Here he is watching from his deck. I’m sure the TV is a piece of junk since we know what precipitation can have on electronics.

And the snowman has had a few rounds fired into him. While he’s holding a beer. Guess he’s been drunk.

I mean they’re a snowman wedding couple. Bride even has a veil and towel on her head.

Appalachia is supposed to be a college by the way. Though you have to love that hat.

This is supposed to be a snowman run over by a car. And yes, he’s decapitated in front of a parent and child.

I think he’s devouring a raccoon. And yes, it’s utterly disgusting.

Not sure what they use in those yes. But the effect is quite eerie.

Because camels are desert animals. Yet, the camel dons a scarf around its neck.

Some even wear pails as hats. Others use branches from evergreen trees for hair.

Though I wouldn’t be in the middle of the street if I were him. Though he always comes prepared.

Since they use fruit for the facial features. Still, the tie is quite tacky.

Here’s a mother and daughter with leaves in their hair. The mom carries a broom.

She’s wearing a fancy skirt and carries a broom in hand. But please don’t mess with her.

Since Indian women usually wear red when they get married. Though she doesn’t even have henna on her hands.

He’s killed a couple of snowmen already Get inside before he gets you.

They’re calling for the troops in Iraq to come home. So it’s from about a decade ago.

Actually he’s more of a sandman than a snowman. Because there’s no snow where he’s at.

He’s got his drink and lying on his lawn chair. So don’t mind him.

It’s kind of gruesome snowman picture. Like he had something stabbed through his chest.

The snowman is a sheik. While you can barely see his wife’s face due to her veil.

She has grass on her head near her beret. Though her shopping bag is quite small.

Since the fox is carrying a bottle of booze. So it’s best you stay away from him.

This seems to more likely resemble a clump of snow with eyes and nose. But it’s quite adorable.

You can see the snow kids standing upside down with their boots in the air. While the snow dad looks on.

There’s even a chalk outline of a snowman on the ground. While the snow cop has a snow star badge.

Yes, this is a giant snow bear. Though I think it should have a thicker scarf.

Well, the kid was sledding. Still, it’s quite a gruesome scene for winter.

It has a present in its arms and a bucket to put money in. Still, it’s quite cute.

He seems like he’s lounging around with a drink. Still, his fedora is incredibly tacky.

Yet, she should want winter to last as long as possible. Mostly because when spring comes, she’s gone.

Her arms consist of a shower head and bathing brush. Also, is the snow below supposed to be bubbles?

Since the snow woman is wearing a bikini. While the snowman lies around to gaze at her figure.

He even has a cup out for the money. Every little bit helps.

This one Seems quite simple. But the cat has dark, soulless eyes.

I’m sure that’s actually a dummy. But certainly looks scary from this angle.

This is from Japan after a snowfall, by the way. Nonetheless, it’s quite adorable.

She’s supposed to be a mermaid. Like the Copenhagen mermaid statue in Denmark.

Here the snowman goes down on the slide. Wheee!

Yes, that snowman isn’t quite happy. Neither is that kid beside him.

Indeed, he’s the Snowboy who lived. While his wand is just a regular stick.

Since this snowman was made on the roof of this car. Not sure if it’ll survive the trip though.

He’s that cute little droid from the new Star Wars series. And since he’s round, he makes a rather cute snowman.

This one even has coconut shells, leis, and a hula skirt. Too bad Hawaii doesn’t have good weather for snow.

Took a lot of snowballs to make this one. While it’s spray painted green with glowing antennas.

This one even has an umbrella in the snow. But it will soon melt someday.

They’re wearing straw hats and old clothes. But while he has a stick she has an umbrella.

Well, he has a rather simple home. Though the price looks quite steep.

This snowman sits on the bench. Too bad he can’t smell the flowers. Since it’s winter.

Okay, the little dog is made out of snow. But it should delight anyone on a cold wintry day.

Skilled with fighting stick, he is. But do or do not. There is no try.

Here he’s lounging on his lawn chair. Like the bucket and shovel.

It’s from that “Gangnam Style” video. And yes, the guy’s dressed up like the snowman next to him.

Guess this is for Valentine’s Day. Now that’s a long way away.

Still, nobody uses phone booths anymore. Since we all use smart phones that we keep in our pockets or bags.

Though these snowmen use their heads as the ball. Kind of freaky if you ask me.

Here he is sitting on the bench reading the paper. Just like a normal guy on his way to the office.

This one makes fun of religious fanatics obsessed with the coming apocalypse. But for snowfolk, spring is very much the end.

I think the snowman is supposed to be an Orthodox priest. And yes, they can get married, by the way.

It’s even taller than the snowman. While it’s covered in spray paint.

Since she’s supposed to be a bombshell bathing beauty. Guaranteed to stop traffic.

Funny, he has his very own snowcat. And the cat has little twigs for whiskers.

Because he’d basically melt if he was on water. Still, this is pretty clever.

Looks like a family. Though it seems like one can’t reach the table while sitting.

And he’s a against a wooden post, seemingly naked. If he was a human, he’d be arrested for indecent exposure.

Seems to read “Times of Israel.” Guess he’s Jewish. Because this sure as hell doesn’t seem like Israel.

Yes, that snow dog certainly resembles that golden retriever. Though the dog doesn’t seem impressed.

It’s a snowman igloo. I guess this is somewhere in Alaska or Canada, where these ice homes are built.

This is a snow Gromit. And it sure looks like the expressive dog from the claymation cartoons.

Well, since there’s 6 more weeks of winter, you might as well chill for awhile. This is especially if you’re made of snow. Unless you factor in climate change.

They’re just a humble farm snow couple. Still, got to love the snow woman’s basket hat. And her husband’s bald.

Uh, I don’t know if reaching out at the bus station will help. But it can’t hurt trying.

This one even has a baby bundled up near her. So adorable. By the way, the hair is made from evergreen branches.

Well, he certainly seems perky. Hope he could pick up the ball.

Wonder how you build that snowman. Though I guess he’s just a mere show off.

Indeed, her hair seems to go all over the place. Yet, she does have a nice smile.

Sure he knows he’ll melt once spring comes. But in the meantime, he’ll try finding some inner peace before becoming slush.

These two are just dogs frolicking in the snow. So they’re not hurting anything.

I guess he worked for the Eagles during their Hell Freezes Over tour. Though check out his twig mohawk.

Though you might want to try skipping his Frozen short if you’re planning to see Coco. Though that is a fairly good likeness.

They seem rather small. But you have to like the one with a bowtie on its little tuxedo.

Well, snowmen can be Muslim, too. Though most Muslims live in place where snow doesn’t exist. Still, these are great.

Yes, someone seemed to fall into the snow. And his friend’s basically laughing about it.

Though this dress is basically spray painted. But you have to like how that girl imitates her.

He’s just hanging around having a beer. So it’s best not to distract him.

And yes, it’s certainly incredible. However, you can’t pull off a handstand with this body type.

Yes, that’s really gross. But the one with blood spurting out of his eye doesn’t seem to mind.

This is a whole army of small snowmen. And yes, they will come to you in proper weather conditions, of course.

Sure they may be fishing in the baby pool. But they’re having quite the bonding experience.

And it seems like they’re cozying up with candles. Let’s hope they’re fake. Since we know open flames can melt them.

It’s a snowman version of Po from the franchise. And yes, he has his underwear.

Well, this is just under a snow dog. But it nonetheless seems cozy for this dog.

Don’t worry, the pants are probably stuffed hand me downs. But it’s certainly disturbing to see.

Man, didn’t know snowmen can spurt out blood like that. Unsurprisingly, his friends are devastated.

Wait a minute, sharks aren’t supposed to swim in the snow. Still, this is pretty hilarious.

Yes, he’s pretty hungover right now. Must’ve been too many cold ones.

Well, he’s riding the roof. Nevertheless, he’s so adorable on the ride.

And like polar bears, this little guy’s threatened by climate change. And yes, it’s totally real.

Didn’t know that I’d see a snow marsupial (aside from the opossum). After all, I don’t think it snows like that in Australia.

Well, she certainly has a radiant smile. Also love the purple buttons.

Well, this seems nice. Like the snow woman’s hat. Lovely.

Since it seems to tower over the patio. Still, have to admire the collar.

And I see it’s smoking something in its mouth. Also, most reptiles would be inactive in cold temperatures since they’re cold-blooded.

It’s not the biggest I’ve seen. But it towers above that family by several yards.

When you see someone passed out with all those bottles, you need help. Snowmen are no exception.

This cowboy snowman has gloves and a belt. Possibly hails from the Rockies.

And that means this snowman’s days are numbered. So he must enjoy them while they last.

Didn’t know snowmen could become homeless. Thought they just hung out outdoors.

Yes, I know this looks offensive. But it’s not often you come across a snowman with severed heads.

Okay, she’s showing her boobs. And now she’s embarrassed that you had to look at her.

And I see the wolf devouring a snowman right now. Yes, it’s incredibly horrific, indeed.

They’re in fedora hats and drinking on their lawn chairs. And in sub-zero weather, too.

Seems like a Steelers fan lives here. Too bad the refs basically ruled out that one touchdown.

Though there’s some assembly required as you can see. Yes, you have to roll the snow balls.

Because butterflies don’t like winter. Still, this is kind of adorable.

Though he doesn’t seem too happy here. Though I like his Santa hat.

And it seems this girl’s enjoying the time. Got to love this.

Somebody go get a blow torch! We’ll melt these bastards!

Wonder how they pulled this off. Not to mention, he’s wearing Converse tennis shoes.

After all, shoveling snow out of the driveway’s really hard work. So it’s best to sit down once in awhile.

Yes, it’s a snowman hanging himself. Guess he didn’t think the melting point couldn’t come soon enough.

What’s he hiding from? What’s he doing up there? And when will he get down?

Since he’s made from snow blocks. But over time he’ll get a bit round around the edges before eventually melting into a puddle.

You have to like how they put the snow kid in the little swing seat. That’s so adorable.

Unfortunately, her special four legged friend doesn’t seem too amused by her snow dog creation. Still, it’s a work of genius.

This is supposed to be the Cat in the Hat from Dr. Seuss. However, I tend to think otherwise despite the goofy Seuss hat.

Yes, he’s taken to hookah all right, which is a kind of tobacco smoking. And yes, it’s bad for you. But stereotypes aside, this is hilarious.

This may be seen as a cute snow couple. But I like how the snow lady wears her dress and carries a rolling pin. And how the snowman wears a pot for on his head.

If this guy wasn’t dressed as a soldier, I’d feel very uncomfortable. Because I don’t see assault rifles as a civilian weapon at all.

In fact, he kind of prefers it in the pasture. Still, love how he has cowboy boots. This is great.

Now that is something I need to see. Because we all know what happens to snowmen near flames.

Sure it might require stuff from your garden shed like a wheelbarrow. But I have to admit this is adorable.

I know this may offend some people like the “stinkin’ badges” part of The Treasure of the Sierra Madre. But c’mon, you can’t blame him from getting out of a place with winters above freezing.

Okay, they’re drinking under an umbrella and the woman’s wearing a bra. Still, I think it’s quite amusing if you ask me.

Unfortunately, he wouldn’t be able to experience it. Since he’d melt as soon as he came in.

Yeah, I think it’s sometimes unwise to pry into people’s privacy. This guy learned the hard way.

Not sure what he’s listening to. But I’m sure he doesn’t have the new iPhone that doesn’t have a headphone jack. This is clever.

However, don’t expect snow Lincoln to emancipate you from any snowstorms this year. Still, this is a great likeness.

Then again, he probably has other worries like wondering about the melting point. Still, like how he sits on the bench.

Actually this is a snowman Homer Simpson so it’s no wonder. But it really resembles him.

This is from a popular video game series which I’m not familiar with. But I’m sure readers would enjoy this.

Now I’m no fan of golf and I’m sure this guy was made for a country club. But I do find this display amusing.

Yes, I know many might not think it’s appropriate. Still, I hear she’s quite popular with the Polar Bear Club.

I’m sure the pizza was used just for the photo as far as I’m concerned. Still, would you take pizza from a snowman?

Wonder if he’s from Colorado. Then again, I shouldn’t stereotype by his hair and how he likes to ski.

Another snow couple in swimsuits. The guy seems to recline with a drink in hand.

Guess they’re really rocking for a blizzard if you know what I mean. Still, this is quite creative.

Well, perhaps snowmen know what it feels to be snowed in. Like how one waves his stick arms in panic.

A snowman has to hitch a ride somehow. Because he can’t be in where there’s seatbelts or he’d melt.

And here she is with her bucket in tow. Have to love her pink outfit as well. So cute.

Unfortunately, the North Pole hasn’t been doing well recently due to climate change. And it has taken a great toll on the polar bears.

Well, I did a hit and run snowman scene before. Still, this is kind of crazy but funny.

Well, she’s created by a group of nuns and in a nun’s habit. Who says nuns don’t have their fun?

Yes, bowhunting is a thing. Just ask my neighbors. Still, I don’t think there’s a lot of hunting during the winter other than for critters.

Drinking out of a keg? Yes, plenty party guys do it. But it’s stupid and might cause you to black out drunk.

Given the popularity of Fifty Shades of Grey, I couldn’t resist this one. But a BDSM snowman might lead to many calls from parents.

You’d think these snowmen would be protesting climate change. Because they’d certainly be affected by it.

Well, the high polar seas, anyway. Because he’d surely melt if he’s closer to the Equator.

Remind me not to buy a home where there’s an Indian burial mound on top of it. Still, this is so creative.

Yes, there are people who do demented snowmen like this. A sure sign that a neighbor has watched too many horror movies.

Now that’s a really good Buzz Lightyear. Hope he knows that he’s a toy snowman and not something else.

Here he’s in with a bike jacket and helmet. Wonder how he puts the pedal to the metal with his snow legs.

Funny how they’re made from the snow that covers the chairs. Doesn’t seem to take much work to do.

Look, a drunken snowman may be funny. But a drunk person passed out like that isn’t. If your see someone like this, you might want to consider calling 911.

I know this is a sick and twisted way to build a snowman. But somehow it works by having a tree grow out of him.

Yes, this is an Amish snow family. Yes, they’re quite plain. But you should see them do a snow barn raising.

Conan O’Brien would be proud of this. Like how they did the flaming red hair.

However, she wouldn’t be able to don the grass skirt in Hawaii. Because it doesn’t have snow compatible weather.

This was just made from a mound of snow. Still, he seems to have no worries.

Uh, I’m not even sure if this guy should even go there. Unless he wants a death wish since Florida isn’t known for snow.

Well, I have to admit, it’s a pretty interesting concept. Like the earmuffs and boots.

Not sure if it’s a great time to read the paper in snowy weather. But to each his own.

Because from the sign, this snowman isn’t long for this world. But doesn’t seem to care.

This one seems to be from the looks of it. Not sure if I’d like to see it.

Sadly for him, he’ll probably be busted for performance enhancing drugs. You know how body builders are.

Okay, to be fair, not all of them lived in Italy. But imagine the great Renaissance snow masterpieces that we’ve missed since photography wasn’t invented then.

Getting under a limbo stick is tricky. But it’s especially difficult if you’re made of snow.

For interpretation is in the eye of the beholder. Still, love the little ones surrounding them.

Seems like he’s a homeless snowman sleeping on a bench. And he has some booze with him.

And look, they’re playing snow angels. As if they’re frolicking in their own flesh.

Maybe so. But this dog has evergreen branch ears and tail. I know many will love this.

Of course, I love how they used a pair of kids’ pants, shoes, and mittens for this. Yet, I’m sure that kid is going to be a real pain in the ass when he’s older.

You know if Crusty is so unhappy with his life, why bother hanging himself on a park bench? I mean, he’ll melt away once spring comes so ending his life is just pointless, really.

My question on this piece is this: How in the hell did a person manage to make a snowman climbing a tree? It’s insane!

Of course, if this was a person, he’d be dead. Seriously, the fall would’ve killed him or he’d be injured so badly for the ICU.

Wait a minute, aren’t snowmen supposed to be outdoors anyway? Then again, this guy’s sleeping on a park bench so he probably doesn’t have a yard to stand in.

Of course, that microphone and ear phones won’t be usable again once winter is over. Still, hope they were in bad shape to begin with.

Musty the Snowman wasn’t really a jollly, happy soul since he’s always been fearful of someone encroaching his property and home invasions. Please don’t put that magical old silk hat on him or he’d begin to shoot around. Hope he wasn’t built near a school.

“You talking to me? Are you talking to me?” Man, this snowman doesn’t seem to happy. Yet, you have to admire how they made his mohawk from tree branches.

Of course, you have to have Olaf from Frozen on this post. However, that section where he’s singing about summer is kind of disturbing if you really think of it. I mean he certainly wouldn’t survive that.

Of course, if your neighbor built a snowman army, you wonder how he or she ever had the time. Either that, or questioning their sanity.

Note: while The Iceman Cometh is a play by Eugene O’Neill, it’s not about a psychokiller snowman, unfortunately. That’s a joke.

Now I know a headless snowman may freak you out but Rocko is a very nice guy once you get to know him. He wouldn’t hurt a fly.

Of course, I hope he doesn’t do any damage to the house once he starts melting. That or if a blizzard comes. Seems like he might fall over. Boy, those kids must’ve had some ambition to build a snowman this tall.

Of course, you don’t want to tell him that he looks like Princess Leia. Because that would be bad. Seriously, you wouldn’t want to do that.

Yet, I have no idea how this guy is wearing a summer camo hat and sunglasses on a cold cloudy day. Then again, he’s a snowman.

Remember that friends don’t let friends get their snowmen drunk. Also, giving Dusky a pack of Miller Lite pints wasn’t a good idea.

Then again, I’m not so sure if Snowball is a snow “man” or whether he or she is going anywhere if you know what I mean. Still, that bike is bound to get rusty.

Now this snowman sure captures Cartman in perhaps a way that will make Matt Stone and Trey Parker proud. Still, we have to concede that Cartman is the most annoying character on the show. Oh, why can’t he be killed in every episode instead of Kenny?

Yet, unlike real zombies, at least you can defeat snow zombies with a hair dryer. Seriously, they’re very easy to kill, especially in warmer weather.

Man, I didn’t know snowmen bleed when stabbed. I thought they’d just melt away. Still, this display would make the neighbors cringe.

Man, these kids seem to have too much time on their hands. Then again, this might’ve been made by a real artist. Still, possibly the biggest Lego person I’ve ever seen.

Of course, I always have to have at least one thing on this post relating to Star Wars. Still, I have yet to see a snowman of Han Solo frozen in carbonite.

Still, I’m surprised that he’s built on some street, possibly for a contest. Nevertheless, you might want to clear out when he’s done because he might use the newspaper on where the sun don’t shine.

Of course, Andy likes to go ice fishing since he really doesn’t have many fishing options other than that. Still, I’m sure he’s not going to get much fish from a small puddle.

Now I’m sure that it will all be over by spring since these zombie snowmen will have already melted. Still, you might want to get your hair dryer.

Seems like this snowman has a bit of drinking problem. Perhaps he should consider going on a 12 step or AA. Then again, he may not have the time.

Man, I wonder how this upside down snowman manages to stand up so well. Then again, it has a bigger than average snowman head, which helps so to speak.

Of course, you know these snowmen are from Britain because of the Bobby police hats. Still, you don’t want to go near their nightsticks.

Don’t let this become like the episode of Boardwalk Empire where Gyp Rossetti had a guy buried in the sand up to his head and whacked him with a shovel. Yet, I have a bad feeling it would come to this.

Of course, we all know that sharks don’t swim in the snow nor does anyone else. Still pretty funny and very creative.

Now I wonder how they manage to make a mail box snowman. I mean don’t mailboxes have stands for most of the year. Still, I wonder what mail carriers think about this.

Then again, they are snowpeople so it’s not like they’re freezing their asses off. Still, I hope the woman is wearing a swimsuit.

This might not be a snowman of Tim Tebow or it may not. Either way, that pose reminds me of how he used to get in that pose to pray. Nevertheless, that guy was just an annoying self-righteous turd.

Seems like these snowman don’t give a shit about anything right now. Still, you have to appreciate how they enjoy each other’s quality time.

Well, this guy seems to be really enjoying himself. Still, why do I see a lot of snowmen with beer bottles? I wonder.

Man, I wonder if these people realize that the snowman infestation is becoming quite a problem in this town. Then again, there’s always spring.

I hope this snowman is in a neighborhood where there aren’t a lot of children. I mean few parents would tolerate a kegstand snowman.

I don’t know about you but I have to admit I do find the stirring of shrunken snowman heads quite funny for some reason. Still, hope no snowman sacrifice was involved.

Seemed like someone didn’t care much for Frosty the snowman so they whacked him over the head with the shovel and decapitated him.

Let’s hope that none of these guys develop a gambling addiction which is very destructive. Still, seems they enjoy beer and potato chips.

Let’s hope the keyboard and monitor are the only computer components used in this. Still, pretty clever.

Now this is either hilarious, demented, or both. Still, I have to feel bad for the little snow kid in the cage and its parent in a state of distress.

While R2 D2 only speaks in beeps in the Star Wars Saga, you can always understand this ornery little droid that has quite the fiery personality.

Never underestimate the power of a mugger snowman armed with a hair dryer. For snowmen, these grooming appliances are absolutely deadly.

If he wants to scale a building, he better be careful. Else, he might end up like the snowman I showed earlier. You know, the one with the backpack.

Of course, if I were him, I’d consider going to a hair salon to get haircut. Oh, wait, I’d have him go to the pruner’s if he has an office.

By “Olympia Snowe” I mean this snowman which is said to be the largest in the world. However, I can’t help but think that there’s something “phallic” about it though.

Now I suppose this snow couple would be best suited for a winter wedding. Yet, I bet that bridal veil isn’t cheap if you know what I mean. Still, they’ll be together till melt do they part.

Someone must’ve had too much time on their hands for this one. Still, it’s pretty clever if you know what I mean.

Now this is just so great. Yet, I think this one looks too much like the Michelin Tire Man and his head is a little too small.

Still, I wonder how these snowmen take aim of when trying to knock down some pins. I mean you have to know where to hit the pins before you roll your head.

Of course, he wants to start small for a time and then move up a few weights. Still, hope he doesn’t become a lunk.

Now I’m not sure that it looks anywhere near like Spongebob if you know what I mean. Then again, I didn’t have cable as a child and didn’t watch the show.

What astounds me most about this display is how the person building this snowman managed to find a phone booth.

I suppose this snowman feels trapped under the ropes of the smaller ones who tied him up. Still, pretty clever.

Of course, the accordion is almost lifelike and the snowman is sure happy. Still, I don’t why it doesn’t have a pair of eyes or a nose.

Now to the shock of the snowman, it seems that this car’s owner is really not going to be happy when they find a snowman on their car.

This is said to be a snowman rendition of Spiderman. Yet, I don’t know if I can be sure of that. Still, how did they make a snowman like that?

How would you like to get up in the morning and find something like that on your windshield? I’m sure I wouldn’t.

Now I’m sure this guy is thinking deep thoughts as he’s on the pot. Of course, I wonder what he’s going to do when he’s done.