What’s he hiding from? What’s he doing up there? And when will he get down?

Since he’s made from snow blocks. But over time he’ll get a bit round around the edges before eventually melting into a puddle.

You have to like how they put the snow kid in the little swing seat. That’s so adorable.

Unfortunately, her special four legged friend doesn’t seem too amused by her snow dog creation. Still, it’s a work of genius.

This is supposed to be the Cat in the Hat from Dr. Seuss. However, I tend to think otherwise despite the goofy Seuss hat.

Yes, he’s taken to hookah all right, which is a kind of tobacco smoking. And yes, it’s bad for you. But stereotypes aside, this is hilarious.

This may be seen as a cute snow couple. But I like how the snow lady wears her dress and carries a rolling pin. And how the snowman wears a pot for on his head.

If this guy wasn’t dressed as a soldier, I’d feel very uncomfortable. Because I don’t see assault rifles as a civilian weapon at all.

In fact, he kind of prefers it in the pasture. Still, love how he has cowboy boots. This is great.

Now that is something I need to see. Because we all know what happens to snowmen near flames.

Sure it might require stuff from your garden shed like a wheelbarrow. But I have to admit this is adorable.

I know this may offend some people like the “stinkin’ badges” part of The Treasure of the Sierra Madre. But c’mon, you can’t blame him from getting out of a place with winters above freezing.

Okay, they’re drinking under an umbrella and the woman’s wearing a bra. Still, I think it’s quite amusing if you ask me.

Unfortunately, he wouldn’t be able to experience it. Since he’d melt as soon as he came in.

Yeah, I think it’s sometimes unwise to pry into people’s privacy. This guy learned the hard way.

Not sure what he’s listening to. But I’m sure he doesn’t have the new iPhone that doesn’t have a headphone jack. This is clever.

However, don’t expect snow Lincoln to emancipate you from any snowstorms this year. Still, this is a great likeness.

Then again, he probably has other worries like wondering about the melting point. Still, like how he sits on the bench.

Actually this is a snowman Homer Simpson so it’s no wonder. But it really resembles him.

This is from a popular video game series which I’m not familiar with. But I’m sure readers would enjoy this.

Now I’m no fan of golf and I’m sure this guy was made for a country club. But I do find this display amusing.

Yes, I know many might not think it’s appropriate. Still, I hear she’s quite popular with the Polar Bear Club.

I’m sure the pizza was used just for the photo as far as I’m concerned. Still, would you take pizza from a snowman?

Wonder if he’s from Colorado. Then again, I shouldn’t stereotype by his hair and how he likes to ski.

Another snow couple in swimsuits. The guy seems to recline with a drink in hand.

Guess they’re really rocking for a blizzard if you know what I mean. Still, this is quite creative.

Well, perhaps snowmen know what it feels to be snowed in. Like how one waves his stick arms in panic.

A snowman has to hitch a ride somehow. Because he can’t be in where there’s seatbelts or he’d melt.

And here she is with her bucket in tow. Have to love her pink outfit as well. So cute.

Unfortunately, the North Pole hasn’t been doing well recently due to climate change. And it has taken a great toll on the polar bears.

Well, I did a hit and run snowman scene before. Still, this is kind of crazy but funny.

Well, she’s created by a group of nuns and in a nun’s habit. Who says nuns don’t have their fun?

Yes, bowhunting is a thing. Just ask my neighbors. Still, I don’t think there’s a lot of hunting during the winter other than for critters.

Drinking out of a keg? Yes, plenty party guys do it. But it’s stupid and might cause you to black out drunk.

Given the popularity of Fifty Shades of Grey, I couldn’t resist this one. But a BDSM snowman might lead to many calls from parents.

You’d think these snowmen would be protesting climate change. Because they’d certainly be affected by it.

Well, the high polar seas, anyway. Because he’d surely melt if he’s closer to the Equator.

Remind me not to buy a home where there’s an Indian burial mound on top of it. Still, this is so creative.

Yes, there are people who do demented snowmen like this. A sure sign that a neighbor has watched too many horror movies.

Now that’s a really good Buzz Lightyear. Hope he knows that he’s a toy snowman and not something else.

Here he’s in with a bike jacket and helmet. Wonder how he puts the pedal to the metal with his snow legs.

Funny how they’re made from the snow that covers the chairs. Doesn’t seem to take much work to do.

Look, a drunken snowman may be funny. But a drunk person passed out like that isn’t. If your see someone like this, you might want to consider calling 911.

I know this is a sick and twisted way to build a snowman. But somehow it works by having a tree grow out of him.

Yes, this is an Amish snow family. Yes, they’re quite plain. But you should see them do a snow barn raising.

Conan O’Brien would be proud of this. Like how they did the flaming red hair.

However, she wouldn’t be able to don the grass skirt in Hawaii. Because it doesn’t have snow compatible weather.

This was just made from a mound of snow. Still, he seems to have no worries.

Uh, I’m not even sure if this guy should even go there. Unless he wants a death wish since Florida isn’t known for snow.

Well, I have to admit, it’s a pretty interesting concept. Like the earmuffs and boots.

Not sure if it’s a great time to read the paper in snowy weather. But to each his own.

Because from the sign, this snowman isn’t long for this world. But doesn’t seem to care.

This one seems to be from the looks of it. Not sure if I’d like to see it.

Sadly for him, he’ll probably be busted for performance enhancing drugs. You know how body builders are.

Okay, to be fair, not all of them lived in Italy. But imagine the great Renaissance snow masterpieces that we’ve missed since photography wasn’t invented then.

Getting under a limbo stick is tricky. But it’s especially difficult if you’re made of snow.

For interpretation is in the eye of the beholder. Still, love the little ones surrounding them.

Seems like he’s a homeless snowman sleeping on a bench. And he has some booze with him.

And look, they’re playing snow angels. As if they’re frolicking in their own flesh.

Maybe so. But this dog has evergreen branch ears and tail. I know many will love this.