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The Creepy, Crawly World of Scary Halloween Craft Projects (Second Edition)

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Of course, Halloween is a very popular holiday which people really get into. You can see this by how so many stores sell Halloween decorations around this time in October. But there are so many who like to make their own as I’ve seen on Pinterest. Last year, I did a post on Halloween crafts which people have done. And I got so many photos from Pinterest that I couldn’t possibly have used them all. I mean there are so many ideas people do for a holiday that’s only surpassed by Christmas in terms of popularity. Well, even that’s kind of contested. Nevertheless, if you plan to throw a spooky Halloween party or just like to scare people on your lawn, then you’re in luck. Because I plan to show you more craft ideas that you might want to see. So feel free to look if you dare.

  1. Ever get the feeling you’re being watched?
Relax, someone probably darkened the portrait and put it into a blackened old style frame. It's kind of suited for a haunted house.

Relax, someone probably darkened the portrait and put it into a blackened old style frame. It’s kind of suited for a haunted house.

2. Did that cauldron just get legs?

Guess it must be under a spell. Or someone's DIY Halloween decoration. The latter is more likely. Either way, it's brilliant.

Guess it must be under a spell. Or someone’s DIY Halloween decoration. The latter is more likely. Either way, it’s brilliant.

3. Grace your front door this Halloween with a raven grapevine wreath like this.

Or crow wreath if you want to get specific. Still, best if the wreath and the birds match in color.

Or crow wreath if you want to get specific. Still, best if the wreath and the birds match in color.

4. Use this mummy doll on your door of you don’t want any disturbance.

Well, that's more cute than scary. Still, if it's a mummy, then why does it have a tie on? And does this make the mummy a daddy?

Well, that’s more cute than scary. Still, if it’s a mummy, then why does it have a tie on? And does this make the mummy a daddy?

5. No Halloween dish table is complete if it’s not made from bones.

Actually, it's made from paper mache. But it almost looks real doesn't it? Might want to discuss this with the neighbors.

Actually, it’s made from paper mache. But it almost looks real doesn’t it? Might want to discuss this with the neighbors.

6. All guests are welcome at Mummy’s Bed and Breakfast.

Just come on down to toot and come in. And don't mind the walking bandaged people.

Just come on down to toot and come in. And don’t mind the walking bandaged people.

7. A Halloween bauble wreath always has to be black and orange.

This one has it in stripes and beads. Not sure if black and orange go together like that though.

This one has it in stripes and beads. Not sure if black and orange go together like that though.

8. A black feather wreath has to include a few pumpkins.

And what shiny pumpkins they are, too. Still, though I like the fuzziness, I'm not sure if I'd want to clean up after it.

And what shiny pumpkins they are, too. Still, though I like the fuzziness, I’m not sure if I’d want to clean up after it.

9. Eeek! There’s a giant spider on that wreath.

Actually that's part of the decoration since it's for Halloween. But try explaining that to an arachnaphobe.

Actually that’s part of the decoration since it’s for Halloween. But try explaining that to an arachnaphobe.

10. For an easy Halloween decoration, try using doilies on unused black picture frames.

Because doilies make great spider webs. Also might make you seem rather eccentric.

Because doilies make great spider webs. Also might make you seem rather eccentric.

11. Mason jars are great for storing crows, spiders, and other creepers.

Well, these are terrariums. But these consist of a crow, a white preying mantis, and some white spiders.

Well, these are terrariums. But these consist of a crow, a white preying mantis, and some white spiders.

12. A giant spider in the front yard is great for freaking out the neighbors.

Before setting it up, explain to the neighbors that it's not a real spider and won't hurt anyone. Though they might be scared of it anyway.

Before setting it up, explain to the neighbors that it’s not a real spider and won’t hurt anyone. Though they might be scared of it anyway.

13. A terrarium grave yard is a decoration worth dying for.

Almost gives an impression of a mini cemetery. Like the use of old tombstones.

Almost gives an impression of a mini cemetery. Like the use of old tombstones.

14. Grace your Halloween table with an eyeball bouquet.

Because these are surely eye catching aren't they? Also, you can use these every year.

Because these are surely eye catching aren’t they? Also, you can use these every year.

15. Hang this wreath at your door to tell guests to beware.

And there's nothing like a skeleton in a top hat to enforce that measure. Still, I think this is great.

And there’s nothing like a skeleton in a top hat to enforce that measure. Still, I think this is great.

16. A crow’s feather wreath really makes an impression.

Now that's very classy. Love the feathers on this one. Great for any front door.

Now that’s very classy. Love the feathers on this one. Great for any front door.

17. These street signs will show you where to enter if you dare.

Love the names of these places. Not sure if I'd want to go to any of them though. Brilliant.

Love the names of these places. Not sure if I’d want to go to any of them though. Brilliant.

18. This Halloween owl wreath will surely be a hoot.

Well, this is a more cute Halloween decoration. But I really like the festive colors on this that I had to put it on.

Well, this is a more cute Halloween decoration. But I really like the festive colors on this that I had to put it on.

19. Black lace and old jewelry are perfect for a spooky candle holder.

Gives you an impression of a home being haunted doesn't it? Hope the candles keep the room lit up.

Gives you an impression of a home being haunted doesn’t it? Hope the candles keep the room lit up.

20. Curl up on Halloween night with this haunted house quilt.

And it has orange and black funky patchwork for your desires. Love the haunted house on this, too.

And it has orange and black funky patchwork for your desires. Love the haunted house on this, too.

21. If it’s haunted, then please help yourself.

I'm impressed by how skeletons can be so hospitable. Love how they used a picture frame for this, too.

I’m impressed by how skeletons can be so hospitable. Love how they used a picture frame for this, too.

22. Seems like someone got careless with taking out the garbage.

Yes, that's supposed to be a dead body in a trash bag. No, it's not real or else someone would be in trouble by this point. Please don't let it be real.

Yes, that’s supposed to be a dead body in a trash bag. No, it’s not real or else someone would be in trouble by this point. Please don’t let it be real.

23. Don’t look now but the roses are infested with spiders.

Now that's got to freak some viewers out. Don't worry, neither flowers nor spiders are real. They're just the wonder of plastics and synthetic fibers.

Now that’s got to freak some viewers out. Don’t worry, neither flowers nor spiders are real. They’re just the wonder of plastics and synthetic fibers.

24. Looks like the eyes have it for this monstrous wreath.

And it seems the eyes do, indeed. Love the black feathers on this, too. So clever.

And it seems the eyes do, indeed. Love the black feathers on this, too. So clever.

25. With this wreath, encourage guests to enter if they dare.

Yes, it's a wreath featuring a skull and bones. But it certainly looks quite scary if you ask me.

Yes, it’s a wreath featuring a skull and bones. But it certainly looks quite scary if you ask me.

26. A light up figure in the front yard gives off a ghostly impression.

No, you didn't see a ghost. That's just someone's Halloween decoration. Know the difference.

No, you didn’t see a ghost. That’s just someone’s Halloween decoration. Know the difference.

27. Make your home haunted with this Halloween wreath.

And yes, that does seem like a wreath you'd see on a haunted house. It looks quite tattered with skulls on it. Love it.

And yes, that does seem like a wreath you’d see on a haunted house. It looks quite tattered with skulls on it. Love it.

28. I’m sure these mummies can be very hospitable.

Not much you need to make either of these. As long as you keep them under wraps and their arms crossed, you're good to go.

Not much you need to make either of these. As long as you keep them under wraps and their arms crossed, you’re good to go.

29. Seems like somebody’s peeking in the window.

No, Mr. Bones, that's stalking. And I believe it's a crime. These people boarded up their windows for a reason.

No, Mr. Bones, that’s stalking. And I believe it’s a crime. These people boarded up their windows for a reason.

30. Nothing makes a great centerpiece like an old clown jack-o-lantern.

You might want to use a craft pumpkin before you proceed with this. Just so you know. But yes, it's kind of creepy.

You might want to use a craft pumpkin before you proceed with this. Just so you know. But yes, it’s kind of creepy.

31. Who can ever resist a Halloween pumpkin full of kittens?

Even better they're made from smaller pumpkins. You see, not all the Halloween decorations here have to be scary.

Even better they’re made from smaller pumpkins. You see, not all the Halloween decorations here have to be scary.

32. For your Halloween party, serve drinks to your guests with a head on a platter.

Now that's a classy way to serve drinks on Halloween. Helps that it's red wine to give the impression of blood.

Now that’s a classy way to serve drinks on Halloween. Helps that it’s red wine to give the impression of blood.

33. Got old wine bottles? Make jack-o-lanterns out of them.

And you can make them any face you want. Not sure if they light up though. But I like them.

And you can make them any face you want. Not sure if they light up though. But I like them.

34. How about lending a hand with the lights?

You see how they have detached hands with the lights. Sure it's creepy but it's pure Halloween gold.

You see how they have detached hands with the lights. Sure it’s creepy but it’s pure Halloween gold.

35. Seems like we might have a cold case on our hands.

And I don't think I'm far off the mark. This guy seems dead and buried for awhile at this point.

And I don’t think I’m far off the mark. This guy seems dead and buried for awhile at this point.

36. Ever get the feeling that all eyes are on you?

To be fair, I put up an eyeball wreath last year. But this one is a different design and has bloodshot ones on as well.

To be fair, I put up an eyeball wreath last year. But this one is a different design and has bloodshot ones on as well.

37. This deco mesh tree is one for all to see on Halloween.

Since there's all eyes on it. Also really like the colors, too. But it's really in the eyes.

Since there’s all eyes on it. Also really like the colors, too. But it’s really in the eyes.

38. Some witches aren’t always careful with cauldrons in case you don’t know.

Seems like this witch fell in head first. Too bad her feet stick up like they do. But that's what you get sometimes.

Seems like this witch fell in head first with her broomstick. Too bad her feet stick up like they do. But that’s what you get sometimes.

39. A witch should always stock with potion bottles.

These are great for cursing unruly trick or treators. Actually, they're only good for decoration.

These are great for cursing unruly trick or treators. Actually, they’re only good for decoration.

40. Well, this wreath seems to be webbed with spiders all over it.

Another wreath to freak out arachnaphobes. Too bad the purple spider hogs the web from the black ones.

Another wreath to freak out arachnaphobes. Too bad the purple spider hogs the web from the black ones.

41. Light up your living room this Halloween with this haunted candle display.

Don't worry, the candles are fake and are available at a craft store. But you have to like how they're covered in lace along with the skull center.

Don’t worry, the candles are fake and are available at a craft store. But you have to like how they’re covered in lace along with the skull center.

42. Welcome flying witches with this one-of-a-kind broom traffic cone.

Odd, I'd expect it to be orange so it could be easy to see. Anyway, I do like how it's shaped like a witch hat and the broom on top.

Odd, I’d expect it to be orange so it could be easy to see. Anyway, I do like how it’s shaped like a witch hat and the broom on top.

43. Didn’t know skeletons could drink each other under the table.

So if a skeleton runs a tab on beer, who pays for it? And where does the booze go? These are serious questions, people!

So if a skeleton runs a tab on beer, who pays for it? And where does the booze go? These are serious questions, people!

44. Okay, might want to beware of the biohazard zombie.

Don't want to know what's on him. And I really don't want to be near him. Great way to keep people off your lawn.

Don’t want to know what’s on him. And I really don’t want to be near him. Great way to keep people off your lawn.

45. It helps you keep some specimens in jars around the house.

Please don't say any of these animals and parts are real. And by the way, I bet the brain's from Abby Normal.

Please don’t say any of these animals and parts are real. And by the way, I bet the brain’s from Abby Normal.

46. Broom parking costs 5 cents, please.

Of course, you can store your brooms anywhere like in a closet. But be sure yours has your name on it.

Of course, you can store your brooms anywhere like in a closet. But be sure yours has your name on it.

47. Seems like Ignatius Simpson wants a bit of fresh air.

Or he just wants to peek into the outside world. I mean he might want to see how things changed since 1794.

Or he just wants to peek into the outside world. I mean he might want to see how things changed since 1794.

48. Nothing is more welcoming for a haunted home than a wreath of silver skeletons.

Yes, that's pretty freaky, all right. But I posted one with bones from last year. So to me, it's rather tame.

Yes, that’s pretty freaky, all right. But I posted one with bones from last year. So to me, it’s rather tame.

49. This haunted house wreath really makes a scene.

The wreath is from yarn and the scene from felt. Not too scary, but fine for families with kids.

The wreath is from yarn and the scene from felt. Not too scary, but fine for families with kids.

50. Apparently, some sicko must’ve attacked these two joggers not too long ago.

Actually, these are just really sick Halloween decorations of two hung corpses spilling their guts out. I know people might think it's too much. But at least they're not hanging to a tree by the neck.

Actually, these are just really sick Halloween decorations of two hung corpses spilling their guts out. I know people might think it’s too much. But at least they’re not hanging to a tree by the neck.

51. This spider wreath at night comes all lit.

And yet another wreath to scare the bejesus out of arachnaphobes. Doesn't hurt if the spiders are lighted up purple, too.

And yet another wreath to scare the bejesus out of arachnaphobes. Doesn’t hurt if the spiders are lighted up purple, too.

52. Wine bottles make great candle holders and potion bottles.

I guess potion bottles aren't that hard to do. After you paint them, just stick a candle in and you're done.

I guess potion bottles aren’t that hard to do. After you paint them, just stick a candle in and you’re done.

53. Who says a witch always has to have a wicker broom?

This one is a black deco mesh. It's not great for flying or cleaning. But it makes a great prop and decoration.

This one is a black deco mesh. It’s not great for flying or cleaning. But it makes a great prop and decoration.

54. A witch’s hat can always have fancy feathers to match.

Seems like something you'd see from a Dr. Seuss story. But it has such a whimsy quality to it.

Seems like something you’d see from a Dr. Seuss story. But it has such a whimsy quality to it.

55. Have a lot of cheese cloths lying around? Trying making a ghost.

Yes, that certainly looks like a ghost all right. Wonder if it lights up at night. Or does it matter?

Yes, that certainly looks like a ghost all right. Wonder if it lights up at night. Or does it matter?

56. You can’t go wrong having spiders around the house.

Guess whoever owns this house isn't afraid of spiders. Or heights, now that I think about it.

Guess whoever owns this house isn’t afraid of spiders. Or heights, now that I think about it.

57. This witch hat can use a few spiders and skulls on it.

Now this is a kind of wreath a witch would want. Doesn't hurt that it has some flowers.

Now this is a kind of wreath a witch would want. Doesn’t hurt that it has some flowers.

58. Hope you’re not scared of this large spider wreath.

Though I suspect some of you will be. Still, I wonder if the eyes and mouth glow in the dark. Probably.

Though I suspect some of you will be. Still, I wonder if the eyes and mouth glow in the dark. Probably.

59. Sometimes it helps if you hang the hats from the ceiling.

Gives an impression of invisible witches in our midst. And it's very simple to do.

Gives an impression of invisible witches in our midst. And it’s very simple to do.

60. Nothing makes a house more haunted than black lighted curtains.

Well, the lights are purple. But ti certainly gives a scary impression. Goes well with the lit spider wreath.

Well, the lights are purple. But ti certainly gives a scary impression. Goes well with the lit spider wreath.

61. Hope these moon coffins don’t give you bumps in the night.

These are more like dioramas with haunted night scenes. But I really think they're quite original.

These are more like dioramas with haunted night scenes. But I really think they’re quite original.

62. Instead of carving a pumpkin, why not cover one in lace.

Might want to go with a craft pumpkin if you want it to last. But I really like the black ribbon and lace on this.

Might want to go with a craft pumpkin if you want it to last. But I really like the black ribbon and lace on this.

63. No one could hide from this pumpkin spider.

This consists of 3 pumpkins and 8 twigs for each leg. Oh, and eyes. Makes a great lawn decoration.

This consists of 3 pumpkins and 8 twigs for each leg. Oh, and eyes. Makes a great lawn decoration.

64. For neighborhoods with trick or treaters, this is the sign for you.

Helps it has footprints for ghosts and Frankenstein monsters. Adorable.

Helps it has footprints for ghosts and Frankenstein monsters. Adorable.

65. A black witch’s hat is always where it’s at.

This one has feathers, ribbons, and flowers on it. Great for any witch on the town.

This one has feathers, ribbons, and flowers on it. Great for any witch on the town.

66. This Halloween grace your front door with this wreath of black lace.

Said to be made from a pool noodle and a black lace stocking. Love the flower.

Said to be made from a pool noodle and a black lace stocking. Love the flower.

67. This deco mesh ghost is here to greet you.

Seems quite friendly compared to the other ghosts on here. Great for families with young children.

Seems quite friendly compared to the other ghosts on here. Great for families with young children.

68. You can’t do wrong with a wreath sporting a shiny skull.

Well, this is quite snazzy. Like how they used black, white, and gray. Has a nice Halloween touch.

Well, this is quite snazzy. Like how they used black, white, and gray. Has a nice Halloween touch.

69. This flower pot witch really casts a spell.

Doesn't hurt she has a flower pot hat to match. And that she's near a pumpkin.

Doesn’t hurt she has a flower pot hat to match. And that she’s near a pumpkin.

70. It’s always a time to be scary with this jack-o-lantern clock.

Just remember to make this from a craft pumpkin. And only use the bottom. Still, the smile is eerie.

Just remember to make this from a craft pumpkin. And only use the bottom. Still, the smile is eerie.

71. Welcome to Miller’s Dead & Breakfast Inn.

You can check in but you can't check out. Also, don't mind the crows.

You can check in but you can’t check out. Also, don’t mind the crows.

72. Guess someone is burying bones in the garden.

Yes, these Halloween decorations can be quite morbid. This is especially when you put a skeleton in a wheelbarrow with dirt. Still, it's gravely clever.

Yes, these Halloween decorations can be quite morbid. This is especially when you put a skeleton in a wheelbarrow with dirt. Still, it’s gravely clever.

73. Help! This mummy is dead and he can’t get up.

However, the fact he could get up is scary enough. Also, the fact he's a mummy.

However, the fact he could get up is scary enough. Also, the fact he’s a mummy.

74. I don’t think having extra boards on that coffin does the trick.

Because the body's still trying to get out. And I think they might need a better box.

Because the body’s still trying to get out. And I think they might need a better box.

75. A black streamer crow wreath is great for any front door.

Though you might have to worry about rain in some areas. Perhaps it's best to keep it inside or on a wall.

Though you might have to worry about rain in some areas. Perhaps it’s best to keep it inside or on a wall.

76. Want to kill some sparkly vampires? Take a stake.

Because those kind of vampires make the Draculas out there look like wimps. Sorry, Twilight fans.

Because those kind of vampires make the Draculas out there look like wimps. Sorry, Twilight fans.

77. Unused wicked witch boots always gather weeds.

Except that these aren't exactly weeds per se. But you get the idea.

Except that these aren’t exactly weeds per se. But you get the idea.

78. Nothing makes a great Halloween wreath like a murder of crows.

Well, there's only a few of them as far as I could tell. But they sure give a great Halloween touch.

Well, there’s only a few of them as far as I could tell. But they sure give a great Halloween touch.

79. Enchant Halloween trick or treaters with this skeleton candle column.

The candles may not light up. But the skeleton is a real scream.

The candles may not light up. But the skeleton is a real scream.

80. This glass block jack-o-lantern can light up a room.

It may not be scary compared to some of the other decorations. But it's worthy for this post and orange.

It may not be scary compared to some of the other decorations. But it’s worthy for this post and orange.

81. Something tells me this woman hasn’t really moved on.

Well, this is a tombstone decoration with candles. But still, this isn't healthy relationship behavior.

Well, this is a tombstone decoration with candles. But still, this isn’t healthy relationship behavior.

82. Seems somebody has a haunted tree in their house.

No, I don't think it's like the ones at Middle Earth. But at least it can't pick itself up and move.

No, I don’t think it’s like the ones at Middle Earth. But at least it can’t pick itself up and move.

83. Shiny purple ribbons and other decor are great for a black witch hat.

Also has some black feather trimmings. In all, I think it's simply sensational.

Also has some black feather trimmings. In all, I think it’s simply sensational.

84. Keep your living room a light with this jack-o-lantern lamp.

It's just a lamp with a jack-o-lantern face. Nothing to see here because jack-o-lanterns aren't really scary.

It’s just a lamp with a jack-o-lantern face. Nothing to see here because jack-o-lanterns aren’t really scary.

85. A black feather wreath can always do with a few Halloween touches.

Yes, I have quite a few feather wreaths on here. But each is decorated in its own way so to speak. Love this one.

Yes, I have quite a few feather wreaths on here. But each is decorated in its own way so to speak. Love this one.

86. Jack-o-lantern glass blocks can light in different colors.

Come in orange, purple, and pink. And with different faces for each. Clever.

Come in orange, purple, and pink. And with different faces for each. Clever.

87. Make your very own haunted neighborhood with some black and glow in the dark paint.

Sure these houses aren't too fancy. But it kind of helps since it makes them easy to paint. Like the glowing tree.

Sure these houses aren’t too fancy. But it kind of helps since it makes them easy to paint. Like the glowing tree.

88. Seems like someone has restless bones in the night.

And he doesn't seem too happy either. Doesn't help there's light coming from his coffin.

And he doesn’t seem too happy either. Doesn’t help there’s light coming from his coffin.

89. A skull wreath always has to have roses and feathers.

Well, this is pretty morbid mostly because of the skulls. And the black stuff. Love the flowers.

Well, this is pretty morbid mostly because of the skulls. And the black stuff. Love the flowers.

90. Seems like we have a little ghost family on our hands.

Well, these are made from cheese cloth and don't take a particular shape. the girl ones have bows though.

Well, these are made from cheese cloth and don’t take a particular shape. the girl ones have bows though.

91. I bid you fair welcome to the Sleepy Hollow Bed and Breakfast.

The place for those who actually want to see the Headless Horseman. Just come and lay your head.

The place for those who actually want to see the Headless Horseman. Just come and lay your head.

92. There’s no place like tomb sweet tomb.

Like "Home Sweet Home" except more morbid with tone. Anyway, like the frame.

Like “Home Sweet Home” except more morbid with tone. Anyway, like the frame.

93. Impress Halloween party guests with this jack-o-lantern arch.

Lights up at night, too. Still, hope you have a lot of craft pumpkins and carving time for this.

Lights up at night, too. Still, hope you have a lot of craft pumpkins and carving time for this.

94. Nothing makes a better centerpiece for your Halloween table than this haunted candle display.

Yes, it's another Halloween candle display. But this has feathers and pumpkins. Love the purple holders.

Yes, it’s another Halloween candle display. But this has feathers and pumpkins. Love the purple holders.

95. Hope you can lend a hand with these flower pots.

Okay, maybe not how this decoration implies. Still, if I found hands in pots like this, I'd kind of freak out.

Okay, maybe not how this decoration implies. Still, if I found hands in pots like this, I’d kind of freak out.

96. Grace a buffet with this witch feet table runner.

Yes, it may be covered in cobwebs and have feet at the end. But I'm sure guest will love it.

Yes, it may be covered in cobwebs and have feet at the end. But I’m sure guest will love it.

97. The chandelier is covered in cobwebs again.

Actually that's an umbrella frame with some lights and a rope holding it. It's meant to resemble an old chandelier.

Actually that’s an umbrella frame with some lights and a rope holding it. It’s meant to resemble an old chandelier.

98. This raven chandelier shall leave your dining room nevermore.

Like how the birds seemed to build a nest and make themselves at home. This is brilliant.

Like how the birds seemed to build a nest and make themselves at home. This is brilliant.

99. This paper mache haunted house has a rather eerie presence.

After all, a witch currently occupies it. Love how it lights up with the roof and cobweb detail.

After all, a witch currently occupies it. Love how it lights up with the roof and cobweb detail.

100. That head has been on a platter for far too long.

Guess the raven kept it in a cage for years. Not sure what it wants to do with it.

Guess the raven kept it in a cage for years. Not sure what it wants to do with it.

The Fantastic Footwear World of Shoes

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Unless you’re a hobbit on Middle Earth, there’s a very good chance you’ll need a pair of shoes to protect your feet. You may also need different kinds of shoes depending on occasion. Some people wear special shoes related to their job. Some wear them as a fashion statement. But why or when we wear them, shoes always have a major place in our lives. If you’re a famous dictator’s wife in the Philippines, they’re a major collector’s item. If you’re an American Muslim from the Middle East, they’re something you throw at Donald Trump at one of his rallies as a way of saying, “Thanks for stereotyping us as terrorists and making our lives miserable, you xenophobic asshole.” And if you’re a woman at Gabe’s, it’s likely they probably won’t have the shoes you want available. Of course, I always try to keep a hold of my shoes as much as I can. I have high heels for special occasions depending on seasons. I have a pair of tennis shoes for everyday life. I have pair of old tennis shoes for yard work. I have sandals to slip on when I need to go outside. I have old marching band shoes I wear for job interviews. I have a pair of flip flops for a public showers. I have slippers for around the house. And I have a pair of boots for winter weather. So that makes my shoe wardrobe. Now I can show you all the great shoes out there but you’ll probably be bored to tears. So instead, I’ll show you shoes that might make you scratch your heads. And most of these won’t make a comfortable fit or have any practical use whatsoever. For your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of unique shoes.

  1. A high heel must have a nice colorful plume in the front.
Not sure if I like the colors on this one. But this is an interesting shoe to look at.

Not sure if I like the colors on this one. But this is an interesting shoe to look at.

2. You’ve never seen a golden sandal like this.

Guess a shoe like this doesn't come cheap. And I think having to pay more than $50 for a pair of sneakers was something to bitch about.

Guess a shoe like this doesn’t come cheap. And I think having to pay more than $50 for a pair of sneakers was something to bitch about.

3. This high heel shoe is meant for the woman who uses antlers in all of her decorating.

Of course, these aren't real antlers. But they'll look sensational in any hunting trophy room.

Of course, these aren’t real antlers. But they’ll look sensational in any hunting trophy room.

4. Heard of an alligator purse? How about an alligator shoe?

I hope that gator isn't real. Or is it a crocodile. If the latter, than this must be the best croc I've seen. Literally.

I hope that gator isn’t real. Or is it a crocodile. If the latter, than this must be the best croc I’ve seen. Literally.

5. These hooves are golden.

Yes, these are golden hoof shoes. And I don't think they look too comfortable. Seriously, they don't seem to have much support.

Yes, these are golden hoof shoes. And I don’t think they look too comfortable. Seriously, they don’t seem to have much support.

6. This pair of sandals come from the fringes.

However, I hope these don't come with a Native American costume. Because I don't think Indian women would wear them.

However, I hope these don’t come with a Native American costume. Because I don’t think Indian women would’ve worn them.

7. These boots must be nicely laced up.

Well, they seem to have a lot of lace on them. Or are those yarn cobwebs or fishnets?

Well, they seem to have a lot of lace on them. Or are those yarn cobwebs or fishnets?

8. How arched platform slippers like these?

Not sure if they'd be more comfortable than high heels. But they sure as hell aren't shoes I can walk in.

Not sure if they’d be more comfortable than high heels. But they sure as hell aren’t shoes I can walk in.

9. This pair comes with a real bite.

And they're not kidding here. Not sure if they're shoes I'd want to sink my teeth into. Because they don't seem like I can walk in them.

And they’re not kidding here. Not sure if they’re shoes I’d want to sink my teeth into. Because they don’t seem like I can walk in them.

10. If wicked witches had high heeled boots, they’d look like these.

Okay, maybe if they wore stiletto boots. Still, I think ruby slippers are much more comfortable.

Okay, maybe if they wore stiletto boots. Still, I think ruby slippers are much more comfortable.

11. With this pair of sandals, the eyes have it.

And they seem to be staring right back at you. Seems kind of creepy to me.

And they seem to be staring right back at you. Seems kind of creepy to me.

12. This sneaker comes with its very own CD player.

A CD player sneaker. wonder how that works. Wonder if I even want this.

A CD player sneaker. wonder how that works. Wonder if I even want this.

13. This pair gives the term “footie slippers” a whole new meaning.

Okay, this is pretty strange. You put your foot into slippers shaped like feet. Insane.

Okay, this is pretty strange. You put your foot into slippers shaped like feet. Insane.

14. Now this boot is pretty surreal.

I think someone might've made this. Was probably on acid at the time. Yes, I don't have much of an explanation for it either.

I think someone might’ve made this. Was probably on acid at the time. Yes, I don’t have much of an explanation for it either.

15. Not sure if these high heels are for walking or ice skating.

And if they're for both, can I remove the blades? Then again, I don't think skating in high heels is a good idea.

And if they’re for both, can I remove the blades? Then again, I don’t think skating in high heels is a good idea.

16. Did this person step in some gum?

No, that's just how the shoe is designed. The gum is at the heel. I know what you're thinking but it's not what it looks like.

No, that’s just how the shoe is designed. The gum is at the heel. I know what you’re thinking but it’s not what it looks like.

17. These high heels are surely ap-peeling.

If only Carmen Miranda could wear these to match her hat. Then her whole outfit would've been perfect.

If only Carmen Miranda could wear these to match her hat. Then her whole outfit would’ve been perfect.

18. These high heel shoes come extra spiked.

If there were orc women on Middle Earth, you can bet they'd wear shoes like these. And they'd use them as weapons.

If there were orc women on Middle Earth, you can bet they’d wear shoes like these. And they’d use them as weapons.

19. I’ve heard that hoof heeled shoes are all the rage these days.

Yes, these are made from horse legs. I know it's kind of creepy. But at least these have some support unlike the other hoof shoes.

Yes, these are made from horse legs. I know it’s kind of creepy. But at least these have some support unlike the other hoof shoes.

20. This shoe has a chocolate cupcake sweetness to it.

However, I don't think it offers great foot support at the heel. But it has a nice strawberry on top.

However, I don’t think it offers great foot support at the heel. But it has a nice strawberry on top.

21. For Jaws fans, this high heeled shoe is hard to resist.

Perfect for the fashion runway during Shark Week. Of course, It has teeth in the back and a dorsal fin on the front.

Perfect for the fashion runway during Shark Week. Of course, It has teeth in the back and a dorsal fin on the front.

22. These heels must be at the wrong place.

Because those heels have to be on the back for support. Not near the sole which doesn't accomplish much.

Because those heels have to be on the back for support. Not near the sole which doesn’t accomplish much.

23. Try walking in shoes with bulky cushions on them.

At least I think they're cushions. But they're quite bulky that I wouldn't be caught dead in them.

At least I think they’re cushions. But they’re quite bulky that I wouldn’t be caught dead in them.

24. A shoe like this is for anyone who takes life from the horns.

I have to put this on my post since my sister went to VCU. Their mascot is a ram. This shoe has a ram's horn.

I have to put this on my post since my sister went to VCU. Their mascot is a ram. This shoe has a ram’s horn.

25. Wonder what it’s like to walk in shoes like these.

They just seem to be made from plastic with ribbons on it. Also, seem easily breakable.

They just seem to be made from plastic with ribbons on it. Also, seem easily breakable.

26. These sundae shoes will bring sweet smiles.

They even have platform and heels on the cones. Not to mention, the cherry on top.

They even have platform and heels on the cones. Not to mention, the cherry on top.

27. These leaf shoes are the height of fall fashion.

Kind of remind me what you'd see Robin Hood wear. If he tried living off the land a little more. Then again, leaf shoes wouldn't look like these.

Kind of remind me what you’d see Robin Hood wear. If he tried living off the land a little more. Then again, leaf shoes wouldn’t look like these.

28. This tentacle shoe is great for undersea couture.

It's also the shoe you'd see Maleficent wear with Ursula's parts. Okay, maybe I went too far with that one.

It’s also the shoe you’d see Maleficent wear with Ursula’s parts. Okay, maybe I went too far with that one.

29. No one could resist this squirrelicorn heel.

Brought to you by the latest in fashion and rogue taxidermy. Yeah, this is pretty freaky.

Brought to you by the latest in fashion and rogue taxidermy. Yeah, this is pretty freaky.

30. Ever thought you’d like to walk in a suspended basket? Now you can.

Yes, this is one crazy shoe. Seems likely to break once you stand up in it.

Yes, this is one crazy shoe. Seems likely to break once you stand up in it.

31. Wonder if this shoe has stepped in something.

No, that's just how the shoe's designed. Not sure if it provides any ample support.

No, that’s just how the shoe’s designed. Not sure if it provides any ample support.

32. There’s something fishy about this high heeled shoe.

That it has two goldfish in it. Hope they were taken out after the photo shoot. Or just photoshopped on here.

That it has two goldfish in it. Hope they were taken out after the photo shoot. Or just photoshopped on here.

33. This high heel shoe brings in the flowery spring.

Know the flowers are fake in this one. Because if they were real, you couldn't wear it.

Know the flowers are fake in this one. Because if they were real, you couldn’t wear it.

34. Not sure if abstract shoes provide some support.

Because this shoe doesn't seem sturdy or provide any support. Not sure what would a podiatrist think.

Because this shoe doesn’t seem sturdy or provide any support. Not sure what would a podiatrist think.

35. This octopus shoe is the latest in ocean fashion.

Wonder if it's available in purple for those who want to dress up as Ursula. Then again, normal shoes will do.

Wonder if it’s available in purple for those who want to dress up as Ursula. Then again, normal shoes will do.

36. Bet you never saw wooden shoes like these.

Probably not, because clogs were peasant wear, folks. Still, they don't look comfortable.

Probably not, because clogs were peasant wear, folks. Still, they don’t look comfortable.

37. These shoes carry an infinity of gold rings.

Yes, these gold boots go up to one's knee in gold rings. Not sure if they're flattering though.

Yes, these gold boots go up to one’s knee in gold rings. Not sure if they’re flattering though.

38. Ladies, if you like high heels and scuba diving, these flipper shoes are for you.

These are flipper high heels which can go with any scuba diving dress at your desire. Great for swimming and long walks at the beach, especially during a hurricane or flood.

These are flipper high heels which can go with any scuba diving dress at your desire. Great for swimming and long walks at the beach, especially during a hurricane or flood.

39. Never saw sandal platforms like these before.

Well, they seem sturdy. But I don't think they're necessarily comfortable at any stretch of the imagination.

Well, they seem sturdy. But I don’t think they’re necessarily comfortable at any stretch of the imagination.

40. This gnome heeled shoe will support you.

May be more wearable than a lot of the others in this post. But its biggest drawback is tackiness.

May be more wearable than a lot of the others in this post. But its biggest drawback is tackiness.

41. Take a look at this flowery platform sandal.

Well, at least it has a lovely design on it. But as a piece of practical footwear, it wouldn't pass the test.

Well, at least it has a lovely design on it. But as a piece of practical footwear, it wouldn’t pass the test.

42. These flaming high heels are smoking hot.

Yes, they certainly have flames, all right. And I'm sure Katniss would wear ones that look real on the Hunger Games.

Yes, they certainly have flames, all right. And I’m sure Katniss would wear ones that look real on the Hunger Games.

43. This pair of shoes come specially bladed.

Now how do you walk in these exactly? Because they don't seem to have a kind of shoe sole that you'd find on every shoe.

Now how do you walk in these exactly? Because they don’t seem to have a kind of shoe sole that you’d find on every shoe.

44. These pink heels are fit for a princess.

These seem to be made from plastic or rubber. In any case, they seem rather tacky in princess wear.

These seem to be made from plastic or rubber. In any case, they seem rather tacky in princess wear.

45. This green sandal comes with a vine.

Well, it's great for anything leavy. Like if you're dressed as the Jolly Green Giant's wife for Halloween.

Well, it’s great for anything leafy. Like if you’re dressed as the Jolly Green Giant’s wife for Halloween.

46. These caged heels are best left to the birds.

Doesn't hurt that they have a macaw in them. Still, these look quite nifty.

Doesn’t hurt that they have a macaw in them. Still, these look quite nifty.

47. Didn’t know you can make a high heeled shoe from an erector set.

Then again, if Tim Gunn had an erector set as a kid, he'd certainly make this. Still, doesn't look comfortable.

Then again, if Tim Gunn had an erector set as a kid, he’d certainly make this. Still, doesn’t look comfortable.

48. Not I don’t think anything’s spilled here.

It's just how the shoe is designed, folks. Though the heel seems quite thin. Like the cup handle front.

It’s just how the shoe is designed, folks. Though the heel seems quite thin. Like the cup handle front.

49. These black and gold shoes go great with the fancy scenery.

They have gold soles and black leather. However, wouldn't want to walk in these.

They have gold soles and black leather. However, wouldn’t want to walk in these.

50. These wooden heeled boots seem to have no soles to them.

They're just wooden stands with straps on them. Not great for walking around in at all.

They’re just wooden stands with straps on them. Not great for walking around in at all.

51. These playground heels are worth a slide.

But I'm sure they're not meant for the playground. Because these don't seem to have much support with the ladder.

But I’m sure they’re not meant for the playground. Because these don’t seem to have much support with the ladder.

52. These high heeled shoes come better in swirls.

These are perfect for any gorgon in your life. Though you might not want to look her in the eye for it'll make you petrified.

These are perfect for any gorgon in your life. Though you might not want to look her in the eye for it’ll make you petrified.

53. These wire heels almost feel like nothing.

Because they're useless to protecting your bare feet. You're better off in socks.

Because they’re useless to protecting your bare feet. You’re better off in socks.

54. These shoes seem like they’re on wheels.

Seems like you'd find someone wearing in TRON. And even then, I'm not sure how anyone could walk in these.

Seems like you’d find someone wearing in TRON. And even then, I’m not sure how anyone could walk in these.

55. These red high boots don’t have much on the heel.

Now these can't be comfortable. Seriously, how can anyone walk in these? It's insane.

Now these can’t be comfortable. Seriously, how can anyone walk in these? It’s insane.

56. You can literally mop the floor with this shoe.

But please dip it in water first before you proceed. Because it won't be effective.

But please dip it in water first before you proceed. Because it won’t be effective.

57. How about shoes with crystal bottoms?

And these are held in a gray mesh. Sure they're impractical but they're quite cool.

And these are held in a gray mesh. Sure they’re impractical but they’re quite cool.

58. Speaking of crystals, this heel comes spiked.

And in shiny colors, too. Not something I'd want to walk in. Worried I might stab someone.

And in shiny colors, too. Not something I’d want to walk in. Worried I might stab someone.

59. You’d almost think these shoes were made from the skin of one’s feet.

In a way, that might be so. But the shoes seem quite squared if you ask me.

In a way, that might be so. But the shoes seem quite squared if you ask me.

60. With these shoes, who knows how you’ll be walking.

Now these really can't be good for your feet. They don't seem to have a great structure. Why?

Now these really can’t be good for your feet. They don’t seem to have a great structure. Why?

61. These leather shoes now come with horseshoes.

Great for making horse tracks in mud or snow. But not on a race track because you probably can't run with them.

Great for making horse tracks in mud or snow. But not on a race track because you probably can’t run with them.

62. This sandal is available in Queen Anne’s Lace.

But is it wearable? Seems too delicate to try. Not sure why this exists.

But is it wearable? Seems too delicate to try. Not sure why this exists.

63. Now this is the kind of heel to rock in.

Well, if you really like rock music. But I wouldn't advise you to wear high heels at a concert.

Well, if you really like rock music. But I wouldn’t advise you to wear high heels at a concert.

64. This shoe has a rather feathery disposition.

As far as I could tell, anyway. Because I'd swear that Bjork would actually wear this at a concert.

As far as I could tell, anyway. Because I’d swear that Bjork would actually wear this at a concert.

65. This pie heel comes in cherry.

Yes, this is a cherry pie shoe. But the heel is quite forked.

Yes, this is a cherry pie shoe. But the heel is quite forked.

66. How about strutting in these sundae boots?

Well, strawberry sundae boots anyway. Got to love how they're topped with fudge, cherries, and whipped cream.

Well, strawberry sundae boots anyway. Got to love how they’re topped with fudge, cherries, and whipped cream.

67. These shoes come fully fanged.

Great for a Halloween costume. Only if you can walk in them. Not sure if I could.

Great for a Halloween costume. Only if you can walk in them. Not sure if I could.

68. Finally, a shoe for the open road.

Seems like this shoe road is busy. But at least you can wear it better than a lot of the other ones on this post.

Seems like this shoe road is busy. But at least you can wear it better than a lot of the other ones on this post.

69. This pair of heels comes in roped together.

Doesn't hurt that the soles are of corks as far as I know. Not sure what to make of these.

Doesn’t hurt that the soles are of corks as far as I know. Not sure what to make of these.

70. Guess this is what you’d call a “pasta heel.”

Even comes covered in spaghetti and meatballs. Hope it doesn't make a mess.

Even comes covered in spaghetti and meatballs. Hope it doesn’t make a mess.

71. Sometimes it helps if you walk on a spine.

This pair goes with a heel of vertebrae. Though they may not be great for your feet.

This pair goes with a heel of vertebrae. Though they may not be great for your feet.

72. Try to walk a foot in this sandwich.

Not exactly what you get at Subway is it? Not sure if it's great for walking either.

Not exactly what you get at Subway is it? Not sure if it’s great for walking either.

73. This stiletto is great for a sinister gal.

Except when it comes to your feet. Then it's just plain monstrous.

Except when it comes to your feet. Then it’s just plain monstrous.

74. These shoes are all soled up to the teeth.

And I mean literally in this case. Might be fine to walk in them. But they're quite creepy.

And I mean literally in this case. Might be fine to walk in them. But they’re quite creepy.

75. Never thought you can find a heel so monstrous.

Yes, I know this shoe design makes no sense. But it'll sure look great for a Halloween costume. Got to love the teeth.

Yes, I know this shoe design makes no sense. But it’ll sure look great for a Halloween costume. Got to love the teeth.

76. Seems like someone’s walking in spilled paint.

Actually that's just a shoe design complete with a splatter. Don't try to look into it too deeply.

Actually that’s just a shoe design complete with a splatter. Don’t try to look into it too deeply.

77. This sandal is all corked.

Well, nothing but corked, anyway. Hope this was made from those from a craft store. Or there might be a problem.

Well, nothing but corked, anyway. Hope this was made from those from a craft store. Or there might be a problem.

78. These googly eyed shoes seem to see everything.

Doesn't help that the eyes come in all different sizes. Looks pretty freaky to me.

Doesn’t help that the eyes come in all different sizes. Looks pretty freaky to me.

79. This lipstick heel is all made up.

Well, it's an elegant shoe, lipstick or not. Hope it doesn't leave red marks.

Well, it’s an elegant shoe, lipstick or not. Hope it doesn’t leave red marks.

80. This high heeled boot is all squared.

Well, in all different colors, anyway. Not sure why it looks this way. But I like it.

Well, in all different colors, anyway. Not sure why it looks this way. But I like it.

81. A shoe like this can help you spring into action.

Well, at least at the heel. Not sure if the spring can actually compress if pressed.

Well, at least at the heel. Not sure if the spring can actually compress if pressed.

82. These heels are pure steampunk gold.

Had to put a steampunk shoe somewhere in this post. Notice how the heel looks mechanized.

Had to put a steampunk shoe somewhere in this post. Notice how the heel looks mechanized.

83. How about a braided heel?

This one is golden if you get my drift. Other than that, it resembles a normal shoe.

This one is golden if you get my drift. Other than that, it resembles a normal shoe.

84. Nothing is more stylish than an orchid heel.

This one comes in pink. But orchids can be of any color. Looks quite delicate.

This one comes in pink. But orchids can be of any color. Looks quite delicate.

85. Not sure if these shoes can wheel you in.

Though you might try. Yet, I don't think these were made for practicality.

Though you might try. Yet, I don’t think these were made for practicality.

86. These denim boots are heavy duty.

They even come with pockets. Probably made from an old pair of jeans, no doubt.

They even come with pockets. Probably made from an old pair of jeans, no doubt.

87. Ever tried on a monstrosity heel like this.

I've seen many heels like this in different colors. But yeah, it's pretty freak if you asked me.

I’ve seen many heels like this in different colors. But yeah, it’s pretty freak if you asked me.

88. There’s nothing in like snake skin.

Well, the snake skin is one thing. But the shape of these shoes is another. At any rate, they're weird looking.

Well, the snake skin is one thing. But the shape of these shoes is another. At any rate, they’re weird looking.

89. Ever seen a caged sandal before?

Yes, it's another cage shoe. But I do like the lovely flower decorations on this.

Yes, it’s another cage shoe. But I do like the lovely flower decorations on this.

90. These prehistoric heels are the latest from Jurassic Park.

Got to love how they feature a T-Rex for support. Now that's a real dinosaur.

Got to love how they feature a T-Rex for support. Now that’s a real dinosaur.

91. This cyberpunk boot comes in full gear.

Well, not exactly with gears for it also has spikes at the foot. But yeah, it seems straight from Bladerunner.

Well, not exactly with gears for it also has spikes at the foot. But yeah, it seems straight from Bladerunner.

92. Take a look at these golden scorpion heels.

Never thought such fearsome creatures could be so stylish on a shoe. And yes, these are scorpions which are worse than crabs. Because they're poisonous.

Never thought such fearsome creatures could be so stylish on a shoe. And yes, these are scorpions which are worse than crabs. Because they’re poisonous.

93. These fish sandals are great for the beach.

Though people might think you're a bit fishy. Might want to stay away from sharks in these for obvious reasons.

Though people might think you’re a bit fishy. Might want to stay away from sharks in these for obvious reasons.

94. Try on this footlong flip flop.

Well, it's on a dark bread slice instead of a bun. But it has a lot of toppings.

Well, it’s on a dark bread slice instead of a bun. But it has a lot of toppings.

95. They always said that moleskin slippers are comfy.

Though these moleskin shoes are pretty damn creepy. But that's what you get with taxidermy.

Though these moleskin shoes are pretty damn creepy. But that’s what you get with taxidermy.

96. These shoes come with multiple supports.

You got that right. But that doesn't mean they're comfortable or even walkable.

You got that right. But that doesn’t mean they’re comfortable or even walkable.

97. You’d almost think these shoes were melting.

No, that's just how the shoes were made. Though I wouldn't want to walk in these.

No, that’s just how the shoes were made. Though I wouldn’t want to walk in these.

98. With this heel, it’s have gun will travel.

Guaranteed to make you a belle at the NRA convention. Though I hope the gun and bullets aren't operational.

Guaranteed to make you a belle at the NRA convention. Though I hope the gun and bullets aren’t operational.

99. Looks like Atlas has quite a foot to hold in this heel.

I think this shoe design is called, "Golddigger." Seems oddly fitting to me.

I think this shoe design is called, “Golddigger.” Seems oddly fitting to me.

100. A shoe like this can really be a deadly weapon when knuckles are involved.

Guess this is called "a purse snatcher's worst nightmare. Though the heel could do quite a bit of damage.

Guess this is called “a purse snatcher’s worst nightmare. Though the heel could do quite a bit of damage.

The Nesting World of Matryoshka Dolls

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One of the more popular dolls around the world are Russian matryoshka dolls which is a set of wooden dolls that have one doll inside another and so on and so forth. The name “matryoshka” meaning “little matron” and is a diminutive form of the Russian girls’ name  “Matryona” or “Matriosha.” Outside Russia, these are known as nesting dolls. Anyway, the original nesting doll set was carved in 1890 by Vasily Petrovich Zvyozdochkin and designed by folk crafts painter Sergey Vasilyevich Malyutin in Abramstevo. These men were inspired by a doll from Japan’s Honsu which may have been a hollow daruma doll of a Buddhist monk or a Seven Lucky Gods nesting doll. So it’s possible the popular doll sets associated with Russian arts and crafts could’ve had roots in Japan.Traditionally, the outer layer is a woman in Russian peasant garb but the figures inside can be of either gender. The smallest, innermost doll is usually a baby carved from a single piece of wood. A lot of the artistry is used in the painting of each doll which can be very elaborate. And each nesting doll set often follows a theme which can range from fairy tale characters, holiday decorations, and even Soviet leaders. For instance, my family has a nesting doll set of nutcrackers they sometimes use for Christmas. Today you can see nesting dolls covering just about anything which part of why I’m doing this post. There are even nesting doll sets from craft stores you can paint yourself. So for your reading pleasure, enjoy these unique Russian nesting doll sets.

  1. With these Devo nesting dolls, you must whip it, whip it good.
This 1980s band was best recognized by their trademark hats. So doing a nesting doll set of the lineup wasn't difficult.

This 1980s band was best recognized by their trademark hats. So doing a nesting doll set of the lineup wasn’t difficult.

2. Let yourself go with these nesting dolls from Frozen.

This set has Elsa, Anna, Kristoph, Hands, and Olaf in descending order. And each is well painted.

This set has Elsa, Anna, Kristoph, Hands, and Olaf in descending order. And each is well painted.

3. This nesting doll set is particularly presidential.

This one just has the presidential hits. Why FDR, Harry Truman, Teddy Roosevelt, James Madison, LBJ, and Richard Nixon weren't included, I have no idea.

This one just has the presidential hits. Why FDR, Teddy Roosevelt, James Madison, LBJ, or Richard Nixon weren’t included, I have no idea. Also, Ben Franklin wasn’t a president.

4. Henry VIII and his six wives always make for a great set of 7.

Henry VIII is the biggest while each wife is depicted in descending order. Sorry if Anne Bolelyn and Katherine Howard don't come with detachable heads.

Henry VIII is the biggest while each wife is depicted in descending order. Sorry if Anne Boleyn and Katherine Howard don’t come with detachable heads.

5. Mexicans who celebrate Dia de los Muertos can’t do without this nesting doll set.

Each one is depicted as skulls as specified. Make great decorations on any Mexican shelf.

Each one is depicted as skulls as specified. Make great decorations on any Mexican shelf.

6. This nesting doll set pays tribute to Charlie Chaplin as the Little Tramp.

Of course, one doll depicts him as he normally looked like. But as an old movie buff, I find this set awesome.

Of course, one doll depicts him as he normally looked like. But as an old movie buff, I find this set awesome.

7. If you like horror comedy, this Addams family nesting doll set is a delight.

Sure it doesn't include Lurch and Uncle Fester. But it does consist of Gomez, Morticia, and their kids.

Sure it doesn’t include Lurch and Uncle Fester. But it does consist of Gomez, Morticia, and their kids.

8. This nesting doll set was made for cat fanciers in mind.

A must have for the crazy cat ladies of lore. A set of 5 cat breeds.

A must have for the crazy cat ladies of lore. A set of 5 cat breeds.

9. Seems like we have a US and Russian crew on this space shuttle.

Yes, it's a crew of 4. But the largest doll is a shuttle. How cool is that?

Yes, it’s a crew of 4. But the largest doll is a shuttle. How cool is that?

10. From the world of Roald Dahl, no one can resist this Charlie and the Chocolate Factory set.

Includes Willy Wonka, Charlie, the 4 brats, and an Oompah-Loompah. Great for inducing nightmares from children.

Includes Willy Wonka, Charlie, the 4 brats, and an Oompah-Loompah. Great for inducing nightmares from children.

11. A set of Sesame Street nesting dolls is all you need to learn your ABCs.

However, I think Big Bird should be the biggest doll, not Elmo. Also, Bert and Ernie should be shown together. But whoever made this wanted to use different colors. Cookie Monster should be bigger as well.

However, I think Big Bird should be the biggest doll, not Elmo. Also, Bert and Ernie should be shown together. But whoever made this wanted to use different colors. Cookie Monster should be bigger as well.

12. On the child unfriendly side, there’s a nesting doll set from South Park.

This one depicts the main boys as well as Mr. Poop. Please don't ask.

This one depicts the main boys as well as Mr. Poop. Please don’t ask.

13. Minion fans will enjoy a nesting doll set like these.

Well, to be fair, minions aren't hard to paint since they're mostly yellow. Still, these are adorable.

Well, to be fair, minions aren’t hard to paint since they’re mostly yellow. Still, these are adorable.

14. Nesting doll fans should take a look at these painted owls.

Each owl is painted in a rather stylized fashion. But each is special in its own way. Then again, owl nesting dolls are probably not hard.

Each owl is painted in a rather stylized fashion. But each is special in its own way. Then again, owl nesting dolls are probably not hard.

15. The theme of this nesting doll set is a costumed cat family.

Each of them seem to be in Renaissance costume. I think this is based off an artist who does cat paintings.

Each of them seem to be in Renaissance costume. I think this is based off an artist who does anthropomorphic cat paintings.

16. These nesting dolls are afraid of no ghost.

Kind of bummed they don't have the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in this Ghostbusters line up. Well, you can't win them all.

Kind of bummed they don’t have the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in this Ghostbusters line up. Well, you can’t win them all.

17. These ninja nesting will make you never see what’s coming.

After all, you don't expect them to wear outfits in 5 different colors. Or be so adorable. Love it.

After all, you don’t expect them to wear outfits in 5 different colors. Or be so adorable. Love it.

18. Civil War buffs would appreciate this nesting doll set of Union generals.

However, I'd take out George B. McClellan and Irving McDowell because one lost the Second Battle of Bull Run while the other was a perpetual chickenshit. Replace with Philip Sheridan and George H. Thomas. Or David Farragut.

However, I’d take out George B. McClellan and Irving McDowell because one lost the Second Battle of Bull Run while the other was a perpetual chickenshit. Replace with Philip Sheridan and George H. Thomas. Or David Farragut.

19. This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle set will make you say, “Cowabunga!”

Has the 4 Ninja Turtles and their mentor. Yes, Ninja Turtle fans, this set exists.

Has the 4 Ninja Turtles and their mentor. Yes, Ninja Turtle fans, this set exists.

20. Teachers will surely appreciate a nesting doll set like this on their desks.

Each teacher has a tool to teach with in this set of 5. Not sure if they have one for guys. Probably not.

Each teacher has a tool to teach with in this set of 5. Not sure if they have one for guys. Probably not.

21. Florida Gators fans will enjoy this nesting doll set.

Yes, they have college sports ones as well as professional. Not sure who the players are under the helmets. Not that I care.

Yes, they have college sports ones as well as professional. Not sure who the players are under the helmets. Not that I care.

22. This owl set will surely be a hoot.

Yes, this is another owl nesting doll set. But these are painted more realistically. And I'm sure they're not from North America.

Yes, this is another owl nesting doll set. But these are painted more realistically. And I’m sure they’re not from North America.

23. What better way to honor Team USA during the Sochi Winter Olympics than with this nesting doll set?

I would've went with the Russian Rio set. But I found the wood on those dolls tested positive for performance enhancing drugs.

I would’ve went with the Russian Rio set. But I found the wood on those dolls tested positive for performance enhancing drugs.

24. These firefighter nesting dolls are always to the rescue.

The large one even has its own hat. One even depicts a fireman trying to rescue someone from a building.

The large one even has its own hat. One even depicts a fireman in action. Includes dalmatian and fire hydrant.

25. If you’re Jewish, Russian, and like Marc Chagall, this set is for you.

Marc Chagall was a famous modernist artist who worked with several artistic styles in several artistic mediums. Part of his art was based on Eastern European Jewish folk culture.

Marc Chagall was a famous modernist artist who worked with several artistic styles in several artistic mediums. Part of his art was based on Eastern European Jewish folk culture.

26. Since there are so many lighthouses, there has to be a nesting doll set for them.

Noticed how the lighthouses are in different colors and styles. I guess the stripes seem to increase their visibility.

Noticed how the lighthouses are in different colors and styles. I guess the stripes seem to increase their visibility.

27. This nativity nesting doll set is perfect for Christmas at any home.

There are a lot of nativity scene nesting doll sets out there. This one was made for small children. So cute.

There are a lot of nativity scene nesting doll sets out there. This one was made for small children. So cute.

28. Nurses will appreciate this nesting doll set.

Notice how each nurse is dressed in a different way. And how each one of them handles different things.

Notice how each nurse is dressed in a different way. And how each one of them handles different things.

29. Fans of Greek mythology will totally want this set of nesting dolls.

This mostly consist of mythological creatures. Not sure who or what that guy in the loin cloth is supposed to be.

This mostly consist of mythological creatures. Not sure who or what that guy in the loin cloth is supposed to be.

30. This snowman family is all smiles in winter.

Guess this one isn't hard to make. Still, I bet they're all singing Christmas carols since two of them are holding books.

Guess this one isn’t hard to make. Still, I bet they’re all singing Christmas carols since two of them are holding books.

31. No nesting doll can be complete without a set of the King.

I may not be a fan of Elvis. But I know that many readers will appreciate these dolls. Doesn't include his Vegas years.

I may not be a fan of Elvis. But I know that many readers will appreciate these dolls. Doesn’t include his Vegas years.

32. For fairy tale sets, this Little Red Riding Hood one is worth howling over.

Includes all the known characters. However, what most people don't know is that this children's story originally didn't have a happy ending. And it had sexual connotations.

Includes all the known characters. However, what most people don’t know is that this children’s story originally didn’t have a happy ending. And it had sexual connotations.

33. This horror nesting doll set will give you a good scare.

These seem like extras from The Nightmare Before Christmas. But I'll allow it. Great for those who love a good scare.

These seem like extras from The Nightmare Before Christmas. But I’ll allow it. Great for those who love a good scare.

34. Not to be outdone, the Confederate side has nesting doll generals of their own.

I suppose James Longstreet is the smallest one because he became a Republican and civil rights advocate after the war. Not to mention, he didn't think the South could win and was right.

I suppose James Longstreet is the smallest one because he became a Republican and civil rights advocate after the war. Not to mention, he didn’t think the South could win and was right.

35. This Happy Hoots nesting doll family will make you smile.

Yes, this is my third owl nesting doll set. But these have different colors on them. So I couldn't pass it up.

Yes, this is my third owl nesting doll set. But these have different colors on them. So I couldn’t pass it up.

36. Speaking of nesting dolls, these chickens are only fitting.

Comes with one rooster, 3 hens, and a chick. Great for down on the farm.

Comes with one rooster, 3 hens, and a chick. Great for down on the farm.

37. For dogs like these, it’s up to them to destroy the One Collar to rule them all.

This nesting doll set depicts dogs as Lord of the Rings characters. I know it's crazy, right?

This nesting doll set depicts dogs as Lord of the Rings characters. I know it’s crazy, right?

38. If you don’t like Ninja Turtles, a regular turtle set would do just fine.

Because while real turtles aren't fit to be ninjas, they can be quite cool. Each one here has a unique shell.

Because while real turtles aren’t fit to be ninjas, they can be quite cool. Each one here has a unique shell.

39. For Queen fans, this nesting set will rock you.

Depicts each member of Queen and their logo. There are lots of songs from this group that get stuck in your head.

Depicts each member of Queen and their logo. There are lots of songs from this group that get stuck in your head.

40. Those who grew up loving The Wizard of Oz will enjoy this set of nesting dolls.

Includes Dorothy, Toto, the Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Cowardly Lion. I know it's not the best but it's the least scary rendition.

Includes Dorothy, Toto, the Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Cowardly Lion. I know it’s not the best but it’s the least scary rendition.

41. This Pink Floyd nesting doll set belongs on the dark side of the moon.

Wait, that group had 5 members. Why does this set depict 4? Maybe because Syd Barrett left the group early.

Wait, that group had 5 members. Why does this set depict 4? Maybe because Syd Barrett left the group early.

42. While some nesting doll sets are nativity scenes, this one depicts the life of Christ.

You have a lot of these sets, too. Usually they start at the nativity. This one depicts some of Jesus's miracles and the Good Samaritan.

You have a lot of these sets, too. Usually they start at the nativity. This one depicts some of Jesus’s miracles and the Good Samaritan.

43. You have to have a hard heart not to appreciate this nesting doll set of woodland creatures.

Well, one of them is a chick while 2 are insects. But the others are a fox, rabbit, and owl. Probably made for kids.

Well, one of them is a chick while 2 are insects. But the others are a fox, rabbit, and owl. Probably made for kids.

44. A Van Gogh nesting doll set is great for anyone with a lust for life.

Shows Van Gogh's self-portrait with 4 of his best known paintings. All of which didn't earn him a dime.

Shows Van Gogh’s self-portrait with 4 of his best known paintings. All of which didn’t earn him a dime.

45. For Will and Kate’s wedding, these nesting dolls are best desired.

Consists of Will and Kate, Elizabeth II and Philip, Charles, Diana, and Harry. All in a red background.

Consists of Will and Kate, Elizabeth II and Philip, Charles, Diana, and Harry. All in a red background.

46. Since nesting dolls are from Russia, it’s only fair I present you a set of modern Russian leaders.

Soviet and otherwise to get my drift, starting with Lenin. But Putin is included.

Soviet and otherwise to get my drift, starting with Lenin. But Putin is included.

47. This nesting doll set of Goldilocks and the Three Bears is just right.

Like how they made all the bears bigger than Goldilocks. She really should've known not to break into a bear home.

Like how they made all the bears bigger than Goldilocks. She really should’ve known not to break into a bear home.

48. From New Zealand, is this set of Maori nesting dolls.

The Maori are the indigenous people of New Zealand who do exist (unlike Hobbits). They're known for their striped grass skirts.

The Maori are the indigenous people of New Zealand who do exist (unlike Hobbits). They’re known for their striped grass skirts.

49. Fans of Wes Anderson will adore this nesting doll set of the Grand Budapest Hotel.

Depicts characters from the hit Wes Anderson movie that should've won the Oscar for Best Picture. Still, this is great.

Depicts characters from the hit Wes Anderson movie that should’ve won the Oscar for Best Picture. Still, this is great.

50. No, I don’t think this is a set of ninja nesting dolls.

These are nesting dolls of Muslim women in the Middle East. Well, at least ones wearing a chador that only shows the eyes.

These are nesting dolls of Muslim women in the Middle East. Well, at least ones wearing a chador that only shows the eyes.

51. Russian nesting doll beauties always look great in furs.

Well, they seemed to dress quite fancy. But Russian winters can be quite brutally cold.

Well, they seemed to dress quite fancy. But Russian winters can be quite brutally cold.

52. These painted women nesting dolls seem as immortal on wood as they are on canvas.

I guess these are from Renaissance paintings since they depict the Virgin Mary. Not to mention, a bunch of women dressed from the 16th century.

I guess these are from Renaissance paintings since they depict the Virgin Mary. Not to mention, a bunch of women dressed from the 16th century.

53. As with nesting dolls, burlesque involves multiple layers.

As you can see how each succeeding doll has less and less clothes on. The last one is totally nude.

As you can see how each succeeding doll has less and less clothes on. The last one is totally nude.

54. No one can resist this panda bear nesting doll family.

I don't think pandas live in groups like that for they're solitary creatures. But this set is adorable.

I don’t think pandas live in groups like that for they’re solitary creatures. But this set is adorable.

55. This Obama First Family nesting doll set is sincerely presidential.

Let's just say I'll miss this bunch after Obama is out of office. This is especially if Mr. Hamsterhair gets elected president which I think will be a nightmare.

Let’s just say I’ll miss this bunch after Obama is out of office. This is especially if Mr. Hamsterhair gets elected president which I think will be an absolute nightmare.

56. This nesting doll set is among the best from the Hundred Acre Wood.

Includes Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, Eeyore, Rabbit, and Piglet. Not sure if the Eeyore one had a great paint job.

Includes Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, Eeyore, Owl, and Piglet. Not sure if the Eeyore one had a great paint job.

57. These dog nesting dolls seem all ready for a feast.

Seems like they are. Each seems to have their own dish according to breed. Viewers will adore this.

Seems like they are. Each seems to have their own dish according to breed. Viewers will adore this.

58. This dog nesting doll set is even loved by man’s best friend.

A lot of dog nesting doll sets seem to show single breeds. This one doesn't which is why I put it on this post.

A lot of dog nesting doll sets seem to show single breeds. This one doesn’t which is why I put it on this post.

59. The Dark Knight of Gotham always needs his own nesting doll set.

This set is from the Dark Knight Saga. Features Bane, Catwoman, and the Joker.

This set is from the Dark Knight Saga. Features Bane, Catwoman, and the Joker.

60. If you like Russian fairy tales, these nesting dolls are just the thing.

Since nesting dolls are from Russia, it's only fair. The large one has the gorgeous Firebird.

Since nesting dolls are from Russia, it’s only fair. The large one has the gorgeous Firebird.

61. This nesting doll set depicts the planets of the Solar System.

This is sorted by size, by the way. And in accordance with most scientists, Pluto is not included.

This is sorted by size, by the way. And in accordance with most scientists, Pluto is not included.

62. Though Russian, nesting dolls can depict a variety of different cultures. This set is from Africa.

Probably from the sub Saharan region but I can't say where. But you have to admire the colorful outfits.

Probably from the sub Saharan region but I can’t say where. But you have to admire the colorful outfits.

63. For Czarist nostalgia, you have this Royal family nesting doll set.

Just remember that this set depicts a family that would all be killed by the Bolsheviks during the Russian Revolution. Let that sink in.

Just remember that this set depicts a family that would all be killed by the Bolsheviks during the Russian Revolution. Let that sink in.

64. These Disney Princess nesting dolls have all the royal touches.

Sure Mulan, Pocahontas, and Tiana aren't included. But they're not exactly princesses per se. Then again, Elsa is actually a queen.

Sure Mulan, Pocahontas, and Tiana aren’t included. But they’re not exactly princesses per se. Then again, Elsa is actually a queen.

65. Another Wes Anderson nesting doll set is from the Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.

It's about a Jacques Cousteau like captain and his crew. But they all seem to wear the same outfit.

It’s about a Jacques Cousteau like captain and his crew. But they all seem to wear the same outfit.

66. When it comes to nesting dolls, you never know how many can fit inside each other.

Most nesting doll sets usually consist of 5-8 dolls. But this one has almost infinite that you can barely see the smallest one.

Most nesting doll sets usually consist of 5-8 dolls. But this one has almost infinite that you can barely see the smallest one.

67. These ninja nesting dolls all wear black and gold.

Yes, it's another ninja nesting doll set. But these are dressed and black and have knives on them.

Yes, it’s another ninja nesting doll set. But these are dressed and black and have knives on them.

68. If you like animals and Wes Anderson, these Fantastic Mr. Fox nesting dolls will delight.

Includes all the critters you know and love from the stop motion Fantastic Mr. Fox. Adorable.

Includes all the critters you know and love from the stop motion Fantastic Mr. Fox. Adorable.

69. For these Gustav Klimt nesting dolls, each one has a masterpiece.

Klimt seems to have his way with colors, doesn't he? His kiss is the most famous.

Klimt seems to have his way with colors, doesn’t he? His kiss is the most famous.

70. For Christmas, this nesting doll set is perfect decoration.

Then again, this might consist of more than one. But I really like the Christmas tree.

Then again, this might consist of more than one. But I really like the Christmas tree.

71. This second season Blackadder set is great for all your cunning plans.

This is great. Has Blackadder, Queenie, Lord Percy, Nursie, and Baldrick. Love it.

This is great. Has Blackadder, Queenie, Lord Percy, Nursie, and Baldrick. Love it.

72. No one can resist these penguin nesting dolls that can melt a frozen heart.

About time, I included a penguin nesting doll set. Because these creatures are adorable. Love the beaks and tuxedos.

About time, I included a penguin nesting doll set. Because these creatures are adorable. Love the beaks and tuxedos.

73. With this nesting doll set of Muhammad Ali, your shelf will truly be the greatest.

Yes, this depicts Muhammad Ali who died not to long ago. Doesn't hurt if I put this on my post. RIP

Yes, this depicts Muhammad Ali who died not to long ago. Doesn’t hurt if I put this on my post. RIP

74. Guess these nesting dolls can be nun too holy.

As it turns out this is a set of nun nesting dolls. Guess these were easy to paint. So cute.

As it turns out this is a set of nun nesting dolls. Guess these were easy to paint. So cute.

75. Though these hot air balloon nesting dolls can’t fly, they sure delight.

Now that's a rather clever concept. Like how each one has a different pattern. Lovely.

Now that’s a rather clever concept. Like how each one has a different pattern. Lovely.

76. If you like old horror movies, then this set is the one for you.

Includes Frankenstein's monster, Dracula, the Creature from the Black Lagoon, and the Mummy. Guess Wolf Man fans will be disappointed.

Includes Frankenstein’s monster, Dracula, the Creature from the Black Lagoon, and the Mummy. Guess Wolf Man fans will be disappointed.

77. Snoopy fans will adore these Peanuts nesting dolls.

Well, it has Snoopy with his friends. Each one has a different color. Adorable.

Well, it has Snoopy with his friends. Each one has a different color. Adorable.

78. Follow the life of Christ with this nesting doll set.

Like I said before, Jesus's life is a popular nesting doll theme. This one depicts it in chronological order.

Like I said before, Jesus’s life is a popular nesting doll theme. This one depicts it in chronological order.

79. This nesting doll set has all the iconography.

Well, iconography from Russian and Eastern European churches. Some figures may repeat.

Well, iconography from Russian and Eastern European churches. Some figures may repeat.

80. Sometimes colors and abstract concepts can be well suited for nesting dolls.

This one depicts rainbow colors with each sporting a unique pattern. Guess it's easier than painting a face.

This one depicts rainbow colors with each sporting a unique pattern. Guess it’s easier than painting a face.

81. If you liked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, you can’t resist nesting dolls like these.

The dwarves on here seem considerably smaller than Snow White. But that's to be expected.

The dwarves on here seem considerably smaller than Snow White. But that’s to be expected.

82. This set of nesting dolls depicts a group that set off the British Invasion in the 1960s.

Yes, these are the Beatles possibly from 1967. Though they're not in their Sergeant Pepper gear at this point.

Yes, these are the Beatles possibly from 1967. Though they’re not in their Sergeant Pepper gear at this point.

83. Speaking of the Beatles, these nesting dolls all live in a yellow submarine.

It's from the cartoon they were in during the late 1960s. So having a nesting doll set of Yellow Submarine is inevitable.

It’s from the cartoon they were in during the late 1960s. So having a nesting doll set of Yellow Submarine is inevitable.

84. Hello Kitty fans can’t resist nesting doll set like this.

Each is depicted in a shade of pink and purple. Each features Hello Kitty in a different outfit.

Each is depicted in a shade of pink and purple. Each features Hello Kitty in a different outfit.

85. For Christmas you can’t do without a nesting doll set of Good St. Nick.

Each of these has a different Santa though their faces mostly look the same. And so do their clothes.

Each of these has a different Santa though their faces mostly look the same. And so do their clothes.

86. This nesting doll set is boldly going where no man has gone before.

The Scotty and Dr. McCoy nesting dolls don't seem to look right on this. Also, there's no Chekov.

The Scotty and Dr. McCoy nesting dolls don’t seem to look right on this. Also, there’s no Chekov.

87. These robot nesting dolls might be metal but they’ll melt your heart.

Each one has a different machine configuration. One may be radioactive.

Each one has a different machine configuration. One may be radioactive.

88. This Game of Thrones nesting doll set has a wide range of characters.

Remember that some of these will not be coming back next season. But the show's really popular so I have it on here.

Remember that some of these will not be coming back next season. But the show’s really popular so I have it on here.

89. For Nightmare Before Christmas fans, these nesting dolls are a must have.

Who knew that you'd have a nesting doll set for this. Oogie Boogie is the biggest one here.

Who knew that you’d have a nesting doll set for this. Oogie Boogie is the biggest one here.

90. On Middle Earth, this is the nesting doll set to rule them all.

This one is of the Fellowship of the Ring from Lord of the Rings. Notice the the ring is the smallest piece.

This one is of the Fellowship of the Ring from Lord of the Rings. Notice the the Ring is the smallest piece.

91. These nesting dolls are coming for your brains.

Man, these zombie nesting dolls surely look hideous. Doesn't help that it has a bloody brain.

Man, these zombie nesting dolls surely look hideous. Doesn’t help that it has a bloody brain.

92. If you like Stanley Kubrick, this Clockwork Orange nesting doll set is for you.

Personally, I prefer to see ones of Barry Lyndon, Spartacus, or Dr. Strangelove. Yet, know that A Clockwork Orange is a very violent movie. Very violent.

Personally, I prefer to see ones of Barry Lyndon, Spartacus, or Dr. Strangelove. Yet, know that A Clockwork Orange is a very violent movie. Very violent.

93. This Harry Potter nesting doll set will make you the pride of Hogwarts.

This mainly consist of Hogwarts students. Looks like Draco Malfoy has the smallest piece.

This mainly consist of Hogwarts students. Looks like Draco Malfoy has the smallest piece.

94. This Fab Four nesting doll set is a true collectors’ item.

Yes, it's another Beatles nesting doll set. But this one depicts them early in their career. That's different.

Yes, it’s another Beatles nesting doll set. But this one depicts them early in their career. That’s different.

95. This Apple Steve Jobs nesting doll set is truly revolutionary.

Each doll has Jobs holding a different item. Smallest one has the icon.

Each doll has Jobs holding a different item. Smallest one has the icon.

96. These Batman nesting dolls are surely imposing.

Each one is of Batman in his batsuit and bat logo. Don't ask. Clever.

Each one is of Batman in his batsuit and bat logo. Don’t ask. Clever.

97. This nesting doll set has all the czars.

Well, all the czars you probably know. And some that you don't but should.

Well, all the czars you probably know. And some that you don’t but should.

98. These modern art nesting dolls are a treat to look at.

I think they're supposed to be in the style of Malevich. Have no idea who that is.

I think they’re supposed to be in the style of Malevich. Have no idea who that is.

99. From Pixar, these Inside Out nesting dolls are a great fit.

This one has all the feelings in Riley's head. Includes Joy, Fear, Disgust, Sadness, and Anger.

This one has all the feelings in Riley’s head. Includes Joy, Fear, Disgust, Sadness, and Anger.

100. Finally, you can’t possibly do without a nesting doll set of nutcrackers.

Doesn't exactly look like the one my family has. But as far as nesting doll Christmas decorations go, it will do.

Doesn’t exactly look like the one my family has. But as far as nesting doll Christmas decorations go, it will do.

The Bookbaggy World of Incredible Backpacks

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Whether it is for school, hiking, travel, or other things, backpacks have become an essential component to carry things while keeping our hands free. As with purses, several types exist with many shapes, sizes, and colors. Of course, if you went to middle or high school in my area, you had to get a backpack that was either of clear plastic or mesh for security reasons. Don’t ask. While I can tell you all about the wonderful backpack designs out there, chances are you’ll probably be bored to death because you’ve seen them all over and over again. Instead, I’ll show you backpacks that you might find quite strange that I’ve seen on Pinterest and Google Images. Some of these might have crazy designs that you may have never seen before. Some may even feature some extra components that will make you unable to afford them. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a glimpse into the world of crazy backpacks.

  1. Is that a hand coming from that backpack?
Okay, that's kind of creepy. Not something that you'd want your child to carry at school. Unless you're in the Addams family.

Okay, that’s kind of creepy. Not something that you’d want your child to carry at school. Unless you’re in the Addams family.

2. Didn’t know you can find an owl in camouflage.

Too bad that real life owls don't come in camo patterns unlike this backpack. Oh, wait, they actually use camouflage when staking out for prey. Just not in that pattern. My mistake.

Too bad that real life owls don’t come in camo patterns unlike this backpack. Oh, wait, they actually use camouflage when staking out for prey. Just not in that pattern. My mistake.

3. This GPS and Wi-Fi backpack will help you get where you need to go.

Except if you're stuck in the middle of the woods with poor cellphone reception. This GPS system backpack won't help you there. So you're on your own.

Except if you’re stuck in the middle of the woods with poor cellphone reception. This GPS system backpack won’t help you there. So you’re on your own.

4. This galaxy backpack has stars that can even glow in the dark.

It's the kind of backpack that Neil Degrasse Tyson wished he could have when he was in school since he always admires the wonders of the universe. Too bad for him, this backpack wasn't available at the time.

It’s the kind of backpack that Neil Degrasse Tyson wished he could have when he was in school since he always admires the wonders of the universe. Too bad for him, this backpack wasn’t available at the time.

5. This backpack relies on the power of the sun.

So you can feel free to charge your electronic devices you might have in them. So you're good to go if you can afford this.

So you can feel free to charge your electronic devices you might have in them. So you’re good to go if you can afford this.

6. If you like Tetris than this is the backpack for you.

Even has a non-computerized version of Tetris. Hope you can fit all the pieces.

Even has a non-computerized version of Tetris. Hope you can fit all the pieces.

7. Now that’s what I call a literal book bag.

So it's a messenger bag. But it still counts as a backpack in many areas. Not to mention, it's shaped like a book.

So it’s a messenger bag. But it still counts as a backpack in many areas. Not to mention, it’s shaped like a book.

8. Keep your belongings secure in this Batman backpack or Batpack.

Sure it might seem to be a bit cartoonish. However, this was made for schoolchildren so I'll allow it.

Sure it might seem to be a bit cartoonish. However, this was made for schoolchildren so I’ll allow it.

9. This backpack is all covered in golden jingles.

Memes on this one sometimes go "How to make everyone in school hate you." Well, I have to agree it certainly does the trick.

Memes on this one sometimes go “How to make everyone in school hate you.” Well, I have to agree it certainly does the trick.

10. Ever wished you had a Doritos backpack? Now you can.

Is this made from a Doritos bag or just looks like it? Either way someone is bound to like it.

Is this made from a Doritos bag or just looks like it? Either way someone is bound to like it.

11. Hope you can strum it up with this guitar backpack.

From Crooked Brains: "This guitar-shaped bag is made from premium vegetable-dyed calf leather and comes with an integrated mini speaker and outlet for you to connect your favorite MP3 player." So I guess this is very expensive.

From Crooked Brains: “This guitar-shaped bag is made from premium vegetable-dyed calf leather and comes with an integrated mini speaker and outlet for you to connect your favorite MP3 player.” So I guess this is very expensive.

12. Safely carry your gadgets in this multimedia backpack.

Because you can't possibly live without the electronics in your life. This allows you to carry them as safely and comfortably as professionals do.

Because you can’t possibly live without the electronics in your life. This allows you to carry them as safely and comfortably as professionals do.

13. If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands…except if you’re a T-Rex.

Because T-Rexes have very small hands which doesn't make for great clapping. No wonder they went extinct.

Because T-Rexes have very small hands which doesn’t make for great clapping. No wonder they went extinct.

14. If you want your packpack to have ornate Asian designs, this is just the one for you.

Yes, it seems like it was made straight from the Himalayas. But it's ornate, pretty, and could carry things. And that's all that matters.

Yes, it seems like it was made straight from the Himalayas. But it’s ornate, pretty, and could carry things. And that’s all that matters.

15. Keep your belongings on the Dark Side of the Force with this Darth Vader backpack.

Yes, the Dark Side is especially strong in this woman. However, it has the potential to choke you if you fail him for the last time.

Yes, the Dark Side is especially strong in this woman. However, it has the potential to choke you if you fail him for the last time.

16. The Smart Versatile Arrow Backpack was built for comfort.

From Crooked Brains: "This multi purpose backpack focuses on the comfort of the wearer; it can be expanded to suit your needs and has large and wide neoprene straps for better comfort."

From Crooked Brains: “This multi purpose backpack focuses on the comfort of the wearer; it can be expanded to suit your needs and has large and wide neoprene straps for better comfort.”

17. This owl backpack is a real hoot.

Yes, this is another owl backpack. But, c'mon, it'll make you seem quite smart even if you may not be. Like how owls are perceived in the bird world.

Yes, this is another owl backpack. But, c’mon, it’ll make you seem quite smart even if you may not be. Like how owls are perceived in the bird world.

18. This Chewbacca backpack will make for a reliable furry friend.

Sure it won't be able to rip off an enemy's arm from its socket. But Star Wars fans will love it anyway.

Sure it won’t be able to rip off an enemy’s arm from its socket. But Star Wars fans will love it anyway.

19. This Yoda backpack makes for a wise choice.

Small it is, but size matters not. Good to have on back and recreate Luke's training scenes from Empire Strikes back, it is.

Small it is, but size matters not. Good to have on back and recreate Luke’s training scenes from Empire Strikes back, it is.

20. Fans of the old Nintendo will enjoy this backpack that seems right out of their childhood.

From Crooked Brains: "Its boasts a roomy main compartment as well as three external zipper pockets." Not sure if you could say the same about Super Mario Brothers.

From Crooked Brains: “Its boasts a roomy main compartment as well as three external zipper pockets.” Not sure if you could say the same about Super Mario Brothers.

21. This backpack is reliable and easy to see 24/7.

This was made to detect cyclists traveling through the night. So the compartments are reflective.

This was made to detect cyclists traveling through the night. So the compartments are reflective.

22. This R2-D2 will virtually save your ass from almost any dire situation.

Yet, unlike R2-D2 in the Star Wars movies, this one has no capacity to send smartass beeps whenever you complain. Yet, R2 tends to be one of the most underrated Star Wars characters ever.

Yet, unlike R2-D2 in the Star Wars movies, this one has no capacity to send smartass beeps whenever you complain. Yet, R2 tends to be one of the most underrated Star Wars characters ever.

23. This backpack is made from the finest solid gold to make you look rich.

It's the kind of backpack you can see Donald Trump have with him in school. Said to be ridiculously expensive which is no surprise.

It’s the kind of backpack you can see Donald Trump have with him in school. Said to be ridiculously expensive which is no surprise.

24. No one can resist this little toadstool house backpack.

Sure it seems like it was straight out of a children's book. But I think it's kind of adorable.

Sure it seems like it was straight out of a children’s book. But I think it’s kind of adorable.

25. This little baby doll on the backpack has the bling.

Can we all agree that doll parts don't belong on luggage? Seriously, this backpack baby is absolutely giving me nightmares.

Can we all agree that doll parts don’t belong on luggage? Seriously, this backpack baby is absolutely giving me nightmares.

26. With this backpack, any child can talk to their dead grandma during school.

As long as they know how to use a Ouija board. Yeah, I know it's strange but it's crazy. So I'll include it.

As long as they know how to use a Ouija board. Yeah, I know it’s strange but it’s crazy. So I’ll include it.

27. Nostalgic for Windows 95? There’s a backpack for that.

However, I'm not one of those people who misses Windows 95 at all. But to each his own.

However, I’m not one of those people who misses Windows 95 at all. But to each his own.

28. For a clear backpack, it helps if you decorate it in lights.

Great if you're traveling at night or when the sun sets earlier than usual. Love the rainbow lights.

Great if you’re traveling at night or when the sun sets earlier than usual. Love the rainbow lights.

29. This cosmos backpack comes with its own stache.

I guess the stache was added as a way to be funny. Still, it kind of works but doesn't really go with the design.

I guess the stache was added as a way to be funny. Still, it kind of works but doesn’t really go with the design.

30. This backpack seems to take a good look at your spine.

Since this is the kind that contains x-ray vision. Though might lead you to experience some unwanted exposure.

Since this is the kind that contains x-ray vision. Though might lead you to experience some unwanted exposure.

31. This backpack is sure to be there for you wherever you go.

Sure the map on it may not be reliable. But at least it's travel friendly which says something.

Sure the map on it may not be reliable. But at least it’s travel friendly which says something.

32. This coffin backpack might make people think you’re gravely out of your mind.

Seems like the kind of backpack you'd imagine Eddie Munster to have. I mean his dad Herman has a coffin lunch box for God's sake.

Seems like the kind of backpack you’d imagine Eddie Munster to have. I mean his dad Herman has a coffin lunch box for God’s sake.

33. Any child would love to go to school carrying this kitty backpack.

Because who's not to love the kitty cat face on it. It's adorable. So cute.

Because who’s not to love the kitty cat face on it. It’s adorable. So cute.

34. This backpack is simply perfect for a child’s first day of school.

It even has a handle so the kid could drag it if he or she has a bad back. Still, like the school bus motif. So adorable.

It even has a handle so the kid could drag it if he or she has a bad back. Still, like the school bus motif. So adorable.

35. My Little Pony fans are sure to adore their very own Rainbow Dash backpack.

Not familiar with My Little Pony. But I'm sure anyone on my blog would think this is awesome. Also, it's not just for kids.

Not familiar with My Little Pony. But I’m sure anyone on my blog would think this is awesome. Also, it’s not just for kids.

36. Fans of Super Mario Brothers are sure to love this Mario backpack.

Just remember that any mushroom you put in there won't make you bigger and won't help you smash bricks. But there's a chance that the mushrooms might be poisonous.

Just remember that any mushroom you put in there won’t make you bigger and won’t help you smash bricks. But there’s a chance that the mushrooms might be poisonous.

37. Ever imagined having a giant cockroach on your back? Now you can.

This one is from Japan. Yes, it's freaky as hell. But apparently, the people have to find a use for the giant cockroaches killed at Fukishima., Hiroshima, and Nagasaki.

This one is from Japan. Yes, it’s freaky as hell. But apparently, the people have to find a use for the giant cockroaches killed at Fukishima., Hiroshima, and Nagasaki somehow.

38. No one will mess with you if your backpack is a spiked turtle shell.

Sure the spikes may be made from cloth and stuffing. But I'm not sure if this is even allowed in most schools.

Sure the spikes may be made from cloth and stuffing. But I’m not sure if this is even allowed in most schools.

39. Now this is the kind of backpack for a fishing trip.

If you catch no fish, you can just use the backpack to pretend that the big one didn't get away. Well, if it didn't have straps.

If you catch no fish, you can just use the backpack to pretend that the big one didn’t get away. Well, if it didn’t have straps.

40. These bunny backpacks would surely put anyone in a hopping mood.

This is especially since they have bunny ears and come in 4 different colors. Wonder how much they cost since they seem well made.

This is especially since they have bunny ears and come in 4 different colors. Wonder how much they cost since they seem well made.

41. There’s something bubbling about this backpack.

I've seen quite a few of these and wonder why the hell they exist. Some of them even light up.

I’ve seen quite a few of these and wonder why the hell they exist. Some of them even light up.

42. I’m sure nobody could ever resist this panda backpack.

Contains the panda ears as well as the cute panda face. I'm positive people will adore this.

Contains the panda ears as well as the cute panda face. I’m positive people will adore this.

43. If you really like guac, you’ll surely like this avacado backpack.

Since guacamole is made from avacados. Yet, this doesn't mean you should put guac in this unless it's in a container. And even the, proceed with caution.

Since guacamole is made from avacados. Yet, this doesn’t mean you should put guac in this unless it’s in a container. And even the, proceed with caution.

44. This AT-AT backpack is ready for action.

You can guess there are a lot of Star Wars backpacks out there. But this has to be among the most unusual I've seen so far.

You can guess there are a lot of Star Wars backpacks out there. But this has to be among the most unusual I’ve seen so far.

45. For hard days fighting for the Rebel Alliance, this Ewok backpack comes in handy.

You know those gruesome teddy bears from Return of the Jedi who thought C-3PO was a god? I'm talking about these little guys.

You know those gruesome teddy bears from Return of the Jedi who thought C-3PO was a god? I’m talking about these little guys.

46. Those who long for the old Nintendo might enjoy this old Game Boy backpack.

And once again, it features Tetris. No surprise. Still, the old Game Boys were in black and white and resembled this.

And once again, it features Tetris. No surprise. Still, the old Game Boys were in black and white and resembled this.

47. Speaking of Nintendo, some fans might take to this backpack of Yoshi.

Yoshi is a dinosaur or dragon character from Mario. He later had his own video game series and appears in different colors.

Yoshi is a dinosaur or dragon character from Mario. He later had his own video game series and appears in different colors.

48. Now you can be like Boba Fett with a backpack of his jetpack.

Just watch out for sarlacc pits on Tattooine. Because you know what happened to him there.

Just watch out for sarlacc pits on Tattooine. Because you know what happened to him there.

49. I bet you weren’t expecting a rear surprise from this one.

That's another one you wouldn't be able to wear in school for obvious reasons. Seriously, I don't know how someone managed to design one like this.

That’s another one you wouldn’t be able to wear in school for obvious reasons. Seriously, I don’t know how someone managed to design one like this.

50. So which backpack do you wan? Spider Man or Venom?

I mean they both look the same except that they're in different colors. Just pick one.

I mean they both look the same except that they’re in different colors. Just pick one.

51. Do you want fries with this one?

Yes, this is a cheeseburger backpack. Hope you don't carry it around where you'll find a lot of hungry people.

Yes, this is a cheeseburger backpack. Hope you don’t carry it around where you’ll find a lot of hungry people.

52. This leopard has great shades in space.

I've seen a lot of these backpacks on Google Images. But this one really stands out for me.

I’ve seen a lot of these backpacks on Google Images. But this one really stands out for me.

53. Sometimes the best backpack can be the simplest ones.

For instance, this one is just a wooden box with straps. That's all. But seems practical.

For instance, this one is just a wooden box with straps. That’s all. But seems practical.

54. If people can use backpacks, why not man’s best friend?

That way next time you go hiking, you can use your dog as a pack animal. So get to work, Sparky!

That way next time you go hiking, you can use your dog as a pack animal. So get to work, Sparky!

55. Why spend time hanging your backpack and jacket when you can hang both at the same time?

This one has the backpack attached to the jacket. Hope it's detachable for warm weather.

This one has the backpack attached to the jacket. Hope it’s detachable for warm weather.

56. For a picnic, this backpack is great for carrying dishes.

Well, when it comes to small picnics, anyway. Large picnics are a whole different story.

Well, when it comes to small picnics, anyway. Large picnics are a whole different story.

57. This leather jacket backpack will always make you look cool.

Actually, I'm not so sure about that. But it's unusual enough so I put it on this post.

Actually, I’m not so sure about that. But it’s unusual enough so I put it on this post.

58. For a more eco-friendly backpack, this basket pack is for you.

After all, it's made from organic fibers in a basket weave. Not sure how it does in the elements and might feel scratchy.

After all, it’s made from organic fibers in a basket weave. Not sure how it does in the elements and might feel scratchy.

59. This minion backpack will surely bring a despicable smile.

Seems like minions are very popular these days. Though the minion movie didn't get a lot of great reviews since it lent the phrase "don't go full minion."

Seems like minions are very popular these days. Though the minion movie didn’t get a lot of great reviews since it lent the phrase “don’t go full minion.”

60. Look menacing with this dragon backpack.

Even has a dragon head to put on your shoulders. Nobody is going to make fun of you now.

Even has a dragon head to put on your shoulders. Nobody is going to make fun of you now.

61. How about carry your things in a plush bunny backpack?

Another one from Japan but one that seems less practical than the cockroach one. But less creepy looking. Cute.

Another one from Japan but one that seems less practical than the cockroach one. But less creepy looking. Cute.

62. Ever wish you had a large beetle on your back?

That's disgusting, especially with the horns on the front and back. May or may not be allowed in schools. Creepy.

That’s disgusting, especially with the horns on the front and back. May or may not be allowed in schools. Creepy.

63. Sometimes you feel like you’re carrying the world on your back.

This globe backpack certainly speaks for itself. Still, will weigh you down a lot.

This globe backpack certainly speaks for itself. Still, will weigh you down a lot.

64. These plush hand hugs backpacks are full of embraces.

Because there's nothing more heartwarming than seeing two disembodied muppet hands embracing a backpack. Wonder what happened to the muppets who had them.

Because there’s nothing more heartwarming than seeing two disembodied muppet hands embracing a backpack. Wonder what happened to the muppets who had them.

65. That has to be a big tube of classic blue paint.

Okay it's a tube of paint that doesn't actually have paint in it. But it's a rather clever design for artists.

Okay it’s a tube of paint that doesn’t actually have paint in it. But it’s a rather clever design for artists.

66. Fly around to save Gotham City with this Batman hoodie backpack with wings.

Yes, it's another Batman backpack. But this is in a more unusual shape than the last one. Also, there may be a Superman one, but using it tends to result in a lot of collateral damage.

Yes, it’s another Batman backpack. But this is in a more unusual shape than the last one. Also, there may be a Superman one, but using it tends to result in a lot of collateral damage.

67. This flaked backpack comes with its own shell.

I think you can easily open it from the bottom. Yet this one is not my cup of tea, especially since it resembles some kind of weird turtle shell.

I think you can easily open it from the bottom. Yet this one is not my cup of tea, especially since it resembles some kind of weird turtle shell.

68. Why carry a lawn chair when this backpack provides one for you?

After all, this chair just folds right out. Sure it might not be big but it's something.

After all, this chair just folds right out. Sure it might not be big but it’s something.

69. Fly around with these Fuzzy Flyers backpacks.

Okay these ones are for children. Come in butterfly or bat depending on gender.

Okay these ones are for children. Come in butterfly or dragon depending on gender.

70. If there’s something strange in the neighborhood, this backpack comes in handy.

It's supposed to resemble those proton packs from Ghostbusters. You know the ones used to bust ghosts.

It’s supposed to resemble those proton packs from Ghostbusters. You know the ones used to bust ghosts.

71. Is that a kitten coming out of this backpack?

Seems like it from this picture. But it's just a backpack design. Saw a few of these, by the way.

Seems like it from this picture. But it’s just a backpack design. Saw a few of these, by the way.

72. For carrying heavy loads, this is the backpack for you.

Now that can't be good for your back. Would it be possible if he had something else? Like a wagon?

Now that can’t be good for your back. Would it be possible if he had something else? Like a wagon?

73. This backpack looks worried for some reason.

This is from Etsy. Yet, you can't help but wonder if its owner is late or forgot anything.

This is from Etsy. Yet, you can’t help but wonder if its owner is late or forgot anything.

74. If you like Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory then you’ll love this backpack.

It's similar to Sheldon's Flash backpack with his catchphrase. Let's just say Sheldon would be proud of it.

It’s similar to Sheldon’s Flash backpack with his catchphrase. Let’s just say Sheldon would be proud of it.

75. Those who enjoyed the new Star Wars movie will love this BB8 backpack.

Yes, he's just a little robot ball. But you can't help but love him. So cute.

Yes, he’s just a little robot ball. But you can’t help but love him. So cute.

76. This backpack is a great place to put your Legos.

After all, it's shaped like a brick. Yet, at least you won't hurt your toe when you step on it.

After all, it’s shaped like a brick. Yet, at least you won’t hurt your toe when you step on it.

77. This fuzzy alien backpack is out of this world.

Well, it's called a lost ET backpack. But this girl seems to really like her little green backpack man.

Well, it’s called a lost ET backpack. But this girl seems to really like her little green backpack man.

78. Prove you’re strong with this raw meat backpack.

On one hand, it's kind of gross since raw meat is full of germs. On the other hand, it's quite clever.

On one hand, it’s kind of gross since raw meat is full of germs. On the other hand, it’s quite clever.

79. Play music while you hike with this silver backpack with speakers.

Great if you're on a hike in a forest infested with black bears. Bad if you're at a campground late at night.

Great if you’re on a hike in a forest infested with black bears. Bad if you’re at a campground late at night.

80. Nobody can resist this Hello Kitty mustache backpack.

Now a Hello Kitty backpack is one thing. But one with a mustache? That's pretty messed up.

Now a Hello Kitty backpack is one thing. But one with a mustache? That’s pretty messed up.

81. For coastal adventures, you can’t do wrong with an octopus backpack.

On second thought, it's kind of freaky looking. Yet, seems to have tentacle straps on it.

On second thought, it’s kind of freaky looking. Yet, seems to have tentacle straps on it.

82. These backpacks seem toasty.

Come in egg and butter. Each with their own change purse.

Come in egg and butter. Each with their own change purse. Clever.

83. This pizza slice backpack seems like it’s good enough to eat.

However, I wouldn't say it's edible. But it seems fun to have as well as quite cheesy.

However, I wouldn’t say it’s edible. But it seems fun to have as well as quite cheesy.

84. Try slinging this large lizard on your shoulders.

Comes in 4 colors or so it seems. But at least this lizard seems adorable enough. Unlike the gross bug backpacks.

Comes in 4 colors or so it seems. But at least this lizard seems adorable enough. Unlike the gross bug backpacks.

85. On 8 legs, this tarantula backpack is a real scream.

Also will probably give other people nightmares since spiders are a common fear. Also has furry legs.

Also will probably give other people nightmares since spiders are a common fear. Also has furry legs.

86. For the Rebel X-Wing fighter, this is the backpack for you.

From what I can remember, the X-Wing fighter backpacks were bulkier than this. Then again, to each his own.

From what I can remember, the X-Wing fighter backpacks were bulkier than this. Then again, to each his own.

87. If you love Guardians of the Galaxy, then you’ll love this Rocket backpack.

Yes, he may be a foul mouthed raccoon voiced by Bradley Cooper, but he's adorable. Still, the Rocket backpack makes sense.

Yes, he may be a foul mouthed raccoon voiced by Bradley Cooper, but he’s adorable. Still, the Rocket backpack makes sense.

88. Anyone wearing this scrotum backpack surely has balls.

Yes, there's a backpack like this. Yes, I know it's not suited for children but I wasn't consulted.

Yes, there’s a backpack like this. Yes, I know it’s not suited for children but I wasn’t consulted.

89. Any kid will surely enjoy a dolphin backpack with flippers.

Comes in several different colors and is catered to children. Yet, even you can't resist its cuteness.

Comes in several different colors and is catered to children. Yet, even you can’t resist its cuteness.

90. If dolphins don’t suit you, then this shark one should satisfy.

Well, it only shows the shark head. But it looks pretty awesome and amusing if you think about it.

Well, it only shows the shark head. But it looks pretty awesome and amusing if you think about it.

91. Don’t worry, Spider Man has your back.

I know this is another Spider Man backpack. But this one has Spider Man literally on your back.

I know this is another Spider Man backpack. But this one has Spider Man literally on your back.

92. To travel the final frontier, best have this backpack from Starfleet.

However, if you're a member of Starfleet Security, don't expect to use it very much. Well, at least when you're preparing for a planet mission.

However, if you’re a member of Starfleet Security, don’t expect to use it very much. Well, at least when you’re preparing for a planet mission.

93. Be prepared for a Rebel assault with this Stormtrooper backpack.

Don't expect it to help you with target practice though. Because stormtroopers aren't known to be great shots in the Galactic Empire.

Don’t expect it to help you with target practice though. Because stormtroopers aren’t known to be great shots in the Galactic Empire.

94. When not using this backpack, you can carry it in your pocket.

Comes in several different colors. Yet,how you fold it into one of these packs, I don't have the slightest idea.

Comes in several different colors. Yet,how you fold it into one of these packs, I don’t have the slightest idea.

95. This backpack seems a bit crabby lately.

Okay, that crab seems a bit happy and is waving its pincers. Adorable.

Okay, that crab seems a bit happy and is waving its pincers. Adorable.

96. These sushi backpacks seem a bit fishy to me.

Okay, sushi doesn't always have to have raw fish in it. But their existence seems to defy all explanation. Made in Japan.

Okay, sushi doesn’t always have to have raw fish in it. But their existence seems to defy all explanation. Made in Japan.

97. Ever wished you could carry a big cat head on your back?

Actually they consist of two tigers and a lion. But the head backpack part seems rather freaky in some way.

Actually they consist of two tigers and a lion. But the head backpack part seems rather freaky in some way.

98. With this turtle shell you can travel like a ninja turtle.

Even come with Ninja Turtle masks so you can play which one. Guess this is for kids.

Even come with Ninja Turtle masks so you can play which one. Guess this is for kids.

99. Nothing makes you remember Ghostbusters like this Stay Puft Marshmallow Man like this backpack.

He may look non threatening. But remember this is a face of a guy who tried to destroy New York City.

He may look non threatening. But remember this is a face of a guy who tried to destroy New York City.

100. Yes, these cartoon backpacks are real.

There's a company that makes bags like these. And yes, they may look cartoonish but they're real.

There’s a company that makes bags like these. And yes, they may look cartoonish but they’re real.

The Handbaggy World of Sensational Purses

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While being a woman has many disadvantages which are mainly due to the ever present ancient notion of sexism, one very important advantage of being female is that you can travel along carrying your stuff in a small fancy bag that goes around your arm and not be mercilessly teased about it. Whereas, when a man carries even a satchel in public, he’ll always be constantly made fun of by his friends for wearing a purse. As for why the notion of carrying a purse has always been a female privilege in modern day society (for guys did carry purses around during other historical periods, especially if they were rich), I can’t really be sure. But when it comes to carrying things around with them on a daily basis, the closest thing a man usually has to a purse is a wallet in his front pocket. Sure it might make make him less prone to purse snatchers, but keeping your things in wallets and pockets doesn’t really compensate for the storage space that a purse has to offer, especially in the 21st century when everyone carries smartphones that can’t fit into a man’s jean pocket. Not only that, but women have enjoyed purses that they’ve become a key fashion accessory with some being created by big name designers. Okay, maybe we do have men’s purses which is a $4 billion industry worldwide with designer brands. But really, in our modern day society, the men carrying purses stigma still remains strong, even though it results in men being more likely to lose or forget their belongings they’d need on a daily basis like their cellphones or wallets. So perhaps we need to bring back the male purse, which can lead to devastating consequences. Anyway, there are so many purse designs out there that come in shapes and sizes. Now I can go through the most stylish handbags, but I understand that many of you would be bored to tears since you’ve probably seen them in stores or catalogs. So instead, I’ll show you purses that might make you wonder how they even were designed for your reading pleasure.

  1. This purse literally puts the “hand” in handbag.
Not sure if I'd want to be seen carrying something like that. Might lead to people thinking I'm crazy.

Not sure if I’d want to be seen carrying something like that. Might lead to people thinking I’m crazy.

2. There’s nothing more stylish than carrying your belongings around in a ball of spikes.

On the bright side, it might deter purse snatchers which helps if you're in a very bad neighborhood. However, the spikes are probably not very sharp.

On the bright side, it might deter purse snatchers which helps if you’re in a very bad neighborhood. However, the spikes are probably not very sharp.

3. If you’re one of those Old Testament chicks, this purse is for you.

For some reason, Noah's Ark seems to be a popular motif in design. Might be due to the concept of having a lot of animals on a boat.

For some reason, Noah’s Ark seems to be a popular motif in design. Might be due to the concept of having a lot of animals on a boat.

4. This beaded ladybug purse always goes great with anything spotted and red.

You have to like the beadwork on this thing which is very intricate. Probably doesn't come cheap.

You have to like the beadwork on this thing which is very intricate. Probably doesn’t come cheap.

5. Remember not to send this envelope in the mail.

Yes, this is a letter envelope purse. I know it's not the best purse design. But if there's a will there's a way.

Yes, this is a letter envelope purse. I know it’s not the best purse design. But if there’s a will there’s a way.

6. I’m sure there’s nothing coming out from this teapot.

Because this is a teapot purse with the zipper and handle on the top. Hope the spout is well fastened.

Because this is a teapot purse with the zipper and handle on the top. Hope the spout is well fastened.

7. Not sure how you can store your things in a couple of cherries.

At least it has a nice knuckle handle for your fingers to grasp. But the best purses should leave your hand free.

At least it has a nice knuckle handle for your fingers to grasp. But the best purses should leave your hand free.

8. This Nutella purse is simply irresistible.

Wonder if there's a demand for this. Guess there are a lot of die hard Nutella fans out there.

Wonder if there’s a demand for this. Guess there are a lot of die hard Nutella fans out there.

9. In Paris, it’s best to travel with your own Eiffel Tower purse.

Then again, given Paris's prominence in fashion, many people might beg to differ. Still, the Eiffel Tower purse exist for those who want to know.

Then again, given Paris’s prominence in fashion, many people might beg to differ. Still, the Eiffel Tower purse exist for those who want to know.

10. Keep your small belongings safe in this beaded Mexican skull purse.

Sure the subject may be a little disturbing but the decoration is very intricate. Love the flowers.

Sure the subject may be a little disturbing but the decoration is very intricate. Love the flowers.

11. This purse really seems to have teeth to it.

Well, in this case literally. Still, it's the kind of change purse you'd expect Morticia Addams to have with her.

Well, in this case literally. Still, it’s the kind of change purse you’d expect Morticia Addams to have with her.

12. Think panda bears are adorable? Then check out this purse.

Well, this one zips from the side and it doesn't use the black and white panda bear colors. But you might find it at a zoo souvenir store.

Well, this one zips from the side and it doesn’t use the black and white panda bear colors. But you might find it at a zoo souvenir store.

13. Keep your things with you in this purse of this Coca Cola can.

Not sure if the can is recycled or not. Wouldn't be surprised if it is. Still, comes with a nice clasp and chain.

Not sure if the can is recycled or not. Wouldn’t be surprised if it is. Still, comes with a nice clasp and chain.

14. This washing machine purse is great for days at the laundromat.

Yes, this is a washing machine purse with little clothes in the front. Never seen anything like that before. Not sure why anyone would buy it.

Yes, this is a washing machine purse with little clothes in the front. Never seen anything like that before. Not sure why anyone would buy it.

15. Keep wrappers in your purse? Well, this one is made from them.

I've seen quite a few of these on Pinterest. Sometimes it's not always apparent. But I chose this one since the wrappers really stand out here.

I’ve seen quite a few of these on Pinterest. Sometimes it’s not always apparent. But I chose this one since the wrappers really stand out here.

16. This pineapple purse might put you in a tropical mood.

The bottom part is in a basket weave to somewhat resemble a pineapple. The top has the large leaves. Try carrying that around with you.

The bottom part is in a basket weave to somewhat resemble a pineapple. The top has the large leaves. Try carrying that around with you.

17. These pancake purses make it seem like breakfast never leaves you.

As you see, they come in two types with the butter and syrup you see on the box as well as spotted. Which to choose is up to you.

As you see, they come in two types with the butter and syrup you see on the box as well as spotted. Which to choose is up to you.

18. This hippie fan purse might make you yearn for the days of Woodstock.

Or what you'd imagine about Woodstock anyway. However, since I saw the documentary, I have to concede that Woodstock reminds me somewhat of a disaster area towards the end.

Or what you’d imagine about Woodstock anyway. However, since I saw the documentary, I have to concede that Woodstock reminds me somewhat of a disaster area towards the end.

19. This X-Ray purse comes with a rather sharp spinal image.

Yes, this purse has an X-Ray image. Yes, I know it's freaky. But there's a purse of it so someone must've thought it was cool.

Yes, this purse has an X-Ray image. Yes, I know it’s freaky. But there’s a purse of it so someone must’ve thought it was cool.

20. This train engine purse is handy for on the go.

Not to mention, it'll help you get on track, too. Like the golden fixtures on this. Definitely not cheap.

Not to mention, it’ll help you get on track, too. Like the golden fixtures on this. Definitely not cheap.

21. This jeweled jellyfish purse comes with all the ribbons.

Not sure if it was called a jellyfish purse per se. But it certainly looks like one with the dome shape and the ribbons. Kind of quaint for a sea creature that kills more people than sharks.

Not sure if it was called a jellyfish purse per se. But it certainly looks like one with the dome shape and the ribbons. Kind of quaint for a sea creature that kills more people than sharks.

22. With these dog purses, you can always keep your things secure.

They come in several types though only 4 are shown here. Still, wonder what people think of anyone carrying a purse like this to work.

They come in several types though only 4 are shown here. Still, wonder what people think of anyone carrying a purse like this to work.

23. You might be able to open this purse with the right combination.

To open it turn it twice clockwise to get to the first number, counter-clockwise once to get to the second, and once clockwise to get to the third. Then again, I might have the process mixed up.

To open it turn it twice clockwise to get to the first number, counter-clockwise once to get to the second, and once clockwise to get to the third. Then again, I might have the process mixed up.

24. Ever wish you can carry your things in a Chanel bottle? Now you can.

Doesn't hurt that the bottle is transparent, especially when you're at the airport. Then again, maybe it does since it might contain things you don't want others to see.

Doesn’t hurt that the bottle is transparent, especially when you’re at the airport. Then again, maybe it does since it might contain things you don’t want others to see.

25. This beaded parrot purse has a rather tropical disposition.

Not sure if I ever saw a parrot that looked like this in real life. Then again, maybe real life parrot patterns don't matter as much in design.

Not sure if I ever saw a parrot that looked like this in real life. Then again, maybe real life parrot patterns don’t matter as much in design.

26. This jeweled rose purse surely shines a brilliant red.

Yet, it's so pretty that you might not want to risk damaging it. Love the gold on the petals.

Yet, it’s so pretty that you might not want to risk damaging it. Love the gold on the petals.

27. Heard this candy corn purse is all the rage on Halloween.

Then again due to its sugary wax taste, candy corn is among the most contentious Halloween candies ever. So I'm probably wrong about it being chic.

Then again due to its sugary wax taste, candy corn is among the most contentious Halloween candies ever. So I’m probably wrong about it being chic.

28. If you have lipstick in your makeup bag, why not have a lipstick purse?

I was going to go with a chapstick purse, but I heard it has a high tendency to get lost before you're done with it. So I'm playing it safe.

I was going to go with a chapstick purse, but I heard it has a high tendency to get lost before you’re done with it. So I’m playing it safe.

29. Heard of a Faberge egg? How about a Faberge egg purse?

This one is in an ornate bead design. However, it wasn't made by Faberge though. But I like it anyway.

This one is in an ornate bead design. However, it wasn’t made by Faberge though. But I like it anyway.

30. Those who like their curd may want to cheddar this cheese purse.

Not sure what kind of cheese that is or whether it comes in different types. But since it's incredibly strange, I'll put it on this post.

Not sure what kind of cheese that is or whether it comes in different types. But since it’s incredibly strange, I’ll put it on this post.

31. Carry your things around in a purse with a doll’s head and feet.

Definitely a purse not to bring with you to a job interview. Or work. Or a family gathering. Or any public function at all.

Definitely a purse not to bring with you to a job interview. Or work. Or a family gathering. Or any public function at all.

32. This purse has been held together by recycled pop tabs.

Well, at least the outside is held by pop tabs. Not sure if I buy into an art that depends on people's negative health habits. Seriously, soft drinks are really bad for you.

Well, at least the outside is held by pop tabs. Not sure if I buy into an art that depends on people’s negative health habits. Seriously, soft drinks are really bad for you.

33. This conch shell purse certainly has plenty of space.

Well, it leaves plenty of shell room unlike the other shell purses. Not sure if I'd like to carry it around with me though.

Well, it leaves plenty of shell room unlike the other shell purses. Not sure if I’d like to carry it around with me though.

34. This Formula race car purse will come in handy in no time.

Not sure if they have one from NASCAR. Yet, at any rate, I don't really consider car racing a real sport.

Not sure if they have one from NASCAR. Yet, at any rate, I don’t really consider car racing a real sport.

35. This wooden purse seems to have a rather interesting design.

Looks like it's made from light wood and is not very water resistant. I mean it has holes in it. Not very practical to say the least.

Looks like it’s made from light wood and is not very water resistant. I mean it has holes in it. Not very practical to say the least.

36. If you want your purse to jingle, how about one with dangling fingers?

Okay, that's a little messed up. Doesn't help that the fingers are painted and seem a little detatched. Creepy.

Okay, that’s a little messed up. Doesn’t help that the fingers are painted and seem a little detatched. Creepy.

37. Remember those instant Polaroid cameras? Well, there’s a purse of that.

I call these type of cameras Polaroids because that's the company that made the best known ones. But I understand Polaroid makes normal looking cameras as well.

I call these type of cameras Polaroids because that’s the company that made the best known ones. But I understand Polaroid makes normal looking cameras as well.

38. Looking at her purse, you know she’s loaded.

Didn't know the NRA had a hand in purse design. Still, this purse seems to give me the creeps.

Didn’t know the NRA had a hand in purse design. Still, this purse seems to give me the creeps.

39. This little doll purse from Chanel can keep your things safe and sound.

Looks a bit like a Russian nesting doll to me but the faces seem like you'd put on Japanese figures. Still, I think it's cute.

Looks a bit like a Russian nesting doll to me but the faces seem like you’d put on Japanese figures. Still, I think it’s cute.

40. How about keep your things in this chicken purse down on the farm?

Technically it's a chicken medicine bag but that's beside the point. But I thought this was worth clucking about.

Technically it’s a chicken medicine bag but that’s beside the point. But I thought this was worth clucking about.

41. This car purse comes in two different coats.

And you can zip through them if you want to. Then again, it looks better in black than hot pink.

And you can zip through them if you want to. Then again, it looks better in black than hot pink.

42. Hope you can rewind with this audio cassette purse.

It's also great for stumping young children who probably don't know what an audio cassette is. Of course, they may not know what rewind is either.

It’s also great for stumping young children who probably don’t know what an audio cassette is. Of course, they may not know what rewind is either.

43. Carrying this basketball purse will show that you’re a hit on the court.

Well, at least it has more room than a football or baseball purse. But looks just as ridiculous.

Well, at least it has more room than a football or baseball purse. But looks just as ridiculous.

44. This Ouija board purse is great for carrying your belongings and communicating with the dead.

Make sure you're in a private spot when you do the latter. Still, this is pretty clever.

Make sure you’re in a private spot when you do the latter. Still, this is pretty clever.

45. This take out purse can be quite handy when you’re on the town.

Well, at least it's more durable than an actual Chinese take out box. But I wouldn't consider it wise to put rice in it.

Well, at least it’s more durable than an actual Chinese take out box. But I wouldn’t consider it wise to put rice in it.

46. This C-3PO purse is at your service.

Still, I think an R2-D2 purse would make more sense since he's usually saving everyone's ass. C-3PO usually whines or gets broken apart.

Still, I think an R2-D2 purse would make more sense since he’s usually saving everyone’s ass. C-3PO usually whines or gets broken apart.

47. You know the ice bucket with a bottle of champagne? Well, there’s a purse of that.

It's even beaded for good measure. Not sure if I'd want to take it with me but it has a nice bucket design.

It’s even beaded for good measure. Not sure if I’d want to take it with me but it has a nice bucket design.

48. Anyone who loves cute critters would enjoy this squirrel purse.

Even comes with its own bushy tail near the handle. Not sure about the rest of it.

Even comes with its own bushy tail near the handle. Not sure about the rest of it.

49. This purse seems to be rather zippy if you look closely.

It's made from zippers or zipper flies as you can see close up. Expect it do jingle when you carry it.

It’s made from zippers or zipper flies as you can see close up. Expect it do jingle when you carry it.

50. This skull purse is made from fine red leather.

Maybe, but it's not one that you'd want to carry in public. People might think you're a bit crazy. I mean this is kind of creepy.

Maybe, but it’s not one that you’d want to carry in public. People might think you’re a bit crazy. I mean this is kind of creepy.

51. Carrying this purse with you might help you get a head.

You have to wonder what kind of people are willing to buy purses like these. Because this is just really messed up.

You have to wonder what kind of people are willing to buy purses like these. Because this is just really messed up.

52. Heard of a beehive haircut? How about a beehive purse?

Even has a couple bees buzzing around it. Yet, if you try to take it, you might risk getting stung.

Even has a couple bees buzzing around it. Yet, if you try to take it, you might risk getting stung.

53. Now this is a kind of purse Schrodinger would approve.

Except that there's not a live counterpart if you get Schrodinger's cat paradox. But this is another crazy designed purse I don't understand.

Except that there’s not a live counterpart if you get Schrodinger’s cat paradox. But this is another crazy designed purse I don’t understand.

54. Old license plates can sometimes be reused as purses if you look at these.

Okay, maybe not. But these two could make an interesting conversation piece. Do they have one for each state?

Okay, maybe not. But these two could make an interesting conversation piece. Do they have one for each state?

55. Fans of Silence of the Lambs would enjoy owning this Hannibal Lecter purse.

Hannibal Lecter on a purse? Seriously, this guy is a psychopathic killer who eats his victims. Having a purse of him is very messed up.

Hannibal Lecter on a purse? Seriously, this guy is a psychopathic killer who eats his victims. Having a purse of him is very messed up.

56. If you enjoy underwater life, this purse is for you.

It's certainly a colorful display if you ask me. Not sure if you'd want to carry it around since things might fall off it after some use.

It’s certainly a colorful display if you ask me. Not sure if you’d want to carry it around since things might fall off it after some use.

57. This dice purse comes in 6 sides like a cube.

And the sides even come in different colors as well as patterns. Well as a far as I see it.

And the sides even come in different colors as well as patterns. Well as a far as I see it.

58. This owl purse will surely be a hoot.

Seems like there's a lot of owl stuff. Maybe it's because they have those big eyes and distinctive face.

Seems like there’s a lot of owl stuff. Maybe it’s because they have those big eyes and distinctive face.

59. Some may think this burger purse is good enough to eat.

However, they seem to have the toppings in the wrong way. The burger goes on the bottom while everything else is on top. The cheese is usually closest to the bun.

However, they seem to have the toppings in the wrong way. The burger goes on the bottom while everything else is on top. The cheese is usually closest to the bun.

60. Things seem to get a bit stormy in this purse.

Well, it's a storm cloud purse with lightning bolts dangling from it. The cloud is in beads.

Well, it’s a storm cloud purse with lightning bolts dangling from it. The cloud is in beads.

61. This violin purse comes with its own convenient back strap.

So if it comes with one strap, is it considered a backpack? I'm confused on this.

So if it comes with one strap, is it considered a backpack? I’m confused on whether this qualifies as one or not.

62. This jeweled peacock purse has s full feathered display.

I think this might be an older purse design since Pinterest says it's vintage. But I like how the peacock blue stones are encased in gold.

I think this might be an older purse design since Pinterest says it’s vintage. But I like how the peacock blue stones are encased in gold.

63. This map purse may not help you get to where you need to go, but it will keep your things in order.

Yes, this is a map design purse. Not sure what it's of. Hell, it could be some fantasy land for all I care. But I doubt it.

Yes, this is a map design purse. Not sure what it’s of. Hell, it could be some fantasy land for all I care. But I doubt it.

64. With this purse, you can be the queen of the deck.

Or in Alice in Wonderland, the ax crazy bitch who flips out over finding out that card soldiers painted her roses. I'm talking about the Queen of Hearts.

Or in Alice in Wonderland, the ax crazy bitch who flips out over finding out that card soldiers painted her roses. I’m talking about the Queen of Hearts.

65. No, I don’t think you should put snacks in this bag.

This is a popcorn bucket purse. More durable for cardboard but not suited for food at all.

This is a popcorn bucket purse. More durable for cardboard but not suited for food at all.

66. Hope you know the keys off of this purse.

Well, it's a small piano keyboard. But since it's a purse, it may not be a great for doing scales.

Well, it’s a small piano keyboard. But since it’s a purse, it may not be a great for doing scales.

67. Ever wish you can carry a purse this big?

However, I'm not sure if airports would designate it as a purse or carry on luggage. Could go either way.

However, I’m not sure if airports would designate it as a purse or carry on luggage. Could go either way.

68. Wonder how much you can fit in a milk carton? Now you can with this purse.

Warning: Not meant for milk storage at all. Seriously, pouring milk in it might cause serious damage.

Warning: Not meant for milk storage at all. Seriously, pouring milk in it might cause serious damage. But you probably knew that.

69. This rainbow ice cream purse can’t be sweeter.

It's even encrusted so it can sparkle. Hope it brings you endless joy that you can't get from unicorns.

It’s even encrusted so it can sparkle. Hope it brings you endless joy that you can’t get from unicorns.

70. As if anything couldn’t be sweeter, take a look at these cupcake purses.

Like the ice cream cone, they're also encrusted with jewels to stand out. So pretty they're almost good enough to eat. Only not really.

Like the ice cream cone, they’re also encrusted with jewels to stand out. So pretty they’re almost good enough to eat. Only not really.

71. Hope you don’t take this watering can with you to the garden.

Yes, it's a watering can purse. No, it doesn't hold water since it's made from cloth. There's a difference.

Yes, it’s a watering can purse. No, it doesn’t hold water since it’s made from cloth. There’s a difference.

72. Those who love cats, may adore these cat face purses.

Come in 4 different expressions like sad, angry, normal, and downright evil. Then again, cat faces are hard to read.

Come in 4 different expressions like sad, angry, normal, and downright evil. Then again, cat faces are hard to read.

73. Ever wish you could have a purse made from a dead animal.

Chances are you might already have one made from cow leather. But this critter purse is pure taxidermy. Creepy.

Chances are you might already have one made from cow leather. But this critter purse is pure taxidermy. Creepy.

74. Those who adore flower gardens will love this flowery purse.

Sure there are only red and white flowers on there. But it does seem like a sight to behold.

Sure there are only red and white flowers on there. But it does seem like a sight to behold.

75. This stove purse is perfect for any diva in the kitchen.

Even depicts a pie in the oven as well as the buttons and controls. So clever.

Even depicts a pie in the oven as well as the buttons and controls. So clever.

76. This alien purse is really out of this world.

Doesn't hurt that it's bright green so it's easy to see. Still, though it's all right to believe we're not alone in the universe, I would flip out if anyone thinks that aliens built the pyramids or are responsible for much of human civilization. Because that's not what the historical evidence says.

Doesn’t hurt that it’s bright green so it’s easy to see. Still, though it’s all right to believe we’re not alone in the universe, I would flip out if anyone thinks that aliens built the pyramids or are responsible for much of human civilization. Because that’s not what the historical evidence says.

77. For a more crusty surface, go with this baguette purse.

It's not as long as the usual baguette. But save for the straps and tag, it almost seems like the real thing.

It’s not as long as the usual baguette. But save for the straps and tag, it almost seems like the real thing.

78. These cow purses are as good as any udder.

Available in two types. So if a woman carries one like this around, could you say she's a real bossy?

Available in two types. So if a woman carries one like this around, could you say she’s a real bossy?

79. Looks like this purse has put on a lot of hair.

Yes, it might look nice. But I'm sure the hair could get on everything. Probably go with something more practical.

Yes, it might look nice. But I’m sure the hair could get on everything. Probably go with something more practical.

80. This brass knuckle purse should help you get a grip on things.

This one even comes in a pink handle for good measure. Still, kind of find it a bit disturbing that they have a purse with a handle that's used as a weapon.

This one even comes in a pink handle for good measure. Still, kind of find it a bit disturbing that they have a purse with a handle that’s used as a weapon.

81. This chocolate bar purse is a sure delight for chocolate lovers everywhere.

Too bad you can't eat what's on the outside. But you have to ask whether it's from Hershey or Nestle.

Too bad you can’t eat what’s on the outside. But you have to ask whether it’s from Hershey or Nestle.

82. This jar purse is great for anyone in a jam.

Not sure what flavor it's supposed to be. But it almost resembles a mason jar if it weren't for the bright blue exterior.

Not sure what flavor it’s supposed to be. But it almost resembles a mason jar if it weren’t for the bright blue exterior.

83. That’s a kind of crab that I’ve never seen before.

Not sure if it's designer but it takes awhile to see the crab. But I knew when I saw its claws and feet.

Not sure if it’s designer but it takes awhile to see the crab. But I knew when I saw its claws and feet.

84. Don’t worry, that’s a cleaver purse, not a meat cleaver.

Doesn't help that it's a bloodied cleaver as if it's been used for an ax murder. Yeah, not a good purse to have.

Doesn’t help that it’s a bloodied cleaver as if it’s been used for an ax murder. Yeah, not a good purse to have.

85. There are some who thought these corset purses would be a bust.

Not sure what I think about boob chest purses. I think I might've saw some at Gabe's. And even then, I kind of thought these were freaky.

Not sure what I think about boob chest purses. I think I might’ve saw some at Gabe’s. And even then, I kind of thought these were freaky.

86. This assault rifle purse will surely come in with a bang.

You got to be kidding me. An assault rifle purse? Then again, not as crazy as owning an actual assault rifle.

You got to be kidding me. An assault rifle purse? Then again, not as crazy as owning an actual assault rifle.

87. This dachshund will keep your things on a leash.

I saw a few of these on Pinterest. Apparently, they might be a thing. This one is in plaid.

I saw a few of these on Pinterest. Apparently, they might be a thing. This one is in plaid.

88. Hope these guitar purses rock your world.

One of them has Elvis on the strap. The other is just a plain old guitar purse.

One of them has Elvis on the strap. The other is just a plain old guitar purse.

89. How about carrying this egg purse around at breakfast?

Might go well with a bacon strips purse. But I'm not sure if there's a bacon purse that exists. Probably is.

Might go well with a bacon strips purse. But I’m not sure if there’s a bacon purse that exists. Probably is.

90. This eye purse can see all.

Well, at least it's not an eyeball purse. Now that would be disgusting. But this one is quite creepy.

Well, at least it’s not an eyeball purse. Now that would be disgusting. But this one is quite creepy.

91. If you want a sturdy purse, a log one will surely do just fine.

Seems a bit rotted doesn't it? Then again, the log may not be real. At least I hope it's not.

Seems a bit rotted doesn’t it? Then again, the log may not be real. At least I hope it’s not.

92. Follow your bliss with this fortune cookie purse.

Opens from the outer edge, Though some people open a fortune cookie quite differently like from the center.

Opens from the outer edge, Though some people open a fortune cookie quite differently like from the center.

93. Hope this purse also proves to be a valuable shield.

Well, that's a large ornate purse she has. Sure it's leather, but its shield seems like it was made from metal.

Well, that’s a large ornate purse she has. Sure it’s leather, but its shield seems like it was made from metal.

94. Ever wish you could put your change in a dead rat? Now you can.

Okay, that's really disgusting. Seriously, whoever did this one has a sick imagination. Yet, on the bright side, might deter muggers.

Okay, that’s really disgusting. Seriously, whoever did this one has a sick imagination. Yet, on the bright side, might deter muggers.

95. This book purse seems like it’s straight off the shelf.

Well, it kind of does see that way if it weren't for the handle. Still, love how the books are lined with gold.

Well, it kind of does see that way if it weren’t for the handle. Still, love how the books are lined with gold.

96. This coffin purse surely helps nail it in.

Seems to have a mirror on the inside. Nevertheless, unless you're Lily Munster, I'm not sure why anyone would want it.

Seems to have a mirror on the inside. Nevertheless, unless you’re Lily Munster, I’m not sure why anyone would want it.

97. This donut purse comes with its own handcuffs.

Hmmm...donuts and handcuffs. wonder what they have in common. Oh, I get it, both are associated with police.

Hmmm…donuts and handcuffs. wonder what they have in common. Oh, I get it, both are associated with police.

98. Hope this purse gets through airport security without a hitch.

Because it seems to show what's seen in the TSA X-Ray. Then again, the agent isn't buying it.

Because it seems to show what’s seen in the TSA X-Ray. Then again, the agent isn’t buying it.

99. I’m sure this dynamite purse isn’t a mere ticking time bomb.

Now that's a purse you wouldn't be able to get pass the TSA. Because it really looks like a bomb. Wonder how anyone could explain that.

Now that’s a purse you wouldn’t be able to get pass the TSA. Because it really looks like a bomb. Wonder how anyone could explain that.

100. Even Cinderella would envy you if you carry around this coach purse.

This one has silver wheels and a silver door. Sure it seems a bit from a fairy tale, but I like it.

This one has silver wheels and a silver door. Sure it seems a bit from a fairy tale, but I like it.

The Wonderful World of Scarecrows (Second Edition)

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As September rolls in, fall will soon be in the air. And when it comes to fall decorations, there’s almost nothing to beat than the scarecrow. Two years ago, I did a scarecrow post which got really popular around this time of year so I decided to do another one. Still, contrary to the name, most scarecrows aren’t really that scary. Besides, using a scarecrow to ward off crows isn’t going to help rid them from your garden. I mean crows are very smart birds and probably know that the figure in your plot is just a guy full of straw. But not always. So they probably won’t be scared of it. Nevertheless, people love them so much that there are even contests for them at fall festivals and even one post can’t show the amount of creativity you might see in these things. Many of these have straw but they don’t always have to. And a lot of them are dressed in old clothes. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another glimpse into the wonderful world of scarecrows.

  1. Look, it’s none other than Gandalf the Straw-Haired.
The wizard beard is a stroke of genius. Also like the flower eyes and carrot nose. But you wonder why they don't have scarecrows like that in the Shire.

The wizard beard is a stroke of genius. Also like the flower eyes and carrot nose. But you wonder why they don’t have scarecrows like that in the Shire.

2. Hey, get off of that lamp post!

Yes, these scarecrows are definitely hanging there. Guess they have all night party hijinks, too. Figures.

Yes, these scarecrows are definitely hanging there. Guess they have all night party hijinks, too. Figures.

3. Didn’t expect to see a fairy princess around here.

This one has a little purple dress and pink hair. But her crown and wand are twigs.

This one has a little purple dress and pink hair. But her crown and wand are twigs.

4. Guess somebody is ready for a wheelbarrow ride.

But the guy gets the ride while the woman has to push him around. Love the flower hat though.

But the guy gets the ride while the woman has to push him around. Love the flower hat though.

5. Apparently, there are even NRA scarecrows out there.

And here is one standing with his gun and a chain of bullets. However, instead of scaring crows, his function is to scare potential terrorists, home invaders, and undocumented immigrants.

And here is one standing with his gun and a chain of bullets. However, instead of scaring crows, his function is to scare potential intruders and minorities.

6. It’s widely noted that they call her the Iron Lady since she comes off a little stiff.

Well, she's made with an ironing board. But yes, she seems a bit flat and stiff.

Well, she’s made with an ironing board. But yes, she seems a bit flat and stiff.

7. Just going out for a morning stroll with the baby, nothing special.

Seems like whoever made this has kids who are no longer toddlers. Well, at least they used it for something like this.

Seems like whoever made this has kids who are no longer toddlers. Well, at least they used it for something like this. Very clever.

8. Nothing to see here, just an old man tending his garden.

For a second, I almost thought it was a real guy. Until I saw the pumpkin head and the stuffed arms. Like the beard.

For a second, I almost thought it was a real guy. Until I saw the pumpkin head and the stuffed arms. Like the beard.

9. What’s this? Jack Skellington and Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas?

Yes, that's it. However, do these two seem like they're getting married? Because Sally is dressed in a nice white dress.

Yes, that’s it. However, do these two seem like they’re getting married? Because Sally is dressed in a nice white dress.

10. This veterinarian always tries to be good to animals.

However, that dog is kind of freaky looking to me. So is the vet's pumpkin head.

However, that dog is kind of freaky looking to me. So is the vet’s pumpkin head.

11. Guess someone has shown up with a sun flowery face.

Well, a sunflower head, anyway. Still, seems to make everything seem sunny even in patched overalls.

Well, a sunflower head, anyway. Still, seems to make everything seem sunny even in patched overalls.

12. Seems like Gulliver shouldn’t have been sleeping.

This is from Gulliver's Travels where the Lilliputains tie him off on the beach and see him as a giant.

This is from Gulliver’s Travels where the Lilliputains tie him off on the beach and see him as a giant.

13. Seems like somebody has been sleeping on the job.

He should be out trying to scare crows off. But he's just taking a snooze. Lazy bum.

He should be out trying to scare crows off. But he’s just taking a snooze. Lazy bum.

14. Now this is a real corn maiden here.

Since she has a dress made from corn stalks as well as decked in full fall regalia. Kind of wish she was in an outdoor setting though.

Since she has a dress made from corn stalks as well as decked in full fall regalia. Kind of wish she was in an outdoor setting though.

15. This lady seems to have a head full of grains.

Well, her head consists of wheat. Yet, she's almost entirely made from straw. Guess she sometimes makes it hay.

Well, her head consists of wheat. Yet, she’s almost entirely made from straw. Guess she sometimes makes it hay.

16. Guess this woman seems to be waiting for the bus or something.

She's just sitting on the bench. Too bad she has straw in her boots. Then again, she's a scarecrow.

She’s just sitting on the bench. Too bad she has straw in her boots. Then again, she’s a scarecrow.

17. These two scarecrows surely adore their little pumpkin.

Too bad it doesn't have a jack o'lantern face yet. Guess it's too young to get one.

Too bad it doesn’t have a jack o’lantern face yet. Guess it’s too young to get one.

18. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Princess Ladybug.

Well, she's wearing a ladybug dress. But that was what her name was on Pinterest so I'm going with that.

Well, she’s wearing a ladybug dress. But that was what her name was on Pinterest so I’m going with that.

19. Looks like we’ve found ourselves in Tin Can Alley.

Seems like we come across a tin can lady and her metal dog. Not scary, but adorable for any Tin Man to love.

Seems like we come across a tin can lady and her metal dog. Not scary, but adorable for any Tin Man to love.

20. Seems like this old rusty truck needs some fixing.

Well, that's one way you can reuse an old busted truck. Like the scarecrow pumpkin mechanics the best though.

Well, that’s one way you can reuse an old busted truck. Like the scarecrow pumpkin mechanics the best though.

21. This scarecrow lady has to look her best when she’s out on the town.

She even has her straw lapdog in a shirt that she has around her arm. Like the purple purse and turquoise scarf.

She even has her straw lapdog in a shirt that she has around her arm. Like the purple purse and turquoise scarf.

22. To scare the crows away, this guy resorts to cartwheels.

Then again, it might for some of the crows. But this is a really creative, especially with having the scarecrow being upside down.

Then again, it might for some of the crows. But this is a really creative, especially with having the scarecrow being upside down.

23. Heard about Angry Birds? How about Angry Bales?

Well, they're Angry Birds as hay bales. Basically consists of spray-paint and straw. Fans will love it.

Well, they’re Angry Birds as hay bales. Basically consists of spray-paint and straw. Fans will love it.

24. While everyone works, these scarecrows take an afternoon bike ride.

Looks like these guys are having a good time. Wonder if any of them are wearing helmets.

Looks like these guys are having a good time. Wonder if any of them are wearing helmets.

25. Anyone else think her dress looks shady?

I mean her dress is made from 3 different lamp shades. And each one is trimmed with autumn leaves.

I mean her dress is made from 3 different lamp shades. And each one is trimmed with autumn leaves or flowers.

26. This lady scarecrow brings an aura of sophistication.

Well, she has a rather interesting dress that seems straight from My Fair Lady. Seems to suit her.

Well, she has a rather interesting dress that seems straight from My Fair Lady. Seems to suit her.

27. This little dog seems to come out right from the haystack.

Sure it looks like a normal pile of hay until you see the dog's face. But sometimes you don't know where the straw dog begins and the bale ends.

Sure it looks like a normal pile of hay until you see the dog’s face. But sometimes you don’t know where the straw dog begins and the bale ends.

28. This scarecrow appears to be a bit potted lately.

After all, he's made from a lot of flower pots that were probably sold at discount prices. Like the hay in the hands and head.

After all, he’s made from a lot of flower pots that were probably sold at discount prices. Like the hay in the hands, feet, and head.

29. There’s nothing more relaxing to this garden lady than picking some flowers.

Sure her head is a flower pot and she wears a flower hat. But you have to admire how her bright green gloves would stand out. Also, that's not an outfit you wear for gardening.

Sure her head is a flower pot and she wears a flower hat. But you have to admire how her bright green gloves would stand out. Also, that’s not an outfit you wear for gardening.

30. Wonder what that scarecrow is doing in his long underwear or pajamas.

Okay, those may be pajamas and they seem to be in light pink. Not sure if that would scare the crows.

Okay, those may be pajamas and they seem to be in light pink. Not sure if that would scare the crows.

31. This Victorian scarecrow looks smashing in her elegant dress.

Well, it certainly is a dress of black and lace. Love the flowers in the hat. Lovely.

Well, it certainly is a dress of black and lace. Love the flowers in the hat. Lovely.

32. Oh, look, the minion bales are coming.

Yes, these the hay bales of minions from Despicable Me. There are a lot of minion scarecrows out there. This among the most creative.

Yes, these the hay bales of minions from Despicable Me. There are a lot of minion scarecrows out there. This among the most creative.

33. Sometimes you can always use a break to relax.

But I'm not sure if lounging in a swimsuit is ideal for fall weather. Also, her skin seems to be made from burlap.

But I’m not sure if lounging in a swimsuit is ideal for fall weather. Also, her skin seems to be made from burlap.

34. Want to buy some garden veggies?

Well, she seems to have quite the variety. Not sure people wear flowery aprons anymore. But it adds a nice touch.

Well, she seems to have quite the variety. Not sure people wear flowery aprons anymore. But it adds a nice touch.

35. This scarecrow’s head seems a bit rakey for some reason.

Well, he seems to have a rake head decked with sunflowers. Must have a rather sunny disposition.

Well, he seems to have a rake head decked with sunflowers. Must have a rather sunny disposition.

36. This redhead pumpkin head revels in her polka dot dress.

Not a fan of polka dots, but she does seem to rock the outfit without being tacky. Like the flowers in her hair, too.

Not a fan of polka dots, but she does seem to rock the outfit without being tacky. Like the flowers in her hair, too.

37. How about you come in and stay for a spell?

I think this was for a town scarecrow contest. But I love how these ladies are wearing bright colored dresses. And how one of them sits on the hay bale.

I think this was for a town scarecrow contest. But I love how these ladies are wearing bright colored dresses. And how one of them sits on the hay bale.

38. Since Christ was born in a stable, it’s only fair we have a scarecrow nativity scene.

Seems like they didn't have the time and the energy to have shepherds, livestock, and wise men. but you have to like the fall display though.

Seems like they didn’t have the time and the energy to have shepherds, livestock, and wise men. but you have to like the fall display though.

39. Kiddies, you might not want to go near this bed.

Because that's not Little Red Riding Hood's grandma. That's the Big Bad Wolf dressed as her grandma. But you have love this display. So right.

Because that’s not Little Red Riding Hood’s grandma. That’s the Big Bad Wolf dressed as her grandma. But you have love this display. So right.

40. This jack o’lantern couple seems much happier than in the Grand Wood painting.

Yes, it's supposed to be the American Gothic couple that's countlessly parodied. But these two are smiling instead of stern.

Yes, it’s supposed to be the American Gothic couple that’s countlessly parodied. But these two are smiling instead of stern.

41. This woman walks to the garden all decked in lettuce.

Her top is in red (well, purple) and her skirt seems romaine. And she's even wearing a sunflower to top it all off.

Her top is in red (well, purple) and her skirt seems romaine. And she’s even wearing a sunflower to top it all off.

42. Guess that witch should’ve watched out for that tree.

Yeah, she should always keep her eyes open when she's on the broom. Also, not drink and fly.

Yeah, she should always keep her eyes open when she’s on the broom. Also, not drink and fly.

43. This knightly scarecrow mounts for a joust on his noble steed.

Yes, his horse might be made from a tree or straw. But he looks so cool in his red knightly attire.

Yes, his horse might be made from a tree or straw. But he looks so cool in his red knightly attire.

44. Guess there’s so much straw inside this thing for a horse.

Oh, wait, that is a scarecrow horse. Not sure how it'll scare crows. But you have to admire this person's creativity and effort.

Oh, wait, that is a scarecrow horse. Not sure how it’ll scare crows. But you have to admire this person’s creativity and effort.

45. Supercrow his here to save the day from grasshopper infestation!

Like how he's hanging. But the fact this guy could flatten entire cities in his encounters with fellow Kryptonians should have the crows proceed with caution.

Like how he’s hanging. But the fact this guy could flatten entire cities in his encounters with fellow Kryptonians should have the crows proceed with caution.

46. Just 3 little girls playing in a garden, nothing to see here.

Well, I guess children scarecrows take up less straw. But you have to appreciate this concept. So cute.

Well, I guess children scarecrows take up less straw. But you have to appreciate this concept. So cute.

47. This straw owl is always set to be a hoot.

It's even bigger than a real owl and less fancy. Still, got to love the wings on this.

It’s even bigger than a real owl and less fancy. Still, got to love the wings on this.

48. These workers have just been given a break to break off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar.

Yes, these are road workers. But the sign should clearly say, "Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar." The slogan's wrong.

Yes, these are road workers. But the sign should clearly say, “Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar.” The slogan’s wrong.

49. In this lawn Captain Jack Sparrow surely makes an unforgettable presence.

Now that really looks like Johnny Depp, almost lifelike. Not sure if the garden setting agrees with him.

Now that really looks like Johnny Depp, almost lifelike. Not sure if the garden setting agrees with him.

50. This scarecrow seems to haven numbers and letters all over him.

Well, it looks like something made for a teacher. Love the patches though.

Well, it looks like something made for a teacher. Love the patches though.

51. Time for this old scarecrow to saddle up.

See he's on a wooden horse wearing a sheriff's badge. And he's carrying a lasso. Seems more like a rodeo clown to me.

See he’s on a wooden horse wearing a sheriff’s badge. And he’s carrying a lasso. Seems more like a rodeo clown to me.

52. Guess it’s always a luau where this guy is concerned.

That or on his way to a Jimmy Buffett concert. Wonder if there are people in Hawaii who have scarecrows in their gardens.

That or on his way to a Jimmy Buffett concert. Wonder if there are people in Hawaii who have scarecrows in their gardens.

53. No, I don’t think Vincent can lend an ear today.

You can guess this is a scarecrow of Vincent Van Gogh who sometimes painted crows. He even has a bandage from where he cut his ear, too.

You can guess this is a scarecrow of Vincent Van Gogh who sometimes painted crows. He even has a bandage from where he cut his ear, too.

54. This scarecrow ogre isn’t the monster you think he is.

Okay, he may be gross but he mostly keeps to himself. Still, this Shrek scarecrow is clever.

Okay, he may be gross but he mostly keeps to himself. Still, this Shrek scarecrow is clever.

55. This gypsy scarecrow comes in on her tambourine.

Then again, I'm not sure if she's carrying a tambourine or not. But I really like her dress though.

Then again, I’m not sure if she’s carrying a tambourine or not. But I really like her dress though.

56. “On the crows again, just can’t wait to get on the crows again…”

That's a very good Willie Nelson scarecrow. The braids are excellent. Brilliant.

That’s a very good Willie Nelson scarecrow. The braids are excellent. Brilliant.

57. This Carmen Miranda scarecrow has quite a fruit bowl on her head.

Yeah, Carmen Miranda seems to be widely imitated. But a lot of people don't know what she actually sang.

Yeah, Carmen Miranda seems to be widely imitated. But a lot of people don’t know what she actually sang.

58. Looks like Cousin It has come to stay for awhile.

That has to be a very easy scarecrow to make. I mean you just need a haystack, hat, and sunglasses.

That has to be a very easy scarecrow to make. I mean you just need a haystack, hat, and sunglasses.

59. Looks like this scarecrow display comes straight from under the sea.

And it seems that Ariel isn't in her trademark seashell bra. Still, wish I can find other Disney scarecrows.

And it seems that Ariel isn’t in her trademark seashell bra. Still, wish I can find other Disney scarecrows.

60. Harry Potter tends to make an entrance on his Firebolt.

However, the hair doesn't exactly look right on this. Because Harry has black hair, not straw colored. But seems like whoever made this didn't have the time.

However, the hair doesn’t exactly look right on this. Because Harry has black hair, not straw colored. But seems like whoever made this didn’t have the time.

61. On some days, you just have to give the dog a bone.

This especially goes for a scarecrow dog. Because crows are more likely to be scared of them.

This especially goes for a scarecrow dog. Because crows are more likely to be scared of them.

62. This scarecrow gorilla is sure going ape.

Yes, you read that right. That's a gorilla scarecrow. And it probably consists of a gorilla suit with straw.

Yes, you read that right. That’s a gorilla scarecrow. And it probably consists of a gorilla suit with straw.

63. Here we have a firefighting scarecrow to the rescue.

Unfortunately, he may not be able to survive the flames since most scarecrows are extremely flammable. This was made by a town fire department.

Unfortunately, he may not be able to survive the flames since most scarecrows are extremely flammable. This was made by a town fire department.

64. This scarecrow thinks his garden is his own orchestra.

Sure he may be in normal clothes. But so are a lot of conductors at rehearsal. Fits in with the garden look though.

Sure he may be in normal clothes. But so are a lot of conductors at rehearsal. Fits in with the garden look though.

65. Hijacked Henry messed with the wrong crow.

Well, the crow is just incredibly large in this rendition. But you have to wonder how someone could do this.

Well, the crow is just incredibly large in this rendition. But you have to wonder how someone could do this.

66. How about you spend some time listening to this jughead band?

Yes, the kind of band that makes country western bands seem less hickish in comparison. Still, it's pretty funny and clever.

Yes, the kind of band that makes country western bands seem less hickish in comparison. Still, it’s pretty funny and clever.

67. Heard of a scarecrow? How about a scare chicken?

Bigger and tanner than a regular chicken. But doesn't have much meat despite appearances.

Bigger and tanner than a regular chicken. But doesn’t have much meat despite appearances.

68. I’m sure this little straw dog won’t hurt a thing.

My guess is that it's a little straw terrier. Not sure what it has in its mouth which might be toilet paper.

My guess is that it’s a little straw terrier. Not sure what it has in its mouth which might be toilet paper.

69. This chef doesn’t seem too happy about crows on his pie.

Yet, he doesn't seem to do anything about the crows. Or is that really a crow pie? Best not think of it.

Yet, he doesn’t seem to do anything about the crows. Or is that really a crow pie? Best not think of it.

70. Yes, raking leaves is a lot of work.

And it seems that someone just fell into the wheelbarrow. Like the outfits. So much like fall.

And it seems that someone just fell into the wheelbarrow. Like the outfits. So much like fall.

71. Now this lady sports a fine barrel dress.

Well, metal barrel anyway. Yet, seems to take form of Scarlett O'Hara's curtain dress with a dash of Wizard of Oz.

Well, metal barrel anyway. Yet, seems to take form of Scarlett O’Hara’s curtain dress with a dash of Wizard of Oz.

72. This colorful scarecrow seems to go for the flowers.

Helps that she seems to spring from a pot in a flowery dress. Love the rainbow petals.

Helps that she seems to spring from a pot in a flowery dress. Love the rainbow petals.

73. Seems like this plumber doesn’t know where to put a plunger.

He's even sporting a pumpkin plumber's butt to boot. Yeah, really needs to aim for the toilet bowl.

He’s even sporting a pumpkin plumber’s butt to boot. Yeah, really needs to aim for the toilet bowl.

74. This scarecrow prefers the company of bees to the birds.

Well, a beekeeper scarecrow, how original. Even has bees to go with it. Awesome.

Well, a beekeeper scarecrow, how original. Even has bees to go with it. Awesome.

75. Seems like this paratrooper landed in the wrong place.

Now he's hanging from the roof in his parachute. Must be WWII blitz inspired.

Now he’s hanging from the roof in his parachute. Must be WWII blitz inspired.

76. Mary had her little lamb, its fleece was white as snow.

Because if it was Little Bo Peep, she would've lost her sheep. Also, not sure about depicting her in bloomers.

Because if it was Little Bo Peep, she would’ve lost her sheep. Also, not sure about depicting her in bloomers.

77. Guess you wouldn’t want to go to this scarecrow for marriage advice.

Then again, he only beheaded two of his wives. But Henry VIII also put the ax to a lot of his friends and advisers who either refused to go along with what he wanted (like Thomas More) or screwed over big time (like Thomas Cromwell).

Then again, he only beheaded two of his wives. But Henry VIII also put the ax to a lot of his friends and advisers who either refused to go along with what he wanted (like Thomas More) or screwed over big time (like Thomas Cromwell).

78. This mermaid scarecrow seems to be a fish out of water.

Yes, it looks quite unusual if you ask me. But you might see a few at a scarecrow festival or two.

Yes, it looks quite unusual if you ask me. But you might see a few at a scarecrow festival or two.

79. This scarecrow seems to have a real beak for things.

Never mind that he resembles a giant crow with wings. Like how he takes to a straw hat and coveralls.

Never mind that he resembles a giant crow with wings. Like how he takes to a straw hat and coveralls.

80. Seems like somebody ran in to a shrub with their bike.

Probably should've put their foot on the brakes before running into that. Still, like how it just consists of a pair of legs.

Probably should’ve put their foot on the brakes before running into that. Still, like how it just consists of a pair of legs.

The Special Delivery World of Mailboxes

Posted by historymaniacmegan on

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Before the days of the internet, people used to communicate to each other by writing letters which they received in what’s called a mailbox. Of course, though we may not write letters to each other anymore, we still have these remnants around mostly because we don’t have teleporter technology that enables us to send packages and bills through the internet. And the fact it’s one of the few forms of communication that everyone uses to some level or another. So whether you like it or not, mailboxes are here to stay indefinitely and snail mail is not dead. After all, where else can the postman deliver the DVD you rented from Netflix? Nevertheless, most of us usually have mailboxes that aren’t too fancy such as a plain metal box with a round top and red flag to alert the mail carriers to pick up the stuff we’re sending off. Some might use a box on the front of their house. Or some might use a large mailbox around the corner. But there are some people who have rather elaborate mail boxes that might strike you as quite unusual or probably mark the home of the neighborhood nut job. Of course, in my area if someone had a mailbox that looked as outlandish as the ones I’ll present to you, people might not see them as sane since my neighborhood once endured a series of mailbox smashings during a summer when I was sixteen. This left the one at my house at the time basically reduced to a plastic stand that my family had to receive their mail at the post office for awhile until my parents bought a metal one in its place. And that’s why people in my neighborhood can’t have nice things. But at any rate, for your reading pleasure I bring you a glimpse into the crazy world of mailboxes.

  1. Now that’s one way to recycle an old broken microwave.
But if you want to use it as a mailbox keep it secure on a wooden post, attach a flag, and apply some house numbers. Otherwise, people are just going to see it as a microwave and take it.

But if you want to use it as a mailbox keep it secure on a wooden post, attach a flag, and apply some house numbers. Otherwise, people are just going to see it as a microwave and take it.

2. Guess this is the mailbox for Robot Chicken.

Robot Chicken does videos on the internet, by the way. But this mailbox really takes the robotic chicken concept quite literally.

Robot Chicken does videos on the internet, by the way. But this mailbox really takes the robotic chicken concept quite literally.

3. Looks like this mailbox has already sprouted flowers.

Okay, they're metal flowers. But whatever they're made from, they're quite pretty to me.

Okay, they’re metal flowers. But whatever they’re made from, they’re quite pretty to me.

4. With a mailbox like this, catfishing seems to take a whole new meaning.

Catfishing is when you meet someone in person you met through phone, mail, or online and they don't turn out to be what they say they are. Yet, this mailbox is of a literal catfish.

Catfishing is when you meet someone in person you met through phone, mail, or online and they don’t turn out to be what they say they are. Yet, this mailbox is of a literal catfish.

5. This mailbox shows how this mountainous area as if it had bloomed from a flower.

Too bad the petals on this flower seem to resemble butt cheeks. Yeah, that doesn't look right.

Too bad the petals on this flower seem to resemble butt cheeks. Yeah, that doesn’t look right.

6. If you can have a flamingo in your garden, how about one in your mailbox?

After all, a flamingo mailbox is just as tacky as a lawn ornament. Besides, it'll make you stand out in the neighborhood.

After all, a flamingo mailbox is just as tacky as a lawn ornament. Besides, it’ll make you stand out in the neighborhood.

7. Perhaps you and your neighbors can make the mailman’s job easier by putting your mailboxes on a wheel.

That way, the mail carrier can just spin the wheel to deliver the mail instead of having to stop their truck constantly. Seems more convenient to them.

That way, the mail carrier can just spin the wheel to deliver the mail instead of having to stop their truck constantly. Seems more convenient to them.

8. This mailbox is all held up by a bunch of pencils.

And they all seem to be in different colors, too. But I'm sure you can't use them.

And they all seem to be in different colors, too. But I’m sure you can’t use them.

9. Why chase windmills when you can receive your mail in one?

Sure having this might make people think you need a psychiatrist. But it sure looks quite charming in its own way.

Sure having this might make people think you need a psychiatrist. But it sure looks quite charming in its own way.

10. Got rusty mailboxes? You can always decorate them.

One of these is decorated with a crocheted quilt cozy. The other has flowers on it. Seems like this one is used for a college.

One of these is decorated with a crocheted quilt cozy. The other has flowers on it. Seems like this one is used for a college.

11. Hope you can get to your mail before the bear does.

Didn't know you can have wood sculpture mailboxes. Not sure how that works. But this is quite clever.

Didn’t know you can have wood sculpture mailboxes. Not sure how that works. But this is quite clever.

12. Guess this biker wants to out jump this orange mailbox.

Yes, I know the person who lives at that place is either crazy or a repressed art major. But at least no one is bound to mistake their address during mail time.

Yes, I know the person who lives at that place is either crazy or a repressed art major. But at least no one is bound to mistake their address during mail time.

13. This mailbox boldly goes where no man has gone before.

Yes, this is a mailbox depicting the Enterprise from Star Trek which is set at a time when nobody uses mailboxes at all. Seriously, they have replicators and teleport technology.

Yes, this is a mailbox depicting the Enterprise from Star Trek which is set at a time when nobody uses mailboxes at all. Seriously, they have replicators and teleport technology.

14. If you want the mail carrier to remember where you live, how about a mailbox of your own house?

After all, whoever lived there certainly did. Then again, some people might not have that option.

After all, whoever lived there certainly did. Then again, some people might not have that option.

15. Looks like this house belongs to a Mr. Charles Brown.

Because I can recognized that it has Snoopy and Woodstock. Still, like the red doghouse motif.

Because I can recognized that it has Snoopy and Woodstock. Still, like the red doghouse motif.

16. This scuba diver mailbox seems to belong under the sea.

After all, the guy swimming certainly seems like he's underwater. Also, note the crabs below him.

After all, the guy swimming certainly seems like he’s underwater. Also, note the crabs below him.

17. Didn’t know you can plant flowers near your mailbox.

Then again, I'm not sure whether some of these flowers are even real. But they sure are pretty.

Then again, I’m not sure whether some of these flowers are even real. But they sure are pretty.

18. Looks like this maibox is standing on half a boat.

Well, half a kayak anyway. Probably seems like it was created by someone with too much time on their hands.

Well, half a kayak anyway. Probably seems like it was created by someone with too much time on their hands.

19. This skeleton is just lounging around without a care in the world.

Yes, he's just kicking back with food, beer, music, and lots of sun. What more can he ask for?

Yes, he’s just kicking back with food, beer, music, and lots of sun. What more can he ask for?

20. Guess this is where everyone makes a deposit so the mailman can withdraw.

Because this mailbox apparently resembles an old wooden outhouse. And it has a spider on it.

Because this mailbox apparently resembles an old wooden outhouse. And it has a spider on it.

21. Seems like this box was made from a whole neighborhood block.

Actually it's just a wooden mailbox with homes painted. But you have to admire the vibrant colors.

Actually it’s just a wooden mailbox with homes painted. But you have to admire the vibrant colors.

22. My, that’s one fearsome fish.

On bright side, having a mailbox like this can potentially scare off potential smashers. On the downside, it might scare the shit out of mail carriers.

On bright side, having a mailbox like this can potentially scare off potential smashers. On the downside, it might scare the shit out of mail carriers and everyone else.

23. Wonder what’s buzzing inside this one.

Hope it doesn't contain anything that might get you stung. Still, this is really adorable if you ask me.

Hope it doesn’t contain anything that might get you stung. Still, this is really adorable if you ask me.

24. Apparently, some painter lives at that address.

You can obviously guess from the wooden paint pallet and brushes. Guess the artist wants to advertise.

You can obviously guess from the wooden paint pallet and brushes. Guess the artist wants to advertise their craft.

25. In this mailbox, every type of mail has its proper place.

The fact that papers and bills go into the old wood stove is only coincidental. Looks like someone doesn't care about receiving such stuff very much.

The fact that papers and bills go into the old wood stove is only coincidental. Looks like someone doesn’t care about receiving such stuff very much.

26. So is this mailbox used by a school?

Because it seems to really take the form of a yellow school bus. Like how they have little people figures inside.

Because it seems to really take the form of a yellow school bus. Like how they have little people figures inside.

27. Don’t mind the blue stick figure handling the yellow mailbox. He won’t hurt you.

After all, he's just being very friendly. So it's nothing you should be concerned about. Honest.

After all, he’s just being very friendly. So it’s nothing you should be concerned about. Honest.

28. This tractor mailbox can hold its mail fill at any rate.

Doesn't hurt that it was made from an old propane tank. Got to love the wheels and the seat.

Doesn’t hurt that it was made from an old propane tank. Got to love the wheels and the seat.

29. Seems like this mailbox is quite fancy.

This one seems to have a lovely painting and a lot of flowery touches. Definitely not one you'd want in my neighborhood (because it might get smashed).

This one seems to have a lovely painting and a lot of flowery touches. Definitely not one you’d want in my neighborhood (because it might get smashed).

30. In Hawaii, tiki mailboxes are all the rage.

Well, at least in some areas anyway. Not sure if I'd like to see people with mailboxes containing weird faces and wild hair like that.

Well, at least in some areas anyway. Not sure if I’d like to see people with mailboxes containing weird faces and wild hair like that.

31. Sometimes you might need some robotic help for mailbox handling.

But don't worry. Sure Zorg may seem like he wants to kill you. But he's just holding the mailbox for the Patterson family. Nothing you should worry about.

But don’t worry. Sure Zorg may seem like he wants to kill you. But he’s just holding the mailbox for the Patterson family. Nothing you should worry about.

32. With a mailbox like this, you might be flying high.

Guess any mail received in this goes in first, business, or coach. Unless it belongs to Southwest Airlines, then it's always coach.

Guess any mail received in this goes in first, business, or coach. Unless it belongs to Southwest Airlines, then it’s always coach.

33. So this is where you’d receive the pelican brief.

By the way The Pelican Brief is a legal thriller by John Grisham that was made into a movie. And sorry, bird fans, but it has nothing to do with pelicans. But this mailbox does.

By the way The Pelican Brief is a legal thriller by John Grisham that was made into a movie. And sorry, bird fans, but it has nothing to do with pelicans. But this mailbox does.

34. Not sure if the mail carrier will ever see the irony here.

But I'm sure this mailbox will stand in rain, snow, sleet, or hail. Because the mail must always be delivered save Sundays or holidays.

But I’m sure this mailbox will stand in rain, snow, sleet, or hail. Because the mail must always be delivered save Sundays or holidays.

35. Guess this person loves to make a flowery impression.

Yes, it's a large flower all right. And the mailbox is smack dab in the center. Wonder what the mail carrier thinks about that.

Yes, it’s a large flower all right. And the mailbox is smack dab in the center. Wonder what the mail carrier thinks about that.

36. Sometimes a mailbox is considered a sacred space.

But you can't help but like this one of a dazzling blue church near a seaside town. So lovely.

But you can’t help but like this one of a dazzling blue church near a seaside town. So lovely.

37. Seems like this mailbox comes locked and loaded.

No wonder this mailbox belongs to an NRA member who doesn't believe in gun control. Probably a place I want to avoid.

No wonder this mailbox belongs to an NRA member who doesn’t believe in gun control. Probably a place I want to avoid.

38. Hope this mailbox doesn’t let out a squawk.

Though this is a colorful parrot mailbox. Wouldn't want to see it get smashed.

Though this is a colorful parrot mailbox. Wouldn’t want to see it get smashed.

39. Looks like the mail comes in at the last drop.

Apparently, it seems do in this pipe mailbox. Guess this might belong to a waterworks.

Apparently, it seems do in this pipe mailbox. Guess this might belong to a waterworks.

40. Imagine trying to send your mail from a tree stump.

Well, I'm sure this isn't really a tree trunk. But it doesn't quite seem right, don't you think?

Well, I’m sure this isn’t really a tree trunk. But it doesn’t quite seem right, don’t you think?

41. In the event of biblical flooding, this mailbox can keep your mail dry for 40 days and 40 nights.

Okay, I know that's not the case with any mailbox. But since this is a Noah's Ark one, I had to put a little biblical humor in this one.

Okay, I know that’s not the case with any mailbox. But since this is a Noah’s Ark one, I had to put a little biblical humor in this one.

42. This marlin mailbox might seem a bit fishy for some people.

No, this isn't a swordfish, though marlins tend to be mistaken as this. But marlins don't have nearly that long of bill and display more elaborate fins.

No, this isn’t a swordfish, though marlins tend to be mistaken as this. But marlins don’t have nearly that long of bill and display more elaborate fins.

43. Nothing makes a mail carrier happier than a mailbox hanging garden.

The mail goes in the birdhouse on this one. But the flowers on this are quite pretty.

The mail goes in the birdhouse on this one. But the flowers on this are quite pretty.

44. Anyone from Purdue would surely love to receive their mail in the Boilermaker Special.

Really wanted to do something with the Boilermaker Special in the college sports craft post. But I couldn't find any relating to that.

Really wanted to do something with the Boilermaker Special in the college sports craft post. But I couldn’t find any relating to that.

45. Guess whoever owns this mailbox has been swept up in patriotic fervor lately.

Not only is this mailbox and stand painted like an American flag, but it even has a bald eagle on top. Guess someone must have too much time on their hands.

Not only is this mailbox and stand painted like an American flag, but it even has a bald eagle on top. Guess someone must have too much time on their hands.

46. When mail comes a knocking, this mailbox is a rockin.’

Yes, this mailbox is in the shape of an electric guitar. How cool is that?

Yes, this mailbox is in the shape of an electric guitar. How cool is that?

47. This mailbox comes with a maritime touch.

It's shaped like a submarine periscope with a boat on it. And it seems to be from Wales.

It’s shaped like a submarine periscope with a boat on it. And it seems to be from Wales.

48. You may not see anything nearly as graceful as this mailbox.

Sure swans may be beautiful creatures on the water. But they're not friendly. In fact, they can be quite mean and vicious.

Sure swans may be beautiful creatures on the water. But they’re not friendly. In fact, they can be quite mean and vicious.

49. Seems like this little owl house mailbox has to be a hoot.

Well, the mailbox is on the owl statue. But it seems to be a quite clever design nonetheless. Love the owl glasses.

Well, the mailbox is on the owl statue. But it seems to be a quite clever design nonetheless. Love the owl glasses.

50. No, I don’t think you’ll find any electrical circuits here.

Nice to see how this is specifically labeled "US Mail." So you won't mistake it for something you see on the power lines.

Nice to see how this is specifically labeled “US Mail.” So you won’t mistake it for something you see on the power lines.

51. Looks like someone in this neighborhood is working for the Galactic Empire.

Yet, apparently, their mail seems be all up in Darth Vader's TIE. Oh, wait, could he live there?

Yet, apparently, their mail seems be all up in Darth Vader’s TIE. Oh, wait, could he live there?

52. This golf cart mailbox doesn’t hesitate to tell people to drive safely.

Or at least I think it's a golf cart because it sure looks like it. Then again, it might be something else.

Or at least I think it’s a golf cart because it sure looks like it. Then again, it might be something else.

53. This Big Ben mailbox knows how to make an impression.

As to why anyone would want a mailbox that high, I don't have the slightest idea. Seriously, it might need a lightning rod at that point.

As to why anyone would want a mailbox that high, I don’t have the slightest idea. Seriously, it might need a lightning rod at that point.

54. A mailbox like this is perfect for down on the farm.

Since it seems to be shape like a little red barn you see in children's books. Like the roof though.

Since it seems to be shape like a little red barn you see in children’s books. Like the roof though.

55. Here we have an old cowboy and his dog at this mail depot.

Both seem to be likely cast in bronze, too. Guess this mailbox certainly did not come cheap.

Both seem to be likely cast in bronze, too. Guess this mailbox certainly did not come cheap.

56. Guess this traffic light doesn’t tell you when to stop or go.

Guess each one has a face on which type of mail. I bet the frownie red face is for bills.

Guess each one has a face on which type of mail. I bet the frownie red face is for bills.

57. This mailbox seems all shelled out.

Well, all seashelled out, anyway. Another mailbox you wouldn't want in my neighborhood. Lovely.

Well, all seashelled out, anyway. Another mailbox you wouldn’t want in my neighborhood. Lovely.

58. You wouldn’t want to run into this standing white tiger.

You should also know that he knows karate. So he could basically nail your ass in more ways than the average tiger. Avoid.

You should also know that he knows karate. So he could basically nail your ass in more ways than the average tiger. Avoid.

59. Got an old fashioned camera? Perhaps you can use it as a mailbox.

Well, if the said camera doesn't fetch a good price at an antique shop. Then again, it's worth a try.

Well, if the said camera doesn’t fetch a good price at an antique shop. Then again, it’s worth a try.

60. Hope you know how to smile for the picture.

Okay, this is a Nikon camera mailbox made from wood. Guess the mail comes in from the side.

Okay, this is a Nikon camera mailbox made from wood. Guess the mail comes in from the side.

61. This mailbox comes well anchored.

In this case, quite literally if you apply the maritime logic. Even on land.

In this case, quite literally if you apply the maritime logic. Even on land.

62. Apparently, someone’s mail has a large snake wrapping around it.

Don't worry, the snake isn't real and is only on there for artistic purposes. So you're safe.

Don’t worry, the snake isn’t real and is only on there for artistic purposes. So you’re safe.

63. Insert your Santa letter here.

Didn't know there even was a mailbox you can send your letters to the North Pole. Interesting.

Didn’t know there even was a mailbox you can send your letters to the North Pole. Interesting.

64. This mailbox is all covered with gears and chains.

Looks like the decorations on here came from a bunch of old bikes. Like the face in the front.

Looks like the decorations on here came from a bunch of old bikes. Like the face in the front.

65. This lighthouse mailbox will help you find your way home.

Wonder if it really lights up like a real lighthouse. Then again, I do admire the brick work, too.

Wonder if it really lights up like a real lighthouse. Then again, I do admire the brick work, too.

66. This hammer mailbox surely nails it in.

Or perhaps "mails it in." Maybe that's not a really good pun. Hope the mail carrier in that neck of the woods isn't a real tool.

Or perhaps “mails it in.” Maybe that’s not a really good pun. Hope the mail carrier in that neck of the woods isn’t a real tool.

67. This computer mailbox is always online.

Well, not online on the technical sense. But it's a great place to mail back your Netflix DVDs.

Well, not online on the technical sense. But it’s a great place to mail back your Netflix DVDs.

68. This metal camper contains special deliveries.

Then again, why anyone would want to use a mailbox while camping is beyond me. Seriously, why?

Then again, why anyone would want to use a mailbox while camping is beyond me. Seriously, why?

69. This drum set mailbox doesn’t miss a beat.

Apparently, it came with cymbal and a gong. Hope it doesn't get out of hand with the bass.

Apparently, it came with cymbal and a gong. Hope it doesn’t get out of hand with the bass.

70. I’m sure you won’t get any gas from here.

Because it's used for holding mail, not fuel. Also, it's kind of in an old fashioned style like 1950s.

Because it’s used for holding mail, not fuel. Also, it’s kind of in an old fashioned style like 1950s.

71. You can always go with the old stage coach option.

Never mind that it's practically obsolete since we had trains, cars, and planes. But at least you can have this wooden mailbox.

Never mind that it’s practically obsolete since we had trains, cars, and planes. But at least you can have this wooden mailbox.

72. Bet you can send your letter with this little seagull.

Sure it looks like a bird in the box. But it's an adorable bird in the box. From Japan.

Sure it looks like a bird in the box. But it’s an adorable bird in the box. From Japan.

73. For a more eco-friendly delivery, a birch mailbox will suit your fancy.

Goes well with a birch tree. But will it hold up is my question. Probably.

Goes well with a birch tree. But will it hold up is my question. Probably.

74. Guess this casket mailbox is buried with mail from the inside.

Then again, you can tell where they put the mail in. Guess this is for a funeral home but it doesn't seem that way.

Then again, you can tell where they put the mail in. Guess this is for a funeral home but it doesn’t seem that way.

75. Seems like this beaver has been a bit lonely lately.

At least its chomping on a log over a wooden mailbox. Still, it's adorable.

At least its chomping on a log over a wooden mailbox. Still, it’s adorable.

76. This US Capitol mailbox surely has its own patriotic charm.

Well, seems like a rather skinny replica of it, anyway. But I really think this is an awesome design.

Well, seems like a rather skinny replica of it, anyway. But I really think this is an awesome design.

77. This cactus mailbox seems to have room for 3.

Sure it's all in green. But at least it's somewhat convenient for the neighborhood.

Sure it’s all in green. But at least it’s somewhat convenient for the neighborhood.

78. This log cabin mailbox has a rather rustic facade.

Seems like it was made out of Lincoln logs for some reason. Maybe because Lincoln logs look like that.

Seems like it was made out of Lincoln logs for some reason. Maybe because Lincoln logs look like that.

79. This lighthouse mailbox will surely shine on the coast.

Yes, it's another lighthouse mailbox. But this one is made from wood, painted, blue and much smaller than the other one.

Yes, it’s another lighthouse mailbox. But this one is made from wood, painted, blue and much smaller than the other one.

80. This shiny red barn mailbox comes with its own black weather vane.

Yes, it's another barn mailbox. But this one looks different and has a more shinier look to it. Couldn't pass it up.

Yes, it’s another barn mailbox. But this one looks different and has a more shinier look to it. Couldn’t pass it up.

81. This horse mailbox can sure gallop with grace.

This one is also cast in bronze. Not sure what I think about the mane. But it's almost lifelike.

This one is also cast in bronze. Not sure what I think about the mane. But it’s almost lifelike.

82. This fire truck mailbox may not put out fires but it’ll keep the mail secure.

There seem to be a lot of firetruck mailboxes. But this is the one I think really stands out for me. Love the detail.

There seem to be a lot of firetruck mailboxes. But this is the one I think really stands out for me. Love the detail.

83. This green mailbox comes with its own built in lift.

This is certainly for a company called Sunbelt. They specialize in construction equipment rentals.

This is certainly for a company called Sunbelt. They specialize in construction equipment rentals.

84. This Green Bay Packers mailbox seems rather cheesy to me.

Then again, it's only fitting since their fans are called "Cheeseheads." So they have to come with a cheesy mailbox, too.

Then again, it’s only fitting since their fans are called “Cheeseheads.” So they have to come with a cheesy mailbox, too.

85. This mailbox has the spirit of an Old West saloon.

You know the place in westerns where they all get into fights and shoot each other. Still, this has very fine woodwork.

You know the place in westerns where they all get into fights and shoot each other. Still, this has very fine woodwork.

86. Of course, many young children could dream of having this Thomas the Tank Engine mailbox.

Well, this seems kind of fancy for Thomas. But it'll do. So cute.

Well, this seems kind of fancy for Thomas. But it’ll do. So cute.

87. This Up mailbox is a pure Disney Pixar dream.

A lot of people seem to really like the Up house. Maybe because of the nice colors and balloons. Love it.

A lot of people seem to really like the Up house. Maybe because of the nice colors and balloons. Love it.

88. This mailbox should indicate to you that you’re in Gator country.

As in Florida Gator country. But note that Florida also has a lot of real alligators, too. And they're not friendly.

As in Florida Gator country. But note that Florida also has a lot of real alligators, too. And they’re not friendly.

89. This shows where real mail and span go.

I'm sure the spam mailbox is practically empty. But this set up is pretty amusing.

I’m sure the spam mailbox is practically empty. But this set up is pretty amusing.

90. This lobster mailbox always comes in fully clawed.

Now that's a funny looking lobster. But since it's a mailbox, I'll allow it.

Now that’s a funny looking lobster. But since it’s a mailbox, I’ll allow it.

91. In this set up, junk mail always ends up in the toilet.

Well, I have to admit that whoever made this has quite the sense of humor. Yes, junk mail is a pain.

Well, I have to admit that whoever made this has quite the sense of humor. Yes, junk mail is a pain.

92. Would you want your mail from the butt of an AT-AT?

Hey, at least it's better than having to face one in battle. Yes, those things can be destructive as you've seen in the Empire Strikes Back.

Hey, at least it’s better than having to face one in battle. Yes, those things can be destructive as you’ve seen in the Empire Strikes Back.

93. This lobster trap mailbox has a lot of sea life to it.

But it's not going to make the lobster happy, isn't it? Still, wonder if it's a real lobster trap. Probably.

But it’s not going to make the lobster happy, isn’t it? Still, wonder if it’s a real lobster trap. Probably.

94. This mailbox has Batman to the rescue.

You have to admire the person's creativity on this one. Though I'm not sure about the legs.

You have to admire the person’s creativity on this one. Though I’m not sure about the legs.

95. How about putting your mailbox within a tiki hut?

Guess this is made from straw and bamboo if it's not from some replica plastics. Better than the tiki statue one.

Guess this is made from straw and bamboo if it’s not from some replica plastics. Better than the tiki statue one.

96. No one could resist sending mail in this little penguin box.

Yes, it's a cute little penguin mailbox. And it's in an environment you'd probably won't see penguins. At least outside of nature shows.

Yes, it’s a cute little penguin mailbox. And it’s in an environment you’d probably won’t see penguins. At least outside of nature shows.

97. Seems like this mailbox has been caught in a tree.

Then again, that's not really a tree. And the mailbox is supposed to be held up in the branches.

Then again, that’s not really a tree. And the mailbox is supposed to be held up in the branches.

98. So I guess this not only receives mail but also pumps water.

Guess like the brownie box camera, water pumps are obsolete technology used for artistic purposes. Yet, this seems to work.

Guess like the brownie box camera, water pumps are obsolete technology used for artistic purposes. Yet, this seems to work.

99. This manatee mailbox seems all dressed for a luau.

There's someone who seems to dress a manatee mailbox for holidays and special occasions. But I suppose the hula thing is the default mode.

There’s someone who seems to dress a manatee mailbox for holidays and special occasions. But I suppose the hula thing is the default mode.

100. And last, I feel that I can conclude this post with a red caboose.

After all, the caboose is usually the end of the train. So I guess the caboose mailbox fits.

After all, the caboose is usually the end of the train. So I guess the caboose mailbox fits.

Not Licensed by the NFL Professional Football Craft Projects (Second Edition)

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Now it’s on to the crafts which I have more enjoyment compiling on this blog than the merchandise. Mostly because the craft projects seem more creative to look at and I don’t have to see a lot of stuff that might make me cringe. Then again, you might’ve noticed why some NFL teams might appear on these posts than others. Well, the map might provide a reason for that. As you see here, some NFL teams might have larger fan bases either due to geography, population shifts, or what not. Geography is usually a dominating factor as seen by the map. But you might notice that some teams tend to have fans well beyond their geographic range. This might be due to some fans moving to different places, the brand of the team, or other mitigating factors. It’s complicated. Nevertheless, it does explain why I’m bound to find so many craft projects inspired by the Dallas Cowboys and barely any relating to the New York Jets on Pinterest. So before the first NFL games of the season, I give you another treasure trove of NFL craft projects that aren’t licensed by the NFL and are probably less expensive to make anyway.

  1. This Denver Broncos apothecary jar is great for storing candy.
Sure the candy may be red. But the colors certainly embody the Broncos' mile high spirit.

Sure the candy may be red. But the colors certainly embody the Broncos’ mile high spirit.

2. This stained glass decanter is just perfect for anyone who supports the Baltimore Ravens.

This is especially when one's anticipating that their team will have as shitty season as last year like the Ravens did. Still, the design is quite ornate.

This is especially when one’s anticipating that their team will have as shitty season as last year like the Ravens did. Still, the design is quite ornate.

3. Light up a room with this Pittsburgh Steeler glass block.

Just an old window glass block with a light bulb in it to spread out the light. Is topped off with a black and gold ribbon.

Just an old window glass block with a light bulb in it to spread out the light. Is topped off with a black and gold ribbon.

4. Show the Atlanta Falcons are the pride of Georgia with this wooden pallet.

Though my relatives from Georgia might beg to differ. Still, this is a rather artistic design Falcons fans would love to have.

Though my relatives from Georgia might beg to differ. Still, this is a rather artistic design Falcons fans would love to have.

5. Lounge around outside this season with a San Francisco 49ers lawn chair.

Another wooden masterpiece. Just a lawn chair painted with colors belonging to the 49ers which fans might want to have.

Another wooden masterpiece. Just a lawn chair painted with colors belonging to the 49ers which fans might want to have.

6. Any female Ravens fan would just love to have these feathered earrings.

Yes, they're certainly fitting for a team with a black bird mascot. But this does not mean they'd go well on just about anything.

Yes, they’re certainly fitting for a team with a black bird mascot. But this does not mean they’d go well on just about anything.

7. A wreath supporting the Cincinnati Bengals always has to be striped.

At least it doesn't look as bad as the teams uniforms. Like the orange ribbon on this.

At least it doesn’t look as bad as the teams uniforms. Like the orange ribbon on this.

8. An Indianapolis Colts horsehoe could easily be made with buttons.

Well, blue and white buttons anyway. But if you decide to do so, always use buttons of different sizes.

Well, blue and white buttons anyway. But if you decide to do so, always use buttons of different sizes.

9. Nothing inspires pride like this Dallas Cowboys quilt.

This is a mostly white and silver one with the trademark navy blue Dallas stars. Quite magnificent if you ask me.

This is a mostly white and silver one with the trademark navy blue Dallas stars. Quite magnificent if you ask me.

10. This bauble wreath would look great on any door of an Indianapolis Colts fan.

But remember to handle this with care. Because baubles are rather delicate things that can easily break when dropped. Keep that in mind.

But remember to handle this with care. Because baubles are rather delicate things that can easily break when dropped. Keep that in mind.

11. No Pittsburgh Steeler fan should ever be able to resist this little snowman.

Yes, this little guy is made of cloth and donning the black and gold. So adorable.

Yes, this little guy is made of cloth and donning the black and gold. So adorable.

12. Any little girl can keep warm in the Mile High City with this crocheted Denver Broncos hat.

It's even shaped as a football as well as has a bow and pom poms. So cute.

It’s even shaped as a football as well as has a bow and pom poms. So cute.

13. With this Baltimore Ravens wreath, Ravens games are a festive occasion.

Unless you're my aunt living in Maryland. Then Ravens games where they beat the Steelers aren't so much fun.

Unless you’re my aunt living in Maryland. Then Ravens games where they beat the Steelers aren’t so much fun. Nor when they’re in the Super Bowl.

14. Always have your gear in store with this Dallas Cowboys cabinet.

Yes, this is a cabinet painted in Dallas Cowboy colors. Lovely color scheme but keep it away from my dad.

Yes, this is a cabinet painted in Dallas Cowboy colors. Lovely color scheme but keep it away from my dad.

15. With the right colored strips, you can make a Denver Broncos pillow cushion.

This one uses Broncos, white, orange, and blue. Some of the material might be fuzzy according to the picture.

This one uses Broncos, white, orange, and blue. Some of the material might be fuzzy according to the picture.

16. A little girl’s ears could be just as snug with this crocheted Green Bay Packers head band.

It even has a flower on it with a Green Bay Packers' logo. So cute.

It even has a flower on it with a Green Bay Packers’ logo. So cute.

17. This crocheted cozy set is just the thing for Seattle Seahawks fans on game day.

Includes coasters, bowl warmers, and a table cloth. Perfect for gaming occasions.

Includes coasters, bowl warmers, and a table cloth. Perfect for gaming occasions.

18. Grace your door in Florida with this Miami Dolphins wreath.

I guess "Fins" is a team chant here. Because their mascot is the dolphin, get it? Still, dolphins can be quite vicious if you let them.

I guess “Fins” is a team chant here. Because their mascot is the dolphin, get it? Still, dolphins can be quite vicious despite their cute image.

19. Ladies, step right out in style with these Oakland Raiders high heels shoes.

They come fully decorated in silver, white, and black. But I wouldn't recommend you wear them when you're at the stadium.

They come fully decorated in silver, white, and black. But I wouldn’t recommend you wear them when you’re at the stadium.

20. Seattle Seahawks fans will certainly envy anyone wearing a crocheted hat like this.

This one even has a flower on it, too. Like the navy blue and bright green stripes.

This one even has a flower on it, too. Like the navy blue and bright green stripes.

21. Keep your flowers growing with these Pittsburgh Steeler flower pots.

Notice how they're all stacked together in the black and gold. Any gardener in Steeler nation has to have it.

Notice how they’re all stacked together in the black and gold. Any gardener in Steeler nation has to have it.

22. A Seahawks bottle lamp looks great with glass stones all over it.

This is especially when they're in blue, white, navy blue, and light green. Love the ribbons on the top.

This is especially when they’re in blue, white, navy blue, and light green. Love the ribbons on the top.

23. Light up your living room with this New England Patriots bottle light.

Sure this may be plainer than the Seattle Seahawks one. But that doesn't mean it's better to those outside New England.

Sure this may be plainer than the Seattle Seahawks one. But that doesn’t mean it’s better to those outside New England.

24. Your block is always safe with this Seattle Seahawks fire hydrant.

Sorry, but I don't think this is for sale because it's a fire hydrant. But since it's painted in the Seahawks mode, it goes on this post.

Sorry, but I don’t think this is for sale because it’s a fire hydrant. But since it’s painted in the Seahawks mode, it goes on this post.

25. This simple Steeler wreath is great for any Steeler house.

Since it consists of a yarn wreath Steeler logo. Doesn't have anything else too fancy. Just a simple logo.

Since it consists of a yarn wreath Steeler logo. Doesn’t have anything else too fancy. Just a simple logo.

26. Be a diva in your tailgate kitchen with this New York Jets apron.

Due to having a small fanbase, I don't find a lot of Jets stuff on Pinterest. But I have this on the post so Jets fans won't be ignored.

Due to having a small fanbase, I don’t find a lot of Jets stuff on Pinterest. But I have this on the post so Jets fans won’t be ignored.

27. This Dallas Cowboys cooler always brings the rustic tailgate touch.

Yes, it's cooler even though it's made of wood siding and resembles an end table and a wooden chest. Yes, those Cowboys fan can be pretty creative.

Yes, it’s cooler even though it’s made of wood siding and resembles an end table and a wooden chest. Yes, those Cowboys fan can be pretty creative.

28. This Dallas Cowboys coffee table will certainly make fans green with envy.

Yes, Dallas Cowboy fans' creativity should not be underestimated. Have to admire how this person used tiles on this wooden table. Lovely.

Yes, Dallas Cowboy fans’ creativity should not be underestimated. Have to admire how this person used tiles on this wooden table. Lovely.

29. No Seattle Seahawks fan would want to go without a beaded medallion like this.

This one shows a realistically ferocious hawk in beaded for but in Seattle Seahawk colors. Amazing artistry.

This one shows a realistically ferocious hawk in beaded for but in Seattle Seahawk colors. Amazing artistry.

30. Of course a Miami Dolphins wreath always has to have a dolphin.

And an aquamarine dolphin in front of the wreath, too. Even though most real life dolphins aren't even that color.

And an aquamarine dolphin in front of the wreath, too. Even though most real life dolphins aren’t even that color.

31. Grace your Dallas door with this Cowboys shiny star yarn wreath.

It's certainly a shiny wreath with a glittering star. Guess this person really wanted to stand out.

It’s certainly a shiny wreath with a glittering star. Guess this person really wanted to stand out with their Cowboys pride.

32. Keep warm during the winter with your very own crocheted Seattle Seahawks afghan throw.

Guess this was made by someone with a little too much time on their hands. Still, you have to love the detail on this.

Guess this was made by someone with a little too much time on their hands. Still, you have to love the detail on this.

33. Keep a room well lit with your own Seattle Seahawks glass block light.

This one uses the Seattle Seahawk logo and contains a green seahawk eye. Wanted to put it on last year's NFL craft post but didn't have the room. So it goes on this one.

This one uses the Seattle Seahawk logo and contains a green seahawk eye. Wanted to put it on last year’s NFL craft post but didn’t have the room. So it goes on this one.

34. This New York Giants lamp goes well in any boy’s bedroom.

It even has the "NY" from the New York Giants in wooden blocks. Along with an New York Giants lampshade.

It even has the “NY” from the New York Giants in wooden blocks. Along with an New York Giants lampshade.

35. Any little Steeler girl should delight in this Terrible Towel dress.

Yes, Myron Cope's old Terrible Towel can be used to make this adorable dress for a toddler. So cute.

Yes, Myron Cope’s old Terrible Towel can be used to make this adorable dress for a toddler. So cute.

36. Keep your drink from ruining the table with these Dallas Cowboys coasters.

Each are made of some stone with the Dallas Cowboy star on them. And they're all tied in a ribbon when not in use.

Each are made of some stone with the Dallas Cowboy star on them. And they’re all tied in a ribbon when not in use.

37. Keep your money secure with this Cincinnati Bengals change purse.

Because sometimes change can always fall out of somebody's pocket. I mean we've all been there.

Because sometimes change can always fall out of somebody’s pocket. I mean we’ve all been there.

38. This tulle wreath on anyone’s door certainly shouts out true Washington Redskins pride.

And on this wreath, the only thing to offend anyone is merely the name. So it's you don't put this on your front door if you live near a reservation.

And on this wreath, the only thing to offend anyone is merely the name. So it’s you don’t put this on your front door if you live near a reservation.

39. Fans would love to gather around this Dallas Cowboys round table.

Another example in Dallas fans' creativity. Have to admire the color on this. Lovely.

Another example in Dallas fans’ creativity. Have to admire the color on this. Lovely.

40. Have your guests keep their things safe with this New England Patriots receptacle.

Made from wood and painted in Patriots colors for your desire. Patriots fans would definitely love this.

Made from wood and painted in Patriots colors for your desire. Patriots fans would definitely love this.

41. This decomesh wreath only shows black and gold Steeler pride.

Helps that the Steeler logo is surrounded by gold ribbon. What Steeler fan wouldn't want this?

Helps that the Steeler logo is surrounded by gold ribbon. What Steeler fan wouldn’t want this?

42. Nothing shows pride for the New Orleans Saints like this spotted fleur d’ lis hanging.

After all, it's a symbol of the Saints team. Like the ribbon decoration, too.

After all, it’s a symbol of the Saints team. Like the ribbon decoration, too.

43. This yarn floral wreath was made in the spirit of the San Diego Chargers.

Yes, it might look like an ordinary wreath but it says "SD" and it's in Chargers colors. Love the flowers.

Yes, it might look like an ordinary wreath but it says “SD” and it’s in Chargers colors. Love the flowers.

44. This Seattle Seahawks fireplace has to be seen to be believed.

As with the fire hydrant, it's not for sale at all. But you have to admire how the Seahawk logo blends in with the stone work.

As with the fire hydrant, it’s not for sale at all. But you have to admire how the Seahawk logo blends in with the stone work.

45. For the Christmas season, this Ravens sled will bring joy and good cheer.

Well, in most Ravens households anyway. But I have to admit, the snowman is adorable.

Well, in most Ravens households anyway. But I have to admit, the snowman is adorable.

46. This Baltimore Ravens wreath comes with a flowery touch.

It even has a black bird in the center along with purple flowers. But it's a Ravens' wreath because of the logo on the top.

It even has a black bird in the center along with purple flowers. But it’s a Ravens’ wreath because of the logo on the top.

47. This license plate decoration is befitting for Tennessee Titans pride.

I don't see a lot of Tennessee Titans crafts either. But I think this is certainly a fan worthy decoration.

I don’t see a lot of Tennessee Titans crafts either. But I think this is certainly a fan worthy decoration.

48. Any New England fan would certainly want this light up Patriot.

Great for hanging on walls as well as outside. Though I wouldn't recommend the latter outside New England for obvious reasons.

Great for hanging on walls as well as outside. Though I wouldn’t recommend the latter outside New England for obvious reasons.

49. Kick back and relax outside with this Pittsburgh Steelers porch swing.

This one is certainly in the black and gold spirit. Definitely the pride of someone in Steeler nation.

This one is certainly in the black and gold spirit. Definitely the pride of someone in Steeler nation.

50.  Show your support for Steeler Nation with this Pittsburgh Steeler light up star.

Even has yellow flowers to bring the gold in the black and gold. Love the black star and lights.

Even has yellow flowers to bring the gold in the black and gold. Love the black star and lights.

51. A Baltimore Ravens wreath should always have feathers.

Helps if they're big and black, too like you'd see on a raven. Also like the flowers as well.

Helps if they’re big and black, too like you’d see on a raven. Also like the flowers as well.

52. Salute your team with this Chicago Bears clothes pin wreath.

What wonders you can do with clothes pins. Even has a "C" so you can tell it apart from the Denver one.

What wonders you can do with clothes pins. Even has a “C” so you can tell it apart from the Denver one.

53. Any little Indianapolis girl would delight in this crocheted pom pom hat.

Yes, I know it's another pom pom hat. But it's in a different style than the one from Denver. So cute.

Yes, I know it’s another pom pom hat. But it’s in a different style than the one from Denver. So cute.

54. Any Arizona Cardinals fan could only dream of a mosaic table like this.

Like how it just has the Arizona Cardinal and how it's surrounded with regular colored stones. Probably made by someone with too much time on their hands.

Like how it just has the Arizona Cardinal and how it’s surrounded with regular colored stones. Probably made by someone with too much time on their hands.

55. This beaded fleur d’ lis doesn’t lack the New Orleans Saints spirit.

It's also great when it's used, for a Mardi Gras decoration, too. But you probably already knew that.

It’s also great when it’s used, for a Mardi Gras decoration, too. But you probably already knew that.

56. Have a seat on this Seattle Seahawks dining chair.

Yes, it's a Seahawks dining chair. Don't ask me how I managed to find so many Seahawks stuff. They just seem to have a lot on Pinterest.

Yes, it’s a Seahawks dining chair. Don’t ask me how I managed to find so many Seahawks stuff. They just seem to have a lot on Pinterest for some reason.

57. This black and gold Steeler R2-D2 is just the thing for any fan in the galaxy.

Yes, someone took the time to make this. Probably someone at CMU. Don't ask me why.

Yes, someone took the time to make this. Probably someone at CMU. Don’t ask me why.

58. This black and gold evergreen Christmas wreath is perfect for any door in Steeler country.

It even has a gold "Steelers Country" panel and gold ribbon. Also lights up.

It even has a gold “Steelers Country” panel and gold ribbon. Also lights up.

59. This Jacksonville Jaguar wine glass certainly comes with the bling.

Of course, we all know this kind of glass isn't for drinking. Then again, it's not like the Jaguars are known for being a winning football team, anyway.

Of course, we all know this kind of glass isn’t for drinking. Then again, it’s not like the Jaguars are known for being a winning football team, anyway.

60. Any Green Bay Packers fan would want to grace this wreath with bows.

And each bow is in green or yellow with the Packers logo on them. Befitting for football season in Wisconsin even though it's more suited for Christmas.

And each bow is in green or yellow with the Packers logo on them. Befitting for football season in Wisconsin even though it’s more suited for Christmas.

61. Pray for your team’s victory with this New England Patriots rosary.

For Catholics in New England this is a sacred and holy objects. For Catholics in the rest of the country, it is an object of great evil.

For Catholics in New England this is a sacred and holy objects. For Catholics in the rest of the country, it is an object of great evil.

62. This Seattle Seahawks lighthouse will always help you find your way.

Even has a bright green light in consistency with the team's colors. Not sure if it's a good or bad thing.

Even has a bright green light in consistency with the team’s colors. Not sure if it’s a good or bad thing.

63. No little Minnesota Vikings fan should be without their own crocheted Viking helmet.

This little guy seems to look happy in this horned and braided cap. But watch the horns. So cute.

This little guy seems to look happy in this horned and braided cap. But watch the horns. So cute.

64. Midwest fans would surely delight in this Minnesota Vikings birdhouse.

This one even has two holes which is just as great for the birds in the winter. Like how it has purple and yellow stripes.

This one even has two holes which is just as great for the birds in the winter. Like how it has purple and yellow stripes.

65. On this Dolphins wreath, Miami comes out sparkling.

Or in sparkling letters anyway. Like the aqua colored bow on top. Lovely.

Or in sparkling letters anyway. Like the aqua colored bow on top. Lovely.

66. These stained glass bottle lamps light in the true Green Bay Packers spirit.

It's amazing what you can do with stained glass. Yet, I'm sure these lamps will stand out if you turn them on.

It’s amazing what you can do with stained glass. Yet, I’m sure these lamps will stand out if you turn them on.

67. Pittsburgh Steeler birds will always find themselves at home at this birdhouse.

I really wanted to add this birdhouse in last year's NFL craft post. But didn't have much room. So it's going on this one. All in all, I think this one is particularly charming.

I really wanted to add this birdhouse in last year’s NFL craft post. But didn’t have much room. So it’s going on this one. All in all, I think this one is particularly charming.

68. This New Orleans Saints wreath will surely make for a festive team salute.

Had to include at least one New Orleans Saints wreath on this post. This one has "Saints" on one of the ribbons.

Had to include at least one New Orleans Saints wreath on this post. This one has “Saints” on one of the ribbons.

69. May this wreath welcome you to the Steeler Nation.

Another simple Steeler wreath. Only this one uses only black and gold yarn, ribbons, and letters.

Another simple Steeler wreath. Only this one uses only black and gold yarn, ribbons, and letters.

70. These New Orleans Saints bottle lamps make for festive lighting.

You can also uses these for Mardi Gras parties as well. But this one certainly displays the Saints logo in black.

You can also uses these for Mardi Gras parties as well. But this one certainly displays the Saints logo in black.

71. Anyone in Steeler Nation would love to hang a canvas like this on their wall.

Yes, this showcases all the stuff associated with the Pittsburgh Steelers. I'm sure any fan would be proud of it.

Yes, this showcases all the stuff associated with the Pittsburgh Steelers. I’m sure any fan would be proud of it.

72. Guess this tin can man is a Dallas Cowboy fan.

I know that I show a lot of Dallas Cowboy stuff on my NFL oosts. But I couldn't pass this guy up. Seriously, I haven't seen any other tin can guy like this.

I know that I show a lot of Dallas Cowboy stuff on my NFL oosts. But I couldn’t pass this guy up. Seriously, I haven’t seen any other tin can guy like this.

73. How about an Indianapolis Colts horseshoe on your door?

After all, it's a horse symbol. Not to mention, the polka dots on blue even add to its charm.

After all, it’s a horse symbol. Not to mention, the polka dots on blue even add to its charm.

74. This Philadelphia Eagles wreath comes in the ribbon of its team spirit.

Let's not mistake it for anything associated with the New York Jets. Because both teams use a similar color scheme.

Let’s not mistake it for anything associated with the New York Jets. Because both teams use a similar color scheme.

75. This glass Pittsburgh Steeler snowman will melt your heart.

Yes, I know it's another Steeler snowman. But this one is made from glass blocks and lights up. That's different. Still, it's adorable.

Yes, I know it’s another Steeler snowman. But this one is made from glass blocks and lights up. That’s different. Still, it’s adorable.

76. This Panthers wreath makes a charming addition to any Carolina home.

This only uses a rather simple design with a football, helmet, name, and ribbon. Love the ribbon though.

This only uses a rather simple design with a football, helmet, name, and ribbon. Love the ribbon though.

77. This crocheted New York Giants blanket is a real patchwork.

Guess this was made from a variety of different pattern squares in red, white, and blue. Hope it's easy on the eyes.

Guess this was made from a variety of different pattern squares in red, white, and blue. Hope it’s easy on the eyes.

78. Only a die hard Giants fan could hang a red and blue deco mesh football on their door.

You were probably relieved that it said "Giants" and not "Patriots." I certainly was since the Pats aren't known for exactly playing fair.

You were probably relieved that it said “Giants” and not “Patriots.” I certainly was since the Pats aren’t known for exactly playing fair.

79. This Seattle Seahawks flower pot buddy is always great for growing things.

I know I had a lot of Seattle Seahawks stuff on this post. But I just couldn't past this little guy up, especially with his little pot arms and legs. So cute.

I know I had a lot of Seattle Seahawks stuff on this post. But I just couldn’t past this little guy up, especially with his little pot arms and legs. So cute.

80. Nothing makes a home game day more festive than a Baltimore Ravens bead wreath.

I know there were bead wreaths from other teams I could've used. I just felt this one looked the best. I don't care what team it is.

I know there were bead wreaths from other teams I could’ve used. I just felt this one looked the best. I don’t care what team it is.

The Interesting Life of NFL Merchandise (Second Edition)

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Of course, the start of the NFL season marks that time of year when people watch the pro football games on TV while the more diehard fans spend loads of money on a bunch of overpriced NFL licensed crap. Yes, the NFL is perhaps the most commercially successful sports franchise in the country and it’s no wonder. But $300 for a jersey for God’s sake? That’s just highway robbery, man. Seriously, the NFL makes billions of dollars selling such  shit. Not to mention, since more people watch NFL football than any other sport in the country, these games tend to be prime time for sponsors everywhere to air their new commercials whether they be for beer, food, cars, or boner pills. Actually, they’d advertise anything if they could get away with it. Nevertheless, the NFL’s commercial success in merchandise has provided so many products as well as the unlimited opportunity to make fun of them mercilessly. So I’ve decided to take full advantage of it like I did last year. Thus, I give you another collection of crazy officially licensed NFL crap to view for your reading pleasure.

  1. This Green Bay Packers storage box is a perfect place for your Packers gear.
Hope it goes well with the green and yellow furniture in the room. May even double as a seat on certain occasions.

Hope it goes well with the green and yellow furniture in the room. May even double as a seat on certain occasions.

2. Play your favorite Madden video games with this Dallas Cowboys controller.

Or you can just buy a regular video game system that already has the controllers with them. Makes more sense.

Or you can just buy a regular video game system that already has the controllers with them. Makes more sense.

3. Keep your furry friend warm this winter with this New England Patriots knit pet hat.

I don't know about you. But I don't think you need to buy this to keep your dog warm outside. Because they already have something that keeps their head warm. It's called fur.

I don’t know about you. But I don’t think you need to buy this to keep your dog warm outside. Because they already have something that keeps their head warm. It’s called fur.

4. Dress up your little girl this season with their very own Dallas Cowboys cheerleader outfit.

From Bustle: " If you had aspirations to audition to be a DCC (Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader) but didn’t make the cut, no need to worry. You can start training your baby girl with her very own mini-version of the iconic uniform."

From Bustle: ” If you had aspirations to audition to be a DCC (Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader) but didn’t make the cut, no need to worry. You can start training your baby girl with her very own mini-version of the iconic uniform.”

5. Keep your booze with you in this handy Jacksonville Jaguars hip flask.

This handy flask is best for sneaking booze in the stadium as well as drowning your sorrows when the Jaguars lose. Of course, the latter happens quite often.

This handy flask is best for sneaking booze in the stadium as well as drowning your sorrows when the Jaguars lose. Of course, the latter happens quite often.

6. Ladies, keep yourself warm with this Chicago Bears reflective bomber jacket.

From Bustle: "Athleisure, sports luxe, sporty chic — whatever you want to call it, wearing sweatpants in public is a fashion movement, ladies. For attending a sports event, it makes perfect sense. Yet this quilted varsity bomber jacket highly resembles a fire retardant blanket."

From Bustle: “Athleisure, sports luxe, sporty chic — whatever you want to call it, wearing sweatpants in public is a fashion movement, ladies. For attending a sports event, it makes perfect sense. Yet this quilted varsity bomber jacket highly resembles a fire retardant blanket.”

7. Ladies, proclaim your support for the New England Patriots with this Patriots Diva T-Shirt.

Now there's something I really like to know about this shirt. Do they make any for men? Because this shirt perfectly describes Tom Brady to a tee.

Now there’s something I really like to know about this shirt. Do they make any for men? Because this shirt perfectly describes Tom Brady to a tee.

8. Dry yourself off with this Miami Dolphins hooded towel.

Well, it might be useful. However, the design on this one is ugly and wearing one like that seems kind of ridiculous to me.

Well, it might be useful. However, the design on this one is ugly and wearing one like that seems kind of ridiculous to me.

9. There’s no reason not to be chic on game day without a Carolina Panthers caftan.

Sorry, but this a poncho. A Carolina Panthers poncho. And it looks pretty stupid if you wear it with shorts.

Sorry, but this a poncho. A Carolina Panthers poncho. And it looks pretty stupid if you wear it with shorts.

10. Impress your guests next time they come for the big game with this Oakland Raiders iron wrought door.

Really? An iron wrought door depicting the Oakland Raiders? Couldn't they just use the door that came with the house. Sure it's nothing fancy but at least they didn't have to pay a bunch of money on it.

Really? An iron wrought door depicting the Oakland Raiders? Couldn’t they just use the door that came with the house. Sure it’s nothing fancy but at least they didn’t have to pay a bunch of money on it.

11. Support the Kansas City Chiefs with this flair hair hat.

So if you want to show support for the Chiefs while looking like Guy Fieri at a tailgate party, this is for you. Of course, how many people would wear this in public I don't have the slightest idea.

So if you want to show support for the Chiefs while looking like Guy Fieri at a tailgate party, this is for you. Of course, how many people would wear this in public I don’t have the slightest idea.

12. Ladies, show your support for your Detroit Lions with this quality long sleeve shirt.

Has the "I'll be your halftime show" on the back. And I know very what that means which has nothing to do with marching bands.

Has the “I’ll be your halftime show” on the back. And I know very what that means which has nothing to do with marching bands.

13. For your game room, these Green Bay Packers pool balls.

I'm sure regular pool balls will do just fine since they're cheaper anyway. Seriously, I have no idea who buys crap like this.

I’m sure regular pool balls will do just fine since they’re cheaper anyway. Seriously, I have no idea who buys crap like this.

14. Lounge by the pool drinking a cold one with this Pittsburgh Steelers beer floatie.

For some reason, I'm not a fan of having food and beverages in the pool. This especially goes for alcoholic drinks. This beer floatie is absurd.

For some reason, I’m not a fan of having food and beverages in the pool. This especially goes for alcoholic drinks. This beer floatie is absurd.

15. Keep your pet warm and snug with this New Orleans Saints dog fleece.

For one, New Orleans isn't a cold place during the winter. Secondly, even if it was, dogs already have something that keeps them warm and dry in colder weather just fine. It's called fur.

For one, New Orleans isn’t a cold place during the winter. Secondly, even if it was, dogs already have something that keeps them warm and dry in colder weather just fine. It’s called fur.

16. Speaking of furry friends, any pooch is bound to enjoy this Chicago Bears chew toy.

For the love of God, you can buy regular chew toys for your dog almost anywhere for a cheaper price. And they won't know the difference.

For the love of God, you can buy regular chew toys for your dog almost anywhere for a cheaper price. And they won’t know the difference.

17. Light up your room with this Philadelphia Eagles helmet light.

I have one for an LSU light in the college merch post just so you know. Nevertheless, this Tiffany style lamp probably seems more fit for a bar room than anywhere else.

I have one for an LSU light in the college merch post just so you know. Nevertheless, this Tiffany style lamp probably seems more fit for a bar room than anywhere else.

18. Fire up hotdogs and hamburgers on game day with this football shaped charcoal grill.

Yes, I'm familiar with people grilling stuff up on game day. But does the grill need to be football shaped? Probably not.

Yes, I’m familiar with people grilling stuff up on game day. But does the grill need to be football shaped? Probably not.

19. Enjoy Madden with your very own Seattle Seahawks Xbox.

Yes, video game systems are expensive. But does this mean you should buy them with your favorite team? Are you kidding me?

Yes, video game systems are expensive. But does this mean you should buy them with your favorite team? Are you kidding me?

20. This Oakland Raiders candy dispenser is great in any room.

For one, this looks like something you'd see in a store. Second, people make their own. So why the NFL sells this is kind of pointless, really.

For one, this looks like something you’d see in a store. Second, people make their own. So why the NFL sells this is kind of pointless, really.

21. Keep warm during the colder months with your very own Miami Dolphins sweater vest.

Is it ever sweater weather in Miami during the winter? I thought winters there were at low temperatures of 75 degrees.

Is it ever sweater weather in Miami during the winter? I thought winters there were at low temperatures of 75 degrees.

22. Show how you love big sacks, ladies, with this Detroit Lions T-shirt.

To those who don't live in the US, a sack is a play in football when a quarterback is tackled behind the line of scrimmage before he can make a pass. Yet, I know the connotations one might get when looking at this shirt.

To those who don’t live in the US, a sack is a play in football when a quarterback is tackled behind the line of scrimmage before he can make a pass. Yet, I know the connotations one might get when looking at this shirt.

23. Carry your things to the game in your very own Philadelphia Eagles gym pack.

Yes, I know this was designed for kids. But does this mean having an eagle on the bag was a good idea? Not how I see it.

Yes, I know this was designed for kids. But does this mean having an eagle on the bag was a good idea? Not how I see it.

24. Open doors easier with this NFL licensed football pull doorknob.

Because why waste your time hurting your wrist and pulling the door open when you can have this? Because opening a regular door really isn't that hard.

Because why waste your time hurting your wrist and pulling the door open when you can have this? Because opening a regular door really isn’t that hard.

25. Watch the game on Sunday with your very own Miami Dolphins remote control.

Since when did anyone need a team issued remote control? Couldn't a regular and cheaper remote do just fine? Crazy.

Since when did anyone need a team issued remote control? Couldn’t a regular and cheaper remote do just fine? Crazy.

26. Own a piece of Green Bay Packers history with your very own check signed by Vince Lombardi.

Of course, this costs like $1700 but that's beside the point. However, to me, this is seriously not worth it.

Of course, this costs like $1700 but that’s beside the point. However, to me, this is seriously not worth it.

27. Show how much you love her with this Oakland Raiders heart necklace.

That is only if she specifically asks for one. If she doesn't, then don't. That's all I have to say.

That is only if she specifically asks for one. If she doesn’t, then don’t. That’s all I have to say.

28. Keep your beverages well insulated with this Detroit Lions glitter thermal cup.

It even has glitter on it to appeal to women. Because women seem to like anything that sparkles. Seriously, why?

It even has glitter on it to appeal to women. Because women seem to like anything that sparkles. Seriously, why?

29. Have yourself laid to rest in none other than your very own Dallas Cowboys casket.

Now you can show your support to your beloved Cowboys from beyond the grave. Definitely fit for any overly devoted fan.

Now you can show your support to your beloved Cowboys from beyond the grave. Definitely fit for any overly devoted fan.

30. Keep yourself safe from danger with this Pittsburgh Steelers handgun.

Okay, NFL coffins are one thing. But NFL handguns, well, that's completely fucked up. Seriously, guns are dangerous and people get killed by them every year. Why do they want to put team logos on them is beyond me.

Okay, NFL coffins are one thing. But NFL handguns, well, that’s completely fucked up. Seriously, guns are dangerous and people get killed by them every year. Why do they want to put team logos on them is beyond me.

31. Keep your room cool during the summer with this Pittsburgh Steelers ceiling fan.

Regular ceiling fans work just as well in any room. And at a lower price. So why is this necessary is beyond me.

Regular ceiling fans work just as well in any room. And at a lower price. So why is this necessary is beyond me.

32. You can cook anything for the big game on these Dallas Cowboy casserole dishes.

And you can cook anything on any casserole dish you buy in a store. They'll also be cheaper, too. So these things shouldn't be necessary.

And you can cook anything on any casserole dish you buy in a store. They’ll also be cheaper, too. So these things shouldn’t be necessary.

33. Keep your food chilled for tailgate in this Dallas Cowboys cooler cart.

Resembles something you might see in some school cafeteria. Save for the place for drinks. Seriously, why?

Resembles something you might see in some school cafeteria. Save for the place for drinks. Seriously, why?

34. Spice up the night with this San Francisco 49ers Enamour Chemise.

From Vice: "The French may have invented love but some genius who has only been close to women on the subway at rush hour came up with this number and slapped an iron-on NFL logo patch where lace meets highly flammable poly-blend. As an added bonus, the structured cups are so strong you could pour your Frappachino in there if you wanna go hands-free. The guy who made this thinks you can wear it anywhere, is why."

From Vice: “The French may have invented love but some genius who has only been close to women on the subway at rush hour came up with this number and slapped an iron-on NFL logo patch where lace meets highly flammable poly-blend. As an added bonus, the structured cups are so strong you could pour your Frappachino in there if you wanna go hands-free. The guy who made this thinks you can wear it anywhere, is why.”

35. Nothing’s more stylish for the big game than this All-Star long sleeved Dolman T-shirt from the New York Giants.

From Vice: "Knowing that a garment had a make-it-work moment when an overworked, underpaid, quite possibly underage garment worker fell asleep at the shears and sliced a hole in the arm empowers me to go on in this biggest make-it-work moment of all: life."

From Vice: “Knowing that a garment had a make-it-work moment when an overworked, underpaid, quite possibly underage garment worker fell asleep at the shears and sliced a hole in the arm empowers me to go on in this biggest make-it-work moment of all: life.”

36. Go to the game in style in these Jacksonville Jaguars high end sequin boots.

Sorry but I believe the time of sequins has passed after the 1980s. And the fact these are UGG boots make these even tackier.

Sorry but I believe the time of sequins has passed after the 1980s. And the fact these are UGG boots make these even tackier.

37. March down the aisle on your big day with this Pittsburgh Steelers wedding dress.

For one, the dress looks more like it was made from some Steeler bedsheet than anything. It's more like a long sun dress you'd wear at a family reunion. Not something for a wedding.

For one, the dress looks more like it was made from some Steeler bedsheet than anything. It’s more like a long sun dress you’d wear at a family reunion. Not something for a wedding.

38. If you’re thirsty drink out of this large New York Patriots cup.

I don't know about you. But it seems like whenever you're sipping from the straw, you're sipping from this guy's head. Kind of creepy if you think about it.

I don’t know about you. But it seems like whenever you’re sipping from the straw, you’re sipping from this guy’s head. Kind of creepy if you think about it.

39. Nothing makes you look more stylish than a pair of Baltimore Ravens suede wedge heels.

These ones are tackier than the ones I showed you last year. Because they have leopard printed on the insides. Probably overpriced.

These ones are tackier than the ones I showed you last year. Because they have leopard printed on the insides. Probably overpriced.

40. Have your little one cuddle with their very own mustached dog plushie from the New England Patriots.

Sorry, but this dog doesn't seem like he has a mustache. More likely he seems to be suffering from some fungal disease I probably saw on Wikipedia while I was researching the jackalope for my mythical creatures series.

Sorry, but this dog doesn’t seem like he has a mustache. More likely he seems to be suffering from some fungal disease I probably saw on Wikipedia while I was researching the jackalope for my mythical creatures series.

41. Keep yourself warm during the big game with this Seattle Seahawks blanket coat.

It's like a hooded snuggie that you wear the other way. Though it may keep you from freezing, it'll also make you look like an idiot.

It’s like a hooded snuggie that you wear the other way. Though it may keep you from freezing, it’ll also make you look like an idiot.

42. Nothing makes a hallway look better than this Philadelphia Eagles stairwell carpet.

Because in order to match the Eagles memorabilla, you must have Eagles hallway carpet. Couldn't a plain white carpet do just fine? Or better yet, how about just leave the plain old wooden floor alone.

Because in order to match the Eagles memorabilla, you must have Eagles hallway carpet. Couldn’t a plain white carpet do just fine? Or better yet, how about just leave the plain old wooden floor alone.

43. Carry around your things at the stadium with this Denver Broncos sequin decorated purse.

Well, it doesn't have a lot of sequin decoration. But if it didn't have any at all, it would've looked just fine and less expensive.

Well, it doesn’t have a lot of sequin decoration. But if it didn’t have any at all, it would’ve looked just fine and less expensive.

44. Have your furry friend rest nice and easy with this Green Bay Packers pet bed.

For God's sake, chances are your pet doesn't care about your team. And it will be just as happy if you give it a plain pet bed for a lower price at Pet Smart. Seriously, team pet stuff isn't about the pets. It's about the owners.

For God’s sake, chances are your pet doesn’t care about your team. And it will be just as happy if you give it a plain pet bed for a lower price at Pet Smart. Seriously, team pet stuff isn’t about the pets. It’s about the owners.

45. Always know what time it is with this Houston Texans cuckoo clock.

If it didn't have the Houston Texans stuff on it, it would just be a plain red, white, and blue cuckoo clock. But putting football stuff doesn't enhance its beauty.

If it didn’t have the Houston Texans stuff on it, it would just be a plain red, white, and blue cuckoo clock. But putting football stuff doesn’t enhance its beauty at all.

46. Nothing says sexy time like a lacy Dallas Cowboy thong.

I know why women wear thongs and I'm sure it's not for comfort. But seriously, why did someone think putting NFL names on it was necessary? It's not.

I know why women wear thongs and I’m sure it’s not for comfort. But seriously, why did someone think putting NFL names on it was necessary? It’s not.

47. Come home for the holidays in this Miami Dolphins ugly Christmas sweater.

If we're talking about Miami Dolphin fans, I think an ugly Christmas light weight shirt would be more appropriate. But to each his own.

If we’re talking about Miami Dolphin fans, I think an ugly Christmas light weight shirt would be more appropriate. But to each his own.

48. Keep your money safe in your very own New England Patriots piggy bank.

Because there's no team that's synonymous with integrity like the New England Patriots. You know the team known for spying on players with hidden cameras, deflating footballs, and tampering with radio signals.

Because there’s no team that’s synonymous with integrity like the New England Patriots. You know the team known for spying on players with hidden cameras, deflating footballs, and tampering with radio signals.

49. Keep yourself warm this winter in your very own Miami Dolphins knitted cap.

Unless you live in Miami since it's known for 80 degree winters. Yeah, I'm sure it wouldn't be necessary in a place like that.

Unless you live in Miami since it’s known for 80 degree winters. Yeah, I’m sure it wouldn’t be necessary in a place like that.

50. Keep your wine on hand with this Pittsburgh Steelers wine holder.

It even has a clear metal basket to store corks. Nevertheless, do they have one for box of wine? Because my dad usually goes with that.

It even has a clear metal basket to store corks. Nevertheless, do they have one for box of wine? Because my dad usually goes with that.

51. Get yourself high on life with this Oakland Raiders marijuana pipe.

Yes, it does exist and it's only legally sold to those with a medical marijuana prescription in California. Yet, legal to anyone in Colorado or Washington State.

Yes, it does exist and it’s only legally sold to those with a medical marijuana prescription in California. Yet, legal to anyone in Colorado and Washington State.

52. Now your furry friend can support your team in this Miami Dolphins pet tutu dress.

I don't think this little dog is liking being in this outfit. I mean do dogs really care about sports? No. So why buy something like that? It's ridiculous.

I don’t think this little dog is liking being in this outfit. I mean do dogs really care about sports? No. So why buy something like that? It’s ridiculous.

53. There’s nothing your man will like more than to see you wearing Seattle Seahawk nipple pasties.

Really? Seahawk nipple pasties? I can understand a Seattle stripper buying these. But anyone else, not so much.

Really? Seahawk nipple pasties? I can understand a Seattle stripper buying these. But anyone else, not so much.

54. Support your team with this Philadelphia Eagles cosmos hat.

Think of seeing your NFL team logo on a trippy backdrop. Might go best when smoking dope with an NFL pot pipe.

Think of seeing your NFL team logo on a trippy backdrop. Might go best when smoking dope with an NFL pot pipe.

55. Enjoy hours of fun with this NFL Rush Zone board game.

I don't know about you. But I think this would be more appropriate as a video game than a board game. Perhaps for fairly obvious reasons.

I don’t know about you. But I think this would be more appropriate as a video game than a board game. Perhaps for fairly obvious reasons.

56. Entertain guests during the big game with a Saint Louis Rams cheese board.

Because there's no reason why watching the big game should be like going to a cocktail party. You got to have some class here.

Because there’s no reason why watching the big game should be like going to a cocktail party. You got to have some class here.

57. Eating on ears of corn hasn’t been better than with a pair of Rams corn cob holders.

You can buy corn cob holders anywhere for a small price. Why do these even exist and as footballs? Because it really doesn't do well with finger grips.

You can buy corn cob holders anywhere for a small price. Why do these even exist and as footballs? Because it really doesn’t do well with finger grips.

58. Keep your license plate held up on your car with these Saint Louis Rams license plate screws.

Because why deal with regular screws that have been on your car to begin with? After all, people want to see fancy plate screws even if they can't see them.

Because why deal with regular screws that have been on your car to begin with? After all, people want to see fancy plate screws even if they can’t see them.

59. Relieve chapped lips with a tube of Saint Louis Rams lip balm.

After all, there's nothing like supporting your team than buying a tube of overpriced chapstick you'll probably lose before you're done with it. Yeah, ridiculous.

After all, there’s nothing like supporting your team than buying a tube of overpriced chapstick you’ll probably lose before you’re done with it. Yeah, ridiculous.

60. Always be prepared for anything with a Saint Louis Rams roadside emergency kit.

Look, I can understand that an roadside emergency kit is useful. But why go with an overpriced NFL licensed one if you can buy a regular one from almost anywhere? That just doesn't make sense to me.

Look, I can understand that an roadside emergency kit is useful. But why go with an overpriced NFL licensed one if you can buy a regular one from almost anywhere? That just doesn’t make sense to me.

61. Always keep control of the road with a Saint Louis Rams steering wheel.

Because why deal with the steering wheel you already had when you bought the car? It doesn't show support for your team. Seriously, why?

Because why deal with the steering wheel you already had when you bought the car? It doesn’t show support for your team. Seriously, why?

62. Listen to the sounds of country with former Steeler quarterback Terry Bradshaws I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry.

Yes, this does exist as I've seen it on Pinterest. However, I doubt that you'll find anything good on it.

Yes, this does exist as I’ve seen it on Pinterest. However, I doubt that you’ll find anything good on it.

63. Keep your pet nice and warm in this Houston Texans dog hoodie.

Not sure how cold it gets in Houston. But if it does, I'm well aware that dogs already have something that could keep them warm and dry. It's called fur.

Not sure how cold it gets in Houston. But if it does, I’m well aware that dogs already have something that could keep them warm and dry. It’s called fur.

64. Support your team with this Houston Texans: 1961 AFC Champions T-Shirt.

Just ignore the fact it was the Houston Texans have only been around since 2002. That it was the Houston Oilers who won the 1961 AFC Championship. And that the Houston Oilers are now the Tennessee Titans. So the 1961 AFC Championship bit shouldn't be on there.

Just ignore the fact it was the Houston Texans have only been around since 2002. That it was the Houston Oilers who won the 1961 AFC Championship. And that the Houston Oilers are now the Tennessee Titans. So the 1961 AFC Championship bit shouldn’t be on there.

65. Decorate your garden with this Carolina Panthers tree face.

Whether on or off a tree, this kind of decoration is unsettling. Maybe because it puts a face where it shouldn't belong.

Whether on or off a tree, this kind of decoration is unsettling. Maybe because it puts a face where it shouldn’t belong.

66. Nothing makes you more manly than a Washington Redskins assault rifle.

Especially recommended for white men with masculinity issues. Seriously, other than killing people, assault weapons have no other purpose. So there's no point they should even be legal.

Especially recommended for white men with masculinity issues. Seriously, other than killing people, assault weapons have no other purpose. So there’s no point they should even be legal.

67. Always be handy with your own Dallas Cowboys Swiss Army knife.

For nothing says you love America's Football Team like having a pocket knife that was invented in a country that hasn't fought a war for centuries. Yes, I'm talking about Switzerland, folks.

For nothing says you love America’s Football Team like having a pocket knife that was invented in a country that hasn’t fought a war for centuries. Yes, I’m talking about Switzerland, folks.

68. Wrap your presents with some Kansas City Chiefs wrapping paper.

Because why wrap your son's birthday gifts in the cheap wrapping paper you can find anywhere? I mean you're just going to throw it away afterwards anyway.

Because why wrap your son’s birthday gifts in the cheap wrapping paper you can find anywhere? I mean you’re just going to throw it away afterwards anyway.

69. Have hours of fun playing New England Patriots Monopoly.

It's not only the only game where cheating's allowed but also encouraged. Just ask Tom Brady and Bill Bellichek.

It’s not only the only game where cheating’s allowed but also encouraged. Just ask Tom Brady and Bill Bellichek.

70. Keep snug and warm this winter in a pair of Miami Dolphins leggings.

Of course, if you live in Miami, expect them to be covered in sweat when you're done with them. Because Miami's a hot place.

Of course, if you live in Miami, expect them to be covered in sweat when you’re done with them. Because Miami’s a hot place.

71. Keep your beer on hand with this Houston Texans beer cozy.

Isn't beer supposed to be a cold beverage? So why does this exist? We're not in Europe!

Isn’t beer supposed to be a cold beverage? So why does this exist? We’re not in Europe!

72. Keep your ingredients organized with these Dallas Cowboys kitchen containers.

Each one is marked with a navy blue Dallas star. Though you could find similarly plain ones at any place that sells kitchen wear. And at a lower price.

Each one is marked with a navy blue Dallas star. Though you could find similarly plain ones at any place that sells kitchen wear. And at a lower price.

73. Keep your beverages cool with this Kansas City Chiefs six pack cooler.

You can even fit bottles and cans in them. Of course, you can fit a lot more in a regular cooler. But why would you want that?

You can even fit bottles and cans in them. Of course, you can fit a lot more in a regular cooler. But why would you want that?

74. Show your team is great with this replica 2005 Philadelphia Eagles NFC Championship Ring.

From SB Nation: "Now whenever makes a joke about how the Eagles have "no rings" you can show them this. And then they will still laugh at you."

From SB Nation: “Now whenever makes a joke about how the Eagles have “no rings” you can show them this. And then they will still laugh at you.”

75. For evenings during the game, impress your guests with a Denver Broncos fire pit.

It's a fire pit with the Denver Broncos logo. But the horse looks especially menacing in flames.

It’s a fire pit with the Denver Broncos logo. But the horse looks especially menacing in flames.

76. Nothing looks better on a girl than a pair of Hello Kitty Denver Broncos earrings.

Just what the hell does Hello Kitty have to do with NFL football? I don't understand it.

Just what the hell does Hello Kitty have to do with NFL football? I don’t understand it.

77. Support your team by wearing this Hello Kitty Denver Broncos stadium pin.

Once again, I don't understand the connection between Hello Kitty and football. Seriously, why does this even exist?

Once again, I don’t understand the connection between Hello Kitty and football. Seriously, why does this even exist?

78. No quality rec room should be without a Pittsburgh Steelers dart board.

Enjoy hours playing a bar room game specifically designed for the designated drivers. Because you know what drunk Steeler fans would do in a game of darts.

Enjoy hours playing a bar room game specifically designed for the designated drivers. Because you know what drunk Steeler fans would do in a game of darts.

79. Make sure your devices are juiced with a 1600 mah Baltimore Ravens power bar.

When I looked at this, I had no idea what this was used for. And to be honest, I'm still not sure what it's exact purpose is.

When I looked at this, I had no idea what this was used for. And to be honest, I’m still not sure what its exact purpose is.

80. Enjoy a garden breeze with this Pittsburgh Steeler wind chime.

Okay, the concept of this seems good. But the colors on this are all wrong. the star colors are supposed to be gold, red, and blue. Not red, white, and blue.

Okay, the concept of this seems good. But the colors on this are all wrong. the star colors are supposed to be gold, red, and blue. Not red, white, and blue.

NFL Fans Dressed and Ready for Game Day (Second Edition)

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Once again, here am I outside in my Pittsburgh Steelers regalia with my Terrible Towel. Unlike last year, I have on a Steeler sweatshirt even though it’s not the kind of weather to wear it. But along with the hat, it’s to make my outfit different than it was last year.

Along with children going back to school, one of the things that marks the dying days of summer is none other than the start of the NFL football season. Last year, I did a post on crazy NFL fans dressing up in a variety of ridiculous costumes which got a rather pleasing reception. So I decided to do another for this year. Besides, you can’t capture the fan craziness out in the NFL in just one post. Nevertheless, those who ask why I do posts on NFL football over other sports. Well, even though I’m not a big sports fan I do have my reasons. First, NFL football is a huge deal in the US and is the most popular pro sport in the country. And it’s especially popular in my neck of the woods where almost everyone’s favorite pro sports team is the Pittsburgh Steelers. Second, unlike basketball, hockey, and baseball, it has a definite season that spans from September to January as well as pre-season period in August and a post-season period to February. Third, the Super Bowl is treated as an unofficial national holiday and is normally the most watched thing on TV of any given year. If you look at any most watched TV broadcasts ever in the US, most of them will revolve around Super Bowls. Hell, the only broadcasts that weren’t Super Bowls on the list are the finales of M*A*S*H and Cheers (which coincidentally aired the very day my sister was born). Fourth, my college alma mater Saint Vincent in Latrobe has paid host to Steelers training camp since the late 1960s which draws large crowds. And finally, since my dad is a big Steeler fan, I grew up more exposed to NFL football more than most pro sports. But he’s not nearly as crazy as these people. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another treasure trove of crazy NFL fans in their full team regalia.

  1. Sorry, Christians, but it turns out that the Lord Jesus Christ is for the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Okay, it's a Steeler fan dressed like Jesus. But I know a lot of Christians won't like this, especially if they're from Dallas, Cincinnati, Baltimore, New England, or anywhere outside Pittsburgh.

Okay, it’s a Steeler fan dressed like Jesus. But I know a lot of Christians won’t like this, especially if they’re from Dallas, Cincinnati, Baltimore, New England, or anywhere outside Pittsburgh.

2. This dad tries his best to bring up his son in the Houston Texans tradition.

Like how he has a matching stroller. Of course, I guess his kid isn't old enough for the bull horns and face paint.

Like how he has a matching stroller. Of course, I guess his kid isn’t old enough for the bull horns and face paint.

3. You don’t have to be human to show your love to the Green Bay Packers.

Because even this bull dog is a known cheesehead. Then again, their owner most likely is and it doesn't really care about sports.

Because even this bull dog is a known cheesehead. Then again, their owner most likely is and it doesn’t really care about sports.

4. Since Stephen King lives in Maine, it’s only natural for killer clowns to cheer for the New England Patriots.

Well, I'm not sure if Stephen King even cares about NFL football. But he did write at least one story featuring a killer clown. And he is from New England. So it fits.

Well, I’m not sure if Stephen King even cares about NFL football. But he did write at least one story featuring a killer clown. And he is from New England. So it fits.

5. This Oakland Raiders fan gives no bones about what you think.

Yes, I know I had to include Raiders fans in this post at some point. Doesn't hurt he he's wearing an autographed helmet, too.

Yes, I know I had to include Raiders fans in this post at some point. Doesn’t hurt he he’s wearing an autographed helmet, too.

6. Don’t look now, but I’d watch out for this guy’s cheese.

Because for this Packers' fan, his cheese on a stick has teeth. So if you're not a fan of the Green Bay Packers, you might want to watch out.

Because for this Packers’ fan, his cheese on a stick has teeth. So if you’re not a fan of the Green Bay Packers, you might want to watch out.

7. Apparently, Oakland Raider fans aren’t the only scary sports enthusiasts out there.

These Houston Texans fans wear skull masks and funny hats. But they take their team so seriously that you should be wary to laugh in front of them in their silly costumes.

These Houston Texans fans wear skull masks and funny hats. But they take their team so seriously that you should be wary to laugh in front of them in their silly costumes.

8. This Cincinnati Bengals’ fan would surely stand out in their large striped cowboy hat.

Doesn't hurt this person has the make up and accessories to match. Wouldn't want to sit near someone like that in the stands.

Doesn’t hurt this person has the make up and accessories to match. Wouldn’t want to sit near someone like that in the stands.

9. In Seattle, don’t be surprised to see Seahawks fans in feather headdresses like this one.

Interestingly, the Seattle Seahawks logo design is most likely taken from Pacific Northwest Native American totem poles. But nobody discusses it. Then again, the design might be a coincidence anyway.

Interestingly, the Seattle Seahawks logo design is most likely taken from Pacific Northwest Native American totem poles. But nobody discusses it. Then again, the design might be a coincidence anyway.

10. Speaking of the Seahawks, this crazy colored gorilla always seems to turn out for them.

Then again, he might be a sasquatch who keeps to himself in the forest and only turns out for Seahawks games. Why Bigfoot enthusiasts don't notice, we'll never know.

Then again, he might be a sasquatch who keeps to himself in the forest and only turns out for Seahawks games. Why Bigfoot enthusiasts don’t notice, we’ll never know.

11. This old gnome always goes for his beloved Oakland Raiders.

He even wears, chains, swords, and skulls for good measure. So don't try to mistake him for some evil henchman from some fantasy story. He's just a Raiders fan.

He even wears, chains, swords, and skulls for good measure. So don’t try to mistake him for some evil henchman from some fantasy story. He’s just a Raiders fan.

12. This Seahawks fan never hesitates to show off his prized bobble head doll.

Don't mind that he has a skull face and a large blue mohawk. He's just really proud of his team.

Don’t mind that he has a skull face and a large blue mohawk. He’s just really proud of his team.

13. When his Minnesota Vikings need more power, he never hesitates to cut the cheese.

There's another guy who wears a chainsaw hat for Dallas. But I think the one pertaining to Green Bay is funnier.

There’s another guy who wears a chainsaw hat for Dallas. But I think the one pertaining to Green Bay is funnier.

14. As Green Bay Packers call themselves cheeseheads, Chicago Bears fans go with graters.

You have to admit it, the concept is very clever. After all, Green Bay and Chicago are big rivals since they're in the same NFC conference.

You have to admit it, the concept is very clever. After all, Green Bay and Chicago are big rivals since they’re in the same NFC division.

15. This Washington Redskins fan goes to the games in his best feather headdress.

Native Americans, I give you full permission to look upon this man in disdain for offending your culture. Then again, how many times have there been calls to get to Washington Redskins to change their damn name. Because "redskin" is a derogatory slur.

Native Americans, I give you full permission to look upon this man in disdain for offending your culture. Then again, how many times have there been calls to get to Washington Redskins to change their damn name. Because “redskin” is a derogatory racial slur.

16. Seems like the Thing really enjoys his Cincinnati Bengals.

As for why he only has one large fist, I really can't say. Guess he lost the other one?

As for why he only has one large fist, I really can’t say. Guess he lost the other one?

17. These Cincinnati Bengal fans could make cowboy hats from six pack boxes.

Yet, while one woman goes for Miller, the other goes for Coors. Nevertheless, they're on the same team so it doesn't matter what beer they drink.

Yet, while one woman goes for Miller, the other goes for Coors. Nevertheless, they’re on the same team so it doesn’t matter what beer they drink.

18. Any demonic papa would be proud to bring up a child in the Denver Broncos tradition.

Even better when both father and child wear jerseys with the same number. Not sure if this is heartwarming or creepy. Okay, it's kind of ridiculous.

Even better when both father and child wear jerseys with the same number. Not sure if this is heartwarming or creepy. Okay, it’s kind of ridiculous. Then again, that may not really be a child.

19. Hey, I didn’t know Hulk Hogan was a Buffalo Bills fan.

Actually this is a Buffalo Bills fan dressed as Hulk Hogan. But you have to admire his mustache and feather boas.

Actually this is a Buffalo Bills fan dressed as Hulk Hogan. But you have to admire his mustache and feather boas.

20. This Steelers fan always attends the game in stripes.

But even he wouldn't wear those ugly bumblebee throwback uniforms.But he would paint his face in stripes.

But even he wouldn’t wear those ugly bumblebee throwback uniforms.But he would paint his face in stripes.

21. Let’s hope the Green Bay Packers don’t fail Vader this year.

Because Darth Vader possess a strong power guided by the Force and hates when people fail him. So if the Packers suffer a losing season, some of them may not be back next year. Like Aaron Rodgers.

Because Darth Vader possess a strong power guided by the Force and hates when people fail him. So if the Packers suffer a losing season, some of them may not be back next year. Like Aaron Rodgers.

22. Sometimes a Raiders fan just has to go with the skulls and a full shoulder pad rib cage.

Yes, I know real rib cages on humans don't look like that. But I don't think this guy gives a shit. Also, the skulls have swords stabbed through them.

Yes, I know real rib cages on humans don’t look like that. But I don’t think this guy gives a shit. Also, the skulls have swords stabbed through them.

23. What the hell is Walter White doing at a Tampa Bay Buccaneers game?

Okay, this is a Buccaneers fan in a biohazard suit akin to Walter White. Very different story. But crazy just the same. Wonder if he gets hot in there.

Okay, this is a Buccaneers fan in a biohazard suit akin to Walter White. Very different story. But crazy just the same. Wonder if he gets hot in there.

24. This Dallas Cowboy fan only went with nothing but a hat, cape, and face paint.

I guess he's going to be a very itchy man by the end of the game. But he seem to feel like it's worth all the trouble for the photo.

I guess he’s going to be a very itchy man by the end of the game. But he seem to feel like it’s worth all the trouble for the photo.

25. You underestimate how much the undead support the Miami Dolphins.

Because he really seems to get himself out there. And compared to his team, he really scares the shit out of you.

Because he really seems to get himself out there. And compared to his team, he really scares the shit out of you.

26. Scary Ohio clowns go for the Cleveland Browns.

Unfortunately, for this guy, he might be more intimidating than the team. Seriously, the Browns aren't well-known for their penchant for winning.

Unfortunately, for this guy, he might be more intimidating than the team. Seriously, the Browns aren’t well-known for their penchant for winning.

27. So I guess the people of Kansas City, Missouri love their team so much that even their high church leaders go for the Chiefs.

Okay, he's just a fan dressed as a bishop or the Pope. But I think the red Chief vestments suit him.

Okay, he’s just a fan dressed as a bishop or the Pope. But I think the red Chief vestments suit him.

28. Just because she’s wearing black birds, doesn’t mean she’s a Ravens fan.

In fact, she supports the Oakland Raiders. And she even makes herself more mysterious with a mosaic mirror mask.

In fact, she supports the Oakland Raiders. And she even makes herself more mysterious with a mosaic mirror mask.

29. Saint Vince is always cheering for his Green Bay Packers on the sidelines.

Saint Vince is a legend among Green Bay Packers fans that I just had to include him. By the way, the "Vince" here is Vince Lombardi. And he even has a cheese staff, too.

Saint Vince is a legend among Green Bay Packers fans that I just had to include him. By the way, the “Vince” here is Vince Lombardi. And he even has a cheese staff, too.

30. This man gets on a horse to support his beloved Denver Broncos.

Yes, it's a face horse he's wearing. But it still looks incredibly outrageous that I had to include it.

Yes, it’s a face horse he’s wearing. But it still looks incredibly outrageous that I had to include it.

31. For this Detroit Lions fan, he can’t go wrong with a lion hat and sunglasses.

Then again, given how the Lions aren't known for their winning seasons, such costume might be enough. But it's good enough for this post.

Then again, given how the Lions aren’t known for their winning seasons, such costume might be enough. But it’s good enough for this post.

32. When it gets cold, these guys show up to Packers games in scarves, ear muffs, and striped overalls.

They also dye their hair green and paint their faces for support. Yes, they look outrageous but they don't care.

They also dye their hair green and paint their faces for support. Yes, they look outrageous but they don’t care.

33. Surprised to see Thor and Iron Man at a New Orleans Saints game.

Thought football would be among the last things they'd be concerned about. Then again, that Thor has dark hair so it's probably not really them.

Thought football would be among the last things they’d be concerned about. Then again, that Thor has dark hair so it’s probably not really them.

34. Somehow this Dallas Cowboy fan has to show that his team are champions.

Yes, I know that the Dallas Cowboys have won 5 Super Bowls. But they haven't won one since the 1990s when they were up against the....okay, maybe I shouldn't go there.

Yes, I know that the Dallas Cowboys have won 5 Super Bowls. But they haven’t won one since the 1990s when they were up against the….okay, maybe I shouldn’t go there.

35. Sometimes a Carolina Panthers fan has to take the big paws out.

And with the pig paws this guy certainly has. Even has his face painted and blue hair to boot.

And with the pig paws this guy certainly has. Even has his face painted and blue hair to boot.

36. This Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan even lends his horn for the team.

Of course, the baubles around his neck don't make him seem very intimidating. But perhaps he's in a yuletide mood at this point.

Of course, the baubles around his neck don’t make him seem very intimidating. But perhaps he’s in a yuletide mood at this point.

37. To these Philadelphia Eagles fans, the game is for the birds.

And by that, I mean large birds of prey who aren't falcons. Like that one guy's beak, by the way.

And by that, I mean large birds of prey who aren’t falcons. Like that one guy’s beak, by the way.

38. While Green Bay has the Packers bulldog, Pittsburgh has its own Steeler poodle.

Yes, this was done with pet body paint which most veterinarians ask pet owners not to do. But this is just hysterical that I had to put it in.

Yes, this was done with pet body paint which most veterinarians ask pet owners not to do. But this is just hysterical that I had to put it in.

39. Even western bikers go for the Oakland Raiders.

And as far as I know about Raider fans, these two will fit right in. And they'd even be seen as normal in comparison.

And as far as I know about Raider fans, these two will fit right in. And they’d even be seen as normal in comparison.

40. This Saint Louis Rams fan goes all out with the horns.

Yet, since the Rams decided to return to LA, it's hard to tell for much longer. Mostly because sports fandoms can be unpredictable things.

Yet, since the Rams decided to return to LA, it’s hard to tell for much longer. Mostly because sports fandoms can be unpredictable things.

41. Guess someone has already hulked out at the Green Bay Packers game.

So is this a very good thing or a very bad thing. Also, I don't think hulks look great in yellow clown wigs but that's just my opinion.

So is this a very good thing or a very bad thing. Also, I don’t think hulks look great in yellow clown wigs but that’s just my opinion.

42. The Bronconator always has two unicorns on his side during a game in Denver.

Yes, those are unicorn figurines. But do you think he really cares? Probably not.

Yes, those are unicorn figurines. But do you think he really cares? Probably not. Then again, they could be horses all along.

43. Seems like the masked Charger Cowboy and Bolt Man are very good friends.

Seems like neither is a fan of the Indianopolis Colts. But down in San Diego, they seem like old pals.

Seems like neither is a fan of the Indianopolis Colts. But down in San Diego, they seem like old pals.

44. When it comes to supporting the Chicago Bears, there are no limits to foam.

Here is this guy with foam paws and a bear hat. And he seems really psyched up for the game.

Here is this guy with foam paws and a bear hat. And he seems really psyched up for the game.

45. Apparently, Oakland Raider fans are a scary bunch.

Doesn't help that they dress in creepy black and white costumes. And I sure as hell wouldn't want to run into this guy.

Doesn’t help that they dress in creepy black and white costumes. And I sure as hell wouldn’t want to run into this guy.

46. Seems like the Buffalo Bills fans support Rex Ryan by the foot.

Not sure what the feet are supposed to mean. But I wonder what the guys in front of them would think about them. Because that would be interesting.

Not sure what the feet are supposed to mean. But I wonder what the guys in front of them would think about them. Because that would be interesting.

47. For this Baltimore Ravens fan, it’s purple hair or no hair.

He also goes with beads, hard hat, and purple face paint for good measure. Let's hope he's not going to a Steelers game.

He also goes with beads, hard hat, and purple face paint for good measure. Let’s hope he’s not going to a Steelers game.

48. This luchador Chicago Bears fan is ready to rumble.

Seems like I have a lot of Chicago Bear fans on this post already. Not really sure why.

Seems like I have a lot of Chicago Bear fans on this post already. Not really sure why.

49. One has to be quite ingenious to have their own Pats hat.

And it seems to resemble the logo quite well if you look at it at this angle. Though we all know what the New England Patriots are like (cheaters).

And it seems to resemble the logo quite well if you look at it at this angle. Though we all know what the New England Patriots are like (cheaters).

50. No, I don’t think that’s the Green Bay Packer cheerleading squad.

In fact, I bet any money that these are all guys. Still, you have to admire their sense of humor in this one.

In fact, I bet any money that these are all guys. Still, you have to admire their sense of humor in this one.

51. Didn’t expect to see a Transformer at a Cincinnati Bengals game.

He even has the shoulder pads and jersey to match. Which begs the question for me.

He even has the shoulder pads and jersey to match. Which begs the question for me.

52. This Indianapolis Colts fan has her team on her lips.

They're probably fake lips. But they still look just as ridiculous along with the clown wig and glasses.

They’re probably fake lips. But they still look just as ridiculous along with the clown wig and glasses.

53. This New Orleans Saints fan even has some gold teeth to spare.

Let's hope those teeth are fake which they most likely are. Yet, they seem to go well with the hat.

Let’s hope those teeth are fake which they most likely are. Yet, they seem to go well with the hat.

54. Supergirl always cheers for her New York Giants.

Wait, doesn't Supergirl have blond hair? So this probably can't really be her.

Wait, doesn’t Supergirl have blond hair? So this probably can’t really be her.

55. This luchador always goes out of the way to support his New England Patriots.

Even though spandex is hardly a great insulator. And the fact, a lot of fans outside New England hate them.

Even though spandex is hardly a great insulator. And the fact, a lot of fans outside New England hate them.

56. This Steeler fan will do whatever it takes to see his team win.

Even if it means donning a Steeler suit of spandex. Not sure if that's even comfortable.

Even if it means donning a Steeler suit of spandex. Not sure if that’s even comfortable. But he’s proud of it.

57. Looks like we’ve come across one of the infamous Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.

Okay, that's a fat guy dressed as a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. But if he wants to dress like that, it's his choice. Even if he looks utterly ridiculous.

Okay, that’s a fat guy dressed as a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. But if he wants to dress like that, it’s his choice. Even if he looks utterly ridiculous.

58. Apparently, this Elvis is an avid fan of the San Francisco 49ers.

He even has it on his maroon jacket if you know where to look. And I thought Elvis was more of a Titans fan.

He even has it on his maroon jacket if you know where to look. And I thought Elvis was more of a Titans or Panthers fan.

59. Oh, no, the Miami gorillas are on the loose!

No need to worry, they're Dolphins fans just here for the big game. How they got into street clothes, I'll never know.

No need to worry, they’re Dolphins fans just here for the big game. How they got into street clothes, I’ll never know.

60. Sometimes you need a hat to cover your head now and then.

And there seems to be no shortage of Green Bay Packers fans in outlandish costumes. This one included but his outfit is mild compared to some.

And there seems to be no shortage of Green Bay Packers fans in outlandish costumes. This one included but his outfit is mild compared to some.

61. Blueberry always tries to make his Indianapolis Colts his top priority.

Doesn't hurt that he has a Colt hat and paints his face blue. Wonder how long it takes for him to prepare for a big game.

Doesn’t hurt that he has a Colt hat and paints his face blue. Wonder how long it takes for him to prepare for a big game.

62. Looks like the Gremlins express support for the New Orleans Saints.

Guess anyone in New Orleans doesn't have to worry about their electronics and appliances falling apart during football season on Sunday. Because these two will be watching the game.

Guess anyone in New Orleans doesn’t have to worry about their electronics and appliances falling apart during football season on Sunday. Because these two will be watching the game.

63. This Green Bay Packer fan is always excited when his team scores.

He's even wearing a field gold hat and has everything in green and yellow. So he's all pumped up for the Packer game.

He’s even wearing a field gold hat and has everything in green and yellow. So he’s all pumped up for the Packer game.

64. Does that guy have an Eagle on his chest?

Apparently, he's a Philadelphia Eagles fan even if the eagle is a bit large on him. Wonder how he carries himself in that.

Apparently, he’s a Philadelphia Eagles fan even if the eagle is a bit large on him. Wonder how he carries himself in that jersey.

65. This pirate always tries to look his best at an Oakland Raiders game.

Well, at least he's not wearing a skull mask, spikes, or skulls all over him. Like his hat.

Well, at least he’s not wearing a skull mask, spikes, or skulls all over him. Like his hat.

66. For some reason, this creepy Arizona Cardinals fan likes to show up in a red feather suit.

Yes, I know his face will give you nightmares. But he's just here to watch the Cardinals. So it's no big deal.

Yes, I know his face will give you nightmares. But he’s just here to watch the Cardinals. So it’s no big deal.

67. For lady Viking fans, always go with purple hair in Minnesota.

Furry cone Viking helmets also work by the way. Even if they have braids dropping from them.

Furry cone Viking helmets also work by the way. Even if they have braids dropping from them.

68. Check out this undead Raiders’ fan’s bony fingers.

Yes, they may be big and bony. But you'd certainly not want this Raider's fan to show up at your house at night.

Yes, they may be big and bony. But you’d certainly not want this Raider’s fan to show up at your house at night.

69. This Buffalo Bills fan always cheers for his team to lead the charge.

Yet, since the Bills aren't among the best NFL teams they probably wont. Kind of feel sorry for this guy.

Yet, since the Bills aren’t among the best NFL teams they probably wont. Kind of feel sorry for this guy.

70. Those who liked the Denver Broncos Barrel Man in last year’s NFL fan post will like Barrel Boy.

He's like the Barrel Man but more pint sized. And incredibly adorable, too.

He’s like the Barrel Man but more pint sized. And incredibly adorable, too.

71. Not all Oakland Raiders fans are tall and scary. Some look quite chic.

This woman is wearing a corset and leather along with her scary Raiders makeup. But hers only covers half her face.

This woman is wearing a corset and leather along with her scary Raiders makeup. But hers only covers half her face.

72. This Houston Texan fan always like to accentuate his shoulder pads before the big game.

And yes, it looks really ridiculous. But not to this guy. To him, he looks cool.

And yes, it looks really ridiculous. But not to this guy. To him, he looks cool.

73. This Cincinnati Bengals’ fan would never leave home without his Bengal hat.

Doesn't hurt if he paints his face with Bengal stripes to match. Even though he might stand out from a crowd.

Doesn’t hurt if he paints his face with Bengal stripes to match. Even though he might stand out from a crowd.

74. For the New York Jets, no one can possibly ever forget old Fireman Ed.

Fireman Ed is one of the better known New York Jets characters. Can always be recognized by his fireman's hat. Crazy.

Fireman Ed is one of the better known New York Jets characters. Can always be recognized by his fireman’s hat. Crazy.

75. This Miami Dolphins fan goes all out on her orange and white.

Doesn't matter if she's tacky in her large orange hat. As long as she's wearing Dolphins, it's all good.

Doesn’t matter if she’s tacky in her large orange hat. As long as she’s wearing Dolphins, it’s all good.

76. This Buffalo Bills fan will even wear sequins for his beloved team.

He'll also wear arm covers with red and white strips descending from them. But he feels it's all worth it.

He’ll also wear arm covers with red and white strips descending from them. But he feels it’s all worth it.

77. The Celebrity Queen proudly supports her New England Pats.

Sure they may be cheaters. But as long as she's concerned, they're her cheaters and she still loves them.

Sure they may be cheaters. But as long as she’s concerned, they’re her cheaters and she still loves them. Same can be said regarding other Patriot fans.

78. There’s no costume that’s too elaborate and over the top for this New Orleans Saints fan.

And yes, he's dressed in feathers galore like he works in some Las Vegas show. Wonder how he manages to sit in the stands during the game.

And yes, he’s dressed in feathers galore like he works in some Las Vegas show. Wonder how he manages to sit in the stands during the game.

79. There’s never enough pom poms for this Pittsburgh Steeler fan.

And yes, he's all covered in them from head to toe. He may even have some left over, too.

And yes, he’s all covered in them from head to toe. He may even have some left over, too.

80. Not sure what to think about this Bengals fan making a hat from the old pigskin.

Sure the Bengals play football. But that just makes anyone look pretty strange. Doesn't help with the foam paws either.

Sure the Bengals play football. But that just makes anyone look pretty strange. Doesn’t help with the foam paws either.

81. I guess you can call these guys the literal Dallas Cowboys.

Yeah, I don't think the Dallas Cowboys are actual cows. But I think these costumes are udderly hilarious. Love it.

Yeah, I don’t think the Dallas Cowboys are actual cows. But I think these costumes are udderly hilarious. Love it.

82. No, I don’t think that’s a Steeler cheerleader for they don’t exist.

Just another fat Steeler fan in a skimpy outfit and wig. Yeah, he doesn't look great in that outfit.

Just another fat Steeler fan in a skimpy outfit and wig. Yeah, he doesn’t look great in that outfit.

83. This Miami Dolphins fan has a dolphin on each shoulder.

He even has pom poms and face paint for good measure. But compared to a few other Miami fans, his costume is quite tame.

He even has pom poms and face paint for good measure. But compared to a few other Miami fans, his costume is quite tame.

84. This Green Bay Packer fan sees himself as a fence painter.

Or a "defense painter" to be more specific. Nevertheless, wouldn't want to sit behind him in the stadium during a game or beside him.

Or a “defense painter” to be more specific. Nevertheless, wouldn’t want to sit behind him in the stadium during a game or beside him.

85. The New York Giants Queen seems to have something to say.

I guess this is a Giants parody of the Patriots' Celebrity Queen. Makes sense. At least the signs are funnier.

I guess this is a Giants parody of the Patriots’ Celebrity Queen. Makes sense. At least the signs are funnier.

86. Any room for two big skulls in Baltimore?

Don't worry, they're just skull masks. I'm sure Ray Lewis isn't hiding in one of them. Honest.

Don’t worry, they’re just skull masks. I’m sure these women aren’t meaning to frighten anyone.

87. Baltimore’s Captan Dee Fense is always at the Ravens’ side.

Yes, there's an actual guy like this in Baltimore. However, the Ravens didn't seem to go for defense much last season. Heh, heh.

Yes, there’s an actual guy like this in Baltimore. However, the Ravens didn’t seem to go for defense much last season. Heh, heh.

88. This Steeler fan always goes for some more Cowher Power.

Unfortunately, Cowher hasn't coached the Steelers for some time now. But this guy's hat is totally ridiculous.

Unfortunately, Cowher hasn’t coached the Steelers for some time now. But this guy’s hat is totally ridiculous.

89. Warbonnet and spiked shoulder pads, a great Redskins fan do make.

But when it comes to Native American relations, you wouldn't want to show up in a pow wow in this. Seriously, Native Americans don't view wearing warbonnets in sporting events very highly at all.

But when it comes to Native American relations, you wouldn’t want to show up in a pow wow in this. Seriously, Native Americans don’t view wearing warbonnets in sporting events very highly at all.

90. In Houston, Elvis always makes his support for the Texans perfectly clear.

Yes, he has the Houston Texans logo on the back of his cape. And it's all sparkly, too.

Yes, he has the Houston Texans logo on the back of his cape. And it’s all sparkly, too.

91. This Browns fan has his hat dripping with bones.

Let's hope he doesn't attract any dogs with them. Also would say the same about the sausage around his neck.

Let’s hope he doesn’t attract any dogs with them. Also would say the same about the sausage around his neck.

92. These Dallas Cowboy fans have their love for their team on their chests.

And in full body paint, too. One of them has the Dallas star in a jigsaw puzzle mode.

And in full body paint, too. One of them has the Dallas star in a jigsaw puzzle mode.

93. Even Santa Claus thinks that the Pittsburgh Steelers are the best in the NFL.

He even has a gold suit to show for it. Just see him wave the iconic Terrible Towel.

He even has a gold suit to show for it. Just see him wave the iconic Terrible Towel.

94. Guess this German barmaid is dressed to support the Minnesota Vikings.

After all, the Midwest is full of Germans and Scandinavians. Or at least it was. Still, this is clever.

After all, the Midwest is full of Germans and Scandinavians. Or at least it was. Still, this is clever.

95. Guess you’ll always have to have one crazy Jack-o-Lantern rooting for the Cleveland Browns.

Then again, he's bound to give more nightmares to children than the team ever will. Seriously, the Browns aren't known for winning a lot.

Then again, he’s bound to give more nightmares to children than the team ever will. Seriously, the Browns aren’t known for winning a lot.

96. Darth Maul doesn’t like it one bit when there’s a call against his Vikings.

Sure he's supposed to have a red and black face. But the overall costume is brilliant.

Sure he’s supposed to have a red and black face. But the overall costume is brilliant.

97. Seems like this Jacksonville Jaguars fan has bee under the weather lately.

After all, he seems to have a lot of junk in his hair. Maybe because it's due to hurricane season.

After all, he seems to have a lot of junk in his hair. Maybe because it’s due to hurricane season.

98. Looks like flaming hair tends to run in this family.

Oh, wait they're Tennessee Titan fans. And they really seem to be dressed their best for the game. Probably it might be since they're rich enough for front row seating.

Oh, wait they’re Tennessee Titan fans. And they really seem to be dressed their best for the game. Probably it might be since they’re rich enough for front row seating.

99. Atlanta Falcons fans always tailgate in feathers.

Wonder what this woman is doing here. Probably some dance or having a good time. Hope she doesn't get those feathers everywhere.

Wonder what this woman is doing here. Probably some dance or having a good time. Hope she doesn’t get those feathers everywhere.

100. Here we have 2 Steeler fans who came all the way from Mexico.

You can tell by their black and gold ponchos and sombreros. But they must be very diehard fans to travel this far.

You can tell by their black and gold ponchos and sombreros. But they must be very diehard fans to travel this far.