Salute the Red, White, and Blue United States of America with These Patriotic 4th of July Treats (Third Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on June 21, 2017

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Though now is the winter of my discontent as an American citizen, I understand that I must try to keep the patriotic fervor alive as far as the 4th of July is concerned. Celebrating America’s birthday on the 4th of July is supposed to be a festive and uproarious occasion. But since the 2016 Election, the American spirit we associate with Independence Day isn’t with me at the moment. The fact so many people I knew and cared about voted for such an unrespectable man who’s now in the White House was a profound sense of betrayal for me. It has only gotten worse since the House passed the morally indefensible American Healthcare Act and the Senate is trying to pass their healthcare plan in the most undemocratic way possible. Not to mention, the fact so many people seem to stand by and make excuses for Donald Trump no matter what he does, what longstanding rules he breaks, who he hurts, or how his presidency is becoming an utter disaster. For the first time in my life, I feel ashamed for my country as if Trump’s presidential candidacy has led millions of people to abandon our most cherished American values out racism and their own selfish reasons. But anyway, I must continue with my holiday posts though any pride or faith I have in my country is almost shattered. Well, here’s another assortment of 4th of July treats so you can celebrate your barbecue. Enjoy.

This 4th of July, grace your patriotic dessert table with this sparkling cake.

It’s a cake with sparkler candles and red and blue sprinkles. Make sure the sparklers go out before serving.

2. There’s a lot of explosive energy with these cupcakes.

And since it’s the 4th of July, they have red, white, and blue icing. What can be more patriotic than that?

3. Wake up this 4th of July to an American flag waffle.

Contains strawberries, blueberries, and banana. But you may used whipped cream if you want.

4. A red, white, and blue rose iced cake is a patriotic treat.

Well, you have to admire the icing on this one. Cause I’m sure nobody but a cake decorator can pull this off.

5. Let Old Glory wave with these red, white, and blue cupcakes.

Sure it may not resemble the American flag exactly. But the stars and stripes is a hard one to replicate in food.

6. For your dessert platter, may I suggest these Rice Krispie balls?

Each one is iced with red, white, and blue sprinkles. It’s a simple but patriotic treat.

7. Nothing makes a 4th of July barbecue more American than this 7 layer dip.

Now that’s a work of artisanship here. Not sure if I’d want to dip a nacho in this. Might desecrate a sacred image. Though Trump already has.

8. Or you can go with a pepperoni, cheese, and nacho snack platter.

Though the nachos on this one are blue which is weird. Seriously, why do these things exist?

9. Feast your eyes on these star-spangled cupcakes.

This one has striped and star cupcakes. Sure they’re professionally made. But they’re perfect for an Independence Day barbecue.

10. There’s something crackling about this 4th of July cake.

Yes, it looks like a giant cupcake with a firecracker on it. But it’s one of a kind like America.

11. As we all know, it’s whether you bleed red, white, and blue on the inside that counts.

As you can see, you’ll find the colors in this cupcake. May not see it on the outside at first though.

12. No proud patriotic partier can ever resist these red, white, and blue cupcakes.

This one has red, white, and blue filling and star sprinkles. Hope this can satisfy your star-spangled urges.

13. For a fruity treat, may I suggest red, white, and blue jello?

Well, it looks similar to a previous one I showed a couple years back. But this one has more whipped cream and less cherries.

14. For a simple treat, you might want to go with some patriotic pretzel sticks.

Requires pretzel sticks, icing and sprinkles. But make sure the sprinkles are red, white, and blue.

15. Celebrate the 4th of July with some patriotic pudding pops.

Well, they’re quite small compared to popsicles. But at least they make a cool summer treat.

16. Nothing makes a 4th of July party like strawberry and blueberry trifle.

Because, you know red, white, and blue. Though they didn’t include the whipped cream.

17. For a more sweet disposition, I suppose an M&M flag cake can suit your fancy.

Don’t worry, they do have 4th of July M&Ms for this. Yet, once you bake the cake, decorating should be a breeze.

18. Ice cream cookies are always a tasty treat.

Yes, they’re scoop cookies on ice cream cones with red, white, and blue sprinkles. Say what you want, but at least they won’t melt in your hands.

19. Grace your dessert platter this 4th of July with this American flag peanut butter dip dish.

I know it’s for dessert since it’s covered with sprinkles. You don’t use sprinkles in appetizer platters.

20. For a more patriotic cake, may I recommend iced and sprinkled pretzel sticks?

Helps if you have some red, white, and blue sparkler decorations on top. Gives you a more festive atmosphere doesn’t it?

21. Firework cookies are always an explosive delight.

Sure these are made by a professional. But they’d look good on any American flag paper plate.

22. There is no more American treat than some star spangled brownies.

Well, it’s brownies configured into an American flag. But each one has a red, white, or blue star. Such a statement in chocolaty patriotic goodness.

23. No patriot party is complete without a cake to honor the US of A.

Helps that’s it’s 2 tiered and in red, white, and blue. Love the patterns on it.

24. Now this is a cake reeking of American sentiment.

However, we should say that Trump voters seem to have a funny sense of honor. After all, they elected a man who has absolutely none.

25. A loaf of cake should have layers of raspberries and blueberries.

Well, there’s icing in between along with the berries to get that red, white, and blue. I’m sure it’ll be a hit at some fancy patriotic celebration.

26. Top your 4th of July celebration with this Rice Krispie Uncle Sam hat.

Because an Uncle Sam head is far too creepy. Though it doesn’t exactly resemble his outlandish star-spangled hat. But it’ll do.

27. Red, white, and blue meringue cookies always spin for your pleasure.

Not exactly sure what meringue is. But I love the colors on these that I’ll include them in this post.

28. There’s plenty of this star spangled fruit pizza for everyone.

Toppings mostly consist of strawberries, icing, and blueberries. So decorating it shouldn’t be a problem.

29. Or perhaps a star pie may suit you.

Like the previous one, this also consist of strawberries and blueberries. Though something else poses as the filling.

30. This star spangled cake is one showing patriotic love.

This is for a wedding. But I like the star union being draped on it. A very American cake.

31. Nothing makes a quality patriotic snack like red, white, and blue pretzel bites.

You just need pretzels, icing, and 4th of July M&Ms. And you’re all set. Easy.

32. For a more festive and explosive flair, try these Rice Krispie firecrackers for size.

These consist of Rice Krispies, chocolate, licorice, and sprinkles. The rest is just decoration.

33. If you want to please, go with a flag candy bar treat.

Each one is decorated with M&Ms like some of the others on this post. Yet, all these look delicious.

34. For added fluff, try some red, white, and blue marshmallow sticks.

Yes, this is another sugary snack. But Pinterest often shows desserts for holidays anyway.

35. This patriotic cookie cake is great for fireworks celebrations.

Though this is certainly covered in candy. And why do they have white chocolate Kit Kat bars on there? That’s insane.

36. There’s nothing more patriotic at a 4th of July than this American flag pizza.

Yes, they used leafy greens for the blue. But there’s not a lot of blue food around. Still, looks tasty.

37. These red velvet cupcakes make a quality patriotic dessert.

Helps if they have white icing and blueberries on top. Still, these are pretty.

38. Celebrate your 4th of July with these red, white and blue cheesecakes.

Each layer on this is red and white with white icing and blueberries on top. Will sure make your party a hit.

39. For a more sophisticated treat, may I suggest some American flag cheesecake squares?

Each has cherry sauce and blueberries on top. Though I’m not a cheesecake fan, I assure your guests may enjoy these.

40. Hope you can find a slice of Old Glory within this cake.

I showed a similar one years ago. But this one seems to take less layers and stars.

41. You can’t have anything more star spangled at your 4th of July party like these stained glass stars.

Yes, they’re cookies with jello in the center. Not sure how it works. But they look quite tasty.

42. Feast your eyes on this star spangled patriotic pie.

Yes, it’s another American flag pie. But this one is in a neater fashion than a previous one I showed.

43. It’s not a patriotic fruit salad without stars and flags.

Well, if you can’t eke out an American flag on a watermelon, stars will do. The American flags aren’t a bad touch either.

44. Uncle Sam sends his love to the US of A.

Well, that’s a nice cookie image. But you’ll bet it’ll be eaten somehow. Like the flag though.

45. If you want a more healthy option, you might want to go with American flag fruit kabobs.

Includes strawberries, banana slices, and blueberries. Seems like you can do a lot with these 3 fruits.

46. If you like roll cakes, I suppose this red, white, and blue one will suit your fancy.

Sure it may not look remarkable on the outside. But the inside is amazing.

47. With this cake, you can show your love for the US of A.

Yes, it’s a cake of the United States. Yet, you have to love the red icing and blueberries on it.

48. These star-spangled cookies have a flowery disposition.

If you look closely at the stars, you’ll see that the tiny stars are flowers. They may be professionally made but I’ll take them.

49. Fruit tacos can always wake you up for the 4th of July.

Each consists of strawberries, blueberries, and whipped cream wrapped in a pancake. A great combination for a patriotic morning.

50. Wake up this 4th of July morning with some fruity fireworks.

This one also has strawberries and blueberries. Though to be fair, they’re less likely to kill you than the ones at IHOP.

51. Nobody could resist some American flag fruit kabobs with raspberries and marshmallows.

Though the fruit kabobs like these I showed last year were also drizzled. These are not.

52. Well, this American flag cake is certainly cherry.

Never featured an American flag cake with cherries on it before. Maybe because cherries need to get the pits out of them.

53. Hold a toast to America’s birthday with these Rice Krispie shot cups.

I guess these cups are made for adults. Don’t ask me where this Pinterest idea came from. Then again, it might depend on whether the drink has any alcohol.

54. If you think fruit kabobs should have an even distribution of red, white, and blue, these will do nice for you.

Includes strawberries, banana slices, and blueberries. And you can pick up each one on a stick.

55. For fun in the sun, these 4th of July flip flop nutter butter cookies are a tasty treat.

Now that’s an ingenious idea. Love how they each have a pair. So creative.

56. These small fruit kabobs will nicely on a watermelon shell.

Kabobs consist of strawberry, blueberry, and raspberry. And there are 2 American flags to give the platter a patriotic look.

57. This star spangled cookie pizza goes nicely on any 4th of July dessert platter.

Decorated with strawberry stripes and a blackberry union. Though I’m more impressed by the use of blackberries since you often don’t see them on such treats.

58. You’ll always have an explosive night with these firework cookies.

Helps if each one of them has red, white, and blue. Love them.

59. How about a fruit pizza of the Star-Spangled Banner?

Contains raspberries and blueberries on it. But it seems rather easy to decorate once it’s covered in icing.

60. There’s no patriotic platter like an American flag of pretzels.

Each one is dipped in some red, white, or blue chocolate. But only the blue ones have sprinkles.

61. Nothing emphasizes America like a dipped Oreo American flag.

Some of these were dipped in red and white chocolate. Some were dipped in blue chocolate and have stars on them.

62. This star-spangled cake is perfect for any 4th of July barbecue.

It’s blue with stars on the top. And it has red and white stripes on the sides. Makes a great centerpiece on a dessert platter.

63. A patriotic cake should always have a bald eagle on top.

This one was for a 90th birthday. Comes in 3 tiers with stripes on the bottom, stars in the middle, and an eagle on top.

64. You’d almost think these firework cupcakes would explode in your mouth.

I know these are fireworks but they kind of resemble bombs. Though at least they’re red and blue.

65. You can make a 4th of July cake look stunning with candy canes.

Well, candy canes do have red and white stripes. But where are you ever going to find them this time of year?

66. If you like chocolate chip cookies, may I suggest these stars?

Also, has some strawberries and blueberries on top of white icing. From a Nestle Toll House recipe.

67. Nothing entices 4th of July partygoers like shiny red, white, and blue candy apples.

Or should I say red, white, and silver? Then again, these seem professionally made.

68. As we all know red and blue orange slices bring all the fun.

However, there’s a chance they might contain alcohol. So you might want to keep out of reach of those under 21. Or at least until you consult the host.

69. For a more patriotic cheesecake, you might want to add some food coloring.

Well, red and blue coloring anyway. Though this looks absolutely stunning.

70. For a healthy 4th of July, perhaps a Captain America fruit platter may suit you.

Yes, he may not be your favorite Avenger. But he’s a patriotic superhero. So his emblematic shield on a fruit platter goes on this post.

71. Enjoy watching fireworks while chomping down on some patriotic popcorn.

Has some blue and red in it to match the bowl. Not sure how that works out.

72. There’s something fishy about these red, white, and blue goldfish pretzel bites.

Seems like red, white, and blue goldfish crackers exist. Yet, these are quite easy to make as you see.

73. These 4th of July cookies have been well put together.

Well, these are cookies of the USA. Includes some wood panel cookies as well.

74. Check out these star-spangled Oreos on a stick.

Each one is dipped in red and blue chocolate with white stars on them. Still, they must be delicious.

75. If you like frozen treats, you might want some of these patriotic ice cream sandwiches.

Each one has some strawberry and vanilla ice cream between graham crackers as well as blue icing and sprinkles. Great for any hot day.

76. There is nothing more delectable for the 4th of July than some cheesecake stars.

And they’re in red, white, and blue layers, too. Also like the whipped cream and sprinkles.

77. Hope this American flag waffle is brought to your patriotic breakfast.

Well, this is a circular waffle, anyway. But it contains strawberries, blueberries, and whipped cream.

78. Celebrate America’s birthday with these American flag cake pops.

All of them are also covered in white sprinkles. At any rate, enjoy.

79. You can never go wrong with a patriotic fruit platter like this.

This one is mostly made from watermelon. But it sure rings a patriotic show.

80. For a real American flag pie, perhaps rectangular is best.

The stripe filling is cherry and the stars one is blueberry. But it will certainly serve everyone.

The Picnic World of Pies

Posted by historymaniacmegan on June 17, 2017

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As we all know, summer is the season for picnics and special occasions whether it be graduations, weddings, family reunions, 4th of July, county fairs, local festivals, or what have you. And it goes without saying that many of these occasions feature a table of dessert of some sort like pie. Before he passed away in January, my grandfather was well-known for baking his pies with apple and cherry being his specialty. Still, though usually circular with pastry crust, pies can come in all different flavors from the traditional apple, cherry, and blueberry to even Millie’s chocolate shit pie from The Help. And let’s not get into what’s in Mrs. Lovett’s famous meat pies in Sweeny Todd. Though keep in mind that not all pies are used for dessert either since we have savory pies like chicken pot pie, meat pasties, and others. Then there’s the practice of pie throwing in people’s faces as slapstick comedy which usually involves one with cream. But there’s a recent trend of pieing becoming an act of political protest, though I’d reconsider throwing a cream pie in a politico’s face which can land you in a lot of trouble. Anyway, there are plenty of people who make pies with their own personal touch. So for your reading pleasure I bring you an oven load of unique pies to enjoy.

Hope you find it in your heart to eat this pie.

This one has a crust of hearts, weavings, and flowers. Bet it took a long time to make it.

2. Perhaps it might be best if you enjoy your dessert.

So this isn’t the kind of pie you’d bring at a family reunion. Though I kind of find it funny.

3. Bet you’ve never seen an octopus pie before.

Don’t worry, I don’t think it has actual octopus in it. It’s just the crust. But yes, there are people who do eat octopus.

4. How about a pie with flowers and leaves?

Seems like some people take more time on the crust than others. Not exactly sure what this pie is.

5. For the holidays, try this Christmas crust.

Includes snowmen, snowflakes, Christmas trees, reindeer, and a couple of braids. And yes, it’s probably made by either a professional or someone with too much time on their hands.

6. I suppose this is a grape pie.

Well, it has grapes on the crust. Though the file name has Italian apple tart which is confusing.

7. Now I don’t have the slightest idea how to solve that problem.

It’s not that I’m bad at math. It’s just that I’m not good at solving complex math problems like this.

8. Floral designs always go well on the right crust.

Seems like floral motifs are a common crust motif. But such artistry would take forever to produce for most pies made in the kitchen.

9. I’m sure a stargazy pie may be worth your appetite.

It’s a pie from Cornwall in England. Though to me, the fish heads make the whole thing unappetizing to me.

10. For seaside picnics, a lobster pie will do.

Though it’s more or less a pie with a lobster on it. And no, it doesn’t have lobster in it. Though lobster pies do exist.

11. For a prettier apple pie, may I suggest your apples be roses?

Sure the apple roses are golden brown. But baked apples normally are that color. Got to like the leafed crust, too.

12. Fans of Game of Thrones might adore this Stark pumpkin pie.

Yes, Game of Thrones pies exist. I am not making this up. Though you wouldn’t want to bring this to a wedding.

13. If you want to find the circumference of this pie, this one has all you need.

Yes, it’s a pie with pi on it. Bet it’s used for Pi Day which is March 14 since the first 3 digits are 3.14.

14. A pie in the fall should have a tree with autumn leaves.

Bet this is an apple one given the crust. Though I’ve never seen leaves turn pink during the fall.

15. Speaking of tree pies, I hope this can suit your fancy.

Well, this one is a more elaborate design. Includes leaves on the edge as well as crusted fruit.

16. If you like roses, then you might like a bouquet of them in pastry dough.

Well, considering the detail, pastry roses must take long to make. But they’re nevertheless pretty.

17. For winter days, treat yourself to a nice, warm snowflake pie.

Though I have to admit, the crust was probably made with a snowflake mold. Or by a professional. Not sure which.

18. I suppose this is a chicken pot pie of some sort.

Well, it seems to be a chick in a pie. How else could I tell? Still, it’s kind of sick if you think about it too hard.

19. Help yourself to a slice of some flowery blueberry.

Guess flowers are a common crust motif. Still, it’s not bad to look at.

20. Leaves and berries make a fine pumpkin pie crust.

Bet this is for Thanksgiving since it has autumn motifs on it. Not sure what I think about the berries.

21. Make sure you use all the dough for a flowery crust.

After all, a floral crust is always sweet, especially in the spring and summer. Love the flower holes.

22. Perhaps you prefer your pie braided.

Guess this is another fall pie. Though the braids seem to give it a rustic touch.

23. Speaking of braids, this one comes with waves.

Yes, I understand braids are easy in dough. But this one makes it seem like an art form.

24. This strawberry rhubarb pie can use some flowers and leaves.

Well, you can’t hate the floral touches on this. But I’m sure you wouldn’t be making some of these pies in the kitchen.

25. This strawberry pie was made with nothing but love.

Because it has hearts all over it as you see. Then again, it was probably made for Valentine’s Day.

26. This crust is giving me butterflies.

Hey, it’s not always about hearts, flowers, and leaves, you know. But I kind of wish the butterflies had more color to them.

27. How about a knitted crust to keep your filling nice and warm?

Yes, this is a knitted crust, all right. How someone managed to achieve this, I’ll never know.

28. Seems like this ship is headed toward dangerous waters.

Hmm.. a pirate ship and a sea monster pie. Very interesting. Not something I’d think of serving at a family reunion.

29. This apple pie’s flowery crust is full of vivid color.

Hey, not all floral pies can have plain dough on them. Love the colors. So pretty.

30. For a dark night, you can’t get better than a pie like this.

Because we all know that Alfred has to make Bruce his special pie after a night beating the crap out of the Joker. Wonder what his recipe is.

31. Care for a Venn piagram?

Nor sure where I can get a pan like that. But at least this can serve more people than a regular pie. Just ask whether someone wants cherry or blueberry.

32. Hope you enjoy this new Apple iPie.

It’s a new concept in apple pie technology. With its rounded square crust, it’s a great marvel of the 21st century.

33. With this pie, you might want to have some peace.

As you can see it’s a peace sign with flowers and doves. And in Colorado, it might have a secret ingredient that gives you the munchies.

34. Care for a pie with an ivy crust?

It’s a strawberry one. But it sure shows more filling than some of the others.

35. I suppose a blackberry pie should come with a tree.

Then again, it might be vine with flowers. Apparently, this baker had too much time on their hands.

36. Making a crust like this should be easy as pie.

However, I’d beg to differ. But it’s suppose to kind of imply a pun, no less.

37. Perhaps you might have an easy time weaving your crust to keep in the filling.

Well, it certainly looks easier than some of the others. But sometimes weaving can be a pain in the ass.

38. If you can’t say something nice, say it with pie.

Though I wouldn’t go with a cherry filling if I made a pie like that. Might want go by Millie’s recipe.

39. An autumn pie should have leaves of many colors.

Yet, here each one of them is covered in sugar. Not sure if it improves the taste.

40. Apparently, a pie can also have Pac Man fever.

Yes, this is a Pac-Man pie. Sure it’s not completely round. But that’s kind of the point.

41. Something tells me that this is a rectangular apple pie.

Mostly because of what it says on the crust. That’s kind of a dead giveaway.

42. With a crust like this, this pie smells as fresh as a daisy.

Well, it has a daisy crust, anyway. Then again, there are a lot of flowers look like that.

43. For a tree crust, there has to be a lot of leaves.

Well, you’d probably have never seen a pie like this. Love the leaves on the branches.

44. Would you like your pie to be a little bit on the Dark Side?

Though judging from this one, it’s only a matter of time when it’s fully operational. Also, the heart doesn’t make this cherry pie really clashes with the Dark Side vibe.

45. If you’re into Lovecraftian delights, may I suggest a Cthulhu pie?

That way, I’m sure your fellow cultists will be impressed during your summer picnic. Enjoy.

46. It’s not Thanksgiving unless you have a cornucopia on a pumpkin pie.

Well, that’s certainly the ultimate Thanksgiving pie. Hate to slice it up and destroy it.

47. Speaking of pumpkin pies, this one might as well feed a whole town.

Yes, that’s a big pie which most likely required a massive oven. Not sure how they’ll cut that up.

48. You’d swear this Hellboy pie came from the fiery depths.

Too bad Hellboy wasn’t from either DC or Marvel. Or I would’ve featured him in related post last year.

49. This bank robber pie is surely worth a steal.

Actually I’m not sure what that’s supposed to be. In fact, it kind of reminds me of Walter White. But he doesn’t wear that hat.

50. Don’t forget to add sails to this pierate ship.

Still, the sails are only decoration. But I’m sure this will get you all hands on deck.

51. When in doubt, try a bacon crust.

Sure it might be good for your tastebuds. But it’s also bad for arteries.

52. When it’s pizza night at the Vatican, His Holiness goes for a different kind of pie.

By the way, this was from a New York pizzeria when Pope Francis came to the US in 2015. And I say, the guy did a great job.

53. Hope you can’t eat this Millennium Falcon pie in less than 12 parsecs.

Make sure you can Chewie your food. Almost resembles an exact replica of the ship.

54. These Hello Kitty hand pies are great for the road.

Well, it’s said everything is smaller in Japan. But these are adorable.

55. Now you’d almost want to hang this pie design on a wall.

This is a mutton pie design. Nevertheless, is a true work of art.

56. If you want a fiery impression, try a pie depicting a fire breathing dragon.

Even has some cheese and bacon on top. Yes, pies can look pretty awesome.

57. For a more beach picnic, this sea monster on ship pie is perfect.

Though you only see the sea monster’s tentacles. Then again, living on a wooden ship isn’t as glamorous as they make it out to be in the movies.

58. I’m sure you’ll be hooting for a pie like this.

Has a couple of owls on a perch. One is green and one is purple. So cute.

59. If you like Super Mario Brothers, you’ll like this mushroom pie.

Well, it’s not exactly Mario and Luigi. But I’m sure geeks will adore it.

60. There’s something ghostly about this pie.

Well, this is a great pie for Halloween. Though the ghost is nowhere near scary.

61. Never thought I’d see a centaur with a rainbow mane and tail.

Even has rainbows around the crust. But the centaur stands proud and tall.

62. Ewww, are those fingers?

Don’t worry, the fingers aren’t real. So the only one who should be disappointed is Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

63. With this pumpkin pie, you can track pi to hundreds of place.

Yes, the value of pi is certainly infinite. But don’t take my word for it. Just look around the crust.

64. A pierate always has to have a black crust.

Instead of a skull and cross bones, this one has a pie with crossed cutlery. Pretty clever if you think about it.

65. For a painted pie, this seems to have springly mood.

I think this is for Easter from what I can tell from the colors. But this is sure a very pretty picture.

66. Seems like there was a only room for a few pi digits on this crust.

Guess it has to do with the size of the numbers. But it’s certainly a mathematical blueberry.

67. Of course, you can have the pi constant iced.

Caption: “We celebrated Pi Day 24 hours late 😦 As the roll of the cosmic dice would have it, March 14 (3.14) is also Einstein’s birthday.
What’s not to love about that?”

68. A crust with swans is perfect for a summer night.

Well, swans are seen as graceful and romantic birds. But the pie sure is pretty.

69. Seems like this pie is a real enabler.

Of course, any crust would want you to eat more pie. Still, like how it has a fork.

70. Sometimes it all comes down to either live free or pie hard.

After all, you can’t serve a pie like this unless you have explosions everywhere. Like on the 4th of July.

71. How about a woven pie with braids?

Well, if you want braids and a weave, why not go with both? Then again, you can do worse.

72. For all you science types, does a Tesla pie suit you?

Even has Tesla with his death ray. About time the noted inventor receives his own pie tribute.

73. James Bond stars in his new movie Piefinger.

Well, a chocolate Oreo cream is perfect for this 007 tribute. Almost looks like the real theme.

74. Set phasers to blackberry and sugar rocks.

Because you can’t beat a pie going where no pie has gone before. Though I wouldn’t want to eat a Klingnon steak and kidney.

75. Hope this pie can bring a smile on your face.

Well, it’s a pie with a smiley face. Guaranteed to bring you joy on your saddest days. Then again, it might bring joy without the smile.

76. With strawberries and cherries, perhaps you might want to try some pinwheels.

If you added some blueberries, it would be perfect for the 4th of July. Still, the pinwheels are cute.

77. If you love pie, then you’ll adore this one of hearts.

I’m sure you can’t help but love these hearts on a cherry pie. So pretty.

78. This crust seems a bit leafy if you ask me.

Though I think it can do with a few flowers. But this doesn’t seem to look that bad among blueberries.

79. You can’t celebrate Pi Day without a pizza like this.

Helps if it’s in pepperoni. Though if you want to know how much you want to put on just multiply pi x radius x 2.

80. For playing D&D, I suppose you need a pie like this.

It’s a pie of a D&D dice. Yes, it appears difficult to make. But it’s said to take a top level wizard chef.

81. How about some flowers for your strawberry pie?

Well, it’s not what you’d see on a summer picnic. But it’s a lovely work of art.

82. With this apple pie, you’ll find a rose inside.

And as I said with the last rose apple pie, it’s golden brown. Though many might think it’s fit to put on a table.

83. If you’re Minnesota Vikings fan, you can’t beat a pie like this.

It has a Minnesota Vikings logo with a background of berries. I’m sure fans will eat it up.

84. With a pumpkin pie like this, you’d just want to gobble it up.

Even has a turkey on it. Perfect for a Thanksgiving dessert platter your family will treasure.

85. A snowflake pie will be just your taste for cold, snowy days.

Well, there are a few of these. But it seems more doable than the previous one I showed.

86. So I guess this is a cherry pie.

It says “Mon Cherry” a play on the French phrase “mon cherie.” And it even has cherries on it.

87. The fact pi is infinite is a textbook case.

And here is a textbook pie of pi. There’s even a layered crust to drive the point.

88. As we all know that a flag pie is as a American as well, pie.

It’s a cherry and blueberry pie. Though it doesn’t contain apples, it’s still quite American nonetheless.

89. A cherry Christmas pie should always have stenciled holly.

Sure nobody would have a pie like this on their Christmas table. But it sure looks lovely to behold.

90. An American pie like this is perfect for a patriotic picnic.

This one depicts a flag and the words, “God Bless America.” Around the edge you’d find part of a crown of thorns and a couple roses.

91. Heard of honey pie? How about a honey comb pie?

Even has a bee on it. So quaint and adorable in its own way.

92. A Thanksgiving berry pie should be one of turkeys and acorns.

Because if there are turkeys and acorns, it has to be for Thanksgiving. Though the filling doesn’t have to be pumpkin.

93. If they can’t have cake, then let them eat pie.

Well, you can say that for some people. Of course, whenever Agent J says, “You need pie,” he doesn’t just mean pie.

94. For some it’s either bros before hos or chicks before dicks. But for this person, it’s a different story entirely.

Someone must really like pie. Though if I was into piemakers, I’d go with the nice looking one who wakes the dead.

95. What’s better on a pumpkin pie than an actual pumpkin on it?

By the way, the pumpkin in the pumpkin pie isn’t really pumpkin. It’s butternut squash. Sorry.

96. There’s something batty about this pie.

Well, it has bats all over the apple filling. And they’re covered in yellow and purple sugar.

97. For this baker, pie is love.

As far as the person who made this is concerned. Like the hearts and doves.

98. On this blueberry pie, pi runs in so many places.

Well, it has pie numbers on the crust. Yes, Pi Day is a thing.

99. Nobody could resist a pie of BB8.

As anyone knows, BB8 is the droid from The Force Awakens. Yet, he’s so adorable.

100. For some, it seems to be eat pie, love.

It’s a play on a book called Eat, Pray, Love. But for some people, pie is a big part of their lives.

Hop Down the Bunny Trail for These Easter Treats (Third Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on March 4, 2017

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Now that the penitential season of Lent has begun, I can now move on to Easter. Yes, I know it’s not even Saint Patrick’s Day yet. But in previous years, I’ve done Easter posts as far back as February. Besides, it’s best that I start early so I can get as many views on Easter stuff as possible. Anyway, though Easter is widely considered a religious holiday denoting Jesus’s resurrection from the dead, we have a lot of spring motifs and pastel colors associated with it. When families get together, you can bet there will be some sort of dinner followed by a children’s egg hunt (though I’d prefer to listen to the concept album version of Andrew Lloyd Weber’s Jesus Christ Superstar). Nevertheless, such an Easter dinner usually consists of ham as a main course despite that Jesus and his disciples would’ve never eaten it during the Last Supper for the same reason Ben and Jerry won’t use bacon in their ice cream (even for a flavor honoring Ron Swanson for fans’ dismay). Nevertheless, as per tradition on this blog, I am sure to bring you some delectable delights for you and your family to enjoy. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another treasure trove of Easter treats.

Nothing says Easter like a candy coated bunny cake.

Though I guess the candy here is jelly beans mostly. Don’t really like the pea green here.

2. This Easter, serve your pancakes bunny side up.

Hey, at least it doesn’t have nearly as many calories as anything at IHOP. Nevertheless, this is adorable.

3. This Easter Bunny bento is surely a treat for your little chick.

Even has a bunny in an egg sandwich. Still, is that carrot even real?

4. You can always decorate your own hash brown fritter Easter egg.

At least hash browns are healthier than pancakes. Though I originally thought these were chocolate chip cookies.

5. With Reese’s, animal crackers, and M&M’s, you can make your own bunny egg car.

Make sure the M&M wheels all match. Nevertheless, a great activity for kids.

6. These chicks must’ve hatched all scrambled.

Well, they’re different from the other eggs I posted 2 years ago. These have pepper eyes and a blue egg shell.

7. When cupcakes are together, they make very pretty flowers.

I’m sure these are professionally made. But I really like the colors. So pretty.

8. You need a lot of peeps to make a sunflower cake.

But peel away the petals once you eat them. At least the seeds are made from chocolate chips though.

9. With these baskets, the Easter eggs come scrambled.

They’re actually deviled Easter basket eggs. So it’s no big deal. Though kind of disturbing if you think about it.

10. Didn’t see so much candy coming from a chocolate egg before.

This is a cake, by the way. And probably one you couldn’t afford. But it sure is a chocolate lover’s delight.

11. A bunny sandwich will surely put a smile on your face.

Well, it’s a lunchmeat bunny with American cheese. But at least it’s holding a few carrots.

12. Looks like this sandwich chick is happy to see you.

Though this cheesy chick will soon be eaten. But it’s all so adorable.

13. An Easter Bunny chicken pot pie will surely melt your heart.

So it’s a bunny pie with chicken in it. Yeah, sometimes these Easter treats can be ridiculous.

14. Wake up this Easter morning to some chickies on toast.

The chick toasts are covered in egg by the way. Yes, I know there are unfortunate implications.

15. If you want to throw a peeps party, then you’ll have to get a cake like this.

Of course, these sugary inedible marshmallows are just for show. Because eating them is disgusting.

16. Treat your Easter guests with these Rice Krispie treats.

Each one is in the shape of a spring or Easter motif. Love the purple butterflies.

17. Nothing delights kids like these Krispie chocolate Easter egg pops.

And I’m sure you can decorate them any way you please. After all, they’re Easter eggs.

18. A fluffy sheep cupcake won’t fleece you one bit.

I’m sure some may find these too adorable to eat. Because who doesn’t love sheep like these?

19. This bunny sandwich comes with a smile on its face.

Well, it’s a few sandwiches in a bento lunch. But at least it comes with a carrot.

20. A butterfly snack should always come with pretzel wings.

I don’t often see butterflies in Easter motifs. But since they’re part of spring, I’ll just add this snack.

21. An Easter cake should always have peeps and M&Ms.

But always remove the peeps before consumption. Because they’re inedible.

22. For dessert, sheep cookies with flowers always please.

Sure these are professionally made as you can tell by the detail. But you have to admire how peaceful they look.

23. For an Easter snack, this almond mix can’t be beat.

Each one’s covered to resemble a chick or an egg. But on any account, you’ll surely enjoy them.

24. Here we come to some peanut butter sandwich chicks hatching.

Well, these are cute. Love their eyes and beaks. Sure they may not look like chicks but these are clever.

25. How about some lady bug snacks?

The ladybugs are made from olives and cherry tomatoes. Above all, these are cute.

26. There’s nothing to a happy Easter like these cookies.

These even spell out, “Happy Easter.” Professionally made, but very charming if you ask me.

27. For lunch, how about a bite of this bunny sandwich?

This one is made from heart bun with ears added. Even has a face thanks to cheese, olives, and carrots.

28. There’s nothing better on Easter than a flower bouquet of cupcakes.

For some people, a bouquet of cupcakes would be even better. And they wouldn’t need to have flower designs either.

29. Speaking of cupcakes, these Easter ones will melt your heart for spring.

Includes bunnies, chicks, and eggs. Professionally made but perpetually adorable.

30. Don’t think the Easter Bunny is great hiding eggs on this cake.

Then again, with no trees, hills, and brush, there’s not much space to hide eggs. But the cake’s quite charming.

31. These bunnies are all peeking from their carrots.

Now those are interesting cookies. Never seen any like these. Still, carrots aren’t usually that big.

32. Your carrot patch cake should always have carrots in deep.

Because carrots are root vegetables. But love how the ground on this is chocolate.

33. If you like smores, then you’ll like this peep skillet treat.

Yes, I know it’s disgusting and you don’t need to remind me. But there are some people who can get a bit too creative with their food.

34. An Easter Bunny cookie pop is a springly delight like no other.

It’s even made to resemble a chocolate bunny on a stick. And there’s even a back view for the fluffy tail.

35. These bunny butt brownies always aim to please.

Yes, I know what you’re thinking. But at least they’re quite doable compared to some of these treats on this post.

36. For Easter lunch, settle down to a chick sandwich.

I had a similar bunny looking sandwich from last year. Still, it's one a kid would love to eat at the crack of dawn.

I had a similar bunny looking sandwich from 2 years ago. Still, it’s one a kid would love to eat at the crack of dawn.

37. On this cake, a chocolate egg has split itself open.

For the record, chocolate eggs usually don’t have anything in them. But the smaller eggs surely fit inside.

38. There’s something fruity about these rabbit ears.

Well, a fruit snack bunny doesn’t have much of a face. But it expresses its own kind of charm.

39. These fluffy bunny rolls make Easter dinner all worthwhile.

Unlike the other bunny rolls I showed 2 years ago, these have more apparent ears. But they’re nevertheless cute.

40. A peeps breakfast pizza is a great way to start your Easter morning.

This one contains egg, ham, and cheese. But unlike real peeps, you can actually eat this.

41. Don’t like bunnies? Then a bouquet cake will do just fine.

Yes, it’s another tear away cupcake cake of flowers. But they’re in different colors and have cupcake leaves.

42. Peanut butter Easter chicks are always a delight.

It even has rabbit ears and pretzel wings. You can even put it in a bag.

43. These nest eggs come especially hard boiled.

Well, this is quite original for a meal. However, the nest looks quite cheesy.

44. For Easter breakfast, you might want your bunny scrambled.

Well, this is an Easter Bunny eggs and bacon dish. But we all know where the eggs come from.

45. There’s nothing more springy than a daffodil dish of pasta.

Well, these certainly resemble daffodils among a background of pasta. Love this.

46. For Easter, grace your dessert platter with these cookie baskets.

They even have flowers and chicks inside them. And are in different colors and designs. There’s someone on Pinterest who does this. Forget the name.

47. For lunch, how about a ladybug on a daisy?

It’s more of an egg salad variety. But it’s nevertheless, a charming picture.

48. If you love peeps, these peep jello shots might appeal to you.

Bet you they’re supposed to look like ducks on the water. Anyway, it’s possible these contain alcohol so ask the host about it before consumption by anyone under 21.

49. What’s that bunny doing in that loaf of bread?

Relax, the bread was made that way. Though I don’t think the dark bunny part tastes like chocolate.

50. Now this bento lunch is especially flowery.

Each sandwich here has a different flower on it. And each flower is lovely in its own way.

51. Seems like these bunnies can’t resist the carrot patch.

Guess KitKat bar fencing isn’t 100% effective. Figures. Like the bunnies though.

52. Looks like these eggs sprouted feet.

These are Hatching Hard Boiled Eggs. The legs are made from carrots, by the way.

53. Deviled eggs are always best served as daisies.

These are deviled but they’ll smell fresh as a daisy. Then again, maybe not.

54. Each mini cheese ball sheep comes with its own cracker.

These little cheese ball sheep have olive features. Like their beady little eyes.

55. On Easter, a peeps garden trifle makes a tasty dessert.

Though I guess the most inedible thing here is the sugar coated marshmallow chick. But I like the pastel layers.

56. For fancy Easter parties, may I suggest these sugar cookies?

These are rather fancy sugar cookies of Easter eggs. Each is decorated in its own way that you can’t afford them.

57. A cupcake cookie bouquet will always do for a nice spring day.

Yes, this is another cupcake bouquet. But this one isn’t in a vase but flat. Still, love the flowers.

58. If you want bunny cake on the go, take some in an ice cream cone.

Each of these is covered in white icing with marshmallow ears. Above all, so adorable.

59. These flowery cookies always bring spring to the dessert platter.

Each one has its own unique color and design. Though they’re pretty much shaped the same way.

60. For my more pious viewers, a cross cake with flowers is always fitting for the Easter season.

Well, as a Catholic, I certainly don’t mind such cakes. But I love the pink and purple roses the best.

61. Brighten up your Easter with this butterfly bento lunch.

Well, it contains a butterfly sandwich. And everyone likes butterflies, don’t they?

62. Make your Easter a colorful occasion with some rainbow egg cookies.

I guess these ones are made from a roll you slice before placing them on a tray. Still, can’t complain about rainbow Easter eggs.

63. Start your Easter with some bunny pancakes.

And it’s even shaped like a traditional bunny cake. Though it has considerably less frills.

64. Carrots should always consist of a healthy lunch.

Though here the carrots are made of cheese. But at least the stems are made from broccoli.

65. If you love spring and Easter, try these flowery cookies.

Each one of these contains a lovely iced flower scene that could only come from a bakery. Nevertheless, these are surely beautiful.

66. A chick cheese ball is great for any appetizer platter.

The one I used on last year’s post had a smaller beak. But I’m sure its cuteness will melt your heart.

67. These lamb buns are undoubtedly fluffy.

However, these have a lot of small parts to them since they have woolen coats. Still, can’t complain.

68. Even the Easter Bunny couldn’t resist a veggie tray like this.

Notably since the baby carrots are arranged into a giant one. So you might want to keep him away.

69. Hope the chickens aren’t cooped up in this cookie coop.

It even has a ramp for the chickens to get in and out of. All in all, this is as clever as it is adorable.

70. You can make a bunny car with any hotdog.

Sure it might be for a kid’s lunch. But it’s nevertheless cute. Like the little smile on the bunny’s face.

71. This little chick is especially cheesy.

It is even on a tortilla with carrot and olive features. Still, you have to love this little guy.

72. Celebrate Easter this year with a serving of spring chick Easter salad.

This one consists of chicks walking on a ground of flowers. So cute.

73. Hope your bento lunch is of the garden variety.

Includes a course of spring flowers made from cheese and veggies. Still, they make a lovely bouquet.

74. You can never find a fancier Easter basket than you can see on this cake.

It is even filled with flowers and Easter eggs for you to see. Though I wouldn’t eat the handle.

75. Take care of yourself this Easter with some Easter Bunny salad.

Because shouldn’t your food bunnies be made from rabbit food? Keep it away from critters though.

76. For your Easter lunch, put your sandwich bread in a basket weave.

Never thought I’d see that before. Even has Easter eggs in it. And those chickens are so cute.

77. An Easter gingerbread house should never cease to amaze you.

And you thought gingerbread houses were just for Christmas. Nice that it has some chocolate Easter eggs among the pastel colors.

78. With this sheep’s fleece, it’s all macaroni.

Because a sheep’s fleece is always curly. Love how it has a cheese head with some veggies as the grass and sun.

79. Not using an Easter basket? Convert it to a veggie tray.

You can have it arrange in neat bunches so it would resemble eggs and flowers. There’s even a bunny dip tray to go with it.

80. This Easter empty tomb cake is one any Christian can rejoice for.

Though you won’t find Jesus on this cake. For he has risen. Check the tomb, please.

Erin Go Bragh with These Lucky Treats on Saint Patrick’s Day (Third Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on February 15, 2017

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After we’re done with pink hearts, love, and chocolates, it’s time for rainbows, green stuff, and all things Irish for Saint Patrick’s Day. Though seen primarily as a religious holiday in Ireland since March 17 honors the nation’s patron’s saint, many see it as a day to either express their Irish heritage and attend local parades or attend an Irish pub crawl. Or both if they’re over 21 years old. Then there’s the fact Americans like to commercialize everything and Saint Paddy’s Day is no exception. So if you’re from Ireland in the States at the moment, expect to see leprechauns and offensive Irish stereotypes along with cultural appropriation. And if you’re at Notre Dame, then may God have mercy on your soul since they have a leprechaun mascot. Seriously, despite the leprechaun mythology originating in Ireland (and rarely appearing in it), modern depictions are largely based on derogatory 19th century caricatures and Irish stereotypes. Let’s just say the 19th century was a very terrible time to be Irish. And most people living outside Ireland in the 21st century have absolutely no idea why the Irish find leprechauns imagery so freaking offensive. But Americans usually accept this because many of these leprechaun stuff nowadays have been perpetuated by Irish Americans. For instance, it was probably an Irish priest who decided that Notre Dame should be the Fightin’ Irish and have bruising leprechaun as their mascot. At any rate, it’s celebrated all over the world including places you wouldn’t expect like Russia or Japan since you won’t find many Irish people there. However, in Latin America, there was a historical figure named Bernardo O’Higgins. And it’s celebrated in more countries than in any other national festival. So for your reading pleasure, I give you yet another assortment of some lucky treats for Saint Paddy’s Day.

This veggie rainbow will lead you to a pot of goldfish crackers.

Sure it may be a bento lunch. But at least it’s rather healthy despite only including 4 colors.

2. Speaking of rainbows, these square cookies make a lucky dessert.

And you can tie them together with string. Won’t lead you to a pot of gold though.

3. Your St. Paddy’s Day lunch should always go with a shamrock pizza.

This one is for young children. But the leprechaun cookie seems rather cute.

4. These shamrock cookies express the colors of the Irish flag.

So if you’re proud and Irish, these would be perfect for your St. Patrick’s Day dessert platter. Though you wouldn’t find a 4-leaf clover among them.

5. Celebrate the luck of the Irish with these St. Patrick’s Day cookies.

Includes pot of gold, leprechaun hat, shamrocks, and a pint of beer. Not sure what the Irish would think of this.

6. A rainbow waffle pot of gold is part of a complete St. Patrick’s Day breakfast.

Includes scrambled eggs, fruit rainbow, and banana slices. At any rate, your kids would love it.

7. Top your St. Paddy’s party with a shamrock bread bowl of spinach dip.

I had this one since last year. But I couldn’t fit it on the installment. So here on the third edition it goes.

8. Lucky Charms marshmallows are great for rainbows.

However, I think this cookie must be quite large. You can’t fit that many marshmallows on one you can hold in your hand.

9. The leprechaun won’t see it coming with this trap cake.

Last year, I did a post on leprechaun traps. So I might as well include this cake in the mix this year.

10. Chocolate cream shamrocks always make a tasty treat.

Though they might seem like they’re made from molds. And perhaps give you green teeth for awhile.

11. Green up your Saint Patrick’s Day with some green chocolate chip cookies.

Yes, I know these look disgusting. But I hear they’re mint flavored. Don’t ask.

12. How about a rainbow cake that shows within its layers?

Okay, it doesn’t have much rainbow inside. But the icing layers make it clear.

13. Shamrock brownie bites make a great St. Paddy’s dessert.

Well, the shamrock is chocolate. But at least these are topped with green icing.

14. How about a shamrock in your bun?

Well, there you go. Not 4 leaves. But it’ll do just fine in the meantime.

15. These rainbow cookies are delightfully frosted.

Each one has a layer of icing with a cloud and 5 rainbow colors. Wish they include purple but there wasn’t much room.

16. Treat your guests this St. Patrick’s day with this shamrock veggie tray.

Includes cucumber slices, baby carrots, and cauliflower inside a shamrock made from peppers. Also uses green beans for a stem.

17. Speaking of veggie trays, this one has a shamrock of every shade of green.

Comprises of broccoli, celery, and cucumber slices. Surrounded by tomato slices and cherry tomatoes.

18. If you want to go simple, try this St. Patrick’s Day try for a start.

Includes a shamrock in the center for dip. Snacks include carrots, crackers, and cucumber slices.

19. Get lucky this St. Paddy’s Day with these rainbow jello slices.

Warning: These may contain alcohol and might not be consumed by anyone under 21. Consult your host first.

20. Nothing makes St. Patrick’s Day worthwhile than hamburgers with a green bun and cheese.

Okay, that’s utterly disgusting for God’s sake. Even on St. Patrick’s Day, I totally wouldn’t eat that.

21. These mini cupcakes will bring the luck of the Irish to any little leprechaun.

Each of them is decorated in its own way. And they’re all chocolate, too.

22. A rainbow snack tray will surely be more worthwhile than a pot of gold.

After all, you probably won’t find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. And if you do in Harry Potter, it won’t be worth it.

23. Chocolate shamrock cupcakes should come with a green cream filling.

Let me guess, the filling tastes like mint. Not sure how deep it is. But sure don’t want to make a mess.

24. Show your Irish pride this St. Patrick’s Day with this veggie tray.

This one is of the flag of Ireland including green beans, cauliflower, and carrots. Has the white dip in the middle.

25. Make your St. Patrick’s breakfast top of the morning with some shamrock pancakes.

Yes, I know green food is disgusting. But at least you’ll be lucky to have a pancake 4-leaf clover.

26. Grace your St. Paddy’s Day snack platter with this leprechaun cheese ball.

I don’t know about you. But this leprechaun looks kind of mean to me. Though nice how they used carrot shavings for a beard and a green pepper hat.

27. Any little leprechaun would be pleased with this shamrock bento lunch.

Includes green veggies and fruit of all kinds. Like the shamrock crackers and cheese though they may not be green.

28. Some shamrock pasta makes a wonderfully lucky meal on March 17.

Might also want to use pesto and cheese as well. By the way, the shamrock noodles might be from a store.

29. No platter of St. Patrick’s Day cookies could ever outshine these.

Includes shamrocks, rainbows, and leprechaun hats. Sure they may be professionally made. But they’re so well done I had to include them.

30. Nothing makes a better appetizer for Saint Patrick’s Day like shamrock sandwiches.

Each one comes in a different bread. Though the dark one might fall in the German pumpernickel area.

31. There should always be shamrocks on a steak and Guinness pie.

As you know, Guinness is an Irish beer. And as you see, the shamrocks are on the fragmented crust.

32. Rainbow donuts will always bring good luck.

But for your blood vessels, not so much. By the way, each of these is decorated with fruity pebbles.

33. Wake up this Saint Patrick’s Day morning to some shamrock breakfast casserole.

Probably contains eggs and is dyed green. But someone will enjoy it.

34. These jello shamrocks will bring you all the luck you need.

Each one has multiple layers of green as you see. But the 4 leaf clover ones are better or so I heard.

35. For Saint Patrick’s Day, you’d swear this bread came over the rainbow.

Well, I included rainbow bread before. But not in this neat and tighty fashion like this.

Well, I included rainbow bread before. But not in this neat and tidy fashion like this.

36. These shamrock pretzels are an ideal St. Patrick’s Day snack.

They also don’t look very hard to make either. Just some chocolate, pretzels, and green M&Ms.

37. A Saint Patrick’s Day lunch like this has 2 shamrock sandwiches.

Also, includes fruit to make a rainbow along with a mix. Still, this is adorable.

38. If you want to make thinks easier, make your shamrock cookies from a roll.

Just don’t make them the same roll if you want different color configurations. The sprinkles can come in later.

39. Top your St. Patrick’s Day dessert platter with some green velvet cake.

Wonder what green velvet cake tastes like. Then again, it might be better not to know.

40. A Saint Patrick’s Day lunch should have plenty of green.

Well, they certainly have the fruits and veggies covered. Like the shamrock sandwich.

41. For those who have refined tastes, a mint shamrock cheesecake will suit your fancy.

Might contain some chocolate drizzle like this which some might not like. Otherwise, feel free to try.

42. Irish brownie bombs are a chocolate lover’s delight.

Well, they may not have much green. But they do have shamrocks. so they count.

43. I’m sure you’ll find these St. Paddy’s Day cookies a colorful sight.

Well, at least they seem like anyone could make them. Though the fancy leprechaun gives it away that they’re from a bakery.

44. Green pasta should always be a staple for St. Patrick’s Day.

Well, this is in food coloring since it might be geared toward kids. So it’s kind of disgusting.

45. Green pancakes should always have whipped cream and Lucky Charms.

Okay, that is definitely not good for you. But is certainly in the spirit of the holiday.

46. This leprechaun hat cake comes with a rainbow inside.

Though you won’t find any gold in there. Not sure how you get the rainbow inside either.

47. For Saint Patrick’s Day, you might want to get the green gobs out for once.

Well, green velvet gobs anyway. Yes, they’re also called whoopie pies but I think the name is ridiculous.

48. These Saint Patrick’s Day cookies will show your love for the Irish.

Well, at least these are in lovely hearts and in green. So they’ll certainly delight.

49. A Saint Patrick’s Day cake should always be decorated with Lucky Charms.

Seems like you can use the cereal marshmallows a lot. Though not sure about what I think of this cake.

50. Wake up this St. Patrick’s Day morning to some rainbow French toast.

I think this might be from Martha Stewart. At any rate, at least it’s healthier than the sugary fairy bread from 2 years ago.

51. This pot of gold cake looks almost as if it was real.

Though the gold chocolate coins have an image of John F. Kennedy. Then again, he was Irish, but still.

52. Celebrate your St. Patrick’s Day morning with some rainbow waffles.

Well, they come in an array of colors. But not sure if you’d want to pick one of each. Better pick a color and stick with it.

53. Peanut butter sandwich leprechaun cookies have their own unique charm.

They’re also not that hard to decorate either and are great with kids. Except if they live in Ireland then they might be offended.

54. This Saint Patrick’s Day, you might want to make your own Lucky Charms marshmallows.

Well, it’s somehow possible since there’s something about it on Pinterest. But I’m not sure how it goes exactly.

55. A Saint Paddy’s Day cake like this has layers of green.

As you can see from the inside. Still, kind of looks a wee bit disgusting for some reason.

56. Cheesecake shamrocks always bring extra luck.

Doesn’t hurt if they’re in whorls of green either. Though I’m not a fan of green food by one bit.

57. These clover cookies can always satisfy on Saint Patrick’s Day.

Some of them even have 4 leaves as you can see. Though not sure if it’ll bring you luck though.

58. Beef and Guinness pot pie makes an authentic Irish dinner.

Okay, I might be getting into stereotypes here. But at least this one has a shamrock.

59. You can eat these St. Patrick’s Day cake balls straight from your hand.

Some are green and some have shamrocks on them. Either way, I hope there’s chocolate inside.

60. A fruit rainbow cake can always lead to a pot of gold.

Well, at least it’s healthier than some of the treats on the list. And that rainbow is quite original.

61. For a Saint Patrick’s Day breakfast, these pancake rainbows on a stick are one of a kind.

Well, at least they’re better than a full stack. And I’m sure kids will love them.

62. With these cupcakes, you’ll find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

Whether it means using Rolos and sour fruit roll ups. Still, these are quite creative if you ask me.

63. These lucky jello treats are in every shade of green.

Let’s hope these don’t have alcohol in them. Though it might not seem like it. But consult the host just to be safe.

64. Cool down this Saint Patrick’s Day with some rainbow popsicles.

Well, they may not be suited for March. Well, unless you live in places where it’s sweltering hot like Mexico.

65. Shamrock cookies like these have leaves of 3.

However, though they may seem pretty, they don’t resemble clover leaves. More like poison ivy leaves. Uh-oh.

66. Seems like you can really make a leprechaun with some assembly required.

All it takes is a leprechaun hat, a 4 leaf shamrock for the body, and a horsehoe for the legs. And try to keep them together as you can.

67. Shamrock cookies can come in a multitude of colors and patterns.

As you can see, these shamrocks are certainly professionally made. But they’re all in patterns consisting of green, yellow, and white.

68. A Saint Patrick’s Day cake should always be covered in gold and shamrocks.

Okay, this is from a bakery and might be used for a wedding. But what a wonderful cake it surely is.

69. For extra luck, this shamrock cake is green to its veins.

After all, shamrocks are plants which have veins where they photosynthesize energy. Okay, that’s getting a bit too scientific.

70. This leprechaun village cake wishes the best of luck.

And it’s decorated with Lucky Charms which isn’t surprising. Brought to you by Betty Crocker.

71. These pot of gold cupcakes each contain a golden coin.

Even has rainbow icing on top. Love how they’re chocolate, too.

72. These rainbow cookies have a hole in the center.

You might think they’re donuts. But they’re not and are certainly covered in icing.

73. Now this must be a St. Patrick’s Day cake from the world of Dr. Seuss.

Well, it’s in a rather distinctive style that evokes whimsy. Like the patterns of each tier.

74. Seems like the leprechaun dived head first in his pot of gold.

Well, at least someone’s having a good time. Though it might depict negative Irish stereotypes.

75. These leprechaun hats are simple and healthy Saint Patrick’s Day snack.

Well, they’re made from cucumbers and cheese. But they won’t take much effort.

76. It takes 2 metal pans for this rainbow appetizer tray.

Fruits and veggies make up the rainbow. Dip and cauliflower make up the clouds. Crackers consist of the gold in the plastic pot.

77. A Saint Patrick’s Day lunch should leave a colorful impression.

Includes a pot of gold with Cracker Jacks, a shamrock sandwich, and some celery. The fruit makes up the rainbow.

78. Show your little leprechaun the love this St. Patrick’s Day with this bento lunch.

Now this is quite adorable. Love what it says in cheese on the pepper rainbow salad.

79. A shamrock sandwich brings you the best of luck.

Well, each of these have green tops which look kind of disgusting. But I’m sure they’re safe to eat.

80. No kid could resist these leprechaun hats.

Yes, I had on leprechaun hats before. But these are in green with a gum drop at the front.

Be Mine With These Valentine’s Day Treats (Third Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on January 23, 2017

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Of course, we’re now on to Valentine’s Day or the time of year people celebrate love with hearts, flowers, candy, and pink stuff in February. Lots of pink stuff. But since I am a lowly blogger, I have to keep an audience though celebration considerably varies. Though retailers always seek to cash in since it’s the biggest moneymaker holiday between Christmas and Easter. Of course, exceptions are any place selling sport gear (since the Super Bowl happens around this time), the town of Punxatawney, Pennsylvania (for Groundhog Day), the city of New Orleans and most of Louisiana (for Mardi Gras), and alcohol distributors (for Saint Patrick’s Day). Now for the last two years, I’ve done posts on Valentine’s Day treats like in the dinner setting you see above which I’m sure it’s not a romantic dinner. How can I tell? Because despite the fine setting and candles, there are places for 6 people. But I’m sure couples spend time with each other and polyamory exists. Anyway, Valentine’s Day is also a time for parties for either couples in love or people looking for love (perhaps in all the wrong places). Not to mention, if you’re in elementary school, you have to participate in Valentine’s Day festivities such as bringing Valentines and treats for the class regardless of what you think about the holiday. So for your reading pleasure, I bring you another installment of Valentine’s Day treats.

These heart cookies come with their own flowers.

The flowers may be small. But each heart comes in red, white, or in a shade of pink.

2. There’s so much to love about these heart graham cracker sandwiches on a stick.

Some of these even have pink filling in them with chocolate. Though I hope the pink isn’t strawberry flavored because that combination tastes disgusting.

3. Like footprints, the love in these shoe cookies is always imprinted in one’s sole. I mean soul.

Sure they may look cute at one angle. However, they may suggest stomping on one’s love at another.

4. This Valentine heart cake is bursting with hearts and flowers.

I’m sure what’s sticking out of this cake isn’t edible. But it’s a stroke of genius.

5. Spread the love at your Valentine’s Day party with this hearty snack tray.

Includes, Ritz crackers, carrots, cucumbers, cheese, and salami. Because baloney is not appropriate for it’s a lunchmeat attached to a name that also means bullshit.

6. These Oreo cheescake hearts offer so much to love.

And both are topped with whipped cream. Though they kind of resemble cookies.

7. These Valentine’s Day roll cakes will find their way to your heart.

Though let’s keep cardiovascular disease out of this. But you have to love the white polka dots and heart.

8. If you want to please your loved one this Valentine’s Day, say it with cupcakes.

Well, this is a cute display. Like all the pink, red, and white hearts. Though these were probably made at a bakery.

9. Heart cookies don’t always have to be in pink, red, or white.

You can also find hearts in yellow, orange, green, blue, or purple. Lovely.

10. You can’t help but love these Rice Krispie treat heart mice.

Though you might not want to eat those ears. Those candy hearts are made from sugary chalk.

11. These Cupid kabobs are awfully fruity.

Well, at least they won’t cause much strain to your heart. But calling them “Cupid kabobs” not sure if the name has a ring to it.

12. These candy heart cake pops always send a lovely message.

And they probably taste better than the real chalk filled candy hearts that have Necco in business. Available in any color you want.

13. A heart cheese tray should come with two types of grapes.

However, whether to serve it with wine is optional. Though it might make you look French if you do.

14. You can say it with roses or rose strawberries.

Though at least they’re healthy. Though they may look like a poor imitation.

15. You can always serve your Valentine’s Day dinner with some heart shaped bread.

Not sure what they’re supposed to be sprinkled with. But I’d certainly eat them.

16. These candy heart cookies are full of surprises.

In that, they’re hollow and contain M&Ms in them. Also available in envelopes, too,

17. How about some heart shaped donuts with your coffee?

And you have to love the chocolate glaze and sprinkles. However, these can cause coronaries.

18. This pink heart Valentine’s cake comes with all the frills.

I’m sure it would go well on any Valentine’s Day party dessert platter. Just as long as it doesn’t clash with a male guest’s birthday.

19. Hope these custard hand pies find a way to your heart.

Though I don’t exactly mean literally in this case. Still, like the sprinkles and small hearts.

20. A Valentine’s Day cake should always be decked with roses.

Yet, the roses here are small and made of icing. Still, I think it’s so pretty.

21. If your sweetheart loves cookies and puzzles, I have just the thing.

Yes, it’s a cookie crossword puzzle for Valentine’s Day. Some have the squares. Others have clues.

22. These homemade pies are simply covered in hearts.

Though it’s possible their crusts were made from the same dough. Yet, each has a different filling.

23. With cookies like these, your Valentine’s Day is a fancy affair.

These were definitely made in a bakery. But yes, cookie decor can get that intricate.

24. Nobody could resist these chocolate bears.

Because each of these has a real big heat. Yes, they’re cookies but they’re so cute.

25. These mini pizzas make the perfect Valentine’s Day lunch.

And they don’t contain many toppings either. Because we’re talking about a small space.

26. In this bento lunch, your child will delight in these two lovebirds.

Sure they may be sandwiches with hearts on them. But they’re lovely just the same.

27. These cannoli cones have a real chocolate touch.

Yet, I’m sure they contain a lot of icing in them. Since they’re made from ice cream cones.

28. A bento like this contains 2 hearty sandwiches.

Okay, it looks like part of a clover. But still, this was made for Valentine’s Day. Includes a dessert of chalk hearts.

29. Impress your sweethearts with these homemade candy hearts.

However, these are sugar candy on paper. So they may not taste appealing.

30. Make your Valentine’s Day wonderful with a hearty ham sandwich.

The bread also comes pressed for some reason. Hope you enjoy.

31. Bacon hearts make a worthy side to a Valentine’s Day breakfast.

However, they may not be great on your arteries though. Since we all know that bacon should be used as a side for a reason.

32. This jello dish contains pink shades and strawberries.

Okay, it also has a lot of red in it, too. But at least the strawberry can be a heart shaped fruit when sliced.

33. Now you can pick your lipstick shade on a cupcake.

Though they’re not in shades most women usually use. Seriously, gold lips? Why?

34. Red velvet pancakes are always part of a complete Valentine’s Day breakfast.

Think of red velvet as the V-Day equivalent of pumpkin spice. Though it doesn’t enjoy the same reputation since it’s not ridiculous.

35. With red heart waffles you can make a stunning V-Day display at breakfast.

Hey, at least it’s not as bad as whatever they serve at IHOP. Though it does seem more like dessert in some way.

36. There’s so much to love about these strawberry hearts in this bento box.

The strawberries even have eyes and limbs. There are also heart treats and flowers.

37. A chocolate heart cake should always have the appropriate sprinkles.

I’m sure plenty of women would love a cake like this from their significant other. Love the chocolate icing.

38. For Valentine’s Day, you might enjoy chocolate cookies with glittery hearts.

Not sure where they’d have glitter sprinkles. But hey, I’d take them.

39. On a white heart cake, be sure to have pink flowers.

Though I’m not sure whether these are fake or made from icing. Still, gives a nice touch.

40. You can’t find anything not to love about these love bug cupcakes.

At any rate, these are a great treat idea for kids. After all, they’re simply adorable.

41. Treat yourself this Valentine’s Day to some hearty salad.

However, I’m not sure if this one contains a lot of vegetables. But it has a vinaigrette dressing.

42. For Valentine’s Day, you can’t have a candle dinner without some heart ravioli.

Yes, I had on heart ravioli before. But it wasn’t served in sauce like this.

43. Spread the love on Valentine’s Day with these heart-shaped buns.

I’m sure they won’t be heard to make. Though you may not help but adore them.

44. This cake roll has chocolate hearts all over it.

Yes, it’s another cake roll. But this one is pink with chocolate hearts. And it has a darker pink heart in the center.

45. For Valentine’s Day, your sweetheart might want a fruit breakfast like this.

It’s proof that your loved one cares not about how you feel but also your health. Then again, it may depend.

46. For your Valentine’s Day breakfast, treat yourself to some pancake hearts.

These have hearts in them. Some of them are red as you see here.

47. A candy heart cheese cake is just the thing for Valentine’s Day.

Still, however it tastes, it’ll probably be better than the candies that inspired it. Seriously, those candies taste like chalk.

48. A Valentine’s Day cake should always be covered in red roses.

Not sure if the roses are fake or made from icing. But I really love this beautiful cake.

49. This large cookie heart proves that love can take all forms even chocolate chip.

And what’s better than a chocolate chip heart cookie? Not much as far as I know.

50. These XO pancakes are all kisses and hugs.

Still, nobody uses X’s and O’s anymore than for V-Day. Mostly because we have emojis.

51. Grace your appetizer platter this Valentine’s Day with some arrow snacks.

Consist of cheese and cherry tomatoes in a toothpick. So they’re easy to make with little trouble.

52. Now this is the kind of V-Day breakfast in bed.

This one consist of muffins, a donut, a pancake, and raspberries. But it all spells, “Love.”

53. For healthier options a V-Day veggie pizza will do.

And consist of vegetables it does. I’m sure your heart will thank you for not going with pepperoni.

54. There’s nothing romantic on Valentine’s Day like a spaghetti dinner.

This is especially when it’s shaped in a heart. Might want to put some Parmesan on that though.

55. For Valentine’s Day a hotdog dish of mac and cheese is served with love.

Well, this was made with one hotdog for the heart. But I bet this dish doesn’t do wonders for the arteries.

56. This pasta dish is served with alfredo and red peppers.

And the red peppers are in hearts. Yes, this is quite lovely and creative.

57. Children will delight in this Cupid pig sandwich.

Well, that’s a creative spin on the Greek god of love. Still, it’s adorable and original.

58. These rose mini cupcakes almost resemble the real flowers.

Well, to a point, anyway. But I love how these were made. Makes me wonder how these icing roses were possible.

59. These Valentine’s Day heart cookies come with wings.

Well, some hearts do come with them on V-Day. Nevertheless, wouldn’t mind having them at a party.

60. Grace your dessert platter this Valentine’s Day with this chocolate pudding heart cake.

And it sure looks incredibly tempting. Must resist now.

61. These nutter butter owl Valentine cookies are surely a hoot.

Yes, I know owls don’t have much to do with V-Day. But these owls are so irresistible.

62. A V-Day cake like this is decked with flowers on the edges.

And they’re not roses. Kind of has a spring feel to it if you ask me.

63. These love bug marshmallow cookies will get under your skin.

Yes, they resemble ladybugs and have hearts on their backs. Adorable.

64. No one could resist the allure of these chocolate cupcakes.

Now these have candy hearts I actually like. Because it’s almost impossible not to like chocolate.

65. These peanut butter Valentine cookies make a tasty treat on a cold day.

Well, at least they seem doable. Though they’re not too flashy.

66. You can’t have Valentine’s Day without these love bug Oreo truffles.

Well, they don’t exactly look like bugs. But they’re pretty adorable that you wouldn’t care.

67. Speaking of truffles, check out this truffle topped heart cake.

I’m sure this will be really hard to resist. Still, is that what truffles really look like?

68. You can’t go wrong on Valentine’s Day with a candy cane heart cake.

Not sure if those candy canes were left over from Christmas though. Then again, I’ll allow it.

69. How about a cupcake with a chocolate rose?

Yes, it’s probably professionally made. But the detail is so unreal that you’d wonder whether it’s edible.

70. Instead of heart cookies, how about heart cookie pieces?

On one hand, this is a creative and original idea. On the other hand, it might come a bit off as stalkerish to say the least.

71. Even the smallest hearts can be just as sweet.

These are Valentine’s Day mini cookies. And they’re all in red, white, as well as shades of pink.

72. Chocolate lovers everywhere would enjoy these ganache heart tartlets on V-Day.

Each one has small hearts of a variety of different colors, too. Love these.

73. Instead of candy hearts, these cookies will be just fine for your sweetheart.

Each one of these has their own sayings. I’m sure plenty would want their significant others to make them.

74. These V-Day candy cake pops are better than a box of chocolates.

Because you probably know what you’re going to get from them. With real chocolates, it’s more complicated.

75. Pancakes on V-Day can always come from the heart.

Yes, I have V-Day pancakes again. But they’re done in a different style than the others.

76. Show your loved ones you care on Valentine’s Day with these heart pockets.

They’re homemade hot pockets. Not sure if every bite in them is a different temperature though.

77. Seems like there’s something special in that bento lunch.

Still, I surely hope the sandwich isn’t full of baloney. Then again, I’m not talking about the lunch meat here.

78. This Valentine’s Day, have a hand in your heart.

Well, they’re hand cookies with hearts in them. And they’re in different colors to illustrate diversity.

79. A Valentine’s Day cake like this is jammed packed with all kinds of hearts.

Well, they have red, white, and chocolate. And they seemed to be made from pretzels as far as I know.

80. These chocolate bear cupcakes will make your heart melt.

They have Ree’s minicup heads and hands of chocolate icing. Nevertheless, they’re just adorable.

Make a Wish and Blow Out the Candles with These Birthday Party Cakes (Third Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on January 5, 2017

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Next Friday will be my 27th birthday so I decide to commemorate the occasion with an assortment of weird looking cakes you’d find at the store, courtesy of Cake Wrecks. Sure I’ve done such post twice before during this time of year. Yet, there’s not a lot I can do for January though I can at least rejoice the fact that I can celebrate it while Obama is still president. Since the day that will infamy will only occur the Friday after of which I plan to dedicate the occasion by not watching my country being desecrated on national television. Anyway, bakeries and stores make a ton of money on birthday cakes since people have them all year round. And we usually expect that when we get a cake, it’d be decorated to our specifications. However, given that a site like Cake Wrecks exists, this isn’t always the case. Thus, it’s possible that people may celebrate birthdays featuring a cake that might not be up to snuff to what you ordered. But sometimes you have to make the best of the situation. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of professional birthday cakes gone wrong. These are provided by the courtesy of Cake Wrecks and many may not be safe for work.

Man, what the hell’s going on with Cinderella?

"So you tell me you'd help me get to the ball? Then why the hell weren't you there for me when my dad died, you fairy god bitch?" I'm just improvising here.

“So you tell me you’d help me get to the ball? Then why the hell weren’t you there for me when my dad died, you fairy god bitch? You should’ve enchanted child services, for God’s sake.” I’m just improvising here.

2. Just a plain happy birthday with no frilly crap will do.

Well, it seems like the recipient got their wish. Though some decorator doesn’t seem to follow directions.

3. Guess Ann wanted a Vincent Van Gogh birthday party theme.

But a cake of a severed ear? I think one of Van Gogh’s paintings would’ve been more appropriate.

4. Though decorators can be great at taking directions, they don’t necessarily follow them.

This person requested some words in yellow and some in green. But not in the colors they are.

5. That moment when you can’t decide to go with a forest or circus theme.

I don’t know about you. But I’d stick with the forest theme. Because let’s face it, clowns are creepy.

6. Seems like Tinkerbell isn’t too pleased at the moment.

Doesn’t help that her hips are unusually thick in her proportion to her body. Maybe her crankiness makes perfect sense.

7. Why, Yoda, that’s a rather large uh, lightsaber you have there.

All too happy, Yoda seems. Suspect compensating for something, Yoda may. Want to know, I may not.

8. Apparently, turning 4o might make you think you’re being dragged to your grave.

Sorry, but while 40 may mean you’re middle aged, it doesn’t mean you’re being dragged to your grave. Still, this is disturbing.

9. A Disney Princess cake is truly a little girl’s dream.

Though how these women are drawn is utterly atrocious. Seriously, Cinderella, Ariel, and Snow White don’t look like that.

10. A Big Bird cake can always delight a small child. Hope nothing goes wrong with that.

Now this looks very freaky. Here we have Big Bird’s feet and wings along with a head that denotes he might’ve been on drugs before being dismembered.

11. Hope this kid enjoys his 6th birthday.

Just don’t mind that whoever decorated this cake can’t count. Because there are 8 candles which is more than there should be.

12. If you’re 40, get used to Viagra and adult diapers.

No, 40 isn’t old for the love of God. Seriously, since when did 40 get associated with aging?

13. I’m afraid Megan wanted a different kind of beach cake for her 14th birthday.

It’s well stated that she wanted a blue anchor not flip flops. The decorator only wrote it down.

14. Not sure if this cake gives you a hot heart of burning love.

For some reason Elvis looks like an angry vampire. Or like Wolverine. Not sure which.

15. Every little girl should have a cake of Darth Vader riding My Little Pony.

After all, who wouldn’t want to rule the galaxy with an iron fist while riding on a pink horse over the rainbow? Still, this is hilarious.

16. Man, Karen must be really old.

As a history major, I don’t think Karen was a popular name in the 1600s. Then again, this is probably a fluke and Karen is actually 40. Kind of disappointing because I would’ve loved to ask her to recollect her experience of being at Plymouth Rock.

17. I don’t think the 5oth was supposed to go in the sky. But the flag might’ve been too small.

Yeah, someone didn’t follow directions despite writing them on the cake. But by then it was too late.

18. Some child must really love Jurassic Park.

Okay, that T-Rex is giving me nightmares at the moment. Seriously, this is for a child? God, the cake looks like it’s to eat somebody.

19. Just happy birthday, is that supposed to be Anus?

Sometimes you can’t always tell what’s being said in cursive. But the last part sounds disgusting to me and is surely a typo.

20. A birthday cake with stars and balloons is always safe. Nothing can go wrong with that.

And remember, kids, only one of these sperm will fertilize the egg which results in conception. So that’s how sex results in reproduction.

21. Elmo is always perfect for a child’s first birthday.

Unfortunately, Elmo has come out of his slumber to haunt the world with his noxious desire for tickles and evil laughter. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

22. Uh, I don’t think it’s supposed to be Vivian’s butt day.

Wonder why nobody got to the bottom of this silent but deadly misspelling. Guess the decorator was being a real asshole.

23. Nothing makes a great cake for a boy like a forest scene.

Jesus Christ, a forest fire cake? Of course, the buck is only waiting for the certain death that'll await him as he's consumed by the raging flames.

Jesus Christ, a forest fire cake? Of course, the buck is only waiting for the sweet release of certain death that’ll await him as he’s consumed by the raging flames.

24. If you’re a basketball fan, just remember that though a court cake might be cheap and simple, it’s usually not a good idea.

Not sure which part of the court the ball's in at the moment. But both sides seem to be quite firm about it.

Not sure which part of the court the ball’s in at the moment. But both sides seem to be quite firmly erect about it. Then again, this is a very inappropriate cake for a 10-year-old boy.

25. I’m sure whoever receives this Red Sox cake will be greatly disappointed.

I know that’s supposed to be the Red Sox logo. But it’s in disgusting snot green. Must’ve been done by a Yankees fan.

26. There always has to be a resident smartass and bakeries are no exception.

Well, at least whoever decorated it is honest. Still, this would be a perfect cake for Sheldon Cooper.

27. I’m afraid Helen isn’t going to be happy about this.

Yeah, including Hell won’t give you brownie points. The decorator must have something against the third or is not sure how to spell.

28. Happy Birthday but that doesn’t mean you’re special.

Yes, we already know we’re not special. But one’s birthday isn’t a time to be reminded of that.

29. Of course, any young girl would love a Little Mermaid cake.

I don’t know about you. But Ariel’s face really doesn’t look right here. Not sure why though it’s freaking me out.

30. Why so serious? Dominic is 4.

Okay, I’m not against having a Batman cake for a young boy. However, I don’t think a Dark Knight Joker cake for a 4 year old is appropriate. I mean the movie is rated R.

31. Happy 40th Birthday Jess, I mean Jeff.

I put a cake on my birthday post last year with the same mistake. But it was the other way around. Still, since I have 2 uncle Jeffs, I could see this happen.

32. A Minnie cake is always a safe bet for a girl’s first birthday.

Minnie, are you okay? You don’t look like yourself. Are you and Mickey having problems?

33. Here’s all to the November birthdays from the ER.

Yeah, we all know what ER stands for. Nobody needs to explain it.

34. Maybe having a 2nd quinciera at 30 was a bad idea.

Apparently, someone didn’t know how to spell the word. So they just wrote how it sounded to them.

35. Okay, this birthday message is a bit morbid.

I think it’s supposed to be Beth and Libby. But you can see where they went wrong with that.

36. For a baby’s party, a monkey cake is always delightful.

However, this monkey cake is downright freaky and nightmarish. Not something you’d want for a kid’s birthday.

37.A rainbow cake is always great for a young girl’s birthday. Hope nothing’s wrong with that.

Excuse me, but those blots of clown icing look like turds to me. It’s like no matter where you go in the rainbow, you’ll always find shit at both ends. Kind of a depressing message to say the least.

38. When you have to order a cake for a person you don’t care fore.

Well, at least they’re being honest. It’s kind of hard to put it more politely sometimes. Hope it’s not for their boss.

39. Perhaps you can make 40 look bigger for more emphasis.

Not sure if Kim’s going to like that. Still, it would’ve been acceptable if it weren’t for the unfortunate addition.

40. I’m afraid that someone put the writing when the cake was upside down.

Sure it would’ve looked great if it weren’t for the peace signs being upside down. Not sure what that stands for exactly.

41. Please don’t cry, Tilly, it’s just a strange looking flower.

Though it does kind of resemble a flattened turtle with its insides coming out. Yes, it's gross.

Though it does kind of resemble a flattened turtle with its insides oozing out in all directions. Yes, it’s gross.

42. Uh, I think that’s what they wanted the cake to look like. Not the picture to put on it.

Someone doesn’t seem to follow directions, do they? Still, some kid will be disappointed on his big day.

43. There’s nothing more appropriate for an 11-year-old girl’s birthday than a broken shoe?

Then again, these cakes must be hard to make. But I’m positive it looks broken and very tacky.

44. Now that’s an interesting gorilla cake for a 3-year-old.

I don’t know about you, but from how the fruit’s being held, I don’t think this is an appropriate cake for children. I mean it seems to suggest something highly suggestive.

45. We wish you a happy birthday as we present you a cake allowing you to contemplate the inevitability of your own mortality.

Yes, we all die in the end. But that doesn’t mean you should have a dug out grave and casket on a birthday cake. Seriously, why?

46. Nothing makes a Star Wars birthday worthwhile than a cake of Chewie’s head.

This is kind of demented if you think about it. Also, that doesn’t really look like Chewbacca. More like some brown shaggy dog with depression.

47. Nothing says you’re shit like a poop cake for your birthday.

Even more disgusting that it has flies in it. Yes, someone must have a very sick sense of humor.

48. When featuring a photo on a cake, make sure it’s flattering.

I’m not sure what the hell they were thinking when it came to depicting the birthday boy in a speedo. That’s just embarrassing and insane.

49. As we all know, 60 is a time when women have to put their big girl panties on.

And by that, we mean Depends. You know the adult diapers for people with bladder control problems.

50. When it comes to age, some decorators don’t understand what numerical terms translate into.

This cake has a 1/4 of a century which means it should be for a 25-year-old. But the candles say 75.

51. For some reason, I’m not sure if this cake could even pass health codes before consumption.

So what are those black things on the cake? Fleas? Droppings? Please let them be sprinkles for God’s sake.

52. Just a cake with balloons and crap.

How about a cake with roses instead? Because that’s just what they’re getting.

53. For some reason, this decorator doesn’t understand the laws of physics in relation to gymnastics.

Because such balance beam image seems to defy gravity. My guess is that it’s upside down.

54. Now I don’t think any parent would object to this Dora the Explorer cake.

Okay, I was wrong. Uh, either Dora has a severe weight problem or she’s 9 months pregnant. And I’m hoping she has a severe weight problem because I don’t want to think about the latter.

55. As we all know everything goes to crap after 40.

Interesting image for a depressing metaphor. Not sure if everything goes to crap after 40 as long as you take good care of yourself. Still, this is gross.

56. So I guess this is a cake you give to a psychokiller.

Look, I understand that certain shows have their fans. But this cake is utterly disturbing, especially with a dismembered Barbie. Good God.

57. Back when I was in high school, Hannah Montana was a real craze among preteen girls.

However, this cake doesn’t get Miley Cyrus’s proportions right. And the rest of her comes off very cartoonish.

58. A baseball cake is always a great for a boy’s birthday.

Though looking at this cake, some may not have the balls to know admit that the bat sports a very stiff wood. Seriously, perhaps a baseball diamond might be more appropriate?

Though looking at this cake, some may not have the balls to know admit that the bat sports a very hard wood. Seriously, perhaps a baseball diamond might be more appropriate?

59. On second thought, Vicky’s birthday is a few months from now.

At any rate, don’t expect Vicky to react to this well. She might be very upset.

60. Happy Birthday, Tina, here’s a cake of a run over raccoon.

Now this is disgusting. Seriously, a roadkill cake? Why the fuck would anyone want that for their birthday? What the fuck?

61. A Cabbage Patch kid makes a great 1st birthday cake.

But a Cabbage Patch kid’s head on a stump? Oh, God no!

62. Happy Birthday and I give my regards.

I guess someone didn’t follow directions to the letter. Also, those babies on carrots are freaky.

63. Any woman would only dream to have a birthday cake of some weird celebrity.

Not sure who that’s supposed to be. But I strongly think it’s a joke.

64. Of course, teenagers don’t like being embarrassed by their parents.

Yeah, you don’t want to remind a kid to wear underwear on their birthday cake. That’s not the time and place for that.

65. You can always count on a butterfly cake to make things right on birthdays.

Though I’m not so sure about this one. Since it makes me feel kind of sad if you ask me.

66. So how is this supposed to be a dolphin again?

Because to me it looks like a smiling turd in the water. Disgusting.

67. I’m sure a dog cake will find a way to your heart.

For some reason, this dog doesn’t look happy. Must be the pain of having candles stuck on its back.

68. Is that supposed to be a dolphin? Because it sure as hell doesn’t look like it.

The fins don’t even look right on this for God’s sake. Seems more like a weird penguin creature from outer space.

69. A 10 year old girl always enjoys a microphone cake if she has singing aspirations.

For the love of God, please let this be a microphone. Because this really seems to resemble a toy mommy and daddy use that the kids aren’t supposed to see.

70. Since Lisa likes to shop, it’s only fair she had a cake like this.

Still, this cake doesn’t send great connotations to women as materialistic fiends. Because not every woman likes to shop (I don’t).

71. Happy Birthday, beautiful, according to your self-delusion.

Now that doesn’t sound very nice. Sure we’re self-deluded in our looks to some extent. But that doesn’t mean we should put it on a birthday cake.

72. So is this for a birthday or a bachelorette party?

Yes, I know this is inappropriate. But given the unintentionally phallic shaped birthday cakes, I thought I could include this without much outcry. Still, this isn’t a cake to have in front of the kids. Also, if you’re a woman, what does a cake like this suggest about you?

73. I’m afraid Trudi may have to cope with being disappointed.

Yeah, nobody likes to be called Turdi. They may think she’s all full of crap.

74. If your mom’s turning 50, this is probably not the cake to give her.

Basically it’s saying that now that her youth is over, prepare for the inevitability of death. Nice touching message.

75. Does that rocket have feet or is it just its thrusters?

Because those look like feet to me. And I think that doesn't make the rocket look right.

Because those look like feet to me. And I think that doesn’t make the triangle rocket look right.

76. Happy Birthday and never forget.

Sorry, but a 9/11 cake is really offensive and dishonorable to the memories of those who died in the attacks. Not to mention, the people who still have health problems over it. For God’s sake this is wrong on so many levels. Seriously, why the hell does this cake exist? What the hell is wrong with people?

77. Go ahead, tell him how you really feel about him on his birthday.

But at least the tool theme is fitting. Though not sure if you should nail it in.

78. Of course, a woman always wants some special treatment on her birthday.

Not sure about a cake of Ken on a fur rug. I mean that’s just freaky. Sorry, but it doesn’t have the same effect in icing and plastic.

79. Seems like River is a big fan of Batman and Robin.

From Cake Wrecks: “I’m not sure if “River” is the birthday person’s name, or if – in the tradition of Wreckerators everywhere – the decorator just labeled the cake what it’s supposed to look like. If that’s the case, then s/he must have meant “cascading river of blood, cement, and mold”. But, you know, that probably wouldn’t have fit.”

80. They always say that a lightsaber cake is among the coolest.

But I sense a real disturbance in the Force with this one. But it’s said to have a real Jedi Master’s vibe so to speak. But it’s not good in the cold. Take note padawans.

Touchdown with These Super Bowl Sunday Party Treats (Third Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on January 3, 2017

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Now that we’re in the new year, early January shall kick off to NFL playoff season in which teams compete for each other to get to the Super Bowl in February. In America, Super Bowl Sunday is sort of like a holiday when people around the country watch 2 teams play for the coveted Vince Lombardi trophy. Though the teams playing are usually not theirs, especially if they live in Cleveland (though the real Cleveland Browns did win 2 but only after getting out of the city and changing their name to the Baltimore Ravens). However, I usually don’t watch the Super Bowl unless the Steelers are playing. And that’s basically because I have to being from Southwestern Pennsylvania. And God help my dad if it’s a Super Bowl between the Dallas Cowboys and the New England Patriots. Anyway, as I’ve said before over the years, people usually have parties that consist of fare that would make nutritionists shudder in dread like burgers, hotdogs, wings, and the like. And there’s plenty of advertising around the Super Bowl as well. Now once again, I invite you to another treasure trove of delectable Super Bowl goodies for the playoff season.

You can always delight in the Super Bowl festivities with this New York Giant dish.

I’m not sure what this is supposed to be. Could be any number of things like casserole, lasagna, or dip.

2. I’m sure anyone in Wisconsin would find this platter fitting.

Yes, this is a Green Bay Packer snack tray. Oddly fitting since their team’s name is derived by food packers. Yet, I think it would be more suitable if the G was in cheese.

3. This snackadium has all you need when the Seahawks square off with the Broncos.

I think the Seahawks won that year. Still, they get cheese while Denver has to settle for refried beans.

4. Help yourself to this Green Bay Packer cheesecake.

I’m not sure if it’s a real cheesecake. But it’s shaped like a cheese to any Packer fan’s delight.

5. When Pittsburgh’s going to the Super Bowl, you can’t do without this cake.

This one has Big Ben and Troy Polamalu’s numbers. Too bad Polamalu isn’t on the team anymore.

6. These Oreo cookie helmet balls are a real game day delight.

Each of these even has a number on it along with a pretzel visor. Not sure what teams they’re supposed to be.

7. May your football dip be of peanut butter and bacon.

To be honest, peanut butter and bacon make for a disgusting combination. But it seems to work for the aesthetics.

8. A football snackadium should have a little of everything.

This one even has a bacon weave. Still, I’m sure half of the stuff in here isn’t good for you.

9. Savor the playoff season with these football donut holes.

I’m guessing these are all chocolate. Not sure why they have donut holes.

10. Any fan of the Indianapolis Colts would want a cake like this.

And Colts fans should be thankful that they’ve won a Super Bowl so I could include this. Sure it was a long time ago, but that’s beside the point.

11. Any Patriots fan would delight in a cake with Tom Brady’s jersey.

Yet, this doesn’t mean I’ll mock the team for their scandals. Because that’s not happening.

12. A New Orleans Saints cake is all decked with black and gold.

Though it’s in a different golden shade. Another team who won the Super Bowl in years back.

13. Hope New Yorkers can help themselves to this Giants pizza.

However, if you choose to consume it, you shouldn’t eat your slice with cutlery. Because New Yorkers see it as uncivilized behavior, according to Jon Stewart.

14. This Super Bowl cake has a rather desert style.

Guess that Super Bowl game was played in Arizona. The cactus explains it all. Love the sunset.

15. If you’re into red and blue but don’t like the Patriots, these Giants cupcakes should suffice.

Helps that the Giants beat New England both times. Also, that the cupcakes have blue filling.

16. For gridiron fun, this cookie cake is a real winner.

Yes, it’s clearly used as a birthday cake. But it’s very easy to decorate if you get my drift.

17. These football party bites are a real Super Bowl treat.

These consists of ground meat on top of a bun covered in cheese and ketchup. Hope you can stomach that.

18. This football cake is iced and ready for game day.

Doesn’t hurt that it’s on a serving tee. Hope it’s chocolate on the inside.

19. Your Super Bowl will be great with these New York Giants helmet cake pops.

Are the Giants even in the playoffs this year? Then again, it doesn’t matter. Still, they’re also blue on the inside.

20. Speaking of cake pops, those of the 49ers are sprinkled with gold.

Though San Francisco didn’t make Super Bowl gold that year. Because they lost to the Ravens.

21. How about some football sandwiches on pumpernickel bread?

Those seem like they can give you a heart attack. At least when you look at the filling.

22. These football eggs come especially hard boiled.

They’re also dyed brown and stuffed with cheese. Make great appetizers.

23. Nobody could resist these footballs of brownie and nutella.

You’d almost think people would want to use these to set up for a trap. Because nutella is seen as a gateway substance.

24. So I guess this is a snackadium for health nuts and cocktail parties?

Then again, snackadiums aren’t great platters with good health options. But this one ain’t too bad.

25. This Green Bay Packers cake is pure gridiron green.

It’s even a cheesecake, too. Still, you have to admire the ingenuity of Packers fans.

26. These football ham sandwiches make a great big game lunch.

Each one contains ham, cheese, lettuce, and tomato. Great for tailgate parties and playoff games.

27. Deflate cake is perfect for hate watching the Patriots.

Sorry, Patriots fans, but I had to include at least one deflate cake on here. And this one really seems to have all the air gone out as Brady would’ve wanted.

28. Those in Seattle who eat healthy should always rejoice with a Seahawk fruit tray.

Consists of white grapes, banana, kiwi, and blueberries. Because they have to go by team colors, people.

29. Foods in the snackadium should be bordered by Twinkies.

Now this one consists of dip and not many healthy snack options. Still, it works.

30. A Green Bay Packers fan’s 7 layer dip should always have green on top.

Thankfully, there are plenty of green foots that can fit the bill. On here are guacamole, cilantro, and peppers.

31. Behold, a bacon Vince Lombardi trophy.

I don’t know why anyone would do this. But I’m sure you wouldn’t want to eat it and any rate.

32. This Super Bowl, make this football meatloaf your main course.

After all, you can’t make a football from steak. Has some ketchup and cheese.

33. Never imagined a snackadium with penguins and mini umbrellas before.

So I guess they’re either rooting for the Saints or the Colts. Still, this is quite original that I couldn’t leave it out.

34. Keylime pie is always appropriate for the Super Bowl if the Seattle Seahawks are in it.

Not sure who 12 is supposed to be on the team. But at least it has the Seahawk colors.

35. This snackadium comes with its own parking lot.

This one has cars made from candy bars. All in all, this is cute.

36. Celebrate the Steelers taking on the Packers with these sugar cookies.

Of course, we all know how that went down. But at least Steelers fans weren’t as upset than their 1996 loss to the Cowboys.

37. Fans of the Denver Broncos would delight in these Rice Krispie jerseys.

To be fair, there are such jersey’s for different teams. But I decided to go with Denver because I didn’t have anything pertaining to them yet.

38. This Steelers cake was made for a Super Bowl champion.

This one is for a birthday. But I like it much better than the one I showed previously.

39. No Carolina Panther fan could ever resist this cake.

Sure Carolina hasn't one a Super Bowl yet. But they did play in it twice. So they count.

Sure Carolina hasn’t won a Super Bowl yet. But they did play in it twice. So they count.

40. Show your Broncos spirit with this cake.

Well, someone must be a big Broncos fan. Yet, I do think the lettering is quite charming.

41. These Seahawks bites make for a rather tasty treat.

Though that’s not the greatest rendition of their logo. But these are quite creative.

42. Any Panthers would wish to see Cam Newton as No. 1.

Yes, this is a Cam Newton jersey cake. Still, at least his team lost to the Broncos.

43. You can always jell with New York Giants jello.

Because when the Patriots make the Super Bowl, there’s only one time that can stop them. Believe me, seeing them beat the Patriots was quite satisfying.

44. Steelers fans might want to take a bite out of these cupcakes.

These cupcakes feature players from the team. Like the Polamalu one the best.

45. Any Ravens fan would delight in cupcakes like these.

Includes Ray Rice and Ray Lewis. You know the guy who beat his wife and the other guy who’s alleged to have murdered 2 people.

46. This snackadium features a lunch time selection.

Hey at least it has a veggie selection. That’s got to score brownie points.

47. These football cupcakes scream for the New England Patriots.

Each of them has the Patriots logo to show. Of course, they’re also not fully inflated unlike Tom Brady’s ego.

48. For healthier options, you can always have a Green Bay Packer veggie platter.

Includes peppers and cucumber slices. Best to go with some cheese dip naturally.

49. Grace your Super Bowl appetizer platter with some artichoke and spinach dip.

Did I say it was in a football bread bow? No? Well, there you have it.

50. How about a slice of the old pigskin?

So this is football sausage. Not sure what to make of this if you ask me.

51. Celebrate the Super Bowl with this football club sandwich.

I guess it’ll take a mouth of a T-Rex to devour it. Also, why does it have to have so much lunch meat?

52. These Steeler mini cupcakes are a game day delight.

And yes, they feature the glories of Steeler nation. Great for black and gold fans.

53. These New England Patriot cookies are in an orderly fashion.

Yet, orderly doesn’t always mean ethical. And the Patriots have a lot to show for that.

54. Grace your dessert platter this Super Bowl with these Seattle Seahawks gingerbread cookies.

I guess the white one is the coach. But I do think these are quite creative with the players.

55. For a smaller party, this mini snackadium will do quite nicely.

It also features healthy choices like carrots and celery. The dip includes guac, too.

56. You can always put the drinks with the appetizers.

However, water is the only viable beverage option here as far as I’m concerned. Still, this quite ingenious.

57. For your Super Bowl party, you can’t go wrong with some loaded potato dip.

Okay, that sounds pretty disgusting. Doesn’t help that the football is covered in bacon.

58. Celebrate the Seahawks vs. Broncos with this commemorative stadium cake.

Of course, the Broncos won that one. But I do like how they used fancy toothpicks. That’s great.

59. You can easily find this snackadium in a supermarket.

I’m sure this is most suitable for large parties on game day. But I really delight in the structure.

60. This snackadium is brought to you by the Green Bay Packers.

Seems like Packers fans really love their team. Because I see a lot of crazy Packer stuff when I do NFL posts.

61. Only a cake like this could fully salute the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Each star number denotes a player from the team. Yet, everyone should know who 86, 43, and 7 are.

62. If you live in Arizona, get a taste of these Cardinal cupcakes.

The Cardinals are on here since they played in the Super Bowl in 2009. The Steelers beat them though.

63. A Pittsburgh child should always have a Terrible Towel bento lunch.

Ditto the Steeler sandwich. Nevertheless, I’m sure parents of the black and gold will love it.

64. This cake was brought to you by the National Football League.

Yes, I had to include an NFL cake. Since they sponsor the Super Bowl. However, their policies aren’t always the greatest.

65. You can always score with these football Rice Krispie treats.

After all, these all have chocolate on them. Must surely be delicious.

66. Colts fans would enjoy these horseshoe cookies.

Sure they’re not iced blue. But they’ll surely do for Indianapolis.

67. These burger cupcakes almost resemble the real thing.

I had cupcakes like these in last year’s post. But these are very well made that you’d almost forget they’re desserts.

68. On this cake the Steelers and the Cardinals take the field.

Not sure if the Steelers are on offense or defense. But I know they’ll crush the Cardinals.

69. For a more spicy nacho flair, this snackadium will do nicely.

The nachos on these a have peppers and cheese on them. The dip is guac.

70. No Pittsburgh Steeler cake should go without a Vince Lombardi trophy and a Terrible Towel.

After all, they’ve won 6 Super Bowls. Still, I’m sure Steeler fans would want this and hope for 7.

NCAA Championship Worthy College Sports Treats

Posted by historymaniacmegan on December 28, 2016

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Now that the Christmas festivities are over, it’s now time for the Bowl season that takes place around New Years. Of course, almost every sport you can think of has a playoff. But NCAA Div. I college football does things a little differently. In fact, its playoff system only consist of 4 teams. How they’re selected I have no idea and I think it’s a very stupid system. Because the NCAA Div. I college system has it that a college football team can have an undefeated season but still not be championship eligible. Then there are the bowl games, many of which don’t really mean anything unless it pertains to the Rose Bowl or whatever other bowl game whether it be the Orange Bowl, Cotton Bowl, or the Sugar Bowl. It’s confusing. Anyway, if my dad had it his way, the Div. I college championship should consist of the top team of each conference in a playoff. And I have to agree on it. Because like the Electoral College, the BCS Bowl Series and Div. I college football championship system doesn’t make any damn sense. Whereas, March Madness certainly does. At any rate, since I did NFL food posts relating to the Super Bowl, so shall I do a treat post pertaining to college sports. But college football being what it is, I won’t limit myself to playoff teams. So for your reading pleasure, I give you an assortment of college sports treats. Most of these will be from Div. I naturally.

Any fan of Ohio State would want a cake with Brutus.

Of course, he’s not the most intimidating mascot. But I’m sure OSU fans would enjoy this nonetheless.

2. If you’re for the Nittany Lions, then check out this cake of Beaver Stadium.

And I see it’s full in Happy Valley. Good luck getting tickets to Penn State this football season.

3. A lifelong Mountaineer would always appreciate a cake from WVU.

Yes, a cake of the WVU logo itself. Great for any couch burning party.

4. These Arizona State Sun Devil cookies must be obviously tempting.

Not sure why they’re called the Sun Devils? Oh, wait, it’s devilishly hot in Arizona.

5. Support your Noles with this Florida State cake.

This is for a birthday. But the logo is a perfect picture. I’m sure whoever gets this cake will love it.

6. Fans of Indiana will delight with this cake.

For some reason, Indiana University’s logo resembles the top of a trident. And I know that’s not a school that’s near any coastline.

7. These Syracuse Orange cookies will put a smile on your face.

To those who can’t wrap their heads around why a school in upstate New York has an orange for its mascot: Don’t ask me. I know it’s stupid. But I wasn’t consulted.

8. Baylor fans will fall in love with these cookies.

Sure Baylor may be a school in Texas. But at least their bear mascot makes sense to some extent. Founded before Texas was a state.

9. With this cake, Longhorn fans can just hook’ em.

Yes, Texans sure love their college football. And a cake like that illustrating this is no exception.

10. This Boston College cake surely makes the eagle soar.

You might not know this but Boston College is a Jesuit university. Secretary of State John Kerry is among its alumni.

11. For Thanksgiving, you might want to help yourself to some Michigan pumpkin pie.

Michigan University, that is. Let’s just say I ran into Michigan Christmas decorations when I was looking for Wolverine Christmas stuff for a Marvel post.

12. If your heart beats for the Crimson Tide, this cake is for you.

I guess this is for a nursing student from Alabama University. Because the elephant has a nurse hat and the heart monitor on the tier.

13. On this cake, Gators always beat Seminoles.

I guess this cake is from Florida University. Poor Seminole warrior didn’t have the chance.

14. Since everything’s bigger in Texas, check out this pizza from Texas A&M.

And when they say everything’s bigger there, they weren’t kidding. I guess this serves a party of 800.

15. For Louisville, this cake is a cardinal delight.

Since Louisville is home to the cardinals, right? And this one looks pretty mean.

16. These Georgia cookies surely go to the dogs.

After all, their mascot’s a bulldog. Wonder what occasion these cookies are for.

17. Auburn Tiger fans would always go for a cake like this.

What’s with the toilet paper tree? Do their students do this when the other team loses? I don’t understand it.

18. This Alabama cake came specially wrapped.

I’m sure this is for a birthday. Sure I know I’m showing a lot of bakery treats on here. But you have to go with what you have in this case.

19. In Texas, this Baylor cake is covered in chocolaty goodness.

I’m sure this is for a wedding. Yet, at least the bride and groom are black bears which is more what you’ll see in Texas.

20. I’m sure any fan of Mississippi State will go for these cookies.

However, we should understand that most people in Mississippi are fans of Ole’ Miss. By the way, their team mascot is also a bulldog.

21. On your dessert platter, you can always roll tide with these sugar cookies.

Yes, they’d sure be perfect for anyone at Alabama. Even the shoes and elephants.

22. You can always wow the field with this Michigan cake.

This one has the football field on the sides. Say what you want, but this is a clever design.

23. These Notre Dame cupcakes will bring you luck of the Fightin’ Irish.

These have the Notre Dame logo and shamrocks. Great for football season and Saint Patrick’s Day.

24. For Aggie fans, this Texas A&M cake will leave you with a lasting impression.

I suppose the tiger tail symbolizes them crushing Auburn. Guess they’re in the same conference.

25. These Penn State cookies will bring music to one’s ears.

I guess this is for someone in the marching band. Because the designs suggest this.

26. If you’re a fan of the University of Minnesota, then you’ll adore this cake of Goldie the Gopher.

Yes, I know Minnesota’s mascot is kind of a joke. But c’mon, gophers are persistent pests that are hard to get rid of. So yo shouldn’t underestimate them.

27. These Michigan cupcakes surely have the wolverine spirit.

Yet, they always refer to their colors as maize and blue. As if maize is a fancy name for yellow. Yeah, I know it’s ridiculous.

28. These Clemson cookies are surely delectable.

These consist of the C, paw prints, and bones. Yes, I know their mascot’s a tiger but that’s beside the point. Since Pitt beat them this year.

29. Any Wolverine fan would adore a cake of Michigan’s stadium.

Well, fans of Michigan Wolverines that is. Fans of the X-Men Wolverine, not so much.

30. Since Duke is known for their basketball team, I thought this cake was appropriate.

Well, at least a basketball court just consists of a sheet and nothing more. No stands needed here.

31. You can always show your WVU pride on chocolate chips with M&Ms.

Helps if they’re blue and gold for Mountaineers. Still, at least this one is certainly DIY.

32. If you don’t like the Sun Devils, this Arizona State cake is just the ticket.

This one even has plastic desert decorations on it. Perfect for those desert Wildcat fans.

33. If you’re a fan of George Southern, this eagle cake will suit your fancy.

There are also cookies that match. But they’re surely sold separately.

34. As you can see, this Notre Dame cake represents its school pride.

Though I’m sure the Irish might take offense with the Fightin’ Irish mascot. Still, it fits.

35. This Louisiana State bucket cake comes filled with iced shrimp and other crawdads.

After all, though LSU’s mascot is a tiger, Louisiana has a unique tradition with seafood. And this cake reflects that.

36. Fans of Tennessee might want to go with a checkered T.

Well, Tennessee University, that is which is home to the Volunteers. Though I don’t think orange and white is a good color scheme.

37. This Mississippi State cake comes in a unique basket weave.

I’m talking about the design here. And I’m sure this is for a wedding as far as I’m concerned.

38. Grace your Aggie dessert platter with these Texas A&M sugar cookies.

And I see they have a lot of cowboy and ranch stuff. After all, they’re an agricultural school.

39. These Nitany Lion cookies get 2 paws up.

Well, these have the Penn State logo and a paw print. But say what you want about Penn State, but at least they go with an original big cat mascot like the Nittany Lion. Even if it is another euphemism for cougar.

40. Any fan of Oregon would want a cake that goes to the ducks.

By that, I mean Oregon University. Like how the Oregon logo has wings though.

41. This Notre Dame cake will always give you golden Irish pride like no other.

Guess this must be one of the campus towers. And I see the angry leprechaun behind it.

42. These roaring cupcakes are brought to you from Clemson.

Still, I’m not sure if purple and orange go together. But I know they don’t look great on a tiger.

43. These Arkansas Razorback cookies are surely razor sharp in taste.

Yes, I know razorbacks are pigs. But pigs can be very nasty creatures, especially wild hogs. So I don’t chide Arkansas for their mascot.

44. This Michigan cake stadium screams blue and yellow.

Yes, it’s another Michigan stadium cake. But this one is in a different style than the last.

45. For healthier options, this Ohio State watermelon will satisfy.

I’ve found it surprisingly difficult in finding healthier college treats. This is about the best I can do.

46. If you’re a Horned Frog, you surely can’t resist this cake from TCU.

This even comes with TCU cupcakes. Though their mascot really doesn’t look like this purple frog. More like a dinosaur.

47. If you’re a fan of Oklahoma University, you might take to these cookies sooner.

You may also have to deal with constant references to the musical Oklahoma. But at least these Sooner cookies look delightful.

48. I’m sure a Texas fan will love this pyre cake.

This one is topped with an outhouse which I think is hysterical. Though it’s also disturbing since Texas has experienced a lot of wildfires lately.

49. Wolverine fans may delight in this Michigan cake.

This one has the Michigan logo in brilliant navy blue. I’m sure Wolverine fans would go blue for this as per their motto.

50. Any fan of Marshall could always enjoy a cake of Marco the Buffalo.

Their team is known as the Thundering Herd by the way. And the school was named after a Chief Supreme Court Justice. But you would remember Marshall from that one movie.

51. Go blue at your dessert platter with this Michigan cake.

Though the words “Go Blue” are in yellow. Or should I say maize as far as the fans are concerned.

52. This Notre Dame cake just has a simple shamrock touch.

Well, this one has a shamrock and the Notre Dame logo. But I’m sure Fightin’ Irish fans will love it.

53. Salute the Vols with this Tennessee fruit pizza.

This one salutes the Vols in fruit. And it’s one of the reasons why I included it on this post.

54. Fans of Nebraska might want a stadium cake like this.

Well, Nebraska is home of the Huskers which is an odd name for a team. But not surprising for a state known for agriculture.

55. These shamrock Notre Dame cookies come Fightin’ Irish approved.

Given the shamrock shape, they’re also great for Saint Patrick’s Day. Hey, I’m just being honest here.

56. These cupcakes come Nittany Lion approved.

Well, these consist of cupcakes with the Penn State logo and white pawprints. I’m sure they’ll eat these up at Happy Valley.

57. Of course, an Ohio State cake can always do with a few nuts.

Since that’s what buckeyes are, nuts. But these are probably made from icing.

58. A cake shows how one can be quite cavalier with Virginia football.

Since the University of Virginia’s team is the Cavaliers. Though the college was founded by Thomas Jefferson.

59. This Purdue cake comes in with the Boilermaker Special.

The Boilermaker Special is a train engine. And a damn good looking one at that.

60. Make your Nittany Lion party wonderful with these Penn State cake pops.

These include the Penn State flag, a football, pawprints, and the Nittany Lion head. All in all, great for the Happy Valley.

61. So is this a pig roast for Arkansas?

Actually it’s a Razorback cake that salutes Arkansas. But it’s surrounded by strawberries.

62. These covered Oreos will delight any Michigan Wolverine fan.

Each of them has the Michigan logo and 2 types of icing. Still, they look so tasty.

63. This Ohio State watermelon is a fruity delight.

Guess this is a fruit platter centerpiece. But it’s a nice carving.

64. At Texas Tech, the burgers are always made specially.

The burgers always have to have 2 T’s it seems. Yet, writing in ketchup is probably harder than it looks.

65. Don’t expect this Baylor Bear cake to be warm and fuzzy.

But I have to admire the decorator for this. Still, the bear still looks quite intimidating.

66. A WVU dessert platter should always have cookies of the state.

Helps that WVU is a treasured team in most of the state. And that it has the WVU logo.

67. Guess it’s Mardi Gras at LSU.

Then again, looking at this cake, you’d thin it is. But for all I know, it could be used for a wedding.

68. Nothing can top a party at Kansas State like this Wildcat cake.

Well, at least during football season anyway. Since it contains football motifs and there’s a stadium behind it.

69. This LSU cake is perfect for any true Tigers fan.

Helps that it’s in a fleur de lis since Louisiana has a lot of French traditions. Not sure about the tiger eye though.

70. Nobody could ever believe this Florida Gator cake.

It’s the kind of cake that looks like it wants to eat you. That’s what I’m going by with the face.

Merry Christmas from Our Family to Yours on Christmas Memories (Third Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on December 21, 2016

Here is me and my relatives at my Aunt Mary’s on Christmas Eve around 2011, I think. Here am I on the couch with my cousins Frank and John along with their parents. The kids in front are my cousins Jenna, Aiden, Isabella, Morgan, and Sawyer.

Yes, we all have photos from Christmas since they seem to contain memories we want to last forever. This is especially when families have children since they don’t stay kids for long. Yet, as I’ve shown before in these posts, not every Christmas goes according to plan. After all, the days leading up to it can be uniquely stressful since there’s decorating, finding gifts, making the food, doing cards, and what not.Some families might take a step further and do a family portrait for their Christmas card. And there are moments when that can go horribly wrong. Yet, there are plenty of crazy family Christmas cards which people do on purpose. Not to mention, families can also take their kids to see Santa which doesn’t always turn out that well, especially if the Santa in question is quite sketchy. At any rate, for your reading pleasure, I give you another treasure trove of Christmas memories from Awkward Family Photos. Sure you might not find these in a Hallmark stock photo deck but I’m sure they’ll make you relate.

Christmas is a time of high spirits and good cheer.

Apparently, this isn’t the case with the sisters. But the brother seems happy. Though you can argue he’s just showing off.

2. Christmas is always a time for families to get together and celebrate.

Of course, for many families, this very much reflects the holiday reality. Yeah, those kids can be a real source of stress.

3. Over the holidays, sibling rivalry can sometimes spiral out of control.

As you can see, the brother puts a bowl over the baby and the baby doesn’t like it. If you think kids were brats today, this proves you wrong.

4. Ugly Christmas sweaters are always fun and festive for all ages.

I guess this kid doesn’t believe in Santa Claus anymore. Hope he doesn’t try to disillusion the classmates who do.

5. Being single can be tough over the holidays, especially if your married siblings send a Christmas card with their picture on it.

This woman did some Christmas cards of herself for years as a single woman. They often feature alcoholic drinks. This one depicts a mannequin boyfriend.

6. Seems like they had a special day to bring pets to the mall.

Okay, bringing your dog for a Santa photoshoot is one thing. Reptiles? I’m not so sure.

7. The moment you realize that your parents forgot to buy Christmas cards this year.

Yeah, reusing Christmas cards may not be the best idea. This is especially when there’s some stuff crossed out.

8. There’s no more memorable Christmas carol like, “Hark! This Herald Angel Ain’t Gonna Sing.”

Hey, even little angels can have the occasional bad attitude sometimes. They can’t all be angelic all the time.

9. The moment you realize the family Christmas card photoshoot is taking longer than your capacity to smile.

“Do we have to take it again? Oh, brother, when will this ever end?” I’m sure we’ve all been there.

10. The war of sisterly rivalry can sometimes begin when you least expect it.

At least my parents can relax because Molly and I were never like that when we were young. Still, you have to admire the parents though.

11. These kids don’t seem to look forward to Santa’s Annual Challenge.

While the two middle kids cry, the oldest brother covers his ears to drown out the sound. The baby just sits there having no idea what’s going on and pondering the meaning of life.

12. No, I don’t think that’s the right way to hold a baby.

Yeah, the father’s hand placement really doesn’t look good here. And the baby is not amused by it at all.

13. Spending the holidays alone can be a real bummer.

This is especially when you’re spending it alone in the woods drinking. Girl’s got problems.

14. “How about we all help Daddy shave?”

Now this is freaky photoshop. Yes, they had these in the 1950s, too. Don’t ask me.

15. Sometimes it’s the most unexpected gift which you treasure the most.

And this dad holds his new toilet plunger with pride. Not many men would do the same.

16. Grandma and Grandpa give you best wishes for Christmas and announce that they’ve decided to give themselves a gift to invest in the future.

I know my grandparents have put some money into their own funerals. But they wouldn’t show it on a family Christmas card. This is just insane and disturbing.

17. Sibling rivalry: they always start so young.

Yes, baby sisters aren’t always so sweet as you’d think they’d be. This baby pulls her sister’s own hair.

18. Christmas always brings tidings of comfort and joy.

Apparently, this doesn’t apply to these sisters. This is particularly the case with the youngest being knocked on the floor.

19. Sometimes accidents could happen at the most inappropriate moment.

Well, at least the baby is safe. But the older sister might not like being in the middle of it. Yeah, family togetherness has its ups and downs.

20. When you’re on call during Christmas, you can get the most interesting patients.

This was on a board in a hospital. Dr. Mest will have a lot of interesting stories to tell come January.

21. In the olden days, it was common for families having to settle for the only Christmas tree available.

This one is known as a Giant Charlie Brown Tree. Yet, unlike what to cartoon shows us, decorating it doesn’t enhance its beauty.

22. There’s nothing more devastating on Christmas than a burning gingerbread house.

Yeah, that’s not a good sight to see during the holidays. Hope this little girl doesn’t get too traumatized.

23. “This Christmas we decided to chop down a shrub to save money.”

Hey, not all evergreen trees can be triangle shaped. Still, this looks pretty ghastly if you ask me.

24. It’s not every day a rock band visits Santa Claus.

Apparently, Santa wasn’t amused by this group and having to take a photo with them. Yet, Santa would rather be photographed with a real band like Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd.

25. Even when they’re young, sibling unrest can be rampant.

Now Bobby learns the hard way that you can’t boss your little sis for long. Or she might try to retaliate with a vengeance.

26. Seasons Greetings from the Village of the Damned.

I don’t think the dog has much long to live. Those girls have plans. Very sinister plans.

27. While selfies can be seen as enhancing one’s ego, sometimes they can be incredibly helpful.

For instance, while this holiday sweater may seem initially decent, it helps to take a closer look. Definitely not wearing that to Grandma’s house.

28. Santa has some visitors from the South Pole.

To be fair, this is from a family who has a tradition like this. Like how they have bowties on their tuxedos.

29. The moment when you and your girlfriend broke up but she still appears on your family Christmas card.

I’m sure holiday season breakups happen all the time. Still, I think it’s funny they put a sticker on the woman’s face.

30. We need to understand that not every kid looks forward to see Santa.

Yeah, this kids don’t like sitting on Santa’s lap. Meanwhile the girls beside him just smile for the camera.

31. Rachel always preferred a wooden man with a mean bite.

Well, this is awkward. Hey, I know there are plenty of girls who like the Nutcracker. But this is ridiculous.

32. Before you give gifts, always make sure they’re age appropriate first.

Because I know you don’t get a pot leaf poster for anyone under 18. But I think this is supposed to be a joke.

33. Is it just me, or does Santa not seem like his jolly old self lately?

Unfortunately, little Jimmy got stuck with the evil Santa at the mall. He hasn’t been seen since.

34. Christmas is always a time of precious moments.

Yet, in this case, I don’t think little Brittany is holding her brother like that because she loves him. Quite the contrary. Her parents might want to get her some psychiatric testing.

35. There’s always that one angel.

The blond girl is like, “Perfect little angel? My ass.” Yeah, really not in the angelic spirit.

36. “We just had some problems with the Christmas wrapping.”

Grown people dressed as elves for Santa. Not sure what to think about that. Might be less lame if they dressed as elves from Lord of the Rings.

37. Okay, baby, tell us how you really feel about family Christmas card photoshoots.

I guess baby Gabriel couldn’t keep it to himself. Yes, I know photoshoots are a real pain in the ass.

38. “Another blue dress shirt? Well, this sucks.”

Even funnier that this boy is already wearing a shirt like this one. Guess his aunt didn’t get the memo.

39. Seems like Santa doesn’t need a chimney to get in this house.

Because he’s apparently popped out of the attic. Okay, those are just decorations.

40. No, Grandpa, now’s not the time to give Grandma your dick in a box.

I know this is a joke that’s a takeoff from an SNL sketch. And I know I’m pushing the envelope with this one. But I couldn’t avoid including it if I tried.

41. Sometimes even Santa has moments when he questions his sanity.

In this one, Santa wonders whether he’s had too much eggnog. Or too many of Mrs. Claus’s special brownies.

42. Christmas is a time to feel the joy.

Unfortunately, this baby ain’t feeling it. Yeah, babies can be quite temperamental in these photos.

43. This year, Santa went to Whoville.

And once again, he has some interesting stories to tell about that place. Yes, this is pretty ridiculous.

44. For unto us a child is born.

However, nativity scene photo reenactments can only go so far. Having your baby play baby Jesus? Fine and perfectly normal. Having your cat play baby Jesus? What the fuck?

45. What better way to spend Christmas than for a drink among friends?

Don’t get me wrong, they’re all the same woman. Yes, doesn’t seem to be in a jolly mood.

46. Apparently, the heads seem to pop out of the stocking.

This Christmas card was made possible by photoshop and acid. Yes, they had LSD in the 1950s, too. Just ask Cary Grant who promoted it.

47. “Uh, excuse me, Santa, but I have to go to the bathroom.”

“Timmy, that’s no way how to touch yourself in public.” Then again, he doesn’t seem to be comfortable at all.

48. The family that sleeps together, stays together.

Now this is awkward. Let’s hope this one is just reserved for the kids, please.

49. Before you celebrate the holidays, be sure you get the sweater memo.

Yes, this family has the same sweater on for Christmas. But at least they have different colors according to gender.

50. Finally, Suzie has the dress for her pet monkey.

For the record, don’t keep monkeys as pets. Yes, I know they may be cute but they can inflict serious injury. Besides, they’re wild animals not meant for you dress like a doll.

51. Looks like one elf has gone postal.

Relax, these are kids just acting up. Well, at least the younger one is. The older one is trying to restrain.

52. Christmas is always a time to be merry and bright.

Unfortunately, the dogs don’t seem to be jolly. In fact, they seem to be at each other’s throats.

53. When arranging your Christmas towels, make sure they don’t spell anything unfortunate. This is especially if your name is Peterson.

Yeah, that’s really not a great Christmas message. But at least it’s an accurate one for a bathroom.

54. This Christmas, it’s the family that bathes together that stays together.

A family in a tub? Really? Do they have any idea how ridiculous that is? Hope they’re wearing swimsuits, good God.

55. Grumpy Cat really doesn’t want to pose for your Christmas card.

Like how the couple explained their cats on how they couldn’t cooperate. Yeah, cats march to a different drummer.

56. Meanwhile, at a Christmas pageant in Colorado…

Three wisemen come from the East bearing gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh-uana. Luckily Willie Nelson did a Christmas song on myrrh-uana on Colbert’s Christmas special.

57. “We’d like to wish our family a Merry Christmas…from Florida.”

The flamingo is not fooling anybody. Like the shark costume. And the Santa statue.

58. “Please, please, take us away from this man! Please, we beg you!”

Poor Santa doesn’t seem to know what to do here. Still, a lot of kids are scared of Santa. Remember that.

59. Nothing says Christmas like spending a day in a sauna with your family.

So the whole family is in towels? Why the hell? This is just crazy on so many levels.

60. When she said she wanted anything Frozen, she didn’t mean peas.

Any parent should know this. For God’s sake, she would’ve been happy with an Anna and Elsa notebook. She’s understandably pissed.

61. Make your season merry by dressing your family in candy cane pajamas.

Yes, they all come striped. But some are in green as well as red. Yes, this is ridiculous.

62. Unfortunately, Travis was acting up so he had to be restrained.

However, having him duct taped to a wall is kind of pushing it. Seriously, is that even necessary?

63. The family dog helped decorate the tree this year.

Okay, this is definitely photoshop. Because dogs can’t fly. But no one seems to care.

64. Merry Christmas from the stick figure kids.

I know they’re supposed to be cowboys riding horses. But this don’t look right.

65. As we all know, cauliflower faced Santa must be avoided at all times.

Yes, that’s a really sketchy Santa. I fear for the boy who’s on his lap.

66. There are some gifts for a significant other that are meant to be given in private.

This pair of candy cane boxes is among these. Yeah, I know what, “Lick Me” means.

67. That moment when the mall Santa can’t wait until his shift is up.

Yeah, he doesn’t seem to like his gig too much. Doesn’t seem to care for kids either.

68. Baby Ralphie really admires the leg lamp.

Wonder what the grandparents would think if they saw this Christmas card. This is a play off A Christmas Story.

69. Merry Christmas from the 21st century.

Yeah, it’s kind of like that. Everyone seems to be glued to their devices save the dad.

70. “How about we all try to catch the snowball?”

Well, not sure if they have a snowball’s chance in hell. But this is quite funny.

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen on These Christmas Treats (Third Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on November 28, 2016

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Since Christmas is a time of celebration with family and friends, it should surprise no one that food plays a critical role. Sure you may have a turkey or ham at the center along with delectable sides like mashed potatoes. But you also have a tone of desserts like pie, cake, cookies, and others. Let’s just say, this is a big holiday for food. So much so, that January is usually a month when fitness companies and gyms try to cash in on people’s New Year’s resolutions. In the last two years, I’ve created Christmas treat posts to show all the unique food items you might see on a yuletide table. Yet, these usually contain Christmas motifs like Santas and snowflakes. And I plan to do so again for this year since there are so many things you can find on Pinterest. So for your holiday reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of Christmas goodies for your heart’s desire.

Grace your Christmas platter this year with this wreath veggie tray.

I put one of these in a post 2 years ago. Yet, this one contains carrots and cucumbers.

I put one of these in a post 2 years ago. Yet, this one contains carrots, peppers, and cucumbers.

2. A Christmas wreath snack platter is especially cheesy.

Well, it has a few kinds of cheese plus olives. Gives the wreath a little more color doesn’t it?

3. You’ve heard of the cookie gingerbread man. But have you’ve seen gingerbread cookie sticks?

Yes, they’re iced as gingerbread men. Yet, they’re convenient for on the road. Enjoy.

4. These Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer cookies make a tasty snack.

All it takes are vanilla wafers, pretzels, and chocolate. Yet, these do look adorable enough to eat, don’t they?

5. Instead of a Christmas candle on your dessert platter, how about a Christmas candle cake?

Don’t worry, the candle part is at the top which isn’t edible anyway. But I do like the holly leaves and berries.

6. Ever imagined having a cake with a Christmas tree inside?

This one does and it’s chocolate, too. How they do this is beyond me.

7. There’s nothing more jolly this Christmas than these Santa Claus cookies.

And yes, they have the big guy in the red suit and hat. Love the icing beard and chocolate chip eyes.

8. These bauble cake pops are a great addition for a yuletide dessert platter.

These are in red, white, and gold. But they come in so many different designs and aren’t as hard to make as others.

9. You can make Rudolph brownies in a square pan.

In fact, it’s preferred that way since these are triangle shaped. Also add pretzel antlers and M&M noses.

10. These nutcracker cupcake cakes are ideal for any little soldier.

And they don’t seem to take many cupcakes to assemble either. Uniforms come in 3 different colors.

11. You can’t have Christmas without a cake of the nativity scene.

This one has the Holy Family and the Star of Bethlehem on top. While the town of Bethlehem is on a lower tier. Yet, all the cake is iced dark to resemble night.

This one has the Holy Family and the Star of Bethlehem on top. While the town of Bethlehem is on a lower tier as well as the shadows of shepherds and wise men. Yet, all the cake is iced dark to resemble night.

12. This snowflake cinnamon bread is said to be a real winter treat.

Last year, I showed bread like this shaped like a Christmas tree. This year I bring you a snowflake, which I actually like better.

13. You can always use ice cream cones and Kit Kats to make a gingerbread village.

However, don’t neglect to decorate it with icing and M&Ms. Now that’s a town that’s good enough to eat.

14. A box of Christmas cake balls is guaranteed to bring you yuletide cheer.

And such a big box it is that it makes these cake pops resemble iced chocolates. Then again, at least some might have chocolate cake filling.

15. To sort your cheeses, arrange them in a Christmas star.

There are also some nuts in the middle if you don’t care for the 5 cheese here. At any rate, it’s a clever display for appetizers.

16. You’ll never know what you’ll open with these gift wrapped Oreos.

Actually, you probably will since they’re covered Oreos. But I really love the bows on these.

17. Fans of the Grinch will surely take to these Whoville cookies.

They’re cookies made from a roll that’s green and red with sprinkles on the edge. Not sure if they’re made from scratch but I’ll add them to this post.

18. Speaking of the Grinch, check out these Christmas cupcakes.

These almost could be taken for Santa cupcakes. Except for the fact that they’re green with yellow eyes beneath the Santa hat.

19. For a simple Christmas snack, may I suggest pretzel presents?

All they require is to paint chocolate at the top and have a bow made of M&Ms. Or icing, if you prefer that.

20. Arrange your ham, cheese, crackers, and veggies in this appetizer platter Christmas tree.

Two years ago, I had a similar platter that included just cheese and veggies. This one includes ham and crackers, too.

21. These bauble cupcakes are guaranteed to bring you Christmas cheer.

After all, they’re easier to decorate since they’re round. And you can customize them however you’d like.

22. With this brownie wreath, your Christmas party will be a chocolaty delight.

Some of the wreath is decorated with candy holly leaves and berries. Yet, it’s all topped with a fruit roll up bow.

23. Let your dessert platter shine with this Christmas tree cake front and center.

Though this is my 3rd Christmas treat post, I haven't included a Christmas tree cake before. Yet, I do love how it's decked with lights.

Though this is my 3rd Christmas treat post, I haven’t included a Christmas tree cake like this before. Yet, I do love how it’s decked with lights.

24. This gingerbread village was made possible by Hershey’s.

Yes, these houses are made from Hershey’s chocolate. Yet, they still look good enough for a chocolate lover to devour.

25. Kids will adore these Rudolph pudding cups at your dessert platter.

Each of them comes with candy cane antlers and a red gum drop nose. So adorable.

26. You can’t have a merry and bright Christmas party without poinsettia cookies.

These are almost as pretty as the poinsettia flowers themselves. Yet, while the real flowers are poisonous, these are not.

27. This snack platter contains a wide variety of cheeses.

Also includes cherry tomatoes and olives. All in all, this is great for a Christmas cocktail party.

28. From the North Pole, this Mrs. Claus cake is a Christmas delight.

This one uses a doll and has her holding a tray with cookies. Nevertheless, I think this is adorable.

29. For a delectable appetizer, try some Christmas tree bread on a stick.

This one consists of bread dough that’s squeezed together on a tooth pick. You can also dip it in sauce.

30. You’ve heard of snow globes. How about snow globe cupcakes?

I think the globe is made from gelatin. At any rate, each of them feature Christmas and winter motifs.

31. This gingerbread house cake makes itself at home in a candy cane forest.

Though it only has one house on top, it has a lot of happy gingerbread men. Love the squiggly candy canes.

32. There’s nothing on Christmas like some candy cane bread.

Of course, it entails two strips of dough being intertwined in a crook shape. Still, I think it’s quite clever.

33. Children will surely root for these Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer cookies.

These use M&M eyes and nose as well as chocolate pretzel antlers. At any rate, they’re so adorable.

34. For an easy Christmas dessert, you might want to go with Christmas tree meringue cookies.

You can even decorate these with sprinkles and a star. Yet, they will always resemble green cream puffs to me.

35. For a healthy option, you might want to take a bite out of this Christmas candle.

After all, it’s made from a carrot stick that’s surrounded by cucumbers. And it includes a yellow pepper flame.

36. This gingerbread house cake is a vibrant and happy Christmas village.

Unlike the gingerbread village cake I showed last year, this one has houses built on the cake tiers. Also, like the happy gingerbread people.

37. Nobody could ever resist these gingerbread bird houses this Christmas season.

You want to feed these to the birds. But each one is decorated in their unique way. Love them.

38. Kids will delight in this apple Santa as a healthy treat.

This one has apple slices as the face, and hat. Yet it has marshmallows as the trim and beard.

39. You can never have a more delightful Christmas dessert than penguin icebox cookies.

Yes, I know penguins come from the Southern Hemisphere and are best known for living in Antarctica. But since they’re cute polar creatures, their use on Christmas is understandable.

40. For a winter sweet tooth, it’s best to go with these tousle cap cookies.

Like the Christmas sweater cookies, you can see these are decorated in a wide array of styles. Not sure which one I like the best.

41. An ugly sweater cake like this should be a hit at any ugly Christmas sweater party.

The ugly sweater cake I put on last year’s post consisted of cupcakes. This just comprises of a sheet. Love the candy decorations though.

42. If you liked Elf, then get a load of these Christmas cookies.

Yes, they have cookies relating to Elf. Sure they’re professionally made. But I had to show these.

43. For a healthy option gingerbread house, may I give you the Christmas veggie lodge.

This has a carrot log cabin, a celery and cucumber roof, and a pepper door. And yes, I bet it’s held together by dip and dressing.

44. Speaking of veggie Christmas goodies, check out this green bean Christmas tree.

This one has corn and pepper decorations. Like the cheese trimmings as well.

45. You have to have a cold, cold heart not to love this penguin igloo cake.

The penguins even has a Christmas tree. And they’re standing on top of the igloo to sing. So cute.

46. For an extra gooey Christmas treat, these Rudolph marshmallow pops can’t be beat.

They even have pretzel antlers. And are covered in a chocolaty goodness.

47. Candy cane cookies should always come in a fancy stripe.

These have shiny red sugar icing and holly decorations. Professionally made, but I’ll take ’em.

48. This Santa Claus cake comes with a very magnificent beard.

This one comes with a Santa hat and everything. All in all, I find this quite adorable.

49. Who knew that chocolate donuts could make such great Christmas wreaths?

These are a more fancy design and use intricate candy and icing. Still, these are great for any Christmas party.

50. These Rice Krispie Christmas presents are always full of surprises.

Okay, they contain M&Ms. But they’re iced in green and red with a white bow. Love these.

51. This Christmas bread tree comes especially frosted.

Well, frosting in place of snow of course. Includes berry ornaments, too.

52. These Oreo polar bears are surely cool treats for a winter day.

They can have a blue or brown M&M nose. At any rate, these are so cute.

53. Nobody could ever resist these teddy bear sleds on any dessert platter.

This one just consists of Teddy Grahams, a Snicker’s bar, and 2 mini candy canes. They’re so easy, kids could make them.

54. Candy cane pretzels always make an ideal Christmas snack.

Not sure if they taste of mint. But you have to like the white and red stripes on these.

55. For healthy appetizers, perhaps you should visit the Santa Claus veggie tray.

This one has the kind of healthy veggies that Santa probably doesn’t eat. His face consists of hummus though.

56. Celebrate the reason for the season with this sweet nativity scene cake.

Yes, I know it probably contains an ungodly amount of sugar. But this cake is so irresistibly cute you just want to eat it up.

57. There’s nothing more delectable this yuletide season than a Rice Krispe treat Christmas tree.

Yes, I know the green dye on these Rice Krispie treats is kind of disgusting. Yet, I do like how it’s decorated with M&Ms.

58. You never have Christmas tree bread unless it’s filled with spinach.

Well, this is kind of ingenious. Love how it has the bread spanning it as decoration.

59. You’ve heard of gingerbread houses and gingerbread cookies. Make way for the gingerbread house cookie.

Yes, they’re all made the same way. But you have to admit. all 3 are so damn adorable for this Christmas season.

60. This appetizer platter Christmas tree has everything stacked together and held in place thanks to toothpicks.

I know this looks quite festive and weird, right? Well, somehow you can do this at home. But this doesn’t mean I can suggest it.

61. How about a little green in your candy cane cookies.

Well, they’re not like the traditional red and white candy cane cookies. But Christmasy? You better believe it.

62. You could almost imagine that these cupcakes come straight from the North Pole.

Okay, maybe not. But these North Pole cupcakes are certainly very simple to decorate.

63. Nothing makes quite a hit at your Christmas party than these pine cone cheese balls.

After all, Christmas trees are evergreens that produce seeds through pine cones. And these cheese balls are covered in almonds.

64. Make sure these snowman cake pops are properly frosty.

Like how they have multicolored buttons and red ear muffs. Still, they’re so adorable.

65. Of course, a Christmas tree appetizer platter can always include grapes.

They can come either in purple and green. But they’ll also be separated by different kinds of cheese.

66. These polar bear cupcakes come with special hats.

These all have a green and red Santa hat. But their faces just scream of North Pole cuteness.

67. These snowman pretzel snacks will surely not melt your appetite.

For some reason, I have a lot of snowman treats on here so far. Not sure why.

68. Those who love A Charlie Brown Christmas will adore these cookies.

This set includes Snoopy and the gang. It even has a Charlie Brown tree ornament. Love these.

69. For a healthier cookie option, go with these fruit and pistachio wreaths.

These are decorated with lemons, pistachios, and cranberries. Yet, many would think these delicious.

70. If you like polar bears, then you might like these polar bear paw print cupcakes.

Now these are quite clever. These even have a peppermint center on top.

71. Brighten up your Christmas party with these Christmas light cupcakes.

Each one has a chain of lights around a mound of white icing. Kind of wish it was green icing with a star on top instead.

72. A Christmas cookie bird house should always come with a few residents.

Yes, it may be in pink with lights on it. But nevertheless, the cookie snowbirds are adorable.

73. Santa Hat party mix is guaranteed to make your Christmas a memorable one.

And Santa hats it certainly has. But don’t forget about the green M&Ms and the frosted pretzels.

74. A Christmas snow globe cake is always filled with winter magic.

You can’t eat some of the decorations on this cake according to Pinterest. But they should go great with the snow globe cupcakes.

75. Nothing is such a Christmas delight like a cupcake cake of Old St. Nick.

Well, this one seems to have a nice Santa beard. Also like the holly on his hat.

76. Snowman party stew can always melt your frozen taste buds.

Sure it may have snowmen on top. But this is a steaming hot meal not meant for those made of ice.

77. These Christmas tree cookies come in a variety of different colors.

Well, colors in regard to each layer, apparently. Love the yellow stars on top though.

78. A green and red Christmas cake is perfect for any yuletide occasion.

This one has layers upon layers of red and green. But if anything says Christmas cake, it’s this.

79. Wake up on Christmas morning to some reindeer pancakes.

Yes, this doesn’t constitute the healthiest yuletide breakfast. But I’m sure Rudolph’s pancake face will give someone a smile.

80. On a cold winter day, these hot cocoa cookies make a tasty treat.

These come with a marshmallow cup and a cookie coaster. Love the candy cane handle and marshmallows on top.

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The Lone Girl in a Crowd

The thoughts and perceptions of an aspiring writer on life and the world around her

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