Iron Man Inspired Marvel Comics Craft Projects

Posted by historymaniacmegan on March 29, 2016

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Like I said before about comic book superheroes, while they tend to seen as something loved by geeks, they are part of the American cultural heritage that must be recognized. Seriously, many of your DC and Marvel superheroes have been around longer than Star Trek, Star Wars, Harry Potter, and many popular TV shows. Hell, Super Man, Batman, Wonder Woman, and Captain America have been fighting bad guys in comic books before television. The X-Men and the Avengers originally got together before you’ve ever heard of Trekkies or Jedi. Nevertheless, while many fans might go for the merchandise, some creative types might salute their superheroes through their art. And of course, there are superheroes in the Marvel Universe who like to make things. Maybe not craft projects. After all, while Tony Stark can make a radioactive heart and an Iron Man suit. Hell, he even made a heart with a new element in his workshop. However, most craft projects aren’t as sophisticated as what Tony Stark makes in his man cave. Yet, some people do have craft projects in their workshops or their garage. Nevertheless, you find plenty of Marvel craft projects on Pinterest if you take a look. So for your reading pleasure, I present to you a trove of craft projects inspired by Marvel Comics.

Seems like the Star Lord has a mug with his name on it.

Well, the Star Lord needs to have his own drinking vessel. Doesn’t he? I mean he has to eat and drink.

2. Even Captain America needs his cup of joe in the morning.

Yes, this is a patriotic coffee mug for a patriotic superhero. Let’s hope Cap’s brand is still around.

3. Cuddle up with this Spider Man crocheted web blanket.

And yes, it’s of a web with a big black spider on it. Sure Spider Man is a popular superhero. But spiders are a popular phobia.

4. Avenger bows, assemble!

Yes, these are for young girls. And they are of the Avengers. Also includes one for Loki who’s not. But he’s such a great villain that there was a demand.

5. Step out in a pair of these Avengers heels.

These are covered with Avenger comic books. Or at least comic book paper.

6. If you love Spider Man, then cuddle up with this amigurumi.

Not sure if this guy could spin a web. But he sure looks somewhat adorable. Not sure about the eyes.

7. This tesseract cube will light up your room.

Yes, apparently you can make your own tesseract. Would’ve saved Loki lots of trouble if he had such knowledge.

8. Salute America’s favorite super soldier with these Captain America shield earrings.

Because a great weapon should have an image to become a great fashion accessory. Still, I think I split an earlobe with earrings that big.

9. Plant some flowers in your neighborhood Spider Man.

The kind of superhero flower pot that was inspired by one who was bitten by a radioactive spider. And one that contains spiders, too.

10. This Captain America crocheted buddy is bound to have lots of patriotic action.

Yes, he’s a super soldier with a super shield. And he’s super cute, too. The one in the movies isn’t bad looking either.

11. These Captain America barrettes will achieve any patriotic hairstyle.

Yes, these operate by the same notion as their Batman counterparts. Still, they’re pretty.

12. Lounge around in a pair of these Spider Man slippers.

Not sure if these are for an adult or a child. Still, might make great chew toys for dogs if left out long enough.

13. There’s nothing more beautiful at Stark Industries than this Iron Man Bow.

This one is gold and red with Tony Stark’s radioactive heart. Which goes broke in the second film where he has to make a new element.

14. Nothing’s more Spider Many like a Spider Man spider.

I have to admit, I know people would freak out over this. But I think it’s pretty clever. After all, Spider Man does have a spider emblem.

15. For Guardians of the Galaxy fans, you can’t go without a sampler like this.

Yes, that’s an image of the role Vin Diesel was born to play. And of a houseplant that could really follow directions.

16. Gardeners would grow great flowers with these flower pots assembled.

Includes Captain America, Iron Man, Hulk, and Thor. Let’s just say I prefer the Chris Hemsworth Thor to the comic version. For obvious reasons.

17. These Avengers pillows would look wonderfully assembled on any couch.

Consists of Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Hawkeye, and Black Widow. Love the colors on these.

18. Seems like Groot and Rocket are such great friends.

Yes, this is somebody’s craft project which I found on Pinterest. And yes, it’s so adorable. Baby Groot is so cute.

19. This patriotic stool might give you a lift.

Now you can reach for that shelf by stepping on Captain America’s shield. I’m sure he wouldn’t be too happy.

20. Those in college Greek life might enjoy these Avengers paddles.

These are Avengers sorority paddles. Let’s just say I’m not a big fan of frats or sororities. And I’m glad I went to a college that banned them.

21. This Thor jewelry set is among the finest in Asgard.

Thus, this Thor jewelry set of thunder bolt earrings and a Mjolnir pendant necklace should only go to he who is worthy. Still, it’s Thor’s symbol.

22. Nothing makes a better spread than this crocheted Captain America blanket.

Also doubles as a small rug. Either way, this kid seems to enjoy it.

23. Nothing is more cuddlier in a pot than this plush dancing baby Groot.

You honestly can’t help but love this. Seriously this little tree is adorable.

24. For an Avengers party, nothing is better than this Captain America hair piece.

I think some mom was wearing this for a superhero party. Still, it’s pretty.

25. These Avengers panels look great when assembled.

Includes Thor, Hulk, Captain America, Spider Man, and Iron Man. However, Spider Man isn’t in the Avengers movies since he’s owned by Sony.

26. Deadpool fans would certainly adore this hat.

Not really familiar with Deadpool. But this hat is pretty cool.

27. With the Avengers, you’d always have enough members for a charm bracelet.

Wonder why all the Avengers don’t have charm bracelets like these. Might’ve prevented Civil War (though when I hear it, I think of an entirely different conflict).

28. Be a superhero in your kitchen with these Avengers pot holders.

Let’s just say, these will protect your hands while you’re holding pots. Unless you have hands like Bruce Banner when he’s angry.

29. Wrap yourself in this Avengers quilt.

It’s a rather colorful Avengers quilt. Still, these little Avengers are so adorable.

30. Remember, always be yourself unless you can be Deadpool.

Because I hear that Deadpool is cool. Of course, he was initially depicted as a villain. But he’s such as badass.

31. Those at S.H.I.E.L.D. lay their heads on knit pillows with their own insignia.

Sure S.H.I.E.L.D. is supposed to be a secret government organization. Yet, it has its own insignia like MI-6 in James Bond.

32. When it comes to samplers, this Iron Man one glows in the dark.

And yes, this Iron Man one gives electric shocks. Still, looks pretty cool though.

33. Snuggle up at Asgard with your very own Thor pillow and hammer.

The Fluff hammer Mjolnir only belongs to the pillow who is worthy. But this is adorable.

34. This Avengers bar stool is well assembled.

This is made from Captain America’s shield, Thor’s hammer, and the S.H.I.E.L.D.’s logo. Pretty creative if you ask me.

35. Captain America quilt is meant to be draped on any patriotic superhero.

Yes, this is the quality American super soldier quilt. And yes, it’s incredibly awesome.

36. Surely Thanos would even envy this Infinity Gauntlet bracelet.

I think the Infinity Gauntlet is from Guardians of the Galaxy which is said to belong to Thanos. Still, I think this is very pretty. Love the stones on this.

37. No little super soldier could ever do without this Captain America pillow and shield.

Not sure if the shield works like a discus. But this is so adorable if you ask me.

38. “Doth Mother know you weareth her drapes?”

I think this might be from the Avengers since it has Iron Man and Thor. But it’s pretty funny. Thor hath a great sense of humor.

39. Keep your Avenger head warm with these crocheted beanies.

This includes Hulk, Loki, Thor, Captain America, and Iron Man. Sure Black Widow isn’t included. But Hawkeye isn’t either. I mean neither has an iconic headgear.

40. These Avengers finger puppets are sure well assembled.

Consists of Hulk, Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, and Hawkeye. Sure they’re cute but unfortunately Black Widow isn’t included. Just like in the merchandise.

41. Nothing makes a warmer blanket than one having these Avengers assembled.

These are adorable. Still, in the movies Wolverine and Spider Man aren’t in it. But they’re pretty popular in Marvel.

42. Hand puppet, Avengers, assemble!

Consists of Hulk, Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America. Not sure how anyone would react their action scenes in Avengers puppet shows.

43. For Iron Man, nothing shines brighter than his reactor heart.

This is the heart Tony Stark created in Iron Man 2 in which he invented a new element. Still, it’s rather pretty.

44. Carry your things in this Captain America shield purse.

Seems like a rather simple design. Not sure if it would make a great discus. But I think you can hit something with it if the moment arrives.

45. Adorn yourself with this lovely tesseract bracelet.

I’m sure this is a lovely bracelet Loki would approve of. Let’s hope he’s not wearing it when he’s in the form of mare (it’s a story Loki doesn’t want to discuss).

46. Keep your candy safe in your very own neighborhood Spider Man candy dispenser.

Seems like you use a glass bowl with a flower pot. Still, would like to try the candy in this one.

47. Grace your front door with your very own Captain America wreath.

This red, white, and blue wreath has Captain America’s shield. Also doubles as a 4th of July wreath.

48. Seems like Beast certainly looks great on a piece of embroidery.

For some reason, this blue X-Man kind of reminds me of Yoda with glasses. But he’s probably not.

49. “You have failed me, brain!”

Yes, this is another Deadpool stitching pattern. Not sure why he’s so popular among embroidery people.

50. Seems Spidey has gotten tangled in his own web.

I think this is a crochet art display in an art museum. Still, want to know how Spider Man will get out of this one.

51. Nothing is better playground fun than a groot swing.

I wonder if this was made from a tree. Seems like it. Still, this is clever.

52. In Asgard, this cord rope Mjolnir is for one who is worthy.

I’m sure it’s for decoration. Because you can’t really hit anyone with this thing.

53. Light up your room with these Avengers’ lamps.

Lampshades have comics on them. Bases have action figures. Come in 2 varieties.

54. Pin some stuff on your very own Avengers bulletin board.

Seems like you can find Avengers fabric if you can find the right location. It’s also lined with orange ribbons and white buttons.

55. Be the patriotic maven in your kitchen with this Captain America USO girl apron.

This is based on the USO girl outfits you see in the first Captain America movie. Doesn’t seem far from the outfit in the film.

56. Nothing makes play time more fun than these Avenger peg dolls assembled.

Includes Hulk, Iron Man, Captain America, Spider Man, Thor, and Wolverine. All so cute.

57. Seems like this tapestry belongs to a member of HYDRA.

To be fair, HYDRA’s logo is pretty cool. But it does look pretty evil if you ask me.

58. This Marvel Avengers quilt is a real patchwork job.

Well, a checkerboard patch work of Avengers logs and comic spaces. Seems pretty cool though.

59. Seems like Spider Man is spinning a web on the upholstery.

Sure you might think this is fine furniture. Until you notice that the cushioning depicts Spider Man. Still, I’m sure Peter Parker can’t afford this if his life depended on it.

60. Perhaps you’d want a scarf with Spider Man fingers.

Not sure how these were made since they kind of look creepy. Perhaps they should be on a suit.

61. Light up your home workshop with your very own Iron Man lamp.

Seems like it’s an Iron Man action figure with a lampshade on top. Then again, the lampshade does match the suit.

62. A Captain America shield rug would look absolutely great in any patriotic bathroom.

Not sure if I have a bathroom that could fit this. But it sure looks pretty cool.

63. If you want great lighting style, this Tiffany Iron Man lamp is divine.

It’s the lamp of Iron Man’s mask. Yet it appears to be made by a bunch of stained glass pieces. Not for practical use other than lighting.

64. Keep warm in the Marvel Universe with this fleece blanket.

The Avengers seem to be all over each other in this one. But the blanket sure looks warm and comfy.

65. This Tiffany Captain America shield lamp is bound to look bright on any wall.

This kind of reminds me of light coming into a stained glass window. Nevertheless, don’t use it as a weapon or as sporting equipment.

66. These Iron Man gloves will surely keep your hands warm.

Well, sure it would keep the hands warm. Fingers, on the other hand, not so much.

67. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Avengeowls.

Well, they have Hulk, Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, and Loki. The Iron Man one seems like a robot. Anyway, these are adorable.

68. Here we have a Spider Camel walking across a parking lot.

Yes, this is a Spider Man camel sculpture. I don’t think it’s for sale. But it exists.

69. This Spider Man sampler glows if you turn off the dark.

And as you see, one half is in the light while the other is in the dark. The dark side brings an eerie glow.

70. This Captain America necklace has a great patriotic pendant.

Not sure if it was crafted or manufactured. Either way, it sure seems lovely to wear.

71. This crocheted Spider Man hat is bound to keep your little one warm.

Sure it has some black, white, and red tassles on the side. But it sure looks cute on that kid.

72. When it comes to a patriotic panel, nothing beats Captain America’s shield.

Though made from strips of wood, it was cut in a circular shape. How it was accomplished, I’ll never know.

73. On this sampler, Captain America understood that reference.

Well, that’s a rather popular reference by Captain America. So I understood that reference.

74. Bundle up with this Spider Man hat and scarf.

Not sure if I want to wear something with eyes like that. But it’s Spider Man so I guess it’s cool.

75. For your drinks, set them on these Captain America shield coasters.

These may not protect you against bad guys. But they’ll protect your table from damage when you need to set a drink.

76. A person who owns this sampler is burdened with glorious purpose.

Yes, Loki, I get it. But why do you have to be still irresistibly evil?

77. Any smart mutant is bound to have a pair of these earrings.

I’m sure these would go with the red X-Men jumpsuits. Still, Professor X’s school doesn’t have much of a safety policy if you ask me.

78. These Avengers bows are so sparkly.

These consist of Black Widow, Captain America, Thor, Iron Man, Spider Man, and Hulk. Each is pretty in its own way though.

79. Anyone burdened with glorious purpose would enjoy this Loki pillow.

This one even has the famous Loki horns. So cute though. Still, my dad can’t believe that the guy who plays Loki has lighter hair in real life.

80. Guess we have a piece of Groot’s trunk here.

I think this a wood carving that was featured on Etsy. Love how it uses the name tag format.

81. A tie dye Captain America T-shirt enters on a great patriotic groove.

Then again, when it comes to superheroes, a Captain America tie dye is the easiest to pull off. Too bad Cap was frozen during the 1960s (at least in the movies).

82. On this quilt, every Avenger has their own line.

Includes, Hawkeye, Thor, Black Widow, Iron Man, Captain America, and Hulk. And each line has their colors and symbol.

83. “I’m with you till’ the end of the line.”

You have to admire how Captain America is willing to stand by his friend Bucky Barnes. Seeing his best friend like that must be a rather painful experience for him. Much like how Katniss was when Peeta was hijacked. At least he got better.

84. Take a Spidey drink with this Spider Man wine glass.

This one has Spider Man’s face painted and is tied with a black ribbon with white dots. Classy.

85. With a crocheted hat and shield, any kid could be Captain America.

The hat has wings and braided red, white, and blue strings. Nevertheless, this is adorable, especially in front of the flag.

86. This Mjolnir necklace should be worn around one who is worthy.

Sure it might not generate lightning bolts. But it sure looks beautiful.

87. Seems like Groot sprouted some leaves.

Don’t think Groot had any leaves in Guardians from the Galaxy. Still, this is so adorable.

88. Peg doll Avengers, assemble!

Yes, it’s another set of Avengers peg dolls. But this set has Black Widow and Hawkeye.

89. A crocheted Captain America beanie is a rather patriotic one.

Not sure what it would look like on someone’s head. Still, this is quite creative.

90. Seems like the Avengers are assembled on this table.

Then again, I’m not sure it’s even a table. But it has the Avengers on it so it goes on this post.

91. There’s nobody in the galaxy that can resist this plush Groot.

Yes, this is a plush Groot, a character that’s practically a walking tree in the movie. Still, this is adorable.

92. Light up your room with this Spider Man glass block.

Seems like they have a lot of glass block art for some reason. Not sure if this Spider Man was a decal.

93. You can easily assemble these Avenger nesting dolls.

Includes Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Nick Fury, and Loki. And Loki already has issues with inferiority.

94. Your party is sure to be well assembled with these sparkly Avengers wine glasses.

These consist of Thor, Captain America, Iron Man, and Hulk. And are probably used for decorative purposes only.

95. There’s nothing more fearsome around like this Wolverine crochet doll.

Yes, he may be indestructible and have adamantium claws. But like Hugh Jackman, you can’t resist this one.

96. In the crocheted world of Guardians of the Galaxy, you can’t beat this Groot.

Seems like there’s more of Groot on here than the other Guardians of the Galaxy. Then again, he’s pretty iconic.

97. At X-Men Academy, cuddle up with this Wolverine pillow.

This pillow may be quite cuddly. However, understand that Wolverine is anything but.

98. Seems like they carved a dancing baby Groot on wood.

Sure it’s a piece of wood. But the image of a dancing baby Groot never gets old.

99. I’m sure this sampler will be beloved by anyone who adores the best Marvel villain.

Yes, Loki is a weasel and incredibly evil. However, in other ways, he’s pretty misunderstood.

100. These Avengers pendant necklaces really go together.

Each Avenger image is taken from the comic book illustrations. Still, I like the look of movie Thor better as anyone would guess.

Marvel Comics Merchandise Straight From Stark Industries

Posted by historymaniacmegan on March 25, 2016

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As we know from the DC Comics merchandise post, companies love to do product placement for superheroes whether they appear in cartoons, TV, or in the movies. And yes, Thor probably should have his own shampoo. But unfortunately, this is a parody so you won’t be able to find any Thoreal on any store shelves or on Amazon. Sorry for those who wanted to get Thor’s silky Asgardian golden locks. Still, Marvel Comics superheroes tend to have considerable merchandise, even today. Of course, if you’re a lady superhero, you’re probably not going to get much merchandise in your image even if you’ve appeared in 4 Marvel movies. And it’s because Marvel feels that catering to boys is more profitable as well as consist of a bunch of sexist pricks. Sorry, Black Widow, yet you should get your own movie. But I’m not sure if Marvel will get around to it any time soon. Also, Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy seems to be getting screwed out of the merchandise as well. Not to mention the women from X-Men, too. Nevertheless, when it came to Marvel merchandising, I tried to find some of the more ridiculous products since they tend to incite giggles. Some might seem inappropriate. Others are just plain weird. But whatever the case, I went great lengths to find such merchandise. So for your reading pleasure, here is an assortment of Marvel merch for you to enjoy. Or not.

A Captain America shield coffee table is a must have for any patriotic living room.

Because Captain America is a patriotic superhero. Also, a lot of his merchandise has to resemble his trademark shield.

2. Nothing strikes fear in the minds of criminals like this Punisher action figure.

I’ve shown this one before on a Christmas toy post back in 2013. Still, it bears another mention since he has a large erect gun in his crotch. And it doesn’t help when he’s partway through in transforming into a gun either.

3. No Captain America fan should be without a pair of patriotic winged socks.

Uh, I think any Captain America fan can do without these. Seriously, Cap no longer has wings on his helmet. Besides, who do you think you are trying to get away with this? Hermes?

4. If you like Spider Man, then you’ll like these “Spi” robo dogs.

From I-Mockery: “Few things on this earth bring the word “abomination” to my mind, but I’ll be damned if these Spider-Man “Spi-Dogs” don’t do just that. It’s bad enough when pet owners dress up their animals in ridiculous costumes to make them look more human, but this is really just going too far. So what do robotic dogs who dance to iPod music have to do with Spider-Man? What, you mean you don’t know? Yeah well… neither do I. Gotta love it when completely random companies try to cash in on a big movie even though they clearly have no products that could be logically tied in with it.”

5. For those who really liked Vision from Age of Ultron, here’s a great new ballpark cap you can wear.

Okay, I admit, Vision is a pretty cool superhero. But this hat? Seriously, this just seems like a tacky eyesore.

6. No die hard Spider Man fan could ever be without their very own Spider Spud.

And I thought the Batman Mr. Potato Heads were ridiculous. According to I-Mockery: “‘When a radioactive spider bit Peter Parker Potato, he became Spider Spud. With eyes for trouble, this web slinger uses his starch-strength to mash out evil and save the day.’ You really can’t go wrong with a potato that has a back-story like that. I also can’t deny my desire to store real potatoes in that removable Spidey suit too.”

7. Rid your home of bugs with this Spider Man bug vacuum.

From I-Mockery: “At first glance you might be thinking, “What the hell? Since when does Spider-Man use a gun?” Well, my friend, that’s no ordinary gun… it’s a bug vacuum. It’s a little-known fact that, in his spare time, Spider-Man is a practicing entomologist. Coming in both Spidey and Venom patterns, you can use these vacuums to suck up any bugs you can find. I suppose it’s better than taking the chance of being bit by one, but isn’t that part of the excitement of catching bugs when you’re a kid? Defying death ‘n all? Besides, getting bit by a bug isn’t always a bad thing. Look what it did for Peter Parker!”

8. Get up in the morning to Captain America shield waffles with this patriotic waffle iron.

And it’s all part of this complete patriotic super breakfast. Seriously, this just seems like a novelty thing at the least.

9. When it comes to a superhero party, you just can’t celebrate without a Spider Man balloon.

Well, Spidey, didn’t know a man like you can be so, well, well-endowed so to speak. Well, let’s just say that Mary Jane must be a very lucky woman if you ask me. Oh, shit.

10. Have tons of spidey fun with this Spider Man Crayola Crayon maker.

From I-Mockery: “What better way for aspiring young comic book artists to learn how to draw Spider-Man than with their own homemade spidey-shaped crayons? Ok, so maybe sticking with more traditionally-shaped writing tools is the best way to go, but there’s no denying the fun of seeing the details of Spider-Man’s face slowly getting rubbed out just so you can write “Kick Me” on a sheet of paper.”

11. With this Avengers cologne set, you can finally smell like a superhero.

I don’t know about guys reading this. But do you really want to smell like an Avenger? I mean you might like the Hulk. But that doesn’t mean you want to smell like him.

12. Now you can toss the old pigskin any time with this Spider Man Nerf Weather Blitz Football.

From I-Mockery: “… I’m not really sure what Spider-Man and football have in common unless you compare Spidey getting his power from a spider bite to a football player getting his power from ‘roids. Anyway, NERF is claiming that with the special web-laced grip patterns, you’ll never drop this football even if it’s raining out. After all, why actually practice a sport to get better at it when you can have technology make you look way better than you’ll ever truly be. And hey, since it’s a NERF ball you can go all out during the big game without any fear of being hurt just like a real superhero! “

13. Talk to Spider-Man yourself with this talking camera phone.

Well, the phone is fake. But according to Amazon, “Little superheroes will love carrying around this pretend-play phone so they’re at the beck and call of the next emergency in Gotham.” Wait a second, Gotham? Seriously, Amazon, that’s Batman’s territory. Spider Man usually stays out of that place since it’s in the DCU.

14. Immerse yourself in the pool with this Spider Man swim mask.

From I-Mockery: “In all honestly, I can’t think of a better way to distance yourself from the opposite sex by walking around with this thing on. Of course, you could add in some Spidey Arm Floaties or Spidey Flippers for added effect just to ensure that not a single person on this planet will ever speak to you. Either way, enjoy your new life as a pool recluse.”

15. Help fight the bad guys with speed with this Spider Man Bum n’ Go Web Rider.

From I-Mockery: “Ignoring the fact that Spider-Man has no need for vehicular transportation when he can get around the city via web-slinging: Can somebody please explain to me how the hell adding mechanical spider legs to the base of a motorcycle is going to make it go faster or improve it in any way whatsoever? Hmm, you know what? Don’t even bother trying.”

16. Snuggle up with your very own Itsy Bitsy Spider Man plush doll.

From I-Mockery: “There are some things that Spider-Man was NEVER meant to do… singing and dancing would have to be near the top of that list. Yet here he is doing just that with the Itsy Bitsy Spider-Man interactive plush doll. Having him actually dance to the Itsy Bitsy Spider song has got to be the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to him. And that’s saying a lot consider we’re talking about Peter Parker here.”

17. Nothing goes better with a suit than these Iron Man cuff links.

Okay, Tony Stark may wear an Iron Man suit to fight crime. And he may have the balls to publicly admit he’s Iron Man. However, I’m not sure he’d have the guts to wear such links at a formal party.

18. Guys, pop the question like an Avenger with this Iron Man Nuclear Reactor engagement ring.

Sure it may not be like proposing to your girlfriend with a Batman engagement ring. However, in case you’re Tony Stark and head Stark Industries, you shouldn’t even go for it. Seriously, you might fantasize about doing this. But you should probably go with a real ring instead even if it’s more expensive.

19. Store your gumballs in this Doctor Octopus gumball dispenser.

I don’t know about you. But Doctor Oc seems rather tangled up in his mechanical appendages at the moment. Not sure what to make of that.

20. Like plants? This Spider Man Web Swinging Chia Pet Building is for you.

Then again, I suppose a Spider Man chia head would be worse. But I’m not sure if a plant covered wall is great for Spidey’s climbing abilities.

21. Set your drinks at night with these Iron Man nuclear reactor light up coasters.

Sure coasters are useful since they protect furniture. But light up ones? I think these might be a bit expensive for my tastes.

22. On your table, nothing says togetherness like a set of Captain America and Iron Man salt and pepper shaker set.

Note that in the next Captain America movie, you’d want to keep these guys as far away from each other as possible. Seriously, bring up Bucky and they will not get on.

23. Keep your writing implements safe with this Deadpool pencil holder.

Now you can finally take a stab in Deadpool’s head after he’s taken a few blows. For the love of God, this is so messed up. Also are those brains?

24. Drink like a superhero with this decorated Spider Man goblet.

Spider Man has a pimp cup? Seriously, Marvel? What the hell were you thinking?

25. When you’re in need, just call on your neighborhood Spider Man.

And I thought the toy Spidey cell phone was ridiculous. This one has you dial on Spider Man’s body. Wonder how he’d react when you push his buttons.

26. If you liked X-Men in the 1990s, check out this Bonebreaker action figure.

Okay, he’s not a well known character of X-Men and his legs are in a tank. And when you detach it from him, he has no legs. Also, how does he pee?

27. Or this action figure of the Blob.

From Cracked: “You may remember the Blob from the Wolverine movie or your local Walmart. His mutant power is morbid obesity. This is the “realistic” variant for the Blob action figure, because the standard one didn’t have enough chins. It even has chins all over its legs, and not one but two sets of moobs.”

28. Or an action figure of Wolfsbane.

From Cracked: “Wolfsbane looks like she’s murdered and scalped multiple Don Kings and attached the scalps to her body in ritualistic fashion. If the Internet hasn’t yet produced an erotic fan fiction story starring her and Grizzlor from He-Man, we’re betting it will within 15 minutes of this article being published.”

29. If your favorite X-Men mutant was Banshee, check out this 1990s whistle chest action figure.

From Cracked: “Banshee is a relatively well-known character with a super-powered scream … which they decided to represent here by jamming a whistle into his chest. You blow (into) him. They could have given him a sound chip or something, but no, clearly this was the more dignified solution.”

30. Fans of Doctor Strange might like this Astral action figure.

From Cracked: “Well-known superheroes can make disappointing action figures, too, as Marvel Toys has worked hard to prove for the past 20 years. In this case, Dr. Strange is dead and you have bought his ghost. He seems to be saying “WooooOOOooo I cost you $9.99! BOO!” This was actually a recolored variant of an earlier Dr. Strange figure that was supposed to represent his “astral form” or some bullshit.”

31. Fans of the Fantastic Four may enjoy this action figure of the Invisible Woman.

So she’s supposed to be the Invisible Woman. So is she still invisible if her joints are showing? That’s a trick question.

32. Fans of the Ghost Rider might appreciate an action figure like this.

From Cracked: “And then, there are the figures that someone only buys for a child if they want to give them emotional baggage. For example, check out this figure of Ghost Rider in the midst of his transformation (alternatively packaged as “person burning alive”).”

33. If you liked Spider Man, how about an action figure of Peter Parker’s boss J. Jonah Jameson?

Cracked: “J. Jonah Jameson’s deep hatred of Spider-Man seems somewhat less threatening when he’s wearing his dad’s suit. Also, we couldn’t help noticing that his pants appear to be removable. He has a thong under there, doesn’t he?”

34. And who could forget Peter Parker’s beloved Aunt May who raised him? There’s an action figure of her, too.

Okay, Marvel Toys seems to take Peter Parker’s loving aunt who’s basically his only family at the moment and turned her into a creature of your nightmares. That’s disturbing.

35. This Spider Man plush doll will show what’s really going on inside him.

So this plush toy allows you to split Spider Man open in order to see his insides. Sounds very creepy. But do you think any kid would want to see that? No.

36. Sit back in relax in your very own Spider Man easy chair.

It’s just like sitting on Spider Man’s lap. Except that you’ll have to pay a shitload of money for it.

37. “Avengers Ass-emble!”

Seriously, a pair of Avengers panties? I bet this was Tony Stark’s idea. After all, he’s the wise ass of the group.

38. You can now wake up in the morning with some Spider Man toast in this toaster.

Because nothing makes a kid excited for breakfast than having a burned spider on their toast. Not recommended for those who are afraid of spiders.

39. Take a drink with your buddies from this Amazing Spider Man shot glass set.

Yes, because every time Peter Parker saves the day, he just has to celebrate it with friends in a drinking contest. Oh, wait a minute, how many of Peter’s friends know he’s Spider Man?

40. This Iron Man USB Flash drive hand lights up when it’s plugged into your computer.

You can also set up the hand however you like. How much data does this thing store?

41. Keep your clubs warm with this Spider Man golf head cover.

Not sure if I’d put Spider Man and golf together. However, I think just has a partial body of him followed by a sock tube.

42. There’s no candy more fun than some Marvel candy glo pops.

It’s the kind of candy with a superhero head you give your kid just before their first rave. Available in Spider Man, Hulk, Iron Man, and Captain America.

43. Help out your neighborhood Spider Man with his very own game of Operation.

Are you the kind of Spider Man fan who constantly fantasizes butchering the famous webslinger and taking out his internal organs? If so, then this is the game for you, you sick bastard.

44. Absolut Vodka, the drink of Marvel superheroes.

Well, at least the Thor one is fitting because Absolut is a Swedish Brand. However, we should note that Iron Man is a boozer, Spider Man spends considerable time in movies as a teenager, and let’s just say the Hulk should abstain.

45. Like Ant-Man? Then dig this ant farm.

Not sure how many people liked Ant-Man. However, I don’t know anyone who likes ants or has an ant farm.

46. Feast like an Avenger with this Avengers Jollibee Chicken Joy fried chicken bucket.

This is from an Asian company since I see mostly Asians eating this stuff. Still, not sure if it would make Thor shout, “Another!”

47. Do you work on your very own Avengers desk.

Sure it looks really cool. But most likely you will never have this in your study because it’s probably incredibly expensive. Dream on.

48. If you can’t afford expensive Avengers cologne, may I suggest you go with the Avengers EDT spray?

This is the cheap drugstore version of the kind of cologne scents that make you smell like a superhero. Not sure if it’s as idiotic.

49. Protect your eyes while swimming with a pair of Incredible Hulk swim mask.

From Media Dump: “What’s better than swimming underwater with the ability to see? If your answer is doing so in the image of the Hulk just in case you need to terrify approaching sea monsters, the Marvel must be reading your mind.”

50. For a less expensive desk, this one was brought to you by S.H.I.E.L.D.

From Movieline: “The spartan surface hides a number of compartment, hidden speakers and an iPod dock. The overall appearance calls to mind a possible scene where the members of the team turn to Thor’s Nordic experience to help them decipher the arcane instructions to an IKEA design.”

51. You would have lots of fun with this inflatable Wolverine hammer.

However, there’s a small catch to this. Like you have to inflate the toy by blowing through his crotch. Not sure if this placement wasn’t intentional.

52. Be like Tony Stark by wearing this replica bracelet with his suit summoning device on it.

From Movieline: “It uses the power of magnets to — uh, well, help you out. Plus it is versatile: “Perfect both for Avengers thwarting arch enemies at the top of their game, or for everyday casual/business use.” The bling’s benefits sound impressive: They are axially magnetized in their trademarked “alternating north-south polarity orientation” (ANSPO) — which basically means the manufacturer took one of the magnets and flipped it over.” From Japan, by the way.

53. For a hero sandwich this Montana lunch meat is the thing you need.

From Movieline: “You, too, can feel a kinship with supernaturally gifted heroes by eating machine-stripped, processed and mechanically extruded ham loaf. Europe also has realized the cold-cut windfall to be had, with the Italian company Montana Foods following suit. Heroic baloney in Bologna — who’d have guessed?”

54. On X-Men who could forget Wolverine’s alter ego Wolverine Patch? Well, here’s an action figure of him.

From the Robot’s Voice: ” BattleBrigade.jpg ?You have to give the Biz credit for trying to get out comic-accurate variations on Wolverine, even if they had to dress them up as hideous, kid-friendly monstrosities. This figure is actually a pretty decent version of Patch, Wolvie’s alter ego while in Madripoor, but he’s weighed down by a massive pair of shoulder pads, with robotic knives for machine-powered stabbing. Do not f@*& with Wolverine Patch.”

55. Be a beast in the office with this Hulk Smash Stapler.

For some reason I find it rather appropriate. However, this doesn’t mean Bruce Banner is suited for an office environment. Because he isn’t.

56. Carry your things with this Captain America shield backpack.

Another rather appropriate item. However, unless you’re in elementary school, would you want to be seen with this on? Probably not.

57. See who’s lurking outside with a pair of Captain America binoculars.

Despite having Falcon as a sidekick, Captain America doesn’t seem very comfortable with black people. That is, according to the packaging of this product.

58. Be your own superhero with this Captain America utility belt.

Something seems to be missing from this set. Oh, wait his shield. Shouldn’t his trademark shield be in this. What’s Captain America without it.

59. This Captain America light switch plate will make your room like an Avenger’s.

Uh, do these designers understand that a guy’s crotch is not a great place to put a light switch? Seriously, how many times have I seen this in merchandise?

60. Fix things like a superhero with some Avengers tape works.

Yes, this is Avengers tape. Why would anyone want to use this, I have no idea.

61. If you like the original X-Men movie, you might appreciate these Logan and Rogue action figures.

The Robot’s Voice calls this one “Disco Logan” due to his pose. Not sure when Wolverine learned to boogie during the late 1970s. But I can guess he was probably kicked out of a few clubs for obvious reasons.

62. Now you can save bath time with these Avengers rubber duckies.

Well, at least this set includes Black Widow. Still, while adorable, not sure if these are appropriate.

63. Light up your home with these Avengers deco wall lights.

How would you like to have these in your wall? Kind of makes it seem like the Avengers did some damage.

64. If you want to hail HYDRA, these cufflinks are just the thing.

Hmmm…not sure if you should be wearing cufflinks depicting such an evil organization. And I thought the Iron Man ones were ridiculous.

65. Feast on a meal fit for an Avenger like some Iron Man ramen noodle soup.

Sure it’s from Asia. But I think putting Iron Man’s face on something that doesn’t remind me of poor struggling young adults would be more appropriate.

66. Iron your clothes with this iron man iron.

Iron Man iron, get it? May not be great against villains. But it will sure help out with wrinkles.

67. Move your computer with these Iron Man computer mice.

Now you can navigate the computer screen with Iron Man’s disembodied face. Okay, this is kind of disturbing.

68. When it comes to X-Men Classics, there is always Light Up Weapon Wolverine.

What the hell? By the color scheme you’d think that this was one of those knock of action figures from Mexico. But no, it’s not.

69. In the future, defeat enemies with this X-Men Missile Flyers Future Wolverine.

From The Robot’s Voice: “Apparently, in the future, Wolverine will dress like a giant, muscular bat, put on a scary mask and fly through the night on green, feathery wings to terrify evil-doers. So… Future Wolverine is Batman?”

70. Nothing protects superheroes like Fangor armor in this Wolverine action figure.

From The Robot’s Voice: “I’m not sure exactly what function this “armor” serves. Do the big, hairy boots protect against the cold? Does the fright mask scare off Morlocks? Do the giant grey fingers protect Woverine’s claws against tarnishing? Whatever the reason, the fully “armored” Wolverine looks more like a member of Gwar then any toy I’ve ever seen — which must have something to do with the fact that the head sculpt underneath looks a lot like Glenn Danzig.”

71. For better protection, here’s an action figure of Wolverine in battle armor.

From the Robot’s Voice: “Anti-Magnetism Armor actually seems like something Wolverine could use, since his metal bones constantly make him an easy target for Magneto. Why he also needs a giant grabby claw, I have no idea. Apparently his heavy armor also prevents him from reaching things on high shelves?”

72. If you like Mystique, here’s her in her Wolverine disguise.

Doesn’t seem to make for a convincing Wolverine. Then again, this one probably has Mystique paired with a conventional Wolverine action figure.

73. Make your move on the board with these Avengers chess pieces.

Well, this one is between heroes and villains. However, not sure which positions these pieces play.

74. If you liked Guardians of the Galaxy, then carry your things in this Rocket Racoon backpack.

Not sure if having a raccoon on your back is a good idea. Yes, they’re cute, but this is kind of ridiculous.

75. From Prehistoric times, there’s Savage Wolverine and Crawler-Rex, X-Men: Savage Land action figures.

Think of this as X-Men meets the Flinstones. From The Robot’s Voice: “No nose. Bone claws. Bad haircut. Droopy sideburns. Tattered costume. Skull shoulderpads. Massive shoulders. Tiny waist. Ugly dinosaur accessory. How in the hell does a toy this horrible get made?”

76. Have a face like a superhero with these Avengers safety razors.

Seems like this is collection of very expensive razors that you wouldn’t find in a drugstore. Seriously, how many times will a guy use these before they have to replace the blade?

77. Defeat evil with this Wolverine shape shifter action figure.

How is this action figure a shape shifter? He doesn’t seem to transform into anything except perhaps Wolverine doing yoga.

78. Know what it’s like to be Peter Parker in this Spider sense tingling T-shirt.

Not sure if I’d want a tingling shirt like this. This kind of gimmick might get pretty old after awhile if you ask me.

79. Help Spider Man take down the bad guys with this Spider Man dune buggy.

Another toy with Spider Man using unnecessary vehicle transportation. Seriously, Spider Man can get around with his web slinger.

80. Look sharp in these Spider Man sunglasses.

While we may consider wearing sunglasses with coolness, I don’t see it in this case. Rather I think these shades make you look idiotic.

81. Have some fun with this Spider Man ring toss.

Seems like Spider Man is riding his web like a horse in this one. Then again, it’s probably his usual pose.

82. Spin a web like Spider Man with these web shooter.

You see a lot of these. Some come with different materials like twine, rubberized webs, and water. There’s even a silly string version that could stain fabrics.

83. Going to the bathroom is super fun with this Spider Man toilet seat.

Yes, this is a Spider Man toilet seat. It’s ridiculous like anything. But I had to include it on this post.

84. For a super music soundtrack listen to Spider Man: Reflections of a Superhero.

Yes, they actually had this from the 1970s. Like how Peter Parker is viewing himself in Spidey’s reflection.

85. If you like Spidey, this cologne might help you smell like him.

Because there’s nothing that smells fresher than a guy being bitten by a radioactive spider. Or a guy who spent some time in a full body spandex suit on a hot day.

86. Rock on like a superhero with this Iron Man electric guitar.

Wonder if you can play "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath on there. Then again, that's song isn't really about Iron Man.

Wonder if you can play “Iron Man” by Black Sabbath on there. Then again, that’s song isn’t really about the Marvel superhero.

87. Red Skull is one of the most menacing Marvel villains. Here is his action figure.

Man, sure looks scary. But not killer Nazi scary. More like clown scary. Also seems pretty lame.

88. Get Spidey nails with these bottles of Spider Man nail polish.

So what the hell does Spider Man have to do with nail polish? Because I think it’s pretty ridiculous. It’s a superhero franchise, not a Sex and the City sequel.

89. When you need to go, read some Spider Man vs. Hulk toilet paper comics.

It’s the kind of literature you read while you’re taking a shit before you wipe your ass with it. And yes, they actually had this.

90. Help Spidey save the day with your own Spider Man train.

So why does Spider Man need his own train. It’s not like he’s Spider Hobo on the side. Yet, given Peter Parker’s money problems, I wouldn’t be surprised.

91. If you love Marvel Comics, then this action figure of Stan Lee is a must.

It’s special purpose is making a cameo in a key Marvel superhero battle scene. Nothing else.

92. Wake up like an Asgardian in the morning with this Thor dumbell alarm clock.

Why dost Thor’s alarm clock is shapeth like a piece of athletic gear? Should thy think it be that of a hammer? It dost seem more appropriate.

93. Of course, you can’t go underwater without your Thor goggles.

And they cometh with things. Verily, they seem more like Steampunk gear than swim gear.

94. Wake up in the morning to some Avengers waffles made from this iron.

The Captain America was crazy enough. But at least it was a circle. Not sure if this tops that.

95. Now you can reenact your favorite superheroes with these Marvel Avengers sleeping bag suits.

Includes Spider Man, Iron Man, Captain America, and the Hulk. And boy, do these guys seem like they’re having fun. And they kind of look stupid.

96. Like Spider Man and zombies? This wedding cake topper is for you.

Okay, this is utterly disgusting. Seriously, why the hell did they think it was a good idea?

97. Put your bugs inside this Spider Man bug town.

I’m sure the bugs will find it paradise with these cartoony skyscrapers. Then again, I don’t think they care.

98. Of all the mutant monsters, there’s nobody scarier than Werewolf Wolverine.

From the Robot’s Voice: “Man, I don’t remember the storyline where Wolverine turned into a werewolf, but if it was anything like Captain America’s “Capwolf” Saga, then it must have been a humdinger. I’ve also heard good things about the Werewolf by Night storyline where he gets bitten by a mystical wolverine, turning him into the ferocious Wolverine Werewolf.”

99. Adorn yourself like a warrior with these Thor hammer earrings.

Yes, Thor may be the god of thunder in Norse Myhology. But does that mean hammers make great earrings?

100. Protect your toilet paper roll with this Spider Man toilet paper cover.

Really, how is a toilet paper cover essential? Seriously, why get these whether or not they have Spider Man’s face on them?

Avengers Assembled Dressed in These Marvel Comics Costumes

Posted by historymaniacmegan on March 22, 2016

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Moving on from DC comics, we have the other comic book giant Marvel who also has a superhero movie coming out in May. This one is titled Captain America: Civil War and it pertains to Captain America squaring off against Iron Man. They also have X-Men: Apocalypse coming out later that month which will sadly not have Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. Nevertheless, while DC Comics is better known for Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and a few others, Marvel has more superheroes you’re probably more familiar with. Marvel Comics is responsible for bringing superheroes like Spider-Man, Iron Man, Captain America, Wolverine, Thor, Hulk, Deadpool, Daredevil, Doctor Strange, and Ant-Man. You might also be more familiar with teams like the Avengers, the X-Men, the Fantastic Four, the Inhumans, and my personal favorite the Guardians of the Galaxy mostly because the movie was funny and Star Lord has such a great taste in music. Seriously, the music just makes the movie, trust me. And let’s not forget villains Dr. Doom, the Enchantress, Ultron, Doctor Octopus, Thanos, Magneto, and Loki. Most of these characters operate in the Marvel Comics Universe with locations mirroring real life cities.

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Marvel Comics as we know it was founded by a man named Martin Goodman in 1939 under the name Timely Productions and later Atlas before it assumed the Marvel name in the 1960s. Its first issue would appear in October that featured the Human Torch and Namor the Sub-Mariner which was a great success with 900,000 copies sold. That year Goodman would hire his wife’s cousin as an office assistant who’d later become editor in 1941. That man was Stanley Lieber who’s now known as Stan Lee. He would hold that position for decades except for the 3 years he served in WWII. Also, in March 1941, the Captain America would make his debut which led to 1 million sold. However, most of Marvel’s best known superheroes wouldn’t make their debuts until the 1960s like most of the Avengers (Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow, and Hawkeye), some of the X-Men (with Professor X, Cyclops, Jean Grey, Beast, Angel, and Iceman), Daredevil, the Fantastic Four, Doctor Strange, Spider-Man, the original Guardians of the Galaxy, and Ant-Man. Even still, others wouldn’t be added until the 1970s like Nightcrawler, Wolverine, Blade, the Punisher, Storm, Luke Cage, and most of those you see in the Guardians of the Galaxy except Groot (who appeared in 1960 but wasn’t a member then. Neither would the others until the 2000s). Rogue, Emma Frost, and Kitty Pryde would debut in the 1980s. And Deadpool would appear in the 1990s. Oh, and characters like Quicksilver, the Scarlet Witch, Black Widow, and Hawkeye were originally written as villains.

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As with the DC Comics, it’s not unusual for Marvel fans to dress up as their favorite superheroes for conventions. And while costumes are available, many tend to make their own. And yes, there are cosplayers among the ranks. Some even bring their whole families. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of costumes inspired by Marvel Comics.

Seems like the X-Men are older than I originally thought.

Actually these are the Steampunk X-Men. This consists of Gambit, Professor X, Wolverine, and Jean Grey. Or is it Rogue?

2. Apparently, Loki is plotting something with the tesseract.

Despite being seen as a villain in the MCU, Loki is more of a trickster in Norse mythology. And he wasn’t seen as Thor’s brother either. Either way, I’m sure he was quite popular.

3. “Pikapool, I choose you.”

Now that’s just the worst Pikachu I’ve seen. Still, it’s pretty funny since it’s Deadpool.

4. Wolverine’s claws can slice through almost anything you can imagine.

He can also heal himself, by the way. So that means he’s almost indestructible. Also, he’s the most iconic of the X-Men.

5. Seems like someone is ready for Easter.

This is a cosplay that combines Hugh Jackman’s characters of Wolverine and the Easter Bunny. And yes, it’s hysterical.

6. When you need a spy to climb on walls, Spider-Woman is your gal.

Spider-Woman first appeared in 1977 and was in 50 issues of Marvel Spotlight. Where, at the end she was killed. Her character was relaunched in 2015.

7. Elektra surely knows her way around with her daggers.

Elektra is a Greek assassin as well as a love interest of Daredevil. However, her violent nature and mercenary lifestyle divide the two, for good reason.

Elektra is an assassin as well as a love interest of Daredevil. However, her violent nature and mercenary lifestyle divide the two, for good reason.

8. A baby wolverine is said to be a very rare sight in nature.

Okay, this is a baby dressed as Wolverine with little fangs from the arms. But still, so cute.

9. Among X-Men villains, there are no women as well known as Mystique.

Mystique is a shapeshifter who can take a form of any person and mimic their voice with excellent precision. She also can appear fully naked in a PG-13 movie (though you don’t see some bits).

10. Deadpool seems to dress like quite the gentleman.

However, a gentleman he is not. However, he’s said to be a disfigured and mentally unstable mercenary. Yet, he’s also known to be quite funny.

11. As an Avenger, Black Widow is skilled with high tech weaponry and gymnastics.

However, she’s also one of the most screwed over superheroes as far as Marvel is concerned. So far she’s appeared in Iron Man, Captain America, and the Avengers, and hasn’t gotten her own movie. Also, she doesn’t appear in a lot of merchandise.

12. Avengers family, assemble.

Yes, this is a whole family dressing up as the Avengers. However, I almost didn’t use it due to the dad wearing blackface make up. Sure he’s supposed to be Nick Fury, but still. It’s racist.

13. As a mutant, Emma Frost is sometimes seen as the White Queen.

She was initially a villain and as a leader of the Hellfire Club. She later ends up with Cyclops.

14. When fighting crime, Daredevil doesn’t let his blindness get in the way.

Daredevil’s early life is a tragic one. His mother left him when he was a baby. After being blinded by a radioactive substance, his dad (who raised him) was later killed on a gangster’s orders.

15. I’m sure this girl is bound to cause a little storm.

Because she’s Storm from X-Men. She’s the first black female superhero to play a major or supporting role from either Marvel or DC.

16. Luke Cage is always available as a Hero for Hire.

Luke Cage is one of the first African American superheroes of Marvel. He’s known to have superhuman strength and unbreakable skin.

17. When it comes to the X-Men, Jean Grey always plays a significant part.

Jean Grey is the only female founding member of the X-Men. She’s also a very powerful psychic. Can be nice but don’t hurt her loved ones.

18. There is no better bounty hunter in the galaxy than Logan Fett.

This is Wolverine matched with Boba Fett from Star Wars. Has metal fangs and a jetpack.

19. Guess Rogue isn’t a huge fan of solitaire.

Rogue is a rather unstable mutant who can involuntarily absorb powers, strength, and memories. For a while, her inability to control them almost drove her insane.

20. This baby Hulk is very hard to resist.

Of course, you don’t want to make him angry. Seriously, when it comes to tantrums, Hulk babies are the worst.

21. Ms. Marvel can shoot fire from her hands.

There are actually a few Ms. Marvels. The first one was Carol Danvers who first appeared in 1968.

22. Nobody can ever resist the cuteness of dancing baby Groot.

This is Groot when he appears in the end of the movie. Still, this costume is adorable.

23. Captain America never goes into battle without his shield.

Which he sometimes uses as an overly large discus. Nevertheless, he’s one of Marvel’s best known and most enduring superheroes.

24. Due to her immense powers, Jean Grey is also called, “Phoenix.”

And like a Phoenix, she’s said to die and resurrect several times. So if she falls, she will be back.

25. Mystique is always distinctive by her blue skin.

And thanks to CGI, she can fight with absolutely nothing on her. However, those who dress like her have to wear a suit.

26. “I am Groot.”

Groot is a plant creature from Guardians of the Galaxy. “I am Groot,” is practically all he says. But he is good at following directions, even when he’s not supposed to.

27. Man, Iron Man sure has a nice suit.

This seems quite fancy compared to his other suits. Not sure if it’s good for fighting bad guys though.

28. And where would Captain America be without his Peggy Carter?

Yes, she was his great love. However, you know this isn’t going to last. Because he’ll be spending decades in suspended animation.

29. As a super villain, Galactus is known to drain energy from living planets.

By the way, he’s the primary antagonist of the Fantastic Four. However, his outfit sometimes makes it hard to take him seriously.

30. From Avengers: Age of Ultron are Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch.

And this is how the 2 appeared in the movie. They weren’t referred to as such though.

31. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Cattain America: the first feline patriotic superhero.

Yes, this is a cat dressed up as Cap. However, I’m not sure if it possesses the same patriotic spirit.

32. Who knows where Iron Man would be without his Pepper Potts.

Because Pepper Potts loves him so much that she’s willing to do everything for him. However, they don’t end up together in the original comic series though.

33. From Guardians of the Galaxy, Gamora is a trained assassin.

Like Black Widow, Gamora was also screwed out of the merchandising. Also, I’m sure her green skin will attract the attentions of one James T. Kirk.

34. For the Avengers, there is no foe more notorious than Ultron.

Yes, he’s a living automation and was voiced by James Spader. Still, this is an incredible costume.

35. As we know, Spider-Man always has to have his Mary Jane Watson.

Mary Jane wasn’t Spider-Man’s first love interest or his only one in the comics. But she’s the one most associated with him and soon becomes his wife.

36. Here we have Jean Grey and Wolverine sharing a moment at the fireplace.

I guess this is only in Wolverine’s dreams. Because I know she’s already with Cyclops.

37. If you need a brutal guy who’s willing to kill, then the Punisher is your man.

The Punisher is a vigilante who employs murder, kidnapping, extortion, coercion, threats of violence, and torture in his war on crime. It’s said he was driven into doing such from the deaths of his wife and 2 kids. Nevertheless, the guy is in serious need of therapy.

38. Before the debuts of Luke Cage and Storm, the only black superhero in Marvel was Black Panther.

And no, the guy wasn’t named after the Black Panther Party. Rather his name derives from an all-black tank battalion in WWII. But yes, he’s a badass.

39. “I let Gwen Stacy die!”

No, Peter, you didn’t kill Gwen. You weren’t the one who threw her off a bridge. Besides, she probably died from the fall, anyway.

40. When it comes to Gambit and Rogue, sometimes they can’t live or live without each other.

While their on-again, off-again romance is said to be rather dysfunctional, both tend to be incredibly messed up people. Maybe that explains why they love each other.

41. Oh, look, a little wasp.

It’s a little girl who’s dressed like Wasp from the original Avengers. She’s not the Avengers movie. But she’s in Ant-Man. Also, she can fly as well as shrink, too.

42. As its sentry with all-seeing and all-hearing powers, Heimdall is always on watch for any attacks on Asgard.

In Norse mythology, Heimdall is said to be the whitest of the gods. However, he’s among the darkest in the movies since he’s played by Idris Elba.

43. Seems like this guy’s going to be a little supersoldier.

However, as of now, he’s just a super diaper filler. Still, this is just so adorable to see a baby Captain America.

44. “I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one.”

Even when you look at this, you’d almost think it’s made of metal. It’s not.

45. Apparently, Emma is doing some light reading.

A lot of the Emma Frost costumes tend to be rather skimpy. Sure this shows skin, but at least it’s tasteful.

46. Apparently, he’s a bit a of a little daredevil.

Actually he’s Daredevil. But the same logic applies. Still, he’s so adorable.

47. Okay, what the hell is Spider-Man doing with Captain America’s shield?

This is a Spider-Man and Captain America mash-up. The suit’s in Captain’s colors and the shield has a spider on it.

48. As far as the X-Men are concerned, Nightcrawler surely has a tail.

Sure he might seem like a demon, but he’s said to be a strong Catholic. But he’s also kind of a trickster as well as very entertaining. Played by Alan Cumming in the films.

49. With Tony Stark’s suit, Wolverine is now virtually indestructible.

Yes, this is a combination of Wolverine and Iron Man. And yes, the claws go through the suit.

50. The Ghost Rider is often a rather fearsome fellow.

He’s somewhat of a supernatural biker with flaming hair. Sure he’s frightening to look at. But he seems so badass.

51. While DC has Aquaman, Marvel has Namor the Sub-Mariner.

Sub-Mariner is the son of a sea captain and a princess from Atlantis. Though good natured, he can have a short fuse. And he does tend to misguidedly attack people on land, too.

52. Among the X-Men, the youngest among them is Kitty Pryde.

The pet she has with her is a little dragon called Lockheed. Don’t ask me where she got it from.

53. Looks like Peter Parker decided to dress in layers today.

Well, he’s wearing his Spider-Man suit over civilian garb. But underneath that Spidey suit is a regular teenage boy with regular teenage problems.

54. The Scarlet Witch can certainly cast her own spell.

And she seems to be rather popular among cosplayers as well. Maybe it’s because of her outfit. I don’t know because I found a lot of people dressed up as her on Pinterest.

55. Of course, while the Scarlet Witch is lovely, she only has eyes for Vision.

He’s an android and she’s a bit of a, well, witch. But they seem to look great together if you ask me.

56. If you like the old-school Wolverine from the 1990s, you might like this guy.

I’m sure some people might prefer this Wolverine which was his standard look for a long time. But I prefer the Hugh Jackman version for obvious reasons.

57. Didn’t know that Venom was an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

He’s not. He’s just using the agent in question as a human host. It’s said to be among the greatest threats to humanity in Marvel along with Magneto, Dr. Doom, and Red Skull.

58. If you like girls with green hair, you might enjoy Polaris from the X-Men.

As a daughter of Magneto, Polaris has inherited his electro-magnetic powers. But unlike him, she uses them for good. Also has some mental health issues.

59. Seems like Nightcrawler and Mystique are having a good time together.

Mystique is also his biological mother who abandoned him when he was a baby. Then again, knowing what Mystique did to Rogue it was probably for the best.

60. Apparently, She-Hulk is through with rule books.

As Jennifer Walters, she’s a cousin of Bruce Banner and only has a milder form of his condition. So when she’s in Hulk mode, she retains most of her personality. But that doesn’t stop her from becoming a force to be reckoned with if enraged.

61. With his hammer Mjolnr, here wields the Mighty Thor.

Almost resembles the Chris Hemsworth version in the films. Like the armor and hammer. Nice.

62. When it comes to dealing with the Wasp, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

This seems quite like you see in a movie. However, such cosplays do have their visual effects as you might see.

63. Here’s your neighborhood Spider-Man facing off against Doctor Octopus.

Doctor Octopus is one of the best known villains of Spider-Man. He’s a mad scientist who’s obsessed with proving his own genius and destroying Spidey. Perhaps in order to prove his genius, he should quit trying to destroy him.

64. Apparently, Deadpool appears to have tied the knot.

And it seems that he’s found a perfect match. Sure he may not be the marrying type. But they’ll be a great couple.

65. Of course, you can’t forget Thor and Loki without mentioning their folks.

This is the Asgardian family. In mythology, Loki is Thor’s step-uncle and Sif is his wife. However, Sif doesn’t get much characterization though.

66. Looking sharp in that red suit, Deadpool.

Well, at least Deadpool really knows how to dress. That suit totally matches his outfit.

67. This little Loki sees himself burdened with glorious purpose.

Yes, he may be one of Marvel’s baddies. But he sure looks adorable with his horned helmet and staff.

68. No, that’s not a female Wolverine. That’s X-23.

Well, she’s a clone of Wolverine and was created to be a perfect killing machine. However, this doesn’t make sense to me because clones have to be the same gender as the original.

69. As a Kree fanatic, Ronan the Accuser is the nemesis to the Guardians of the Galaxy.

In the movie, he's willing to wage genocide against the Xandarians. He's also played by Lee Pace who's been having a great career lately.

In the movie, he’s willing to wage genocide against the Xandarians. He’s also played by Lee Pace who’s also portrayed Legolas’s dad.

70. In an alternate universe, Wolverine learns the ways of the Force.

They also have shirtless Wolverine with him. Jedi Wolverine is dressed in robes and has lightsaber claws. Looks awesome.

71. As an Asgardian, Sif is a goddess not to be messed with.

In Norse mythology, she is only known as Thor’s wife and having golden hair. In the Marvel movies, she’s neither with Thor and has dark hair.

72. When outside, Storm is very much in her element.

Indoors, she’s not. But she certainly looks like she is about to cause increment weather.

73. In the second Captain America, Cap and Black Widow fight the Winter Soldier together.

Apparently, Black Widow seems to be passed around as a love interest in the Avengers. In the first one, she was with Hawkeye. In Winter Soldier, she was with Cap. And in Ultron, she was with Hulk, the worst idea of a superhero boyfriend ever.

74. As a couple Black Panther and Storm seem to be made for each other.

Well, they’re the first black male and female superheroes in Marvel. Also, they got married in 2006.

75. Dressed in Green, the Enchantress is one of Thor’s greatest enemies.

However, powerful she may be, she’s nowhere near as endearing as Loki. Because Loki is such a great villain you can’t help but like.

76. As Captain America’s sidekick, Falcon is Marvel’s first African American superhero.

Sure he spends a lot of time in the Winter Soldier helping a white guy. But he sure has nice mechanical wings.

77. For some reason, Stan Lee’s granddaughter seems to really take after him.

Actually she’s a cosplayer. But Stan Lee was nonetheless flattered. This photo is so adorable though.

78. Not sure which side this guy is on.

On one hand, he’s Captain America, a patriotic superhero. On the other, he’s an Imperial Stormtrooper. I’m confused.

79. As a member of the X-Men, Domino is great with probability altering and marksmanship.

She’s said to be a mercenary and was initially bred to be a perfect weapon. Didn’t really turn out that way though.

80. As a member of Hydra, Red Skull is one of the most feared Marvel villains around.

This guy is a Nazi agent who’s said to be as bad as Hitler during WWII. He’s also Captain America’s enemy and is played by Hugo Weaving. You know, the guy who portrayed Elrond.

81. If you need a vampire hunter in Marvel, Blade is your man.

He had is on film series and was portrayed by Wesley Snipes. Yet, he’s a more obscure character than a lot of folks in this post.

82. As a genius inventor and sorcerer, Doctor Doom is one of Marvel’s most famous villains.

While his chief opponents are the Fantastic Four, he’s also faced Spider-Man, the Avengers, and other superheroes. Also, he looks pretty badass.

83. A pirate and mercenary in space, Nebula is a force to be reckoned with.

Her original comic appearances depict her with hair. In the movie Guardians of the Galaxy, she’s bald.

84. As an American hero, Captain America deserves a USO girl’s salute.

Well, at least their costumes match. However, she’s not Peggy. But who cares.

85. Avenger corgis, assemble!

Yes, these are corgi Avengers with Nikki Fury as their handler. And yes, resisting them is futile.

86. While a psychic, Psylocke is also known for her martial arts abilities.

Psylocke originally appeared in UK issues of Marvel as Captain Britain’s twin sister. Now she’s a well known member of the X-Men.

87. Though he might give you rabies, Rocket is no ordinary raccoon.

This is actually a kid wearing the costume. But it almost looks as if it’s straight from the movie and voiced by Bradley Cooper.

88. “Puny god,” says Hulk.

This is when the Incredible Hulk beat Loki’s ass in the Avengers. Yeah, the Hulk is a mean, green machine.

89. This little Star Lord is one of the most lovable in the galaxy.

This is so cute. I really love his little Groot in a flower pot. Sure love to hear what he’s listening to.

90. Don’t tell me that Tony Stark is working for the Galactic Empire.

Yes, this is an Imperial Stormtrooper Iron Man. Still, you have to love what he did with his uniform.

91. Seems like Deadpool has something to day.

Sign says, “God Hates Wolverine.” Best not to take him too seriously.

92. “Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, beauty and the beast.”

However, in this situation, the Beast is from X-Men. In the early movies, he’s played by Kelsey Grammer.

93. Here Vision comes in all his splendor.

Now Vision looked more like this in Age of Ultron. And he was voiced by Paul Bettany who was the doctor in Master and Commander.

94. No one slices and dices with his claws like Gaston.

Well, Gaston Wolverine, anyway. Also, he uses antlers in all of his decorating. Oh, what a guy, Wolverine.

95. Oh, look, a little Nightcrawler.

This is just the cutest Nightcrawler I’ve seen so far. Wonder what his tail looks like though.

96. Seems like Black Widow has struck something up with the Winter Soldier.

Wait until they find out he’s Cap’s best buddy Bucky Barnes. And that he’s seriously messed up by Hydra.

97. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you Nick Furry.

Yes, the furry feline head of S.H.I.E.L.D. himself. And he presently doesn’t seem happy at the moment.

98. Seems like this little Iron Man really takes after Tony Stark.

It’s as if this little guy could be Tony’s son. Or Robert Downey Jr.’s Probably isn’t though. But so cute.

99. Here Loki stands in all his splendor to behold.

Now this is an amazing Loki cosplay. Love his helmet and staff. Yes, this is one of the reasons fans love him.

100. Seems like these Avengers are from an alternate dimension.

Because almost all of them are women. Except for the Black Widower, of course.

DC Comics Treats from Wayne Manor

Posted by historymaniacmegan on March 21, 2016

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When it comes to comic book superhero movies, the food doesn’t get a lot of attention. But if the superhero is very rich, then there will probably be a party at some point in the film. And let’s just say, parties almost always have to have food. For instance, while Bruce Wayne normally spends nights fighting crime in Gotham City as Batman, there are some nights when he can’t put on his bat suit. Because as one Gotham City’s richest and leading citizens, Bruce Wayne has a lot of social obligations he can’t avoid. Hosting parties at Wayne Manor as well as attending them elsewhere is among them. After all, Bruce Wayne is very much a public figure in Gotham City and that’s what public figures do. And figuring that Bruce Wayne spends a lot of time in his batcave and fighting bad guys, you probably can assume he doesn’t have much role in the party planning. So I can guess that the party planning job most likely goes to Alfred or someone else. Nevertheless, somehow there’s some party or another in almost every Batman film. Still, outside the movies, it’s not unusual for many fans to have superhero themed parties with such themed treats. A lot of these tend to pertain to young boys but not always. Besides, while superhero fans tend to be stereotyped as male nerds, they tend to have a lot of mainstream popularity spanning over generations since the 1940s. How else could you ever explain why The Dark Knight did so well at the box office? Sure the nerds might be the ones reading the comic books. But it’s not just them watching the movies, TV shows, or cartoons. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of DC Comics inspired treats. And be sure to catch Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice which comes out in theaters on Friday, March 25. Also, most of these will be Batman and Superman by the way.

No Batman themed party should ever be without a cake of the Caped Crusader.

I have to admit that’s an awesome cake that any big fan would want. I’m sure it’ professionally made and doesn’t come cheap.

2. Any die hard Batman fan is bound to appreciate a cake like this.

This one is of the batcave and Wayne Manor. And I see that the Batmobile is down the road. Like the bats on this though.

3. Batman fans in Japan might take delight in some of Gotham City’s finest sushi.

Okay, maybe I’m being a little stereotypical. But I couldn’t resist showing off such sushi with the Batman sign. That’s clever.

4. Cookies like these can go with any Batman cake.

These Batman cookies were inspired by the comics. Still, I like the ones with the bat signal.

5. No Superman party is complete without these super cookies.

Yes, these are Superman cookies with the Superman symbol. Not sure what it means on Krypton though.

6. For a super healthy snack, this Superman fruit tray has got you covered.

This one contains pineapple and strawberries. Sure it’s not a lot of variety. But Superman’s symbol only comes in 2 colors.

7. A pizza like this can surely do a man of steel justice in Metropolis.

This is a Superman pepperoni pizza. May not be the healthiest thing for you. But I surely appreciate the artistry here.

8. Those who love homicidal clowns would surely adore a cake like this.

This one features Harley Quinn and the Joker who have their fans. However, not sure why anyone in their right mind would get a cake like this.

9. No DC Comics superhero party could be complete without these Justice League cupcakes.

Although I can’t tell you who some of these people are, these do look great. So creative.

10. Whenever Gotham City is in need, they could just flash a bat signal.

Well, this is great bat signal cake. However, when you see this during a party at Wayne Manor, don’t be surprised if your host decides to leave early. Wonder how often that’s happened.

11. Batman cheese sandwiches are bound to make a great Gotham worthy lunch.

On one side you have cheese bat sandwiches. On the other you have cheese bats. Which to choose?

12. Grace your Gotham dessert platter with these Batman cookies.

These are Batman sugar cookies with the Batman symbol on them. Will go well with the bat signal cake I showed earlier.

13. Seems like Batman landed his helicopter on this birthday cake.

Not sure if the chopper is edible. However, I think this cake is pretty cool if you ask me.

14. No Superman party could ever be complete without a super cake like this.

As you see, this cake is for a 40 year old man. Yet, it’s one that shows Superman’s symbol, Metropolis, and some rocks.

15. Nothing makes an awesome Batman party at Gotham City than a cake like this.

Sure this isn’t a cake that comes cheap. But it sure looks awesome to look at.

16. When it comes to Justice League cakes, take your pick.

Includes Green Lantern, Superman, Batman, and the Flash. Guess which 2 will sell the most.

17. Your wonderful superhero party could never be without some Wonder Woman heart cookies.

Not sure what to think of how Wonder Woman’s outfit could be made into heart cookies. But these are quite clever, nevertheless.

18. Now this is a lunch fit for a child in Gotham City.

This batman bento includes fruit bats and a sandwich Batman. I’m sure any kid would appreciate it.

19. No baby shower party in Gotham could ever be a hit without a cake like this.

Not sure what to think about a Batman themed baby shower. Then again, I suppose there could be more inappropriate themes like the Hunger Games.

20. Those with a grittier sense of cuisine might appreciate a Batman cake like this.

I think this one might be inspired by The Dark Knight Trilogy. But you can never be sure.

21. Nothing makes the ultimate Superman party like these cupcakes.

Not only do they have blue, yellow, and red filling, they also have green stuff on them. That’s supposed to be Kryptonite. So Superman probably can’t eat these, even if it’s his own birthday.

22. A Superman fruit tray is sure to be a hit at any super party.

Includes pineapple, watermelon, and blueberries. Still, quite an improvement than the last Superman fruit tray.

23. At a super barbecue, you can’t go wrong with these Superman cheeseburgers.

Nevertheless, these require you to put American cheese on the burger since you’ll need to use ketchup with the details. At my house, my parents usually put the cheese on the buns.

24. To go with your Justice League cupcakes, this cake will make a perfect addition.

This one consists of Superman, Green Lantern, the Flash, Wonder Woman, and Batman. Certainly professionally made. And certainly not cheap.

25. Wonder what’s inside this Riddler cake? Perhaps I’ll never know.

Seems to me that the Riddler is a very popular Batman villain, next to the Joker and Harley Quinn, of course. Still, like how the hat has a question mark.

26. Desserts like these will surely make your Wonder Woman party a blast.

Guess this is for someone who’s turning 50. Still, like how some cupcakes are blue while others are red.

27. A cake like this is fitting for any dark knight in Gotham.

Other than needing to get something for the bat signal, this sheet cake almost seems doable. Like the flour effects on this, too.

28. Grace your super dessert platter with these Superman Rice Krispie treats.

Seems like almost ever treat post I’ve done includes at least one thing pertaining to Rice Krispies. This is no exception, apparently.

29. When it comes to Batman cakes in Gotham City, you can’t get more awesome than this.

This depicts Batman watching over Gotham City. Guess this is for some little kid with very rich Batman fans for parents.

30. These Justice League cake pops would make a fine addition to any DC Comics superhero dessert platter.

I also tend to include at least one cake pops treat as well. These consist of Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, Robin, Wonder Woman, and the Flash.

31. You can’t have a Superman party without cookies like these.

Includes Superman, Superman’s symbol, Metropolis and lit bombs. Let’s hope Superman disposes the bombs safely like in the water.

32. For a Wonder Woman party, cupcakes like these will surely cause a sensation.

And yes, they seem to emulate her outfit. Still, I think these are quite clever if you ask me.

33. Seems like Batman is on top of the bat signal.

And I guess Robin can see it. However, I’m not sure if Batman can. Still, this cake is great.

34. A party needing evil laughs can’t go wrong with this Joker cake.

This one seems to depict him in a jester hat. Nevertheless, he’s his usual terrifying self as always.

35. At any Batman party in Gotham City, no dessert platter can do without Two-Face pretzels.

Called such because one half is blue and the other is yellow. But let’s just say Two-Face is no longer a decent fellow.

36. Within this cake lies a legend.

This one depicts Clark Kent changing into Superman. He always wears his suit underneath since he’ll never know where a hero may be in need.

37. For a healthy snack, this Wonder Woman fruit salad might be what you’re looking for.

This watermelon is shaped like Wonder Woman’s symbol. And many fruits are on skewers with watermelon stars.

38. No super cake could be as majestic as one of Superman’s Fortress of Solitude.

It’s Superman’s place of solace in the Arctic. However, it’s varied from place to place. And I think Superman might need to find a new one because this Fortress of Solitude is threatened by a menace called climate change.

39. A Flash fruit platter will surely help you health quite fast.

Maybe not at the speed of light. But it's no doubt healthy.

Maybe not at the speed of light. But it’s no doubt good for you.

40. For any party at Paradise Island, this Wonder Woman cake can’t be beat.

Inspired by her outfit, it contains her tiara and her Lasso of Truth. Still, I think some fans might enjoy this.

41. Those who like a DC Comics superhero from under the sea, might like a cookie of Aquaman.

Compared to a lot of cookies I've seen this is quite ornate. However, I don't come across anything Aquaman that often. So it goes on this post.

Compared to a lot of cookies I’ve seen this is quite ornate. However, I don’t come across anything Aquaman very often. So it goes on this post.

42. Any little Wonder Woman is bound to enjoy a cake like this.

This one has Wonder Woman’s outfit with a skirt. And it includes wrist cuffs and tiara.

43. For a simple cake design in Gotham, this is the Batman cake for you.

It’s a 2 iered white cake icing cake with a bat on it. Probably professionally made though.

44. If you like the Green Lantern, then this is the cake for you.

Includes a Green Lantern mask and a green lantern. Still, I’m sure fans might enjoy this.

45. No party favors could compare at your super party than these Superman chocolate pops.

Well, they’re just chocolate Superman logos. Probably professionally made but they’re in a tray though.

46. Any boy wonder can always do with a Robin lunch.

It’s main course is a Robin sandwich. Sure it’s not as good as Batman. But I still think it’s quite clever.

47. No wonder lunch could ever compare to this one of Wonder Woman.

Sure it’s over some rice. But I think this is quite cute. Not sure what happened to her legs.

48. Fruit salad like this is always suitable for any caped crusader.

This is a Batman fruit salad. The fact that the watermelon has the Bat symbol cut into it should be obvious.

49. Apparently, the Bank of Gotham City is under assault.

I guess this cake is for a kid since the figures in here are so cute. Includes Batman, Robin, Joker, Harley Quinn, the Penguin, Mr. Freeze, the Riddler, and Poison Ivy.

50. At any Superman party, you always need to have some Kryptonite candy crystals on hand.

Yes, these candy crystals might taste good. But for Superman, they could be the death of him.

51. Who said that superhero parties are for boys?

This a girl cake that includes Wonder Woman, Superman, and Batman. And yes, it’s adorable.

52. No little superheroine’s party is ever complete without these Wonder Woman cookies.

These are cookies of Wonder Woman’s trademark outfit. Nevertheless, do they ever have cookies of the batsuit or Superman’s uniform? I’m not sure.

53. These baby superhero cookies are guaranteed to delight.

These consist of Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman. And yes, they’re quite adorable.

54. Sometimes a Batman cake can just be yellow with a symbol.

Out of all the Batman cakes shown so far, this one seems the most doable. But it’s still rather well made.

55. A Superman themed party can always use a super snack tray like this.

This one consists of baby hot dogs, cheese, and blueberries. Still, you have to appreciate this.

56. When it comes to entrees, Batman pizza is a Gotham specialty.

This pizza is topped with 2 cheeses and a lot of olives. Because the Batman symbol is in black and yellow.

57. At any Gotham dinner, it always helps to serve a slice of Batman bread.

This is just bread that has a Batman symbol inside. And yes, it looks quite awesome.

58. For a more tart taste, there are sour Kryptonite candy crystals.

These are the sour candies that present Superman’s only weakness. Because Kryptonite comes from his home planet.

59. Wonder what’s inside these Riddler canes.

I suppose they’re the popular sandwich cookie that consist of a creamy filling between 2 chocolate cookies. Of course, I could be wrong.

60. Nothing makes a Superman party better than a dessert dish of Kryptonite jello.

Or worse, if you’re Superman. Because if you’re him, Kryptonite is nothing to joke about.

61. Uh, Harley Quinn, I think you might want to get off that bomb.

Okay, it’s a Harley Quinn cake. But even though Harley doesn’t seem too bright sitting on a bomb, it’s kind of cute.

62. Those who like Harley Quinn might dream of a cake like this.

Harley Quinn may have only been in the Batman franchise since the 1990s. but she’s highly popular. After all, they make cakes like this of her.

63. For a more healthy treat in Gotham City, this Batman fruit platter is just what the doctor ordered.

These consist of pineapple and blueberries. Still, it certainly bears a good resemblance to the Batman symbol.

64. Seems like Batman and Robin have found the Joker’s lair.

Not sure if I’d want to go inside. Includes Batman, Robin, Joker, Penguin, Two-Face, and Mr. Freeze.

65. Of course, no DC Comics treat post could be complete without a cake of the Batmobile.

The Batmobile has been a long mainstay of the Batman franchise. And it surely looks quite cool at any rate.

66. Batman brownies are sure to be a hit on any Gotham City dessert platter.

This is just a brownie with the Batman symbol. But I’m sure it’s quite delicious.

67. No Wonder Woman cake could ever be as magnificent as this.

This is probably the ultimate Wonder Woman cake. And yes, I’m sure it’s expensive and professionally made.

68. This is the kind of lunch that’s fit for any Caped Crusader in Gotham.

This one consists of a Batman sandwich. Yet, you see the Batman symbol on other things, too.

69. Who thought that a guy with a tie and glasses could be a superhero in disguise?

This is a Clark Kent/Superman cake. Apparently, Metropolis residents don’t see the association between the 2 other than in looks.

70. I’m sure people will rush to these Flash Rice Krispie treats with great speed.

Well, maybe not at the speed of light. But while I’m not sure whether the lightning bolts are edible, I think give a great touch.

71. For a fruity concoction, you can’t go wrong with Wonder Woman watermelon soup.

Never heard of watermelon soup before. Still, the pineapple Wonder Woman symbol looks great in it.

72. These Batman cookies are sure to be a hit at any Gotham dessert platter.

Unlike the other Batman cookies I showed, these are just bat cookies. And they’re in blue to distinguished the Halloween bat ones.

73. At Gotham City, these Batman bat cookies are hard to resist.

Well, as long as the cookies have a yellow outline. Still, I think these seem quite tasty.

74. Grace your Justice League dessert platter with cookies like these.

I know I can’t identify a few of these. But I think they look quite awesome for any Justice League party.

75. Guess this cake commemorates Batman squaring off against the Joker.

The Joker is probably one of the most dangerous and creepy clowns ever. Not sure what to make about the teeth.

76. A Batman lunch like this will surely be the envy of fans.

I think this might be a Batman quesadilla since it’s seems to consist of a tortilla with olives. But I’m not sure.

77. For some people, their dad will always be Superman.

And this goes for any kid of Lex Luthor. However, if you are one Luthor’s kids, know that he doesn’t want a cake like this.

78. These Batman cookies are sure to make any Gotham party.

This tray consists of Batman, Batman symbol, the bat signal, Catwoman, Joker, Two-Face, Bane, and comic sound effects. Still, these are certainly professionally made.

79. No Batman dessert platter could go wrong with these cupcakes.

These are just iced yellow with bats on them. Yet, they do have black sprinkles for added effect.

80. A Batman fruit tray like this is nothing to grape about.

Because this tray mostly consists of grapes. Yet they’re 2 different colors.

81. Grace your Gotham dessert platter with these Batman cake pops.

These cake pops have Batman’s face on them. Not sure what to make out of that.

82. A Gotham cake with a bat signal is sure to be a real hit.

Yes, I know this is another bat signal cake. But this one is on a sheet. That’s different.

83. Who says that superhero cakes can’t use pink and purple?

Not sure if it’s just for 2 girls or a boy and girl. However, I sure think it’s cool at any rate.

84. These Wonder Woman macarons surely have stars.

Well, they’re listed as Wonder Woman macarons on Pinterest. But they could easily be for 4th of July if made by then.

85. Get a piece of this Flash cake since it’ll be gone fast.

Maybe not as fast as the Flash. But I’m sure you wouldn’t want to be in a long line for a piece.

86. Batman cheese and crackers surely make a heroic snack in Gotham.

These cheese on these is quite batty though. But it’s probably quite tasty since it’s cheddar.

87. You can’t have a Justice League baby shower without a cookie tray like this.

Consists of the Flash, Green Lantern, Superman, and Batman. Still, these cookies are adorable.

88. These Batman Rice Krispie treats are a hit in Gotham City.

Well, these are dipped in yellow chocolate before being decorated. Still, not sure if I can make ones as pretty as these.

89. These Flash cupcakes are sure to go fast.

Maybe not as fast as the Flash. But I’m sure the Flash has plenty of fans who’d want cupcakes like these.

90. When it comes to cookies, I assure these are super tasty.

Well, these are Superman sugar cookies. But these also have blue icing on them unlike the other ones.

91. Anyone who likes Wonder Woman will surely appreciate a cake like this.

Since it has the Wonder Woman symbol and is covered in stars. I’m sure fans would love it.

92. If you like Batman, then be sure to be in awe of a cake like this.

Well, it’s a cake of Batman’s head. A little disturbing but nonetheless unique.

93. Any evil clown girl is bound to love these Harley Quinn cupcakes.

These are sure to go well with any Harley Quinn cake. Hey, they might go fine with any Joker cake, too.

94. No Superman party can be a hit without some of these cupcakes.

Some have Superman’s symbol, others have Kryptonite. If you’re Superman, stay away from the Kryptonite.

95. These Wonder Woman cookies will make a wonderful addition to any dessert platter on Paradise Island.

Includes Wonder Woman symbols, stars on blue, and her tiara. I’m sure these are professionally made, by the way.

96. Apparently, Wonder Woman is standing tall on a cake like this.

I’m sure she’s not very edible. However, the rest of the cake probably is. Well, if you don’t count the tiara.

97. This little Justice League cake is one for the kids.

And it seems that Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman got in a little scuffle. But the Flash seems to be all right because he’s so fast.

98. A Wonder Woman star cake is one to surely behold.

Includes her symbol and tiara. Not sure either are edible. But the rest of the cake should.

99. Apparently, Batman has descended into Gotham City.

And it seems Batman’s cape is being blown in the wind. Still, this is a rather neat cake if you ask me.

100. I’m sure you’ll be seeing more cakes like these at parties after Friday.

Yes, this is a Batman and Superman cake. Since there’s a movie about them not getting along, I thought I’d save it for last.

Justice League Inspired DC Comics Craft Projects

Posted by historymaniacmegan on March 20, 2016

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While the popularity of comic book superheroes leads to lots of commercialism and merchandise, there are plenty of fans who prefer to make their own gear. Sure superheroes and crafts might not seem to go together since superheroes are associated with guys and crafts with women. However, we should note that there are plenty of female superhero fans out there as you’ve probably seen in my DC Comics costume post. And there are plenty of guys who do craft projects. After all, wood and metal work also counts as crafts. Besides, a lot of comic book superhero fans do make their own costumes, male or female. Nevertheless, if you go on Pinterest or Etsy, you’re bound to find all kinds of superhero craft projects. Some of them might be made by parents for children. Some might be made by adult fans for themselves or to sell on Etsy. And some might be made by repressed art majors or people with too much time on their hands. But whatever the case, there are people who make these things out of love for their comic book superheroes. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a super assortment of super DC Comics crafts. Note that many of these aren’t licensed by Time Warner. A lot of these will pertain to Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman by the way.

Carry your things while in Gotham City with this Harley Quinn purse.

Love the design on this one. Seems to resemble an unconventional gift box. Yes, supervillains also have craft projects, too.

2. A Batman wreath could always use a cape.

Because the black cape is where you put the bat symbol. A homey addition to any batcave.

3. Be the Superhero in your kitchen with these Justice League aprons.

These include Wonder Woman, Batman, Superman, and the Green Lantern. The Flash isn’t among these because no one could cook dinner at the speed of light.

4. With these Justice League crocheted finger puppets, justice is at your hand.

Consists of Wonder Woman, the Flash, Green Lantern, Batman, and Superman. Nevertheless, these are adorable.

5. Your clothes will always be secure in these Batman drawers.

Not sure if these were a DIY project. But I think these drawers were well painted if you ask me.

6. Be wonderfully chic with this crocheted Wonder Woman purse.

Yes, this is a purse with Wonder Woman’s face on it. Don’t know what to think about that.

7. Keep your money super safe in this duct tape Superman wallet.

Because as nothing keeps Metropolis safe like Superman, so should this wallet for your money. And it’s in Superman’s colors, too.

8. If you’re a fan of the Joker, then you’d enjoy him in embroidery.

Wonder what inspired this person to sew this. Because he sure looks terrifying.

9. Curl up on your couch with these Clark Kent and Superman pillows.

Clark Kent and Superman look so similar. Seems like they could be the same person. Like that could ever happen.

10. Nothing makes your living room nicer than a Batman table.

I’m sure someone made this because they seem to use drop cloths. Like the glass panels but I’m sure this table doesn’t come cheap.

11. Snuggle up in Gotham City with your very own Batman buddy.

Consist of Batman, Robin, and Nightwing. And all of them are so super adorable if you ask me.

12. Those who’d prefer little villains might appreciate this crocheted Joker.

Knowing that the Joker is one of the most vile villains in Batman, this had to be made by someone demented. Still, like the button eyes.

13. Since plants grow green how about a Joker flower pot?

I wouldn’t be surprised if I found out whoever created the Joker was afraid of clowns. Because that seems to make a lot of sense.

14. To make your hair batty, these Batman bobby pins should do the trick.

They’re just bobbie pins with the bat symbol on them. Not sure if Batgirl would wear them though.

15. If you live in Metropolis, it’s best to welcome the Man of Steel with a wreath like this.

This one is made in the same fashion as the Batman one I showed earlier. Yet, if I lived there, I’m not sure if I’d be a fan. After what I saw him do to Metropolis in Man of Steel.

16. Light up your home with your own Green Lantern lantern.

I may not know or care much about the Green Lantern. But I have to admit this is a cool lamp.

17. Keep your little one safe and warm with one of these crocheted Batman and Superman hats.

Yes, it’s Batman vs. Superman with the crocheted hats. Not sure which one will win out of the 2. But they’re cute.

18. It always helps if you have a Justice League dresser.

Each drawer has a superhero on it. This one consists of Wonder Woman, Superman, Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern, and the Flash.

19. Show your support for the Man of Steel with this Superman ribbon pin.

That way, he’ll know you hold nothing against him for nearly destroying Metropolis and Smallville. Still, this is cute.

20. Be the Dark Knight of Gotham in your kitchen with these Batman wooden kitchen utensils.

Of course, Batman isn’t the Dark Knight in his own kitchen at Wayne Manor. He has Alfred Pennyworth and other servants to fill that role for him.

21. If you like the Green Lantern, then you’ll sure be a fan of this quilt.

Hopefully, some of you might enjoy this quilt better than the Ryan Reynolds movie. I heard it didn’t get a lot of good reviews.

22. Any Batman fan is bound to appreciate a crocheted blanket like this.

And this guy surely seems pleased as he proudly holds it up. Not sure if he made it or received it as a gift.

23. This apron is bound to make you wonderful in the kitchen.

This is a Wonder Woman apron. However, as pretty it is, I’d be afraid to wear it in the kitchen.

24. On a cold, dark, night, this crocheted Batman mask is sure to come in handy.

This is made for a child even if it’s a partial ski mask. But I’m sure there are plenty of adults who wouldn’t mind one.

25. For those who love to clown around, these Harley Quinn and Joker key chains wouldn’t hurt.

Both of them tend to be terrifying in their own way. But I’d rather deal with Harley Quinn than the Joker. Because the Joker is no clown you’d want to meet on a good day.

26. For protection, it helps to cuddle up with this amigurumi Superman.

Yes, I know this guy from Krypton nearly annihilated a city while fighting Zod. But he’s so adorable you’d want to hug him.

27. When it comes to Gotham City, the Dark Knight is a bright light of its citizens.

I’m sure anyone would want a Batman glass block like this. Wonder if it gives a bat signal.

28. These Batman bows are sure to look great in anyone’s hair.

Even Bruce Wayne’s if you think about it. But he’d never wear these as we all know.

29. If you’re in need, this bat signal wreath has got you covered.

I think the construct around this wreath is quite clever. Like how the bat signal is tilted so it can seem like it’s a shadow.

30. A Dark Knight of the kitchen always need an apron like this.

However, since this was made for women, it would be quite funny to see Bruce Wayne wearing it. But I think it’s pretty.

31. A Superman table goes well with your super living room.

This is even red and decorated with Superman comics. Bet it doesn’t come cheap though.

32. Speaking of Superman, this throw would go great on any super couch.

This one is blue with the Superman symbol on it. It’s said to mean peace according to the Kryptonians, though after enduring a shitload of collateral damage.

33. It would be unwise not to cuddle with these Batman pillows.

These consist of Batman, Robin, and the Joker. Nevertheless, they’re so adorable.

34. Nobody could ever resist this crocheted Harley Quinn pillow on their couch.

Sure she’s a deadly clown wielding a hammer. But since her introduction in the 1990s, she’s grown to be very popular with fans.

35. Any Gotham City baby would surely appreciate these Batman booties.

Come in two pairs. One is Batman and the other consists of sound effects. Still, both are so cute.

36. No one in Gotham could ever sit in such a regal chair as this.

This is an ornate Batman chair. Not sure if I’d see something like this at Wayne Manor. But it probably doesn’t come cheap.

37. Grace your Gotham City home with your very own Batman wreath.

Don’t really associate Batman with flowers, particularly purple ones. Yet, I think this one is quite cool.

38. Seems like this flower pot Batman is patrolling the streets of Gotham City.

Yes, Batman seems to be on pot patrol. Not sure if you could put a flower in this. But it’s pretty clever.

39. Step out in your Gotham City home with a pair of crocheted Batman slippers.

Not sure what size these are. But the sure look comfy.

Not sure what size these are. But they sure look comfy.

40. A Wonder Woman wreath is a wonderful way to decorate your front door.

It has her symbol as well as her Lasso of Truth on this. Not sure why she has it in the first place.

41. No die hard Batman fan should ever go without a quilt like this.

Now this is probably the ultimate Batman quilt. I think it’s from Etsy but I’m not sure if it’s available. But ogle all you want, Batman fans.

42. When it comes to hunting down Batman in the cold, you can’t do without this crocheted Bane mask.

It’s one of the few crocheted pieces in the world that’s bound to strike terror in Gotham City. Seriously, Bane is a menace, especially if you account that he beat the living crap out of Batman in the Dark Knight Rises.

43. These Justice League bows would certainly wow any DC Comics gal.

Includes Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, the Flash, and Wonder Woman. All in all, they seem rather well made.

44. Which makes the better lamp, Batman or Superman?

Or does it not even matter because both are great in their own way? Otherwise, you go with Batman.

45. This Wonder Woman purse is bound to keep your belongings protected at all times.

Yes, it’s another Wonder Woman purse. But this one is decorated with stars and a gold ribbon.

46. An apron like this makes you the Caped Crusader of your kitchen.

I know it’s another Batman apron. Yet, it’s very easy to make it a Steeler apron if you remove the bat symbol. But I wouldn’t even try.

47. During a Gotham City blackout, it’s best to light candles with these glass Batman holders.

Well, it’s a blue bat symbol which departs from the black one. But I like it, especially with the glitter.

48. On a dark night in Gotham, it helps to snuggle with this crocheted Caped Crusader.

This almost resembles the Batman you normally see. Yet, at least this one has a happier disposition.

49. Drink like a superhero with these Justice League mugs.

Consists of Superman, Batman, the Flash, and the Green Lantern. I’m sure these were all painted on but I could be wrong.

50. Your sweets will always be protected in this Batman candy dispenser.

Yes, I’m sure your M&Ms will be safe in there. That is, until I show up.

51. Because your super baby always needs a Superman bib.

Yes, it’s a crocheted Superman bib that goes with a Superman hat. And yes, it’s adorable.

52. Store your stuff in these Justice League box drawers.

They’re just box drawers with Justice League logos on them. Includes Superman, Green Lantern, Batman, and the Flash.

53. No super baby should ever go without their own shoes, cape, and beanie hat.

Yes, this is a Superman baby set that includes a cape, booties, and a beanie. And yes, these are super adorable.

54. A respected batcave should ever be without a bookshelf like this in Gotham City.

Yes, this is a Batman bookshelf. Why Batman doesn’t seem to have this in his batcave, I’ll never know.

55. Step right out of your wonderful home in these Wonder Woman high heeled shoes.

Sure they might not be the best for your feet. But they sure look sensational.

56. As your own wonder woman, it helps to drink from your own Wonder Woman wine glass.

And it’s certainly a glass Wonder Woman could drink with. Love how it’s painted.

57. Keep yourself warm in Gotham City with this crocheted Batman blanket.

And when it’s spring and summer, it’s great to display on your couch. I’m sure any Batman fan would be proud to have this.

58. Those who love horses will love this Wonder Woman Pegasus.

I’m sure any girl would like to have a red pony with blue wings. Also has a golden star and hooves.

59. Know what time it is in Gotham City with this Batman vinyl record clock.

Let’s hope the vinyl record used isn’t of anyone good. Still, this looks amazing.

60. Scrub yourself clean with a bar of Batman soap.

Because while Superman soap might get you clean, it might produce massive amounts of collateral damage. Batman doesn’t have the superpowers or the destructive mentality to do so.

61. A clown can always keep warm with a crocheted Harley Quinn hat.

Well, any homicidal clown who’s obsessed with the Joker, that is. Still, I kind of like it.

62. Seems like Superman and Wonder Woman got a little house together.

All right, it’s a phone booth. Sure it’s not much but it will be a nice place to change into.

63. Sophisticated clowns always drink from Joker and Harley Quinn glasses.

Remember that the Joker’s is green with a purple bow. And that Harley’s is red with a white bow. But this does seem like an ingenious idea.

64. Remember, when you have enough superheroes in the Justice League, it’s time to make a charm bracelet.

Includes Superman, Batman, the Flash, Wonder Woman, and the Green Lantern. And Superman is included twice.

65. A Superman bib should always come with a red cape.

And this one easily snaps on with no problem. Still, it’s so adorable.

66. I always knew that Batman was a bit of a night owl.

And here is a Batman owl that is there for the avian community of Gotham City. Of course, Bat Owl does eat some of the birds. But this is great.

67. With this Batman dream catcher, your nightmares are taken care of.

Yes, hang this Batman dream catcher and nightmares depicting his rogues gallery will disappear. Or rather turn into great action sequences.

68. You can never do wrong gracing your Justice League home with these panels.

These consist of Superman, the Flash, Batman, and the Green Lantern. And they all seem to be intricately painted in their own way.

69. Relive the experience of Batman with these assorted wooden peg dolls.

Includes Batman, Robin, Batgirl, and Alfred along with Rogues Gallery members Bane, Riddler, Catwoman, Joker, Two Face, Mr. Freeze, and Poison Ivy. Nevertheless, these are all adorable.

70. Welcome guests into your batcave with this Batman door mat.

It’s the kind of rug that welcomes friends and strikes fear into enemies. Like the bat sign in Gotham City.

71. Want to run like the Flash? Well, these tennis shoes should help.

Sure they may not get you to run like the Flash. But they sure look really cool.

72. If you have old wine bottles, perhaps make Justice League lights out of them.

Includes, Green Lantern, Superman, Batman, and the Flash. Nevertheless, these are incredibly awesome to behold.

73. No Bat Baby could ever be complete without their set of batgear.

Includes a cape, a diaper cover, and a beanie. Wish the beanie had bat ears though. That would be cool.

74. Of course, everyone has wished to be Batman at one point.

Says, “I wish I was Batman but I suck at fighting and I’m poor.” Kind of says the same about me. But I could always write Batman parodies and fan fiction. Maybe I should write one about him in therapy.

75. This light switch tells you when you’ll see Bruce or Batman.

By day, the Dark Knight is Bruce Wayne. But by night, he is Batman.

76. This is the kind of chair that’s fit for a man of steel.

And by that, I mean Superman. Because this chair looks as if it’s designated for him.

77. For some reason, the Justice League seems a bit grumpy today.

That’s because this is the Grumpy Cat Justice League. They’re the group of superhero felines that fight crime with scowls on their faces.

78. These Justice League golf covers have your clubs covered.

These consists of Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and Aquaman. And yes, they’re kind of cute.

79. When Gotham’s gardens are in a state of peril, they can always count on the Dark Gnome to protect them.

This is the Batman Gnome. And yes, while he is good, he’s not exactly nice, especially if it pertains to his enemies.

80. Prove you’re home is wonderful by gracing this Wonder Woman wreath on your front door.

This wreath contains stars and the Wonder Woman symbol. All in all it should be great for any home.

81. Those who liked Watchmen, might like this blood stained smiley face pin.

This is a symbol for the Watchmen. I’m not very familiar with the franchise. But I know they had their own movie.

82. A Batman wreath like this will charm your home.

This one seems to contain black and gold ribbons. Take the bat symbol off and it becomes a Pittsburgh Steelers wreath.

83. Before you saddle up, make sure your horse is super comfortable with this Superman saddle pad.

Well, I included a horse dressed as Superman in the DC costume post. So it’s only fair.

84. Starry Gotham night….

This is a Batman rendition of Van Gogh’s Starry Night. And it’s a brilliant one. This is perfect.

85. Those who like the Green Arrow might like this bow.

Arrow is a TV show on the CW which is about him. This could also be used as a bow if you like the Hunger Games, too.

86. Oh, no, the Joker Gnome is on the loose.

Yes, I know who ever came up with this is probably a bit sick in the head. But this is just so funny that I couldn’t avoid putting it on this post.

87. Seems like the Riddler has been a bit catty lately.

Well, this is a Riddler Cat. Not sure how it gives out riddles though. But this is pretty good.

88. Any batcave can’t certainly go without it’s very own Batman mirror.

It’s a mirror that’s shaped like a bat and has other bats on it. Nevertheless, you can’t help but like it.

89. Keep yourself warm with this Justice League scarf.

I’m sure any Justice League fan can’t live without this during the winter. Still, I like it.

90. This Superman dream catcher will ensure super sweet dreams.

And it’s certain to stand up to Lex Luthor and Lex Corp. Also, has his symbol embedded as well.

91. This Batman bib is suitable for any little Caped Crusader.

Like how it says, “Who put my cape on backwards?” So cute.

92. Now you can snuggle up with your own Wonder Woman amigurumi doll.

And this has to be the most adorable Wonder Woman I’ve seen. Still, so cute.

93. Light up your batcave with your very own Batman wall light.

It LED by the way. Still, love how it looks in the dark. Seems rather menacing.

94. Any super home could always use a Superman quilt.

And this one has the Superman symbol emblazoned in the center. But I’m sure it will make a super great addition to anyone’s place.

95. A quilt like this is bound to look great in any batcave.

This one has the bat signal over Gotham city. And yes, it looks really awesome.

96. Wine glasses like these are always ideal in any batcave.

These consist of Batman, Robin, Joker, and the Riddler. Not sure if I’d want to use the Riddler one. Wouldn’t know what’s in it.

97. A super cook always has to wear a Superman apron.

However, I’m not sure how Superman conducts himself in the kitchen. Then again, it might depend on whether he’s Superman or Clark Kent at the moment.

98. Heard of Superman? How about Super Owl?

Yes, this owl flies faster than a speeding bullet. And shoots laser eyes. Not sure if I’d want to see that.

99. Protect your home from evil with these Justice League nesting dolls.

Always have to do nesting dolls for a craft post like this. Includes Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, the Flash, and the Green Lantern.

100. At a party, a superhero always needs to drink from a Superman wine glass.

I’m sure whoever drinks it might cause massive collateral damage in Metropolis. That is, assuming they’re Superman.

DC Comics Merchandise Straight from the Batcave

Posted by historymaniacmegan on March 19, 2016

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Ever since the comic book superhero genre became incredibly popular, this has presented a great merchandising opportunity for companies to sell all kinds of crap. And since superheroes tend to have fans of all ages, the more the better. Seriously, Batman and Superman have been around in the comic book scene since the 1930s their fanbase spans generations. Besides, superheroes in the DC world have had their own TV shows and movies which helps advertisers market lines of toys, posters, T-shirts, or what not. Nevertheless, sometimes product promotion can become quite ridiculous as companies come out with products that tend to be rather inappropriate, not fitting for what the superhero in question stands for, and be potentially offensive. Still, that doesn’t stop them from coming out with stuff. This is especially in the case of the Batman franchise since Batman is probably the most popular superhero within the DC Comics. Sorry, Superman, but Batman is a much more compelling character that people could relate to. Also, he has a Batcave, a Batmobile, all kinds of gadgets, well you get the idea. So for your reading pleasure, here I present to you a trove of DC Comics merchandise. A lot of these are going to be Batman products by the way.

For the smoker, you might like these Batman and Joker Dark Knight tobacco pipes.

For the love of God, you shouldn’t put Batman’s face on drug paraphernalia. I mean his comics cater to grade school children for Christ’s sake.

2. Protect your bathroom tissue with this Batman toilet paper holder.

That way, the Dark Knight of Gotham City becomes the Dark Knight of your loo. Even if such an object makes it hard for me to take seriously.

3. You’ve heard about the Batmobile, how about a Bat van?

Sure I think it might’ve been a good idea on paper. But take fit from me, I don’t think Batman would want to be caught dead driving that thing.

4. Keep your child safe and secure with this Batman car seat.

Sure your kid might like it. But that doesn’t stop the fact that Batman seems to be in a rather uncomfortable position.

5. Be a disturbing lady clown with some Harley Quinn lipstick.

I think this is kind of disturbing. Nevertheless, at least DC Comics doesn’t hide that Harley Quinn is a terrible role model for girls. Seriously, love isn’t worth dressing up as a supervillain and murdering civilians. And it doesn’t help that the Joker doesn’t pay much attention to her.

6. Make some wonderful treats with your very own Wonder Woman mixer.

I hope they have these for Superman and Batman. Because if they don’t, it would be obviously sexist. Oh, wait, they have 2 of Batman.

7. Now you can have everything Superman needs with this Superman utility belt.

Okay, Superman has super powers like super strength, flying, and x-ray vision. So why the hell would he need a utility belt? That’s Batman’s thing.

8. Finally, Sprinfield can be at peace since Homer Simpson took over as the Flash.

Now the Flash can move in super high speeds with the aid of beer and donuts. Okay, could anyone possibly think that Homer would make a good Flash? D’oh!

9. Get yourself clean with some Superman crazy foam soap.

So Superman can now have crazy foam coming right from his mouth for bath time. That’s just disturbing.

10. Star your day with your very own Bat signal alarm clock.

Yeah, just what I want in the morning. Waking up with a light flashing into my face.

11. Smell supervillain fresh with some Harley Quinn perfume.

Yes, I’m sure any woman would want a perfume that was inspired by a crazy clown lady. Seriously, why?

12. Drink like an Amazon with this Wonder Woman bling goblet.

More like a Wonder Woman pimp cup if you ask me. I think it makes more sense to be like Wonder Woman if you bought a small replica of the Goblet of Fire.

13. Be energized like Wonder Woman with a superhero energy drink.

To set the record straight, energy drinks are bad for you since they’re loaded with caffeine. Why these ones have superheroes is just very unsettling.

14. These Riddler boxers will keep you guessing what’s inside your trousers.

I know that superhero underwear isn’t unusual. However, I think this is ridiculous. No, I don’t want to know what’s in the Riddler’s pants.

15. Keep your drink on you with this Batman hip flask.

If I saw Batman carry one of these in his utility belt, I’d wonder what’s in it or whether he has a problem. Same with other people.

16. Pretend your the Caped Crusader with this Batman hoodie.

Seems like the kind of attire you’d wear when you’re robbing a bank. Not sure why I’d think that.

17. Now you can own a piece of the Batcave with your own Batman batarang.

The batarang is one of Batman’s signature weapons. However, just because he throws his, doesn’t mean you should throw yours. Seriously, fold up knives aren’t toys.

18. Show off your love for Batman with this Batman belly button ring.

Yes, I’m fully aware that Batman jewelry exists. But a Batman belly button ring? Seriously, how did that come to exist?

19. Aid Superman with this Superman Justice Jogger.

First, why the hell does Superman need a Justice Jogger? Second, I pray to God that the maker’s didn’t have Christopher Reeve in mind when they made this. Because that would be bad.

20. Watchmen condoms are society’s only protection.

Really? Watchmen condoms? I’m sure if a guy needed STD protection, he could go to the nearest drug store. Just saying.

21. Assemble your Justice League with these Hello Kitty figurines.

To be fair, the Wonder Woman Hello Kitty kind of makes sense. But a Hello Kitty Batman, please. Seriously, he’s meant to inspire fear, not cuteness.

22. Keep your iPhone secure in this Batman gauntlet iPhone case.

Because nothing makes you look cooler than having a black armor arm against your face. Come to think about it, it’s sure to grab attention. Just not the kind you want.

23. For claymation fun, collect these Aardman DC Comics figurines.

Sure they’re based on a series of shorts. But these figures are freaky. Seriously, if Aardman wanted to come up with DC figurines couldn’t they just issue Wallace and Gromit dressed as Batman and Robin? That would make more sense.

24. No Gotham City bath time is complete without your very own Batman rubber duckie.

Sure kids love Batman. But this mean that a Batman rubber duck is appropriate? That’s a good question.

25. Now you can step right out in your own batsuit.

Okay, it’s not bat suit. But it’s Batman inspired. Guaranteed to make people scratch their heads at the office as well as look like an idiot.

26. No batcave office is complete without this Batman keyboard.

Seriously? Most computers have a keyboard. And I’m sure this one is expensive. So why anyone would need to buy it is beyond me.

27. For Batman’s railway needs, here’s a Batman box car.

From the Robot’s Voice: “Despite the endless array of vehicles in the Batcave, a train seems particularly ill-suited to Batman’s needs. First of all, unless criminals commit crime on the train route, it’s not really going to help Batman get there. Second, criminals could very easily follow the tracks back to the Batcave. Maybe this is the preferred mode of transportation for some alternate universe Batman where he’s also a boxcar hobo.”

28. Smell like the Dark Knight of Gotham wit this Batman Begins cologne.

It’s the kind of gift that says: “I know you like Batman but I didn’t know what to give you. Also, you kind of smell.”

29. For those who like the Penguin, you can now have a replica of his henchman Penguin Commando.

Cones attached to its own jetpack. Or is it a missile? Either way, it looks pretty hilarious.

30. Have fun on your iPad with your very own Batman apptivity set.

From What Culture: “This bizarre mix of toys and video games essentially says “to hell with imagination, let us create a world for your toys to play in” (which sucks). What happened to creating worlds in your head and taking your toys in to the garden to have them fight in imaginary jungles, or in to your bedroom to create castles from cardboard boxes for them to play in? This over-reliance on technology for kids to play with toys is just sad. The sets include Riot Cannon Batman, Batarang Strike Batman, EMP Assault Batman and Grapnel Attack Batman, all of which amounts to meaningless drivel.”

31. Have fun at the plate with your own set of Batman Bat n’ Balls.

Yes, I know it’s a baseball toy. But the marketing on this thing is so wrong. Seriously, couldn’t the makers come up with a product name that’s not a double entendre for a To Catch a Predator joke?

32. In Gotham, it helps to get high with a Batman bong.

Just you know, this is considered drug paraphernalia that’s illegal in most states. But if you live where it’s legal for recreational use, then you should be able to achieve a Dark Knight high.

33. If you like Robin from the 1960s series, then you might like this Dick Grayson T-shirt.

Yes, Dick Grayson is Robin. But that doesn’t excuse the shirt designers for leaving the “D” uncapitalized. Or leaving out “Grayson.”

34. Vanquish your enemies with your very own toy Batman assault rifle.

I’m positive this is a kid’s toy. However, we should note the fact that Batman doesn’t like guns.

35. Now your hamster can imagine themselves as Batman with the Batman Interactive Hamster House.

From What Culture: “Yes, you did actually read that right: The Batman Interactive Hamster House. Your pet rodent can finally live out its fantasy of having a Batman themed home – all you need now is a pet mouse take on the role of Alfred.” Seriously, I don’t think any hamster would be interested in this. But it’s so funny.

36. Nothing makes a more badass toy than a Batman monster truck from Hot Wheels.

From Surfing the Bleed: “Have you never read a Batman comic in your life? Have you never seen a Batman movie, watched a Batman TV show or heck, even listened to Prince’s Batdance? Are you raising a redneck child on a steady diet of McDonald’s, Moutain Dew and lowered expectations? Has that child only heard of Batman through word of mouth and has decided to fashion him into some sort of Evil Knievel meets Dale Earnhardt defender of the Old Days? If so, this is the only Batman toy for you!”

37. Nothing makes a Batman party great like a Batman pinata.

From The Robot’s Voice: “I guess this is more or less to let children experience being the Joker and the joy of bludgeoning someone to death with a baseball bat. On the other hand, if Batman had “died” in Final Crisis and immediately turned into a pile of cheap toys and delicious candy, it really wouldn’t have been weirder than anything else in that series.”

38. Look like a super woman with your very own Wonder Woman makeup set.

Okay, since Wonder Woman is an iconic woman, then she has to get her own makeup line. Pardon me, but I think such a concept is sexist and stupid.

39. Make your meals tasty with some Superman cheese.

This special cheese was made from the milk of Kryptonian dairy cows on Superman’s home planet. Just kidding, it’s a cheese that was made through the same process as Velveeta which isn’t cheese at all.

40. Light up your room with your very own Superman and Batman table leg lamps.

Guess this was inspired by the leg lamp from Christmas Story. Still, these are just crazy if you ask me.

41. Protect the spuds of Gotham City with your very own Dark Knight Mr. Potato Head.

From What Culture: “It even makes a modicum of sense for there to be a Batman version of the toy (particularly if you’re in to collecting all things Mr. Potato Head-related) – but a Mr. Potato Head based on the moody, dark, atmospheric hit movie The Dark Knight Rises? Stupid, just stupid.
It’s a huge juxtaposition to combine the two franchises and a sad mockery of a great film. It’s like trying to sell a Freddy Krueger Care Bear, a Norman Bates Beanie Baby or a Texas Chainsaw Massacre Fisher Price play-set. Although heroic, Batman is a figure of fear – especially Christian Bale’s adaptation – so to represent him in potato form is something of a no-no (and that really should go without saying).”

42. Now your toddler can defend Gotham City with this one-of-a-kind Batmobile Stroller.

I have to admit this does look pretty cool. However, it also looks very expensive and something you probably shouldn’t buy. Seriously, this is ridiculous.

43. For those who like the Joker, grace your couch with this Joker Ha Ha throw blanket.

From Daily Toast: “Wanting a throw blanket is one thing, and having one which is themed makes some kind of sense. But who in their right mind would want a blanket branded with a terrifying picture of Batman’s most disturbed rival? Is this honestly someone’s vision of a comforting furniture accessory?”

44. If you love minions and Batman, then this minion Batman has the best of both worlds.

From Daily Toast: "It feels like we’ve been in the grip of Minion mania for an eternity now, and even with the movie leaving theaters it shows no signs of stopping. Yet even for those in the crowd who are somehow not worn down by Dreamworks’ apparently lovable yellow misfits, this one seems like a stretch. I can’t imagine there’s a significant crossover between the Minions and Batman fanbases, and somehow both are awkwardly represented in this Frankenstein-esque mishmash."

From Daily Toast: “Yet even for those in the crowd who are somehow not worn down by Dreamworks’ apparently lovable yellow misfits, this one seems like a stretch. I can’t imagine there’s a significant crossover between the Minions and Batman fanbases, and somehow both are awkwardly represented in this Frankenstein-esque mishmash.”

45. Defend Gotham City from the Joker Spud with this Batman Mr. Potato Head.

From Daily Toast: “Look, DC: you can’t just put a cape and cowl on anything that people buy and suddenly declare it’s worth almost seventy bucks. And is it just me, or does the Batman getup make Mr. Potato Head’s smile look somewhat sinister?”

46. If you love Christian Bale’s performance as Batman from The Dark Knight Trilogy, then you’ll love this Bruce Wayne Head sculpt.

Yes, I fully support the idea that Christian Bale is the best Batman. However, this doesn’t mean I’d pay $149.99 + shipping for a 1/4 replica of his disembodied head. If there is anyone who would, then I’d think they need to get their head examined.

47. You can fix anything with this Batman duct tape.

Sure duct tape is useful and Batman is cool. But admit it, you’ll only use this for decoration. Besides, what the hell would either have to do with each other anyway?

48. I’m sure Christian kids might enjoy a copy of John T. Galloway’s The Gospel According to Superman.

This book examines the parallels existing between Jesus and Superman. Nevertheless, I think this book would be more useful for telling parents that there’s nothing Unchristian about liking superheroes.

49. Heroically cut through your craft projects with your very own Wonder Woman scissors.

Sure it might seem appropriate for children at first. But when you open them, she’s doing splits. You have to wonder why they thought this was a good idea.

50. Take down the Joker with this Batman and Joker electronic target game.

From the Robot’s Voice: “It’s clear the good people at Vanity Fair were not comic readers when they made a Batman version of their popular cowboy target game. The concept has you, as Batman, shooting the Joker dead with a revolver. Whether you want to turn yourself into the police or toss yourself off a ledge in the Batcave for breaking your one, solemn rule is entirely up to you.”

51. Hop around your block with your very own Superman pogo stick.

From The Fwoosh: “It’s like you were catching a ride with your buddy — if your buddy was a quadriplegic with a spring in his ass. You think slamming car doors or barking dogs are annoying? Imagine some 10-year-old fueled by Kool-Aid and Twinkees jumping up and down outside of your house on this thing all afternoon. Ka-CHUNG! Ka-CHUNG! Ka-CHUNG! Holy crap, somebody invent Space Invaders already!”

52. Show the Batwoman of your life that you love her by proposing to her with a Batman engagement ring.

Men, now that I’ve planted that idea in your head, listen to me. You might’ve fantasized proposing to your girlfriend with a Batman engagement ring. But for the love of God, don’t do it even if she loves Batman as much as you do. Seriously, there’s a strong chance it might not go like you planned.

53. Help Superman come to a safe landing with this Superman Skydiving Parachutist set.

Why the hell does Superman need a parachute? He can fly and land safely land on his feet on his own. This toy doesn’t make sense at all.

54. This Flash motorcycle is guaranteed to allow the Flash to chase villains at very high speeds.

The Flash on his motorcycle might make sense at first. Until you realize that he can already run at long distances at light speed. Hell., he can even outrun Superman. Can a motorcycle do that? No.

55. Nothing says water fun like a Batman water pistol.

Let me explain how this works. First, you fill it by putting water in Batman’s asshole. Second, after you aim you pump the gun by putting your finger on Batman’s crotch so he could projectile vomit at your target. Why this was promoted as a children’s toy, I had no idea. There’s just nothing right about this whatsoever.

56. Any crimefighter of Gotham City would surely love a Batman and Robin toothbrush holder in their bathroom.

Is it just me or does Batman seem to have his hand on Robin’s butt? Also doesn’t help that Robin isn’t wearing any pants, which makes this even more disturbing.

57. On a cold night, curl up on your couch with this Batman snuggie.

From Geek Cast Radio: “As if the Snuggie wasn’t bad enough. They have to go ahead and make a “Batman” Snuggie… Yes you look super cool wearing the blanket with sleeves ….all the kids will be totally jealous of your Batman awesomeness *facepalm*”

58. Grace your super car with your very own Superman hood ornament.

From 10 Cavalcade of Awesome Years: “Can you imagine pulling into work with this iron monstrosity on your hood? “Bob, I always thought your 1965 Corvette needed something. And I finally figured out what it is, the Superman Hood Ornament. It would really class up that boring old Vette’s hood.” It also can be attached to your bicycle. WHA?! Putting this on a bicycle would be interesting, because a bicycle HAS NO HOOD. Next best place is on your handlebars. Great idea, put a huge sharp metal object right where your face would go if you crash or have to stop suddenly.”

59. Get your child to wear a seatbelt with Hero Hugs.

Yes, I know wearing a seatbelt is uncomfortable but even a small child should understand that not wearing a seatbelt in the car is one of the stupidest things they could do. However, when it comes to getting your kid to wear a seatbelt, I don’t under stand how using dismembered superhero hands are supposed to help.

60. Relive when Batman confronted the Joker with this commemorative keepsake statue.

Because nothing brings fond memories like Batman holding the Joker up at his jacket. Yes, great times.

61. Nothing makes a you a real DC superhero than these socks.

Yes, these are socks with capes. And yes, they’d probably look stupid if you wear them with shoes in public.

62. Have a super drink with these DC superhero glasses.

Like the socks, these also have capes. Nevertheless, would anyone want to serve drinks in these at a party? Probably not.

63. Hit the waves this summer with your very own Batman surfer action figure.

This is from the 1960s show. And yes, Batman is wearing trunks over his batsuit. I know it looks so stupid.

64. Call your friends with this Wonder Woman telephone.

Of course, you might have to dial the number you want between her legs. Just think about the implications of that.

65. When going formal, dress your super best with these Superman cuff links.

Sure a guy is guaranteed to like them. However, he’ll probably have few opportunities to wear them whether he goes to a lot of formal events or not.

66. Relive the part when Bane nearly sends Batman to the ER with this Dark Knight Rises commemorative statue.

Because nothing brings up fond memories than Bane making Batman more of a physical wreck, sending him to a distant prison, and taking over Gotham City. And yes, I remember this because I’ve seen the movie twice.

67. Now you can save the Gotham City stables with your very own Batman and Robin My Little Pony.

Yes, they actually have these. And we know that Batman is a rather masculine and menacing figure. Not someone you’d have on a little girl’s toy.

68. Shoot disks for justice with your very own Infared Batman.

From Goliath: “At least the name of this one sounds useful. Maybe Batman is using infrared technology so he can see bad guys better in the dark, or perhaps locate some far off alien homeworld that poses a threat to Earth. Nope. That would just make too much gosh darn sense. Which is why Infrared Batman is a pile of red and orange plastic that shoots so-called “photon disks” out of some sort of giant garbage can that sits atop his head. Justice never looked so good.”

69. When it comes to glow in the dark armor, Neon Batman thinks it’s good protection.

From Goliath: ” Neon Armor Batman is nothing more or less than the name implies. A Batman that glows neon green—presumably a remnant from Bruce Wayne’s days as a hardcore raver.”

70. When you’re fed up with all the crime in Gotham City, perhaps you can go with Total Destruction Batman.

From Goliath: “Sure, Batman has a lot of heavy gear hanging around the Batcave. There’s the Batmobile, the Batwing, the Batcycle, that powered exo-suit he used to beat up Superman. Those are ultimately all non-lethal contraptions that increase his crime fighting power and help him subdue baddies without killing them. Batman doesn’t use guns. That’s always been his style. But apparently the people who made Total Destruction Batman didn’t get the memo, because they figured Bruce Wayne is totally cool with using a massive chaingun and shoulder-mounted missiles to blow away anyone who even thinks about committing crime.”

71. For computer problems, call on Anti-Virus Bruce Wayne.

From Goliath: “When Norton Antivirus just isn’t enough, you need to pick up the Bat-phone and call Anti Virus Bruce Wayne. This guy knows how to handle malware. First, he’s got that awesome flame hula-hoop he must use to provocatively gyrate away any unwanted ads or e-mail spam. Next, he’s got some kind of translucent yellow armor that he probably uses to interface with your hard drive and check it for corrupt code. And finally, one can only assume that giant backpack he’s wearing houses his impressive Bat-Computer—tricked out with an Intel Pentium III processor, 128MB of RAM, and Sound Blaster Live! Cyber-criminals beware. Your days are numbered.”

72. Those who think Batman and Robin make a lame superhero duo might enjoy Batman and Axe Rhino.

From Goliath: “It finally happened. They ran out of things they could make out of bats so they just said “Hey, let’s start using rhinoceroses instead.” That has to be the only logical explanation for this toy that features some bizarre Medieval-looking armor and a robotic rhino that carries an axe embedded in his head. Because when a robotic rhino isn’t enough, you need a robotic Axe Rhino.”

73. General Zod is never without his demolition handles.

Yes, Zod gets his own bulldozer demolition tongs. And it seems like he’s too small to handle them. Also, has a strange look in his face.

74. Set the mood in your room with your very own Batman lava lamp.

For some reason, I don’t see Batman as the kind of guy who’d own a lava lamp. Not sure why. Then again, I don’t think about such things much.

75. Superman can never be without his own armor and weapon before going into combat on Krypton.

Okay, there are some things wrong with this. First, Superman doesn’t really need armor or weapons since he basically nearly destroyed the city with his powers. Second, his armor and weaponry are almost medieval. Third, wasn’t Krypton destroyed when he was a baby?

76. If you liked General Zod’s spacecraft, this Man of Steel Flight Speeder Sky Slam Toy Launcher is for you.

And it seems that one of Zod’s crew has been expelled from that craft. Not sure how to feel about that. Also, it’s kind of ugly.

77. Step out in Gotham City with these Batman high heeled shoes.

Again, with the high heeled shoes. And it seems that these heels are rather small. So I don’t think they’re very practical.

78. For the Batman lover in your life, this fountain pen set makes a great gift.

Maybe for Secret Santa at work. Otherwise, it’s the kind of gift that says, “I knew you liked Batman and I didn’t know what to give you. So I just stopped by and picked up a set like this at Big Lots.”

79. Get the big guns out with this Tank Blaster Batman.

Uh, did anyone who designed this toy get the idea that Batman abhors killing and guns. Violence that would send someone to the emergency room. But not something like this.

80. For extra protection in Gotham City go with Fractal Armor Batman.

Uh, is it just me or does it seem like Batman is being assimilated by the Borg. Quick, somebody get the Starfleet Enterprise pronto.

81. Wake up in the morning with some Nite Owl Coffee.

By the way, Nite Owl is a character from Watchmen. However, most people take their coffee in the morning. So I guess this should be called “Morning Owl Coffee” right?

82. When the Batmobile isn’t enough Gotham can call on Batman and Cyberex.

Now this is crazy. Seriously, this has Batman shooting missiles from a robotic dinosaur. And we know Batman doesn’t care for lethal weapons. So why does this exist?

83. Adorn yourself with these Superman Tunnel Plugs.

These are for piercings. Still, I think they’re kind of super stupid if you ask my opinion.

84. When you get up in the morning, munch on some Batman pop tarts.

This was for promoting Batman & Robin which is an embarrassment in the Batman franchise and George Clooney’s career. Still, you’re bound to enjoy these sugar tarts filled with artificial flavors.

85. Keep your money safe in this Batman piggy bank.

Available at Wal Mart. Still, not sure if it’s fitting for Batman to have a cute piggy bank like this.

86. Now the Caped Crusader could fight crime after dark as Night Hunter Batman.

Okay, this looks kind of a tech monster. Also, doesn’t Batman fight criminals at night without all this crap on him.

87. Nothing makes a better ride for the streets of Gotham City than a Batmobile Mini.

Actually Minis are terrible cars. Besides, I can’t see Batman driving this. It’s also quite ugly.

88. Stop the bad guys in Gotham City with this toy Batman gun.

Uh, is it just me or do some of these toy designers tend to forget that Batman loathes guns? He kind of goes by, “l’ll beat em’ up, but I won’t kill em.'”

89. For a more futuristic weapon, you have a Batman ray gun.

Not sure what to make about this. Maybe as long as you set it to stun. But then again, you should know what they say about Batman.

90. Make your car interior like the Batmobile with these Batman seat covers.

If you want this, make sure that you own the car. Otherwise, people might not be happy about having their seats covered with these.

91. Now you can help the Flash work out on his cosmic treadmill.

Uh, does the Flash really need a treadmill? Seriously, he moves about as fast as the speed of light. What kind of treadmill can do that?

92. Perhaps you can play a game of cards with this DC Comics Villain poker set.

After all, DC Comics is well known for its compelling villains. The Batman ones are especially vile, particularly the Joker. Bane is not far behind.

93. Scan over Gotham City with this RC Flying Batman.

Not sure if it’s fun. However, I’m even less sure if it’s even safe for kids. I mean those propellers might hurt somebody.

94. This Batman Pistol will help you fight crime in Gotham.

For love of God, why the hell are there so many Batman guns? For God’s sake, Batman’s known for hating them. Why don’t these manufacturers get a clue?

95. If you liked The Dark Knight Rises, then you’ll like this Hines Ward figurine.

Yes, I know what you’re thinking. What does Hines Ward have to do with Batman? Well, he was in The Dark Knight Rises for God’s sake. Sure he wasn’t in it long. But they filmed the stadium explosion at Heinz Field.

96. If you like the Dark Knight Trilogy, then you’ll like this lovely keepsake statue.

Because nothing is more family friendly than seeing Batman beating the crap out of the Joker. Then again, the Joker is a homicidal maniac who kind of deserves to be punched in the face.

97. If you love Batman and Superman, perhaps you might want to commemorate the occasion with a Batman vs. Superman keepsake statue.

Because nothing exemplifies togetherness like Batman and Superman going at it. Nevertheless, they ought to know better and just make up. For the good of humanity.

98. Nothing is faster than having Superman on a motorcycle.

Uh, isn’t Superman supposed to be faster than a speeding bullet? So why the hell would he need a motorcycle? Also, why does Wonder Woman have red hair?

99. Help Superman travel to the scene with this Man of Steel U Command Motorcycle.

For God’s sake, Superman can fly to the scene if there’s a villain in town. He doesn’t need a motorcycle outside Krypton. Seriously, who the hell designs these things?

100. Crime doesn’t stand a chance with Neural Claw Batman.

Other than as a Halloween costume, I’m not sure how he could use the claw hands behind his wings. Also, I think whoever designed this was on acid at the time.

Dress for Justice in These Super DC Comics Costumes

Posted by historymaniacmegan on March 18, 2016

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In recent years, comic book movies have dominated the box office over the summer months. After all, these usually tend to feature superheroes whom so many people grow up with. And since the Hollywood tends to think that teenage boys and young men are the pickiest demographic, they usually cater to them. Because if a boy likes Batman, he’ll tend to love Batman forever. However, this doesn’t mean you’d want Batman to date your daughter since this is the kind of guy who needs serious psychiatric counseling. Nevertheless, these tight wearing caped vigilantes that have a penchant for widespread destruction tend to be beloved by so many people with each generation. And even if these movies sucked due to replacing a great story with great visual effects and wall to wall action sequences, then there are people who are probably going to see it, but the tie-in merchandise, and get the DVD when the time comes. Because even when the cash cow doesn’t score with critics, these movies have reliable fanbases. And if you have that, Hollywood couldn’t care less on the quality. Still, when it comes to comic book superhero movies, the field tends to be dominated by DC and Marvel Comics. Batman-The-Dark-Knight-Wallpaper-70xcP

Since its inception in 1934, DC Comics is one of the largest and most successful companies operating in American comic books. Its current name is derived from Detective Comics which was an anthology series of theirs in the 1930s, which was responsible for the introduction of Batman in their #27 issue that came out in May 1939 causing a sensation. Not to mention, earlier DC had operated under the title of Action Comics which in June 1938 introduced Superman, one of the first superheroes which proved to be a sales hit. Since then, DC has introduced other superheroes such as Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Flash, Green Lantern, Shazam, Hawkman, and Green Arrow. It also features teams as the Justice League, the Justice Society of America, and the Teen Titans. Not to mention villains like the Joker, Catwoman, Ra’s al Ghul, Darkseid, Lex Luthor, Deathstroke, Sinestro, Black Adam, and Brainiac. Today it’s owned by Time Warner which explains why its movies are produced by Warner Brothers these days. And on March 25 of this year, Warner Brothers will release Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice, a movie I’m not really excited about for 3 reasons. First, it has Ben Affleck as Batman and I’m not sure whether to accept him as a worthy substitute after Christian Bale played him in The Dark Knight Trilogy. To me, Christian Bale will always be Batman and I don’t think Affleck could ever measure up to his acting ability. And I’d probably be more willing to see the film if it was Bale playing Batman instead. Second, despite Henry Cavill being a nice looking guy, I didn’t care for Man of Steel since it involved Superman nearly destroying his hometown and an entire city in a way that would make Hiroshima seem like school science lab explosion. Sure he was fighting General Zod and his cronies as well as trying to save the world. But still, this guy let thousands of innocent people die. Third, I’m expecting that a lot of sequences will be filled with long action sequences that aren’t really my thing. I know people enjoy that. But I think Hollywood should take it down a notch. I mean the reason why The Dark Knight Trilogy was so good on screen wasn’t due to the action sequences, it’s because the series is about a seriously messed up billionaire who turns to masked vigilantism to fight these incredibly dangerous villains despite possibly hurting everyone he loves in the process. It was about the relationships, dammit which gave great depth to Batman’s character. And that’s why people like it as well as like Batman.

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Now since superheroes are very popular, it’s not unusual for people to attend conventions dressed as their beloved characters. In fact, it’s quite common, especially for cosplays. Sure they may be plenty of superhero costumes you can buy at a store or online. But at events such as Comic Con, many of the fans usually make their own. And some even bring their families. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of people dressed as their costumed capers from the DCU. Still, since my familiarity pertaining to the DCU usually extends to Batman, expect a lot of Batman. Also, I had to do a lot of research on Wikipedia for many of these characters since they’re not very familiar to me.

All the way from Earth-2, say hello to Superman’s cousin from an alternative universe, Power Girl.

Super abilities include super strength, flight, heat vision, and significant cleavage. However, she refuses to be acknowledged as a derivative to Superman since she’s her own woman.

2. Harley Quinn tends to see herself as Daddy’s Lil’ Monster.

Harley Quinn is frequently seen as the sidekick and lover of the Joker. She’s said to start out as a shrink who fell hopelessly in love with him. What she saw in him, I don’t know.

3. There’s no one who could fight better in fishnet stockings than the Black Canary.

Along with Wonder Woman, Black Canary is one of DC’s earliest super heroines and is the partner of Green Arrow. Still, that doesn’t stop her from having a name you’d give to a film noir prostitute.

4. Looks like Wonder Woman got some sleek new body armor.

Well, she seems more protected than the guys from 300. But how do you expect her to protect her upper arms and thighs?

5. When it comes to Batman, no femme fatale love interest is more famous than Catwoman.

Let’s just say Catwoman is the woman Batman can’t seem to get enough of even though she’s not the best person for him. Still, she’s has a penchant for stealing jewelry while dressed as a cat.

6. Seems like Batwoman is coming up to bat.

Batwoman is supposed to be an heiress who was inspired to imitate Batman. This is her in a woman’s baseball uniform.

7. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No, it’s Super Baby.

I’m sure having a Kryptonian baby around would be a parental nightmare. Still, this is adorable.

8. Apparently, Wonder Woman decided to have a go at being a pin up.

This is a more familiar Wonder Woman. But this time she’s wearing a star spangled skirt.

9. Seems like this Poison Ivy is straight out of the 19th century.

Some Steampunk incarnations will be featured on this post. This one is of Poison Ivy from Batman.

10. Think the Green Arrow should check his aim.

Because I hope he doesn’t shoot anyone’s eye out. Still, he seems to be a cross between Robin Hood and Zorro.

11. Seems like Batman got some silver plate armor.

Not sure if it goes with that outfit. But he certainly looks like a badass as always.

12. In the 19th century, Robin the Boy Wonder has got a gun.

This is Steampunk Robin. While his modern counterpart wears a cape and tights, he goes with a red shirt, coat, and goggles.

13. For loveable demon children, you can’t resist Raven.

She’s said to be an empath who can teleport and control her “soul self”which can fight physically as well as act as her eyes and ears. Though good, her powers don’t seem to make sense to me.

14. Guess Harley Quinn has been a very naughty girl.

Apparently, she’ been arrested in Gotham City. However, as we all know, Gotham’s prisons are basically made out of cardboard as far as we know.

15. When a critters in need, the bunny wonder will be there.

Yes, this is a Robin Rabbit. Sure it's adorable. But it has a weakness for veggies.

Yes, this is a Robin Rabbit. Sure it’s adorable. But it has a weakness for garden veggies.

16. Looks like this girl is bound to be a little wonder.

Yes, she’s a little Wonder Woman all right. And she’s so cute in her starry skirt.

17. As the first spin-off of a major superhero, Mary Marvel is simply stunning.

She’s a spin-off of Captain Marvel or Shazam. She predates Supergirl by more than a decade. Costume isn’t a female version of the Flash.

18. Apparently, the DC superheroes are all just hanging out on the steps.

I don’t know many of these heroes’ names. Because I’m not as familiar with the DCU as stuff like Star Wars, Hunger Games, or Harry Potter.

19. He may not be one of the scariest villains of Gotham City, but the Scarecrow is quite frightening.

Yes, the Scarecrow is quite scary at Gotham City. And most scarecrows usually aren’t.

20. Wonder Woman always aims to do her part to help the war effort.

Well, World War II effort anyway. And she’s armed with 2 golden guns in her hands.

21. When it comes to fighting crime, the Green Arrow and Black Canary do it together.

Actually, the two had only been professionally romantically involved since the 1960s. But they eventually married. However, in the Golden Age of Comics, the Black Canary was married to a detective named Larry Lance.

22. Now on CBS a new TV series called Supergirl.

Supergirl is said to be Superman’s cousin. And yes, she’s blond. However, my dad said he watched the show and it sucks.

23. Introducing the amazing Zatanna.

She’s a superhero who also happens to be a magician. She’s one of the most powerful sorceresses in the DC universe. And no, she didn’t model for Playboy.

24. When Bruce Wayne becomes too old to be the Batman, then Terry McGinnis takes the fold.

This was a WB cartoon that explored the darker aspects of Bruce Wayne. it’s also the first one to feature Batman as a teenager. Still, you can’t depict Bruce as a teen.

25. Seems like these two are super hellions to me.

These two are dressed like the Joker and Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad. Nevertheless, since the upcoming film is certainly rated R, it’s pretty disturbing how these kids are dressed.

26. Despite how he dresses, Robin is much tougher than he looks.

You have to wonder how someone thought designing Robin’s outfit like this was a good idea. Because people tend to make fun of it. Then again, Robin is supposed to be a teenager.

27. Harvey Dent was once the White Knight of Gotham, until he went nuts and became Two-Face.

He’s said to be able to bring upon good or evil based on the flip of a coin. Yes, having half your face dumped with acid could really mess you up.

28. When it comes to Wonder Woman’s costume, some of her outfits show more skin than others.

This is one of the more skimpier Wonder Woman costumes. I guess this is her bikini outfit.

29. In situations regarding hand to hand combat, Wonder Woman can certainly take a beating.

Well, Wonder Woman isn’t completely invulnerable. So it kind of makes sense that she might have bruises every once in awhile.

30. Guess these nurses aren’t known for their bedside manner.

If I saw nurses like the Joker and Harley Quinn at a real hospital, I’d freak out. Fortunately they’re just 2 fans at a comic convention.

31. Batman isn’t the only superhero who wears black in Gotham City.

This is Huntress. Sure this incarnation is her as a superhero. But it’s one shared by 2 different characters in the DCU.

32. Not sure if Batman should take on a sidekick that young.

It’s fair to say that these two are father and son who seem about to fight crime together. Still, it’s adorable.

33. “Why so serious?”

Well, we all had to be young once. Even Heath Ledger’s Joker. God knows what he’d be like on the playground.

34. Sometimes Harley Quinn tends to think that less is more.

Sometimes I wonder if the female superheroes and villains could get together and ask themselves why their outfits are designed to cater to adolescent boys. Because a lot of them have outfits that are so skimpy like this.

35. For a female assistant who kicks but in Gotham City, one might want to turn to Batgirl.

The most famous Batgirl is Barbara Gordon who’s the daughter of Gotham’s police commissioner. She’s also known for her smarts.

36. Lanterns assemble!

The Green Lantern is said fight evil with the aid of rings that grant them a variety of extraordinary powers. However, I really don’t understand this superhero franchise.

37. Even on a clear day, Static Shock can still make a spark.

Static was created by Milestone Comics (which is owned by DC) as a contemporary version of Spiderman. His civilian identity was derived from a black man who was denied entry into the University of Florida's School of Law in 1949.

Static was created by Milestone Comics (an imprint of DC) as a contemporary version of Spiderman. His civilian identity was derived from a black man who was denied entry into the University of Florida’s School of Law in 1949.

38. Apparently, Robin is said to work out at the gym in costume as well.

This was Joe Gordon Levitt dressed as Robin. He was in The Dark Knight Rises as a cop at the time.

39. While growing up, there was always that one girl who wanted to be Princess Batman.

C’mon, what can be more cooler than wearing gorgeous dresses as well as striking fear into Gotham’s criminals? This is awesome. Seriously, it doesn’t get better than this.

40. Don’t look now, but here comes the Bat Cat.

Bat Cat doesn’t play nice with unlawful mice like the Joker Rat. Gotham critters, you have been warned.

41. Poison Ivy can always blend into her surroundings.

In DC comics she’s known to be a notorious eco terrorist of Gotham City. She is one of the few members of Batman’s Rogue’s Gallery to have anything close to superpowers.

42. I have a feeling that we’ve seen this Wonder Woman before.

Hey, that’s Jennifer Lawerence, best known as Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games. She also played Mystique in the X-Men series as well.

43. When out and about, Catwoman always has to bring her kittens along.

Yes, Catwoman sure loves her little ones with her. Let's hope she hasn't taken up stealing jewelry again. So cute.

Yes, Catwoman sure loves her little ones with her. Sure she might steal jewelry but that doesn’t mean she’s a terrible mom.

44. When there’s trouble afoot it’s up to Super Horse to save the day.

Yes, this is a horse in a Superman costume. Don’t ask me how they got the horse into it.

45. “Excuse me, but can you show me to the nearest phone booth?”

I’m sorry, Clark, but nobody uses phone booths to call people anymore. Also, how in the hell does anyone in Metropolis not know you’re Superman? I mean a pair of glasses isn’t a convincing disguise.

46. For fighting under the sea, you can’t do better than Aquaman.

I’m not very familiar with Aquaman either. Still, he’s said to be adapted to surviving in the sea and communicate with marine life.

47. It’s said a baby robin is a sign of spring.

Well, maybe not that kind of baby robin. But this Robin is so adorable that you don’t care.

48. Seems like Raven is deep seated in meditation.

This is her in the Teen Titans cartoon costume. There’s picture of her in Wikipedia in this kind of pose as well.

49. Starfire is said to be the kind of lady superhero who’s out of this world.

Okay, her outfit seems to make Wonder Woman seem modest by comparison. Still, she’s said to be an alien princess who fled to earth.

50. Looks like it’s a job for Batdog and Robin to the rescue.

Yes, these are dogs dressed as Batman and Robin. Still, shouldn’t the Scottie be the Batman. Because Batman is the Dark Knight.

51. When out and about, Poison Ivy likes to dress with nature.

Of course, many of these leaves are probably made from plastic. And being the staunch environmentalist she is, Poison Ivy would hate that.

52. I’m afraid we’re being beset by a very dangerous prisoner on the premises.

I guess this is a cosplay of Heath Ledger’s Joker. Let’s just say he’s a nightmare for correctional staff.

53. Finally, a Green Lantern who lives up to his name.

Because this guy has a green lantern. And yes, this is a Steampunk version.

54. As a Teen Titan, Jinx thinks she’s pretty in pink.

Well, pink hair as far as the Teen Titans cartoon goes. Still, earlier comics tend to depict her very differently.

55. Since Robin is a teenage superhero, Dick Grayson would soon assume a new identity as Nightwing.

Because Dick Grayson can’t be Robin forever and needs a new ID when he turns 18. At least his adult superhero ID comes with a better costume.

56. Seems like Batman and Catwoman make a rather adorable couple.

These seem like great costumes. But these two tend to be in what’s called a love-hate relationship.

57. Harley Quinn is said to be rather handy with a hammer.

No, you don’t want to mess with this clown. Because she’s known to be very violent and dangerous.

58. Who says that Wonder Woman can’t appear more ladylike?

I guess this is Wonder Woman’s 50’s housewife outfit. She may seem like a lovely woman. But if she sees you breaking into a neighbor’s house, you’re going to get it.

59. He’s nobody remarkable. Just your neighborhood superhero.

It’s widely said in Metropolis that he bears an uncanny resemblance to Daily Planet reporter Clark Kent. Hell, it’s even been speculated that the two are the same person.

60. In Gotham City, it’s best to watch out for the Penguin’s umbrella.

But he’s very polite since he fancies himself as a “gentleman of crime.” He also runs a nightclub called the Iceberg Lounge which Batman sometimes frequents to gain criminal underworld information.

61. Hope Batman is smart enough to outwit this Riddler.

It’s said the Riddler is a highly intelligent and smooth talking man with a host of personality disorders. He was also played by Jim Carrey in a movie.

62. Introducing Wonder Woman: Warrior Princess.

Well, she is said to be a princess of the Amazons. However, some of her comics depict the Greek gods way out of their true mythological nature.

63. Seems like Starfire has covered up nicely.

Maybe it’s because she was in a cartoon called Teen Titans. That might explain her toning down her wardrobe.

64. Looks like it’s going to be a job for Wondy the Riveter.

Yes, I know Wonder Woman seems to have a lot of variation with her outfits. This is her 1940s WWII getup.

65. Hope Princess Wonder Woman has a great time at the ball.

Yes, this is Wonder Woman in a princess ball gown. However, she’s not worrying about a midnight curfew or a glass slipper.

66. Catwoman always seems to have a weakness for shiny things.

This is Catwoman in what she had on during the 1960s Batman series. It’s kind of considered a camp type of entertainment.

67. Don’t forget the Nightwing also has a suit of blue.

Well, with a blue crest on it anyway. Probably to distinguish himself from his earlier identity as Robin.

68. Nobody wants to be near this Playboy bunny.

Yes, she may have a cork filled gun. But she’s not the kind of clown to mess with. Also, she’s dating the Joker.

69. For Aquaman, there’s no lady in the sea who’s better than Queen Mera.

She’s supposed to be a queen in exile from her kingdom. She and Aquaman also marry and have a son together.

70. When it comes to ruling that Zamarons, they tend to select a Star Sapphire as their queen.

There are many characters in The Green Lantern who are referred to as Star Sapphire. Many of them are villainous. Later they became the Violet Lantern Corps.

71. Sorry, kids, but it Superman has decided to retire.

That’s retired Superman all right. He just confines himself to convention appearances nowadays. But he shows up in his underwear.

72. Sure he may be a complete psychopath. But the Joker sure knows how to dress.

Originally, the Joker was said to be a one shot character. But then he ended up becoming so popular as well as one of the most iconic supervillains of all time.

73. Once in a while, Poison Ivy likes to shimmer.

Well, she at least fits in perfectly at Saint Patrick’s Day parade. However, would you even want her there?

74. Man, wonder what the hell happened to Superman?

Guess Superman isn’t very invincible after all. Then again, he probably received such injuries after nearly annihilating an entire city.

75. Looks like Harley and the Joker are so happy together.

Yes, they tend to be depicted as a couple. However, while Harley loves the Joker, the Joker is incapable of loving anyone. And he tends to use her in order to achieve his goal to get Batman at her expense. A healthy relationship it is not. But what do you expect if you dating the Joker?

76. If Bruce Wayne is held hostage, you might want to give Batwoman a call.

Yes, she’s the red haired caped crusader of Gotham City. She came before Batgirl who eventually replaced and surpassed her in popularity.

77. Seems like the Justice League has gotten together in some alternate universe.

Guess that the men dressed as female superheroes are very brave guys. Still, this is quite amusing if you ask me.

78. For some updated asskicking, Cyborg is here to save the day.

This guy was outfitted with prosthetics from his scientist parents to save his life. And he ended up becoming a member of the Teen Titans and the Justice League.

79. Seems like the Green Lantern Corps has come together.

Yes, there’s a Green Lantern Corps which are a squad of Green Lanterns. Don’t ask me why that is.

80. For an eco-terrorist, Poison Ivy makes a lovely ballerina.

Yes, she sure looks lovely. But she’s not nice at all since she’s a well known Batman villain. James T. Kirk, please don’t try to sleep with her.

81. Guess Wonder Woman decided to go casual.

Perhaps she didn’t want to wear the swimsuit anymore because she was tired of having to elicit interest of adolescent boys. Still, I think she looks better in jacket and pants anyway.

82. If you need a villain for the Teen Titans, Deathstroke is your man.

He’s a very popular DC villain that he got his own series. He was also in a super soldier experiment but it was one that turned out horribly wrong.

83. Guess the Bat family has come together.

There’s Batman, Robin, Nightwing, and Batgirl. So this means that Alfred took the picture though he should be part of the family, too. I mean Alfred practically raised Batman after his parents died.

84. Who knew that the Joker could look good in a suit?

But you’d still know that it’s the Joker due to his white face and green hair. Still, love the tux. Think it suits him.

85. Seems like Superman and Wonder Woman fight for truth and justice during the ye olde Renaissance.

However, I don’t think Superman from this era fights for the American way. Because the US didn’t exist yet. Love the stars on Wonder Woman’s dress. Still, I wonder how she could fight bad guys in that thing.

86. Don’t look now but I think Batman and Aquaman have gone medieval.

Guess we should call Batman Sir Bruce of Gotham who’s a literal dark knight. Nevertheless, love Aquaman’s trident.

87. Anyone in the sky would be wise to avoid the wrath of Hawkgirl.

No, she’s not the result of Wolverine’s affair with an angel. She’s Hawkgirl who was one of the first female superheroes since she was created in 1940. Still, it’s said her identity applies to 2 different women.

88. Those residing in Gotham City might want to watch out for Bane.

Because Bane ends up taking over Gotham City in the Dark Knight Rises. He also blows up Heinz Field during a Steeler game at one point as well.

89. For the Huntress, she may look sheek in silver.

Sure she might look tough. But I like her better in purple.

90. I’m sure Batgirl can get her own ride.

Here she is on her own little bat bike. So young yet so grown up.

91. Apparently, seems like Hawkman and Hawkgirl have come to roost.

In the original comics, it’s said that the 2 of them are a couple and were created in the same 1940 issue. They also had a son together who became a superhero as well.

92. Who’s that guy? Well, that’s the Question.

Question is his name. And yes, he tends to have his face covered so you won’t know who he is. Rorschach from Watchmen is a homage to him.

93. Here we have Zatanna at her desk with a skull.

Unlike some superheroes, when Zatanna is doing her gig when a villain’s on the loose, she doesn’t need to change. Still, I kind of like this picture for some reason.

94. When it comes to color schemes, Batgirl prefers black and yellow.

Because she wants to distinguish herself from Batman. Still, perhaps she should take the yellow down a notch since bright colors seem to stand out more.

95. In Gotham, the Dark Knight Rises at night to fight crime and bring justice to this dismal city.

His armor could use a paint job in this. Then again, Batman is supposed to be rather war weary if you think about it.

96. Looks like Joker and Harley are headed off to the beach.

Man, they sure look like a fun couple. Homicidal and psychotic but fun. Love the old timey swimsuits.

97. Remember, girls, you’re never too young to be Wonder Woman.

Sure she might be a little Amazon warrior. But still, she too adorable to resist.

98. Apparently, Zatanna decided to go with a yellow tie and cumberbun this time.

For the last time, she’s not a skimpy waitress. She’s a magician who’s also a superhero. And yes, she’d pull anything out of that hat of hers.

99. “Smile for the camera!”

To be honest, would you want the Joker to take your picture? Didn’t think so.

100. Seems like Starfire is just taking in some air.

For some reason, Starfire doesn’t seem to have much on her. Still, she’s said to be frequently involved with Robin and was married twice. But not to him.

Feast in the Great Hall with These Harry Potter Treats

Posted by historymaniacmegan on March 15, 2016

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The wizarding world of Harry Potter has all kinds of food and places to eat. At Hogwarts, the Great Hall always has food magically prepared on one’s dish as well as a feast on both the start and end of the terms as well as on Halloween and Christmas. Sure the food may be prepared by house elves but they don’t talk about it much. Outside Hogwarts, you have places like the Leaky Cauldron and Florean Fortescue’s Ice Cream Parlor at Diagon Alley as well as a few in Hogsmeade like the Three Broomsticks Inn, the Hog’s Head (which is tended by Dumbledore’s brother), and Honeydukes Sweetshop. You also had the tea cart on the Hogwarts Express. As for cuisine, well, you have butterbeer, treacle tarts, pumpkin juice, chocolate frogs, Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans, and others. Sure some of the food might seem strange to us muggles, but when it comes to eating in the wizarding world, the scene isn’t as bad as in other fictional worlds. I mean what you’d see in Star Wars where some of the bars are filled with dirt bags and you don’t know what’s being served. And in the Hunger Games, once you’re outside the Capitol and the wealthy districts, large populations are basically starving. Nevertheless, as in other fandoms, there are plenty of fans who make Harry Potter inspired treats for their own themed parties. So for your reading pleasure, I bring you a treasure trove of magical Harry Potter treats.

Nothing makes a Harry Potter party like cauldron cake pops.

I might've had cauldron cake pops in one of my Halloween treat posts. But these were made in the Harry Potter speciality.

I might’ve had cauldron cake pops in one of my Halloween treat posts. But these were made in the Harry Potter specialty.

2. In the wizarding world, it helps that croissants are shaped like hats.

Well, witches’ hats anyway. Because apparently, people in the Harry Potter world wear hats like these despite that it would’ve made them prone to witch burnings in the 17th century.

3. If you loved the Prisoner of Azkaban, then you might take to a cake like this.

This is a cake depicting Harry riding Buckbeak. It’s professionally made for display. But it’s very well sculpted.

4. Those who might remember Hogsmeade might remember the Hog’s Head.

This is the cake of the Hog’s Head. It’s the bar in Hogsmeade that’s run by Dumbledore’s brother Aberforth. Apparently, they weren’t on good terms.

5. For your Harry Potter delights, nothing makes such a treat than a Hogwarts cake.

Now this was certainly done by a professional and probably doesn’t come cheap. Still, it’s very amazing to look at if you ask me.

6. For those wizards who love chocolate, it doesn’t get any magical than this.

And even if you don’t have a happy birthday, at least you won’t have to worry about dementors coming. Because they can really bum a party.

7. For a lunch on the go, you can’t cast the wrong spell with a Harry Potter bento box.

I’m sure you’d have to microwave this before eating at lunch. But this is so cute.

8. Get yourself sorted for your Harry Potter party with some Sorting hat bread.

Okay, maybe bread might not bring out the Sorting Hat’s best features. But this is quite creative regardless.

9. Speaking of the Sorting Hat, it helps if your surround it with cupcakes.

This is another professionally made cake. But I like the Harry Potter cupcakes surrounding it.

10. Now these are the perfect hotdog rolls for a Slytherin barbecue.

Because their symbol is a snake. Still, I’m not sure if any of the Slytherins had a hotdog, since Hogwarts is in Britain. But if Hogwarts existed in the US, they would.

11. Licorice wands always make a magically tasty treat.

Then again, I’m not a big fan of licorice. But I think this is quite creative to say the least.

12. When it comes to gingerbread architecture, it doesn’t get more amazing than Hogwarts.

I know it’s on top of a cake. But this gingerbread Hogwarts is a wonder to look at.

13. When it comes to Hogwarts spirit, it always counts what’s on the inside.

And as you see, this cake may have white icing. But it has all the Hogwarts house colors inside.

14. If you love breadsticks, these broomsticks are just the ticket.

You might expect Hogwarts to serve breadsticks like these. Mostly because they resemble brooms. Get it?

15. Those who adore Dobby might enjoy a cake like this.

Dobby likes seeing a cake in his likeness. Dobby thinks the maker is too kind. Dobby is in tears.

16. For your fruit tray, there’s nothing more fitting in the wizarding world than a watermelon owl.

Sure it may not resemble Hedwig. But at any Harry Potter party, this would do just fine.

17. Hop aboard the Hogwarts Express with this cake.

Yes, there’s a cake for it the train as well. Then again, the Hogwarts Express is a nice looking train.

18. Brew something special like these cauldron cakes.

These have something green in them. Hope it’s icing. If it’s not, I don’t want to know.

19. For a simple Harry Potter cake, I’m sure this would suffice.

This one just has a Gryffindor tie, Harry’s glasses, and HP lettering. Seems quite doable if you ask me.

20. For Professor Sprout’s birthday, these mandrake cupcakes are a perfect treat.

Sure mandrakes might look creepy to some extent. But these cupcakes are so clever that I had to include them.

21. Support your Hogwarts House with these Harry Potter cookies.

Well, they’re professionally made sugar cookies. But you have to love how they’re designed.

22. Of course, when it comes to cauldron cakes, there’s always the double chocolate option.

At least the dementors won’t go near these things. Which is perfectly fine by me since I love chocolate.

23. When it comes to a birthday at Hogwarts, there’s no better befitting cake like this.

Yes, this is a Hogwarts crest cake. And I’m sure it will go well with those Hogwarts house cookies I showed earlier.

24. Wonder what house you belong in? Maybe try these Sorting Hat cake pops.

Yes, these are Sorting Hat cake pops. Not sure what I’d think about it. Personally, I think the Sorting Hat is kind of creepy.

25. Anyone familiar with Harry Potter should remember a cake like this.

This is meant to resemble the cake Hagrid gave Harry on his 11th birthday and told him that he’s a wizard. Yes, I know there are words mispelled. But that’s deliberate.

26. If you love the Weasleys, then you’ll adore this gingerbread Burrow.

Sure it might not look like much but it’s home. Still, I really think this is brilliant.

27. If you like Hedwig, then you’ll love this owl cake.

Yes, this is a Hedwig cake. And yes, it’s adorable and lovely as you can see.

28. These Harry Potter cake pops are simply magical.

Because these cake pops are of Harry Potter. I’m sure some of you might find them a bit creepy. But I have to put them on this post.

29. To go with your Hedwig cake, these Hedwig cookies will suit you just fine.

These seem to have 3 variations of icing. But I think they’re adorable.

30. If you love Quidditch, then you’ll enjoy a cake like this.

Sure the pieces might not be edible. But this cake seems pretty easy to make compared to some of the others.

31. For a magical party, grace your dessert platter with these Harry Potter cupcakes.

Well, these cupcakes contain stuff relating to the Harry Potter series. And they’re in a variety of different colors.

32. For a magical breakfast, you can’t go wrong with Deathly Hallows pancakes.

I don’t know about you. But they sure don’t look much like pancakes to me. Maybe that’s the point.

33. If you don’t like cheese brooms, may I suggest potato sticks instead?

Besides, potato sticks help the pretzel brooms stand up by themselves. However, they might require thicker pretzels.

34. Serve your Harry Potter dessert platter with these witches’ hat cones.

Well, they’re on top of cupcakes. But each one has a lightning bolt so you’d know that they’re inspired by Harry Potter.

35. When it comes to Harry Potter cupcakes, these ones are sure to have your favorite characters.

These include Harry, Ron, Hermione, Sirius, Hagrid, Dumbledore, Snape, Draco, and Voldemort. Also has a Death Eater, a Golden Snitch, and a wand.

36. For as simple dessert, these owl cookies are just the key.

These are sugar cookies with markings, chocolate chip eyes, and a pretzel nose. And they’re adorable.

37. Any seeker is bound to appreciate these Golden Snitch cake pops.

Thought the Golden Snitches should have bigger wings. Oh, well at least they got the basics right.

38. This Chamber of Secrets cake has been opened.

As you might know from Book 2, the Chamber of Secrets is accessible through a girls’ bathroom. Particularly the one Moaning Myrtle was in where she died.

39. For a simple Hedwig cake, this would be what you’re waiting for.

For some reason, this Hedwig cake appears to resemble one angry bird. Not sure why.

40. If you love Harry Potter, then you’ll certainly fall in love with this cake.

I’m sure this one was made by a professional or someone with too much time on their hands. But all in all, I think it’s quite a remarkable cake. Love the Hedwig in a cage.

41. These owl pretzels will surely make a tasty treat.

This pretzel is covered in white icing and black sprinkes. And it sports eyes of Oreos and brows of licorice.

42. This Golden Snitch cake will open at the close.

Of course, you might wonder why I’m putting up all this cake stuff. However, all I have to say is that sometimes you have to take what you can get.

43. Open up this book cake, and you’ll never know what you’d find inside.

Yes, this book cake has Hogwarts in it as well as a wand and Gryffindor scarf. But it sure looks magical, indeed.

44. On a Hogwarts cake like this, each house has its own layer.

As you see, Gryffindor is at the bottom while Slytherin is on top. Not sure to know what that means.

45. This cake is bound to give you a great view of the Hogwarts grounds.

While some cakes features Hogwarts, this one has Hagrid's hut, the Forbidden Forest, the lake, and more. Love it.

While some cakes features Hogwarts, this one has Hagrid’s hut, the Forbidden Forest, the lake, the Whomping Willow, and more. Love it.

46. Find which Hogwarts house you belong in with these Sorting Hat cupcakes.

And it seems whoever opened this cupcake is in Slytherin. Still, at least they’re chocolate.

47. Those who love Harry and his friends will surely like a bento lunch like this.

That is, unless they’re vegetarians. Because I think I see that Harry, Ron, and Hermione’s faces are on some ham.

48. If you like Hermione, then you might like a cake of her bag.

Seriously, Hermione has the coolest purse ever which she can put as much stuff as she wants in it. This is very helpful in the Deathly Hallows.

49. For monster fun at your Harry Potter party, may I recommend the Monster Book of Monsters?

It’s the kind of textbook that’s more uncontrollable than most domestic animals. And yes, there’s a certain way you have to open it.

50. For simple treats on your magical dessert platter, these cupcake owls are a hoot.

And they seem to come in white and dark. Also like their eyes.

51. If you enjoyed the Wizard Chess match in the Sorcerer’s Stone, you might like this cake.

Just remember that Wizard’s Chess is far more gorier than its Muggle counterpart. I mean these pieces actually attack each other.

52. Those who love Quidditch might like this cake case.

It’s where they keep the Quidditch balls. Note how the Bludgers are chained so they won’t get out.

53. For a treat worth hooting for, try these graham cracker owls.

Sure the nose is made from candy corn which is sugar wax. But these are cute.

54. For a golden treat, you can’t go wrong with Golden Snitch truffles.

Of course, truffles are rather expensive. Yet, they appear to be filled with chocolatey goodness.

55. If you’re a fan of Snape, then you’ll surely enjoy this bento lunch.

Seems like Snape isn’t having a great day. Then again, when does he ever have a good day?

56. “This is the slice of the Deathly Hallows.”

According to Pinterest, this is supposed to be pizza. According to me, it’s bread. One of us must be wrong.

57. How about all the horcruxes on one cupcake?

Well, except for Harry, of course. But he’s still represented as you see.

58. Kids, you might not want to look at this calzone in the eye.

Because it’s a basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets. So if you look directly into the olive eyes, you’ll instantly die.

59. Funny, Harry and Snape seem to be getting along well in this bento.

Which is strange because Snape hates Harry because he had a thing for his mom. And Harry doesn’t care for Snape because he’s such a jerk to him.

60. When making cheese pretzel brooms, sometimes you don’t need the string.

Well, if you use string cheese. Still, you have to wonder why string cheese isn’t used for cheese brooms more often.

61. Any Death Eater with a sweet tooth is bound to enjoy these Dark Mark lollipops.

Available in 5 different flavors. How disturbing if you ask me. But I wasn’t consulted.

62. Any smart magical girl is bound to enjoy this Hermione dish.

I think this is more of a lunch dish. Yet, you have to like her pasta curly hair.

63. Nothing makes a better addition to your magical dessert platter than pensieve jello.

In Harry Potter, the pensieve is a pool where wizards put their memories in. And it’s to draw them out to retrieve them.

64. On this cake, Hedwig will spread her wings.

Let’s hope Hedwig didn’t leave a little present for Harry on that stack of books. Then again, Hedwig’s bowel movements don’t seemed to be discussed much in the series.

65. Relive the magic of Harry Potter on your dessert platter with these cookies.

Includes Harry, Ron, Hermione, Hedwig, a cauldron, the Deathly Hallows, a witch hat, the Dark Mark, and more. Not sure why the Dark Mark is included.

66. If you liked the Chamber of Secrets, you might enjoy a cake of Tom Riddle’s diary.

Which Harry stabbed with a basilisk fang. He did this after killing the basilisk with the Sword of Gryffindor he pulled out of the Sorting Hat.

67. This Harry Potter sandwich would make a perfectly magical lunch.

Yes, it’s a Harry Potter lunch. Think it’s a pita bread sandwich with Harry’s face on it. But I’m not sure.

68. Those who enjoy Fred and George’s jokes might treat themselves to some cockroach clusters.

Sure cockroach clusters are marketed as Harry Potter treats. But when I hear about them, I think of Monty Python.

69. Now this is the kind of Hogwarts lunch that’s fit for any wizard in training.

This one even has rice squares from all 4 houses. If these were sandwiches, Slytherin’s would have guacamole.

70. For your Harry Potter snack platter, a cheesy owl is all you need at the center.

Sure this owl may be a bit white and yellow. But it sure looks tasty being surrounded by crackers.

71. For a magical lunch, nothing beats Harry and his owl.

Yes, here’s Harry hanging with his owl Hedwig. Nevertheless, it’s so cute.

72. For all you Despicable Me lovers out there, this minion Harry Potter cake is a real treat.

Sure minions may want to serve an evil master. But this is adorable.

73. Bring the magic to your Harry Potter party with these cake pops.

These are cake pops that pertain to Harry Potter. These consist of a lightning bolt, Hedwig, Gryffindor colors, HP, Harry’s glasses, and the Golden Snitch.

74. For some great wizard candy, you can’t go wrong with quill lollipops.

Yeah, lollipops of a kind of writing implement used in the 1700s at perhaps the latest. Yet, they somehow used these at Hogwarts.

75. For all you Quidditch lovers out there, this cake is for you.

This one depicts Harry Potter catching the Golden Snitch. Not sure which book this is from though.

76. When it comes to Harry Potter cakes, you can’t hate these.

Many of these depict the characters. Yet, I don’t understand why the largest two have to be of Harry and Draco Malfoy. Guess this is for a baby party. In that case, the larger Draco cake makes sense.

77. For a more rustic atmosphere, this Hagrid’s hut gingerbread is just the ticket.

Seems like this one is from Prisoner of Azkaban. And there’s Buckbeak in the pumpkin patch. Let’s hope he doesn’t get killed.

78. These Harry Potter cake pops surely have a lot of magical character.

These consist of Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Dumbledore, Voldemort, Hedwig, Dobby, a broomstick, a book of spells, and a Golden Snitch. Still, these are great.

79. As you see, these cookies are the colors of their respective houses.

Apparently, the hardest one on this is perhaps the Hogwarts crest. The other cookies seem easy.

80. For a magical meal, you can’t beat some lightning bolt pizza.

Because Harry’s scar is shaped as a lightning bolt. From some pizzeria in Liverpool, by the way.

81. When it comes to casting a spell, few can resist a Harry Potter sandwich.

These consist of Harry, Ron, and Hermione. And I swear your kids are going to love these.

82. Nothing makes lunch more enchanting than this Harry Potter bento lunch.

Seems like the main course in this is a Deathly Hallows sandwich. Still, I think it’s clever.

83. When it comes to Harry Potter birthdays, Snape is not impressed.

And yes, I read the cake in the late Alan Rickman’s voice. I don’t know about you, but I find this funny.

84. No Harry Potter party is complete without a Harry Potter pizza.

And it seems like Harry Potter has been attacked by the dreaded basilisk. Just not the one from the Chamber of Secrets.

85. Why have a Hogwarts gingerbread house when you can have a gingerbread castle?

Yes, this is another Hogwarts gingerbread castle. But this is is quite a wonder to behold, too.

86. As you know Hogwarts’ motto goes, “Never tickle a sleeping dragon.”

This Hogwarts crest on this cake seems more official looking than the last one I put on this post. But I like it.

87. Another famous Harry Potter candy is chocolate frogs.

In Harry Potter, they come in boxes with trading cards on them. Still, at least they don’t have real frogs in them.

88. Show your house spirit with these Hogwarts house tie cookies.

Each one is in their respective colors. The Hogwarts one is in the center.

89. Seems like this Hogwarts cake has seen better days.

Wonder what happened here? Battle of Hogwarts? Fred and George escaped from the tower after turning a corridor into a swamp? Someone had a mishap with a spell?

90. I’m sure nobody could resist the spell of these Harry Potter cookies.

These consist of Harry, Ron, Hermione, the Sorting Hat, a mandrake, Hedwig in a cage, Gryffindor colors, and a potion. Still, these are cute.

91. At Honeydukes, it’s said you can get yourself some peppermint toads.

Peppermint toads are also candies from Harry Potter. However, I’m not sure how toads and peppermint go together.

92. Now this is the kind of Burrow house you’d see in the Weasley home.

Yes, it’s another Burrow gingerbread house. But you’d imagine Mrs. Weasley making this on Christmas instead of the other one.

93. For magical dishes, you can’t resist the enchantment of these.

Includes Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Hagrid. Nevertheless, these are adorable.

94. When it comes to a gingerbread Hogwarts, it can’t do without a gingerbread Platform 9 3/4.

You mean they have a gingerbread Hogwarts Express, too? Man, this is just awesome.

95. For easy treats, you can’t go wrong with Deathly Hallows cookies.

Just as long as you don’t invite Vicktor Krum to your party. Because he associates this symbol with the mark of Grindewald.

96. In Harry Potter some things just seem to last forever.

Like Snape’s love for Lily as this cake commemorates. Still, I like the owl on it since it almost looks real.

97. These cauldron cake pops seem to be on fire.

Sure they may not specifically pertain to Harry Potter. But he does have potions class which might have cauldrons like these.

98. Surely a Slytherin picnic has to have a snake sandwich.

After all, the snake is Slytherin’s symbol. Then again, it’s also a symbol for Voldemort and his Death Eaters. I mean the Dark Lord has a pet snake he keeps part of his soul in.

99. When it comes to Harry Potter parties, you can’t do better than a cake with Fawkes the Phoenix on it.

Well, on top, anyway. Nevertheless, I think this is a great cake if you ask me.

100. When it comes to Hogwarts, it doesn’t get better than how it looks during the winter.

Yes, it’s yet another gingerbread Hogwarts. But this one is surely spectacular like you can’t believe.

Cast a Magic Spell with These Harry Potter Craft Projects

Posted by historymaniacmegan on March 14, 2016

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As you may have seen so far, Harry Potter is wildly popular around the world. And like huge fans of Star Wars, Hunger Games, and the NFL, there are plenty of people who have their own brand of magic with their own Harry Potter craft projects. After all, if you’ve seen stuff on Pinterest and Etsy, you’re going to find out that there are fans that are way more obsessed than you. Nevertheless, at Hogwarts, while DIY projects aren’t really a thing, you do have Hermione making the Polyjuice potion for her, Harry, and Ron so they could disguise themselves as Slytherins and sneak into the common room to speak to Draco Malfoy. While this works to a point and the three got what they wanted, Hermione made a major mistake with adding a hair whom she thought was Slytherin student Millicent Bulstrode. However, it turned out to be her cat’s and she had to go to the hospital wing. Let’s just say the Polyjuice potion works well when you’re planning to disguise yourself as a person. However, doesn’t work well when you put a hair of a species that’s different than you. Nevertheless, it was a very funny moment in the series. So for your magical reading pleasure, here I give you a glimpse of all the enchanting Harry Potter craft projects.

Curl up on your couch with your very own Hogwarts House quilt.

Has all 4 Hogwarts houses in its own color scheme and patterns. More like something I’d want for display though.

2. I’m sure any witch would be pleased to wear a pair of Hedwig earrings.

These look so cute. I wonder what kind of person would make stuff like this.

3. Show your loved one where you’d meet them with this pillow.

“I’ll meet you at Platform 9 3/4,” that’s brilliant. I mean you have to be a big fan to want this.

4. If your house elves aren’t available, use this sign.

Of course, using house elves as slaves kind of highlights the dark side of the wizarding world. However, us Harry Potter fans don’t really talk about this.

5. If you loved Hedwig, then you’ll adore this stuffed owl.

Well, stuffed felt owl anyway that resembles Hedwig. But I think this is amazing.

6. Bring the magic wherever you go with this Harry Potter patchwork bag.

Not sure where some of these come from. But I think it’s wonderful to behold.

7. Nothing can make your Harry Potter life complete without these Hogwarts student peg people.

Some of these even have yarn hair on them. Includes Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco, Neville, Cho, and Luna.

8. Little did Voldemort know that he had enough horcruxes for a charm bracelet.

As any Potterhead would know, the horcruxes are Tom Riddle’s diary, Marvolo Gaunt’s ring, Slytherin’s locket, Hufflepuff’s cup, Ravenclaw’s diadem, Harry Potter, and Nagini. I’m sure it’s apparent for those who’ve read the books.

9. This sign post will help you find your way to wherever you desire.

Shows the way to Privet Drive, Hogwarts Express, Ollivander’s, Knockturn Alley, Ministry of Magic, Gringotts, and Diagon Alley. Nevertheless, love the signs if you ask me.

10. Grace your door to bring magic in your home with this Harry Potter wreath.

It’s in the standard Gryffindor colors as well as consists of Harry’s trademark glasses and lightning bolt scar. All in all, it’s a fitting tribute.

11. Show your guests where the butterbeer is with this 3 Broomsticks sign.

Not sure if the sign looks like that in the movies or the books. But I like it.

12. Show pride for your Hogwarts house with these pendant necklaces.

Each of these are made from clay according to its Etsy listing. But they look do well done, I just want to collect them all.

13. If you want to know where your family is, you might want to go with your very own Weasley clock.

I’m sure this was made by someone with too much time on their hands. Still, it’s almost exactly as I imagined it.

14. If you liked Fawkes the Phoenix, then you might appreciate this embroidery piece.

This is a lovely embroirdery piece of Fawkes. Whoever made it really got the color scheme right. Love this.

15. Show your Hogwarts House pride with these house scarf earrings.

Will surely go great with those House pendant necklaces. Still, wonder how anyone could knit scarves so small like that.

16. For Fawkes the Phoenix fans, this amigurumi will melt your heart.

This shows how the bird looks at 4 different angles. Nevertheless, this is adorable.

17. Of course, be wary around this crocheted mandrake.

Not sure if the mandrake is as ugly as you see in the movies. But I think this is clever.

18. This Golden Snitch necklace will open at the close.

Or so it seems like it since it looks as if the clasps are in the center. Still, not sure why they’d have a Golden Snitch in Quidditch in the first place other than it being a quick way to end a match.

19. If you want to go back an hour this spring, you might need a time turner necklace.

Again, while Dumbledore says that magic can’t bring back the dead, somehow Harry and Hermione used a time turner to bring back Buckbeak and help Sirius Black escape. Yes, it’s kind of confusing.

20. For any potions classroom, you might want to go with a hanging like this.

Of course, Professor Snape might think it’s a waste of space. But then again, he’s not much for decorating anyway.

21. Decorate your home for your Harry Potter party with magical decorations like these.

These are outdoor decorations. But they’re certainly in the creative Harry Potter spirit. I mean they tend to resemble Harry’s things.

22. When it comes to Harry Potter, these finger puppets are hard to resist.

These are made of felt. Includes Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Ginny, Hagrid, Snape, Dobby, Dumbledore, and Voldemort.

23. Study for your exams with your very own Hogwarts desk.

Not even Harry had a desk at Hogwarts like this. Still, I’m sure it was made by someone with too much time on their hands.

24. This hairpin will help you show your Hogwarts spirit.

Well, this looks doable for the Hogwarts crest. Well, if I had better drawing skills anyway.

25. Support the Gryffindor Quidditch team with your very own Luna Lovegood lion hat.

Yes, Luna Lovegood wore a hat like this in the books. Yes, she’s kind of eccentric as you see. But you have to like this.

26. Got empty bottles and jars? Make potion containers out of them.

This is a creative idea. Just paint them black and put labels and corks on them. Still, you wouldn’t want to drink from them.

27. A stuffed Hedwig like this would make you hoot for joy.

Yes, it’s another stuffed Hedwig. But this one has Harry Potter glasses and a Gryffindor scarf.

28. When it comes to receiving a word from home, nobody wants to get a howler.

A howler is a letter in the wizarding world in which the sender yells at the recipient. Ron gets one from his mom in Book 2 after he and Harry took the Mr. Weasley’s flying car to Hogwarts which later got them entangled in the Whomping Willow.

29. Now you can board the Hogwarts Express at Platform 9 3/4.

Actually it’s a curtain of the wall that wizards have to go through to get to Platform 9 3/4. Still, it’s pretty clever.

30. Keep your home lit with this lamp of the Deathly Hallows symbol.

Let’s just say if you have a triangle lamp, it shouldn’t be hard for you to design something like this. Still, you should know what each shape stands for.

31. Know what spell to use with this Harry Potter light switch cover.

As any Potter fan knows, Lumos means light and Nox means night. It’s pretty straightforward.

32. Through this sampler, may you solemnly swear that you’re up to no good.

Of course, you have to say these words in order to open the Marauder’s Map. It’s perhaps one of the most underrated magical items in the wizarding world ever.

33. Nothing makes a Harry Potter party like a bunch of letters coming out from the fireplace.

With the way the fireplace is where I live, I could never pull this off at my house. Still, I think it’s brilliant.

34. In case of being cursed, it’s always great to have a potion trunk handy.

Unlike in chemistry sets, none of these work. They’re more or less used to put on necklaces or bracelets.

35. If you don’t live at Hogwarts, you can always make a sculpture of one in a cauldron.

This one is made from clay as you see. And probably by someone with too much time on their hands, too.

36. You never know how easy it is to make a broomstick.

This one just consists of wrapping twigs on big stick with packing tape. Seems doable if you ask me.

37. Tell the time to get on board the Hogwarts Express with this clock of Platform 9 3/4.

Yes, this is a clock. Yes, I thought there was paint chipped from this, too when I first saw this.

38. Lay your head on this Hedwig pillow.

It’s just a bright blue cushion pillow with a snowy owl on it. But I’m sure any Potter fan would adore this.

39. “After all this time?”

Pretty much sums up Snape’s love for Lily. And why his patronus is a doe.

40. You can never get more endearing than with these Harry Potter amigurumi.

This one includes Harry, Ron, Hermione, Hedwig, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape, Lucius Malfoy, and Voldemort. Nevertheless, these are adorable.

41. Have your home be the ultimate Harry Potter sanctuary with these canvas blocks.

These consist of the Deathly Hallows, the Golden Snitch, Platform 9 3/4, and Harry’s glasses and scar. Bound to go well in any room.

42. Before going to Diagon Alley, make sure you have some wizard money with you.

As you know, wizard money consists of galleons, sickles, and knuts. And no, they have no bills or charge cards to speak of. Even though those products really come in handy.

43. Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans are great for charm bracelets.

In fact, it comes to my attention that these beans are better for decorating than eating. Then again, I was never a fan of jelly beans anyway.

44. Be the brave witch in your kitchen with your Gryffindor apron.

I don’t know about you. Yet, did you ever wonder whether they practiced lab safety in Potions class? Just a thought.

45. Remember, anyone with unpaired socks can now donate them for a good cause.

Yes, donate your socks to save Dobby and his house elf friends. Okay, maybe Harry helped free him. But still, this is great.

46. A Harry Potter party is never complete without a golden owl sculpture.

Even if people don’t get the Harry Potter reference, they’d still think this is amazing. Still, probably created by someone with too much time on their hands.

47. If you like the Chamber of Secrets, you might like this diorama of Ron and Harry flying to Hogwarts.

Let’s hope they watch out for the Whomping Willow. And sightings from Muggle conspiracy theorists.

48. For a Harry Potter tea party, you can never find a better tea set than this.

Well, this was listed on Etsy. Still, this seems like something you’d find at a Hogwarts gift shop for some reason.

49. Hanging a wreath like this at the door can help ward off Dementors.

Yes, it’s a Patronus wreath as you see. And it seems that these people’s patronuses are a horse and jellyfish.

50. Of course, no Harry Potter craft post is complete without a set of nesting dolls.

Includes Dumledore, Snape, Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Voldemort. Still, I’ve put nesting dolls of Hunger Games and Star Wars back in November.

51. Seems like the Weasleys have gone a bit high tech.

Sometimes I don’t know why wizards don’t embrace higher forms of technology. A clock like this would make the Weasleys’ lives so much easier even with magic.

52. Step into Hogwarts with these Harry Potter high heels.

Yes, I had Harry Potter high heels in my last post. But these are more decorated as you see.

53. Cover up your couch with this Harry Potter afghan.

I see that the edges contain the Deathly Hallows symbol. But you have to appreciate the design.

54. If you need a patronus, this sampler of a stag should help.

Harry’s is a stag like his dad’s would be since it was his animagus form. Love the craftsmanship here.

55. Nothing makes your Gryffindor common room better than a lamp like this.

Well, it has a Gryffindor lampshade and a Hedwig lamp body. Still, I think it’s brilliant.

56. Grace your magical home with your very own Deathly Hallows mirror.

I know this isn’t suited for a bathroom. But it would look great in a hall or a living room.

57. At Diagon Alley, you could always lounge at the Leaky Cauldron.

This is a Leaky Cauldron sign. Nevertheless, I think it almost seems like you’d see in the movie.

58. Nothing brings the magical world of Harry Potter to life than these Chibi figures.

Well, can’t name the characters in this bunch since it would be a long list. But they all look so cute.

59. This Harry Potter patchwork bag really brings out the magic.

Yes, I know it’s another Harry Potter patchwork bag. But this one is in a different design. So creative though.

60. For a more laid back home, you might like this Harry Potter bookshelf quilt.

Contains an assortment of Harry’s things. But be sure to be careful with The Monster Book of Monsters.

61. Don’t worry, I’m sure the stag patronus would ward off the dementor.

Sure they may be Halloween and Christmas decorations meshed together. But you have do admit that this is clever.

62. I suppose these signs will help you find your way in the wizarding world.

Signs consist of Hogwarts, Knight Bus, Quiddich, Diagon Alley, Ministry of Magic, Shell Cottage, the Burrow, Hogsmeade, and Godric’s Hollow. Love the colors on these, too.

63. If you need something to carry your things, Hermione’s purse is just for you.

Man, I wish I had something like this. Doesn’t hurt that it’s purple. Nor the fact it can hold almost everything you need. Well, as far as the books and movies are concerned.

64. If you love gardening, then this Harry Potter terrarium should do nicely.

Guess it’s Harry, Ron, and Hermione out somewhere. And here’s Harry with his books and Hedwig.

65. Show your House pride with these Hogwarts House pillows.

Each of these is made of felt with the House colors and symbol. Yet, these are all adorable.

66. Raise a glass for your House with these Hogwarts wine glasses and carafe.

The carafe has the Hogwarts crest on it. The glasses represent a house. Makes a great commemorative set.

67. Seems like Hedwig has brought Harry something special.

Well, this is an embroidery of Hedwig bringing Harry a broom. Not sure what you think about it. But I like it.

68. Oh, my God, the Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Watch out, muggle borns.

I know this is for a party. But when you read it in Book 2, it wasn’t something worth celebrating about.

69. Experience the magic of Harry Potter with this commemorative quilt.

Yes, I know it’s another quilt. But this one contains stuff pertaining to the books and movies.

70. Celebrate the Harry Potter series by hanging this wreath upon your door.

Now this seems like a definitive Harry Potter wreath. They even have the taped glasses and Hogwarts on it.

71. Relive the world of Harry Potter with this peg people Hogwarts Dollhouse.

Sure it’s not exactly like Hogwarts. But I think it’s rather ingenious nevertheless. So it goes on this post.

72. For all you die hard Potter fans out there, this quilt is for you.

Wonder who would have so much time on their hands to make this quilt. Still, this is incredible to look at.

73. Of course, we try not to discriminate against muggles.

Muggles are non-magic folk in Harry Potter. Yet, I think this sign is so funny.

74. If you want to know your way around Hogwarts, it helps if you paint your closet door as the Marauder’s Map.

The Marauder’s Map also tells you where people are at all times. Yet, I suppose this door was painted like the map by someone with too much time on their hands.

75. When it comes to lawn furniture, nothing is more magical than this Harry Potter wooden lawn chair.

Now that’s the kind of lawn chair I wouldn’t want to put outside. I’d be afraid about the lovely paint job being washed off by the rain.

76. Ladies, show your love for Hogwarts with this lovely black skirt.

This one has all house signs and other magical things. Still, love the purple bow.

77. Master the dead of night with this Deathly Hallows lamp.

Shapes of the Deathly Hallows: The line symbolizes the Elder Wand, held by the brother who died lusting for power. The circle represents the Resurrection Stone held by the brother who died for love. And the Triangle represents the Invisibility Cloak held by the brother who hid away from Death for many years before greeting him as an old friend.

78. Now even the birds can enjoy the magic of Hogwarts.

Yes, this is a Harry Potter birdhouse. A place for wizard birds everywhere to congregate and live.

79. For those who wish to do magic, these Harry Potter wands are just for you.

These are DIY wands which probably are less expensive than ones sold by major companies. They’re also more colorful.

80. When arriving in the house, always know where to put your broom.

Yes, this is a broom rack. No, those brooms aren’t for cleaning. But this is pretty clever if you ask me.

81. Nothing makes a great Harry Potter party than decorating some wine glasses with horcrux cocktail rings.

And there are 7 of these for good measure. Note that Harry’s is red and 3 have other house colors on them.

82. When it comes to wands, each wizard’s is unique.

Yes, this is another set of DIY wands. Yet, these seem to resemble the wands that you’ve seen in the movies.

83. Those who’ve seen the Chamber of Secrets might remember when Ron tried to turn his rat into a water goblet.

Yes, I remember this. It’s also pretty disturbing considering that Ron’s rat wasn’t really a rat at all.

84. Those of whom remember the Sorcerer’s Stone might enjoy this flying key mobile.

Those flying keys certainly bring back memories. If you want to catch one, try to go with the old looking one with the broken wing.

85. If you got a train set, you might like this little train engine.

Yes, this is a wooden rendition of the Hogwarts Express. And yes, it’s quite delightful if you ask me.

86. If you like the riches at Gringotts, then this gold bar might suit your fancy.

However, since this is a replica, you shouldn’t have to worry about the goblins wanting it. And they’re pretty greedy about their stuff. I mean they didn’t take it very well when Godric Gryffindor’s sword was taken from them.

87. Nothing makes a true Harry Potter fan than a pair of earrings like these.

These include the Gryffindor colors, the lightning bolt scar, and Harry’s glasses. Pretty cool though.

88. If you love Luna Lovegood, then you can’t do without these accessories.

Not sure if I recall the cork necklace or the bug ring. But I certainly remember the turnip earrings.

89. When you need a guide to Hogwarts, this map is for you.

Sure it's not the Marauder's Map. But it's a fine illustration just the same.

Sure it’s not the Marauder’s Map. But it’s a fine illustration that it’s a work of art on its own merit.

90. To help you through your day, this clock could come in handy.

I know it’s not a Weasley clock. But this one does help you know what you should do by the hour.

91. When it comes to studying potions, it helps when you have all the ingredients and concoctions you can get.

This one has a number describing what each potion is. Some might be more harmful than others. So use caution.

92. Know where your Hogwarts House stands up with these beaded point necklace vials.

$The Hogwarts Houses go by a point system pertaining to successes and infractions. However, by the later points, nobody seems to care about winning the house cup anymore.$

The Hogwarts Houses go by a point system pertaining to successes and infractions. However, by the later points, nobody seems to care about winning the house cup anymore.

93. Anyone who likes Mrs. Weasley’s sleeves might love this sweater.

Yeah, you have to love those sleeves. Not sure whether the rest of it goes with them. But I’ll take it.

94. Seems like Ron drove his dad’s car into the Whomping Willow.

Let’s just say the Whomping Willow is the last tree you’d probably want to run into. I mean it attacks people. Still, this is pretty good.

95. If you like Quidditch, you might take to these Golden Snitch earrings.

The existence of the Golden Snitch in Quidditch makes me suspect that matches aren’t timed or sectioned. How else can I explain that?

96. This Weasley watch will let you know where your loved ones are while on the go.

I’m sure Mrs. Weasley has to have a watch like this. Well, this one just tells the time. But it’s clever nonetheless.

97. Keep your ingredients organized with this potion spice rack.

Don’t know whether Professor Snape would have paprika or cinnamon on him. But this is clever.

98. Keep yourself warm with this owl post beanie.

This is a beanie with an owl carrying a letter in it. Not sure if it’s Hedwig though.

99. Support your Hogwarts house by wearing one of these necklace pendants.

Each pendant comes with house animal and colors. Not sure if I’d want to wear any of them though.

100. Experience the magic of Harry Potter with these necklace pendants on a chain.

Each pendant pertains to something from the Harry Potter series. But I think it’s best you wear one of these at a time.

Diagon Alley Worthy Harry Potter Merchandise

Posted by historymaniacmegan on March 13, 2016

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In the world of Harry Potter, there are all kinds of places to shop. There’s Diagon Alley which sells a lot of stuff for young witches and wizards preparing for their first or subsequent year of Hogwarts as well as for other wizarding needs. There’s Knockturn Alley for stuff pertaining to the Dark Arts and flesh eating slug repellant, but you don’t want to go there. Then there’s Hogsmeade which is a wizard village that has some restaurants and tourist stuff. Oh, and later on, Fred and George start a joke shop called Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes. Of course, here in the muggle real world we must toil, Harry Potter has become such a smash hit with 7 books and 8 movies that it has made scores of money on merchandise. Whether the beneficiaries be J. K. Rowling, Warner Brothers, Amazon, companies, or some random people on Etsy. And let’s just say there are all kinds of Harry Potter merchandise out there like Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans, action figures, T-shirts, house banners, and the like. But I decided to dedicate my post to some of the ridiculous Harry Potter stuff out there that might have some unfortunate implications. So for your reading pleasure, I give you this.

Show your support for the Dark Lord with this dark mark tattoo decal.

Of course, unlike the real dark marks in the series, it actually comes off. But c’mon, it’s basically a symbol of a wizard terrorist organization for God’s sake.

2. This pair of underwear will show that you’ll go sleazy for Ronald Weasley.

Of course, anyone who wears this might want to be wary of Hermione Granger. Take a cue what happened to what she did when Ron dated Lavender Brown in Book 6. It wasn’t pretty.

3. If you see yourself a Ravenclaw, you might want Rowena’s diadem of your very own.

Note that it has a tragic provenance since it was stolen by her daughter who ended up in a murder-suicide with the Bloody Baron. Also contains a fragment of Voldemort’s soul making it a horcrux that must be destroyed.

4. For the Harry Potter foodie, this Harry Potter cookbook is for you.

Not sure what kind of recipes are in this one. And I’m not sure if I’d want to know at any rate.

5. There’s nothing that brings eternal glory like a Triwizard Cup.

However, remember that it’s also a portkey that could transport you and your co-champion to a cemetery to see the Dark Lord’s resurrection. Oh, and if you’re Cedric Diggory, you won’t come out alive.

6. If you’re into Harry Potter and takeout, these wand chopsticks are for you.

Made in Japan, by the way, which explains a lot. And I thought lightsaber chopsticks were crazy. I mean wands are for magic, not eating utensils.

7. Those who are a Hufflepuff at heart might enjoy Helga’s cup.

Keep in mind that Voldemort stole this and killed its owner before making it into a horcrux. It also sat in a Gringotts vault with a complicated magic security system.

8. Impress the Harry Potter man in your life with these golden snitch nipple pasties.

With products like these, you’d wonder if there was any Harry Potter themed strip club out there. Okay, I shouldn’t have said that.

9. Cuddle up on your couch with your very own Fang plushie.

As Potterheads know, Fang is Hagrid’s dog that accompanies him and tends to drool a lot. I think I’ve seen a plushie of Fluffy that was cuter than this.

10. Assume the form of someone else with this Polyjuice potion flask.

I don’t think you can make Polyjuice potion in real life. However, if you can, make sure you don’t put any animal hair in it before consumption. Hermione learned this the hard way.

11. If you’re into the dark arts and jewelry, this Slytherin locket is for you.

Of course, Voldemort stole this from his mother’s family and turned it into a horcrux. It’s been causing all kinds of terrible shit ever since.

12. If you’re into magical creatures, you might like the Monster Book of Monsters.

It’s the kind of vicious textbook you have to wrestle with before you read. Literally it’s not a book you can just curl up with on a rainy day.

13. Those who have a fascination with the dark arts or Deathly Hallows might adore this Marvolo Gaunt ring.

It’s a horcrux that used to contain a Resurrection Stone. However, when Dumbledore wore it, it withered his hand and led him to seek assisted suicide. Hey, it was to save Draco Malfoy’s life, too.

14. Magically scrub yourself with some Half-Blood soap.

Wonder what this smells like. Still, doesn’t help that it has glitter on it. That stuff could get everywhere.

15. For those who turn into a beast at a certain time of the month, try some wolfsbane potion.

Yes, the kind of potion for werewolves that’ll keep them from transforming on their time of the month. However, it’s bound to make them ill though.

16. If you’re into Quidditch, how about ride on this Firebolt?

According to The Richest, this thing is said to cost $294.95. Let’s just say it would be cheaper if you used a broom in the closet.

17. For a real broomstick riding experience, you can’t go wrong with a Nimbus 2000 vibrating broom.

Actually you can’t buy this anymore because parents complained about it. Mostly because it was a phallus shaped toy that vibrates when wedged between a kid’s legs.

18. Seems like someone’s Chamber of Secrets has been opened.

Yeah, I get the picture and know what “Chamber of Secrets” means. Yet, sometimes it only takes the right basilisk.

19. Those into chess might enjoy this Harry Potter wizard chess set.

Of course, it’s not as violent as Wizard Chess in Harry’s world. Also, it costs a whopping $395.95, which is ridiculous.

20. For your magical pet, I’m sure they’d feel right at home in a replica of Hagrid’s hut.

Okay, this was probably made by someone with too much time on their hands. Also, I think your pet needs a place like this. Just saying.

21. Cast a spell with this Harry Potter wand in your bedroom.

Uh, that’s a dildo which is clearly an adult toy. Okay, this is just wrong here.

22. Solemnly swear that you’re up to no good in this Marauder’s Map corset.

Another thing you might see in a Harry Potter strip club. Or sex dungeon. I’m not sure which.

23. Nothing makes a sweeter rub down than some Butterbeer massage oil.

Because nothing makes you and your lover more attractive than smelling like you’ve just come out of the Three Bromsticks at Hogsmeade. And I’m sure that’s a hotel and bar where they serve alcoholic beverages to teenagers. Then again, they’re British, but still.

24. These panties will show that you long for Neville’s bottom.

Well, since he was played by Matthew Lewis in the later movies, it’s easy to see why. I mean puberty was very good to him.

25. Call upon this pair of boxers to summon your patronus in your trousers.

Guys, I’m sure those boxers would just be plenty to keep the dementors away. Still, why such a pair exist I have no idea.

26. For a great place to keep your wand, fellas, look no further.

Depends on the wizard who wields it. And if you’re not him, then no thanks.

27. For those of the brave of heart, the sword of Gryffindor can be yours.

All you have to pay is $195.95. Seriously, I can find one that’s cheaper by pulling it out of a hat.

28. Love the smell of nature? Well, this Hagrid’s hut wax melt is for you.

I don’t know about you, but would you really want your place to smell like Hagrid’s hut? Seriously, I think there are better places in Harry Potter that smell better than that. The Burrow, for instance.

29. Protect yourself traveling through your lady’s Chamber of Secrets with these Harry Poppers.

Yes, these are condoms by Magic X. Unfortunately, they’re no longer available since Warner Brothers sued the Swiss manufacturer for copyright infringement.

30. Keep your cigs magically in order with your own Harry Potter cigarette case.

Uh, I know there may be smokers who like Harry Potter. However, this doesn’t mean we should have Harry Potter themed tobacco paraphernalia.

31. Harry Potter pancakes are part of this magically complete breakfast.

Of course, if you make a house elf cook them, Hermione would get mad at you. Still, this seems like a silly marketing ploy to me.

32. Smell magically fresh with some Harry Potter EDT Spray.

I think this one was made before the movies ever came out. Not sure who the hell thought up this. I mean it’s pretty strange.

33. For a magical treat, snack on some of Bertie Bott’s Every Flavored Beans.

These are jellybeans. Sure you’ll find some fruity flavors. But you’ll also have earwax, booger, vomit, dirt, and rotten egg. What’s not to love?

34. This decal is guaranteed to help you find your way to the Ministry of Magic.

I’m sure your guests who aren’t familiar with the series won’t get this. But yes, you enter to the Ministry of Magic through some rundown public bathroom as I’ve read in the books.

35. For a magical night, put on some Deathly Hallow nipple pasties.

Okay, I'm sure the Wizarding World of Harry Potter must have its own strip club. Otherwise, how could I explain how these exist?

Okay, I’m sure the Wizarding World of Harry Potter must have its own strip club. Otherwise, how else could I explain how these exist?

36. Deck your Harry Potter home with this mounted house elf head.

Sure it’s not Dobby. But this doesn’t make the house elf head display less disturbing.

37. For keepsake items, I’m sure this mandrake baby will suit your fancy.

Okay, mandrake babies are incredibly creepy. The costumes are cute for babies. But this, not so much.

38. Those who love Mad Eye Moody would appreciate this hip flask and magic eye.

Not sure to decide which one is more disturbing. Then again, maybe the hip flask since I know it wasn’t used to store pumpkin juice in Book 4.

39. Why have a Marauder’s Map when you could get a Marauder’s Map dress?

Okay, since when would anyone make a dress out of the Marauder’s Map? Seriously, why?

40. If you think My Little Pony is too cutesy for your taste, there’s always My Little Death Eater.

I know this is possibly the most demented My Little Pony I’ve ever seen. Still, I think it’s hilarious.

41. If you liked the Chamber of Secrets, then you’ll like this basilisk fang necklace.

I’m sure you wouldn’t be able to wear that at school if it has a very strict weapons policy. Still, not sure if it would make you look like a badass either.

42. As you might recall, extendable ears are great for eavesdropping.

However, in the muggle world we live in, these are just novelty toys. But in the books, they’re one of Fred and George Weasley’s joke inventions.

43. Forgot anything? You might need a remembrall.

Okay, it doesn’t make red smoke if your forget something. However, at least you won’t have Draco Malfoy steal it off you like he did to Neville just for kicks.

44. For those seeking enlightenment, perhaps this Zen Dobby might help you.

Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf. And Dobby only pawn in game of life.

45. For your Harry Potter Christmas tree, this ornament is just the ticket.

Because nothing makes a Merry Christmas than flying on some brooms to escape from fiendfire. At least they didn’t end up like Crabbe (or Goyle in the movie).

46. Ensnare a crush to desire you with a bottle of Amortentia.

I don’t see anything wrong with this since I know it’s not going to work being made by muggles on Etsy. But in the wizarding world, Amortentia is the most powerful love potion and like other love potions, its Muggle equivalent are roofies. Seriously, love potions are date rape drugs. Look what happened to Ron when he ate some some chocolates from one of Harry’s stalkers.

47. For the die hard Potterheads, you can finally buy your own Invisibility Cloak.

Okay, I know it certainly won’t make you invisible. However, it does have a magical power of its own. Like making your $300 magically disappear. Yes, $300 you could’ve spent on something better like anything.

48. Prepare for the Battle of Hogwarts with your very own Ultimate Dueling Battle Trainer.

I could see why Voldemort is the target. Other than that, I’m not sure why this exist? At least the Star Wars one would cooler if you ask me.

49. For your castle, line your mantle with these potion bottles.

Sure these are for display only. Because if it was the wizarding world, you really don’t want to know what these do to you.

50. If you like gardening, you might like this mandrake in a pot.

Like I said before, mandrakes aren’t adorable. In fact, they’re hideous. However, they do come in handy when students are petrified.

51. Don’t have any time? Get yourself a time turner like Hermione did.

Sure it may not turn back time since it’s a replica. However, it’s known to cost about $224.95.

52. Of course, I couldn’t forget Tom Riddle’s diary.

You know the one he used to lure Ginny into the Chamber of Secrets. And the one Harry eventually stabbed in there. Of course, the Chamber of Secrets thing would’ve been avoided if Lucius just didn’t sneak it in Ginny’s basket.

53. For the brave and bold, you have to have a Gryffindor crocheted bikini.

I’m not sure why these yarn bikinis exist. I mean they’re not the kind you’d want while swimming. Seriously, why?

54. At Hogwarts, smell like the scent in the house you belong to.

Wait a minute, each Hogwarts house has its own perfume bottle? Seriously, do fans really need stuff like this? I think it’s overdoing it.

55. These panties might say you love good even if you’re not Luna.

I don’t know what to make about these Potter panties. Guess they’re very popular. Can’t come up with a better explanation.

56. Need socks? How about some Harry Potter sock yarn?

I don’t see why they’d make such a promotion. Socks are one thing. But sock yarn? Seriously?

57. Seems like anyone wearing this shirt might have narrow dating interests.

Well, maybe “muggles” here means non-Harry Potter fans. Still, some might take it the wrong way.

58. “My magic brings Voldemort to the yard, damn right it’s hurting my scar.”

Yes, but that doesn’t mean Harry would want people to note that. Also, it’s bound to put him and his friends in a highly dangerous situation.

59. Drink your worries away with this “Obliviate” beer glass.

Well, that’s one way to do it. Then again, you might not want to drink out of this while driving.

60. Quidditch wouldn’t be the same without a bludger and a beater bat.

You know the magic balls that go after players and the sticks you hit them with. At least the muggle equivalent isn’t as nasty.

61. Charm your sweetheart with some love potion.

I think it’s just candy filled in this one. However, in the wizarding world, love potions their equivalent to date rape drugs. Yet, somehow they’re readily available.

62. Show your house pride with these Hogwarts house rings.

Now I’ve heard of class rings. But Hogwarts house rings. Isn’t it a bit much? I mean why?

63. Keep your dog snug and warm with this Gryffindor hat.

I guess this is for a pug which kind of makes sense. Why it exists, I have no idea.

64. Hold your door with this door stopper Dobby.

Okay, Dobby may not be the scariest characters from Harry Potter. But this doorstop is so freaky looking for some reason.

65. Show that you like to be Slytherin in the sheets.

Yes, I get the puns and how these underwear could sell. But still, that doesn’t change that Harry Potter was originally meant for children.

66. Enjoy the mystery with this Harry Potter Clue game.

“It was Professor Snape in the Great Hall with a candlestick.” Couldn’t resist saying that.

67. If you’re into making money, you might like some Harry Potter Monopoly.

Oh, sorry, it seems that you have to go directly to Azkaban. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 galleons.

68. Pop the question to your girlfriend with this Golden Snitch engagement ring.

Guys, unless she insists on a ring like a golden snitch, don’t get her one. Even if she likes Harry Potter. Also, costs $155.

69. To help you through the night, you might take to a Deluminator.

The version of this product is a flashlight. However, the wizard version can put out lights and help you find your friends. So disappointing.

70. Own a piece of Harry Potter lore with a replica of his glasses.

These costs about $59.95 and they’re for display only, By contrast, some pairs of designer frames are relatively cheaper with or without insurance coverage.

71. The Mirror of Erised always reflects what you desire.

Well, this one is just a mirror which only reflects what you look like. And this can be yours for $69.00.

72. For the shiny smart witches, you might take to this blinged Ravenclaw bra.

Seems like something you’d find in Luna Lovegood’s lingerie drawer. And I don’t think she’d wear it to impress boys. But you’d never know.

73. Now you can write like a wizard with this replica Harry Potter quill set.

This set costs about $34.99, which is pretty steep. Because I could easily find a feather like that during a walk to the cemetery around turkey season. In fact, I have a quill of my own that I didn’t have to pay for at all.

74. Now you can open up letters with this mighty sword of Gryffindor letter opener.

Now that looks like one of the most expensive letter openers I’ve ever seen. Seriously, I bet it costs more than a mere paper weight.

75. Keep yourself magically clean with some Sirius Black inspired soap.

Let’s hope these smell like Books 4 and 5 Sirius Black and not Book 3. Because the Book 3 Sirius Black smells worse than Hagrid on a good day.

76. For some magical tea time, you can always go with a Deathly Hallows tea infuser.

Of course, since the books came out in Britain you can understand this. Then again, the Deathly Hallows did protect Harry from Voldemort.

77. Hold your toast on the Hogwarts Express rack.

Yes, give your toast a ride from the toaster to Hogwarts. Wonder if it does come with a Hogwarts toaster. Wouldn’t be surprised.

78. Light up your magical life with these Harry Potter book lighters.

I don’t know about you but these look like cigarette lighters to me. Oh, wait they are cigarette lighters, which is kind of disturbing if you ask me.

79. Nothing makes your magic life complete like a figurine of Hedwig in a cage.

Sure owls don’t make good pets. Still, I think a plushie Hedwig would make more sense than one like this.

80. Commemorate the Prisoner of Azkaban with your very own dementor snow globe.

Because nothing brings fond memories like being surrounded by beings of dread that can suck your soul. Be sure to be like Lupin and have plenty of chocolate.

Because nothing brings fond memories like being surrounded by beings of dread that can suck your soul or make you realize that you have PTSD. Be sure to be like Lupin and have plenty of chocolate.

81. This cutting board will help you begin any Hogwarts feast.

And without house elves, too. However, you’ll probably be chopping veggies without magic either.

82. Now you can see your own panoramic views with these omnioculars.

They’re wizard binoculars but they let you see more. Not sure if the muggle version works though.

83. Get your own Three Broomsticks souvenir mug.

Funny, this Three Broomsticks logo looks very similar to the Starbucks one. Wonder why that is.

84. Whoever drinks from this flask of Veritaserum always tells the truth.

Well, maybe not. But since it’ll be filled with alcohol, it might lead the drinker to tell truths that you’ve never heard before.

85. Get into the best of pureblood supremacy fashion with this Lucius Malfoy walking stick.

Note that Lucius’s wand is inside it, too. Costs $109.00, which is probably cheaper than what Lucius originally got it for.

86. Grace your Christmas tree this year with this Harry Potter potions master keepsake ornament.

Because nothing says Merry Christmas like doing a lab while being bullied by the teacher who hates you because he never got over your mom. Still, Harry should be lucky that Snape would never try to kill him.

87. Celebrate Christmas by hanging this ornament of Harry in front of the Mirror of Erised.

Because nothing brings up wonderful Christmas memories than longing for the sight of your long dead parents. You know because they were murdered during your infancy.

88. For your holiday season, you can’t go wrong with the gargoyle guard ornament.

For nothing brings fond memories on Christmas than being sent to the principal’s office. Fortunately, Hogwarts’ headmaster is Albus Dumbledore who knows very well that Harry didn’t open the Chamber of Secrets.

89. Freshen your home with this Hagrid scented candle.

This is said to carry scents like dragon fire, mulled mead, and Hogwarts grounds. Nevertheless, would you want your place smelling like Hagrid? Probably not.

90. This tank expresses that you’ll be working out for the Triwizard Tournament.

Of course, the Triwizard Tournament occurs every 100 years. Yet, despite being ineligible, Harry was drafted into it as an unwilling participant.

91. Have your room smelling sweet with this Snape scented candle.

Said to smell like potion textbooks, dungeon corridors, and lilies. What it should smell like: hair grease.

92. Relive the first Harry Potter book with this Sorcerer’s Stone replica.

Sure it may not grant immortality or turn metals into gold. But it will take $93 out of your wallet.

93. Bring back the memories of Harry’s first time in the Forbidden Forest with this necklace of unicorn blood.

As you know, drinking unicorn blood may keep you alive. However, because you’ve slain something pure and defenseless to save yourself, you’re doomed to a half-life, a cursed life the moment the blood touches your lips.

94. Swish and flick to change the channel with this Harry Potter universal remote control.

Sure it looks cool. But I wonder what spells you have to perform to turn it on/off, control volume, or change the channel.

95. With such shot glasses, you’ll solemnly swear you’re up to no good.

Well, at least that’s an appropriate message for a shot glass. On the other side it says, “mischief managed.” Drink responsibly.

96. For those who wondered where their Hogwarts acceptance letter is, they might appreciate this gift.

Okay, it might not get you into Hogwarts because that place doesn’t exist. But it will make $60 magically disappear from your wallet. Also includes Marauder’s Map.

97. For coffee all you have to say is Espresso Patronum.

Uh, I don’t think getting coffee works that way. However, this is pretty clever if you ask me.

98. Step into a world of magic with these Harry Potter high heeled shoes.

Yes, these are sparkly. But I’m not sure why these exist. Guess there’s a Harry Potter nightclub around some corner.

99. When playing game of Quidditch you can’t go without these Hogwarts House Nike shoes.

Well, at least that makes more sense than Harry Potter high heels. Still, if I had a pair, I’d be afraid to get them dirty. They’re also probably expensive as bloody hell.

100. Relive the Hogwarts experience with this porcelain replica of Hogwarts castle.

Now that seems to resemble a very expensive paperweight. Makes you wonder what they’re going come up with when Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them comes out in June.

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