Squad. Both were major blockbuster hits. Nevertheless, like other franchises, comic book superheroes also have their own branding for the holidays. For instance, many of them have their own holiday special issue. And this has gone on for decades even before they started making movies featuring superheroes. With DC Comics, you’ll probably had Batman or Superman saving Santa or something like that. Anyway, Christmas is a big time of year for the comic books for obvious reasons. So it should surprise that many fans make a themed Christmas with their favorite superheroes. So for your reading pleasure, I give you an assortment of things related to a DC Comics Christmas.

  1. Have a Gotham Christmas with these Batman baubles.
Consists of ornaments pertaining to Batman, the Joker, and Harley Quinn. So fans would enjoy them.

Consists of ornaments pertaining to Batman, the Joker, and Harley Quinn. So fans would enjoy them.

2. There’s nothing more unique on Christmas than a Batman snowflake.

It's a paper snowflake with the Batman sign. And it's in 2 variations.

It’s a paper snowflake with the Batman sign. And it’s in 2 variations.

3. Harley Quinn is quite the naughty elf this year.

Actually, "naughty" puts it mildly. More like straight up criminally insane. Yet, she carries the bat suit behind her.

Actually, “naughty” puts it mildly. More like straight up criminally insane. Yet, she carries the bat suit behind her.

4. This Christmas say hello to Batman Claus.

As you know, Batman Claus gives presents to all the girls and boys. And he beats the shit out of those who are very bad like the Joker.

As you know, Batman Claus gives presents to all the girls and boys. And he beats the shit out of those who are very bad like the Joker.

5. Celebrate Christmas by commemorating The Dark Knight Rises with this Bane ornament from Hallmark.

Because nothing says Christmas like a supervillain who beats the living shit out of Gotham's superhero, puts him in a hole out in some far of prison, and takes over his town. Oh, and that Talia woman Bruce Wayne slept with. Well, she's with him. Still, Bane does have a nice side. But don't count on it.

Because nothing says Christmas like a supervillain who beats the living shit out of Gotham’s superhero, puts him in a hole out in some far of prison, and takes over his town. Oh, and that Talia woman Bruce Wayne slept with. Well, she’s with him. Still, Bane does have a nice side. But don’t count on it.

6. There’s nothing to a Gotham Christmas like a Batman tree.

This one has the bat symbol all over it. I'm sure someone would want to do this for the holidays.

This one has the bat symbol all over it. I’m sure someone would want to do this for the holidays.

7. How about a Harley Quinn stocking for the fireplace?

Not sure if it would help your case with Santa. After all, Harley Quinn is a very bad girl in Gotham.

Not sure if it would help your case with Santa. After all, Harley Quinn is a very bad girl in Gotham.

8. No Christmas tree of justice can be complete without a tree skirt like this.

This one has Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman. Or as I call them, the Golden Trio of DC Comics.

This one has Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman. Or as I call them, the Golden Trio of DC Comics.

9. May your Christmas be a beacon of hope with this Wonder Woman wreath.

This one has fancy wreath decorations along with Wondy's boots and her lasso. A great wreath for the feminist girl at heart.

This one has fancy wreath decorations along with Wondy’s boots and her lasso. A great wreath for the feminist girl at heart.

10. Decorate your super Christmas tree this year with these super Justice League ornaments.

These include Batman, Superman, and Green Lantern. And they're all made from a glassy metal.

These include Batman, Superman, and Green Lantern. And they’re all made from a glassy metal.

11. An aluminum Christmas tree is perfect for the Dark Knight.

This one has the Batman cowl on it with other decorations. All in all, it's an intimidating tree.

This one has the Batman cowl on it with other decorations. All in all, it’s an intimidating tree.

12. Make your super Christmas super bright with these Superman lights.

These lights all have the Superman symbol on them. And they'll make your tree super bright.

These lights all have the Superman symbol on them. And they’ll make your tree and season bright unless you put them with Kryptonite.

13. Wonder Woman wishes you a wonderful Christmas.

However, though I can believe Wondy can carry a large sack of toys on her back. I'm not sure about her being able to brave rough weather in her skimpy outfit. Maybe she has super heat insulating fat under her skin.

However, though I can believe Wondy can carry a large sack of toys on her back. I’m not sure about her being able to brave rough weather in her skimpy outfit. Maybe she has super heat insulating fat under her skin.

14. Make your Christmas a superheroic one with a Superman Christmas tree.

Sure it shines bright like a beacon at Metropolis. Though after watching Man of Steel, I'm not sure if it's one of hope.

Sure it shines bright like a beacon at Metropolis. Though after watching Man of Steel, I’m not sure if it’s one of hope.

15. These Justice League ornaments are exactly what one needs on their superhero Christmas tree.

I don't really know the one on the bottom right. Yet, the Aquaman one looks quite different from his movie counterpart.

I don’t really know the one on the bottom right. Yet, the Aquaman one looks quite different from his movie counterpart.

16. He’s making a list and checking it twice. Gonna find out who’s naughty or nice.

And you thought I was talking about Santa. Well, Batman has his own naughty list.

And you thought I was talking about Santa. Well, Batman has his own naughty list.

17. Batman has his own Christmas greeting at the door.

This is a door decoration for a school. Kids write on the bats. Not sure about Batman in a Santa hat.

This is a door decoration for a school. Kids write on the bats. Not sure about Batman in a Santa hat.

18. Choose your Justice League lights for a bright holiday season.

Each one is in a different color. Superman's is red. The Green Lantern's is green. And Batman's is blue.

Each one is in a different color. Superman’s is red. The Green Lantern’s is green. And Batman’s is blue.

19. Greet your guests this Christmas with a Batman wreath on your door.

As you can see, this is a DIY project. Yet, it's made more Christmasy with the red ribbon on the bottom.

As you can see, this is a DIY project. Yet, it’s made more Christmasy with the red ribbon on the bottom.

20. Your gifts will be safe in these Batman and Robin stockings.

Seems like these are DIY. Like how the Robin one's decorated.

Seems like these are DIY. Like how the Robin one’s decorated.

21. It always takes a Dark Knight tree to make the season bright.

This one even has a star on top along with a Batman without the mask. Love the blue trimmings.

This one even has a star on top along with a Batman without the mask. Love the blue trimmings.

22. Apparently, the Joker decided to go with a Charlie Brown tree.

Or is that just a dead tree that seems like it caught fire? Either way, it's quite fitting for the most notorious Batman villain.

Or is that just a dead tree that seems like it caught fire? Either way, it’s quite fitting for the most notorious Batman villain.

23. Gotham City wishes Seasons Greetings to Batman.

This is a card from 1989. Nice that Gotham used a Christmas tree for the bat signal.

This is a card from 1989. Nice that Gotham used a Christmas tree for the bat signal. Because you know what the latter means.

24. The Dark Knight of Gotham always has to have a resplendent Christmas tree.

This one has a topper of Batman silhouetted among the moon or a spotlight. Has comic sound effects on the branches.

This one has a topper of Batman silhouetted among the moon or a spotlight. Has comic sound effects on the branches.

25. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No, it’s Super Santa.

Because why does Santa need a sleigh with reindeer if he can fly unassisted in mid air? I mean he must be from planet Krypton.

Because why does Santa need a sleigh with reindeer if he can fly unassisted in mid air? I mean he must be from planet Krypton.

26. For a super holiday season, this Superman tree is for you.

It even has the word "Superman" around it as well as yellow, red, and blue ribbons. And the Man of Steel is on top.

It even has the word “Superman” around it as well as yellow, red, and blue ribbons. And the Man of Steel is on top.

27. Catwoman tells everyone to be fierce this holiday season.

Another door decoration for a school. Here Catwoman has holly on her shoulder.

Another door decoration for a school. Here Catwoman has holly on her shoulder.

28. These Justice League baubles will make quite an impression on your Christmas tree.

Includes the Flash, Green Lantern, Aquaman, Superman, and Batman. So why no Wonder Woman?

Includes the Flash, Green Lantern, Aquaman, Superman, and Batman. So why no Wonder Woman?

29. Wonder Woman is all decked in her gay apparel.

Because like any skimpy clad superheroine, Wondy has to have her own Santa skirt. Also, her Lasso of Truth is gold tinsel.

Because like any skimpy clad superheroine, Wondy has to have her own Santa skirt. Also, her Lasso of Truth is gold tinsel.

30. Wish happy holidays to your enemies with this Joker Christmas sweater.

Apparently, having the Joker as the most iconic Batman villain explains why so many people are afraid of clowns. And while he may be funny, he's no laughing matter.

Apparently, having the Joker as the most iconic Batman villain explains why so many people are afraid of clowns. And while he may be funny, he’s no laughing matter.

31. This Superman Christmas sweater will make your holidays super special.

Yes, those are all Superman logos on a Christmas tree. It's a Krypton thing as far as I know.

Yes, those are all Superman logos on a Christmas tree. It’s a Krypton thing as far as I know.

32. Of course, anyone could be the Batsanta.

Funny how they have Santa on his sleigh with the bat signal. Batman is even driving the sleigh.

Funny how they have Santa on his sleigh with the bat signal. Batman is even driving the sleigh.

33. This Wonder Woman stocking has her face all over it.

After all, she is supposed to be an Amazon princess. Yet, instead of waiting for a prince to save her, she kicks ass.

After all, she is supposed to be an Amazon princess. Yet, instead of waiting for a prince to save her, she kicks ass.

34. All your Batman stocking needs is its own cape.

Because it just wouldn't be a Batman stocking without it. Same goes for the gold fuzzy top.

Because it just wouldn’t be a Batman stocking without it. Same goes for the gold fuzzy top.

35. For an alternative Batman villain idea, how about a tree with Catwoman and the Penguin?

Catwoman is so great that even Batman takes to her. Meanwhile, the Penguin really knows how to dress.

Catwoman is so great that even Batman takes to her. Meanwhile, the Penguin really knows how to dress.

36. Clark Kent always relies on phone booths to get changed into Superman.

Nowadays, he's most likely to have trouble finding one. Because most people use cell phones.

Nowadays, he’s most likely to have trouble finding one. Because most people use cell phones in Metropolis.

37. Yellow bat garlands always make a Batman tree right.

This one uses blue lights as well as has a Batman cowl and cape. I'm sure someone had too much time on their hands.

This one uses blue lights as well as has a Batman cowl and cape. I’m sure someone had too much time on their hands.

38. The Joker says, don’t joke with your future this holiday season.

And it's the Heath Ledger Joker with a Santa hat. Not sure what to think about that.

And it’s the Heath Ledger Joker with a Santa hat. Not sure what to think about that.

39. A Batman tree must glimmer under its cape.

Well, if it wasn't for the Batman motifs, this would be normal tree. But with the Batman head and cape, many would find it awesome.

Well, if it wasn’t for the Batman motifs, this would be normal tree. But with the Batman head and cape, many would find it awesome.

40. Nothing says Merry Christmas like donning on this special iconic Batman Christmas sweater.

It's black and gold with bats all over. Probably what you'd see in the Batcave around the holidays.

It’s black and gold with bats all over. Probably what you’d see in the Batcave around the holidays.

41. For a Batman vs. Superman Christmas, this tree has got you covered.

Also works if you can't decide between a Batman and Superman Christmas tree. Still, it fits in with the movie.

Also works if you can’t decide between a Batman and Superman Christmas tree. Still, it fits in with the movie.

42. Bring in the spirit of the holiday season to Gotham City with this Batman Santa mask hat.

Of course, I have doubts on whether Batman embodies the Christmas spirit since he's not a guy filled with good cheer. Yet, if you want to wear it at a Christmas party, by all means.

Of course, I have doubts on whether Batman embodies the Christmas spirit since he’s not a guy filled with good cheer. Yet, if you want to wear it at a Christmas party, by all means.

43. Batman always seeks out trouble when he sees the Bat Signal.

When you see the Bat Signal, some crazy supervillain is about to get their ass kicked in Gotham. Watch out, Joker.

When you see the Bat Signal, some crazy supervillain is about to get their ass kicked in Gotham. Watch out, Joker.

44. For a real Batman vs. Superman holiday party, you might want to go with these Christmas sweaters.

One has a bat signal and the Gotham skyline. The other has a symbol of Krypton and the city of Metropolis he nearly destroyed in Man of Steel.

One has a bat signal and the Gotham skyline. The other has a symbol of Krypton and the city of Metropolis he nearly destroyed in Man of Steel.

45. Or if you want them together, this holiday sweater will do.

Because why choose when you can have both? And in an ugly sweater style?

Because why choose when you can have both? And in an ugly sweater style?

46. Don’t like ugly Batman holiday sweaters? Try these Christmas boxers.

Yes, these exist. I know they're ridiculous. But there must be a demand for them somewhere.

Yes, these exist. I know they’re ridiculous. But there must be a demand for them somewhere.

47. Fans of Batman vs. Superman might enjoy these ornaments on their tree.

I admit, the movie wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Yet, I can't see Ben Affleck as Batman though.

I admit, the movie wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. Yet, I can’t see Ben Affleck as Batman though.

48. Batsanta wishes you a Merry Christmas.

Here we have him in a muscular red suit with fur trim. Yes, Batsanta knows how to make an entrance.

Here we have him in a muscular red suit with fur trim. Yes, Batsanta knows how to make an entrance.

49. Wonder Woman always knows how to deck the halls.

Here she is in her red and green attire holding a string of lights. Wonder if she'll use them to decorate her invisible plane.

Here she is in her red and green attire holding a string of lights. Wonder if she’ll use them to decorate her invisible plane.

50. This Superman stocking can keep your stocking stuffers secure.

This one is fuzzy blue with a red trim for the cape. Let's hope it doesn't cause collateral damage, shall we?

This one is fuzzy blue with a red trim for the cape. Let’s hope it doesn’t cause collateral damage, shall we?

51. A Superman Christmas tree must always be blue.

Since most of Superman's outfit is. Also helps if you use red in the decorations, too.

Since most of Superman’s outfit is. Also helps if you use red in the decorations, too.

52. Celebrate a Justice League Christmas with these ugly holiday sweaters.

Includes Wonder Woman, Batman, Green Lantern, and Superman. And each is a different color.

Includes Wonder Woman, Batman, Green Lantern, and Superman. And each is a different color.

53. It takes a super nutcracker in order to crack a nut.

Though you can say most of these nutcrackers are genuine nuts. Yet, Superman has his moments.

Though you can say most of these nutcrackers are genuine nuts. Yet, Superman has his moments.

54. On Christmas Wonder Woman kisses Superman under the mistletoe.

However, we should understand that Superman's love interest is Lois Lane. Then again, Wondy might be better conditioned to handle a Kryptonian baby.

However, we should understand that Superman’s love interest is Lois Lane. Then again, Wondy might be better conditioned to handle a Kryptonian baby.

55. Rock around the Christmas tree this year with these Justice League sweaters.

Consists of Wonder Woman, Batman, and Superman. Each of these has its own unique design.

Consists of Wonder Woman, Batman, and Superman. Each of these has its own unique design.

56. Fans of the Dark Knight Trilogy may love to have these Batman and Robin ornaments on their Christmas tree.

Well, at least they have the Batman in his black batsuit. The Robin one doesn't look bad either. Brought to you from Hallmark.

Well, at least they have the Batman in his black batsuit. The Robin one doesn’t look bad either. Brought to you from Hallmark.

57. This Wonder Woman doll is decked in her lovely holiday fashion.

Well, at least she's wearing pants. Yet, her outfit is trimmed with fur to PETA's dismay.

Well, at least she’s wearing pants. Yet, her outfit is trimmed with fur to PETA’s dismay.

58. A Superman stocking always has to have a cape.

Not to mention, it also has to have the kind of underwear that goes over his pants. But that's part of his trademark.

Not to mention, it also has to have the kind of underwear that goes over his pants. But that’s part of his trademark.

59. Celebrate DC’s best known superheroine with this Wonder Woman Christmas tree.

Yes, a tree that celebrates a scantily clad feminist icon who's comic storyline wasn't among its strong suits. Yeah, Wondy hasn't fared well with the writing during her run.

Yes, a tree that celebrates a scantily clad feminist icon who’s comic storyline wasn’t among its strong suits. Yeah, Wondy hasn’t fared well with the writing during her run.

60. The Green Lantern is said to be the brightest light.

Again, I know nothing about the Green Lantern except that it was based on Aladdin. But I hope I can satisfy any fans who come to this site with this ornament pillow.

Again, I know nothing about the Green Lantern except that it was based on Aladdin. But I hope I can satisfy any fans who come to this site with this ornament pillow.

61. The Joker never tries to take things so seriously.

For nothing says Christmas like a homicidal madman who causes a menace in Gotham city through a 3-hour movie. Still, Heath Ledger will be missed.

For nothing says Christmas like a homicidal madman who causes a menace in Gotham city through a 3-hour movie. Still, Heath Ledger will be missed.

62. This holiday season, tell your parents you love them because Batman can’t tell his.

Because we all know that his parents were killed in front him when he was a kid. It's not surprising that this billionaire was so messed up from it.

Because we all know that his parents were killed in front him when he was a kid. It’s not surprising that this billionaire was so messed up from it.

63. As a resident of Metropolis, Superman always supports the Daily Planet.

Because that's where he receives his paycheck as a reporter. I mean everyone needs a day job. Guess why it survived Man of Steel.

Because that’s where he receives his paycheck as a reporter. I mean everyone needs a day job. Guess why it survived Man of Steel.

64. Harley Quinn always has to celebrate Christmas with her holiday hammer.

She even has a red and green holiday outfit to match. Though chances are she's most likely getting nothing from Santa.

She even has a red and green holiday outfit to match. Though chances are she’s most likely getting nothing from Santa.

65. Move over Grinch, Superman won’t let you steal Christmas.

Okay, this card really ruins the story of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Because Superman isn't supposed to be there.

Okay, this card really ruins the story of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Because Superman isn’t supposed to be there.

66. They know when you’ve been bad or good. So be good for goodness sake.

Or else if you've really been bad, Batman might beat the living crap out of you. Just ask the Joker.

Or else if you’ve really been bad, Batman might beat the living crap out of you. Just ask the Joker.

67. Don’t like Christmas stockings? How about Christmas boots?

These are of Batman and Superman. Because after all, they're probably in the biggest demand.

These are of Batman and Superman. Because after all, they’re probably in the biggest demand.

68. It’s not easy being Superman.

Yes, I understand collateral damage control is hard if you have superhuman powers. But it's absolutely necessary as seen in Man of Steel.

Yes, I understand collateral damage control is hard if you have superhuman powers. But it’s absolutely necessary as seen in Man of Steel.

69. Nothing makes your Justice League Christmas tree like these engraved ornaments.

Consists of Wonder Woman, the Flash, Batman, Green Lantern, and Superman. And each has a different colored ribbon to hang from.

Consists of Wonder Woman, the Flash, Batman, Green Lantern, and Superman. And each has a different colored ribbon to hang from.

70. Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn don’t always agree on Christmas decorations.

Well, Poison Ivy tends to be an extreme environmentalist. But yes, I see her point.

Well, Poison Ivy tends to be an extreme environmentalist. But yes, I see her point.

71. Joker doesn’t want anyone to be so serious around Christmas.

Unfortunately, he's a walking security hazard. I mean the guy blows up buildings for God's sake.

Unfortunately, he’s a walking security hazard. I mean the guy blows up buildings for God’s sake.

72. This Wonder Woman boot is a perfect superheroine stocking.

Because this is a perfect stocking for the Wonder Woman fan. Make sure candy doesn't get stuck in her heel though.

Because this is a perfect stocking for the Wonder Woman fan. Make sure candy doesn’t get stuck in her heel though.

73. Kids will have lots of fun with this Joker stocking.

Okay, it might make people think your child is a bit strange. Maybe even a little homicidal.

Okay, it might make people think your child is a bit strange. Maybe even a little homicidal.

74. Santa always knows when it’s Christmas in Gotham.

So that's who the Christmas tree signal is for. Looks like it's Santa to the rescue.

So that’s who the Christmas tree signal is for. Looks like it’s Santa to the rescue.

75. Batman and Robin are always eager to help Santa.

Here are Batman and Robin helping Santa with his sack. As if Santa doesn't have back problems already.

Here are Batman and Robin helping Santa with his sack. As if Santa doesn’t have back problems already.

76. Suppose this Harley Quinn holiday sweater will suit your fancy.

After all, she's the most popular female Batman villain. Yet, she's not a great judge of men if her relationship with the joker is anything to go by.

After all, she’s the most popular female Batman villain. Yet, she’s not a great judge of men if her relationship with the Joker is anything to go by.

77. Apparently, around the holidays, the skunk ruined everything.

Now that Batman smells, the Batmobile lost a wheel, and Robin ran away, the Joker is free to escape. Kind of lame if you think about it.

Now that Batman smells, the Batmobile lost a wheel, and Robin laid an egg, the Joker is free to escape. Kind of lame if you think about it.

78. There’s nothing serious about this Joker Christmas sweater.

He sure looks menacing here. Before wearing it to a holiday party, make sure the attendees aren't afraid of clowns first.

He sure looks menacing here. Before wearing it to a holiday party, make sure the attendees aren’t afraid of clowns first.

79. According to the Joker, tis the season to be jolly.

However, since he's the Joker, he gets his psychotic jollies by destroying things in Gotham and killing people. Yes, he's that's crazy and dangerous.

However, since he’s the Joker, he gets his psychotic jollies by destroying things in Gotham and killing people. Yes, he’s that’s crazy and dangerous.

80. Guess Batman isn’t too fond of Christmas carols.

Then again, they are making fun of him with the "Jingle Bells" song. But when did Batman display any sense of humor?

Then again, they are making fun of him with the “Jingle Bells” song. But when did Batman display any sense of humor?

81. Now this is the ultimate Justice League holiday sweater.

There's a different Justice League symbol for each row. Yet, it's in a nice red backdrop.

There’s a different Justice League symbol for each row. Yet, it’s in a nice red backdrop.

82. When decorating your tree, you can always use Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn to top it.

And they're both in scantily clad outfits. But they're definitely dressed for the holiday season.

And they’re both in scantily clad outfits. But they’re definitely dressed for the holiday season.

83. During Christmas, Harley likes to don her holiday duds.

She just has her pied outfit trimmed with fur. She even carries some candy canes and a lollipop.

She just has her pied outfit trimmed with fur. She even carries some candy canes and a lollipop.

84. Sorry, Gotham, but I don’t think Bruce Wayne will make it to the Christmas Children’s benefit this year.

Because Batman is held hostage. to add insult to injury, Joker and Harley even put him on their Christmas card.

Because Batman is held hostage. to add insult to injury, Joker and Harley even put him on their Christmas card.

85. Batman should know better than to fall for Catwoman’s mistletoe trick.

Because it may not end well. Neither is Catwoman entrusting Batman to help with the Christmas lights as you see here.

Because it may not end well. Neither is Catwoman entrusting Batman to help with the Christmas lights as you see here.

86. All Superman wishes this year for Christmas is peace on earth.

And he'll strive for it at all costs. Even if it means reducing Metropolis to a pile of rubble.

And he’ll strive for it at all costs. Even if it means reducing Metropolis to a pile of rubble.

87. Your stocking will be safe with this Superman stocking holder.

Well, as long as your stocking doesn't have Kryptonite in it. Otherwise, this is stronger than steel.

Well, as long as your stocking doesn’t have Kryptonite in it. Otherwise, this is stronger than steel.

88. Be like the Man of Steel this winter with this Superman Christmas sweater.

If Superman attended an ugly sweater Justice League party, he could probably wear this. Then again, maybe not.

If Superman attended an ugly sweater Justice League party, he could probably wear this. Then again, maybe not.

89. Merry Christmas from Harley Quinn and the Joker.

Of course, they're probably not sincere about it considering how they wreak havoc in Gotham City. But you have to love their holiday gay apparel.

Of course, they’re probably not sincere about it considering how they wreak havoc in Gotham City. But you have to love their holiday gay apparel.

90. Never underestimate the strength of the Man of Steel.

Because he could definitely break steel apart with his bare hands. I mean look at him.

Because he could definitely break steel apart with his bare hands. I mean look at him.

91. As well all know, Batman is no fan of “Jingle Bells.”

But such version of him smelling makes a great ugly Christmas sweater. See it for yourself.

But such version of him smelling makes a great ugly Christmas sweater. See it for yourself.

92. This comic is only available on a Batman ugly sweater.

Yeah, it's the same variation of "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" in pictures. And it has Batman in garbage.

Yeah, it’s the same variation of “Jingle Bells, Batman Smells” in pictures. And it has Batman in garbage.

93. Stand in true sisterhood this Christmas with this Wonder Woman eagle sweater.

The eagle is on top of the tiara by the way. Also, the sleeves are blue with stars.

The eagle is on top of the tiara by the way. Also, the sleeves are blue with stars.

94. May Batman be at the top of your Christmas tree this season.

And this one is jammed pack full of Batman stuff for your desire. Will sure make the Caped Crusader proud.

And this one is jammed pack full of Batman stuff for your desire. Will sure make the Caped Crusader proud.

95. These Batman and Robin owl ornaments are a real hoot.

Sure a bat and a robin would've been more appropriate. But even I have to concede that these are adorable.

Sure a bat and a robin would’ve been more appropriate. But even I have to concede that these are adorable.

96. This ugly Wonder Woman Christmas sweater has a face of a national icon.

Well, this one sure has Wonder Woman's face on it. But she has no eyes and blue hair.

Well, this one sure has Wonder Woman’s face on it. But she has no eyes and blue hair.

97. Seems like Poison Ivy gets the same thing every Christmas.

Sure she may be a Batman villain. But you can't blame her for being disappointed in getting a sexy negligee every year. That gets old.

Sure she may be a Batman villain. But you can’t blame her for being disappointed in getting a sexy negligee every year. That gets old.

98. Batman can always stand by the Bat Signal.

I mean it's his symbol and it's always his calling card. Still, you won't see him on top of it.

I mean it’s his symbol and it’s always his calling card. Still, you won’t see him on top of it.

99. Wonder Woman and the Gotham Rogues Gallery wish you a merry Christmas.

Then again, it's possible that Joker, Harley, and Poison Ivy have taken Wondy hostage. Still, she could handle it.

Then again, it’s possible that Joker, Harley, and Poison Ivy have taken Wondy hostage. Still, she could handle it.

100. Wonder Woman wishes you Season’s Greetings.

Here she's carrying Santa's sack of toys. Like she's taking over for him for Christmas.

Here she’s carrying Santa’s sack of toys. Like she’s taking over for him for Christmas.

DC Comics Treats from Wayne Manor

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When it comes to comic book superhero movies, the food doesn’t get a lot of attention. But if the superhero is very rich, then there will probably be a party at some point in the film. And let’s just say, parties almost always have to have food. For instance, while Bruce Wayne normally spends nights fighting crime in Gotham City as Batman, there are some nights when he can’t put on his bat suit. Because as one Gotham City’s richest and leading citizens, Bruce Wayne has a lot of social obligations he can’t avoid. Hosting parties at Wayne Manor as well as attending them elsewhere is among them. After all, Bruce Wayne is very much a public figure in Gotham City and that’s what public figures do. And figuring that Bruce Wayne spends a lot of time in his batcave and fighting bad guys, you probably can assume he doesn’t have much role in the party planning. So I can guess that the party planning job most likely goes to Alfred or someone else. Nevertheless, somehow there’s some party or another in almost every Batman film. Still, outside the movies, it’s not unusual for many fans to have superhero themed parties with such themed treats. A lot of these tend to pertain to young boys but not always. Besides, while superhero fans tend to be stereotyped as male nerds, they tend to have a lot of mainstream popularity spanning over generations since the 1940s. How else could you ever explain why The Dark Knight did so well at the box office? Sure the nerds might be the ones reading the comic books. But it’s not just them watching the movies, TV shows, or cartoons. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of DC Comics inspired treats. And be sure to catch Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice which comes out in theaters on Friday, March 25. Also, most of these will be Batman and Superman by the way.

  1. No Batman themed party should ever be without a cake of the Caped Crusader.
I have to admit that's an awesome cake that any big fan would want. I'm sure it' professionally made and doesn't come cheap.

I have to admit that’s an awesome cake that any big fan would want. I’m sure it’ professionally made and doesn’t come cheap.

2. Any die hard Batman fan is bound to appreciate a cake like this.

This one is of the batcave and Wayne Manor. And I see that the Batmobile is down the road. Like the bats on this though.

This one is of the batcave and Wayne Manor. And I see that the Batmobile is down the road. Like the bats on this though.

3. Batman fans in Japan might take delight in some of Gotham City’s finest sushi.

Okay, maybe I'm being a little stereotypical. But I couldn't resist showing off such sushi with the Batman sign.

Okay, maybe I’m being a little stereotypical. But I couldn’t resist showing off such sushi with the Batman sign. That’s clever.

4. Cookies like these can go with any Batman cake.

These Batman cookies were inspired by the comics. Still, I like the ones with the bat signal.

These Batman cookies were inspired by the comics. Still, I like the ones with the bat signal.

5. No Superman party is complete without these super cookies.

Yes, these are Superman cookies with the Superman symbol. Not sure what it means on Krypton though.

Yes, these are Superman cookies with the Superman symbol. Not sure what it means on Krypton though.

6. For a super healthy snack, this Superman fruit tray has got you covered.

This one contains pineapple and strawberries. Sure it's not a lot of variety. But Superman's symbol only comes in 2 colors.

This one contains pineapple and strawberries. Sure it’s not a lot of variety. But Superman’s symbol only comes in 2 colors.

7. A pizza like this can surely do a man of steel justice in Metropolis.

This is a Superman pepperoni pizza. May not be the healthiest thing for you. But I surely appreciate the artistry here.

This is a Superman pepperoni pizza. May not be the healthiest thing for you. But I surely appreciate the artistry here.

8. Those who love homicidal clowns would surely adore a cake like this.

This one features Harley Quinn and the Joker who have their fans. However, not sure why anyone in their right mind would get a cake like this.

This one features Harley Quinn and the Joker who have their fans. However, not sure why anyone in their right mind would get a cake like this.

9. No DC Comics superhero party could be complete without these Justice League cupcakes.

Although I can't tell you who some of these people are, these do look great. So creative.

Although I can’t tell you who some of these people are, these do look great. So creative.

10. Whenever Gotham City is in need, they could just flash a bat signal.

Well, this is great bat signal cake. However, when you see this during a party at Wayne Manor, don't be surprised if your host decides to leave early.

Well, this is great bat signal cake. However, when you see this during a party at Wayne Manor, don’t be surprised if your host decides to leave early. Wonder how often that’s happened.

11. Batman cheese sandwiches are bound to make a great Gotham worthy lunch.

On one side you have cheese bat sandwiches. On the other you have cheese bats. Which to choose?

On one side you have cheese bat sandwiches. On the other you have cheese bats. Which to choose?

12. Grace your Gotham dessert platter with these Batman cookies.

These are Batman sugar cookies with the Batman symbol on them. Will go well with the bat signal cake I showed earlier.

These are Batman sugar cookies with the Batman symbol on them. Will go well with the bat signal cake I showed earlier.

13. Seems like Batman landed his helicopter on this birthday cake.

Not sure if the chopper is edible. However, I think this cake is pretty cool if you ask me.

Not sure if the chopper is edible. However, I think this cake is pretty cool if you ask me.

14. No Superman party could ever be complete without a super cake like this.

As you see, this cake is for a 40 year old man. Yet, it's one that shows Superman's symbol, Metropolis, and some rocks.

As you see, this cake is for a 40 year old man. Yet, it’s one that shows Superman’s symbol, Metropolis, and some rocks.

15. Nothing makes an awesome Batman party at Gotham City than a cake like this.

Sure this isn't a cake that comes cheap. But it sure looks awesome to look at.

Sure this isn’t a cake that comes cheap. But it sure looks awesome to look at.

16. When it comes to Justice League cakes, take your pick.

Includes Green Lantern, Superman, Batman, and the Flash. Guess which 2 will sell the most.

Includes Green Lantern, Superman, Batman, and the Flash. Guess which 2 will sell the most.

17. Your wonderful superhero party could never be without some Wonder Woman heart cookies.

Not sure what to think of how Wonder Woman's outfit could be made into heart cookies. But these are quite clever, nevertheless.

Not sure what to think of how Wonder Woman’s outfit could be made into heart cookies. But these are quite clever, nevertheless.

18. Now this is a lunch fit for a child in Gotham City.

This batman bento includes fruit bats and a sandwich Batman. I'm sure any kid would appreciate it.

This batman bento includes fruit bats and a sandwich Batman. I’m sure any kid would appreciate it.

19. No baby shower party in Gotham could ever be a hit without a cake like this.

Not sure what to think about a Batman themed baby shower. Then again, I suppose there could be more inappropriate themes like the Hunger Games.

Not sure what to think about a Batman themed baby shower. Then again, I suppose there could be more inappropriate themes like the Hunger Games.

20. Those with a grittier sense of cuisine might appreciate a Batman cake like this.

I think this one might be inspired by The Dark Knight Trilogy. But you can never be sure.

I think this one might be inspired by The Dark Knight Trilogy. But you can never be sure.

21. Nothing makes the ultimate Superman party like these cupcakes.

Not only do they have blue, yellow, and red filling, they also have green stuff on them. That's supposed to be Kryptonite. So Superman probably can't eat these, even if it's his own birthday.

Not only do they have blue, yellow, and red filling, they also have green stuff on them. That’s supposed to be Kryptonite. So Superman probably can’t eat these, even if it’s his own birthday.

22. A Superman fruit tray is sure to be a hit at any super party.

Includes pineapple, watermelon, and blueberries. Still, quite an improvement than the last Superman fruit tray.

Includes pineapple, watermelon, and blueberries. Still, quite an improvement than the last Superman fruit tray.

23. At a super barbecue, you can’t go wrong with these Superman cheeseburgers.

Nevertheless, these require you to put American cheese on the burger since you'll need to use ketchup with the details. At my house, my parents usually put the cheese on the buns.

Nevertheless, these require you to put American cheese on the burger since you’ll need to use ketchup with the details. At my house, my parents usually put the cheese on the buns.

24. To go with your Justice League cupcakes, this cake will make a perfect addition.

This one consists of Superman, Green Lantern, the Flash, Wonder Woman, and Batman. Certainly professionally made. And certainly not cheap.

This one consists of Superman, Green Lantern, the Flash, Wonder Woman, and Batman. Certainly professionally made. And certainly not cheap.

25. Wonder what’s inside this Riddler cake? Perhaps I’ll never know.

Seems to me that the Riddler is a very popular Batman villain, next to the Joker and Harley Quinn, of course. Still, like how the hat has a question mark.

Seems to me that the Riddler is a very popular Batman villain, next to the Joker and Harley Quinn, of course. Still, like how the hat has a question mark.

26. Desserts like these will surely make your Wonder Woman party a blast.

Guess this is for someone who's turning 50. Still, like how some cupcakes are blue while others are red.

Guess this is for someone who’s turning 50. Still, like how some cupcakes are blue while others are red.

27. A cake like this is fitting for any dark knight in Gotham.

Other than needing to get something for the bat signal, this sheet cake almost seems doable. Like the flour effects on this, too.

Other than needing to get something for the bat signal, this sheet cake almost seems doable. Like the flour effects on this, too.

28. Grace your super dessert platter with these Superman Rice Krispie treats.

Seems like almost ever treat post I've done includes at least one thing pertaining to Rice Krispies. This is no exception, apparently.

Seems like almost ever treat post I’ve done includes at least one thing pertaining to Rice Krispies. This is no exception, apparently.

29. When it comes to Batman cakes in Gotham City, you can’t get more awesome than this.

This depicts Batman watching over Gotham City. Guess this is for some little kid with very rich Batman fans for parents.

This depicts Batman watching over Gotham City. Guess this is for some little kid with very rich Batman fans for parents.

30. These Justice League cake pops would make a fine addition to any DC Comics superhero dessert platter.

I also tend to include at least one cake pops treat as well. These consist of Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, Robin, Wonder Woman, and the Flash.

I also tend to include at least one cake pops treat as well. These consist of Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, Robin, Wonder Woman, and the Flash.

31. You can’t have a Superman party without cookies like these.

Includes Superman, Superman's symbol, Metropolis and lit bombs. Let's hope Superman disposes the bombs safely like in the water.

Includes Superman, Superman’s symbol, Metropolis and lit bombs. Let’s hope Superman disposes the bombs safely like in the water.

32. For a Wonder Woman party, cupcakes like these will surely cause a sensation.

And yes, they seem to emulate her outfit. Still, I think these are quite clever if you ask me.

And yes, they seem to emulate her outfit. Still, I think these are quite clever if you ask me.

33. Seems like Batman is on top of the bat signal.

And I guess Robin can see it. However, I'm not sure if Batman can. Still, this cake is great.

And I guess Robin can see it. However, I’m not sure if Batman can. Still, this cake is great.

34. A party needing evil laughs can’t go wrong with this Joker cake.

This one seems to depict him in a jester hat. Nevertheless, he's his usual terrifying self as always.

This one seems to depict him in a jester hat. Nevertheless, he’s his usual terrifying self as always.

35. At any Batman party in Gotham City, no dessert platter can do without Two-Face pretzels.

Called such because one half is blue and the other is yellow. But let's just say Two-Face is no longer a decent fellow.

Called such because one half is blue and the other is yellow. But let’s just say Two-Face is no longer a decent fellow.

36. Within this cake lies a legend.

This one depicts Clark Kent changing into Superman. He always wears his suit underneath since he'll never know where a hero may be in need.

This one depicts Clark Kent changing into Superman. He always wears his suit underneath since he’ll never know where a hero may be in need.

37. For a healthy snack, this Wonder Woman fruit salad might be what you’re looking for.

This watermelon is shaped like Wonder Woman's symbol. And many fruits are on skewers with watermelon stars.

This watermelon is shaped like Wonder Woman’s symbol. And many fruits are on skewers with watermelon stars.

38. No super cake could be as majestic as one of Superman’s Fortress of Solitude.

It's Superman's place of solace in the Arctic. However, it's varied from place to place. And I think Superman might need to find a new one because this Fortress of Solitude is threatened by a menace called climate change.

It’s Superman’s place of solace in the Arctic. However, it’s varied from place to place. And I think Superman might need to find a new one because this Fortress of Solitude is threatened by a menace called climate change.

39. A Flash fruit platter will surely help you health quite fast.

Maybe not at the speed of light. But it's no doubt healthy.

Maybe not at the speed of light. But it’s no doubt good for you.

40. For any party at Paradise Island, this Wonder Woman cake can’t be beat.

Inspired by her outfit, it contains her tiara and her Lasso of Truth. Still, I think some fans might enjoy this.

Inspired by her outfit, it contains her tiara and her Lasso of Truth. Still, I think some fans might enjoy this.

41. Those who like a DC Comics superhero from under the sea, might like a cookie of Aquaman.

Compared to a lot of cookies I've seen this is quite ornate. However, I don't come across anything Aquaman that often. So it goes on this post.

Compared to a lot of cookies I’ve seen this is quite ornate. However, I don’t come across anything Aquaman very often. So it goes on this post.

42. Any little Wonder Woman is bound to enjoy a cake like this.

This one has Wonder Woman's outfit with a skirt. And it includes wrist cuffs and tiara.

This one has Wonder Woman’s outfit with a skirt. And it includes wrist cuffs and tiara.

43. For a simple cake design in Gotham, this is the Batman cake for you.

It's a 2 iered white cake icing cake with a bat on it. Probably professionally made though.

It’s a 2 iered white cake icing cake with a bat on it. Probably professionally made though.

44. If you like the Green Lantern, then this is the cake for you.

Includes a Green Lantern mask and a green lantern. Still, I'm sure fans might enjoy this.

Includes a Green Lantern mask and a green lantern. Still, I’m sure fans might enjoy this.

45. No party favors could compare at your super party than these Superman chocolate pops.

Well, they're just chocolate Superman logos. Probably professionally made but they're in a tray though.

Well, they’re just chocolate Superman logos. Probably professionally made but they’re in a tray though.

46. Any boy wonder can always do with a Robin lunch.

It's main course is a Robin sandwich. Sure it's not as good as Batman. But I still think it's quite clever.

It’s main course is a Robin sandwich. Sure it’s not as good as Batman. But I still think it’s quite clever.

47. No wonder lunch could ever compare to this one of Wonder Woman.

Sure it's over some rice. But I think this is quite cute. Not sure what happened to her legs.

Sure it’s over some rice. But I think this is quite cute. Not sure what happened to her legs.

48. Fruit salad like this is always suitable for any caped crusader.

This is a Batman fruit salad. The fact that the watermelon has the Bat symbol cut into it should be obvious.

This is a Batman fruit salad. The fact that the watermelon has the Bat symbol cut into it should be obvious.

49. Apparently, the Bank of Gotham City is under assault.

I guess this cake is for a kid since the figures in here are so cute. Includes Batman, Robin, Joker, Harley Quinn, the Penguin, Mr. Freeze, the Riddler, and Poison Ivy.

I guess this cake is for a kid since the figures in here are so cute. Includes Batman, Robin, Joker, Harley Quinn, the Penguin, Mr. Freeze, the Riddler, and Poison Ivy.

50. At any Superman party, you always need to have some Kryptonite candy crystals on hand.

Yes, these candy crystals might taste good. But for Superman, they could be the death of him.

Yes, these candy crystals might taste good. But for Superman, they could be the death of him.

51. Who said that superhero parties are for boys?

This a girl cake that includes Wonder Woman, Superman, and Batman. And yes, it's adorable.

This a girl cake that includes Wonder Woman, Superman, and Batman. And yes, it’s adorable.

52. No little superheroine’s party is ever complete without these Wonder Woman cookies.

These are cookies of Wonder Woman's trademark outfit. Nevertheless, do they ever have cookies of the batsuit or Superman's uniform? I'm not sure.

These are cookies of Wonder Woman’s trademark outfit. Nevertheless, do they ever have cookies of the batsuit or Superman’s uniform? I’m not sure.

53. These baby superhero cookies are guaranteed to delight.

These consist of Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman. And yes, they're quite adorable.

These consist of Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman. And yes, they’re quite adorable.

54. Sometimes a Batman cake can just be yellow with a symbol.

Out of all the Batman cakes shown so far, this one seems the most doable. But it's still rather well made.

Out of all the Batman cakes shown so far, this one seems the most doable. But it’s still rather well made.

55. A Superman themed party can always use a super snack tray like this.

This one consists of baby hot dogs, cheese, and blueberries. Still, you have to appreciate this.

This one consists of baby hot dogs, cheese, and blueberries. Still, you have to appreciate this.

56. When it comes to entrees, Batman pizza is a Gotham specialty.

This pizza is topped with 2 cheeses and a lot of olives. Because the Batman symbol is in black and yellow.

This pizza is topped with 2 cheeses and a lot of olives. Because the Batman symbol is in black and yellow.

57. At any Gotham dinner, it always helps to serve a slice of Batman bread.

This is just bread that has a Batman symbol inside. And yes, it looks quite awesome.

This is just bread that has a Batman symbol inside. And yes, it looks quite awesome.

58. For a more tart taste, there are sour Kryptonite candy crystals.

These are the sour candies that present Superman's only weakness. Because Kryptonite comes from his home planet.

These are the sour candies that present Superman’s only weakness. Because Kryptonite comes from his home planet.

59. Wonder what’s inside these Riddler canes.

I suppose they're the popular sandwich cookie that consist of a creamy filling between 2 chocolate cookies. Of course, I could be wrong.

I suppose they’re the popular sandwich cookie that consist of a creamy filling between 2 chocolate cookies. Of course, I could be wrong.

60. Nothing makes a Superman party better than a dessert dish of Kryptonite jello.

Or worse, if you're Superman. Because if you're him, Kryptonite is nothing to joke about.

Or worse, if you’re Superman. Because if you’re him, Kryptonite is nothing to joke about.

61. Uh, Harley Quinn, I think you might want to get off that bomb.

Okay, it's a Harley Quinn cake. But even though Harley doesn't seem too bright sitting on a bomb, it's kind of cute.

Okay, it’s a Harley Quinn cake. But even though Harley doesn’t seem too bright sitting on a bomb, it’s kind of cute.

62. Those who like Harley Quinn might dream of a cake like this.

Harley Quinn may have only been in the Batman franchise since the 1990s. but she's highly popular. After all, they make cakes like this of her.

Harley Quinn may have only been in the Batman franchise since the 1990s. but she’s highly popular. After all, they make cakes like this of her.

63. For a more healthy treat in Gotham City, this Batman fruit platter is just what the doctor ordered.

These consist of pineapple and blueberries. Still, it certainly bears a good resemblance to the Batman symbol.

These consist of pineapple and blueberries. Still, it certainly bears a good resemblance to the Batman symbol.

64. Seems like Batman and Robin have found the Joker’s lair.

Not sure if I'd want to go inside. Includes Batman, Robin, Joker, Penguin, Two-Face, and Mr. Freeze.

Not sure if I’d want to go inside. Includes Batman, Robin, Joker, Penguin, Two-Face, and Mr. Freeze.

65. Of course, no DC Comics treat post could be complete without a cake of the Batmobile.

The Batmobile has been a long mainstay of the Batman franchise. And it surely looks quite cool at any rate.

The Batmobile has been a long mainstay of the Batman franchise. And it surely looks quite cool at any rate.

66. Batman brownies are sure to be a hit on any Gotham City dessert platter.

This is just a brownie with the Batman symbol. But I'm sure it's quite delicious.

This is just a brownie with the Batman symbol. But I’m sure it’s quite delicious.

67. No Wonder Woman cake could ever be as magnificent as this.

This is probably the ultimate Wonder Woman cake. And yes, I'm sure it's expensive and professionally made.

This is probably the ultimate Wonder Woman cake. And yes, I’m sure it’s expensive and professionally made.

68. This is the kind of lunch that’s fit for any Caped Crusader in Gotham.

This one consists of a Batman sandwich. Yet, you see the Batman symbol on other things, too.

This one consists of a Batman sandwich. Yet, you see the Batman symbol on other things, too.

69. Who thought that a guy with a tie and glasses could be a superhero in disguise?

This is a Clark Kent/Superman cake. Apparently, Metropolis residents don't see the association between the 2 other than in looks.

This is a Clark Kent/Superman cake. Apparently, Metropolis residents don’t see the association between the 2 other than in looks.

70. I’m sure people will rush to these Flash Rice Krispie treats with great speed.

Well, maybe not at the speed of light. But while I'm not sure whether the lightning bolts are edible, I think give a great touch.

Well, maybe not at the speed of light. But while I’m not sure whether the lightning bolts are edible, I think give a great touch.

71. For a fruity concoction, you can’t go wrong with Wonder Woman watermelon soup.

Never heard of watermelon soup before. Still, the pineapple Wonder Woman symbol looks great in it.

Never heard of watermelon soup before. Still, the pineapple Wonder Woman symbol looks great in it.

72. These Batman cookies are sure to be a hit at any Gotham dessert platter.

Unlike the other Batman cookies I showed, these are just bat cookies. And they're in blue to distinguished the Halloween bat ones.

Unlike the other Batman cookies I showed, these are just bat cookies. And they’re in blue to distinguished the Halloween bat ones.

73. At Gotham City, these Batman bat cookies are hard to resist.

Well, as long as the cookies have a yellow outline. Still, I think these seem quite tasty.

Well, as long as the cookies have a yellow outline. Still, I think these seem quite tasty.

74. Grace your Justice League dessert platter with cookies like these.

I know I can't identify a few of these. But I think they look quite awesome for any Justice League party.

I know I can’t identify a few of these. But I think they look quite awesome for any Justice League party.

75. Guess this cake commemorates Batman squaring off against the Joker.

The Joker is probably one of the most dangerous and creepy clowns ever. Not sure what to make about the teeth.

The Joker is probably one of the most dangerous and creepy clowns ever. Not sure what to make about the teeth.

76. A Batman lunch like this will surely be the envy of fans.

I think this might be a Batman quesadilla since it's seems to consist of a tortilla with olives. But I'm not sure.

I think this might be a Batman quesadilla since it’s seems to consist of a tortilla with olives. But I’m not sure.

77. For some people, their dad will always be Superman.

And this goes for any kid of Lex Luthor. However, if you are one Luthor's kids, know that he doesn't want a cake like this.

And this goes for any kid of Lex Luthor. However, if you are one Luthor’s kids, know that he doesn’t want a cake like this.

78. These Batman cookies are sure to make any Gotham party.

This tray consists of Batman, Batman symbol, the bat signal, Catwoman, Joker, Two-Face, Bane, and comic sound effects. Still, these are certainly professionally made.

This tray consists of Batman, Batman symbol, the bat signal, Catwoman, Joker, Two-Face, Bane, and comic sound effects. Still, these are certainly professionally made.

79. No Batman dessert platter could go wrong with these cupcakes.

These are just iced yellow with bats on them. Yet, they do have black sprinkles for added effect.

These are just iced yellow with bats on them. Yet, they do have black sprinkles for added effect.

80. A Batman fruit tray like this is nothing to grape about.

Because this tray mostly consists of grapes. Yet they're 2 different colors.

Because this tray mostly consists of grapes. Yet they’re 2 different colors.

81. Grace your Gotham dessert platter with these Batman cake pops.

These cake pops have Batman's face on them. Not sure what to make out of that.

These cake pops have Batman’s face on them. Not sure what to make out of that.

82. A Gotham cake with a bat signal is sure to be a real hit.

Yes, I know this is another bat signal cake. But this one is on a sheet. That's different.

Yes, I know this is another bat signal cake. But this one is on a sheet. That’s different.

83. Who says that superhero cakes can’t use pink and purple?

Not sure if it's just for 2 girls or a boy and girl. However, I sure think it's cool at any rate.

Not sure if it’s just for 2 girls or a boy and girl. However, I sure think it’s cool at any rate.

84. These Wonder Woman macarons surely have stars.

Well, they're listed as Wonder Woman macarons on Pinterest. But they could easily be for 4th of July if made by then.

Well, they’re listed as Wonder Woman macarons on Pinterest. But they could easily be for 4th of July if made by then.

85. Get a piece of this Flash cake since it’ll be gone fast.

Maybe not as fast as the Flash. But I'm sure you wouldn't want to be in a long line for a piece.

Maybe not as fast as the Flash. But I’m sure you wouldn’t want to be in a long line for a piece.

86. Batman cheese and crackers surely make a heroic snack in Gotham.

These cheese on these is quite batty though. But it's probably quite tasty since it's cheddar.

These cheese on these is quite batty though. But it’s probably quite tasty since it’s cheddar.

87. You can’t have a Justice League baby shower without a cookie tray like this.

Consists of the Flash, Green Lantern, Superman, and Batman. Still, these cookies are adorable.

Consists of the Flash, Green Lantern, Superman, and Batman. Still, these cookies are adorable.

88. These Batman Rice Krispie treats are a hit in Gotham City.

Well, these are dipped in yellow chocolate before being decorated. Still, not sure if I can make ones as pretty as these.

Well, these are dipped in yellow chocolate before being decorated. Still, not sure if I can make ones as pretty as these.

89. These Flash cupcakes are sure to go fast.

Maybe not as fast as the Flash. But I'm sure the Flash has plenty of fans who'd want cupcakes like these.

Maybe not as fast as the Flash. But I’m sure the Flash has plenty of fans who’d want cupcakes like these.

90. When it comes to cookies, I assure these are super tasty.

Well, these are Superman sugar cookies. But these also have blue icing on them unlike the other ones.

Well, these are Superman sugar cookies. But these also have blue icing on them unlike the other ones.

91. Anyone who likes Wonder Woman will surely appreciate a cake like this.

Since it has the Wonder Woman symbol and is covered in stars. I'm sure fans would love it.

Since it has the Wonder Woman symbol and is covered in stars. I’m sure fans would love it.

92. If you like Batman, then be sure to be in awe of a cake like this.

Well, it's a cake of Batman's head. A little disturbing but nonetheless unique.

Well, it’s a cake of Batman’s head. A little disturbing but nonetheless unique.

93. Any evil clown girl is bound to love these Harley Quinn cupcakes.

These are sure to go well with any Harley Quinn cake. Hey, they might go fine with any Joker cake, too.

These are sure to go well with any Harley Quinn cake. Hey, they might go fine with any Joker cake, too.

94. No Superman party can be a hit without some of these cupcakes.

Some have Superman's symbol, others have Kryptonite. If you're Superman, stay away from the Kryptonite.

Some have Superman’s symbol, others have Kryptonite. If you’re Superman, stay away from the Kryptonite.

95. These Wonder Woman cookies will make a wonderful addition to any dessert platter on Paradise Island.

Includes Wonder Woman symbols, stars on blue, and her tiara. I'm sure these are professionally made, by the way.

Includes Wonder Woman symbols, stars on blue, and her tiara. I’m sure these are professionally made, by the way.

96. Apparently, Wonder Woman is standing tall on a cake like this.

I'm sure she's not very edible. However, the rest of the cake probably is. Well, if you don't count the tiara.

I’m sure she’s not very edible. However, the rest of the cake probably is. Well, if you don’t count the tiara.

97.  This little Justice League cake is one for the kids.

And it seems that Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman got in a little scuffle. But the Flash seems to be all right because he's so fast.

And it seems that Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman got in a little scuffle. But the Flash seems to be all right because he’s so fast.

98. A Wonder Woman star cake is one to surely behold.

Includes her symbol and tiara. Not sure either are edible. But the rest of the cake should.

Includes her symbol and tiara. Not sure either are edible. But the rest of the cake should.

99. Apparently, Batman has descended into Gotham City.

And it seems Batman's cape is being blown in the wind. Still, this is a rather neat cake if you ask me.

And it seems Batman’s cape is being blown in the wind. Still, this is a rather neat cake if you ask me.

100. I’m sure you’ll be seeing more cakes like these at parties after Friday.

Yes, this is a Batman and Superman cake. Since there's a movie about them not getting along, I thought I'd save it for last.

Yes, this is a Batman and Superman cake. Since there’s a movie about them not getting along, I thought I’d save it for last.

Justice League Inspired DC Comics Craft Projects

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While the popularity of comic book superheroes leads to lots of commercialism and merchandise, there are plenty of fans who prefer to make their own gear. Sure superheroes and crafts might not seem to go together since superheroes are associated with guys and crafts with women. However, we should note that there are plenty of female superhero fans out there as you’ve probably seen in my DC Comics costume post. And there are plenty of guys who do craft projects. After all, wood and metal work also counts as crafts. Besides, a lot of comic book superhero fans do make their own costumes, male or female. Nevertheless, if you go on Pinterest or Etsy, you’re bound to find all kinds of superhero craft projects. Some of them might be made by parents for children. Some might be made by adult fans for themselves or to sell on Etsy. And some might be made by repressed art majors or people with too much time on their hands. But whatever the case, there are people who make these things out of love for their comic book superheroes. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a super assortment of super DC Comics crafts. Note that many of these aren’t licensed by Time Warner. A lot of these will pertain to Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman by the way.

  1. Carry your things while in Gotham City with this Harley Quinn purse.
Love the design on this one. Seems to resemble an unconventional gift box. Yes, supervillains also have craft projects, too.

Love the design on this one. Seems to resemble an unconventional gift box. Yes, supervillains also have craft projects, too.

2. A Batman wreath could always use a cape.

Because the black cape is where you put the bat symbol. A homey addition to any batcave.

Because the black cape is where you put the bat symbol. A homey addition to any batcave.

3. Be the Superhero in your kitchen with these Justice League aprons.

These include Wonder Woman, Batman, Superman, and the Green Lantern. The Flash isn't among these because no one could cook dinner at the speed of light.

These include Wonder Woman, Batman, Superman, and the Green Lantern. The Flash isn’t among these because no one could cook dinner at the speed of light.

4. With these Justice League crocheted finger puppets, justice is at your hand.

Consists of Wonder Woman, the Flash, Green Lantern, Batman, and Superman. Nevertheless, these are adorable.

Consists of Wonder Woman, the Flash, Green Lantern, Batman, and Superman. Nevertheless, these are adorable.

5. Your clothes will always be secure in these Batman drawers.

Not sure if these were a DIY project. But I think these drawers were well painted if you ask me.

Not sure if these were a DIY project. But I think these drawers were well painted if you ask me.

6. Be wonderfully chic with this crocheted Wonder Woman purse.

Yes, this is a purse with Wonder Woman's face on it. Don't know what to think about that.

Yes, this is a purse with Wonder Woman’s face on it. Don’t know what to think about that.

7.  Keep your money super safe in this duct tape Superman wallet.

Because as nothing keeps Metropolis safe like Superman, so should this wallet for your money. And it's in Superman's colors, too.

Because as nothing keeps Metropolis safe like Superman, so should this wallet for your money. And it’s in Superman’s colors, too.

8. If you’re a fan of the Joker, then you’d enjoy him in embroidery.

Wonder what inspired this person to sew this. Because he sure looks terrifying.

Wonder what inspired this person to sew this. Because he sure looks terrifying.

9. Curl up on your couch with these Clark Kent and Superman pillows.

Clark Kent and Superman look so similar. Seems like they could be the same person. Like that could ever happen.

Clark Kent and Superman look so similar. Seems like they could be the same person. Like that could ever happen.

10. Nothing makes your living room nicer than a Batman table.

I'm sure someone made this because they seem to use drop cloths. Like the glass panels but I'm sure this table doesn't come cheap.

I’m sure someone made this because they seem to use drop cloths. Like the glass panels but I’m sure this table doesn’t come cheap.

11. Snuggle up in Gotham City with your very own Batman buddy.

Consist of Batman, Robin, and Nightwing. And all of them are so super adorable if you ask me.

Consist of Batman, Robin, and Nightwing. And all of them are so super adorable if you ask me.

12. Those who’d prefer little villains might appreciate this crocheted Joker.

Knowing that the Joker is one of the most vile villains in Batman, this had to be made by someone demented. Still, like the button eyes.

Knowing that the Joker is one of the most vile villains in Batman, this had to be made by someone demented. Still, like the button eyes.

13. Since plants grow green how about a Joker flower pot?

I wouldn't be surprised if I found out whoever created the Joker was afraid of clowns. Because that seems to make a lot of sense.

I wouldn’t be surprised if I found out whoever created the Joker was afraid of clowns. Because that seems to make a lot of sense.

14. To make your hair batty, these Batman bobby pins should do the trick.

They're just bobbie pins with the bat symbol on them. Not sure if Batgirl would wear them though.

They’re just bobbie pins with the bat symbol on them. Not sure if Batgirl would wear them though.

15. If you live in Metropolis, it’s best to welcome the Man of Steel with a wreath like this.

This one is made in the same fashion as the Batman one I showed earlier. Yet, if I lived there, I'm not sure if I'd be a fan. After what I saw him do to Metropolis in Man of Steel.

This one is made in the same fashion as the Batman one I showed earlier. Yet, if I lived there, I’m not sure if I’d be a fan. After what I saw him do to Metropolis in Man of Steel.

16. Light up your home with your own Green Lantern lantern.

I may not know or care much about the Green Lantern. But I have to admit this is a cool lamp.

I may not know or care much about the Green Lantern. But I have to admit this is a cool lamp.

17. Keep your little one safe and warm with one of these crocheted Batman and Superman hats.

Yes, it's Batman vs. Superman with the crocheted hats. Not sure which one will win out of the 2.

Yes, it’s Batman vs. Superman with the crocheted hats. Not sure which one will win out of the 2. But they’re cute.

18. It always helps if you have a Justice League dresser.

Each drawer has a superhero on it. This one consists of Wonder Woman, Superman, Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern, and the Flash.

Each drawer has a superhero on it. This one consists of Wonder Woman, Superman, Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern, and the Flash.

19. Show your support for the Man of Steel with this Superman ribbon pin.

That way, he'll know you hold nothing against him for nearly destroying Metropolis and Smallville. Still, this is cute.

That way, he’ll know you hold nothing against him for nearly destroying Metropolis and Smallville. Still, this is cute.

20. Be the Dark Knight of Gotham in your kitchen with these Batman wooden kitchen utensils.

Of course, Batman isn't the Dark Knight in his own kitchen at Wayne Manor. He has Alfred Pennyworth and other servants to fill that role for him.

Of course, Batman isn’t the Dark Knight in his own kitchen at Wayne Manor. He has Alfred Pennyworth and other servants to fill that role for him.

21. If you like the Green Lantern, then you’ll sure be a fan of this quilt.

Hopefully, some of you might enjoy this quilt better than the Ryan Reynolds movie. I heard it didn't get a lot of good reviews.

Hopefully, some of you might enjoy this quilt better than the Ryan Reynolds movie. I heard it didn’t get a lot of good reviews.

22. Any Batman fan is bound to appreciate a crocheted blanket like this.

And this guy surely seems pleased as he proudly holds it up. Not sure if he made it or received it as a gift.

And this guy surely seems pleased as he proudly holds it up. Not sure if he made it or received it as a gift.

23. This apron is bound to make you wonderful in the kitchen.

This is a Wonder Woman apron. However, as pretty it is, I'd be afraid to wear it in the kitchen.

This is a Wonder Woman apron. However, as pretty it is, I’d be afraid to wear it in the kitchen.

24. On a cold, dark, night, this crocheted Batman mask is sure to come in handy.

This is made for a child even if it's a partial ski mask. But I'm sure there are plenty of adults who wouldn't mind one.

This is made for a child even if it’s a partial ski mask. But I’m sure there are plenty of adults who wouldn’t mind one.

25. For those who love to clown around, these Harley Quinn and Joker key chains wouldn’t hurt.

Both of them tend to be terrifying in their own way. But I'd rather deal with Harley Quinn than the Joker. Because the Joker is no clown you'd want to meet on a good day.

Both of them tend to be terrifying in their own way. But I’d rather deal with Harley Quinn than the Joker. Because the Joker is no clown you’d want to meet on a good day.

26. For protection, it helps to cuddle up with this amigurumi Superman.

Yes, I know this guy from Krypton nearly annihilated a city while fighting Zod. But he's so adorable you'd want to hug him.

Yes, I know this guy from Krypton nearly annihilated a city while fighting Zod. But he’s so adorable you’d want to hug him.

27. When it comes to Gotham City, the Dark Knight is a bright light of its citizens.

I'm sure anyone would want a Batman glass block like this. Wonder if it gives a bat signal.

I’m sure anyone would want a Batman glass block like this. Wonder if it gives a bat signal.

28. These Batman bows are sure to look great in anyone’s hair.

Even Bruce Wayne's if you think about it. But he'd never wear these as we all know.

Even Bruce Wayne’s if you think about it. But he’d never wear these as we all know.

29. If you’re in need, this bat signal wreath has got you covered.

I think the construct around this wreath is quite clever. Like how the bat signal is tilted so it can seem like it's a shadow.

I think the construct around this wreath is quite clever. Like how the bat signal is tilted so it can seem like it’s a shadow.

30. A Dark Knight of the kitchen always need an apron like this.

However, since this was made for women, it would be quite funny to see Bruce Wayne wearing it. But I think it's pretty.

However, since this was made for women, it would be quite funny to see Bruce Wayne wearing it. But I think it’s pretty.

31. A Superman table goes well with your super living room.

This is even red and decorated with Superman comics. Bet it doesn't come cheap though.

This is even red and decorated with Superman comics. Bet it doesn’t come cheap though.

32. Speaking of Superman, this throw would go great on any super couch.

This one is blue with the Superman symbol on it. It's said to mean peace according to the Kryptonians, though after enduring a shitload of collateral damage.

This one is blue with the Superman symbol on it. It’s said to mean peace according to the Kryptonians, though after enduring a shitload of collateral damage.

33. It would be unwise not to cuddle with these Batman pillows.

These consist of Batman, Robin, and the Joker. Nevertheless, they're so adorable.

These consist of Batman, Robin, and the Joker. Nevertheless, they’re so adorable.

34. Nobody could ever resist this crocheted Harley Quinn pillow on their couch.

Sure she's a deadly clown wielding a hammer. But since her introduction in the 1990s, she's grown to be very popular with fans.

Sure she’s a deadly clown wielding a hammer. But since her introduction in the 1990s, she’s grown to be very popular with fans.

35. Any Gotham City baby would surely appreciate these Batman booties.

Come in two pairs. One is Batman and the other consists of sound effects. Still, both are so cute.

Come in two pairs. One is Batman and the other consists of sound effects. Still, both are so cute.

36. No one in Gotham could ever sit in such a regal chair as this.

This is an ornate Batman chair. Not sure if I'd see something like this at Wayne Manor. But it probably doesn't come cheap.

This is an ornate Batman chair. Not sure if I’d see something like this at Wayne Manor. But it probably doesn’t come cheap.

37. Grace your Gotham City home with your very own Batman wreath.

Don't really associate Batman with flowers, particularly purple ones. Yet, I think this one is quite cool.

Don’t really associate Batman with flowers, particularly purple ones. Yet, I think this one is quite cool.

38. Seems like this flower pot Batman is patrolling the streets of Gotham City.

Yes, Batman seems to be on pot patrol. Not sure if you could put a flower in this. But it's pretty clever.

Yes, Batman seems to be on pot patrol. Not sure if you could put a flower in this. But it’s pretty clever.

39. Step out in your Gotham City home with a pair of crocheted Batman slippers.

Not sure what size these are. But the sure look comfy.

Not sure what size these are. But they sure look comfy.

40. A Wonder Woman wreath is a wonderful way to decorate your front door.

It has her symbol as well as her Lasso of Truth on this. Not sure why she has it.

It has her symbol as well as her Lasso of Truth on this. Not sure why she has it in the first place.

41. No die hard Batman fan should ever go without a quilt like this.

Now this is probably the ultimate Batman quilt. I think it's from Etsy but I'm not sure if it's available. But ogle all you want, Batman fans.

Now this is probably the ultimate Batman quilt. I think it’s from Etsy but I’m not sure if it’s available. But ogle all you want, Batman fans.

42. When it comes to hunting down Batman in the cold, you can’t do without this crocheted Bane mask.

It's one of the few crocheted pieces in the world that's bound to strike terror in Gotham City. Seriously, Bane is a menace, especially if you account that he beat the living crap out of Batman in the Dark Knight Rises.

It’s one of the few crocheted pieces in the world that’s bound to strike terror in Gotham City. Seriously, Bane is a menace, especially if you account that he beat the living crap out of Batman in the Dark Knight Rises.

43. These Justice League bows would certainly wow any DC Comics gal.

Includes Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, the Flash, and Wonder Woman. All in all, they seem rather well made.

Includes Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, the Flash, and Wonder Woman. All in all, they seem rather well made.

44. Which makes the better lamp, Batman or Superman?

Or does it not even matter because both are great in their own way? Otherwise, you go with Batman.

Or does it not even matter because both are great in their own way? Otherwise, you go with Batman.

45. This Wonder Woman purse is bound to keep your belongings protected at all times.

Yes, it's another Wonder Woman purse. But this one is decorated with stars and a gold ribbon.

Yes, it’s another Wonder Woman purse. But this one is decorated with stars and a gold ribbon.

46. An apron like this makes you the Caped Crusader of your kitchen.

I know it's another Batman apron. Yet, it's very easy to make it a Steeler apron if you remove the bat symbol. But I wouldn't even try.

I know it’s another Batman apron. Yet, it’s very easy to make it a Steeler apron if you remove the bat symbol. But I wouldn’t even try.

47. During a Gotham City blackout, it’s best to light candles with these glass Batman holders.

Well, it's a blue bat symbol which departs from the black one. But I like it, especially with the glitter.

Well, it’s a blue bat symbol which departs from the black one. But I like it, especially with the glitter.

48. On a dark night in Gotham, it helps to snuggle with this crocheted Caped Crusader.

This almost resembles the Batman you normally see. Yet, at least this one has a happier disposition.

This almost resembles the Batman you normally see. Yet, at least this one has a happier disposition.

49. Drink like a superhero with these Justice League mugs.

Consists of Superman, Batman, the Flash, and the Green Lantern. I'm sure these were all painted on but I could be wrong.

Consists of Superman, Batman, the Flash, and the Green Lantern. I’m sure these were all painted on but I could be wrong.

50. Your sweets will always be protected in this Batman candy dispenser.

Yes, I'm sure your M&Ms will be safe in there. That is, until I show up.

Yes, I’m sure your M&Ms will be safe in there. That is, until I show up.

51. Because your super baby always needs a Superman bib.

Yes, it's a crocheted Superman bib that goes with a Superman hat. And yes, it's adorable.

Yes, it’s a crocheted Superman bib that goes with a Superman hat. And yes, it’s adorable.

52. Store your stuff in these Justice League box drawers.

They're just box drawers with Justice League logos on them. Includes Superman, Green Lantern, Batman, and the Flash.

They’re just box drawers with Justice League logos on them. Includes Superman, Green Lantern, Batman, and the Flash.

53. No super baby should ever go without their own shoes, cape, and beanie hat.

Yes, this is a Superman baby set that includes a cape, booties, and a beanie. And yes, these are super adorable.

Yes, this is a Superman baby set that includes a cape, booties, and a beanie. And yes, these are super adorable.

54. A respected batcave should ever be without a bookshelf like this in Gotham City.

Yes, this is a Batman bookshelf. Why Batman doesn't seem to have this in his batcave, I'll never know.

Yes, this is a Batman bookshelf. Why Batman doesn’t seem to have this in his batcave, I’ll never know.

55. Step right out of your wonderful home in these Wonder Woman high heeled shoes.

Sure they might not be the best for your feet. But they sure look sensational.

Sure they might not be the best for your feet. But they sure look sensational.

56. As your own wonder woman, it helps to drink from your own Wonder Woman wine glass.

And it's certainly a glass Wonder Woman could drink with. Love how it's painted.

And it’s certainly a glass Wonder Woman could drink with. Love how it’s painted.

57. Keep yourself warm in Gotham City with this crocheted Batman blanket.

And when it's spring and summer, it's great to display on your couch. I'm sure any Batman fan would be proud to have this.

And when it’s spring and summer, it’s great to display on your couch. I’m sure any Batman fan would be proud to have this.

58. Those who love horses will love this Wonder Woman Pegasus.

I'm sure any girl would like to have a red pony with blue wings. Also has a golden star and hooves.

I’m sure any girl would like to have a red pony with blue wings. Also has a golden star and hooves.

59. Know what time it is in Gotham City with this Batman vinyl record clock.

Let's hope the vinyl record used isn't of anyone good. Still, this looks amazing.

Let’s hope the vinyl record used isn’t of anyone good. Still, this looks amazing.

60. Scrub yourself clean with a bar of Batman soap.

Because while Superman soap might get you clean, it might produce massive amounts of collateral damage. Batman doesn't have the superpowers or the destructive mentality to do so.

Because while Superman soap might get you clean, it might produce massive amounts of collateral damage. Batman doesn’t have the superpowers or the destructive mentality to do so.

61. A clown can always keep warm with a crocheted Harley Quinn hat.

Well, any homicidal clown who's obsessed with the Joker, that is. Still, I kind of like it.

Well, any homicidal clown who’s obsessed with the Joker, that is. Still, I kind of like it.

62. Seems like Superman and Wonder Woman got a little house together.

All right, it's a phone booth. Sure it's not much but it will be a nice place to change into.

All right, it’s a phone booth. Sure it’s not much but it will be a nice place to change into.

63. Sophisticated clowns always drink from Joker and Harley Quinn glasses.

Remember that the Joker's is green with a purple bow. And that Harley's is red with a white bow. But this does seem like an ingenious idea.

Remember that the Joker’s is green with a purple bow. And that Harley’s is red with a white bow. But this does seem like an ingenious idea.

64. Remember, when you have enough superheroes in the Justice League, it’s time to make a charm bracelet.

Includes Superman, Batman, the Flash, Wonder Woman, and the Green Lantern. And Superman is included twice.

Includes Superman, Batman, the Flash, Wonder Woman, and the Green Lantern. And Superman is included twice.

65. A Superman bib should always come with a red cape.

And this one easily snaps on with no problem. Still, it's so adorable.

And this one easily snaps on with no problem. Still, it’s so adorable.

66. I always knew that Batman was a bit of a night owl.

And here is a Batman owl that is there for the avian community of Gotham City. Of course, Bat Owl does eat some of the birds. But this is great.

And here is a Batman owl that is there for the avian community of Gotham City. Of course, Bat Owl does eat some of the birds. But this is great.

67. With this Batman dream catcher, your nightmares are taken care of.

Yes, hang this Batman dream catcher and nightmares depicting his rogues gallery will disappear. Or rather turn into great action sequences.

Yes, hang this Batman dream catcher and nightmares depicting his rogues gallery will disappear. Or rather turn into great action sequences.

68. You can never do wrong gracing your Justice League home with these panels.

These consist of Superman, the Flash, Batman, and the Green Lantern. And they all seem to be intricately painted in their own way.

These consist of Superman, the Flash, Batman, and the Green Lantern. And they all seem to be intricately painted in their own way.

69. Relive the experience of Batman with these assorted wooden peg dolls.

Includes Batman, Robin, Batgirl, and Alfred along with Rogues Gallery members Bane, Riddler, Catwoman, Joker, Two Face, Mr. Freeze, and Poison Ivy. Nevertheless, these are all adorable.

Includes Batman, Robin, Batgirl, and Alfred along with Rogues Gallery members Bane, Riddler, Catwoman, Joker, Two Face, Mr. Freeze, and Poison Ivy. Nevertheless, these are all adorable.

70. Welcome guests into your batcave with this Batman door mat.

It's the kind of rug that welcomes friends and strikes fear into enemies. Like the bat sign in Gotham City.

It’s the kind of rug that welcomes friends and strikes fear into enemies. Like the bat sign in Gotham City.

71. Want to run like the Flash? Well, these tennis shoes should help.

Sure they may not get you to run like the Flash. But they sure look really cool.

Sure they may not get you to run like the Flash. But they sure look really cool.

72. If you have old wine bottles, perhaps make Justice League lights out of them.

Includes, Green Lantern, Superman, Batman, and the Flash. Nevertheless, these are incredibly awesome to behold.

Includes, Green Lantern, Superman, Batman, and the Flash. Nevertheless, these are incredibly awesome to behold.

73. No Bat Baby could ever be complete without their set of batgear.

Includes a cape, a diaper cover, and a beanie. Wish the beanie had bat ears though. That would be cool.

Includes a cape, a diaper cover, and a beanie. Wish the beanie had bat ears though. That would be cool.

74. Of course, everyone has wished to be Batman at one point.

Says, "I wish I was Batman but I suck at fighting and I'm poor." Kind of says the same about me. But I could always write Batman parodies and fan fiction. Maybe I should write one about him in therapy.

Says, “I wish I was Batman but I suck at fighting and I’m poor.” Kind of says the same about me. But I could always write Batman parodies and fan fiction. Maybe I should write one about him in therapy.

75. This light switch tells you when you’ll see Bruce or Batman.

By day, the Dark Knight is Bruce Wayne. But by night, he is Batman.

By day, the Dark Knight is Bruce Wayne. But by night, he is Batman.

76. This is the kind of chair that’s fit for a man of steel.

And by that, I mean Superman. Because this chair looks as if it's designated for him.

And by that, I mean Superman. Because this chair looks as if it’s designated for him.

77. For some reason, the Justice League seems a bit grumpy today.

That's because this is the Grumpy Cat Justice League. They're the group of superhero felines that fight crime with scowls on their faces.

That’s because this is the Grumpy Cat Justice League. They’re the group of superhero felines that fight crime with scowls on their faces.

78. These Justice League golf covers have your clubs covered.

These consists of Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and Aquaman. And yes, they're kind of cute.

These consists of Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and Aquaman. And yes, they’re kind of cute.

79. When Gotham’s gardens are in a state of peril, they can always count on the Dark Gnome to protect them.

This is the Batman Gnome. And yes, while he is good, he's not exactly nice, especially if it pertains to his enemies.

This is the Batman Gnome. And yes, while he is good, he’s not exactly nice, especially if it pertains to his enemies.

80. Prove you’re home is wonderful by gracing this Wonder Woman wreath on your front door.

This wreath contains stars and the Wonder Woman symbol. All in all it should be great for any home.

This wreath contains stars and the Wonder Woman symbol. All in all it should be great for any home.

81. Those who liked Watchmen, might like this blood stained smiley face pin.

This is a symbol for the Watchmen. I'm not very familiar with the franchise. But I know they had their own movie.

This is a symbol for the Watchmen. I’m not very familiar with the franchise. But I know they had their own movie.

82. A Batman wreath like this will charm your home.

This one seems to contain black and gold ribbons. Take the bat symbol off and it becomes a Pittsburgh Steelers wreath.

This one seems to contain black and gold ribbons. Take the bat symbol off and it becomes a Pittsburgh Steelers wreath.

83. Before you saddle up, make sure your horse is super comfortable with this Superman saddle pad.

Well, I included a horse dressed as Superman in the DC costume post. So it's only fair.

Well, I included a horse dressed as Superman in the DC costume post. So it’s only fair.

84. Starry Gotham night….

This is a Batman rendition of Van Gogh's Starry Night. And it's a brilliant one. This is perfect.

This is a Batman rendition of Van Gogh’s Starry Night. And it’s a brilliant one. This is perfect.

85. Those who like the Green Arrow might like this bow.

Arrow is a TV show on the CW which is about him. This could also be used as a bow if you like the Hunger Games, too.

Arrow is a TV show on the CW which is about him. This could also be used as a bow if you like the Hunger Games, too.

86. Oh, no, the Joker Gnome is on the loose.

Yes, I know who ever came up with this is probably a bit sick in the head. But this is just so funny that I couldn't avoid putting it on this post.

Yes, I know who ever came up with this is probably a bit sick in the head. But this is just so funny that I couldn’t avoid putting it on this post.

87. Seems like the Riddler has been a bit catty lately.

Well, this is a Riddler Cat. Not sure how it gives out riddles though. But this is pretty good.

Well, this is a Riddler Cat. Not sure how it gives out riddles though. But this is pretty good.

88. Any batcave can’t certainly go without it’s very own Batman mirror.

It's a mirror that's shaped like a bat and has other bats on it. Nevertheless, you can't help but like it.

It’s a mirror that’s shaped like a bat and has other bats on it. Nevertheless, you can’t help but like it.

89. Keep yourself warm with this Justice League scarf.

I'm sure any Justice League fan can't live without this during the winter. Still, I like it.

I’m sure any Justice League fan can’t live without this during the winter. Still, I like it.

90. This Superman dream catcher will ensure super sweet dreams.

And it's certain to stand up to Lex Luthor and Lex Corp. Also, has his symbol embedded as well.

And it’s certain to stand up to Lex Luthor and Lex Corp. Also, has his symbol embedded as well.

91. This Batman bib is suitable for any little Caped Crusader.

Like how it says, "Who put my cape on backwards?" So cute.

Like how it says, “Who put my cape on backwards?” So cute.

92. Now you can snuggle up with your own Wonder Woman amigurumi doll.

And this has to be the most adorable Wonder Woman I've seen. Still, so cute.

And this has to be the most adorable Wonder Woman I’ve seen. Still, so cute.

93. Light up your batcave with your very own Batman wall light.

It LED by the way. Still, love how it looks in the dark. Seems rather menacing.

It LED by the way. Still, love how it looks in the dark. Seems rather menacing.

94. Any super home could always use a Superman quilt.

And this one has the Superman symbol emblazoned in the center. But I'm sure it will make a super great addition to anyone's place.

And this one has the Superman symbol emblazoned in the center. But I’m sure it will make a super great addition to anyone’s place.

95. A quilt like this is bound to look great in any batcave.

This one has the bat signal over Gotham city. And yes, it looks really awesome.

This one has the bat signal over Gotham city. And yes, it looks really awesome.

96. Wine glasses like these are always ideal in any batcave.

These consist of Batman, Robin, Joker, and the Riddler. Not sure if I'd want to use the Riddler one. Wouldn't know what's in it.

These consist of Batman, Robin, Joker, and the Riddler. Not sure if I’d want to use the Riddler one. Wouldn’t know what’s in it.

97. A super cook always has to wear a Superman apron.

However, I'm not sure how Superman conducts himself in the kitchen. Then again, it might depend on whether he's Superman or Clark Kent at the moment.

However, I’m not sure how Superman conducts himself in the kitchen. Then again, it might depend on whether he’s Superman or Clark Kent at the moment.

98. Heard of Superman? How about Super Owl?

Yes, this owl flies faster than a speeding bullet. And shoots laser eyes. Not sure if I'd want to see that.

Yes, this owl flies faster than a speeding bullet. And shoots laser eyes. Not sure if I’d want to see that.

99. Protect your home from evil with these Justice League nesting dolls.

Always have to do nesting dolls for a craft post like this. Includes Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, the Flash, and the Green Lantern.

Always have to do nesting dolls for a craft post like this. Includes Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, the Flash, and the Green Lantern.

100. At a party, a superhero always needs to drink from a Superman wine glass.

I'm sure whoever drinks it might cause massive collateral damage in Metropolis. That is, assuming they're Superman.

I’m sure whoever drinks it might cause massive collateral damage in Metropolis. That is, assuming they’re Superman.

DC Comics Merchandise Straight from the Batcave

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Ever since the comic book superhero genre became incredibly popular, this has presented a great merchandising opportunity for companies to sell all kinds of crap. And since superheroes tend to have fans of all ages, the more the better. Seriously, Batman and Superman have been around in the comic book scene since the 1930s their fanbase spans generations. Besides, superheroes in the DC world have had their own TV shows and movies which helps advertisers market lines of toys, posters, T-shirts, or what not. Nevertheless, sometimes product promotion can become quite ridiculous as companies come out with products that tend to be rather inappropriate, not fitting for what the superhero in question stands for, and be potentially offensive. Still, that doesn’t stop them from coming out with stuff. This is especially in the case of the Batman franchise since Batman is probably the most popular superhero within the DC Comics. Sorry, Superman, but Batman is a much more compelling character that people could relate to. Also, he has a Batcave, a Batmobile, all kinds of gadgets, well you get the idea. So for your reading pleasure, here I present to you a trove of DC Comics merchandise. A lot of these are going to be Batman products by the way.

  1. For the smoker, you might like these Batman and Joker Dark Knight tobacco pipes.
For the love of God, you shouldn't put Batman's face on drug paraphernalia. I mean his comics cater to grade school children for Christ's sake.

For the love of God, you shouldn’t put Batman’s face on drug paraphernalia. I mean his comics cater to grade school children for Christ’s sake.

2. Protect your bathroom tissue with this Batman toilet paper holder.

That way, the Dark Knight of Gotham City becomes the Dark Knight of your loo. Even if such an object makes it hard for me to take seriously.

That way, the Dark Knight of Gotham City becomes the Dark Knight of your loo. Even if such an object makes it hard for me to take seriously.

3. You’ve heard about the Batmobile, how about a Bat van?

Sure I think it might've been a good idea on paper. But take fit from me, I don't think Batman would want to be caught dead driving that thing.

Sure I think it might’ve been a good idea on paper. But take fit from me, I don’t think Batman would want to be caught dead driving that thing.

4. Keep your child safe and secure with this Batman car seat.

Sure your kid might like it. But that doesn't stop the fact that Batman seems to be in a rather uncomfortable position.

Sure your kid might like it. But that doesn’t stop the fact that Batman seems to be in a rather uncomfortable position.

5. Be a disturbing lady clown with some Harley Quinn lipstick.

I think this is kind of disturbing. Nevertheless, at least DC Comics doesn't hide that Harley Quinn is a terrible role model for girls. Seriously, love isn't worth dressing up as a supervillain and murdering civilians.

I think this is kind of disturbing. Nevertheless, at least DC Comics doesn’t hide that Harley Quinn is a terrible role model for girls. Seriously, love isn’t worth dressing up as a supervillain and murdering civilians. And it doesn’t help that the Joker doesn’t pay much attention to her.

6. Make some wonderful treats with your very own Wonder Woman mixer.

I hope they have these for Superman and Batman. Because if they don't, it would be obviously sexist. Oh, wait, they have 2 of Batman.

I hope they have these for Superman and Batman. Because if they don’t, it would be obviously sexist. Oh, wait, they have 2 of Batman.

7. Now you can have everything Superman needs with this Superman utility belt.

Okay, Superman has super powers like super strength, flying, and x-ray vision. So why the hell would he need a utility belt? That's Batman's thing.

Okay, Superman has super powers like super strength, flying, and x-ray vision. So why the hell would he need a utility belt? That’s Batman’s thing.

8. Finally, Sprinfield can be at peace since Homer Simpson took over as the Flash.

Now the Flash can move in super high speeds with the aid of beer and donuts. Okay, could anyone possibly think that Homer would make a good Flash? D'oh!

Now the Flash can move in super high speeds with the aid of beer and donuts. Okay, could anyone possibly think that Homer would make a good Flash? D’oh!

9. Get yourself clean with some Superman crazy foam soap.

So Superman can now have crazy foam coming right from his mouth for bath time. That's just disturbing.

So Superman can now have crazy foam coming right from his mouth for bath time. That’s just disturbing.

10. Star your day with your very own Bat signal alarm clock.

Yeah, just what I want in the morning. Waking up with a light flashing into my face.

Yeah, just what I want in the morning. Waking up with a light flashing into my face.

11. Smell supervillain fresh with some Harley Quinn perfume.

Yes, I'm sure any woman would want a perfume that was inspired by a crazy clown lady. Seriously, why?

Yes, I’m sure any woman would want a perfume that was inspired by a crazy clown lady. Seriously, why?

12. Drink like an Amazon with this Wonder Woman bling goblet.

More like a Wonder Woman pimp cup if you ask me. I think it makes more sense to be like Wonder Woman if you bought a small replica of the Goblet of Fire.

More like a Wonder Woman pimp cup if you ask me. I think it makes more sense to be like Wonder Woman if you bought a small replica of the Goblet of Fire.

13. Be energized like Wonder Woman with a superhero energy drink.

To set the record straight, energy drinks are bad for you since they're loaded with caffeine. Why these ones have superheroes is just very unsettling.

To set the record straight, energy drinks are bad for you since they’re loaded with caffeine. Why these ones have superheroes is just very unsettling.

14. These Riddler boxers will keep you guessing what’s inside your trousers.

I know that superhero underwear isn't unusual. However, I think this is ridiculous. No, I don't want to know what's in the Riddler's pants.

I know that superhero underwear isn’t unusual. However, I think this is ridiculous. No, I don’t want to know what’s in the Riddler’s pants.

15. Keep your drink on you with this Batman hip flask.

If I saw Batman carry one of these in his utility belt, I'd wonder what's in it or whether he has a problem. Same with other people.

If I saw Batman carry one of these in his utility belt, I’d wonder what’s in it or whether he has a problem. Same with other people.

16. Pretend your the Caped Crusader with this Batman hoodie.

Seems like the kind of attire you'd wear when you're robbing a bank. Not sure why I'd think that.

Seems like the kind of attire you’d wear when you’re robbing a bank. Not sure why I’d think that.

17. Now you can own a piece of the Batcave with your own Batman batarang.

The batarang is one of Batman's signature weapons. However, just because he throws his, doesn't mean you should throw yours. Seriously, fold up knives aren't toys.

The batarang is one of Batman’s signature weapons. However, just because he throws his, doesn’t mean you should throw yours. Seriously, fold up knives aren’t toys.

18. Show off your love for Batman with this Batman belly button ring.

Yes, I'm fully aware that Batman jewelry exists. But a Batman belly button ring? Seriously, how did that come to exist?

Yes, I’m fully aware that Batman jewelry exists. But a Batman belly button ring? Seriously, how did that come to exist?

19. Aid Superman with this Superman Justice Jogger.

First, why the hell does Superman need a Justice Jogger? Second, I pray to God that the maker's didn't have Christopher Reeve in mind when they made this. Because that would be bad.

First, why the hell does Superman need a Justice Jogger? Second, I pray to God that the maker’s didn’t have Christopher Reeve in mind when they made this. Because that would be bad.

20. Watchmen condoms are society’s only protection.

Really? Watchmen condoms? I'm sure if a guy needed STD protection, he could go to the nearest drug store. Just saying.

Really? Watchmen condoms? I’m sure if a guy needed STD protection, he could go to the nearest drug store. Just saying.

21. Assemble your Justice League with these Hello Kitty figurines.

To be fair, the Wonder Woman Hello Kitty kind of makes sense. But a Hello Kitty Batman, please. Seriously, he's meant to inspire fear, not cuteness.

To be fair, the Wonder Woman Hello Kitty kind of makes sense. But a Hello Kitty Batman, please. Seriously, he’s meant to inspire fear, not cuteness.

22. Keep your iPhone secure in this Batman gauntlet iPhone case.

Because nothing makes you look cooler than having a black armor arm against your face. Come to think about it, it's sure to grab attention. Just not the kind you want.

Because nothing makes you look cooler than having a black armor arm against your face. Come to think about it, it’s sure to grab attention. Just not the kind you want.

23. For claymation fun, collect these Aardman DC Comics figurines.

Sure they're based on a series of shorts. But these figures are freaky. Seriously, if Aardman wanted to come up with DC figurines couldn't they just issue Wallace and Gromit dressed as Batman and Robin? That would make more sense.

Sure they’re based on a series of shorts. But these figures are freaky. Seriously, if Aardman wanted to come up with DC figurines couldn’t they just issue Wallace and Gromit dressed as Batman and Robin? That would make more sense.

24. No Gotham City bath time is complete without your very own Batman rubber duckie.

Sure kids love Batman. But this mean that a Batman rubber duck is appropriate? That's a good question.

Sure kids love Batman. But this mean that a Batman rubber duck is appropriate? That’s a good question.

25. Now you can step right out in your own batsuit.

Okay, it's not bat suit. But it's Batman inspired. Guaranteed to make people scratch their heads at the office as well as look like an idiot.

Okay, it’s not bat suit. But it’s Batman inspired. Guaranteed to make people scratch their heads at the office as well as look like an idiot.

26. No batcave office is complete without this Batman keyboard.

Seriously? Most computers have a keyboard. And I'm sure this one is expensive. So why anyone would need to buy it is beyond me.

Seriously? Most computers have a keyboard. And I’m sure this one is expensive. So why anyone would need to buy it is beyond me.

27. For Batman’s railway needs, here’s a Batman box car.

From the Robot's Voice: "Despite the endless array of vehicles in the Batcave, a train seems particularly ill-suited to Batman’s needs. First of all, unless criminals commit crime on the train route, it’s not really going to help Batman get there. Second, criminals could very easily follow the tracks back to the Batcave. Maybe this is the preferred mode of transportation for some alternate universe Batman where he’s also a boxcar hobo."

From the Robot’s Voice: “Despite the endless array of vehicles in the Batcave, a train seems particularly ill-suited to Batman’s needs. First of all, unless criminals commit crime on the train route, it’s not really going to help Batman get there. Second, criminals could very easily follow the tracks back to the Batcave. Maybe this is the preferred mode of transportation for some alternate universe Batman where he’s also a boxcar hobo.”

28. Smell like the Dark Knight of Gotham wit this Batman Begins cologne.

It's the kind of gift that says: "I know you like Batman but I didn't know what to give you. Also, you kind of smell."

It’s the kind of gift that says: “I know you like Batman but I didn’t know what to give you. Also, you kind of smell.”

29. For those who like the Penguin, you can now have a replica of his henchman Penguin Commando.

Cones attached to its own jetpack. Or is it a missile? Either way, it looks pretty hilarious.

Cones attached to its own jetpack. Or is it a missile? Either way, it looks pretty hilarious.

30. Have fun on your iPad with your very own Batman apptivity set.

From What Culture: "This bizarre mix of toys and video games essentially says “to hell with imagination, let us create a world for your toys to play in” (which sucks). What happened to creating worlds in your head and taking your toys in to the garden to have them fight in imaginary jungles, or in to your bedroom to create castles from cardboard boxes for them to play in? This over-reliance on technology for kids to play with toys is just sad. The sets include Riot Cannon Batman, Batarang Strike Batman, EMP Assault Batman and Grapnel Attack Batman, all of which amounts to meaningless drivel."

From What Culture: “This bizarre mix of toys and video games essentially says “to hell with imagination, let us create a world for your toys to play in” (which sucks). What happened to creating worlds in your head and taking your toys in to the garden to have them fight in imaginary jungles, or in to your bedroom to create castles from cardboard boxes for them to play in? This over-reliance on technology for kids to play with toys is just sad. The sets include Riot Cannon Batman, Batarang Strike Batman, EMP Assault Batman and Grapnel Attack Batman, all of which amounts to meaningless drivel.”

31. Have fun at the plate with your own set of Batman Bat n’ Balls.

Yes, I know it's a baseball toy. But the marketing on this thing is so wrong. Seriously, couldn't the makers come up with a product name that's not a double entendre for a To Catch a Predator joke?

Yes, I know it’s a baseball toy. But the marketing on this thing is so wrong. Seriously, couldn’t the makers come up with a product name that’s not a double entendre for a To Catch a Predator joke?

32. In Gotham, it helps to get high with a Batman bong.

Just you know, this is considered drug paraphernalia that's illegal in most states. But if you live where it's legal for recreational use, then you should be able to achieve a Dark Knight high.

Just you know, this is considered drug paraphernalia that’s illegal in most states. But if you live where it’s legal for recreational use, then you should be able to achieve a Dark Knight high.

33. If you like Robin from the 1960s series, then you might like this Dick Grayson T-shirt.

Yes, Dick Grayson is Robin. But that doesn't excuse the shirt designers for leaving the "D" uncapitalized.

Yes, Dick Grayson is Robin. But that doesn’t excuse the shirt designers for leaving the “D” uncapitalized. Or leaving out “Grayson.”

34. Vanquish your enemies with your very own toy Batman assault rifle.

I'm positive this is a kid's toy. However, we should note the fact that Batman doesn't like guns.

I’m positive this is a kid’s toy. However, we should note the fact that Batman doesn’t like guns.

35. Now your hamster can imagine themselves as Batman with the Batman Interactive Hamster House.

From What Culture: "Yes, you did actually read that right: The Batman Interactive Hamster House. Your pet rodent can finally live out its fantasy of having a Batman themed home – all you need now is a pet mouse take on the role of Alfred." Seriously, I don't think any hamster would be interested in this. But it's so funny.

From What Culture: “Yes, you did actually read that right: The Batman Interactive Hamster House. Your pet rodent can finally live out its fantasy of having a Batman themed home – all you need now is a pet mouse take on the role of Alfred.” Seriously, I don’t think any hamster would be interested in this. But it’s so funny.

36. Nothing makes a more badass toy than a Batman monster truck from Hot Wheels.

From Surfing the Bleed: "Have you never read a Batman comic in your life? Have you never seen a Batman movie, watched a Batman TV show or heck, even listened to Prince's Batdance? Are you raising a redneck child on a steady diet of McDonald's, Moutain Dew and lowered expectations? Has that child only heard of Batman through word of mouth and has decided to fashion him into some sort of Evil Knievel meets Dale Earnhardt defender of the Old Days? If so, this is the only Batman toy for you!"

From Surfing the Bleed: “Have you never read a Batman comic in your life? Have you never seen a Batman movie, watched a Batman TV show or heck, even listened to Prince’s Batdance? Are you raising a redneck child on a steady diet of McDonald’s, Moutain Dew and lowered expectations? Has that child only heard of Batman through word of mouth and has decided to fashion him into some sort of Evil Knievel meets Dale Earnhardt defender of the Old Days? If so, this is the only Batman toy for you!”

37. Nothing makes a Batman party great like a Batman pinata.

From The Robot's Voice: "I guess this is more or less to let children experience being the Joker and the joy of bludgeoning someone to death with a baseball bat. On the other hand, if Batman had “died” in Final Crisis and immediately turned into a pile of cheap toys and delicious candy, it really wouldn’t have been weirder than anything else in that series."

From The Robot’s Voice: “I guess this is more or less to let children experience being the Joker and the joy of bludgeoning someone to death with a baseball bat. On the other hand, if Batman had “died” in Final Crisis and immediately turned into a pile of cheap toys and delicious candy, it really wouldn’t have been weirder than anything else in that series.”

38. Look like a super woman with your very own Wonder Woman makeup set.

Okay, since Wonder Woman is an iconic woman, then she has to get her own makeup line. Pardon me, but I think such a concept is sexist and stupid.

Okay, since Wonder Woman is an iconic woman, then she has to get her own makeup line. Pardon me, but I think such a concept is sexist and stupid.

39. Make your meals tasty with some Superman cheese.

This special cheese was made from the milk of Kryptonian dairy cows on Superman's home planet. Just kidding, it's a cheese that was made through the same process as Velveeta which isn't cheese at all.

This special cheese was made from the milk of Kryptonian dairy cows on Superman’s home planet. Just kidding, it’s a cheese that was made through the same process as Velveeta which isn’t cheese at all.

40. Light up your room with your very own Superman and Batman table leg lamps.

Guess this was inspired by the leg lamp from Christmas Story. Still, these are just crazy if you ask me.

Guess this was inspired by the leg lamp from Christmas Story. Still, these are just crazy if you ask me.

41. Protect the spuds of Gotham City with your very own Dark Knight Mr. Potato Head.

From What Culture: "It even makes a modicum of sense for there to be a Batman version of the toy (particularly if you’re in to collecting all things Mr. Potato Head-related) – but a Mr. Potato Head based on the moody, dark, atmospheric hit movie The Dark Knight Rises? Stupid, just stupid. It’s a huge juxtaposition to combine the two franchises and a sad mockery of a great film. It’s like trying to sell a Freddy Krueger Care Bear, a Norman Bates Beanie Baby or a Texas Chainsaw Massacre Fisher Price play-set. Although heroic, Batman is a figure of fear – especially Christian Bale’s adaptation – so to represent him in potato form is something of a no-no (and that really should go without saying)."

From What Culture: “It even makes a modicum of sense for there to be a Batman version of the toy (particularly if you’re in to collecting all things Mr. Potato Head-related) – but a Mr. Potato Head based on the moody, dark, atmospheric hit movie The Dark Knight Rises? Stupid, just stupid.
It’s a huge juxtaposition to combine the two franchises and a sad mockery of a great film. It’s like trying to sell a Freddy Krueger Care Bear, a Norman Bates Beanie Baby or a Texas Chainsaw Massacre Fisher Price play-set. Although heroic, Batman is a figure of fear – especially Christian Bale’s adaptation – so to represent him in potato form is something of a no-no (and that really should go without saying).”

42. Now your toddler can defend Gotham City with this one-of-a-kind Batmobile Stroller.

I have to admit this does look pretty cool. However, it also looks very expensive and something you probably shouldn't buy. Seriously, this is ridiculous.

I have to admit this does look pretty cool. However, it also looks very expensive and something you probably shouldn’t buy. Seriously, this is ridiculous.

43. For those who like the Joker, grace your couch with this Joker Ha Ha throw blanket.

From Daily Toast: "Wanting a throw blanket is one thing, and having one which is themed makes some kind of sense. But who in their right mind would want a blanket branded with a terrifying picture of Batman’s most disturbed rival? Is this honestly someone’s vision of a comforting furniture accessory?"

From Daily Toast: “Wanting a throw blanket is one thing, and having one which is themed makes some kind of sense. But who in their right mind would want a blanket branded with a terrifying picture of Batman’s most disturbed rival? Is this honestly someone’s vision of a comforting furniture accessory?”

44. If you love minions and Batman, then this minion Batman has the best of both worlds.

From Daily Toast: "It feels like we’ve been in the grip of Minion mania for an eternity now, and even with the movie leaving theaters it shows no signs of stopping. Yet even for those in the crowd who are somehow not worn down by Dreamworks’ apparently lovable yellow misfits, this one seems like a stretch. I can’t imagine there’s a significant crossover between the Minions and Batman fanbases, and somehow both are awkwardly represented in this Frankenstein-esque mishmash."

From Daily Toast: “Yet even for those in the crowd who are somehow not worn down by Dreamworks’ apparently lovable yellow misfits, this one seems like a stretch. I can’t imagine there’s a significant crossover between the Minions and Batman fanbases, and somehow both are awkwardly represented in this Frankenstein-esque mishmash.”

45. Defend Gotham City from the Joker Spud with this Batman Mr. Potato Head.

From Daily Toast: "Look, DC: you can’t just put a cape and cowl on anything that people buy and suddenly declare it’s worth almost seventy bucks. And is it just me, or does the Batman getup make Mr. Potato Head’s smile look somewhat sinister?"

From Daily Toast: “Look, DC: you can’t just put a cape and cowl on anything that people buy and suddenly declare it’s worth almost seventy bucks. And is it just me, or does the Batman getup make Mr. Potato Head’s smile look somewhat sinister?”

46. If you love Christian Bale’s performance as Batman from The Dark Knight Trilogy, then you’ll love this Bruce Wayne Head sculpt.

Yes, I fully support the idea that Christian Bale is the best Batman. However, this doesn't mean I'd pay $149.99 + shipping for a 1/4 replica of his disembodied head. If there is anyone who would, then I'd think they need to get their head examined.

Yes, I fully support the idea that Christian Bale is the best Batman. However, this doesn’t mean I’d pay $149.99 + shipping for a 1/4 replica of his disembodied head. If there is anyone who would, then I’d think they need to get their head examined.

47. You can fix anything with this Batman duct tape.

Sure duct tape is useful and Batman is cool. But admit it, you'll only use this for decoration. Besides, what the hell would either have to do with each other anyway?

Sure duct tape is useful and Batman is cool. But admit it, you’ll only use this for decoration. Besides, what the hell would either have to do with each other anyway?

48. I’m sure Christian kids might enjoy a copy of John T. Galloway’s The Gospel According to Superman.

This book examines the parallels existing between Jesus and Superman. Nevertheless, I think this book would be more useful for telling parents that there's nothing Unchristian about liking superheroes.

This book examines the parallels existing between Jesus and Superman. Nevertheless, I think this book would be more useful for telling parents that there’s nothing Unchristian about liking superheroes.

49. Heroically cut through your craft projects with your very own Wonder Woman scissors.

Sure it might seem appropriate for children at first. But when you open them, she's doing splits. You have to wonder why they thought this was a good idea.

Sure it might seem appropriate for children at first. But when you open them, she’s doing splits. You have to wonder why they thought this was a good idea.

50. Take down the Joker with this Batman and Joker electronic target game.

From the Robot's Voice: "It’s clear the good people at Vanity Fair were not comic readers when they made a Batman version of their popular cowboy target game. The concept has you, as Batman, shooting the Joker dead with a revolver. Whether you want to turn yourself into the police or toss yourself off a ledge in the Batcave for breaking your one, solemn rule is entirely up to you."

From the Robot’s Voice: “It’s clear the good people at Vanity Fair were not comic readers when they made a Batman version of their popular cowboy target game. The concept has you, as Batman, shooting the Joker dead with a revolver. Whether you want to turn yourself into the police or toss yourself off a ledge in the Batcave for breaking your one, solemn rule is entirely up to you.”

51. Hop around your block with your very own Superman pogo stick.

From The Fwoosh: "It’s like you were catching a ride with your buddy — if your buddy was a quadriplegic with a spring in his ass. You think slamming car doors or barking dogs are annoying? Imagine some 10-year-old fueled by Kool-Aid and Twinkees jumping up and down outside of your house on this thing all afternoon. Ka-CHUNG! Ka-CHUNG! Ka-CHUNG! Holy crap, somebody invent Space Invaders already!"

From The Fwoosh: “It’s like you were catching a ride with your buddy — if your buddy was a quadriplegic with a spring in his ass. You think slamming car doors or barking dogs are annoying? Imagine some 10-year-old fueled by Kool-Aid and Twinkees jumping up and down outside of your house on this thing all afternoon. Ka-CHUNG! Ka-CHUNG! Ka-CHUNG! Holy crap, somebody invent Space Invaders already!”

52. Show the Batwoman of your life that you love her by proposing to her with a Batman engagement ring.

Men, now that I've planted that idea in your head, listen to me. You might've fantasized proposing to your girlfriend with a Batman engagement ring. But for the love of God, don't do it even if she loves Batman as much as you do. Seriously, there's a strong chance it might not go like you planned.

Men, now that I’ve planted that idea in your head, listen to me. You might’ve fantasized proposing to your girlfriend with a Batman engagement ring. But for the love of God, don’t do it even if she loves Batman as much as you do. Seriously, there’s a strong chance it might not go like you planned.

53. Help Superman come to a safe landing with this Superman Skydiving Parachutist set.

Why the hell does Superman need a parachute? He can fly and land safely land on his feet on his own. This toy doesn't make sense at all.

Why the hell does Superman need a parachute? He can fly and land safely land on his feet on his own. This toy doesn’t make sense at all.

54. This Flash motorcycle is guaranteed to allow the Flash to chase villains at very high speeds.

The Flash on his motorcycle might make sense at first. Until you realize that he can already run at long distances at light speed. Hell., he can even outrun Superman. Can a motorcycle do that? No.

The Flash on his motorcycle might make sense at first. Until you realize that he can already run at long distances at light speed. Hell., he can even outrun Superman. Can a motorcycle do that? No.

55. Nothing says water fun like a Batman water pistol.

Let me explain how this works. First, you fill it by putting water in Batman's asshole. Second, after you aim you pump the gun by putting your finger on Batman's crotch so he could projectile vomit at your target. Why this was promoted as a children's toy, I had no idea. There's just nothing right about this whatsoever.

Let me explain how this works. First, you fill it by putting water in Batman’s asshole. Second, after you aim you pump the gun by putting your finger on Batman’s crotch so he could projectile vomit at your target. Why this was promoted as a children’s toy, I had no idea. There’s just nothing right about this whatsoever.

56. Any crimefighter of Gotham City would surely love a Batman and Robin toothbrush holder in their bathroom.

Is it just me or does Batman seem to have his hand on Robin's butt? Also doesn't help that Robin isn't wearing any pants, which makes this even more disturbing.

Is it just me or does Batman seem to have his hand on Robin’s butt? Also doesn’t help that Robin isn’t wearing any pants, which makes this even more disturbing.

57. On a cold night, curl up on your couch with this Batman snuggie.

From Geek Cast Radio: "As if the Snuggie wasn’t bad enough. They have to go ahead and make a “Batman” Snuggie… Yes you look super cool wearing the blanket with sleeves ….all the kids will be totally jealous of your Batman awesomeness *facepalm*"

From Geek Cast Radio: “As if the Snuggie wasn’t bad enough. They have to go ahead and make a “Batman” Snuggie… Yes you look super cool wearing the blanket with sleeves ….all the kids will be totally jealous of your Batman awesomeness *facepalm*”

58. Grace your super car with your very own Superman hood ornament.

From 10 Cavalcade of Awesome Years: "Can you imagine pulling into work with this iron monstrosity on your hood? “Bob, I always thought your 1965 Corvette needed something. And I finally figured out what it is, the Superman Hood Ornament. It would really class up that boring old Vette’s hood.” It also can be attached to your bicycle. WHA?! Putting this on a bicycle would be interesting, because a bicycle HAS NO HOOD. Next best place is on your handlebars. Great idea, put a huge sharp metal object right where your face would go if you crash or have to stop suddenly."

From 10 Cavalcade of Awesome Years: “Can you imagine pulling into work with this iron monstrosity on your hood? “Bob, I always thought your 1965 Corvette needed something. And I finally figured out what it is, the Superman Hood Ornament. It would really class up that boring old Vette’s hood.” It also can be attached to your bicycle. WHA?! Putting this on a bicycle would be interesting, because a bicycle HAS NO HOOD. Next best place is on your handlebars. Great idea, put a huge sharp metal object right where your face would go if you crash or have to stop suddenly.”

59. Get your child to wear a seatbelt with Hero Hugs.

Yes, I know wearing a seatbelt is uncomfortable but even a small child should understand that not wearing a seatbelt in the car is one of the stupidest things they could do. However, when it comes to getting your kid to wear a seatbelt, I don't under stand how using dismembered superhero hands are supposed to help.

Yes, I know wearing a seatbelt is uncomfortable but even a small child should understand that not wearing a seatbelt in the car is one of the stupidest things they could do. However, when it comes to getting your kid to wear a seatbelt, I don’t under stand how using dismembered superhero hands are supposed to help.

60. Relive when Batman confronted the Joker with this commemorative keepsake statue.

Because nothing brings fond memories like Batman holding the Joker up at his jacket. Yes, great times.

Because nothing brings fond memories like Batman holding the Joker up at his jacket. Yes, great times.

61. Nothing makes a you a real DC superhero than these socks.

Yes, these are socks with capes. And yes, they'd probably look stupid if you wear them with shoes in public.

Yes, these are socks with capes. And yes, they’d probably look stupid if you wear them with shoes in public.

62. Have a super drink with these DC superhero glasses.

Like the socks, these also have capes. Nevertheless, would anyone want to serve drinks in these at a party? Probably not.

Like the socks, these also have capes. Nevertheless, would anyone want to serve drinks in these at a party? Probably not.

63. Hit the waves this summer with your very own Batman surfer action figure.

This is from the 1960s show. And yes, Batman is wearing trunks over his batsuit. I know it looks so stupid.

This is from the 1960s show. And yes, Batman is wearing trunks over his batsuit. I know it looks so stupid.

64. Call your friends with this Wonder Woman telephone.

Of course, you might have to dial the number you want between her legs. Just think about the implications of that.

Of course, you might have to dial the number you want between her legs. Just think about the implications of that.

65. When going formal, dress your super best with these Superman cuff links.

Sure a guy is guaranteed to like them. However, he'll probably have few opportunities to wear them whether he goes to a lot of formal events or not.

Sure a guy is guaranteed to like them. However, he’ll probably have few opportunities to wear them whether he goes to a lot of formal events or not.

66. Relive the part when Bane nearly sends Batman to the ER with this Dark Knight Rises commemorative statue.

Because nothing brings up fond memories than Bane making Batman more of a physical wreck, sending him to a distant prison, and taking over Gotham City. And yes, I remember this because I've seen the movie twice.

Because nothing brings up fond memories than Bane making Batman more of a physical wreck, sending him to a distant prison, and taking over Gotham City. And yes, I remember this because I’ve seen the movie twice.

67. Now you can save the Gotham City stables with your very own Batman and Robin My Little Pony.

Yes, they actually have these. And we know that Batman is a rather masculine and menacing figure. Not someone you'd have on a little girl's toy.

Yes, they actually have these. And we know that Batman is a rather masculine and menacing figure. Not someone you’d have on a little girl’s toy.

68. Shoot disks for justice with your very own Infared Batman.

From Goliath: "At least the name of this one sounds useful. Maybe Batman is using infrared technology so he can see bad guys better in the dark, or perhaps locate some far off alien homeworld that poses a threat to Earth. Nope. That would just make too much gosh darn sense. Which is why Infrared Batman is a pile of red and orange plastic that shoots so-called “photon disks” out of some sort of giant garbage can that sits atop his head. Justice never looked so good."

From Goliath: “At least the name of this one sounds useful. Maybe Batman is using infrared technology so he can see bad guys better in the dark, or perhaps locate some far off alien homeworld that poses a threat to Earth. Nope. That would just make too much gosh darn sense. Which is why Infrared Batman is a pile of red and orange plastic that shoots so-called “photon disks” out of some sort of giant garbage can that sits atop his head. Justice never looked so good.”

69. When it comes to glow in the dark armor, Neon Batman thinks it’s good protection.

From Goliath: " Neon Armor Batman is nothing more or less than the name implies. A Batman that glows neon green—presumably a remnant from Bruce Wayne’s days as a hardcore raver."

From Goliath: ” Neon Armor Batman is nothing more or less than the name implies. A Batman that glows neon green—presumably a remnant from Bruce Wayne’s days as a hardcore raver.”

70. When you’re fed up with all the crime in Gotham City, perhaps you can go with Total Destruction Batman.

From Goliath: "Sure, Batman has a lot of heavy gear hanging around the Batcave. There’s the Batmobile, the Batwing, the Batcycle, that powered exo-suit he used to beat up Superman. Those are ultimately all non-lethal contraptions that increase his crime fighting power and help him subdue baddies without killing them. Batman doesn’t use guns. That’s always been his style. But apparently the people who made Total Destruction Batman didn’t get the memo, because they figured Bruce Wayne is totally cool with using a massive chaingun and shoulder-mounted missiles to blow away anyone who even thinks about committing crime."

From Goliath: “Sure, Batman has a lot of heavy gear hanging around the Batcave. There’s the Batmobile, the Batwing, the Batcycle, that powered exo-suit he used to beat up Superman. Those are ultimately all non-lethal contraptions that increase his crime fighting power and help him subdue baddies without killing them. Batman doesn’t use guns. That’s always been his style. But apparently the people who made Total Destruction Batman didn’t get the memo, because they figured Bruce Wayne is totally cool with using a massive chaingun and shoulder-mounted missiles to blow away anyone who even thinks about committing crime.”

71. For computer problems, call on Anti-Virus Bruce Wayne.

From Goliath: "When Norton Antivirus just isn’t enough, you need to pick up the Bat-phone and call Anti Virus Bruce Wayne. This guy knows how to handle malware. First, he’s got that awesome flame hula-hoop he must use to provocatively gyrate away any unwanted ads or e-mail spam. Next, he’s got some kind of translucent yellow armor that he probably uses to interface with your hard drive and check it for corrupt code. And finally, one can only assume that giant backpack he’s wearing houses his impressive Bat-Computer—tricked out with an Intel Pentium III processor, 128MB of RAM, and Sound Blaster Live! Cyber-criminals beware. Your days are numbered."

From Goliath: “When Norton Antivirus just isn’t enough, you need to pick up the Bat-phone and call Anti Virus Bruce Wayne. This guy knows how to handle malware. First, he’s got that awesome flame hula-hoop he must use to provocatively gyrate away any unwanted ads or e-mail spam. Next, he’s got some kind of translucent yellow armor that he probably uses to interface with your hard drive and check it for corrupt code. And finally, one can only assume that giant backpack he’s wearing houses his impressive Bat-Computer—tricked out with an Intel Pentium III processor, 128MB of RAM, and Sound Blaster Live! Cyber-criminals beware. Your days are numbered.”

72. Those who think Batman and Robin make a lame superhero duo might enjoy Batman and Axe Rhino.

From Goliath: "It finally happened. They ran out of things they could make out of bats so they just said “Hey, let’s start using rhinoceroses instead.” That has to be the only logical explanation for this toy that features some bizarre Medieval-looking armor and a robotic rhino that carries an axe embedded in his head. Because when a robotic rhino isn’t enough, you need a robotic Axe Rhino."

From Goliath: “It finally happened. They ran out of things they could make out of bats so they just said “Hey, let’s start using rhinoceroses instead.” That has to be the only logical explanation for this toy that features some bizarre Medieval-looking armor and a robotic rhino that carries an axe embedded in his head. Because when a robotic rhino isn’t enough, you need a robotic Axe Rhino.”

73. General Zod is never without his demolition handles.

Yes, Zod gets his own bulldozer demolition tongs. And it seems like he's too small to handle them. Also, has a strange look in his face.

Yes, Zod gets his own bulldozer demolition tongs. And it seems like he’s too small to handle them. Also, has a strange look in his face.

74. Set the mood in your room with your very own Batman lava lamp.

For some reason, I don't see Batman as the kind of guy who'd own a lava lamp. Not sure why. Then again, I don't think about such things much.

For some reason, I don’t see Batman as the kind of guy who’d own a lava lamp. Not sure why. Then again, I don’t think about such things much.

75. Superman can never be without his own armor and weapon before going into combat on Krypton.

Okay, there are some things wrong with this. First, Superman doesn't really need armor or weapons since he basically nearly destroyed the city with his powers. Second, his armor and weaponry are almost medieval. Third, wasn't Krypton destroyed when he was a baby?

Okay, there are some things wrong with this. First, Superman doesn’t really need armor or weapons since he basically nearly destroyed the city with his powers. Second, his armor and weaponry are almost medieval. Third, wasn’t Krypton destroyed when he was a baby?

76. If you liked General Zod’s spacecraft, this Man of Steel Flight Speeder Sky Slam Toy Launcher is for you.

And it seems that one of Zod's crew has been expelled from that craft. Not sure how to feel about that. Also, it's kind of ugly.

And it seems that one of Zod’s crew has been expelled from that craft. Not sure how to feel about that. Also, it’s kind of ugly.

77. Step out in Gotham City with these Batman high heeled shoes.

Again, with the high heeled shoes. And it seems that these heels are rather small. So I don't think they're very practical.

Again, with the high heeled shoes. And it seems that these heels are rather small. So I don’t think they’re very practical.

78. For the Batman lover in your life, this fountain pen set makes a great gift.

Maybe for Secret Santa at work. Otherwise, it's the kind of gift that says, "I knew you liked Batman and I didn't know what to give you. So I just stopped by and picked up a set like this at Big Lots."

Maybe for Secret Santa at work. Otherwise, it’s the kind of gift that says, “I knew you liked Batman and I didn’t know what to give you. So I just stopped by and picked up a set like this at Big Lots.”

79. Get the big guns out with this Tank Blaster Batman.

Uh, did anyone who designed this toy get the idea that Batman abhors killing and guns. Violence that would send someone to the emergency room. But not something like this.

Uh, did anyone who designed this toy get the idea that Batman abhors killing and guns. Violence that would send someone to the emergency room. But not something like this.

80. For extra protection in Gotham City go with Fractal Armor Batman.

Uh, is it just me or does it seem like Batman is being assimilated by the Borg. Quick, somebody get the Starfleet Enterprise pronto.

Uh, is it just me or does it seem like Batman is being assimilated by the Borg. Quick, somebody get the Starfleet Enterprise pronto.

81. Wake up in the morning with some Nite Owl Coffee.

By the way, Nite Owl is a character from Watchmen. However, most people take their coffee in the morning. So I guess this should be called "Morning Owl Coffee" right?

By the way, Nite Owl is a character from Watchmen. However, most people take their coffee in the morning. So I guess this should be called “Morning Owl Coffee” right?

82. When the Batmobile isn’t enough Gotham can call on Batman and Cyberex.

Now this is crazy. Seriously, this has Batman shooting missiles from a robotic dinosaur. And we know Batman doesn't care for lethal weapons. So why does this exist?

Now this is crazy. Seriously, this has Batman shooting missiles from a robotic dinosaur. And we know Batman doesn’t care for lethal weapons. So why does this exist?

83. Adorn yourself with these Superman Tunnel Plugs.

These are for piercings. Still, I think they're kind of super stupid if you ask my opinion.

These are for piercings. Still, I think they’re kind of super stupid if you ask my opinion.

84. When you get up in the morning, munch on some Batman pop tarts.

This was for promoting Batman & Robin which is an embarrassment in the Batman franchise and George Clooney's career. Still, you're bound to enjoy these sugar tarts filled with artificial flavors.

This was for promoting Batman & Robin which is an embarrassment in the Batman franchise and George Clooney’s career. Still, you’re bound to enjoy these sugar tarts filled with artificial flavors.

85. Keep your money safe in this Batman piggy bank.

Available at Wal Mart. Still, not sure if it's fitting for Batman to have a cute piggy bank like this.

Available at Wal Mart. Still, not sure if it’s fitting for Batman to have a cute piggy bank like this.

86. Now the Caped Crusader could fight crime after dark as Night Hunter Batman.

Okay, this looks kind of a tech monster. Also, doesn't Batman fight criminals at night without all this crap on him.

Okay, this looks kind of a tech monster. Also, doesn’t Batman fight criminals at night without all this crap on him.

87. Nothing makes a better ride for the streets of Gotham City than a Batmobile Mini.

Actually Minis are terrible cars. Besides, I can't see Batman driving this. It's also quite ugly.

Actually Minis are terrible cars. Besides, I can’t see Batman driving this. It’s also quite ugly.

88. Stop the bad guys in Gotham City with this toy Batman gun.

Uh, is it just me or do some of these toy designers tend to forget that Batman loathes guns. He kind of goes by, "l'll beat em' up, but I won't kill em.'"

Uh, is it just me or do some of these toy designers tend to forget that Batman loathes guns? He kind of goes by, “l’ll beat em’ up, but I won’t kill em.'”

89. For a more futuristic weapon, you have a Batman ray gun.

Not sure what to make about this. Maybe as long as you set it to stun. But then again, you should know what they say about Batman.

Not sure what to make about this. Maybe as long as you set it to stun. But then again, you should know what they say about Batman.

90. Make your car interior like the Batmobile with these Batman seat covers.

If you want this, make sure that you own the car. Otherwise, people might not be happy about having their seats covered with these.

If you want this, make sure that you own the car. Otherwise, people might not be happy about having their seats covered with these.

91. Now you can help the Flash work out on his cosmic treadmill.

Uh, does the Flash really need a treadmill? Seriously, he moves about as fast as the speed of light. What kind of treadmill can do that?

Uh, does the Flash really need a treadmill? Seriously, he moves about as fast as the speed of light. What kind of treadmill can do that?

92. Perhaps you can play a game of cards with this DC Comics Villain poker set.

After all, DC Comics is well known for its compelling villains. The Batman ones are especially vile, particularly the Joker. Bane is not far behind.

After all, DC Comics is well known for its compelling villains. The Batman ones are especially vile, particularly the Joker. Bane is not far behind.

93. Scan over Gotham City with this RC Flying Batman.

Not sure if it's fun. However, I'm even less sure if it's even safe for kids. I mean those propellers might hurt somebody.

Not sure if it’s fun. However, I’m even less sure if it’s even safe for kids. I mean those propellers might hurt somebody.

94. This Batman Pistol will help you fight crime in Gotham.

For love of God, why the hell are there so many Batman guns? For God's sake, Batman's known for hating them. Why don't these manufacturers get a clue?

For love of God, why the hell are there so many Batman guns? For God’s sake, Batman’s known for hating them. Why don’t these manufacturers get a clue?

95. If you liked The Dark Knight Rises, then you’ll like this Hines Ward figurine.

Yes, I know what you're thinking. What does Hines Ward have to do with Batman? Well, he was in The Dark Knight Rises for God's sake. Sure he wasn't in it long. But they filmed the stadium explosion at Hines Field.

Yes, I know what you’re thinking. What does Hines Ward have to do with Batman? Well, he was in The Dark Knight Rises for God’s sake. Sure he wasn’t in it long. But they filmed the stadium explosion at Heinz Field.

96. If you like the Dark Knight Trilogy, then you’ll like this lovely keepsake statue.

Because nothing is more family friendly than seeing Batman beating the crap out of the Joker. Then again, the Joker is a homicidal maniac who kind of deserves to be punched in the face.

Because nothing is more family friendly than seeing Batman beating the crap out of the Joker. Then again, the Joker is a homicidal maniac who kind of deserves to be punched in the face.

97. If you love Batman and Superman, perhaps you might want to commemorate the occasion with a Batman vs. Superman keepsake statue.

Because nothing exemplifies togetherness like Batman and Superman going at it. Nevertheless, they ought to know better and just make up. For the good of humanity.

Because nothing exemplifies togetherness like Batman and Superman going at it. Nevertheless, they ought to know better and just make up. For the good of humanity.

98. Nothing is faster than having Superman on a motorcycle.

Uh, isn't Superman supposed to be faster than a speeding bullet? So why the hell would he need a motorcycle? Also, why does Wonder Woman have red hair?

Uh, isn’t Superman supposed to be faster than a speeding bullet? So why the hell would he need a motorcycle? Also, why does Wonder Woman have red hair?

99. Help Superman travel to the scene with this Man of Steel U Command Motorcycle.

For God's sake, Superman can fly to the scene if there's a villain in town. He doesn't need a motorcycle outside Krypton. Seriously, who the hell designs these things?

For God’s sake, Superman can fly to the scene if there’s a villain in town. He doesn’t need a motorcycle outside Krypton. Seriously, who the hell designs these things?

100. Crime doesn’t stand a chance with Neural Claw Batman.

Other than as a Halloween costume, I'm not sure how he could use the claw hands behind his wings. Also, I think whoever designed this was on acid at the time.

Other than as a Halloween costume, I’m not sure how he could use the claw hands behind his wings. Also, I think whoever designed this was on acid at the time.

Dress for Justice in These Super DC Comics Costumes

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In recent years, comic book movies have dominated the box office over the summer months. After all, these usually tend to feature superheroes whom so many people grow up with. And since the Hollywood tends to think that teenage boys and young men are the pickiest demographic, they usually cater to them. Because if a boy likes Batman, he’ll tend to love Batman forever. However, this doesn’t mean you’d want Batman to date your daughter since this is the kind of guy who needs serious psychiatric counseling. Nevertheless, these tight wearing caped vigilantes that have a penchant for widespread destruction tend to be beloved by so many people with each generation. And even if these movies sucked due to replacing a great story with great visual effects and wall to wall action sequences, then there are people who are probably going to see it, but the tie-in merchandise, and get the DVD when the time comes. Because even when the cash cow doesn’t score with critics, these movies have reliable fanbases. And if you have that, Hollywood couldn’t care less on the quality. Still, when it comes to comic book superhero movies, the field tends to be dominated by DC and Marvel Comics.Batman-The-Dark-Knight-Wallpaper-70xcP

Since its inception in 1934, DC Comics is one of the largest and most successful companies operating in American comic books. Its current name is derived from Detective Comics which was an anthology series of theirs in the 1930s, which was responsible for the introduction of Batman in their #27 issue that came out in May 1939 causing a sensation. Not to mention, earlier DC had operated under the title of Action Comics which in June 1938 introduced Superman, one of the first superheroes which proved to be a sales hit. Since then, DC has introduced other superheroes such as Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Flash, Green Lantern, Shazam, Hawkman, and Green Arrow. It also features teams as the Justice League, the Justice Society of America, and the Teen Titans. Not to mention villains like the Joker, Catwoman, Ra’s al Ghul, Darkseid, Lex Luthor, Deathstroke, Sinestro, Black Adam, and Brainiac. Today it’s owned by Time Warner which explains why its movies are produced by Warner Brothers these days. And on March 25 of this year, Warner Brothers will release Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice, a movie I’m not really excited about for 3 reasons. First, it has Ben Affleck as Batman and I’m not sure whether to accept him as a worthy substitute after Christian Bale played him in The Dark Knight Trilogy. To me, Christian Bale will always be Batman and I don’t think Affleck could ever measure up to his acting ability. And I’d probably be more willing to see the film if it was Bale playing Batman instead. Second, despite Henry Cavill being a nice looking guy, I didn’t care for Man of Steel since it involved Superman nearly destroying his hometown and an entire city in a way that would make Hiroshima seem like school science lab explosion. Sure he was fighting General Zod and his cronies as well as trying to save the world. But still, this guy let thousands of innocent people die. Third, I’m expecting that a lot of sequences will be filled with long action sequences that aren’t really my thing. I know people enjoy that. But I think Hollywood should take it down a notch. I mean the reason why The Dark Knight Trilogy was so good on screen wasn’t due to the action sequences, it’s because the series is about a seriously messed up billionaire who turns to masked vigilantism to fight these incredibly dangerous villains despite possibly hurting everyone he loves in the process. It was about the relationships, dammit which gave great depth to Batman’s character. And that’s why people like it as well as like Batman.

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Now since superheroes are very popular, it’s not unusual for people to attend conventions dressed as their beloved characters. In fact, it’s quite common, especially for cosplays. Sure they may be plenty of superhero costumes you can buy at a store or online. But at events such as Comic Con, many of the fans usually make their own. And some even bring their families. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of people dressed as their costumed capers from the DCU. Still, since my familiarity pertaining to the DCU usually extends to Batman, expect a lot of Batman. Also, I had to do a lot of research on Wikipedia for many of these characters since they’re not very familiar to me.

  1. All the way from Earth-2, say hello to Superman’s cousin from an alternative universe, Power Girl.
Super abilities include super strength, flight, heat vision, and significant cleavage. However, she refuses to be acknowledged as a derivative to Superman since she's her own woman.

Super abilities include super strength, flight, heat vision, and significant cleavage. However, she refuses to be acknowledged as a derivative to Superman since she’s her own woman.

2. Harley Quinn tends to see herself as Daddy’s Lil’ Monster.

Harley Quinn is frequently seen as the sidekick and lover of the Joker. She's said to start out as a shrink who fell hopelessly in love with him. What she saw in him, I don't know.

Harley Quinn is frequently seen as the sidekick and lover of the Joker. She’s said to start out as a shrink who fell hopelessly in love with him. What she saw in him, I don’t know.

3. There’s no one who could fight better in fishnet stockings than the Black Canary.

Along with Wonder Woman, Black Canary is one of DC's earliest super heroines and is the partner of Green Arrow. Still, that doesn't stop her from having a name you'd give to a film noir prostitute.

Along with Wonder Woman, Black Canary is one of DC’s earliest super heroines and is the partner of Green Arrow. Still, that doesn’t stop her from having a name you’d give to a film noir prostitute.

4. Looks like Wonder Woman got some sleek new body armor.

Well, she seems more protected than the guys from 300. But how do you expect her to protect her upper arms and thighs?

Well, she seems more protected than the guys from 300. But how do you expect her to protect her upper arms and thighs?

5. When it comes to Batman, no femme fatale love interest is more famous than Catwoman.

Let's just say Catwoman is the woman Batman can't seem to get enough of even though she's not the best person for him. Still, she's has a penchant for stealing jewelry while dressed as a cat.

Let’s just say Catwoman is the woman Batman can’t seem to get enough of even though she’s not the best person for him. Still, she’s has a penchant for stealing jewelry while dressed as a cat.

6. Seems like Batwoman is coming up to bat.

Batwoman is supposed to be an heiress who was inspired to imitate Batman. This is her in a woman's baseball uniform.

Batwoman is supposed to be an heiress who was inspired to imitate Batman. This is her in a woman’s baseball uniform.

7. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No, it’s Super Baby.

I'm sure having a Kryptonian baby around would be a parental nightmare. Still, this is adorable.

I’m sure having a Kryptonian baby around would be a parental nightmare. Still, this is adorable.

8. Apparently, Wonder Woman decided to have a go at being a pin up.

This is a more familiar Wonder Woman. But this time she's wearing a star spangled skirt.

This is a more familiar Wonder Woman. But this time she’s wearing a star spangled skirt.

9. Seems like this Poison Ivy is straight out of the 19th century.

Some Steampunk incarnations will be featured on this post. This one is of Poison Ivy from Batman.

Some Steampunk incarnations will be featured on this post. This one is of Poison Ivy from Batman.

10. Think the Green Arrow should check his aim.

Because I hope he doesn't shoot anyone's eye out. Still, he seems to be a cross between Robin Hood and Zorro.

Because I hope he doesn’t shoot anyone’s eye out. Still, he seems to be a cross between Robin Hood and Zorro.

11. Seems like Batman got some silver plate armor.

Not sure if it goes with that outfit. But he certainly looks like a badass as always.

Not sure if it goes with that outfit. But he certainly looks like a badass as always.

12. In the 19th century, Robin the Boy Wonder has got a gun.

This is Steampunk Robin. While his modern counterpart wears a cape and tights, he goes with a red shirt, coat, and goggles.

This is Steampunk Robin. While his modern counterpart wears a cape and tights, he goes with a red shirt, coat, and goggles.

13. For loveable demon children, you can’t resist Raven.

She's said to be an empath who can teleport and control her "soul self"which can fight physically as well as act as her eyes and ears. Though good, her powers don't seem to make sense to me.

She’s said to be an empath who can teleport and control her “soul self”which can fight physically as well as act as her eyes and ears. Though good, her powers don’t seem to make sense to me.

14. Guess Harley Quinn has been a very naughty girl.

Apparently, she' been arrested in Gotham City. However, as we all know, Gotham's prisons are basically made out of cardboard as far as we know.

Apparently, she’ been arrested in Gotham City. However, as we all know, Gotham’s prisons are basically made out of cardboard as far as we know.

15. When a critters in need, the bunny wonder will be there.

Yes, this is a Robin Rabbit. Sure it's adorable. But it has a weakness for veggies.

Yes, this is a Robin Rabbit. Sure it’s adorable. But it has a weakness for garden veggies.

16. Looks like this girl is bound to be a little wonder.

Yes, she's a little Wonder Woman all right. And she's so cute in her starry skirt.

Yes, she’s a little Wonder Woman all right. And she’s so cute in her starry skirt.

17. As the first spin-off of a major superhero, Mary Marvel is simply stunning.

She's a spin-off of Captain Marvel or Shazam. She predates Supergirl by more than a decade.

She’s a spin-off of Captain Marvel or Shazam. She predates Supergirl by more than a decade. Costume isn’t a female version of the Flash.

18. Apparently, the DC superheroes are all just hanging out on the steps.

I don't know many of these heroes' names. Because I'm not as familiar with the DCU as stuff like Star Wars, Hunger Games, or Harry Potter.

I don’t know many of these heroes’ names. Because I’m not as familiar with the DCU as stuff like Star Wars, Hunger Games, or Harry Potter.

19. He may not be one of the scariest villains of Gotham City, but the Scarecrow is quite frightening.

Yes, the Scarecrow is quite scary at Gotham City. And most scarecrows usually aren't.

Yes, the Scarecrow is quite scary at Gotham City. And most scarecrows usually aren’t.

20. Wonder Woman always aims to do her part to help the war effort.

Well, World War II effort anyway. And she's armed with 2 golden guns in her hands.

Well, World War II effort anyway. And she’s armed with 2 golden guns in her hands.

21. When it comes to fighting crime, the Green Arrow and Black Canary do it together.

Actually, the two had only been professionally romantically involved since the 1960s. But they eventually married. However, in the Golden Age of Comics, the Black Canary was married to a detective named Larry Lance.

Actually, the two had only been professionally romantically involved since the 1960s. But they eventually married. However, in the Golden Age of Comics, the Black Canary was married to a detective named Larry Lance.

22. Now on CBS a new TV series called Supergirl.

Supergirl is said to be Superman's cousin. And yes, she's blond. However, my dad said he watched the show and it sucks.

Supergirl is said to be Superman’s cousin. And yes, she’s blond. However, my dad said he watched the show and it sucks.

23. Introducing the amazing Zatanna.

She's a superhero who also happens to be a magician. She's one of the most powerful sorceresses in the DC universe. And no, she didn't model for Playboy.

She’s a superhero who also happens to be a magician. She’s one of the most powerful sorceresses in the DC universe. And no, she didn’t model for Playboy.

24. When Bruce Wayne becomes too old to be the Batman, then Terry McGinnis takes the fold.

This was a WB cartoon that explored the darker aspects of Bruce Wayne. it's also the first one to feature Batman as a teenager. Still, you can't depict Bruce as a teen.

This was a WB cartoon that explored the darker aspects of Bruce Wayne. it’s also the first one to feature Batman as a teenager. Still, you can’t depict Bruce as a teen.

25. Seems like these two are super hellions to me.

These two are dressed like the Joker and Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad. Nevertheless, since the upcoming film is certainly rated R, it's pretty disturbing.

These two are dressed like the Joker and Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad. Nevertheless, since the upcoming film is certainly rated R, it’s pretty disturbing how these kids are dressed.

26. Despite how he dresses, Robin is much tougher than he looks.

You have to wonder how someone thought designing Robin's outfit like this was a good idea. Because people tend to make fun of it. Then again, Robin is supposed to be a teenager.

You have to wonder how someone thought designing Robin’s outfit like this was a good idea. Because people tend to make fun of it. Then again, Robin is supposed to be a teenager.

27. Harvey Dent was once the White Knight of Gotham, until he went nuts and became Two-Face.

He's said to be able to bring upon good or evil based on the flip of a coin. Yes, having half your face dumped with acid could really mess you up.

He’s said to be able to bring upon good or evil based on the flip of a coin. Yes, having half your face dumped with acid could really mess you up.

28. When it comes to Wonder Woman’s costume, some of her outfits show more skin than others.

This is one of the more skimpier Wonder Woman costumes. I guess this is her bikini outfit.

This is one of the more skimpier Wonder Woman costumes. I guess this is her bikini outfit.

29. In situations regarding hand to hand combat, Wonder Woman can certainly take a beating.

Well, Wonder Woman isn't completely invulnerable. So it kind of makes sense that she might have bruises every once in awhile.

Well, Wonder Woman isn’t completely invulnerable. So it kind of makes sense that she might have bruises every once in awhile.

30. Guess these nurses aren’t known for their bedside manner.

If I saw nurses like the Joker and Harley Quinn at a real hospital, I'd freak out. Fortunately they're just 2 fans at a comic convention.

If I saw nurses like the Joker and Harley Quinn at a real hospital, I’d freak out. Fortunately they’re just 2 fans at a comic convention.

31. Batman isn’t the only superhero who wears black in Gotham City.

This is Huntress. Sure this incarnation is her as a superhero. But it's one shared by 2 different characters in the DCU.

This is Huntress. Sure this incarnation is her as a superhero. But it’s one shared by 2 different characters in the DCU.

32. Not sure if Batman should take on a sidekick that young.

It's fair to say that these two are father and son who seem about to fight crime together. Still, it's adorable.

It’s fair to say that these two are father and son who seem about to fight crime together. Still, it’s adorable.

33. “Why so serious?”

Well, we all had to be young once. Even Heath Ledger's Joker. God knows what he'd be like on the playground.

Well, we all had to be young once. Even Heath Ledger’s Joker. God knows what he’d be like on the playground.

34. Sometimes Harley Quinn tends to think that less is more.

Sometimes I wonder if the female superheroes and villains could get together and ask themselves why their outfits are designed to cater to adolescent boys. Because a lot of them have outfits that are so skimpy like this.

Sometimes I wonder if the female superheroes and villains could get together and ask themselves why their outfits are designed to cater to adolescent boys. Because a lot of them have outfits that are so skimpy like this.

35. For a female assistant who kicks but in Gotham City, one might want to turn to Batgirl.

The most famous Batgirl is Barbara Gordon who's the daughter of Gotham's police commissioner. She's also known for her smarts.

The most famous Batgirl is Barbara Gordon who’s the daughter of Gotham’s police commissioner. She’s also known for her smarts.

36. Lanterns assemble!

The Green Lantern is said fight evil with the aid of rings that grant them a variety of extraordinary powers. However, I really don't understand this superhero franchise.

The Green Lantern is said fight evil with the aid of rings that grant them a variety of extraordinary powers. However, I really don’t understand this superhero franchise.

37. Even on a clear day, Static Shock can still make a spark.

Static was created by Milestone Comics (which is owned by DC) as a contemporary version of Spiderman. His civilian identity was derived from a black man who was denied entry into the University of Florida's School of Law in 1949.

Static was created by Milestone Comics (an imprint of DC) as a contemporary version of Spiderman. His civilian identity was derived from a black man who was denied entry into the University of Florida’s School of Law in 1949.

38. Apparently, Robin is said to work out at the gym in costume as well.

This was Joe Gordon Levitt dressed as Robin. He was in The Dark Knight Rises as a cop at the time.

This was Joe Gordon Levitt dressed as Robin. He was in The Dark Knight Rises as a cop at the time.

39. While growing up, there was always that one girl who wanted to be Princess Batman.

C'mon, what can be more cooler than wearing gorgeous dresses as well as striking fear into Gotham's criminals? This is awesome. Seriously, it doesn't get better than this.

C’mon, what can be more cooler than wearing gorgeous dresses as well as striking fear into Gotham’s criminals? This is awesome. Seriously, it doesn’t get better than this.

40. Don’t look now, but here comes the Bat Cat.

Bat Cat doesn't play nice with unlawful mice like the Joker Rat. Gotham critters, you have been warned.

Bat Cat doesn’t play nice with unlawful mice like the Joker Rat. Gotham critters, you have been warned.

41. Poison Ivy can always blend into her surroundings.

In DC comics she's known to be a notorious eco terrorist of Gotham City. She is one of the few members of Batman's Rogue's Gallery to have anything close to superpowers.

In DC comics she’s known to be a notorious eco terrorist of Gotham City. She is one of the few members of Batman’s Rogue’s Gallery to have anything close to superpowers.

42. I have a feeling that we’ve seen this Wonder Woman before.

Hey, that's Jennifer Lawerence, best known as Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games. She also played Mystique in the X-Men series as well.

Hey, that’s Jennifer Lawerence, best known as Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games. She also played Mystique in the X-Men series as well.

43. When out and about, Catwoman always has to bring her kittens along.

Yes, Catwoman sure loves her little ones with her. Let's hope she hasn't taken up stealing jewelry again. So cute.

Yes, Catwoman sure loves her little ones with her. Sure she might steal jewelry but that doesn’t mean she’s a terrible mom.

44. When there’s trouble afoot it’s up to Super Horse to save the day.

Yes, this is a horse in a Superman costume. Don't ask me how they got the horse into it.

Yes, this is a horse in a Superman costume. Don’t ask me how they got the horse into it.

45. “Excuse me, but can you show me to the nearest phone booth?”

I'm sorry, Clark, but nobody uses phone booths to call people anymore. Also, how in the hell does anyone in Metropolis not know you're Superman? I mean a pair of glasses isn't a convincing disguise.

I’m sorry, Clark, but nobody uses phone booths to call people anymore. Also, how in the hell does anyone in Metropolis not know you’re Superman? I mean a pair of glasses isn’t a convincing disguise.

46. For fighting under the sea, you can’t do better than Aquaman.

I'm not very familiar with Aquaman either. Still, he's said to be adapted to surviving in the sea and communicate with marine life.

I’m not very familiar with Aquaman either. Still, he’s said to be adapted to surviving in the sea and communicate with marine life.

47. It’s said a baby robin is a sign of spring.

Well, maybe not that kind of baby robin. But this Robin is so adorable that you don't care.

Well, maybe not that kind of baby robin. But this Robin is so adorable that you don’t care.

48. Seems like Raven is deep seated in meditation.

This is her in the Teen Titans cartoon costume. There's picture of her in Wikipedia in this kind of pose as well.

This is her in the Teen Titans cartoon costume. There’s picture of her in Wikipedia in this kind of pose as well.

49. Starfire is said to be the kind of lady superhero who’s out of this world.

Okay, her outfit seems to make Wonder Woman seem modest by comparison. Still, she's said to be an alien princess who fled to earth.

Okay, her outfit seems to make Wonder Woman seem modest by comparison. Still, she’s said to be an alien princess who fled to earth.

50. Looks like it’s a job for Batdog and Robin to the rescue.

Yes, these are dogs dressed as Batman and Robin. Still, shouldn't the Scottie be the Batman. Because Batman is the Dark Knight.

Yes, these are dogs dressed as Batman and Robin. Still, shouldn’t the Scottie be the Batman. Because Batman is the Dark Knight.

51. When out and about, Poison Ivy likes to dress with nature.

Of course, many of these leaves are probably made from plastic. And being the staunch environmentalist she is, Poison Ivy would hate that.

Of course, many of these leaves are probably made from plastic. And being the staunch environmentalist she is, Poison Ivy would hate that.

52. I’m afraid we’re being beset by a very dangerous prisoner on the premises.

I guess this is a cosplay of Heath Ledger's Joker. Let's just say he's a nightmare for correctional staff.

I guess this is a cosplay of Heath Ledger’s Joker. Let’s just say he’s a nightmare for correctional staff.

53. Finally, a Green Lantern who lives up to his name.

Because this guy has a green lantern. And yes, this is a Steampunk version.

Because this guy has a green lantern. And yes, this is a Steampunk version.

54. As a Teen Titan, Jinx thinks she’s pretty in pink.

Well, pink hair as far as the Teen Titans cartoon goes. Still, earlier comics tend to depict her very differently.

Well, pink hair as far as the Teen Titans cartoon goes. Still, earlier comics tend to depict her very differently.

55. Since Robin is a teenage superhero, Dick Grayson would soon assume a new identity as Nightwing.

Because Dick Grayson can't be Robin forever and needs a new ID when he turns 18. At least his adult superhero ID comes with a better costume.

Because Dick Grayson can’t be Robin forever and needs a new ID when he turns 18. At least his adult superhero ID comes with a better costume.

56. Seems like Batman and Catwoman make a rather adorable couple.

These seem like great costumes. But these two tend to be in what's called a love-hate relationship.

These seem like great costumes. But these two tend to be in what’s called a love-hate relationship.

57. Harley Quinn is said to be rather handy with a hammer.

No, you don't want to mess with this clown. Because she's known to be very violent and dangerous.

No, you don’t want to mess with this clown. Because she’s known to be very violent and dangerous.

58. Who says that Wonder Woman can’t appear more ladylike?

I guess this is Wonder Woman's 50's housewife outfit. She may seem like a lovely woman. But if she sees you breaking into a neighbor's house, you're going to get it.

I guess this is Wonder Woman’s 50’s housewife outfit. She may seem like a lovely woman. But if she sees you breaking into a neighbor’s house, you’re going to get it.

59. He’s nobody remarkable. Just your neighborhood superhero.

It's widely said in Metropolis that he bears an uncanny resemblance to Daily Planet reporter Clark Kent. Hell, it's even been speculated that the two are the same person.

It’s widely said in Metropolis that he bears an uncanny resemblance to Daily Planet reporter Clark Kent. Hell, it’s even been speculated that the two are the same person.

60. In Gotham City, it’s best to watch out for the Penguin’s umbrella.

But he's very polite since he fancies himself as a "gentleman of crime." He also runs a nightclub called the Iceberg Lounge which Batman sometimes frequents to gain criminal underworld information.

But he’s very polite since he fancies himself as a “gentleman of crime.” He also runs a nightclub called the Iceberg Lounge which Batman sometimes frequents to gain criminal underworld information.

61. Hope Batman is smart enough to outwit this Riddler.

It's said the Riddler is a highly intelligent and smooth talking man with a host of personality disorders. He was also played by Jim Carrey in a movie.

It’s said the Riddler is a highly intelligent and smooth talking man with a host of personality disorders. He was also played by Jim Carrey in a movie.

62. Introducing Wonder Woman: Warrior Princess.

Well, she is said to be a princess of the Amazons. However, some of her comics depict the Greek gods way out of their true mythological nature.

Well, she is said to be a princess of the Amazons. However, some of her comics depict the Greek gods way out of their true mythological nature.

63. Seems like Starfire has covered up nicely.