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Wish Upon a Star For These Disney Merchandise

Posted by historymaniacmegan on

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It’s no secret that Disney makes a killing off of merchandise and that was when they didn’t own Marvel or Star Wars. And as a kid, I’m sure I got my parents to contribute generously to that company so I can have some Disney crap of my own. And I’m sure there are plenty of kids who did the same at some point in their lives. Nevertheless, Disney merchandise is everywhere, especially at their theme parks. One of my biggest gripes about going to Disney with my high school marching band during my senior year wasn’t that the Disney merchandise was everywhere but that most of it was associated with Mickey Mouse and his friends whom I’ve said before don’t really care for. In fact, I didn’t include Mickey and his gang among the Disney costume set because I simply don’t like a lot of Mickey Mouse cartoons. The guy is creepy and has an annoying voice. But I understand he’s Disney’s mascot and when it comes to doing the other posts unrelated to costumes, you can’t avoid him. I mean every time I look for Disney stuff, I see Mickey all the damn time. Anyway, I don’t mind so much for merchandise since I usually feature the crazier stuff instead of your standard things. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a glimpse into the wonderful world of Disney merchandise.

 

  1. Fans of Toy Story will surely adore this Slinky Dog tote bag.
Seems like Slinky Dog is stretched out of shape. Yeah, I don't think he's in the best mood.

Seems like Slinky Dog is stretched out of shape. Yeah, I don’t think he’s in the best mood.

2. Show your love for Disney with this Mickey Mouse pocket knife from the 1933 Chicago World Fair.

Handy for opening letters and packages. Also great for attacking rival gang members.

Handy for opening letters and packages. Also great for attacking rival gang members.

3. Keep everything magically fixed and sealed with some Frozen duck tape.

Yeah, I have no idea why they have this. It doesn't seem to make much sense. I mean it's duck tape. Everyone buys it plain.

Yeah, I have no idea why they have this. It doesn’t seem to make much sense. I mean it’s duck tape. Everyone buys it plain.

4. Slow cook your favorite dishes in a crock pot of your favorite Pixar films.

Well, it certainly looks rather adorable. But I'd be afraid to use it for fear it might lead to the paint getting off of it.

Well, it certainly looks rather adorable. But I’d be afraid to use it for fear it might lead to the paint getting off of it.

5. Feel the love tonight with this commemorative pin from The Lion King.

Is it just me or do Simba and Nala seem to have darker circles around their eyes? Doesn't really look great to be honest.

Is it just me or do Simba and Nala seem to have darker circles around their eyes? Doesn’t really look great to be honest.

6. This Lion King Nature Fun book will certainly delight the kiddies for hours.

Uh, why's Scar colored like Simba and Mufasa? Seriously, the color's not right at all.

Uh, why’s Scar colored like Simba and Mufasa? Seriously, the color’s not right at all.

7. This Disney lighter will make everything seem brighter.

To be fair, this probably came out when Walt Disney was still alive. He was known to be a chain smoker. You can guess what killed him.

To be fair, this probably came out when Walt Disney was still alive. He was known to be a chain smoker. You can guess what killed him.

8. Those who love the Little Mermaid might enjoy a Dinglehopper hair brush.

Shouldn't it be a comb? Because Ariel uses a fork as a comb even though it's really for eating.

Shouldn’t it be a comb? Because Ariel uses a fork as a comb even though it’s really for eating.

9. Commemorate Disney’s 101 Dalmatians with this Cruella De Vil figurine.

Cruella and the puppies seem a bit too chummy with each other in this. I mean in the movie Cruella has the puppies kidnapped so she could make coats out of them. So why should she get along with the pups?

Cruella and the puppies seem a bit too chummy with each other in this. I mean in the movie Cruella has the puppies kidnapped so she could make coats out of them. So why should she get along with the pups?

10. Keep the fire out of your house with your very own Mickey Mouse fire extinguisher.

Yes, this exists when it doesn't need to. I think it might be from Etsy. But it's still strange.

Yes, this exists when it doesn’t need to. I think it might be from Etsy. But it’s still strange.

11, Parents, if you’re son is swept by the popularity of Frozen, I suppose this set of undies will do just fine.

Now Frozen little girl underwear I understand. But this? Uh, I think Disney's trying t aim for the wrong demographic.

Now Frozen little girl underwear I understand. But this? Uh, I think Disney’s trying t aim for the wrong demographic.

12. For any Disney barbecue, these Mickey Burgers will surely come in handy.

Just what I want, burgers in the shape of a mouse head. Then again, they might have more meat on them. But they might not turn right grilled.

Just what I want, burgers in the shape of a mouse head. Then again, they might have more meat on them. But they might not turn right grilled.

13. I’m sure Mickey will be happy to hold a roll for you.

Yes, this is a Mickey Mouse toilet paper holder. Now if only they had Mickey Mouse toilet paper.

Yes, this is a Mickey Mouse toilet paper holder. Now if only they had Mickey Mouse toilet paper.

14. Wake up in the morning with this Mickey Mouse toaster.

And yes, you get a toast of Mickey's face on it when you put bread in it. Not something I'd want in mind.

And yes, you get a toast of Mickey’s face on it when you put bread in it. Not something I’d want in mind.

15. On a cold day, it’s great to warm up to Frozen’s Campbell’s Soup.

Yes, kids, pour some of this soup into a bowl, microwave it, eat it, and watch your sodium levels go through the roof. Because Campbell's Mmmmm....salt.

Yes, kids, pour some of this soup into a bowl, microwave it, eat it, and watch your sodium levels let it go. Because Campbell’s Mmmmm….salt.

16. If you loved the Lion King, then you’ll like Battle Action Banzai with Zazu.

Let's face it, Banzai could probably take down Zazu at any day of the week. Then again, it's been a long time since I saw the movie. By the way, Zazu is voiced by Rowan Atkinson who's better known as Mr. Bean. Yeah weird.

Let’s face it, Banzai could probably take down Zazu at any day of the week. Then again, it’s been a long time since I saw the movie. By the way, Zazu is voiced by Rowan Atkinson who’s better known as Mr. Bean. Yeah weird.

17. If you liked the mice on Cinderella, you might like this sewing mouse figurine.

Because there's nothing more endearing than seeing a mouse with a needle. Okay, that's kind of unsettling.

Because there’s nothing more endearing than seeing a mouse with a needle. Okay, that’s kind of unsettling.

18. A Mickey figurine like this captures the magic of Disney.

I don't know. But to me it seems like smaller versions of himself are pinning him down like that scene from Gulliver's Travels. Still, this is pretty weird, even by Disney standards.

I don’t know. But to me it seems like smaller versions of himself are pinning him down like that scene from Gulliver’s Travels. Still, this is pretty weird, even by Disney standards.

19. Keep your kids save in the car with this seat belt from Frozen.

All cars contain seat belts nowadays. So why is this necessary? Then again, maybe I should let it go.

All cars contain seat belts nowadays. So why is this necessary? Then again, maybe I should let it go.

20. Smell like a pirate in the Caribbean with dab of Pirate Water cologne.

In reality, Golden Age pirates of the Caribbean stank like they never had a bath in years. So maybe you don't want to smell like a pirate, historically speaking of course.

In reality, Golden Age pirates of the Caribbean stank like they never had a bath in years. So maybe you don’t want to smell like a pirate, historically speaking of course.

21. Beauty and the Beast fans will surely enjoy sipping their drink through a Belle plastic cup.

Look, I'm a big fan of Beauty and the Beast and all. However, this thing is so disturbing that it can't be unseen.

Look, I’m a big fan of Beauty and the Beast and all. However, this thing is so disturbing that it can’t be unseen.

22. Have girls aspire to wishes and dreams with this Disney princess toilet seat.

If wishes and dreams mean staying dry, not wetting the bed, and never having to put the toilet seat down. Then again, I don't want to imagine how Belle, Cinderella, and Aurora went to the bathroom.

If wishes and dreams mean staying dry, not wetting the bed, and never having to put the toilet seat down. Then again, I don’t want to imagine how Belle, Cinderella, and Aurora went to the bathroom.

23. Kids who like Tarzan are bound to enjoy this jungle Rad, Repeatin’ action figure.

Okay, Tarzan, I know you might have certain "needs." But can't you keep your jerking off to yourself? It's pretty disturbing.

Okay, Tarzan, I know you might have certain “needs.” But can’t you keep your jerking off to yourself? It’s pretty disturbing.

24. Sing-A-Ma-Jig Minnie Mouse is sure to delight kids of all ages.

Believe it or not this toy was aimed to children. But the unfortunate shape of the mouth makes it more suitable for Spencer's more than anything.

Believe it or not this toy was aimed to children. But the unfortunate shape of the mouth makes it more suitable for Spencer’s more than anything.

25. How about spend some time on a Donald Duck ride?

From LOLWOT: "While this ride is likely supposed to be Donald Duck just leaning back and relaxing, when someone sits on him, it looks like he’s getting ready for something quite frisky." Like the awkward look on that woman's face. It's priceless. If you think Donald's dirty in that, you should see him in the Three Caballeros.

From LOLWOT: “While this ride is likely supposed to be Donald Duck just leaning back and relaxing, when someone sits on him, it looks like he’s getting ready for something quite frisky.” Like the awkward look on that woman’s face. It’s priceless. If you think Donald’s dirty in that, you should see him in the Three Caballeros.

26. I’m sure this Winnie the Pooh toy won’t raise any objections.

Okay, I was wrong. As LOL WOT says: "It’s hard to know just what this toy is supposed to do, other than make us incredibly uncomfortable. There’s a reason there’s little information available about this toy other than this picture."

Okay, I was wrong. As LOL WOT says: “It’s hard to know just what this toy is supposed to do, other than make us incredibly uncomfortable. There’s a reason there’s little information available about this toy other than this picture.”

27. Sing along with Mickey with this Mickey Mouse microphone.

From LOL WOT: "This is a toy that is just supposed to let kids have a microphone that has some of the characteristics of Mickey. The problem is the device had a rather phallic shape that encouraged kids to put it near their mouths."

From LOL WOT: “This is a toy that is just supposed to let kids have a microphone that has some of the characteristics of Mickey. The problem is the device had a rather phallic shape that encouraged kids to put it near their mouths.”

28. Nothing makes a great Disney lunch like Dip Sea Dooz fish sticks.

Uh, isn't Ariel part fish? And she's on the package to sell fish sticks? Do you see a conflict of interest here, people?

Uh, isn’t Ariel part fish? And she’s on the package to sell fish sticks? Do you see a conflict of interest here, people?

29. Drink to infinity and beyond with this Buzz Lightyear sippy cup.

From LOL WOT: "When it comes to this sippy cup, it’s not just the incredibly unfortunate placement of the straw, but it’s also the crossed arms and self-satisfied look on Buzz’s face that makes this such a terrible item." Oh, my God, I guess the merchandise people at Disney didn't think this one through in the least bit.

From LOL WOT: “When it comes to this sippy cup, it’s not just the incredibly unfortunate placement of the straw, but it’s also the crossed arms and self-satisfied look on Buzz’s face that makes this such a terrible item.” Oh, my God, I guess the merchandise people at Disney didn’t think this one through in the least bit. He just seems more “woody” than “buzzed” at the moment.

30. Recreate the beginning of the Lion King when Rafiki holds up Simba with this toy.

From LOL WOT: "This small little toy was supposed to emulate the famous scene where the monkey wiseman holds Simba up to the heavens to show the new Lion King. Unfortunately the way the toy is positioned, makes it look like something else entirely is on Rafiki’s mind." What it is, I really don't want to know.

From LOL WOT: “This small little toy was supposed to emulate the famous scene where the monkey wiseman holds Simba up to the heavens to show the new Lion King. Unfortunately the way the toy is positioned, makes it look like something else entirely is on Rafiki’s mind.” What it is, I really don’t want to know.

31. Fans of Hannah Montana might enjoy some gummy concert candy.

From LOL WOT: "While the Hannah Montana Concert Candy is billed as being gummies that are in the shape of guitars and microphones, you don’t have to look that closely to see the rather phallic shape of these treats."

From LOL WOT: “While the Hannah Montana Concert Candy is billed as being gummies that are in the shape of guitars and microphones, you don’t have to look that closely to see the rather phallic shape of these treats.”

32. Any real boy might have some fondness for this pair of Pinocchio boxers.

The fact that Pinocchio has no nose on this just makes me suspect a lot of dirty things going on. So when his nose grows does it mean he's dishonest, horny, or both?

The fact that Pinocchio has no nose on this just makes me suspect a lot of dirty things going on. So when his nose grows does it mean he’s dishonest, horny, or both?

33. If you like Donald Duck and the most badass bounty hunter of them all, look no further.

Yes, that's Donald Duck as Boba Fett. Not sure what Fett's fans might think about this. But at least Donald's wearing pants this time.

Yes, that’s Donald Duck as Boba Fett. Not sure what Fett’s fans might think about this. But at least Donald’s wearing pants this time.

34. Disney Star Wars fans might enjoy this figurine as Mickey as X-Wing fighter Luke Skywalker.

Because there's nothing more family friendly than a mouse that kisses his sister and blows up a space station with thousands of people inside. Okay, that's kind of disturbing.

Because there’s nothing more family friendly than a mouse that kisses his sister and blows up a space station with thousands of people inside. Okay, that’s kind of disturbing.

35. If you like the Incredibles, step into these super high heeled shoes.

Well, at least they're not stilettos. However, they don't seem to be something a woman might wear to a formal event.

Well, at least they’re not stilettos. However, they don’t seem to be something a woman might wear to a formal event.

36. Commemorate Finding Nemo with this snow globe of Marlin and Dory.

Because nothing brings fond memories like being surrounded by sharks and thinking you're gonna die. Sure these guys think that fish are friends not food, but still.

Because nothing brings fond memories like being surrounded by sharks and thinking you’re gonna die. Sure these guys think that fish are friends not food, but still.

37. If you liked Pinocchio, then celebrate Christmas with this commemorative ornament.

Because nothing says Merry Christmas like lying your ass off and being locked in a cage. Yeah, Pinocchio is way more disturbing than what most people remember.

Because nothing says Merry Christmas like lying your ass off and being locked in a cage. Yeah, Pinocchio is way more disturbing than what most people remember.

38. Even die hard Frozen fans can’t seem to let this toilet seat go.

Yes, this is the kind of toilet that helps kids to let their bowels go. I know it's kind of sick but what do you expect?

Yes, this is the kind of toilet that helps kids to let their bowels go. I know it’s kind of sick but what do you expect?

39. If you think Mickey is the king in your life, then this jeweled Mickey king is for you.

By the way, this is said to cost only about $1500. Or as I call it, "a magical waste of money."

By the way, this is said to cost only about $1500. Or as I call it, “a magical waste of money.”

40. Look sharp with these Frozen pressed on nails.

From Bustle: "Because your kindergartner doesn’t always have time to make it to the salon, okay?" Why would any kindergartner need this anyway? Pressed on nails suck.

From Bustle: “Because your kindergartner doesn’t always have time to make it to the salon, okay?” Why would any kindergartner need this anyway? Pressed on nails suck.

41. Now your kid can sleep anywhere with this On the Go Frozen slumber set.

From Bustle: "Just in case your kid needs to take an immediate, stylish nap in the mall, or the grocery store, or the post office…" For a moment, I thought this was an ironing board.

From Bustle: “Just in case your kid needs to take an immediate, stylish nap in the mall, or the grocery store, or the post office…” For a moment, I thought this was an ironing board.

42. Commemorate a Disney Halloween with this Chip and Dale pin.

Now this is kind of disturbing. Because Chip and Dale seem to act like their lounging in a Jacuzzi while they're basically being cooked alive as chipmunk stew. Doesn't help that Dale is adding some spice to the brew. This is sick.

Now this is kind of disturbing. Because Chip and Dale seem to act like their lounging in a Jacuzzi while they’re basically being cooked alive as chipmunk stew. Doesn’t help that Dale is adding some spice to the brew. This is sick.

43. Now you can watch your favorite Disney movies outside with a Mickey Mouse outdoor TV screen.

Really? Sorry, but I kind of prefer the experience of watching outdoor movies as something you experience on a campground on a fair weather Saturday night. This is ridiculous.

Really? Sorry, but I kind of prefer the experience of watching outdoor movies as something you experience on a campground on a fair weather Saturday night. This is ridiculous.

44. Turn on the waterworks with your very own Disney faucet set.

I don't think this would look good in any home. Then again, I guess fans will buy anything.

I don’t think this would look good in any home. Then again, I guess fans will buy anything.

45. Fans of Aladdin would certainly gawk at this Precious Moments Jasmine figurine with Rajah.

Uh, why does Rajah have no stripes? Seriously, he's a tiger. They are born with stripes in their skin. Apparently, the designer didn't understand this.

Uh, why does Rajah have no stripes? Seriously, he’s a tiger. They are born with stripes in their skin. Apparently, the designer didn’t understand this.

46. This Frozen bowling set is said to bring loads of family fun.

How is this necessary? Seriously, I don't understand this. Can someone cue me in?

How is this necessary? Seriously, I don’t understand this. Can someone cue me in on why these exist?

47. Fans of Hercules will certainly like this Hades plush toy.

Okay, I understand that Hades is the bad guy in Hercules just to avoid Herc's being a product of divine rape on Zeus's part which explains why Hera hates him in the original myth. I get that. But even as a Disney villain, Hades is quite likable and entertaining. This plush doesn't really show this.

Okay, I understand that Hades is the bad guy in Hercules just to avoid Herc’s being illegitimate son of Zeus and a mortal named Alceme which explains why Hera makes his life hell in the original myth. I get it. But even as a Disney villain, Hades is quite likable and entertaining. This plush doesn’t really show this.

48. Don’t let your boobs go with this Elsa bra.

Yes, this is real. And you can get it at Hot Topic. I don't know why it exists. But it does.

Yes, this is real. And you can get it at Hot Topic. I don’t know why it exists. But it does.

49. For those who wish to keep clean, this Olaf soap pump will keep your liquid soap in store.

Because there's no better way to get soap than through being pumped from a snowman's head. How does that even make sense?

Because there’s no better way to get soap than through being pumped from a snowman’s head. How does that even make sense?

50. This Frozen T-Shirt will show any man that he’s hot stuff.

Sounds a bit flirtatious doesn't it? Then again, Disney is very well aware of its adult fanbase. But I'm not sure about trying to cater to young men.

Sounds a bit flirtatious doesn’t it? Then again, Disney is very well aware of its adult fanbase. But I’m not sure about trying to cater to young men.

51. Go through rugged terrain with this Frozen toy jeep.

Yes, this toy mainly catered to boys is now outfitted with girly colors like its Barbie predecessor. Not sure why they thought it was a good idea.

Yes, this toy mainly catered to boys is now outfitted with girly colors like its Barbie predecessor. Not sure why they thought it was a good idea.

52. Of course, you can’t go wrong with a Winnie the Pooh sippy cup.

On second thought, you can. Apparently, there are very disturbing things going on in the Hundred Acre Wood that we don't see all the time. Still, this is just mind boggling to me.

On second thought, you can. Apparently, there are very disturbing things going on in the Hundred Acre Wood that we don’t see all the time. Still, this is just mind boggling to me.

53. When it comes to Frozen sometimes this decal will help you deal with what’s inside.

Personally, I find this decal hilarious. However, it kind of gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Let it go/Let it go/Can't hold it back anymore....."

Personally, I find this decal hilarious. However, it kind of gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, “Let it go/Let it go/Can’t hold it back anymore…..”

54. Stand out at Disney with this commemorative 50th anniversary Mickey Mouse ears jewel encrusted cap.

I don't know about you but $1500 is an awful lot of money for a Disney Mickey cap. Just sayin.'

I don’t know about you but $1500 is an awful lot of money for a Disney Mickey cap. Just sayin.’

55. Train your kids to go to the bathroom with this Toy Story training potty.

I'm sure your kid will be totally comfortable trying to take a dump while the toys are watching from the lid. Then again, probably not.

I’m sure your kid will be totally comfortable trying to take a dump while the toys are watching from the lid. Then again, probably not.

56. There’s no one on Naboo more regal than Queen Minnie Amidala.

Yes, I get it with Disney issuing these figurines. But I'm not sure if I can see Minnie Mouse marrying and having kids with a future Sith Lord.

Yes, I get it with Disney issuing these figurines. But I’m not sure if I can see Minnie Mouse marrying and having kids with a future Sith Lord.

57. Of course, Frozen underwear isn’t just for little girls.

I know this is catered to kids. But I can't help wondering whether it's a thong. Probably which is kind of disturbing.

I know this isn’t catered to kids. But I can’t help wondering whether it’s a thong. Probably which is kind of disturbing.

58. This Mickey Mouse light bulb will light up your life.

Just what I want, Mickey Mouse's head lighting up a room. What will they come up with next? And I thought a Hunger Games light bulb was crazy enough.

Just what I want, Mickey Mouse’s head lighting up a room. What will they come up with next? And I thought a Hunger Games light bulb was crazy enough.

59. For the upcoming film Finding Dory, you might want to check out this figurine.

Because there's nothing better than being in a coffee pot held by an octopus. And you know what octopuses do to fish Dory's size.

Because there’s nothing better than being in a coffee pot held by an octopus. And you know what octopuses do to fish Dory’s size.

60. Keep cool this summer with your very own, Mickey Mouse mini fan.

I don't know about you, but Mickey seems to look quite sinister for some reason. Then again, I tend to think he's kind of creepy anyway.

I don’t know about you, but Mickey seems to look quite sinister for some reason. Then again, I tend to think he’s kind of creepy anyway.

61. Feel the power of the Force with these Star Wars Cars figurines.

As if I didn't think the Mickey Mouse Star Wars figurines were stupid enough. Now they have to depict the characters as cars? Seriously why?

As if I didn’t think the Mickey Mouse Star Wars figurines were stupid enough. Now they have to depict the characters as cars? Seriously why?

62. Chill out on the beach this summer with your very own Olaf beach towel from Frozen.

Well, at least Olaf fantasizes about spending summer on the beach. Too bad he's made out of ice and snow that he'll melt when spring comes around.

Well, at least Olaf fantasizes about spending summer on the beach. Too bad he’s made out of ice and snow that he’ll melt when spring comes around.

63. These Disney fish nuggets will surely make a great lunch.

Again with the Little Mermaid promotions. I mean she's part fish for God's sake. Then again, sharks are also considered fish. But still.

Again with the Little Mermaid promotions. I mean she’s part fish for God’s sake. Then again, sharks are also considered fish. But still.

64. Reel it in like a princess with your very own Disney princess fishing rod.

I'm sure there are some girls who go on fishing trips. It's just that it doesn't strike as something associated with Disney princess fans.

I’m sure there are some girls who go on fishing trips. It’s just that it doesn’t strike as something associated with Disney princess fans. But at least Ariel is not on the packaging.

65. Seems like Mickey Mouse can really wield a lightsaber as Anakin Skywalker.

I'm sure he's soon going to use that lightsaber to murder a building full of kids once he turns to the Dark Side. After all, Anakin did so in Revenge of the Sith.

I’m sure he’s soon going to use that lightsaber to murder a building full of kids once he turns to the Dark Side. After all, Anakin did so in Revenge of the Sith.

66. This Precious Moments Jasmine with Rajah will melt your heart.

Again, Rajah is a tiger. That animal Jasmine is holding doesn't look like a tiger cub at all.

Again, Rajah is a tiger. That animal Jasmine is holding doesn’t look like a tiger cub at all.

67. If you loved the movie Up, then you’ll adore this figurine of Carl and Russell.

I don't know about you. But at the angle this was photographed, it doesn't seem to have good connotations. I don't know if I want to divulge why.

I don’t know about you. But at the angle this was photographed, it doesn’t seem to have good connotations. I don’t know if I want to divulge why.

68. Wonder how Donald is going to get out of this.

This is him as Han Solo in carbonite. Interesting how Disney made the choice to depict Donald like this. And I'm not sure if he's wearing pants.

This is him as Han Solo in carbonite. Interesting how Disney made the choice to depict Donald like this. And I’m not sure if he’s wearing pants.

69. I’m sure the magic and the Force will be with you with these Star Wars Disney figurines.

Wonder what Mickey will think when he finds out that Goofy is his father and that Minnie is his sister. Only time will tell I guess.

Wonder what Mickey will think when he finds out that Goofy is his father and that Minnie is his sister. Only time will tell I guess.

70. Nothing makes a trip for the beach better than wearing your very own Elsa flip flops.

From Smosh: "Nothing captures the feel of Frozen like beachwear. Yes, there are Frozen swimsuits. Yes, there are Frozen beach balls. And yes, somewhere someone is proudly introducing Frozen beach homes, made entirely of sculpted ice. The residence will melt away just as you pay the property tax."

From Smosh: “Nothing captures the feel of Frozen like beachwear. Yes, there are Frozen swimsuits. Yes, there are Frozen beach balls. And yes, somewhere someone is proudly introducing Frozen beach homes, made entirely of sculpted ice. The residence will melt away just as you pay the property tax.” Do you want to build a sand man? It doesn’t have to be a sand man. Okay bye.

71. Of course, there are many young women who dream to be married in an Elsa wedding gown.

From Smosh: "Despite the age of your average Frozen fan, this Elsa-inspired bridal gown is not made for children, but is instead designed for adults who probably tried to wedge their feet in glass slippers in hopes of landing royalty. The person who gets this gown is is the type of person who can’t leave behind the idea of a “fairytale wedding”, no matter how much medication their doctor prescribes them."

From Smosh: “Despite the age of your average Frozen fan, this Elsa-inspired bridal gown is not made for children, but is instead designed for adults who probably tried to wedge their feet in glass slippers in hopes of landing royalty. The person who gets this gown is is the type of person who can’t leave behind the idea of a “fairytale wedding”, no matter how much medication their doctor prescribes them.”

72. Sing “Let It Go” all you want with this Frozen microphone and amplifier.

From Smosh: "Remember the karaoke scene in Frozen that turned into an epic rap battle? Well, clearly someone got the unofficial director’s cut, because now kids everywhere can belt out “Let It Go” as often as they want ... until there's a rise in child abandonment cases."

From Smosh: “Remember the karaoke scene in Frozen that turned into an epic rap battle? Well, clearly someone got the unofficial director’s cut, because now kids everywhere can belt out “Let It Go” as often as they want … until there’s a rise in child abandonment cases.”

73. Now your little girl can tee off with her very own Frozen golf set.

From Smosh: "When children left the theater after seeing Frozen, their first thought was probably, “I hope I can get in a quick nine at the club". Now, thanks to this Elsa and Anna-endorsed set, kids everywhere can relive the wintry magic of the film while making important business contacts on the green! Should they snap their clubs in half after being caught in a sand trap, they can always pick up the official, and real, Frozen Bowling Set."

From Smosh: “When children left the theater after seeing Frozen, their first thought was probably, “I hope I can get in a quick nine at the club”. Now, thanks to this Elsa and Anna-endorsed set, kids everywhere can relive the wintry magic of the film while making important business contacts on the green! Should they snap their clubs in half after being caught in a sand trap, they can always pick up the official, and real, Frozen Bowling Set.”

74. Dreams will come true one mile at a time with a pair of athletic Cinderella glass slippers.

What the hell? Seriously, that doesn't look like anything practical as athletic gear. In fact, its existence defies all logical explanation.

What the hell? Seriously, that doesn’t look like anything practical as athletic gear. In fact, its existence defies all logical explanation.

75. Of course, boys will live happily ever after playing with this Disney prince playset.

Except that many boys aren't really that interested in these kind of toys. Also, the earlier princes don't have much character to them either.

Except that many boys aren’t really that interested in these kind of toys. Also, the earlier princes don’t have much character to them either.

76. Now you can make your own Frozen treats with an Olaf snow cone maker.

Yes, Olaf is made out of snow. But it doesn't make this thing less disturbing since it churns snow from his chest.

Yes, Olaf is made out of snow. But it doesn’t make this thing less disturbing since it churns snow from his chest.

77. If your kid needs to breath, perhaps this Mickey Mouse gas mask will come in handy.

To be fair, this is from WWII for children in air raid drills. However, no kid really asks for a Mickey Mouse gas mask. Unless they're a budding WWII buff.

To be fair, this is from WWII for children in air raid drills. However, no kid really asks for a Mickey Mouse gas mask. Unless they’re a budding WWII buff.

78. Nothing makes you light up like a pack of Hannah Montana cigarettes.

Naturally, like the Harry Potter condoms, these aren't licensed (thank God). But it doesn't paint Miley Cyrus as a great role model during the late 2000s. Well, until the VMAs and "Wrecking Ball" anyway.

Naturally, like the Harry Potter condoms, these aren’t licensed (thank God). But it doesn’t paint Miley Cyrus as a great role model during the late 2000s. Well, until the VMAs and “Wrecking Ball” anyway.

79. Any child is sure to do delight in one of these Mickey Mouse dressers.

As far as children's furniture is concerned, these give me nightmares. Don't know why.

As far as children’s furniture is concerned, these give me nightmares. Don’t know why.

80. Nothing is more fun at a mini golf course than teeing off with Donald Duck.

Then again, seeing Donald at a mini golf course like this might make you wonder whether he wants to murder you in your sleep. Not to be critical.

Then again, seeing Donald at a mini golf course like this might make you wonder whether he wants to murder you in your sleep. Not to be critical.

81. There’s nothing better than two baby dolls dressed as Mickey and Minnie Mouse.

These babies look dead inside even in Disney attire. They make Mickey and Minnie seem cute by comparison.

These babies look dead inside even in Disney attire. They make Mickey and Minnie seem cute by comparison.

82. Of course, Minnie seems to be in skimpy attire as a slave to Jabba the Hutt.

Now I've heard Disney wanting to discontinue the Slave Leia merchandise which I think is stupid. Meanwhile, they come up with Slave Leia Minnie which is in some ways more unsettling. I wish someone would explain this.

Now I’ve heard Disney wanting to discontinue the Slave Leia merchandise which I think is stupid. Meanwhile, they come up with Slave Leia Minnie which is in some ways more unsettling. I wish someone would explain this.

83. Keep yourself clean and wash your blues away with these Mickey and Minnie shower heads.

These are from Japan who have a Disney theme park of their own. Not sure if I want water coming out of their noses though. Or anywhere else on their faces.

These are from Japan who have a Disney theme park of their own. Not sure if I want water coming out of their noses though. Or anywhere else on their faces.

84. Store your pez candies in this set of dispensers from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Well, these may seem harmless. But the dwarf ones have acquired a dubious reputation when you try to put a pez in them. And I'll leave it at that.

Well, these may seem harmless. But the dwarf ones have acquired a dubious reputation when you try to put a pez in them. And I’ll leave it at that.

85. Grace your Christmas tree with this memorable ornament of Winnie the Pooh.

Well, memorable for all the wrong reasons. I might've posted it before a few years ago. But this is just so freaky.

Well, memorable for all the wrong reasons. I might’ve posted it before a few years ago. But this is just so freaky. I mean what the hell is Pooh wearing? Oh, bother.

86. Smell Pixar fresh with a bottle of Toy Story 3 cologne.

Its scent is of tears from grown men and women. Lots of tears if you know what the movie's about.

Its scent is of tears from grown men and women. Lots of tears if you know what the movie’s about.

87. Help Buzz Lightyear back on his feet with Toy Story Operation.

Funny, Buzz doesn't seem to have much wrong with him. Then again, in the first movie he had been under the delusion that he was real instead of a toy.

Funny, Buzz doesn’t seem to have much wrong with him. Then again, in the first movie he had been under the delusion that he was real instead of a toy.

88. How about a pancake skillet with Mickey or Cinderella?

These are so you can have their images on pancakes. I don't know why people would. That's what they do.

These are so you can have their images on pancakes. I don’t know why people would. That’s what they do.

89. Beware of the power of the dark lord of the Stitch.

Really, Stitch as Emperor Palpatine? I can't see that. I mean Stitch really isn't evil. Just innocent and misunderstood.

Really, Stitch as Emperor Palpatine? I can’t see that. I mean Stitch really isn’t evil. Just innocent and misunderstood.

90. Snuggle up with one of these plush Disney princesses.

For Disney princess dolls and plushies, these are utterly creepy. And no, I don't think the Disney princess franchise is about that.

For Disney princess dolls and plushies, these are utterly creepy. And no, I don’t think the Disney princess franchise is about that.

91. Smell like a baddie with these bottles of Disney Villain cologne.

Because Disney villains are all delightfully vile in their own way. Not sure about the Frollo or Radcliff ones because Frollo is creepy as hell and Radcliffe, well, he's kind of lame.

Because Disney villains are all delightfully vile in their own way. Not sure about the Frollo or Radcliffe ones because Frollo is creepy as hell and Radcliffe, well, he’s kind of lame.

92. “Do or do not. There is no try, Mickey.”

Yes, Mickey has Master Yoda on his back. Yoda is training Mickey to be a jedi. Don't really see him as one to be honest.

Yes, Mickey has Master Yoda on his back. Yoda is training Mickey to be a jedi. Don’t really see him as one to be honest.

93. Have Mickey in your kitchen with this set of teaspoons.

They just consist of his disembodied hands. Kind of disturbing in context if you really think about it.

They just consist of his disembodied hands. Kind of disturbing in context if you really think about it.

94. Master Yoda Stitch is wise in the ways of the Force.

Approve of it, I do not. Nonsensical it is. Conforming with character it does not.

Approve of it, I do not. Nonsensical it is. Conforming with character it does not.

95. I’m sure anyone is bound to remember this vintage Mickey with his beloved dog Pluto.

Pluto doesn't look so good. Wonder what's wrong with him. Hope Mickey doesn't have to have him put down.

Pluto doesn’t look so good. Wonder what’s wrong with him. Hope Mickey doesn’t have to have him put down.

96. Mickey Mouse will do anything to safely get the golden monkey.

Now there's a mouse that can destroy an entire temple of doom. Of course, what he he has in his hand belongs in a museum.

Now there’s a mouse that can destroy an entire temple of doom. Of course, what he he has in his hand belongs in a museum.

97. Have a drink from these oil cans from Dinoco.

Yes, kids, drink your beverage from oil cans like the characters on Cars. Then again, it was also featured in Toy Story.

Yes, kids, drink your beverage from oil cans like the characters on Cars. Then again, it was also featured in Toy Story.

98. Keep your coffee warm with this Frozen coffee mug.

Because even 5 year olds need a buzz during their morning commute (just kidding). Then again, I don't think this is catered to kids.

Because even 5 year olds need a buzz during their morning commute (just kidding). Then again, I don’t think this is catered to kids.

99. This Mad Hatter bottle stopper is great for anything holding wine.

Uh, the Mad Hatter usually prefers tea. Then again, Alice in Wonderland is supposed to be a nonsenical kids story anyway.

Uh, the Mad Hatter usually prefers tea. Then again, Alice in Wonderland is supposed to be a nonsensical kids story anyway.

100. Now you can look great at the beach with these Disney swimsuits.

Yes, these are Disney swimsuits and they're for adults. Whether they look stupid at the beach remains to be seen.

Yes, these are Disney swimsuits and they’re for adults. Whether they look stupid at the beach remains to be seen.

Dreams Will Come True in These Magical Costumes from the Wonderful World of Disney

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As far as the Walt Disney Company is concerned, I have posts on at least two of the franchises they have rights to such as Star Wars back in November and Marvel Comics back in March. However, the company has gained some notoriety for its idea of American cultural imperialism, these few Disney posts aren’t about the media conglomerate. Or else, I’d have a lot more to work with. In fact, these posts are about Disney as a brand which is more associated with Mickey Mouse cartoons, animated movie musicals, Pixar, as well as networks that feature corny sitcoms and bubblegum pop music aimed at 11-14 year old girls like Hannah Montana. As someone born in 1990, I was a child during a very good time for Disney when they released some of their greatest and more famous films such as Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, The Lion King, Toy Story and Toy Story 2, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, James and the Giant Peach, and Mulan. My adolescence and college years saw a lot of good movies from Pixar such as Finding Nemo, Monsters Inc., The Incredibles, Ratatouille, WALL-E, Toy Story 3, and Up. And there are recent movies which aren’t too shabby either like The Princess and the Frog, Brave, Frozen, and Enchanted. Of course, I also watched the old stuff, too like Pinocchio, Dumbo, The Fox and the Hound, 101 Dalmatians, The Great Mouse Detective, Bambi, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Lady and the Tramp, The Jungle Book, Mary Poppins, Peter Pan, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Fantasia, The Rescuers, Alice in Wonderland, and Song of the South (on Youtube out of curiosity). I’ve also seen a few Mickey Mouse and Winnie the Pooh cartoons as well. Nevertheless, one of the great things about these Disney movies is that they tend to appeal to such wide audiences around the world and at all ages. Children who grew up with Disney will like it forever and pass their love for it to their kids. And there is absolutely no shame with liking Disney movies at any age since almost everyone has watched them either in theaters or on DVD. Because no matter how sappy and wholesome Disney movies might seem on the surface, a lot of these films are still as entertaining and relevant as they always have.

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Founded in 1923 by Walt Disney and his brother Roy as a cartoon studio, what would be later known as the Walt Disney Company started out by releasing a series of shorts called Alice’s Wonderland which featured a child actress interacting with animated characters. After that series ended in 1926, Walt did a series of shorts featuring a character named Oswald the Lucky Rabbit through Universal Studios. But two years later in 1928, he lost a contract with his distributor which took 4 of his fellow animators save Ub Iwerks to form their own cartoon studio. However, that same year he’d create Mickey Mouse and release Steamboat Willie which was the first cartoon to feature synchronized sound, a smash hit, as well as made Mickey a household name, changed animation forever, and became Walt Disney’s big break. During the early 1930s, Disney would release more cartoon shorts such as the Silly Symphonies series and more Mickey Mouse cartoons as well as experiment with Technicolor. These toons would provide Walt Disney to finance a project that was practically unheard of at the time: a full-length animated feature film in English called Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in 1934. However, despite what some critics would say, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs would become the highest grossing film after its debut in December 1937 to 1939. Disney would use the profits to build his Burbank, California studio as well as produce more films, cartoons, and TV shows. In the 1955, Walt Disney would open Disneyland in California. Disney World would open after Walt Disney’s death in 1966 from lung cancer due to his chain smoking catching up to him. However, the Walt Disney Company continued to live on despite suffering a slump in the 1970s and early 1980s. Then this would be the time when Disney would start to take its modern form with releasing several of the movies people in my generation grew up with, the Disney Channel, buying up networks, and its partnership with Pixar, a studio known for making a well done film at the worst. Nevertheless, while many people might dismiss Disney as a company specializing in children’s entertainment, they’ve been known to produce films that would make a grown man cry and its partnership with Pixar has increasingly shown how the movie industry hasn’t been taking animated films as serious as it should.

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However, while Disney has had an unmistakable presence in my childhood, it turns out that there are a lot of huge fans out there way more obsessed with these movies than I’ll ever be. In fact, it’s not uncommon for many people to dress up as Disney characters on Halloween, on their Disney trips, or at an occasional comic convention. And sometimes this consists of whole families as well as people of all ages. You’ll see plenty of Disney princesses, Disney villains, as well as characters from Pixar. Personally, I prefer most of the recent Disney movies I grew up with as well as the Pixar films. I’m not a huge fan of Mickey and his gang despite seeing a few cartoons. However, I do like Winnie the Pooh since those cartoons contain characters people at all ages while having G rated plots and themes. Nevertheless, for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of magically costumed characters all from the wonderful world of Disney.

  1. Paint the colors of the wind with this Pocahontas costume.
Kind of ironic that she's dressed as a character who's based on a real historical figure who was supposed to be 12 at the time she "saved" John Smith. Then again, Pocahontas had been subject to age ups before the Disney movie came out.

Kind of ironic that she’s dressed as a character who’s based on a real historical figure who was supposed to be 12 at the time she “saved” John Smith. Then again, Pocahontas had been subject to age ups before the Disney movie came out.

2. Princess Merida always takes her best shot in all her finery.

The thing I like about Merida is that it focuses more on mother-daughter relationships and that she's one of the few Disney princesses to act like a typical teenager. Well, at least not in a very destructive way (unlike Anna, Elsa, and Ariel).

The thing I like about Merida is that it focuses more on mother-daughter relationships and that she’s one of the few Disney princesses to act like a typical teenager. Well, at least not in a very destructive way (unlike Anna, Elsa, and Ariel).

3. Oh, no, looks like Ariel’s become lunch!

Yeah, I know I'm going to get comments for this. But I think this is really funny. Besides, it's a wonder she didn't get eaten.

Yeah, I know I’m going to get comments for this. But I think this is really funny. Besides, it’s a wonder she didn’t get eaten.

4. Looks like this family has gone to Wonderland and back.

Then again, the dad seems to be dressed as the Mad Hatter from the Tim Burton movie. However, my favorite in this bunch is the kid dressed as the Ace of Spades.

Then again, the dad seems to be dressed as the Mad Hatter from the Tim Burton movie. However, my favorite in this bunch is the kid dressed as the Ace of Spades.

5. Remember, at Agrabah, no one is safe from evil and powerful Jafar.

Interestingly enough, Jafar was based on a real guy who wasn't that bad but ended up executed. However, that Jafar had usually been the go-to guy for inspiring evil grand viziers ever since, particularly in the Arabian Nights.

Interestingly enough, Jafar was based on a real guy who wasn’t that bad but ended up executed. However, that Jafar had usually been the go-to guy for inspiring evil grand viziers ever since, particularly in the Arabian Nights.

6. Looks like the office Genie has come out of his lamp today.

I know Genie wasn't dressed up like that in Aladdin. But I have to admit, this is a really cool costume. This guy definitely deserves to win his Halloween costume contest at work.

I know Genie wasn’t dressed up like that in Aladdin. But I have to admit, this is a really cool costume. This guy definitely deserves to win his Halloween costume contest at work.

7. I hope that little girl doesn’t take a bite out of that apple.

I may not be a big fan of Snow White since she's kind of a bland character. However, I often envy her for being able to get a bunch of woodland creatures to clean her home with a song.

I may not be a big fan of Snow White since she’s kind of a bland character. However, I often envy her for being able to get a bunch of woodland creatures to clean a house she broke in with a song.

8. Unlike Ariel, this Disney Princess didn’t leave her home under the sea.

This is Princess Kida from Atlantis: the Lost Empire. She later becomes queen and ends up shacking up with a much younger man.

This is Princess Kida from Atlantis: the Lost Empire. She later becomes queen and ends up shacking up with a much younger man.

9. As we all know, Mulan was destined to be a Chinese housewife but ended up risking her life to save her father and China.

Well, this is Mulan in her outfit when she went to see the matchmaker. She didn't do very well. Thankfully, she ended up with her boss who kind of had some sexuality issues.

Well, this is Mulan in her outfit when she went to see the matchmaker. She didn’t do very well. Thankfully, she ended up with her boss who kind of had some sexuality issues.

10. Yet, here we see another picture of Mulan kicking ass.

Of course, when she dressed up as a guy, she managed to keep her gender under wraps for months. And it's a wonder the other guys didn't find out when she was bathing with them.

Of course, when she dressed up as a guy, she managed to keep her gender under wraps for months. And it’s a wonder the other guys didn’t find out when she was bathing with them.

11. Here we come to the Princess Aurora from Sleeping Beauty.

Of course, she didn't know her name was Aurora until her 16th birthday. Till then, she was called Briar Rose.

Of course, she didn’t know her name was Aurora until her 16th birthday. Till then, she was called Briar Rose.

12. Remember at your Disney party, always invite Maleficent.

Because if you don't, she'll crash your party and curse your baby. Yeah, she can be an evil witch but she's not a woman to mess with.

Because if you don’t, she’ll crash your party and curse your baby. Yeah, she can be an evil witch but she’s not a woman to mess with.

13. For a modern day Briar Rose, love is once upon a dream.

However, it doesn't help that she's dancing in a parking lot. Yeah, real smart. Not.

However, it doesn’t help that she’s dancing in a parking lot. Yeah, real smart. Not.

14. This baby Belle is surely hard to resist.

Yes, she's so adorable in that little yellow tutu dress. So sweet.

Yes, she’s so adorable in that little yellow tutu dress. So sweet.

15. Who remembers Bing Bong from Inside Out?

He's Riley's imaginary friend when she was a little girl. Nevertheless, his death scene kind of makes you cry.

He’s Riley’s imaginary friend when she was a little girl. Nevertheless, his death scene kind of makes you cry.

16. Guess this woman doesn’t really go on magic carpet rides.

Because she's the magic carpet from Aladdin. And she seemed to have made it herself according to the pattern.

Because she’s the magic carpet from Aladdin. And she seemed to have made it herself according to the pattern.

17. “Me, Tarzan. You, Jane.”

That's Tarzan and Jane Porter all right. I guess Tarzan is a rather easy costume since it only entails a loincloth and wig.

That’s Tarzan and Jane Porter all right. I guess Tarzan is a rather easy costume since it only entails a loincloth and wig.

18. The Ace of Clubs is ready for a paint job at the Queen of Hearts’s rose bush.

Unfortunately, he'll end up losing his head over it. Yeah, the Queen of Hearts is one nasty bitch.

Unfortunately, he’ll end up losing his head over it. Yeah, the Queen of Hearts is one nasty bitch.

19. Apparently, Buzz Lightyear had just been to a tea party.

It was in Sid's sister's room. And his arm was detached at the time. Still, this is a clever costume.

It was in Sid’s sister’s room. And his arm was detached at the time. Still, this is a clever costume.

20. As we all know, Belle is kind of a bookworm.

She's also said to have her head in the clouds and coming off as a bit odd. Oh, and rejecting Gaston for no good reason, according to the villagers' point of view.

She’s also said to have her head in the clouds and coming off as a bit odd. Oh, and rejecting Gaston for no good reason, according to the villagers’ point of view.

21. Cinderella can’t go to the ball? Don’t worry her magical Fairy Godmother will fix it for her.

Yes, with flick of her magic wand, she can turn a pumpkin into a coach, mice into horses, and dogs into coachmen. Still, this costume looks easy to make.

Yes, with flick of her magic wand, she can turn a pumpkin into a coach, mice into horses, and dogs into coachmen. Still, this costume looks easy to make.

22. It’s well known that Flynn Rider can be quite a charmer.

He can also climb towers on his girlfriend's long golden locks. Then again, I'm not very familiar with him because I've never seen Tangled.

He can also climb towers on his girlfriend’s long golden locks. Then again, I’m not very familiar with him because I’ve never seen Tangled.

23. Hey, I wonder what’s going on in Riley’s head.

Yes, this is a family rendition of Inside Out. Also, Bing Bong is played by the dog.

Yes, this is a family rendition of Inside Out. Also, Bing Bong is played by the dog.

24. When it comes to activities, Merida would rather shoot arrows than comb her hair.

However, ask her to get married and she'll throw a huge hissyfit an justifiably sow. Still, you have to like her long red locks.

However, ask her to get married and she’ll throw a huge hissyfit an justifiably sow. Still, you have to like her long red locks.

25. As a gypsy woman, Esmeralda earns her keep as a street performer with her goat.

Too bad she ended up making Frollo horny during Mardi Gras. Yeah, he's not known to take unrequited lust very well.

Too bad she ended up making Frollo horny during Mardi Gras. Yeah, he’s not known to take unrequited lust very well.

26. Guess Ariel didn’t think Urusla would try to steal her man when she signed the terms and conditions.

The dark haired woman is Vanessa, by the way who's actually Ursula. Still, you have to wonder why Ariel didn't just write notes to Eric in order to talk to him. I mean she has some degree of literacy. Then again, she might be that stupid.

The dark haired woman is Vanessa, by the way who’s actually Ursula. Still, you have to wonder why Ariel didn’t just write notes to Eric in order to talk to him. I mean she has some degree of literacy. Then again, she might be that stupid.

27. In Frozen, there’s no couple more endearing than Anna and Kristoff.

Sure he may be rough around the edges, but Kristoff is a nice guy who mines ice and takes care of his reindeer Sven. Princess Anna shouldn't have gotten engaged to Prince Hans who turned out to be a jerk.

Sure he may be rough around the edges, but Kristoff is a nice guy who mines ice and takes care of his reindeer Sven. Princess Anna shouldn’t have gotten engaged to Prince Hans who turned out to be a jerk.

28. On the floor here is Sailor Jasmine.

It's basically Princess Jasmine in a Sailor Moon outfit. And it's in her color, too.

It’s basically Princess Jasmine in a Sailor Moon outfit. And it’s in her color, too.

29. As we know from Disney, every princess has her prince.

Or so it seems that way. Unless you're Merida or Elsa. Still, not sure who the couple in the middle is supposed to be. Haven't seen their costumes before.

Or so it seems that way. Unless you’re Merida or Elsa. Still, not sure who the couple in the middle is supposed to be. Haven’t seen their costumes before.

30. Apparently, Snow White seems to be a friend of all the woodland creatures.

And it seems the bunny has a ruff around its neck. Kind of messed up. But I'll put it on this post.

And it seems the bunny has a ruff around its neck. Kind of messed up. But I’ll put it on this post.

31. Here we have Ariel kindly escorted by Prince Eric.

Not sure what to think about Eric. Then again, he was under a spell. But he still kind of seems like a ditz. But so is Ariel.

Not sure what to think about Eric. Then again, he was under a spell. But he still kind of seems like a ditz. But so is Ariel.

32. Seems like this family comes from deep in the Hundred Acre Wood.

This family seems rather well dressed as the cast from Winnie the Pooh. Too bad they couldn't include Rabbit. But what's not to love?

This family seems rather well dressed as the cast from Winnie the Pooh. Too bad they couldn’t include Rabbit. But what’s not to love?

33. In the ocean, Ursula always advertises in helping poor unfortunate souls.

Well, this Ursula has green hair and is really a sea witch. But boy, she's so entertaining.

Well, this Ursula has green hair and is really a sea witch. But boy, she’s so entertaining.

34. There’s no man who rules the waves under the sea than King Triton.

Too bad he pays more attention to his job than his 7 daughters. With a dad like him, could anyone be surprised that Ariel ended up like she did? Not really.

Too bad he pays more attention to his job than his 7 daughters. With a dad like him, could anyone be surprised that Ariel ended up like she did? Not really.

35. “I’m not a puppet. I’m a real boy.”

Pinocchio has never been among my favorite Disney movies. However, I have to admit that this is a really good costume.

Pinocchio has never been among my favorite Disney movies. However, I have to admit that this is a really good costume.

36. As always, Kristoff is always accompanied with his trusty reindeer Sven.

Keep in mind that Kristoff probably has really bad BO since he was raised by trolls. But this is such a cute costume.

Keep in mind that Kristoff probably has really bad BO since he was raised by trolls. But this is such a cute costume.

37. Fans of Tangled might remember Flynn Rider and Rapunzel.

Note to self: try to watch Tangled as soon as possible. Because I know it's based on Rapunzel and not much else.

Note to self: try to watch Tangled as soon as possible. Because I know it’s based on Rapunzel and not much else.

38. For this couple a rat infestation can only help their restaurant business.

This family is dressed as the 3 main characters from Ratatouille. It's about a rat who aspires to be a Parisian chef. So cute.

This family is dressed as the 3 main characters from Ratatouille. It’s about a rat who aspires to be a Parisian chef. So cute.

39. From Atlantis: The Lost Empire, we have Milo and Kida.

Sure there's a two millennium age difference at least, but they seem to be going strong. After all, that didn't stop Aragorn and Arwen from getting together either.

Sure there’s a two millennium age difference at least, but they seem to be going strong. After all, that didn’t stop Aragorn and Arwen from getting together either.

40. The movie Frozen always teaches us that sisterly love is perhaps the strongest love of all.

Not sure if it's like that between me and my sister. But at least neither of us have their problems. Queen Elsa should probably loosen up while Princess Anna should use her head.

Not sure if it’s like that between me and my sister. But at least neither of us have their problems. Queen Elsa should probably loosen up while Princess Anna should use her head.

41. Olaf always looks forward to summer.

Unfortunately for him, he's a snowman so he'll basically evaporate when it gets above a certain temperature. Lucky for him, Elsa gives him a cloud.

Unfortunately for him, he’s a snowman so he’ll basically evaporate when it gets above a certain temperature. Lucky for him, Elsa gives him a cloud.

42. Working for supers, Edna Mode always designs outfits for heroes.

Like Jafar, Edna Mode is also based on a real person. In her case, it's the famous Hollywood costume designer Edith Head known design outfits for a lot of classic movies.

Like Jafar, Edna Mode is also based on a real person. In her case, it’s the famous Hollywood costume designer Edith Head known design outfits for a lot of classic movies.

43. Seems like this family comes all the way from Monsters Inc.

Guess we have here Mike, Sulley, Mike's girlfriend with the Medusa hair, and Boo. Still, such a good movie, but not to the degree of Toy Story.

Guess we have here Mike, Sulley, Mike’s girlfriend with the Medusa hair, and Boo. Still, such a good movie, but not to the degree of Toy Story.

44. If you need a gospel choir from Ancient Greece, say hello to the Muses from Hercules.

Well, there are only 5 Muses in Hercules. But in Greek mythology, there were 9. 5 is a manageable number.

Well, there are only 5 Muses in Hercules. But in Greek mythology, there were 9. 5 is a manageable number.

45. If you’re not into blue, perhaps a pink dress will do.

This is Princess Aurora in her pink dress. Yes, it's beautiful but she spends more screen time in the blue one. Just saying.

This is Princess Aurora in her pink dress. Yes, it’s beautiful but she spends more screen time in the blue one. Just saying.

46. For big families, perhaps you’ll do well going as Snow White, the Prince, and the 7 Dwarfs.

I know this is more of a stock photo. But I'm including it anyway since it has all the costumes of the 7 dwarfs.

I know this is more of a stock photo. But I’m including it anyway since it has all the costumes of the 7 dwarfs.

47. I’m sure Esmeralda will be fine seeking refuge at Notre Dame.

Here she's praying to God for the outcasts. Yet, in the movie, she's also one herself. And it's too bad Frollo is lusting after her which is creepy.

Here she’s praying to God for the outcasts. Yet, in the movie, she’s also one herself. And it’s too bad Frollo is lusting after her which is creepy.

48. Their love story was a tale as old as time.

Yes, this is Belle and the Beast all right. Love the yellow dress. And that beast doesn't look shabby either.

Yes, this is Belle and the Beast all right. Love the yellow dress. And that beast doesn’t look shabby either.

49. As we know, Pocahontas always tries to be one with nature.

However, she's engaged to be married to a warrior because her dad said so. Then again, Powahatan went through the same deal. Well, he had multiple families in real life.

However, she’s engaged to be married to a warrior because her dad said so. Then again, Powahatan went through the same deal. Well, he had multiple families in real life.

50. Sure Aurora may be the heroine in Sleeping Beauty, but Maleficent makes evil look cool.

I mean there's a reason why Disney made a movie revolving around her. Also, can I tell you she turns into a dragon? Too bad Prince Philip kills her.

I mean there’s a reason why Disney made a movie revolving around her. Also, can I tell you she turns into a dragon? Too bad Prince Philip kills her.

51. Dr. Facilier always has friends on the other side.

He's also known to turn spoiled princes into frogs and making voodoo practitioners look bad. Sorry, but voodoo isn't Satanism.

He’s also known to turn spoiled princes into frogs and making voodoo practitioners look bad. Sorry, but voodoo isn’t Satanism.

52. This slinky costume is always a great idea for a couple.

You know Slinky Dog from Toy Story? Yeah, this is a really cool costume of him if you ask me.

You know Slinky Dog from Toy Story? Yeah, this is a really cool costume of him if you ask me.

53. Remember, Cinderella, have fun and be back home around midnight.

Yes, this is the standard Cinderella ball gown made by the Fairy Godmother. Still, I think the Fairy Godmother should've came earlier when her dad died and called child services. But no one's asking me.

Yes, this is the standard Cinderella ball gown made by the Fairy Godmother. Still, I think the Fairy Godmother should’ve came earlier when her dad died and called child services. But no one’s asking me.

54. Scottish Queen Elinor always tries to look regal.

However, she ends up being turned into a bear because her daughter didn't want to get hitched. Her sons get turned to bears, too.

However, she ends up being turned into a bear because her daughter didn’t want to get hitched. Her sons get turned to bears, too.

55. The Parrs always tend to be a very super powered family.

Yes, this a family dressed as the Incredibles. And the baby is the most dangerous member. Really, Jack Jack actually killed a guy.

Yes, this a family dressed as the Incredibles. And the baby is the most dangerous member. Really, Jack Jack actually killed a guy.

56. Here we have Ariel on the beach after getting legs.

Still, remember, girls, trading your voice for plastic surgery so you can get together with a guy you just met is a really bad idea. Seriously, don't try it.

Still, remember, girls, trading your voice for plastic surgery so you can get together with a guy you just met is a really bad idea. Seriously, don’t try it.

57. Seems like these two are ready to spend a day outside of the castle.

And yet, this is another of Ariel's wardrobe changes. Still, you have to admire Prince Eric's patience with her. Then again, I think his servant seems to be the only guy who has a clue.

And yet, this is another of Ariel’s wardrobe changes. Still, you have to admire Prince Eric’s patience with her. Then again, I think his servant seems to be the only guy who has a clue.

58. Here we find Belle spending a day outside in the snow.

Belle also goes through a few wardrobe changes in Beauty and the Beast. And here she is with a bird.

Belle also goes through a few wardrobe changes in Beauty and the Beast. And here she is with a bird.

59. In Finding Nemo, it’s said that all the tank fish in Dr. Sherman’s office fear Darla.

Because Darla's a girl who's not very good with fish. And yes, she would've ended up killing Nemo if he hadn't gotten himself flushed down a toilet.

Because Darla’s a girl who’s not very good with fish. And yes, she would’ve ended up killing Nemo if he hadn’t gotten himself flushed down a toilet.

60. As we know, Belle certainly looks stunning in green.

I think she wore this outfit when the Beast showed her his library. And yes, she was certainly awed by it despite that he kidnapped her father earlier.

I think she wore this outfit when the Beast showed her his library. And yes, she was certainly awed by it despite that he kidnapped her father earlier.

61. Sometimes you have to let it all go like Queen Elsa.

Except in her case because she ended up causing eternal winter. So maybe that's not a good idea. Then again, she wasn't emotionally healthy to begin with.

Except in her case because she ended up causing eternal winter. So maybe that’s not a good idea. Then again, she wasn’t emotionally healthy to begin with.

62. Seems like Ariel has found herself under Ursula’s spell.

Ariel should've known better than to consult Ursula to give her legs. Seriously, Ursula had a beef with her dad. She was going to use Ariel's voice to steal Eric away from her. Couldn't the girl see that coming?

Ariel should’ve known better than to consult Ursula to give her legs. Seriously, Ursula had a beef with her dad. She was going to use Ariel’s voice to steal Eric away from her. Couldn’t the girl see that coming?

63. Mulan has some skill with a sword thanks to being in the Chinese army.

And here she is hiding in the woods in her blue outfit. I'm sure her parents would be proud of her.

And here she is hiding in the woods in her blue outfit. I’m sure her parents would be proud of her.

64. Those who’ve seen Up can never forget the friendship between Carl and Russell.

These are babies dressed as the two protagonists from Up. It's just so cute it melts your heart.

These are babies dressed as the two protagonists from Up. It’s just so cute it melts your heart.

65. For Aladdin, Abu is always his trusted friend.

Well, Abu is stuffed in this. But I do like Aladdin's outfit though. It's probably from the end.

Well, Abu is stuffed in this. But I do like Aladdin’s outfit though. It’s probably from the end.

66. Oh, shit, Darla already has Nemo in her bag. That’s not good.

Actually this is a mother and baby costume thing. So it's fine. But I think it's pretty clever how they made a tank out of a wagon.

Actually this is a mother and baby costume thing. So it’s fine. But I think it’s pretty clever how they made a tank out of a wagon.

67. In Alice and Wonderland, I kind of think the Caterpillar seemed stoned out of his mind.

However, this is a really good costume. Like how it seems like this woman painted herself green and wore a sleeping bag.

However, this is a really good costume. Like how it seems like this woman painted herself green and wore a sleeping bag.

68. Looks like this quaint house is going up to Paradise Falls.

Now that's a really cute costume. Like how she's wearing balloons on her head. So amazing.

Now that’s a really cute costume. Like how she’s wearing balloons on her head. So amazing.

69. Looks like Russell and Carl have already met Kevin.

Seems like this is Up for the whole family. By the way, Kevin is a girl despite her fancy appearance. Wonder what the male of her species looks like.

Seems like this is Up for the whole family. By the way, Kevin is a girl despite her fancy appearance. Wonder what the male of her species looks like.

70. As Hercules’s love, Megara always plays the damsel in distress.

In the original mythology, Megara doesn't fare well since Hercules kills her in a Hera induced rage. Also, her family is really dysfunctional as she's a kin to Oedipus.

In the original mythology, Megara doesn’t fare well since Hercules kills her in a Hera induced rage. Also, her family is really dysfunctional as she’s a kin to Oedipus.

71. For Woody, there’s no girl he’d rather be with any more than Bo Peep.

Of course, their relationship doesn't last since Bo Peep is later given away. But you have to appreciate them as a couple.

Of course, their relationship doesn’t last since Bo Peep is later given away. But you have to appreciate them as a couple.

72. Seems like this Snow White always has to have roses in her hair.

Well, this is a very dress. I think this look was inspired by the 1500s. Love the ruff and the rose crown.

Well, this is a very dress. I think this look was inspired by the 1500s. Love the ruff and the rose crown.

73. Looks like Ursula messed with the wrong princess in the sea.

That's one of Ursula being covered in starfish when she's about to marry Eric. Now that's just priceless and very creative.

That’s one of Ursula being covered in starfish when she’s about to marry Eric. Now that’s just priceless and very creative.

74. This little princess seems all decked out for the ball.

And she seems so happy in her ball gown, too. Hope she doesn't leave any glass slippers behind.

And she seems so happy in her ball gown, too. Hope she doesn’t leave any glass slippers behind.

75. When it comes to WALL-E’s love, it’s always EVE.

And this costume seems to be made from a plastic trash bin. So cute and creative.

And this costume seems to be made from a plastic trash bin. So cute and creative.

76. Looks like Rapunzel really let down her hair.

Like how the baby's dressed as Rapunzel and the dad's dressed as the tower. Now that's being a great parent. So cute.

Like how the baby’s dressed as Rapunzel and the dad’s dressed as the tower. Now that’s being a great parent. So cute.

77. Not sure if Princess Jasmine should rub that lamp in.

Yeah, I know some guys say she's their favorite Disney princess for obvious reasons. But the lamp belongs to Aladdin though the Genie is really nice.

Yeah, I know some guys say she’s their favorite Disney princess for obvious reasons. But the lamp belongs to Aladdin though the Genie is really nice.

78. Here we have a heartwarming picture of Princess Merida and her mom.

Remember that her mom ate a tart that turned her into a bear. Still, this is pretty good.

Remember that her mom ate a tart that turned her into a bear. Still, this is pretty good.

79. For Aladdin, he’s lived his life on the streets.

Yes, Aladdin's a homeless guy who's lived his life stealing stuff. Still, in his world, he didn't have many options but to live as a street thief.

Yes, Aladdin’s a homeless guy who’s lived his life stealing stuff. Still, in his world, he didn’t have many options but to live as a street thief.

80. Here is the royal duke presenting the missing glass slipper on a pillow.

Well, the duke is thinner in Cinderella. But he sports the same mutton chops.

Well, the duke is thinner in Cinderella. But he sports the same mutton chops.

81. Hey, here’s Emperor Kuzco from the Emperor’s New Groove.

Well, basically this guy starts out as a spoiled brat until Yzma turns him into a llama. But I sure like his outfit.

Well, basically this guy starts out as a spoiled brat until Yzma turns him into a llama. But I sure like his outfit.

82. As we all know, Carl and Ellie had a love that would last a lifetime.

They were childhood sweethearts, after all. Still, though she died before the plot kicked in, at least Ellie was happy with her life for she was with Carl.

They were childhood sweethearts, after all. Still, though she died before the plot kicked in, at least Ellie was happy with her life for she was with Carl.

83. Esmeralda always decks herself in red when dancing for the Feast of Fools.

Unfortunately, this gets Frollo a bit turned on to her. And you really don't want to do that because he's a really bad man.

Unfortunately, this gets Frollo a bit turned on to her. And you really don’t want to do that because he’s a really bad man and an authority figure.

84. Looks like Jasmine seems quite taken with Prince Ali.

To be fair, I think Jasmine knew it was Aladdin the whole freaking time. I mean Aladdin's disguise was just blatantly obvious.

To be fair, I think Jasmine knew it was Aladdin the whole freaking time. I mean Aladdin’s disguise was just blatantly obvious.

85. With this family, who wouldn’t want to be their guest?

Yes, this is a family dressed as characters from Beauty and the Beast. Well, at least the ones at the castle.

Yes, this is a family dressed as characters from Beauty and the Beast. Well, at least the ones at the castle.

86. On the Emperor’s New Groove, who could ever forget Yzma and Kronk?

Sure Yzma can be a real witch with a "secret lab." But Kronk is just so incompetent he's hilarious. Everyone likes him.

Sure Yzma can be a real witch with a “secret lab.” But Kronk is just so incompetent he’s hilarious. Everyone likes him.

87. Seems like Elsa is feeling a bit anxious for her coronation.

Too bad she didn't have access to a good therapist when she was young. I think that might've helped her tremendously.

Too bad she didn’t have access to a good therapist when she was young. I think that might’ve helped her tremendously.

88. All Princess Anna wants is for things to be all right for her sister Elsa.

Unfortunately for her, Elsa has gone so nutty that she nearly gets Anna killed. And it doesn't help that her fiance Hans wants to take over Elsa's kingdom. So there.

Unfortunately for her, Elsa has gone so nutty that she nearly gets Anna killed. And it doesn’t help that her fiance Hans wants to take over Elsa’s kingdom. So there.

89. Apparently, Mary Poppins doesn’t mind if her man is a bit dirty.

It's about time I got to Mary Poppins. That was one of the Disney greats with Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke.

It’s about time I got to Mary Poppins. That was one of the Disney greats with Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke.

90. All WALL-E wants is a little robot love.

WALL-E was such a great movie from Pixar. And this is such a cool costume made from a box.

WALL-E was such a great movie from Pixar. And this is such a cool costume made from a box. Adorable.

91. Theirs was a tale as old as time a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

Well, if you imagine Belle as Princess Leia and Chewie as the Beast. Like how they have C-3PO as Lumiere. Brilliant.

Well, if you imagine Belle as Princess Leia and Chewie as the Beast. Like how they have C-3PO as Lumiere. Brilliant.

92. Of course, Gaston has no understanding of the value of books.

He also doesn't have a clue that Belle isn't interested in him. Seriously, Gaston, you have groupies. Marry one of them.

He also doesn’t have a clue that Belle isn’t interested in him. Seriously, Gaston, you have groupies. Marry one of them.

93. When Aurora and Philip met, it was once upon a dream.

To be fair, Prince Philip does more than some of the princes up to that point. But he's still pretty bland.

To be fair, Prince Philip does more than some of the princes up to that point. But he’s still pretty bland.

94. Seems like Rapunzel always likes to put flowers in her hair.

And her long blond hair has a lot of flowers in it. Then again, she's been locked in a tower all her life. So she doesn't have much to do.

And her long blond hair has a lot of flowers in it. Then again, she’s been locked in a tower all her life. So she doesn’t have much to do.

95. To ward of Maleficent, these good fairies are the ones to call.

I tend to think the good fairies are kind of underrated in Sleeping Beauty. Sure they're nice old ladies. But they also have flaws and disagreements. Like dress colors.

I tend to think the good fairies are kind of underrated in Sleeping Beauty. Sure they’re nice old ladies. But they also have flaws and disagreements. Like dress colors.

96. Only Taco Belle can tame the ugly beast of hunger.

Guess she's a stoner's dream if I ever did see one. I listen to too much of the band.

Guess she’s a stoner’s dream if I ever did see one. I listen to too much of the band.

97. Here we have a little beauty and a little beast.

That's just so cute. Here they have a little baby as Belle. And a boxer as the Beast. The dog doesn't seem pleased.

That’s just so cute. Here they have a little baby as Belle. And a boxer as the Beast. The dog doesn’t seem pleased.

98. I think this is the kind of dress for Aurora that would please everyone.

Because why does her dress have to be all one color? Better yet, maybe the fairies should've asked Aurora what color she wanted for her dress.

Because why does her dress have to be all one color? Better yet, maybe the fairies should’ve asked Aurora what color she wanted for her dress.

99. I guess Mulan didn’t impress the matchmaker on her visit.

Sometimes the best costumes are the ones people don't think about. Like this one.

Sometimes the best costumes are the ones people don’t think about. Like this one.

100. All these little green guys are said to be powerless in front of a great and powerful claw.

Because they're stuck in one of those vending machines. Yet, these costumes are so good.

Because they’re stuck in one of those vending machines. Yet, these costumes are so good.

The Whimiscally Mechanical World of Steampunk Costumes

Posted by historymaniacmegan on

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To many, the word “steampunk” has an ambiguous connotations since to describe what it means, you have to go into detail. But if you kind of know what it entails. Well, to put it this way, it’s a subgenre of science fiction or science fantasy that incorporates technology and aesthetic design inspired by 19th century steam powered machinery. Works associated with this subgenre are often associated with alternative history particularly Victorian Britain or the Wild West or in a post apocalyptic future during which steam power has maintained mainstream usage, or in a fantasy world that similarly employs steam power. Though it can be considered Neo-Victorian, steampunk most recognizeably features anachronistic or retro-futuristic inventions as people in the 19th century might’ve envisioned them. And it’s likewise rooted in the era’s perspectives on fashion, culture, architectural style, and art. Technology might even include fictional machines like you’d find in Jules Verne or H.G. Wells. Other technological examples contain alternative-history style presentations like lighter-than-air airships as well as analog or digital mechanical computers. While the term was coined in the 1980s, there are steampunk works of fiction created as far back as the 1950s and 1960s. Many science fiction works in the 19th century could fall under this as well. Nevertheless, common steampunk works usually take place after the American Civil War to the turn of the century. Still, it’s a kind of genre that has a lot of fans that it’s among a subculture that has a presence at conventions and Renaissance Festivals where you’ll see people in such steampunk attire. And here I’ll show some of these costumes to you.

 

  1. While it’s rude to open your umbrella indoors, they didn’t say anything about parasols.
I should note that most Steampunk costumes aren't period accurate, especially women's outfits. While you see some women wear a dress like this, in the 19th century, this would've been viewed as obscene at best.

I should note that most Steampunk costumes aren’t period accurate, especially women’s outfits. While you see some women wear a dress like this, in the 19th century, this would’ve been viewed as obscene at best.

2. While wearing a dress, always make sure your corset is made of leather.

I tend to see a lot of leather corsets here as well which Victorian women didn't wear over their dress. However, I can understand this since wearing a corset in the 19th century was not comfortable.

I tend to see a lot of leather corsets here as well which Victorian women didn’t wear over their dress. However, I can understand this since wearing a corset in the 19th century was not comfortable.

3. In Steampunk, a lady always has to have a utility belt and goggles.

Sometimes you'll see women in Steampunk garb wearing pants, too. Also, short sleeves. In the 19th century, these were fashion no-nos. Though some women did try to defy these rules by wearing bloomers.

Sometimes you’ll see women in Steampunk garb wearing pants, too. Also, short sleeves. In the 19th century, these were fashion no-nos. Though some women did try to defy these rules by wearing bloomers.

4. I hear a metal corset is both stylish and is great for protection.

I do think this outfit is very pretty. However, I wonder how comfortable it is. Probably not suffocating as its 19th century equivalent.

I do think this outfit is very pretty. However, I wonder how comfortable it is. Probably not suffocating as its 19th century equivalent.

5. I’m very confident that this woman can surely fix her man.

Mostly because she has a tool box with her and her boyfriend looks like Iron Man's grandpa. I'm sure there's plenty that could go wrong with him, mechanically speaking.

Mostly because she has a tool box with her and her boyfriend looks like Iron Man’s grandpa. I’m sure there’s plenty that could go wrong with him, mechanically speaking.

6. Well, she seems to have had a lot of work done.

As far as her outfit is concerned that is. Then again, she tends to resemble a 19th century Seven of Nine as a biker chick.

As far as her outfit is concerned that is. Then again, she tends to resemble a 19th century Seven of Nine as a biker chick.

7. I guess this is Her Royal Majesty the Queen of Hearts.

If it's the one from Alice and Wonderland, I'd get the hell out and dodge. Because there's some kind of bloodlust about that woman since she's constantly ordering beheadings.

If it’s the one from Alice and Wonderland, I’d get the hell out and dodge. Because there’s some kind of bloodlust about that woman since she’s constantly ordering beheadings.

8. Sometimes it helps to have the right curls and a shiny dress.

Still, this dress wouldn't pass a traditional Victorian dress code. Too much leg above the ankles. Might've even been mistaken for swimwear.

Still, this dress wouldn’t pass a traditional Victorian dress code. Too much leg above the ankles. Might’ve even been mistaken for swimwear.

9. In Victorian times, it was proper for women to dress in a hoop skirt.

However, in Steampunk, the hoop skirt isn't very wide and isn't always covered. Thus, at some point in the 19th century, she would've been seen as a whore. No offense.

However, in Steampunk, the hoop skirt isn’t very wide and isn’t always covered. Thus, at some point in the 19th century, she would’ve been seen as a whore. No offense. She just would.

10. An antique pistol can always complete a steampunk look.

But it's probably obsolete as a weapon since it takes about a minute to reload once fired. Repeating ammo was a mid 19th century invention.

But it’s probably obsolete as a weapon since it takes about a minute to reload once fired. Repeating ammo was a mid 19th century invention.

11. As far as belts go, feel free to accessorize.

Guess she's never heard of a purse or fanny pack. Then again, the latter term has a very different meaning in Britain which I can't even divulge.

Guess she’s never heard of a purse or fanny pack. Then again, the latter term has a very different meaning in Britain which I can’t even divulge.

12. An eyepatch can always make you look smashing for any occasion.

I guess she's wearing this to look trendy. Still, it's a classic steampunk look with garters, top hat, and leather jacket.

I guess she’s wearing this to look trendy. Still, it’s a classic steampunk look with garters, top hat, and leather jacket.

13. Striped tights are all this outfit needs.

Seems like this is a rather budget friendly outfit. Doesn't seem to take much of an effort.

Seems like this is a rather budget friendly outfit. Doesn’t seem to take much of an effort.

14. Feathers always look great around the collar.

Man, that's a big dress. Wonder if she could get it through the door. Like the feathers though.

Man, that’s a big dress. Wonder if she could get it through the door. Like the feathers though.

15. A steampunk gentleman always has to sport a pair of mutton chops.

Yes, the Victorian Era was a good time for men's facial hair. Walrus whiskers and mutton chops were all the rage.

Yes, the Victorian Era was a good time for men’s facial hair. Walrus whiskers and mutton chops were all the rage.

16. When out, always keep your guns and dagger at your disposal.

Seems like she's dressed if My Fair Lady took place during a zombie apocalypse. Like the goggles on her hat.

Seems like she’s dressed if My Fair Lady took place during a zombie apocalypse. Like the goggles on her hat.

17. Sometimes it helps to have a pistol in handy.

But whether it can fire multiple rounds is the question. Still, I do like her outfit even though I don't like guns.

But whether it can fire multiple rounds is the question. Still, I do like her outfit even though I don’t like guns.

18. When in doubt, go for a big barreled revolver.

Man, that's a huge revolver.Like her peacock blue dress. And her peacock hat.

Man, that’s a huge revolver.Like her peacock blue dress. And her peacock hat.

19. There as never an excuse to show up less than well-dressed.

Because if you have to kill zombies it wouldn't be polite to put just anything on. A man has to look presentable.

Because if you have to kill zombies it wouldn’t be polite to put just anything on. A man has to look presentable.

20. A top hat can always use a few feathers now and then.

I guess those are from turkeys. Wonder if she shot any with that revolver. Probably not because it's a mere prop.

I guess those are from turkeys. Wonder if she shot any with that revolver. Probably not because it’s a mere prop.

21. Nothing makes you look like a magician like wearing a red cloak and top hat.

Well, a red cloak and top hat sure look smashing on anyone. And I'm sure it looks pretty on her, too.

Well, a red cloak and top hat sure look smashing on anyone. And I’m sure it looks pretty on her, too.

22. From the North Pole, I bring you Santa and Mrs. Claus from the 19th century.

Then again, a steampunk North Pole kind of makes sense, considering what Saint Nick has for his workload. Oddly Mrs. Claus isn't wearing red and green.

Then again, a steampunk North Pole kind of makes sense, considering what Saint Nick has for his workload. Oddly Mrs. Claus isn’t wearing red and green.

23. The feather in your hat always has to match your dress on a good day.

Now I really like this dress. Love the peacock blue jacket with lace and the matching skirt.

Now I really like this dress. Love the peacock blue jacket with lace and the matching skirt.

24. Pink hair always stands out when wearing a black dress.

She looks simply stunning. Still, I think she either dyed it or it's a wig. Like the hat though.

She looks simply stunning. Still, I think she either dyed it or it’s a wig. Like the hat though.

25. A steampunk mom doesn’t let her kids keep her from having adventures.

This is so precious. Love how this mom put her kid in goggles and a baby bjorn. So adorable.

This is so precious. Love how this mom put her kid in goggles and a baby bjorn. So adorable.

26. In the latest in steampunk couture, I give you the “rusty brown look.”

Then again, a lot of steampunk fashion has rusty brown. But she also wears a lot of leather, too.

Then again, a lot of steampunk fashion has rusty brown. But she also wears a lot of leather, too.

27. Sometimes you have to dress in the proper apparel to climb up a ladder.

Now this is quite scantily clad. But you can get this a lot when looking for steampunk costumes for a blog post.

Now this is quite scantily clad. But you can get this a lot when looking for steampunk costumes for a blog post.

28. Parents always know that it helps to start them out young.

Yes, these are Steampunk kids with mechanical pets. And yes, it's so adorable. I guess their parents must be dressed in steampunk, too.

Yes, these are Steampunk kids with mechanical pets. And yes, it’s so adorable. I guess their parents must be dressed in steampunk, too.

29. A large dress ought to have a lot of shimmer.

This is a lovely dress. I guess she's raising her skirt for the camera. Wonder what that pattern is.

This is a lovely dress. I guess she’s raising her skirt for the camera. Wonder what that pattern is.

30. All a girl needs is a big gun and a heavy duty leather belt.

Seems to have a lot of gears on her tool bet. And yes, that revolver looks quite large if you ask me.

Seems to have a lot of gears on her tool bet. And yes, that revolver looks quite large if you ask me.

31. I guess this is a lady doctor, perhaps.

And she seems like a plague doctor at that. After all, she has a stethescope, gloves, and a mask that makes her look like Big Bird's evil twin.

And she seems like a plague doctor at that. After all, she has a stethescope, gloves, and a mask that makes her look like Big Bird’s evil twin.

32. Didn’t know that there were any steampunk ninjas around.

Then again, she could just be a Muslim who's really into steampunk. We must not judge.

Then again, she could just be a Muslim who’s really into steampunk. We must not judge.

33. I guess you can count this guy among the hard of hearing.

Because he sure has one hell of an ear trumpet. Nevertheless, he really knows how to dress in a snazzy outfit.

Because he sure has one hell of an ear trumpet. Nevertheless, he really knows how to dress in a snazzy outfit.

34. A proper lady always looks so lovely in a dress of lace.

Yes, she simply looks stunning in a lovely lace dress and white corset. But I like her peacock blue scarf the best.

Yes, she simply looks stunning in a lovely lace dress and white corset. But I like her peacock blue scarf the best.

35. Why have a jet pack when a propeller will do just as well?

I don't think it will help him fly. But you have to like him in a bowler hat and a ZZTop beard.

I don’t think it will help him fly. But you have to like him in a bowler hat and a ZZTop beard.

36. This Snow White comes with her own big stick.

I guess it's for getting all the woodland creatures to help her clean up. Oh, wait, she does it with her singing. Why did Disney lie to us about that?

I guess it’s for getting all the woodland creatures to help her clean up. Oh, wait, she does it with her singing. Why did Disney lie to us about that?

37. A white dress always goes well with a leather corset.

Yes, this is a steampunk dress all right. Like her butterfly necklace and goggles.

Yes, this is a steampunk dress all right. Like her butterfly necklace and goggles.

38. This dress can use a little brass.

Well, they always said she was a bit brassy. They just didn't say in what way.

Well, they always said she was a bit brassy. They just didn’t say in what way.

39. Striped stockings, leather, and goggles always go well with everything.

To her, she looks like some daring adventuress. To some Victorian gentlemen, what she looks like I can't describe in polite company.

To her, she looks like some daring adventuress. To some Victorian gentlemen, what she looks like I can’t describe in polite company.

40. A lady should never leave her house without her camera.

Well, she has a Brownie Box camera from Kodak which is from the early 20th century. Still, she sure looks stunning in that dress.

Well, she has a Brownie Box camera from Kodak which is from the early 20th century. Still, she sure looks stunning in that dress.

41. I guess this woman is donned in her steampunk dress beyond the grave.

Yes, this is a Steampunk zombie girl. Looks deathly pale as if she's had the life sucked out of her.

Yes, this is a Steampunk zombie girl. Looks deathly pale as if she’s had the life sucked out of her.

42. Sometimes all a girl needs is to carry a big torch.

Not sure if it will light up or should be. But she sure looks happy. Must be that she has a big torch in her hands.

Not sure if it will light up or should be. But she sure looks happy. Must be that she has a big torch in her hands.

43. Guess this woman is a real Foxface.

Because she has the face of a fox. And she seems to prefer hanging in hiding places.

Because she has the face of a fox. And she seems to prefer hanging in hiding places.

44. I’m sure there’s nothing this steampunk couple can’t handle.

And these two are as badass as they are stunning. Like their hats.

And these two are as badass as they are stunning. Like their hats.

45. No proper gentleman should ever go without a respectable hat.

This is especially when it has goggles on it. And a nice spiffy suit to go along with it.

This is especially when it has goggles on it. And a nice spiffy suit to go along with it.

46. Who says that steampunk costume colors had to be dull?

And it seems these outfits are more colorful than most. Like the guy in the

And it seems these outfits are more colorful than most. Like the guy in the red vest and yellow tie.

47. I guess this is an old veteran British police officer.

Well, a steampunk version anyway. Since I've watched a lot of Monty Python, I couldn't resist adding this on the post.

Well, a steampunk version anyway. Since I’ve watched a lot of Monty Python, I couldn’t resist adding this on the post.

48. A lady always has as a gun in handy just in case.

Out of all the women's costumes on this post, this one actually comes close to what a Victorian lady would actually dress like. Well, from the 1870s to 1880s anyway since it contains a bustle.

Out of all the women’s costumes on this post, this one actually comes close to what a Victorian lady would actually dress like. Well, from the 1870s to 1880s anyway since it contains a bustle.

49. This woman tends to prefer it under water.

Well, this is a steampunk diving outfit for women. As you see, it's very impractical since it's a combination of a old timey diving suit and a Victorian swimsuit.

Well, this is a steampunk diving outfit for women. As you see, it’s very impractical since it’s a combination of a old timey diving suit and a Victorian swimsuit.

50. Wonder if this fairy came with these wings or made them herself.

This is a steampunk fairy. You get a lot of them. Like her dress if you ask me though.

This is a steampunk fairy. You get a lot of them. Like her dress if you ask me though.

51. When you’re an eccentric inventor, who cares what your hair looks like.

Sure she looks very pretty in her steampunk attire. But in the 19th century, many people wouldn't find her hairstyle acceptable by any means.

Sure she looks very pretty in her steampunk attire. But in the 19th century, many people wouldn’t find her hairstyle acceptable by any means.

52. I guess this woman is a force to be reckoned with under the sea in her submarine.

Well, this is a cosplay scene I have to admit. However, I wouldn't be surprised if she's the girlfriend of Captain Nemo. Because she's perfect for the guy.

Well, this is a cosplay scene I have to admit. However, I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s the girlfriend of Captain Nemo. Because she’s perfect for the guy.

53. A proper woman can always look resplendant in purple.

Well, she's technically wearing maroon, but still. She does look pretty. Even with a matching dress and top hat.

Well, she’s technically wearing maroon, but still. She does look pretty. Even with a matching dress and top hat.

54. As they say, have gun, will travel.

I'm sure this was inspired by Wild Wild West or any other steampunk western. How could I guess?

I’m sure this was inspired by Wild Wild West or any other steampunk western. How could I guess?

55. Sometimes you have to face that some guys like a woman covered in gear.

And she's certainly covered in gears all right. I think she's going to need someone to fix her. And oil her. And maintain her.

And she’s certainly covered in gears all right. I think she’s going to need someone to fix her. And oil her. And maintain her.

56. I guess this must be the house of a doctor and his wife.

And I see the man is dressed like Big Bird's evil twin getting ready for a fancy dress ball. But that mask also seems made out of metal.

And I see the man is dressed like Big Bird’s evil twin getting ready for a fancy dress ball. But that mask also seems made out of metal.

57. Sometimes a well dressed man needs a goatee, sunglasses, and fancy patterns.

Note that sunglasses didn't exist until the 1920s. But they still look cool with 19th century clothing so I really don't care that much.

Note that sunglasses didn’t exist until the 1920s. But they still look cool with 19th century clothing so I really don’t care that much.

58. Seems like these two appear to have decided to strike it out west.

And the setting seems to prove it. Then again, they could be cosplaying for Comic Con.

And the setting seems to prove it. Then again, they could be cosplaying for Comic Con.

59. Looks like some gentleman has decided to go on a safari in Africa.

And he seems to have a safari hat and everything save for some luggage and porters. But you can get the porters in Africa.

And he seems to have a safari hat and everything save for some luggage and porters. But you can get the porters in Africa.

60. No able adventuress could ever leave her home without a pair of goggles.

And she seems to wear her shirtwaist like a professional. But love her goggles and hat.

And she seems to wear her shirtwaist like a professional. But love her goggles and hat.

61. A gentleman must always come prepared for whatever awaits him.

Yes, he seems armed and ready for action. Wonder what's on his back though. Is it a large telescope?

Yes, he seems armed and ready for action. Wonder what’s on his back though. Is it a large telescope?

62. Who needs to adorn yourself with diamonds when you have gears?

You can bet she's dressed to the nines and her costume isn't cheap. Like how it's black leather trimmed with fur.

You can bet she’s dressed to the nines and her costume isn’t cheap. Like how it’s black leather trimmed with fur.

63. As far as her attire is concerned, this lady is all gold plated with metal.

Not sure if it makes her a steampunk C-3PO. But she does have a clock on her chest to tell the time of day.

Not sure if it makes her a steampunk C-3PO. But she does have a clock on her chest to tell the time of day.

64. Looks like this baby is all dressed up and ready for action.

Yes, this is a baby in a steampunk costume which is so adorable. The teddy is even dressed up as well.

Yes, this is a baby in a steampunk costume which is so adorable. The teddy is even dressed up as well.

65. Sometimes we can all use a break now and then.

Even if you're decked out in metal with possible mechanical arms. Like the pipe design and hat.

Even if you’re decked out in metal with possible mechanical arms. Like the pipe design and hat.

66. Occasionally, there are gentlemen who can be quite over the top about their hair.

Not sure what's in his guy's hair. I'm sure they're not extensions. Still, he certainly rocks in that suit.

Not sure what’s in his guy’s hair. I’m sure they’re not extensions. Still, he certainly rocks in that suit.

67. This little fairy apparently seems to have had work done.

Yes, this is a little girl steampunk fairy and her dog. And yes, I think you'll find it heartwarming and touching.

Yes, this is a little girl steampunk fairy and her dog. And yes, I think you’ll find it heartwarming and touching.

68. Egad, I guess this man realized he’s running late.

And he seems well dressed for the occasion with his long purple overcoat. Let's hope the gear doesn't damage it.

And he seems well dressed for the occasion with his long purple overcoat. Let’s hope the gear doesn’t damage it.

69. Occasionally, there are times when a lady must lift up her skirt.

Or skirts, since 19th century women wore a lot of them at one time at least in the early Victorian era. Like her corset though.

Or skirts, since 19th century women wore a lot of them at one time at least in the early Victorian era. Like her corset though.

70. Whatever his faults may be, this man will always give you the time of day.

Because he's wearing a clock on his head. Wonder if it works. Probably not. But it looks cool so who cares.

Because he’s wearing a clock on his head. Wonder if it works. Probably not. But it looks cool so who cares.

71. A gentleman of action has to be prepared for the worst.

And I see the man has a pistol and rifle just in case. Not sure if he's Victorian or from a western though.

And I see the man has a pistol and rifle just in case. Not sure if he’s Victorian or from a western though.

72. I guess this is a lady who’s only trying to catch a train.

Luckily, she has plenty of ways to know the time. That is if the station's clock isn't working.

Luckily, she has plenty of ways to know the time. That is if the station’s clock isn’t working.

73. Looks like it’s the 19th century back a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

You didn't think I was going to leave out a steampunk version of Star Wars. Course I wouldn't. Like the Vader costume though.

You didn’t think I was going to leave out a steampunk version of Star Wars. Course I wouldn’t. Like the Vader costume though.

74. There is never an excuse not to dress as a pretty purple peacock.

After all, purple is considered a rather elegant color. Don't you think?

After all, purple is considered a rather elegant color. Don’t you think?

75. As they say, black is always a color of taste and elegance.

And it's a color that can look good on almost anyone. At least given the right kind of fabric.

And it’s a color that can look good on almost anyone. At least given the right kind of fabric.

76. When there’s something strange in the neighborhood, call these gentlemen at your service.

Indeed, these are steampunk Ghostbusters. And no, they're not afraid of no ghosts. Like the packs by the way.

Indeed, these are steampunk Ghostbusters. And no, they’re not afraid of no ghosts. Like the packs by the way.

77. Guess Honest Abe has found a new way to deliver his Gettysburg Address.

However, most steampunk works usually take place after he died. Nevertheless, this is a pretty cool costume.

However, most steampunk works usually take place after he died. Nevertheless, this is a pretty cool costume.

78. Mind if this lady takes a trip to the seashore?

Because even ladies need a break now and then. Then again, that dress doesn't seem suited for summer weather if you ask me.

Because even ladies need a break now and then. Then again, that dress doesn’t seem suited for summer weather if you ask me. But it’s lovely.

79. Sometimes a dress can always look smashing in pink and purple.

However, be aware that this woman is an assassin. So tread lightly within her presence. Unless you're her target, then run like hell.

However, be aware that this woman is an assassin. So tread lightly within her presence. Unless you’re her target, then run like hell.

80. Indeed, there are some ladies who prefer a metal plated gentleman.

And there are some gentlemen who are quite taken with a lady in feathers. To each his own, I guess.

And there are some gentlemen who are quite taken with a lady in feathers. To each his own, I guess.

Star Trek Craft Projects from Garak’s Clothiers

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As with any franchise with a large fandom, you have some fans who are perfectly content with buying merchandise from large companies seeking to make a profit. And then you have the devotees who wish to make stuff to show their love in their art. Trekkies are no different. Still, in the Star Trek universe while you don’t really have people making stuff, you have Garak’s Clothiers from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Well, let’s just say Garak is the only guy in the franchise who does something that comes close to doing craft projects. After all, he calls himself a tailor by trade and is sees doing some alterations. However, he also does some work on the side and since he’s a Cardassian and friends with Dr. Bashir, you can’t really tell what side he’s on. After all, he did tell Dr. Bashir that he wanted him to come to see him for a new suit at a specified time so he could hear him conversing with two really scary Klingon women. Nevertheless, you have plenty of Trekkies who make craft projects that you might see on Etsy or Pinterest at one time or another. Some of these could be irresistibly adorable. Others, well, might make you wonder what were they thinking. So for your galactic reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of Star Trek craft projects.

 

  1. Show your love for Star Trek with this stained glass window.
Well, this sure makes you want to set your phasers to stunning. Because it sure is.

Well, this sure makes you want to set your phasers to stunning. Because it sure is.

2. Make your plants grow boldly like no plant has grown before with this Enterprise flower pot.

Of course, the only way you could really do that is also add some Miracle Gro. But you get what I'm saying.

Of course, the only way you could really do that is also add some Miracle Gro. But you get what I’m saying.

3. Is Spock had a sampler in his cabin, it would say “Live Long and Prosper.”

However, this one includes characters from the original show and The Next Generation. But this is kind of cute.

However, this one includes characters from the original show and The Next Generation. But this is kind of cute.

4. Start your day logically by getting a cup a joe from your very own Spock mug.

Not sure if Spock drinks coffee. But I think this is logically clever if you get my drift. Fascinating.

Not sure if Spock drinks coffee. But I think this is logically clever if you get my drift. Fascinating.

5. Now you can cuddle up with your very own amigurumi Kirk and Spock.

Can't tell which one is cuter. But these are both so adorable as their friendship on the show.

Can’t tell which one is cuter. But these are both so adorable as their friendship on the show.

6. According to what this sampler says, “Adopt a Tribble.”

Then again, it's probably not good advice. Because tribbles have voracious appetites and multiply like crazy.

Then again, it’s probably not good advice. Because tribbles have voracious appetites and multiply like crazy.

7. Of course, couldn’t do a craft post without a wooden Enterprise.

Sure it's only a model. But it's certainly well varnished that you wonder whether the ship has a wood shop.

Sure it’s only a model. But it’s certainly well varnished that you wonder whether the ship has a wood shop.

8. Nothing makes a Trekkie room better than this themed dresser.

Has drawers of 5 different colors. Probably made by some Trekkie with too much time on their hands. But that's just my theory.

Has drawers of 5 different colors. Probably made by some Trekkie with too much time on their hands. But that’s just my theory.

9. If you liked Geordi LaForge from The Next Generation, then you’ll enjoy this handmade visor.

You can either wear this or put it on display. But it still looks quite cool if you ask me.

You can either wear this or put it on display. But it still looks quite cool if you ask me.

10. This sampler is for the ultimate Trekkie who has everything.

This one features the original cast as well as the words you hear from Kirk in the theme. Has a lot of detail as you see.

This one features the original cast as well as the words you hear from Kirk in the theme. Has a lot of detail as you see.

11. For Vulcan ears, it doesn’t hurt to have them crocheted.

Doesn't have a logical look to it. But I'll let this slide since they're quite clever.

Doesn’t have a logical look to it. But I’ll let this slide since they’re quite clever.

12. Raise a toast on the Enterprise with these Starfleet wine glasses.

I guess these are from the Next Generation so I can't joke about Red Shirts. Still, they're wonderfully painted that Guinan will be pleased.

I guess these are from the Next Generation so I can’t joke about Red Shirts. Still, they’re wonderfully painted that Guinan will be pleased.

13. Keep yourself engaged and warm with this Captain Picard quilt.

Man, that really looks like him. Wonder how long it took to make that. Guess Sir Patrick Stewart would be proud.

Man, that really looks like him. Wonder how long it took to make that. Guess Sir Patrick Stewart would be proud.

14. Nothing goes better on your Trekkie couch than these Starfleet uniform fleece pillows.

I guess these feel fuzzy. However, once the red one leaves the couch, it never comes back.

I guess these feel fuzzy. However, once the red one leaves the couch, it never comes back.

15. As we all know, Picard loves his Earl Grey tea that someone made a sampler.

Yes, this is related to Star Trek. Because that's how Picard orders his tea since he likes it hot.

Yes, this is related to Star Trek. Because that’s how Picard orders his tea since he likes it hot.

16. In case you forget, this sampler provides a guide for Starfleet uniforms in the original series.

Remember that gold = command, blue = science, and red = doomed unless you're Scotty or Uhura. Well, at least when they beam down to the planet.

Remember that gold = command, blue = science, and red = doomed unless you’re Scotty or Uhura. Well, at least when they beam down to the planet.

17. Bajoran fans of Deep Space Nine might like an earpiece like this.

Of course, they're only sold one at a time. And aren't recommended for those with delicate ears. But yes, the Bajoran wear earpieces like the one you see here.

Of course, they’re only sold one at a time. And aren’t recommended for those with delicate ears. But yes, the Bajoran wear earpieces like the one you see here.

18. In colder weather, a crocheted Spock hat is a logical choice.

You can tell it's a Vulcan hat because of the ears. Still, wear this when it makes logical sense.

You can tell it’s a Vulcan hat because of the ears. Still, wear this when it makes logical sense.

19. A Star Trek mobile with rainbow Enterprise ships always make a great ceiling decoration.

Because I'm not sure if it's appropriate for a crib height wise. Nevertheless, I like the purple one the best.

Because I’m not sure if it’s appropriate for a crib height wise. Nevertheless, I like the purple one the best.

20. Of course, we all know what a Trekkie says when they walk into a bar…

Yeah, that's about it. Even though Kirk never really said, "Beam me up, Scotty" in the show.

Yeah, that’s about it. Even though Kirk never really said, “Beam me up, Scotty” in the show.

21. Sometimes it helps to carry your things in your very own tricorder.

You know the futuristic technology you see Spock with that's now horribly outdated. Yeah, kids have calculators more sophisticated than that. Still, this is meant to be a replica purse.

You know the futuristic technology you see Spock with that’s now horribly outdated. Yeah, kids have calculators more sophisticated than that. Still, this is meant to be a bag you put on your belt.

22. Boldly go where no man has gone before with this crocheted Enterprise.

Well, it seems to resemble the ship if it was made in yarn. But I still think it's a worthy effort on the creator's part.

Well, it seems to resemble the ship if it was made in yarn. But I still think it’s a worthy effort on the creator’s part.

23. Of course, we should always pay respect to the dearly departed Starfleet security officers.

Here lies a Red Shirt known only to God. Because if we knew who he was, he wouldn't have been killed on that planet in the first place.

Here lies a Red Shirt known only to God. Because if we knew who he was, he wouldn’t have been killed on that planet in the first place.

24. No Starfleet crew member should ever be without their own mug.

Well, this seems official since it has the Starfleet insignia. Better drawing than I could've done that's for sure.

Well, this seems official since it has the Starfleet insignia. Better drawing than I could’ve done that’s for sure.

25. As we all know, sometimes Wesley Crusher really needs to shut up.

Thank you, Captain Picard, for doing us a great service by telling Wesley to shut up. That kid is annoying as hell.

Thank you, Captain Picard, for doing us a great service by telling Wesley to shut up. That kid is annoying as hell.

26. Protect your clothes from the elements of chemicals or food with your very own Starfleet uniform apron.

Never see people in the Starfleet mess halls wear these. Not sure why.

Never see people in the Starfleet mess halls wear these. Not sure why.

27. Grace your home with your very own Spocktopus embroidery sampler.

Yes, I know the image is illogical. But it's still kind of hilarious because it's illogical.

Yes, I know the image is highly illogical. But it’s still kind of hilarious because it’s highly illogical.

28. Never leave your home ship without taking your tricorder purse with you.

For an obsolete futuristic technology, that gadget does make a great purse design. Well, if you use the right colors anyway.

For an obsolete futuristic technology, that gadget does make a great purse design. Well, if you use the right colors anyway.

29. Carry your things with you in this Starfleet purse.

Yes, this is a Starfleet purse since it has the logo. Not sure how much it could fit. But I do like the shiny gold color.

Yes, this is a Starfleet purse since it has the logo. Not sure how much it could fit. But I do like the shiny gold color.

30. Any character from Star Trek: Next Generation can be quite cuddly as an amigurumi.

Then again, TNG isn't the best out of the Star Trek shows. since it gives screentime to some of its least likable characters. But at least this set includes Guinan and Q.

Then again, TNG isn’t the best out of the Star Trek shows. since it gives screentime to some of its least likable characters. But at least this set includes Guinan and Q.

31. Remember, Trekkies, you can never have enough tribble pillows on your couch.

Tribbles must be the easiest Star Trek creatures to make since they're just little puff balls. However, these cuties caused a lot of trouble on the Enterprise in one episode.

Tribbles must be the easiest Star Trek creatures to make since they’re just little puff balls. However, these cuties caused a lot of trouble on the Enterprise in one episode.

32. Looks like these ceramic cows are boldly going where no bull has gone before.

Yes, they made cow versions of Kirk and Spock. Don't ask me why. But neither has udders which you see a lot on male cows in cartoons.

Yes, they made cow versions of Kirk and Spock. Don’t ask me why. But neither has udders which you see a lot on male cows in cartoons.

33. These Starfleet pillows will go well on any Trekkie couch.

Well, as long as your couch is shiny bright orange. Then again, these would've gone great with any furniture from the original series.

Well, as long as your couch is shiny bright orange. Then again, these would’ve gone great with any furniture from the original series.

34. Protect your wooden table tops with this set of canvas Starfleet coasters.

Comes in 3 different colors. But each will protect your tables from drinks equally.

Comes in 3 different colors. But each will protect your tables from drinks equally.

35. This Star Trek quilt of the Enterprise is something any Starfleet cadet might want.

As you see, this quilt depicts the Enterprise from different views. Also, lists the main crew's names by rank.

As you see, this quilt depicts the Enterprise from different views. Also, lists the main crew’s names by rank.

36. No Starfleet should ever be without their own mosaic serving tray.

Like how it's done in mosaics and how it resembles the Enterprise. So pretty.

Like how it’s done in mosaics and how it resembles the Enterprise. So pretty.

37. As Mr. Spock says, always be a Vulcan, not a Vulcan’t.

Okay, he actually didn't say it. But it makes a great wall hanging nevertheless. Like his hand sign.

Okay, he actually didn’t say it. But it makes a great wall hanging nevertheless. Like his hand sign.

38. Protect yourself from hot metals in the kitchen with these crocheted Starfleet pot holders.

Come in 3 different colors. However, you'll probably use the red one the most since it's the color of security. Or maybe the least because the color also means expendable.

Come in 3 different colors. However, you’ll probably use the red one the most since it’s the color of security. Or maybe the least because the color also means expendable.

39. With this Star Trek quilt, you can snuggle up to the final frontier.

Has a lot of Star Trek icons and symbols here. And the squares are of 4 different colors.

Has a lot of Star Trek icons and symbols here. And the squares are of 4 different colors.

40. I’m sure this Spock quilt will certainly provide you some logical warmth.

And yes, it really looks like him. I'm sure the late Leonard Nimoy would be impressed by that patchwork.

And yes, it really looks like him. I’m sure the late Leonard Nimoy would be impressed by that patchwork.

41. You can’t logically go wrong with a Spock sampler.

Didn't know Spock could look this great in emboridery either. Really captures his essence.

Didn’t know Spock could look this great in embroidery either. Really captures his essence.

42. Keep warm like a Klingon warrior with your very own crocheted Worf scarf.

I'm sure Worf doesn't knit or crochet. But that scarf is a very good likeness of his sash he usually wears.

I’m sure Worf doesn’t knit or crochet. But that scarf is a very good likeness of his sash he usually wears.

43. Heard of a pot holder? How about a Spock holder?

Because holding a pot without it doesn't make much logical sense. Oh, well, it does if you use a different pot holder but you get the idea.

Because holding a pot without it doesn’t make much logical sense. Oh, well, it does if you use a different pot holder but you get the idea.

44. Keep your coffee warm longer with these crocheted Starfleet cozies.

Come in 3 different colors. However, not sure whether they allow coffee on the bridge. Or why it doesn't spill whenever the ship's hit.

Come in 3 different colors. However, not sure whether they allow coffee on the bridge. Or why it doesn’t spill whenever the ship’s hit.

45. Nothing makes your home more Trekkie than this Enterprise quilt.

This one depicts the Enterprise and only the Enterprise. Not sure if the red thing is a planet or a star though.

This one depicts the Enterprise and only the Enterprise. Not sure if the red thing is a planet or a star though.

46. When you’re sewing, it helps that you have a Red Shirt pin cushion that’ll keep your pins and needles secure.

Also doubles as a voodoo doll if you want. For obvious reasons. Yeah, the original show had a lot of red shirt security officers die on the planets for some reason.

Also doubles as a voodoo doll if you want. For obvious reasons. Yeah, the original show had a lot of red shirt security officers die on the planets for some reason.

47. Of course, even officers on Starfleet need to keep clean now and then. So keep clean with these designated soaps.

Come in 4 different colors. However, we do know what happens to those who use the red soap.

Come in 4 different colors. However, we do know what happens to those who use the red soap.

48. These peg people consist of the main crew of the original Star Trek Enterprise.

Yes, these are peg people of the original Star Trek cast. Or at least the ones people cared about.

Yes, these are peg people of the original Star Trek cast. Or at least the ones people cared about.

49. Boldly go where no cat has gone before with these Star Trek cat buttons.

I think these cats were from some noted artist who paints scenes with cats in them. I forget her name. But these are funny.

I think these cats were from some noted artist who paints scenes with cats in them. I forget her name. But these are funny.

50. You might know that the amigurumi crew of Star Trek: Enterprise can also be cuddly.

Okay, I know it doesn't consist of the whole crew because I don't see the British security officer who likes to blow things up. Nor do I see Porthos. But it's close enough.

Okay, I know it doesn’t consist of the whole crew because I don’t see the British security officer who likes to blow things up. Nor do I see Porthos. But it’s close enough.

51. This set of Star Trek nesting dolls comes so well together.

Includes Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Uhura, and Scotty. Not sure about the painting style though.

Includes Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Uhura, and Scotty. Not sure about the painting style though.

52. A Spock elephant’s memory is said to be astounding.

Because elephants have remarkable memory. Vulcan elephants have an astounding memory and sense of logic. So this Spock elephant should be superb.

Because elephants have remarkable memory. Vulcan elephants have an astounding memory and sense of logic. So this Spock elephant should be superb.

53. When it comes to cuteness, you can never get enough seeing Captain Picard with puppies.

I'm not sure what made anyone paint this. But I'm positive that at least one of my viewers will find this picture adorable.

I’m not sure what made anyone paint this. But I’m positive that at least one of my viewers will find this picture adorable.

54. For some members of Starfleet, nobody knows the tribbles they’ve seen.

Still, I think this sampler saying is brilliant. Since "Trouble with Tribbles" is such a great episode.

Still, I think this sampler saying is brilliant. Since “Trouble with Tribbles” is such a great episode.

55. On this sampler, whenever Picard makes a command, he makes it so.

This one seems more simple to create than some of the other ones. But that's Picard's most famous words.

This one seems more simple to create than some of the other ones. But that’s Picard’s most famous words.

56. When it comes to whales, the Data one has the most superior skill.

It's a Data whale because it's green like him in TNG. Still, it's adorable to say the least.

It’s a Data whale because it’s green like him in TNG. Still, it’s adorable to say the least.

57. For your Starfleet kitchens, these aprons are ideal.

Since they tend to depict Starfleet uniforms from TNG. Like the black bows on them though.

Since they tend to depict Starfleet uniforms from TNG. Like the black bows on them though.

58. This oven mitt will help you boldly get the roast no man has chowed before.

Well, at least this looks more like standard oven mitt than the one in the last post. This one just has Star Trek characters on it.

Well, at least this looks more like standard oven mitt than the one in the last post. This one just has Star Trek characters on it.

59. These Starfleet crayons would please any kid in the Alpha Quadrant.

Consist of Starfleet logos, the Enterprise, and Vulcan hand signs. But they seem rather well made for any Starfleet coloring book.

Consist of Starfleet logos, the Enterprise, and Vulcan hand signs. But they seem rather well made for any Starfleet coloring book.

60. With this pair of earrings, you can wish everyone to live long and prosper.

Yes, this pair contain the Vulcan hand sign. Not sure if any Vulcans have such earrings though.

Yes, this pair contain the Vulcan hand sign. Not sure if any Vulcans have such earrings though.

61. A necklace with a Starfleet pendant always makes a great gift.

Wonder if this was made by someone with too much time on their hands. Because it looks so ornate.

Wonder if this was made by someone with too much time on their hands. Because it looks so ornate.

62. With this lamp, you’ll be able to boldly go where no man has gone before in the dark.

Okay, not really but it's sure a cool lantern you can find on Etsy. Also makes a great outdoor decoration.

Okay, not really but it’s sure a cool lantern you can find on Etsy. Also makes a great outdoor decoration.

63. Starry, starry, night. Enterprise into the sky.

This is a Star Trek rendition of Van Gogh's Starry Night. Notice it's in space and not in a town. Yet, it's clever.

This is a Star Trek rendition of Van Gogh’s Starry Night. Notice it’s in space and not in a town. Yet, it’s clever.

64. Apparently, TNG peg people seem to have their own Enterprise.

Well, at least one that's made from wood and has wheels. But I think having the original crew instead would be better.

Well, at least one that’s made from wood and has wheels. But I think having the original crew instead would be better.

65. These Star Trek pillows will work wonders for anyone’s head.

Then again, they're probably used for decoration. Includes Kirk, Spock, and Uhura.

Then again, they’re probably used for decoration. Includes Kirk, Spock, and Uhura.

66. Keep your things together on your Star Trek with these Starfleet tote bags.

Come in 3 different colors as you see. And I guess they're from the Next Generation, too.

Come in 3 different colors as you see. And I guess they’re from the Next Generation, too.

67. These Star Trek amigurumi are as adorable as they are evil.

Well, this set doesn't seem to include evil Chekov or Sulu. But it does have Marlena as Kirk's squeeze. Still, it's them from a parallel universe.

Well, this set doesn’t seem to include evil Chekov or Sulu. But it does have Marlena as Kirk’s squeeze. Still, it’s them from a parallel universe.

68. For you Trekkies, celebrate your Hanukkah with this wooden menorah with lights.

Helps to know that Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner are Jews, too. Also like how Gorn's included.

Helps to know that Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner are Jews, too. Also like how Gorn’s included.

69. Your plant is guaranteed to grow logically with this Spock flower pot.

Well, as long as you give it plenty of sun and water, too. Not including that would be highly illogical.

Well, as long as you give it plenty of sun and water, too. Not including that would be highly illogical.

70. Those who like Voyager might adore them as amigurumi as well.

Sure it's not the best Star Trek series. But you have to admit, these are cute.

Sure it’s not the best Star Trek series. But you have to admit, these are cute.

71. Cuddle up on your couch with Star Trek pillows of Kirk and Spock.

Yes, Kirk and Spock have gotten the felt treatment. Other Star Trek characters received it as well according to Etsy.

Yes, Kirk and Spock have gotten the felt treatment. Other Star Trek characters received it as well according to Etsy.

72. Your money will be safe in these Starfleet change purses.

However, it's best not to keep any gold plated latinum in there. Well, at least when you're among the Ferengi.

However, it’s best not to keep any gold plated latinum in there. Well, at least when you’re among the Ferengi.

73. A sampler like this always calls for adventure.

Well, this looks rather well done. The Starfleet logo and stars look quite intricate and everything.

Well, this looks rather well done. The Starfleet logo and stars look quite intricate and everything.

74. This Spock pillow is a logical place to rest your head.

And here he is with the Vulcan hand sign. Guess rest is essential if you want to live long and prosper.

And here he is with the Vulcan hand sign. Guess rest is essential if you want to live long and prosper.

75. A Starfleet issued quilt is guaranteed to keep you warm from the coldness of space.

Well, this one is interesting since it's made from triangle pieces. Not sure if you'd want it on a fence.

Well, this one is interesting since it’s made from triangle pieces. Not sure if you’d want it on a fence.

76. These Starfleet necklaces are guaranteed to look great on any officer.

Comes in 3 different colors for each Starfleet shirt. However, those who wear the red one shouldn't beam down to planets.

Comes in 3 different colors for each Starfleet shirt. However, those who wear the red one shouldn’t beam down to planets.

77. Set your drinks on these quality Starfleet coasters.

Guess one's for black coffee and the other's for hot tea. And the Starfleet insignia looks different on each.

Guess one’s for black coffee and the other’s for hot tea. And the Starfleet insignia looks different on each.

78. This sampler will always help ensure you live long and prospurr.

Yes, it's a Spock cat sampler hanging. And yes, it's as adorable as can be. He even makes the Vulcan sign with his paw.

Yes, it’s a Spock cat sampler hanging. And yes, it’s as adorable as can be. He even makes the Vulcan sign with his paw.

79. When you’re on the go, these TNG finger puppets can always be with you.

While TNG is quite overrated, these puppets are quite adorable. Also, like how they're in an envelope.

While TNG is quite overrated, these puppets are quite adorable. Also, like how they’re in an envelope.

80. A laptop bag like this will help your computer live long and prosper.

Costs $186.00 on Etsy. But it sure looks well made to be worth every penny.

Costs $186.00 on Etsy. But it sure looks well made to be worth every penny.

81. These owl Kirk and Spock plushies are sure to be a hoot.

And here's the Spock owl with the tricorder. At any rate, these are surely creative and adorable.

And here’s the Spock owl with the tricorder. At any rate, these are surely creative and adorable.

82. A Starfleet charm bracelet looks great on any officer.

Has Starfleet insignia and beads in 3 different colors. So it will match any Starfleet uniform.

Has Starfleet insignia and beads in 3 different colors. So it will match any Starfleet uniform.

83. In case of a cold, this Starfleet kleenex box will give you the relief you need.

Well, as long as you fill it with tissues, no less. Also made out of wood by the way.

Well, as long as you fill it with tissues, no less. Also made out of wood by the way.

84. A hard drive Enterprise can certainly fly quite well.

Someone made this Enterprise from parts. Among them was an old computer hard drive. Clever.

Someone made this Enterprise from parts. Among them was an old computer hard drive. Clever.

85. Nothing can be more irresistible to the Federation than a Star Trek chibi set.

Includes characters from TNG and the original series. And yes, they're all equally adorable.

Includes characters from TNG and the original series. And yes, they’re all equally adorable.

86. No Trekkie home could be complete without a tribble rug.

Given that it's a tribble rug, this is probably easy to make. But at least the tribbles in your home won't multiply like crazy.

Given that it’s a tribble rug, this is probably easy to make. But at least the tribbles in your home won’t multiply like crazy.

87. A duct tape Starfleet wallet will always keep your cash secure.

Just make sure it doesn't fall into a Ferengi's hands. Since Ferengi are quite greedy and shouldn't be trusted with money.

Just make sure it doesn’t fall into a Ferengi’s hands. Since Ferengi are quite greedy and shouldn’t be trusted with money.

88. Keep your neck warm with this fleece Starfleet scarf.

I'm sure such a scarf like this will keep you logically warm. Well, at least at the neck anyway.

I’m sure such a scarf like this will keep you logically warm. Well, at least at the neck anyway.

89. A pillow like this is guaranteed to help you live long and prosper.

After all, it contains the Vulcan salute on it. So I'm sure it'll give you comfort in some way.

After all, it contains the Vulcan salute on it. So I’m sure it’ll give you comfort in some way.

90. As Captain Picard would say while baking cookies, “Bake it so.”

I have to admit, that's pretty clever to put on a Star Trek oven mitt. However, I'm not sure if Captain Picard bakes in his spare time.

I have to admit, that’s pretty clever to put on a Star Trek oven mitt. However, I’m not sure if Captain Picard bakes in his spare time.

91. When it comes to bead work, this Captain Picard portrait takes the cake.

Now that also looks quite like him. Didn't know you can master something like this with beads. Amazing.

Now that also looks quite like him. Didn’t know you can master something like this with beads. Amazing.

92. For those who need solace, these Star Trek prayer candles are just what you need.

Consists of Kirk, Spock, and Sulu. Made by some company on Etsy. Still, these are quite funny.

Consists of Kirk, Spock, and Sulu. Made by some company on Etsy. Still, these are quite funny.

93. This wooden Starfleet box is sure to keep your belongings safe and secure.

Well, it's probably more for decoration. But it's sure to go well with the red uniform.

Well, it’s probably more for decoration. But it’s sure to go well with the red uniform.

94. No Trekkie girl’s wardrobe could be complete without a Starfleet insignia skirt.

Sure it might not go with any Starfleet uniform. But I'm positive those at the Trekkie convention would love it.

Sure it might not go with any Starfleet uniform. But I’m positive those at the Trekkie convention would love it.

95. For Trekkies, home is always the Bridge.

Because on the Enterprise, most of the action happens there. Still, this is pretty cool.

Because on the Enterprise, most of the action happens there. Still, this is pretty cool.

96. A Spock pendant necklace is always a logical jewelry choice.

Helps that the Spock on this is painted. Also like the frame and chain.

Helps that the Spock on this is painted. Also like the frame and chain.

97. No female officer in Starfleet is well dressed without her Starfleet command earrings.

Comes in 2 variations. Available on Etsy. Nevertheless, so pretty.

Comes in 2 variations. Available on Etsy. Nevertheless, so pretty.

98. It’s only logical that you should have a Spock plate in a china closet.

Well, for display anyway. Not sure about him being surrounded by flowers.

Well, for display anyway. Not sure about him being surrounded by flowers.

99. Keep dry on the Enterprise with your very own Federation uniform towel.

Available in 3 different colors with the insignia embroidered. Will go well in an Trekkie bathroom.

Available in 3 different colors with the insignia embroidered. Will go well in an Trekkie bathroom.

100. Finally, while Kirk and Picard might drink different things, they both keep their beverages in a Federation mug.

Not sure if they have these any Starfleet mess hall. But you kind of think they should.

Not sure if they have these any Starfleet mess hall. But you kind of think they should.

Starfleet Approved Star Trek Merchandise from the Final Frontier

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Like any major franchise that attracts a wide range of popularity, Star Trek has always come with a line of merchandise. After all, Trekkies do consist of a viable market. And yes, there are plenty of Star Trek stuff you can imagine. Like space, Star Trek’s product range is infinite. Of course, this doesn’t mean you should buy a tribble any time soon. Because it’s a reason why certain pets are no longer allowed on the Enterprise. Sure Uhura may be a smart girl, but she shouldn’t have bought a tribble from a mysterious vender. Because tribbles breed like rabbits and eat like crazy. However, they don’t like Klingons. Nevertheless, these cute little parasites certainly help make a great Star Trek episode that’s among the most love. Still, outside the Star Trek universe, you’ll find plenty of ridiculous Star Trek gear in this side of the galaxy. And that’s where I bring you. So for your reading pleasure in the Alpha Quadrant, I give you some of the great products from the final frontier. Starfleet approved, I must say.

 

  1. For added buzz, try some Romulan Ale.
However, since it's an energy drink, it's about as bad for you in this universe as in Star Trek. It's even more harmful in Star Trek that it's been banned from the Federation of Planets.

However, since it’s an energy drink, it’s about as bad for you in this universe as in Star Trek. It’s even more harmful in Star Trek that it’s been banned from the Federation of Planets.

2. Now you can bake like Spock with your very own Vulcan sign oven mitt.

Of course, if you bake some treats with this mitt, you're certain not to live long and prosper. Still, you can't help but like this.

Of course, if you bake some treats with this mitt, you’re certain not to live long and prosper. Still, you can’t help but like this.

3. If you want to eat like the O’Briens you might prefer this Star Trek sushi action set.

Here the Enterprise serves as a sushi sauce dish. Not sure about the chopsticks though. But I think they're plastic.

Here the Enterprise serves as a sushi sauce dish. Not sure about the chopsticks though. But I think they’re plastic.

4. For finer diner, perhaps a bottle of Chateau Picard might suit you quite nicely.

This vintage is from a vineyard from 2267. Which is about over 200 years into the future.

This vintage is from a vineyard from 2267. Which is about over 200 years into the future.

5. For the Trekkie cat, resistance to a scratching post like this is futile.

Not sure if there are any feline fans of Star Trek. But this does have a scratch post of the Enterprise and a Klingon ship.

Not sure if there are any feline fans of Star Trek. But this does have a scratch post of the Enterprise and a Klingon ship.

6. When Worf needs to open an envelope, he uses a Bat’leth opener.

Wait a minute, wouldn't they use e-mail or something more sophisticated in the future? I thought so.

Wait a minute, wouldn’t they use e-mail or something more sophisticated in the future? I thought so.

7. As far as bath toys are concerned, this Spock rubber duckie is a logical choice.

Yes, I know it's not logical to depict Spock as a cute bath toy. But hey, this is kind of adorable.

Yes, I know it’s not logical to depict Spock as a cute bath toy. But hey, this is kind of adorable.

8. Learn how to make your own Star Trek costumes with this book.

The costumes in my last post seem more convincing than this. Besides, these look pretty lame compared to what you'd see at a Trekkie convention.

The costumes in my last post seem more convincing than this. Besides, these look pretty lame compared to what you’d see at a Trekkie convention.

9. Put your night to a logical start by wearing a Spock thong.

Really? A Spock thong? Seriously, that's one of the most illogical things you can put Spock's face on. A Kirk thong would make more sense.

Really? A Spock thong? Seriously, that’s one of the most illogical things you can put Spock’s face on. A Kirk thong would make more sense.

10. Be the big guy on the bridge with your very own Captain Kirk chair.

It's a life size replica of Kirk's chair. So I guess this means it must be very expensive. Probably not worth it.

It’s a life size replica of Kirk’s chair. So I guess this means it must be very expensive. Probably not worth it.

11. Nothing makes a more appropriate mess hall utensil than a Star Trek spork.

Really, a Star Trek spork? This is a highly illogical dining utensil, especially if it doesn't come in a set.

Really, a Star Trek spork? This is a highly illogical dining utensil, especially if it doesn’t come in a set.

12. If you love the music from Star Trek, take a moment to listen to Leonard Nimoy’s album, Mr. Spock’s Music from Outer Space.

On second thought, to listen to his album you have to be out of your Vulcan mind. Even more so if you think Nimoy's music video on the Hobbit was anything to be taken seriously.

On second thought, to listen to his album you have to be out of your Vulcan mind. Even more so if you think Nimoy’s music video on the Hobbit was anything to be taken seriously. Yes, it’s that bad.

13. If you like TNG, celebrate the season with a commemorative ornament on your tree of Captain Picard’s assimilation.

Because nothing depicts the joy of Christmas like a beloved Star Trek captain being kidnapped and changed into a mindless cyborg killing machine. Seriously, Hallmark, this is really fucked up.

Because nothing depicts the joy of Christmas like a beloved Star Trek captain being kidnapped and changed into a mindless cyborg killing machine. Seriously, Hallmark, this is really fucked up.

14. Pon Farr cologne is the perfect fragrance to set you in the mood when the time is right.

Which for Vulcans is every 7 years when they mate. However, you really don't want to be anywhere near Vulcans when they're horny.

Which for Vulcans is every 7 years when they mate. However, you really don’t want to be anywhere near Vulcans when they’re horny. Makes me wonder when Spock and Uhura’s first time will be like in the new movies. Well, when Spock’s going through Pon Farr, anyway.

15. For galactic marshmallow fun, you can’t go wrong with a Star Trek marshmallow dispenser.

What the hell? Seriously, why would anyone have a marshmallow dispenser. That's ridiculous. Let alone one as a Star Trek tie-in product.

What the hell? Seriously, why would anyone have a marshmallow dispenser. That’s ridiculous. Let alone one as a Star Trek tie-in product.

16. Grace your tree this Christmas with an ornament of Spock’s farewell to Kirk from Wrath of Khan.

Because nothing brings out the joy of Christmas seeing Kirk and Spock saying goodbye before Spock sacrifices his life for the crew. Sure he gets better, but, Hallmark, is this an appropriate Christmas ornament? Really?

Because nothing brings out the joy of Christmas seeing Kirk and Spock saying goodbye before Spock sacrifices his life for the crew. Sure he gets better, but, Hallmark, is this an appropriate Christmas ornament? Really?

17. In the Federation of Planets, latinum is a general currency.

However, this is probably not real latinum and bound to leave Quark quite angry and disappointed. And this is a guy who takes his money seriously.

However, this is probably not real latinum and bound to leave Quark quite angry and disappointed. And this is a guy who takes his money seriously.

18. Cook some old Star Trek favorites with your very own Star Trek cookbook.

Not sure about having Neelix on the cover though his bad food has more to do with lack of ingredients than anything. Still, some recipes might make you feel like Alan Rickman in Galaxy Quest when he sarcastically remarks, "Just like Mummy used to make."

Not sure about having Neelix on the cover though his bad food has more to do with lack of ingredients than anything. Still, some recipes might make you feel like Alan Rickman in Galaxy Quest when he sarcastically remarks, “Just like Mummy used to make.”

19. When you think tomorrow will never come, try Red Shirt cologne today.

So if you're a Starfleet security officer assigned planet duty, try Red Shirt cologne. Because chances are, you're coming back.

So if you’re a Starfleet security officer assigned planet duty, try Red Shirt cologne. Because chances are, you’re coming back.

20. Nothing graces your china cabinet like a Star Trek Faberge egg.

Yes, this exists. Not sure what makes Star Trek appropriate for a Faberge egg. But I'm sure some rich Trekkie would buy it.

Yes, this exists. Not sure what makes Star Trek appropriate for a Faberge egg. But I’m sure some rich Trekkie would buy it.

21. Like Star Trek: TNG? Then check out these action figures of your favorite characters when they’re seniors.

The Farmer Captain Picard is especially hilarious because Sir Patrick Stewart is 75 and looks very much the same as he did then. Also, why do they have Data even age?

The Farmer Captain Picard is especially hilarious because Sir Patrick Stewart is 75 and looks very much the same as he did then. Also, why do they have Data even age?

22. For Andorian fans, here’s an action figure for you.

From The Robot's Voice: "The host of the 23rd century version of What Not to Wear, the Andorian can help you prep for your date with Captain Kirk or give you advice on how to handle a pissy Vulcan who is experiencing Ponn Farr. Unless he (she?) gets suffocated by some sort of pink fabric monster first. Or could all that pink on the figure just be inflammation of some kind? Better break out the space penicillin to be sure."

From The Robot’s Voice: “The host of the 23rd century version of What Not to Wear, the Andorian can help you prep for your date with Captain Kirk or give you advice on how to handle a pissy Vulcan who is experiencing Ponn
Farr. Unless he (she?) gets suffocated by some sort of pink fabric monster
first. Or could all that pink on the figure just be inflammation of some kind? Better break out the space penicillin to be sure.”

23. Nothing looks better on a formal suit than a pair of cufflinks depicting a logo for the United Federation of Planets.

Let me be frank, I don't think you'd be taken seriously with cufflinks like these unless you're at a Star Trek convention. Seriously, why?

Let me be frank, I don’t think you’d be taken seriously with cufflinks like these unless you’re at a Star Trek convention. Seriously, why?

24. Smoking Trekkies out there might like a cigarette case depicting the first ever Vulcan breast meld.

This has to be photoshopped. Otherwise, bad Spock. You're a really dirty Vulcan man, Spock. I thought you were better than that.

This has to be photoshopped. Otherwise, bad Spock. You’re a really dirty Vulcan man, Spock. I thought you were better than that.

25. Bake a pie out of this world with this Star Trek dish.

Instead of "Beam me up, Scotty," it says, "Eat me up, Scotty." Then again, I'm sure Scotty has an appetite for pastries and whiskey.

Instead of “Beam me up, Scotty,” it says, “Eat me up, Scotty.” Then again, I’m sure Scotty has an appetite for pastries and whiskey.

26. To impress the Trekkie in your life, these nipple pasties will sure please.

Well, I guess I know what the strippers are wearing at a Trekkie convention. Still, these are ridiculous.

Well, I guess I know what the strippers are wearing at a Trekkie convention. Still, these are ridiculous.

27.  No pizza night in the Alpha Quadrant is complete without a pizza cutter of the Enterprise.

Then again, the Enterprise does resemble a pizza cutter. Still, not sure what the pizzas on the ship would look like. Maybe I don't want to know.

Then again, the Enterprise does resemble a pizza cutter. Still, not sure what the pizzas on the ship would look like. Maybe I don’t want to know.

28. For a planetary golfer, this set will sure help their game.

Of course, you'll never see the red putter and golf balls again after use. Still, I think this is crazy. But I'm not a fan of golf.

Of course, you’ll never see the red putter and golf balls again after use. Still, I think this is crazy. But I’m not a fan of golf.

29. For Christmas, celebrate the spirit of the season with a commemorative Hallmark ornament of Kirk and Spock’s fight on Vulcan on what should’ve been his wedding.

Because nothing brings out the spirit of Christmas than your fiancee having you fight your best friend so she won't have to marry you. Of course, it would've been avoided if Spock just dumped her so she could be with the guy she wants.

Because nothing brings out the spirit of Christmas than your fiancee having you fight your best friend to the death so she won’t have to marry you. Of course, it would’ve been avoided if Spock just dumped her so she could be with the guy she wants.

30. Fans of “Menagerie” might enjoy this Captain Pike ornament on their Christmas tree.

Because nothing says Christmas like seeing a a guy in a wheelchair after he's been paralyzed and badly injured from an explosion. I don't know why the people at Hallmark thought this was a great idea.

Because nothing says Christmas like seeing a a guy in a wheelchair after he’s been paralyzed and badly injured from an explosion. I don’t know why the people at Hallmark thought this was a great idea.

31. If you like “The Man Trap,” then you’ll probably enjoy a Hallmark ornament of Kirk with the creature from that episode.

For nothing says Christmas like being attacked by a creature that seems to resemble a zombie Abominable Snowman. They're just hugging each other I promise (sarcasm).

For nothing says Christmas like being attacked by a creature that seems to resemble a zombie Abominable Snowman. They’re just hugging each other I promise (sarcasm).

32. Celebrate your galactic Christmas with this Hallmark ornament commemorating Kirk’s epic fight with Gorn.

For nothing says, "Peace on Earth" than being trapped on a planet and forced to fight a humanoid Godzilla like alien to the death against your will in a trial by combat. To be fair, this is a reason why "Arena" turns out to be an unintentionally funny episode.

For nothing says, “Peace on Earth” than being trapped on a planet and forced to fight a humanoid Godzilla like alien to the death against your will in a trial by combat. To be fair, this is a reason why “Arena” turns out to be an unintentionally funny episode.

33. Shirtless Kirk cologne is bound to make you feel like a man who’s just escaped with his life on a hostile planet.

For the male Starfleet captain who's beamed in the nick of time when in an extremely dangerous situation that he only escapes after his shirt's been ripped off his back. Dead red shirt security officers not included.

For the male Starfleet captain who’s beamed in the nick of time when in an extremely dangerous situation that he only escapes after his shirt’s been ripped off his back. Dead red shirt security officers not included.

34. For amusement, it’s said that there’s no better board game for warriors than Klingon Monopoly.

Uh, I'm not sure you'd want to see Klingons playing Monopoly. I guess the winner is the one who's left standing or is still alive.

Uh, I’m not sure you’d want to see Klingons playing Monopoly. I guess the winner is the one who’s left standing or is still alive.

35.  There’s no better beer for a Klingon warrior’s thirst after a battle than War Nog.

And let's hope that Klingons have a very high tolerance for alcohol. Because you really don't want to be near a bunch of Klingons if they're drunk. Or angry. Or horny. Or partying.

And let’s hope that Klingons have a very high tolerance for alcohol. Because you really don’t want to be near a bunch of Klingons if they’re drunk. Or angry. Or horny. Or partying.

36. Plan your trip to the final frontier with your very own Star Trek casket or urn.

Caskets come in 3 variations such as Klingon, Delta Quadrant, and United Federation of Planets. Still, I'm sure it's going to cost much more than a normal casket would.

Caskets come in 3 variations such as Klingon, Delta Quadrant, and United Federation of Planets. Still, I’m sure it’s going to cost much more than a normal casket would.

37. If you prefer a more Trekkie worthy sendoff, this photon torpedo coffin is just for you.

This was inspired by Spock's coffin that was launched in space after he died in Wrath of Khan. Still, I'm not sure if even a die hard Trekkie would buy this or afford it.

This was inspired by Spock’s coffin that was launched in space after he died in Wrath of Khan. Still, I’m not sure if even a die hard Trekkie would buy this or afford it.

38. Star Trek Fun Pix Eggo waffles are part of this galactic breakfast.

Eggo issued these in 2009 when the first reboot Star Trek came out. Of course, let go of Spock's Eggos or you'll find yourself on the receiving end of a Vulcan nerve pinch.

Eggo issued these in 2009 when the first reboot Star Trek came out. Of course, let go of Spock’s Eggos or you’ll find yourself on the receiving end of a Vulcan nerve pinch.

39. Any Star Trek fan is bound to want a limited edition of Star Trek Into Darkness Blue-Ray DVD with piece of a meteorite from the Nantan meteor shower in 1516.

From What Culture: "Now why wouldn't you take a 497-year old meteorite and carve it into a Star Trek symbol, and then glue it onto a DVD case for a one-off edition of Star Trek Into Darkness on Blu-Ray? Called the Meteorite edition, with a limited edition of one, this was given away as a prize win for Total Film magazine earlier in the year. It is bonkers. Next we'll have dinosaur bones carved into toothpicks to promote Colgate toothpaste. The meteorite itself fell in 1516 AD in the Guangxi-Zhaung province of China from the Nantan meteorite shower. It has to be the most ridiculous limited edition bonus item I've ever seen with a home media release. At least thankfully they didn't do a run of a thousand of these."

From What Culture: “Now why wouldn’t you take a 497-year old meteorite and carve it into a Star Trek symbol, and then glue it onto a DVD case for a one-off edition of Star Trek Into Darkness on Blu-Ray? Called the Meteorite edition, with a limited edition of one, this was given away as a prize win for Total Film magazine earlier in the year. It is bonkers. Next we’ll have dinosaur bones carved into toothpicks to promote Colgate toothpaste. The meteorite itself fell in 1516 AD in the Guangxi-Zhaung province of China from the Nantan meteorite shower. It has to be the most ridiculous limited edition bonus item I’ve ever seen with a home media release. At least thankfully they didn’t do a run of a thousand of these.”

40. As we all know Picard always loves his Earl Grey tea. Hot.

Nevertheless, they have a special Star Trek line for that. However, you can buy Earl Grey basically anywhere.

Nevertheless, they have a special Star Trek line for that. However, you can buy Earl Grey basically anywhere.

41. Find your own buried treasure with your very own Star Trek metal detector.

From The Robot's Voice: "Because being seen on the beach with a metal detector wasn?t cool enough, you really need to add the Star Trek logo to the equation. Seriously, if you like Trek, you’re going to be in reasonable danger of having sand kicked in your face by some tan, toned bastard anyways during any beach trip anyways. Carrying a Star Trek metal detector with you is like carrying a sign saying “please punch me and never stop.” If this was a potential beating detector, it would never stop bleeping."

From The Robot’s Voice: “Because being seen on the beach with a metal detector wasn?t cool enough, you really need to add the Star Trek logo to the equation. Seriously, if you like Trek, you’re going to be in reasonable danger of having sand kicked in your face by some tan, toned bastard anyways during any beach trip anyways. Carrying a Star Trek metal detector with you is like carrying a sign saying “please punch me and never stop.” If this was a potential beating detector, it would never stop bleeping.”

42. Entertain your Trekkie guests at dinner with this Star Trek: TNG murder mystery kit.

From The Robot's Voice: "Combining the nerdy pursuit of Star Trek LARPing with the arguably less nerdy pursuit of a murder mystery game isn?t exactly on the chocolate/peanut butter scale. Worse, since the game’s makers clearly thought all Trek fans had the emotional stability of a developmentally challenged child, it’s not even a “murder” mystery?some stupid orb from some stupid planet gets stolen, and players have to figure who did that instead. The most shameful part is the booklet (I admit I bought one)?it suggests that the character playing Worf attempt to do their own makeup."

From The Robot’s Voice: “Combining the nerdy pursuit of Star Trek LARPing with the arguably less nerdy pursuit of a murder mystery game isn?t exactly on the chocolate/peanut butter scale. Worse, since the game’s makers clearly thought all Trek fans had the emotional stability of a developmentally challenged child, it’s not even a “murder” mystery?some stupid orb from some stupid planet gets stolen, and players have to figure who did that instead. The most shameful part is the booklet (I admit I bought one)?it suggests that the character playing Worf attempt to do their own makeup.”

43. Explore the final frontier with your very own Star Trek Astro helmet.

This looks more appropriate for a bug costume.How this came to exist is one of those great unsolved mysteries.

This looks more appropriate for a bug costume.How this came to exist is one of those great unsolved mysteries.

44. Nothing graces your Christmas tree more than a Borg cube ornament.

For nothing shows the spirit of Christmas like a space craft that's known to turn people and aliens into mindless, killing cyborgs. Resistance is futile.

For nothing shows the spirit of Christmas like a space craft that’s known to turn people and aliens into mindless, killing cyborgs. Resistance is futile.

45. Those who liked Star Trek: Voyager might enjoy these figures of Species 8472 with Ensign Harry Kim.

From The Robot's Voice: "When not ripping off plots and supporting characters from Star Trek: The Next Generation, Voyager loved patting itself on the back for everything from the half-robot broad in the spandex to the thrills that came from Tom and B’Ellana’s domestic problems. This self-aggrandizing reached its apex in 1997 when the series presented Trek’s first-ever CGI villain, Species 8472. Hopes were high that the creatures would become as beloved as the Borg–who were quickly brought in as the alien race’s enemies in yet another shameless grab for ratings when no one cared about the new foe. These days, Species 8472 is a reminder of the glut of poor CGI that dominated late-1990s sci-fi. Released in a two-pack with a Harry Kim that is apparently covered in shit, the figure looks more realistic than the actual creature did. Not that that justifies its existence or anything."

From The Robot’s Voice: “When not ripping off plots and supporting characters from Star
Trek: The Next Generation, Voyager loved patting itself on the back for everything from the half-robot broad in the spandex to the thrills that
came from Tom and B’Ellana’s domestic problems. This self-aggrandizing reached
its apex in 1997 when the series presented Trek’s first-ever CGI villain, Species 8472. Hopes were high that the creatures would become as beloved as the Borg–who were quickly brought in as the alien race’s enemies in yet another shameless grab for ratings when no one cared about the new foe. These days, Species 8472 is a reminder of the glut of poor CGI that dominated late-1990s
sci-fi. Released in a two-pack with a Harry Kim that is apparently covered in shit, the figure looks more realistic than the actual creature did. Not that that justifies its existence or anything.”

46. Those who like Spock might enjoy their very own Spock helmet.

From The Robot's Voice: "After Spock lost his brain (in the single greatest Trek episode ever written), Captain Kirk made him wear this Brain Protector Helmet which had a siren in case anyone tried to steal it. Wait, that’s not right. This is actually just a phenomenally stupid toy that some cheap-ass toymaker decided to put Spock’s name on, and another easy way to make certain you get beaten up at school. However, we?d pay 20 bucks to see Leonard Nimoy put one on." I can't think of any logical reason why this exists. Someone must be out of their Vulcan mind.

From The Robot’s Voice: “After Spock lost his brain (in the single greatest Trek episode ever written), Captain Kirk made him wear this Brain Protector Helmet which had a siren in case anyone tried to steal it. Wait, that’s not right. This is actually just a phenomenally stupid toy that some cheap-ass toymaker decided to put Spock’s name on, and another easy way to make certain you get beaten up at school. However, we?d pay 20 bucks to see Leonard Nimoy put one on.” I can’t think of any logical reason why this exists. Someone must be out of their Vulcan mind.

47. Put your earthly remains in your very own Starfleet urn.

Guess these are for the die hard Trek fans who can't afford to have their ashes launched into space. Still, this is ridiculous.

Guess these are for the die hard Trek fans who can’t afford to have their ashes launched into space. Still, this is ridiculous.

48. For your galactic game room, you can’t go wrong with this Star Trek Into Darkness pool table.

Said to have LED lights. However, I'm not sure why anyone would want to buy this. And it's probably as expensive as hell.

Said to have LED lights. However, I’m not sure why anyone would want to buy this. And it’s probably as expensive as hell.

49. Those who want to go where no turtle has gone before would certainly enjoy a set of Star Trek Ninja Turtles.

I know I had these on another post from last year. But still, Star Trek Ninja Turtles seem as idiotic as they sound. Seriously, why?

I know I had these on another post from last year. But still, Star Trek Ninja Turtles seem as idiotic as they sound. Seriously, why?

50. For those who liked, “Mirror, Mirror,” this commemorative ornament of Evil Spock using mind meld on Dr. McCoy is a must have.

For nothing makes Christmas more special than using a mind meld on your friend as a form of torture in an alternate universe. Yeah, I don't know what Hallmark was thinking either.

For nothing makes Christmas more special than using a mind meld on your friend as a form of torture in an alternate universe. Yeah, I don’t know what Hallmark was thinking either.

51. Make it so with the lady Trekkie in your life with this Enterprise engagement ring.

On second thought, you're probably better off to engage with a standard ring. Just to be on the safe side.

On second thought, you’re probably better off to engage with a standard ring. Just to be on the safe side.

52. No Christmas in the Alpha Quadrant could ever be without Kirk and Spock nutcrackers.

Yes, these are Kirk and Spock nutcrackers. But their existence tends to defy logic other than the incentive to make money that is.

Yes, these are Kirk and Spock nutcrackers. But their existence tends to defy logic other than the incentive to make money that is.

53. Answer your own calls like a Trekkie with your very own Enterprise phone.

Yes, it looks cool. However, it looks like you could injure your arm picking up this thing. Wonder how you'd explain that.

Yes, it looks cool. However, it looks like you could injure your arm picking up this thing. Wonder how you’d explain that.

54. Please the Trekkie in your life with a set of panties from The Next Generation.

Well, at least in TNG, red doesn't mean expendable. Still, I know what you're thinking. These are ridiculous.

Well, at least in TNG, red doesn’t mean expendable. Still, I know what you’re thinking. These are ridiculous.

55. If you liked Riker from The Next Generation, then you’ll certainly like this Hallmark Christmas ornament of him.

Don't know about you but this looks as if Riker is seems like he's squatting down and about to take a shit. Yeah, I know it's hilarious.

Don’t know about you but this looks as if Riker is seems like he’s squatting down and about to take a shit. Yeah, I know it’s hilarious.

56. Want to sound commanding on the road, then these Star Trek car horns are just for you.

Now hearing the Star Trek theme from you will make it known to other drivers that someone cut you in traffic. Or that you're a jerk who likes to show off your geekyness to the world.

Now hearing the Star Trek theme from you will make it known to other drivers that someone cut you in traffic. Or that you’re a jerk who likes to show off your geekyness to the world.

57. Turn the lights down with this Star Trek Voice Activated Light Switch & Dimmer.

For those who like to imitate Picard's commands as well as are too lazy to use a light switch. Available at Klear Gear.

For those who like to imitate Picard’s commands as well as are too lazy to use a light switch. Available at Klear Gear.

58. Trekkies who like Peanuts will certainly adore a figurine of Woodstock Spock.

While he's logical to a fault, he only utters in lines. However, I'm sure Snoopy Kirk is bound to hump on any hot alien chick that moves.

While he’s logical to a fault, he only utters in lines. However, I’m sure Snoopy Kirk is bound to hump on any hot alien chick that moves.

59. Nothing makes a Trek Christmas like a Captain’s yule log.

I think it comes in a gift set. Still, looks like a chocolate roll covered in Easter M&Ms.

I think it comes in a gift set. Still, looks like a chocolate roll covered in Easter M&Ms.

60. Galactic rail enthusiasts would love to see Trek meat the tracks with this Star Trek train set.

By the way, this isn't a toy. It's a collectible. Yeah, I don't know what connection Star Trek has to trains either. A commemorative Harry Potter train set would make more sense.

By the way, this isn’t a toy. It’s a collectible. Yeah, I don’t know what connection Star Trek has to trains either. A commemorative Harry Potter train set would make more sense.

61. Tiberius cologne is sure to make you smell like a Starfleet captain boldly going where no man has gone before with the ladies.

As we know of Captain Kirk's reputation with the ladies. Side effects might include contracting alien STDs or unplanned pregnancy, especially for men.

As we know of Captain Kirk’s reputation with the ladies. Side effects might include contracting alien STDs or unplanned pregnancy, especially for men.

62. Sulu cologne is perfect for the man who does everything.

Of course, this doesn't mean he's going to get as much tail as Kirk on the Enterprise. But at least he'll have some skill with a sword.

Of course, this doesn’t mean he’s going to get as much tail as Kirk on the Enterprise. But at least he’ll have some skill with a sword.

63. Keep your money secure in the Alpha Quadrant with your very own Ferengi Savings bank.

However, if you're traveling through space, remember to never put your money in a Ferengi bank. Seriously, these guys are known for being greedy and you won't get your money back.

However, if you’re traveling through space, remember to never put your money in a Ferengi bank. Seriously, these guys are known for being greedy and you won’t get your money back.

64. Fans of Star Trek: Voyager are bound to enjoy this mutated Tom Paris action figure.

From The Robot's Voice: "Remember how Star Trek: Voyager‘s “Threshold” was recently voted by Topless Robot readers to be the stupidest sci-fi TV episode? Well, that televised groin punch also gave us this figure of Tom Paris. It’s unlikely that any Voyager fan was clamoring for a figure of a mutated version of the show’s most milquetoast character dressed in nursing scrubs, but they got it anyway. Devotees of the episode’s bullshit fish creatures will be filled with joy to learn that this toy also came with three of the baffling writer’s constructs as accessories."

From The Robot’s Voice: “Remember how Star Trek: Voyager‘s “Threshold” was recently voted by Topless Robot readers to be the stupidest sci-fi TV episode? Well, that televised groin punch also gave us this figure of Tom Paris. It’s unlikely that any Voyager fan was clamoring for a figure of a mutated version of the show’s most milquetoast character dressed in nursing scrubs, but they got it anyway. Devotees of the episode’s bullshit fish creatures will be filled with joy to learn that this toy also came with three of the baffling writer’s constructs as accessories.”

65. Descend to the planet with this parachuting Spock action figure.

From The Robot's Voice: "For those days when a Vulcan wants to jump from the Enterprise through a planet’s atmosphere, most certainly burning himself to a crisp, assuming the vacuum of space doesn’t make him freeze and implode first. Drugstore toy maker Ahi extended this line of parachuting figures to characters from Planet of the Apes too, which is equally baffling. Although if the PotA apes had parachute technology, they’d be even more deadly, that’s for sure."

From The Robot’s Voice: “For those days when a Vulcan wants to jump from the Enterprise through a planet’s atmosphere, most certainly burning himself to a crisp, assuming the vacuum of space doesn’t make him freeze and implode first. Drugstore toy maker Ahi extended this line of parachuting figures to characters from Planet of the Apes too, which is equally baffling. Although if the PotA apes had parachute technology, they’d be even more deadly, that’s for sure.”

66. Do your own galactic calculations with your very own Trekulator.

From The Robot's Voice: "It?s a calculator with a picture of Captain Kirk on it. Tarting up something that is even mildly educational is unforgivable, and even a face as pretty as Bill Shatner’s can?t take away that pain."

From The Robot’s Voice: “It?s a calculator with a picture of Captain Kirk on it. Tarting up something that is even mildly educational is unforgivable, and even a face as pretty as Bill Shatner’s can?t take away that pain.”

67. Those who remember the first Star Trek movie might not know that it had a putty tie-in.

From The Robot's Voice: "Don’t remember this from the movie? You obviously must have dozed off during the scene where Scotty saved the day by copying this week?s Beetle Bailey."

From The Robot’s Voice: “Don’t remember this from the movie? You obviously must have dozed off during the scene where Scotty saved the day by copying this week?s Beetle Bailey.”

68. From Star Trek: Generations comes your very own Worf action figure.

From The Robot's Voice: "Based on Star Trek: Generations’ holodeck scene in which Worf is promoted to Lieutenant Commander, this figure has everyone’s favorite ornery Klingon dressed up in 19th century nautical attire–which is really stupid since there’s clearly no honor in looking like a jackass."

From The Robot’s Voice: “Based on Star Trek: Generations’ holodeck scene in which Worf is promoted to Lieutenant Commander, this figure has everyone’s favorite ornery Klingon dressed up in 19th century nautical
attire–which is really stupid since there’s clearly no honor in looking like a jackass.”

69. Like Geordi LaForge? Well, enjoy this Cadet LaForge action figure with his very own CD-ROM.

From The Robot's Voice: "Packaged with a CD-ROM–which ran on Windows 95 no less!–Playmates’ Starfleet Academy line of figures included what was intended to be young versions of Picard, Riker, Geordi and Worf. Each varies in degrees of dreadfulness, but La Forge tops all of them. The sick minds of Playmates’ developing staff decided that he would strut around campus in a silver codpiece. It was probably one that he engineered to do all sorts of kinky stuff to that Brahms girl in his Temporal Causality 101 class. Creepy. No wonder dude couldn’t ever get laid."

From The Robot’s Voice: “Packaged with a CD-ROM–which ran on Windows 95 no less!–Playmates’ Starfleet Academy line of figures included what was intended to be young versions of Picard, Riker, Geordi and Worf. Each varies in degrees of dreadfulness, but La Forge tops all of them. The sick minds of Playmates’ developing staff decided that he would strut around campus in a silver codpiece. It was probably one that he engineered to do all sorts of kinky stuff to that Brahms girl in his Temporal Causality 101 class. Creepy. No wonder dude couldn’t ever get laid.”

70. Commemorate your love for Star Trek with this set of collectible spoons.

Each character has his or her own spoon except Chekov and Sulu. For they have to share. I don't have any logical explanation for this either.

Each character has his or her own spoon except Chekov and Sulu. For they have to share. I don’t have any logical explanation for this either.

71. For a space time summer snack, try Star Trek freezecicles you can make yourself.

Because nothing says summer fun like freezing and eating fruity versions of your favorite Star Trek characters. Also, the kids look kind of creepy on the packaging.

Because nothing says summer fun like freezing and eating fruity versions of your favorite Star Trek characters. Also, the kids look kind of creepy on the packaging.

72. Any young Trekkie always has to have a lunch box of talking Worf.

So carrying your lunch in Worf's head that also talks. Now that's disturbing. Wonder what sadistic bastard came up with that idea.

So carrying your lunch in Worf’s head that also talks. Now that’s disturbing. Wonder what sadistic bastard came up with that idea.

73. Engage with this quality Star Trek logo engagement ring.

Guys, just because your girlfriend likes Star Trek doesn't mean she wants to get engaged with a Star Trek ring. Better go with a standard one from a jewelry store.

Guys, just because your girlfriend likes Star Trek doesn’t mean she wants to get engaged with a Star Trek ring. Better go with a standard one from a jewelry store.

74. Chop your vegetables on this Enterprise cutting board.

Use it to make your own galactic salad. A must have for any cook in the ships mess hall.

Use it to make your own galactic salad. A must have for any cook in the ships mess hall.

75. Tell Scotty to beam you up with this USB communicator replica.

Keep in mind the original series was made in the 1960s. Still, even by 21st century standards it looks hopelessly outdated.

Keep in mind the original series was made in the 1960s. Still, even by 21st century standards it looks hopelessly outdated.

76. Test samples on your planet with your very own tricorder play set.

Yes, it kind of looks like something you'd find in a 60s Bond film. But don't give this to a Starfleet security officer. That's for sure.

Yes, it kind of looks like something you’d find in a 60s Bond film. But don’t give this to a Starfleet security officer. That’s for sure.

77. Now you can snuggle with your very own soft poseable Spock.

I don't know about you. But to me, Spock doesn't strike me as a cuddly guy. So this toy doesn't make any logical sense.

I don’t know about you. But to me, Spock doesn’t strike me as a cuddly guy. So this toy doesn’t make any logical sense.

78. Store your alcoholic beverages in your very own Spock wine decanter.

Uh, did these people who made this get the idea that Vulcans don't drink? Because it's pretty apparent in the show.

Uh, did these people who made this get the idea that Vulcans don’t drink? Because it’s pretty apparent in the show.

79. Dine like a Starfleet captain with this TNG dinner set.

I'm sure such a set will never be used except for display in a china closet. Knowing how some nerds tend to be collectors. Still, this is ridiculous.

I’m sure such a set will never be used except for display in a china closet. Knowing how some nerds tend to be collectors. Still, this is ridiculous.

80. An Enterprise coffee table will sure make a fine addition to any living room.

Not sure if it's bought or made by someone with too much time on their hands. Either way, it's sure to become a fine conversation piece.

Not sure if it’s bought or made by someone with too much time on their hands. Either way, it’s sure to become a fine conversation piece.

81. If you like Star Trek, then decorate your windows with some Star Trek instant stained glass.

Now that just makes no logical sense. How is instant stained glass supposed to work? Or are these better known as stickies?

Now that just makes no logical sense. How is instant stained glass supposed to work? Or are these better known as stickies?

82. Andorian fans would surely love to wear their own Andorian hat to keep warm.

From Games Radar: "Set Phasers to fun? Based on Thy’lek Shran from the series Star Trek: Enterprise, this headwear homage will be greeted with nods of recognition by only the most stringent of Trekkies – everyone else will think you’ve just been separated from the world’s weirdest stag do. Hopefully the fleece lining can still keep you warm and cosy when all of your friends refuse to stand anywhere near you.."

From Games Radar: “Based on Thy’lek Shran from the series Star Trek: Enterprise, this headwear homage will be greeted with nods of recognition by only the most stringent of Trekkies – everyone else will think you’ve just been separated from the world’s weirdest stag do. Hopefully the fleece lining can still keep you warm and cosy when all of your friends refuse to stand anywhere near you..”

83. Fans of Captain Picard would surely crave for their own Picard quote bottle necklace.

From Games Radar: "Wearing a bottle containing a hand-sculpted Starfleet logo and sparkly star confetti might seem like a particularly special type of futility, but the only way to make it worse? Add an obscure Picard quote that is actually incorrect. Here you get the words “What we leave behind is as important as how we've lived" but Jean-Luc’s actual words (spoken in Star Trek Generations) are “What we leave behind is NOT as important as how we've lived" thus the point of his bald-headed wisdom has been squarely missed. Either way, you should definitely just leave this behind."

From Games Radar: “Wearing a bottle containing a hand-sculpted Starfleet logo and sparkly star confetti might seem like a particularly special type of futility, but the only way to make it worse? Add an obscure Picard quote that is actually incorrect. Here you get the words “What we leave behind is as important as how we’ve lived” but Jean-Luc’s actual words (spoken in Star Trek Generations) are “What we leave behind is NOT as important as how we’ve lived” thus the point of his bald-headed wisdom has been squarely missed. Either way, you should definitely just leave this behind.”

84. This James T. Kirk leadlight style painting will sure go great in any home.

From Games Radar: "Of all the thousands of spectacular Star Trek fan portraits that can be found for sale on the internet, this might be the least flattering and the most hideous. Even the artist himself, in listing the item, admits “this thing creeps me out”. Yes, that’s because it looks like you pieced it together from William Shatner’s actual skin."

From Games Radar: “Of all the thousands of spectacular Star Trek fan portraits that can be found for sale on the internet, this might be the least flattering and the most hideous. Even the artist himself, in listing the item, admits “this thing creeps me out”. Yes, that’s because it looks like you pieced it together from William Shatner’s actual skin.”

85. Now Klingons can enjoy fine quality literature with their own translation of Hamlet.

From Games Radar: "This translation of Shakespeare's most notable play (here given the full title of The Tragedy of Khamlet, Son of the Emperor of Qo'noS) was conceived as an experiment to prove right Klingon Chancellor Gorkon who, in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country , stated: “You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon”. He was right. This is an experience like no other."

From Games Radar: “This translation of Shakespeare’s most notable play (here given the full title of The Tragedy of Khamlet, Son of the Emperor of Qo’noS) was conceived as an experiment to prove right Klingon Chancellor Gorkon who, in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country , stated: “You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon”. He was right. This is an experience like no other.”

86. Commemorate “The Trouble with Tribbles” with this commemorative Christmas ornament from Hallmark.

Because nothing says Christmas like being buried up to your chest with adorable puff balls with voracious appetites and a fast rate of reproduction. Still, that was a fantastic episode.

Because nothing says Christmas like being buried up to your chest with adorable puff balls with voracious appetites and a fast rate of reproduction. Still, that was a fantastic episode.

87. Those who enjoy the New Frontier Star Trek books may like their very own Captain Calhoun action figure.

Now I know what you're thinking. Who the hell is Captain Calhoun? Well, don't ask me because I don't have the slightest idea either.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Who the hell is Captain Calhoun? Well, don’t ask me because I don’t have the slightest idea either.

88. Fans of Q are sure to enjoy this Warp Series addition action figure.

Apparently, Q couldn't decide what to wear. So he decided to come as some sort of, I don't know. Anyway, he should just go back and change.

Apparently, Q couldn’t decide what to wear. So he decided to come as some sort of, I don’t know. Anyway, he should just go back and change.

89. This electronic door chime will make you feel you’re on the Enterprise.

From Games Radar: " What's the best function of The Enterprise? Is it its warp speed capabilities? Its transporter room? The replicator that can produce thousands of different dishes on command? No, it's probably the way the doors go swisshh when they open and close. And now you can have that too with this probably-quite-difficult-to-set-up-with-very-little-payoff kit."

From Games Radar: ” What’s the best function of The Enterprise? Is it its warp speed capabilities? Its transporter room? The replicator that can produce thousands of different dishes on command? No, it’s probably the way the doors go swisshh when they open and close. And now you can have that too with this probably-quite-difficult-to-set-up-with-very-little-payoff kit.”

90. Grace your living room with this 4oth anniversary teddy bear Kirk figurine from the Hamilton Collection.

Really a bear Kirk? On one hand, it's cute. On the other hand, it's tacky as hell. But I'm sure the Hamilton Collection tried to sell you this in a Sunday newspaper magazine.

Really a bear Kirk? On one hand, it’s cute. On the other hand, it’s tacky as hell. But I’m sure the Hamilton Collection tried to sell you this in a Sunday newspaper magazine.

91. It’s always happy hour in the universe with these Star Trek bottle openers.

Well, they have 2 of the Enterprise and one of a Klingon ship. Not sure why they don't have one of Deep Space Nine since that's where Quark's bar is.

Well, they have 2 of the Enterprise and one of a Klingon ship. Not sure why they don’t have one of Deep Space Nine since that’s where Quark’s bar is.

92. As far as commemorative spoons go, TNG has their own line as well.

From The Robot's Pajamas: "Ah yes, my fine collection of Next Generation spoons. No, no. We don’t use them for soup. They are to look at. They’re spoons AND photos of the Next Generation crew. A perfect match!" And I bet they're not for eating with either.

From The Robot’s Pajamas: “Ah yes, my fine collection of Next Generation spoons. No, no. We don’t use them for soup. They are to look at. They’re spoons AND photos of the Next Generation crew. A perfect match!” And I bet they’re not for eating with either.

93. TNG collectible action marbles are bound to provide fun for hours for the kids.

From The Robot's Pajamas: "Kids that love Star Trek are very likely to throw down their video game controllers and PC mouse and charge the stores en masse for plastic marbles! Marbles. Kids can’t get enough of them!"

From The Robot’s Pajamas: “Kids that love Star Trek are very likely to throw down their video game controllers and PC mouse and charge the stores en masse for plastic marbles! Marbles. Kids can’t get enough of them!”

94. Fans of Captain Picard will love this commemorative coin of him with its own case.

From The Robot's Pajamas: "Want a Star Trek coin? I don’t know what you’d do with it. It’s just a tiny coin with an image of Picard on it. That would get old fast. Well, at least it only costs $150 new." In other words, it's way overpriced.

From The Robot’s Pajamas: “Want a Star Trek coin? I don’t know what you’d do with it. It’s just a tiny coin with an image of Picard on it. That would get old fast. Well, at least it only costs $150 new.” In other words, it’s way overpriced.

95. Fans of the Next Generation will certainly love a framed portrait of their favorite characters with this frame.

From The Robot's Pajamas: "Above is a series of photos of the TNG cast that look like they belong in a high school yearbook. I’m surprised Worf’s background isn’t a bunch of neon lasers. It’s not the most exciting series of images. And they charged $100 for it. That’s just adding insult to injury."

From The Robot’s Pajamas: “Above is a series of photos of the TNG cast that look like they belong in a high school yearbook. I’m surprised Worf’s background isn’t a bunch of neon lasers. It’s not the most exciting series of images. And they charged $100 for it. That’s just adding insult to injury.”

96. Beam to the shower with this transporter shower curtain and bath rug.

However, if you're wearing a red shirt at the time, there's a chance you aren't coming back. Unless you're Scotty since he's a main cast member.

However, if you’re wearing a red shirt at the time, there’s a chance you aren’t coming back. Unless you’re Scotty since he’s a main cast member.

97. Step right out in style with a pair of your own Star Trek sneakers.

I'm sure many of these would be seen as collectibles to display instead of used for their intended purpose. Then again, I could be wrong.

I’m sure many of these would be seen as collectibles to display instead of used for their intended purpose. Then again, I could be wrong.

98. Come all aboard on your very own Star Trek Astro train.

Seems like some companies will try to pass almost anything as a Star Trek promotion during the 1970s. Because this train doesn't seem to have anything to do with Star Trek.

Seems like some companies will try to pass almost anything as a Star Trek promotion during the 1970s. Because this train doesn’t seem to have anything to do with Star Trek.

99. Those who like Spock might enjoy wearing socks like these.

However, you'd have to be out of your Vulcan mind to wear them in public. Still, I find these highly illogical to tell you the truth.

However, you’d have to be out of your Vulcan mind to wear them in public. Still, I find these highly illogical to tell you the truth.

100. You will always know what time it is with this Star Trek cuckoo clock.

I think whoever came up with this being a good idea is cuckoo. Seriously, why this exists, I can offer no logical explanation.

I think whoever came up with this being a good idea is cuckoo. Seriously, why this exists, I can offer no logical explanation.

Star Trek Costumes Boldly Going Where No Man Has Gone Before

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This is a rather  eventful year for Star Trek since it has two big things going for it. This July marks the release of the new movie Star Trek: Beyond. However, whether Old Spock will make an appearance in the film is a mystery since we recently lost Leonard Nimoy who was mourned by Trekkies everywhere. Nevertheless, as we know, this franchise has produced 6 TV shows and several movies. And it continues to appeal to generations. This September will mark Star Trek’s 50th anniversary.

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Conceived by the late Gene Roddenberry and first aired in 1966, Star Trek has been a franchise focused on space, the final frontier with missions to explore new worlds, to seek out life and new civilizations, and to boldly go where no man has gone before. While the original series only ran on NBC for 3 seasons, it managed to attract an enduring and vocal fanbase that its cultural impact can’t be denied and it’s become a cult phenomenon for decades, especially since it had several movies in the 1970s and 1980s as well as notable spin-off series that were more successful like Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Voyager, and Star Trek: Enterprise. In recent years, they’ve even made a reboot of some of the original movies but in a different style so they wouldn’t be sued by the Roddenberry family (well, that’s my theory). Not to mention, it’s also notable for Trekkies and Star Trek conventions.

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Since Star Trek is well known for Trekkies to dress up as their favorite characters at these conventions. Of course, you might come across people dressed as Kirk and Spock as well as some Klingons. But you might find some other characters there as well. And as you see, you’ll find many aliens in outlandish costumes from the original series and beyond. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of Star Trek costumes from the final frontier boldly going where no man has gone before.

 

  1. Here we have a lovely Andorian woman from Starfleet.
The Andorians are noted for their blue skin, white hair, and antennae. They also tend to call humans "pink skin."

The Andorians are noted for their blue skin, white hair, and antennae. They also tend to call humans “pink skin.”

2. This little guy is a proud member of Starfleet and the Enterprise.

Well, at least that outfit's from The Next Generation. Because if it was a redshirt from the original series, I'd have a problem. Still, so cute.

Well, at least that outfit’s from The Next Generation. Because if it was a redshirt from the original series, I’d have a problem. Still, so cute.

3. Guess these Starfleet officers are from an alternative timeline.

These are Starfleet Steampunk uniforms. And yes, they look kind of cool if you ask me.

These are Starfleet Steampunk uniforms. And yes, they look kind of cool if you ask me.

4. From TNG, may I introduce to you to the lovable android and Operations Officer Data.

Sure Data might be an android who admires humanity. But he's such a loveable guy that you can't help but like him. This one's not bad looking, too.

Sure Data might be an android who admires humanity. But he’s such a lovable guy that you can’t help but like him. This one’s not bad looking, too.

5. Hop aboard the Starfleet Express.

Once again, I give you more Star Trek Steampunk. The guy resembles a train conductor. Like the woman's dress, too.

Once again, I give you more Star Trek Steampunk. The guy resembles a train conductor. Like the woman’s dress, too.

6. Those who remember “Amok Time” might also recall T’Pring.

T'Pring was Spock's fiancee since childhood who dumped him for another Vulcan man. But not before she had Spock fight with Kirk. This, when Spock was going through his pon farr, which isn't pretty.

T’Pring was Spock’s fiancee since childhood who dumped him for another Vulcan man. But not before she had Spock fight with Kirk. This, when Spock was going through his pon farr, which isn’t pretty.

7. Where would Deep Space Nine be without its chief science officer Jadzia Dax?

While she seems like a young woman, she's in symbiosis with a wise, long-lived creature called a Dax. Even before she became a host, she was pretty smart.

While she seems like a young woman, she’s in symbiosis with a wise, long-lived creature called a Dax. Even before she became a host, she was pretty smart.

8. Oh, shit, seems like Kim Cardassian has to be everywhere these days.

I'm not sure if I'd want Kanye West to be with this woman. I hear the Cardassians are known for their brutality. But I think this is hilarious.

I’m not sure if I’d want Kanye West to be with this woman. I hear the Cardassians are known for their brutality. But I think this is hilarious.

9. Against a Borg cube resistance is futile.

The Borg Cube is a spacecraft that's home to the hive like Borg Collective. If your ship comes across one of these, avoid it at all times.

The Borg Cube is a spacecraft that’s home to the hive like Borg Collective. If your ship comes across one of these, avoid it at all times.

10. We should remember that even Klingons were young once.

Sure this baby may look adorable now. But once they grow up, they can be quite ruthless. But they do exhibit a code of honor.

Sure this baby may look adorable now. But once they grow up, they can be quite ruthless. But they do exhibit a code of honor.

11. During the Next Generation, no one can run a better Enterprise than Captain Jean-Luc Picard.

Along with Kirk, Picard is seen as one of the more iconic Star Trek captains. He may be a consummate Earl Grey drinking gentlemen and diplomat, but he's not a guy you'd want to mess with.

Along with Kirk, Picard is seen as one of the more iconic Star Trek captains. He may be a consummate Earl Grey drinking gentlemen and diplomat, but he’s not a guy you’d want to mess with.

12. As TNG’s chief engineer on the Enterprise, you just have to give a hand to Lieutenant Commander Geordi LaForge.

Notably played by LeVar Burton, LaForge has his own visor due to being born blind. Is an engineering whiz, nice guy, and Data's best friend.

Notably played by LeVar Burton, LaForge has his own visor due to being born blind. Is an engineering whiz, nice guy, and Data’s best friend.

13. I bet these two are just like Romeo and Juliet.

Meaning that these two fell in love despite that their planet is engulfed in a stupid civil war. From "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield."

Meaning that these two fell in love despite that their planet is engulfed in a stupid civil war. From “Let That Be Your Last Battlefield.”

14. When it comes to glitz, Ferengi know how to dress.

I think this might be from a Star Trek convention in Las Vegas. It's a place I think Ferengi will feel right at home since they love money.

I think this might be from a Star Trek convention in Las Vegas. It’s a place I think Ferengi will feel right at home since they love money.

15. We should remember that while Romulans may look like Vulcans, they are not.

While Vulcans are seen as logical, Romulans are cunning, passionate, and opportunistic. They're also really hated by Klingons.

While Vulcans are seen as logical, Romulans are cunning, passionate, and opportunistic. They’re also really hated by Klingons.

16. While Klingons are known to be a proud warrior race, there’s always an occasional non-conformist among them.

On your left, you have a rather normal looking Klingon. On your right, you have a Klingon dressed like Elton John in the 1970s.

On your left, you have a rather normal looking Klingon. On your right, you have a Klingon dressed like Elton John in the 1970s.

17. In a parallel universe, Spock is known to sport a trademark goatee.

Yes, that's Evil Spock all right. He's very scary and also not to be messed with. Not sure who the woman's supposed to be.

Yes, that’s Evil Spock all right. He’s very scary and also not to be messed with. Not sure who the woman’s supposed to be.

18. Of course, even Bones McCoy is bound to get some action in “Shore Leave.”

Yes, I know that's Dr. McCoy with two women who are dressed like they're from a Dr. Seuss porn parody. But yes, this was in the original series. Don't ask me how wardrobe came up with those outfits.

Yes, I know that’s Dr. McCoy with two women who are dressed like they’re from a Dr. Seuss porn parody. But yes, this was in the original series. Don’t ask me how wardrobe came up with those outfits.

19. On Vulcan, Spock’s family matriarch is T’Pau.

She was to officiate on what should've been Spock's wedding. But his fiancee had other ideas.

She was to officiate on what should’ve been Spock’s wedding. But his fiancee had other ideas.

20. From “The Way to Eden” is Irina Galliulin a Starfleet dropout and onetime girlfriend of Ensign Chekov.

And as space hippie, her costume was possibly made from curtains. Still, "Eden" in this episode is basically uninhabitable.

And as space hippie, her costume was possibly made from curtains. Still, “Eden” in this episode is basically uninhabitable.

21. This green girl apparently has a gig as a Las Vegas showgirl.

Okay, that's really clever. I know Kirk might want a piece of her. Like the feathers though.

Okay, that’s really clever. I know Kirk might want a piece of her. Like the feathers though.

22. On the Enterprise, you might find space suits like these from the original series.

Interestingly enough, I'm sure this guy's suit was made by the same materials as the original ones were. Seems like an almost perfect replica, too. Screen windows, especially.

Interestingly enough, I’m sure this guy’s suit was made by the same materials as the original ones were. Seems like an almost perfect replica, too. Screen windows, especially.

23. This orange space suit is said to have a certain hazmat variant.

Well, it's not exactly like the original but close. Still has the haz mat design in mind.

Well, it’s not exactly like the original but close. Still has the hazmat design in mind.

24. Aboard the first Enterprise as resident Vulcan and science officer was none other than T’Pol.

And this is her in her trademark outfit. Still has sexual tension with Archer and Tucker.

And this is her in her trademark outfit. Still has sexual tension with Archer and Tucker.

25. Staffing on Deep Space Nine as Chief of Security and First Officer are Odo and Major Kira.

As a shapeshifter, Odo is well suited for the job but doesn't know where he comes from. Major Kira is a Bajoran who wants independence for her people.

As a shapeshifter, Odo is well suited for the job but doesn’t know where he comes from. Major Kira is a Bajoran who wants independence for her people.

26. As far as sexy get ups go, Losira’s is interesting.

I know it looks like a mix of harem attire and TRON. But I have no idea what Star Trek's costume designer was on during the 1960s.

I know it looks like a mix of harem attire and TRON. But I have no idea what Star Trek’s costume designer was on during the 1960s.

27. Those who’ve watched the original series might remember Harry Mudd and his women.

Well, here he is with one of his women. Still, the guy is a con man you shouldn't trust with anything, especially if it pertains to money. Also, his beautiful women, they're on drugs to appear super beautiful.

Well, here he is with one of his women. Still, the guy is a con man you shouldn’t trust with anything, especially if it pertains to money. Also, his beautiful women, they’re on drugs to appear super beautiful.

28. Member of Starfleet or 19th century Trekkie?

And yet, another Steampunk Starfleet uniform. Still, like the sword. Couldn't resist this one.

And yet, another Steampunk Starfleet uniform. Still, like the sword. Couldn’t resist this one.

29. I bring you the command of the Enterprise you all know and love.

I guess these consist of Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Uhura, and Scotty. And it seems Uhura is holding a tribble.

I guess these consist of Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Uhura, and Scotty. And it seems Uhura is holding a tribble.

30. Looks like Captain Kirk likes to have a bunny or two on bridge.

We all know that Kirk has a well established reputation as a perv. This is why casting him as Hugh Hefner with Starfleet Playboy bunnies is so funny. And one is even green.

We all know that Kirk has a well established reputation as a perv. This is why casting him as Hugh Hefner with Starfleet Playboy bunnies is so funny. And one is even green.

31. Even Princess Leia can’t help herself to the occasional tribble.

Yes, this is a Star Wars and Star Trek mashup. And yes, Chewie's depicted as a tribble. But it's clever.

Yes, this is a Star Wars and Star Trek mashup. And yes, Chewie’s depicted as a tribble. But it’s clever.

32. Occasionally, you might have a chance to see T’Pol in pink.

Yes, she wore an outfit like that, too. But not as often. But that expression is rather typical of her character, especially when Commander Tucker got himself in a little escapade.

Yes, she wore an outfit like that, too. But not as often. But that expression is rather typical of her character, especially when Commander Tucker got himself into a little escapade.

33. Second to Picard on the Enterprise is Commander Riker.

Seems to resemble the guy from the show. However, he's not nearly as likable as Picard at any rate.

Seems to resemble the guy from the show. However, he’s not nearly as likable as Picard at any rate.

34. I’m afraid this Starfleet crew member has already been assimilated.

The Borg are a nasty bunch in Star Trek since they turn people into mindless cyborgs. They make Cardassians, Klingons, and Romulans seem friendly.

The Borg are a nasty bunch in Star Trek since they turn people into mindless cyborgs. They make Cardassians, Klingons, and Romulans seem friendly.

35. These Andorian women are just hanging out.

I guess those are what the Andorians normally wear. Seems to go well with their complexions.

I guess those are what the Andorians normally wear. Seems to go well with their complexions.

36. Guess Klingon Gandalf decided to make an appearance.

So let me get this straight. He's a Klingon. Yet, he's also a wizard. Let's just say you shall not pass by him on any day.

So let me get this straight. He’s a Klingon. Yet, he’s also a wizard. Let’s just say you shall not pass by him on any day.

37. Fresh from Starfleet Academy, here are some new Guardians of the Galaxy.

And I see that Groot has a red shirt on. Let's hope it doesn't mean anything bad. Then again, he does regenerate somehow.

And I see that Groot has a red shirt on. Let’s hope it doesn’t mean anything bad. Then again, he does regenerate somehow.

38. Here we have Captain Jean-Luc Picard meeting up with Commander Benjamin Sisko.

Of course, while under Borg assimilation, Picard killed Sisko's wife Jennifer. Because of this Sisko doesn't really like him much.

Of course, while under Borg assimilation, Picard killed Sisko’s wife Jennifer. Because of this Sisko doesn’t really like him much.

39. With Spock, it’s always “Live long and prosper.”

Yes, that's Spock all right. He's one of the most popular characters in the franchise. Leonard Nimoy will sure be missed.

Yes, that’s Spock all right. He’s one of the most popular characters in the franchise. Leonard Nimoy will sure be missed.

40. Here we have Data sharing a moment with his beloved cat.

His cat's name is Spot and is in TNG for the last 4 seasons. It's also a female and has kittens.

His cat’s name is Spot and is in TNG for the last 4 seasons. It’s also a female and has kittens.

41. On board the Enterprise TNG, we have Counselor Deanna Troi.

She's half-Betazoid with empathetic abilities as well as detect lies and helps give Picard the edge in negotiations (by usually stating the obvious). Usually functions on the show as the damsel in distress and therapist.

She’s half-Betazoid with empathetic abilities as well as detect lies and helps give Picard the edge in negotiations (by usually stating the obvious). Usually functions on the show as the damsel in distress and therapist.

42. Of course, Troi also wears a blue dress as well.

Well, that blue dress is lovely. However, as far as the TNG cast is concerned, she's not among the most liked.

Well, that blue dress is lovely. However, as far as the TNG cast is concerned, she’s not among the most liked.

43. Joining the Voyager crew is the Doctor and Seven of Nine.

He is a mere hologram physician. And she is a highly attractive woman who's recovering from Borg assimilation. These two are probably the best liked characters of the Voyager series.

He is a mere hologram physician. And she is a highly attractive woman who’s recovering from Borg assimilation. These two are probably the best liked characters of the Voyager series.

44. And here Kim Cardassian looks stunning in her Vogue formal gown.

This is brilliant and hilarious. Love how Kim K's depicted as a reptilian alien who tend to be enemies of the Federation.

This is brilliant and hilarious. Love how Kim K’s depicted as a reptilian alien who tend to be enemies of the Federation.

45. In the new movies, you tend to see Spock paired with Uhura.

As far as putting Uhura with Spock, this Trekkie is not a fan. I mean such romance doesn't really make sense to me. What the hell were the screenwriters thinking?

As far as putting Uhura with Spock, this Trekkie is not a fan. I mean such romance doesn’t really make sense to me. What the hell were the screenwriters thinking?

46. Here Captain Kirk tells a female redshirt to set her phaser to “stunning.”

Female Redshirts: To some they are eye candy. To some they are candy. Still have a higher survivor rate than their male counterparts.

Female Redshirts: To some they are eye candy. To some they are candy. Still have a higher survivor rate than their male counterparts.

47. Deep Space Nine serves as the exploration base of the Gamma Quadrant.

Well, I guess Deep Space Nine makes an easier costume than the Enterprise. Love the light effects though.

Well, I guess Deep Space Nine makes an easier costume than the Enterprise. Love the light effects though.

48. Guess these two people are from Scotty’s family.

After all, they're both wearing kilts. Then again, you never saw Scotty wearing one but that's probably for the best.

After all, they’re both wearing kilts. Then again, you never saw Scotty wearing one but that’s probably for the best.

49. Here we have Captain Picard on bridge fighting the Teddy Borg.

I have to admit, this adorable. However, this little squirt will probably end up getting assimilated though.

I have to admit, this adorable. However, this little squirt will probably end up getting assimilated though.

50. Tending the bar on Enterprise is Guinan.

She's played by Whoopi Goldberg in TNG. Still, she's said to be the person whom Q most fears. Also, she's of much better use than Troi.

She’s played by Whoopi Goldberg in TNG. Still, she’s said to be the person whom Q most fears. Also, she’s of much better use than Troi.

51. Seems like Captain Kirk can’t get enough of those green girls.

Well, given Kirk's reputation, this should be expected. His green girl fetish is a running gag in the new Star Trek movies, which I think is appropriate.

Well, given Kirk’s reputation, this should be expected. His green girl fetish is a running gag in the new Star Trek movies, which I think is appropriate.

52. Guess Lieutenant Uhura has a call from bridge to answer at this time.

Well, she's a communications officer so what do you expect. Still, she does get to land on a few planets, however.

Well, she’s a communications officer so what do you expect. Still, she does get to land on a few planets, however.

53. Didn’t know Deep Space Nine had its own baseball team.

At first I didn't know what to think of this until I realized the "Niniers" reference was to Deep Space Nine. Also, giving Sisko's love of baseball, this is appropriate.

At first I didn’t know what to think of this until I realized the “Niniers” reference was to Deep Space Nine. Also, giving Sisko’s love of baseball, this is appropriate.

54. On Star Trek: Voyager, Seven of Nine is easily the most remembered.

Then again, she's probably the main reason why most people remember the show at all. Not to mention, she tends to be very popular among teenage boys as well as 18-35 year olds.

Then again, she’s probably the main reason why most people remember the show at all. Not to mention, she tends to be very popular among teenage boys as well as 18-35 year olds.

55. Of course, sometimes Kirk’s presence can be made known for months at at time.

Yep, Kirk was here all right. And it seems like he wasn't using protection at the time. Kirk probably has kids all over the galaxy.

Yep, Kirk was here all right. And it seems like he wasn’t using protection at the time. Kirk probably has kids all over the galaxy.

56. That man is undead, Jim.

He says so himself. Most likely died when Kirk and some officers visited a planet. Not sure how he became a zombie.

He says so himself. Most likely died when Kirk and some officers visited a planet. Not sure how he became a zombie.

57. As Bones, Dr. McCoy is the Enterprise’s Chief Medical Officer.

He also knows when a man is dead, Jim. Also, don't make him do stuff beyond his job because he's a doctor not a________.

He also knows when a man is dead, Jim. Also, don’t make him do stuff beyond his job because he’s a doctor not a________.

58. Looks like Captain Kirk is having some trouble with tribbles.

By the way, "Trouble with Tribbles" one of the best Star Trek episodes ever. It's also hilarious. Remember tribbles make terrible pets.

By the way, “Trouble with Tribbles” one of the best Star Trek episodes ever. It’s also hilarious. Remember tribbles make terrible pets.

59. These Klingons decided to show up in their casual wear.

However, the man's clothing does have the Klingon logo on them. Still, for Klingons, these two seem so friendly.

However, the man’s clothing does have the Klingon logo on them. Still, for Klingons, these two seem so friendly.

60. Guess these Klingons have a sensitive side after all.

Nevertheless, they're dressed up as Imperial Stormtroopers in tutus and tiaras. Hilarious.

Nevertheless, they’re dressed up as Imperial Stormtroopers in tutus and tiaras. Hilarious.

61. This Seven of Nine looks absolutely stunning.

Not bad looking for someone who's been assimilated by the Borg and survived. Then again, she was probably Voyager's resident fanservice personnel.

Not bad looking for someone who’s been assimilated by the Borg and survived. Then again, she was probably Voyager’s resident fanservice personnel.

62. This little Spock seems like a logical tyke.

Now this is so adorable. Love the little pointy ears. Still, remember that he's half-human though.

Now this is so adorable. Love the little pointy ears. Still, remember that he’s half-human though.

63. Oh, look, here comes the Redshirt brigade.

Whenever one of these beams down to the planet, chances are they're never coming back. Well, at least for the men. Not sure about the women.

Whenever one of these beams down to the planet, chances are they’re never coming back. Well, at least for the men. Not sure about the women.

64. As far as Star Trek villains go, none is more menacing than the dreaded Khan.

Had to include this since Wrath of Khan is one of the best known Star Trek movies ever. Was famously played by Ricardo Montalban.

Had to include this since Wrath of Khan is one of the best known Star Trek movies ever. Was famously played by Ricardo Montalban.

65. Guess Gorn decided to dress for the occasion this time.

Unfortunately, for us, you won't be seeing him fighting Kirk any time soon. Still, Kirk's fight with Gorn is pretty funny.

Unfortunately, for us, you won’t be seeing him fighting Kirk any time soon. Still, Kirk’s fight with Gorn is pretty funny.

66. You might not know her, but at one time Yeoman Janice Rand was seen as Kirk’s main squeeze.

Here she is with a tribble and a basket weave (on her head). And yes, her hair was like that in the original series, too.

Here she is with a tribble and a basket weave (on her head). And yes, her hair was like that in the original series, too.

67. As chief engineer of the Enterprise, there was never a problem Montgomery Scott couldn’t fix.

However, the phrase "Beam me up, Scotty," was never uttered on the show. Still, he's one of the few redshirts on the series to survive planet landings and live to tell the tale.

However, the phrase “Beam me up, Scotty,” was never uttered on the show. Still, he’s one of the few redshirts on the series to survive planet landings and live to tell the tale.

68. On TNG, Q is an entity of mystery and a formidable foe.

Q is part of a race of godlike aliens who live outside a plane of existence. However, though he plays pranks, he's not a malicious character. In later shows, he's more of a teacher.

Q is part of a race of godlike aliens who live outside a plane of existence. However, though he plays pranks, he’s not a malicious character. In later shows, he’s more of a teacher.

69. So I guess this redshirt isn’t really dead after all.

He's just been seriously injured by aliens and has been treated in sick bay. So it's no fuss.

He’s just been seriously injured by aliens and has been treated in sick bay. So it’s no fuss.

70. Seems like Worf really tries to set a good example to children.

Actually I think this is a dad with his kids. But Worf is a very popular character in Star Trek since he's a Klingon and a badass.

Actually I think this is a dad with his kids. But Worf is a very popular character in Star Trek since he’s a Klingon and a badass.

71. Sure Klingons kill but they won’t eat you.

Seems like this Klingon has a sense of humor. Nevertheless, Klingon warriors can be quite aggressive and ruthless.

Seems like this Klingon has a sense of humor. Nevertheless, Klingon warriors can be quite aggressive and ruthless.

72. Speaking of Klingons, here’s a Klingon Hello Kitty.

I know it's kind of a weird mashup since Hello Kitty doesn't seem to live to Klingon warrior preferences. Still, this is funny.

I know it’s kind of a weird mashup since Hello Kitty doesn’t seem to live to Klingon warrior preferences. Still, this is funny.

73. Where would a Klingon warrior ever be without his signature weapon?

Not sure what this weapon is called. But it sure looks quite badass. Now I see why Klingons are popular among Star Trek fans.

Not sure what this weapon is called. But it sure looks quite badass. Now I see why Klingons are popular among Star Trek fans.

74. For fans of the original series, who could forget Kirk’s fight with Gorn?

Now the Gorn and Kirk episode might've been poignant for the time. But now it hasn't aged very well.

Now the Gorn and Kirk episode might’ve been poignant for the time. But it hasn’t aged very well within the last decades.

75. Guess Evil Spock is sharing a dance with Evil Uhura.

Okay, I might see this pairing. Still, while I'm fine with Uhura and Spock, I am not okay with them getting together in the reboot movies. Because I just don't see them getting together.

Okay, I might see this pairing. Still, while I’m fine with Uhura and Spock, I am not okay with them getting together in the reboot movies. Because I just don’t see them getting together.

76. You know that dog with the horn from the original series? Well, there’s a costume for that.

Man, that looks so freakish it's unreal. Still, that original series didn't seem to have much of a budget on visual effects.

Man, that looks so freakish it’s unreal. Still, that original series didn’t seem to have much of a budget on visual effects as far as I’m concerned.

77. Borg assimilation: fun for the whole family.

Yes, this is a Borg family. Even the baby's teddy wasn't immune. Resistance is futile.

Yes, this is a Borg family. Even the baby’s teddy wasn’t immune. Resistance is futile.

78. Apparently, Klingons know how to dress for a wedding.

However, would you want to attend a Klingon wedding on Star Trek? No. Seriously, I don't want to know what a Klingon wedding is like.

However, would you want to attend a Klingon wedding on Star Trek? No. Seriously, I don’t want to know what a Klingon wedding is like.

79. Now won’t you take a look at this San Francisco Worf.

Still, I don't think I'd call Worf a hippie beyond any stretch. But I think this is quite funny.

Still, I don’t think I’d call Worf a hippie beyond any stretch. But I think this is quite funny.

80. When these Redshirts are hit, they just keep going.

However, on the original series, redshirts don't survive wounds like these on the planets. In fact, they usually don't come back.

However, on the original series, redshirts don’t survive wounds like these on the planets. In fact, they usually don’t come back.

81. I’m afraid she’s dead, Jim.

Here we see a redshirt doing what redshirts do best: dying on the planet. That's what they mostly do.

Here we see a redshirt doing what redshirts do best: dying on the planet. That’s what they mostly do.

82. For little ones, these little Starfleet costumes would do nicely.

Let's see, there's Kirk, Spock, and I hope the kid in red is Scotty. If not, then I think he's doomed.

Let’s see, there’s Kirk, Spock, and I hope the kid in red is Scotty. If not, then I think he’s doomed. Still, these are so cute.

83. Of course, as we all know about Ferengi women, clothes are seen as obscene.

Nevertheless, on Earth, their naughty bits had to be censored. Still, this is funny.

Nevertheless, on Earth, their naughty bits had to be censored. Still, this is funny.

84. Seems like we have a new bombshell on deck.

And I'm sure Kirk is going to have his way with the new science officer by the end of this episode. Still, that's a pretty good costume.

And I’m sure Kirk is going to have his way with the new science officer by the end of this episode. Still, that’s a pretty good costume.

85. Here I introduce to you Data with the Borg Queen.

Heard they got together in the movies, don't ask. Still, the Borg Queen is a very insidious villain in the franchise.

Heard they got together in the movies, don’t ask. Still, the Borg Queen is a very insidious villain in the franchise.

86. Heard of Sherlock Holmes and Watson? How about Data and LaForge?

I think they did have a Sherlock Holmes episode. However, I'm sure they're sleuthing skills are very astute at least in the engineering room.

I think they did have a Sherlock Holmes episode. However, I’m sure they’re sleuthing skills are very astute at least in the engineering room.

87. Kirk and Spock are such best buds that you can see them on a bicycle built for two.

And apparently, it's fire powered. Still, you have to love this or at least think it's clever.

And apparently, it’s fire powered. Still, you have to love this or at least think it’s clever.

88. Let me guess, that’s Chakotay from Voyager.

Because the guy is best known for being No. 2 Janeway, having a tattoo on his face, and ending up with Seven of Nine. That's all you need to know about him.

Because the guy is best known for being No. 2 Janeway, having a tattoo on his face to show his Native American heritage, and ending up with Seven of Nine. That’s all you need to know about him.

89. Looks like the sun god Apollo decided to pay a visit.

He may be a Greek god but he was featured in a Star Trek episode. Also kind of a jerk by the way, not unlike his mythological counterpart.

He may be a Greek god but he was featured in a Star Trek episode. Also kind of a jerk by the way, not unlike his mythological counterpart.

90. Looks like tribbles seem to get along with Romulans quite nicely.

However, according to "Trouble with Tribbles," tribbles don't like Klingons at all. This is why the tribbles were sent aboard a Klingon ship in the end.

However, according to “Trouble with Tribbles,” tribbles don’t like Klingons at all. This is why the tribbles were sent aboard a Klingon ship in the end.

91. This Spock tyke knows his Vulcan signs.

Being half-human, you'd have to expect Spock being bullied while he was a child. Still, this is adorable.

Being half-human, you’d have to expect Spock being bullied while he was a child. Still, this is adorable.

92. In original series, some alien costumes tend to be rather outlandish.

I don't know what this alien is supposed to be but she's kind of a cross between a supermodel and an Ooomah Loompah. She also appears scantily clad in tin foil.

I don’t know what this alien is supposed to be but she’s kind of a cross between a supermodel and an Ooomah Loompah. She also appears scantily clad in tin foil.

93. Whenever there’s a problem, this cat LaForge could always fix it.

Yes, it's a cat dressed as La Forge as you can see. I'm sure some people might find this incredibly cute.

Yes, it’s a cat dressed as La Forge as you can see. I’m sure some people might find this incredibly cute.

94. In a parallel universe, you have Captain Kirk with his Marlena.

In the normal Star Trek universe, Marlena only lasted an episode. But so do most of Kirk's girlfriends.

In the normal Star Trek universe, Marlena only lasted an episode. But so do most of Kirk’s girlfriends.

95. While Klingon men are fearsome warriors, you can’t underestimate Klingon women either.

Because they can be very aggressive and are also expected to be warriors. So don't try to mess with them.

Because they can be very aggressive and are also expected to be warriors. So don’t try to mess with them.

96. On TNG, where would Riker be without Counselor Troi?

I don't have the slightest idea. However, TNG would've probably been a better show without either of them.

I don’t have the slightest idea. However, TNG would’ve probably been a better show without either of them.

97. Seems like this Vulcan girl of Starfleet has a lovely dress and jacket to match.

Sure she's supposed to be a female Spock. But I think this is a lovely dress. I kind of wish the women on the original series would wear something more like it.

Sure she’s supposed to be a female Spock. But I think this is a lovely dress. I kind of wish the women on the original series would wear something more like it.

98. Seems like joining Starfleet is a tradition for this family.

Then again, in later Star Trek shows, people do have their families on board with them. Still, this is adorable.

Then again, in later Star Trek shows, people do have their families on board with them. Still, this is adorable.

99. Guess this Starfleet officer will suffer a fate worse than death.

He's probably going to be assimilated some time soon. And I'm sure any resistance he tries to put up will be futile.

He’s probably going to be assimilated some time soon. And I’m sure any resistance he tries to put up will be futile.

100. Guess these green women are part of the Starfleet entertainment company.

Still, if they were in the original series, I'm sure Kirk will try to hook up with one of them. Nevertheless, I think their costumes are quite creative.

Still, if they were in the original series, I’m sure Kirk will try to hook up with one of them. Nevertheless, I think their costumes are quite creative.

Fiesta Worthy Cinco de Mayo Craft Projects

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While it’s contrary to popular belief in America, Cinco de Mayo isn’t Mexico’s independence day. That, mi amigo, is on Diez y Seis de Septembre. Rather it’s a holiday that’s observed to commemorate the Mexican Army’s unlikely victory against the French in on the 5th of May in 1862 called the Battle of Puebla. Note that at the time Mexico was taken over by France 6 months before that and it had previously been an independent nation since the early 1800s. This should be obvious to us Americans since Texas fought a war with them to gain independence from Mexico and that US fought a war with Mexico during the 1840s so it could take over some of its lands. So what the Mexicans were fighting for in 1862 was to regain their independence, this time from the French. Did the Battle of Puebla accomplish that? Well, in the short run. It wasn’t a strategic victory, just a symbolic one for the Mexican government which bolstered a resistance movement as well as establish a much needed national unity and patriotism. A year later, France would send 30,000 troops to defeat the Mexican Army, capture Mexico City, installed Maximilian I as “Emperor,” and occupied the country for 3 years from 1864-1867. Sure the Battle of Puebla was a significant battle since it was an unlikely victory by the Mexican Army who were against an enemy that was better equipped and outnumbered them 11,000 to 4,000. And the fact that no country in the Americas has been invaded by a European military force ever since.Yes, that’s quite impressive. But I don’t understand why Mexico would want to honor the Battle of Puebla with a holiday like Cinco de Mayo. It just makes no sense to me because you can say the same about some of the battles during the American Revolution and Americans don’t make holidays over the Battles of Trenton or Princeton. Besides, it’s said that the first Cinco de Mayo celebration wasn’t in Mexico at all, but by Mexican American miners in California in 1863. And it’s actually more of a significant holiday for Mexican Americans. In Mexico, Cinco de Mayo isn’t exactly a national holiday and its observance there is like how Americans observe Columbus Day. Sure public schools tend to be closed on May 5, nationwide in Mexico, but other than that, not much else except in Puebla and Veracruz. Nevertheless, since Cinco de Mayo is a significant holiday for Mexican Americans, then I probably should do a post on it. After all, Mexicans are the largest Latino group in the US, which makes Cinco de Mayo a major holiday in California and Texas. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of Cinco de Mayo craft projects.

  1. A decomesh fiesta wreath always shows where the party is.
I have to admit, this is a lovely fiesta wreath. Like the pinata in the center.

I have to admit, this is a lovely fiesta wreath. Like the pinata in the center.

2. This flower pot is well suited for cacti.

Well, the cacti and this flower pot give it a real Mexican feel. Love how it's painted.

Well, the cacti and this flower pot give it a real Mexican feel. Love how it’s painted.

3. Empty Corona bottles always make great Cinco de Mayo vases.

Well, the water in the bottles has food coloring in it to get the transparent color look. But the flowers are lovely.

Well, the water in the bottles has food coloring in it to get the transparent color look. But the flowers are lovely.

4. Sometimes a sombrero is too pretty to wear on a Cinco de Mayo fiesta.

This one is covered in flowers and is used as an outdoor decoration. Love the ribbons, too. So pretty.

This one is covered in flowers and is used as an outdoor decoration. Love the ribbons, too. So pretty.

5. You can make a fiesta floral wreath with some ribbons, bows, and tissue paper.

The tissue paper involved with this wreath is used for flowers. But it looks quite festive just the same.

The tissue paper involved with this wreath is used for flowers. But it looks quite festive just the same.

6. Those who wish to take pride in their Chicano heritage, you may use this decorative flower pot.

This is a painted flower pot in Mexican flag colors. Like the tissue paper flower on the top.

This is a painted flower pot in Mexican flag colors. Like the tissue paper flower on the top.

7. These decorative gourds will be a fine addition to any Cinco de Mayo party.

Okay, maybe it's not decorative gourd season. But these gourds certainly have Mexican inspired art on them. So it counts.

Okay, maybe it’s not decorative gourd season. But these gourds certainly have Mexican inspired art on them. So it counts.

8. For Cinco de Mayo, you can’t go wrong with a feathered sombrero wreath.

Well, these sombreros seem to be made from styrofoam. And those pinatas seem quite small. But I like it.

Well, these sombreros seem to be made from styrofoam. And those pinatas seem quite small. But I like it.

9. Make your Cinco de Mayo hot with this spicy chili pepper wreath.

According to Pinterest, this is said to come from Martha Stewart's website. Still, I hope those chili peppers are plastic because real chili peppers should only be used for cooking.

According to Pinterest, this is said to come from Martha Stewart’s website. Still, I hope those chili peppers are plastic because real chili peppers should only be used for cooking.

10. Don’t live where’s there’s cacti? How about use rocks instead?

I have to admit, painting rock cacti is pretty creative. I recommend this for Chicanos who might celebrate Cinco de Mayo in my neck of the woods.

I have to admit, painting rock cacti is pretty creative. I recommend this for Chicanos who might celebrate Cinco de Mayo in my neck of the woods.

11. For Cinco de Mayo, sometimes a multicolored ribbon wreath is all you need on your front door.

Well, that certainly looks festive. Love the bright colors and ribbons on this one.

Well, that certainly looks festive. Love the bright colors and ribbons on this one.

12. Who can ever celebrate Cinco de Mayo without these amigurumi?

Sure they may denote Mexican food stereotypes like chili peppers, tacos, margaritas, and that square bread thing. But these are adorable.

Sure they may denote Mexican food stereotypes like chili peppers, tacos, margaritas, and that square bread thing. But these are adorable.

13. In preparing for your Cinco de Mayo party, it sometimes helps if you use a ceiling hanging or two.

Not sure if it's a craft project or not. But if it is, it's probably made by someone with too much time on their hands. Still, it's quite lovely.

Not sure if it’s a craft project or not. But if it is, it’s probably made by someone with too much time on their hands. Still, it’s quite lovely.

14. Nothing makes your food look more festive on Cinco de Mayo than this Mexican dish.

You were probably thinking I was going to show food. But this is a Mexican inspired dish which has a lovely design on it.

You were probably thinking I was going to show food. But this is a Mexican inspired dish which has a lovely design on it.

15. A wreath like this on Cinco de Mayo always denotes a fiesta going on.

Because it says "fiesta" on the wreath. And it's decorated in bright colors, flowers, and ribbons.

Because it says “fiesta” on the wreath. And it’s decorated in bright colors, flowers, and ribbons.

16. You heard of tacos and pinatas? Well, here’s a taco pinata.

I'm sure you don't want to eat that. But I have to admit, it's pretty funny and charming.

I’m sure you don’t want to eat that. But I have to admit, it’s pretty funny and charming.

17. These fiesta birds would surely make a festive presence.

I think this might be a kid craft project of some sort. But I don't think these were made by kids though. The detail looks too intricate.

I think this might be a kid craft project of some sort. But I don’t think these were made by kids though. The detail looks too intricate.

18. For your Cinco de Mayo fiesta, these pinata candle holders would make fine centerpieces on any table.

Well, each one is decorated with flowers and pinatas. Quite festive and very creative if I say so myself.

Well, each one is decorated with flowers and pinatas. Quite festive and very creative if I say so myself.

19. Nothing shows you where the margaritas are than a wreath of small umbrellas.

Okay, I know some people use Cinco de Mayo as a way of wasting away again in Margaritaville. Still, this could also be used for luau parties.

Okay, I know some people use Cinco de Mayo as a way of wasting away again in Margaritaville. Still, this could also be used for luau parties.

20. For Cinco de Mayo a festive flower pot is great for orange flowers.

I like how this flower pot is painted. And it seems that the front has a Spanish word on it for mermaid.

I like how this flower pot is painted. And it seems that the front has a Spanish word on it for mermaid.

21. Nothing makes a better clock on Cinco de Mayo than one like this.

This one also has Spanish words on it. But I could tell it's Mexican inspired because it has a sugar skull at the 9.

This one also has Spanish words on it. But I could tell it’s Mexican inspired because it has a sugar skull at the 9.

22. On Cinco de Mayo, this chili pepper margarita glass is hot stuff.

However, if you drink too many margaritas on Cinco de Mayo, you might soon be searching for your lost shaker of salt. Well, that's what Jimmy Buffett says.

However, if you drink too many margaritas on Cinco de Mayo, you might soon be searching for your lost shaker of salt. Well, that’s what Jimmy Buffett says.

23. Bell peppers make great Cinco de Mayo candle holders.

And they come in 4 colors: orange, green, yellow, and red. Unfortunately, Dios didn't get around to creating a blue or purple one.

And they come in 4 colors: orange, green, yellow, and red. Unfortunately, Dios didn’t get around to creating a blue or purple one.

24. On Cinco de Mayo, kick back in these Mexican styled ottomans.

Yes, I know I'm putting these on for Cinco de Mayo. But I wouldn't recommend anyone to buy these to use for a once a year decoration. Furniture must be used year round.

Yes, I know I’m putting these on for Cinco de Mayo. But I wouldn’t recommend anyone to buy these to use for a once a year decoration. Furniture must be used year round.

25. Well, that’s a lovely fiesta floral centerpiece.

Well, I found this under Cinco de Mayo crafts on Pinterest. So it better be used for the holiday. Still, it's beautiful.

Well, I found this under Cinco de Mayo crafts on Pinterest. So it better be used for the holiday. Still, it’s beautiful.

26. Can’t get cacti? How about make some cacti sculptures?

Well, I think these might be made of clay. But you have to appreciate the work put into them. Like the small saguaro.

Well, I think these might be made of clay. But you have to appreciate the work put into them. Like the small saguaro.

27. Nothing makes a better fiesta table than a mosaic one like this.

Once again, furniture should be used year round. I'm just putting this one up because it looks Mexican inspired. And it's very pretty.

Once again, furniture should be used year round. I’m just putting this one up because it looks Mexican inspired. And it’s very pretty.

28. Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with a wreath like this on your front door.

This one is of the Mexican flag. I kind of wish it'd include an eagle with a snake in its mouth. But you can't have everything.

This one is of the Mexican flag. I kind of wish it’d include an eagle with a snake in its mouth. But you can’t have everything.

29. On Cinco de Mayo, you can’t go wrong with a cornhusk doll.

To be fair, cornhusk dolls were also prominent in the US. However, this one is dressed as a Mexican dancer.

To be fair, cornhusk dolls were also prominent in the US. However, this one is dressed as a Mexican dancer.

30. Pinatas can come in any size.

Sure you might not get much candy out of it if you break it. But it's adorable.

Sure you might not get much candy out of it if you break it. But it’s adorable.

31. How would you like a decomesh flower wreath like this at your gate?

This has to be a big wreath since gate entrances are usually wider. Nevertheless, it's lovely to behold.

This has to be a big wreath since gate entrances are usually wider. Nevertheless, it’s lovely to behold.

32. A glittery cactus will always stand out at any fiesta.

I'm sure these are fake cacti in the pot. But they sure do sparkle.

I’m sure these are fake cacti in the pot. But they sure do sparkle.

33. Celebrate your Cinco de Mayo with a lovely decomesh wreath like this at your front door.

Yes, it's another Cinco de Mayo wreath. I have quite a few of them on this post. But this one has thicker ribbons and a sombrero on top.

Yes, it’s another Cinco de Mayo wreath. I have quite a few of them on this post. But this one has thicker ribbons and a sombrero on top.

34. Got empty glass bottles? Have them say, “Ole!”

I have to admit this is funny. Like how bottles are dressed like banditos with their own mustaches and sombreros.

I have to admit this is funny. Like how bottles are dressed like banditos with their own mustaches and sombreros.

35. On Cinco de Mayo, sometimes 3 wreaths are better than one.

This is especially when they're strung together and look the same. Can't help but love this though.

This is especially when they’re strung together and look the same. Can’t help but love this though.

36. Now that you’ve hunted down a pinata, perhaps use its skin for interior decorating.

This is a pinata skin rug which I don't think is possible to do. Still, I think its hilarious.

This is a pinata skin rug which I don’t think is possible to do. Still, I think its hilarious.

37. Painted cacti always has to match with painted pots.

Yes, I know these are rocks painted as cacti. But at least these are in appropriate Mexican inspired painted flower pots.

Yes, I know these are rocks painted as cacti. But at least these are in appropriate Mexican inspired painted flower pots.

38. “Aaaah! There’s an invisible mariachi in my room!”

Didn't know the Invisible Man celebrated Cinco de Mayo considering that he's supposed to be British. Still, this is funny.

Didn’t know the Invisible Man celebrated Cinco de Mayo considering that he’s supposed to be British. Still, this is funny.

39. Never seen a chair as colorful as this.

Well, it may not be for Cinco de Mayo. But it's sure Mexican inspired. So it goes on.

Well, it may not be for Cinco de Mayo. But it’s sure Mexican inspired. So it goes on.

40. Grace your couch this Cinco de Mayo with this serape throw.

Yes, I know a serape is a blanket. But I don't know if this counts as one. Still, it does have a serape color scheme.

Yes, I know a serape is a blanket. But I don’t know if this counts as one. Still, it does have a serape color scheme.

41. Your Cinco de Mayo veggies should be served on this chili pepper dip tray.

Then again, it looks quite small. But its pepper motifs make this Tex-Mex appropriate for the occasion.

Then again, it looks quite small. But its pepper motifs make this Tex-Mex appropriate for the occasion.

42. Nothing makes a splash this Cinco de Mayo than this flower pot fountain.

Then again, it doesn't seem much like an active fountain. But it's sure intricately painted. Love it.

Then again, it doesn’t seem much like an active fountain. But it’s sure intricately painted. Love it.

43. Grace your home this Cinco de Mayo with these festive flower trees.

Well, these are small and are mostly decorated in tissue paper. But they sure look festive.

Well, these are small and are mostly decorated in tissue paper. But they sure look festive.

44. On Cinco de Mayo, this sacred heart mirror looks great in any room.

Well, this is supposed to be a Mexican rendition of the Sacred Heart of Jesus. Looks cool though, especially with the silver flames.

Well, this is supposed to be a Mexican rendition of the Sacred Heart of Jesus. Looks cool though, especially with the silver flames.

45. Don’t have a wreath? Use a sombrero.

Now that's a fancy sombrero. Wouldn't want to put it on my front door this time of year due to the weather.

Now that’s a fancy sombrero. Wouldn’t want to put it on my front door this time of year due to the weather.

46. My. this wreath sure looks festive.

Yes, this is a very festive wreath indeed. Not because it's in bright colors with "Fiesta" on it.

Yes, this is a very festive wreath indeed. Not because it’s in bright colors with “Fiesta” on it.

47. Nothing brings in the spirit of Cinco de Mayo like this purse.

Or is it a pillow or pillow cover. Either way, Etsy says it has a colorful Mexican design on it.

Or is it a pillow or pillow cover. Either way, Etsy says it has a colorful Mexican design on it.

48. Didn’t know there was such a thing as a gilded pinata.

Well, this is a pinata with some gold spray paint on it. Though nice, I kind of prefer the colorful ones better.

Well, this is a pinata with some gold spray paint on it. Though nice, I kind of prefer the colorful ones better.

49. Step right out this Cinco de Mayo in these shoes.

Sure they're more suited for Dios de los Muertos. But they're Mexican inspired so I'll put them in this post.

Sure they’re more suited for Dia de los Muertos. But they’re Mexican inspired so I’ll put them in this post.

50. A decomesh wreath like this ensures that there’s a fiesta around the corner.

Well, this sure puts you in the fiesta spirit. Like the flowers and pinata on this.

Well, this sure puts you in the fiesta spirit. Like the flowers and pinata on this.

51. Cacti always look quite festive in sugar skull pots.

Yes, I know sugar skulls are more or less associated with Day of the Dead. Still, they're a Mexican motif and are intricately done. So they go on.

Yes, I know sugar skulls are more or less associated with Day of the Dead. Still, they’re a Mexican motif and are intricately done. So they go on.

52. These papermache sugar skulls make quite colorful Cinco de Mayo decorations.

I'm sure these weren't made by kids. Because they seem so intricately done you'd think they were created from some repressed art major.

I’m sure these weren’t made by kids. Because they seem so intricately done you’d think they were created from some repressed art major.

53. For Cinco de Mayo, this skull bottle will go well on any mantle.

I'm sure you won't be drinking anything out of this one. Because this is just for decoration. But it's lovely.

I’m sure you won’t be drinking anything out of this one. Because this is just for decoration. But it’s lovely.

54. If you have some Mexican cans, perhaps plant cacti in them.

Not sure where I could get those. But I think the cacti should feel right at home.

Not sure where I could get those. But I think the cacti should feel right at home.

55. These sugar skulls are as soft as they’re colorful.

Because they're made of felt and cotton. Nevertheless, they're sure pretty.

Because they’re made of felt and cotton. Nevertheless, they’re sure pretty.

56. You can’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo without this statue of Our Lady of Guadelupe.

Well, Our Lady of Guadelupe is a significant Mexican cultural icon. Also, at least her day of observance makes more sense than Cinco de Mayo.

Well, Our Lady of Guadelupe is a significant Mexican cultural icon. Also, at least her day of observance makes more sense than Cinco de Mayo.

57. This Mexican cross must’ve been done with holy hands.

This one is in a Mexican mosaic style. Think this might've been an Etsy listing.

This one is in a Mexican mosaic style. Think this might’ve been an Etsy listing.

58. For hanging decorations, you have to go with tissue paper flowers.

I've seen these on Pinterest and Etsy. While, indeed festive, I'm not sure where I'd put one if I had one.

I’ve seen these on Pinterest and Etsy. While, indeed festive, I’m not sure where I’d put one if I had one.

59. Ever heard of a cucumber cactus?

I've seen a lot of these, too. A lot of them are just cucumbers in pots with toothpicks in them. At least these have flowers.

I’ve seen a lot of these, too. A lot of them are just cucumbers in pots with toothpicks in them. At least these have flowers.

60. Nothing makes a better Cinco de Mayo fiesta than having a sombrero wreath at your door.

Well, this one brings out a festive mood. Like how it's decorated with ribbons, a serape, and a guitar.

Well, this one brings out a festive mood. Like how it’s decorated with ribbons, a serape, and a guitar.

61. You can’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo without a pair of maracas.

These are covered with colored duct tape. Not sure how they sound.

These are covered with colored duct tape. Not sure how they sound.

62. On Cinco de Mayo, even the margarita glasses have to have their own sombreros.

I don't know about this one. On one hand, that might be going to far. But on the other hand, looks quite charming.

I don’t know about this one. On one hand, that might be going to far. But on the other hand, looks quite charming.

63. This sombrero makes a big impression on Cinco de Mayo.

This one has a pinata, a sun, and a sunflower as well as a few other things. In any case, makes a lovely door decoration.

This one has a pinata, a sun, and a sunflower as well as a few other things. In any case, makes a lovely door decoration.

64. These sugar skulls have dazzling eyes.

They're also made from felt and are soft as can be. Love the crazy eyes though.

They’re also made from felt and are soft as can be. Love the crazy eyes though.

65. This fiesta wreath is known to say, “Ole!”

It also has a pinata near the top. Like the flowers on this one, especially the pink one.

It also has a pinata near the top. Like the flowers on this one, especially the pink one.

66. This wreath shows where the tacos are.

Because it's a taco shell wreath. Still, taco shells are food so this decoration will only last temporarily.

Because it’s a taco shell wreath. Still, taco shells are food so this decoration will only last temporarily.

67. Inside this box, you’ll find the Sacred Heart.

Well, it's Mexican inspired and listed on Etsy. So it goes on this post. Still, you have to admire the craftsmanship.

Well, it’s Mexican inspired and listed on Etsy. So it goes on this post. Still, you have to admire the craftsmanship.

68. Now this is a Sacred Heart box anyone could love.

You'll find a Sacred Heart in a lot of Mexican art as far as I see. But this one is quite ornate.

You’ll find a Sacred Heart in a lot of Mexican art as far as I see. But this one is quite ornate.

69. Nothing makes a Cinco de Mayo wreath than a serape.

This one seems more simpler than the other wreaths. Maybe because it uses a serape, a guitar, and some floral decor.

This one seems more simpler than the other wreaths. Maybe because it uses a serape, a guitar, and some floral decor.

70. Remember the bigger the pinata, the bigger the impression.

I'm sure some people will be tempted to destroy this given there's a pinata in the center. But I'm positive the pinata has no candy inside.

I’m sure some people will be tempted to destroy this given there’s a pinata in the center. But I’m positive the pinata has no candy inside.

The Bright Sunny World of Suncatchers

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For the wind chime’s optical equivalent, you have the suncatcher. Believed to be originally made by the Southwestern Native Americans, these things are pieces of reflective glass or nacre that are hung indoors at windows to catch the light from a nearby source. Of course, I’m not sure if I’d ever have these in my home since my dad has a tendency for migraines. However, you can also put suncatchers outdoors as well and they do make ones specifically for gardens as you shall see. Some of the designs like you see above could be abstract, perhaps with some mobile like chained elements. And sometimes they, too can be attached to wind chimes like you’ve probably saw. More complex designs can evoke plants or animals. Many of the wind chimes you might see can be massed produced. Others made by hand which you might see on Etsy or Pinterest. And in this post, I give you a treasure trove of suncatchers for your eyes’ desires.

  1. A purple butterfly is sure to shine through the window.
But not when it's overcast as you see here. But still, this is quite pretty.

But not when it’s overcast as you see here. But still, this is quite pretty.

2. If you like bluebirds at your window, you might like this suncatcher.

Like butterflies, birds also tend to be a common suncatcher motif. You'll see a few of these.

Like butterflies, birds also tend to be a common suncatcher motif. You’ll see a few of these.

3. Those who like pond scenery might prefer a suncatcher of a dragonfly and frog with a lily pad.

Of course, you might not be able to see the frog since it's blended in with the lily pad. Because the frog doesn't want the dragon fly to notice.

Of course, you might not be able to see the frog since it’s blended in with the lily pad. Because the frog doesn’t want the dragon fly to notice.

4. Nothing says spring like a suncatcher wreath of butterflies and flowers.

I'm sure this thing is quite delicate. But it should look brilliant shining through the window.

I’m sure this thing is quite delicate. But it should look brilliant shining through the window.

5. It’s said that a crescent moon shines brightly in the sun.

Yes, this is a lovely suncatcher. But it's a moon. The moon comes out at night. See where I'm getting at?

Yes, this is a lovely suncatcher. But it’s a moon. The moon comes out at night. See where I’m getting at?

6. Seems like these pieces of this broken heart were put back together.

Maybe not but it sure looks like it. Nevertheless, you have to love this heart suncatcher design.

Maybe not but it sure looks like it. Nevertheless, you have to love this heart suncatcher design.

7. You can make your own suncatcher with wire and beads.

As long as you have something that brings in the sunlight. Still, this is pretty.

As long as you have something that brings in the sunlight. Still, this is pretty.

8. With this suncatcher, you can always see the colors of the rainbow.

That way whenever the sun shines in, you'll always have a rainbow. Like how the colors are arranged in this one.

That way whenever the sun shines in, you’ll always have a rainbow. Like how the colors are arranged in this one.

9. For sun on winter days, go with a snowflake one.

Most of these suncatchers pertain to spring and summer. But there are some that cover other seasons, too.

Most of these suncatchers pertain to spring and summer. But there are some that cover other seasons, too.

10. This suncatcher is sure a colorful star.

Well, it's in a star shape with a crystal in the center. Love the colors though.

Well, it’s in a star shape with a crystal in the center. Love the colors though.

11. What’s better than a rainbow but a rainbow flower?

This is lovely. But it's sure a large panel as I can see. I bet this looks great in the sunlight.

This is lovely. But it’s sure a large panel as I can see. I bet this looks great in the sunlight.

12. This blue heart suncatcher sure does shimmer.

Or is it purple? Either way, it sure looks pretty. Wouldn't mind having this one.

Or is it purple? Either way, it sure looks pretty. Wouldn’t mind having this one.

13. When it comes to suncatchers, you can’t go wrong with wire trees.

With the beads as leaves and flowers. Nevertheless, someone must've spent a lot of time on this.

With the beads as leaves and flowers. Nevertheless, someone must’ve spent a lot of time on this.

14. Another wire suncatcher is surrounded by butterflies.

Well, this one has wire butterflies and flowers. But I sure love the colors on this one.

Well, this one has wire butterflies and flowers. But I sure love the colors on this one.

15. This suncatcher shimmers like a hanging jewel in the sunlight.

This one is one of the more abstract types. But this doesn't mean it's less lovely than some of the others.

This one is one of the more abstract types. But this doesn’t mean it’s less lovely than some of the others.

16. For a more green suncatcher, you can always go with tree.

Well, if you're not into floral suncatchers, this one may do. Still, I think it would make a fine addition to any window.

Well, if you’re not into floral suncatchers, this one may do. Still, I think it would make a fine addition to any window.

17. Polly wanna suncatcher?

You got that right, this is a parrot suncacther. Requires much less maintenance than the real thing.

You got that right, this is a parrot suncacther. Requires much less maintenance than the real thing.

18. Looks like this woman is hanging around a spider web.

Or so it looks like a spider web. Wonder what she has in her hand. A raindrop?

Or so it looks like a spider web. Wonder what she has in her hand. A raindrop?

19. This jeweled suncatcher is from wire and in a shape of a heart.

Well, this is wonderful. Love the sparkly beads on this. Guess it shimmers in the sunlight.

Well, this is wonderful. Love the sparkly beads on this. Guess it shimmers in the sunlight.

20. This blue suncatcher has a little snowflake on the end.

Wonder how this shimmers in the sunlight. Still, this is more meant for winter decoration.

Wonder how this shimmers in the sunlight. Still, this is more meant for winter decoration.

21. If you like flowers, then you’ll love these flowery suncacter panels.

I guess these are all painted. Nevertheless, these sure look so beautiful.

I guess these are all painted. Nevertheless, these sure look so beautiful.

22. Those in a spring mood might take well to this yellow flower suncatcher.

Guess this one's lost a few petals. Oh wait, that's a lily on a pad. Are there yellow lily pad flowers out there? Not sure.

Guess this one’s lost a few petals. Oh wait, that’s a lily on a pad. Are there yellow lily pad flowers out there? Not sure.

23. If you like irises, this suncatcher is for you.

This is beautiful. I'm sure this was mass produced. But I like how it's painted.

This is beautiful. I’m sure this was mass produced. But I like how it’s painted.

24. Look at this bluebird in the corner.

Well, this is kind of neat. Never seen something like that before. Seems quite rustic if you ask me.

Well, this is kind of neat. Never seen something like that before. Seems quite rustic if you ask me.

25. If you like Tiffany designs, then you’ll sure love this suncatcher.

You got to love the stained glass on this. Seems like it comes straight from a Tiffany lamp. Very beautiful.

You got to love the stained glass on this. Seems like it comes straight from a Tiffany lamp. Very beautiful.

26. This rainbow heart is a suncatcher you’re bound to love.

Love to see the sun shining through this heart suncatcher. Sure is quite beautiful.

Love to see the sun shining through this heart suncatcher. Sure is quite beautiful.

27. This star suncatcher chain is in full red, white, and blue.

A fine suncatcher for any patriotic home in America. Like the spirals on these. So whimsical.

A fine suncatcher for any patriotic home in America. Like the spirals on these. So whimsical.

28. You heard of dreamcatchers? Well, this one catches some sun.

And this seems like a rainbow one at that. Or so it seems. At any rate, like the feathers.

And this seems like a rainbow one at that. Or so it seems. At any rate, like the feathers.

29. If you love flowers, then you’ll adore this pansy suncatcher.

You might see a lot of pansies around. But I do like this purple one. The ribbons are a nice touch, too.

You might see a lot of pansies around. But I do like this purple one. The ribbons are a nice touch, too.

30. This rainbow suncatcher has the sunlight dancing on it.

This is on crystal bead chain. I know there are a few of these. But I think this is the best one.

This is on crystal bead chain. I know there are a few of these. But I think this is the best one.

31. There’s no suncatcher more quaint than that of a ladybug.

Sure real ladybugs aren't known to be adorable. But this is so cute if you ask me.

Sure real ladybugs aren’t known to be adorable. But this is so cute if you ask me.

32. Those with a sunny disposition, you might like this sunflower suncatcher.

Well, it's more vibrant than a real sunflower. But it's still quite pretty.

Well, it’s more vibrant than a real sunflower. But it’s still quite pretty.

33. For those who like winter wonders, go with this suncatcher penguin.

This one even has a snowflake coming from its beak. So adorable.

This one even has a snowflake coming from its beak. So adorable. Why, I like penguins.

34. This dream catcher suncatcher has its own stained glass eagle.

Yes, this is a Native American style suncatcher. But the eagle looks pretty cool.

Yes, this is a Native American style suncatcher. But the eagle looks pretty cool.

35. If you like rainbows, how about one squared?

Yes, this one is in a square and in a crazy design. Love it though.

Yes, this one is in a square and in a crazy design. Love it though.

36. Now that is one funky colored rooster.

For those who live on a farm or keep chickens this is the kind of suncatcher for you. Love the feathers on this.

For those who live on a farm or keep chickens this is the kind of suncatcher for you. Love the feathers on this.

37. For you artsy religious types out there, this suncatcher is for you.

Well, this is pretty neat. Not a conventional shape. But I wouldn't mind having one like this, particularly if it was purple.

Well, this is pretty neat. Not a conventional shape. But I wouldn’t mind having one like this, particularly if it was purple.

38. Those who might appreciate the beauty of the desert might enjoy this suncatcher.

Sure the desert might have lovely landscapes. But is it a great place to live? Not really.

Sure the desert might have lovely landscapes. But is it a great place to live? Not really.

39. Seems like this wire tree got encased in some glass.

Now this is something. Wonder they did this. Perhaps we'll never know.

Now this is something. Wonder they did this. Perhaps we’ll never know.

40. Looks like this cardinal has found the perfect place to spread his wings.

This is a suncatcher for a garden since it has a stick below. But this fairly fine craftsmanship if you ask me.

This is a suncatcher for a garden since it has a stick below. But this fairly fine craftsmanship if you ask me.

41. Why make a stained glass flower suncatcher when you can press one in glass?

Well, this is lovely. Doesn't mean that the painted glass flowers are less pretty though.

Well, this is lovely. Doesn’t mean that the painted glass flowers are less pretty though.

42. I’m sure anyone would want a suncatcher tulip or two.

These come in 4 colors. However, the light purple one is the best out of these 4 or so I think.

These come in 4 colors. However, the light purple one is the best out of these 4 or so I think.

43. I guess this glass suncatcher has gone green.

Well, green and purple anyway. But that is a very nice green. Not to mention, this one has some glass markings as well.

Well, green and purple anyway. But that is a very nice green. Not to mention, this one has some glass markings as well.

44. Ah, can anyone think of anything more adorable than a sleeping angel?

Yes, this is quite cute. Still, think it's more suitable for nighttime decor. Not so much as a suncatcher.

Yes, this is quite cute. Still, think it’s more suitable for nighttime decor. Not so much as a suncatcher.

45. This rainbow butterfly is a wonder to behold in the sun.

Yes, this is a rainbow butterfly suncatcher. And yes, it's in the sunlight. Amazing, isn't it?

Yes, this is a rainbow butterfly suncatcher. And yes, it’s in the sunlight. Amazing, isn’t it?

46. Well, that’s one way to make a rainbow heart.

This one has the colors coming from the center. Nevertheless, it's quite beautiful.

This one has the colors coming from the center. Nevertheless, it’s quite beautiful.

47. If you’re into the life aquatic, you might enjoy this seahorse suncatcher.

I suppose they have aquatic stuff, too. Don't know what to make of that seahorse though.

I suppose they have aquatic stuff, too. Don’t know what to make of that seahorse though.

48. As we all know, I couldn’t do a suncatcher post without including a rose.

Of course, this was probably not an easy thing to make. But you do have to admire its beauty and craftsmanship.

Of course, this was probably not an easy thing to make. But you do have to admire its beauty and craftsmanship.

49. Now that seems like a very intricate dream catcher.

This dreamcatcher seems to bear some resemblance to a stained glass window. But it's a suncatcher.

This dreamcatcher seems to bear some resemblance to a stained glass window. But it’s a suncatcher.

50. Those who live near the seashore might like this sand dollar suncatcher.

Not sure how sand dollars come into existence. But you have to like this one of stained glass.

Not sure how sand dollars come into existence. But you have to like this one of stained glass.

51. Not a fan of seahorses? How about this jellyfish suncatcher?

Yes, a jellyfish may be pretty. But there are plenty you don't want to swim near. Because they're highly poisonous and can kill you.

Yes, a jellyfish may be pretty. But there are plenty you don’t want to swim near. Because they’re highly poisonous and can kill you.

52. Nothing shines more in the sunlight than this rainbow suncatcher panel.

Kind of reminds you of as stained glass rainbow window. Like the squares.

Kind of reminds you of as stained glass rainbow window. Like the squares.

53. This suncatcher will surely glimmer in the sunlight like a gem.

This is beautiful. Lobe the blue pieces on this. And the frame.

This is beautiful. Lobe the blue pieces on this. And the frame.

54. When it comes to animals, you can’t go wrong with this stained glass raindrop cat.

Many of the cat suncatchers show the cat from the back. This one at least shows the eyes.

Many of the cat suncatchers show the cat from the back. This one at least shows the eyes.

55. This blue angel is simply divine.

This one uses wire, marbles, and glass for this angel. And the results are wondrous beyond compare.

This one uses wire, marbles, and glass for this angel. And the results are wondrous beyond compare.

56. This owl suncatcher is sure to be a hoot.

This is adorable. Love the big eyes on this one. Also like how it's purple.

This is adorable. Love the big eyes on this one. Also like how it’s purple.

57. This praying angel suncatcher sure captures such angelic beauty.

Yes, I know I've been putting a few angel suncatchers up. But trust me, this one is incredibly beautiful.

Yes, I know I’ve been putting a few angel suncatchers up. But trust me, this one is incredibly beautiful.

58. Nothing makes a more sacred suncatcher than this brilliant blue cross.

Yes, this is another cross suncatcher. But you have to love that brilliant blue on this one. So lovely.

Yes, this is another cross suncatcher. But you have to love that brilliant blue on this one. So lovely.

59. How about go up in this rainbow hot air balloon?

Yes, hot air balloons can be wonders in the sky like this one. But you have to love these colors.

Yes, hot air balloons can be wonders in the sky like this one. But you have to love these colors.

60. This purple flower is so pretty you’d almost think it would be on a Tiffany lamp.

I really like this flower for it's petals and design. Also, because it's purple.

I really like this flower for it’s petals and design. Also, because it’s purple.

61. When it comes to birds in flight almost no one beats the hummingbird.

You have to love the colors on this one. If it weren't for the shine, you'd almost think the green matches the trees.

You have to love the colors on this one. If it weren’t for the shine, you’d almost think the green matches the trees.

62. If you’re into marittime, this sailboat suncatcher may float your boat.

I like the white part of this. They kind of remind me of crazy clouds.

I like the white part of this. They kind of remind me of crazy clouds.

63. I’m no one could resist these flower suncatchers.

Well, these are 3-dimensional suncatcher flowers. But they're nevertheless quite pretty and probably delicate.

Well, these are 3-dimensional suncatcher flowers. But they’re nevertheless quite pretty and probably delicate.

64. How about a suncatcher spider web?

Normally, you might think spiders and webs are creepy. But this spiderweb seems like an unforgettable work of art.

Normally, you might think spiders and webs are creepy. But this spiderweb seems like an unforgettable work of art.

65. This suncatcher will guarantee you luck from the Irish.

Yes, this is a shamrock suncatcher. And I'm sure they sell these for Saint Patrick's Day.

Yes, this is a shamrock suncatcher. And I’m sure they sell these for Saint Patrick’s Day.

66. Hey, look, a blue octopus from the deep.

Well, at least it's not a blue ringed octopus. Those things are poisonous. Still, fine artistry here.

Well, at least it’s not a blue ringed octopus. Those things are poisonous. Still, fine artistry here.

67. Imagine having this design in your window.

This one has rainbow glass surrounded by black. Very pretty though. So lovely.

This one has rainbow glass surrounded by black. Very pretty though. So lovely.

68. For your fall garden, I suppose this scarecrow suncatcher would be nice.

I'm sure this won't scare any crows. But it'll look great in your garden even if it doesn't.

I’m sure this won’t scare any crows. But it’ll look great in your garden even if it doesn’t.

69. Looks like this suncatcher contains a couple of dragonflies.

Now this seems to be quite colorful. Love the glass pieces on this thing. So pretty.

Now this seems to be quite colorful. Love the glass pieces on this thing. So pretty.

70. You’d never come across a butterfly this beautiful.

This one is so lovely with the colorful spots and stripes. Not sure if there's a real butterfly that looks like this.

This one is so lovely with the colorful spots and stripes. Not sure if there’s a real butterfly that looks like this.

71. No one could resist this teddy bear suncatcher.

And here is one in their little pajama outfit. Probably used for a kids room. But it's so adorable.

And here is one in their little pajama outfit. Probably used for a kids room. But it’s so adorable.

72. How about a fish in a raindrop?

Okay, maybe I'm not a fan of fishing. But I have to admit this is pretty cool.

Okay, maybe I’m not a fan of fishing. But I have to admit this is pretty cool.

73. Here is an angel with a candle to protect you.

Must be a guardian angel motif. But this one has brilliant wings and an iridescent gown.

Must be a guardian angel motif. But this one has brilliant wings and an iridescent gown.

74. This panel has a rose in a vase.

For some reason this reminds me of the rose I've seen on Beauty and the Beast. Not sure why. Lovely though.

For some reason this reminds me of the rose I’ve seen on Beauty and the Beast. Not sure why. Lovely though.

75. Seems like this ship is already sailing the ocean blue.

Seems like this was based on some beautiful painting. Love how it seems so peaceful if you look at it long enough.

Seems like this was based on some beautiful painting. Love how it seems so peaceful if you look at it long enough.

76. This butterfly always seems to glimmer in the light.

Like how this butterfly looks like when you show it on the water on a sunny day. So pretty.

Like how this butterfly looks like when you show it on the water on a sunny day. So pretty.

77. Who knows what could shine with blue and white.

Yes, this is another abstract design. Like the white ring around the blue loops on this.

Yes, this is another abstract design. Like the white ring around the blue loops on this.

78. This suncatcher is called, “Love Shines.”

This one consist of a rainbow and a crystal heart. So beautiful.

This one consist of a rainbow and a crystal heart. So beautiful.

79. Seems like this heart was created from so many pieces.

Then again, that's probably the point. But you have to appreciate the craftsmanship with all the wire and colorful glass pieces inside.

Then again, that’s probably the point. But you have to appreciate the craftsmanship with all the wire and colorful glass pieces inside.

80. Each point of this 6 pointed star has a color of the rainbow.

Yes, I know I have a lot of rainbow stuff on this post. But who doesn't like rainbows? Seriously, I can't think of anyone.

Yes, I know I have a lot of rainbow stuff on this post. But who doesn’t like rainbows? Seriously, I can’t think of anyone.

The Windswept World of Wind Chimes

Posted by historymaniacmegan on

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A key decoration you might see outside buildings during the spring and summer are wind chimes. These are are a type of percussion instrument constructed from suspended tubes, rods, bells or other objects often made of metal or wood. They tend to be suspended along with a weight which the tubes or rods can strike when they or another wind catching surface are blown by the natural air movement outside. And since Southwestern Pennsylvania has no shortage of wind on most days, wind chimes tend to be popular as garden and porch ornaments around these parts. My grandmother particularly likes them as I’ve seen when I go to my grandparents’ house. However, while hanging wind chimes in the west began with the Romans, they’ve also been associated with decorating in India, China, and Japan. As of today, I tend to see a lot of wind chimes on sale. Yet, many of these tend to have the conventional look. So this is where I turn to Pinterest which brings me to a whole world of more creative wind chimes that many people made themselves. And I share some of these with you today.

  1. There’s something fishy about this one.
Well, the chimes on here are made from a ceramic fish. Not sure if the pieces fit together. But it's not bad.

Well, the chimes on here are made from a ceramic fish. Not sure if the pieces fit together. But it’s not bad.

2. Who knew you can make chimes from plastic bottles.

Sure they're probably from a craft store of some type. But they sure look pretty.

Sure they’re probably from a craft store of some type. But they sure look pretty.

3. A sun wind chime always has to have some bells.

Well, this one only has 3. I don't think this one was handmade. But I like it so it goes on this post.

Well, this one only has 3. I don’t think this one was handmade. But I like it so it goes on this post.

4. Some wind chimes have all jingles.

I bet this one makes a lot of noise when it's really windy out. In my area, I've known quite a few.

I bet this one makes a lot of noise when it’s really windy out. In my area, I’ve known quite a few.

5. Sometimes you have to top your wind chime with a mosaic flower.

I'm sure the chimes are attached at the flower. But the flower is so beautiful.

I’m sure the chimes are attached at the flower. But the flower is so beautiful.

6. The chimes on this one can be quite colorful.

These are shaped like feathers. But they're plastic because feathers don't make much of a sound.

These are shaped like feathers. But they’re plastic because feathers don’t make much of a sound.

7. Gold chimes sit quite well with a wire butterfly.

You see a lot of spring motifs with wind chimes. This wire butterfly has marbles for the colors.

You see a lot of spring motifs with wind chimes. This wire butterfly has marbles for the colors.

8. This owl has all the bells.

Bound to ring whenever the wind is blowing. Sure to be a hoot.

Bound to ring whenever the wind is blowing. Sure to be a hoot.

9. Sometimes chimes can take the shape of squared chains.

I'm sure this was made by someone with too much time on their hands. Not sure if I'd want to have this in a rainstorm. Probably not.

I’m sure this was made by someone with too much time on their hands. Not sure if I’d want to have this in a rainstorm. Probably not.

10. When it comes to chimes, you can’t go wrong with bottles.

Kind of resembles a flying saucers with large bottles attached in a bead mesh. But it's a wind chime and a rather large one at that.

Kind of resembles a flying saucers with large bottles attached in a bead mesh. But it’s a wind chime and a rather large one at that.

11. For more metal in wind chimes, you can always go with gears.

Not sure what the tubes are made out of. But the gears sure look nice in them. Great for any steampunk home.

Not sure what the tubes are made out of. But the gears sure look nice in them. Great for any steampunk home.

12. Who knew that you could put some bright crystals on a wind chime?

I think these crystals are fake and were bought at some craft store. Still, like how they shine and how they go well with this chime so well.

I think these crystals are fake and were bought at some craft store. Still, like how they shine and how they go well with this chime so well.

13. Pink chimes are fine for a light breeze.

You see a lot of crystal wind chimes like these. Sure it's beautiful. But it's probably quite delicate, too.

You see a lot of crystal wind chimes like these. Sure it’s beautiful. But it’s probably quite delicate, too.

14. When you can’t buy a wind chime, it helps to make one with beads.

This one apparently glimmers in the sunlight. Wonder how it would do in the rain. Only one way to find out.

This one apparently glimmers in the sunlight. Wonder how it would do in the rain. Only one way to find out.

15. A shell wind chime like this should always come with some bells and forks.

You tend to see a lot of cutlerly in wind chimes. Not sure if it enhances the aesthetic or brings out the sound.

You tend to see a lot of cutlerly in wind chimes. Not sure if it enhances the aesthetic or brings out the sound.

16. A wind chime like this one is great for hosting a garden tea party.

This one is a wind chime of a teapot with tea cups. But the best part about this one is that it's purple.

This one is a wind chime of a teapot with tea cups. But the best part about this one is that it’s purple.

17. I suppose this is a wind chime for anyone in a potting mood.

Yes, this wind chime is made from flower pots. Guess these won't be used for planting anymore.

Yes, this wind chime is made from flower pots. Guess these won’t be used for planting anymore.

18. Sometimes smaller heart wind chimes are better.

This one may seem quite delicate compared to the others. But at any rate, you have to love this one.

This one may seem quite delicate compared to the others. But at any rate, you have to love this one.

19. Beads and straw could always make a fine wind chime.

Well, this is different. Okay, that's probably wicker, not straw. Or is wicker straw? I'm confused.

Well, this is different. Okay, that’s probably wicker, not straw. Or is wicker straw? I’m confused.

20. There’s no lovelier wind chime than one with beads strung to a bottle.

Not sure if this is a great view. But you have to admire the craftsmanship on this. This is especially if the bottle is glass.

Not sure if this is a great view. But you have to admire the craftsmanship on this. This is especially if the bottle is glass.

21. All you need to make this wind chime are crystal beads and wire.

If it had a light in it, you'd almost think it was a lamp. However, it's certainly not.

If it had a light in it, you’d almost think it was a lamp. However, it’s certainly not.

22. When it comes to wind chimes, sometimes the chimes below can have quite the color.

Sometimes the chimes might not always look great at the top. But you have to admire the beads and string on this.

Sometimes the chimes might not always look great at the top. But you have to admire the beads and string on this.

23. When it comes to chime beads, it helps if you have a variety of colors.

Well, at least this one looks quite festive. Hate to see this one get tangled.

Well, at least this one looks quite festive. Hate to see this one get tangled.

24. Sometimes it helps that everything matches.

This one is pink with flowers all over it. Sure it's plastic but it's pretty.

This one is pink with flowers all over it. Sure it’s plastic but it’s pretty.

25. Who says you can’t put dragon flies on your chimes?

Dragonflies aren't the kind I'd have in mind for wind chimes. But these look great on the squares. Lovely.

Dragonflies aren’t the kind I’d have in mind for wind chimes. But these look great on the squares. Lovely.

26. On a wind chime like this, your heart is in chains.

As you see, all the links are in the shape of a heart. Looks quite rusty though.

As you see, all the links are in the shape of a heart. Looks quite rusty though.

27. If you like boating, then this wind chime should go great with your sailing ship.

Not sure if I'd want this on a boat during a hurricane. But it certainly looks rather maritime.

Not sure if I’d want this on a boat during a hurricane. But it certainly looks rather maritime.

28. Sometimes a chime can just be a bottomless bottle.

Well, this seems simple enough. Still, love the silver butterfly and the jingle.

Well, this seems simple enough. Still, love the silver butterfly and the jingle.

29. As far as wind chimes good, you can’t go wrong with ceramic tiles.

You can even paint some of them before you glaze them. Not sure if I'd want to put this one outside since I don't want to ruin it.

You can even paint some of them before you glaze them. Not sure if I’d want to put this one outside since I don’t want to ruin it.

30. Now this is the kind of wind chime for those with a green thumb.

This one has beads coming out from a watering can. Not sure why the wire ends are there. Probably for decoration.

This one has beads coming out from a watering can. Not sure why the wire ends are there. Probably for decoration.

31. For a wind chime that looks so antique, blue roses should give it an additional touch.

I don't think this is handmade. After all, the metal on this seems fairly manufactured. But I do think it's very beautiful.

I don’t think this is handmade. After all, the metal on this seems fairly manufactured. But I do think it’s very beautiful.

32. Sometimes all you need for a wind chime is a funnel cake pan and some necklace chains.

That has to be a large wind chime as far as I could see. Still you have to love the stuff they have for the chimes part.

That has to be a large wind chime as far as I could see. Still you have to love the stuff they have for the chimes part.

33. For an easier wind chime, just string some bead strands on a wooden stick.

The beads on these strands seem to follow a pattern. And each have a blue rectangle at the end.

The beads on these strands seem to follow a pattern. And each have a blue rectangle at the end.

34. If you like wind chimes, perhaps hang this one outside your kitchen window.

This one consists of a rolling pin and utensil chains. A bit large for any window, don't you think?

This one consists of a rolling pin and utensil chains. A bit large for any window, don’t you think?

35. What strung from this stick gives the illusion of rain.

This looks very pretty. Seems like someone really worked hard on this. But this appears quite delicate.

This looks very pretty. Seems like someone really worked hard on this. But this appears quite delicate.

36. This woman hung up her wind chime in a big way.

And I guess she did it with step ladder. Or crane. Definitely crane.

And I guess she did it with step ladder. Or crane. Definitely crane.

37. This wind chime holds the keys.

However, don't bet that any of these will fit in the locks. Because they were probably bought at a craft store.

However, don’t bet that any of these will fit in the locks. Because they were probably bought at a craft store.

38. It’s said that clanging cutlery can bring music to your ears.

I guess this one is more for the kitchen inclined. However, I have a better use of cutlery than putting it on wind chimes. It's called putting food in your mouth.

I guess this one is more for the kitchen inclined. However, I have a better use of cutlery than putting it on wind chimes. It’s called putting food in your mouth.

39. If you like dragonflies, this one should suit you.

Well, there's a dragonfly on top and pieces at the chime parts. Quite beautiful though.

Well, there’s a dragonfly on top and pieces at the chime parts. Quite beautiful though.

40. Well, this wind chime is quite festive.

Wow, this is so beautiful that I'd just want to keep it indoors 24/7. Because I don't want to rain to ruin it. And in my neck of the woods, you get that a lot.

Wow, this is so beautiful that I’d just want to keep it indoors 24/7. Because I don’t want to rain to ruin it. And in my neck of the woods, you get that a lot.

41. Sometimes a wind chime needs a little extra something.

Well, the ends of these are of some folding strainer from the kitchen. If that's what they call it.

Well, the ends of these are of some folding strainer from the kitchen. If that’s what they call it.

42. There’s something fishy about this wind chime.

Well, this one has a fish on top of all these chime pieces. And all in green and blue.

Well, this one has a fish on top of all these chime pieces. And all in green and blue.

43. For a wind chime like this, you can decorate it in any number of ways.

This one also has vibrant colors. Not as bright or vivid as some of the others. But lovely enough for me not to leave this one outside.

This one also has vibrant colors. Not as bright or vivid as some of the others. But lovely enough for me not to leave this one outside.

44. Seems like some wind chimes have all the bells.

And it seems like this one has lots of tiny ones. Wonder how long it took to make this.

And it seems like this one has lots of tiny ones. Wonder how long it took to make this.

45. You never know how many large beads you can string up for a wind chime.

These beads seem to resemble stones. Wonder if this wind chime is meant to represent a waterfall.

These beads seem to resemble stones. Wonder if this wind chime is meant to represent a waterfall.

46. I guess these rainbow pots aren’t for planting.

Yes, this is another flower pot wind chime. But this one has some bees and butterflies. So it's different than the other one I showed you.

Yes, this is another flower pot wind chime. But this one has some bees and butterflies. So it’s different than the other one I showed you.

47. Don’t know what to do with the extra silver? Make a wind chime out of it.

Yes, I'm sure this may look quite amazing. But on Downton Abbey, seeing this would make Carson flip out in anger. After all, you don't put a bullion spoon on a garden wind chime. At least on his watch.

Yes, I’m sure this may look quite amazing. But on Downton Abbey, seeing this would make Carson flip out in anger. After all, you don’t put a bullion spoon on a garden wind chime. At least on his watch.

48. Sometimes a wider wind chime makes all the difference.

Seems like this one was made from old jewels. Well, old costume jewels. So pretty.

Seems like this one was made from old jewels. Well, old costume jewels. So pretty.

49. For those who like nature, this wind chime will give you all the green you ask for.

Almost seems like a green moss fading into a white rock. Still, it's quite pretty.

Almost seems like a green moss fading into a white rock. Still, it’s quite pretty.

50. If you love purple flowers, you’d love this wind chime.

Not sure how it sounds when the wind blows. But this looks quite beautiful, especially since it's purple.

Not sure how it sounds when the wind blows. But this looks quite beautiful, especially since it’s purple.

51. For a colorful and flowery flair, you can’t go wrong with this wind chime.

Yes, I know it took a lot of time to make this. But I think this is better kept indoors since I wouldn't want to ruin it.

Yes, I know it took a lot of time to make this. But I think this is better kept indoors since I wouldn’t want to ruin it.

52. Nothing makes better music in the wind than a wind chime of goblets.

Wow, this is sure stunning. Also another way to piss off Carson on Downton Abbey.

Wow, this is sure stunning. Also another way to piss off Carson on Downton Abbey.

53. Sometimes what makes music in the wind has to glimmer in the sunlight.

Well, these look beautiful. Wonder if they're made of glass. If so, I wouldn't want to drop it.

Well, these look beautiful. Wonder if they’re made of glass. If so, I wouldn’t want to drop it.

54. When it comes to some wind chimes, it helps if the chime parts are part of the decoration.

These seem to be painted in flowers and they seem suspended on some kind of cage. Or that's as far as I see.

These seem to be painted in flowers and they seem suspended on some kind of cage. Or that’s as far as I see.

55. Nothing makes a more elegant wind chime than anything attached to a golden heart.

Well, this is strung on chains, color stones, and bells. Nevertheless, this is lovely.

Well, this is strung on chains, color stones, and bells. Nevertheless, this is lovely.

56. I’m sure your garden would look better with a wind chime of this colorful bird.

And yet, another wind chime I wouldn't want to expose to the elements outside. Very beautiful if I do say so myself.

And yet, another wind chime I wouldn’t want to expose to the elements outside. Very beautiful if I do say so myself.

57. Sometimes an old door knob makes a great wind chime.

Well, this almost looks crystal clear that you barely notice it through the window. Still, you have to love it.

Well, this almost looks crystal clear that you barely notice it through the window. Still, you have to love it.

58. If you live near the seashore, you might like a wind chime of shells.

Well, I guess these shells can make some kind of music. Nevertheless, I think it's quite creative.

Well, I guess these shells can make some kind of music. Nevertheless, I think it’s quite creative.

59. Sometimes you could make a lovely wind chime on vinyl.

However, before you use a vinyl record in a craft project, make sure it's one with horrible music on it that won't be missed. Let's just say there's a lot of bad records out there.

However, before you use a vinyl record in a craft project, make sure it’s one with horrible music on it that won’t be missed. Let’s just say there’s a lot of bad records out there.

60. Whoever thought you could make a wind chime from a silver dish?

And yet, another way to get Carson pissed off at you at Downton Abbey. To him, you don't use silver to make these fangled things.

And yet, another way to get Carson pissed off at you at Downton Abbey. To him, you don’t use silver to make these fangled things.

61. Got an old vase you don’t know what to do with? Make a wind chime out of it.

Well, this one is an upside down vase with a weight in it. Still, love the blue color.

Well, this one is an upside down vase with a weight in it. Still, love the blue color.

62. This wind chime is meant to bring out the colors of the rainbow.

This one has pieces that are linked for wind chime. And yes, it certainly looks pretty while gleaming in the sunlight.

This one has pieces that are linked for wind chime. And yes, it certainly looks pretty while gleaming in the sunlight.

63. You never know what you can make with a basket.

Apparently, you can make a rather cool wind chime with a basket. Simply breathtakingly lovely.

Apparently, you can make a rather cool wind chime with a basket. Simply breathtakingly lovely.

64. You never know what’s coming out of this pitcher.

Now this looks quite whimsical. Love how this one pours the flower out. Love the design on the pitcher, too.

Now this looks quite whimsical. Love how this one pours the flower out. Love the design on the pitcher, too.

65. This wind chime has a sailboat on the waves.

Well, this one has blue beads for water and fish to go with it. And it's topped with a glass sailboat, too.

Well, this one has blue beads for water and fish to go with it. And it’s topped with a glass sailboat, too.

66. This wind chime has to be as pretty as a peacock.

Because it's a peacock wind chime. And as we see, sound comes when the wind blows through the feathers.

Because it’s a peacock wind chime. And as we see, sound comes when the wind blows through the feathers.

67. I’m sure you’d want this wind chime on a bright, sunny day.

Because this one is of the sun and the chimes below are the rays. And yes, it sure looks bright.

Because this one is of the sun and the chimes below are the rays. And yes, it sure looks bright.

68. Such wind chimes like this are said to be as cute as a button.

This one consists of chimes that have buttons strung on them. And yes, this is pretty cool if you ask me.

This one consists of chimes that have buttons strung on them. And yes, this is pretty cool if you ask me.

69. Guess this one is serving tea for a few.

This wind chime uses cups, saucers, and spoons as bells. And yes, it's one you might see in a Wes Anderson movie.

This wind chime uses cups, saucers, and spoons as bells. And yes, it’s one you might see in a Wes Anderson movie.

70. As a wind chime, there’s nothing more radiant than a purple sunflower.

And radiant it is, indeed. This one is simply stunning, especially since it's mostly in purple.

And radiant it is, indeed. This one is simply stunning, especially since it’s mostly in purple.

71. Guess this wind chime brings so many fish in the sea.

Well, this looks quite interesting. Not sure if the top part is a jellyfish. Quite cool.

Well, this looks quite interesting. Not sure if the top part is a jellyfish. Quite cool.

72. While many wind chimes have celestial themes, you haven’t seen one like this.

Then again, you've probably seen one like this at every garden store. Still, you have to like this.

Then again, you’ve probably seen one like this at every garden store. Still, you have to like this.

73. This is the kind of wind chime for the patriotic at heart.

Well, if you're American, anyway. Then again, most of my views come from the States.

Well, if you’re American, anyway. Then again, most of my views come from the States.

74. Anyone who’s an artist at heart will enjoy a wind chime like this.

This is made up of so many shapes and colors. Nevertheless, this is so lovely.

This is made up of so many shapes and colors. Nevertheless, this is so lovely.

75. On top of a wind chime like this, you see a flower.

This one has the colors of the rainbow at the chimes. Like the flower design, too.

This one has the colors of the rainbow at the chimes. Like the flower design, too.

76. Sometimes it all starts with a stunning design.

This one has rainbow beads and a lovely design. Wonder how long it took to make this.

This one has rainbow beads and a lovely design. Wonder how long it took to make this.

77. If you love wind chimes, this painted butterfly one will delight your home.

This one is so intricately done. However, it's probably made of glass. Wouldn't want this one outside.

This one is so intricately done. However, it’s probably made of glass. Wouldn’t want this one outside.

78. If you love bells, this wind chime is for you.

This one also has a deer on top. And I'm sure you'd enjoy it.

This one also has a deer on top. And I’m sure you’d enjoy it.

79. On top of this is a colorful spiral.

Seems like whoever made this spent a lot of time painting the designs. Nevertheless, this is so radiant and stunning.

Seems like whoever made this spent a lot of time painting the designs. Nevertheless, this is so radiant and stunning.

80. This angelic wind chime is lined with beads of pink roses.

Sure this one probably wasn't hand made. But it's sure beautiful. Besides, who wouldn't want this.

Sure this one probably wasn’t hand made. But it’s sure beautiful. Besides, who wouldn’t want this.

Pomp and Circumstance on Graduation Memories

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Here am I standing with me and my parents and sister Molly at my graduation from Yough High School in June 2008. I was thinking about putting my sister’s picture. But I decided against it because I already put her high school graduation picture in my Father’s Day post.

As the school year winds down to a close, so comes graduation season where all seniors prepare to say goodbye and face the world years of education prepared them for. Since I’m a 2008 graduate of Yough High School as well as a 2012 graduate of Saint Vincent College, I can say I’ve been down the commencement cap and gown road twice in my life. Such experience is bittersweet for me since while I have gotten a sense of accomplishment that years of committing to my education have paid off, I also feel a bit sad that I miss the place and the people. But perhaps there’s always a trade off. After all, receiving your college degree is a proud moment even though it means you’ll have years of struggle to pay for your student loans. Nevertheless, graduations usually consists of students entering in procession dressed in their caps and gowns as each one is called to receive their degree. There’s usually a commencement speaker giving a few remarks for the graduates as well as other performances. It’s quite an elaborate ceremony. It’s kind of funny at my high school graduation, we had our state senator at the time Bob Regola who kind of got in trouble for perjury after his kid and a neighbor were involved in some firearms mishap that killed the latter. The guy was later forced to resign. Yet, while there are many graduations that consist of wonderful ceremonies, some don’t always go as well as planned. And for your pleasure, I show a treasure trove of photos pertaining to the not so savory sentiments of graduation.

  1. Guess someone is questioning their degree’s worth already.
As you'll see, some grads decorate their caps in unique ways. I suppose "B.S." either stands for bullshit or Bachelor in Science.

As you’ll see, some grads decorate their caps in unique ways. I suppose “B.S.” either stands for bullshit or Bachelor in Science.

2. At graduation, you never know what people are wearing under their gowns.

I guess these women are from some state like California or Hawaii. Because I don't think I could wear a swimsuit under my cap and gown.

I guess these women are from some state like California or Hawaii. Because I don’t think I could wear a swimsuit under my cap and gown.

3. Seems like some people are excited that they’ve graduated.

I think these guys are from China. Still, all seem to have their gown blowing with one jumping into the air.

I think these guys are from China. Still, all seem to have their gown blowing with one jumping into the air.

4. Seems like someone is happy with their advanced degree.

I think this might be someone's dad in his kid's cap and gown. And it's probably done as a joke. Pretty funny.

I think this might be someone’s dad in his kid’s cap and gown. And it’s probably done as a joke. Pretty funny.

5. Apparently, not everyone is basking in the glories of their graduation.

Either that, or the girl doesn't like having her picture taken. That, or she was doing a photo bomb.

Either that, or the girl doesn’t like having her picture taken. That, or she was doing a photo bomb.

6. This guy made it and has the diploma and picture to show for it.

However, you have to wonder about his school's colors. Maroon? Please. Still, love his goofy grin.

However, you have to wonder about his school’s colors. Maroon? Please. Still, love his goofy grin.

7. Now I can fully understand why this person went to college.

Also, Hogwarts is a school for wizarding youth ages 11-18. Perhaps being a Muggle at 18 was a factor as well.

Also, Hogwarts is a school for wizarding youth ages 11-18. Perhaps being a Muggle at 18 was a factor as well.

8. Dobby has graduated. Dobby is freed.

Yes, these caps are very creative. Who knew that Dobby needed a diploma to be freed from the Malfoys? Oh, wait he needed a sock.

Yes, these caps are very creative. Who knew that Dobby needed a diploma to be freed from the Malfoys? Oh, wait he needed a sock.

9. Those who graduate are more likely to have their life on the right track.

However, this girl isn't one of them because she's standing in the middle of the railroad tracks. Seriously, she's putting herself at a very dangerous risk of being mangled and run over.

However, this girl isn’t one of them because she’s standing in the middle of the railroad tracks. Seriously, she’s putting herself at a very dangerous risk of being mangled and run over.

10. Being photographed with your parents in your cap and gown is always a proud moment.

At least for this dad who just can't resist embarrassing his son one last time. Yes, that will do it.

At least for this dad who just can’t resist embarrassing his son one last time. Yes, that will do it.

11. Sure you nearly flunked but at least you made it.

I don't know about you. But I'm sure this guy isn't going to be college material for receiving a 1.9. But at least he didn't flunk.

I don’t know about you. But I’m sure this guy isn’t going to be college material for receiving a 1.9. But at least he didn’t flunk.

12. Remember, graduates, processions always take one step at a time.

And it seems this girl tripped during "Pomp and Circumstance." Still, this place kind of reminds me of my high school stadium, except the stands are significantly lower.

And it seems this girl tripped during “Pomp and Circumstance.” Still, this place kind of reminds me of my high school stadium, except the stands are significantly lower.

13. Posing with your family at graduation is always a highlight.

And it seems that this young woman has an interesting family worthy of a sitcom. You have to wonder what her life is like at home.

And it seems that this young woman has an interesting family worthy of a sitcom. You have to wonder what her life is like at home.

14. Of course, if it’s your sibling’s graduation, you might hate them for getting all the attention.

Can't this boy at least try to be happy for his sister? Yes, it's her day. But he'll get his time in a few years. Trust me.

Can’t this boy at least try to be happy for his sister? Yes, it’s her day. But he’ll get his time in a few years. Trust me.

15. Some graduates make better entrances than others.

And it seems like this girl embarrassed herself by falling flat on her face to receive her diploma. I'm sure she's going to be well remembered for years.

And it seems like this girl embarrassed herself by falling flat on her face to receive her diploma. I’m sure she’s going to be well remembered for years.

16. I guess this person managed to graduate by a nose.

Wonder whether this grad plans to major in. Dressage, steeplechase, polo, equestrian, or carriage rides?

Wonder whether this grad plans to major in. Dressage, steeplechase, polo, equestrian, racing, or carriage rides?

17. Oh, great, some major dick has to screw it up for everyone and get all the attention.

I'm sure the parents with small children had a very tough time explaining this moment. Seriously, who the hell crashes a graduation in a dick costume? Then again, there's that one college in Rhode Island that has a mascot named Scrotie.

I’m sure the parents with small children had a very tough time explaining this moment. Seriously, who the hell crashes a graduation in a dick costume? Then again, there’s that one college in Rhode Island that has a mascot named Scrotie.

18. Remember, after receiving your diploma, watch yourself on your way out.

And it seems like someone tripped and fell as they were leaving the stage. Of course, this is the third trip picture I posted already.

And it seems like someone tripped and fell as they were leaving the stage. Of course, this is the third trip picture I posted already.

19. I guess these two guys were known to be quite the party animals.

Because how else could they have beer pongs on their caps? Wonder what their parents are thinking.

Because how else could they have beer pongs on their caps? Wonder what their parents are thinking.

20. At high schools, it’s always a custom for the valedictorian and the salutatorian to give a speech during the ceremony.

However, we're not sure if cue cards are used or not. Then again, someone was probably playing a prank.

However, we’re not sure if cue cards are used or not. Then again, someone was probably playing a prank.

21. You can guess what this person is doing after graduation.

And yes, I feel for that person. Mostly because I haven't been able to get a steady income that could pay for mine.

And yes, I feel for that person. Mostly because I haven’t been able to get a steady income that could pay for mine.

22. While black men have it better as graduates, this doesn’t always curb their incarceration rates.

Introduce young black boys to Hamilton and they're off getting arrested for spontaneously bursting into song and dance routines on the streets. Yes, musical theater is a real menace in the African American community these days.

Introduce young black boys to Hamilton and they’re off getting arrested for spontaneously bursting into song and dance routines on the streets. Yes, musical theater is a real menace in the African American community these days.

23. Yes, tell them what it really cost you.

Man, $200,000 for a college education. I took out less than that on student loans and I'm still struggling to pay them.

Man, $200,000 for a college education. I took out less than that on student loans and I’m still struggling to pay them.

24. Now they received an education, they couldn’t care less about their school these days.

Yes, throw your caps as your school that provided your education smolders behind you. You bastards.

Yes, throw your caps as your school that provided your education smolders behind you. You bastards.

25. Sometimes cap designs can get quite elaborate.

This woman has a computer box and a piggy bank on hers. How she keeps her head up, I have no idea.

This woman has a computer box and a piggy bank on hers. How she keeps her head up, I have no idea.

26. That’s an interesting graduation cap there.

Wonder why this girl opted for a Nike swoosh instead of a conventional graduation cap square. Maybe she just wanted to be noticed more.

Wonder why this girl opted for a Nike swoosh instead of a conventional graduation cap square. Maybe she just wanted to be noticed more.

27. Guess someone plans to watch something scary after the commencement ceremony.

Yes, I could say American Horror Story Student Loans is a very scary series. This is especially when you have bad social skills and have to do job interviews.

Yes, I could say American Horror Story Student Loans is a very scary series. This is especially when you have bad social skills and have to do job interviews.

28. After commencement, it helps for some to take a rest.

And it seems these people prefer to take a nap on a tree. Let's not disturb them.

And it seems these people prefer to take a nap on a tree. Let’s not disturb them.

29. So I guess some colleges do have mixed martial arts majors.

This is from China and is probably photoshopped. Nevertheless, I'm sure some grads dreamed of pulling this one off.

This is from China and is probably photoshopped. Nevertheless, I’m sure some grads dreamed of pulling this one off.

30. At some commencements, there’s always someone who needs a little extra to get by.

Let's hope this is a college graduation. Still, I think this guy with the bottle might have a problem.

Let’s hope this is a college graduation. Still, I think this guy with the bottle might have a problem.

31. This girl always wondered why no one saw her haircut.

Maybe because she wore a headscarf all the time as a practicing Muslim. That could explain a lot.

Maybe because she wore a headscarf all the time as a practicing Muslim. That could explain a lot.

32. That moment when you realize when you need to pay those loans for obedience school.

Okay, I don't think it's the dog's graduation. But that look in the cap and gown is so priceless.

Okay, I don’t think it’s the dog’s graduation. But that look in the cap and gown is so priceless.

33. While most grads are covered in their caps and gowns, some show up in their birthday suit.

So I guess wacky graduation hijinks are nothing new. Wonder what this guy's parents thought about his stunt when he received his diploma.

So I guess wacky graduation hijinks are nothing new. Wonder what this guy’s parents thought about his stunt when he received his diploma.

34. Guess this guy is now graduated from college.

However, you'd think a graduate from NC State would know how to use proper grammar. It's "I am" not "I is."

However, you’d think a graduate from NC State would know how to use proper grammar. It’s “I am” not “I is.”

35. Congratulations on your graduation and here is your AK-47.

I'm thinking this is in Africa, but I don't want to be stereotypical. Oh wait, I just was. Still, the AK-47s don't give me hope here.

I’m thinking this is in Africa, but I don’t want to be stereotypical. Oh wait, I just was. Still, the AK-47s don’t give me hope here.

36. Some grads wished to build a little world in one little place.

This one seems to have a little house built on his cap. Guess he couldn't resist his creative impulses.

This one seems to have a little house built on his cap. Guess he couldn’t resist his creative impulses.

37. Congratulations, graduate, and may the Force be with you.

I'm sure these grads will treasure this moment forever. Guess there was a Star Wars convention in their town at the time.

I’m sure these grads will treasure this moment forever. Guess there was a Star Wars convention in their town at the time.

38. I’m sure the grads aren’t looking forward to their graduation surprise.

I don't think I'd want to have water dumped on me at my graduation. Then again, this is probably from a different country.

I don’t think I’d want to have water dumped on me at my graduation. Then again, this is probably from a different country.

39. This is a big day for this Imperial Stormtrooper.

Sure he's a terrible shot. But at least he managed to get an education so he could contribute to society in a different way.

Sure he’s a terrible shot. But at least he managed to get an education so he could contribute to society in a different way.

40. Not sure if I’d want to know what’s under his gown.

I guess these girls were in for a disturbing surprise. Then again, it's probably staged as a joke.

I guess these girls were in for a disturbing surprise. Then again, it’s probably staged as a joke.

41. Sometimes it all takes one guy in the background can ruin your Kodak moment.

You have to wonder whether this picture was taken on a digital camera. Because I don't think whoever took this picture noticed the guy mooning behind this girl.

You have to wonder whether this picture was taken on a digital camera. Because I don’t think whoever took this picture noticed the guy mooning behind this girl.

42. Well, I guess this guy’s future is ruined.

But at least the cops were nice enough to wait and let him graduate before taking him. You have to respect that at least.

But at least the cops were nice enough to wait and let him graduate before taking him. You have to respect that at least.

43. I think that this girl isn’t from the most happy families.

Then again, perhaps the people behind these two were in an argument. You know how stuff like this goes.

Then again, perhaps the people behind these two were in an argument. You know how stuff like this goes.

44. This car has a graduate on bored.

Maybe a bored graduate. However, it should be "graduate on board." Ever heard of homonyms?

Maybe a bored graduate. However, it should be “graduate on board.” Ever heard of homonyms?

45. During boring commencement speeches, it helps if you have something to bide the time.

I guess this was taken in the 1980s or 1990s. However, she needs a straw hat for cover.

I guess this was taken in the 1980s or 1990s. However, the straw hat is for cover.

46. Okay, what’s that sticking out of that guy’s cap?

I think it's a diorama of some sort. But it sure sticks out like a sore thumb to me.

I think it’s a diorama of some sort. But it sure sticks out like a sore thumb to me.

47. I’m guessing this person is anxious about employment prospects.

Sure I feel for this person since I've struggled to get a job for a long time. And it doesn't seem to end.

Sure I feel for this person since I’ve struggled to get a job for a long time. And it doesn’t seem to end.

48. For graduates, group photos are always a custom.

Of course, don't mind the guy behind you. And yes, that face is quite strange and a bit creepy.

Of course, don’t mind the guy behind you. And yes, that face is quite strange and a bit creepy.

49. Families are always there to celebrate our precious moments whether we want them to or not.

Yeah, I think this girl just captured what a lot of us think about our families sometimes. Because they usually are the people in our lives we can't avoid.

Yeah, I think this girl just captured what a lot of us think about our families sometimes. Because they usually are the people in our lives we can’t avoid.

50. Seems like the cows have gone to pasture on her cap.

So she made her graduation cap into a pasture diorama. Interesting.

So she made her graduation cap into a pasture diorama. Interesting.

51. “But I don’t want to go into the real world, it’s scary out there.”

Then again, he might either be scared or just wants to sneeze. Not sure which.

Then again, he might either be scared or just wants to sneeze. Not sure which.

52. Congratulations on your graduation, lady terrorists?

Sorry to offend anyone here but it's not what you'd think. It's actually a graduation ceremony of women in the Iranian police force. However, as an American, I tend to be accustomed to the idea that assault weapons and hijabs don't mix.

Sorry to offend anyone here but it’s not what you’d think it is. It’s actually a graduation ceremony of women in the Iranian police force. However, as an American, I tend to be accustomed to the idea that assault weapons and hijabs don’t mix.

53. I’m sure this guy will be ready when he has to take his cap off.

Then again, I'm sure he's using his remote control to light up the cap. And he probably has no intention taking it off.

Then again, I’m sure he’s using his remote control to light up the cap. And he probably has no intention taking it off.

54. For her graduation photo, nothing could do better than the Bard.

Sure she might like Shakespeare. But she might just be sucking up to her drama teacher. Not sure which.

Sure she might like Shakespeare. But she might just be sucking up to her drama teacher. Not sure which.

55. After commencement it helps to get out of your gowns to relax.

And it seems that this women didn't have a lot on them when they received their diplomas. Still, at least their underwear matches.

And it seems that this women didn’t have a lot on them when they received their diplomas. Still, at least their underwear matches.

56. He just had to have a cap in his likeness.

Not sure what to think about this. Seems like his picture has him spurting blue stuff down his nose.

Not sure what to think about this. Seems like his picture has him spurting blue stuff down his nose. But at least they’ll know it’s his when he throws it up.

57. Congratulations, it’s a graduate!

What the fuck got these guy to do something like this? This is just incredibly crazy if you ask me.

What the fuck got these guy to do something like this? This is just incredibly crazy if you ask me.

58. I give this graduation 2 thumbs up.

Seems like he's trying to be enthusiastic. But he doesn't seem that way. At least as I can tell.

Seems like he’s trying to be enthusiastic. But he doesn’t seem that way. At least as I can tell.

59. Yes, graduation is a highly emotional time.

This is especially if you're Carrot Top receiving his diploma from an orange face man. Yes, it's quite a time.

This is especially if you’re Carrot Top receiving his diploma from an orange face man. Yes, it’s quite a time.

60. I think this cap explains a lot about recent grads.

Well, I didn't have any idea of what I was doing either. Sometimes I still don't.

Well, I didn’t have any idea of what I was doing either. Sometimes I still don’t.

61. Wonder what this valedictorian has to say in his speech.

Hey, that's Weird Al Yankovic giving his valedictorian speech. And yes, he's as weird now as he was then. But he's one of the most successful musical comedy artists of all time.

Hey, that’s Weird Al Yankovic giving his valedictorian speech. And yes, he’s as weird now as he was then. But he’s one of the most successful musical comedy artists of all time.

62. I guess this girl expects to be seated with dumbasses.

How else could I have guessed? Guess "I'm with Stupid" is a dead giveaway.

How else could I have guessed? Guess “I’m with Stupid” is a dead giveaway.

63. Each school tends to have their own traditions.

And apparently, this guy's school tends to photograph their graduates with a lei of pot. Or so it looks like it.

And apparently, this guy’s school tends to photograph their graduates with a lei of pot. Or so it looks like it.

64. When it comes to graduation, these soldiers are always alert.

Apparently, not. Yes, these are of the military who are trained to combat enemy fire. But they can't seem to keep themselves awake during a commencement speech.

Apparently, not. Yes, these are of the military who are trained to combat enemy fire. But they can’t seem to keep themselves awake during a commencement speech.

65. Sometimes the cap doesn’t always fit in with the hairstyle.

I hope this kid either gets a job at some punk rock locale, design studio, or tattoo parlor. Because I don't think a regular office would hire him.

I hope this kid either gets a job at some punk rock locale, design studio, or tattoo parlor. Because I don’t think a regular office would hire him.

66. At some graduations, the weather gets more attention if it takes place outdoors.

Well, seems like there could be a tornado in their midst. Apparently, the strange thing about this is that it's in New Jersey.

Well, seems like there could be a tornado in their midst. Apparently, the strange thing about this is that it’s in New Jersey.

67. As far as caps are concerned, sometimes it’s hard to fit your hair in it.

Yes, 1980s hair and a square cap don't go well together. And yes, this looks pretty awkward indeed.

Yes, 1980s hair and a square cap don’t go well together. And yes, this looks pretty awkward indeed.

68. When it comes to graduation parties, some people tend to multi-task.

Well, at least Cortney got her education out of the way. Because she's gonna need it where she's going.

Well, at least Cortney got her education out of the way. Because she’s gonna need it where she’s going.

69. In Russia, some grads are transported through a shopping cart.

Well, as far as Russians are concerned, this isn't that crazy. Still pretty funny.

Well, as far as Russians are concerned, this isn’t that crazy. Still pretty funny.

70. Sometimes there are those who can’t stay awake during a boring speech.

Whether he'd be up when they call his name is the question. Hope he is so he could make his parents proud.

Whether he’d be up when they call his name is the question. Hope he is so he could make his parents proud.