He’s based on the WWE wrestler, the Undertaker. Wonder why he’s not wearing a shirt with his suit.

Actually, it lights up inside. I’m sure batteries are included.

Come see the latest fashions in chic bear couture. I’m sure the clothes won’t come cheap.

Sure, she may not be the saint we think she is. But come on, she and her bear order nuns look cute in these sari habits.

Okay, he’s supposed to be dressed like famous physicist Albert Einstein. Has E=mc squared on his paw.

This is supposed to be the teddy bear version of the Titanic. A lot of bears lost their lives that night.

Here’s a Boyd bear with a small suitcase. Wonder why he travels light.

This one has a bear terra cotta army. And yes, bear tourists take pictures of them.

Here some bear tears down the wall which will later symbolize the fall of Communism. So East and West Germany can unite as one.

Since they’re a family of tourists. Though I don’t think tourists dress like these bears in real life. So cute.

This is a Phantom o the Opera bear. Hopefully, he doesn’t sing like Gerard Butler.

She wears a blue sparkly dress. Not to mention, she’s a ripoff on Queen Elsa from Frozen.

She wears a purple hat with deep pink flowers all made out of felt. Also like the purple sash. So pretty.

Though so far, he hasn’t managed to gain much traction. As we can see with the results in Iowa.

Here he’s in his workshop making toys. Before he goes out to deliver them for that one night.

Well, this bear is dressed up as one. But he won’t really crack nuts. Because he’s plush wearing felt clothes.

Since he’s a monk. So he’s just wearing a plain black robe. So cute.

Because if you slight her, she’ll have you beheaded. Doesn’t matter if you’re an outsider or one of her card soldiers.

Yes, these bears are reenacting D-Day. And yes, some of them will not survive the invasion. But they’re fighting Nazis for God’s sake.

Since he’s a teddy bear of Teddy Roosevelt. For the teddy bear’s named after him.

No thanks for me since I don’t drink pop. But he’s nevertheless an iconic bear that you see around Christmas.

Here he stands between 2 cardinal bears with his long crucifix staff. Yet, unlike human popes, he doesn’t wear shoes.

Since he’s clearly wearing such an expedition outfit. Even carries a sleeping mat. So cute.

It even comes with maracas. You’d almost think it works at a Mexican restaurant.

Since he’s dressed as a glass of beer. Though I’d recommend not to let him drive you home from the bar.

He’s fuzzier than most. Yet, despite numerous sightings, scientists question his existence.

Though there’s only a 1 out of 3 chance he accepts Medicaid. If you live in the US, that is

They ride on plush horses and use sticks to move a ball. And no, I don’t understand how polo works.

This train engineer bear wears a striped hat and coveralls. But modern train engineers don’t usually wear such apparel.

It’s one of a heart on his arm. Yet, how can you tattoo a bear, I have no idea.

This one has marketplaces, tables, and a tent. Then again, it might be outside the palace.

Though I’m not sure if she’s just going on a summer stroll to the park or the beach. Then again, she’s not wearing tennis shoes so it’s probably the latter.

Okay, this is a Korean procession. Since a lot of teddy bear museums are in South Korea for some reason. But you have to admire the time and effort people put into this.

Okay, maybe not. But you can cuddle with him as your relationship with your significant other crashes and burns.

Since he’s the cutest auto racer you’ll ever see. Hope his car doesn’t crash and burn.

For he’s her #1 fan. Though at least he’s not creepy about it. Unlike Oedipus.

Yes, you find a lot of Korean stuff in these teddy bear museums. Since most of them are from South Korea. Don’t know why that is.

Guess this is for a temple or shrine. Not sure why the golden Buddha statues don’t look like bears.

Sure his plane doesn’t seem ready to fly. But he doesn’t seem to mind.

This one seems to have plenty of ceremonial dancers. From a teddy bear museum in Seoul.

This one features windmills and tulip fields. So you can guess this is a Dutch display.

Guess this ceremony must’ve taken place between the 19th century and the Korean War. Because we know the Korean kingdom’s no more nowadays.

Here she wears a red dress and carries a purse. Like the matching bows on her dress and ear.

Here she wears a striped top with jean. Also carries a purse. Like the gold buttons.

The display’s not very big. Yet, you’d have to admire the fancy clothes, especially the dresses.

It’s basically a teddy bear version of Mount Rushmore. And yes you got some teddy bears in the foreground.

This is an old fashioned school house scene from a teddy bear museum in Germany. Because each kid has their own chalk board.

Since he’s a Harry Potter bear. shown with his scar, hat, and Quidditch broom.

Some of the animals here are in plush as well. While the bears frequent the premises. Wonder what the bear exhibit is like.

She’s a Boyd’s Bear. She wears a dress and felt wings.

This is from a teddy bear museum in Dorset. And yes, these servants are washing dishes.

You’d see a family like this on Downton Abbey. Except that they’re bears. From a teddy bear museum in Dorset.

He stands near a chair in a black turtleneck. Though his claws won’t hurt you.

Though watch out when he whips up his lightsaber. Since he’s been known to go to town on it like slicing and smashing things.

This is a ghostbuster bear. So it has the logo on its paw inside its shoes.

I’m sure this one was for the live-action remake with Will Smith. As I can tell from the beard and outfit.

Of course, her bear version doesn’t have her intricate hairstyle. But wait until she gets a hold on a lightsaber.

And yes, he’s black with ears on his helmet. But he still needs to wear his suit in order to live. After what Obi Wan Kenobi did to him.

Since this bear’s wearing a black coat and sunglasses. So you may never know.

Here this bear wears the Woody get up. Afraid of getting replaced by a space toy, if Buzz Lightyear gets any hint.

Here he goes on one knee with a ring. Great for a guy who wants to marry a girl who likes Marvel and has a sense of humor.

Though you have to admit, she does have daddy issues. Yet, she doesn’t hold the lamp in either the Disney or the live-action version.

He also shows the wonders of performance enhancement drugs in the Marvel universe. Still, this bear of him is blue.

Though the magic will wear off by midnight. So she’ll only have her glass slippers left. Or one glass slipper left since she left the other at the ball.

Here she’s in her Frozen II outfit. Seems more at home with herself than in the last movie where she doomed her kingdom to eternal winter.

This is a get well bear in pajamas. Then again, he’s got a hanky so he’s good. So cute.

Because while Stormtroopers may shoot up a place, they usually don’t hit anything. Though they can be dangerous.

Yet, for God’s sake, don’t romanticize her relationship with the Joker. Because he’s a raging psychopath who’s very abusive to her.

Ewoks are pretty much teddy bears to begin with. But they will try to eat you and kick your ass.

Her bear’s purple with long blond hair. But not long enough to hang from a tower to use as a ladder. That wouldn’t be safe for kids.

These are Beauty and the Beast bear set. Come with a rose. So adorable.

She’s basically a teenager who sold her voice for some plastic surgery. And from a shady sea witch no less.

For she’s an Irish river dancer. Even has her dancing shoes on.

She wears a hula skirt, a flower lei, and a coconut bra. Hope se doesn’t dance when the volcano blows.

Here she springs into action. Know that she’s about as powerful as Superman.

She wears the green garb of Lady Liberty. Unfortunately, her words are being undermined by Donald Trump’s anti-immigration policies and family separations.

This bear wears a mask and cape. And he’ll beat the hell out of villains from Arkham Asylum.

Already he’s got his Infinity gauntlet on. Uh-oh. Don’t have a good feeling about this.

Here they wear outfits denoting ranks. But please pay for the cookies or they will end you.

He’s supposed to be a Cousin Eddie bear. Still, don’t all bears shit in the woods?

DaVinci’s The Last Supper with bears. From the Jeju Island teddy bear museum.

This bear is supposed to frequent a casino. And it seems she’s got all hearts.

This is from a teddy bear museum, possibly in the UK. Nonetheless, the wooden ship is amazing.

She’s supposed to resemble an Irish river dancer for Saint Patrick’s Day. Love the shamrock head garland.

These bears have came to the tomb of Emperor Qin Shi Huangdi. Here they marvel over remains of some terra cotta soldiers.

These are teddy bear soldiers near ruins in France during WWII. And yes, some hang out in a jeep.

This is a teddy bear rendition of the sinking of the Titanic. Cue to the polar bears on the iceberg.

She even has a lace handkerchief in her paws. Love her flowery hat.

She wears a kimono to go with her red handbag and sunglasses. While her bag is from Big Brown Bear.

This one has a bikini clad bear coming out of the cake. Kind of amusing and adorable.

His waist band says it all. And he looks so adorable in that pose.

This graduate is in white for the Class of 2015. So its job prospect might not be great.

It has orange wings and a jack-o’-lantern magic wand. Doesn’t look spooky. But is quite adorable.

She’s supposed to be a female golfer. Here she wears a skirt with her diamond polo.

Since he’s got claws, he needs no cleats. But let’s hope they don’t rupture the ball.

He also knows how to dribble. So you might not want to play a round of one-on-one with him.

She even wears a camo denim outfit and a pink leather jacket. So cute.

Indeed, I sure do miss him and his presidency. Still, he comes with Obearma Care.

This teddy bear’s supposed to be an airplane pilot. Will fly you to the moon and warm your heart.

He’s even got an eyepatch. But back away when he uses his sword.

She’s in her pink robe with a towel around her head. So she’s good to go.

He’s already got his shoulder pads on. Not sure why he’s not wearing a helmet.

She’s even wearing a Santa hat. So pretty and festive.

she wears a dress with an iconic Vuitton print. Or is it Gucci? Who cares?

He’s wearing a desert camo uniform. Wonder if he’s served in Afghanistan.

He’s the British equivalent to Santa Claus. But check out that cane and kick ass cape.

He’s a Thanksgiving bear. Wait until he takes the land away from the Indians.

She even has red bird in an intricate design. Love her blue dress.

He’s even all bundled up. Despite that bears usually sleep in during the winter.

Though she also uses it to measure sizes. Still, so adorable.

Didn’t know he could have his own toy workshop. Includes a sewing machine and wood stove.

IT’s red with a little space helmet. It’s also a limited edition Steiff from Japan.

He’s in red and white. while he wears a cone hat of green and blue.

She wears a black bat mask and a black tutu. She’s even got a spider near the skirt.

She’s even got a bouquet of roses. So pretty that she stuns.

The barbells even have hearts. While he wears a medal for cuteness.

Trixie’s guitar matches her boots. While she dons a black dress and hat.

Yes, he’s a Santa elf. Though he doesn’t sport pointy ears.

She’s dressed for the colder weather, too. Like the scarf and bow.

He wears his own romper and bear slippers. Though he carries a rather mischievous expression.

Well, it’s from Seoul’s teddy bear museum, what do you expect? Guess it’s “Oppa Gangnam Style.”

This is from a teddy bear museum in Jeju. Yet, all the bears are in street clothes. One’s even checking her smartphone in the street.

He has the graham crackers and chocolate. He wears an orange vest to be seen when going to the bathroom.

Here’s bear Elvis in his white jumpsuit and red guitar. Yet, he won’t look so great in his Vegas years.

Here he swings with his jungle bear in harms. While the apes look on.

This can get ugly. But at least they’ll be stuffing leaking out by the end instead of blood.

This is supposed to be Michael Jordan during the 1990s by the way. He was the Lebron James of his day.

Sure, polar bears and penguins don’t go together. But it’s a cute display nonetheless.

This a display of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Here she reads them a bedtime story in the woods.

I think they’re supposed to be archaeologists. Since I saw a few bones and things.

And we come to some bears about to be eaten by a T-Rex. Don’t have much hope for them.

This is a get well bear. Nonetheless, you have to love the pajamas.

Wonder if they’re supposed to be a bride and groom or an emperor and empress. Still, they’re adorable.

I guess they’re watching some of the events. Includes snowboarding and cross country skiing.

This is a teddy bear of Marilyn Monroe from The 7th Year Itch. Here her dress goes up from the air vents.

Here we come to teddy bears baking bread. The bears here also wear chef hats.

This one is of Prince Charles and Princess Diana. Let’s just say despite the fairy tale atmosphere, the marriage didn’t last.

Well, this is from a museum in South Korea. Got to love how the bears bow down to the Buddha.

She’s supposed to be the Greek goddess Hera, queen of Mount Olympus. Given that her husband can’t keep it in his pants, she’s got a very vicious streak.

He’s the Greek god of wine and revelry. Still, his parties can get pretty wild.

A mother and daughter build a sandcastle. While a guy goes out surfing.

This is a rendition of a famous painting. Indeed, they’re poor farmers. But it’s kind of cute.

You can tell they’re his advisers due to their tall hats. From South Korea.

Okay, it’s a teddy bear in a leopard onesy. And it looks adorable in it.

She’s smartly dressed in a navy blue business suit. Like her scarf.

Here’s a teddy bear rendition of Gulliver’s Travels. Includes one giant bear and a bunch of little ones.

Yes, that’s Mr. Sex Fiend with the Lightning Bolts himself. As he sits on his golden throne.

He’s supposed to be half-bear and half bull. And he’ll tear people to shreds with his cuteness.

Yes, that teddy bear’s got a knife. So it’s best you stay away.

This bear wears a sweet little red dress with a bow. Like her jewelry, too.

This bear has bright colors all over it. So adorable and colorful.

This is the female version of the Vermont bear. Comes with dog and blond hair.

This is a Lucille Ball teddy bear. Please don’t employ her in any candy factory.

Comes with pom poms, flag, and megaphone. Like her bows. So adorable.

This was for the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio. Nonetheless, he seems like quite the avid patriot.

Well, it wears that sweater. Though they’re not making these chalk hearts this year.

Well, this is for a little kid. Nonetheless, it’s a colorful get up with a pom pom hat. So cute.

Since she’s pregnant. As you can tell by her maternity dress.

I guess it is, given the groom’s outfit. The bride wears a white dress.

Indeed, the bear rocks a horse by the fire. So hard to resist. Awww.

Wait until his girlfriend’s dad freezes him in carbonite and gives him to Bearba Fett to hand him to Jabba. Then he won’t look so tough. Also, travels with an alien who resembles a Sasquatch.

Of course, he should only have one arm in this. But he looks adorable anyway. May come with bear of Lady Hamilton.

He even has a cap to show off his own ears. And a suit with his own wings.

This gangster bear has his own machine gun and even that doesn’t keep you wanting to hug him. Though he does know how to dress.

Well, he certainly has a nice jacket. But you wouldn’t want to come aboard his ship.

Well, at least she knows how to have fun in the sun. And she doesn’t seem to show a lot of fur.

Though we’re not sure if his account on China was factual or just made up. But he does look cute with a map and telescope.

Yet, this is her in her more modest attire with the star skirt. Still, she’s here to inspire love.

Though despite looking adorable, she tends to make people a bit scared at her. Also, can’t carry much of a tune.

Yet, just remember that she has every right to her sister’s ruby slippers. And that you don’t want her anywhere near water.

Sure you may find it odd that he’s dressed from the 18th century. But his attire suggests a festive spirit at the tavern.

Well, I’m sure this is for a girl. Because having been to a lot of baptisms myself, boy babies usually wear a different outfit.

Yes, this is a Jacob Marley Bear from A Christmas Carol. Chains not included.

Sure it may not be Will and Kate’s wedding. But these royal newlyweds look adorable nonetheless.

However, please don’t mind his broken glasses and bad fashion sense. He’s very smart. Honest.

Yes, this is a teddy bear nativity scene from the Vermont Teddy Bear Company. Shepherds and wise men not included.

Yes, it’s another pope bear. Yes, I know I had one on the least teddy bear post. But this one has the funny hat and a different outfit.

Well, this is a Vermont Teddy Bear tribute to I Love Lucy. And they seem to have this bear in Lucy’s chocolatier outfit.

Okay, not really. But you have to like how he has an initialed briefcase and his own calculator.

Yes, this is a marathon bear. And he has on his little number to show for it.

Comes with an eye chart. Though glasses don’t seem to be included.

Sure it’s no a Hanukkah tradition. But I couldn’t resist leaving it out like I did the last time. Plus, it’s adorable.

Includes a yoga mat with carrier. Not sure what this pose is supposed to be though.

Comes with a heart and chain. Of course, this bear has to wear bright orange as modern prisoners do.

Love how the Bernie Sanders bear has his hairstyle. Yet, this Vermont teddy bear is always a champion for the working class of all types.

Goes with the zombie bear I had in the post from 2 years ago. Like her dress, by the way.

I already miss these two so much. They were such a great couple at the White House.

However, as customary for British war bears, he doesn’t wear pants. Yet, he looks dashing in his beige beret.

So that’s what a teddy bear vet looks like. Not sure what to think about the dog though.

Well, it’s not uncommon to buy teddy bears for graduation either. Also available in white.

It even has a little mask and sack. Love how it’s holding hearts in its paws.

Of course, her dress always has to match her oven mitt. And she can’d do without her wooden spoon.

I’m sure seeing the sight of this bear will make you feel better. Nice how the robe and slippers match.

For the record, I don’t think there are bears in Ireland. But this guy’s adorable anyway.

She even has her own pin cushion and tape measure bow. But the dress is similar to the cooking bear.

Sure most grannies don’t wear dresses like that. But this is simply adorable.

Well, she is quite a tennis pro. Sure she’s not a Williams sister. But she’s not half bad.

Hope he’s sure proud to be an American. Because I’m nor sure whether I am at the moment.

I wanted to put this on the teddy bear post 2 years ago but it was already full. So it goes on this one.

I guess she likes to water the paw paw patch with her watering can. Nice how it matches her floppy hat.

Don’t mind her. She just wants to enhance her beauty and take a day off from the den.

Though golf is a boring sport, it’s inexplicably popular. So I had to include this guy.

However, it doesn’t seem to snow much in my neck of the woods this winter. Though he certainly looks quite cool with his shades.

Horse not included. But it does make a rather elegant costume on a countryside estate.

Even has a float with a sentiment. Also like the hat.

Well, at least the right to bear hugs is better than the right to bear arms. Though a Second Amendment teddy bear would be quite funny.

Now I don’t find clowns typically endearing. But I think this is adorable to say the least.

And it’s dressed like a pizza slice as you can see. Though it’s not picky about toppings.

Though you don’t see many from Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings. And both those franchises are considerable more family friendly than Game of Thrones.

Even though it’s in a smiley face hospital gown. Though I’m sure someone would get a chuckle.

Though he surely looks quite military for the War of 1812. Love the uniform.

Just wait until his brother rip his coat to pieces and throw him in a well. Hey, that’s how the story goes, folks.

Okay, these are the Will and Kate teddy bears. Hard to believe they have two kids who look like miniature versions of themselves.

Well, they surely know how to dress. However, I like the guy bear’s hat the best.

I know it’s a certain bear but I can’t put my finger on it. But I know it’s not a black bear because they’re usually all black.

Though I’m not so much a fan of the lederhosen. Comes with a beer stein.

King Ludwig II of Bavaria was seen by many as a mad king obsessed with building his fairy tale castle. Though the project bankrupted the country, it’s now a tourist destination.

Koalas are marsupials and not bears. Though that doesn’t stop me from putting one on my post.

This is from a teddy bear museum. Yet, I love how each one of them is dressed in the appropriate uniform.

Sure he might look cute now. But wait until your locale and family start supporting him and he becomes president. And he signs executive orders banning Muslim refugees.

Of course, any teenage girl or young woman might find this Phantom of the Opera bear quite irresistible. Though he’s certainly not a nice guy.

Still, you don’t want to clean up after this guy. Because drunk bears can really trash a place.

Frederick the Great was an 18th century King of Prussia who became an icon in Germany. However, despite being Hitler’s hero, Old Fritz would’ve hated his Nazi fans. And the Nazis would’ve hated him if they knew he was a cultured and possibly gay Francophile.

Louis XIV was perhaps Europe’s longest reigning monarch who ruled France in a court of tremendous luxury. However, his precedents would lead to the French Revolution.

Contrary to popular belief, ballet dancers aren’t sissies. Since what they do requires tremendous athleticism and stamina. Also, there are a lot of NFL players who take ballet classes.

Sure he ruled Germany during WWI. But c’mon, this was made by a German company. Besides, the Kaiser wasn’t as bad as the guy who led Germany in the next World War.

He even has his own shield with hearts. So you know he just wants your love.

However, he has no regard to safety and labor standards and has a sadistic streak in torturing naughty children. You’ve been warned.

And he only wears a vest. Like the crazy hair and mustache, too.

She even has her own feather hat and halter dress. Hope she stays out of speakeasies.

So immortalizing them as teddy bears goes without saying. Because the Japanese always have a fondness for cuteness.

Though he may not always be a nice guy when it comes to yuletide traditions in some countries. Like the outfit though.

Though his frog outfit can make him look just as cute. Still, it’s all in the costume.

Well, he doesn’t seem to have the proper safety equipment on. What if he gets injured or in a fight?

Though he wouldn’t need a fig leaf to cover his privates. I mean he has fur.

Comes with a bottle of maple syrup. Love the maple leaf buttons.

Here she is in her blue dress and shiny shoes. And yes, she has long brown hair, too.

Unsurprisingly, she wears a poodle skirt. Though you don’t see these a lot in 1950s fashion.

I’m not sure if he’s advertising for Planters. But he’s nevertheless adorable.

It even has a crown along with the cake. Certainly for some kid’s birthday.

Of course, having this bear in a straitjacket might make you think he’s just too crazy for you to handle. Then again, at least he’s better than people like abusers, rapists, stalkers, and the like and they don’t get put in a straitjacket. Still, very cute.

Sadly, Muhpawmad Ali was forcibly retired by the Vermont Teddy Bear Company after he converted to Islam and refused to be drafted to Vietnam. Oh, wait that’s a different boxer.

Yes, this bear was inspired by the movie Ted which is an R-rated comedy about a foul mouthed, irresponsible, and really cantankerous bear. Of course, a lot of young men loved it. Still, despite the crudeness, it did have a great song to it. And now there’s going to be a sequel.

As a die-hard Monty Python fan, I couldn’t let this British cop Teddy Bear slip by me for this post. Still, you have to love his little badge and Bobbie hats they still wear to day. Yet, in media, they always seem so polite.

Yes, this is a Teddy Bear of Elton John perhaps from his fame in the 1970s. Love his star sunglasses and shiny purple jacket. Now that’s simply adorable.

Yes, this is a Barack Obama Teddy Bear, and politics aside this is simply adorable and I’m astounded that this one didn’t require a lot of accessories. Sure I think Obama is doing a decent job as president despite the circumstances but that’s beside the point. Yet, will probably go a bit gray after a few years.

Of course, this Limited Teddy Bear set includes, Lady Mary, Lady Cora Countess of Grantham, Lord Robert Earl of Grantham, and the Dowager Countess Violet. Still, wish they some of the other characters though.

Of course, they do have Star Wars Build-a-Bear clothes and accessories on its website. And no, this isn’t an Ewok. Still, I have to put a Star Wars reference in the post somewhere.

Luckily for some people, this bear doesn’t sing. Yet, I’m sure any Sound of Music fan will love it if he or she can afford about $300 for it. Seriously, Steiff bears are very expensive.

Now I’m sure this is not an Abigail Adams bear because the Boyd’s Bear website says she’s from the Williamsburg Collection. Still, she’d make a lovely gift for an elementary school teacher trying to reach out to students on the American Revolution.

I originally thought that this was a Johnny Cash Teddy bear. Then again, if it was, then he’d be dressed in black. Also, has a female counterpart named Paisley.

Now I’m not sure if that’s supposed to be Audrey Hepburn or an original Boyd’s Bear character (probably the latter). Either way, she certainly looks cute in that outfit.

Of course, Mia may not be using her yoga mat, but she seems like doing a pose anyway. Perhaps she’s in the park. Yet, I’m not sure what that pose is supposed to be.

Now this is definitely a Boyd’s Bear take off on Julia Child. I mean she even as “Bon Appetite” in her apron. Yet, I wonder if Julia knows anything about French cuisine.

Of course, the fact that Tilly wears crocs while out in her vegetable patch really shows that she cares more about gardening than fashion of which she is no slave. Seriously, crocs are about one of the tackiest shoes anyone can wear.

Of course, we all know that real bears don’t need snow gear and usually hibernate in the winter anyway. Still, I do appreciate Boyd’s creativity with names as well as think Lizzie is simply adorable.

Unlike Skylar, I was never able to fly a kite as a child mostly because my house was near so many power lines in both the front lawn and the back yard. Doesn’t make a safe kite flying environment.

Sure Paddington may seem polite, love marmalade, and can be a screw up at times, but why the hell does he speak in an English accent if he’s actually from Peru? Seriously, shouldn’t he be speaking in Spanish for God’s sake?

Of course, with his adorable Teddy Bear form, macho sunglasses, Love tattoo, and his bad boy poise, he’s the kind of bear that’s hard to resist.

Of course, it’s a popular notion that good girls like bad boys. That is, until they come to the realization that they make terrible boyfriends and dump them. So perhaps having nice guys finish isn’t all that bad.

Sure ballet may seem like a girly dance but remember that it’s very exhausting for the dancers who don’t have a very long shelf life. Still, there are some celebrities who do ballet like some NFL football players.

Now I don’t know what consists of high fashion these days. However, I’m not sure if Coco’s fur hat and trim is necessarily “in” since it’s probably from an endangered species. Then again, PETA probably won’t be on her case since she’s a bear.

Before the Winnie the Pooh became a multibillion Disney franchise, it originated in a series of stories by A. A. Milne who basically named the animal characters after his son’s stuffed toys. Son’s name was Christopher Robin who hated the books for obvious reasons. Also, Pooh was also named after a real Canadian bear. Still, as Disney is concerned, Winnie the Pooh is a $6 billion bear.

The Vermont Teddy Bear Company calls this one, “Birthday Suit Bear” which is odd since I thought I’ve seen a lot of Teddy Bears in their birthday suits to begin with. Seriously, why is he climbing out of his own fur? Kind of disturbing if you ask me.

From what I’ve heard about the series (originally a Twilight fanfic), Christian Grey is supposed to be an abusive, controlling bastard.Thus, not cuddly at all, which makes this Teddy Bear all the more ironic. Even funnier is that he’s actually gray.

Of course, this gangster Teddy Bear always comes well dressed with his tailored pinstripe vest, tie, black fedora, a rose on his lapel, an his while spats above his paws. Still, for a killer, he’s a cutie.

Sure he may seem friendly now but when he’s on duty, you don’t want to disturb him. Seriously, he wouldn’t like it when you try to break his stiff upper lip.

I’m not sure if a Pope Francis Teddy Bear exists but he’s probably much cuter and cuddlier. Nevertheless, since former Pope Benedict XVI does have a few Teddy Bears of him, he’ll have to do.

Of course, this is a Teddy Bear of the Grinch inspired by the Dr. Seuss story How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Nevertheless, this bear is just adorable at least more than the Grinch himself.

Of course, this could be a Teddy Bear hunting rabbits in a pink rabbit disguise but that’s kind of far fetched. Still, it’s pretty adorable.

Of course, real Giant Pandas are an endangered species due to habitat loss and a low birthrate (pandas only mate once a year). Still, baby pandas born in zoos usually make the news at six.

Of course, this adorable Highlander Bear doesn’t come with bagpipes but I really don’t care since they’re annoying instruments anyway. Still, you have to love his little kilt and tam.

Of course, polar bears rely on the Arctic sea ice so much that they’re now an increasingly at risk for becoming a casualty of global warming (which is real and manmade by the way, sorry, climate denying assholes). Still, this is just so adorable you’d want to take it home and name it Nappy.

Though you might think this is cute and cuddly, remember that you don’t want to be anywhere near a real Grizzly Bear, especially in front of a mother and her cubs. Any guy who messes with a Mama Grizzly or her cubs is a dead man to say the least. Talk about an idiotic death.

Give your girlfriend the kind of gift that remind her that your love is the kind that was brought on by raging hormones, reckless decision making such as marrying a few days later, you killing your cousin after offing your best friend in a gang war between your families, you two running off together in a tomb, poisoning yourself while she faked your death, and she dying by her dagger. Yeah, that’s what I call true love. Yeah right. It’s just tragedy, simply reckless tragedy, folks.

Sure this may not be Elsa from Frozen, but it’s not like little girls will know the difference, at least at first. Still, in her icy domain, she’s just so adorable in that little blue dress and crown as well as her furry muff.

Of course, this Teddy bear might be for babies since it has cute little footie pajamas. Nevertheless, this is something any little kid could love and want to go to bed with.

Of course, this adorable Teddy Bear doesn’t look that bad in his little boxers. But I’m sure they help conceal his naughty bits if you know what I mean. Still, love how he seems so buffed up in them.

Of course, Cuddlebut only took up surfing just so he could get closer to all the exotic ocean fish at high tide. Unfortunately, he’d be chased to the shore by whales and sharks wanting to eat him.

I see a lot of wedding bears from the internet. Maybe it’s because weddings are popular occasions for giving these things. Nevertheless, they do make a cute couple don’t you think?

Of course, you know he’s a doctor since his little Furst Aid medical bag contains a bandage and a thermometer. Still, I kind of wish he had a little stethoscope with him but who am I to judge? Still, he’s adorable.

Of course, unlike most bears, Clawson caught his salmon with his fishing rod instead of just by his own claws near the waterfall. Thought it was just more efficient that way.

Of course, only a police Teddy Bear could be equipped with handcuffs and not seem to have anything ironic about it. Still, hope he doesn’t go after any innocent black bears (then again, in my area the only bears around are black bears).

Unsurprisingly, this Teddy Bear is by the Vermont Teddy Bear Company, where maple syrup is one of the state’s products. Still, wonder why the company doesn’t have a Teddy Bear representing all 50 states.

Of course, I know aviators today don’t wear that kind of gear as much as they used to. Still, I think this Teddy Bear is so adorable anyway. Yet, I’m not sure if I’d want to fly on his plane though.

Now this might be a perfect Teddy Bear for my sister, who’s an art major at VCU. Well, at least she started out as one. Nevertheless, you have to like seeing him with his little beret, paintbrush, and palette. Also, it seems like he’s got a few stains on his little apron.

Sure she may be a beary godmother but that doesn’t mean she won’t go after the mice and pumpkin before turning them into a coach and footmen. Still, this is simply adorable.

Now despite being a beary princess, you’d probably wouldn’t want to lock her in a tower. Seriously, bears don’t take it well. Nevertheless, I love that pretty pink dress.

Now I bet that this bear chef cooks with all natural ingredients instead of stuff he found at somebody’s camp site. Still, you have to love him in his little chef’s outfit.

Now I know railroad engineers don’t dress like that these days. Still, he wears his little red handkerchief quite well with his little overalls and cap.

However, unlike most BMX bears, he’s not wearing a helmet on top of his hoodie which isn’t a great idea. Still, he seems quite classy in his skull and crossbones shirt, cargo shorts, and sunglasses.

Not sure if this mama bear baked the pie herself or stole it from from someone’s picnic basket. Either way, she’s just so adorable in her red, white, and blue dress.

Of course, this mama to be bear may be quite friendly and mostly in hibernation at first. But when a bear becomes a mama, she certainly becomes a force to be reckoned with. Get between her and her babies, and she will tear you apart. Seriously, after the cubs are born, don’t ever piss her off!

Though penguins are cute animals, they actually live in the Southern Hemisphere and don’t coexist with Inuit or Arctic wildlife. Still, I love how that bear looks in its cute little parka.

Yes, this little handybear doesn’t fix stuff with a pencil or rule. He’s just handy with love and he’s no fool. He just fixes broken hearts because he knows he surely can. Fixing 24 hours a day.

Of course, you have to love how he does his little paw salute. Nevertheless, I wouldn’t want to be scrubbing the deck while wearing that outfit though.

Either that, or this teddy was just looking for love in all the wrong places, naturally. Still, hope he gets well or finds the right person.

Now I’m sure this bear thinks the goose is delicious (well, a wild bear would). Still, you have to love her adorable 18th century dress and cap.

Of course, if anyone found a bear trying to resuscitate them in the ambulance (or driving one), most would pass out from shock. This is where the defibrillator comes in handy.

Then again, this bear could be a nurse for you sometimes can’t really tell in the operating room. Then again, nurses usually wear scrubs in the hospital while doctors don on lab coats outside the OR.

Sure he may be a vampire with fangs, but he’s far more cuddly than Edward Cullen from the Twilight series and much cuter, too. Still, doesn’t seem pale by any means.

Of course, while he may be saving people and fighting fires on the outside, inside his heart is on fire and burning for love and cuddles.

Man, she wears a dress similar to what a lot my teachers did while I was at Mendon. Of course, she’s much more adorable than any of them there.

Now this cowpoke seems to be quite fancy for a rodeo or a shoot out. Still, he does look cute in his red shirt and blue jeans even if you don’t want a cow near him.

Of course, he may go try out his skies in the Rocky Mountains or at Seven Springs this year. Yet, he certainly looks so cute in his sunglasses and snow gear.

Of course, this Teddy Bear is probably the only one you can possibly trust with a hive. Seriously, real bears rip these places apart for the honey.

Of course, unlike the popular chubby winged baby images, Cupid in Classical mythology was a handsome young man barely out of his teens. Then again, I wonder if there’s a Teddy Bear of Pysche.

I don’t know about you but I think this is probably a very funny Teddy Bear creation from the Vermont Teddy Bear Company. Sure he’ll probably turn you into something mindless and undead, but he’s so irresistible to say the least.

She may be bossy but you have to love her beehive crown as well as black and yellow dress. I mean she’s so cute that she might as well be sweet as honey. Yet, she may sting.

Of course, this was a creation by the Vermont Teddy Bear Company in wake of the 2008 federal bailout to the jerks on Wall Street. I’m not sure that the money lent was ever paid back in full. Probably not.

Of course, Ted might’ve taught us that not all Teddy Bears are as sweet an wholesome as they’re created to be. Still, I think this is kind of funny.

Yes, this is a Teddy Bear of the Queen of Great Britain in her royal regalia. And yeas, the crown does seem to be bigger than her head. Still, she’s still so cute as a bear if you look at it.

Now this bear looks adorably badass in his black leather, sunglasses, and denim. However, he forgot to follow one important lesson in safety which is to wear a helmet.

“To bear, or not to bear, that is the question—
Whether ’tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Hives and Berries of outrageous Fortune,
Or to take Claws against a Fleas of troubles,
And by opposing, end them? To die, to sleep—”

Of course, in the original Arthur Conan Doyle mysteries, Sherlock Holmes didn’t wear his tweed coat or his deerstalker cap he’s seen with in the Basil Rathbone movies. However, he did smoke a pipe as well as got on Watson’s nerves from time to time as an eccentric roommate on Baker Street.

No, the Spock Teddy Bear isn’t a dog. He just has his ears turned pointy like a dog’s because he’s a Vulcan (which you don’t want to see at Pon Pharr). Also, I wonder if Captain Kirk’s bear has a thing for alien green bear girls or just girls in general.

Sure they may be adorable but these cute little Teddy Bears are certainly not for kids. Nevertheless, they’re pretty funny in full gimp gear in all.

Yes, this swinging swashbuckler manages to outwit and disarm bad guys as well as steal your heart. Nevertheless, that outfit is simply adorable.

Sure he may be in his “Jailhouse Rock” phase. But after he gets married and joins the army, his days of Vegas as well as peanut butter and banana sandwiches won’t be far behind.

Of course, Santa and his wife are so iconic in stature that I couldn’t just leave them out of this post, even if Christmas is over. Nevertheless, the really do make an adorable couple.