Though I don’t think it would keep your lunch well insulated from the elements. Let’s just say wool doesn’t do well in the rain.

Since it depicts Leonardo da Vinci’s Last Supper. Not sure if that belongs on lunch box but whatever.

Though I wonder if this lunch box comes with a guitar of similar size. Probably not.

Yes, I know this is designed like a school lunch box. But it’s not one for schoolchildren at all.

Still, 3 containers is a bit much for me. Then again, some people might have a lot of leftovers.

I don’t doubt that The Exorcist was popular in the 1970s. But the demon puking scene makes you want to lose your lunch. Also, it’s not appropriate for school age children.

It’s from a humor website, by the way. But singing sausage and bacon bits might bring looks of confusion among peers.

It’s a taco truck lunch box. But alas, it won’t always have tacos on Tuesdays.

Though this is an ammo box meant for food, not bullets. Still, it seems durable to withstand the elements.

Lidsville was a terrifying children’s show in the 1970. It’s about a guy who’s trapped in a land of giant hats with a craving for human flesh, apparently.

It’s basically a more expensive cloth variant of the bag lunch. And it comes with a leather strap fastener.

Again, this one is from a humor site. Though this lunch box might make other people wonder if you’re looking for a creature that most likely doesn’t exist.

Though it wouldn’t be just a lunch box during the zombie apocalypse. Since you got to make food last as much as possible.

I’m sure having a lunch box like this will make people wonder how you got the money for it. Since it comes with speakers for God’s sake.

Includes a cat with a cone. It’s also another one of those humor lunch boxes. Still, it’s funny.

Okay, he likes chimichangas. Still, this is a pretty awesome metal truck box.

This was another old show in the 1970s. Yet as Just Collecting states, “It’s also the only box we can find that clearly has a dead body on the front. Hey kids, enjoy your lunch, and don’t forget the dangers of smoke inhalation!”

Well, this lunch box includes stackable containers, a spork, and a strap. And I’m sure you won’t be embarrassed to carry it around.

These are fastened together by a metal frame. But at least it’s easy to clean.

Yet, they’re all in bug costumes and conducted by an angry purple firefly. Clearly someone must’ve been high to come up with this design.

Apparently, it was a show involving terrifying muppets for some reason. Those ents seem particularly the stuff of nightmares.

Yes, it’s an eyeball lunch box, which is kind of disgusting. But at least it includes an eye chart.

If a kid should bring a lunch box like that, I’m sure the teachers would have plenty of questions to ask. Since Game of Thrones is not a show for kids.

Guess this is another show from the 1970s. Still, the guy in glasses holding the people up is especially creepy.

From Westword: “What it says: ‘I don’t get nearly enough math in class, so I enjoy looking at the same conversion-facts all through my lunch hour, too. It’s also fun to count the number of punches I get each day, multiply that by the number of Indian burns, titty twisters, and swirlies I receive, and then tabulate just exactly how much my life sucks on the metric scale.'”

Because when some people get hungry, they get angry. Look what you see in Snickers commercials when Marcia Brady turns into Danny Trejo.

From Westword: “What it says: ‘I’m either very into entering the medical profession someday, or I really like playing doctor. Want to meet me behind the gym after school to find out which?'”

Okay, that’s kind of terrifying. Seriously the large white housecat’s giving me nightmares.

From Westword: “What it says: ‘Hey, here’s a show my parents watch that I don’t understand! Because I’m six.'”

For there is no way this teeth baring friendly fish wants to eat you. Though I wouldn’t bet on it.

Still, it may find newfound popularity among Hamilton fans. Despite featuring George Washington instead of Alexander Hamilton.

Yes, it’s a guitar case lunch box. And indeed, it has plenty of stickers for decoration.

Unfortunately, you can’t take any pictures with it. But you can’t have everything.

Okay, it doesn’t have any organs for transplant. But that doesn’t mean you should check.

Put these on a shelf and nobody would ever guess it’s your lunch. Unless they try to open it.

Includes many brick containers inside. And yes, it resembles a giant brick on the exterior.

Even comes with its own ice pack. So you can keep your food chilled throughout the day.

But don’t be surprised if any ghosts show up during your lunch time. Since they can be a pesky inconvenience.

From Just Collecting: “Mr, Merlin ran for one season, and featured a kid being taught wizardry by Merlin the Magician disguised as a car mechanic in San Francisco. The artists over at King Seeley captured the magic and mystery of the show by featuring an old man in a baseball cap and a teenage boy that looks like Joannie Cunningham from Happy Days. They also released it after the show was cancelled. You were better off praying your Empire Strikes Back box could survive another year.”

Really, gentle? The boy almost seems like he’s going to end up like Leonardo DiCaprio in The Revenant at some point.

And yes, it’s shaped and designed like an actual sandwich. Though you can’t eat it.

It’s the standard model for a hippie van. Still, at least it’s portable enough to carry around.

Actually, it’s more a decorative statement than anything. But it gets straight to the point.

After all, Bob Ross still retains his popularity since his death from cancer in the 1990s. Still, this kind of amusing.

Sure you can’t watch anything on it. Unless you use your imagination.

It may look like the big one that got away. But it’s a lunch bag for your catch of the day.

And yes, it’s traveling through space. To be honest, many of these bags can be quite weird.

I’m sure you can’t blast any music on it. But it nonetheless matches the metal quite nicely.

Comes with a strap you can sling on your shoulder. But seems more fit for the summer.

You have to wonder why they’d put cats in a nebula. Since it doesn’t make much sense to me.

This depicts a drunk panda with a Santa hat. Sure it’s not child friendly, but you can’t help but love it.

I know this image makes no sense. And yeah, it might make people suggest you’re high on something.

From Westword: “What it says: ‘Nothing is over! Nothing! Well, except maybe that point in my childhood where it’s still appropriate for me to still be carrying a lunchbox.'”

I know this makes no sense. But it’s kind of hilarious if you see it.

It even has icing and sprinkles. Includes a zipper so you can keep your food in it.

Yes, this is a medicine style lunch box. Still, it’s kind of clever if you ask me.

This one has a cat waving an American flag and lightsaber on top of a fire snorting unicorn. Yes, I know it’s ridiculous and over the top, but it’s hilarious.

Don’t worry, it’s just photoshop. That T-Rex won’t eat your sandwich though it sure seems like it.

Depends on where you go. However, if it’s space, you can’t include alcohol or baked goods.

Has a strap to its mouth to keep it closed. And yes, you can put food in it.

Though to be fair, you should stay away from spam. Because it’s a processed meat that’s not very good for you.

Are you kidding? The Hunger Games revolves around people struggling in poverty as some teenagers are forced to fight to the death, for God’s sake.

From Just Collecting: “Because kids love nuns, right? There is no way any kid in 1968 asked for a lunchbox based on a failing Sally Field religious sitcom. If you were given this lunchbox as a child, your parents were deliberately trying to send you a message. That message was ‘We hate you, and we’re sending you to a convent boarding school.'”

These bars were on pre-digital color TVs. And they normally meant the station was off the air.

From Just Collecting: “Disco was originally an underground music scene, born in black and Latino urban gay nightclubs across the U.S and fueled by a heady mix of cocaine and casual sex – the perfect subject for a child’s lunch box.”

From Westword: “What it says: ‘This dog is obviously being abused, and this kitty is silently pleading you to help, help for the love of god. But you can’t, because it’s my lunchbox.'”

From Just Collecting: “These giant, leering, middle-aged hillbilly faces were just made to be put on a children’s lunchbox. If you were at school in 1970, having a Hee-Haw lunch box really made a statement. And that statement was: ‘In about 40 year’s time, I’m going to really hate the President.'”

Indeed, it warns of weird shit happening in there. So open it if you dare.

Yes, this is a yellow submarine Beatles lunch box. And it’s shaped as such.

From Just Collecting: “We’re fairly certain this lunchbox was the inspiration for the Stephen King novel ‘It’. If there was an award for “Creepiest image of a clown most likely to come to life, reach out and try to claw your face off” then this lunchbox would be the world champion. Also, any kids who owned this box were reminded every day that their packed lunches sucked compared to a McDonalds.”

From Just Collecting: “In 1973 there were two things every kid in America loved – existentialism and sea birds. So Aladdin were on to a winner with their 1973 lunchbox based on the metaphysical novella ‘Jonathan Livingston Seagull’, which had just been turned into a film with a soundtrack by children’s favorite Neil Diamond. A follow-up lunchbox based on ‘Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance’ was sadly cancelled, when it was discovered the company’s creative team had all suffered nervous breakdowns.”

And it atop 2 mountain peaks. Yes, it’s weird but kind of funny.

Okay, these are from Stephen King’s IT depicting Pennywise the Clown. Not something you’d want on a kid’s lunch box.

Yes, it’s ridiculous. But I couldn’t avoid this cat in the bread box. I don’t why I find lunch boxes designed like this.

To be fair, it’s from a show involving animals fighting each other. But at least you can store your snacks here.

And it seems this bread slice is happy to oblige. She even wears a pink bow.

Well, a colorful skull flowers. Yeah, I know it’s kind of ridiculous if you ask me.

Yes, it has a cat in a taco. I’m sure it will launch a thousand memes.

Yes, it’s sloth climbing the skyscraper a la King Kong. After all, I posted a similar image for a shower curtain post.

Apparently, the smiling poo emoji is quite popular. And this one is amongst the rainbow.

Comes with a napkin and flatware with 3 sections. And only at $30 for some reason.

Because your lunch bag should look no different from your gym bag. Except it’s smaller.

This is from The Walking Dead. It’s a zombie show I don’t even watch. So don’t ask me about it.

Too bad you can’t play Mario on it. But at least you can keep a sandwich inside.

Comes with a strap for your shoulder. Still, best put the sandwiches in the bag.

Of course, Walter White doesn’t really cook food. His specialty is crystal blue meth.

Since there’s a coffin surrounding the guy. For he is only a silhouette.

Yes, it’s another Bob Ross lunch box. But at least this one actually has his famous trees from his Joy of Painting.

I’m sure it’s for anyone with a hankering for chemistry. And yes, the elements spell what lunch is made of.

Because the Rebel Alliance would never have a chance without this ornery little droid. Seriously, he basically saves everyone’s ass.

Great for anyone who doesn’t see the term fungus as an insult. Still, it’s kind of cute.

This from Dr. Who, by the way. Still, hope it doesn’t have any food inside from the past.

Yes, it’s another novelty lunch box. I’m sure anyone who went to Catholic school will find it funny.

It’s inspired from one of those ghost traps from Ghostbusters. And no, I’m afraid of no ghost.

He’s even riding on alongside dolphins. Nonetheless, this is just so unlike Batman that it’s hilarious.

You’d almost think this was a tray meal. Wouldn’t mind having one of those.

Because it has the contents written on the outside. Yet, each item has a price.

Though when you’re weak and weary, this will sate you evermore. Also may give you nightmares.

Still, it’s kind of silly since it has scary blue eyes and yellow teeth. Yet not exactly in my taste.

This minion lunchbox has containers stacked on each other. Kind of charming in its own way.