Fiesta Worthy Cinco de Mayo Craft Projects

Posted by historymaniacmegan on April 29, 2016

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While it’s contrary to popular belief in America, Cinco de Mayo isn’t Mexico’s independence day. That, mi amigo, is on Diez y Seis de Septembre. Rather it’s a holiday that’s observed to commemorate the Mexican Army’s unlikely victory against the French in on the 5th of May in 1862 called the Battle of Puebla. Note that at the time Mexico was taken over by France 6 months before that and it had previously been an independent nation since the early 1800s. This should be obvious to us Americans since Texas fought a war with them to gain independence from Mexico and that US fought a war with Mexico during the 1840s so it could take over some of its lands. So what the Mexicans were fighting for in 1862 was to regain their independence, this time from the French. Did the Battle of Puebla accomplish that? Well, in the short run. It wasn’t a strategic victory, just a symbolic one for the Mexican government which bolstered a resistance movement as well as establish a much needed national unity and patriotism. A year later, France would send 30,000 troops to defeat the Mexican Army, capture Mexico City, installed Maximilian I as “Emperor,” and occupied the country for 3 years from 1864-1867. Sure the Battle of Puebla was a significant battle since it was an unlikely victory by the Mexican Army who were against an enemy that was better equipped and outnumbered them 11,000 to 4,000. And the fact that no country in the Americas has been invaded by a European military force ever since.Yes, that’s quite impressive. But I don’t understand why Mexico would want to honor the Battle of Puebla with a holiday like Cinco de Mayo. It just makes no sense to me because you can say the same about some of the battles during the American Revolution and Americans don’t make holidays over the Battles of Trenton or Princeton. Besides, it’s said that the first Cinco de Mayo celebration wasn’t in Mexico at all, but by Mexican American miners in California in 1863. And it’s actually more of a significant holiday for Mexican Americans. In Mexico, Cinco de Mayo isn’t exactly a national holiday and its observance there is like how Americans observe Columbus Day. Sure public schools tend to be closed on May 5, nationwide in Mexico, but other than that, not much else except in Puebla and Veracruz. Nevertheless, since Cinco de Mayo is a significant holiday for Mexican Americans, then I probably should do a post on it. After all, Mexicans are the largest Latino group in the US, which makes Cinco de Mayo a major holiday in California and Texas. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of Cinco de Mayo craft projects.

A decomesh fiesta wreath always shows where the party is.

I have to admit, this is a lovely fiesta wreath. Like the pinata in the center.

2. This flower pot is well suited for cacti.

Well, the cacti and this flower pot give it a real Mexican feel. Love how it’s painted.

3. Empty Corona bottles always make great Cinco de Mayo vases.

Well, the water in the bottles has food coloring in it to get the transparent color look. But the flowers are lovely.

4. Sometimes a sombrero is too pretty to wear on a Cinco de Mayo fiesta.

This one is covered in flowers and is used as an outdoor decoration. Love the ribbons, too. So pretty.

5. You can make a fiesta floral wreath with some ribbons, bows, and tissue paper.

The tissue paper involved with this wreath is used for flowers. But it looks quite festive just the same.

6. Those who wish to take pride in their Chicano heritage, you may use this decorative flower pot.

This is a painted flower pot in Mexican flag colors. Like the tissue paper flower on the top.

7. These decorative gourds will be a fine addition to any Cinco de Mayo party.

Okay, maybe it’s not decorative gourd season. But these gourds certainly have Mexican inspired art on them. So it counts.

8. For Cinco de Mayo, you can’t go wrong with a feathered sombrero wreath.

Well, these sombreros seem to be made from styrofoam. And those pinatas seem quite small. But I like it.

9. Make your Cinco de Mayo hot with this spicy chili pepper wreath.

According to Pinterest, this is said to come from Martha Stewart’s website. Still, I hope those chili peppers are plastic because real chili peppers should only be used for cooking.

10. Don’t live where’s there’s cacti? How about use rocks instead?

I have to admit, painting rock cacti is pretty creative. I recommend this for Chicanos who might celebrate Cinco de Mayo in my neck of the woods.

11. For Cinco de Mayo, sometimes a multicolored ribbon wreath is all you need on your front door.

Well, that certainly looks festive. Love the bright colors and ribbons on this one.

12. Who can ever celebrate Cinco de Mayo without these amigurumi?

Sure they may denote Mexican food stereotypes like chili peppers, tacos, margaritas, and that square bread thing. But these are adorable.

13. In preparing for your Cinco de Mayo party, it sometimes helps if you use a ceiling hanging or two.

Not sure if it’s a craft project or not. But if it is, it’s probably made by someone with too much time on their hands. Still, it’s quite lovely.

14. Nothing makes your food look more festive on Cinco de Mayo than this Mexican dish.

You were probably thinking I was going to show food. But this is a Mexican inspired dish which has a lovely design on it.

15. A wreath like this on Cinco de Mayo always denotes a fiesta going on.

Because it says “fiesta” on the wreath. And it’s decorated in bright colors, flowers, and ribbons.

16. You heard of tacos and pinatas? Well, here’s a taco pinata.

I’m sure you don’t want to eat that. But I have to admit, it’s pretty funny and charming.

17. These fiesta birds would surely make a festive presence.

I think this might be a kid craft project of some sort. But I don’t think these were made by kids though. The detail looks too intricate.

18. For your Cinco de Mayo fiesta, these pinata candle holders would make fine centerpieces on any table.

Well, each one is decorated with flowers and pinatas. Quite festive and very creative if I say so myself.

19. Nothing shows you where the margaritas are than a wreath of small umbrellas.

Okay, I know some people use Cinco de Mayo as a way of wasting away again in Margaritaville. Still, this could also be used for luau parties.

20. For Cinco de Mayo a festive flower pot is great for orange flowers.

I like how this flower pot is painted. And it seems that the front has a Spanish word on it for mermaid.

21. Nothing makes a better clock on Cinco de Mayo than one like this.

This one also has Spanish words on it. But I could tell it’s Mexican inspired because it has a sugar skull at the 9.

22. On Cinco de Mayo, this chili pepper margarita glass is hot stuff.

However, if you drink too many margaritas on Cinco de Mayo, you might soon be searching for your lost shaker of salt. Well, that’s what Jimmy Buffett says.

23. Bell peppers make great Cinco de Mayo candle holders.

And they come in 4 colors: orange, green, yellow, and red. Unfortunately, Dios didn’t get around to creating a blue or purple one.

24. On Cinco de Mayo, kick back in these Mexican styled ottomans.

Yes, I know I’m putting these on for Cinco de Mayo. But I wouldn’t recommend anyone to buy these to use for a once a year decoration. Furniture must be used year round.

25. Well, that’s a lovely fiesta floral centerpiece.

Well, I found this under Cinco de Mayo crafts on Pinterest. So it better be used for the holiday. Still, it’s beautiful.

26. Can’t get cacti? How about make some cacti sculptures?

Well, I think these might be made of clay. But you have to appreciate the work put into them. Like the small saguaro.

27. Nothing makes a better fiesta table than a mosaic one like this.

Once again, furniture should be used year round. I’m just putting this one up because it looks Mexican inspired. And it’s very pretty.

28. Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with a wreath like this on your front door.

This one is of the Mexican flag. I kind of wish it’d include an eagle with a snake in its mouth. But you can’t have everything.

29. On Cinco de Mayo, you can’t go wrong with a cornhusk doll.

To be fair, cornhusk dolls were also prominent in the US. However, this one is dressed as a Mexican dancer.

30. Pinatas can come in any size.

Sure you might not get much candy out of it if you break it. But it’s adorable.

31. How would you like a decomesh flower wreath like this at your gate?

This has to be a big wreath since gate entrances are usually wider. Nevertheless, it’s lovely to behold.

32. A glittery cactus will always stand out at any fiesta.

I’m sure these are fake cacti in the pot. But they sure do sparkle.

33. Celebrate your Cinco de Mayo with a lovely decomesh wreath like this at your front door.

Yes, it’s another Cinco de Mayo wreath. I have quite a few of them on this post. But this one has thicker ribbons and a sombrero on top.

34. Got empty glass bottles? Have them say, “Ole!”

I have to admit this is funny. Like how bottles are dressed like banditos with their own mustaches and sombreros.

35. On Cinco de Mayo, sometimes 3 wreaths are better than one.

This is especially when they’re strung together and look the same. Can’t help but love this though.

36. Now that you’ve hunted down a pinata, perhaps use its skin for interior decorating.

This is a pinata skin rug which I don’t think is possible to do. Still, I think its hilarious.

37. Painted cacti always has to match with painted pots.

Yes, I know these are rocks painted as cacti. But at least these are in appropriate Mexican inspired painted flower pots.

38. “Aaaah! There’s an invisible mariachi in my room!”

Didn’t know the Invisible Man celebrated Cinco de Mayo considering that he’s supposed to be British. Still, this is funny.

39. Never seen a chair as colorful as this.

Well, it may not be for Cinco de Mayo. But it’s sure Mexican inspired. So it goes on.

40. Grace your couch this Cinco de Mayo with this serape throw.

Yes, I know a serape is a blanket. But I don’t know if this counts as one. Still, it does have a serape color scheme.

41. Your Cinco de Mayo veggies should be served on this chili pepper dip tray.

Then again, it looks quite small. But its pepper motifs make this Tex-Mex appropriate for the occasion.

42. Nothing makes a splash this Cinco de Mayo than this flower pot fountain.

Then again, it doesn’t seem much like an active fountain. But it’s sure intricately painted. Love it.

43. Grace your home this Cinco de Mayo with these festive flower trees.

Well, these are small and are mostly decorated in tissue paper. But they sure look festive.

44. On Cinco de Mayo, this sacred heart mirror looks great in any room.

Well, this is supposed to be a Mexican rendition of the Sacred Heart of Jesus. Looks cool though, especially with the silver flames.

45. Don’t have a wreath? Use a sombrero.

Now that’s a fancy sombrero. Wouldn’t want to put it on my front door this time of year due to the weather.

46. My. this wreath sure looks festive.

Yes, this is a very festive wreath indeed. Not because it’s in bright colors with “Fiesta” on it.

47. Nothing brings in the spirit of Cinco de Mayo like this purse.

Or is it a pillow or pillow cover. Either way, Etsy says it has a colorful Mexican design on it.

48. Didn’t know there was such a thing as a gilded pinata.

Well, this is a pinata with some gold spray paint on it. Though nice, I kind of prefer the colorful ones better.

49. Step right out this Cinco de Mayo in these shoes.

Sure they're more suited for Dios de los Muertos. But they're Mexican inspired so I'll put them in this post.

Sure they’re more suited for Dia de los Muertos. But they’re Mexican inspired so I’ll put them in this post.

50. A decomesh wreath like this ensures that there’s a fiesta around the corner.

Well, this sure puts you in the fiesta spirit. Like the flowers and pinata on this.

51. Cacti always look quite festive in sugar skull pots.

Yes, I know sugar skulls are more or less associated with Day of the Dead. Still, they’re a Mexican motif and are intricately done. So they go on.

52. These papermache sugar skulls make quite colorful Cinco de Mayo decorations.

I’m sure these weren’t made by kids. Because they seem so intricately done you’d think they were created from some repressed art major.

53. For Cinco de Mayo, this skull bottle will go well on any mantle.

I’m sure you won’t be drinking anything out of this one. Because this is just for decoration. But it’s lovely.

54. If you have some Mexican cans, perhaps plant cacti in them.

Not sure where I could get those. But I think the cacti should feel right at home.

55. These sugar skulls are as soft as they’re colorful.

Because they’re made of felt and cotton. Nevertheless, they’re sure pretty.

56. You can’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo without this statue of Our Lady of Guadelupe.

Well, Our Lady of Guadelupe is a significant Mexican cultural icon. Also, at least her day of observance makes more sense than Cinco de Mayo.

57. This Mexican cross must’ve been done with holy hands.

This one is in a Mexican mosaic style. Think this might’ve been an Etsy listing.

58. For hanging decorations, you have to go with tissue paper flowers.

I’ve seen these on Pinterest and Etsy. While, indeed festive, I’m not sure where I’d put one if I had one.

59. Ever heard of a cucumber cactus?

I’ve seen a lot of these, too. A lot of them are just cucumbers in pots with toothpicks in them. At least these have flowers.

60. Nothing makes a better Cinco de Mayo fiesta than having a sombrero wreath at your door.

Well, this one brings out a festive mood. Like how it’s decorated with ribbons, a serape, and a guitar.

61. You can’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo without a pair of maracas.

These are covered with colored duct tape. Not sure how they sound.

62. On Cinco de Mayo, even the margarita glasses have to have their own sombreros.

I don’t know about this one. On one hand, that might be going to far. But on the other hand, looks quite charming.

63. This sombrero makes a big impression on Cinco de Mayo.

This one has a pinata, a sun, and a sunflower as well as a few other things. In any case, makes a lovely door decoration.

64. These sugar skulls have dazzling eyes.

They’re also made from felt and are soft as can be. Love the crazy eyes though.

65. This fiesta wreath is known to say, “Ole!”

It also has a pinata near the top. Like the flowers on this one, especially the pink one.

66. This wreath shows where the tacos are.

Because it’s a taco shell wreath. Still, taco shells are food so this decoration will only last temporarily.

67. Inside this box, you’ll find the Sacred Heart.

Well, it’s Mexican inspired and listed on Etsy. So it goes on this post. Still, you have to admire the craftsmanship.

68. Now this is a Sacred Heart box anyone could love.

You’ll find a Sacred Heart in a lot of Mexican art as far as I see. But this one is quite ornate.

69. Nothing makes a Cinco de Mayo wreath than a serape.

This one seems more simpler than the other wreaths. Maybe because it uses a serape, a guitar, and some floral decor.

70. Remember the bigger the pinata, the bigger the impression.

I’m sure some people will be tempted to destroy this given there’s a pinata in the center. But I’m positive the pinata has no candy inside.

The Bright Sunny World of Suncatchers

Posted by historymaniacmegan on April 20, 2016

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For the wind chime’s optical equivalent, you have the suncatcher. Believed to be originally made by the Southwestern Native Americans, these things are pieces of reflective glass or nacre that are hung indoors at windows to catch the light from a nearby source. Of course, I’m not sure if I’d ever have these in my home since my dad has a tendency for migraines. However, you can also put suncatchers outdoors as well and they do make ones specifically for gardens as you shall see. Some of the designs like you see above could be abstract, perhaps with some mobile like chained elements. And sometimes they, too can be attached to wind chimes like you’ve probably saw. More complex designs can evoke plants or animals. Many of the wind chimes you might see can be massed produced. Others made by hand which you might see on Etsy or Pinterest. And in this post, I give you a treasure trove of suncatchers for your eyes’ desires.

A purple butterfly is sure to shine through the window.

But not when it’s overcast as you see here. But still, this is quite pretty.

2. If you like bluebirds at your window, you might like this suncatcher.

Like butterflies, birds also tend to be a common suncatcher motif. You’ll see a few of these.

3. Those who like pond scenery might prefer a suncatcher of a dragonfly and frog with a lily pad.

Of course, you might not be able to see the frog since it’s blended in with the lily pad. Because the frog doesn’t want the dragon fly to notice.

4. Nothing says spring like a suncatcher wreath of butterflies and flowers.

I’m sure this thing is quite delicate. But it should look brilliant shining through the window.

5. It’s said that a crescent moon shines brightly in the sun.

Yes, this is a lovely suncatcher. But it’s a moon. The moon comes out at night. See where I’m getting at?

6. Seems like these pieces of this broken heart were put back together.

Maybe not but it sure looks like it. Nevertheless, you have to love this heart suncatcher design.

7. You can make your own suncatcher with wire and beads.

As long as you have something that brings in the sunlight. Still, this is pretty.

8. With this suncatcher, you can always see the colors of the rainbow.

That way whenever the sun shines in, you’ll always have a rainbow. Like how the colors are arranged in this one.

9. For sun on winter days, go with a snowflake one.

Most of these suncatchers pertain to spring and summer. But there are some that cover other seasons, too.

10. This suncatcher is sure a colorful star.

Well, it’s in a star shape with a crystal in the center. Love the colors though.

11. What’s better than a rainbow but a rainbow flower?

This is lovely. But it’s sure a large panel as I can see. I bet this looks great in the sunlight.

12. This blue heart suncatcher sure does shimmer.

Or is it purple? Either way, it sure looks pretty. Wouldn’t mind having this one.

13. When it comes to suncatchers, you can’t go wrong with wire trees.

With the beads as leaves and flowers. Nevertheless, someone must’ve spent a lot of time on this.

14. Another wire suncatcher is surrounded by butterflies.

Well, this one has wire butterflies and flowers. But I sure love the colors on this one.

15. This suncatcher shimmers like a hanging jewel in the sunlight.

This one is one of the more abstract types. But this doesn’t mean it’s less lovely than some of the others.

16. For a more green suncatcher, you can always go with tree.

Well, if you’re not into floral suncatchers, this one may do. Still, I think it would make a fine addition to any window.

17. Polly wanna suncatcher?

You got that right, this is a parrot suncacther. Requires much less maintenance than the real thing.

18. Looks like this woman is hanging around a spider web.

Or so it looks like a spider web. Wonder what she has in her hand. A raindrop?

19. This jeweled suncatcher is from wire and in a shape of a heart.

Well, this is wonderful. Love the sparkly beads on this. Guess it shimmers in the sunlight.

20. This blue suncatcher has a little snowflake on the end.

Wonder how this shimmers in the sunlight. Still, this is more meant for winter decoration.

21. If you like flowers, then you’ll love these flowery suncacter panels.

I guess these are all painted. Nevertheless, these sure look so beautiful.

22. Those in a spring mood might take well to this yellow flower suncatcher.

Guess this one’s lost a few petals. Oh wait, that’s a lily on a pad. Are there yellow lily pad flowers out there? Not sure.

23. If you like irises, this suncatcher is for you.

This is beautiful. I’m sure this was mass produced. But I like how it’s painted.

24. Look at this bluebird in the corner.

Well, this is kind of neat. Never seen something like that before. Seems quite rustic if you ask me.

25. If you like Tiffany designs, then you’ll sure love this suncatcher.

You got to love the stained glass on this. Seems like it comes straight from a Tiffany lamp. Very beautiful.

26. This rainbow heart is a suncatcher you’re bound to love.

Love to see the sun shining through this heart suncatcher. Sure is quite beautiful.

27. This star suncatcher chain is in full red, white, and blue.

A fine suncatcher for any patriotic home in America. Like the spirals on these. So whimsical.

28. You heard of dreamcatchers? Well, this one catches some sun.

And this seems like a rainbow one at that. Or so it seems. At any rate, like the feathers.

29. If you love flowers, then you’ll adore this pansy suncatcher.

You might see a lot of pansies around. But I do like this purple one. The ribbons are a nice touch, too.

30. This rainbow suncatcher has the sunlight dancing on it.

This is on crystal bead chain. I know there are a few of these. But I think this is the best one.

31. There’s no suncatcher more quaint than that of a ladybug.

Sure real ladybugs aren’t known to be adorable. But this is so cute if you ask me.

32. Those with a sunny disposition, you might like this sunflower suncatcher.

Well, it’s more vibrant than a real sunflower. But it’s still quite pretty.

33. For those who like winter wonders, go with this suncatcher penguin.

This one even has a snowflake coming from its beak. So adorable. Why, I like penguins.

34. This dream catcher suncatcher has its own stained glass eagle.

Yes, this is a Native American style suncatcher. But the eagle looks pretty cool.

35. If you like rainbows, how about one squared?

Yes, this one is in a square and in a crazy design. Love it though.

36. Now that is one funky colored rooster.

For those who live on a farm or keep chickens this is the kind of suncatcher for you. Love the feathers on this.

37. For you artsy religious types out there, this suncatcher is for you.

Well, this is pretty neat. Not a conventional shape. But I wouldn’t mind having one like this, particularly if it was purple.

38. Those who might appreciate the beauty of the desert might enjoy this suncatcher.

Sure the desert might have lovely landscapes. But is it a great place to live? Not really.

39. Seems like this wire tree got encased in some glass.

Now this is something. Wonder they did this. Perhaps we’ll never know.

40. Looks like this cardinal has found the perfect place to spread his wings.

This is a suncatcher for a garden since it has a stick below. But this fairly fine craftsmanship if you ask me.

41. Why make a stained glass flower suncatcher when you can press one in glass?

Well, this is lovely. Doesn’t mean that the painted glass flowers are less pretty though.

42. I’m sure anyone would want a suncatcher tulip or two.

These come in 4 colors. However, the light purple one is the best out of these 4 or so I think.

43. I guess this glass suncatcher has gone green.

Well, green and purple anyway. But that is a very nice green. Not to mention, this one has some glass markings as well.

44. Ah, can anyone think of anything more adorable than a sleeping angel?

Yes, this is quite cute. Still, think it’s more suitable for nighttime decor. Not so much as a suncatcher.

45. This rainbow butterfly is a wonder to behold in the sun.

Yes, this is a rainbow butterfly suncatcher. And yes, it’s in the sunlight. Amazing, isn’t it?

46. Well, that’s one way to make a rainbow heart.

This one has the colors coming from the center. Nevertheless, it’s quite beautiful.

47. If you’re into the life aquatic, you might enjoy this seahorse suncatcher.

I suppose they have aquatic stuff, too. Don’t know what to make of that seahorse though.

48. As we all know, I couldn’t do a suncatcher post without including a rose.

Of course, this was probably not an easy thing to make. But you do have to admire its beauty and craftsmanship.

49. Now that seems like a very intricate dream catcher.

This dreamcatcher seems to bear some resemblance to a stained glass window. But it’s a suncatcher.

50. Those who live near the seashore might like this sand dollar suncatcher.

Not sure how sand dollars come into existence. But you have to like this one of stained glass.

51. Not a fan of seahorses? How about this jellyfish suncatcher?

Yes, a jellyfish may be pretty. But there are plenty you don’t want to swim near. Because they’re highly poisonous and can kill you.

52. Nothing shines more in the sunlight than this rainbow suncatcher panel.

Kind of reminds you of as stained glass rainbow window. Like the squares.

53. This suncatcher will surely glimmer in the sunlight like a gem.

This is beautiful. Lobe the blue pieces on this. And the frame.

54. When it comes to animals, you can’t go wrong with this stained glass raindrop cat.

Many of the cat suncatchers show the cat from the back. This one at least shows the eyes.

55. This blue angel is simply divine.

This one uses wire, marbles, and glass for this angel. And the results are wondrous beyond compare.

56. This owl suncatcher is sure to be a hoot.

This is adorable. Love the big eyes on this one. Also like how it’s purple.

57. This praying angel suncatcher sure captures such angelic beauty.

Yes, I know I’ve been putting a few angel suncatchers up. But trust me, this one is incredibly beautiful.

58. Nothing makes a more sacred suncatcher than this brilliant blue cross.

Yes, this is another cross suncatcher. But you have to love that brilliant blue on this one. So lovely.

59. How about go up in this rainbow hot air balloon?

Yes, hot air balloons can be wonders in the sky like this one. But you have to love these colors.

60. This purple flower is so pretty you’d almost think it would be on a Tiffany lamp.

I really like this flower for it’s petals and design. Also, because it’s purple.

61. When it comes to birds in flight almost no one beats the hummingbird.

You have to love the colors on this one. If it weren’t for the shine, you’d almost think the green matches the trees.

62. If you’re into marittime, this sailboat suncatcher may float your boat.

I like the white part of this. They kind of remind me of crazy clouds.

63. I’m no one could resist these flower suncatchers.

Well, these are 3-dimensional suncatcher flowers. But they’re nevertheless quite pretty and probably delicate.

64. How about a suncatcher spider web?

Normally, you might think spiders and webs are creepy. But this spiderweb seems like an unforgettable work of art.

65. This suncatcher will guarantee you luck from the Irish.

Yes, this is a shamrock suncatcher. And I’m sure they sell these for Saint Patrick’s Day.

66. Hey, look, a blue octopus from the deep.

Well, at least it’s not a blue ringed octopus. Those things are poisonous. Still, fine artistry here.

67. Imagine having this design in your window.

This one has rainbow glass surrounded by black. Very pretty though. So lovely.

68. For your fall garden, I suppose this scarecrow suncatcher would be nice.

I’m sure this won’t scare any crows. But it’ll look great in your garden even if it doesn’t.

69. Looks like this suncatcher contains a couple of dragonflies.

Now this seems to be quite colorful. Love the glass pieces on this thing. So pretty.

70. You’d never come across a butterfly this beautiful.

This one is so lovely with the colorful spots and stripes. Not sure if there’s a real butterfly that looks like this.

71. No one could resist this teddy bear suncatcher.

And here is one in their little pajama outfit. Probably used for a kids room. But it’s so adorable.

72. How about a fish in a raindrop?

Okay, maybe I’m not a fan of fishing. But I have to admit this is pretty cool.

73. Here is an angel with a candle to protect you.

Must be a guardian angel motif. But this one has brilliant wings and an iridescent gown.

74. This panel has a rose in a vase.

For some reason this reminds me of the rose I’ve seen on Beauty and the Beast. Not sure why. Lovely though.

75. Seems like this ship is already sailing the ocean blue.

Seems like this was based on some beautiful painting. Love how it seems so peaceful if you look at it long enough.

76. This butterfly always seems to glimmer in the light.

Like how this butterfly looks like when you show it on the water on a sunny day. So pretty.

77. Who knows what could shine with blue and white.

Yes, this is another abstract design. Like the white ring around the blue loops on this.

78. This suncatcher is called, “Love Shines.”

This one consist of a rainbow and a crystal heart. So beautiful.

79. Seems like this heart was created from so many pieces.

Then again, that’s probably the point. But you have to appreciate the craftsmanship with all the wire and colorful glass pieces inside.

80. Each point of this 6 pointed star has a color of the rainbow.

Yes, I know I have a lot of rainbow stuff on this post. But who doesn’t like rainbows? Seriously, I can’t think of anyone.

The Windswept World of Wind Chimes

Posted by historymaniacmegan on April 17, 2016

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A key decoration you might see outside buildings during the spring and summer are wind chimes. These are are a type of percussion instrument constructed from suspended tubes, rods, bells or other objects often made of metal or wood. They tend to be suspended along with a weight which the tubes or rods can strike when they or another wind catching surface are blown by the natural air movement outside. And since Southwestern Pennsylvania has no shortage of wind on most days, wind chimes tend to be popular as garden and porch ornaments around these parts. My grandmother particularly likes them as I’ve seen when I go to my grandparents’ house. However, while hanging wind chimes in the west began with the Romans, they’ve also been associated with decorating in India, China, and Japan. As of today, I tend to see a lot of wind chimes on sale. Yet, many of these tend to have the conventional look. So this is where I turn to Pinterest which brings me to a whole world of more creative wind chimes that many people made themselves. And I share some of these with you today.

There’s something fishy about this one.

Well, the chimes on here are made from a ceramic fish. Not sure if the pieces fit together. But it’s not bad.

2. Who knew you can make chimes from plastic bottles.

Sure they’re probably from a craft store of some type. But they sure look pretty.

3. A sun wind chime always has to have some bells.

Well, this one only has 3. I don’t think this one was handmade. But I like it so it goes on this post.

4. Some wind chimes have all jingles.

I bet this one makes a lot of noise when it’s really windy out. In my area, I’ve known quite a few.

5. Sometimes you have to top your wind chime with a mosaic flower.

I’m sure the chimes are attached at the flower. But the flower is so beautiful.

6. The chimes on this one can be quite colorful.

These are shaped like feathers. But they’re plastic because feathers don’t make much of a sound.

7. Gold chimes sit quite well with a wire butterfly.

You see a lot of spring motifs with wind chimes. This wire butterfly has marbles for the colors.

8. This owl has all the bells.

Bound to ring whenever the wind is blowing. Sure to be a hoot.

9. Sometimes chimes can take the shape of squared chains.

I’m sure this was made by someone with too much time on their hands. Not sure if I’d want to have this in a rainstorm. Probably not.

10. When it comes to chimes, you can’t go wrong with bottles.

Kind of resembles a flying saucers with large bottles attached in a bead mesh. But it’s a wind chime and a rather large one at that.

11. For more metal in wind chimes, you can always go with gears.

Not sure what the tubes are made out of. But the gears sure look nice in them. Great for any steampunk home.

12. Who knew that you could put some bright crystals on a wind chime?

I think these crystals are fake and were bought at some craft store. Still, like how they shine and how they go well with this chime so well.

13. Pink chimes are fine for a light breeze.

You see a lot of crystal wind chimes like these. Sure it’s beautiful. But it’s probably quite delicate, too.

14. When you can’t buy a wind chime, it helps to make one with beads.

This one apparently glimmers in the sunlight. Wonder how it would do in the rain. Only one way to find out.

15. A shell wind chime like this should always come with some bells and forks.

You tend to see a lot of cutlerly in wind chimes. Not sure if it enhances the aesthetic or brings out the sound.

16. A wind chime like this one is great for hosting a garden tea party.

This one is a wind chime of a teapot with tea cups. But the best part about this one is that it’s purple.

17. I suppose this is a wind chime for anyone in a potting mood.

Yes, this wind chime is made from flower pots. Guess these won’t be used for planting anymore.

18. Sometimes smaller heart wind chimes are better.

This one may seem quite delicate compared to the others. But at any rate, you have to love this one.

19. Beads and straw could always make a fine wind chime.

Well, this is different. Okay, that’s probably wicker, not straw. Or is wicker straw? I’m confused.

20. There’s no lovelier wind chime than one with beads strung to a bottle.

Not sure if this is a great view. But you have to admire the craftsmanship on this. This is especially if the bottle is glass.

21. All you need to make this wind chime are crystal beads and wire.

If it had a light in it, you’d almost think it was a lamp. However, it’s certainly not.

22. When it comes to wind chimes, sometimes the chimes below can have quite the color.

Sometimes the chimes might not always look great at the top. But you have to admire the beads and string on this.

23. When it comes to chime beads, it helps if you have a variety of colors.

Well, at least this one looks quite festive. Hate to see this one get tangled.

24. Sometimes it helps that everything matches.

This one is pink with flowers all over it. Sure it’s plastic but it’s pretty.

25. Who says you can’t put dragon flies on your chimes?

Dragonflies aren’t the kind I’d have in mind for wind chimes. But these look great on the squares. Lovely.

26. On a wind chime like this, your heart is in chains.

As you see, all the links are in the shape of a heart. Looks quite rusty though.

27. If you like boating, then this wind chime should go great with your sailing ship.

Not sure if I’d want this on a boat during a hurricane. But it certainly looks rather maritime.

28. Sometimes a chime can just be a bottomless bottle.

Well, this seems simple enough. Still, love the silver butterfly and the jingle.

29. As far as wind chimes good, you can’t go wrong with ceramic tiles.

You can even paint some of them before you glaze them. Not sure if I’d want to put this one outside since I don’t want to ruin it.

30. Now this is the kind of wind chime for those with a green thumb.

This one has beads coming out from a watering can. Not sure why the wire ends are there. Probably for decoration.

31. For a wind chime that looks so antique, blue roses should give it an additional touch.

I don’t think this is handmade. After all, the metal on this seems fairly manufactured. But I do think it’s very beautiful.

32. Sometimes all you need for a wind chime is a funnel cake pan and some necklace chains.

That has to be a large wind chime as far as I could see. Still you have to love the stuff they have for the chimes part.

33. For an easier wind chime, just string some bead strands on a wooden stick.

The beads on these strands seem to follow a pattern. And each have a blue rectangle at the end.

34. If you like wind chimes, perhaps hang this one outside your kitchen window.

This one consists of a rolling pin and utensil chains. A bit large for any window, don’t you think?

35. What strung from this stick gives the illusion of rain.

This looks very pretty. Seems like someone really worked hard on this. But this appears quite delicate.

36. This woman hung up her wind chime in a big way.

And I guess she did it with step ladder. Or crane. Definitely crane.

37. This wind chime holds the keys.

However, don’t bet that any of these will fit in the locks. Because they were probably bought at a craft store.

38. It’s said that clanging cutlery can bring music to your ears.

I guess this one is more for the kitchen inclined. However, I have a better use of cutlery than putting it on wind chimes. It’s called putting food in your mouth.

39. If you like dragonflies, this one should suit you.

Well, there’s a dragonfly on top and pieces at the chime parts. Quite beautiful though.

40. Well, this wind chime is quite festive.

Wow, this is so beautiful that I’d just want to keep it indoors 24/7. Because I don’t want to rain to ruin it. And in my neck of the woods, you get that a lot.

41. Sometimes a wind chime needs a little extra something.

Well, the ends of these are of some folding strainer from the kitchen. If that’s what they call it.

42. There’s something fishy about this wind chime.

Well, this one has a fish on top of all these chime pieces. And all in green and blue.

43. For a wind chime like this, you can decorate it in any number of ways.

This one also has vibrant colors. Not as bright or vivid as some of the others. But lovely enough for me not to leave this one outside.

44. Seems like some wind chimes have all the bells.

And it seems like this one has lots of tiny ones. Wonder how long it took to make this.

45. You never know how many large beads you can string up for a wind chime.

These beads seem to resemble stones. Wonder if this wind chime is meant to represent a waterfall.

46. I guess these rainbow pots aren’t for planting.

Yes, this is another flower pot wind chime. But this one has some bees and butterflies. So it’s different than the other one I showed you.

47. Don’t know what to do with the extra silver? Make a wind chime out of it.

Yes, I’m sure this may look quite amazing. But on Downton Abbey, seeing this would make Carson flip out in anger. After all, you don’t put a bullion spoon on a garden wind chime. At least on his watch.

48. Sometimes a wider wind chime makes all the difference.

Seems like this one was made from old jewels. Well, old costume jewels. So pretty.

49. For those who like nature, this wind chime will give you all the green you ask for.

Almost seems like a green moss fading into a white rock. Still, it’s quite pretty.

50. If you love purple flowers, you’d love this wind chime.

Not sure how it sounds when the wind blows. But this looks quite beautiful, especially since it’s purple.

51. For a colorful and flowery flair, you can’t go wrong with this wind chime.

Yes, I know it took a lot of time to make this. But I think this is better kept indoors since I wouldn’t want to ruin it.

52. Nothing makes better music in the wind than a wind chime of goblets.

Wow, this is sure stunning. Also another way to piss off Carson on Downton Abbey.

53. Sometimes what makes music in the wind has to glimmer in the sunlight.

Well, these look beautiful. Wonder if they’re made of glass. If so, I wouldn’t want to drop it.

54. When it comes to some wind chimes, it helps if the chime parts are part of the decoration.

These seem to be painted in flowers and they seem suspended on some kind of cage. Or that’s as far as I see.

55. Nothing makes a more elegant wind chime than anything attached to a golden heart.

Well, this is strung on chains, color stones, and bells. Nevertheless, this is lovely.

56. I’m sure your garden would look better with a wind chime of this colorful bird.

And yet, another wind chime I wouldn’t want to expose to the elements outside. Very beautiful if I do say so myself.

57. Sometimes an old door knob makes a great wind chime.

Well, this almost looks crystal clear that you barely notice it through the window. Still, you have to love it.

58. If you live near the seashore, you might like a wind chime of shells.

Well, I guess these shells can make some kind of music. Nevertheless, I think it’s quite creative.

59. Sometimes you could make a lovely wind chime on vinyl.

However, before you use a vinyl record in a craft project, make sure it’s one with horrible music on it that won’t be missed. Let’s just say there’s a lot of bad records out there.

60. Whoever thought you could make a wind chime from a silver dish?

And yet, another way to get Carson pissed off at you at Downton Abbey. To him, you don’t use silver to make these fangled things.

61. Got an old vase you don’t know what to do with? Make a wind chime out of it.

Well, this one is an upside down vase with a weight in it. Still, love the blue color.

62. This wind chime is meant to bring out the colors of the rainbow.

This one has pieces that are linked for wind chime. And yes, it certainly looks pretty while gleaming in the sunlight.

63. You never know what you can make with a basket.

Apparently, you can make a rather cool wind chime with a basket. Simply breathtakingly lovely.

64. You never know what’s coming out of this pitcher.

Now this looks quite whimsical. Love how this one pours the flower out. Love the design on the pitcher, too.

65. This wind chime has a sailboat on the waves.

Well, this one has blue beads for water and fish to go with it. And it’s topped with a glass sailboat, too.

66. This wind chime has to be as pretty as a peacock.

Because it’s a peacock wind chime. And as we see, sound comes when the wind blows through the feathers.

67. I’m sure you’d want this wind chime on a bright, sunny day.

Because this one is of the sun and the chimes below are the rays. And yes, it sure looks bright.

68. Such wind chimes like this are said to be as cute as a button.

This one consists of chimes that have buttons strung on them. And yes, this is pretty cool if you ask me.

69. Guess this one is serving tea for a few.

This wind chime uses cups, saucers, and spoons as bells. And yes, it’s one you might see in a Wes Anderson movie.

70. As a wind chime, there’s nothing more radiant than a purple sunflower.

And radiant it is, indeed. This one is simply stunning, especially since it’s mostly in purple.

71. Guess this wind chime brings so many fish in the sea.

Well, this looks quite interesting. Not sure if the top part is a jellyfish. Quite cool.

72. While many wind chimes have celestial themes, you haven’t seen one like this.

Then again, you’ve probably seen one like this at every garden store. Still, you have to like this.

73. This is the kind of wind chime for the patriotic at heart.

Well, if you’re American, anyway. Then again, most of my views come from the States.

74. Anyone who’s an artist at heart will enjoy a wind chime like this.

This is made up of so many shapes and colors. Nevertheless, this is so lovely.

75. On top of a wind chime like this, you see a flower.

This one has the colors of the rainbow at the chimes. Like the flower design, too.

76. Sometimes it all starts with a stunning design.

This one has rainbow beads and a lovely design. Wonder how long it took to make this.

77. If you love wind chimes, this painted butterfly one will delight your home.

This one is so intricately done. However, it’s probably made of glass. Wouldn’t want this one outside.

78. If you love bells, this wind chime is for you.

This one also has a deer on top. And I’m sure you’d enjoy it.

79. On top of this is a colorful spiral.

Seems like whoever made this spent a lot of time painting the designs. Nevertheless, this is so radiant and stunning.

80. This angelic wind chime is lined with beads of pink roses.

Sure this one probably wasn’t hand made. But it’s sure beautiful. Besides, who wouldn’t want this.

The Quaint Gardening World of Greenhouses and Garden Sheds

Posted by historymaniacmegan on April 12, 2016

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In some places while spring has sprung, here in Southwestern Pennsylvania, the weather has been so unpredictable that some of these April showers have become snow showers. And no, I’m not kidding about that. In fact, I woke up one morning to find my whole backyard covered in snow not too long ago. However, this chaotic weather has set people’s gardening schedule back for a few weeks as far as I know. Thankfully, for those who have them, you have greenhouses which are supposed to keep plants alive all year long. Or at least sprout them until they’re ready for the outside. In my house, my mom once grew some of her plants on a table in the basement under a light. We did have a place to keep plants outside near the herb garden but it didn’t hold. And let’s just say, my family is too poor for a greenhouse or a garden shed. But plenty of people do have them. And for this post, this is what I bring you.

A small wooden shed with some light might give everything your plants need.

Except this doesn’t seem to have sufficient walls for insulation. In my area, those are essential.

2. Sometimes it helps if your garden shed goes well with the patio.

Wait, is there furniture in there? I thought garden sheds and greenhouses were supposed to be for plants. Not people.

3. A wooden garden shed will always make a rustic garden addition.

If it’s painted like this, all the better. Yes, it certainly looks quite quaint indeed. Like a storybook garden.

4. When it comes to greenhouses, only the grandest can suit Mr. and Mrs. Washington.

This is what the greenhouse looks like at Mount Vernon. I know it looks like a mansion. You get that.

5. Nothing stands out in a garden like a shed of blue.

This is lovely. Wonder if it was made from a kit. But still, I like it.

6. As we all know, red really shows up in a garden.

However, if you live where I do, bright colors aren’t encouraged. Seriously, a building with bright colors will be seen as tacky.

7. A yellow garden shed like this will give you what you need.

This one seems rather small and simple. But I’m not sure about the color going well with the surroundings.

8. As far as greenhouses go, this one is covered in vines.

However, you can bet this one won’t look great in the winter. I can guarantee that since my front house is covered in ivy.

9. Sometimes in potting sheds it helps to start small.

Sure this one may look like a multi colored phone booth. But it’s for plants.

10. Of course, you can always go with a rustic touch.

To me, it seems like a lovely garden shed. To others, it’s a mere shack. To my dad, it’s a waste of firewood.

11. If you need a step up, this might be what you need.

Yes, it’s a little small. But it sure looks quite lovely in a garden and quite homey, too.

12. Sure this shed might not seem like much, but it’ll do.

Yes, I know it’s not suited for Southwestern Pennsylvania weather. But you have to admire its construction.

13. With this one, you can always open the windows for a little light.

And you can shut them if it gets too cold outside for the plants. Nevertheless, love the colors on this one.

14. Have an old edifice on your property? Make a greenhouse out of it.

Well, Pinterest says this was an old barn. Still, love what they did with it, especially how they added the windows.

15. As we all know, every greenhouse needs windows.

And this one has windows all on one side so the plants can get their fill of sunlight. Wonder if this is a shop. Wouldn’t be surprised.

16. Who says that a small garden shed can’t have style?

I guess this one is supposed to match the house. However, I really like the top windows and roof. Very intricate.

17. Sometimes a small white shed is a simple place to rest.

Sure it’s not much to look at. But I think it goes very well with the garden surroundings.

18. This is just an old wooden shed.

This one looks quite old and is probably just used for tools. Guess there are no plants here.

19. In the Victorian Era, some estates had grand greenhouses to behold.

However, this one hasn’t been used for decades. And it has been abandoned as well as fallen into disrepair.

20. Sometimes wooden siding can make a lot of difference.

Yes, it’s a bit small with a few windows. But at least the plants would love it in there.

21. It’s always said that some plants do well in the shade.

Well, this shed looks as colorful as it is rustic. Love the roof and the stonework outside.

22. When it comes to building a greenhouse, all you need are wood and windows.

Sure it’s an unconventional shape as you see. But hey, it works. So you can’t complain.

23. Who says a garden shed can’t have an ornate porch?

This one looks old and almost abandoned. Well, if it wasn’t for the light and flowers. Beautiful though.

24. For a greenhouse, a glass one is utter perfection.

Sure this one appears to be made from windows which may not be very sturdy. But will sure let the light in.

25. This one may not have much walls but provides plenty of shade.

This one looks quite quaint. Probably not suited for where I live. But I like it.

26. Bright red always creates a rustic feel.

This one seems decorated for fall. But I do like how the roof and the doors stand out.

27. It always helps if a garden shed is surrounded by your garden flora.

Not sure about the plants growing on the shed. But it sure looks pretty. Like the door and windows.

28. A garden shed like this one is quite quaint and adorable.

I don’t think this was an old schoolhouse as Pinterest might imply. But I’m sure it goes quite well with its garden surroundings.

29. A pink garden shed always goes well with the peonies.

This one even has a heart on the roof. Yes, it looks like something a little girl might design. Well, if it wasn’t a garden shed.

30. This greenhouse will always float your boat.

Wonder what they keep in there. Water plants? I think this one might be from England but I’m not sure.

31. A greenhouse sure would look splendid with a nice brass roof.

Wonder how old this one is. Hope the roof doesn’t get rusty. Because this one is quite beautiful.

32. Sometimes a flat roof greenhouse is all you need.

I like the door on this. Very intricate to say the least. Not sure about the building shape.

33. A greenhouse always needs some glass and a nice canopy.

Sure it might resemble a fancy pavilion. But I’m not sure if the walls are of glass or thin air.

34. Sometimes you can put all your tools in a small white garden shed.

Sometimes the lines between garden sheds and greenhouses are blurred. Sometimes not. Still, I think this is pretty.

35. Sometimes a garden shed could use a wooden tower.

Except for the light inside, this one seems nearly abandoned. Then again, the look is probably intentional.

36. You can build a greenhouse with old windows.

Well, it doesn’t look like much. But if you’re growing plants, sometimes design doesn’t matter.

37. For greenhouses, a weather vane makes a fine finishing touch.

This one consists of mostly windows. But this looks quite quaint and rustic for any country garden.

38. It doesn’t hurt if you build a greenhouse at the side of a rock.

Yet another Victorian greenhouse that’s abandoned. But at least this one has plants in them.

39. Who says a garden shed can’t have porch and pots outside?

Yes, it looks as if it’s an abandoned shack in a garden. Well, if it weren’t for the blooming flowers.

40. Sometimes on a brick shed, a toadstool roof will do.

I think this is an old picture of a garden shed. However, it should be perfect if you have a fairy tale like house.

41. A blue greenhouse always looks lovely with some flowers on it.

Well, the flowers are on the roof. But this looks quite lovely if you ask me.

42. Sometimes you just have to have a greenhouse to go with the patio.

Love the woodwork on this. Love how it matches the greenhouse and the furniture.

43. If you want your greenhouse to stand out, use bright colors.

Well, this certainly goes well with the garden. However, in my area, this wouldn’t fly.

44. Sometimes a small blue garden shed with red windows will do just fine.

Like how they have boxes for yellow flowers. Like the walls on this, too.

45. A greenhouse always seems rustic with green trimmings.

Well, the siding doesn’t seem remarkable. But I do think this lovely, especially near the flowers.

46. Nothing makes a better garden shed unless it’s covered with vines.

Yes, the wood doesn’t seem the greatest. But you have to love the ivy on this thing. Lovely.

47. There’s nothing more quaint than a greenhouse of stone and stucco.

This has wooden frame windows and a small balcony. Love the roof on this, too.

48. A greenhouse always looks rustic with wooden window frames.

Sure it might look quite small. But it surely looks lovely next to these garden plots.

49. A glass section is great for a greenhouse like this.

Yes, I know it kind of seems fairly modern. But I think it’s lovely in its own way.

50. A red roof is always a fine addition on a garden shed.

This one has a red shingle roof. Also has some vines growing on it. Lovely.

51. This greenhouse uses a quaint glass dome for plants.

Not sure if it’s an old greenhouse design. But I do think it’s very beautiful.

52. Window walls and roofs a good greenhouse make.

Seems like the only non-window fixtures here are two large wooden doors. Still, quite quaint.

53. Flowers can always stand out in a white greenhouse.

This one has a lovely flowers out front. But it seems to glimmer in the sunlight like a marble statue.

54. A small brick garden shed always looks great on the patio.

I know it looks old and run down. But it sure goes well with its surroundings.

55. Doesn’t hurt to set plants on a garden shed of wooden siding.

Well, it certainly resembles a little cabin. But it has so many windows with white frames and a shingle roof.

56. For some greenhouses, they ‘d sure go great with the patio.

Not sure if was made from a kit. But it sure looks quite beautiful. Love the glass roof.

57. A quaint wooden garden shed always needs an archway entrance.

Not sure what’s in here. But I do like the green trim on this building.

58. There’s nothing more quaint than a garden shed of white and red.

This is made from aluminum that’s painted on. When it’s sunny, some of these white walls tend to look pink.

59. A curved roof always looks lovely on a greenhouse.

The curved roof sort of gives an East Asian flair. But the windows look nice on this one, too.

60. A greenhouse like this always seems one with nature.

Yes, it looks like a small, quirky cabin. And it has tree furniture to go with it.

61. A blue garden shed will always be lovely at the end of the garden path.

And this one appears to be covered in ivy. Love the garden surrounding it though.

62. Pink and blue windows always go well on a greenhouse.

Wonder what this one looks like with the lights coming from inside. Must be magnificent.

63. This small garden shed has its own little porch.

Well, seems like this was made from a kit. Probably could only fit plants and tools. But it’s quaint.

64. A white greenhouse could always use a red shingled roof.

This is very beautiful, especially under the blue sky. Love the plants nearby.

65. A yellow garden shed goes well with a sprawling wildflower patch.

Well, I think this shed makes the garden seem more sunny. Love the window frames.

66. To protect your plants, put them in high places.

This is a greenhouse tree house if you will. Nevertheless, it looks completely stunning in its surroundings.

67. No greenhouse is complete without a metal roof.

Mostly because metal is effective at absorbing heat. Also beats assembling shingles.

68. A greenhouse doesn’t always have to be big to keep plants.

This one was made of old windows. And it fits in a garden box.

69. Never seen a garden shed with a roof like this one.

Are those shingles? Sure looks like it. Still, love the door on this building.

70. Any lovely greenhouse can always use a few columns.

I suppose this is another Victorian greenhouse. And it seems abandoned. But it’s in better shape than the other ones I’ve shown.

71. Guess this one is black, white, and red all over.

Love how the black trimmings stand out with the red. The white windows look great, too.

72. A green garden shed sure looks lovely covered with snow.

Seems like the white roof goes well with the snow on the ground. Of course, it might also be covered in snow, too.

73. A wooden shed can always use a few flower boxes.

Well, it’s quite small. But it does look quite pretty with the flowers being planted in it.

74. A greenhouse could be made from windows and doors lying about.

Well, this one might seem like a shack. But I’m sure the plants would love the light coming through the windows and doors.

75. A stone garden shed always has to have a roof of sod.

Well, it’s not quite grass and it’s not quite hay. So it’s sod at least in my opinion.

76. Nothing makes a lovely garden shed than a whimsical purple one.

The roof seems rather unusual on this one. But you have to love how its color goes with the flowers.

77. A greenhouse of metal and glass can never be as ornate as this.

This one is either quite old or built by someone with too much time on their hands. Man, you have to love the designs on this.

78. Sometimes a garden shed needs a few pink touches.

This is rustic enough for a garden. And it has some pink in the windows to stand out and blend with the flowers.

79. A stone garden shed can always blend in with any garden landscape.

And sometimes the garden shed might become part of the garden. But it’s away from the main part as you can see.

80. For a large impression, you cant’ go wrong with an octagon greenhouse in your garden.

Of course, you’d have to have a lot of money for this. But I’m sure it’ll provide the kind of insulation your plants need in cold weather.

Pomp and Circumstance on Graduation Memories

Posted by historymaniacmegan on April 8, 2016

Here am I standing with me and my parents and sister Molly at my graduation from Yough High School in June 2008. I was thinking about putting my sister’s picture. But I decided against it because I already put her high school graduation picture in my Father’s Day post.

As the school year winds down to a close, so comes graduation season where all seniors prepare to say goodbye and face the world years of education prepared them for. Since I’m a 2008 graduate of Yough High School as well as a 2012 graduate of Saint Vincent College, I can say I’ve been down the commencement cap and gown road twice in my life. Such experience is bittersweet for me since while I have gotten a sense of accomplishment that years of committing to my education have paid off, I also feel a bit sad that I miss the place and the people. But perhaps there’s always a trade off. After all, receiving your college degree is a proud moment even though it means you’ll have years of struggle to pay for your student loans. Nevertheless, graduations usually consists of students entering in procession dressed in their caps and gowns as each one is called to receive their degree. There’s usually a commencement speaker giving a few remarks for the graduates as well as other performances. It’s quite an elaborate ceremony. It’s kind of funny at my high school graduation, we had our state senator at the time Bob Regola who kind of got in trouble for perjury after his kid and a neighbor were involved in some firearms mishap that killed the latter. The guy was later forced to resign. Yet, while there are many graduations that consist of wonderful ceremonies, some don’t always go as well as planned. And for your pleasure, I show a treasure trove of photos pertaining to the not so savory sentiments of graduation.

Guess someone is questioning their degree’s worth already.

As you’ll see, some grads decorate their caps in unique ways. I suppose “B.S.” either stands for bullshit or Bachelor in Science.

2. At graduation, you never know what people are wearing under their gowns.

I guess these women are from some state like California or Hawaii. Because I don’t think I could wear a swimsuit under my cap and gown.

3. Seems like some people are excited that they’ve graduated.

I think these guys are from China. Still, all seem to have their gown blowing with one jumping into the air.

4. Seems like someone is happy with their advanced degree.

I think this might be someone’s dad in his kid’s cap and gown. And it’s probably done as a joke. Pretty funny.

5. Apparently, not everyone is basking in the glories of their graduation.

Either that, or the girl doesn’t like having her picture taken. That, or she was doing a photo bomb.

6. This guy made it and has the diploma and picture to show for it.

However, you have to wonder about his school’s colors. Maroon? Please. Still, love his goofy grin.

7. Now I can fully understand why this person went to college.

Also, Hogwarts is a school for wizarding youth ages 11-18. Perhaps being a Muggle at 18 was a factor as well.

8. Dobby has graduated. Dobby is freed.

Yes, these caps are very creative. Who knew that Dobby needed a diploma to be freed from the Malfoys? Oh, wait he needed a sock.

9. Those who graduate are more likely to have their life on the right track.

However, this girl isn’t one of them because she’s standing in the middle of the railroad tracks. Seriously, she’s putting herself at a very dangerous risk of being mangled and run over.

10. Being photographed with your parents in your cap and gown is always a proud moment.

At least for this dad who just can’t resist embarrassing his son one last time. Yes, that will do it.

11. Sure you nearly flunked but at least you made it.

I don’t know about you. But I’m sure this guy isn’t going to be college material for receiving a 1.9. But at least he didn’t flunk.

12. Remember, graduates, processions always take one step at a time.

And it seems this girl tripped during “Pomp and Circumstance.” Still, this place kind of reminds me of my high school stadium, except the stands are significantly lower.

13. Posing with your family at graduation is always a highlight.

And it seems that this young woman has an interesting family worthy of a sitcom. You have to wonder what her life is like at home.

14. Of course, if it’s your sibling’s graduation, you might hate them for getting all the attention.

Can’t this boy at least try to be happy for his sister? Yes, it’s her day. But he’ll get his time in a few years. Trust me.

15. Some graduates make better entrances than others.

And it seems like this girl embarrassed herself by falling flat on her face to receive her diploma. I’m sure she’s going to be well remembered for years.

16. I guess this person managed to graduate by a nose.

Wonder whether this grad plans to major in. Dressage, steeplechase, polo, equestrian, or carriage rides?

Wonder whether this grad plans to major in. Dressage, steeplechase, polo, equestrian, racing, or carriage rides?

17. Oh, great, some major dick has to screw it up for everyone and get all the attention.

I’m sure the parents with small children had a very tough time explaining this moment. Seriously, who the hell crashes a graduation in a dick costume? Then again, there’s that one college in Rhode Island that has a mascot named Scrotie.

18. Remember, after receiving your diploma, watch yourself on your way out.

And it seems like someone tripped and fell as they were leaving the stage. Of course, this is the third trip picture I posted already.

19. I guess these two guys were known to be quite the party animals.

Because how else could they have beer pongs on their caps? Wonder what their parents are thinking.

20. At high schools, it’s always a custom for the valedictorian and the salutatorian to give a speech during the ceremony.

However, we’re not sure if cue cards are used or not. Then again, someone was probably playing a prank.

21. You can guess what this person is doing after graduation.

And yes, I feel for that person. Mostly because I haven’t been able to get a steady income that could pay for mine.

22. While black men have it better as graduates, this doesn’t always curb their incarceration rates.

Introduce young black boys to Hamilton and they’re off getting arrested for spontaneously bursting into song and dance routines on the streets. Yes, musical theater is a real menace in the African American community these days.

23. Yes, tell them what it really cost you.

Man, $200,000 for a college education. I took out less than that on student loans and I’m still struggling to pay them.

24. Now they received an education, they couldn’t care less about their school these days.

Yes, throw your caps as your school that provided your education smolders behind you. You bastards.

25. Sometimes cap designs can get quite elaborate.

This woman has a computer box and a piggy bank on hers. How she keeps her head up, I have no idea.

26. That’s an interesting graduation cap there.

Wonder why this girl opted for a Nike swoosh instead of a conventional graduation cap square. Maybe she just wanted to be noticed more.

27. Guess someone plans to watch something scary after the commencement ceremony.

Yes, I could say American Horror Story Student Loans is a very scary series. This is especially when you have bad social skills and have to do job interviews.

28. After commencement, it helps for some to take a rest.

And it seems these people prefer to take a nap on a tree. Let’s not disturb them.

29. So I guess some colleges do have mixed martial arts majors.

This is from China and is probably photoshopped. Nevertheless, I’m sure some grads dreamed of pulling this one off.

30. At some commencements, there’s always someone who needs a little extra to get by.

Let’s hope this is a college graduation. Still, I think this guy with the bottle might have a problem.

31. This girl always wondered why no one saw her haircut.

Maybe because she wore a headscarf all the time as a practicing Muslim. That could explain a lot.

32. That moment when you realize when you need to pay those loans for obedience school.

Okay, I don’t think it’s the dog’s graduation. But that look in the cap and gown is so priceless.

33. While most grads are covered in their caps and gowns, some show up in their birthday suit.

So I guess wacky graduation hijinks are nothing new. Wonder what this guy’s parents thought about his stunt when he received his diploma.

34. Guess this guy is now graduated from college.

However, you’d think a graduate from NC State would know how to use proper grammar. It’s “I am” not “I is.”

35. Congratulations on your graduation and here is your AK-47.

I’m thinking this is in Africa, but I don’t want to be stereotypical. Oh wait, I just was. Still, the AK-47s don’t give me hope here.

36. Some grads wished to build a little world in one little place.

This one seems to have a little house built on his cap. Guess he couldn’t resist his creative impulses.

37. Congratulations, graduate, and may the Force be with you.

I’m sure these grads will treasure this moment forever. Guess there was a Star Wars convention in their town at the time.

38. I’m sure the grads aren’t looking forward to their graduation surprise.

I don’t think I’d want to have water dumped on me at my graduation. Then again, this is probably from a different country.

39. This is a big day for this Imperial Stormtrooper.

Sure he’s a terrible shot. But at least he managed to get an education so he could contribute to society in a different way.

40. Not sure if I’d want to know what’s under his gown.

I guess these girls were in for a disturbing surprise. Then again, it’s probably staged as a joke.

41. Sometimes it all takes one guy in the background can ruin your Kodak moment.

You have to wonder whether this picture was taken on a digital camera. Because I don’t think whoever took this picture noticed the guy mooning behind this girl.

42. Well, I guess this guy’s future is ruined.

But at least the cops were nice enough to wait and let him graduate before taking him. You have to respect that at least.

43. I think that this girl isn’t from the most happy families.

Then again, perhaps the people behind these two were in an argument. You know how stuff like this goes.

44. This car has a graduate on bored.

Maybe a bored graduate. However, it should be “graduate on board.” Ever heard of homonyms?

45. During boring commencement speeches, it helps if you have something to bide the time.

I guess this was taken in the 1980s or 1990s. However, she needs a straw hat for cover.

I guess this was taken in the 1980s or 1990s. However, the straw hat is for cover.

46. Okay, what’s that sticking out of that guy’s cap?

I think it’s a diorama of some sort. But it sure sticks out like a sore thumb to me.

47. I’m guessing this person is anxious about employment prospects.

Sure I feel for this person since I’ve struggled to get a job for a long time. And it doesn’t seem to end.

48. For graduates, group photos are always a custom.

Of course, don’t mind the guy behind you. And yes, that face is quite strange and a bit creepy.

49. Families are always there to celebrate our precious moments whether we want them to or not.

Yeah, I think this girl just captured what a lot of us think about our families sometimes. Because they usually are the people in our lives we can’t avoid.

50. Seems like the cows have gone to pasture on her cap.

So she made her graduation cap into a pasture diorama. Interesting.

51. “But I don’t want to go into the real world, it’s scary out there.”

Then again, he might either be scared or just wants to sneeze. Not sure which.

52. Congratulations on your graduation, lady terrorists?

Sorry to offend anyone here but it's not what you'd think. It's actually a graduation ceremony of women in the Iranian police force. However, as an American, I tend to be accustomed to the idea that assault weapons and hijabs don't mix.

Sorry to offend anyone here but it’s not what you’d think it is. It’s actually a graduation ceremony of women in the Iranian police force. However, as an American, I tend to be accustomed to the idea that assault weapons and hijabs don’t mix.

53. I’m sure this guy will be ready when he has to take his cap off.

Then again, I’m sure he’s using his remote control to light up the cap. And he probably has no intention taking it off.

54. For her graduation photo, nothing could do better than the Bard.

Sure she might like Shakespeare. But she might just be sucking up to her drama teacher. Not sure which.

55. After commencement it helps to get out of your gowns to relax.

And it seems that this women didn’t have a lot on them when they received their diplomas. Still, at least their underwear matches.

56. He just had to have a cap in his likeness.

Not sure what to think about this. Seems like his picture has him spurting blue stuff down his nose. But at least they’ll know it’s his when he throws it up.

57. Congratulations, it’s a graduate!

What the fuck got these guy to do something like this? This is just incredibly crazy if you ask me.

58. I give this graduation 2 thumbs up.

Seems like he’s trying to be enthusiastic. But he doesn’t seem that way. At least as I can tell.

59. Yes, graduation is a highly emotional time.

This is especially if you’re Carrot Top receiving his diploma from an orange face man. Yes, it’s quite a time.

60. I think this cap explains a lot about recent grads.

Well, I didn’t have any idea of what I was doing either. Sometimes I still don’t.

61. Wonder what this valedictorian has to say in his speech.

Hey, that’s Weird Al Yankovic giving his valedictorian speech. And yes, he’s as weird now as he was then. But he’s one of the most successful musical comedy artists of all time.

62. I guess this girl expects to be seated with dumbasses.

How else could I have guessed? Guess “I’m with Stupid” is a dead giveaway.

63. Each school tends to have their own traditions.

And apparently, this guy’s school tends to photograph their graduates with a lei of pot. Or so it looks like it.

64. When it comes to graduation, these soldiers are always alert.

Apparently, not. Yes, these are of the military who are trained to combat enemy fire. But they can’t seem to keep themselves awake during a commencement speech.

65. Sometimes the cap doesn’t always fit in with the hairstyle.

I hope this kid either gets a job at some punk rock locale, design studio, or tattoo parlor. Because I don’t think a regular office would hire him.

66. At some graduations, the weather gets more attention if it takes place outdoors.

Well, seems like there could be a tornado in their midst. Apparently, the strange thing about this is that it’s in New Jersey.

67. As far as caps are concerned, sometimes it’s hard to fit your hair in it.

Yes, 1980s hair and a square cap don’t go well together. And yes, this looks pretty awkward indeed.

68. When it comes to graduation parties, some people tend to multi-task.

Well, at least Cortney got her education out of the way. Because she’s gonna need it where she’s going.

69. In Russia, some grads are transported through a shopping cart.

Well, as far as Russians are concerned, this isn’t that crazy. Still pretty funny.

70. Sometimes there are those who can’t stay awake during a boring speech.

Whether he’d be up when they call his name is the question. Hope he is so he could make his parents proud.

Memorable Senior Portaits from Bygone High School Days

Posted by historymaniacmegan on April 7, 2016

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No, this isn’t my senior picture. But it’s a picture of me and my sister Molly, on our first day of the last year we went to the same school together. Here I am a senior in high school while my sister is a freshman.

Sure senior picture season is over and has been since they do them in the fall. However, graduation season will be upon us before you know it so I might as well do some posts pertaining to that. Nevertheless, when you’re in high school, your senior year is usually seen as particularly special since your class occupies the leadership roles in student organizations as well as have events dedicated to you like Homecoming Court, Senior Night, and all that stuff. One of the big traditions for senior high school students is the senior picture. Traditionally, these pictures were used for the yearbook and still are (as was mine). However, there are plenty of seniors and their families who tend to be a little creative with some of their photoshoots. After all, my cousins Josh and Nick have senior pictures that seem rather specialized as they hang at my Aunt Mary’s house. But since my parents are cheap and didn’t like the studio my school district hired, we decided to go to a professional photographer for mine at Target even though the pictures didn’t turn out so right either. Let’s just say I wasn’t the most photogenic girl at the time. Still, at least I didn’t have a senior portrait that was too embarrassing unlike these I’m about to show. And yes, I had to go through the ends of the Internet to find them. So for your reading pleasure here are some undignified senior photos whose sitters would rather forget.

“Say hello to my lizard friends.”

Sure they’re not as cuddly as kittens and might cause salmonella. But hey, at least they’re not poisonous. Or as far as she knows.

2. Hey, I didn’t know that Hulk Hogan was in track and field.

Okay, it’s not Hulk Hogan. It’s just some blond track kid in a mullet from the 1980s. And yes, it’s unsightly.

3. A lot of student athletes try to put their game into their senior picture. Not sure what his sport is.

So this kid has wrestling gear, a football, and a lacrosse stick. Would be very interested to see what kind of sport he’s in that uses these things. Oh wait, he’s in football, wrestling, and lacrosse.

4. Sometimes a football star has absolutely nothing to hide.

Well, he’s in briefs, but still. Anyway, I wouldn’t be surprised if I found out this was a senior portrait of Brett Favre. As we all know about his sexting scandal.

5. When it comes to hoops, this guy is willing to dunk it for the Elks.

Nevertheless, he’s wearing a pair of basketball shorts that would be banned from the school dress code if they weren’t part of the school uniform. Also, part of his underwear is showing.

6. When he pitches, he throws a ball of fire.

Let’s just say, any sane hitter would rather strike out than hit a flaming baseball. Sure it’s photoshop but still.

7. Seems like the guys from the water polo team are totally ripped.

I may not say this very often but I really hope these guys are wearing speedos. Also, I don’t think they’re very keen on picking up chicks as I see how they’re looking at each other.

8. She’s just a girl from the railroad tracks.

Who shouldn’t be posing for a picture there because a train could freaking hit and run her over at any second. Jesus, doesn’t she ever have a clue?

9. Even student athletes need their bath time.

Yes, I know athletes sweat a lot. But I think he’s in a tub that’s way too small for him. Also, dear God, I hope he’s wearing a speedo.

10. Nothing makes a senior girl glow with pride than posing with her own hunting rifle.

And let’s hope it’s not loaded for hunting season. Because she might ending up shooting the photographer by accident.

11. When riding a motorcycle to prom, always wear a helmet.

I’m sure this kid is wearing a motorcycle helmet because he likes motorcycles. Or he’s rather self-conscious of his looks. Or both.

12. Seems like this cowpoke likes going for horsey rides.

Well, he’s on a rocking horse in cowboy attire. Nevertheless, he’s bound to inspire nightmares.

13. Just a few more steps and he passes the high school finish line.

And the rainbow just shines on him. Also note the unicorn in the background. Still, totally photoshop.

14. Seems like he likes to hustle when he’s not playing ball.

And I thought Napoleon Dynamite was a wholesome nerd. Apparently, they were wrong.

15. “Hey girls, gather round, listen to what I’m putting down./Hey babe, I’m your handy man.”

“I’m not the kind to use a pencil or rule, I’m handy with love and I’m no fool,/I fix broken hearts, I know that I truly can./
If your broken heart should need repair, then I’m the man to see./I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends, they’ll come running to me.” Fixing 24 hours a day, by the way.

16. Couple pictures are also a rather common senior picture motif.

Heard the blonde kid took little Suzie to the Junior Prom. And he raped and killed her before taking her home. But he’s just an excitable boy they all say. And I think I’ve listened to too much Warren Zevon.

17. There are some kids who’d like nothing but sit and read in nature.

However, doing so with antique furniture doesn’t seem to make sense to me. After all, have you heard of rain? Yes, this kid is very strange.

18. Guess this guy is going bananas.

Well, he’s with a plush banana. Still, I think this guy might be losing touch with reality. Or is just desperate.

19. Kids these days, always into themselves.

And he has a picture of himself on his laptop screen. What a self-absorbed asshole.

20. “Hello, my cat can eat bread.”

Yes, this guy has a cat going through a slice of bread. And yes, he seems like he could give you the creeps.

21. “Oh, no, I got to go in there to save my rooster.”

Okay, it’s a rooster statue that was probably an heirloom. But to him, it counts. I know he’s not right in the head at the moment.

22. “Come on baby, light my fire/Come on baby, light my fire/Try to set the night on fire”

Guess this kid was voted either Most Likely to Commit Arson or Most Likely to Blow Himself Up. Either way, he seems to like fire a lot which is disturbing.

23. Nothing initiates senior pride like having your picture with your prized gourd.

Now that’s one of the biggest gourds I’ve ever seen. And this guy is like, “Prepare to be amazed by my gourd I fed with radioactive fertilizer.”

24. Nothing makes a senior portrait than a couple of mustaches.

Are these seniors? Because they seem to look like a couple of guys you’d see either at a trailer park or a 1970s porn flick.

25. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Pumpkin Man.

And I sure hope that he’s wearing a speedo before he got into that pumpkin. Yeah, I think this might traumatize some kids like Linus Van Pelt. No, you wouldn’t want to see the Great Pumpkin like this.

26. A senior football star bares all.

You may not hear me say this often, but I hope he's wearing a thong. Still, not a bad looking guy which disturbs me even more if I find that he's actually 17.

You may not hear me say this often, but I hope he’s wearing a thong. Still, not a bad looking guy which disturbs me even more that I hope he’s 18.

27. Of course, a tough ginger always has to pose with his gun.

Is that an assault rifle? Seriously, I think there have been students who staged school shootings with this kind of weapon. Seriously, this is disturbing.

28. With this guy, it’s John Deere parking only.

So I guess this guy wants to be a centerfold for Country Farm Girl magazine. Not sure if that exists but I hope he gets a recommendation.

29. When this guy gets out of school, he’s gonna be working on a road crew.

Now that has to be one of the sluttiest PennDOT workers I’ve ever seen. Guess he’s a male stripper by night and performs at bachelorette parties as Rock Hard Rod.

30. When he touches the pigskin, it lights on fire.

That means he’s probably not a great football player. After all, if you touch the ball and it bursts into flames, you can’t play football.

31. Within this boy lies a large ferocious beast.

However, you wouldn’t know it if you looked at him. Appearances can be deceiving.

32. My, what small hands he has.

Okay, those are doll hands he’s using. And let’s face it, for a handsome guy like him, it’s kind of creepy.

33. “When I grow up, I want to be a welder before making a career change to a nightclub dancer.”

“What a feeling/Being’s believing/I can have it all/Now I’m dancing for my life” Not sure if I want to see Flashdance. But I kind of should.

34. As he dresses in black and chains so does his chihuahua.

This would’ve made a decent senior photo. But the image of a similarly dressed chihuahua makes it so hard to take it seriously.

35. “Okay, just a few more seconds.”

Apparently, the photographer was really pressed for time. So the picture had to be taken. Still, this boy thinks he’s hot stuff doesn’t he?

36. Of course, even future dominatrixes had to have attended high school.

She wanted to do her senior picture with her cat o’ nine tails. But the school wouldn’t allow it due to their zero tolerance weapons policy.

37. “What? What’s wrong with bathing in furs and a tiara?”

Well, he seems dressed for his bath in all his finery. I know it’s weird. But who are we to judge.

38. This senior is feeling just ducky under the weather.

Wouldn’t be surprised if Ernie from Sesame Street had a senior picture like this. However, this isn’t Ernie.

39. When it comes to senior pictures, there are some guys who really know how to dress.

Okay, seems like someone has been watching too much Boardwalk Empire. And I don’t think it’s a show high school kids should watch. Well, unless their class is studying the 1920s.

40. I guess this guy wants to be a firefighter to get on a calendar.

Sure he might be a fine firefighter. However, I’m not sure if he has a chops to make it on the hot fireman calendar. A firefighter has to be exceptionally hot for that.

41. This guy seems pretty handy with picking up limbs.

However, he’s certainly not dressed for it since his short shorts have pockets showing. And they’re not practical.

42. This football player knows how to get his game on fire.

Not sure why there are photos like these. Yes, the flames are photoshopped. But it’s fairly going overboard.

43. You know they say, a dog is man’s best friend.

Apparently, this pair has to have T-shirts of each other. Yeah, it’s pretty ridiculous if you ask me.

44. When it comes to video games, this guy is playing on top of his Game Boy Advance.

This has to be the early 2000s as I see it. Because even now these are fairly obsolete.

45. As we all know, jamming on guitars always looks cool.

Uh, is that guy getting strangled? Seriously, did these guys think this pose through? Because this doesn’t look good.

46. Sure she didn’t go to Hogwarts but she wanted her senior picture taken in Gryffindor garb.

Yes, she’s more obsessed Harry Potter than most people. And this is coming from a woman who dressed as Hermione Granger for Halloween in college.

47. A true warrior always has to have a horse.

Riding a horse is one thing. Riding on one in a toga with a sword, that’s just crazy. Seriously, that’s insane.

48. “Don’t worry, I’ll take care of this log for you.”

Don’t worry, she’s just using a chainsaw to cut logs. You know like yard work. She’s not going to kill anyone with it.

49. Once Vince is out of high school, he plans on joining the family business.

He plans to be in waste management like his father before him. Of course, he does have an uncle who’s living in Arizona he hasn’t seen in years.

50. In her camo dress, this country girl holds her hunting rifle with pride.

I know there are plenty of hunters. But still, why pose with your gun? It’s ludicrous in my opinion. Seriously, they kill people.

51. This guy would dive anywhere for a buck.

And yes, he’d even go to the bottom of a pool in his suit. Yes, I know this guy’s insane.

52. During a dark and stormy day, this senior is ready to rip.

Apparently, he was voted Most Likely to Stage a Chainsaw Massacre. Doesn’t help that he’s wearing a White Castle tank top either.

53. A guy like this is bound to set a woman’s heart on fire.

Maybe some women. But not me. Apparently, I’ve seen more ripped guys than that. Sorry.

54. In the morning, this young man takes his Life.

Yes, his Life cereal with 2% milk. Apparently, he’d rather get his photo session over with at breakfast.

55. It’s not uncommon for seniors to have their photos with their cars. Not sure if it was a good idea for this guy.

I have a friend from high school who drove a rusty white van This guy’s ride make his lousy ride look like a luxury convertible.

56. For this senior, Monster energy drinks give him a boost.

Yes, I remember fellow classmates drinking energy drinks. However, they’re very bad for you since they contain tons of caffeine. Seriously, don’t drink these things.

57. Who says that real men don’t wear pink?

Sure there’s no problem wearing pink. But that pink suit seems to make me think this guy will end up being either a pimp or a used car salesman.

58. When it comes to this guy, there’s nothing better than wearing a furry hat and listening to his toy tape recorder.

Hey, I had one of those tape recorders when I was a kid. Used to have a lot of fun with that. Still, this is freaky.

59. For this guy, his hustling tome is playing in the pool halls.

Yes, he’s a different kind of pool boy. Wants to be the Fast Eddie of his generation. Note what Fast Eddie lost in order to beat Minnesota Fats.

60. In couple’s portraits, some have more class than others.

Sure they may love each other for now. But do you think we should glamorize teen pregnancy like this? Seriously, I’m happy that no one in my graduating class was pregnant by then. This is just so trashy.

61. For senior year, welcome to Senior Avenue.

And according to how this guy sees it, it sucks. Since you have to think about the future as well as all the other stuff.

62. Some guys seem to enjoy the finer things in life.

Yes, he might like frilly fans and parasols. But such preferences might make you question his sexuality. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. But it’s still less gay than the one with the water polo players.

63. This track star wants you to see him race against a car.

I’m sure the car will win as the track star will be run down to exhaustion. Hey, have to be honest here.

64. Sometimes all you need to lounge on a divan with a bottle.

Uh, is this kind of photo even legal? I mean the guy obviously has to be 17 or 18. And the US legal drinking age is 21.

65. There’s nothing that rings in senior year than sharing a drink with your dog.

Let’s hope there’s no alcohol in that wine glass. Also, why is his dog wearing a tie? And why does he have a monocle?

66. When he swings, his bat catches flames.

I don’t think you’d want a burning bat. Because it’s not a bat. It’s a torch.

67. By senior year, we should understand that warning labels exist for a reason.

For the love of God, kid, don’t pull down the lever! It’s high voltage and you’ll get electrocuted.

68. A high school senior like him is both armed and dangerous.

I think this kid was voted by his class as Most Likely to Stage a School Shooting. Seriously, kids have been killed at schools with these weapons. For the love of God, this is seriously disturbing.

69. How about a picture of a sexy organ grinder?

And they said that accordion players have a hard time getting dates. Organ grinders aren’t much better to pose with. Since they’ve fallen out of regular use for decades.

70. A man like him always has a bottle of Nivea on his mind.

So I guess this guy tends to have problems with dry skin after shaving. Explains a lot.

71. Nothing makes a more proud senior moment than sitting on an easy chair with a chainsaw on your lap.

Okay, I’m sure this kid is just into power tools. He’ll probably never end up staging a chainsaw massacre. Even though he might be a prime suspect if such an event happens in his hometown.

72. Of course, you have one senior girl who’s proud to be a cheerleader.

Uh, maybe a jumping shot isn’t a good idea. Seriously, you can almost see her crotch. That doesn’t seem appropriate for a senior picture.

73. While some girls are on the cheerleading squad, others do other things to attract more fish in the sea.

In her case, the fish in the sea are quite literal if you get my drip. And she does it with net. Guess her name is Downeaster Alexa and is the kind of girl who works with a rod and a reel. Okay, I listen to too much Billy Joel.

74. When it comes to reptiles, this guy likes his snakes.

Okay, this kid is freaky. Not sure if it’s because of the snake or his outfit. Or the eyeliner.

75. “Hey, want to go snorkeling with me?”

Apparently, he’d rather do it in a tuxedo. And I’m sure it’s not appropriate attire underwater as far as I know.

76. “I use antlers in all of my decorating.”

I guess this guy is an avid hunter. Let’s hope he is. Because seeing him with deer heads is giving me the creeps.

77. While Jesus walks on water, this guy does crunches on it.

Well, maybe he’s crawling, not crunching. And I’m sure he’s not on water. Still, not sure how this picture makes any sense.

78. Seems like this boy is looking out from a well.

Hope he’s careful and doesn’t fall in there. But I’m sure this guy is tempting fate. Because you don’t want to be trapped in a well. You really don’t.

79. A scenic shot is always optimal for a senior picture.

Apparently, they didn’t get the memo that the country club would be running the sprinkler system that day. In my area, we have a kind of sprinkler system called, “rain.”

80. They always said she was a down home type.

However, she’s had to do some dusting below the pots and pans. And I’m not sure if she’s able to reach any of them.

81. This guy can never go without his own graphing calculator.

I suppose this kid is taking advanced math and science courses as well as aspires to be an engineer. So I guess his gadget is fairly essential to him. But why be photographed with it is the question.

82. Sometimes doing a handstand is as good idea on paper than in reality.

Yeah, I don’t think she got the hang of it. Seems like a poorly executed break dance move. Then again, I don’t know much about break dancing.

83. Nothing is more tender than a photo of a senior and her dog.

Except her dog really isn’t enjoying this photo op. As you can see by how it shows its fangs.

84. Nothing creates a better feel than a senior picture on the streets.

Uh, I don’t think the kid lives there as you can tell by the clothes. Also, his shirt collar is all wrong.

85. Someday this senior wishes to drive a Mercedes Benz.

However, he’s not too keen on showing his emotions as you can tell by the look on his face. Also, I don’t think he’s ever going to drive a Mercedes.

86. You know what they say about a guy who plays lacrosse.

Seems like he put his helmet in a strategic area. Pray to God that he’s wearing a speedo at this moment.

87. There are always some people who never stop dreaming.

And there are some people who should give up on their dreams. Seriously, Chad, there’s no way in hell you’re going to be a Chippendale without inflicting some serious bodily harm. Also, that mullet is terrible.

88. Steven always dresses sharp and is always on cue.

I guess Harold Hill was right. Maybe playing pool does lead boys down a very bad road.

89. In car photos, perhaps a face is best reflected from a side mirror.

However, this kid seems to look like he has no soul. Watch out for him.

90. In some senior photos, there are some who have no taste in fashion.

I don’t know if this is from the 1980s or 1990s but it sure looks like it. Also, is his silver get up made of duct tape?

91. There is no picturesque scene than a waterfall.

However, I’m not sure about this one. And I hope he’s wearing something. Also, is he spreading his legs? That’s disturbing.

92. Introducing the legendary Kinex warrior.

Sure you can build a lot of cool stuff with Kinex. However, a wardrobe isn’t one of them. Nor is a warrior outfit either.

93. This guy always knows how to pack a punch.

However, I’m not sure whether he’s punching through glass or water. If glass, he doesn’t seem to have any injuries. Also, how is it possible he could punch through water?

94. Of course, let’s hope this kid doesn’t suffer from his rusty mail.

Still, piss him off and he might end up going medieval on you. Nevertheless, he probably plans to major in siege warfare before going on a Crusade.

95. Sometimes Michael has to bring on the style.

And I wouldn’t be surprised if this guy ended up being cast on MTV’s Jersey Shore. Because that’s a horrible tan. Seriously, it seems like his dad is either John Boehner or an Ooompah-Loompah.

96. This girl might have a Pez addiction.

Then again, she has a quite a collection of Pez dispensers. Which is mostly why people buy Pez anyway since they’re quite nasty.

97. This guy’s music is bound to set the night on fire.

However, it makes you wonder what kind of explosives he put in his saxophone. Because saxes normally don’t work that way.

98. After graduation, this girl is Ivy League bound.

Nevertheless, this doesn’t mean that this girl has common sense. After all, getting your picture taken in the middle of traffic is not a good idea. Even children in preschool know that.

99. When it comes to hairstyles, some are beyond description.

Okay, this was probably from the 1980s. But still, it makes you think of a rat’s nest on steroids.

100. When it comes to pets, this guy really has it in for his cat.

So much so that his cat gets a cosmic image. Still, this is incredibly freaky as I see it.

Iron Man Inspired Marvel Comics Craft Projects

Posted by historymaniacmegan on March 29, 2016

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Like I said before about comic book superheroes, while they tend to seen as something loved by geeks, they are part of the American cultural heritage that must be recognized. Seriously, many of your DC and Marvel superheroes have been around longer than Star Trek, Star Wars, Harry Potter, and many popular TV shows. Hell, Super Man, Batman, Wonder Woman, and Captain America have been fighting bad guys in comic books before television. The X-Men and the Avengers originally got together before you’ve ever heard of Trekkies or Jedi. Nevertheless, while many fans might go for the merchandise, some creative types might salute their superheroes through their art. And of course, there are superheroes in the Marvel Universe who like to make things. Maybe not craft projects. After all, while Tony Stark can make a radioactive heart and an Iron Man suit. Hell, he even made a heart with a new element in his workshop. However, most craft projects aren’t as sophisticated as what Tony Stark makes in his man cave. Yet, some people do have craft projects in their workshops or their garage. Nevertheless, you find plenty of Marvel craft projects on Pinterest if you take a look. So for your reading pleasure, I present to you a trove of craft projects inspired by Marvel Comics.

Seems like the Star Lord has a mug with his name on it.

Well, the Star Lord needs to have his own drinking vessel. Doesn’t he? I mean he has to eat and drink.

2. Even Captain America needs his cup of joe in the morning.

Yes, this is a patriotic coffee mug for a patriotic superhero. Let’s hope Cap’s brand is still around.

3. Cuddle up with this Spider Man crocheted web blanket.

And yes, it’s of a web with a big black spider on it. Sure Spider Man is a popular superhero. But spiders are a popular phobia.

4. Avenger bows, assemble!

Yes, these are for young girls. And they are of the Avengers. Also includes one for Loki who’s not. But he’s such a great villain that there was a demand.

5. Step out in a pair of these Avengers heels.

These are covered with Avenger comic books. Or at least comic book paper.

6. If you love Spider Man, then cuddle up with this amigurumi.

Not sure if this guy could spin a web. But he sure looks somewhat adorable. Not sure about the eyes.

7. This tesseract cube will light up your room.

Yes, apparently you can make your own tesseract. Would’ve saved Loki lots of trouble if he had such knowledge.

8. Salute America’s favorite super soldier with these Captain America shield earrings.

Because a great weapon should have an image to become a great fashion accessory. Still, I think I split an earlobe with earrings that big.

9. Plant some flowers in your neighborhood Spider Man.

The kind of superhero flower pot that was inspired by one who was bitten by a radioactive spider. And one that contains spiders, too.

10. This Captain America crocheted buddy is bound to have lots of patriotic action.

Yes, he’s a super soldier with a super shield. And he’s super cute, too. The one in the movies isn’t bad looking either.

11. These Captain America barrettes will achieve any patriotic hairstyle.

Yes, these operate by the same notion as their Batman counterparts. Still, they’re pretty.

12. Lounge around in a pair of these Spider Man slippers.

Not sure if these are for an adult or a child. Still, might make great chew toys for dogs if left out long enough.

13. There’s nothing more beautiful at Stark Industries than this Iron Man Bow.

This one is gold and red with Tony Stark’s radioactive heart. Which goes broke in the second film where he has to make a new element.

14. Nothing’s more Spider Many like a Spider Man spider.

I have to admit, I know people would freak out over this. But I think it’s pretty clever. After all, Spider Man does have a spider emblem.

15. For Guardians of the Galaxy fans, you can’t go without a sampler like this.

Yes, that’s an image of the role Vin Diesel was born to play. And of a houseplant that could really follow directions.

16. Gardeners would grow great flowers with these flower pots assembled.

Includes Captain America, Iron Man, Hulk, and Thor. Let’s just say I prefer the Chris Hemsworth Thor to the comic version. For obvious reasons.

17. These Avengers pillows would look wonderfully assembled on any couch.

Consists of Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Hawkeye, and Black Widow. Love the colors on these.

18. Seems like Groot and Rocket are such great friends.

Yes, this is somebody’s craft project which I found on Pinterest. And yes, it’s so adorable. Baby Groot is so cute.

19. This patriotic stool might give you a lift.

Now you can reach for that shelf by stepping on Captain America’s shield. I’m sure he wouldn’t be too happy.

20. Those in college Greek life might enjoy these Avengers paddles.

These are Avengers sorority paddles. Let’s just say I’m not a big fan of frats or sororities. And I’m glad I went to a college that banned them.

21. This Thor jewelry set is among the finest in Asgard.

Thus, this Thor jewelry set of thunder bolt earrings and a Mjolnir pendant necklace should only go to he who is worthy. Still, it’s Thor’s symbol.

22. Nothing makes a better spread than this crocheted Captain America blanket.

Also doubles as a small rug. Either way, this kid seems to enjoy it.

23. Nothing is more cuddlier in a pot than this plush dancing baby Groot.

You honestly can’t help but love this. Seriously this little tree is adorable.

24. For an Avengers party, nothing is better than this Captain America hair piece.

I think some mom was wearing this for a superhero party. Still, it’s pretty.

25. These Avengers panels look great when assembled.

Includes Thor, Hulk, Captain America, Spider Man, and Iron Man. However, Spider Man isn’t in the Avengers movies since he’s owned by Sony.

26. Deadpool fans would certainly adore this hat.

Not really familiar with Deadpool. But this hat is pretty cool.

27. With the Avengers, you’d always have enough members for a charm bracelet.

Wonder why all the Avengers don’t have charm bracelets like these. Might’ve prevented Civil War (though when I hear it, I think of an entirely different conflict).

28. Be a superhero in your kitchen with these Avengers pot holders.

Let’s just say, these will protect your hands while you’re holding pots. Unless you have hands like Bruce Banner when he’s angry.

29. Wrap yourself in this Avengers quilt.

It’s a rather colorful Avengers quilt. Still, these little Avengers are so adorable.

30. Remember, always be yourself unless you can be Deadpool.

Because I hear that Deadpool is cool. Of course, he was initially depicted as a villain. But he’s such as badass.

31. Those at S.H.I.E.L.D. lay their heads on knit pillows with their own insignia.

Sure S.H.I.E.L.D. is supposed to be a secret government organization. Yet, it has its own insignia like MI-6 in James Bond.

32. When it comes to samplers, this Iron Man one glows in the dark.

And yes, this Iron Man one gives electric shocks. Still, looks pretty cool though.

33. Snuggle up at Asgard with your very own Thor pillow and hammer.

The Fluff hammer Mjolnir only belongs to the pillow who is worthy. But this is adorable.

34. This Avengers bar stool is well assembled.

This is made from Captain America’s shield, Thor’s hammer, and the S.H.I.E.L.D.’s logo. Pretty creative if you ask me.

35. Captain America quilt is meant to be draped on any patriotic superhero.

Yes, this is the quality American super soldier quilt. And yes, it’s incredibly awesome.

36. Surely Thanos would even envy this Infinity Gauntlet bracelet.

I think the Infinity Gauntlet is from Guardians of the Galaxy which is said to belong to Thanos. Still, I think this is very pretty. Love the stones on this.

37. No little super soldier could ever do without this Captain America pillow and shield.

Not sure if the shield works like a discus. But this is so adorable if you ask me.

38. “Doth Mother know you weareth her drapes?”

I think this might be from the Avengers since it has Iron Man and Thor. But it’s pretty funny. Thor hath a great sense of humor.

39. Keep your Avenger head warm with these crocheted beanies.

This includes Hulk, Loki, Thor, Captain America, and Iron Man. Sure Black Widow isn’t included. But Hawkeye isn’t either. I mean neither has an iconic headgear.

40. These Avengers finger puppets are sure well assembled.

Consists of Hulk, Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, and Hawkeye. Sure they’re cute but unfortunately Black Widow isn’t included. Just like in the merchandise.

41. Nothing makes a warmer blanket than one having these Avengers assembled.

These are adorable. Still, in the movies Wolverine and Spider Man aren’t in it. But they’re pretty popular in Marvel.

42. Hand puppet, Avengers, assemble!

Consists of Hulk, Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America. Not sure how anyone would react their action scenes in Avengers puppet shows.

43. For Iron Man, nothing shines brighter than his reactor heart.

This is the heart Tony Stark created in Iron Man 2 in which he invented a new element. Still, it’s rather pretty.

44. Carry your things in this Captain America shield purse.

Seems like a rather simple design. Not sure if it would make a great discus. But I think you can hit something with it if the moment arrives.

45. Adorn yourself with this lovely tesseract bracelet.

I’m sure this is a lovely bracelet Loki would approve of. Let’s hope he’s not wearing it when he’s in the form of mare (it’s a story Loki doesn’t want to discuss).

46. Keep your candy safe in your very own neighborhood Spider Man candy dispenser.

Seems like you use a glass bowl with a flower pot. Still, would like to try the candy in this one.

47. Grace your front door with your very own Captain America wreath.

This red, white, and blue wreath has Captain America’s shield. Also doubles as a 4th of July wreath.

48. Seems like Beast certainly looks great on a piece of embroidery.

For some reason, this blue X-Man kind of reminds me of Yoda with glasses. But he’s probably not.

49. “You have failed me, brain!”

Yes, this is another Deadpool stitching pattern. Not sure why he’s so popular among embroidery people.

50. Seems Spidey has gotten tangled in his own web.

I think this is a crochet art display in an art museum. Still, want to know how Spider Man will get out of this one.

51. Nothing is better playground fun than a groot swing.

I wonder if this was made from a tree. Seems like it. Still, this is clever.

52. In Asgard, this cord rope Mjolnir is for one who is worthy.

I’m sure it’s for decoration. Because you can’t really hit anyone with this thing.

53. Light up your room with these Avengers’ lamps.

Lampshades have comics on them. Bases have action figures. Come in 2 varieties.

54. Pin some stuff on your very own Avengers bulletin board.

Seems like you can find Avengers fabric if you can find the right location. It’s also lined with orange ribbons and white buttons.

55. Be the patriotic maven in your kitchen with this Captain America USO girl apron.

This is based on the USO girl outfits you see in the first Captain America movie. Doesn’t seem far from the outfit in the film.

56. Nothing makes play time more fun than these Avenger peg dolls assembled.

Includes Hulk, Iron Man, Captain America, Spider Man, Thor, and Wolverine. All so cute.

57. Seems like this tapestry belongs to a member of HYDRA.

To be fair, HYDRA’s logo is pretty cool. But it does look pretty evil if you ask me.

58. This Marvel Avengers quilt is a real patchwork job.

Well, a checkerboard patch work of Avengers logs and comic spaces. Seems pretty cool though.

59. Seems like Spider Man is spinning a web on the upholstery.

Sure you might think this is fine furniture. Until you notice that the cushioning depicts Spider Man. Still, I’m sure Peter Parker can’t afford this if his life depended on it.

60. Perhaps you’d want a scarf with Spider Man fingers.

Not sure how these were made since they kind of look creepy. Perhaps they should be on a suit.

61. Light up your home workshop with your very own Iron Man lamp.

Seems like it’s an Iron Man action figure with a lampshade on top. Then again, the lampshade does match the suit.

62. A Captain America shield rug would look absolutely great in any patriotic bathroom.

Not sure if I have a bathroom that could fit this. But it sure looks pretty cool.

63. If you want great lighting style, this Tiffany Iron Man lamp is divine.

It’s the lamp of Iron Man’s mask. Yet it appears to be made by a bunch of stained glass pieces. Not for practical use other than lighting.

64. Keep warm in the Marvel Universe with this fleece blanket.

The Avengers seem to be all over each other in this one. But the blanket sure looks warm and comfy.

65. This Tiffany Captain America shield lamp is bound to look bright on any wall.

This kind of reminds me of light coming into a stained glass window. Nevertheless, don’t use it as a weapon or as sporting equipment.

66. These Iron Man gloves will surely keep your hands warm.

Well, sure it would keep the hands warm. Fingers, on the other hand, not so much.

67. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Avengeowls.

Well, they have Hulk, Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, and Loki. The Iron Man one seems like a robot. Anyway, these are adorable.

68. Here we have a Spider Camel walking across a parking lot.

Yes, this is a Spider Man camel sculpture. I don’t think it’s for sale. But it exists.

69. This Spider Man sampler glows if you turn off the dark.

And as you see, one half is in the light while the other is in the dark. The dark side brings an eerie glow.

70. This Captain America necklace has a great patriotic pendant.

Not sure if it was crafted or manufactured. Either way, it sure seems lovely to wear.

71. This crocheted Spider Man hat is bound to keep your little one warm.

Sure it has some black, white, and red tassles on the side. But it sure looks cute on that kid.

72. When it comes to a patriotic panel, nothing beats Captain America’s shield.

Though made from strips of wood, it was cut in a circular shape. How it was accomplished, I’ll never know.

73. On this sampler, Captain America understood that reference.

Well, that’s a rather popular reference by Captain America. So I understood that reference.

74. Bundle up with this Spider Man hat and scarf.

Not sure if I want to wear something with eyes like that. But it’s Spider Man so I guess it’s cool.

75. For your drinks, set them on these Captain America shield coasters.

These may not protect you against bad guys. But they’ll protect your table from damage when you need to set a drink.

76. A person who owns this sampler is burdened with glorious purpose.

Yes, Loki, I get it. But why do you have to be still irresistibly evil?

77. Any smart mutant is bound to have a pair of these earrings.

I’m sure these would go with the red X-Men jumpsuits. Still, Professor X’s school doesn’t have much of a safety policy if you ask me.

78. These Avengers bows are so sparkly.

These consist of Black Widow, Captain America, Thor, Iron Man, Spider Man, and Hulk. Each is pretty in its own way though.

79. Anyone burdened with glorious purpose would enjoy this Loki pillow.

This one even has the famous Loki horns. So cute though. Still, my dad can’t believe that the guy who plays Loki has lighter hair in real life.

80. Guess we have a piece of Groot’s trunk here.

I think this a wood carving that was featured on Etsy. Love how it uses the name tag format.

81. A tie dye Captain America T-shirt enters on a great patriotic groove.

Then again, when it comes to superheroes, a Captain America tie dye is the easiest to pull off. Too bad Cap was frozen during the 1960s (at least in the movies).

82. On this quilt, every Avenger has their own line.

Includes, Hawkeye, Thor, Black Widow, Iron Man, Captain America, and Hulk. And each line has their colors and symbol.

83. “I’m with you till’ the end of the line.”

You have to admire how Captain America is willing to stand by his friend Bucky Barnes. Seeing his best friend like that must be a rather painful experience for him. Much like how Katniss was when Peeta was hijacked. At least he got better.

84. Take a Spidey drink with this Spider Man wine glass.

This one has Spider Man’s face painted and is tied with a black ribbon with white dots. Classy.

85. With a crocheted hat and shield, any kid could be Captain America.

The hat has wings and braided red, white, and blue strings. Nevertheless, this is adorable, especially in front of the flag.

86. This Mjolnir necklace should be worn around one who is worthy.

Sure it might not generate lightning bolts. But it sure looks beautiful.

87. Seems like Groot sprouted some leaves.

Don’t think Groot had any leaves in Guardians from the Galaxy. Still, this is so adorable.

88. Peg doll Avengers, assemble!

Yes, it’s another set of Avengers peg dolls. But this set has Black Widow and Hawkeye.

89. A crocheted Captain America beanie is a rather patriotic one.

Not sure what it would look like on someone’s head. Still, this is quite creative.

90. Seems like the Avengers are assembled on this table.

Then again, I’m not sure it’s even a table. But it has the Avengers on it so it goes on this post.

91. There’s nobody in the galaxy that can resist this plush Groot.

Yes, this is a plush Groot, a character that’s practically a walking tree in the movie. Still, this is adorable.

92. Light up your room with this Spider Man glass block.

Seems like they have a lot of glass block art for some reason. Not sure if this Spider Man was a decal.

93. You can easily assemble these Avenger nesting dolls.

Includes Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Nick Fury, and Loki. And Loki already has issues with inferiority.

94. Your party is sure to be well assembled with these sparkly Avengers wine glasses.

These consist of Thor, Captain America, Iron Man, and Hulk. And are probably used for decorative purposes only.

95. There’s nothing more fearsome around like this Wolverine crochet doll.

Yes, he may be indestructible and have adamantium claws. But like Hugh Jackman, you can’t resist this one.

96. In the crocheted world of Guardians of the Galaxy, you can’t beat this Groot.

Seems like there’s more of Groot on here than the other Guardians of the Galaxy. Then again, he’s pretty iconic.

97. At X-Men Academy, cuddle up with this Wolverine pillow.

This pillow may be quite cuddly. However, understand that Wolverine is anything but.

98. Seems like they carved a dancing baby Groot on wood.

Sure it’s a piece of wood. But the image of a dancing baby Groot never gets old.

99. I’m sure this sampler will be beloved by anyone who adores the best Marvel villain.

Yes, Loki is a weasel and incredibly evil. However, in other ways, he’s pretty misunderstood.

100. These Avengers pendant necklaces really go together.

Each Avenger image is taken from the comic book illustrations. Still, I like the look of movie Thor better as anyone would guess.

Marvel Comics Merchandise Straight From Stark Industries

Posted by historymaniacmegan on March 25, 2016

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As we know from the DC Comics merchandise post, companies love to do product placement for superheroes whether they appear in cartoons, TV, or in the movies. And yes, Thor probably should have his own shampoo. But unfortunately, this is a parody so you won’t be able to find any Thoreal on any store shelves or on Amazon. Sorry for those who wanted to get Thor’s silky Asgardian golden locks. Still, Marvel Comics superheroes tend to have considerable merchandise, even today. Of course, if you’re a lady superhero, you’re probably not going to get much merchandise in your image even if you’ve appeared in 4 Marvel movies. And it’s because Marvel feels that catering to boys is more profitable as well as consist of a bunch of sexist pricks. Sorry, Black Widow, yet you should get your own movie. But I’m not sure if Marvel will get around to it any time soon. Also, Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy seems to be getting screwed out of the merchandise as well. Not to mention the women from X-Men, too. Nevertheless, when it came to Marvel merchandising, I tried to find some of the more ridiculous products since they tend to incite giggles. Some might seem inappropriate. Others are just plain weird. But whatever the case, I went great lengths to find such merchandise. So for your reading pleasure, here is an assortment of Marvel merch for you to enjoy. Or not.

A Captain America shield coffee table is a must have for any patriotic living room.

Because Captain America is a patriotic superhero. Also, a lot of his merchandise has to resemble his trademark shield.

2. Nothing strikes fear in the minds of criminals like this Punisher action figure.

I’ve shown this one before on a Christmas toy post back in 2013. Still, it bears another mention since he has a large erect gun in his crotch. And it doesn’t help when he’s partway through in transforming into a gun either.

3. No Captain America fan should be without a pair of patriotic winged socks.

Uh, I think any Captain America fan can do without these. Seriously, Cap no longer has wings on his helmet. Besides, who do you think you are trying to get away with this? Hermes?

4. If you like Spider Man, then you’ll like these “Spi” robo dogs.

From I-Mockery: “Few things on this earth bring the word “abomination” to my mind, but I’ll be damned if these Spider-Man “Spi-Dogs” don’t do just that. It’s bad enough when pet owners dress up their animals in ridiculous costumes to make them look more human, but this is really just going too far. So what do robotic dogs who dance to iPod music have to do with Spider-Man? What, you mean you don’t know? Yeah well… neither do I. Gotta love it when completely random companies try to cash in on a big movie even though they clearly have no products that could be logically tied in with it.”

5. For those who really liked Vision from Age of Ultron, here’s a great new ballpark cap you can wear.

Okay, I admit, Vision is a pretty cool superhero. But this hat? Seriously, this just seems like a tacky eyesore.

6. No die hard Spider Man fan could ever be without their very own Spider Spud.

And I thought the Batman Mr. Potato Heads were ridiculous. According to I-Mockery: “‘When a radioactive spider bit Peter Parker Potato, he became Spider Spud. With eyes for trouble, this web slinger uses his starch-strength to mash out evil and save the day.’ You really can’t go wrong with a potato that has a back-story like that. I also can’t deny my desire to store real potatoes in that removable Spidey suit too.”

7. Rid your home of bugs with this Spider Man bug vacuum.

From I-Mockery: “At first glance you might be thinking, “What the hell? Since when does Spider-Man use a gun?” Well, my friend, that’s no ordinary gun… it’s a bug vacuum. It’s a little-known fact that, in his spare time, Spider-Man is a practicing entomologist. Coming in both Spidey and Venom patterns, you can use these vacuums to suck up any bugs you can find. I suppose it’s better than taking the chance of being bit by one, but isn’t that part of the excitement of catching bugs when you’re a kid? Defying death ‘n all? Besides, getting bit by a bug isn’t always a bad thing. Look what it did for Peter Parker!”

8. Get up in the morning to Captain America shield waffles with this patriotic waffle iron.

And it’s all part of this complete patriotic super breakfast. Seriously, this just seems like a novelty thing at the least.

9. When it comes to a superhero party, you just can’t celebrate without a Spider Man balloon.

Well, Spidey, didn’t know a man like you can be so, well, well-endowed so to speak. Well, let’s just say that Mary Jane must be a very lucky woman if you ask me. Oh, shit.

10. Have tons of spidey fun with this Spider Man Crayola Crayon maker.

From I-Mockery: “What better way for aspiring young comic book artists to learn how to draw Spider-Man than with their own homemade spidey-shaped crayons? Ok, so maybe sticking with more traditionally-shaped writing tools is the best way to go, but there’s no denying the fun of seeing the details of Spider-Man’s face slowly getting rubbed out just so you can write “Kick Me” on a sheet of paper.”

11. With this Avengers cologne set, you can finally smell like a superhero.

I don’t know about guys reading this. But do you really want to smell like an Avenger? I mean you might like the Hulk. But that doesn’t mean you want to smell like him.

12. Now you can toss the old pigskin any time with this Spider Man Nerf Weather Blitz Football.

From I-Mockery: “… I’m not really sure what Spider-Man and football have in common unless you compare Spidey getting his power from a spider bite to a football player getting his power from ‘roids. Anyway, NERF is claiming that with the special web-laced grip patterns, you’ll never drop this football even if it’s raining out. After all, why actually practice a sport to get better at it when you can have technology make you look way better than you’ll ever truly be. And hey, since it’s a NERF ball you can go all out during the big game without any fear of being hurt just like a real superhero! “

13. Talk to Spider-Man yourself with this talking camera phone.

Well, the phone is fake. But according to Amazon, “Little superheroes will love carrying around this pretend-play phone so they’re at the beck and call of the next emergency in Gotham.” Wait a second, Gotham? Seriously, Amazon, that’s Batman’s territory. Spider Man usually stays out of that place since it’s in the DCU.

14. Immerse yourself in the pool with this Spider Man swim mask.

From I-Mockery: “In all honestly, I can’t think of a better way to distance yourself from the opposite sex by walking around with this thing on. Of course, you could add in some Spidey Arm Floaties or Spidey Flippers for added effect just to ensure that not a single person on this planet will ever speak to you. Either way, enjoy your new life as a pool recluse.”

15. Help fight the bad guys with speed with this Spider Man Bum n’ Go Web Rider.

From I-Mockery: “Ignoring the fact that Spider-Man has no need for vehicular transportation when he can get around the city via web-slinging: Can somebody please explain to me how the hell adding mechanical spider legs to the base of a motorcycle is going to make it go faster or improve it in any way whatsoever? Hmm, you know what? Don’t even bother trying.”

16. Snuggle up with your very own Itsy Bitsy Spider Man plush doll.

From I-Mockery: “There are some things that Spider-Man was NEVER meant to do… singing and dancing would have to be near the top of that list. Yet here he is doing just that with the Itsy Bitsy Spider-Man interactive plush doll. Having him actually dance to the Itsy Bitsy Spider song has got to be the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to him. And that’s saying a lot consider we’re talking about Peter Parker here.”

17. Nothing goes better with a suit than these Iron Man cuff links.

Okay, Tony Stark may wear an Iron Man suit to fight crime. And he may have the balls to publicly admit he’s Iron Man. However, I’m not sure he’d have the guts to wear such links at a formal party.

18. Guys, pop the question like an Avenger with this Iron Man Nuclear Reactor engagement ring.

Sure it may not be like proposing to your girlfriend with a Batman engagement ring. However, in case you’re Tony Stark and head Stark Industries, you shouldn’t even go for it. Seriously, you might fantasize about doing this. But you should probably go with a real ring instead even if it’s more expensive.

19. Store your gumballs in this Doctor Octopus gumball dispenser.

I don’t know about you. But Doctor Oc seems rather tangled up in his mechanical appendages at the moment. Not sure what to make of that.

20. Like plants? This Spider Man Web Swinging Chia Pet Building is for you.

Then again, I suppose a Spider Man chia head would be worse. But I’m not sure if a plant covered wall is great for Spidey’s climbing abilities.

21. Set your drinks at night with these Iron Man nuclear reactor light up coasters.

Sure coasters are useful since they protect furniture. But light up ones? I think these might be a bit expensive for my tastes.

22. On your table, nothing says togetherness like a set of Captain America and Iron Man salt and pepper shaker set.

Note that in the next Captain America movie, you’d want to keep these guys as far away from each other as possible. Seriously, bring up Bucky and they will not get on.

23. Keep your writing implements safe with this Deadpool pencil holder.

Now you can finally take a stab in Deadpool’s head after he’s taken a few blows. For the love of God, this is so messed up. Also are those brains?

24. Drink like a superhero with this decorated Spider Man goblet.

Spider Man has a pimp cup? Seriously, Marvel? What the hell were you thinking?

25. When you’re in need, just call on your neighborhood Spider Man.

And I thought the toy Spidey cell phone was ridiculous. This one has you dial on Spider Man’s body. Wonder how he’d react when you push his buttons.

26. If you liked X-Men in the 1990s, check out this Bonebreaker action figure.

Okay, he’s not a well known character of X-Men and his legs are in a tank. And when you detach it from him, he has no legs. Also, how does he pee?

27. Or this action figure of the Blob.

From Cracked: “You may remember the Blob from the Wolverine movie or your local Walmart. His mutant power is morbid obesity. This is the “realistic” variant for the Blob action figure, because the standard one didn’t have enough chins. It even has chins all over its legs, and not one but two sets of moobs.”

28. Or an action figure of Wolfsbane.

From Cracked: “Wolfsbane looks like she’s murdered and scalped multiple Don Kings and attached the scalps to her body in ritualistic fashion. If the Internet hasn’t yet produced an erotic fan fiction story starring her and Grizzlor from He-Man, we’re betting it will within 15 minutes of this article being published.”

29. If your favorite X-Men mutant was Banshee, check out this 1990s whistle chest action figure.

From Cracked: “Banshee is a relatively well-known character with a super-powered scream … which they decided to represent here by jamming a whistle into his chest. You blow (into) him. They could have given him a sound chip or something, but no, clearly this was the more dignified solution.”

30. Fans of Doctor Strange might like this Astral action figure.

From Cracked: “Well-known superheroes can make disappointing action figures, too, as Marvel Toys has worked hard to prove for the past 20 years. In this case, Dr. Strange is dead and you have bought his ghost. He seems to be saying “WooooOOOooo I cost you $9.99! BOO!” This was actually a recolored variant of an earlier Dr. Strange figure that was supposed to represent his “astral form” or some bullshit.”

31. Fans of the Fantastic Four may enjoy this action figure of the Invisible Woman.

So she’s supposed to be the Invisible Woman. So is she still invisible if her joints are showing? That’s a trick question.

32. Fans of the Ghost Rider might appreciate an action figure like this.

From Cracked: “And then, there are the figures that someone only buys for a child if they want to give them emotional baggage. For example, check out this figure of Ghost Rider in the midst of his transformation (alternatively packaged as “person burning alive”).”

33. If you liked Spider Man, how about an action figure of Peter Parker’s boss J. Jonah Jameson?

Cracked: “J. Jonah Jameson’s deep hatred of Spider-Man seems somewhat less threatening when he’s wearing his dad’s suit. Also, we couldn’t help noticing that his pants appear to be removable. He has a thong under there, doesn’t he?”

34. And who could forget Peter Parker’s beloved Aunt May who raised him? There’s an action figure of her, too.

Okay, Marvel Toys seems to take Peter Parker’s loving aunt who’s basically his only family at the moment and turned her into a creature of your nightmares. That’s disturbing.

35. This Spider Man plush doll will show what’s really going on inside him.

So this plush toy allows you to split Spider Man open in order to see his insides. Sounds very creepy. But do you think any kid would want to see that? No.

36. Sit back in relax in your very own Spider Man easy chair.

It’s just like sitting on Spider Man’s lap. Except that you’ll have to pay a shitload of money for it.

37. “Avengers Ass-emble!”

Seriously, a pair of Avengers panties? I bet this was Tony Stark’s idea. After all, he’s the wise ass of the group.

38. You can now wake up in the morning with some Spider Man toast in this toaster.

Because nothing makes a kid excited for breakfast than having a burned spider on their toast. Not recommended for those who are afraid of spiders.

39. Take a drink with your buddies from this Amazing Spider Man shot glass set.

Yes, because every time Peter Parker saves the day, he just has to celebrate it with friends in a drinking contest. Oh, wait a minute, how many of Peter’s friends know he’s Spider Man?

40. This Iron Man USB Flash drive hand lights up when it’s plugged into your computer.

You can also set up the hand however you like. How much data does this thing store?

41. Keep your clubs warm with this Spider Man golf head cover.

Not sure if I’d put Spider Man and golf together. However, I think just has a partial body of him followed by a sock tube.

42. There’s no candy more fun than some Marvel candy glo pops.

It’s the kind of candy with a superhero head you give your kid just before their first rave. Available in Spider Man, Hulk, Iron Man, and Captain America.

43. Help out your neighborhood Spider Man with his very own game of Operation.

Are you the kind of Spider Man fan who constantly fantasizes butchering the famous webslinger and taking out his internal organs? If so, then this is the game for you, you sick bastard.

44. Absolut Vodka, the drink of Marvel superheroes.

Well, at least the Thor one is fitting because Absolut is a Swedish Brand. However, we should note that Iron Man is a boozer, Spider Man spends considerable time in movies as a teenager, and let’s just say the Hulk should abstain.

45. Like Ant-Man? Then dig this ant farm.

Not sure how many people liked Ant-Man. However, I don’t know anyone who likes ants or has an ant farm.

46. Feast like an Avenger with this Avengers Jollibee Chicken Joy fried chicken bucket.

This is from an Asian company since I see mostly Asians eating this stuff. Still, not sure if it would make Thor shout, “Another!”

47. Do you work on your very own Avengers desk.

Sure it looks really cool. But most likely you will never have this in your study because it’s probably incredibly expensive. Dream on.

48. If you can’t afford expensive Avengers cologne, may I suggest you go with the Avengers EDT spray?

This is the cheap drugstore version of the kind of cologne scents that make you smell like a superhero. Not sure if it’s as idiotic.

49. Protect your eyes while swimming with a pair of Incredible Hulk swim mask.

From Media Dump: “What’s better than swimming underwater with the ability to see? If your answer is doing so in the image of the Hulk just in case you need to terrify approaching sea monsters, the Marvel must be reading your mind.”

50. For a less expensive desk, this one was brought to you by S.H.I.E.L.D.

From Movieline: “The spartan surface hides a number of compartment, hidden speakers and an iPod dock. The overall appearance calls to mind a possible scene where the members of the team turn to Thor’s Nordic experience to help them decipher the arcane instructions to an IKEA design.”

51. You would have lots of fun with this inflatable Wolverine hammer.

However, there’s a small catch to this. Like you have to inflate the toy by blowing through his crotch. Not sure if this placement wasn’t intentional.

52. Be like Tony Stark by wearing this replica bracelet with his suit summoning device on it.

From Movieline: “It uses the power of magnets to — uh, well, help you out. Plus it is versatile: “Perfect both for Avengers thwarting arch enemies at the top of their game, or for everyday casual/business use.” The bling’s benefits sound impressive: They are axially magnetized in their trademarked “alternating north-south polarity orientation” (ANSPO) — which basically means the manufacturer took one of the magnets and flipped it over.” From Japan, by the way.

53. For a hero sandwich this Montana lunch meat is the thing you need.

From Movieline: “You, too, can feel a kinship with supernaturally gifted heroes by eating machine-stripped, processed and mechanically extruded ham loaf. Europe also has realized the cold-cut windfall to be had, with the Italian company Montana Foods following suit. Heroic baloney in Bologna — who’d have guessed?”

54. On X-Men who could forget Wolverine’s alter ego Wolverine Patch? Well, here’s an action figure of him.

From the Robot’s Voice: ” BattleBrigade.jpg ?You have to give the Biz credit for trying to get out comic-accurate variations on Wolverine, even if they had to dress them up as hideous, kid-friendly monstrosities. This figure is actually a pretty decent version of Patch, Wolvie’s alter ego while in Madripoor, but he’s weighed down by a massive pair of shoulder pads, with robotic knives for machine-powered stabbing. Do not f@*& with Wolverine Patch.”

55. Be a beast in the office with this Hulk Smash Stapler.

For some reason I find it rather appropriate. However, this doesn’t mean Bruce Banner is suited for an office environment. Because he isn’t.

56. Carry your things with this Captain America shield backpack.

Another rather appropriate item. However, unless you’re in elementary school, would you want to be seen with this on? Probably not.

57. See who’s lurking outside with a pair of Captain America binoculars.

Despite having Falcon as a sidekick, Captain America doesn’t seem very comfortable with black people. That is, according to the packaging of this product.

58. Be your own superhero with this Captain America utility belt.

Something seems to be missing from this set. Oh, wait his shield. Shouldn’t his trademark shield be in this. What’s Captain America without it.

59. This Captain America light switch plate will make your room like an Avenger’s.

Uh, do these designers understand that a guy’s crotch is not a great place to put a light switch? Seriously, how many times have I seen this in merchandise?

60. Fix things like a superhero with some Avengers tape works.

Yes, this is Avengers tape. Why would anyone want to use this, I have no idea.

61. If you like the original X-Men movie, you might appreciate these Logan and Rogue action figures.

The Robot’s Voice calls this one “Disco Logan” due to his pose. Not sure when Wolverine learned to boogie during the late 1970s. But I can guess he was probably kicked out of a few clubs for obvious reasons.

62. Now you can save bath time with these Avengers rubber duckies.

Well, at least this set includes Black Widow. Still, while adorable, not sure if these are appropriate.

63. Light up your home with these Avengers deco wall lights.

How would you like to have these in your wall? Kind of makes it seem like the Avengers did some damage.

64. If you want to hail HYDRA, these cufflinks are just the thing.

Hmmm…not sure if you should be wearing cufflinks depicting such an evil organization. And I thought the Iron Man ones were ridiculous.

65. Feast on a meal fit for an Avenger like some Iron Man ramen noodle soup.

Sure it’s from Asia. But I think putting Iron Man’s face on something that doesn’t remind me of poor struggling young adults would be more appropriate.

66. Iron your clothes with this iron man iron.

Iron Man iron, get it? May not be great against villains. But it will sure help out with wrinkles.

67. Move your computer with these Iron Man computer mice.

Now you can navigate the computer screen with Iron Man’s disembodied face. Okay, this is kind of disturbing.

68. When it comes to X-Men Classics, there is always Light Up Weapon Wolverine.

What the hell? By the color scheme you’d think that this was one of those knock of action figures from Mexico. But no, it’s not.

69. In the future, defeat enemies with this X-Men Missile Flyers Future Wolverine.

From The Robot’s Voice: “Apparently, in the future, Wolverine will dress like a giant, muscular bat, put on a scary mask and fly through the night on green, feathery wings to terrify evil-doers. So… Future Wolverine is Batman?”

70. Nothing protects superheroes like Fangor armor in this Wolverine action figure.

From The Robot’s Voice: “I’m not sure exactly what function this “armor” serves. Do the big, hairy boots protect against the cold? Does the fright mask scare off Morlocks? Do the giant grey fingers protect Woverine’s claws against tarnishing? Whatever the reason, the fully “armored” Wolverine looks more like a member of Gwar then any toy I’ve ever seen — which must have something to do with the fact that the head sculpt underneath looks a lot like Glenn Danzig.”

71. For better protection, here’s an action figure of Wolverine in battle armor.

From the Robot’s Voice: “Anti-Magnetism Armor actually seems like something Wolverine could use, since his metal bones constantly make him an easy target for Magneto. Why he also needs a giant grabby claw, I have no idea. Apparently his heavy armor also prevents him from reaching things on high shelves?”

72. If you like Mystique, here’s her in her Wolverine disguise.

Doesn’t seem to make for a convincing Wolverine. Then again, this one probably has Mystique paired with a conventional Wolverine action figure.

73. Make your move on the board with these Avengers chess pieces.

Well, this one is between heroes and villains. However, not sure which positions these pieces play.

74. If you liked Guardians of the Galaxy, then carry your things in this Rocket Racoon backpack.

Not sure if having a raccoon on your back is a good idea. Yes, they’re cute, but this is kind of ridiculous.

75. From Prehistoric times, there’s Savage Wolverine and Crawler-Rex, X-Men: Savage Land action figures.

Think of this as X-Men meets the Flinstones. From The Robot’s Voice: “No nose. Bone claws. Bad haircut. Droopy sideburns. Tattered costume. Skull shoulderpads. Massive shoulders. Tiny waist. Ugly dinosaur accessory. How in the hell does a toy this horrible get made?”

76. Have a face like a superhero with these Avengers safety razors.

Seems like this is collection of very expensive razors that you wouldn’t find in a drugstore. Seriously, how many times will a guy use these before they have to replace the blade?

77. Defeat evil with this Wolverine shape shifter action figure.

How is this action figure a shape shifter? He doesn’t seem to transform into anything except perhaps Wolverine doing yoga.

78. Know what it’s like to be Peter Parker in this Spider sense tingling T-shirt.

Not sure if I’d want a tingling shirt like this. This kind of gimmick might get pretty old after awhile if you ask me.

79. Help Spider Man take down the bad guys with this Spider Man dune buggy.

Another toy with Spider Man using unnecessary vehicle transportation. Seriously, Spider Man can get around with his web slinger.

80. Look sharp in these Spider Man sunglasses.

While we may consider wearing sunglasses with coolness, I don’t see it in this case. Rather I think these shades make you look idiotic.

81. Have some fun with this Spider Man ring toss.

Seems like Spider Man is riding his web like a horse in this one. Then again, it’s probably his usual pose.

82. Spin a web like Spider Man with these web shooter.

You see a lot of these. Some come with different materials like twine, rubberized webs, and water. There’s even a silly string version that could stain fabrics.

83. Going to the bathroom is super fun with this Spider Man toilet seat.

Yes, this is a Spider Man toilet seat. It’s ridiculous like anything. But I had to include it on this post.

84. For a super music soundtrack listen to Spider Man: Reflections of a Superhero.

Yes, they actually had this from the 1970s. Like how Peter Parker is viewing himself in Spidey’s reflection.

85. If you like Spidey, this cologne might help you smell like him.

Because there’s nothing that smells fresher than a guy being bitten by a radioactive spider. Or a guy who spent some time in a full body spandex suit on a hot day.

86. Rock on like a superhero with this Iron Man electric guitar.

Wonder if you can play "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath on there. Then again, that's song isn't really about Iron Man.

Wonder if you can play “Iron Man” by Black Sabbath on there. Then again, that’s song isn’t really about the Marvel superhero.

87. Red Skull is one of the most menacing Marvel villains. Here is his action figure.

Man, sure looks scary. But not killer Nazi scary. More like clown scary. Also seems pretty lame.

88. Get Spidey nails with these bottles of Spider Man nail polish.

So what the hell does Spider Man have to do with nail polish? Because I think it’s pretty ridiculous. It’s a superhero franchise, not a Sex and the City sequel.

89. When you need to go, read some Spider Man vs. Hulk toilet paper comics.

It’s the kind of literature you read while you’re taking a shit before you wipe your ass with it. And yes, they actually had this.

90. Help Spidey save the day with your own Spider Man train.

So why does Spider Man need his own train. It’s not like he’s Spider Hobo on the side. Yet, given Peter Parker’s money problems, I wouldn’t be surprised.

91. If you love Marvel Comics, then this action figure of Stan Lee is a must.

It’s special purpose is making a cameo in a key Marvel superhero battle scene. Nothing else.

92. Wake up like an Asgardian in the morning with this Thor dumbell alarm clock.

Why dost Thor’s alarm clock is shapeth like a piece of athletic gear? Should thy think it be that of a hammer? It dost seem more appropriate.

93. Of course, you can’t go underwater without your Thor goggles.

And they cometh with things. Verily, they seem more like Steampunk gear than swim gear.

94. Wake up in the morning to some Avengers waffles made from this iron.

The Captain America was crazy enough. But at least it was a circle. Not sure if this tops that.

95. Now you can reenact your favorite superheroes with these Marvel Avengers sleeping bag suits.

Includes Spider Man, Iron Man, Captain America, and the Hulk. And boy, do these guys seem like they’re having fun. And they kind of look stupid.

96. Like Spider Man and zombies? This wedding cake topper is for you.

Okay, this is utterly disgusting. Seriously, why the hell did they think it was a good idea?

97. Put your bugs inside this Spider Man bug town.

I’m sure the bugs will find it paradise with these cartoony skyscrapers. Then again, I don’t think they care.

98. Of all the mutant monsters, there’s nobody scarier than Werewolf Wolverine.

From the Robot’s Voice: “Man, I don’t remember the storyline where Wolverine turned into a werewolf, but if it was anything like Captain America’s “Capwolf” Saga, then it must have been a humdinger. I’ve also heard good things about the Werewolf by Night storyline where he gets bitten by a mystical wolverine, turning him into the ferocious Wolverine Werewolf.”

99. Adorn yourself like a warrior with these Thor hammer earrings.

Yes, Thor may be the god of thunder in Norse Myhology. But does that mean hammers make great earrings?

100. Protect your toilet paper roll with this Spider Man toilet paper cover.

Really, how is a toilet paper cover essential? Seriously, why get these whether or not they have Spider Man’s face on them?

Avengers Assembled Dressed in These Marvel Comics Costumes

Posted by historymaniacmegan on March 22, 2016

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Moving on from DC comics, we have the other comic book giant Marvel who also has a superhero movie coming out in May. This one is titled Captain America: Civil War and it pertains to Captain America squaring off against Iron Man. They also have X-Men: Apocalypse coming out later that month which will sadly not have Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. Nevertheless, while DC Comics is better known for Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and a few others, Marvel has more superheroes you’re probably more familiar with. Marvel Comics is responsible for bringing superheroes like Spider-Man, Iron Man, Captain America, Wolverine, Thor, Hulk, Deadpool, Daredevil, Doctor Strange, and Ant-Man. You might also be more familiar with teams like the Avengers, the X-Men, the Fantastic Four, the Inhumans, and my personal favorite the Guardians of the Galaxy mostly because the movie was funny and Star Lord has such a great taste in music. Seriously, the music just makes the movie, trust me. And let’s not forget villains Dr. Doom, the Enchantress, Ultron, Doctor Octopus, Thanos, Magneto, and Loki. Most of these characters operate in the Marvel Comics Universe with locations mirroring real life cities.

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Marvel Comics as we know it was founded by a man named Martin Goodman in 1939 under the name Timely Productions and later Atlas before it assumed the Marvel name in the 1960s. Its first issue would appear in October that featured the Human Torch and Namor the Sub-Mariner which was a great success with 900,000 copies sold. That year Goodman would hire his wife’s cousin as an office assistant who’d later become editor in 1941. That man was Stanley Lieber who’s now known as Stan Lee. He would hold that position for decades except for the 3 years he served in WWII. Also, in March 1941, the Captain America would make his debut which led to 1 million sold. However, most of Marvel’s best known superheroes wouldn’t make their debuts until the 1960s like most of the Avengers (Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow, and Hawkeye), some of the X-Men (with Professor X, Cyclops, Jean Grey, Beast, Angel, and Iceman), Daredevil, the Fantastic Four, Doctor Strange, Spider-Man, the original Guardians of the Galaxy, and Ant-Man. Even still, others wouldn’t be added until the 1970s like Nightcrawler, Wolverine, Blade, the Punisher, Storm, Luke Cage, and most of those you see in the Guardians of the Galaxy except Groot (who appeared in 1960 but wasn’t a member then. Neither would the others until the 2000s). Rogue, Emma Frost, and Kitty Pryde would debut in the 1980s. And Deadpool would appear in the 1990s. Oh, and characters like Quicksilver, the Scarlet Witch, Black Widow, and Hawkeye were originally written as villains.

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As with the DC Comics, it’s not unusual for Marvel fans to dress up as their favorite superheroes for conventions. And while costumes are available, many tend to make their own. And yes, there are cosplayers among the ranks. Some even bring their whole families. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of costumes inspired by Marvel Comics.

Seems like the X-Men are older than I originally thought.

Actually these are the Steampunk X-Men. This consists of Gambit, Professor X, Wolverine, and Jean Grey. Or is it Rogue?

2. Apparently, Loki is plotting something with the tesseract.

Despite being seen as a villain in the MCU, Loki is more of a trickster in Norse mythology. And he wasn’t seen as Thor’s brother either. Either way, I’m sure he was quite popular.

3. “Pikapool, I choose you.”

Now that’s just the worst Pikachu I’ve seen. Still, it’s pretty funny since it’s Deadpool.

4. Wolverine’s claws can slice through almost anything you can imagine.

He can also heal himself, by the way. So that means he’s almost indestructible. Also, he’s the most iconic of the X-Men.

5. Seems like someone is ready for Easter.

This is a cosplay that combines Hugh Jackman’s characters of Wolverine and the Easter Bunny. And yes, it’s hysterical.

6. When you need a spy to climb on walls, Spider-Woman is your gal.

Spider-Woman first appeared in 1977 and was in 50 issues of Marvel Spotlight. Where, at the end she was killed. Her character was relaunched in 2015.

7. Elektra surely knows her way around with her daggers.

Elektra is a Greek assassin as well as a love interest of Daredevil. However, her violent nature and mercenary lifestyle divide the two, for good reason.

Elektra is an assassin as well as a love interest of Daredevil. However, her violent nature and mercenary lifestyle divide the two, for good reason.

8. A baby wolverine is said to be a very rare sight in nature.

Okay, this is a baby dressed as Wolverine with little fangs from the arms. But still, so cute.

9. Among X-Men villains, there are no women as well known as Mystique.

Mystique is a shapeshifter who can take a form of any person and mimic their voice with excellent precision. She also can appear fully naked in a PG-13 movie (though you don’t see some bits).

10. Deadpool seems to dress like quite the gentleman.

However, a gentleman he is not. However, he’s said to be a disfigured and mentally unstable mercenary. Yet, he’s also known to be quite funny.

11. As an Avenger, Black Widow is skilled with high tech weaponry and gymnastics.

However, she’s also one of the most screwed over superheroes as far as Marvel is concerned. So far she’s appeared in Iron Man, Captain America, and the Avengers, and hasn’t gotten her own movie. Also, she doesn’t appear in a lot of merchandise.

12. Avengers family, assemble.

Yes, this is a whole family dressing up as the Avengers. However, I almost didn’t use it due to the dad wearing blackface make up. Sure he’s supposed to be Nick Fury, but still. It’s racist.

13. As a mutant, Emma Frost is sometimes seen as the White Queen.

She was initially a villain and as a leader of the Hellfire Club. She later ends up with Cyclops.

14. When fighting crime, Daredevil doesn’t let his blindness get in the way.

Daredevil’s early life is a tragic one. His mother left him when he was a baby. After being blinded by a radioactive substance, his dad (who raised him) was later killed on a gangster’s orders.

15. I’m sure this girl is bound to cause a little storm.

Because she’s Storm from X-Men. She’s the first black female superhero to play a major or supporting role from either Marvel or DC.

16. Luke Cage is always available as a Hero for Hire.

Luke Cage is one of the first African American superheroes of Marvel. He’s known to have superhuman strength and unbreakable skin.

17. When it comes to the X-Men, Jean Grey always plays a significant part.

Jean Grey is the only female founding member of the X-Men. She’s also a very powerful psychic. Can be nice but don’t hurt her loved ones.

18. There is no better bounty hunter in the galaxy than Logan Fett.

This is Wolverine matched with Boba Fett from Star Wars. Has metal fangs and a jetpack.

19. Guess Rogue isn’t a huge fan of solitaire.

Rogue is a rather unstable mutant who can involuntarily absorb powers, strength, and memories. For a while, her inability to control them almost drove her insane.

20. This baby Hulk is very hard to resist.

Of course, you don’t want to make him angry. Seriously, when it comes to tantrums, Hulk babies are the worst.

21. Ms. Marvel can shoot fire from her hands.

There are actually a few Ms. Marvels. The first one was Carol Danvers who first appeared in 1968.

22. Nobody can ever resist the cuteness of dancing baby Groot.

This is Groot when he appears in the end of the movie. Still, this costume is adorable.

23. Captain America never goes into battle without his shield.

Which he sometimes uses as an overly large discus. Nevertheless, he’s one of Marvel’s best known and most enduring superheroes.

24. Due to her immense powers, Jean Grey is also called, “Phoenix.”

And like a Phoenix, she’s said to die and resurrect several times. So if she falls, she will be back.

25. Mystique is always distinctive by her blue skin.

And thanks to CGI, she can fight with absolutely nothing on her. However, those who dress like her have to wear a suit.

26. “I am Groot.”

Groot is a plant creature from Guardians of the Galaxy. “I am Groot,” is practically all he says. But he is good at following directions, even when he’s not supposed to.

27. Man, Iron Man sure has a nice suit.

This seems quite fancy compared to his other suits. Not sure if it’s good for fighting bad guys though.

28. And where would Captain America be without his Peggy Carter?

Yes, she was his great love. However, you know this isn’t going to last. Because he’ll be spending decades in suspended animation.

29. As a super villain, Galactus is known to drain energy from living planets.

By the way, he’s the primary antagonist of the Fantastic Four. However, his outfit sometimes makes it hard to take him seriously.

30. From Avengers: Age of Ultron are Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch.

And this is how the 2 appeared in the movie. They weren’t referred to as such though.

31. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Cattain America: the first feline patriotic superhero.

Yes, this is a cat dressed up as Cap. However, I’m not sure if it possesses the same patriotic spirit.

32. Who knows where Iron Man would be without his Pepper Potts.

Because Pepper Potts loves him so much that she’s willing to do everything for him. However, they don’t end up together in the original comic series though.

33. From Guardians of the Galaxy, Gamora is a trained assassin.

Like Black Widow, Gamora was also screwed out of the merchandising. Also, I’m sure her green skin will attract the attentions of one James T. Kirk.

34. For the Avengers, there is no foe more notorious than Ultron.

Yes, he’s a living automation and was voiced by James Spader. Still, this is an incredible costume.

35. As we know, Spider-Man always has to have his Mary Jane Watson.

Mary Jane wasn’t Spider-Man’s first love interest or his only one in the comics. But she’s the one most associated with him and soon becomes his wife.

36. Here we have Jean Grey and Wolverine sharing a moment at the fireplace.

I guess this is only in Wolverine’s dreams. Because I know she’s already with Cyclops.

37. If you need a brutal guy who’s willing to kill, then the Punisher is your man.

The Punisher is a vigilante who employs murder, kidnapping, extortion, coercion, threats of violence, and torture in his war on crime. It’s said he was driven into doing such from the deaths of his wife and 2 kids. Nevertheless, the guy is in serious need of therapy.

38. Before the debuts of Luke Cage and Storm, the only black superhero in Marvel was Black Panther.

And no, the guy wasn’t named after the Black Panther Party. Rather his name derives from an all-black tank battalion in WWII. But yes, he’s a badass.

39. “I let Gwen Stacy die!”

No, Peter, you didn’t kill Gwen. You weren’t the one who threw her off a bridge. Besides, she probably died from the fall, anyway.

40. When it comes to Gambit and Rogue, sometimes they can’t live or live without each other.

While their on-again, off-again romance is said to be rather dysfunctional, both tend to be incredibly messed up people. Maybe that explains why they love each other.

41. Oh, look, a little wasp.

It’s a little girl who’s dressed like Wasp from the original Avengers. She’s not the Avengers movie. But she’s in Ant-Man. Also, she can fly as well as shrink, too.

42. As its sentry with all-seeing and all-hearing powers, Heimdall is always on watch for any attacks on Asgard.

In Norse mythology, Heimdall is said to be the whitest of the gods. However, he’s among the darkest in the movies since he’s played by Idris Elba.

43. Seems like this guy’s going to be a little supersoldier.

However, as of now, he’s just a super diaper filler. Still, this is just so adorable to see a baby Captain America.

44. “I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one.”

Even when you look at this, you’d almost think it’s made of metal. It’s not.

45. Apparently, Emma is doing some light reading.

A lot of the Emma Frost costumes tend to be rather skimpy. Sure this shows skin, but at least it’s tasteful.

46. Apparently, he’s a bit a of a little daredevil.

Actually he’s Daredevil. But the same logic applies. Still, he’s so adorable.

47. Okay, what the hell is Spider-Man doing with Captain America’s shield?

This is a Spider-Man and Captain America mash-up. The suit’s in Captain’s colors and the shield has a spider on it.

48. As far as the X-Men are concerned, Nightcrawler surely has a tail.

Sure he might seem like a demon, but he’s said to be a strong Catholic. But he’s also kind of a trickster as well as very entertaining. Played by Alan Cumming in the films.

49. With Tony Stark’s suit, Wolverine is now virtually indestructible.

Yes, this is a combination of Wolverine and Iron Man. And yes, the claws go through the suit.

50. The Ghost Rider is often a rather fearsome fellow.

He’s somewhat of a supernatural biker with flaming hair. Sure he’s frightening to look at. But he seems so badass.

51. While DC has Aquaman, Marvel has Namor the Sub-Mariner.

Sub-Mariner is the son of a sea captain and a princess from Atlantis. Though good natured, he can have a short fuse. And he does tend to misguidedly attack people on land, too.

52. Among the X-Men, the youngest among them is Kitty Pryde.

The pet she has with her is a little dragon called Lockheed. Don’t ask me where she got it from.

53. Looks like Peter Parker decided to dress in layers today.

Well, he’s wearing his Spider-Man suit over civilian garb. But underneath that Spidey suit is a regular teenage boy with regular teenage problems.

54. The Scarlet Witch can certainly cast her own spell.

And she seems to be rather popular among cosplayers as well. Maybe it’s because of her outfit. I don’t know because I found a lot of people dressed up as her on Pinterest.

55. Of course, while the Scarlet Witch is lovely, she only has eyes for Vision.

He’s an android and she’s a bit of a, well, witch. But they seem to look great together if you ask me.

56. If you like the old-school Wolverine from the 1990s, you might like this guy.

I’m sure some people might prefer this Wolverine which was his standard look for a long time. But I prefer the Hugh Jackman version for obvious reasons.

57. Didn’t know that Venom was an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

He’s not. He’s just using the agent in question as a human host. It’s said to be among the greatest threats to humanity in Marvel along with Magneto, Dr. Doom, and Red Skull.

58. If you like girls with green hair, you might enjoy Polaris from the X-Men.

As a daughter of Magneto, Polaris has inherited his electro-magnetic powers. But unlike him, she uses them for good. Also has some mental health issues.

59. Seems like Nightcrawler and Mystique are having a good time together.

Mystique is also his biological mother who abandoned him when he was a baby. Then again, knowing what Mystique did to Rogue it was probably for the best.

60. Apparently, She-Hulk is through with rule books.

As Jennifer Walters, she’s a cousin of Bruce Banner and only has a milder form of his condition. So when she’s in Hulk mode, she retains most of her personality. But that doesn’t stop her from becoming a force to be reckoned with if enraged.

61. With his hammer Mjolnr, here wields the Mighty Thor.

Almost resembles the Chris Hemsworth version in the films. Like the armor and hammer. Nice.

62. When it comes to dealing with the Wasp, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

This seems quite like you see in a movie. However, such cosplays do have their visual effects as you might see.

63. Here’s your neighborhood Spider-Man facing off against Doctor Octopus.

Doctor Octopus is one of the best known villains of Spider-Man. He’s a mad scientist who’s obsessed with proving his own genius and destroying Spidey. Perhaps in order to prove his genius, he should quit trying to destroy him.

64. Apparently, Deadpool appears to have tied the knot.

And it seems that he’s found a perfect match. Sure he may not be the marrying type. But they’ll be a great couple.

65. Of course, you can’t forget Thor and Loki without mentioning their folks.

This is the Asgardian family. In mythology, Loki is Thor’s step-uncle and Sif is his wife. However, Sif doesn’t get much characterization though.

66. Looking sharp in that red suit, Deadpool.

Well, at least Deadpool really knows how to dress. That suit totally matches his outfit.

67. This little Loki sees himself burdened with glorious purpose.

Yes, he may be one of Marvel’s baddies. But he sure looks adorable with his horned helmet and staff.

68. No, that’s not a female Wolverine. That’s X-23.

Well, she’s a clone of Wolverine and was created to be a perfect killing machine. However, this doesn’t make sense to me because clones have to be the same gender as the original.

69. As a Kree fanatic, Ronan the Accuser is the nemesis to the Guardians of the Galaxy.

In the movie, he's willing to wage genocide against the Xandarians. He's also played by Lee Pace who's been having a great career lately.

In the movie, he’s willing to wage genocide against the Xandarians. He’s also played by Lee Pace who’s also portrayed Legolas’s dad.

70. In an alternate universe, Wolverine learns the ways of the Force.

They also have shirtless Wolverine with him. Jedi Wolverine is dressed in robes and has lightsaber claws. Looks awesome.

71. As an Asgardian, Sif is a goddess not to be messed with.

In Norse mythology, she is only known as Thor’s wife and having golden hair. In the Marvel movies, she’s neither with Thor and has dark hair.

72. When outside, Storm is very much in her element.

Indoors, she’s not. But she certainly looks like she is about to cause increment weather.

73. In the second Captain America, Cap and Black Widow fight the Winter Soldier together.

Apparently, Black Widow seems to be passed around as a love interest in the Avengers. In the first one, she was with Hawkeye. In Winter Soldier, she was with Cap. And in Ultron, she was with Hulk, the worst idea of a superhero boyfriend ever.

74. As a couple Black Panther and Storm seem to be made for each other.

Well, they’re the first black male and female superheroes in Marvel. Also, they got married in 2006.

75. Dressed in Green, the Enchantress is one of Thor’s greatest enemies.

However, powerful she may be, she’s nowhere near as endearing as Loki. Because Loki is such a great villain you can’t help but like.

76. As Captain America’s sidekick, Falcon is Marvel’s first African American superhero.

Sure he spends a lot of time in the Winter Soldier helping a white guy. But he sure has nice mechanical wings.

77. For some reason, Stan Lee’s granddaughter seems to really take after him.

Actually she’s a cosplayer. But Stan Lee was nonetheless flattered. This photo is so adorable though.

78. Not sure which side this guy is on.

On one hand, he’s Captain America, a patriotic superhero. On the other, he’s an Imperial Stormtrooper. I’m confused.

79. As a member of the X-Men, Domino is great with probability altering and marksmanship.

She’s said to be a mercenary and was initially bred to be a perfect weapon. Didn’t really turn out that way though.

80. As a member of Hydra, Red Skull is one of the most feared Marvel villains around.

This guy is a Nazi agent who’s said to be as bad as Hitler during WWII. He’s also Captain America’s enemy and is played by Hugo Weaving. You know, the guy who portrayed Elrond.

81. If you need a vampire hunter in Marvel, Blade is your man.

He had is on film series and was portrayed by Wesley Snipes. Yet, he’s a more obscure character than a lot of folks in this post.

82. As a genius inventor and sorcerer, Doctor Doom is one of Marvel’s most famous villains.

While his chief opponents are the Fantastic Four, he’s also faced Spider-Man, the Avengers, and other superheroes. Also, he looks pretty badass.

83. A pirate and mercenary in space, Nebula is a force to be reckoned with.

Her original comic appearances depict her with hair. In the movie Guardians of the Galaxy, she’s bald.

84. As an American hero, Captain America deserves a USO girl’s salute.

Well, at least their costumes match. However, she’s not Peggy. But who cares.

85. Avenger corgis, assemble!

Yes, these are corgi Avengers with Nikki Fury as their handler. And yes, resisting them is futile.

86. While a psychic, Psylocke is also known for her martial arts abilities.

Psylocke originally appeared in UK issues of Marvel as Captain Britain’s twin sister. Now she’s a well known member of the X-Men.

87. Though he might give you rabies, Rocket is no ordinary raccoon.

This is actually a kid wearing the costume. But it almost looks as if it’s straight from the movie and voiced by Bradley Cooper.

88. “Puny god,” says Hulk.

This is when the Incredible Hulk beat Loki’s ass in the Avengers. Yeah, the Hulk is a mean, green machine.

89. This little Star Lord is one of the most lovable in the galaxy.

This is so cute. I really love his little Groot in a flower pot. Sure love to hear what he’s listening to.

90. Don’t tell me that Tony Stark is working for the Galactic Empire.

Yes, this is an Imperial Stormtrooper Iron Man. Still, you have to love what he did with his uniform.

91. Seems like Deadpool has something to day.

Sign says, “God Hates Wolverine.” Best not to take him too seriously.

92. “Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, beauty and the beast.”

However, in this situation, the Beast is from X-Men. In the early movies, he’s played by Kelsey Grammer.

93. Here Vision comes in all his splendor.

Now Vision looked more like this in Age of Ultron. And he was voiced by Paul Bettany who was the doctor in Master and Commander.

94. No one slices and dices with his claws like Gaston.

Well, Gaston Wolverine, anyway. Also, he uses antlers in all of his decorating. Oh, what a guy, Wolverine.

95. Oh, look, a little Nightcrawler.

This is just the cutest Nightcrawler I’ve seen so far. Wonder what his tail looks like though.

96. Seems like Black Widow has struck something up with the Winter Soldier.

Wait until they find out he’s Cap’s best buddy Bucky Barnes. And that he’s seriously messed up by Hydra.

97. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you Nick Furry.

Yes, the furry feline head of S.H.I.E.L.D. himself. And he presently doesn’t seem happy at the moment.

98. Seems like this little Iron Man really takes after Tony Stark.

It’s as if this little guy could be Tony’s son. Or Robert Downey Jr.’s Probably isn’t though. But so cute.

99. Here Loki stands in all his splendor to behold.

Now this is an amazing Loki cosplay. Love his helmet and staff. Yes, this is one of the reasons fans love him.

100. Seems like these Avengers are from an alternate dimension.

Because almost all of them are women. Except for the Black Widower, of course.

Justice League Inspired DC Comics Craft Projects

Posted by historymaniacmegan on March 20, 2016

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While the popularity of comic book superheroes leads to lots of commercialism and merchandise, there are plenty of fans who prefer to make their own gear. Sure superheroes and crafts might not seem to go together since superheroes are associated with guys and crafts with women. However, we should note that there are plenty of female superhero fans out there as you’ve probably seen in my DC Comics costume post. And there are plenty of guys who do craft projects. After all, wood and metal work also counts as crafts. Besides, a lot of comic book superhero fans do make their own costumes, male or female. Nevertheless, if you go on Pinterest or Etsy, you’re bound to find all kinds of superhero craft projects. Some of them might be made by parents for children. Some might be made by adult fans for themselves or to sell on Etsy. And some might be made by repressed art majors or people with too much time on their hands. But whatever the case, there are people who make these things out of love for their comic book superheroes. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a super assortment of super DC Comics crafts. Note that many of these aren’t licensed by Time Warner. A lot of these will pertain to Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman by the way.

Carry your things while in Gotham City with this Harley Quinn purse.

Love the design on this one. Seems to resemble an unconventional gift box. Yes, supervillains also have craft projects, too.

2. A Batman wreath could always use a cape.

Because the black cape is where you put the bat symbol. A homey addition to any batcave.

3. Be the Superhero in your kitchen with these Justice League aprons.

These include Wonder Woman, Batman, Superman, and the Green Lantern. The Flash isn’t among these because no one could cook dinner at the speed of light.

4. With these Justice League crocheted finger puppets, justice is at your hand.

Consists of Wonder Woman, the Flash, Green Lantern, Batman, and Superman. Nevertheless, these are adorable.

5. Your clothes will always be secure in these Batman drawers.

Not sure if these were a DIY project. But I think these drawers were well painted if you ask me.

6. Be wonderfully chic with this crocheted Wonder Woman purse.

Yes, this is a purse with Wonder Woman’s face on it. Don’t know what to think about that.

7. Keep your money super safe in this duct tape Superman wallet.

Because as nothing keeps Metropolis safe like Superman, so should this wallet for your money. And it’s in Superman’s colors, too.

8. If you’re a fan of the Joker, then you’d enjoy him in embroidery.

Wonder what inspired this person to sew this. Because he sure looks terrifying.

9. Curl up on your couch with these Clark Kent and Superman pillows.

Clark Kent and Superman look so similar. Seems like they could be the same person. Like that could ever happen.

10. Nothing makes your living room nicer than a Batman table.

I’m sure someone made this because they seem to use drop cloths. Like the glass panels but I’m sure this table doesn’t come cheap.

11. Snuggle up in Gotham City with your very own Batman buddy.

Consist of Batman, Robin, and Nightwing. And all of them are so super adorable if you ask me.

12. Those who’d prefer little villains might appreciate this crocheted Joker.

Knowing that the Joker is one of the most vile villains in Batman, this had to be made by someone demented. Still, like the button eyes.

13. Since plants grow green how about a Joker flower pot?

I wouldn’t be surprised if I found out whoever created the Joker was afraid of clowns. Because that seems to make a lot of sense.

14. To make your hair batty, these Batman bobby pins should do the trick.

They’re just bobbie pins with the bat symbol on them. Not sure if Batgirl would wear them though.

15. If you live in Metropolis, it’s best to welcome the Man of Steel with a wreath like this.

This one is made in the same fashion as the Batman one I showed earlier. Yet, if I lived there, I’m not sure if I’d be a fan. After what I saw him do to Metropolis in Man of Steel.

16. Light up your home with your own Green Lantern lantern.

I may not know or care much about the Green Lantern. But I have to admit this is a cool lamp.

17. Keep your little one safe and warm with one of these crocheted Batman and Superman hats.

Yes, it’s Batman vs. Superman with the crocheted hats. Not sure which one will win out of the 2. But they’re cute.

18. It always helps if you have a Justice League dresser.

Each drawer has a superhero on it. This one consists of Wonder Woman, Superman, Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern, and the Flash.

19. Show your support for the Man of Steel with this Superman ribbon pin.

That way, he’ll know you hold nothing against him for nearly destroying Metropolis and Smallville. Still, this is cute.

20. Be the Dark Knight of Gotham in your kitchen with these Batman wooden kitchen utensils.

Of course, Batman isn’t the Dark Knight in his own kitchen at Wayne Manor. He has Alfred Pennyworth and other servants to fill that role for him.

21. If you like the Green Lantern, then you’ll sure be a fan of this quilt.

Hopefully, some of you might enjoy this quilt better than the Ryan Reynolds movie. I heard it didn’t get a lot of good reviews.

22. Any Batman fan is bound to appreciate a crocheted blanket like this.

And this guy surely seems pleased as he proudly holds it up. Not sure if he made it or received it as a gift.

23. This apron is bound to make you wonderful in the kitchen.

This is a Wonder Woman apron. However, as pretty it is, I’d be afraid to wear it in the kitchen.

24. On a cold, dark, night, this crocheted Batman mask is sure to come in handy.

This is made for a child even if it’s a partial ski mask. But I’m sure there are plenty of adults who wouldn’t mind one.

25. For those who love to clown around, these Harley Quinn and Joker key chains wouldn’t hurt.

Both of them tend to be terrifying in their own way. But I’d rather deal with Harley Quinn than the Joker. Because the Joker is no clown you’d want to meet on a good day.

26. For protection, it helps to cuddle up with this amigurumi Superman.

Yes, I know this guy from Krypton nearly annihilated a city while fighting Zod. But he’s so adorable you’d want to hug him.

27. When it comes to Gotham City, the Dark Knight is a bright light of its citizens.

I’m sure anyone would want a Batman glass block like this. Wonder if it gives a bat signal.

28. These Batman bows are sure to look great in anyone’s hair.

Even Bruce Wayne’s if you think about it. But he’d never wear these as we all know.

29. If you’re in need, this bat signal wreath has got you covered.

I think the construct around this wreath is quite clever. Like how the bat signal is tilted so it can seem like it’s a shadow.

30. A Dark Knight of the kitchen always need an apron like this.

However, since this was made for women, it would be quite funny to see Bruce Wayne wearing it. But I think it’s pretty.

31. A Superman table goes well with your super living room.

This is even red and decorated with Superman comics. Bet it doesn’t come cheap though.

32. Speaking of Superman, this throw would go great on any super couch.

This one is blue with the Superman symbol on it. It’s said to mean peace according to the Kryptonians, though after enduring a shitload of collateral damage.

33. It would be unwise not to cuddle with these Batman pillows.

These consist of Batman, Robin, and the Joker. Nevertheless, they’re so adorable.

34. Nobody could ever resist this crocheted Harley Quinn pillow on their couch.

Sure she’s a deadly clown wielding a hammer. But since her introduction in the 1990s, she’s grown to be very popular with fans.

35. Any Gotham City baby would surely appreciate these Batman booties.

Come in two pairs. One is Batman and the other consists of sound effects. Still, both are so cute.

36. No one in Gotham could ever sit in such a regal chair as this.

This is an ornate Batman chair. Not sure if I’d see something like this at Wayne Manor. But it probably doesn’t come cheap.

37. Grace your Gotham City home with your very own Batman wreath.

Don’t really associate Batman with flowers, particularly purple ones. Yet, I think this one is quite cool.

38. Seems like this flower pot Batman is patrolling the streets of Gotham City.

Yes, Batman seems to be on pot patrol. Not sure if you could put a flower in this. But it’s pretty clever.

39. Step out in your Gotham City home with a pair of crocheted Batman slippers.

Not sure what size these are. But the sure look comfy.

Not sure what size these are. But they sure look comfy.

40. A Wonder Woman wreath is a wonderful way to decorate your front door.

It has her symbol as well as her Lasso of Truth on this. Not sure why she has it in the first place.

41. No die hard Batman fan should ever go without a quilt like this.

Now this is probably the ultimate Batman quilt. I think it’s from Etsy but I’m not sure if it’s available. But ogle all you want, Batman fans.

42. When it comes to hunting down Batman in the cold, you can’t do without this crocheted Bane mask.

It’s one of the few crocheted pieces in the world that’s bound to strike terror in Gotham City. Seriously, Bane is a menace, especially if you account that he beat the living crap out of Batman in the Dark Knight Rises.

43. These Justice League bows would certainly wow any DC Comics gal.

Includes Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, the Flash, and Wonder Woman. All in all, they seem rather well made.

44. Which makes the better lamp, Batman or Superman?

Or does it not even matter because both are great in their own way? Otherwise, you go with Batman.

45. This Wonder Woman purse is bound to keep your belongings protected at all times.

Yes, it’s another Wonder Woman purse. But this one is decorated with stars and a gold ribbon.

46. An apron like this makes you the Caped Crusader of your kitchen.

I know it’s another Batman apron. Yet, it’s very easy to make it a Steeler apron if you remove the bat symbol. But I wouldn’t even try.

47. During a Gotham City blackout, it’s best to light candles with these glass Batman holders.

Well, it’s a blue bat symbol which departs from the black one. But I like it, especially with the glitter.

48. On a dark night in Gotham, it helps to snuggle with this crocheted Caped Crusader.

This almost resembles the Batman you normally see. Yet, at least this one has a happier disposition.

49. Drink like a superhero with these Justice League mugs.

Consists of Superman, Batman, the Flash, and the Green Lantern. I’m sure these were all painted on but I could be wrong.

50. Your sweets will always be protected in this Batman candy dispenser.

Yes, I’m sure your M&Ms will be safe in there. That is, until I show up.

51. Because your super baby always needs a Superman bib.

Yes, it’s a crocheted Superman bib that goes with a Superman hat. And yes, it’s adorable.

52. Store your stuff in these Justice League box drawers.

They’re just box drawers with Justice League logos on them. Includes Superman, Green Lantern, Batman, and the Flash.

53. No super baby should ever go without their own shoes, cape, and beanie hat.

Yes, this is a Superman baby set that includes a cape, booties, and a beanie. And yes, these are super adorable.

54. A respected batcave should ever be without a bookshelf like this in Gotham City.

Yes, this is a Batman bookshelf. Why Batman doesn’t seem to have this in his batcave, I’ll never know.

55. Step right out of your wonderful home in these Wonder Woman high heeled shoes.

Sure they might not be the best for your feet. But they sure look sensational.

56. As your own wonder woman, it helps to drink from your own Wonder Woman wine glass.

And it’s certainly a glass Wonder Woman could drink with. Love how it’s painted.

57. Keep yourself warm in Gotham City with this crocheted Batman blanket.

And when it’s spring and summer, it’s great to display on your couch. I’m sure any Batman fan would be proud to have this.

58. Those who love horses will love this Wonder Woman Pegasus.

I’m sure any girl would like to have a red pony with blue wings. Also has a golden star and hooves.

59. Know what time it is in Gotham City with this Batman vinyl record clock.

Let’s hope the vinyl record used isn’t of anyone good. Still, this looks amazing.

60. Scrub yourself clean with a bar of Batman soap.

Because while Superman soap might get you clean, it might produce massive amounts of collateral damage. Batman doesn’t have the superpowers or the destructive mentality to do so.

61. A clown can always keep warm with a crocheted Harley Quinn hat.

Well, any homicidal clown who’s obsessed with the Joker, that is. Still, I kind of like it.

62. Seems like Superman and Wonder Woman got a little house together.

All right, it’s a phone booth. Sure it’s not much but it will be a nice place to change into.

63. Sophisticated clowns always drink from Joker and Harley Quinn glasses.

Remember that the Joker’s is green with a purple bow. And that Harley’s is red with a white bow. But this does seem like an ingenious idea.

64. Remember, when you have enough superheroes in the Justice League, it’s time to make a charm bracelet.

Includes Superman, Batman, the Flash, Wonder Woman, and the Green Lantern. And Superman is included twice.

65. A Superman bib should always come with a red cape.

And this one easily snaps on with no problem. Still, it’s so adorable.

66. I always knew that Batman was a bit of a night owl.

And here is a Batman owl that is there for the avian community of Gotham City. Of course, Bat Owl does eat some of the birds. But this is great.

67. With this Batman dream catcher, your nightmares are taken care of.

Yes, hang this Batman dream catcher and nightmares depicting his rogues gallery will disappear. Or rather turn into great action sequences.

68. You can never do wrong gracing your Justice League home with these panels.

These consist of Superman, the Flash, Batman, and the Green Lantern. And they all seem to be intricately painted in their own way.

69. Relive the experience of Batman with these assorted wooden peg dolls.

Includes Batman, Robin, Batgirl, and Alfred along with Rogues Gallery members Bane, Riddler, Catwoman, Joker, Two Face, Mr. Freeze, and Poison Ivy. Nevertheless, these are all adorable.

70. Welcome guests into your batcave with this Batman door mat.

It’s the kind of rug that welcomes friends and strikes fear into enemies. Like the bat sign in Gotham City.

71. Want to run like the Flash? Well, these tennis shoes should help.

Sure they may not get you to run like the Flash. But they sure look really cool.

72. If you have old wine bottles, perhaps make Justice League lights out of them.

Includes, Green Lantern, Superman, Batman, and the Flash. Nevertheless, these are incredibly awesome to behold.

73. No Bat Baby could ever be complete without their set of batgear.

Includes a cape, a diaper cover, and a beanie. Wish the beanie had bat ears though. That would be cool.

74. Of course, everyone has wished to be Batman at one point.

Says, “I wish I was Batman but I suck at fighting and I’m poor.” Kind of says the same about me. But I could always write Batman parodies and fan fiction. Maybe I should write one about him in therapy.

75. This light switch tells you when you’ll see Bruce or Batman.

By day, the Dark Knight is Bruce Wayne. But by night, he is Batman.

76. This is the kind of chair that’s fit for a man of steel.

And by that, I mean Superman. Because this chair looks as if it’s designated for him.

77. For some reason, the Justice League seems a bit grumpy today.

That’s because this is the Grumpy Cat Justice League. They’re the group of superhero felines that fight crime with scowls on their faces.

78. These Justice League golf covers have your clubs covered.

These consists of Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and Aquaman. And yes, they’re kind of cute.

79. When Gotham’s gardens are in a state of peril, they can always count on the Dark Gnome to protect them.

This is the Batman Gnome. And yes, while he is good, he’s not exactly nice, especially if it pertains to his enemies.

80. Prove you’re home is wonderful by gracing this Wonder Woman wreath on your front door.

This wreath contains stars and the Wonder Woman symbol. All in all it should be great for any home.

81. Those who liked Watchmen, might like this blood stained smiley face pin.

This is a symbol for the Watchmen. I’m not very familiar with the franchise. But I know they had their own movie.

82. A Batman wreath like this will charm your home.

This one seems to contain black and gold ribbons. Take the bat symbol off and it becomes a Pittsburgh Steelers wreath.

83. Before you saddle up, make sure your horse is super comfortable with this Superman saddle pad.

Well, I included a horse dressed as Superman in the DC costume post. So it’s only fair.

84. Starry Gotham night….

This is a Batman rendition of Van Gogh’s Starry Night. And it’s a brilliant one. This is perfect.

85. Those who like the Green Arrow might like this bow.

Arrow is a TV show on the CW which is about him. This could also be used as a bow if you like the Hunger Games, too.

86. Oh, no, the Joker Gnome is on the loose.

Yes, I know who ever came up with this is probably a bit sick in the head. But this is just so funny that I couldn’t avoid putting it on this post.

87. Seems like the Riddler has been a bit catty lately.

Well, this is a Riddler Cat. Not sure how it gives out riddles though. But this is pretty good.

88. Any batcave can’t certainly go without it’s very own Batman mirror.

It’s a mirror that’s shaped like a bat and has other bats on it. Nevertheless, you can’t help but like it.

89. Keep yourself warm with this Justice League scarf.

I’m sure any Justice League fan can’t live without this during the winter. Still, I like it.

90. This Superman dream catcher will ensure super sweet dreams.

And it’s certain to stand up to Lex Luthor and Lex Corp. Also, has his symbol embedded as well.

91. This Batman bib is suitable for any little Caped Crusader.

Like how it says, “Who put my cape on backwards?” So cute.

92. Now you can snuggle up with your own Wonder Woman amigurumi doll.

And this has to be the most adorable Wonder Woman I’ve seen. Still, so cute.

93. Light up your batcave with your very own Batman wall light.

It LED by the way. Still, love how it looks in the dark. Seems rather menacing.

94. Any super home could always use a Superman quilt.

And this one has the Superman symbol emblazoned in the center. But I’m sure it will make a super great addition to anyone’s place.

95. A quilt like this is bound to look great in any batcave.

This one has the bat signal over Gotham city. And yes, it looks really awesome.

96. Wine glasses like these are always ideal in any batcave.

These consist of Batman, Robin, Joker, and the Riddler. Not sure if I’d want to use the Riddler one. Wouldn’t know what’s in it.

97. A super cook always has to wear a Superman apron.

However, I’m not sure how Superman conducts himself in the kitchen. Then again, it might depend on whether he’s Superman or Clark Kent at the moment.

98. Heard of Superman? How about Super Owl?

Yes, this owl flies faster than a speeding bullet. And shoots laser eyes. Not sure if I’d want to see that.

99. Protect your home from evil with these Justice League nesting dolls.

Always have to do nesting dolls for a craft post like this. Includes Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, the Flash, and the Green Lantern.

100. At a party, a superhero always needs to drink from a Superman wine glass.

I’m sure whoever drinks it might cause massive collateral damage in Metropolis. That is, assuming they’re Superman.

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