More like fairy tales. Given the anthropomorphic creatures and celestial objects.

For God’s sake Cher, you can’t go out to the castle in that armor. Do you want the enemy to easily stab you? Seriously, she looks like she’s straight out of a video game.

After the party descended into a drunken orgy, Mary Lou just wanted to go home. At the same time, she dreaded at the possibility of being a designated driver.

Are you sure the women aren’t just staring at your ass, Dick? Maybe that’s your “something” for the girls. Seriously, there aren’t many people who enjoy accordion music.

Seriously, this cover features a naked woman smoking a cigarette next to a flower pot table with a naked lady lamp on top of it. Because sex sells, everyone.

Tell me this woman is wearing at least a pair of underwear. But I wouldn’t be surprised if she isn’t. Also, she seems to predate Madonna by a couple of decades.

Yes, another nudie album cover. But this time the boobs are censored. Parent discretion is advised.

After all, she’s all business in the front and party in the back. But in a more tasteful fashion. Still, what kind of bra does she wear?

Betty tried her best to study hard despite wanting to hang out with friends. As her mother’s watchful eye gazed over her that evening.

You can tell they’re trying to appeal to men. And I’m sure they’ll be “relaxing” to this cover.

Because you can clearly see their tits. Also, they’re not wearing proper footwear for biking or helmets.

Heard she was Fishmate of the Year from Hook, Line, and Sinker Magazine. It’s for fishing enthusiasts and perverts.

Here a couple shares a drink with apparently no clothes on. Also, is the guy Harrison Ford? Looks like him. Not going to judge him.

Sure, everything’s being annihilated during a nuclear holocaust. But this guy’s still singing and wearing a suit. Even he’ll eventually end up vaporized.

Seems like this guy’s been stuck in quarantine way too long. Given that he’s taken to the bottle.

Okay, I don’t think the guy on the right is Elton John. But he sure seems dressed like him.

Look I’m sure he’s a nice harmless, guy. But smiling like that in that weird hair and placing his shoulders on a boy like that just gives me creepy vibes for some reason. Maybe I’ve heard too many stories on child sex abuse. I don’t know.

I don’t know about you. But I wonder if this woman’s got an eating disorder since you can barely see her boobs. Then again, maybe it’s photoshop.

For God’s sake, he’s wearing a horned helmet and fur vest. Resembles less of an opera singer or fierce Viking and more of a guy you’d see eating turkey legs at the Renaissance Festival.

Apparently, they haven’t gotten used to wearing their human body suits since landing on earth. Also, the women seemed to take their hairdos straight from an outdated magazine.

Seriously, the guy’s posing with Smurfs while wearing a bowler hat. Need I say more.

I get that these underwater shows are a thing in Florida. But why do an album? I’m sure it’s not a musical.

Because they’re all priests. Though I can’t be sure who’s playing the lead guitar. And the drummer’s only using a snare instead of a full set. Yet, they all can forget about groupies since a celibacy vow forbids it.

Seriously, I don’t think Angie’s in the mood to dance with Johnny. Doesn’t want to embarrass herself.

Here he is showing a picture of a naked woman’s butt. I’m sure the parents will be all right with that (sarcasm).

Would you trust these guys with valet parking? For God’s sake, why the hell am I asking that question?”

Though he might have something hidden in his hair. Perhaps a card, maybe.

Also, the background is cracked. Still, the guy looks kind of out of place in his porn stache. Not sure why.

Okay, he’s not Weird Al as a sea captain on too many drugs. But you’d almost assume that.

While the woman’s hair looks incredibly flammable and she doesn’t seem very comfortable with the guy. Then again, he seems more like a used car salesman than a Christian singer.

I at first thought she was a guy in drag by the look in her face. Still, she appears to see what her neighbor’s up to on her concrete patio.

Or does the guy near the silverware know that after posing with the food, the conversation will somehow descend to politics one way or another. And he knows many of his relatives voted for Trump.

As a commenter from Bored Panda noted: “That’s no miracle. That’s an evil ghost dwelling in your house.”

Brought to you by the 1970s magic of photoshop. And even by 1970s standards, I’ve seen better.

He’s got his banjos strategically placed. But hey, at least he’s not from Deliverance.. Yet, you don’t want to see your dad like this.

From Bored Panda: “Unfortunately, this album was Randy’s last call for help before his mother completely consumed him and he lived the rest of his life in her basement, never kissing, let alone meeting, a girl.”

Though why she’s dressed for a fancy barbecue I have no clue. But it’s not a suitable attire for hunting or riding.

Yeah, might want to pass on this album. Seems like a recruiting poster for a polygamist cult.

Says, “There are no bananas today” in Dutch. That’s a lie.

Heard she’s an Italian porn star who later became a singer and politician. So there’s hope for you yet, Stormy Daniels.

Here the accordion player does his thing while wondering if it’s all worth living. Contemplating the inevitability of death.

He was later busted for sexual assault on lady statues. #Metoostatue.

Seriously, didn’t Bill Cosby end up going to prison for pulling shit like this? For God’s sake, this guy either raped this woman or murdered her. Not sure which is worse.

From Bored Panda: “No, see, you were supposed to either prop the album up inside the fridge so when you went to snack you saw him glaring at you, or you tied it to a string and hung it in the middle of the kitchen doorway so it hit you in the face when you went to snack.”

Then again, we don’t just live on bread alone. However, we still need to eat. Though she’d be wearing a mask today.

From Bored Panda: “Unbeknownst to a lot of people, Star Wars was originally written as a rock opera, and the Red Guards were not Emperor Palpatine’s personal bodyguards, but were a band of travelling minstrels. Then George Lucas got involved, and the entire mood changed.”

Then again, they seem like the guys you’d meet in the ye Old Port Royal gay nightclub. Don’t ask about the booty there.

The women also wear skimpy lederhosen that wouldn’t suit the alpine climate. One even has her legs stretched.

You can see Dr. Neil Degrasse Tyson on his Twitter feed now. “You can’t roast hotdogs on the moon. There’s no atmosphere. You can’t even breathe or start a fire on there.” Way to ruin it, Dr. Tyson.

Okay, they’re a music duo. But the anatomical picture just looks really freaky.