Of course, you can have cakes for any occasion and Christmas is no exception. However, not everyone either makes a cake for Christmas or buys one at the store perhaps specially made. Yet, while some may seem like works of art as shown above others, well, though may taste good, shouldn’t be presented at any Christmas family gathering. Now I can’t do home made cakes because they never come out the way you intended. Besides, with store bought cakes, you tend to have higher expectations even at your neighborhood Wal Mart or supermarket. So without further adieu here is a list of some store bought Christmas cakes gone bad.
1. Why so sad, Santa?
Not looking very jolly are you, Santa?
2. Is that supposed to be a stocking or a chimney?
Guess it’s hard to make a cake stocking.
3. The five limb gingerbread man.
Seriously, gingerbread men shouldn’t have tails.
4. The candy cane boomerang.
More appropriate for Australia than anywhere else.
5. Night of the living igloo.
Or perhaps this is the dwelling of the abominable snowman.
6. Evil snowman rising out of the cupcakes.
Be afraid, be very afraid for the snowman cometh.
7. Penguin must be having a blue Christmas.
Looks like Christmas isn’t a great time of year for the South Pole.
8. For God’s sake, this is Christmas, not a bachelorette party!
Of course, this may be accidental but still you wouldn’t want it around children. You wouldn’t believe how many cake designs contain these kinds of naughty bits.
9. For God’s sake, you take me for a bell boy!
When we sing “Silver Bells” we don’t mean those silver bells.
10. Even Rudolph has his bad days.
For God’s sake, where’s the North Pole vet when you need him?
11. Yellow snowman?
Looks like Frosty must be the dog’s favorite bathroom.
12. Gingerbread man gone bad.
The punk gingerbread man of your nightmares.
13. Be good for Santa Bear.
Or else you die! Seriously, don’t mess with Santa Bear.
14. Now I see why some people are afraid of Santa.
Take it away, please! I’m begging you.
15. Frosty the Snowman after a car accident.
Resulting in a serious decapitation. Still, there may be a way to get him together if the snow doesn’t melt.
16. Something is not right with this one.
Snowman Santa isn’t in a good mood this year as far as I can tell.
17. I know Santa is the spokesman for Coca-Cola but this is ridiculous.
Especially with having Santa pose naked.
18. Googly eyes snowman head.
What happened to two eyes made out of coal? This is terrifying!
19. Santa must be in shock.
I mean he’s lying flat on his back! Someone get a doctor!
20.Santa is not looking forward to Christmas this year.
Or else is wanting to know who gives him a Christmas present. Also, he’s pretty tired after a long night.
21. What do rubber ducks have to do with Christmas?
Seriously, why have rubber ducks on there? It’s crazy!
22. This is a Christmas tree?
More like a living Christmas bush if you ask me. Kind of creepy with the eyes.
23. I wonder about the creepy penguin chorus.
Perhaps made to spread awareness on climate change.
24. Santa in Crappyland.
The neighborhood has seen better days. Still, it’s all gone downhill.
25. Santa on the holly.
Or Santa on the seaweed as it looks to me.
26. Santa takes care of passed out Rudolph.
I don’t like the look of this one. Also, keep out of reach of children since it borders on bestiality and/or date rape.
27. Frosty the Snow Hulk.
And you don’t want to make him angry.
28. Oh, great, a Santa roast.
This is disturbing. Honestly.
29. Say hello to the Holiday House of Horrors.
Or if Mario and Luigi’s home had a Santa’s head on a spike as decoration.
30. Christmas wouldn’t be complete without homicidal ghost penguins.
This is pretty messed up, please say they’re covered in snow. Please.
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Those were pretty good! I have had the experience of a cake not turning out quite the way that you intended!