Set Phasers to a Star Trek Christmas

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While I like to do later editions to different posts during the holiday season, I also like to do posts of something new. For this year, I plan to do certain themed Christmas stuff sort of like a Merry Geekmas if you will. Last year, I did a Star Wars Christmas post since they had a new movie coming out called Star Wars: The Force Awakens. And I didn’t want to put that idea to waste. After all, I already did my other Star Wars posts in November which I called Nerdvember since I also did Hunger Games stuff, too. So this year, I decided to do Christmas with other large geek franchises but I will start with one of the oldest and biggest sci-fi fanbases of all time: Star Trek. After all, they had a new movie come out in July which I watched in theaters by the way for my dad’s birthday as well as just celebrated their 50th anniversary in September. Besides, my family and I just got done with watching Deep Space Nine on Netflix which is a must see. So if you want to Trek the Halls, this post may come in handy for you. So for your reading pleasure, I give you some things that will help you have a merry Trekmas in your little part of the galaxy.

  1. You can’t go out in the Alpha Quadrant this holiday season without a blue Christmas sweater of the Enterprise.
AS you can see, wear this if you want to make it snow. Contains the Enterprise and Starfleet insignia.

As you can see, wear this if you want to make it snow. Contains the Enterprise and Starfleet insignia.

2. Even on Christmas, it’s best not to wear a red shirt in Starfleet.

Because if you watched the original series, you should know what happens to Starfleet personnel wearing red who get beamed down to the planet. And no, I'm not including Scotty or Uhura.

Because if you watched the original series, you should know what happens to Starfleet personnel wearing red who get beamed down to the planet. And no, I’m not including Scotty or Uhura.

3. As Captain Kirk said, one of the best advantages to being a Starfleet captain is having to ask for advice without being obliged to take it.

Of course, he doesn't seem to take advice about abstaining from sex with alien women once in awhile. Seriously, Jim, I have no idea why he doesn't get any interplanetary STDs. Guess Dr. McCoy must have a great medicine cabinet replicator.

Of course, he doesn’t seem to take advice about abstaining from sex with alien women once in awhile. Seriously, Jim, I have no idea why he doesn’t get any interplanetary STDs. Guess Dr. McCoy must have a great medicine cabinet replicator.

4. Top your Christmas tree this year with a star of the Enterprise.

Because there's no ship that's as iconic as this. Despite how much crap it goes through on a regular basis.

Because there’s no ship that’s as iconic as this. Despite how much crap it goes through on a regular basis.

5. May you live long and prosper this holiday season.

After all, it's the most logical thing to say to your friends and family during the Christmas season. And Mr. Spock ought to know.

After all, it’s the most logical thing to say to your friends and family during the Christmas season. And Mr. Spock ought to know.

6. Seems like Mr. Spock has received a very special Christmas present.

And what do you know, a box of tribbles. Yes, the Enterprise is in for a crazy Christmas season with these furry pests that breed faster than rabbits.

And what do you know, a box of tribbles. Yes, the Enterprise is in for a crazy Christmas season with these furry pests that breed faster than rabbits.

7. Merry Christmas by a Borg assimilated Captain Jean Luc Picard.

Sure he looks pretty cute in that Santa hat. But come on, Picard wasn't himself while he was assimilated. And he inadvertently caused Mrs. Sisko's death in the process.

Sure he looks pretty cute in that Santa hat. But come on, Picard wasn’t himself while he was assimilated. And he inadvertently caused Mrs. Sisko’s death in the process.

8. Grace your Christmas tree with a Hallmark Keepsake ornament commemorating “Devil in the Dark.”

Because nothing says Christmas by having to deal with the Horta creature that killed 50 miners on Janus VI. Spock must have his work cut out for him.

Because nothing says Christmas by having to deal with the Horta creature that killed 50 miners on Janus VI. Spock must have his work cut out for him.

9. Nothing says “Trek the Halls” on Christmas like this red shirt.

This one has Spock on it in a Santa hat. Not sure if Spock would find it highly illogical.

This one has Spock on it in a Santa hat. Not sure if Spock would find it highly illogical.

10. No Trekkie girl should ever celebrate Christmas without wearing these earrings.

This pair consists of red green Starfleet insignia. Great for a December Star Trek convention in your hometown.

This pair consists of red green Starfleet insignia. Great for a December Star Trek convention in your hometown.

11. On this box, Spock finds himself in a winter wonderland.

Yet, he's standing up from a chair. Must be in an Enterprise holosuite if you ask me.

Yet, he’s standing up from a chair. Must be in an Enterprise holosuite if you ask me.

12. On the Enterprise, Captain Kirk decorates his own Christmas tree.

We see him here decking his tree with silver trees. Of course, he tends to make a mess.

We see him here decking his tree with silver trees. Of course, he tends to make a mess.

13. If you liked Star Trek: TNG, you’ll love these holiday gingerbread cookies.

Has all the main characters from the cast. Of course, you couldn't care less about half of them.

Has all the main characters from the cast. Of course, you couldn’t care less about half of them.

14. Celebrate the holiday season with this Star Trek nativity scene.

This one has a lot of the stuff that pays tribute to Star Trek. Even features the Enterprise as well as Evil Kirk and Spock.

This one has a lot of the stuff that pays tribute to Star Trek. Even features the Enterprise as well as Evil Kirk and Spock.

15. Of course, when Kirk and Spock contact reindeer, they set phasers to stun.

Hey, at least they didn't come into contact with Santa Claus. Because that would've been bad.

Hey, at least they didn’t come into contact with Santa Claus. Because that would’ve been bad.

16. You can’t say “Merry Trekmas” without felt Starfleet shirt ornaments.

Consists of gold, blue, and yellow. Guess which one means an early death. Yes, it's the red one.

Consists of gold, blue, and yellow. Guess which one means an early death. Yes, it’s the red one.

17. This Star Trek Christmas tree is everything a Trekkie could want.

This one has a topper of Starfleet insigina. And I guess its ornaments are the planets they visit.

This one has a topper of Starfleet insigina. And I guess its ornaments are the planets they visit.

18. You can never find a such a festive Starfleet approved Christmas sweater than these.

Yes, I know these are quite hideous. But that's the thing with ugly Christmas sweaters. Otherwise, it wouldn't be logical.

Yes, I know these are quite hideous. But that’s the thing with ugly Christmas sweaters. Otherwise, it wouldn’t be logical.

19. This Next Generation wreath will keep your Christmas fully engaged.

This one has Star Trek action figures as well as spacecraft. It even has a gold star in the middle.

This one has Star Trek action figures as well as spacecraft. It even has a gold star in the middle.

20. Nobody is ever safe this Christmas from the dreaded Wreath of Khan.

After all, you just can't have a Star Trek Christmas without it. But we have to admit that Khan is a very bad guy. Still, this is funny.

After all, you just can’t have a Star Trek Christmas without it. But we have to admit that Khan is a very bad guy. Still, this is funny.

21. Apparently, Mr. Spock doesn’t understand Christmas trees or Christmas carols.

Yes, Mr. Spock, I know such celebrations are highly illogical to you. But that's what humans have done for Christmas since like the mid-1800s. In Germany, it was earlier.

Yes, Mr. Spock, I know such celebrations are highly illogical to you. But that’s what humans have done for Christmas since like the mid-1800s. In Germany, it was earlier.

22. Make it a winter wonderland with these Star Trek snowflakes.

This one has Star Trek insignia for each dector on the ship. Have to love the designs here.

This one has Star Trek insignia for each sector on the ship. Have to love the designs here.

23. If you love Trekmas, you have to get a load of the Enterprise in lights.

Now this had to be made by someone with way too much time on their hands. Seriously, this is just highly illogical to me.

Now this had to be made by someone with way too much time on their hands. Seriously, this is just highly illogical to me.

24. How about a Christmas sweater with Captain Kirk, Spock, and Dr. McCoy?

Even better is how they're all wearing Santa hats to get in the Christmas spirit. But it's a must have for any Trekkie.

Even better is how they’re all wearing Santa hats to get in the Christmas spirit. But it’s a must have for any Trekkie.

25. Be engaged this Christmas with this gingerbread Enterprise.

What baffles me about this work is how they got the Enterprise to stand like that. Still, like how they use a candy cane beam. This is great.

What baffles me about this work is how they got the Enterprise to stand like that. Still, like how they use a candy cane beam. This is great.

26. A Christmas wreath like this will sure make an impression in the Alpha Quadrant.

This one combines most of the Star Trek series. And yes, this one does contain the Vulcan hand sign.

This one combines all of the Star Trek series. And yes, this one does contain the Vulcan hand sign. Even has tribbles in the middle.

27. Wish your friends and family “Merry Trekmas” with this holiday card.

This one even has Starfleet insignia of Christmas tree decorated with ornaments. Love it.

This one even has Starfleet insignia of Christmas tree decorated with ornaments. Love it.

28. As a Klingon would say, today is a good day to die.

Not sure if it's something I'd want on a Christmas tree. But it's in the Klingnon spirit of things.

Not sure if it’s something I’d want on a Christmas tree. But it’s in the Klingon spirit of things.

29. Odo always investigates Quark.

Let's hope Odo doesn't see what Quark gave him for Christmas. Also, why don't they have a lot of DS9 Christmas stuff out there? I mean it was a great series for God's sake.

Let’s hope Odo doesn’t see what Quark gave him for Christmas. Also, why don’t they have a lot of DS9 Christmas stuff out there? I mean it was a great series for God’s sake.

30. Of course, you’ll find a lot of tribbles in this Star Trek ornament.

After all, tribbles must be easy creatures to make. Yet, though they may be cute puff balls, they can become a nightmare, especially to Klingnons.

After all, tribbles must be easy creatures to make. Yet, though they may be cute puff balls, they can become a nightmare, especially to Klingnons.

31. As Captain Picard would say this holiday season, “Make it snow.”

And believe me, there are a lot of Christmas cards that have him say this. This is the one I liked the best.

And believe me, there are a lot of Christmas cards that have him say this. This is the one I liked the best.

32. Klingnon women hurl heavy objects, Klingon men read poetry and duck a lot.

And yes, Klingnon women can be just as fierce as the men. Worf would know that better than anyone.

And yes, Klingon women can be just as fierce as the men. Worf would know that better than anyone.

33. Mr. Spock wishes you live long and prosper this Christmas.

Yes, I know I included it on a Christmas sweater already. But I couldn't resist putting this card on the post.

Yes, I know I included it on a Christmas sweater already. But I couldn’t resist putting this card on the post.

34. Seems like Santa has come to help the Enterprise this season.

And this one shows that Santa's reindeer might be distinct lifeforms altogether. Wonder what happened to the Enterprise to get in this situation.

And this one shows that Santa’s reindeer might be distinct lifeforms altogether. Wonder what happened to the Enterprise to get in this situation.

35. Relive your favorite Kirk and Spock memories with this Christmas sweater vest.

Has ornaments of Kirk, Spock, and the Enterprise on a Christmas tree. Hope it helps the wearer to live long and prosper.

Has ornaments of Kirk, Spock, and the Enterprise on a Christmas tree. Hope it helps the wearer to live long and prosper.

36. For Spock Christmas is always live long and presents.

After all, Christmas is a time for presents. Still, this one is quite cute.

After all, Christmas is a time for presents, logically speaking. Still, this one is quite cute.

37. Now you can have an ugly Christmas sweater of the Enterprise in 3 different colors.

Available in red, green, and white. The white one has a red and green design. Still, you know what happens if you get the red one.

Available in red, green, and white. The white one has a red and green design. Still, you know what happens if you get the red one.

38. This Christmas Captain Picard consults the Captain’s Yule Log.

And it seems like his yule log is a Hostess Ho Ho. Okay, let the Captain have his treat, shall we?

And it seems like his yule log is a Hostess Ho Ho. Okay, let the Captain have his treat, shall we?

39. Wish your loved one a “Merry Trekmas” with these cards.

Consists of a Klingnon Christmas tree, Santa hat Starfleet insignia, and a Starlfeet insignia pulled by reindeer. A very Trekkie way to wish your loved ones well.

Consists of a Klingon Christmas tree, Santa hat Starfleet insignia, and a Starlfeet insignia pulled by reindeer. A very Trekkie way to wish your loved ones well.

40. Nothing makes your Trekmas tree complete like a Star Trek tree skirt.

This one has all the spacecraft and insignia related to the shows. For a Trekkie to resist this one is futile.

This one has all the spacecraft and insignia related to the shows. For a Trekkie to resist this one is futile.

41. These TNG insignia baubles come glittering on your tree.

Come in 4 different types as you see here. Consists of gold, blue, teal, and red.

Come in 4 different types as you see here. Consists of gold, blue, teal, and red.

42. As this ugly Christmas sweater says, “Trek yourself before you wreck yourself!”

This one even features Spock with a Santa hat. Like silver tinsel trimmings, too.

This one even features Spock with a Santa hat. Like silver tinsel trimmings, too.

43. Santa receives a letter and present from Captain James T. Kirk of the Enterprise.

Unfortunately, Santa received a ton of tribbles and a request not to send the Enterpise any. And you can't argue with Jim on this one. But poor Santa.

Unfortunately, Santa received a ton of tribbles and a request not to send the Enterpise any. And you can’t argue with Jim on this one. But poor Santa.

44. Fans of Worf will surely appreciate this Christmas sweater.

Sure it may say "Merry Christmas" in Klingnon. But Worf is not a merry man.

Sure it may say “Merry Christmas” in Klingon. But Worf is not a merry man.

45. Send your loved ones these Star Trek cards this Christmas to Trek the halls.

This set is from the original series. Like the one depicting Dr. McCoy as Santa. Since he makes one grumpy St. Nick.

This set is from the original series. Like the one depicting Dr. McCoy as Santa. Since he makes one grumpy St. Nick.

46. Grace your Christmas tree this year with this Borg cube ornament.

Because nothing says Christmas like a cube that's home to a race that assimilates people into their ranks and tries to destroy everything. Seriously, the Borg are among the most vile Star Trek bad guys for a reason.

Because nothing says Christmas like a cube that’s home to a race that assimilates people into their ranks and tries to destroy everything. Seriously, the Borg are among the most vile Star Trek bad guys for a reason.

47. Those who wish to celebrate Khristmas as the original Klingons did may enjoy this book.

This is a parody of how Klingnons celebrate Christmas. And yes, it includes bad kids receiving tribbles from Santa instead of coal.

This is a parody of how Klingons celebrate Christmas. And yes, it includes bad kids receiving tribbles from Santa instead of coal.

48. “O, Trekkie tree, O, Trekkie tree…”

Yes, this is the ultimate Trekkie Christmas tree for any fan. Even has a star of the Enterprise on top.

Yes, this is the ultimate Trekkie Christmas tree for any fan. Even has a star of the Enterprise on top.

49. Nothing makes Trekmas memorable like these Starfleet raven ornaments.

I know this is a highly illogical Star Trek Christmas decoration. No, I don't see the meaning behind these either.

I know this is a highly illogical Star Trek Christmas decoration. No, I don’t see the meaning behind these either.

50. Make Trekmas yours by hanging a stocking of the Enterprise.

Yes, they actually have this. Hope you can get gifts like Klingon weapons or a book of Vulcan mind tricks.

Yes, they actually have this. Hope you can get gifts like Klingon weapons or a book of Vulcan mind tricks.

51. As we all know, Santa always tries to merrily go where no man has gone before.

Here's Santa wearing outfits that correspond with a Star Trek series. The last one is Santa DS9.

Here’s Santa wearing outfits that correspond with a Star Trek series. The last one is Santa DS9.

52. The red shirt gingerbread man always gets eaten first.

Because we all know the drill on the original series. Gold shirt, blue shirt. red shirt, dead shirt.

Because we all know the drill on the original series. Gold shirt, blue shirt. red shirt, dead shirt.

53. Looks like Captain Kirk got a very special Christmas present.

And what do you know? A new captain's shirt. At any rate, he surely needed it. Since a lot of his get ripped apart.

And what do you know? A new captain’s shirt. At any rate, he surely needed it. Since a lot of his get ripped apart all the time.

54. Merry Christmas from Kirk, Spock, and Snow Bones.

This is a clay sculpture. There's Kirk as Santa and Spock as an elf. But to make Dr. McCoy a snowman? Jesus.

This is a clay sculpture. There’s Kirk as Santa and Spock as an elf. But to make Dr. McCoy a snowman? Jesus.

55. Always wish happy holidays from Star Trek with this keepsake box.

This has the Enterprise as well as a bauble as a planet. The bauble is also seen in different colors like the planet that's usually featured.

This has the Enterprise as well as a bauble as a planet. The bauble is also seen in different colors like the planet that’s usually featured.

56. Once again, it’s fair to say that red shirt gingerbread cookies don’t have a happy holidays.

This one has a leg off to its dismay. Yeah, red shirts on Star Trek don't come to a good end.

This one has a leg off to its dismay. Yeah, red shirts on Star Trek don’t come to a good end.

57. Have a Merry Trekmas courtesy of Starfleet.

This one has a green Starfleet insignia with a candy cane border. Hope it's minty fresh.

This one has a green Starfleet insignia with a candy cane border. Hope it’s minty fresh.

58. We should also understand that red shirt snowmen don’t fare so well either.

The red snowman is already melting by this point. Perhaps because it was neutralized by a heat laser.

The red snowman is already melting by this point. Perhaps because it was neutralized by a heat laser.

59. Merry Christmas from the United Federation of Planets and Starfleet Academy.

After all, though the United Federation of Planets and Starfleet Academy tries to respect the traditions of all planets, they usually let everyone have Christmas break off. Because, well, humans.

After all, though the United Federation of Planets and Starfleet Academy tries to respect the traditions of all planets, they usually let everyone have Christmas break off. Because, well, humans.

60. Remember, Starfleet officers, use the stocking that goes with your uniform.

If the original series was a guide, my guess is you wouldn't want the red one. Though it's the most Christmasy out of the 3.

If the original series was a guide, my guess is you wouldn’t want the red one. Though it’s the most Christmasy out of the 3.

61. Not to fear for TNG Christmas cards are here.

Once again, there's one for each character. Nevertheless, I'm kind of disappointed that they didn't include one of Miles O'Brien or anyone else from DS9 sans Worf.

Once again, there’s one for each character. Nevertheless, I’m kind of disappointed that they didn’t include one of Miles O’Brien or anyone else from DS9 sans Worf.

62. Nothing makes a Star Trek Christmas like this set of lights.

These have Starfleet insignia on the front and Kirk or Spock's face on the back. A must have for any Starfleet captain.

These have Starfleet insignia on the front and Kirk or Spock’s face on the back. A must have for any Starfleet captain or science officer.

63. As a Christmas tree topper, angel Spock is a most logical choice.

However, it's all nice until you think about how Spock died of radiation poisoning in The Wrath of Khan. Then it's kind of disturbing.

However, it’s all nice until you think about how Spock died of radiation poisoning in The Wrath of Khan. Then it’s kind of disturbing.

64. Fans of the original Star Trek will enjoy this disc light set for their tree.

Features Kirk, Spock, Uhura, and Sulu. But a must have for any Trekkie.

Features Kirk, Spock, Uhura, McCoy, and Sulu. But a must have for any Trekkie.

65. Celebrate Christmas the logical way with this Spock hat.

Note that it's blue with pointy ears since Spock is a Vulcan science officer. Still, a great Trek twist of the season.

Note that it’s blue with pointy ears since Spock is a Vulcan science officer. Still, a great Trek twist of the season.

66. This Christmas tree features Starfleet’s finest.

This one features Hallmark keepsake ornaments of your favorite Star Trek characters. Also, includes the ships.

This one features Hallmark keepsake ornaments of your favorite Star Trek characters. Also, includes the ships.

67. Keep warm this holiday season in the galaxy with these ugly Star Trek leggings.

It's sure to match with any Star Trek ugly Christmas sweater. Great for withstanding the cold in the vastness of space.

It’s sure to match with any Star Trek ugly Christmas sweater. Great for withstanding the cold in the vastness of space.

68. Nobody could ever escape the Wreath of Khan.

Yes, I put up a wreath of Khan before. But this one is in Christmas card form, which I couldn't resist.

Yes, I put up a wreath of Khan before. But this one is in Christmas card form, which I couldn’t resist.

69. The Enterprise Project wishes you Seasons’ Greetings to boldly go into a new year.

Well, this is a real Christmas card from the Enterprise Project. I'm not sure what it is exactly.

Well, this is a real Christmas card from the Enterprise Project. I’m not sure what it is exactly.

70. Merry Christmas from Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock.

Okay, this is kind of disturbing and may push the envelope. And it's not because Kirk's Santa and has his chest bared for all to see.

Okay, this is kind of disturbing and may push the envelope. And it’s not because Kirk’s Santa and has his chest bared for all to see.

71. Not sure if this Christmas can relieve Kirk of all his tribbles.

I have to admit, this is a great ornament. Love the look on Kirk's face when surrounded by these little fur balls.

I have to admit, this is a great ornament. Love the look on Kirk’s face when surrounded by these little fur balls.

72. The Worfs would like to wish you a Merry Christmas.

Tragically, the Worfs' domestic happiness wasn't destined to last long. Because K'Ehleyr would later die and his son would later be sent away to his family on Earth. Sure he later marries Jadzia Dax but she dies, too.

Tragically, the Worfs’ domestic happiness wasn’t destined to last long. Because K’Ehleyr would later die and his son would later be sent away to his family on Earth. Their relationship hasn’t been the greatest. Sure he later marries Jadzia Dax but she dies, too.

73. Now you can have your own wreath of Khan on your Christmas tree.

I can go on with this wreath of Khan stuff all day. After all, that phrase is just in the Trek spirit of the season.

I can go on with this wreath of Khan stuff all day. After all, that phrase is just in the Trek spirit of the season.

74. Unfortunately, Santa Claus wouldn’t last long in the the original series.

For unless you're Scotty, there's a chance you probably won't last long. Santa learned the hard way.

For unless you’re Scotty, there’s a chance you probably won’t last long. Santa learned the hard way.

75. These wooden Star Trek ornaments will be a welcome addition to your tree.

Each of these feature stuff pertaining to Star Trek like the Enterprise and the Vulcan hand sing. Made by someone with possibly too much time on their hands.

Each of these feature stuff pertaining to Star Trek like the Enterprise and the Vulcan hand sing. Made by someone with possibly too much time on their hands.

76. Now you can hang your Starfleet approved stocking near the fireplace.

This one has Starfleet insignia on it. Yet, it's possible Star Trek crews hang their stockings above the fireplace in holosuites.

This one has Starfleet insignia on it. Yet, it’s possible Star Trek crews hang their stockings above the fireplace in holosuites.

77. Fans of the newer Star Trek movies will want these ornaments for their tree.

These are kind of weird looking if you ask me. I mean each of them has a head that's bigger than their bodies. Don't ask me why they exist.

These are kind of weird looking if you ask me. I mean each of them has a head that’s bigger than their bodies. Don’t ask me why they exist.

78. Fans of Deep Space Nine might enjoy these Hallmark Keepsake ornaments.

Yes, they have an ornament of DS9. Kind of wish they had more of the characters besides Worf and Sisko. Besides, Quark would see Christmas as a great opportunity for profit.

Yes, they have an ornament of DS9. Kind of wish they had more of the characters besides Worf and Sisko. Besides, Quark would see Christmas as a great opportunity for profit.

79. When far and wide this Christmas, this communicator ornament comes in handy.

Okay, it probably doesn't work. But they're so iconic that I couldn't do a Star Trek Christmas post without featuring it.

Okay, it probably doesn’t work. But they’re so iconic that I couldn’t do a Star Trek Christmas post without featuring it.

80. Dr. McCoy thinks Spock is out of his Vulcan mind.

To be fair, McCoy and Spock may clash from time to time. But they actually do care about each other. This is great though.

To be fair, McCoy and Spock may clash from time to time. But they actually do care about each other. This is great though.

81. Fans of the original series just have to put a green girl ornament on their tree.

For nothing keeps the spirit of the season like a seductive green girl Kirk can't resist. This is more so in the reboot movies.

For nothing keeps the spirit of the season like a seductive green girl Kirk can’t resist. This is more so in the reboot movies.

82. Worf knows that only fools have no fear.

After all, fear is sometimes a rational response to danger. Those without it are those to avoid. Worf knows this.

After all, fear is sometimes a rational response to danger. Those without it are those to avoid. Worf knows this.

83. Garak is only a plain and simple tailor on DS9.

Once you get to know Garak you realize he's not so plain and not so simple. He's also quite morally ambiguous but friendly.

Once you get to know Garak you realize he’s not so plain and not so simple. He’s also quite morally ambiguous but friendly.

84. Guess anyone would want a stocking like this aboard the Enterprise.

This one features Picard as Santa and LaForge with reindeer antlers. Guess they had a Christmas party before someone attacked them.

This one features Picard as Santa and LaForge with reindeer antlers. Guess they had a Christmas party before someone attacked them.

85. According to the Borg, you will be assimilated.

Just what I'd like to put on a Christmas tree. Nothing says Christmas like being assumed into an evil android race.

Just what I’d like to put on a Christmas tree. Nothing says Christmas like being assumed into an evil android race.

86. Bones always knows when a man is dead.

This is especially the case with red shirts. And explains why this ornament pillow is red.

This is especially the case with red shirts. And explains why this ornament pillow is red.

87. Odo sometimes oozes around the room.

I know what you're thinking. But please, understand that Odo's as shapeshifter who sometimes had to sleep in a bucket early on DS9.

I know what you’re thinking. But please, understand that Odo’s as shapeshifter who sometimes had to sleep in a bucket early on DS9.

88. If you like Star Trek, then you’ll just love these engraved glass ornaments.

As we all know glass is delicate. But still includes critical Star Trek insignia along with the Enterprise.

As we all know glass is delicate. But still includes critical Star Trek insignia along with the Enterprise.

89. Celebrate Star Trek’s 5oth anniversary this Christmas with this golden Enterprise ornament.

Yes, 2016 is Star Trek's golden anniversary year. But even this defies Spock's Vulcan logic.

Yes, 2016 is Star Trek’s golden anniversary year. But even this defies Spock’s Vulcan logic.

90. Spock always relies on logic to solve problems.

Well, he always tries to eliminate the impossible to get to the truth. Sometimes that's logic for you, especially in murder mysteries.

Well, he always tries to eliminate the impossible to get to the truth. Sometimes that’s logic for you, especially in murder mysteries.

91. With this Christmas sweater, you can give everyone a Vulcan hand sign.

Sure it may say, "Live long and prosper." And it's possible your relatives may not get it. But it happens.

Sure it may say, “Live long and prosper.” And it’s possible your relatives may not get it. But it happens.

92. As we all know, Captain always anticipates winter weather this holiday season.

As we all know, it is he who usually says, "Make it snow." And here he is holding a snowflake.

As we all know, it is he who usually says, “Make it snow.” And here he is holding a snowflake.

93. A Spock stocking is usually a logical place for Santa to put presents.

Yes, they have these, too, with Spock's famous catchphrase. I mean he's a very popular character which is fascinating.

Yes, they have these, too, with Spock’s famous catchphrase. I mean he’s a very popular character which is fascinating.

94. Having a Spock tree topper star always makes logical sense.

This is especially the case when it comes to honoring the late Leonard Nimoy. He's surely missed.

This is especially the case when it comes to honoring the late Leonard Nimoy. He’s surely missed.

95. This green Trekkie Christmas sweater is coming in at warp drive.

There's also a red one and a light green one, too. But I decided not to use the former for obvious reasons.

There’s also a red one and a light green one, too. But I decided not to use the former for obvious reasons.

96. This Starfleet ornament will help you Trek the halls with boughs of holly.

Speaking of holly, this even includes boughs of holly. Yet, the logo is in red and green in the spirit of the holidays.

Speaking of holly, this even includes boughs of holly. Yet, the logo is in red and green in the spirit of the holidays.

97. Keep cozy this Christmas with these Star Trek holiday sweaters.

Because you always need to keep warm when in the coldness of space. This is so even with the best galactic heating systems.

Because you always need to keep warm when in the coldness of space. This is so even with the best galactic heating systems.

98. Even Captain Kirk has his ugly Christmas sweater.

After all, he is the captain of the Enterprise in the original series. So that has to count for something.

After all, he is the captain of the Enterprise in the original series. So that has to count for something.

99. A Picard holiday sweater will always make it snow.

For he's a very avid fan of winter. Even though he'll have to experience snow at some winter planet or a holosuite.

For he’s a very avid fan of winter. Even though he’ll have to experience snow at some winter planet or a holosuite.

100. There’s nothing in the Trekmas season like a green ugly sweater like this one.

This includes the Enterprise, Starfleet insignia, a Christmas tree, snowflakes, and a row of red shirts. A great sweater for Trekkies everywhere.

This includes the Enterprise, Starfleet insignia, a Christmas tree, snowflakes, and a row of red shirts. A great sweater for Trekkies everywhere.

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Star Trek Treats from the Mess Hall

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While there’s not a lot of craft projects being made in Star Trek, there is a lot of talk pertaining to food. After all, Starfleet officers always need to eat somehow. And most of the time, a ship always has to have a mess hall unless you’re on Deep Space Nine. There, you have Quark’s Bar and Casino which is like Rick’s Cafe Americain in space. That or Mos Eisley Spaceport. Not to mention, there’s probably other places as well with some officers cooking their own food such as Commander Sisko who wouldn’t dare replicate his ingredients. Though spaceships on Star Trek tend to have some food, many would be lost if it weren’t for replication technology. Mess halls also have to account for resident aliens on the ship as well since they might prefer their food prepared differently than what humans are used to. For instance, while Captain Picard might prefer a lobster that’s already been in a pot, Worf would probably want to eat his while it’s still alive. And he might strongly prefer one from his home planet which might seem more menacing than its earth counterpart. This is where replication technology also comes in hand as well. Still, don’t ask me how it works. Nevertheless, outside the Star Trek universe, you have plenty of Trekkies who also have Trek themed parties with Trek themed treats. And this is where I come in. So for your reading pleasure, I give you Star Trek treats from the final frontier.

 

  1. Fans of the original series would enjoy these Star Trek cookies.
And it seems to consist of all the main characters. So adorable you'd just want to eat them up.

And it seems to consist of all the main characters. So adorable you’d just want to eat them up.

2. Those who enjoyed “Devil in the Dark” might like this Horta from chocolate crackles.

Yes, it looks disgusting. But it seems way less gross than what you'd see on the original show.

Yes, it looks disgusting. But it seems way less gross than what you’d see on the original show.

3. Any young Starfleet officer is always going to need what’s in their Star Trek tricorder bento lunch.

Well, a sushi tricorder, some meat balls, and an American cheese Starfleet insignia. Still, that tricorder looks like a work of art.

Well, a sushi tricorder, some meat balls, and an American cheese Starfleet insignia. Still, that tricorder looks like a work of art.

4. Starfleet jello shots always make great desserts.

Well, for adults 21+ anyway if they contain alcohol. But it consists of colors you'd find on the Starfleet uniforms.

Well, for adults 21+ anyway if they contain alcohol. But it consists of colors you’d find on the Starfleet uniforms.

5. These cookies with Starfleet insignia are surely bound to shine.

After all, they're made from stars and decorated with icing. Kind of clever if you think of it.

After all, they’re made from stars and decorated with icing. Kind of clever if you think of it.

6. When it comes to Captain Picard, always bake it so with these cookies.

Oddly, some of the cookies here say, "Bake it so." Also like the teapots on these, too.

Oddly, some of the cookies here say, “Bake it so.” Also like the teapots on these, too.

7. This Spock bento lunch is surely the logical choice.

After all, it has a cheese Spock over a sandwich. Still, it's nutritional content should allow your kid to live long and prosper.

After all, it has a cheese Spock over a sandwich. Still, it’s nutritional content should allow your kid to live long and prosper.

8. These cookies are a must have at any Trekkie’s baby shower.

Yes, I know they're professionally made. But the sayings on these are so funny.

Yes, I know they’re professionally made. But the sayings on these are so funny.

9. An Enterprise topped cake is great for any party that’s boldly going where no party has gone before.

Like the space motifs on this. Probably made by someone who's either a professional or has too much time on their hands.

Like the space motifs on this. Probably made by someone who’s either a professional or has too much time on their hands.

10. This bento gives a nutritious lunch for any young Starfleet cadet in your life.

Well, it's nutritious all right. Doesn't hurt that the sandwich is shaped like the Enterprise.

Well, it’s nutritious all right. Doesn’t hurt that the sandwich is shaped like the Enterprise.

11. No party on the Enterprise could ever be complete without cookies like these.

Since these cookies are of Starfleet officer insignia. Might not be for all alien tastes.

Since these cookies are of Starfleet officer insignia. Might not be for all alien tastes.

12. No Klingon bash can ever be complete without some Klingon rolls.

Since such bread makes an ideal side dish for a warrior. I'm sure Worf will be pleased.

Since such bread makes an ideal side dish for a warrior. I’m sure Worf will be pleased.

13. Resistance against this Borg cube cake is futile.

It even lights up. But it's presented at any Trek themed party, you will be assimilated.

It even lights up. But it’s presented at any Trek themed party, you will be assimilated.

14. Those who like the Doctor from Voyager will surely enjoy this cake of him from his sickbay.

This is especially if your name is Robert Picardo who played the guy. Interestingly enough, the guy initially auditioned for Neelix and add libbed during his audition for the Doctor. However, the Doctor on the show ended up becoming much more popular.

This is especially if your name is Robert Picardo who played the guy. Interestingly enough, the guy initially auditioned for Neelix and add libbed during his audition for the Doctor. However, the Doctor on the show ended up becoming much more popular.

15. At Star Trek parties, it’s not unusual for gingerbread men to be Starfleet security officers.

Because we all know what happens to them on planets in the original series. After all, there's a reason why a lot of them don' come back.

Because we all know what happens to them on planets in the original series. After all, there’s a reason why a lot of them don’ come back.

16. A cake like this is great for ensuring the Trekkie in your life to live long and prosper.

However, I don't think the Enterprise topper is edible on this. Still, cool that it lights up if you ask me.

However, I don’t think the Enterprise topper is edible on this. Still, cool that it lights up if you ask me.

17. On Starfleet, these jello shots seem well suited for any space vessel’s mess hall party.

Only for those 21+ if they contain alcohol. Available in 3 colors. Of course, those who get red shouldn't beam down to the planet for awhile.

Only for those 21+ if they contain alcohol. Available in 3 colors. Of course, those who get red shouldn’t beam down to the planet for awhile.

18. Nothing makes a Star Trek party like a Starfleet roll cake.

After all, it's patterned with Starfleet insignia. What's not a Trekkie to love?

After all, it’s patterned with Starfleet insignia. What’s not a Trekkie to love?

19. With these Borg cupcakes, you will be assimilated with frosting.

These are clever and adorable. Nevertheless, you don't say that about the Borg very often since they're among the most sinister Star Trek villains to date.

These are clever and adorable. Nevertheless, you don’t say that about the Borg very often since they’re among the most sinister Star Trek villains to date.

20. It’s very apparent that no Klingon could ever resist the taste of a pie from home.

Of course, I'm sure a real Klingon pie would be much more disgusting. However, I think this one is well made with the Klingon logo included.

Of course, I’m sure a real Klingon pie would be much more disgusting. However, I think this one is well made with the Klingon logo included.

21. Fans of the original series might enjoy this cake of a communicator.

Funny how that technology from the future is less advanced than my cell phone. Still, this cake bears a very close resemblance.

Funny how that technology from the future is less advanced than my cell phone. Still, this cake bears a very close resemblance.

22. Nothing brings a Trekkie party to life like these cookies of undead captains.

And I guess Captain Picard is holding his own head. Well, at least they got the uniforms right.

And I guess Captain Picard is holding his own head. Well, at least they got the uniforms right.

23. No Klingon party could ever be worthwhile without a cake like this.

Yes, this is a Klingon cake. Not sure what it's supposed to look like. Some fans might though.

Yes, this is a Klingon cake. Not sure what it’s supposed to look like. Some fans might though.

24. I guess any member of Starfleet celebrates their birthday with this cake.

Seems about right since it has the Starfleet insignia. Probably professionally made though.

Seems about right since it has the Starfleet insignia. Probably professionally made though.

25. If you’re a fan of the United Federation of Planets, then this cake’s for you.

This is pretty cool, too. Like how everything's lined in gold. Probably didn't come cheap.

This is pretty cool, too. Like how everything’s lined in gold. Probably didn’t come cheap.

26. Grace your Trek party with this cake of the captain on bridge.

This one is from the original series as you see here. But I'm sure any Trekkie would like it.

This one is from the original series as you see here. But I’m sure any Trekkie would like it.

27.  A gingerbread Enterprise is always said to shoot down candy cane laser beams.

Sure it's not for eating. But you have to admire how this Trekkie pulled this off. Very creative if you ask me.

Sure it’s not for eating. But you have to admire how this Trekkie pulled this off. Very creative if you ask me.

28. A great Star Trek cake always has to include Captain Kirk and Spock.

After all, these two guys are really best friends. And the art on this isn't too shabby either.

After all, these two guys are really best friends. And the art on this isn’t too shabby either.

29. This cake was brought to you by the United Federation of Planets.

And. boy, this cake seems to have a lot of detail. Probably made from some high end bakery in the galaxy.

And. boy, this cake seems to have a lot of detail. Probably made from some high end bakery in the galaxy.

30. Resistance against this Hello Kitty Borg cake is futile.

Never have I ever seen Borg assimilation look so adorable. That said, this is kind of disturbing.

Never have I ever seen Borg assimilation look so adorable. That said, this is kind of disturbing.

31. Looks like this Enterprise bridge cake is a bit bare.

Well, this is from Star Trek: Enterprise. But yes, it kind of looks gray if you ask me.

Well, this is from Star Trek: Enterprise. But yes, it kind of looks gray if you ask me.

32. Fans of Deep Space Nine can only dream of a cake like this.

From how it's detail, it's certainly professionally made. But it looks really cool.

From how it’s detail, it’s certainly professionally made. But it looks really cool, too.

33. Trekkies who like making money might enjoy a cake of a Ferengi.

The Ferengi aren't really good or evil because they only wish to make money. And they don't care where the cash comes from either.

The Ferengi aren’t really good or evil because they only wish to make money. And they don’t care where the cash comes from either.

34. For those holier than thou Trekkies, this is just the cake for you.

Yes, I know this cake might seem sacrilegious to some. But there are plenty of religious people who enjoy Star Trek and might find this awesome. So to each his own.

Yes, I know this cake might seem sacrilegious to some. But there are plenty of religious people who enjoy Star Trek and might find this awesome. So to each his own.

35. This Janeway cake will surely go well with the Borg cupcakes.

Okay, Janeway might not be the best Star Trek captain. But this cake is quite awesome if you ask me.

Okay, Janeway might not be the best Star Trek captain. But this cake is quite awesome if you ask me.

36. Red Shirt Oreos are always a hit at any Starfleet bash.

After all, they seem quite easy to make that they're almost expendable. Get it?

After all, they seem quite easy to make that they’re almost expendable. Get it?

37. Celebrate a young Starfleet officer’s birthday with this uniform cake.

This one is from Next Generation so you don't have to worry. In fact, many of the main cast from that show wears one and they usually return from the planet.

This one is from Next Generation so you don’t have to worry. In fact, many of the main cast from that show wears one and they usually return from the planet.

38. Any Trekkie dessert platter can’t be complete without these cookies.

These include a phaser, Starfleet insignia, Klingon insignia, the Enterprise, and the Vulcan salute. But they all seem well decorated.

These include a phaser, Starfleet insignia, Klingon insignia, the Enterprise, and the Vulcan salute. But they all seem well decorated.

39. A Horta loaf always goes well with a Starfleet biscuit.

Not sure what those gray things are. But this dish looks rather edible for some humans.

Not sure what those gray things are. But this dish looks rather edible for some humans.

40. A gingerbread communicator always makes a tasty Trekkie treat.

Unless if you're a gingerbread Starfleet officer. Then it's essential for getting in touch with the Enterprise. Just kidding.

Unless if you’re a gingerbread Starfleet officer. Then it’s essential for getting in touch with the Enterprise. Just kidding.

41. Remember, it’s always okay to be Takei.

Well, that's according to this bento. Those who know about George Takei's sexual orientation will sure get this.

Well, that’s according to this bento. Those who know about George Takei’s sexual orientation will sure get this.

42. Well, these Star Trek cookies seem like they’re happy.

Except good Spock and evil Spock that is. Also includes a couple of redshirts. I wonder why.

Except good Spock and evil Spock that is. Also includes a couple of redshirts. I wonder why.

43. Seems like something is bursting from this Starfleet cake you don’t see every day.

Guess this is a mashup of Star Trek: TNG and the Alien franchise. Where's Ellen Ripley when you need her?

Guess this is a mashup of Star Trek: TNG and the Alien franchise. Where’s Ellen Ripley when you need her?

44. Your guests will find it hard to not get greedy with these Ferengi ear rolls.

Okay, they may not bear a close resemblance. But I like this dish. So it goes on the post.

Okay, they may not bear a close resemblance. But I like this dish. So it goes on the post.

45. No Starfleet party dessert platter is complete without these cake pops.

Each one bears the Starfleet insignia. Comes in 6 types.

Each one bears the Starfleet insignia. Comes in 6 types.

46. What could Captain Picard do if he didn’t have scones with his Earl Grey tea?

Okay, he might not have scones with his tea. But if he did, these would be perfect.

Okay, he might not have scones with his tea. But if he did, these would be perfect.

47. Star Trek cupcakes like these are surely hard to resist.

These also consist of stuff you might find from the original series. Even a green girl and tribble. Adorable.

These also consist of stuff you might find from the original series. Even a green girl and tribble. Adorable.

48. This Trekkie cake is bound to be a chocolate lovers delight.

Since it has chocolate icing, chocolate chips, and M&Ms. And it looks so delicious as well as easy to make.

Since it has chocolate icing, chocolate chips, and M&Ms. And it looks so delicious as well as easy to make.

49. I guess this cake has phasers set to stun.

However, the uniform seems like it's from The Next Generation. So I'm a little confused.

However, the uniform seems like it’s from The Next Generation. So I’m a little confused.

50. This bento lunch will help any Vulcan kid live long and prosper.

Then again, Vulcans are vegetarians. But this is a great edible Spock tribute if you ask me.

Then again, Vulcans are vegetarians. But this is a great edible Spock tribute if you ask me.

51. Resistance to these Borg jello shots is futile.

The official recipe contains alcohol so it's for those 21+ only. However, I'm not sure if the Borg would eat these though.

The official recipe contains alcohol so it’s for those 21+ only. However, I’m not sure if the Borg would eat these though.

52. Fans of TNG’s “Conspiracy” episode might enjoy a plate of meal worms and parasite bread.

Don't worry, the meal worms are pasta. However, I do like the breaded crabs though. So creative.

Don’t worry, the meal worms are pasta. However, I do like the breaded crabs though. So creative.

53. For Worf, a dish of Klingon octopus is just the ticket.

Yeah, Klingon food looks like that but more disgusting. After all, Klingons eat their meat live and bloody.

Yeah, Klingon food looks like that but more disgusting. After all, Klingons eat their meat live and bloody.

54. Fans of the original series will find sugar cookies like these quite delightful.

Well, these consist of members of the main cast on Enterprise. And they're so adorable in frosting.

Well, these consist of members of the main cast on Enterprise. And they’re so adorable in frosting.

55. For fans of “Amok Time” this is the cake just for you.

Not sure if Kirk and Spock's fight scene is appropriate cake material. However, I understand that some Trekkies might not care.

Not sure if Kirk and Spock’s fight scene is appropriate cake material. However, I understand that some Trekkies might not care.

56. Grace your Starfleet dessert platter with a quality redshirt cake.

After all, it's most likely the most expendable Star Trek cake available. As I know what happens to redshirts.

After all, it’s most likely the most expendable Star Trek cake available. As I know what happens to redshirts.

57. Seems like this Enterprise boldly came with more meat than it did before.

I think this is an Enterprise meat sculpture. So unfortunately, it's not for eating and won't help you live long and prosper.

I think this is an Enterprise meat sculpture. So unfortunately, it’s not for eating and won’t help you live long and prosper.

58. Nothing makes a better addition to a Trekkie party than a gingerbread enterprise.

Yes, this is another gingerbread Enterprise. But this one is covered in icing while the last one wasn't.

Yes, this is another gingerbread Enterprise. But this one is covered in icing while the last one wasn’t.

59. Wish your guests to live long and prosper with this Star Trek cookie platter.

Comes with uniforms, Starfleet insignia, and Spock. And all cookies are covered in icing.

Comes with uniforms, Starfleet insignia, and Spock. And all cookies are covered in icing.

60. Of course, any Trekkie doctor is bound to enjoy this Dr. McCoy cake.

Yes, this is professionally made and some of the decorations aren't edible. But it's pretty funny and in the true Dr. McCoy spirit.

Yes, this is professionally made and some of the decorations aren’t edible. But it’s pretty funny and in the true Dr. McCoy spirit.

61. These Starfleet tarts are certain to make any Enterprise party a hit.

Guess they have 3 different fillings like strawberry, lemon, and blueberry. And are all shaped like Starfleet insignia.

Guess they have 3 different fillings like strawberry, lemon, and blueberry. And are all shaped like Starfleet insignia.

62. Guess this bento carries a phaser lunch set to stun.

Well, it contains a phasier sandwich and stars at least. But that's beside the point.

Well, it contains a phaser sandwich and stars at least. But that’s beside the point.

63. Andorian fans will definitely want these cupcakes at any party.

And these seem especially easy to decorate since they only require white icing and blue antennae. Not sure if the antennae are edible.

And these seem especially easy to decorate since they only require white icing and blue antennae. Not sure if the antennae are edible.

64. I bring a cake of the starship Enterprise boldly going where no cake has gone before.

I guess this cake was meant to display. But it seems someone couldn't resist to take a bite out of this thing.

I guess this cake was meant to display. But it seems someone couldn’t resist to take a bite out of this thing.

65. Wonder where the Enterprise is going on this cake.

I hope it's to a planet that's able to support some kind of life. But as far as the original show goes, you'll never know.

I hope it’s to a planet that’s able to support some kind of life. But as far as the original show goes, you’ll never know.

66. Anyone at Starfleet Command will surely approve of these cupcakes.

Because they come in all 3 uniform colors and have chocolate Starfleet insignia. But I like them anyway.

Because they come in all 3 uniform colors and have chocolate Starfleet insignia. But I like them anyway.

67. These Star Trek pancakes are part of a complete breakfast.

I guess someone spent too much time on these because they sure look like the characters. I don't know why such dishes even exist.

I guess someone spent too much time on these because they sure look like the characters. I don’t know why such dishes even exist.

68. As we all know, these Star Trek gingerbread cookies can’t be beat.

Let me guess, the one in the red shirt isn't Scotty. How was I to know that?

Let me guess, the one in the red shirt isn’t Scotty. How was I to know that?

69. A bento lunch like this is certain to be Starfleet approved.

Well, it consists of stars and the Starfleet insignia. But I think kids will be sure to love this.

Well, it consists of stars and the Starfleet insignia. But I think kids will be sure to love this.

70. Fans of Captain James T. Kirk should always have a cake like this.

For we all know that Kirk has rock hard abs. And once he gets in trouble on the planet, the shirt comes off.

For we all know that Kirk has rock hard abs. And once he gets in trouble on the planet, the shirt comes off.

71. At any Starfleet party, you can’t resist these cupcakes.

After all, they're chocolate and have the Starfleet insignia on them. Look so delicious.

After all, they’re chocolate and have the Starfleet insignia on them. Look so delicious.

72. Fans of TNG will certainly find this Data bento lunch delightful.

Of course, Data will probably won't eat this because he's an android. But this is quite cute.

Of course, Data will probably won’t eat this because he’s an android. But this is quite cute.

73. I guess this cake seems to come with its own scanner.

This one has to be from TNG due to the uniform style. Then again, I'm not sure what that gadget is.

This one has to be from TNG due to the uniform style. Then again, I’m not sure what that gadget is.

74. An Enterprise cake like this is sure to make a fine centerpiece at any Starfleet party.

Well, this looks quite intricately decorated. But it took a lot of time on someone's hands at the bakery.

Well, this looks quite intricately decorated. But it took a lot of time on someone’s hands at the bakery.

75. This 3 layer Borg cake is said to be impossible to resist.

Because resistance to this cake is futile. We know since Captain Picard learned the hard way.

Because resistance to this cake is futile. We know since Captain Picard learned the hard way.

76. Klingon fans would be delighted if a dessert platter contained a cake of a Klingon bird of prey.

That is a cake of a Klingon ship. Best to board this with caution since we know what Klingons are like.

That is a cake of a Klingon ship. Best to board this with caution since we know what Klingons are like.

77. Guess this bridge cake is from the Next Generation.

And it seems to have more people on the bridge than some of the other bridge cakes. Wonder why that is.

And it seems to have more people on the bridge than some of the other bridge cakes. Wonder why that is.

78. Fans of Deep Space Nine might also enjoy a cake of The Defiant.

Well, this kid seems to. Still, I know it's not a classy ship like the Enterprise. But it doesn't have to be.

Well, this kid seems to. Still, I know it’s not a classy ship like the Enterprise. But it doesn’t have to be.

79. Seems like that Star Trek alien dog has a treat of its own, too.

And it seems to bear a rather close resemblance. Still, there weren't a lot of good special effects during the 1960s. They had to make do with what they had.

And it seems to bear a rather close resemblance. Still, there weren’t a lot of good special effects during the 1960s. They had to make do with what they had.

80. Let’s see how this Voyager cake stacks against the Borg Cube.

Well, they apparently seem to be the same size. Guess these two cakes were for a big party.

Well, they apparently seem to be the same size. Guess these two cakes were for a big party.

81. In this part of galaxy nobody could resist these tribble bites.

Because these are bound to cause trouble. However, Klingons are known not to like them.

Because these are bound to cause trouble. However, Klingons are known not to like them.

82. A Star Trek cake like this is said to be a Trekkie’s dessert delight.

Contains the Enterprise, the Vulcan salute, and the 3 Starfleet uniform colors. What more can a Trekkie want?

Contains the Enterprise, the Vulcan salute, and the 3 Starfleet uniform colors. What more can a Trekkie want?

83. These Star Trek cookies are sure to please at any party.

These seem to be based on the original series. Nevertheless, they seem so adorable an almost impossible to resist.

These seem to be based on the original series. Nevertheless, they seem so adorable an almost impossible to resist.

84. When it comes to Star Trek parties, you can’t go wrong with a cake and these cupcakes.

Well, these tend to be more or less inspired by the reboot movies. But at least the cake has Kirk and Spock together.

Well, these tend to be more or less inspired by the reboot movies. But at least the cake has Kirk and Spock together.

85. This pull away cupcake cake is brought to you by a bakery in Starfleet.

Yes, I know I have a lot of cakes on this post. But sometimes you have to make do with what you have.

Yes, I know I have a lot of cakes on this post. But sometimes you have to make do with what you have.

86. Well, at least this cake has a Stardate.

However, I'm not sure what this means. Not sure how they come up with these things in Star Trek.

However, I’m not sure what this means. Not sure how they come up with these things in Star Trek.

87. This Enterprise bento will sure make your kid the envy of other Starfleet cadets.

This one also has an Enterprise sandwich as well as stars. But it doesn't seem as thick as the last one I put on this post.

This one also has an Enterprise sandwich as well as stars. But it doesn’t seem as thick as the last one I put on this post.

88. Guess this starship wants to blow up the Borg cube.

However, I'm not sure if that ship will have any success. Because under the Borg, resistance is futile.

However, I’m not sure if that ship will have any success. Because under the Borg, resistance is futile.

89. These gingerbread Star Trek cookies will surely rock any party at Starfleet Command.

Well, these do tend to have a real homey feel to them. And don't seem to take too much icing.

Well, these do tend to have a real homey feel to them. And don’t seem to take too much icing.

90. A Star Trek bento like this may wish you to live long and prosper.

After all, it says so on the sandwich with cheese. Still, it's quite creative.

After all, it says so on the sandwich with cheese. Still, it’s quite creative.

91. Shoe your love for your favorite Trekkie with this cookie platter.

I guess these cookies are professionally made and are from TNG. Still, they're quite sweet if you ask me.

I guess these cookies are professionally made and are from TNG. Still, they’re quite sweet if you ask me.

92. There are no better chocolates aboard the Enterprise than these candies.

Yes, these are Star Trek chocolates. And yes, some are sure to find them awesome.

Yes, these are Star Trek chocolates. And yes, some are sure to find them awesome.

93. Seems like this cake really reaches for the stars.

Well, it seems to be the Enterprise surrounded by space, the final frontier. Not sure if the Enterprise is edible on this though.

Well, it seems to be the Enterprise surrounded by space, the final frontier. Not sure if the Enterprise is edible on this though.

94. When you can’t get an Enterprise cake, a shuttle one would do just as well.

And this seems like a rather nice cake. However, you don't really see the shuttles on the show very often since they tend to beam up a lot in the transporter.

And this seems like a rather nice cake. However, you don’t really see the shuttles on the show very often since they tend to beam up a lot in the transporter.

95. When it comes to Enterprise cakes, nothing beats homemade.

And it seems like whoever made this, did a very good job. Like the icing detail.

And it seems like whoever made this, did a very good job. Like the icing detail.

96. A redshirt cupcake is always easy to make.

So easy that they always seem expendable at parties. Of course, I think these might be from Next Generation. But you see what I mean.

So easy that they always seem expendable at parties. Of course, I think these might be from Next Generation. But you see what I mean.

97. I guess a cake like this encourages one to boldly go where no man has gone before.

It might be made from a sheet cake, but it's quite clever. Of course, you know the rest of that sentence.

It might be made from a sheet cake, but it’s quite clever. Of course, you know the rest of that sentence.

98. Fans of the Next Generation might enjoy this set of cupcakes.

Well, TNG wasn't the best Star Trek series. But these cupcaeks are so cute. Like Data with his cat.

Well, TNG wasn’t the best Star Trek series. But these cupcaeks are so cute. Like Data with his cat.

99. This set of cookies was made especially for Mr. Sulu.

George Takei received these cookies for his 75th birthday from a bakery. Quite nice of them since I found this on Pinterest.

George Takei received these cookies for his 75th birthday from a bakery. Quite nice of them since I found this on Pinterest.

100. Finally, I’m sure no officers has seen cupcakes like these at Starfleet.

These use buttercream icing by the way. And they're all in 3 different colors, too.

These use buttercream icing by the way. And they’re all in 3 different colors, too.

Star Trek Craft Projects from Garak’s Clothiers

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As with any franchise with a large fandom, you have some fans who are perfectly content with buying merchandise from large companies seeking to make a profit. And then you have the devotees who wish to make stuff to show their love in their art. Trekkies are no different. Still, in the Star Trek universe while you don’t really have people making stuff, you have Garak’s Clothiers from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Well, let’s just say Garak is the only guy in the franchise who does something that comes close to doing craft projects. After all, he calls himself a tailor by trade and is sees doing some alterations. However, he also does some work on the side and since he’s a Cardassian and friends with Dr. Bashir, you can’t really tell what side he’s on. After all, he did tell Dr. Bashir that he wanted him to come to see him for a new suit at a specified time so he could hear him conversing with two really scary Klingon women. Nevertheless, you have plenty of Trekkies who make craft projects that you might see on Etsy or Pinterest at one time or another. Some of these could be irresistibly adorable. Others, well, might make you wonder what were they thinking. So for your galactic reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of Star Trek craft projects.

 

  1. Show your love for Star Trek with this stained glass window.
Well, this sure makes you want to set your phasers to stunning. Because it sure is.

Well, this sure makes you want to set your phasers to stunning. Because it sure is.

2. Make your plants grow boldly like no plant has grown before with this Enterprise flower pot.

Of course, the only way you could really do that is also add some Miracle Gro. But you get what I'm saying.

Of course, the only way you could really do that is also add some Miracle Gro. But you get what I’m saying.

3. Is Spock had a sampler in his cabin, it would say “Live Long and Prosper.”

However, this one includes characters from the original show and The Next Generation. But this is kind of cute.

However, this one includes characters from the original show and The Next Generation. But this is kind of cute.

4. Start your day logically by getting a cup a joe from your very own Spock mug.

Not sure if Spock drinks coffee. But I think this is logically clever if you get my drift. Fascinating.

Not sure if Spock drinks coffee. But I think this is logically clever if you get my drift. Fascinating.

5. Now you can cuddle up with your very own amigurumi Kirk and Spock.

Can't tell which one is cuter. But these are both so adorable as their friendship on the show.

Can’t tell which one is cuter. But these are both so adorable as their friendship on the show.

6. According to what this sampler says, “Adopt a Tribble.”

Then again, it's probably not good advice. Because tribbles have voracious appetites and multiply like crazy.

Then again, it’s probably not good advice. Because tribbles have voracious appetites and multiply like crazy.

7. Of course, couldn’t do a craft post without a wooden Enterprise.

Sure it's only a model. But it's certainly well varnished that you wonder whether the ship has a wood shop.

Sure it’s only a model. But it’s certainly well varnished that you wonder whether the ship has a wood shop.

8. Nothing makes a Trekkie room better than this themed dresser.

Has drawers of 5 different colors. Probably made by some Trekkie with too much time on their hands. But that's just my theory.

Has drawers of 5 different colors. Probably made by some Trekkie with too much time on their hands. But that’s just my theory.

9. If you liked Geordi LaForge from The Next Generation, then you’ll enjoy this handmade visor.

You can either wear this or put it on display. But it still looks quite cool if you ask me.

You can either wear this or put it on display. But it still looks quite cool if you ask me.

10. This sampler is for the ultimate Trekkie who has everything.

This one features the original cast as well as the words you hear from Kirk in the theme. Has a lot of detail as you see.

This one features the original cast as well as the words you hear from Kirk in the theme. Has a lot of detail as you see.

11. For Vulcan ears, it doesn’t hurt to have them crocheted.

Doesn't have a logical look to it. But I'll let this slide since they're quite clever.

Doesn’t have a logical look to it. But I’ll let this slide since they’re quite clever.

12. Raise a toast on the Enterprise with these Starfleet wine glasses.

I guess these are from the Next Generation so I can't joke about Red Shirts. Still, they're wonderfully painted that Guinan will be pleased.

I guess these are from the Next Generation so I can’t joke about Red Shirts. Still, they’re wonderfully painted that Guinan will be pleased.

13. Keep yourself engaged and warm with this Captain Picard quilt.

Man, that really looks like him. Wonder how long it took to make that. Guess Sir Patrick Stewart would be proud.

Man, that really looks like him. Wonder how long it took to make that. Guess Sir Patrick Stewart would be proud.

14. Nothing goes better on your Trekkie couch than these Starfleet uniform fleece pillows.

I guess these feel fuzzy. However, once the red one leaves the couch, it never comes back.

I guess these feel fuzzy. However, once the red one leaves the couch, it never comes back.

15. As we all know, Picard loves his Earl Grey tea that someone made a sampler.

Yes, this is related to Star Trek. Because that's how Picard orders his tea since he likes it hot.

Yes, this is related to Star Trek. Because that’s how Picard orders his tea since he likes it hot.

16. In case you forget, this sampler provides a guide for Starfleet uniforms in the original series.

Remember that gold = command, blue = science, and red = doomed unless you're Scotty or Uhura. Well, at least when they beam down to the planet.

Remember that gold = command, blue = science, and red = doomed unless you’re Scotty or Uhura. Well, at least when they beam down to the planet.

17. Bajoran fans of Deep Space Nine might like an earpiece like this.

Of course, they're only sold one at a time. And aren't recommended for those with delicate ears. But yes, the Bajoran wear earpieces like the one you see here.

Of course, they’re only sold one at a time. And aren’t recommended for those with delicate ears. But yes, the Bajoran wear earpieces like the one you see here.

18. In colder weather, a crocheted Spock hat is a logical choice.

You can tell it's a Vulcan hat because of the ears. Still, wear this when it makes logical sense.

You can tell it’s a Vulcan hat because of the ears. Still, wear this when it makes logical sense.

19. A Star Trek mobile with rainbow Enterprise ships always make a great ceiling decoration.

Because I'm not sure if it's appropriate for a crib height wise. Nevertheless, I like the purple one the best.

Because I’m not sure if it’s appropriate for a crib height wise. Nevertheless, I like the purple one the best.

20. Of course, we all know what a Trekkie says when they walk into a bar…

Yeah, that's about it. Even though Kirk never really said, "Beam me up, Scotty" in the show.

Yeah, that’s about it. Even though Kirk never really said, “Beam me up, Scotty” in the show.

21. Sometimes it helps to carry your things in your very own tricorder.

You know the futuristic technology you see Spock with that's now horribly outdated. Yeah, kids have calculators more sophisticated than that. Still, this is meant to be a replica purse.

You know the futuristic technology you see Spock with that’s now horribly outdated. Yeah, kids have calculators more sophisticated than that. Still, this is meant to be a bag you put on your belt.

22. Boldly go where no man has gone before with this crocheted Enterprise.

Well, it seems to resemble the ship if it was made in yarn. But I still think it's a worthy effort on the creator's part.

Well, it seems to resemble the ship if it was made in yarn. But I still think it’s a worthy effort on the creator’s part.

23. Of course, we should always pay respect to the dearly departed Starfleet security officers.

Here lies a Red Shirt known only to God. Because if we knew who he was, he wouldn't have been killed on that planet in the first place.

Here lies a Red Shirt known only to God. Because if we knew who he was, he wouldn’t have been killed on that planet in the first place.

24. No Starfleet crew member should ever be without their own mug.

Well, this seems official since it has the Starfleet insignia. Better drawing than I could've done that's for sure.

Well, this seems official since it has the Starfleet insignia. Better drawing than I could’ve done that’s for sure.

25. As we all know, sometimes Wesley Crusher really needs to shut up.

Thank you, Captain Picard, for doing us a great service by telling Wesley to shut up. That kid is annoying as hell.

Thank you, Captain Picard, for doing us a great service by telling Wesley to shut up. That kid is annoying as hell.

26. Protect your clothes from the elements of chemicals or food with your very own Starfleet uniform apron.

Never see people in the Starfleet mess halls wear these. Not sure why.

Never see people in the Starfleet mess halls wear these. Not sure why.

27. Grace your home with your very own Spocktopus embroidery sampler.

Yes, I know the image is illogical. But it's still kind of hilarious because it's illogical.

Yes, I know the image is highly illogical. But it’s still kind of hilarious because it’s highly illogical.

28. Never leave your home ship without taking your tricorder purse with you.

For an obsolete futuristic technology, that gadget does make a great purse design. Well, if you use the right colors anyway.

For an obsolete futuristic technology, that gadget does make a great purse design. Well, if you use the right colors anyway.

29. Carry your things with you in this Starfleet purse.

Yes, this is a Starfleet purse since it has the logo. Not sure how much it could fit. But I do like the shiny gold color.

Yes, this is a Starfleet purse since it has the logo. Not sure how much it could fit. But I do like the shiny gold color.

30. Any character from Star Trek: Next Generation can be quite cuddly as an amigurumi.

Then again, TNG isn't the best out of the Star Trek shows. since it gives screentime to some of its least likable characters. But at least this set includes Guinan and Q.

Then again, TNG isn’t the best out of the Star Trek shows. since it gives screentime to some of its least likable characters. But at least this set includes Guinan and Q.

31. Remember, Trekkies, you can never have enough tribble pillows on your couch.

Tribbles must be the easiest Star Trek creatures to make since they're just little puff balls. However, these cuties caused a lot of trouble on the Enterprise in one episode.

Tribbles must be the easiest Star Trek creatures to make since they’re just little puff balls. However, these cuties caused a lot of trouble on the Enterprise in one episode.

32. Looks like these ceramic cows are boldly going where no bull has gone before.

Yes, they made cow versions of Kirk and Spock. Don't ask me why. But neither has udders which you see a lot on male cows in cartoons.

Yes, they made cow versions of Kirk and Spock. Don’t ask me why. But neither has udders which you see a lot on male cows in cartoons.

33. These Starfleet pillows will go well on any Trekkie couch.

Well, as long as your couch is shiny bright orange. Then again, these would've gone great with any furniture from the original series.

Well, as long as your couch is shiny bright orange. Then again, these would’ve gone great with any furniture from the original series.

34. Protect your wooden table tops with this set of canvas Starfleet coasters.

Comes in 3 different colors. But each will protect your tables from drinks equally.

Comes in 3 different colors. But each will protect your tables from drinks equally.

35. This Star Trek quilt of the Enterprise is something any Starfleet cadet might want.

As you see, this quilt depicts the Enterprise from different views. Also, lists the main crew's names by rank.

As you see, this quilt depicts the Enterprise from different views. Also, lists the main crew’s names by rank.

36. No Starfleet should ever be without their own mosaic serving tray.

Like how it's done in mosaics and how it resembles the Enterprise. So pretty.

Like how it’s done in mosaics and how it resembles the Enterprise. So pretty.

37. As Mr. Spock says, always be a Vulcan, not a Vulcan’t.

Okay, he actually didn't say it. But it makes a great wall hanging nevertheless. Like his hand sign.

Okay, he actually didn’t say it. But it makes a great wall hanging nevertheless. Like his hand sign.

38. Protect yourself from hot metals in the kitchen with these crocheted Starfleet pot holders.

Come in 3 different colors. However, you'll probably use the red one the most since it's the color of security. Or maybe the least because the color also means expendable.

Come in 3 different colors. However, you’ll probably use the red one the most since it’s the color of security. Or maybe the least because the color also means expendable.

39. With this Star Trek quilt, you can snuggle up to the final frontier.

Has a lot of Star Trek icons and symbols here. And the squares are of 4 different colors.

Has a lot of Star Trek icons and symbols here. And the squares are of 4 different colors.

40. I’m sure this Spock quilt will certainly provide you some logical warmth.

And yes, it really looks like him. I'm sure the late Leonard Nimoy would be impressed by that patchwork.

And yes, it really looks like him. I’m sure the late Leonard Nimoy would be impressed by that patchwork.

41. You can’t logically go wrong with a Spock sampler.

Didn't know Spock could look this great in emboridery either. Really captures his essence.

Didn’t know Spock could look this great in embroidery either. Really captures his essence.

42. Keep warm like a Klingon warrior with your very own crocheted Worf scarf.

I'm sure Worf doesn't knit or crochet. But that scarf is a very good likeness of his sash he usually wears.

I’m sure Worf doesn’t knit or crochet. But that scarf is a very good likeness of his sash he usually wears.

43. Heard of a pot holder? How about a Spock holder?

Because holding a pot without it doesn't make much logical sense. Oh, well, it does if you use a different pot holder but you get the idea.

Because holding a pot without it doesn’t make much logical sense. Oh, well, it does if you use a different pot holder but you get the idea.

44. Keep your coffee warm longer with these crocheted Starfleet cozies.

Come in 3 different colors. However, not sure whether they allow coffee on the bridge. Or why it doesn't spill whenever the ship's hit.

Come in 3 different colors. However, not sure whether they allow coffee on the bridge. Or why it doesn’t spill whenever the ship’s hit.

45. Nothing makes your home more Trekkie than this Enterprise quilt.

This one depicts the Enterprise and only the Enterprise. Not sure if the red thing is a planet or a star though.

This one depicts the Enterprise and only the Enterprise. Not sure if the red thing is a planet or a star though.

46. When you’re sewing, it helps that you have a Red Shirt pin cushion that’ll keep your pins and needles secure.

Also doubles as a voodoo doll if you want. For obvious reasons. Yeah, the original show had a lot of red shirt security officers die on the planets for some reason.

Also doubles as a voodoo doll if you want. For obvious reasons. Yeah, the original show had a lot of red shirt security officers die on the planets for some reason.

47. Of course, even officers on Starfleet need to keep clean now and then. So keep clean with these designated soaps.

Come in 4 different colors. However, we do know what happens to those who use the red soap.

Come in 4 different colors. However, we do know what happens to those who use the red soap.

48. These peg people consist of the main crew of the original Star Trek Enterprise.

Yes, these are peg people of the original Star Trek cast. Or at least the ones people cared about.

Yes, these are peg people of the original Star Trek cast. Or at least the ones people cared about.

49. Boldly go where no cat has gone before with these Star Trek cat buttons.

I think these cats were from some noted artist who paints scenes with cats in them. I forget her name. But these are funny.

I think these cats were from some noted artist who paints scenes with cats in them. I forget her name. But these are funny.

50. You might know that the amigurumi crew of Star Trek: Enterprise can also be cuddly.

Okay, I know it doesn't consist of the whole crew because I don't see the British security officer who likes to blow things up. Nor do I see Porthos. But it's close enough.

Okay, I know it doesn’t consist of the whole crew because I don’t see the British security officer who likes to blow things up. Nor do I see Porthos. But it’s close enough.

51. This set of Star Trek nesting dolls comes so well together.

Includes Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Uhura, and Scotty. Not sure about the painting style though.

Includes Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Uhura, and Scotty. Not sure about the painting style though.

52. A Spock elephant’s memory is said to be astounding.

Because elephants have remarkable memory. Vulcan elephants have an astounding memory and sense of logic. So this Spock elephant should be superb.

Because elephants have remarkable memory. Vulcan elephants have an astounding memory and sense of logic. So this Spock elephant should be superb.

53. When it comes to cuteness, you can never get enough seeing Captain Picard with puppies.

I'm not sure what made anyone paint this. But I'm positive that at least one of my viewers will find this picture adorable.

I’m not sure what made anyone paint this. But I’m positive that at least one of my viewers will find this picture adorable.

54. For some members of Starfleet, nobody knows the tribbles they’ve seen.

Still, I think this sampler saying is brilliant. Since "Trouble with Tribbles" is such a great episode.

Still, I think this sampler saying is brilliant. Since “Trouble with Tribbles” is such a great episode.

55. On this sampler, whenever Picard makes a command, he makes it so.

This one seems more simple to create than some of the other ones. But that's Picard's most famous words.

This one seems more simple to create than some of the other ones. But that’s Picard’s most famous words.

56. When it comes to whales, the Data one has the most superior skill.

It's a Data whale because it's green like him in TNG. Still, it's adorable to say the least.

It’s a Data whale because it’s green like him in TNG. Still, it’s adorable to say the least.

57. For your Starfleet kitchens, these aprons are ideal.

Since they tend to depict Starfleet uniforms from TNG. Like the black bows on them though.

Since they tend to depict Starfleet uniforms from TNG. Like the black bows on them though.

58. This oven mitt will help you boldly get the roast no man has chowed before.

Well, at least this looks more like standard oven mitt than the one in the last post. This one just has Star Trek characters on it.

Well, at least this looks more like standard oven mitt than the one in the last post. This one just has Star Trek characters on it.

59. These Starfleet crayons would please any kid in the Alpha Quadrant.

Consist of Starfleet logos, the Enterprise, and Vulcan hand signs. But they seem rather well made for any Starfleet coloring book.

Consist of Starfleet logos, the Enterprise, and Vulcan hand signs. But they seem rather well made for any Starfleet coloring book.

60. With this pair of earrings, you can wish everyone to live long and prosper.

Yes, this pair contain the Vulcan hand sign. Not sure if any Vulcans have such earrings though.

Yes, this pair contain the Vulcan hand sign. Not sure if any Vulcans have such earrings though.

61. A necklace with a Starfleet pendant always makes a great gift.

Wonder if this was made by someone with too much time on their hands. Because it looks so ornate.

Wonder if this was made by someone with too much time on their hands. Because it looks so ornate.

62. With this lamp, you’ll be able to boldly go where no man has gone before in the dark.

Okay, not really but it's sure a cool lantern you can find on Etsy. Also makes a great outdoor decoration.

Okay, not really but it’s sure a cool lantern you can find on Etsy. Also makes a great outdoor decoration.

63. Starry, starry, night. Enterprise into the sky.

This is a Star Trek rendition of Van Gogh's Starry Night. Notice it's in space and not in a town. Yet, it's clever.

This is a Star Trek rendition of Van Gogh’s Starry Night. Notice it’s in space and not in a town. Yet, it’s clever.

64. Apparently, TNG peg people seem to have their own Enterprise.

Well, at least one that's made from wood and has wheels. But I think having the original crew instead would be better.

Well, at least one that’s made from wood and has wheels. But I think having the original crew instead would be better.

65. These Star Trek pillows will work wonders for anyone’s head.

Then again, they're probably used for decoration. Includes Kirk, Spock, and Uhura.

Then again, they’re probably used for decoration. Includes Kirk, Spock, and Uhura.

66. Keep your things together on your Star Trek with these Starfleet tote bags.

Come in 3 different colors as you see. And I guess they're from the Next Generation, too.

Come in 3 different colors as you see. And I guess they’re from the Next Generation, too.

67. These Star Trek amigurumi are as adorable as they are evil.

Well, this set doesn't seem to include evil Chekov or Sulu. But it does have Marlena as Kirk's squeeze. Still, it's them from a parallel universe.

Well, this set doesn’t seem to include evil Chekov or Sulu. But it does have Marlena as Kirk’s squeeze. Still, it’s them from a parallel universe.

68. For you Trekkies, celebrate your Hanukkah with this wooden menorah with lights.

Helps to know that Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner are Jews, too. Also like how Gorn's included.

Helps to know that Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner are Jews, too. Also like how Gorn’s included.

69. Your plant is guaranteed to grow logically with this Spock flower pot.

Well, as long as you give it plenty of sun and water, too. Not including that would be highly illogical.

Well, as long as you give it plenty of sun and water, too. Not including that would be highly illogical.

70. Those who like Voyager might adore them as amigurumi as well.

Sure it's not the best Star Trek series. But you have to admit, these are cute.

Sure it’s not the best Star Trek series. But you have to admit, these are cute.

71. Cuddle up on your couch with Star Trek pillows of Kirk and Spock.

Yes, Kirk and Spock have gotten the felt treatment. Other Star Trek characters received it as well according to Etsy.

Yes, Kirk and Spock have gotten the felt treatment. Other Star Trek characters received it as well according to Etsy.

72. Your money will be safe in these Starfleet change purses.

However, it's best not to keep any gold plated latinum in there. Well, at least when you're among the Ferengi.

However, it’s best not to keep any gold plated latinum in there. Well, at least when you’re among the Ferengi.

73. A sampler like this always calls for adventure.

Well, this looks rather well done. The Starfleet logo and stars look quite intricate and everything.

Well, this looks rather well done. The Starfleet logo and stars look quite intricate and everything.

74. This Spock pillow is a logical place to rest your head.

And here he is with the Vulcan hand sign. Guess rest is essential if you want to live long and prosper.

And here he is with the Vulcan hand sign. Guess rest is essential if you want to live long and prosper.

75. A Starfleet issued quilt is guaranteed to keep you warm from the coldness of space.

Well, this one is interesting since it's made from triangle pieces. Not sure if you'd want it on a fence.

Well, this one is interesting since it’s made from triangle pieces. Not sure if you’d want it on a fence.

76. These Starfleet necklaces are guaranteed to look great on any officer.

Comes in 3 different colors for each Starfleet shirt. However, those who wear the red one shouldn't beam down to planets.

Comes in 3 different colors for each Starfleet shirt. However, those who wear the red one shouldn’t beam down to planets.

77. Set your drinks on these quality Starfleet coasters.

Guess one's for black coffee and the other's for hot tea. And the Starfleet insignia looks different on each.

Guess one’s for black coffee and the other’s for hot tea. And the Starfleet insignia looks different on each.

78. This sampler will always help ensure you live long and prospurr.

Yes, it's a Spock cat sampler hanging. And yes, it's as adorable as can be. He even makes the Vulcan sign with his paw.

Yes, it’s a Spock cat sampler hanging. And yes, it’s as adorable as can be. He even makes the Vulcan sign with his paw.

79. When you’re on the go, these TNG finger puppets can always be with you.

While TNG is quite overrated, these puppets are quite adorable. Also, like how they're in an envelope.

While TNG is quite overrated, these puppets are quite adorable. Also, like how they’re in an envelope.

80. A laptop bag like this will help your computer live long and prosper.

Costs $186.00 on Etsy. But it sure looks well made to be worth every penny.

Costs $186.00 on Etsy. But it sure looks well made to be worth every penny.

81. These owl Kirk and Spock plushies are sure to be a hoot.

And here's the Spock owl with the tricorder. At any rate, these are surely creative and adorable.

And here’s the Spock owl with the tricorder. At any rate, these are surely creative and adorable.

82. A Starfleet charm bracelet looks great on any officer.

Has Starfleet insignia and beads in 3 different colors. So it will match any Starfleet uniform.

Has Starfleet insignia and beads in 3 different colors. So it will match any Starfleet uniform.

83. In case of a cold, this Starfleet kleenex box will give you the relief you need.

Well, as long as you fill it with tissues, no less. Also made out of wood by the way.

Well, as long as you fill it with tissues, no less. Also made out of wood by the way.

84. A hard drive Enterprise can certainly fly quite well.

Someone made this Enterprise from parts. Among them was an old computer hard drive. Clever.

Someone made this Enterprise from parts. Among them was an old computer hard drive. Clever.

85. Nothing can be more irresistible to the Federation than a Star Trek chibi set.

Includes characters from TNG and the original series. And yes, they're all equally adorable.

Includes characters from TNG and the original series. And yes, they’re all equally adorable.

86. No Trekkie home could be complete without a tribble rug.

Given that it's a tribble rug, this is probably easy to make. But at least the tribbles in your home won't multiply like crazy.

Given that it’s a tribble rug, this is probably easy to make. But at least the tribbles in your home won’t multiply like crazy.

87. A duct tape Starfleet wallet will always keep your cash secure.

Just make sure it doesn't fall into a Ferengi's hands. Since Ferengi are quite greedy and shouldn't be trusted with money.

Just make sure it doesn’t fall into a Ferengi’s hands. Since Ferengi are quite greedy and shouldn’t be trusted with money.

88. Keep your neck warm with this fleece Starfleet scarf.

I'm sure such a scarf like this will keep you logically warm. Well, at least at the neck anyway.

I’m sure such a scarf like this will keep you logically warm. Well, at least at the neck anyway.

89. A pillow like this is guaranteed to help you live long and prosper.

After all, it contains the Vulcan salute on it. So I'm sure it'll give you comfort in some way.

After all, it contains the Vulcan salute on it. So I’m sure it’ll give you comfort in some way.

90. As Captain Picard would say while baking cookies, “Bake it so.”

I have to admit, that's pretty clever to put on a Star Trek oven mitt. However, I'm not sure if Captain Picard bakes in his spare time.

I have to admit, that’s pretty clever to put on a Star Trek oven mitt. However, I’m not sure if Captain Picard bakes in his spare time.

91. When it comes to bead work, this Captain Picard portrait takes the cake.

Now that also looks quite like him. Didn't know you can master something like this with beads. Amazing.

Now that also looks quite like him. Didn’t know you can master something like this with beads. Amazing.

92. For those who need solace, these Star Trek prayer candles are just what you need.

Consists of Kirk, Spock, and Sulu. Made by some company on Etsy. Still, these are quite funny.

Consists of Kirk, Spock, and Sulu. Made by some company on Etsy. Still, these are quite funny.

93. This wooden Starfleet box is sure to keep your belongings safe and secure.

Well, it's probably more for decoration. But it's sure to go well with the red uniform.

Well, it’s probably more for decoration. But it’s sure to go well with the red uniform.

94. No Trekkie girl’s wardrobe could be complete without a Starfleet insignia skirt.

Sure it might not go with any Starfleet uniform. But I'm positive those at the Trekkie convention would love it.

Sure it might not go with any Starfleet uniform. But I’m positive those at the Trekkie convention would love it.

95. For Trekkies, home is always the Bridge.

Because on the Enterprise, most of the action happens there. Still, this is pretty cool.

Because on the Enterprise, most of the action happens there. Still, this is pretty cool.

96. A Spock pendant necklace is always a logical jewelry choice.

Helps that the Spock on this is painted. Also like the frame and chain.

Helps that the Spock on this is painted. Also like the frame and chain.

97. No female officer in Starfleet is well dressed without her Starfleet command earrings.

Comes in 2 variations. Available on Etsy. Nevertheless, so pretty.

Comes in 2 variations. Available on Etsy. Nevertheless, so pretty.

98. It’s only logical that you should have a Spock plate in a china closet.

Well, for display anyway. Not sure about him being surrounded by flowers.

Well, for display anyway. Not sure about him being surrounded by flowers.

99. Keep dry on the Enterprise with your very own Federation uniform towel.

Available in 3 different colors with the insignia embroidered. Will go well in an Trekkie bathroom.

Available in 3 different colors with the insignia embroidered. Will go well in an Trekkie bathroom.

100. Finally, while Kirk and Picard might drink different things, they both keep their beverages in a Federation mug.

Not sure if they have these any Starfleet mess hall. But you kind of think they should.

Not sure if they have these any Starfleet mess hall. But you kind of think they should.

Starfleet Approved Star Trek Merchandise from the Final Frontier

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Like any major franchise that attracts a wide range of popularity, Star Trek has always come with a line of merchandise. After all, Trekkies do consist of a viable market. And yes, there are plenty of Star Trek stuff you can imagine. Like space, Star Trek’s product range is infinite. Of course, this doesn’t mean you should buy a tribble any time soon. Because it’s a reason why certain pets are no longer allowed on the Enterprise. Sure Uhura may be a smart girl, but she shouldn’t have bought a tribble from a mysterious vender. Because tribbles breed like rabbits and eat like crazy. However, they don’t like Klingons. Nevertheless, these cute little parasites certainly help make a great Star Trek episode that’s among the most love. Still, outside the Star Trek universe, you’ll find plenty of ridiculous Star Trek gear in this side of the galaxy. And that’s where I bring you. So for your reading pleasure in the Alpha Quadrant, I give you some of the great products from the final frontier. Starfleet approved, I must say.

 

  1. For added buzz, try some Romulan Ale.
However, since it's an energy drink, it's about as bad for you in this universe as in Star Trek. It's even more harmful in Star Trek that it's been banned from the Federation of Planets.

However, since it’s an energy drink, it’s about as bad for you in this universe as in Star Trek. It’s even more harmful in Star Trek that it’s been banned from the Federation of Planets.

2. Now you can bake like Spock with your very own Vulcan sign oven mitt.

Of course, if you bake some treats with this mitt, you're certain not to live long and prosper. Still, you can't help but like this.

Of course, if you bake some treats with this mitt, you’re certain not to live long and prosper. Still, you can’t help but like this.

3. If you want to eat like the O’Briens you might prefer this Star Trek sushi action set.

Here the Enterprise serves as a sushi sauce dish. Not sure about the chopsticks though. But I think they're plastic.

Here the Enterprise serves as a sushi sauce dish. Not sure about the chopsticks though. But I think they’re plastic.

4. For finer diner, perhaps a bottle of Chateau Picard might suit you quite nicely.

This vintage is from a vineyard from 2267. Which is about over 200 years into the future.

This vintage is from a vineyard from 2267. Which is about over 200 years into the future.

5. For the Trekkie cat, resistance to a scratching post like this is futile.

Not sure if there are any feline fans of Star Trek. But this does have a scratch post of the Enterprise and a Klingon ship.

Not sure if there are any feline fans of Star Trek. But this does have a scratch post of the Enterprise and a Klingon ship.

6. When Worf needs to open an envelope, he uses a Bat’leth opener.

Wait a minute, wouldn't they use e-mail or something more sophisticated in the future? I thought so.

Wait a minute, wouldn’t they use e-mail or something more sophisticated in the future? I thought so.

7. As far as bath toys are concerned, this Spock rubber duckie is a logical choice.

Yes, I know it's not logical to depict Spock as a cute bath toy. But hey, this is kind of adorable.

Yes, I know it’s not logical to depict Spock as a cute bath toy. But hey, this is kind of adorable.

8. Learn how to make your own Star Trek costumes with this book.

The costumes in my last post seem more convincing than this. Besides, these look pretty lame compared to what you'd see at a Trekkie convention.

The costumes in my last post seem more convincing than this. Besides, these look pretty lame compared to what you’d see at a Trekkie convention.

9. Put your night to a logical start by wearing a Spock thong.

Really? A Spock thong? Seriously, that's one of the most illogical things you can put Spock's face on. A Kirk thong would make more sense.

Really? A Spock thong? Seriously, that’s one of the most illogical things you can put Spock’s face on. A Kirk thong would make more sense.

10. Be the big guy on the bridge with your very own Captain Kirk chair.

It's a life size replica of Kirk's chair. So I guess this means it must be very expensive. Probably not worth it.

It’s a life size replica of Kirk’s chair. So I guess this means it must be very expensive. Probably not worth it.

11. Nothing makes a more appropriate mess hall utensil than a Star Trek spork.

Really, a Star Trek spork? This is a highly illogical dining utensil, especially if it doesn't come in a set.

Really, a Star Trek spork? This is a highly illogical dining utensil, especially if it doesn’t come in a set.

12. If you love the music from Star Trek, take a moment to listen to Leonard Nimoy’s album, Mr. Spock’s Music from Outer Space.

On second thought, to listen to his album you have to be out of your Vulcan mind. Even more so if you think Nimoy's music video on the Hobbit was anything to be taken seriously.

On second thought, to listen to his album you have to be out of your Vulcan mind. Even more so if you think Nimoy’s music video on the Hobbit was anything to be taken seriously. Yes, it’s that bad.

13. If you like TNG, celebrate the season with a commemorative ornament on your tree of Captain Picard’s assimilation.

Because nothing depicts the joy of Christmas like a beloved Star Trek captain being kidnapped and changed into a mindless cyborg killing machine. Seriously, Hallmark, this is really fucked up.

Because nothing depicts the joy of Christmas like a beloved Star Trek captain being kidnapped and changed into a mindless cyborg killing machine. Seriously, Hallmark, this is really fucked up.

14. Pon Farr cologne is the perfect fragrance to set you in the mood when the time is right.

Which for Vulcans is every 7 years when they mate. However, you really don't want to be anywhere near Vulcans when they're horny.

Which for Vulcans is every 7 years when they mate. However, you really don’t want to be anywhere near Vulcans when they’re horny. Makes me wonder when Spock and Uhura’s first time will be like in the new movies. Well, when Spock’s going through Pon Farr, anyway.

15. For galactic marshmallow fun, you can’t go wrong with a Star Trek marshmallow dispenser.

What the hell? Seriously, why would anyone have a marshmallow dispenser. That's ridiculous. Let alone one as a Star Trek tie-in product.

What the hell? Seriously, why would anyone have a marshmallow dispenser. That’s ridiculous. Let alone one as a Star Trek tie-in product.

16. Grace your tree this Christmas with an ornament of Spock’s farewell to Kirk from Wrath of Khan.

Because nothing brings out the joy of Christmas seeing Kirk and Spock saying goodbye before Spock sacrifices his life for the crew. Sure he gets better, but, Hallmark, is this an appropriate Christmas ornament? Really?

Because nothing brings out the joy of Christmas seeing Kirk and Spock saying goodbye before Spock sacrifices his life for the crew. Sure he gets better, but, Hallmark, is this an appropriate Christmas ornament? Really?

17. In the Federation of Planets, latinum is a general currency.

However, this is probably not real latinum and bound to leave Quark quite angry and disappointed. And this is a guy who takes his money seriously.

However, this is probably not real latinum and bound to leave Quark quite angry and disappointed. And this is a guy who takes his money seriously.

18. Cook some old Star Trek favorites with your very own Star Trek cookbook.

Not sure about having Neelix on the cover though his bad food has more to do with lack of ingredients than anything. Still, some recipes might make you feel like Alan Rickman in Galaxy Quest when he sarcastically remarks, "Just like Mummy used to make."

Not sure about having Neelix on the cover though his bad food has more to do with lack of ingredients than anything. Still, some recipes might make you feel like Alan Rickman in Galaxy Quest when he sarcastically remarks, “Just like Mummy used to make.”

19. When you think tomorrow will never come, try Red Shirt cologne today.

So if you're a Starfleet security officer assigned planet duty, try Red Shirt cologne. Because chances are, you're coming back.

So if you’re a Starfleet security officer assigned planet duty, try Red Shirt cologne. Because chances are, you’re coming back.

20. Nothing graces your china cabinet like a Star Trek Faberge egg.

Yes, this exists. Not sure what makes Star Trek appropriate for a Faberge egg. But I'm sure some rich Trekkie would buy it.

Yes, this exists. Not sure what makes Star Trek appropriate for a Faberge egg. But I’m sure some rich Trekkie would buy it.

21. Like Star Trek: TNG? Then check out these action figures of your favorite characters when they’re seniors.

The Farmer Captain Picard is especially hilarious because Sir Patrick Stewart is 75 and looks very much the same as he did then. Also, why do they have Data even age?

The Farmer Captain Picard is especially hilarious because Sir Patrick Stewart is 75 and looks very much the same as he did then. Also, why do they have Data even age?

22. For Andorian fans, here’s an action figure for you.

From The Robot's Voice: "The host of the 23rd century version of What Not to Wear, the Andorian can help you prep for your date with Captain Kirk or give you advice on how to handle a pissy Vulcan who is experiencing Ponn Farr. Unless he (she?) gets suffocated by some sort of pink fabric monster first. Or could all that pink on the figure just be inflammation of some kind? Better break out the space penicillin to be sure."

From The Robot’s Voice: “The host of the 23rd century version of What Not to Wear, the Andorian can help you prep for your date with Captain Kirk or give you advice on how to handle a pissy Vulcan who is experiencing Ponn
Farr. Unless he (she?) gets suffocated by some sort of pink fabric monster
first. Or could all that pink on the figure just be inflammation of some kind? Better break out the space penicillin to be sure.”

23. Nothing looks better on a formal suit than a pair of cufflinks depicting a logo for the United Federation of Planets.

Let me be frank, I don't think you'd be taken seriously with cufflinks like these unless you're at a Star Trek convention. Seriously, why?

Let me be frank, I don’t think you’d be taken seriously with cufflinks like these unless you’re at a Star Trek convention. Seriously, why?

24. Smoking Trekkies out there might like a cigarette case depicting the first ever Vulcan breast meld.

This has to be photoshopped. Otherwise, bad Spock. You're a really dirty Vulcan man, Spock. I thought you were better than that.

This has to be photoshopped. Otherwise, bad Spock. You’re a really dirty Vulcan man, Spock. I thought you were better than that.

25. Bake a pie out of this world with this Star Trek dish.

Instead of "Beam me up, Scotty," it says, "Eat me up, Scotty." Then again, I'm sure Scotty has an appetite for pastries and whiskey.

Instead of “Beam me up, Scotty,” it says, “Eat me up, Scotty.” Then again, I’m sure Scotty has an appetite for pastries and whiskey.

26. To impress the Trekkie in your life, these nipple pasties will sure please.

Well, I guess I know what the strippers are wearing at a Trekkie convention. Still, these are ridiculous.

Well, I guess I know what the strippers are wearing at a Trekkie convention. Still, these are ridiculous.

27.  No pizza night in the Alpha Quadrant is complete without a pizza cutter of the Enterprise.

Then again, the Enterprise does resemble a pizza cutter. Still, not sure what the pizzas on the ship would look like. Maybe I don't want to know.

Then again, the Enterprise does resemble a pizza cutter. Still, not sure what the pizzas on the ship would look like. Maybe I don’t want to know.

28. For a planetary golfer, this set will sure help their game.

Of course, you'll never see the red putter and golf balls again after use. Still, I think this is crazy. But I'm not a fan of golf.

Of course, you’ll never see the red putter and golf balls again after use. Still, I think this is crazy. But I’m not a fan of golf.

29. For Christmas, celebrate the spirit of the season with a commemorative Hallmark ornament of Kirk and Spock’s fight on Vulcan on what should’ve been his wedding.

Because nothing brings out the spirit of Christmas than your fiancee having you fight your best friend so she won't have to marry you. Of course, it would've been avoided if Spock just dumped her so she could be with the guy she wants.

Because nothing brings out the spirit of Christmas than your fiancee having you fight your best friend to the death so she won’t have to marry you. Of course, it would’ve been avoided if Spock just dumped her so she could be with the guy she wants.

30. Fans of “Menagerie” might enjoy this Captain Pike ornament on their Christmas tree.

Because nothing says Christmas like seeing a a guy in a wheelchair after he's been paralyzed and badly injured from an explosion. I don't know why the people at Hallmark thought this was a great idea.

Because nothing says Christmas like seeing a a guy in a wheelchair after he’s been paralyzed and badly injured from an explosion. I don’t know why the people at Hallmark thought this was a great idea.

31. If you like “The Man Trap,” then you’ll probably enjoy a Hallmark ornament of Kirk with the creature from that episode.

For nothing says Christmas like being attacked by a creature that seems to resemble a zombie Abominable Snowman. They're just hugging each other I promise (sarcasm).

For nothing says Christmas like being attacked by a creature that seems to resemble a zombie Abominable Snowman. They’re just hugging each other I promise (sarcasm).

32. Celebrate your galactic Christmas with this Hallmark ornament commemorating Kirk’s epic fight with Gorn.

For nothing says, "Peace on Earth" than being trapped on a planet and forced to fight a humanoid Godzilla like alien to the death against your will in a trial by combat. To be fair, this is a reason why "Arena" turns out to be an unintentionally funny episode.

For nothing says, “Peace on Earth” than being trapped on a planet and forced to fight a humanoid Godzilla like alien to the death against your will in a trial by combat. To be fair, this is a reason why “Arena” turns out to be an unintentionally funny episode.

33. Shirtless Kirk cologne is bound to make you feel like a man who’s just escaped with his life on a hostile planet.

For the male Starfleet captain who's beamed in the nick of time when in an extremely dangerous situation that he only escapes after his shirt's been ripped off his back. Dead red shirt security officers not included.

For the male Starfleet captain who’s beamed in the nick of time when in an extremely dangerous situation that he only escapes after his shirt’s been ripped off his back. Dead red shirt security officers not included.

34. For amusement, it’s said that there’s no better board game for warriors than Klingon Monopoly.

Uh, I'm not sure you'd want to see Klingons playing Monopoly. I guess the winner is the one who's left standing or is still alive.

Uh, I’m not sure you’d want to see Klingons playing Monopoly. I guess the winner is the one who’s left standing or is still alive.

35.  There’s no better beer for a Klingon warrior’s thirst after a battle than War Nog.

And let's hope that Klingons have a very high tolerance for alcohol. Because you really don't want to be near a bunch of Klingons if they're drunk. Or angry. Or horny. Or partying.

And let’s hope that Klingons have a very high tolerance for alcohol. Because you really don’t want to be near a bunch of Klingons if they’re drunk. Or angry. Or horny. Or partying.

36. Plan your trip to the final frontier with your very own Star Trek casket or urn.

Caskets come in 3 variations such as Klingon, Delta Quadrant, and United Federation of Planets. Still, I'm sure it's going to cost much more than a normal casket would.

Caskets come in 3 variations such as Klingon, Delta Quadrant, and United Federation of Planets. Still, I’m sure it’s going to cost much more than a normal casket would.

37. If you prefer a more Trekkie worthy sendoff, this photon torpedo coffin is just for you.

This was inspired by Spock's coffin that was launched in space after he died in Wrath of Khan. Still, I'm not sure if even a die hard Trekkie would buy this or afford it.

This was inspired by Spock’s coffin that was launched in space after he died in Wrath of Khan. Still, I’m not sure if even a die hard Trekkie would buy this or afford it.

38. Star Trek Fun Pix Eggo waffles are part of this galactic breakfast.

Eggo issued these in 2009 when the first reboot Star Trek came out. Of course, let go of Spock's Eggos or you'll find yourself on the receiving end of a Vulcan nerve pinch.

Eggo issued these in 2009 when the first reboot Star Trek came out. Of course, let go of Spock’s Eggos or you’ll find yourself on the receiving end of a Vulcan nerve pinch.

39. Any Star Trek fan is bound to want a limited edition of Star Trek Into Darkness Blue-Ray DVD with piece of a meteorite from the Nantan meteor shower in 1516.

From What Culture: "Now why wouldn't you take a 497-year old meteorite and carve it into a Star Trek symbol, and then glue it onto a DVD case for a one-off edition of Star Trek Into Darkness on Blu-Ray? Called the Meteorite edition, with a limited edition of one, this was given away as a prize win for Total Film magazine earlier in the year. It is bonkers. Next we'll have dinosaur bones carved into toothpicks to promote Colgate toothpaste. The meteorite itself fell in 1516 AD in the Guangxi-Zhaung province of China from the Nantan meteorite shower. It has to be the most ridiculous limited edition bonus item I've ever seen with a home media release. At least thankfully they didn't do a run of a thousand of these."

From What Culture: “Now why wouldn’t you take a 497-year old meteorite and carve it into a Star Trek symbol, and then glue it onto a DVD case for a one-off edition of Star Trek Into Darkness on Blu-Ray? Called the Meteorite edition, with a limited edition of one, this was given away as a prize win for Total Film magazine earlier in the year. It is bonkers. Next we’ll have dinosaur bones carved into toothpicks to promote Colgate toothpaste. The meteorite itself fell in 1516 AD in the Guangxi-Zhaung province of China from the Nantan meteorite shower. It has to be the most ridiculous limited edition bonus item I’ve ever seen with a home media release. At least thankfully they didn’t do a run of a thousand of these.”

40. As we all know Picard always loves his Earl Grey tea. Hot.

Nevertheless, they have a special Star Trek line for that. However, you can buy Earl Grey basically anywhere.

Nevertheless, they have a special Star Trek line for that. However, you can buy Earl Grey basically anywhere.

41. Find your own buried treasure with your very own Star Trek metal detector.

From The Robot's Voice: "Because being seen on the beach with a metal detector wasn?t cool enough, you really need to add the Star Trek logo to the equation. Seriously, if you like Trek, you’re going to be in reasonable danger of having sand kicked in your face by some tan, toned bastard anyways during any beach trip anyways. Carrying a Star Trek metal detector with you is like carrying a sign saying “please punch me and never stop.” If this was a potential beating detector, it would never stop bleeping."

From The Robot’s Voice: “Because being seen on the beach with a metal detector wasn?t cool enough, you really need to add the Star Trek logo to the equation. Seriously, if you like Trek, you’re going to be in reasonable danger of having sand kicked in your face by some tan, toned bastard anyways during any beach trip anyways. Carrying a Star Trek metal detector with you is like carrying a sign saying “please punch me and never stop.” If this was a potential beating detector, it would never stop bleeping.”

42. Entertain your Trekkie guests at dinner with this Star Trek: TNG murder mystery kit.

From The Robot's Voice: "Combining the nerdy pursuit of Star Trek LARPing with the arguably less nerdy pursuit of a murder mystery game isn?t exactly on the chocolate/peanut butter scale. Worse, since the game’s makers clearly thought all Trek fans had the emotional stability of a developmentally challenged child, it’s not even a “murder” mystery?some stupid orb from some stupid planet gets stolen, and players have to figure who did that instead. The most shameful part is the booklet (I admit I bought one)?it suggests that the character playing Worf attempt to do their own makeup."

From The Robot’s Voice: “Combining the nerdy pursuit of Star Trek LARPing with the arguably less nerdy pursuit of a murder mystery game isn?t exactly on the chocolate/peanut butter scale. Worse, since the game’s makers clearly thought all Trek fans had the emotional stability of a developmentally challenged child, it’s not even a “murder” mystery?some stupid orb from some stupid planet gets stolen, and players have to figure who did that instead. The most shameful part is the booklet (I admit I bought one)?it suggests that the character playing Worf attempt to do their own makeup.”

43. Explore the final frontier with your very own Star Trek Astro helmet.

This looks more appropriate for a bug costume.How this came to exist is one of those great unsolved mysteries.

This looks more appropriate for a bug costume.How this came to exist is one of those great unsolved mysteries.

44. Nothing graces your Christmas tree more than a Borg cube ornament.

For nothing shows the spirit of Christmas like a space craft that's known to turn people and aliens into mindless, killing cyborgs. Resistance is futile.

For nothing shows the spirit of Christmas like a space craft that’s known to turn people and aliens into mindless, killing cyborgs. Resistance is futile.

45. Those who liked Star Trek: Voyager might enjoy these figures of Species 8472 with Ensign Harry Kim.

From The Robot's Voice: "When not ripping off plots and supporting characters from Star Trek: The Next Generation, Voyager loved patting itself on the back for everything from the half-robot broad in the spandex to the thrills that came from Tom and B’Ellana’s domestic problems. This self-aggrandizing reached its apex in 1997 when the series presented Trek’s first-ever CGI villain, Species 8472. Hopes were high that the creatures would become as beloved as the Borg–who were quickly brought in as the alien race’s enemies in yet another shameless grab for ratings when no one cared about the new foe. These days, Species 8472 is a reminder of the glut of poor CGI that dominated late-1990s sci-fi. Released in a two-pack with a Harry Kim that is apparently covered in shit, the figure looks more realistic than the actual creature did. Not that that justifies its existence or anything."

From The Robot’s Voice: “When not ripping off plots and supporting characters from Star
Trek: The Next Generation, Voyager loved patting itself on the back for everything from the half-robot broad in the spandex to the thrills that
came from Tom and B’Ellana’s domestic problems. This self-aggrandizing reached
its apex in 1997 when the series presented Trek’s first-ever CGI villain, Species 8472. Hopes were high that the creatures would become as beloved as the Borg–who were quickly brought in as the alien race’s enemies in yet another shameless grab for ratings when no one cared about the new foe. These days, Species 8472 is a reminder of the glut of poor CGI that dominated late-1990s
sci-fi. Released in a two-pack with a Harry Kim that is apparently covered in shit, the figure looks more realistic than the actual creature did. Not that that justifies its existence or anything.”

46. Those who like Spock might enjoy their very own Spock helmet.

From The Robot's Voice: "After Spock lost his brain (in the single greatest Trek episode ever written), Captain Kirk made him wear this Brain Protector Helmet which had a siren in case anyone tried to steal it. Wait, that’s not right. This is actually just a phenomenally stupid toy that some cheap-ass toymaker decided to put Spock’s name on, and another easy way to make certain you get beaten up at school. However, we?d pay 20 bucks to see Leonard Nimoy put one on." I can't think of any logical reason why this exists. Someone must be out of their Vulcan mind.

From The Robot’s Voice: “After Spock lost his brain (in the single greatest Trek episode ever written), Captain Kirk made him wear this Brain Protector Helmet which had a siren in case anyone tried to steal it. Wait, that’s not right. This is actually just a phenomenally stupid toy that some cheap-ass toymaker decided to put Spock’s name on, and another easy way to make certain you get beaten up at school. However, we?d pay 20 bucks to see Leonard Nimoy put one on.” I can’t think of any logical reason why this exists. Someone must be out of their Vulcan mind.

47. Put your earthly remains in your very own Starfleet urn.

Guess these are for the die hard Trek fans who can't afford to have their ashes launched into space. Still, this is ridiculous.

Guess these are for the die hard Trek fans who can’t afford to have their ashes launched into space. Still, this is ridiculous.

48. For your galactic game room, you can’t go wrong with this Star Trek Into Darkness pool table.

Said to have LED lights. However, I'm not sure why anyone would want to buy this. And it's probably as expensive as hell.

Said to have LED lights. However, I’m not sure why anyone would want to buy this. And it’s probably as expensive as hell.

49. Those who want to go where no turtle has gone before would certainly enjoy a set of Star Trek Ninja Turtles.

I know I had these on another post from last year. But still, Star Trek Ninja Turtles seem as idiotic as they sound. Seriously, why?

I know I had these on another post from last year. But still, Star Trek Ninja Turtles seem as idiotic as they sound. Seriously, why?

50. For those who liked, “Mirror, Mirror,” this commemorative ornament of Evil Spock using mind meld on Dr. McCoy is a must have.

For nothing makes Christmas more special than using a mind meld on your friend as a form of torture in an alternate universe. Yeah, I don't know what Hallmark was thinking either.

For nothing makes Christmas more special than using a mind meld on your friend as a form of torture in an alternate universe. Yeah, I don’t know what Hallmark was thinking either.

51. Make it so with the lady Trekkie in your life with this Enterprise engagement ring.

On second thought, you're probably better off to engage with a standard ring. Just to be on the safe side.

On second thought, you’re probably better off to engage with a standard ring. Just to be on the safe side.

52. No Christmas in the Alpha Quadrant could ever be without Kirk and Spock nutcrackers.

Yes, these are Kirk and Spock nutcrackers. But their existence tends to defy logic other than the incentive to make money that is.

Yes, these are Kirk and Spock nutcrackers. But their existence tends to defy logic other than the incentive to make money that is.

53. Answer your own calls like a Trekkie with your very own Enterprise phone.

Yes, it looks cool. However, it looks like you could injure your arm picking up this thing. Wonder how you'd explain that.

Yes, it looks cool. However, it looks like you could injure your arm picking up this thing. Wonder how you’d explain that.

54. Please the Trekkie in your life with a set of panties from The Next Generation.

Well, at least in TNG, red doesn't mean expendable. Still, I know what you're thinking. These are ridiculous.

Well, at least in TNG, red doesn’t mean expendable. Still, I know what you’re thinking. These are ridiculous.

55. If you liked Riker from The Next Generation, then you’ll certainly like this Hallmark Christmas ornament of him.

Don't know about you but this looks as if Riker is seems like he's squatting down and about to take a shit. Yeah, I know it's hilarious.

Don’t know about you but this looks as if Riker is seems like he’s squatting down and about to take a shit. Yeah, I know it’s hilarious.

56. Want to sound commanding on the road, then these Star Trek car horns are just for you.

Now hearing the Star Trek theme from you will make it known to other drivers that someone cut you in traffic. Or that you're a jerk who likes to show off your geekyness to the world.

Now hearing the Star Trek theme from you will make it known to other drivers that someone cut you in traffic. Or that you’re a jerk who likes to show off your geekyness to the world.

57. Turn the lights down with this Star Trek Voice Activated Light Switch & Dimmer.

For those who like to imitate Picard's commands as well as are too lazy to use a light switch. Available at Klear Gear.

For those who like to imitate Picard’s commands as well as are too lazy to use a light switch. Available at Klear Gear.

58. Trekkies who like Peanuts will certainly adore a figurine of Woodstock Spock.

While he's logical to a fault, he only utters in lines. However, I'm sure Snoopy Kirk is bound to hump on any hot alien chick that moves.

While he’s logical to a fault, he only utters in lines. However, I’m sure Snoopy Kirk is bound to hump on any hot alien chick that moves.

59. Nothing makes a Trek Christmas like a Captain’s yule log.

I think it comes in a gift set. Still, looks like a chocolate roll covered in Easter M&Ms.

I think it comes in a gift set. Still, looks like a chocolate roll covered in Easter M&Ms.

60. Galactic rail enthusiasts would love to see Trek meat the tracks with this Star Trek train set.

By the way, this isn't a toy. It's a collectible. Yeah, I don't know what connection Star Trek has to trains either. A commemorative Harry Potter train set would make more sense.

By the way, this isn’t a toy. It’s a collectible. Yeah, I don’t know what connection Star Trek has to trains either. A commemorative Harry Potter train set would make more sense.

61. Tiberius cologne is sure to make you smell like a Starfleet captain boldly going where no man has gone before with the ladies.

As we know of Captain Kirk's reputation with the ladies. Side effects might include contracting alien STDs or unplanned pregnancy, especially for men.

As we know of Captain Kirk’s reputation with the ladies. Side effects might include contracting alien STDs or unplanned pregnancy, especially for men.

62. Sulu cologne is perfect for the man who does everything.

Of course, this doesn't mean he's going to get as much tail as Kirk on the Enterprise. But at least he'll have some skill with a sword.

Of course, this doesn’t mean he’s going to get as much tail as Kirk on the Enterprise. But at least he’ll have some skill with a sword.

63. Keep your money secure in the Alpha Quadrant with your very own Ferengi Savings bank.

However, if you're traveling through space, remember to never put your money in a Ferengi bank. Seriously, these guys are known for being greedy and you won't get your money back.

However, if you’re traveling through space, remember to never put your money in a Ferengi bank. Seriously, these guys are known for being greedy and you won’t get your money back.

64. Fans of Star Trek: Voyager are bound to enjoy this mutated Tom Paris action figure.

From The Robot's Voice: "Remember how Star Trek: Voyager‘s “Threshold” was recently voted by Topless Robot readers to be the stupidest sci-fi TV episode? Well, that televised groin punch also gave us this figure of Tom Paris. It’s unlikely that any Voyager fan was clamoring for a figure of a mutated version of the show’s most milquetoast character dressed in nursing scrubs, but they got it anyway. Devotees of the episode’s bullshit fish creatures will be filled with joy to learn that this toy also came with three of the baffling writer’s constructs as accessories."

From The Robot’s Voice: “Remember how Star Trek: Voyager‘s “Threshold” was recently voted by Topless Robot readers to be the stupidest sci-fi TV episode? Well, that televised groin punch also gave us this figure of Tom Paris. It’s unlikely that any Voyager fan was clamoring for a figure of a mutated version of the show’s most milquetoast character dressed in nursing scrubs, but they got it anyway. Devotees of the episode’s bullshit fish creatures will be filled with joy to learn that this toy also came with three of the baffling writer’s constructs as accessories.”

65. Descend to the planet with this parachuting Spock action figure.

From The Robot's Voice: "For those days when a Vulcan wants to jump from the Enterprise through a planet’s atmosphere, most certainly burning himself to a crisp, assuming the vacuum of space doesn’t make him freeze and implode first. Drugstore toy maker Ahi extended this line of parachuting figures to characters from Planet of the Apes too, which is equally baffling. Although if the PotA apes had parachute technology, they’d be even more deadly, that’s for sure."

From The Robot’s Voice: “For those days when a Vulcan wants to jump from the Enterprise through a planet’s atmosphere, most certainly burning himself to a crisp, assuming the vacuum of space doesn’t make him freeze and implode first. Drugstore toy maker Ahi extended this line of parachuting figures to characters from Planet of the Apes too, which is equally baffling. Although if the PotA apes had parachute technology, they’d be even more deadly, that’s for sure.”

66. Do your own galactic calculations with your very own Trekulator.

From The Robot's Voice: "It?s a calculator with a picture of Captain Kirk on it. Tarting up something that is even mildly educational is unforgivable, and even a face as pretty as Bill Shatner’s can?t take away that pain."

From The Robot’s Voice: “It?s a calculator with a picture of Captain Kirk on it. Tarting up something that is even mildly educational is unforgivable, and even a face as pretty as Bill Shatner’s can?t take away that pain.”

67. Those who remember the first Star Trek movie might not know that it had a putty tie-in.

From The Robot's Voice: "Don’t remember this from the movie? You obviously must have dozed off during the scene where Scotty saved the day by copying this week?s Beetle Bailey."

From The Robot’s Voice: “Don’t remember this from the movie? You obviously must have dozed off during the scene where Scotty saved the day by copying this week?s Beetle Bailey.”

68. From Star Trek: Generations comes your very own Worf action figure.

From The Robot's Voice: "Based on Star Trek: Generations’ holodeck scene in which Worf is promoted to Lieutenant Commander, this figure has everyone’s favorite ornery Klingon dressed up in 19th century nautical attire–which is really stupid since there’s clearly no honor in looking like a jackass."

From The Robot’s Voice: “Based on Star Trek: Generations’ holodeck scene in which Worf is promoted to Lieutenant Commander, this figure has everyone’s favorite ornery Klingon dressed up in 19th century nautical
attire–which is really stupid since there’s clearly no honor in looking like a jackass.”

69. Like Geordi LaForge? Well, enjoy this Cadet LaForge action figure with his very own CD-ROM.

From The Robot's Voice: "Packaged with a CD-ROM–which ran on Windows 95 no less!–Playmates’ Starfleet Academy line of figures included what was intended to be young versions of Picard, Riker, Geordi and Worf. Each varies in degrees of dreadfulness, but La Forge tops all of them. The sick minds of Playmates’ developing staff decided that he would strut around campus in a silver codpiece. It was probably one that he engineered to do all sorts of kinky stuff to that Brahms girl in his Temporal Causality 101 class. Creepy. No wonder dude couldn’t ever get laid."

From The Robot’s Voice: “Packaged with a CD-ROM–which ran on Windows 95 no less!–Playmates’ Starfleet Academy line of figures included what was intended to be young versions of Picard, Riker, Geordi and Worf. Each varies in degrees of dreadfulness, but La Forge tops all of them. The sick minds of Playmates’ developing staff decided that he would strut around campus in a silver codpiece. It was probably one that he engineered to do all sorts of kinky stuff to that Brahms girl in his Temporal Causality 101 class. Creepy. No wonder dude couldn’t ever get laid.”

70. Commemorate your love for Star Trek with this set of collectible spoons.

Each character has his or her own spoon except Chekov and Sulu. For they have to share. I don't have any logical explanation for this either.

Each character has his or her own spoon except Chekov and Sulu. For they have to share. I don’t have any logical explanation for this either.

71. For a space time summer snack, try Star Trek freezecicles you can make yourself.

Because nothing says summer fun like freezing and eating fruity versions of your favorite Star Trek characters. Also, the kids look kind of creepy on the packaging.

Because nothing says summer fun like freezing and eating fruity versions of your favorite Star Trek characters. Also, the kids look kind of creepy on the packaging.

72. Any young Trekkie always has to have a lunch box of talking Worf.

So carrying your lunch in Worf's head that also talks. Now that's disturbing. Wonder what sadistic bastard came up with that idea.

So carrying your lunch in Worf’s head that also talks. Now that’s disturbing. Wonder what sadistic bastard came up with that idea.

73. Engage with this quality Star Trek logo engagement ring.

Guys, just because your girlfriend likes Star Trek doesn't mean she wants to get engaged with a Star Trek ring. Better go with a standard one from a jewelry store.

Guys, just because your girlfriend likes Star Trek doesn’t mean she wants to get engaged with a Star Trek ring. Better go with a standard one from a jewelry store.

74. Chop your vegetables on this Enterprise cutting board.

Use it to make your own galactic salad. A must have for any cook in the ships mess hall.

Use it to make your own galactic salad. A must have for any cook in the ships mess hall.

75. Tell Scotty to beam you up with this USB communicator replica.

Keep in mind the original series was made in the 1960s. Still, even by 21st century standards it looks hopelessly outdated.

Keep in mind the original series was made in the 1960s. Still, even by 21st century standards it looks hopelessly outdated.

76. Test samples on your planet with your very own tricorder play set.

Yes, it kind of looks like something you'd find in a 60s Bond film. But don't give this to a Starfleet security officer. That's for sure.

Yes, it kind of looks like something you’d find in a 60s Bond film. But don’t give this to a Starfleet security officer. That’s for sure.

77. Now you can snuggle with your very own soft poseable Spock.

I don't know about you. But to me, Spock doesn't strike me as a cuddly guy. So this toy doesn't make any logical sense.

I don’t know about you. But to me, Spock doesn’t strike me as a cuddly guy. So this toy doesn’t make any logical sense.

78. Store your alcoholic beverages in your very own Spock wine decanter.

Uh, did these people who made this get the idea that Vulcans don't drink? Because it's pretty apparent in the show.

Uh, did these people who made this get the idea that Vulcans don’t drink? Because it’s pretty apparent in the show.

79. Dine like a Starfleet captain with this TNG dinner set.

I'm sure such a set will never be used except for display in a china closet. Knowing how some nerds tend to be collectors. Still, this is ridiculous.

I’m sure such a set will never be used except for display in a china closet. Knowing how some nerds tend to be collectors. Still, this is ridiculous.

80. An Enterprise coffee table will sure make a fine addition to any living room.

Not sure if it's bought or made by someone with too much time on their hands. Either way, it's sure to become a fine conversation piece.

Not sure if it’s bought or made by someone with too much time on their hands. Either way, it’s sure to become a fine conversation piece.

81. If you like Star Trek, then decorate your windows with some Star Trek instant stained glass.

Now that just makes no logical sense. How is instant stained glass supposed to work? Or are these better known as stickies?

Now that just makes no logical sense. How is instant stained glass supposed to work? Or are these better known as stickies?

82. Andorian fans would surely love to wear their own Andorian hat to keep warm.

From Games Radar: "Set Phasers to fun? Based on Thy’lek Shran from the series Star Trek: Enterprise, this headwear homage will be greeted with nods of recognition by only the most stringent of Trekkies – everyone else will think you’ve just been separated from the world’s weirdest stag do. Hopefully the fleece lining can still keep you warm and cosy when all of your friends refuse to stand anywhere near you.."

From Games Radar: “Based on Thy’lek Shran from the series Star Trek: Enterprise, this headwear homage will be greeted with nods of recognition by only the most stringent of Trekkies – everyone else will think you’ve just been separated from the world’s weirdest stag do. Hopefully the fleece lining can still keep you warm and cosy when all of your friends refuse to stand anywhere near you..”

83. Fans of Captain Picard would surely crave for their own Picard quote bottle necklace.

From Games Radar: "Wearing a bottle containing a hand-sculpted Starfleet logo and sparkly star confetti might seem like a particularly special type of futility, but the only way to make it worse? Add an obscure Picard quote that is actually incorrect. Here you get the words “What we leave behind is as important as how we've lived" but Jean-Luc’s actual words (spoken in Star Trek Generations) are “What we leave behind is NOT as important as how we've lived" thus the point of his bald-headed wisdom has been squarely missed. Either way, you should definitely just leave this behind."

From Games Radar: “Wearing a bottle containing a hand-sculpted Starfleet logo and sparkly star confetti might seem like a particularly special type of futility, but the only way to make it worse? Add an obscure Picard quote that is actually incorrect. Here you get the words “What we leave behind is as important as how we’ve lived” but Jean-Luc’s actual words (spoken in Star Trek Generations) are “What we leave behind is NOT as important as how we’ve lived” thus the point of his bald-headed wisdom has been squarely missed. Either way, you should definitely just leave this behind.”

84. This James T. Kirk leadlight style painting will sure go great in any home.

From Games Radar: "Of all the thousands of spectacular Star Trek fan portraits that can be found for sale on the internet, this might be the least flattering and the most hideous. Even the artist himself, in listing the item, admits “this thing creeps me out”. Yes, that’s because it looks like you pieced it together from William Shatner’s actual skin."

From Games Radar: “Of all the thousands of spectacular Star Trek fan portraits that can be found for sale on the internet, this might be the least flattering and the most hideous. Even the artist himself, in listing the item, admits “this thing creeps me out”. Yes, that’s because it looks like you pieced it together from William Shatner’s actual skin.”

85. Now Klingons can enjoy fine quality literature with their own translation of Hamlet.

From Games Radar: "This translation of Shakespeare's most notable play (here given the full title of The Tragedy of Khamlet, Son of the Emperor of Qo'noS) was conceived as an experiment to prove right Klingon Chancellor Gorkon who, in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country , stated: “You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon”. He was right. This is an experience like no other."

From Games Radar: “This translation of Shakespeare’s most notable play (here given the full title of The Tragedy of Khamlet, Son of the Emperor of Qo’noS) was conceived as an experiment to prove right Klingon Chancellor Gorkon who, in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country , stated: “You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon”. He was right. This is an experience like no other.”

86. Commemorate “The Trouble with Tribbles” with this commemorative Christmas ornament from Hallmark.

Because nothing says Christmas like being buried up to your chest with adorable puff balls with voracious appetites and a fast rate of reproduction. Still, that was a fantastic episode.

Because nothing says Christmas like being buried up to your chest with adorable puff balls with voracious appetites and a fast rate of reproduction. Still, that was a fantastic episode.

87. Those who enjoy the New Frontier Star Trek books may like their very own Captain Calhoun action figure.

Now I know what you're thinking. Who the hell is Captain Calhoun? Well, don't ask me because I don't have the slightest idea either.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Who the hell is Captain Calhoun? Well, don’t ask me because I don’t have the slightest idea either.

88. Fans of Q are sure to enjoy this Warp Series addition action figure.

Apparently, Q couldn't decide what to wear. So he decided to come as some sort of, I don't know. Anyway, he should just go back and change.

Apparently, Q couldn’t decide what to wear. So he decided to come as some sort of, I don’t know. Anyway, he should just go back and change.

89. This electronic door chime will make you feel you’re on the Enterprise.

From Games Radar: " What's the best function of The Enterprise? Is it its warp speed capabilities? Its transporter room? The replicator that can produce thousands of different dishes on command? No, it's probably the way the doors go swisshh when they open and close. And now you can have that too with this probably-quite-difficult-to-set-up-with-very-little-payoff kit."

From Games Radar: ” What’s the best function of The Enterprise? Is it its warp speed capabilities? Its transporter room? The replicator that can produce thousands of different dishes on command? No, it’s probably the way the doors go swisshh when they open and close. And now you can have that too with this probably-quite-difficult-to-set-up-with-very-little-payoff kit.”

90. Grace your living room with this 4oth anniversary teddy bear Kirk figurine from the Hamilton Collection.

Really a bear Kirk? On one hand, it's cute. On the other hand, it's tacky as hell. But I'm sure the Hamilton Collection tried to sell you this in a Sunday newspaper magazine.

Really a bear Kirk? On one hand, it’s cute. On the other hand, it’s tacky as hell. But I’m sure the Hamilton Collection tried to sell you this in a Sunday newspaper magazine.

91. It’s always happy hour in the universe with these Star Trek bottle openers.

Well, they have 2 of the Enterprise and one of a Klingon ship. Not sure why they don't have one of Deep Space Nine since that's where Quark's bar is.

Well, they have 2 of the Enterprise and one of a Klingon ship. Not sure why they don’t have one of Deep Space Nine since that’s where Quark’s bar is.

92. As far as commemorative spoons go, TNG has their own line as well.

From The Robot's Pajamas: "Ah yes, my fine collection of Next Generation spoons. No, no. We don’t use them for soup. They are to look at. They’re spoons AND photos of the Next Generation crew. A perfect match!" And I bet they're not for eating with either.

From The Robot’s Pajamas: “Ah yes, my fine collection of Next Generation spoons. No, no. We don’t use them for soup. They are to look at. They’re spoons AND photos of the Next Generation crew. A perfect match!” And I bet they’re not for eating with either.

93. TNG collectible action marbles are bound to provide fun for hours for the kids.

From The Robot's Pajamas: "Kids that love Star Trek are very likely to throw down their video game controllers and PC mouse and charge the stores en masse for plastic marbles! Marbles. Kids can’t get enough of them!"

From The Robot’s Pajamas: “Kids that love Star Trek are very likely to throw down their video game controllers and PC mouse and charge the stores en masse for plastic marbles! Marbles. Kids can’t get enough of them!”

94. Fans of Captain Picard will love this commemorative coin of him with its own case.

From The Robot's Pajamas: "Want a Star Trek coin? I don’t know what you’d do with it. It’s just a tiny coin with an image of Picard on it. That would get old fast. Well, at least it only costs $150 new." In other words, it's way overpriced.

From The Robot’s Pajamas: “Want a Star Trek coin? I don’t know what you’d do with it. It’s just a tiny coin with an image of Picard on it. That would get old fast. Well, at least it only costs $150 new.” In other words, it’s way overpriced.

95. Fans of the Next Generation will certainly love a framed portrait of their favorite characters with this frame.

From The Robot's Pajamas: "Above is a series of photos of the TNG cast that look like they belong in a high school yearbook. I’m surprised Worf’s background isn’t a bunch of neon lasers. It’s not the most exciting series of images. And they charged $100 for it. That’s just adding insult to injury."

From The Robot’s Pajamas: “Above is a series of photos of the TNG cast that look like they belong in a high school yearbook. I’m surprised Worf’s background isn’t a bunch of neon lasers. It’s not the most exciting series of images. And they charged $100 for it. That’s just adding insult to injury.”

96. Beam to the shower with this transporter shower curtain and bath rug.

However, if you're wearing a red shirt at the time, there's a chance you aren't coming back. Unless you're Scotty since he's a main cast member.

However, if you’re wearing a red shirt at the time, there’s a chance you aren’t coming back. Unless you’re Scotty since he’s a main cast member.

97. Step right out in style with a pair of your own Star Trek sneakers.

I'm sure many of these would be seen as collectibles to display instead of used for their intended purpose. Then again, I could be wrong.

I’m sure many of these would be seen as collectibles to display instead of used for their intended purpose. Then again, I could be wrong.

98. Come all aboard on your very own Star Trek Astro train.

Seems like some companies will try to pass almost anything as a Star Trek promotion during the 1970s. Because this train doesn't seem to have anything to do with Star Trek.

Seems like some companies will try to pass almost anything as a Star Trek promotion during the 1970s. Because this train doesn’t seem to have anything to do with Star Trek.

99. Those who like Spock might enjoy wearing socks like these.

However, you'd have to be out of your Vulcan mind to wear them in public. Still, I find these highly illogical to tell you the truth.

However, you’d have to be out of your Vulcan mind to wear them in public. Still, I find these highly illogical to tell you the truth.

100. You will always know what time it is with this Star Trek cuckoo clock.

I think whoever came up with this being a good idea is cuckoo. Seriously, why this exists, I can offer no logical explanation.

I think whoever came up with this being a good idea is cuckoo. Seriously, why this exists, I can offer no logical explanation.

Star Trek Costumes Boldly Going Where No Man Has Gone Before

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This is a rather  eventful year for Star Trek since it has two big things going for it. This July marks the release of the new movie Star Trek: Beyond. However, whether Old Spock will make an appearance in the film is a mystery since we recently lost Leonard Nimoy who was mourned by Trekkies everywhere. Nevertheless, as we know, this franchise has produced 6 TV shows and several movies. And it continues to appeal to generations. This September will mark Star Trek’s 50th anniversary.

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Conceived by the late Gene Roddenberry and first aired in 1966, Star Trek has been a franchise focused on space, the final frontier with missions to explore new worlds, to seek out life and new civilizations, and to boldly go where no man has gone before. While the original series only ran on NBC for 3 seasons, it managed to attract an enduring and vocal fanbase that its cultural impact can’t be denied and it’s become a cult phenomenon for decades, especially since it had several movies in the 1970s and 1980s as well as notable spin-off series that were more successful like Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Voyager, and Star Trek: Enterprise. In recent years, they’ve even made a reboot of some of the original movies but in a different style so they wouldn’t be sued by the Roddenberry family (well, that’s my theory). Not to mention, it’s also notable for Trekkies and Star Trek conventions.

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Since Star Trek is well known for Trekkies to dress up as their favorite characters at these conventions. Of course, you might come across people dressed as Kirk and Spock as well as some Klingons. But you might find some other characters there as well. And as you see, you’ll find many aliens in outlandish costumes from the original series and beyond. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of Star Trek costumes from the final frontier boldly going where no man has gone before.

 

  1. Here we have a lovely Andorian woman from Starfleet.
The Andorians are noted for their blue skin, white hair, and antennae. They also tend to call humans "pink skin."

The Andorians are noted for their blue skin, white hair, and antennae. They also tend to call humans “pink skin.”

2. This little guy is a proud member of Starfleet and the Enterprise.

Well, at least that outfit's from The Next Generation. Because if it was a redshirt from the original series, I'd have a problem. Still, so cute.

Well, at least that outfit’s from The Next Generation. Because if it was a redshirt from the original series, I’d have a problem. Still, so cute.

3. Guess these Starfleet officers are from an alternative timeline.

These are Starfleet Steampunk uniforms. And yes, they look kind of cool if you ask me.

These are Starfleet Steampunk uniforms. And yes, they look kind of cool if you ask me.

4. From TNG, may I introduce to you to the lovable android and Operations Officer Data.

Sure Data might be an android who admires humanity. But he's such a loveable guy that you can't help but like him. This one's not bad looking, too.

Sure Data might be an android who admires humanity. But he’s such a lovable guy that you can’t help but like him. This one’s not bad looking, too.

5. Hop aboard the Starfleet Express.

Once again, I give you more Star Trek Steampunk. The guy resembles a train conductor. Like the woman's dress, too.

Once again, I give you more Star Trek Steampunk. The guy resembles a train conductor. Like the woman’s dress, too.

6. Those who remember “Amok Time” might also recall T’Pring.

T'Pring was Spock's fiancee since childhood who dumped him for another Vulcan man. But not before she had Spock fight with Kirk. This, when Spock was going through his pon farr, which isn't pretty.

T’Pring was Spock’s fiancee since childhood who dumped him for another Vulcan man. But not before she had Spock fight with Kirk. This, when Spock was going through his pon farr, which isn’t pretty.

7. Where would Deep Space Nine be without its chief science officer Jadzia Dax?

While she seems like a young woman, she's in symbiosis with a wise, long-lived creature called a Dax. Even before she became a host, she was pretty smart.

While she seems like a young woman, she’s in symbiosis with a wise, long-lived creature called a Dax. Even before she became a host, she was pretty smart.

8. Oh, shit, seems like Kim Cardassian has to be everywhere these days.

I'm not sure if I'd want Kanye West to be with this woman. I hear the Cardassians are known for their brutality. But I think this is hilarious.

I’m not sure if I’d want Kanye West to be with this woman. I hear the Cardassians are known for their brutality. But I think this is hilarious.

9. Against a Borg cube resistance is futile.

The Borg Cube is a spacecraft that's home to the hive like Borg Collective. If your ship comes across one of these, avoid it at all times.

The Borg Cube is a spacecraft that’s home to the hive like Borg Collective. If your ship comes across one of these, avoid it at all times.

10. We should remember that even Klingons were young once.

Sure this baby may look adorable now. But once they grow up, they can be quite ruthless. But they do exhibit a code of honor.

Sure this baby may look adorable now. But once they grow up, they can be quite ruthless. But they do exhibit a code of honor.

11. During the Next Generation, no one can run a better Enterprise than Captain Jean-Luc Picard.

Along with Kirk, Picard is seen as one of the more iconic Star Trek captains. He may be a consummate Earl Grey drinking gentlemen and diplomat, but he's not a guy you'd want to mess with.

Along with Kirk, Picard is seen as one of the more iconic Star Trek captains. He may be a consummate Earl Grey drinking gentlemen and diplomat, but he’s not a guy you’d want to mess with.

12. As TNG’s chief engineer on the Enterprise, you just have to give a hand to Lieutenant Commander Geordi LaForge.

Notably played by LeVar Burton, LaForge has his own visor due to being born blind. Is an engineering whiz, nice guy, and Data's best friend.

Notably played by LeVar Burton, LaForge has his own visor due to being born blind. Is an engineering whiz, nice guy, and Data’s best friend.

13. I bet these two are just like Romeo and Juliet.

Meaning that these two fell in love despite that their planet is engulfed in a stupid civil war. From "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield."

Meaning that these two fell in love despite that their planet is engulfed in a stupid civil war. From “Let That Be Your Last Battlefield.”

14. When it comes to glitz, Ferengi know how to dress.

I think this might be from a Star Trek convention in Las Vegas. It's a place I think Ferengi will feel right at home since they love money.

I think this might be from a Star Trek convention in Las Vegas. It’s a place I think Ferengi will feel right at home since they love money.

15. We should remember that while Romulans may look like Vulcans, they are not.

While Vulcans are seen as logical, Romulans are cunning, passionate, and opportunistic. They're also really hated by Klingons.

While Vulcans are seen as logical, Romulans are cunning, passionate, and opportunistic. They’re also really hated by Klingons.

16. While Klingons are known to be a proud warrior race, there’s always an occasional non-conformist among them.

On your left, you have a rather normal looking Klingon. On your right, you have a Klingon dressed like Elton John in the 1970s.

On your left, you have a rather normal looking Klingon. On your right, you have a Klingon dressed like Elton John in the 1970s.

17. In a parallel universe, Spock is known to sport a trademark goatee.

Yes, that's Evil Spock all right. He's very scary and also not to be messed with. Not sure who the woman's supposed to be.

Yes, that’s Evil Spock all right. He’s very scary and also not to be messed with. Not sure who the woman’s supposed to be.

18. Of course, even Bones McCoy is bound to get some action in “Shore Leave.”

Yes, I know that's Dr. McCoy with two women who are dressed like they're from a Dr. Seuss porn parody. But yes, this was in the original series. Don't ask me how wardrobe came up with those outfits.

Yes, I know that’s Dr. McCoy with two women who are dressed like they’re from a Dr. Seuss porn parody. But yes, this was in the original series. Don’t ask me how wardrobe came up with those outfits.

19. On Vulcan, Spock’s family matriarch is T’Pau.

She was to officiate on what should've been Spock's wedding. But his fiancee had other ideas.

She was to officiate on what should’ve been Spock’s wedding. But his fiancee had other ideas.

20. From “The Way to Eden” is Irina Galliulin a Starfleet dropout and onetime girlfriend of Ensign Chekov.

And as space hippie, her costume was possibly made from curtains. Still, "Eden" in this episode is basically uninhabitable.

And as space hippie, her costume was possibly made from curtains. Still, “Eden” in this episode is basically uninhabitable.

21. This green girl apparently has a gig as a Las Vegas showgirl.

Okay, that's really clever. I know Kirk might want a piece of her. Like the feathers though.

Okay, that’s really clever. I know Kirk might want a piece of her. Like the feathers though.

22. On the Enterprise, you might find space suits like these from the original series.

Interestingly enough, I'm sure this guy's suit was made by the same materials as the original ones were. Seems like an almost perfect replica, too. Screen windows, especially.

Interestingly enough, I’m sure this guy’s suit was made by the same materials as the original ones were. Seems like an almost perfect replica, too. Screen windows, especially.

23. This orange space suit is said to have a certain hazmat variant.

Well, it's not exactly like the original but close. Still has the haz mat design in mind.

Well, it’s not exactly like the original but close. Still has the hazmat design in mind.

24. Aboard the first Enterprise as resident Vulcan and science officer was none other than T’Pol.

And this is her in her trademark outfit. Still has sexual tension with Archer and Tucker.

And this is her in her trademark outfit. Still has sexual tension with Archer and Tucker.

25. Staffing on Deep Space Nine as Chief of Security and First Officer are Odo and Major Kira.

As a shapeshifter, Odo is well suited for the job but doesn't know where he comes from. Major Kira is a Bajoran who wants independence for her people.

As a shapeshifter, Odo is well suited for the job but doesn’t know where he comes from. Major Kira is a Bajoran who wants independence for her people.

26. As far as sexy get ups go, Losira’s is interesting.

I know it looks like a mix of harem attire and TRON. But I have no idea what Star Trek's costume designer was on during the 1960s.

I know it looks like a mix of harem attire and TRON. But I have no idea what Star Trek’s costume designer was on during the 1960s.

27. Those who’ve watched the original series might remember Harry Mudd and his women.

Well, here he is with one of his women. Still, the guy is a con man you shouldn't trust with anything, especially if it pertains to money. Also, his beautiful women, they're on drugs to appear super beautiful.

Well, here he is with one of his women. Still, the guy is a con man you shouldn’t trust with anything, especially if it pertains to money. Also, his beautiful women, they’re on drugs to appear super beautiful.

28. Member of Starfleet or 19th century Trekkie?

And yet, another Steampunk Starfleet uniform. Still, like the sword. Couldn't resist this one.

And yet, another Steampunk Starfleet uniform. Still, like the sword. Couldn’t resist this one.

29. I bring you the command of the Enterprise you all know and love.

I guess these consist of Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Uhura, and Scotty. And it seems Uhura is holding a tribble.

I guess these consist of Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Uhura, and Scotty. And it seems Uhura is holding a tribble.

30. Looks like Captain Kirk likes to have a bunny or two on bridge.

We all know that Kirk has a well established reputation as a perv. This is why casting him as Hugh Hefner with Starfleet Playboy bunnies is so funny. And one is even green.

We all know that Kirk has a well established reputation as a perv. This is why casting him as Hugh Hefner with Starfleet Playboy bunnies is so funny. And one is even green.

31. Even Princess Leia can’t help herself to the occasional tribble.

Yes, this is a Star Wars and Star Trek mashup. And yes, Chewie's depicted as a tribble. But it's clever.

Yes, this is a Star Wars and Star Trek mashup. And yes, Chewie’s depicted as a tribble. But it’s clever.

32. Occasionally, you might have a chance to see T’Pol in pink.

Yes, she wore an outfit like that, too. But not as often. But that expression is rather typical of her character, especially when Commander Tucker got himself in a little escapade.

Yes, she wore an outfit like that, too. But not as often. But that expression is rather typical of her character, especially when Commander Tucker got himself into a little escapade.

33. Second to Picard on the Enterprise is Commander Riker.

Seems to resemble the guy from the show. However, he's not nearly as likable as Picard at any rate.

Seems to resemble the guy from the show. However, he’s not nearly as likable as Picard at any rate.

34. I’m afraid this Starfleet crew member has already been assimilated.

The Borg are a nasty bunch in Star Trek since they turn people into mindless cyborgs. They make Cardassians, Klingons, and Romulans seem friendly.

The Borg are a nasty bunch in Star Trek since they turn people into mindless cyborgs. They make Cardassians, Klingons, and Romulans seem friendly.

35. These Andorian women are just hanging out.

I guess those are what the Andorians normally wear. Seems to go well with their complexions.

I guess those are what the Andorians normally wear. Seems to go well with their complexions.

36. Guess Klingon Gandalf decided to make an appearance.

So let me get this straight. He's a Klingon. Yet, he's also a wizard. Let's just say you shall not pass by him on any day.

So let me get this straight. He’s a Klingon. Yet, he’s also a wizard. Let’s just say you shall not pass by him on any day.

37. Fresh from Starfleet Academy, here are some new Guardians of the Galaxy.

And I see that Groot has a red shirt on. Let's hope it doesn't mean anything bad. Then again, he does regenerate somehow.

And I see that Groot has a red shirt on. Let’s hope it doesn’t mean anything bad. Then again, he does regenerate somehow.

38. Here we have Captain Jean-Luc Picard meeting up with Commander Benjamin Sisko.

Of course, while under Borg assimilation, Picard killed Sisko's wife Jennifer. Because of this Sisko doesn't really like him much.

Of course, while under Borg assimilation, Picard killed Sisko’s wife Jennifer. Because of this Sisko doesn’t really like him much.

39. With Spock, it’s always “Live long and prosper.”

Yes, that's Spock all right. He's one of the most popular characters in the franchise. Leonard Nimoy will sure be missed.

Yes, that’s Spock all right. He’s one of the most popular characters in the franchise. Leonard Nimoy will sure be missed.

40. Here we have Data sharing a moment with his beloved cat.

His cat's name is Spot and is in TNG for the last 4 seasons. It's also a female and has kittens.

His cat’s name is Spot and is in TNG for the last 4 seasons. It’s also a female and has kittens.

41. On board the Enterprise TNG, we have Counselor Deanna Troi.

She's half-Betazoid with empathetic abilities as well as detect lies and helps give Picard the edge in negotiations (by usually stating the obvious). Usually functions on the show as the damsel in distress and therapist.

She’s half-Betazoid with empathetic abilities as well as detect lies and helps give Picard the edge in negotiations (by usually stating the obvious). Usually functions on the show as the damsel in distress and therapist.

42. Of course, Troi also wears a blue dress as well.

Well, that blue dress is lovely. However, as far as the TNG cast is concerned, she's not among the most liked.

Well, that blue dress is lovely. However, as far as the TNG cast is concerned, she’s not among the most liked.

43. Joining the Voyager crew is the Doctor and Seven of Nine.

He is a mere hologram physician. And she is a highly attractive woman who's recovering from Borg assimilation. These two are probably the best liked characters of the Voyager series.

He is a mere hologram physician. And she is a highly attractive woman who’s recovering from Borg assimilation. These two are probably the best liked characters of the Voyager series.

44. And here Kim Cardassian looks stunning in her Vogue formal gown.

This is brilliant and hilarious. Love how Kim K's depicted as a reptilian alien who tend to be enemies of the Federation.

This is brilliant and hilarious. Love how Kim K’s depicted as a reptilian alien who tend to be enemies of the Federation.

45. In the new movies, you tend to see Spock paired with Uhura.

As far as putting Uhura with Spock, this Trekkie is not a fan. I mean such romance doesn't really make sense to me. What the hell were the screenwriters thinking?

As far as putting Uhura with Spock, this Trekkie is not a fan. I mean such romance doesn’t really make sense to me. What the hell were the screenwriters thinking?

46. Here Captain Kirk tells a female redshirt to set her phaser to “stunning.”

Female Redshirts: To some they are eye candy. To some they are candy. Still have a higher survivor rate than their male counterparts.

Female Redshirts: To some they are eye candy. To some they are candy. Still have a higher survivor rate than their male counterparts.

47. Deep Space Nine serves as the exploration base of the Gamma Quadrant.

Well, I guess Deep Space Nine makes an easier costume than the Enterprise. Love the light effects though.

Well, I guess Deep Space Nine makes an easier costume than the Enterprise. Love the light effects though.

48. Guess these two people are from Scotty’s family.

After all, they're both wearing kilts. Then again, you never saw Scotty wearing one but that's probably for the best.

After all, they’re both wearing kilts. Then again, you never saw Scotty wearing one but that’s probably for the best.

49. Here we have Captain Picard on bridge fighting the Teddy Borg.

I have to admit, this adorable. However, this little squirt will probably end up getting assimilated though.

I have to admit, this adorable. However, this little squirt will probably end up getting assimilated though.

50. Tending the bar on Enterprise is Guinan.

She's played by Whoopi Goldberg in TNG. Still, she's said to be the person whom Q most fears. Also, she's of much better use than Troi.

She’s played by Whoopi Goldberg in TNG. Still, she’s said to be the person whom Q most fears. Also, she’s of much better use than Troi.

51. Seems like Captain Kirk can’t get enough of those green girls.

Well, given Kirk's reputation, this should be expected. His green girl fetish is a running gag in the new Star Trek movies, which I think is appropriate.

Well, given Kirk’s reputation, this should be expected. His green girl fetish is a running gag in the new Star Trek movies, which I think is appropriate.

52. Guess Lieutenant Uhura has a call from bridge to answer at this time.

Well, she's a communications officer so what do you expect. Still, she does get to land on a few planets, however.

Well, she’s a communications officer so what do you expect. Still, she does get to land on a few planets, however.

53. Didn’t know Deep Space Nine had its own baseball team.

At first I didn't know what to think of this until I realized the "Niniers" reference was to Deep Space Nine. Also, giving Sisko's love of baseball, this is appropriate.

At first I didn’t know what to think of this until I realized the “Niniers” reference was to Deep Space Nine. Also, giving Sisko’s love of baseball, this is appropriate.

54. On Star Trek: Voyager, Seven of Nine is easily the most remembered.

Then again, she's probably the main reason why most people remember the show at all. Not to mention, she tends to be very popular among teenage boys as well as 18-35 year olds.

Then again, she’s probably the main reason why most people remember the show at all. Not to mention, she tends to be very popular among teenage boys as well as 18-35 year olds.

55. Of course, sometimes Kirk’s presence can be made known for months at at time.

Yep, Kirk was here all right. And it seems like he wasn't using protection at the time. Kirk probably has kids all over the galaxy.

Yep, Kirk was here all right. And it seems like he wasn’t using protection at the time. Kirk probably has kids all over the galaxy.

56. That man is undead, Jim.

He says so himself. Most likely died when Kirk and some officers visited a planet. Not sure how he became a zombie.

He says so himself. Most likely died when Kirk and some officers visited a planet. Not sure how he became a zombie.

57. As Bones, Dr. McCoy is the Enterprise’s Chief Medical Officer.

He also knows when a man is dead, Jim. Also, don't make him do stuff beyond his job because he's a doctor not a________.

He also knows when a man is dead, Jim. Also, don’t make him do stuff beyond his job because he’s a doctor not a________.

58. Looks like Captain Kirk is having some trouble with tribbles.

By the way, "Trouble with Tribbles" one of the best Star Trek episodes ever. It's also hilarious. Remember tribbles make terrible pets.

By the way, “Trouble with Tribbles” one of the best Star Trek episodes ever. It’s also hilarious. Remember tribbles make terrible pets.

59. These Klingons decided to show up in their casual wear.

However, the man's clothing does have the Klingon logo on them. Still, for Klingons, these two seem so friendly.

However, the man’s clothing does have the Klingon logo on them. Still, for Klingons, these two seem so friendly.

60. Guess these Klingons have a sensitive side after all.

Nevertheless, they're dressed up as Imperial Stormtroopers in tutus and tiaras. Hilarious.

Nevertheless, they’re dressed up as Imperial Stormtroopers in tutus and tiaras. Hilarious.

61. This Seven of Nine looks absolutely stunning.

Not bad looking for someone who's been assimilated by the Borg and survived. Then again, she was probably Voyager's resident fanservice personnel.

Not bad looking for someone who’s been assimilated by the Borg and survived. Then again, she was probably Voyager’s resident fanservice personnel.

62. This little Spock seems like a logical tyke.

Now this is so adorable. Love the little pointy ears. Still, remember that he's half-human though.

Now this is so adorable. Love the little pointy ears. Still, remember that he’s half-human though.

63. Oh, look, here comes the Redshirt brigade.

Whenever one of these beams down to the planet, chances are they're never coming back. Well, at least for the men. Not sure about the women.

Whenever one of these beams down to the planet, chances are they’re never coming back. Well, at least for the men. Not sure about the women.

64. As far as Star Trek villains go, none is more menacing than the dreaded Khan.

Had to include this since Wrath of Khan is one of the best known Star Trek movies ever. Was famously played by Ricardo Montalban.

Had to include this since Wrath of Khan is one of the best known Star Trek movies ever. Was famously played by Ricardo Montalban.

65. Guess Gorn decided to dress for the occasion this time.

Unfortunately, for us, you won't be seeing him fighting Kirk any time soon. Still, Kirk's fight with Gorn is pretty funny.

Unfortunately, for us, you won’t be seeing him fighting Kirk any time soon. Still, Kirk’s fight with Gorn is pretty funny.

66. You might not know her, but at one time Yeoman Janice Rand was seen as Kirk’s main squeeze.

Here she is with a tribble and a basket weave (on her head). And yes, her hair was like that in the original series, too.

Here she is with a tribble and a basket weave (on her head). And yes, her hair was like that in the original series, too.

67. As chief engineer of the Enterprise, there was never a problem Montgomery Scott couldn’t fix.

However, the phrase "Beam me up, Scotty," was never uttered on the show. Still, he's one of the few redshirts on the series to survive planet landings and live to tell the tale.

However, the phrase “Beam me up, Scotty,” was never uttered on the show. Still, he’s one of the few redshirts on the series to survive planet landings and live to tell the tale.

68. On TNG, Q is an entity of mystery and a formidable foe.

Q is part of a race of godlike aliens who live outside a plane of existence. However, though he plays pranks, he's not a malicious character. In later shows, he's more of a teacher.

Q is part of a race of godlike aliens who live outside a plane of existence. However, though he plays pranks, he’s not a malicious character. In later shows, he’s more of a teacher.

69. So I guess this redshirt isn’t really dead after all.

He's just been seriously injured by aliens and has been treated in sick bay. So it's no fuss.

He’s just been seriously injured by aliens and has been treated in sick bay. So it’s no fuss.

70. Seems like Worf really tries to set a good example to children.

Actually I think this is a dad with his kids. But Worf is a very popular character in Star Trek since he's a Klingon and a badass.

Actually I think this is a dad with his kids. But Worf is a very popular character in Star Trek since he’s a Klingon and a badass.

71. Sure Klingons kill but they won’t eat you.

Seems like this Klingon has a sense of humor. Nevertheless, Klingon warriors can be quite aggressive and ruthless.

Seems like this Klingon has a sense of humor. Nevertheless, Klingon warriors can be quite aggressive and ruthless.

72. Speaking of Klingons, here’s a Klingon Hello Kitty.

I know it's kind of a weird mashup since Hello Kitty doesn't seem to live to Klingon warrior preferences. Still, this is funny.

I know it’s kind of a weird mashup since Hello Kitty doesn’t seem to live to Klingon warrior preferences. Still, this is funny.

73. Where would a Klingon warrior ever be without his signature weapon?

Not sure what this weapon is called. But it sure looks quite badass. Now I see why Klingons are popular among Star Trek fans.

Not sure what this weapon is called. But it sure looks quite badass. Now I see why Klingo