Marvel Comics Christmas United Guardians of the Galaxy

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And so I get to the last Merry Geekmas installment with Marvel Comics. Or as you know, it’s the franchise that brought you the Avengers, Stan Lee, Daredevil, Spider Man, the Fantastic Four, the X-Men, Dr. Strange, Deadpool, Wolverine, and Guardians of the Galaxy. I mean look at the look at the image above and see for yourself. This year was great for Marvel movies like Deadpool, Captain America: Civil War, Doctor Strange, and X-Men: Apocalypse. Of course, like DC Comics, Marvel also had special Christmas issues as well. Because you can’t forget the holidays as a major comic book franchise. And let’s just say, while DC is better known for Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman, Marvel has much more variety in their merchandising. Their movies are also more entertaining though DC beats them in the villain department by  a large margin since their best ones tend to be Loki as well as Magneto and his people. After all, Batman villains tend to be very iconic and scary. Nevertheless, for your reading pleasure, I give you an assortment of ideas and things that will inspire you to have a merry Marvel Christmas Stan Lee could be proud of.

  1. No patriotic Christmas is complete without these Captain America ornaments.
And yes, they mostly consist of his shield. But for any patriotic tree, this is a must have.

And yes, they mostly consist of his shield. But for any patriotic tree, this is a must have.

2. Keep yourself warm over the holidays with this Avengers tossle cap.

This one has Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, and the Hulk. If it comes with a scarf, keep both pieces assembled.

This one has Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, and the Hulk. If it comes with a scarf, keep both pieces assembled.

3. This Iron Man Christmas tree always makes your season bright.

It even has the heart that gives Iron Man his power to configure the suit. Still, I'm sure this will get Tony Stark's approval.

It even has the heart that gives Iron Man his power to configure the suit. Still, I’m sure this will get Tony Stark’s approval.

4. Be wary when Captain America points to what’s on your left.

Yeah, Captain America isn't wrong with that. Still, though he may be handsome, he's at least over 90 years old.

Yeah, Captain America isn’t wrong with that. Still, though he may be handsome, he’s at least over 90 years old.

5. Spider Tree, Spider Tree, can be whatever a Spider be.

Still, I think this Spider Man Christmas tree is missing something. I know, cobwebs. Because he's a web slinger.

Still, I think this Spider Man Christmas tree is missing something. I know, cobwebs. Because he’s a web slinger.

6. Seems like Iron Man has a present.

Seems like he's being nice this holiday season. Of course, this is only a plushie.

Seems like he’s being nice this holiday season. Of course, this is only a plushie.

7. Unfortunately, the Elves on the Shelves were no match for the Avengers.

And they did it without inflicting a lot of collateral damage in the process. Still, the Elf on the Shelf thing is incredibly creepy.

And they did it without inflicting a lot of collateral damage in the process. Still, the Elf on the Shelf thing is incredibly creepy.

8. Sorry, Twinkletums, but Spidey doesn’t care for the likes of you.

Because he just got caught in Spider Man's web. Great work, Spidey. The Elf on the Shelf needed to go.

Because he just got caught in Spider Man’s web. Great work, Spidey. The Elf on the Shelf needed to go.

9. An Avengers’ Christmas tree should be properly assembled.

It should also be blue with a Captain America shield on top. Hulk hands help as well.

It should also be blue with a Captain America shield on top. Hulk hands help as well.

10. Celebrate the season with this Deadpool Christmas sweater.

You'll see a few of these Deadpool sweaters on this post. This one is quite minimal compared to the others.

You’ll see a few of these Deadpool sweaters on this post. This one is quite minimal compared to the others.

11. This Wolverine stocking will surely be well hung.

I wonder if Hugh Jackman has a stocking like this at his fireplace. I wouldn't be surprised.

I wonder if Hugh Jackman has a stocking like this at his fireplace. I wouldn’t be surprised.

12. This Deadpool owl ornament is a genuine hoot on your tree.

You can tell since it has a Deadpool belt. Still, this is adorable.

You can tell since it has a Deadpool belt. Still, this is adorable.

13. Speaking of Deadpool, you can’t go without this polymer clay ornament of him.

He even has candy canes on the back instead of swords. Also like the Santa hat.

He even has candy canes on the back instead of swords. Also like the Santa hat.

14. Make your Christmas a patriotic one with this Captain America holiday sweater.

This one is black with red, white, and blue. And it features Cap's shield in the center.

This one is black with red, white, and blue. And it features Cap’s shield in the center.

15. Make Christmas wonderful with this Loki sweater.

So let me get this straight. Only in Marvel can a Norse god have his very own Christmas sweater. Is that right?

So let me get this straight. Only in Marvel can a Norse god have his very own Christmas sweater. Is that right?

16. Of course, not even Loki would disapprove of this Avengers Christmas tree.

This one includes masks as well as comic books. But it still has the Captain America shield on top.

This one includes masks as well as comic books. But it still has the Captain America shield on top.

17. Nothing makes you look like a badass on Christmas like this Deadpool sweater.

This one has Deadpool's face at the center. But it's in black and red as he'd prefer it.

This one has Deadpool’s face at the center. But it’s in black and red as he’d prefer it.

18. Spidey sits on top of a present.

For the record, they have a lot of these Spider Man Christmas inflatables. So expect more on this post.

For the record, they have a lot of these Spider Man Christmas inflatables. So expect more on this post.

19. Complete your patriotic Christmas tree with this Captain America tree skirt.

This one is in Captain America's shield as always. But it fits great on the tree from the looks of it.

This one is in Captain America’s shield as always. But it fits great on the tree from the looks of it.

20. For an Avengers Christmas, an Avengers holiday sweater is the proper thing to wear.

This one includes Captain America, the Hulk, Thor, and Iron Man. And Thor shows his long blond hair.

This one includes Captain America, the Hulk, Thor, and Iron Man. And Thor shows his long blond hair.

21. An Avengers Christmas tree must always be topped with Loki’s helmet.

Okay, Loki is actually an adversary of the Avengers. But you have to admit, it does look great on the tree.

Okay, Loki is actually an adversary of the Avengers. But you have to admit, it does look great on the tree.

22. Merry Christmas from the Elf Avengers.

This one has the Avengers and Loki in elf hats. Still, you have to admit that this is cute.

This one has the Avengers and Loki in elf hats. Still, you have to admit that this is cute.

23. Be sure to decorate your Groot this Christmas season.

Seems like Groot requires more lights on his cutout than the much smaller Christmas tree. Like the Rocket angel though.

Seems like Groot requires more lights on his cutout than the much smaller Christmas tree. Like the Rocket angel though.

24. Avenger owl ornaments assemble.

Yes, I have more owl ornaments on here. These are of Captain America, Loki, and Iron man. Still, they're a hoot.

Yes, I have more owl ornaments on here. These are of Captain America, Loki, and Iron man. Still, they’re a hoot.

25. Looks like Bruce Banner really doesn’t like to play Santa.

No wonder he just destroyed his Santa suit. But he's holding a present. Might want to stay away from this Hulk Santa.

No wonder he just destroyed his Santa suit. But he’s holding a present. Might want to stay away from this Hulk Santa.

26. Any little girl would dream of wearing this Spider Man dress this holiday season.

This one even features a Christmas tree as well as green sleeves and tights. So cute.

This one even features a Christmas tree as well as green sleeves and tights. So cute.

27. Captain America doesn’t have much tolerance for bad language.

Yeah, he tends to be quite clean cut among the rest. Yet, you should remember he grew up in the 1930s.

Yeah, he tends to be quite clean cut among the rest. Yet, you should remember he fought in WWII.

28. You can always string up this Spider Man crocheted stocking.

Even has the Spidey eyes and blue at the foot. Still, this is great.

Even has the Spidey eyes and blue at the foot. Still, this is great.

29. Iron Man always shines bright on top of the Christmas tree.

That's because part of Iron Man's suit glows. And that Tony Stark is a self-absorbed billionaire with major issues.

That’s because part of Iron Man’s suit glows. And that Tony Stark is a self-absorbed billionaire with major issues.

30. Make your Christmas green this year with this Incredible Hulk tree.

Even has green and purple ornaments to show for it. Yet, please hope you're not living with a Hulk when you do this. Because that would be bad.

Even has green and purple ornaments to show for it. Yet, please hope you’re not living with a Hulk when you do this. Because that would be bad.

31. Feel free to assemble your Christmas tree with these Avengers baubles.

Each one has a logo of each Avenger. Of course, the pool has expanded since these were made.

Each one has a logo of each Avenger. Of course, the pool has expanded since these were made.

32. Rock out this Christmas with this Guardians of the Galaxy holiday sweater.

This is well mixed with Christmas motifs as well as Guardians of the Galaxy stuff. Hope you can dance to the soundtrack.

This is well mixed with Christmas motifs as well as Guardians of the Galaxy stuff. Hope you can dance to the soundtrack.

33. At least a few of the Avengers get together to celebrate the season.

This inflatable has Captain America, the Hulk, And Iron Man. And they surround a large present. Guess they all pitched in to get something for Black Widow.

This inflatable has Captain America, the Hulk, And Iron Man. And they surround a large present. Guess they all pitched in to get something for Black Widow.

34. A Spider Man Christmas tree always has to contain some degree of well, web.

Now that's more like it. Helps that the tree is blue, too.

Now that’s more like it. Helps that the tree is blue, too.

35. Hope you delight in this Squirrel Girl Santa.

Squirrel Girl is a Marvel superheroine who originally appeared in the 1990s. She tends to be quite popular with her power being the ability to talk to squirrels. Yes, you read that right.

Squirrel Girl is a Marvel superheroine who originally appeared in the 1990s. She tends to be quite popular with her power being the ability to talk to squirrels. Yes, you read that right.

36. You might not want to snoop around Wolverine’s Christmas tree this season.

Because he doesn't like when you mess with it. Still, wonder how he decorates his tree when he has his claws out. Besides pruning it.

Because he doesn’t like when you mess with it. Still, wonder how he decorates his tree when he has his claws out. Besides pruning it.

37. This year, any bad guys have to watch out for Spidey Claus.

Now that's clever. Yeah, Spidey Claus isn't the kind of Santa you should mess with. If you don't want to be in a sticky bind afterwards.

Now that’s clever. Yeah, Spidey Claus isn’t the kind of Santa you should mess with. If you don’t want to be in a sticky bind afterwards.

38. Also, may your Christmas be webby and bright with this Spider Man holiday sweater.

Nevertheless, I have to wonder if Spider Man has his own Christmas sweater. And if he does, did he make it himself?

Nevertheless, I have to wonder if Spider Man has his own Christmas sweater. And if he does, did he make it himself?

39. This baby Groot tree ornament is hard to resist.

Just love how he's in the Santa hat and holds the lights. This is so cute.

Just love how he’s in the Santa hat and holds the lights. This is so cute.

40. You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout, I’m telling you why. Santa America is coming to town.

This is Captain America as Santa Claus. Notice how he has great abs and a red suit.

This is Captain America as Santa Claus. Notice how he has great abs and a red suit.

41. A Captain America Christmas tree should always have red ribbons around it.

Don't forget to put the shield on top, too. Also, include blue ornaments for a more patriotic flair.

Don’t forget to put the shield on top, too. Also, include blue ornaments for a more patriotic flair.

42. Spider Man climbs up on the house top to drop a few presents.

Another Spidey inflatable. Guess he's helping Santa delivering the gifts at homes he missed.

Another Spidey inflatable. Guess he’s helping Santa delivering the gifts at homes he missed.

43. You can always go with an Avengers tree of crafted ornaments.

This one even has a DIY shield on top. Yet, you can also include masks, too.

This one even has a DIY shield on top. Yet, you can also include masks, too.

44. Join in the festive holiday spirit with this Captain America Christmas sweater.

This one is light blue with patriotic designs. Just as Captain America intended.

This one is light blue with patriotic designs. Just as Captain America intended.

45. Hope you enjoy this Avengers assembled Christmas tree.

Well, this one has the Avengers assembled into one tree. And it's in the back of a jacket.

Well, this one has the Avengers assembled into one tree. And it’s in the back of a jacket.

46. Celebrate the season with your very own Christmas Hulk.

For nothing says Christmas like a giant angry green monster that causes destruction wherever he goes. I think you might want to reconsider.

For nothing says Christmas like a giant angry green monster that causes destruction wherever he goes. I think you might want to reconsider.

47. Nothing says a Merry Christmas like this Iron Man holiday sweater.

Has the heart of Iron Man's suit in the center. I'm sure Tony Stark would make these if he wanted to.

Has the heart of Iron Man’s suit in the center. I’m sure Tony Stark would make these if he wanted to.

48. I’m sure you can show your patriotism to Santa with this Captain America stocking.

This one has a star and stripes like Captain America's shield. Still, if there's anyone in the Avengers who should get something for Christmas, it's Cap.

This one has a star and stripes like Captain America’s shield. Still, if there’s anyone in the Avengers who should get something for Christmas, it’s Cap.

49. This Captain America shield tree topper will make your season bright.

It even lights up. I'm sure any Cap fan would treasure it on their tree.

It even lights up. I’m sure any Cap fan would treasure it on their tree.

50. An X-Men Christmas tree should always be topped with Phoenix Jean Grey.

This one also lights up a well. And it has Jean Grey in front of the phoenix to demonstrate her power.

This one also lights up a well. And it has Jean Grey in front of the phoenix to demonstrate her power.

51. How about a Deadpool stocking at your fireplace?

This one has Deadpool's face with black trim. I'm sure Deadpool would want this for his own fireplace this Christmas.

This one has Deadpool’s face with black trim. I’m sure Deadpool would want this for his own fireplace this Christmas.

52. Deadpool would like to wish you a Merry, Chri-oh, whatever.

Guess Deadpool would like to celebrate the season his own way. Still, this is quite clever.

Guess Deadpool would like to celebrate the season his own way. Still, this is quite clever.

53. Deadpool has just released his Christmas letter for 2015.

This is quite funny. In it, the talks about his Christmas and his sister getting married. He doesn't have high hopes for that relationship.

This is quite funny. In it, the talks about his Christmas and his sister getting married. He doesn’t have high hopes for that relationship.

54. Any Avenger at Christmas would ogle at these stockings.

Includes Spider Man, Captain America, Iron Man, and Thor. And each of them come with a plush figure.

Includes Spider Man, Captain America, Iron Man, and Thor. And each of them come with a plush figure.

55. An Avengers Christmas tree always has to come with all the trimmings.

This one has a lot of Avenger action figures and masks. Also, has a lot of other colors to make Christmas a festive occasion.

This one has a lot of Avenger action figures and masks. Also, has a lot of other colors to make Christmas a festive occasion.

56. I’m confident these Avengers ornaments will add a spark to your holiday season.

Each Avenger silhouette is in a respective color. And one includes the Avengers logo.

Each Avenger silhouette is in a respective color. And one includes the Avengers logo.

57. Spider Man does web design for a living.

But not in a way that other people do it. His web design has more with doing catching bad guys in webs.

But not in a way that other people do it. His web design has more with doing catching bad guys in webs variety.

58. Enjoy a webbed Christmas with these Spider Man baubles.

They're red with spiders on them. Surely fitting for any Spider Man tree.

They’re red with spiders on them. Surely fitting for any Spider Man tree.

59. Groot always knows how to deck the halls.

However, this Groot seems scarier than he does in Guardians of the Galaxy. But at least he's helping with Christmas lights.

However, this Groot seems scarier than he does in Guardians of the Galaxy. But at least he’s helping with Christmas lights.

60. At one angle, you’d think this gingerbread Stark Tower was in a winter wonderland.

This is Stark's main headquarters. Like how it's a brilliant blue. The windows aren't too bad either.

This is Stark’s main headquarters. Like how it’s a brilliant blue. The windows aren’t too bad either.

61. Deadpool always wants to be on top of the tree.

Like how he has a Santa hat and 2 candy canes crossed with his arms. Classy.

Like how he has a Santa hat and 2 candy canes crossed with his arms. Classy.

62. Top your tree with Groot and Rocket.

Doesn't hurt if the tree lights either. Love this.

Doesn’t hurt if the tree lights either. This is great.

63. O Christmas Groot, O Christmas Groot….

Like how he's decorated with garlands and lights. Also has a star on top.

Like how he’s decorated with garlands and lights. Also has a star on top.

64. Groot and Rocket just came in with a tree.

This one has Rocket in a Santa suit and Groot wearing a scarf. Love this.

This one has Rocket in a Santa suit and Groot wearing a scarf. Love this.

65. Groot always dresses for the season.

I know this doesn't look anywhere near Groot from the movie. But you have to like how he's in Santa suit and wears ornaments.

I know this doesn’t look anywhere near Groot from the movie. But you have to like how he’s in Santa suit and wears ornaments.

66. Your Christmas tree isn’t fully assembled without these Avengers clay gingerbread ornaments.

Sure they're not made out of gingerbread. Not that it matters to me because these are adorable.

Sure they’re not made out of gingerbread. Not that it matters to me because these are adorable.

67. Hulk always smashes anyone who gets in his way.

Well, Loki's a puny god as far as Hulk is concerned. Yet, he always has his green fists up in his symbol.

Well, Loki’s a puny god as far as Hulk is concerned. Yet, he always has his green fists up in his symbol.

68. Instead of a stocking, how about a boot of your favorite superhero?

This features stocking boots of Captain America and Spider Man. Since they're 2 of the most popular Marvel superheroes around.

This features stocking boots of Captain America and Spider Man. Since they’re 2 of the most popular Marvel superheroes around.

69. Thor always speaks quite eloquently.

Yes, he does tend to speak like someone from Shakespeare. But what's not to love?

Yes, he does tend to speak like someone from Shakespeare. But what’s not to love?

70. This Christmas, don’t get caught on Deadpool’s naughty list.

Deadpool even has a Santa beard on for good measure. Still, please don't do anything to piss him off.

Deadpool even has a Santa beard on for good measure. Still, please don’t do anything to piss him off.

71. Seems like Deadpool has his own way of wishing everyone a Merry Christmas.

Because nothing brings the spirit of peace on earth than standing between 2 machine guns. Nice Deadpool.

Because nothing brings the spirit of peace on earth than standing between 2 machine guns. Nice Deadpool.

72. Deadpool would like to wish everyone happy holidays and that he didn’t steal the presents.

I think he did steal the presents and he's blaming Wolverine for it. Because that's Deadpool.

I think he did steal the presents and he’s blaming Wolverine for it. Because that’s Deadpool.

73. Don’t worry, Spider Man will deck the halls.

Of course, his way of decorating is more suited for Halloween. Still, this ugly sweater is very creative.

Of course, his way of decorating is more suited for Halloween. Still, this ugly sweater is very creative.

74. The Avengers would like to wish you a marvelous Christmas.

Because they're from Marvel Comics. Not sure if you'd want to put Christmas lights on the Hulk.

Because they’re from Marvel Comics. Not sure if you’d want to put Christmas lights on the Hulk.

75. Now you can hang a piece of Groot on your Christmas tree.

Not sure what to think about that. I mean Groot is a walking, talking tree in some respect.

Not sure what to think about that. I mean Groot is a walking, talking tree in some respect.

76. Deadpool would like to say a few words as he decks the halls.

Funny he wears his outfit as he puts up the lights. Oh, wait he's kind of self-conscious.

Funny he wears his outfit as he puts up the lights. Oh, wait he’s kind of self-conscious.

77. An Iron Man tree topper always glows, especially in a tree of metal.

Come to think of it, a metal tree is quite appropriate for Iron Man. Like the lights and tinsel.

Come to think of it, a metal tree is quite appropriate for Iron Man. Like the lights and tinsel.

78. Avenger fans will adore this red, white, and blue Christmas sweater.

Great to wear if you want to watch Captain America: Civil War this holiday season. Though Thor and the Hulk aren't in it.

Great to wear if you want to watch Captain America: Civil War this holiday season. Though Thor and the Hulk aren’t in it.

79. Hulk is checking his own Christmas list.

I suppose it's a long one since he tends to break a lot of stuff every time he blows his top. So it's not without cause.

I suppose it’s a long one since he tends to break a lot of stuff every time he blows his top. So it’s not without cause.

80. Loki doesn’t like wishing Thor a Merry Christmas.

Well, Loki doesn't really take well to Thor anyway. After all, they're brothers on Asgard. What do you expect?

Well, Loki doesn’t really take well to Thor anyway. After all, they’re brothers on Asgard. What do you expect?

81. This Marvel Christmas sweater has Avengers assembled.

This one has Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, Hulk, and Spider Man. Or Marvel's biggest named superheroes sans Wolverine.

This one has Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, Hulk, and Spider Man. Or Marvel’s biggest named superheroes sans Wolverine.

82. Seems like the Marvel superheroes always like to have a good time during the holidays.

This card is a take off from A Charlie Brown Christmas. Still, imagine all the damage these people can do in one room.

This card is a take off from A Charlie Brown Christmas. Still, imagine all the damage these people can do in one room.

83. I’m sure these Marvel nutcrackers could crack a few.

Consists of Hulk, Spider Man, and Iron Man. Still, they all may be a bit nuts.

Consists of Hulk, Spider Man, and Iron Man. Still, they all may be a bit nuts.

84. A Christmas tree like this sure brings the Marvel spirit.

And yes, it's all Marveled out. Like how they used Wolverine's claws as a tree topper.

And yes, it’s all Marveled out. Like how they used Wolverine’s claws as a tree topper.

85. Christmas Groot always has lovely branches.

He has garlands and ornaments on his arms as well as red bow. Like Rocket dressed as Santa.

He has garlands and ornaments on his arms as well as red bow. Like Rocket dressed as Santa.

86. A Spider Man nutcracker can always break a few tough ones.

Yes, this is another Spider Man nutcracker. But this one looks different than the other one I showed.

Yes, this is another Spider Man nutcracker. But this one looks different than the other one I showed.

87. Wolverine doesn’t have any problem helping Santa carry his sack.

However, displaying holiday cheer is another matter. Being jolly isn't his strong suit.

However, displaying holiday cheer is another matter. Being jolly isn’t his strong suit.

88. Spider Man always has a special place for DBC.

Since that's where he works as a photographer. Too bad Jameson has no idea how he's able to cover Spider Man.

Since that’s where he works as a photographer. Too bad Jameson has no idea how he’s able to cover Spider Man.

89. Tis the season for a Wolverine Christmas sweater.

For some reason, despite his popularity, Wolverine doesn't have a Christmas sweater like other Marvel superheroes do. Still, like the blue lights.

For some reason, despite his popularity, Wolverine doesn’t have a Christmas sweater like other Marvel superheroes do. Still, like the blue lights.

90. Tis the season to be jolly with this Spider Man Santa hat.

Well, it's a Santa hat that's red and has Spider Man eyes. Hope it goes with the webbed Santa suit.

Well, it’s a Santa hat that’s red and has Spider Man eyes. Hope it goes with the webbed Santa suit.

91. Spider Man has something special for Dr. Octopus.

Sure they may be better enemies. But they set it aside during the holidays because why retain bitterness?

Sure they may be better enemies. But they set it aside during the holidays because why retain bitterness?

92. Here we have Spider Man up on the house top.

Well, he's on top of a chimney. And yes, he can go down it without much trouble.

Well, he’s on top of a chimney. And yes, he can go down it without much trouble.

93. Of course, you can’t spend a Spider Man Christmas without a sweater like this.

There seems to be quite a few Spider Man Christmas sweaters for some reason. Oh, right, he's very popular at Marvel.

There seems to be quite a few Spider Man Christmas sweaters for some reason. Oh, right, he’s very popular at Marvel.

94. Spider Man would like to deliver a present.

And he's giving it upside down. Funny how he wears a scarf and nothing else.

And he’s giving it upside down. Funny how he wears a scarf and nothing else.

95. Thor is always ready to celebrate Christmas.

Sure Christmas may not be a holiday on Asgard since Thor's the Norse god of thunder. But you have to like how he's covered in lights.

Sure Christmas may not be a holiday on Asgard since Thor’s the Norse god of thunder. But you have to like how he’s covered in lights.

96. Spider Man seems to have a webbed sack to go with his outfit.

This holiday plush also seems to depict him with a big head. Still, like the Santa hat.

This holiday plush also seems to depict him with a big head. Still, like the Santa hat.

97. This Christmas Groot only has a star to top him.

By the way, this is a cake. Nevertheless, he's so cute you'd want to eat him up.

By the way, this is a cake. Nevertheless, he’s so cute you’d want to eat him up.

98. Merry Christmas courtesy of Wolverine.

Yes, this is photoshopped from a movie scene. But I like how he has candy canes instead of claws.

Yes, this is photoshopped from a movie scene. But I like how he has candy canes instead of claws.

99. This nativity scene has brought X-Men from far and wide.

I don't seem to have a lot of X-Men Christmas stuff for some reason. I'm not sure why.

I don’t seem to have a lot of X-Men Christmas stuff for some reason. I’m not sure why.

100. Captain America would like to bestow a gift to you.

And here he is holding a present with 2 hands. He's carrying his shield behind him by the way.

And here he is holding a present with 2 hands. He’s carrying his shield behind him by the way.

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DC Comics Presents Christmas: Dawn of Justice

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Of course, I couldn’t do themed Merry Geekmas posts without including the comic book superhero franchises of DC and Marvel. After all, comic superheroes make crucial part of the nerd landscape since they’re beloved by generations as well as lead casts of major blockbuster movies. Not to mention, so many people dress as them for Comic Con. This year for the DC Comics we has Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice and Suicide Squad. Both were major blockbuster hits. Nevertheless, like other franchises, comic book superheroes also have their own branding for the holidays. For instance, many of them have their own holiday special issue. And this has gone on for decades even before they started making movies featuring superheroes. With DC Comics, you’ll probably had Batman or Superman saving Santa or something like that. Anyway, Christmas is a big time of year for the comic books for obvious reasons. So it should surprise that many fans make a themed Christmas with their favorite superheroes. So for your reading pleasure, I give you an assortment of things related to a DC Comics Christmas.

  1. Have a Gotham Christmas with these Batman baubles.
Consists of ornaments pertaining to Batman, the Joker, and Harley Quinn. So fans would enjoy them.

Consists of ornaments pertaining to Batman, the Joker, and Harley Quinn. So fans would enjoy them.

2. There’s nothing more unique on Christmas than a Batman snowflake.

It's a paper snowflake with the Batman sign. And it's in 2 variations.

It’s a paper snowflake with the Batman sign. And it’s in 2 variations.

3. Harley Quinn is quite the naughty elf this year.

Actually, "naughty" puts it mildly. More like straight up criminally insane. Yet, she carries the bat suit behind her.

Actually, “naughty” puts it mildly. More like straight up criminally insane. Yet, she carries the bat suit behind her.

4. This Christmas say hello to Batman Claus.

As you know, Batman Claus gives presents to all the girls and boys. And he beats the shit out of those who are very bad like the Joker.

As you know, Batman Claus gives presents to all the girls and boys. And he beats the shit out of those who are very bad like the Joker.

5. Celebrate Christmas by commemorating The Dark Knight Rises with this Bane ornament from Hallmark.

Because nothing says Christmas like a supervillain who beats the living shit out of Gotham's superhero, puts him in a hole out in some far of prison, and takes over his town. Oh, and that Talia woman Bruce Wayne slept with. Well, she's with him. Still, Bane does have a nice side. But don't count on it.

Because nothing says Christmas like a supervillain who beats the living shit out of Gotham’s superhero, puts him in a hole out in some far of prison, and takes over his town. Oh, and that Talia woman Bruce Wayne slept with. Well, she’s with him. Still, Bane does have a nice side. But don’t count on it.

6. There’s nothing to a Gotham Christmas like a Batman tree.

This one has the bat symbol all over it. I'm sure someone would want to do this for the holidays.

This one has the bat symbol all over it. I’m sure someone would want to do this for the holidays.

7. How about a Harley Quinn stocking for the fireplace?

Not sure if it would help your case with Santa. After all, Harley Quinn is a very bad girl in Gotham.

Not sure if it would help your case with Santa. After all, Harley Quinn is a very bad girl in Gotham.

8. No Christmas tree of justice can be complete without a tree skirt like this.

This one has Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman. Or as I call them, the Golden Trio of DC Comics.

This one has Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman. Or as I call them, the Golden Trio of DC Comics.

9. May your Christmas be a beacon of hope with this Wonder Woman wreath.

This one has fancy wreath decorations along with Wondy's boots and her lasso. A great wreath for the feminist girl at heart.

This one has fancy wreath decorations along with Wondy’s boots and her lasso. A great wreath for the feminist girl at heart.

10. Decorate your super Christmas tree this year with these super Justice League ornaments.

These include Batman, Superman, and Green Lantern. And they're all made from a glassy metal.

These include Batman, Superman, and Green Lantern. And they’re all made from a glassy metal.

11. An aluminum Christmas tree is perfect for the Dark Knight.

This one has the Batman cowl on it with other decorations. All in all, it's an intimidating tree.

This one has the Batman cowl on it with other decorations. All in all, it’s an intimidating tree.

12. Make your super Christmas super bright with these Superman lights.

These lights all have the Superman symbol on them. And they'll make your tree super bright.

These lights all have the Superman symbol on them. And they’ll make your tree and season bright unless you put them with Kryptonite.

13. Wonder Woman wishes you a wonderful Christmas.

However, though I can believe Wondy can carry a large sack of toys on her back. I'm not sure about her being able to brave rough weather in her skimpy outfit. Maybe she has super heat insulating fat under her skin.

However, though I can believe Wondy can carry a large sack of toys on her back. I’m not sure about her being able to brave rough weather in her skimpy outfit. Maybe she has super heat insulating fat under her skin.

14. Make your Christmas a superheroic one with a Superman Christmas tree.

Sure it shines bright like a beacon at Metropolis. Though after watching Man of Steel, I'm not sure if it's one of hope.

Sure it shines bright like a beacon at Metropolis. Though after watching Man of Steel, I’m not sure if it’s one of hope.

15. These Justice League ornaments are exactly what one needs on their superhero Christmas tree.

I don't really know the one on the bottom right. Yet, the Aquaman one looks quite different from his movie counterpart.

I don’t really know the one on the bottom right. Yet, the Aquaman one looks quite different from his movie counterpart.

16. He’s making a list and checking it twice. Gonna find out who’s naughty or nice.

And you thought I was talking about Santa. Well, Batman has his own naughty list.

And you thought I was talking about Santa. Well, Batman has his own naughty list.

17. Batman has his own Christmas greeting at the door.

This is a door decoration for a school. Kids write on the bats. Not sure about Batman in a Santa hat.

This is a door decoration for a school. Kids write on the bats. Not sure about Batman in a Santa hat.

18. Choose your Justice League lights for a bright holiday season.

Each one is in a different color. Superman's is red. The Green Lantern's is green. And Batman's is blue.

Each one is in a different color. Superman’s is red. The Green Lantern’s is green. And Batman’s is blue.

19. Greet your guests this Christmas with a Batman wreath on your door.

As you can see, this is a DIY project. Yet, it's made more Christmasy with the red ribbon on the bottom.

As you can see, this is a DIY project. Yet, it’s made more Christmasy with the red ribbon on the bottom.

20. Your gifts will be safe in these Batman and Robin stockings.

Seems like these are DIY. Like how the Robin one's decorated.

Seems like these are DIY. Like how the Robin one’s decorated.

21. It always takes a Dark Knight tree to make the season bright.

This one even has a star on top along with a Batman without the mask. Love the blue trimmings.

This one even has a star on top along with a Batman without the mask. Love the blue trimmings.

22. Apparently, the Joker decided to go with a Charlie Brown tree.

Or is that just a dead tree that seems like it caught fire? Either way, it's quite fitting for the most notorious Batman villain.

Or is that just a dead tree that seems like it caught fire? Either way, it’s quite fitting for the most notorious Batman villain.

23. Gotham City wishes Seasons Greetings to Batman.

This is a card from 1989. Nice that Gotham used a Christmas tree for the bat signal.

This is a card from 1989. Nice that Gotham used a Christmas tree for the bat signal. Because you know what the latter means.

24. The Dark Knight of Gotham always has to have a resplendent Christmas tree.

This one has a topper of Batman silhouetted among the moon or a spotlight. Has comic sound effects on the branches.

This one has a topper of Batman silhouetted among the moon or a spotlight. Has comic sound effects on the branches.

25. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No, it’s Super Santa.

Because why does Santa need a sleigh with reindeer if he can fly unassisted in mid air? I mean he must be from planet Krypton.

Because why does Santa need a sleigh with reindeer if he can fly unassisted in mid air? I mean he must be from planet Krypton.

26. For a super holiday season, this Superman tree is for you.

It even has the word "Superman" around it as well as yellow, red, and blue ribbons. And the Man of Steel is on top.

It even has the word “Superman” around it as well as yellow, red, and blue ribbons. And the Man of Steel is on top.

27. Catwoman tells everyone to be fierce this holiday season.

Another door decoration for a school. Here Catwoman has holly on her shoulder.

Another door decoration for a school. Here Catwoman has holly on her shoulder.

28. These Justice League baubles will make quite an impression on your Christmas tree.

Includes the Flash, Green Lantern, Aquaman, Superman, and Batman. So why no Wonder Woman?

Includes the Flash, Green Lantern, Aquaman, Superman, and Batman. So why no Wonder Woman?

29. Wonder Woman is all decked in her gay apparel.

Because like any skimpy clad superheroine, Wondy has to have her own Santa skirt. Also, her Lasso of Truth is gold tinsel.

Because like any skimpy clad superheroine, Wondy has to have her own Santa skirt. Also, her Lasso of Truth is gold tinsel.

30. Wish happy holidays to your enemies with this Joker Christmas sweater.

Apparently, having the Joker as the most iconic Batman villain explains why so many people are afraid of clowns. And while he may be funny, he's no laughing matter.

Apparently, having the Joker as the most iconic Batman villain explains why so many people are afraid of clowns. And while he may be funny, he’s no laughing matter.

31. This Superman Christmas sweater will make your holidays super special.

Yes, those are all Superman logos on a Christmas tree. It's a Krypton thing as far as I know.

Yes, those are all Superman logos on a Christmas tree. It’s a Krypton thing as far as I know.

32. Of course, anyone could be the Batsanta.

Funny how they have Santa on his sleigh with the bat signal. Batman is even driving the sleigh.

Funny how they have Santa on his sleigh with the bat signal. Batman is even driving the sleigh.

33. This Wonder Woman stocking has her face all over it.

After all, she is supposed to be an Amazon princess. Yet, instead of waiting for a prince to save her, she kicks ass.

After all, she is supposed to be an Amazon princess. Yet, instead of waiting for a prince to save her, she kicks ass.

34. All your Batman stocking needs is its own cape.

Because it just wouldn't be a Batman stocking without it. Same goes for the gold fuzzy top.

Because it just wouldn’t be a Batman stocking without it. Same goes for the gold fuzzy top.

35. For an alternative Batman villain idea, how about a tree with Catwoman and the Penguin?

Catwoman is so great that even Batman takes to her. Meanwhile, the Penguin really knows how to dress.

Catwoman is so great that even Batman takes to her. Meanwhile, the Penguin really knows how to dress.

36. Clark Kent always relies on phone booths to get changed into Superman.

Nowadays, he's most likely to have trouble finding one. Because most people use cell phones.

Nowadays, he’s most likely to have trouble finding one. Because most people use cell phones in Metropolis.

37. Yellow bat garlands always make a Batman tree right.

This one uses blue lights as well as has a Batman cowl and cape. I'm sure someone had too much time on their hands.

This one uses blue lights as well as has a Batman cowl and cape. I’m sure someone had too much time on their hands.

38. The Joker says, don’t joke with your future this holiday season.

And it's the Heath Ledger Joker with a Santa hat. Not sure what to think about that.

And it’s the Heath Ledger Joker with a Santa hat. Not sure what to think about that.

39. A Batman tree must glimmer under its cape.

Well, if it wasn't for the Batman motifs, this would be normal tree. But with the Batman head and cape, many would find it awesome.

Well, if it wasn’t for the Batman motifs, this would be normal tree. But with the Batman head and cape, many would find it awesome.

40. Nothing says Merry Christmas like donning on this special iconic Batman Christmas sweater.

It's black and gold with bats all over. Probably what you'd see in the Batcave around the holidays.

It’s black and gold with bats all over. Probably what you’d see in the Batcave around the holidays.

41. For a Batman vs. Superman Christmas, this tree has got you covered.

Also works if you can't decide between a Batman and Superman Christmas tree. Still, it fits in with the movie.

Also works if you can’t decide between a Batman and Superman Christmas tree. Still, it fits in with the movie.

42. Bring in the spirit of the holiday season to Gotham City with this Batman Santa mask hat.

Of course, I have doubts on whether Batman embodies the Christmas spirit since he's not a guy filled with good cheer. Yet, if you want to wear it at a Christmas party, by all means.

Of course, I have doubts on whether Batman embodies the Christmas spirit since he’s not a guy filled with good cheer. Yet, if you want to wear it at a Christmas party, by all means.

43. Batman always seeks out trouble when he sees the Bat Signal.

When you see the Bat Signal, some crazy supervillain is about to get their ass kicked in Gotham. Watch out, Joker.

When you see the Bat Signal, some crazy supervillain is about to get their ass kicked in Gotham. Watch out, Joker.

44. For a real Batman vs. Superman holiday party, you might want to go with these Christmas sweaters.

One has a bat signal and the Gotham skyline. The other has a symbol of Krypton and the city of Metropolis he nearly destroyed in Man of Steel.

One has a bat signal and the Gotham skyline. The other has a symbol of Krypton and the city of Metropolis he nearly destroyed in Man of Steel.

45. Or if you want them together, this holiday sweater will do.

Because why choose when you can have both? And in an ugly sweater style?

Because why choose when you can have both? And in an ugly sweater style?

46. Don’t like ugly Batman holiday sweaters? Try these Christmas boxers.

Yes, these exist. I know they're ridiculous. But there must be a demand for them somewhere.

Yes, these exist. I know they’re ridiculous. But there must be a demand for them somewhere.

47. Fans of Batman vs. Superman might enjoy these ornaments on their tree.

I admit, the movie wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Yet, I can't see Ben Affleck as Batman though.

I admit, the movie wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. Yet, I can’t see Ben Affleck as Batman though.

48. Batsanta wishes you a Merry Christmas.

Here we have him in a muscular red suit with fur trim. Yes, Batsanta knows how to make an entrance.

Here we have him in a muscular red suit with fur trim. Yes, Batsanta knows how to make an entrance.

49. Wonder Woman always knows how to deck the halls.

Here she is in her red and green attire holding a string of lights. Wonder if she'll use them to decorate her invisible plane.

Here she is in her red and green attire holding a string of lights. Wonder if she’ll use them to decorate her invisible plane.

50. This Superman stocking can keep your stocking stuffers secure.

This one is fuzzy blue with a red trim for the cape. Let's hope it doesn't cause collateral damage, shall we?

This one is fuzzy blue with a red trim for the cape. Let’s hope it doesn’t cause collateral damage, shall we?

51. A Superman Christmas tree must always be blue.

Since most of Superman's outfit is. Also helps if you use red in the decorations, too.

Since most of Superman’s outfit is. Also helps if you use red in the decorations, too.

52. Celebrate a Justice League Christmas with these ugly holiday sweaters.

Includes Wonder Woman, Batman, Green Lantern, and Superman. And each is a different color.

Includes Wonder Woman, Batman, Green Lantern, and Superman. And each is a different color.

53. It takes a super nutcracker in order to crack a nut.

Though you can say most of these nutcrackers are genuine nuts. Yet, Superman has his moments.

Though you can say most of these nutcrackers are genuine nuts. Yet, Superman has his moments.

54. On Christmas Wonder Woman kisses Superman under the mistletoe.

However, we should understand that Superman's love interest is Lois Lane. Then again, Wondy might be better conditioned to handle a Kryptonian baby.

However, we should understand that Superman’s love interest is Lois Lane. Then again, Wondy might be better conditioned to handle a Kryptonian baby.

55. Rock around the Christmas tree this year with these Justice League sweaters.

Consists of Wonder Woman, Batman, and Superman. Each of these has its own unique design.

Consists of Wonder Woman, Batman, and Superman. Each of these has its own unique design.

56. Fans of the Dark Knight Trilogy may love to have these Batman and Robin ornaments on their Christmas tree.

Well, at least they have the Batman in his black batsuit. The Robin one doesn't look bad either. Brought to you from Hallmark.

Well, at least they have the Batman in his black batsuit. The Robin one doesn’t look bad either. Brought to you from Hallmark.

57. This Wonder Woman doll is decked in her lovely holiday fashion.

Well, at least she's wearing pants. Yet, her outfit is trimmed with fur to PETA's dismay.

Well, at least she’s wearing pants. Yet, her outfit is trimmed with fur to PETA’s dismay.

58. A Superman stocking always has to have a cape.

Not to mention, it also has to have the kind of underwear that goes over his pants. But that's part of his trademark.

Not to mention, it also has to have the kind of underwear that goes over his pants. But that’s part of his trademark.

59. Celebrate DC’s best known superheroine with this Wonder Woman Christmas tree.

Yes, a tree that celebrates a scantily clad feminist icon who's comic storyline wasn't among its strong suits. Yeah, Wondy hasn't fared well with the writing during her run.

Yes, a tree that celebrates a scantily clad feminist icon who’s comic storyline wasn’t among its strong suits. Yeah, Wondy hasn’t fared well with the writing during her run.

60. The Green Lantern is said to be the brightest light.

Again, I know nothing about the Green Lantern except that it was based on Aladdin. But I hope I can satisfy any fans who come to this site with this ornament pillow.

Again, I know nothing about the Green Lantern except that it was based on Aladdin. But I hope I can satisfy any fans who come to this site with this ornament pillow.

61. The Joker never tries to take things so seriously.

For nothing says Christmas like a homicidal madman who causes a menace in Gotham city through a 3-hour movie. Still, Heath Ledger will be missed.

For nothing says Christmas like a homicidal madman who causes a menace in Gotham city through a 3-hour movie. Still, Heath Ledger will be missed.

62. This holiday season, tell your parents you love them because Batman can’t tell his.

Because we all know that his parents were killed in front him when he was a kid. It's not surprising that this billionaire was so messed up from it.

Because we all know that his parents were killed in front him when he was a kid. It’s not surprising that this billionaire was so messed up from it.

63. As a resident of Metropolis, Superman always supports the Daily Planet.

Because that's where he receives his paycheck as a reporter. I mean everyone needs a day job. Guess why it survived Man of Steel.

Because that’s where he receives his paycheck as a reporter. I mean everyone needs a day job. Guess why it survived Man of Steel.

64. Harley Quinn always has to celebrate Christmas with her holiday hammer.

She even has a red and green holiday outfit to match. Though chances are she's most likely getting nothing from Santa.

She even has a red and green holiday outfit to match. Though chances are she’s most likely getting nothing from Santa.

65. Move over Grinch, Superman won’t let you steal Christmas.

Okay, this card really ruins the story of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Because Superman isn't supposed to be there.

Okay, this card really ruins the story of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Because Superman isn’t supposed to be there.

66. They know when you’ve been bad or good. So be good for goodness sake.

Or else if you've really been bad, Batman might beat the living crap out of you. Just ask the Joker.

Or else if you’ve really been bad, Batman might beat the living crap out of you. Just ask the Joker.

67. Don’t like Christmas stockings? How about Christmas boots?

These are of Batman and Superman. Because after all, they're probably in the biggest demand.

These are of Batman and Superman. Because after all, they’re probably in the biggest demand.

68. It’s not easy being Superman.

Yes, I understand collateral damage control is hard if you have superhuman powers. But it's absolutely necessary as seen in Man of Steel.

Yes, I understand collateral damage control is hard if you have superhuman powers. But it’s absolutely necessary as seen in Man of Steel.

69. Nothing makes your Justice League Christmas tree like these engraved ornaments.

Consists of Wonder Woman, the Flash, Batman, Green Lantern, and Superman. And each has a different colored ribbon to hang from.

Consists of Wonder Woman, the Flash, Batman, Green Lantern, and Superman. And each has a different colored ribbon to hang from.

70. Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn don’t always agree on Christmas decorations.

Well, Poison Ivy tends to be an extreme environmentalist. But yes, I see her point.

Well, Poison Ivy tends to be an extreme environmentalist. But yes, I see her point.

71. Joker doesn’t want anyone to be so serious around Christmas.

Unfortunately, he's a walking security hazard. I mean the guy blows up buildings for God's sake.

Unfortunately, he’s a walking security hazard. I mean the guy blows up buildings for God’s sake.

72. This Wonder Woman boot is a perfect superheroine stocking.

Because this is a perfect stocking for the Wonder Woman fan. Make sure candy doesn't get stuck in her heel though.

Because this is a perfect stocking for the Wonder Woman fan. Make sure candy doesn’t get stuck in her heel though.

73. Kids will have lots of fun with this Joker stocking.

Okay, it might make people think your child is a bit strange. Maybe even a little homicidal.

Okay, it might make people think your child is a bit strange. Maybe even a little homicidal.

74. Santa always knows when it’s Christmas in Gotham.

So that's who the Christmas tree signal is for. Looks like it's Santa to the rescue.

So that’s who the Christmas tree signal is for. Looks like it’s Santa to the rescue.

75. Batman and Robin are always eager to help Santa.

Here are Batman and Robin helping Santa with his sack. As if Santa doesn't have back problems already.

Here are Batman and Robin helping Santa with his sack. As if Santa doesn’t have back problems already.

76. Suppose this Harley Quinn holiday sweater will suit your fancy.

After all, she's the most popular female Batman villain. Yet, she's not a great judge of men if her relationship with the joker is anything to go by.

After all, she’s the most popular female Batman villain. Yet, she’s not a great judge of men if her relationship with the Joker is anything to go by.

77. Apparently, around the holidays, the skunk ruined everything.

Now that Batman smells, the Batmobile lost a wheel, and Robin ran away, the Joker is free to escape. Kind of lame if you think about it.

Now that Batman smells, the Batmobile lost a wheel, and Robin laid an egg, the Joker is free to escape. Kind of lame if you think about it.

78. There’s nothing serious about this Joker Christmas sweater.

He sure looks menacing here. Before wearing it to a holiday party, make sure the attendees aren't afraid of clowns first.

He sure looks menacing here. Before wearing it to a holiday party, make sure the attendees aren’t afraid of clowns first.

79. According to the Joker, tis the season to be jolly.

However, since he's the Joker, he gets his psychotic jollies by destroying things in Gotham and killing people. Yes, he's that's crazy and dangerous.

However, since he’s the Joker, he gets his psychotic jollies by destroying things in Gotham and killing people. Yes, he’s that’s crazy and dangerous.

80. Guess Batman isn’t too fond of Christmas carols.

Then again, they are making fun of him with the "Jingle Bells" song. But when did Batman display any sense of humor?

Then again, they are making fun of him with the “Jingle Bells” song. But when did Batman display any sense of humor?

81. Now this is the ultimate Justice League holiday sweater.

There's a different Justice League symbol for each row. Yet, it's in a nice red backdrop.

There’s a different Justice League symbol for each row. Yet, it’s in a nice red backdrop.

82. When decorating your tree, you can always use Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn to top it.

And they're both in scantily clad outfits. But they're definitely dressed for the holiday season.

And they’re both in scantily clad outfits. But they’re definitely dressed for the holiday season.

83. During Christmas, Harley likes to don her holiday duds.

She just has her pied outfit trimmed with fur. She even carries some candy canes and a lollipop.

She just has her pied outfit trimmed with fur. She even carries some candy canes and a lollipop.

84. Sorry, Gotham, but I don’t think Bruce Wayne will make it to the Christmas Children’s benefit this year.

Because Batman is held hostage. to add insult to injury, Joker and Harley even put him on their Christmas card.

Because Batman is held hostage. to add insult to injury, Joker and Harley even put him on their Christmas card.

85. Batman should know better than to fall for Catwoman’s mistletoe trick.

Because it may not end well. Neither is Catwoman entrusting Batman to help with the Christmas lights as you see here.

Because it may not end well. Neither is Catwoman entrusting Batman to help with the Christmas lights as you see here.

86. All Superman wishes this year for Christmas is peace on earth.

And he'll strive for it at all costs. Even if it means reducing Metropolis to a pile of rubble.

And he’ll strive for it at all costs. Even if it means reducing Metropolis to a pile of rubble.

87. Your stocking will be safe with this Superman stocking holder.

Well, as long as your stocking doesn't have Kryptonite in it. Otherwise, this is stronger than steel.

Well, as long as your stocking doesn’t have Kryptonite in it. Otherwise, this is stronger than steel.

88. Be like the Man of Steel this winter with this Superman Christmas sweater.

If Superman attended an ugly sweater Justice League party, he could probably wear this. Then again, maybe not.

If Superman attended an ugly sweater Justice League party, he could probably wear this. Then again, maybe not.

89. Merry Christmas from Harley Quinn and the Joker.

Of course, they're probably not sincere about it considering how they wreak havoc in Gotham City. But you have to love their holiday gay apparel.

Of course, they’re probably not sincere about it considering how they wreak havoc in Gotham City. But you have to love their holiday gay apparel.

90. Never underestimate the strength of the Man of Steel.

Because he could definitely break steel apart with his bare hands. I mean look at him.

Because he could definitely break steel apart with his bare hands. I mean look at him.

91. As well all know, Batman is no fan of “Jingle Bells.”

But such version of him smelling makes a great ugly Christmas sweater. See it for yourself.

But such version of him smelling makes a great ugly Christmas sweater. See it for yourself.

92. This comic is only available on a Batman ugly sweater.

Yeah, it's the same variation of "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" in pictures. And it has Batman in garbage.

Yeah, it’s the same variation of “Jingle Bells, Batman Smells” in pictures. And it has Batman in garbage.

93. Stand in true sisterhood this Christmas with this Wonder Woman eagle sweater.

The eagle is on top of the tiara by the way. Also, the sleeves are blue with stars.

The eagle is on top of the tiara by the way. Also, the sleeves are blue with stars.

94. May Batman be at the top of your Christmas tree this season.

And this one is jammed pack full of Batman stuff for your desire. Will sure make the Caped Crusader proud.

And this one is jammed pack full of Batman stuff for your desire. Will sure make the Caped Crusader proud.

95. These Batman and Robin owl ornaments are a real hoot.

Sure a bat and a robin would've been more appropriate. But even I have to concede that these are adorable.

Sure a bat and a robin would’ve been more appropriate. But even I have to concede that these are adorable.

96. This ugly Wonder Woman Christmas sweater has a face of a national icon.

Well, this one sure has Wonder Woman's face on it. But she has no eyes and blue hair.

Well, this one sure has Wonder Woman’s face on it. But she has no eyes and blue hair.

97. Seems like Poison Ivy gets the same thing every Christmas.

Sure she may be a Batman villain. But you can't blame her for being disappointed in getting a sexy negligee every year. That gets old.

Sure she may be a Batman villain. But you can’t blame her for being disappointed in getting a sexy negligee every year. That gets old.

98. Batman can always stand by the Bat Signal.

I mean it's his symbol and it's always his calling card. Still, you won't see him on top of it.

I mean it’s his symbol and it’s always his calling card. Still, you won’t see him on top of it.

99. Wonder Woman and the Gotham Rogues Gallery wish you a merry Christmas.

Then again, it's possible that Joker, Harley, and Poison Ivy have taken Wondy hostage. Still, she could handle it.

Then again, it’s possible that Joker, Harley, and Poison Ivy have taken Wondy hostage. Still, she could handle it.

100. Wonder Woman wishes you Season’s Greetings.

Here she's carrying Santa's sack of toys. Like she's taking over for him for Christmas.

Here she’s carrying Santa’s sack of toys. Like she’s taking over for him for Christmas.

Marvel Comics Treats Straight From Deadpool’s Kitchen

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Of course, while some superheroes have powers, this doesn’t mean that some of them have to eat to sustain themselves. And if you don’t have superpowers like a lot of those in Marvel, you need to eat a balanced diet. And spend hours a day working out and training because a vigilante crime fighter always needs to stay in shape. Seriously, while female superheroes are always thin and pretty, there’s not a big body image problem among them. Because most of their male counterparts basically have six-packs anyway. And the genre tends to be geared toward boys and young men anyway even if it does have a big peripheral demographic. That’s because a lot of your superhero stories tend to operate on different levels. Captain America’s story with the Winter Soldier can’t be more poignant if the Winter Soldier isn’t his best friend Bucky Barnes whom he thought died in WWII but apparently he received a fate far worse than death. And this story line was created before the Peeta hijacking idea in the Hunger Games. Spider Man is popular because he’s really a guy named Peter Parker who’s trying to balance his life as a masked vigilante along with normal every day problems. He also has a boss who utterly hates Spider Man (ironically). People love Iron Man because even though Tony Stark can create a reactor heart, he’s still an incredibly selfish guy with unresolved daddy issues as well as struggles with drinking and relationships. Seriously, look how he treats Pepper Potts and you see what I mean. Wolverine enjoys incredible appeal mostly because despite being utterly indestructible, he’s such an utter mess that nothing seems to go right for him. And if it weren’t for his mutant powers and his sense of justice, Wolverine probably wouldn’t be able to function as a human being. Nevertheless, superheroes are so popular that people have parties pertaining to them, mostly for young boys. So it’s not unusual to see some superhero themed food. And I here I present the Marvel set.

  1. Wish your kid a smashing birthday with this Hulk Smash cake.
Hulk smash through wall. Alex smash through cake. Cake more suited for toddlers.

Hulk smash through wall. Alex smash through cake. Cake more suited for toddlers.

2. There’s nothing more patriotic than this Captain America shield cookie platter.

And it helps that these cookies consist of red, white, and blue stars. Not sure if they're all the same size.

And it helps that these cookies consist of red, white, and blue stars. Not sure if they’re all the same size.

3. For a healthier fruit snack, this Captain America salad is right for you.

To add the red, white, and blue this consists of raspberries, banana slices, and blueberries. And yes, it looks great.

To add the red, white, and blue this consists of raspberries, banana slices, and blueberries. And yes, it looks great.

4. For an alternative fruit snack, you might want to munch on Spider Man strawberries.

These are basically strawberries with Spider Man icing eyes on them. Seem rather simple to make.

These are basically strawberries with Spider Man icing eyes on them. Seem rather simple to make.

5. Spider Man pita pizza is always a tasty treat to make.

So what would it be, olives or not? From the look of it, seems like a tough question.

So what would it be, olives or not? From the look of it, seems like a tough question.

6. Avenger pizzas, assemble!

You have to like how which Avenger goes with which topping composition. Not sure if I'd want to taste the Hulk's.

You have to like how which Avenger goes with which topping composition. Not sure if I’d want to taste the Hulk’s.

7. A cake like this is bound to go with your Avengers’ pizza party.

On this cake , each Avenger has a respective layer. And it seems Black Widow has one, too. Or is it Nick Fury?

On this cake , each Avenger has a respective layer. And it seems Black Widow has one, too. Or is it Nick Fury?

8. This is kind of sandwich for anyone with a hulking appetite.

I guess this is an Incredible Hulk tortilla sandwich? Or is it a quesadilla? I can't tell.

I guess this is an Incredible Hulk tortilla sandwich? Or is it a quesadilla? I can’t tell.

9. For an easy cookie treat, try these Iron Man hands.

At least these cookies don't shoot laser beams. Still, these are quite creative.

At least these cookies don’t shoot laser beams. Still, these are quite creative.

10. If you liked Guardians of the Galaxy, you might want to take a bite from these cupcakes.

These cupcakes show aspects you might see from the movie. Some I remember. Some I don't.

These cupcakes show aspects you might see from the movie. Some I remember. Some I don’t.

11. This Iron Man Cake surely lights up a party.

This one is said to have LED lights embedded in the cake to create the effect. Seems pretty expensive and unnecessary.

This one is said to have LED lights embedded in the cake to create the effect. Seems pretty expensive and unnecessary.

12. For any Guardians of the Galaxy party, this Rocket cookie cake is a real treat.

Yes, that's a raccoon on a cake. If this wasn't an icing one though, you'd be in trouble.

Yes, that’s a raccoon on a cake. If this wasn’t an icing one though, you’d be in trouble.

13. Deadpool stuffed peppers are sure to make a great super meal.

And it seems this one thinks in slices of American cheese. Not sure what's on his mind now.

And it seems this one thinks in slices of American cheese. Not sure what’s on his mind now.

14. Nothing packs a healthy punch like Spider Man fruit salad.

This one has a watermelon Spider Man head along with some blueberries mixed in. It also has sound effects in it, too.

This one has a watermelon Spider Man head along with some blueberries mixed in. It also has sound effects in it, too.

15. These dancing baby Groot cupcakes will make a fine addition to any Guardians of the Galaxy dessert platter.

Of course, these use cupcakes for the pot and cookie for Groot. Nevertheless, they're adorable.

Of course, these use cupcakes for the pot and cookie for Groot. Nevertheless, they’re adorable.

16. Start your day with Captain America’s super powered pancakes.

Because a pancake decorated with blueberries, strawberries, and whipped cream is all your little super soldier needs to start their day. Still, clever.

Because a pancake decorated with blueberries, strawberries, and whipped cream is all your little super soldier needs to start their day. Still, clever.

17. Seems like Spidey knows how to scale this cake.

Apparently, he's squaring off against Doctor Octopus. Wonder where he is in this beyond the tentacles.

Apparently, he’s squaring off against Doctor Octopus. Wonder where he is in this beyond the tentacles.

18. For your Spider Man dessert platter, you can’t go without these macarons.

Well, these are red Spider Man cookies with icing. They're probably incredibly sweet. However, at least they look good.

Well, these are red Spider Man cookies with icing. They’re probably incredibly sweet. However, at least they look good.

19. Pancakes like these are perfect when you’re angry.

I'm sure these are for anyone who wakes up feeling like the Incredible Hulk. Then again, nobody wants to be with the Incredible Hulk in the morning.

I’m sure these are for anyone who wakes up feeling like the Incredible Hulk. Then again, nobody wants to be with the Incredible Hulk in the morning.

20. These Captain America cookies sure have great patriotic flair.

As you see, each one is painted like his shield. Great for any birthday or 4th of July picnic.

As you see, each one is painted like his shield. Great for any birthday or 4th of July picnic.

21. When it comes to Avenger parties, nothing beats this cake.

Like how they went with Thor's hammer at the top. Not sure if the green layer is for the Hulk though. But I wouldn't be surprised.

Like how they went with Thor’s hammer at the top. Not sure if the green layer is for the Hulk though. But I wouldn’t be surprised.

22. There’s no worth appetizer than a plate of Thor’s hammers.

These hath cheeses and meats attached to sticks of dough covered in salt. Yet, must they provide excellent sustenance that will make thou say, "Another!"

These hath cheeses and meats attached to sticks of dough covered in salt. Yet, must they provide excellent sustenance that will make thou say, “Another!”

23. For secret agents, you can’t get better than S.H.I.E.L.D pull apart bread.

Okay, it's a little dark and I'm not sure if it's bread. But it certainly has the S.H.I.E.L.D. logo on there.

Okay, it’s a little dark and I’m not sure if it’s bread. But it certainly has the S.H.I.E.L.D. logo on there.

24. For a dessert platter, you can’t do without some Spider Man bark.

Yes, this is Spider Man spider web candy bark. I know because it's red.

Yes, this is Spider Man spider web candy bark. I know because it’s red.

25. At Vahalla, you have to guarantee that they’ll have Thor hammer cupcakes.

The hammer is made from pretzel sticks and marshmallows. Available only to those who are worthy.

The hammer is made from pretzel sticks and marshmallows. Available only to those who are worthy.

26. These Hulk cupcakes are sure to be an incredible smash.

And these seemed homemade, too. Just add 3 colors of icing on the chocolate cupcakes.

And these seemed homemade, too. Just add 3 colors of icing on the chocolate cupcakes.

27. Nothing makes a better lunch in the galaxy than a Groot sandwich.

No, I don't mean Groot as a sandwich. I mean a sandwich that looks like Groot. There's a difference.

No, I don’t mean Groot as a sandwich. I mean a sandwich that looks like Groot. There’s a difference.

28. Speaking of sandwiches, how about try some Iron Man cheese and tomato?

The cheese has Iron Man's face on it. The tomato is for background. Bound to do Stark Industries proud.

The cheese has Iron Man’s face on it. The tomato is for background. Bound to do Stark Industries proud.

29. No evil in the MCU could ever resist a HYDRA pie.

This would be a great addition for the annual HYDRA bake sale. How do you expect such an evil organization to raise funds?

This would be a great addition for the annual HYDRA bake sale. How do you expect such an evil organization to raise funds?

30. Try to claw your way into this Wolverine cake.

And it seems that you might want to be careful with the adamantium claw on top. Perhaps use it as a knife since it can slice through anything.

And it seems that you might want to be careful with the adamantium claw on top. Perhaps use it as a knife since it can slice through anything.

31. Nothing makes a Spidey party than these Spider Man cookies.

These are sugar cookies with icing Spider Man faces on them. Still, I'm sure any fan will love them.

These are sugar cookies with icing Spider Man faces on them. Still, I’m sure any fan will love them.

32. This Spider Man cake is surely surrounded by webs.

I'm sure this was professionally done considering the Spider Man at the center. Nevertheless, I think it's quite clever if you ask me.

I’m sure this was professionally done considering the Spider Man at the center. Nevertheless, I think it’s quite clever if you ask me.

33. Those who might like Japanese cuisine might appreciate some Deadpool sushi.

This only has Deadpool's eyes. But I'm sure any diehard fan is bound to appreciate this.

This only has Deadpool’s eyes. But I’m sure any diehard fan is bound to appreciate this.

34. Nobody can resist a cake in the galaxy like this of baby Groot.

Definitely professionally made as I see from the artistry. Nevertheless, it's so adorable.

Definitely professionally made as I see from the artistry. Nevertheless, it’s so adorable.

35. I’m sure this apple would make a healthy Spidey snack.

Because it's an apple with Spider Man's face carved into it. Portable but probably takes some time to make.

Because it’s an apple with Spider Man’s face carved into it. Portable but probably takes some time to make.

36. For tearaway cupcake cakes, this one certainly is great for patriotic occasions.

Well, at least the red and white outer circles are. Not sure about the blue cake with the star in the middle.

Well, at least the red and white outer circles are. Not sure about the blue cake with the star in the middle.

37. This lunch was made courtesy of your neighborhood Spider Man.

This one has Spider Man in a salad as well as spiders in the other dishes. Parents, try to make sure your kid isn't arachnaphobic before serving them this.

This one has Spider Man in a salad as well as spiders in the other dishes. Parents, try to make sure your kid isn’t arachnaphobic before serving them this.

38. No Avengers party is complete without some Black Widow bars.

Because as a member of the Avengers, she has to have a treat of her own. Sure she's a girl but she's an Avenger. And she should be treated like one.

Because as a member of the Avengers, she has to have a treat of her own. Sure she’s a girl but she’s an Avenger. And she should be treated like one.

39. How about a Spider Man platter with a spider in it.

After all, that's Spider Man's trademark. He was bit by a radioactive spider, you know.

After all, that’s Spider Man’s trademark. He was bit by a radioactive spider, you know.

40. If you love your friendly neighborhood Spider Men, then you will love this pizza.

Not a lot of cheese used on top, but that's the point. Still, this is quite clever.

Not a lot of cheese used on top, but that’s the point. Still, this is quite clever.

41. Only a Captain America appetizer platter is super worthy of any patriot.

This includes strawberries, cheese, raspberries, and blueberries. Mostly fruit but the colors are consistent with the shield.

This includes strawberries, cheese, raspberries, and blueberries. Mostly fruit but the colors are consistent with the shield.

42. For dessert, you can’t go wrong with some Spider Man jello.

It's just red jello made to resemble Spider Man's head. And yes, icing is involved.

It’s just red jello made to resemble Spider Man’s head. And yes, icing is involved.

43. Nothing makes your Guardians of the Galaxy veggie platter complete like a Rocket Raccoon veggie platter.

Well, it doesn't have all veggies. But it's surely so cute.

Well, it doesn’t have all veggies. But it’s surely so cute.

44. Never seen a Groot cake like this.

Yes, this is a cake bust of Groot's head. Professionally made and probably rather expensive.

Yes, this is a cake bust of Groot’s head. Professionally made and probably rather expensive.

45. Apparently, you can see Iron Man rising from this one.

Not sure if I remembered this scene in the movies. Then again, I've never seen the first one, anyway.

Not sure if I remembered this scene in the movies. Then again, I’ve never seen the first one, anyway.

46. For a smashing party, check out this smashing salad.

Yes, this is a Hulk salad. And sure, it's not green. But the watermelon it's presented in is.

Yes, this is a Hulk salad. And sure, it’s not green. But the watermelon it’s presented in is.

47. Nothing makes your dessert platter ever more smashing than these Hulk pudding cups.

These mostly consist of green pudding with chocolate chips on top. Nevertheless, like the faces.

These mostly consist of green pudding with chocolate chunks on top. Nevertheless, like the faces.

48. Captain America cupcakes always make a fine patriotic addition to any dessert platter.

Sure they're not chocolate. But they're surely easy to decorate than some of the others on this list.

Sure they’re not chocolate. But they’re surely easy to decorate than some of the others on this list.

49. When it comes to Marvel superheroes, you can’t do wrong than these bento lunches.

Includes Captain America, Spider Man, Thor, Hulk, Iron Man, and Wolverine. I'm sure each lunch has something different to offer.

Includes Captain America, Spider Man, Thor, Hulk, Iron Man, and Wolverine. I’m sure each lunch has something different to offer.

50. If you want some super soldier pizza, this Captain America pie can’t be beat.

This one has pepperoni for the stripes. And blue food coloring for the center around the star.

This one has pepperoni for the stripes. And blue food coloring for the center around the star.

51. Top your Marvel dessert platter with this Captain America shield cake.

Well, this one has the comic Captain America. But the shield is quite nice.

Well, this one has the comic Captain America. But the shield is quite nice.

52. For your Spider Man party, go all out with these Spidey cupcakes.

Well, at least these have either webs and spiders on them. Still, if they're red, they're from Spider Man.

Well, at least these have either webs and spiders on them. Still, if they’re red, they’re from Spider Man.

53. This Captain America cake will make any party patriotic.

This one has a helmet and shield on top. And it's in red, white, and blue.

This one has a helmet and shield on top. And it’s in red, white, and blue.

54. These Spider Man cake pops are worth spinning a web for.

Since these webs have red underneath, they're Spider Man. But they're certainly not for arachnaphobes.

Since these webs have red underneath, they’re Spider Man. But they’re certainly not for arachnaphobes.

55. For your Marvel party, take a taste of this Captain America tart.

Well, it's a berry shield tart with strawberries and blueberries. Captain America action figure not included.

Well, it’s a berry shield tart with strawberries and blueberries. Captain America action figure not included.

56. Nothing makes your Avengers party more assembled than these cake pops.

These include Captain America, Thor, Hulk, Iron Man, and Avengers log. Black Widow and Hawkeye not included.

These include Captain America, Thor, Hulk, Iron Man, and Avengers log. Black Widow and Hawkeye not included.

57. In the realm of Rice Krispies, there’s nothing more incredible than these treats.

Hulk snacks on these Rice Krispie treats. Treats green with sprinkles, too.

Hulk snacks on these Rice Krispie treats. Treats green with sprinkles, too.

58. Those into Deadpool might find these cookies quite tasty.

These are cookies with Deadpool's face on them. But I'm sure non-fans wouldn't notice it.

These are cookies with Deadpool’s face on them. But I’m sure non-fans wouldn’t notice it.

59. When it comes to saving a city, this Spider Man cake is just the ticket.

This one is from Cake Boss. It was probably for some spoiled rich kid's birthday party. Considering how big it is and how it's a cake Peter Parker can't afford.

This one is from Cake Boss. It was probably for some spoiled rich kid’s birthday party. Considering how big it is and how it’s a cake Peter Parker can’t afford.

60. Those at HYDRA might take delight in these Red Skull marshmallow pops.

Yes, they look like red marshmallows with faces on them. Kind of makes Red Skull seem like a lovable figure, which he's not.

Yes, they look like red marshmallows with faces on them. Kind of makes Red Skull seem like a lovable figure, which he’s not.

61. Nothing makes your Avengers party complete like this cake.

Man, this Avengers cake uses a lot of detail in this. Hulk is smashing through walls while Iron Man is just hanging out.

Man, this Avengers cake uses a lot of detail in this. Hulk is smashing through walls while Iron Man is just hanging out.

62. In this galaxy, there’s nothing more worth munching on than Groot cookies.

I'm sure some pastry mechanism was involved with this one. Still, these are Groot- I mean great.

I’m sure some pastry mechanism was involved with this one. Still, these are Groot- I mean great.

63. For a smashing good time, try some Hulk pops.

Not sure are marshmallow or cake pops. Either way, they seem rather easy to make since they're green with sprinkle hair.

Not sure are marshmallow or cake pops. Either way, they seem rather easy to make since they’re green with sprinkle hair.

64. Nothing graces not your appetizer platter like Thor hammer snacks.

Okay, I might've shown these before. However, those had other cheeses and meat. These ones are mostly of cheddar.

Okay, I might’ve shown these before. However, those had other cheeses and meat. These ones are mostly of cheddar.

65. For a healthy appetite, try something from this Spider Man fruit salad.

Yes, this fruit salad in the form of Spider Man. And it's filled with apple slices, pineapple, strawberries, and grapes.

Yes, this fruit salad in the form of Spider Man. And it’s filled with apple slices, pineapple, strawberries, and grapes.

66. What’s more awesome in Guardians of the Galaxy than Awesome Music Mix Vol. 1? Well, this cake.

Okay, I'm kidding about that one. The music from that film practically made the movie. Still, this is a really awesome cake.

Okay, I’m kidding about that one. The music from that film practically made the movie. Still, this is a really awesome cake.

67. No Iron Man party should ever go without these hand cookies.

Yes, I put up Iron Man hand cookies before. But these don't use any icing.

Yes, I put up Iron Man hand cookies before. But these don’t use any icing.

68. These Avengers cake pops are surely well assembled.

Includes Hulk, Iron Man, Yhor, Captain America, Black Widow, and Nick Fury. Apparently, Hawkeye isn't nearly as popular to have one, is he?

Includes Hulk, Iron Man, Yhor, Captain America, Black Widow, and Nick Fury. Apparently, Hawkeye isn’t nearly as popular to have one, is he?

69. This Mjolnir cake should only be for the birthday of whom is worthy.

I know I've posted a Thor hammer cake before in last year's birthday cake post. Still, at least this one doesn't resemble anything phallic. At least as I see it.

I know I’ve posted a Thor hammer cake before in last year’s birthday cake post. Still, at least this one doesn’t resemble anything phallic. At least as I see it.

70. There’s nothing more smashing green at a party than this Hulk face cake.

Sure it may not look quite like Mark Ruffalo. But still, this cake looks really pissed.

Sure it may not look quite like Mark Ruffalo. But still, this cake looks really pissed.

71. At Charles Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters, every meal is served with some Cyclops bread.

Of course, this doesn't mean that Cyclops is the most popular character on X-Men. Because despite being married to Jean Grey, most fans would rather see her with Wolverine.

Of course, this doesn’t mean that Cyclops is the most popular character on X-Men. Because despite being married to Jean Grey, most fans would rather see her with Wolverine.

72. To celebrate a birthday at S.H.I.E.L.D., this is the kind of cake to mark the occasion.

Now we know the kind of cake someone should get for Nick Fury's birthday party. After all, even though S.H.I.E.L.D. is a secret organization, its logo appears everywhere.

Now we know the kind of cake someone should get for Nick Fury’s birthday party. After all, even though S.H.I.E.L.D. is a secret organization, its logo appears everywhere.

73. For your fiesta, you can’t do without your very own Captain America nacho tray.

Includes two colors of chips, dip, and some cherry tomatoes. Not sure if Captain America eats Mexican though.

Includes two colors of chips, dip, and some cherry tomatoes. Not sure if Captain America eats Mexican though.

74. You can’t have a patriotic party without a quintessential Captain America shield cake.

Well, this is probably the kind of Captain America cake you'd get at a bakery. I suppose the others were custom made.

Well, this is probably the kind of Captain America cake you’d get at a bakery. I suppose the others were custom made.

75. Those who like X-Men might like these punk Storm cake pops.

Let's just say that Storm didn't always stick to the same hairstyle over the years. Still, she looks better without a mohawk.

Let’s just say that Storm didn’t always stick to the same hairstyle over the years. Still, she looks better without a mohawk.

76. Grace your Marvel dessert platter with these Captain America shield cookies.

Okay, this is another set of Captain America cookies. But these don't have icing as you see.

Okay, this is another set of Captain America cookies. But these don’t have icing as you see.

77. For a feast at Vahalla, you can’t possibly do without some Odin bread.

Surprised that I couldn't find many treats associated with Loki since he's a rather popular character. In the movies, Odin is kind of a jerk (though he's a better guy than in the myths).

Surprised that I couldn’t find many treats associated with Loki since he’s a rather popular character. In the movies, Odin is kind of a jerk (though he’s a better guy than in the myths).

78. Anyone into Deadpool might want to get a taste of these mask cookies.

Yes, this is another set of Deadpool cookies. But these mask ones look quite different from the others. So they count.

Yes, this is another set of Deadpool cookies. But these mask ones look quite different from the others. So they count.

79. Those who are into Spider Man vs. Venom might appreciate this cake.

Sure Venom may seem like Spider Man in a black suit. However, he's not and he's far worse than that.

Sure Venom may seem like Spider Man in a black suit. However, he’s not and he’s far worse than that.

80. At Asgard, there’s no worthy sustenance than some Thor hammer snacks.

These include Ritz crackers, cheese lightning bolts, grapes, and pretzel sticks. And I ensure they're worthy snacks for a Norse god.

These include Ritz crackers, cheese lightning bolts, grapes, and pretzel sticks. And I ensure they’re worthy snacks for a Norse god.

81. Each of the Avengers get a piece of this cake.

As long it's Hulk, Captain America, Thor, and Iron Man. Because they're the most significant in the Marvel Comics franchise.

As long it’s Hulk, Captain America, Thor, and Iron Man. Because they’re the most significant in the Marvel Comics franchise.

82. Nothing makes a Spidey party better than this Spider Man cake.

This one is a cake of Spider Man's face. And it comes with some web cupcakes. Looks pretty neat.

This one is a cake of Spider Man’s face. And it comes with some web cupcakes. Looks pretty neat.

83. Your Avengers baby shower simply can’t happen without these cookies.

Of course, I'm sure the Avengers weren't wearing such outfits when they were little. Still, these are cute.

Of course, I’m sure the Avengers weren’t wearing such outfits when they were little. Still, these are cute.

84. When it comes to Guardians of the Galaxy, these Awesome Music Vol. 1 cookies would make a fine addition to your dessert platter.

Because nothing says Guardians of the Galaxy like its awesome music soundtrack. Nevertheless, these are great.

Because nothing says Guardians of the Galaxy like its awesome music soundtrack. Nevertheless, these are great.

85. Start your breakfast with whole Groot muffins.

Well, these are just muffins with eyes in them. And they're uneven for Groot's hair. So cute.

Well, these are just muffins with eyes in them. And they’re uneven for Groot’s hair. So cute.

86. Nothing packs the punch like some Hulk hand cake pops.

Yes, these are little Hulk hand cake pops. Not good for smashing. Though they might be delicious.

Yes, these are little Hulk hand cake pops. Not good for smashing. Though they might be delicious.

87. These Avengers cupcakes are surely well assembled.

Includes The Incredible Hulk, Hawkeye, Captain America, Iron Man, Black Widow, Thor, Spider Man, and Loki. Sure Loki is a bad guy. But you can't help but like him.

Includes The Incredible Hulk, Hawkeye, Captain America, Iron Man, Black Widow, Thor, Spider Man, and Loki. Sure Loki is a bad guy. But you can’t help but like him.

88. On your Spidey shack platter, you can’t go without some Spider Man gouda.

Well, these shells have webs to match Spider Man's spider suit. Kind of clever if you think about it.

Well, these shells have webs to match Spider Man’s spider suit. Kind of clever if you think about it.

89. For a Mexican treat in the galaxy, perhaps take a bite out of a Groot churo.

I'm sure the dirt is made from pudding and Oreos that you can dip churo Groot in. Still, this is quite clever.

I’m sure the dirt is made from pudding and Oreos that you can dip churo Groot in. Still, this is quite clever.

90. No Iron Man dinner is complete without some Iron Man pizza.

Well, this one seems to have the suit down quite right. Like how they used onion for the heart.

Well, this one seems to have the suit down quite right. Like how they used onion for the heart.

91. There’s nothing more soft and fluffy than some Hail HYDRA bread.

Well, this looks pretty disgusting. Still, I'm sure the people at HYDRA enjoy this in their cafeteria.

Well, this looks pretty disgusting. Still, I’m sure the people at HYDRA enjoy this in their cafeteria.

92. Get ironed up for this Iron Man cake.

This one seems to have a reactor light inside. Probably not edible. But I'm sure the rest of cake is.

This one seems to have a reactor light inside. Probably not edible. But I’m sure the rest of cake is.

93. For a special Avengers treat, taste some of these Black Widow dark chocolate pinata cookies.

And these are filled with Mini M&M's. At least Black Widow has a great treat like this if you ask me.

And these are filled with Mini M&M’s. At least Black Widow has a great treat like this if you ask me.

94. There’s nothing grander at a party in Asgard than these chocolate Thor hammers.

All you need are chocolate, pretzel sticks, and possibly marshmallows. Serve only whom is worthy.

All you need are chocolate, pretzel sticks, and possibly marshmallows. Serve only whom is worthy.

95. If you like Marvel, then you’ll sure adore these cupcakes.

I'm sure these were professionally made with all the detail. Nevertheless, they're pretty cool if you ask me.

I’m sure these were professionally made with all the detail. Nevertheless, they’re pretty cool if you ask me.

96. Delight your Spider Man party guests with these Spidey pizza bites.

These are covered with tomato sauce, cheese, and olives. Brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Spider Man.

These are covered with tomato sauce, cheese, and olives. Brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Spider Man.

97. This Marvel cake seems very full of color.

Since it has at least 2 Avengers as well as sound effects galore. Love the bright colors.

Since it has at least 2 Avengers as well as sound effects galore. Love the bright colors.

98. Get a patriotic healthy taste with this Captain America fruit platter.

Yes, this is another Captain America fruit dish. However, this one has marshmallows and dip.

Yes, this is another Captain America fruit dish. However, this one has marshmallows and dip.

99. No Marvel superhero party is complete without these Deadpool cupcakes.

I don't know much about Deadpool. But I hear he's really popular. Also, these cupcakes have red filling and chocolate icing for the mask.

I don’t know much about Deadpool. But I hear he’s really popular. Also, these cupcakes have red filling and chocolate icing for the mask.

100. Finally, there’s no better Guardians of the Galaxy treat out of this world than these chocolate Groots.

And here they all are in their pudding cups. Made from pretzels, marshmallow, and chocolate. Adorable.

And here they all are in their pudding cups. Made from pretzels, marshmallow, and chocolate. Adorable.

Iron Man Inspired Marvel Comics Craft Projects

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Like I said before about comic book superheroes, while they tend to seen as something loved by geeks, they are part of the American cultural heritage that must be recognized. Seriously, many of your DC and Marvel superheroes have been around longer than Star Trek, Star Wars, Harry Potter, and many popular TV shows. Hell, Super Man, Batman, Wonder Woman, and Captain America have been fighting bad guys in comic books before television. The X-Men and the Avengers originally got together before you’ve ever heard of Trekkies or Jedi. Nevertheless, while many fans might go for the merchandise, some creative types might salute their superheroes through their art. And of course, there are superheroes in the Marvel Universe who like to make things. Maybe not craft projects. After all, while Tony Stark can make a radioactive heart and an Iron Man suit. Hell, he even made a heart with a new element in his workshop. However, most craft projects aren’t as sophisticated as what Tony Stark makes in his man cave. Yet, some people do have craft projects in their workshops or their garage. Nevertheless, you find plenty of Marvel craft projects on Pinterest if you take a look. So for your reading pleasure, I present to you a trove of craft projects inspired by Marvel Comics.

  1. Seems like the Star Lord has a mug with his name on it.
Well, the Star Lord needs to have his own drinking vessel. Doesn't he? I mean he has to eat and drink.

Well, the Star Lord needs to have his own drinking vessel. Doesn’t he? I mean he has to eat and drink.

2. Even Captain America needs his cup of joe in the morning.

Yes, this is a patriotic coffee mug for a patriotic superhero. Let's hope Cap's brand is still around.

Yes, this is a patriotic coffee mug for a patriotic superhero. Let’s hope Cap’s brand is still around.

3. Cuddle up with this Spider Man crocheted web blanket.

And yes, it's of a web with a big black spider on it. Sure Spider Man is a popular superhero. But spiders are a popular phobia.

And yes, it’s of a web with a big black spider on it. Sure Spider Man is a popular superhero. But spiders are a popular phobia.

4. Avenger bows, assemble!

Yes, these are for young girls. And they are of the Avengers. Also includes one for Loki who's not. But he's such a great villain that there was a demand.

Yes, these are for young girls. And they are of the Avengers. Also includes one for Loki who’s not. But he’s such a great villain that there was a demand.

5. Step out in a pair of these Avengers heels.

These are covered with Avenger comic books. Or at least comic book paper.

These are covered with Avenger comic books. Or at least comic book paper.

6. If you love Spider Man, then cuddle up with this amigurumi.

Not sure if this guy could spin a web. But he sure looks somewhat adorable. Not sure about the eyes.

Not sure if this guy could spin a web. But he sure looks somewhat adorable. Not sure about the eyes.

7. This tesseract cube will light up your room.

Yes, apparently you can make your own tesseract. Would've saved Loki lots of trouble if he had such knowledge.

Yes, apparently you can make your own tesseract. Would’ve saved Loki lots of trouble if he had such knowledge.

8. Salute America’s favorite super soldier with these Captain America shield earrings.

Because a great weapon should have an image to become a great fashion accessory. Still, I think I split an earlobe with earrings that big.

Because a great weapon should have an image to become a great fashion accessory. Still, I think I split an earlobe with earrings that big.

9. Plant some flowers in your neighborhood Spider Man.

The kind of superhero flower pot that was inspired by one who was bitten by a radioactive spider. And one that contains spiders, too.

The kind of superhero flower pot that was inspired by one who was bitten by a radioactive spider. And one that contains spiders, too.

10. This Captain America crocheted buddy is bound to have lots of patriotic action.

Yes, he's a super soldier with a super shield. And he's super cute, too. The one in the movies isn't bad looking either.

Yes, he’s a super soldier with a super shield. And he’s super cute, too. The one in the movies isn’t bad looking either.

11. These Captain America barrettes will achieve any patriotic hairstyle.

Yes, these operate by the same notion as their Batman counterparts. Still, they're pretty.

Yes, these operate by the same notion as their Batman counterparts. Still, they’re pretty.

12. Lounge around in a pair of these Spider Man slippers.

Not sure if these are for an adult or a child. Still, might make great chew toys for dogs if left out long enough.

Not sure if these are for an adult or a child. Still, might make great chew toys for dogs if left out long enough.

13. There’s nothing more beautiful at Stark Industries than this Iron Man Bow.

This one is gold and red with Tony Stark's radioactive heart. Which goes broke in the second film where he has to make a new element.

This one is gold and red with Tony Stark’s radioactive heart. Which goes broke in the second film where he has to make a new element.

 

14. Nothing’s more Spider Many like a Spider Man spider.

I have to admit, I know people would freak out over this. But I think it's pretty clever. After all, Spider Man does have a spider emblem.

I have to admit, I know people would freak out over this. But I think it’s pretty clever. After all, Spider Man does have a spider emblem.

15. For Guardians of the Galaxy fans, you can’t go without a sampler like this.

Yes, that's an image of the role Vin Diesel was born to play. And of a houseplant that could really follow directions.

Yes, that’s an image of the role Vin Diesel was born to play. And of a houseplant that could really follow directions.

16. Gardeners would grow great flowers with these flower pots assembled.

Includes Captain America, Iron Man, Hulk, and Thor. Let's just say I prefer the Chris Hemsworth Thor to the comic version. For obvious reasons.

Includes Captain America, Iron Man, Hulk, and Thor. Let’s just say I prefer the Chris Hemsworth Thor to the comic version. For obvious reasons.

17. These Avengers pillows would look wonderfully assembled on any couch.

Consists of Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Hawkeye, and Black Widow. Love the colors on these.

Consists of Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Hawkeye, and Black Widow. Love the colors on these.

18. Seems like Groot and Rocket are such great friends.

Yes, this is somebody's craft project which I found on Pinterest. And yes, it's so adorable. Baby Groot is so cute.

Yes, this is somebody’s craft project which I found on Pinterest. And yes, it’s so adorable. Baby Groot is so cute.

19. This patriotic stool might give you a lift.

Now you can reach for that shelf by stepping on Captain America's shield. I'm sure he wouldn't be too happy.

Now you can reach for that shelf by stepping on Captain America’s shield. I’m sure he wouldn’t be too happy.

20. Those in college Greek life might enjoy these Avengers paddles.

These are Avengers sorority paddles. Let's just say I'm not a big fan of frats or sororities. And I'm glad I went to a college that banned them.

These are Avengers sorority paddles. Let’s just say I’m not a big fan of frats or sororities. And I’m glad I went to a college that banned them.

21. This Thor jewelry set is among the finest in Asgard.

Thus, this Thor jewelry set of thunder bolt earrings and a Mjolnir pendant necklace should only go to he who is worthy. Still, it's Thor's symbol.

Thus, this Thor jewelry set of thunder bolt earrings and a Mjolnir pendant necklace should only go to he who is worthy. Still, it’s Thor’s symbol.

22. Nothing makes a better spread than this crocheted Captain America blanket.

Also doubles as a small rug. Either way, this kid seems to enjoy it.

Also doubles as a small rug. Either way, this kid seems to enjoy it.

23. Nothing is more cuddlier in a pot than this plush dancing baby Groot.

You honestly can't help but love this. Seriously this little tree is adorable.

You honestly can’t help but love this. Seriously this little tree is adorable.

24. For an Avengers party, nothing is better than this Captain America hair piece.

I think some mom was wearing this for a superhero party. Still, it's pretty.

I think some mom was wearing this for a superhero party. Still, it’s pretty.

25. These Avengers panels look great when assembled.

Includes Thor, Hulk, Captain America, Spider Man, and Iron Man. However, Spider Man isn't in the Avengers movies since he's owned by Sony.

Includes Thor, Hulk, Captain America, Spider Man, and Iron Man. However, Spider Man isn’t in the Avengers movies since he’s owned by Sony.

26. Deadpool fans would certainly adore this hat.

Not really familiar with Deadpool. But this hat is pretty cool.

Not really familiar with Deadpool. But this hat is pretty cool.

27. With the Avengers, you’d always have enough members for a charm bracelet.

Wonder why all the Avengers don't have charm bracelets like these. Might've prevented Civil War (though when I hear it, I think of an entirely different conflict).

Wonder why all the Avengers don’t have charm bracelets like these. Might’ve prevented Civil War (though when I hear it, I think of an entirely different conflict).

28. Be a superhero in your kitchen with these Avengers pot holders.

Let's just say, these will protect your hands while you're holding pots. Unless you have hands like Bruce Banner when he's angry.

Let’s just say, these will protect your hands while you’re holding pots. Unless you have hands like Bruce Banner when he’s angry.

29. Wrap yourself in this Avengers quilt.

It's a rather colorful Avengers quilt. Still, these little Avengers are so adorable.

It’s a rather colorful Avengers quilt. Still, these little Avengers are so adorable.

30. Remember, always be yourself unless you can be Deadpool.

Because I hear that Deadpool is cool. Of course, he was initially depicted as a villain. But he's such as badass.

Because I hear that Deadpool is cool. Of course, he was initially depicted as a villain. But he’s such as badass.

31. Those at S.H.I.E.L.D. lay their heads on knit pillows with their own insignia.

Sure S.H.I.E.L.D. is supposed to be a secret government organization. Yet, it has its own insignia like MI-6 in James Bond.

Sure S.H.I.E.L.D. is supposed to be a secret government organization. Yet, it has its own insignia like MI-6 in James Bond.

32. When it comes to samplers, this Iron Man one glows in the dark.

And yes, this Iron Man one gives electric shocks. Still, looks pretty cool though.

And yes, this Iron Man one gives electric shocks. Still, looks pretty cool though.

33. Snuggle up at Asgard with your very own Thor pillow and hammer.

The Fluff hammer Mjolnir only belongs to the pillow who is worthy. But this is adorable.

The Fluff hammer Mjolnir only belongs to the pillow who is worthy. But this is adorable.

34. This Avengers bar stool is well assembled.

This is made from Captain America's shield, Thor's hammer, and the S.H.I.E.L.D.'s logo. Pretty creative if you ask me.

This is made from Captain America’s shield, Thor’s hammer, and the S.H.I.E.L.D.’s logo. Pretty creative if you ask me.

35. Captain America quilt is meant to be draped on any patriotic superhero.

Yes, this is the quality American super soldier quilt. And yes, it's incredibly awesome.

Yes, this is the quality American super soldier quilt. And yes, it’s incredibly awesome.

36. Surely Thanos would even envy this Infinity Gauntlet bracelet.

I think the Infinity Gauntlet is from Guardians of the Galaxy which is said to belong to Thanos. Still, I think this is very pretty. Love the stones on this.

I think the Infinity Gauntlet is from Guardians of the Galaxy which is said to belong to Thanos. Still, I think this is very pretty. Love the stones on this.

37. No little super soldier could ever do without this Captain America pillow and shield.

Not sure if the shield works like a discus. But this is so adorable if you ask me.

Not sure if the shield works like a discus. But this is so adorable if you ask me.

38. “Doth Mother know you weareth her drapes?”

I think this might be from the Avengers since it has Iron Man and Thor. But it's pretty funny.

I think this might be from the Avengers since it has Iron Man and Thor. But it’s pretty funny. Thor hath a great sense of humor.

39. Keep your Avenger head warm with these crocheted beanies.

This includes Hulk, Loki, Thor, Captain America, and Iron Man. Sure Black Widow isn't included. But Hawkeye isn't either. I mean neither has an iconic headgear.

This includes Hulk, Loki, Thor, Captain America, and Iron Man. Sure Black Widow isn’t included. But Hawkeye isn’t either. I mean neither has an iconic headgear.

40. These Avengers finger puppets are sure well assembled.

Consists of Hulk, Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, and Hawkeye. Sure they're cute but unfortunately Black Widow isn't included. Just like in the merchandise.

Consists of Hulk, Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, and Hawkeye. Sure they’re cute but unfortunately Black Widow isn’t included. Just like in the merchandise.

41. Nothing makes a warmer blanket than one having these Avengers assembled.

These are adorable. Still, in the movies Wolverine and Spider Man aren't in it. But they're pretty popular in Marvel.

These are adorable. Still, in the movies Wolverine and Spider Man aren’t in it. But they’re pretty popular in Marvel.

42. Hand puppet, Avengers, assemble!

Consists of Hulk, Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America. Not sure how anyone would react their action scenes in Avengers puppet shows.

Consists of Hulk, Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America. Not sure how anyone would react their action scenes in Avengers puppet shows.

43. For Iron Man, nothing shines brighter than his reactor heart.

This is the heart Tony Stark created in Iron Man 2 in which he invented a new element. Still, it's rather pretty.

This is the heart Tony Stark created in Iron Man 2 in which he invented a new element. Still, it’s rather pretty.

44. Carry your things in this Captain America shield purse.

Seems like a rather simple design. Not sure if it would make a great discus. But I think you can hit something with it if the moment arrives.

Seems like a rather simple design. Not sure if it would make a great discus. But I think you can hit something with it if the moment arrives.

45. Adorn yourself with this lovely tesseract bracelet.

I'm sure this is a lovely bracelet Loki would approve of. Let's hope he's not wearing it when he's in the form of mare (it's a story Loki doesn't want to discuss).

I’m sure this is a lovely bracelet Loki would approve of. Let’s hope he’s not wearing it when he’s in the form of mare (it’s a story Loki doesn’t want to discuss).

46. Keep your candy safe in your very own neighborhood Spider Man candy dispenser.

Seems like you use a glass bowl with a flower pot. Still, would like to try the candy in this one.

Seems like you use a glass bowl with a flower pot. Still, would like to try the candy in this one.

47. Grace your front door with your very own Captain America wreath.

This red, white, and blue wreath has Captain America's shield. Also doubles as a 4th of July wreath.

This red, white, and blue wreath has Captain America’s shield. Also doubles as a 4th of July wreath.

48. Seems like Beast certainly looks great on a piece of embroidery.

For some reason, this blue X-Man kind of reminds me of Yoda with glasses. But he's probably not.

For some reason, this blue X-Man kind of reminds me of Yoda with glasses. But he’s probably not.

49. “You have failed me, brain!”

Yes, this is another Deadpool stitching pattern. Not sure why he's so popular among embroidery people.

Yes, this is another Deadpool stitching pattern. Not sure why he’s so popular among embroidery people.

50. Seems Spidey has gotten tangled in his own web.

I think this is a crochet art display in an art museum. Still, want to know how Spider Man will get out of this one.

I think this is a crochet art display in an art museum. Still, want to know how Spider Man will get out of this one.

51. Nothing is better playground fun than a groot swing.

I wonder if this was made from a tree. Seems like it. Still, this is clever.

I wonder if this was made from a tree. Seems like it. Still, this is clever.

52. In Asgard, this cord rope Mjolnir is for one who is worthy.

I'm sure it's for decoration. Because you can't really hit anyone with this thing.

I’m sure it’s for decoration. Because you can’t really hit anyone with this thing.

53. Light up your room with these Avengers’ lamps.

Lampshades have comics on them. Bases have action figures. Come in 2 varieties.

Lampshades have comics on them. Bases have action figures. Come in 2 varieties.

54. Pin some stuff on your very own Avengers bulletin board.

Seems like you can find Avengers fabric if you can find the right location. It's also lined with orange ribbons and white buttons.

Seems like you can find Avengers fabric if you can find the right location. It’s also lined with orange ribbons and white buttons.

55. Be the patriotic maven in your kitchen with this Captain America USO girl apron.

This is based on the USO girl outfits you see in the first Captain America movie. Doesn't seem far from the outfit in the film.

This is based on the USO girl outfits you see in the first Captain America movie. Doesn’t seem far from the outfit in the film.

56. Nothing makes play time more fun than these Avenger peg dolls assembled.

Includes Hulk, Iron Man, Captain America, Spider Man, Thor, and Wolverine. All so cute.

Includes Hulk, Iron Man, Captain America, Spider Man, Thor, and Wolverine. All so cute.

57. Seems like this tapestry belongs to a member of HYDRA.

To be fair, HYDRA's logo is pretty cool. But it does look pretty evil if you ask me.

To be fair, HYDRA’s logo is pretty cool. But it does look pretty evil if you ask me.

58. This Marvel Avengers quilt is a real patchwork job.

Well, a checkerboard patch work of Avengers logs and comic spaces. Seems pretty cool though.

Well, a checkerboard patch work of Avengers logs and comic spaces. Seems pretty cool though.

59. Seems like Spider Man is spinning a web on the upholstery.

Sure you might think this is fine furniture. Until you notice that the cushioning depicts Spider Man. Still, I'm sure Peter Parker can't afford this if his life depended on it.

Sure you might think this is fine furniture. Until you notice that the cushioning depicts Spider Man. Still, I’m sure Peter Parker can’t afford this if his life depended on it.

60. Perhaps you’d want a scarf with Spider Man fingers.

Not sure how these were made since they kind of look creepy. Perhaps they should be on a suit.

Not sure how these were made since they kind of look creepy. Perhaps they should be on a suit.

61. Light up your home workshop with your very own Iron Man lamp.

Seems like it's an Iron Man action figure with a lampshade on top. Then again, the lampshade does match the suit.

Seems like it’s an Iron Man action figure with a lampshade on top. Then again, the lampshade does match the suit.

62. A Captain America shield rug would look absolutely great in any patriotic bathroom.

Not sure if I have a bathroom that could fit this. But it sure looks pretty cool.

Not sure if I have a bathroom that could fit this. But it sure looks pretty cool.

63. If you want great lighting style, this Tiffany Iron Man lamp is divine.

It's the lamp of Iron Man's mask. Yet it appears to be made by a bunch of stained glass pieces. Not for practical use other than lighting.

It’s the lamp of Iron Man’s mask. Yet it appears to be made by a bunch of stained glass pieces. Not for practical use other than lighting.

64. Keep warm in the Marvel Universe with this fleece blanket.

The Avengers seem to be all over each other in this one. But the blanket sure looks warm and comfy.

The Avengers seem to be all over each other in this one. But the blanket sure looks warm and comfy.

65. This Tiffany Captain America shield lamp is bound to look bright on any wall.

This kind of reminds me of light coming into a stained glass window. Nevertheless, don't use it as a weapon or as sporting equipment.

This kind of reminds me of light coming into a stained glass window. Nevertheless, don’t use it as a weapon or as sporting equipment.

66. These Iron Man gloves will surely keep your hands warm.

Well, sure it would keep the hands warm. Fingers, on the other hand, not so much.

Well, sure it would keep the hands warm. Fingers, on the other hand, not so much.

67. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Avengeowls.

Well, they have Hulk, Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, and Loki. The Iron Man one seems like a robot. Anyway, these are adorable.

Well, they have Hulk, Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, and Loki. The Iron Man one seems like a robot. Anyway, these are adorable.

68. Here we have a Spider Camel walking across a parking lot.

Yes, this is a Spider Man camel sculpture. I don't think it's for sale. But it exists.

Yes, this is a Spider Man camel sculpture. I don’t think it’s for sale. But it exists.

69. This Spider Man sampler glows if you turn off the dark.

And as you see, one half is in the light while the other is in the dark. The dark side brings an eerie glow.

And as you see, one half is in the light while the other is in the dark. The dark side brings an eerie glow.

70. This Captain America necklace has a great patriotic pendant.

Not sure if it was crafted or manufactured. Either way, it sure seems lovely to wear.

Not sure if it was crafted or manufactured. Either way, it sure seems lovely to wear.

71. This crocheted Spider Man hat is bound to keep your little one warm.

Sure it has some black, white, and red tassles on the side. But it sure looks cute on that kid.

Sure it has some black, white, and red tassles on the side. But it sure looks cute on that kid.

72. When it comes to a patriotic panel, nothing beats Captain America’s shield.

Though made from strips of wood, it was cut in a circular shape. How it was accomplished, I'll never know.

Though made from strips of wood, it was cut in a circular shape. How it was accomplished, I’ll never know.

73. On this sampler, Captain America understood that reference.

Well, that's a rather popular reference by Captain America. So I understood that reference.

Well, that’s a rather popular reference by Captain America. So I understood that reference.

74. Bundle up with this Spider Man hat and scarf.

Not sure if I want to wear something with eyes like that. But it's Spider Man so I guess it's cool.

Not sure if I want to wear something with eyes like that. But it’s Spider Man so I guess it’s cool.

75. For your drinks, set them on these Captain America shield coasters.

These may not protect you against bad guys. But they'll protect your table from damage when you need to set a drink.

These may not protect you against bad guys. But they’ll protect your table from damage when you need to set a drink.

76. A person who owns this sampler is burdened with glorious purpose.

Yes, Loki, I get it. But why do you have to be still irresistibly evil?

Yes, Loki, I get it. But why do you have to be still irresistibly evil?

77. Any smart mutant is bound to have a pair of these earrings.

I'm sure these would go with the red X-Men jumpsuits. Still, Professor X's school doesn't have much of a safety policy if you ask me.

I’m sure these would go with the red X-Men jumpsuits. Still, Professor X’s school doesn’t have much of a safety policy if you ask me.

78. These Avengers bows are so sparkly.

These consist of Black Widow, Captain America, Thor, Iron Man, Spider Man, and Hulk. Each is pretty in its own way though.

These consist of Black Widow, Captain America, Thor, Iron Man, Spider Man, and Hulk. Each is pretty in its own way though.

79. Anyone burdened with glorious purpose would enjoy this Loki pillow.

This one even has the famous Loki horns. So cute though. Still, my dad can't believe that the guy who plays Loki has lighter hair in real life.

This one even has the famous Loki horns. So cute though. Still, my dad can’t believe that the guy who plays Loki has lighter hair in real life.

80. Guess we have a piece of Groot’s trunk here.

I think this a wood carving that was featured on Etsy. Love how it uses the name tag format.

I think this a wood carving that was featured on Etsy. Love how it uses the name tag format.

81. A tie dye Captain America T-shirt enters on a great patriotic groove.

Then again, when it comes to superheroes, a Captain America tie dye is the easiest to pull off. Too bad Cap was frozen during the 1960s (at least in the movies).

Then again, when it comes to superheroes, a Captain America tie dye is the easiest to pull off. Too bad Cap was frozen during the 1960s (at least in the movies).

82. On this quilt, every Avenger has their own line.

Includes, Hawkeye, Thor, Black Widow, Iron Man, Captain America, and Hulk. And each line has their colors and symbol.

Includes, Hawkeye, Thor, Black Widow, Iron Man, Captain America, and Hulk. And each line has their colors and symbol.

83. “I’m with you till’ the end of the line.”

You have to admire how Captain America is willing to stand by his friend Bucky Barnes. Seeing his best friend like that must be a rather painful experience for him. Much like how Katniss was when Peeta was hijacked. At least he got better.

You have to admire how Captain America is willing to stand by his friend Bucky Barnes. Seeing his best friend like that must be a rather painful experience for him. Much like how Katniss was when Peeta was hijacked. At least he got better.

84. Take a Spidey drink with this Spider Man wine glass.

This one has Spider Man's face painted and is tied with a black ribbon with white dots. Classy.

This one has Spider Man’s face painted and is tied with a black ribbon with white dots. Classy.

85. With a crocheted hat and shield, any kid could be Captain America.

The hat has wings and braided red, white, and blue strings. Nevertheless, this is adorable, especially in front of the flag.

The hat has wings and braided red, white, and blue strings. Nevertheless, this is adorable, especially in front of the flag.

86. This Mjolnir necklace should be worn around one who is worthy.

Sure it might not generate lightning bolts. But it sure looks beautiful.

Sure it might not generate lightning bolts. But it sure looks beautiful.

87. Seems like Groot sprouted some leaves.

Don't think Groot had any leaves in Guardians from the Galaxy. Still, this is so adorable.

Don’t think Groot had any leaves in Guardians from the Galaxy. Still, this is so adorable.

88. Peg doll Avengers, assemble!

Yes, it's another set of Avengers peg dolls. But this set has Black Widow and Hawkeye.

Yes, it’s another set of Avengers peg dolls. But this set has Black Widow and Hawkeye.

89. A crocheted Captain America beanie is a rather patriotic one.

Not sure what it would look like on someone's head. Still, this is quite creative.

Not sure what it would look like on someone’s head. Still, this is quite creative.

90. Seems like the Avengers are assembled on this table.

Then again, I'm not sure it's even a table. But it has the Avengers on it so it goes on this post.

Then again, I’m not sure it’s even a table. But it has the Avengers on it so it goes on this post.

91. There’s nobody in the galaxy that can resist this plush Groot.

Yes, this is a plush Groot, a character that's practically a walking tree in the movie. Still, this is adorable.

Yes, this is a plush Groot, a character that’s practically a walking tree in the movie. Still, this is adorable.

92. Light up your room with this Spider Man glass block.

Seems like they have a lot of glass block art for some reason. Not sure if this Spider Man was a decal.

Seems like they have a lot of glass block art for some reason. Not sure if this Spider Man was a decal.

93. You can easily assemble these Avenger nesting dolls.

Includes Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Nick Fury, and Loki. And Loki already has issues with inferiority.

Includes Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Nick Fury, and Loki. And Loki already has issues with inferiority.

94. Your party is sure to be well assembled with these sparkly Avengers wine glasses.

These consist of Thor, Captain America, Iron Man, and Hulk. And are probably used for decorative purposes only.

These consist of Thor, Captain America, Iron Man, and Hulk. And are probably used for decorative purposes only.

95. There’s nothing more fearsome around like this Wolverine crochet doll.

Yes, he may be indestructible and have adamantium claws. But like Hugh Jackman, you can't resist this one.

Yes, he may be indestructible and have adamantium claws. But like Hugh Jackman, you can’t resist this one.

96. In the crocheted world of Guardians of the Galaxy, you can’t beat this Groot.

Seems like there's more of Groot on here than the other Guardians of the Galaxy. Then again, he's pretty iconic.

Seems like there’s more of Groot on here than the other Guardians of the Galaxy. Then again, he’s pretty iconic.

97. At X-Men Academy, cuddle up with this Wolverine pillow.

This pillow may be quite cuddly. However, understand that Wolverine is anything but.

This pillow may be quite cuddly. However, understand that Wolverine is anything but.

98. Seems like they carved a dancing baby Groot on wood.

Sure it's a piece of wood. But the image of a dancing baby Groot never gets old.

Sure it’s a piece of wood. But the image of a dancing baby Groot never gets old.

99. I’m sure this sampler will be beloved by anyone who adores the best Marvel villain.

Yes, Loki is a weasel and incredibly evil. However, in other ways, he's pretty misunderstood.

Yes, Loki is a weasel and incredibly evil. However, in other ways, he’s pretty misunderstood.

100. These Avengers pendant necklaces really go together.

Each Avenger image is taken from the comic book illustrations. Still, I like the look of movie Thor better as anyone would guess.

Each Avenger image is taken from the comic book illustrations. Still, I like the look of movie Thor better as anyone would guess.

Marvel Comics Merchandise Straight From Stark Industries

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As we know from the DC Comics merchandise post, companies love to do product placement for superheroes whether they appear in cartoons, TV, or in the movies. And yes, Thor probably should have his own shampoo. But unfortunately, this is a parody so you won’t be able to find any Thoreal on any store shelves or on Amazon. Sorry for those who wanted to get Thor’s silky Asgardian golden locks. Still, Marvel Comics superheroes tend to have considerable merchandise, even today. Of course, if you’re a lady superhero, you’re probably not going to get much merchandise in your image even if you’ve appeared in 4 Marvel movies. And it’s because Marvel feels that catering to boys is more profitable as well as consist of a bunch of sexist pricks. Sorry, Black Widow, yet you should get your own movie. But I’m not sure if Marvel will get around to it any time soon. Also, Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy seems to be getting screwed out of the merchandise as well. Not to mention the women from X-Men, too. Nevertheless, when it came to Marvel merchandising, I tried to find some of the more ridiculous products since they tend to incite giggles. Some might seem inappropriate. Others are just plain weird. But whatever the case, I went great lengths to find such merchandise. So for your reading pleasure, here is an assortment of Marvel merch for you to enjoy. Or not.

  1. A Captain America shield coffee table is a must have for any patriotic living room.
Because Captain America is a patriotic superhero. Also, a lot of his merchandise has to resemble his trademark shield.

Because Captain America is a patriotic superhero. Also, a lot of his merchandise has to resemble his trademark shield.

2. Nothing strikes fear in the minds of criminals like this Punisher action figure.

I've shown this one before on a Christmas toy post back in 2013. Still, it bears another mention since he has a large erect gun in his crotch. And it doesn't help when he's partway through in transforming into a gun either.

I’ve shown this one before on a Christmas toy post back in 2013. Still, it bears another mention since he has a large erect gun in his crotch. And it doesn’t help when he’s partway through in transforming into a gun either.

3. No Captain America fan should be without a pair of patriotic winged socks.

Uh, I think any Captain America fan can do without these. Seriously, Cap no longer has wings on his helmet. Besides, who do you think you are trying to get away with this? Hermes?

Uh, I think any Captain America fan can do without these. Seriously, Cap no longer has wings on his helmet. Besides, who do you think you are trying to get away with this? Hermes?

4. If you like Spider Man, then you’ll like these “Spi” robo dogs.

From I-Mockery: "Few things on this earth bring the word "abomination" to my mind, but I'll be damned if these Spider-Man "Spi-Dogs" don't do just that. It's bad enough when pet owners dress up their animals in ridiculous costumes to make them look more human, but this is really just going too far. So what do robotic dogs who dance to iPod music have to do with Spider-Man? What, you mean you don't know? Yeah well... neither do I. Gotta love it when completely random companies try to cash in on a big movie even though they clearly have no products that could be logically tied in with it."

From I-Mockery: “Few things on this earth bring the word “abomination” to my mind, but I’ll be damned if these Spider-Man “Spi-Dogs” don’t do just that. It’s bad enough when pet owners dress up their animals in ridiculous costumes to make them look more human, but this is really just going too far. So what do robotic dogs who dance to iPod music have to do with Spider-Man? What, you mean you don’t know? Yeah well… neither do I. Gotta love it when completely random companies try to cash in on a big movie even though they clearly have no products that could be logically tied in with it.”

5. For those who really liked Vision from Age of Ultron, here’s a great new ballpark cap you can wear.

Okay, I admit, Vision is a pretty cool superhero. But this hat? Seriously, this just seems like a tacky eyesore.

Okay, I admit, Vision is a pretty cool superhero. But this hat? Seriously, this just seems like a tacky eyesore.

6. No die hard Spider Man fan could ever be without their very own Spider Spud.

And I thought the Batman Mr. Potato Heads were ridiculous. According to I-Mockery: "'When a radioactive spider bit Peter Parker Potato, he became Spider Spud. With eyes for trouble, this web slinger uses his starch-strength to mash out evil and save the day.' You really can't go wrong with a potato that has a back-story like that. I also can't deny my desire to store real potatoes in that removable Spidey suit too."

And I thought the Batman Mr. Potato Heads were ridiculous. According to I-Mockery: “‘When a radioactive spider bit Peter Parker Potato, he became Spider Spud. With eyes for trouble, this web slinger uses his starch-strength to mash out evil and save the day.’ You really can’t go wrong with a potato that has a back-story like that. I also can’t deny my desire to store real potatoes in that removable Spidey suit too.”

7. Rid your home of bugs with this Spider Man bug vacuum.

From I-Mockery: "At first glance you might be thinking, "What the hell? Since when does Spider-Man use a gun?" Well, my friend, that's no ordinary gun... it's a bug vacuum. It's a little-known fact that, in his spare time, Spider-Man is a practicing entomologist. Coming in both Spidey and Venom patterns, you can use these vacuums to suck up any bugs you can find. I suppose it's better than taking the chance of being bit by one, but isn't that part of the excitement of catching bugs when you're a kid? Defying death 'n all? Besides, getting bit by a bug isn't always a bad thing. Look what it did for Peter Parker!"

From I-Mockery: “At first glance you might be thinking, “What the hell? Since when does Spider-Man use a gun?” Well, my friend, that’s no ordinary gun… it’s a bug vacuum. It’s a little-known fact that, in his spare time, Spider-Man is a practicing entomologist. Coming in both Spidey and Venom patterns, you can use these vacuums to suck up any bugs you can find. I suppose it’s better than taking the chance of being bit by one, but isn’t that part of the excitement of catching bugs when you’re a kid? Defying death ‘n all? Besides, getting bit by a bug isn’t always a bad thing. Look what it did for Peter Parker!”

8. Get up in the morning to Captain America shield waffles with this patriotic waffle iron.

And it's all part of this complete patriotic super breakfast. Seriously, this just seems like a novelty thing at the least.

And it’s all part of this complete patriotic super breakfast. Seriously, this just seems like a novelty thing at the least.

9. When it comes to a superhero party, you just can’t celebrate without a Spider Man balloon.

Well, Spidey, didn't know a man like you can be so, well, well-endowed so to speak. Well, let's just say that Mary Jane must be a very lucky woman if you ask me. Oh, shit.

Well, Spidey, didn’t know a man like you can be so, well, well-endowed so to speak. Well, let’s just say that Mary Jane must be a very lucky woman if you ask me. Oh, shit.

10. Have tons of spidey fun with this Spider Man Crayola Crayon maker.

From I-Mockery: "What better way for aspiring young comic book artists to learn how to draw Spider-Man than with their own homemade spidey-shaped crayons? Ok, so maybe sticking with more traditionally-shaped writing tools is the best way to go, but there's no denying the fun of seeing the details of Spider-Man's face slowly getting rubbed out just so you can write "Kick Me" on a sheet of paper."

From I-Mockery: “What better way for aspiring young comic book artists to learn how to draw Spider-Man than with their own homemade spidey-shaped crayons? Ok, so maybe sticking with more traditionally-shaped writing tools is the best way to go, but there’s no denying the fun of seeing the details of Spider-Man’s face slowly getting rubbed out just so you can write “Kick Me” on a sheet of paper.”

11. With this Avengers cologne set, you can finally smell like a superhero.

I don't know about guys reading this. But do you really want to smell like an Avenger? I mean you might like the Hulk. But that doesn't mean you want to smell like him.

I don’t know about guys reading this. But do you really want to smell like an Avenger? I mean you might like the Hulk. But that doesn’t mean you want to smell like him.

12. Now you can toss the old pigskin any time with this Spider Man Nerf Weather Blitz Football.

From I-Mockery: "... I'm not really sure what Spider-Man and football have in common unless you compare Spidey getting his power from a spider bite to a football player getting his power from 'roids. Anyway, NERF is claiming that with the special web-laced grip patterns, you'll never drop this football even if it's raining out. After all, why actually practice a sport to get better at it when you can have technology make you look way better than you'll ever truly be. And hey, since it's a NERF ball you can go all out during the big game without any fear of being hurt just like a real superhero! "

From I-Mockery: “… I’m not really sure what Spider-Man and football have in common unless you compare Spidey getting his power from a spider bite to a football player getting his power from ‘roids. Anyway, NERF is claiming that with the special web-laced grip patterns, you’ll never drop this football even if it’s raining out. After all, why actually practice a sport to get better at it when you can have technology make you look way better than you’ll ever truly be. And hey, since it’s a NERF ball you can go all out during the big game without any fear of being hurt just like a real superhero! “

13. Talk to Spider-Man yourself with this talking camera phone.

Well, the phone is fake. But according to Amazon, "Little superheroes will love carrying around this pretend-play phone so they're at the beck and call of the next emergency in Gotham." Wait a second, Gotham? Seriously, Amazon, that's Batman's territory. Spider Man usually stays out of that place since it's in the DCU.

Well, the phone is fake. But according to Amazon, “Little superheroes will love carrying around this pretend-play phone so they’re at the beck and call of the next emergency in Gotham.” Wait a second, Gotham? Seriously, Amazon, that’s Batman’s territory. Spider Man usually stays out of that place since it’s in the DCU.

14. Immerse yourself in the pool with this Spider Man swim mask.

From I-Mockery: "In all honestly, I can't think of a better way to distance yourself from the opposite sex by walking around with this thing on. Of course, you could add in some Spidey Arm Floaties or Spidey Flippers for added effect just to ensure that not a single person on this planet will ever speak to you. Either way, enjoy your new life as a pool recluse."

From I-Mockery: “In all honestly, I can’t think of a better way to distance yourself from the opposite sex by walking around with this thing on. Of course, you could add in some Spidey Arm Floaties or Spidey Flippers for added effect just to ensure that not a single person on this planet will ever speak to you. Either way, enjoy your new life as a pool recluse.”

15. Help fight the bad guys with speed with this Spider Man Bum n’ Go Web Rider.

From I-Mockery: "Ignoring the fact that Spider-Man has no need for vehicular transportation when he can get around the city via web-slinging: Can somebody please explain to me how the hell adding mechanical spider legs to the base of a motorcycle is going to make it go faster or improve it in any way whatsoever? Hmm, you know what? Don't even bother trying."

From I-Mockery: “Ignoring the fact that Spider-Man has no need for vehicular transportation when he can get around the city via web-slinging: Can somebody please explain to me how the hell adding mechanical spider legs to the base of a motorcycle is going to make it go faster or improve it in any way whatsoever? Hmm, you know what? Don’t even bother trying.”

16. Snuggle up with your very own Itsy Bitsy Spider Man plush doll.

From I-Mockery: "There are some things that Spider-Man was NEVER meant to do... singing and dancing would have to be near the top of that list. Yet here he is doing just that with the Itsy Bitsy Spider-Man interactive plush doll. Having him actually dance to the Itsy Bitsy Spider song has got to be the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to him. And that's saying a lot consider we're talking about Peter Parker here."

From I-Mockery: “There are some things that Spider-Man was NEVER meant to do… singing and dancing would have to be near the top of that list. Yet here he is doing just that with the Itsy Bitsy Spider-Man interactive plush doll. Having him actually dance to the Itsy Bitsy Spider song has got to be the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to him. And that’s saying a lot consider we’re talking about Peter Parker here.”

17. Nothing goes better with a suit than these Iron Man cuff links.

Okay, Tony Stark may wear an Iron Man suit to fight crime. And he may have the balls to publicly admit he's Iron Man. However, I'm not sure he'd have the guts to wear such links at a formal party.

Okay, Tony Stark may wear an Iron Man suit to fight crime. And he may have the balls to publicly admit he’s Iron Man. However, I’m not sure he’d have the guts to wear such links at a formal party.

18. Guys, pop the question like an Avenger with this Iron Man Nuclear Reactor engagement ring.

Sure it may not be like proposing to your girlfriend with a Batman engagement ring. However, in case you're Tony Stark and head Stark Industries, you shouldn't even go for it. Seriously, you might fantasize about doing this. But you should probably go with a real ring instead even if it's more expensive.

Sure it may not be like proposing to your girlfriend with a Batman engagement ring. However, in case you’re Tony Stark and head Stark Industries, you shouldn’t even go for it. Seriously, you might fantasize about doing this. But you should probably go with a real ring instead even if it’s more expensive.

19. Store your gumballs in this Doctor Octopus gumball dispenser.

I don't know about you. But Doctor Oc seems rather tangled up in his mechanical appendages at the moment. Not sure what to make of that.

I don’t know about you. But Doctor Oc seems rather tangled up in his mechanical appendages at the moment. Not sure what to make of that.

20. Like plants? This Spider Man Web Swinging Chia Pet Building is for you.

Then again, I suppose a Spider Man chia head would be worse. But I'm not sure if a plant covered wall is great for Spidey's climbing abilities.

Then again, I suppose a Spider Man chia head would be worse. But I’m not sure if a plant covered wall is great for Spidey’s climbing abilities.

21. Set your drinks at night with these Iron Man nuclear reactor light up coasters.

Sure coasters are useful since they protect furniture. But light up ones? I think these might be a bit expensive for my tastes.

Sure coasters are useful since they protect furniture. But light up ones? I think these might be a bit expensive for my tastes.

22. On your table, nothing says togetherness like a set of Captain America and Iron Man salt and pepper shaker set.

Note that in the next Captain America movie, you'd want to keep these guys as far away from each other as possible. Seriously, bring up Bucky and they will not get on.

Note that in the next Captain America movie, you’d want to keep these guys as far away from each other as possible. Seriously, bring up Bucky and they will not get on.

23. Keep your writing implements safe with this Deadpool pencil holder.

Now you can finally take a stab in Deadpool's head after he's taken a few blows. For the love of God, this is so messed up.

Now you can finally take a stab in Deadpool’s head after he’s taken a few blows. For the love of God, this is so messed up. Also are those brains?

24. Drink like a superhero with this decorated Spider Man goblet.

Spider Man has a pimp cup? Seriously, Marvel? What the hell were you thinking?

Spider Man has a pimp cup? Seriously, Marvel? What the hell were you thinking?

25. When you’re in need, just call on your neighborhood Spider Man.

And I thought the toy Spidey cell phone was ridiculous. This one has you dial on Spider Man's body. Wonder how he'd react when you push his buttons.

And I thought the toy Spidey cell phone was ridiculous. This one has you dial on Spider Man’s body. Wonder how he’d react when you push his buttons.

26. If you liked X-Men in the 1990s, check out this Bonebreaker action figure.

Okay, he's not a well known character of X-Men and his legs are in a tank. And when you detach it from him, he has no legs. Also, how does he pee?

Okay, he’s not a well known character of X-Men and his legs are in a tank. And when you detach it from him, he has no legs. Also, how does he pee?

27. Or this action figure of the Blob.

From Cracked: "You may remember the Blob from the Wolverine movie or your local Walmart. His mutant power is morbid obesity. This is the "realistic" variant for the Blob action figure, because the standard one didn't have enough chins. It even has chins all over its legs, and not one but two sets of moobs."

From Cracked: “You may remember the Blob from the Wolverine movie or your local Walmart. His mutant power is morbid obesity. This is the “realistic” variant for the Blob action figure, because the standard one didn’t have enough chins. It even has chins all over its legs, and not one but two sets of moobs.”

28. Or an action figure of Wolfsbane.

From Cracked: "Wolfsbane looks like she's murdered and scalped multiple Don Kings and attached the scalps to her body in ritualistic fashion. If the Internet hasn't yet produced an erotic fan fiction story starring her and Grizzlor from He-Man, we're betting it will within 15 minutes of this article being published."

From Cracked: “Wolfsbane looks like she’s murdered and scalped multiple Don Kings and attached the scalps to her body in ritualistic fashion. If the Internet hasn’t yet produced an erotic fan fiction story starring her and Grizzlor from He-Man, we’re betting it will within 15 minutes of this article being published.”

29. If your favorite X-Men mutant was Banshee, check out this 1990s whistle chest action figure.

From Cracked: "Banshee is a relatively well-known character with a super-powered scream ... which they decided to represent here by jamming a whistle into his chest. You blow (into) him. They could have given him a sound chip or something, but no, clearly this was the more dignified solution."

From Cracked: “Banshee is a relatively well-known character with a super-powered scream … which they decided to represent here by jamming a whistle into his chest. You blow (into) him. They could have given him a sound chip or something, but no, clearly this was the more dignified solution.”

30. Fans of Doctor Strange might like this Astral action figure.

From Cracked: "Well-known superheroes can make disappointing action figures, too, as Marvel Toys has worked hard to prove for the past 20 years. In this case, Dr. Strange is dead and you have bought his ghost. He seems to be saying "WooooOOOooo I cost you $9.99! BOO!" This was actually a recolored variant of an earlier Dr. Strange figure that was supposed to represent his "astral form" or some bullshit."

From Cracked: “Well-known superheroes can make disappointing action figures, too, as Marvel Toys has worked hard to prove for the past 20 years. In this case, Dr. Strange is dead and you have bought his ghost. He seems to be saying “WooooOOOooo I cost you $9.99! BOO!” This was actually a recolored variant of an earlier Dr. Strange figure that was supposed to represent his “astral form” or some bullshit.”

31. Fans of the Fantastic Four may enjoy this action figure of the Invisible Woman.

So she's supposed to be the Invisible Woman. So is she still invisible if her joints are showing? That's a trick question.

So she’s supposed to be the Invisible Woman. So is she still invisible if her joints are showing? That’s a trick question.

32. Fans of the Ghost Rider might appreciate an action figure like this.

From Cracked: "And then, there are the figures that someone only buys for a child if they want to give them emotional baggage. For example, check out this figure of Ghost Rider in the midst of his transformation (alternatively packaged as "person burning alive")."

From Cracked: “And then, there are the figures that someone only buys for a child if they want to give them emotional baggage. For example, check out this figure of Ghost Rider in the midst of his transformation (alternatively packaged as “person burning alive”).”

33. If you liked Spider Man, how about an action figure of Peter Parker’s boss J. Jonah Jameson?

Cracked: "J. Jonah Jameson's deep hatred of Spider-Man seems somewhat less threatening when he's wearing his dad's suit. Also, we couldn't help noticing that his pants appear to be removable. He has a thong under there, doesn't he?"

Cracked: “J. Jonah Jameson’s deep hatred of Spider-Man seems somewhat less threatening when he’s wearing his dad’s suit. Also, we couldn’t help noticing that his pants appear to be removable. He has a thong under there, doesn’t he?”

34. And who could forget Peter Parker’s beloved Aunt May who raised him? There’s an action figure of her, too.

Okay, Marvel Toys seems to take Peter Parker's loving aunt who's basically his only family at the moment and turned her into a creature of your nightmares. That's disturbing.

Okay, Marvel Toys seems to take Peter Parker’s loving aunt who’s basically his only family at the moment and turned her into a creature of your nightmares. That’s disturbing.

35. This Spider Man plush doll will show what’s really going on inside him.

So this plush toy allows you to split Spider Man open in order to see his insides. Sounds very creepy. But do you think any kid would want to see that? No.

So this plush toy allows you to split Spider Man open in order to see his insides. Sounds very creepy. But do you think any kid would want to see that? No.

36. Sit back in relax in your very own Spider Man easy chair.

It's just like sitting on Spider Man's lap. Except that you'll have to pay a shitload of money for it.

It’s just like sitting on Spider Man’s lap. Except that you’ll have to pay a shitload of money for it.

37. “Avengers Ass-emble!”

Seriously, a pair of Avengers panties? I bet this was Tony Stark's idea. After all, he's the wise ass of the group.

Seriously, a pair of Avengers panties? I bet this was Tony Stark’s idea. After all, he’s the wise ass of the group.

38. You can now wake up in the morning with some Spider Man toast in this toaster.

Because nothing makes a kid excited for breakfast than having a burned spider on their toast. Not recommended for those who are afraid of spiders.

Because nothing makes a kid excited for breakfast than having a burned spider on their toast. Not recommended for those who are afraid of spiders.

39. Take a drink with your buddies from this Amazing Spider Man shot glass set.

Yes, because every time Peter Parker saves the day, he just has to celebrate it with friends in a drinking contest. Oh, wait a minute, how many of Peter's friends know he's Spider Man?

Yes, because every time Peter Parker saves the day, he just has to celebrate it with friends in a drinking contest. Oh, wait a minute, how many of Peter’s friends know he’s Spider Man?

40. This Iron Man USB Flash drive hand lights up when it’s plugged into your computer.

You can also set up the hand however you like. How much data does this thing store?

You can also set up the hand however you like. How much data does this thing store?

41. Keep your clubs warm with this Spider Man golf head cover.

Not sure if I'd put Spider Man and golf together. However, I think just has a partial body of him followed by a sock tube.

Not sure if I’d put Spider Man and golf together. However, I think just has a partial body of him followed by a sock tube.

42. There’s no candy more fun than some Marvel candy glo pops.

It's the kind of candy with a superhero head you give your kid just before their first rave. Available in Spider Man, Hulk, Iron Man, and Captain America.

It’s the kind of candy with a superhero head you give your kid just before their first rave. Available in Spider Man, Hulk, Iron Man, and Captain America.

43. Help out your neighborhood Spider Man with his very own game of Operation.

Are you the kind of Spider Man fan who constantly fantasizes butchering the famous webslinger and taking out his internal organs? If so, then this is the game for you, you sick bastard.

Are you the kind of Spider Man fan who constantly fantasizes butchering the famous webslinger and taking out his internal organs? If so, then this is the game for you, you sick bastard.

44. Absolut Vodka, the drink of Marvel superheroes.

Well, at least the Thor one is fitting because Absolut is a Swedish Brand. However, we should note that Iron Man is a boozer, Spider Man spends considerable time in movies as a teenager, and let's just say the Hulk should abstain.

Well, at least the Thor one is fitting because Absolut is a Swedish Brand. However, we should note that Iron Man is a boozer, Spider Man spends considerable time in movies as a teenager, and let’s just say the Hulk should abstain.

45. Like Ant-Man? Then dig this ant farm.

Not sure how many people liked Ant-Man. However, I don't know anyone who likes ants or has an ant farm.

Not sure how many people liked Ant-Man. However, I don’t know anyone who likes ants or has an ant farm.

46. Feast like an Avenger with this Avengers Jollibee Chicken Joy fried chicken bucket.

This is from an Asian company since I see mostly Asians eating this stuff. Still, not sure if it would make Thor shout, "Another!"

This is from an Asian company since I see mostly Asians eating this stuff. Still, not sure if it would make Thor shout, “Another!”

47. Do you work on your very own Avengers desk.

Sure it looks really cool. But most likely you will never have this in your study because it's probably incredibly expensive. Dream on.

Sure it looks really cool. But most likely you will never have this in your study because it’s probably incredibly expensive. Dream on.

48. If you can’t afford expensive Avengers cologne, may I suggest you go with the Avengers EDT spray?

This is the cheap drugstore version of the kind of cologne scents that make you smell like a superhero. Not sure if it's as idiotic.

This is the cheap drugstore version of the kind of cologne scents that make you smell like a superhero. Not sure if it’s as idiotic.

49. Protect your eyes while swimming with a pair of Incredible Hulk swim mask.

From Media Dump: "What's better than swimming underwater with the ability to see? If your answer is doing so in the image of the Hulk just in case you need to terrify approaching sea monsters, the Marvel must be reading your mind."

From Media Dump: “What’s better than swimming underwater with the ability to see? If your answer is doing so in the image of the Hulk just in case you need to terrify approaching sea monsters, the Marvel must be reading your mind.”

50. For a less expensive desk, this one was brought to you by S.H.I.E.L.D.

From Movieline: "The spartan surface hides a number of compartment, hidden speakers and an iPod dock. The overall appearance calls to mind a possible scene where the members of the team turn to Thor's Nordic experience to help them decipher the arcane instructions to an IKEA design."

From Movieline: “The spartan surface hides a number of compartment, hidden speakers and an iPod dock. The overall appearance calls to mind a possible scene where the members of the team turn to Thor’s Nordic experience to help them decipher the arcane instructions to an IKEA design.”

51. You would have lots of fun with this inflatable Wolverine hammer.

However, there's a small catch to this. Like you have to inflate the toy by blowing through his crotch. Not sure if this placement wasn't intentional.

However, there’s a small catch to this. Like you have to inflate the toy by blowing through his crotch. Not sure if this placement wasn’t intentional.

52. Be like Tony Stark by wearing this replica bracelet with his suit summoning device on it.

From Movieline: "It uses the power of magnets to — uh, well, help you out. Plus it is versatile: "Perfect both for Avengers thwarting arch enemies at the top of their game, or for everyday casual/business use." The bling's benefits sound impressive: They are axially magnetized in their trademarked "alternating north-south polarity orientation" (ANSPO) — which basically means the manufacturer took one of the magnets and flipped it over." From Japan, by the way.

From Movieline: “It uses the power of magnets to — uh, well, help you out. Plus it is versatile: “Perfect both for Avengers thwarting arch enemies at the top of their game, or for everyday casual/business use.” The bling’s benefits sound impressive: They are axially magnetized in their trademarked “alternating north-south polarity orientation” (ANSPO) — which basically means the manufacturer took one of the magnets and flipped it over.” From Japan, by the way.

53. For a hero sandwich this Montana lunch meat is the thing you need.

From Movieline: "You, too, can feel a kinship with supernaturally gifted heroes by eating machine-stripped, processed and mechanically extruded ham loaf. Europe also has realized the cold-cut windfall to be had, with the Italian company Montana Foods following suit. Heroic baloney in Bologna — who'd have guessed?"

From Movieline: “You, too, can feel a kinship with supernaturally gifted heroes by eating machine-stripped, processed and mechanically extruded ham loaf. Europe also has realized the cold-cut windfall to be had, with the Italian company Montana Foods following suit. Heroic baloney in Bologna — who’d have guessed?”

54. On X-Men who could forget Wolverine’s alter ego Wolverine Patch? Well, here’s an action figure of him.

From the Robot’s Voice: ” BattleBrigade.jpg ?You have to give the Biz credit for trying to get out comic-accurate variations on Wolverine, even if they had to dress them up as hideous, kid-friendly monstrosities. This figure is actually a pretty decent version of Patch, Wolvie’s alter ego while in Madripoor, but he’s weighed down by a massive pair of shoulder pads, with robotic knives for machine-powered stabbing. Do not f@*& with Wolverine Patch.”

55. Be a beast in the office with this Hulk Smash Stapler.

For some reason I find it rather appropriate. However, this doesn't mean Bruce Banner is suited for an office environment. Because he isn't.

For some reason I find it rather appropriate. However, this doesn’t mean Bruce Banner is suited for an office environment. Because he isn’t.

56. Carry your things with this Captain America shield backpack.

Another rather appropriate item. However, unless you're in elementary school, would you want to be seen with this on? Probably not.

Another rather appropriate item. However, unless you’re in elementary school, would you want to be seen with this on? Probably not.

57. See who’s lurking outside with a pair of Captain America binoculars.

Despite having Falcon as a sidekick, Captain America doesn't seem very comfortable with black people. That is, according to the packaging of this product.

Despite having Falcon as a sidekick, Captain America doesn’t seem very comfortable with black people. That is, according to the packaging of this product.

58. Be your own superhero with this Captain America utility belt.

Something seems to be missing from this set. Oh, wait his shield. Shouldn't his trademark shield be in this. What's Captain America without it.

Something seems to be missing from this set. Oh, wait his shield. Shouldn’t his trademark shield be in this. What’s Captain America without it.

59. This Captain America light switch plate will make your room like an Avenger’s.

Uh, do these designers understand that a guy's crotch is not a great place to put a light switch? Seriously, how many times have I seen this in merchandise?

Uh, do these designers understand that a guy’s crotch is not a great place to put a light switch? Seriously, how many times have I seen this in merchandise?

60. Fix things like a superhero with some Avengers tape works.

Yes, this is Avengers tape. Why would anyone want to use this, I have no idea.

Yes, this is Avengers tape. Why would anyone want to use this, I have no idea.

61. If you like the original X-Men movie, you might appreciate these Logan and Rogue action figures.

The Robot's Voice calls this one "Disco Logan" due to his pose. Not sure when Wolverine learned to boogie during the late 1970s. But I can guess he was probably kicked out of a few clubs for obvious reasons.

The Robot’s Voice calls this one “Disco Logan” due to his pose. Not sure when Wolverine learned to boogie during the late 1970s. But I can guess he was probably kicked out of a few clubs for obvious reasons.

62. Now you can save bath time with these Avengers rubber duckies.

Well, at least this set includes Black Widow. Still, while adorable, not sure if these are appropriate.

Well, at least this set includes Black Widow. Still, while adorable, not sure if these are appropriate.

63. Light up your home with these Avengers deco wall lights.

How would you like to have these in your wall? Kind of makes it seem like the Avengers did some damage.

How would you like to have these in your wall? Kind of makes it seem like the Avengers did some damage.

64. If you want to hail HYDRA, these cufflinks are just the thing.

Hmmm...not sure if you should be wearing cufflinks depicting such an evil organization. And I thought the Iron Man ones were ridiculous.

Hmmm…not sure if you should be wearing cufflinks depicting such an evil organization. And I thought the Iron Man ones were ridiculous.

65. Feast on a meal fit for an Avenger like some Iron Man ramen noodle soup.

Sure it's from Asia. But I think putting Iron Man's face on something that doesn't remind me of poor struggling young adults would be more appropriate.

Sure it’s from Asia. But I think putting Iron Man’s face on something that doesn’t remind me of poor struggling young adults would be more appropriate.

66. Iron your clothes with this iron man iron.

Iron Man iron, get it? May not be great against villains. But it will sure help out with wrinkles.

Iron Man iron, get it? May not be great against villains. But it will sure help out with wrinkles.

67. Move your computer with these Iron Man computer mice.

Now you can navigate the computer screen with Iron Man's disembodied face. Okay, this is kind of disturbing.

Now you can navigate the computer screen with Iron Man’s disembodied face. Okay, this is kind of disturbing.

68. When it comes to X-Men Classics, there is always Light Up Weapon Wolverine.

What the hell? By the color scheme you'd think that this was one of those knock of action figures from Mexico. But no, it's not.

What the hell? By the color scheme you’d think that this was one of those knock of action figures from Mexico. But no, it’s not.

69. In the future, defeat enemies with this X-Men Missile Flyers Future Wolverine.

From The Robot's Voice: "Apparently, in the future, Wolverine will dress like a giant, muscular bat, put on a scary mask and fly through the night on green, feathery wings to terrify evil-doers. So… Future Wolverine is Batman?"

From The Robot’s Voice: “Apparently, in the future, Wolverine will dress like a giant, muscular bat, put on a scary mask and fly through the night on green, feathery wings to terrify evil-doers. So… Future Wolverine is Batman?”

70. Nothing protects superheroes like Fangor armor in this Wolverine action figure.

From The Robot's Voice: "I’m not sure exactly what function this “armor” serves. Do the big, hairy boots protect against the cold? Does the fright mask scare off Morlocks? Do the giant grey fingers protect Woverine’s claws against tarnishing? Whatever the reason, the fully “armored” Wolverine looks more like a member of Gwar then any toy I’ve ever seen — which must have something to do with the fact that the head sculpt underneath looks a lot like Glenn Danzig."

From The Robot’s Voice: “I’m not sure exactly what function this “armor” serves. Do the big, hairy boots protect against the cold? Does the fright mask scare off Morlocks? Do the giant grey fingers protect Woverine’s claws against tarnishing? Whatever the reason, the fully “armored” Wolverine looks more like a member of Gwar then any toy I’ve ever seen — which must have something to do with the fact that the head sculpt underneath looks a lot like Glenn Danzig.”

71. For better protection, here’s an action figure of Wolverine in battle armor.

From the Robot's Voice: "Anti-Magnetism Armor actually seems like something Wolverine could use, since his metal bones constantly make him an easy target for Magneto. Why he also needs a giant grabby claw, I have no idea. Apparently his heavy armor also prevents him from reaching things on high shelves?"

From the Robot’s Voice: “Anti-Magnetism Armor actually seems like something Wolverine could use, since his metal bones constantly make him an easy target for Magneto. Why he also needs a giant grabby claw, I have no idea. Apparently his heavy armor also prevents him from reaching things on high shelves?”

72. If you like Mystique, here’s her in her Wolverine disguise.

Doesn't seem to make for a convincing Wolverine. Then again, this one probably has Mystique paired with a conventional Wolverine action figure.

Doesn’t seem to make for a convincing Wolverine. Then again, this one probably has Mystique paired with a conventional Wolverine action figure.

73. Make your move on the board with these Avengers chess pieces.

Well, this one is between heroes and villains. However, not sure which positions these pieces play.

Well, this one is between heroes and villains. However, not sure which positions these pieces play.

74. If you liked Guardians of the Galaxy, then carry your things in this Rocket Racoon backpack.

Not sure if having a raccoon on your back is a good idea. Yes, they're cute, but this is kind of ridiculous.

Not sure if having a raccoon on your back is a good idea. Yes, they’re cute, but this is kind of ridiculous.

75. From Prehistoric times, there’s  Savage Wolverine and Crawler-Rex, X-Men: Savage Land action figures.

Think of this as X-Men meets the Flinstones. From The Robot's Voice: "No nose. Bone claws. Bad haircut. Droopy sideburns. Tattered costume. Skull shoulderpads. Massive shoulders. Tiny waist. Ugly dinosaur accessory. How in the hell does a toy this horrible get made?"

Think of this as X-Men meets the Flinstones. From The Robot’s Voice: “No nose. Bone claws. Bad haircut. Droopy sideburns. Tattered costume. Skull shoulderpads. Massive shoulders. Tiny waist. Ugly dinosaur accessory. How in the hell does a toy this horrible get made?”

76. Have a face like a superhero with these Avengers safety razors.

Seems like this is collection of very expensive razors that you wouldn't find in a drugstore. Seriously, how many times will a guy use these before they have to replace the blade?

Seems like this is collection of very expensive razors that you wouldn’t find in a drugstore. Seriously, how many times will a guy use these before they have to replace the blade?

77. Defeat evil with this Wolverine shape shifter action figure.