Gather Round All Ye Lords and Ladies to Marvel at These Magnificent Costumes of the Ye Olde Renaissance Festival (Second Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on August 31, 2016

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For all you lords and ladies in the Greater Pittsburgh Area, Renaissance Faire season is upon us. So if you enjoy 16th centuryish fun, games, and merrymaking, remember that it’s open only during weekends in September and Labor Day. Nevertheless, I did a Renaissance Festival post last year around this time which may not have gotten a lot of views, but since the Greater Pittsburgh Renaissance Festival is near my house, I thought I can do another edition for this year. After all, whenever you go to any of these events, you’re bound to see a lot of people in costumes. Are these historically accurate? Hell, no. But then again, most Renaissance fairs aren’t supposed to be educational, anyway. Besides, if you were in a real Renaissance European town, it would probably not be a very enchanting experience. For one, you’d have a very hard time keeping your clothes clean since the streets would be covered in horse shit. Second, you will not find anyone selling turkey legs because turkeys are North American birds and most of North American colonization would take place in the 17th century (though it’s a different story if we’re talking about the Spanish in the southern US and anywhere below that). Third, sanitation was horrible with people pissing and throwing their shit out windows, animals doing their business in the street, and lack of regular bathing. Fourth, since countries were ruled by authoritarian monarchies and princedoms, you could forget about the upper classes believing in free speech, freedom to worship (save in France within the last decades of the 16th century), or anything relating to social justice because they just didn’t give a shit. If you live in Spain, you might have to deal with the Spanish Inquisition and ruthless Catholic and expansionist monarchs. If you live in Italy, then you might have to worry more about noble families fighting with each other and using the Catholic Church as an avenue for social advancement while not giving a damn about priestly duties (until the Catholic Counter-Reformation started cracking down on this). If you live in Eastern Europe, then you’ll have to deal with either the Ottoman Empire or Russia at the time of Ivan the Terrible. Neither of which are good. And if you live in Northern Europe, then you’re in the middle of the Reformation which means you better conform to what your ruler believes and do what they say or else expect your life to be a living hell. That or be executed. Maybe both. Okay, I could say the same about any country in Renaissance Europe, but this mainly goes for the northern parts since they’re most likely to be exposed to, adopt, and possibly be forced to convert to Protestantism. Sure some rulers may be more tolerant than others but don’t count on it. Also, if your country is mostly Protestant, there’s a strong chance that you’ll be accused, convicted, and later executed for witchcraft even though your crime was simply having someone in your life who really didn’t like you or being a convenient scapegoat. Yes, you might be completely innocent, but no one’s going to help you and expect to see those you know and love join in the hysteria since they don’t want to be next. Fifth, jousting and other tournament activities were dangerous which resulted in serious injuries (as in Henry VIII’s case which screwed him up bad) and possibly death (as with Catherine d’ Medici’s husband Henri II of France). Sixth, modern medicine didn’t exist at a time when contagious deadly diseases were rampant while surgery basically consisted of hacking off limbs. Seventh, aside from tournaments, blood sports, animal fights, and public executions were seen as fun for the whole family. Eighth, thanks to the Reformations as well as power hungry rulers, warfare and violence was rampant and very ugly. And finally, those beautiful outfits you see in Renaissance paintings weren’t very comfortable or great to wear in the summer.

So you might understand why Renaissance festivals might take liberties with history and present the era as the fun time it wasn’t. Nevertheless, you’re bound to find costumes pertaining to a mishmash from everything relating to Middle Ages, Renaissance, and the 17th century to high fairy tale fantasy. And here I give you another treasure trove of Renaissance Faire costumes for your reading pleasure.

Sometimes a simple peasant dress is all you need.

Sure had she lived in the 16th century, it would be much dirtier and not in such bright colors. But she certainly looks lovely.

2. They may not be wicked enchanters, but their robes certainly are.

Not exactly what you’d see at Hogwarts. But they look so badass in their robes and staffs you don’t even care.

3. This fairy knows how to dress in silver and white.

Yes, I know it’s more fantasy than Renaissance. But you see people dressed like this at such festivals. Besides, a lot of Renaissance outfits are uncomfortable anyway.

4. Thanks to furry legs, this lady satyr doesn’t need a skirt.

Anyone familiar with Greek mythology should know that female satyrs were all male. Female satyrs were inventions by later poets.

5. When it comes to costume jewelry, sometimes there are no limits.

I think this woman is supposed to be a gypsy from what I could tell by her outfit. But I could be wrong. At least she has one of those perfumers even if it's just for show.

I think this woman is supposed to be a gypsy from what I could tell by her outfit. But I could be wrong. At least she has one of those metal perfumers around her waist even if it’s just for show.

6. Sometimes in a woman’s dressed, layered skirts are necessary.

Yes, women did wear multiple skirts in those days, particularly the wealthy. Still, while the skirts are nice, I’m not sure about the sleeves.

7. Anyone familiar with Renaissance history should be able to recognize good ol’ Henry VIII.

You know the English Tudor king who was married 6 times, beheaded 2 wives and a lot of his friends, broke with the Catholic Church, and later got very fat towards the end of his life. Yes, that’s the ruthless and colorful Henry VIII.

8. Not sure what these two or going for with the Venice Carnival masks.

Yes, they kind of look creepy. But apparently, these people think the masks are cool. So they go with them.

9. A medieval dress should always come with a matching cape of the same color.

Often it wouldn’t in the Middle Ages, because even the nobles had a very limited wardrobe. Seriously, clothes were expensive at that time.

10. Now that seems like a strange looking wench.

Yes, one of these guys is in a dress and most likely because he has a strange sense of humor. But please don’t judge him.

11. A woman should always be able to enjoy a good brew in all her finery.

And I bet this woman’s costume didn’t come cheap either. Knowing how it’s rich with ornate detail.

12. When it comes to Renaissance costume, rich ladies always wore the big skirts.

But at the Renaissance Festival these can be worn by almost anyone and can be adjusted for comfort. Real rich Renaissance ladies didn’t have such luxuries.

13. Simple medieval dresses in pink and blue are always fine for young girls.

Because Renaissance dresses can be very expensive if ornate enough. Yet, these little girls are so cute.

14. Seems like these two Disney princesses are enjoying themselves.

Seems like they’re dressed like Princess Aurora and Snow White. And in costumes somewhat suitable to the period, according to storybooks.

15. Never thought I’d catch sight of a peacock fairy.

Love how she has her green and blue costume coordinate with the peacock feathers she uses as wings. Very ingenious of her.

16. A bishop always has the right of way at this festival.

I’m sure he’s not a clergyman of any kind in real life. But he does have a cool hat and lavish robes to make a presence.

17. In this outfit the skirt just had to match the parasol.

Now that’s a dress you can see from a mile away. Very bright if you ask me. Like the hat, too.

18. A belly dancer always can be pointed out by her jangles and midriff.

Yes, they have belly dancers at Renaissance Festivals. Would you see them in Renaissance Europe? No, because they’re from India.

19. When it comes to couple costumes, leather body armor always looks cool.

Doesn’t hurt if they use the same colors either. Yet, only the guy is wearing the mask as well as a shirt under his.

20. At Renaissance Festivals, don’t be surprised to see at least multiple men in tights.

And I know one of these guys isn’t wearing pants. Or are tights pants in Renaissance costumes? You can’t be sure.

21. This chimera has a tendency to take breaks for light reading.

Sure his costume might be intimidating to many. But you have to love his big feet and horns.

22. This nature fairy is always more drawn to trees.

She even has a green dress and is holding a leaf that seems to be changing color. Guess fall must be around the corner.

23. A blue Renaissance dress could make any girl look like a princess.

Doesn’t hurt that it has matching yellow ribbons. Probably not cheap to make though.

24. A pirate couple always has to have matching pirate hats.

Yet, the lass could wear a short skirt if she wants to. Because these events aren’t meant to conform to historical accuracy anyway. And his outfit more or less belongs in the late 17th century. Possibly 18th.

25. A shiny blue outfit with pantaloons and tights looks great on any Renaissance man.

Because such outfits in the 16th century were a man’s way of showing how rich they were. Like the cape and hat.

26. A green and black dress is always stunning.

I guess she’s supposed to dress like a pirate from what I can tell. Then again, at least everything seems to match.

27. For this barbarian man, leather bracelets, boots, and skirt are all he needs.

You’d almost think this guy was Conan the Barbarian. Yet, at least he’s sporting a six pack.

28. This little bard dons his own princely shirt and tights.

Yes, he may only be in diapers. But he’s just so adorable in his rich costume that you don’t care.

29. Guess these travelers are out for the hunt.

Note that their guns are flintlock muskets which are single shot, take long to reload, and aren’t very great in speed and accuracy. On the other hand, they guys are wearing nice pants.

30. A little princess always has to carry a large scepter.

It also has to match her outfit as well. And as far as this girl’s concern, princess is only a stepping stone to becoming queen.

31. This forest ranger always has the proper tunic and cape.

Doesn’t hurt that this outfit helps him with the ladies and makes him look like a badass. He even has a sword, too.

32. Here we come across Queen Elizabeth I dressed in all her finery.

Yes, Queen Lizzy loved her pearl jewelry and ruffles. Because she had a lot of portraits depicting her like this. And yes, she used white makeup, which probably contained lead.

33. Is that the Joker and Harley Quinn? Wonder what they’re doing here.

Yes, it’s them. And they’re dressed in period costume to show. Though they’re still easy to pick out of a crowd since they’re Batman villains.

34. How about a pint with this jester?

Jesters often entertained with their songs, music, storytelling, acrobatics, juggling, magic, and comedy. However, while they were popular in the Renaissance, the tradition later declined in the 17th century.

35. This young faun likes to put autumn leaves in his antlers or horns.

Sure he looks like a faun or satyr. But the guy is wearing antlers. So it may be hard to say at any length.

36. Guess sometimes a Renaissance Festival can have a devilish element to it.

Or just have people dressed up as demons in their own incarnation. This one is mostly dressed in red with fur trimming on his outfit.

37. For a second, I thought this man came all the way from Sherwood Forest.

Yes, he does seem to be a member of the Merry Men with his ragged archer costume and a longbow. But unlike what you see in the Robin Hood stories, medieval outlaws mostly stole for themselves. And they could be quite violent, too.

38. Vikings always look fierce and ready to fight.

Yet, unlike this couple, real Viking warriors didn’t wear horned helmets into battle or on their ships. Also, Viking women wore long skirts.

39. A long dress always has a special grace on a lady faire.

It’s also a stain magnet and something a lot of women wouldn’t wear during the Renaissance. But this is very lovely.

40. For men, the puffy shirt always has to match the pantaloons.

Only in the 16th and 17th century could a man get away with lace, puffy pants, puffy sleeves, and tights and look like a badass. Because being fancy was a mark of wealth and prestige.

41. A fair lord must always be prepared to draw out his sword.

And he’s not wearing puffy pants either. But the shirt and hat are classy.

42. This lady must be the queen of her court.

Guess this is the court of Queen Elizabeth I. And probably before the Armada as well. Or she’s wearing a scaled down outfit.

43. When it comes to Renaissance clothing, the hat must always match the dress.

You’ve probably seen a dress in a painting of one of Henry VIII’s wives. Wonder if this woman is playing Katherine of Aragon.

44. For these pirates, colorful costumes sure make them stand out.

Yes, they may wear flashy outfits and make Golden Age piracy look cool. But in reality, living on a pirate ship was anything but a picnic.

45. Wonder what this demonic Krampus like creature is.

Lucky for this guy, his Renaissance Festival outfit could double as a Halloween costume. Wonder what trick or treaters would think about him.

46. This demonic guy has wicked armor and bat wings.

I guess even dressing up as a demonic figure isn’t uncommon. After all, he does seem to make it look cool.

47. These traveling women seem fully prepared for their journeys.

Seems like one of them has a lot of stuff on her belt. Note that purses and pockets didn’t exist in the 16th century. At least for women.

48. How about a photo op with the blue devils?

And no, I don't mean the ones from Duke University either. I mean these who who make cooler mascots than the one they already have.

And no, I don’t mean the ones from Duke University either. I mean these who who’d make cooler mascots than the one they already have.

49. A gentlemen can always look dashing in black.

Well, he seems to be a strapping man with a rapier and boots. Like his hat.

50. This little peasant always has to help with the washing.

Actually it’s likely little girls wore outfits like that. But at any rate, she’s so cute.

51. Is that Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn in matching outfits?

Seems like it. If it is, they should enjoy the honeymoon while it last. Because this relationship is not going end well. Really not going to end well.

52. Furs and pearls are always marks of high standing.

As far as this woman is concerned, such costume would denote how rich she was. At the Renaissance Faire, it just looks cool.

53. Sometimes the sleeves don’t always come attached to the dress.

As in this picture which. Guess this woman made her skirt from old curtains. Wouldn’t be the first.

54. Even these fair ladies have to obey the crossing guard in order to cross the street.

Kind of find this image pretty funny. Of course, these women have it easy compared to real Renaissance women. Because they’d have to cross dirt roads with shit all over them.

55. These knights are ready for a joust in their shining armor.

Unlike what Renaissance Festivals show, tournaments were very dangerous. I mean people actually died in them.

56. Guess even galactic fighters need a break now and then.

Or these people are on their way to a Star Wars convention afterwards. Is that Stormtrooper dressed like a Scottish guy from Braveheart?

57. Somehow blue seems like a suitable color for pantaloons.

Like how that guy is posing at the well. Seems to be very proud in his outfit, doesn’t he?

58. These mongers all want you to buy their stuff.

I’m sure they would since they really need the money. Like the colorful dresses though.

59. With these 4 it’s all for one and one for all.

Sure they’re dressed like you’d see in The Three Musketeers. But still, we all know that book should be called Four Guys with Swords.

60. Wonder if these singing nuns could really carry a tune.

Well, they really seem like they’re singing. And they’re wearing simple outfits. Not sure if they’d be comfortable.

61. Guess everyone here is all clad in leather.

And it seems like dark leather, too. I’m guessing they’re supposed to be pirates.

62. This maid always prefers her knight in shining armor be covered in mail.

Yes, medieval knights wore mail. But it was a tedious process to make with all the metal rings. And I’m sure it didn’t come cheap.

63. Sometimes all you need is a big sword and a big hat.

Yes, another lady pirate who’s dressed like this to look cool. Even though real female pirates didn’t dress like that at all for good reasons.

64. This Scottish lass wears her plaid with pride.

Well, it’s technically tartan for those in Scotland. But contrary to what you see in Braveheart, plaid as we know it didn’t exist in Scotland until the 16th century.

65. This fiery fairy sports a rather fiery red and orange dress.

Then again, she may be an autumn fairy since she’s in a fall color scheme. Not sure if I like her wings though.

66. Guess even the royal pooch has to be dressed in an official regalia.

Yes, I know what you’re thinking. Yes, I know such outfits are ridiculous on animals. But some people might find it adorable.

67. Sometimes a Renaissance dress can be sewn together.

I suppose this one is since it looks fairly plain and simple. Yet, it’s quite lovely just the same.

68. Mind where you have your horns facing.

Well, the armor seems okay. But I don’t think having a helmet like that is a very good idea. Might cause injury.

69. Sometimes you’ll find the occasional enchantress who likes to go all out.

Her headdress seems to remind me of something you’d see on a Vegas showgirl. Or Cher at the Oscars.

70. These Viking warriors enjoy a great day of fighting and great ale.

Well, at least these guys look like plausible Vikings. Because their helmets don’t have horns. Not so sure about the guy in the tam.

71. For armor designed for legions of Hell, you can’t go wrong with horns.

Doesn’t hurt if they have fur capes on them to add effect. Even the red armor makes them seem intimidating.

72. In the 16th century, I guess men could wear long tunics and nobody would care.

Guess this is for a high ranking servant or herald. Either way, he looks splendid and rich.

73. Is it just me or is that a blue fairy?

That's a blue fairy. Yes, you may see that at a Renaissance Festival. You're not imagining that.

That’s a blue fairy. Yes, you may see that at a Renaissance Festival. You’re not imagining it.

74. “So should I go as a belly dancer or pirate?”

And it seems like she couldn’t decide so she chose both. Not sure if it works.

75. Well, that seems like a strange looking bodice.

You don’t usually see a bodice like that a lot. Yet, I do like her red and black dress though.

76. Seems like we got ourselves a Barbarian who doesn’t have much on him.

I don’t see why Barbarian costumes seem so skimpy. I mean wouldn’t they wear more since they came from colder areas? Just a thought.

77. Guess you have to have a different color dress to join these girls in their singing group.

Still, I like how they’re wearing the same kind of dress as well as garlands on their heads. Really seems to bring out a good effect here.

78. Even in the Middle Ages, black was a slimming color.

Even if the dress comes with puffy black and white sleeves. But at least it’s not as elaborate as the 16th century styles.

79. Sometimes a simple dress would do when there’s a light snow outside.

Not sure if it’s weather accommodating. But there’s nothing I can complain about the aesthetics.

80. A wreath of grapes can be a great finishing touch to a burgundy dress.

Sure the grapes and foliage are fake. But it goes well with the burgundy dress and ribbons. Lovely.

The Quacky World of Rubber Duckies

Posted by historymaniacmegan on August 28, 2016

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As far as bath toys go, there is none that is as iconic or as popular as the rubber duck. I mean who doesn’t remember this stylized adorable yellow duck with its hollow body and flat base? Sometimes it even squeaks. Ironically, though rubber duckies have only become extremely popular in recent years, its history actually pre-dates that of the Teddy Bear. The first rubber ducks were made in the late 19th century by hard rubber vulcanized by Charles Goodyear’s process. However, unlike their modern counterparts, the first rubber ducks were solid and not capable of floating. In fact, the original rubber ducks were used as chew toys. The modern rubber duck would by created by a sculptor named Peter Ganine in 1940. He would later patent it and reproduce it as the floating bath toy we all know and love. Over 50,000 of these would be sold which was enough to gain a following when Jim Henson popularized it in 1969, performing “Rubber Duckie” as Ernie on Sesame Street. We all know that Ernie was paying homage to his favorite toy which he’d talk to and carry around everywhere. The rest is history. Today there are duck races as well as plenty of novelty rubber ducks to choose from besides the ubiquitous yellow one. I mean there are people around who collect these things. And on this post, I’ll show you a treasure trove of the kinds of rubber duckies you’ll see thanks to Pinterest and Google Images. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a glimpse into the great wide bath time world of rubber ducks. And believe me, it’s quacky.

Skateboard duck likes to do a few tricks.

However, he must be totally quackers to ride his skateboard without wearing a helmet. Or anything to cover his joints.

2. This ducky prefers to lounge around in the pool at the swim party.

Yes, he’s having a great time on his inflated mattress. He’s even eating ice cream on it, too.

3. Seems like Webby here likes to surf the net.

He’s even holding his lap top on his wing. Like the blue collar, too.

4. Mr. Quackerson will fix that leaky faucet for you.

And he’ll only charge as much as anyone on his side of the pond. Just as long as it’s not a big job.

5. This Sonoma ducky always enjoys a bottle of wine now and then.

Didn’t know that wine lovers would be into rubber ducks. But this is adorable.

6. Ponda is going for a real workout here.

However, somehow she feels she has to wear armbands in the process. Even though she doesn’t need to at the gym.

7. For Ocktoberfest, Deutsch Duckie dons his lederhosen.

Because that’s what his fellow German duck mates wear. Or so I’m led to believe.

8. All Feather wants to do is to sit back and have her coffee.

Like how she has the curlers in her hair and her robe. Wait a minute, ducks don’t have hair.

9. This Arctic duck always wears a parka to keep nice and warm as well as keeps her duckling close to her.

Well, this is an Inuit rubber duck, anyway. And no, real Arctic ducks don’t look like that.

10. Sigmud Freud is often considered the founder in modern fowl psychology.

Well, this is a rubber duck of Sigmund Freud, complete with his white beard and everything. Of course, some people thought his ideas were a little quacky.

11. The pond is always safe to swim in with these ducks around.

Because these are lifeguard ducks who patrol the pools and ponds. And they’ll save any duckie who seems like they’re drowning.

12. This cycling duck is going places.

And unlike the skateboard duck, he’s at least wearing a helmet. Good for him.

13. These hockey ducks can even glide on the ice.

Of course, duck hockey games are probably played on a frozen pond during the winter. But you much see how they handle the puck.

14. Looks like Professor Quackerkins is going on an African safari.

Even the animals resemble rubber ducks. However, I don’t think he’s going to find a tiger duck though. Tigers live in Asia.

15. Dr. Quackers is now in the middle of an experiment.

Well, we always said he was a bit of a quackpot. But he seems to know his stuff.

16. Now featuring: the quintessential 1950’s nostalgia musical Geese.

Well, they seem like they’re dressed from the 1950s. What more can I say?

17. These ducks proudly serve in our nation’s uniform. Salute them.

Each duck is wearing their branch’s dress uniform. Their head servicemen in each of their organizations form the Joint Chiefs of Quack.

18. In Hawaii, it’s not unusual to find hula ducks.

And it seems that Hawaiian ducks don hula skirts, coconut bras, and leis, too. Not really.

19. Waddler White always knows the chemistry.

Yes, this is a Breaking Bad rubber duckie. It’s definitely not for a child’s bath time at all.

20. These elder ducks just like to lounge by the pond.

Sure they may not waddle as well as they used to. But they still get around somehow.

21. This little guy seems like he has the whole world on his back.

And in a way, he kind of does, literally. He also has the clouds on his feathers.

22. Yoduck from Spa Wars says, “May the bath be with you.”

After all, if several years in a swamp you live in, smell good you will not. So regular bathing I need.

23. MC Webster is in da house.

Apparently, he’s a recording artist in a musical genre called Quacksta’ Rap. You may have heard of it.

24. These monster ducks will haunt your dreams with cuteness.

Wouldn’t want to go anywhere near the pond where they came from. Because must be a lot of strange stuff going on that might make me queasy.

25. All they are saying, is give geese a chance.

Seems like these duckies are into sex, drugs, and rock n’roll. Also, hope they don’t drink the brown acid.

26. Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabath II celebrates her Diamond Jubilee.

Yes, this is a rubber duckie of the British Queen. Here she is in all her royal glory. Remember to show her respect even across the pond.

27. These bug ducks are hard to resist.

These include a ladybug, bee, and a grasshopper, apparently. Then again, I’m not really sure what the green duck is supposed to be.

28. Wingy is very enthusiastic about alternative fuel sources.

Here he is promoting wind and solar power. Says it’s better than depending on fossil fuels which will bite us in the end with global warming. But the fossil fuel industry goes to great lengths to discredit him.

29. Quacklina always enjoys to relax at the local spa.

Here she is in a face mask and bath towel. Please don’t remove the cucumbers from her eyes.

30. These construction ducks know how to build things.

And you can see them working almost all the time. Then again, they may be utility and transportation workers as well. But one duck has the blue prints.

31. This duck punk doesn’t care what you think.

Because that’s just who he is. Sure he may have skull tattoos on his wings and a Mohawk. But that’s his business, not yours.

32. Lord Duckerton feels like the pond belongs all to himself.

For he’s a wealthy and respected aristoquack of impeccable breeding and propriety. Don’t ask what the servants think of him.

33. This centuriduck is proud of his service to the empire.

Whenever the Emperduck wanted to conquer, he went with the Army. Even if it meant raping, pillaging, and enslaving the populace.

34. Billy Nelson is always on the pond again.

This Willy Nelson duck is brilliant. So I guess this fowl has gotten in trouble with the law for marijuana use, too.

35. At the pond, these ducks are always ready to rock.

Wish they had rubber duckies of specific rock groups instead of this generic set. But you have to go what you can get sometimes.

36. These Olympic duckie athletes represent the best from Team USA.

Represented are judo, swimming, volleyball, and fencing. Why there's no gymnastic rubber duckie, I have no idea.

Represented are judo, swimming, volleyball, and fencing. Why there’s no gymnastics rubber duckie, I have no idea.

37. This adorable duckling comes fully pacified.

Unless its hungry and needs its diaper change. Nevertheless, so cute.

38. These red Valentine’s Day rubber duckies will melt your heart.

You have a lot of holiday rubber ducky sets out there. This Valentine’s Day one is white and red for love.

39. This Christmas, Santa Ducks are coming to town.

Notice there are 4 of them. That’s because not every country uses the same Santa Claus.

40. I present to you Mr. and Mrs. Duckbells.

By the way, there are rubber ducks like these that are used as wedding cake toppers. Just so you know.

41. Guess Pecktra has a chick on the way.

Yes, I know this is an expectant mother rubber duck. But seriously, avian reproduction doesn’t work this way. Ducks are birds. They lay eggs.

42. The Ducktice League is always on the lookout for nasty supervillains out there.

Guess most of the villain ducks are from Batman. As for the superhero ones, I can’t seem to identify two of them.

43. For Christmas, a Nutquacker is considered an iconic yuletide decoration in Germany.

Sure they may not literally be able to crack nuts. But they sure look like dashing duck soldiers.

44. In Britain there is no seafaring man more famous than Lord Admiral Horquacktio Nelson.

Hope he came with one wing. Because Lord Nelson had one arm in real life. But he’s fine without the eye patch for Nelson didn’t wear one either.

45. For all you duckie Fifty Shades of Grey fans, I have just the thing for you.

It’s the kind of rubber duck that you’ll find in Christian Grey’s bath tub. And I really don’t want to know what he does with it.

46. All these duckie pups what is to go to a good home.

Don’t ask me why they have dog rubber ducks. I’m not the one who came up with that. Seriously, I’m just as stumped as you are.

47. “To quack or not to quack that is the question..”

Billiam Quackspeare was one of the great duckie playwrights of all time. Yet, many question whether he actually wrote them.

48. You wouldn’t want to walk to the pond with these Halloween ducks around.

These ducks even glow in the dark to be extra spooky. Kind of eerie isn’t it?

49. This little blue duck is as pretty as a peacock.

Well, a peacock duck. Never seen that before. Wonder how he keeps his feathers dry while on the water. Because they must leave a long train.

50. These duck cakes seem adorable and sweet enough to eat.

Full disclosure, you can’t really eat these cupcake ducks. But they do look very adorable. Like the purple one.

51. This Statue of Liberty duckie is a beloved New York icon.

There are a few Statue of Liberty rubber ducks. But I think this one bears the closest resemblance to the statue in New York Harbor.

52. All over the world, you’re bound to meet all kinds of ducks in the ponds.

These ducks represent the US, Japan, Germany, Spain, Africa, and Scotland. And yes, each one is yellow and adorable.

53. You’d have to be quackers to turn away this girl duck group.

Also work as a 1980s hair band rubber duckies. Once again, I’d rather see ones for individual rock groups.

54. This duckador is ready to meet the bull at any time.

I know that bullfighting is a tradition in Spain and Latin America. But from what I’ve seen, it looks so cruel to the animals. Still, I think this little duckie matador is cute.

55. There’s nothing that will separate duckie Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn.

Wonder why they don’t have rubber ducks for Henry VII’s other wives. Also, does Anne’s duck come with a detachable head? Because we know what happened to her.

56. With this duck, bath time is so much fun.

Yes, rubber ducks are bath toys. And this one has their own rubber duck, too. Kind of freaky, isn’t it?

57. This little duck seems like it’s heaven sent.

Yes, this is a little angel duck. And it’s guaranteed to make any kid’s bath time almost divine.

58. With these ducks, you’re always going to hear about the big one that got away.

I don’t know about you but aren’t ducks mostly herbivores? Then again, I can be wrong. Nevertheless, any angler would love these.

59. With DJ Quacker, things are about to get funky.

Doesn’t hurt that he has a pink jumpsuit, headphones, and a fro. Really classy for the pond.

60. DJ Shucky Ducky is in da house.

This one has headphones, sunglasses, a collar, and a record in wing. Cutest DJ I’ve seen so far.

61. May you be blessed by His Excellency Bishop Mallard of Quackerton.

Not sure which denomination he's consecrated to. But at any rate, I find him so adorable.

Not sure which denomination he’s consecrated to. But at any rate, what’s not to love about him?

62. With Wingston Churchill, Britain will ride through its darkest hour.

He even has wrinkles, cigar, and V-sign. Sure he may be cantankerous and drunk but you have to love this.

63. These aviator ducks always take to the skies.

Of course, ducks can fly to the skies without a plane. But you can’t resist these little guys in full pilot gear.

64. You don’t have to be a genius to love Duckbert Einstein.

He may not care much of his hair style. But he sure has the brains. And the suit, too.

65. Uncle Swam wants you to show your star spangled support for the USA.

Doesn’t hurt that this duck is in American flag colors to patriotic perfection. So cute.

66. When these duckies get together it’s a slumber party.

Love how each of them has their pajamas and hair. One of them even has popcorn to eat.

67. Teach your kids their ABCs with these little duckies.

Each duck in this one has a letter corresponding with what it’s supposed to be. Yet, I’m sure any little child will enjoy these at bath time.

68. These little ducks seem to be going places.

These are transportation rubber duckies. Each one is in its own mode like a plane, train, boat, and car.

69. For your garden pond this garden gnome duck is just the thing.

Looks like a gnome except that it’s a little rubber duck. Even has the trademark hat and beard. So adorable.

70. With these ducks, you’re always safe at the pond.

And they even come in blue and black uniform. Either with racial profiling involved, they’re hard to resist.

71. This British guard duck always does his duty.

However, don’t try to harass him. Because these guards can really kick your ass if they could. But you have to love the uniform.

72. Rabbi Duckman is always known to quack from the Torah.

He even has a Torah scroll and menorah in hand. So you don’t mistake him for an Amish duck.

73. You could say that all these ballerina ducks move like swans.

Each one of them is in their own little tutu. Wonder if they’re going to perform Swan Lake but that’s just me talking.

74. These wizard ducks are very skilled in the art of magic.

A few of these seem like they could be Harry Potter characters. Save for a couple. Yet all of these are magically adorable.

75. Under the sea, you’ll find these lovely mermaid ducks quacking.

Each one has a fish tail, bright hair, and a seashell bra. But you’d certainly fall for these at bath time.

76. These nurse ducks will take care of whatever that ails you.

They’re known for their bedside manner. For they also have a reputation for their tender loving care.

77. These soldier ducks always are together in the fox hole.

Or the trenches if you decide to play WWI in the bath tub. But you have to love these little troopers.

Or the trenches. But you have to love these little troopers in their combat uniforms.

78. In the great outdoors, you’ll be sure to find these duckie campers a delight.

Seems like they’re roasting marshmallows. Wonder if they’ve made any smores.

79. Of course, I couldn’t leave out Harry Ponder, the famous Duckling Who Lived.

Here he is in his Duckwarts garb. Has his wand and book at the ready. Love it.

80. Finally, for all you wildlife enthusiasts out there, here are some real rubber duckies for you.

Unlike the other rubber ducks I showed you, these are of actual ducks you might see in a pond. You might recognize a few of them. So cute.

Not Licensed By the NCAA College Athletic Craft Projects

Posted by historymaniacmegan on August 26, 2016

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So I’m down with fan costumes and merchandise. Now it’s on to college sport craft projects. You might’ve noticed that unlike the NFL craft post, I didn’t include a picture of myself. Mostly because I don’t have any college sport craft projects so I decided to go with the college football fan map instead. I figured since college football season is soon to begin next week. And if I decide to go with a craft post during March Madness, I’ll use a basketball one. Anyway, you may not think that sports and crafts go together if you haven’t been on Pinterest or Etsy. Yet, even though more men like sports and women do crafts, understand that there are plenty of female sports fans out there as well a guys who do crafts. Then there are college athletes like famed Penn State football player Rosie Grier who later played for the LA Rams and took up needlepoint as a hobby. If you look on Pinterest, you’ll find a lot more sports team crafts on there than you can imagine. However, when it came to looking for craft projects in college sports, it’s a bit tricky. Along with the merchandise, I had to google names of several different colleges to find them. Because if you just type anything relating to college sports crafts, you’ll just end up finding stuff mostly from Alabama and LSU trust me. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of the unique craft projects of college sports. Most of the craft projects featured will be representative of Division I teams, naturally.

Any Iowa Hawkeye fan would love to drink from this painted wine glass.

Of course, these glasses are never for drinking. But I’m sure Iowa fans would want one anyway.

2. Tennessee Volunteer fans would definitely adore this football door hanging.

It’s in orange and white with polka dot lines. But it’s a rather charming football decoration.

3. With an old window frame and tiles, you’ll have this Alabama Crimson Tide board.

You can even use it to write things down like a shopping list or Alabama’s football record. This person uses chalk.

4. Any Mountaineers fan would surely envy anyone with this WVU quilt.

Sure it might not look like much. But it’s sure to keep warm during cold evening games in Morgantown.

5. Georgia Bulldog fans will definitely want a wreath like this for their front door.

Yes, it may seem quite fancy from what you’d expect from a college sports wreath. But fans are bound to love it.

6. This Iowa State wreath is all covered in ribbons.

Iowa State is the other Iowa university but the one you probably don’t hear about. Unless you live in Iowa. However, its fanbase is mostly concentrated around Ames.

7. At this house marks Mountaineer country.

Yes, this is a WVU ribbon wreath. But I think the arrow really makes it work here.

8. Anyone at Happy Valley will love these Penn State pillow cushions.

This is a fairly simple design with just “We Are Penn State.” But it’s effective.

9. This WVU wreath will make a welcome addition to almost any West Virginia door.

Yes, it’s another WVU wreath. But I really like this design and how the letter stand out that I had to put it in the post.

10. This UNC wreath is certainly a charm on any front door.

This one has white and silver berries as well as shiny ribbon. And the UNC letters are in a whimsical font.

11. Any fan of the Buckeyes will want this Ohio State pallet on their wall.

It depicts the Ohio State logo with the state of Ohio. What Ohio State fan wouldn’t want that?

12. University of Washington Huskies fans might like to have these blocks on their mantle.

Sure each may have a decoration. But “Huskies” is in purple in order to really stand out. Adorable.

13. Sometimes at Ohio State, it’s best to aim for simplicity.

This Ohio State ribbon wreath does exactly that. Just the logo and flowers. That’s it.

14. When it counts, best to have Auburn University in big bright letters.

Yes, it might require electricity and somewhere to be plugged in. But you have to admit, it’s a dazzling sight.

15. Kansas State Wildcat fans might go with a simpler approach to their front door.

This purple yarn wreath only has KSU, a white flower, and a white ribbon. But it looks charming just the same.

16. Even a Fightin’ Irish need some rest which this Notre Dame chair is well suited for.

This is a wooden chair painted with Notre Dame colors. And yes, the Fightin’ Leprechaun is in the seat.

17. Any Oregon Duck fan will want to hang this decomesh wreath on their door.

This one has the Oregon University colors as well as a ribbon. Love the decorations on this.

This one has the Oregon University colors as well as two ribbons. Love the decorations on this.

18. Penn State will always remain with Nittany Lion fans forever.

Penn State fans seem to be that way for some reason, especially the alumni. Of course, my dad didn’t care for Joe Pa he was a major reason why PSU didn’t play Pitt for decades.

19. For Purdue Boilermaker fans, this bottle lamp will light up a room.

Purdue is in Indiana. They’re called the Boilermakers because of the railroad system. And their Boilermaker Special mascot is a nice, shiny train.

20. With old junk, you can make a charming Crimson Tide elephant.

This was made from old license plates and a shovel. I think it looks better than Alabama’s real mascot.

21. Longhorns fan should store their candy in this handy dispenser.

I’ve put a lot of these in various craft posts. But this seems to only require a flower pot and a fish bowl as far as I’m concerned.

22. Iowa Hawkeye fans will want to cuddle with this Iowa pillow.

It’s a pillow of the state of Iowa. And I guess the heart is where the University of Iowa is. Makes sense.

23. This Alabama Crimson Tide wreath is great to hang anywhere.

This uses yarn and houndsooth ribbon as well as an “A” and flowers. Any Tide fan would want to roll with it.

24. Tell your Texas team to “Hook Em’ Horns” with this wreath.

Yes, it’s a University of Texas decomesh wreath. No, I don’t like the colors. But at least a Longhorn fan might enjoy it.

25. A Michigan State Spartan fan must keep warm with a knitted hat like this.

It’s a knitted Spartan hat. May not protect you in battle against the Persians. But will keep you warm in Michigan weather.

26. Any Auburn Tiger fan should have a floral wreath at their door.

Well, this is lovely. Love the ribbon and blue flowers. Gives a nice homey feel.

27. For Gamecocks fans, this University of South Carolina wreath should suit your fancy.

If it wasn’t for the darker red and the logo, I would’ve thought it was a Crimson Tide wreath. And yes, their team is called the Gamecocks. I did not make that up.

28. No Nittany Lion fan could ever resist this PSU wine glass.

Sure it’s not as fancy as the Iowa wine glass. But it does have a certain charm to it. Like the ribbon.

29. Light up the room at night with this wooden WVU lantern.

It’s very simple but it’s well painted with blue and yellow. Perfect for any Mountaineer fan.

30. This yarn Michigan Wolverine wreath has an intricate floral design.

Guess it took a lot of time with the decorations. But it certainly looks lovely in front of the window.

31. There’s nothing more quaint than a yarn Baylor wreath.

This wreath may use a green and yellow diamond pattern. But it’s certainly a wonder to look at.

32. Blue ribbons and baubles go great with a yellow WVU window frame.

Love the decor on this. Great to hang on the wall. Who knew West Virginians could be so creative?

33. This Notre Dame wreath will make a rustic addition to any Fightin’ Irish home.

Sure it might not be as showy as some of the wreaths. But I like the wooden panel as well as the ribbons on here.

34. This simple frame will satisfy any Crimson Tide fan.

It just has a lovely bow and “Bama.” What more can a Tide fan want?

35. Auburn Tigers should carry their things in this bucket.

This is decorated in orange and navy blue polka dots. And it’s lined with a striped orange ribbon.

36. This Nebraska Husker wreath is made of rather fine feathers.

Well, fake feathers, anyway. But you have to love how the decorated N really stands out.

37. Don’t worry this, LSU Tiger crab won’t hurt you.

Yes, it’s a LSU crab and it’s painted as a tiger for decorative purposes. I know what you’re thinking but to me, it’s cool.

38. Make your Spartan pride soar with this Michigan State bottle lamp.

I know it has an “S” on it. But it’s representative of Michigan State. Don’t ask me how that works.

39. Let the light in with this Michigan State Spartan suncatcher.

Of course, it’s not really a craft project. But since some people do make their own suncatchers, I’ll allow it.

40. Georgia Southern Eagles fans should really enjoy a wreath like this.

I know the Georgia State Panthers isn't as popular as the Georgia Bulldogs. But I love GSU's color scheme.

I know the Georgia Southern Eagles aren’t as popular as the Georgia Bulldogs. But I love GSU’s color scheme.

41. Any Hawkeye fan could ever dream of having this Iowa table.

I think this was more of pet project and is probably not for sale. But I can see why they’d take pride in producing it.

42. Any Wolverine fan would treasure this stained glass Michigan block.

This stained glass block is surely a gem. Like how the light shines through the blue and gold.

43. A UCLA Bruins fan should keep their head snug with this crocheted cap.

Bruins are bears, by the way. Just so you didn’t know that. Yet, the light blue and yellow go very well with the bear ears.

44. This striped LSU Tiger wreath certainly has character.

Yes, it may have a few flowers. But the real spirit in this wreath is in the purple and gold stripes.

45. If your baby needs to rest on the go, this Mizzou cover will do quite nicely.

Well, that looks quite cute. Like the stripes on it. Very creative.

46. For Clemson Tiger fans, there’s nothing to hate about this wreath.

I think this person used letter tiles for this. Gives the wreath its whimsical charm.

47. This Alabama Crimson Tide owl is certainly a hoot.

The owl is red with houndsooth wings. But fans will surely find it adorable.

48. This Notre Dame bauble wreath will surely make the game a festive occasion.

The baubles may be made from glass and metal. But it’s great for a Christmas decoration if the Fightin’ Irish make the BCS Bowl series.

49. Any FSU fan would envy anyone with a mosaic Seminole table.

Someone seems to have too much time on their hands to do this. But I do admire the craftsmanship.

50. Any Penn State football fan would adore these Nittany Lion nesting dolls.

Not sure who all these players are. But I do think these dolls are very well made. Lovely.

51. This LSU deco mesh wreath will make any game a party.

Sure it might not have any Mardi Gras beads. But it has tiger stripes on the letters so that’s something.

52. A true Ohio State fan would certainly hang this buckeye wreath on their front door.

This is decorated with buckeye nuts and moss. Very fitting with the Ohio State spirit and very creative.

53. State College birds will rejoice with this Penn State birdhouse.

This one has a license plate over it. Not sure if it enhances the appeal. But Nittany Lion fans will enjoy it.

54. This glass window is sure to make any Georgia Bulldogs fan rejoice.

Yes, it’s an old window that’s decorated with Georgia Bulldog stuff. A must for any diehard fan.

55. This little Ohio State lighthouse is sure to be a Buckeye delight.

This is a light that’s made from flower pots. Like the lamp on the top as well as the painting.

56. Nothing is more festive for a Notre Dame game than this Mardi Gras bead wreath.

An LSU one would’ve been more appropriate. But I really like this Notre Dame one for some reason. Perhaps blue and gold are a great combination.

57. This Iowa end table will go quite nicely at any Hawkeye home.

Has Iowa on all sides in wooden letters. And it’s certainly well painted. Someone must have too much time on their hands.

58. Nittany Lions fans are bound to fawn over this Penn State wreath.

It’s deco mesh with ribbons. But it also has a wooden Penn State panel in the center where it counts.

59. These crocheted Purdue booties would be great for any little Boilermaker.

They even have Purdue ribbons along with the gold and black. So cute.

60. No little Mountaineer could resist this plush WVU rabbit.

Hell, this rabbit is so adorable that even parents might want it. Anyone WVU fan would want to cuddle with it. So cute.

61. Kick back and relax in these Michigan State Spartan lawn chairs.

They even come in a set with a Spartan head rest. Great for outdoor home tailgate parties.

62. Light up your Mountaineer nights with this WVU bottle light.

Seems to glow brighter than a couch fire in Morgantown. Love the blue ribbon.

63. Any LSU Tiger fan could not resist these stained glass bottle lights.

Like how they have the purple paw prints with the LSU letters. Really brings out the light. Love these.

64. Red and black go quite well with this wreath from Texas Tech.

Texas Tech University may not have team as popular as the Longhorns. But you have to admit, the Red Raiders have a great color scheme that works.

65. This medal Auburn sign has the Tigers’ classic cry.

Not sure about the deal with “War Eagle!” is since their mascot is the Tiger. But I do love the ribbons and font on this.

66. Wildcat fans would surely love to have this Kentucky rag wreath on their door.

Haven’t had anything from the University of Kentucky on here yet. Still, this one has stripes as well as whimsical font to go with it.

67. This fleur de lis door hanging will go well at any LSU Tiger house in Baton Rouge.

This one even has tiger stripe ribbons and purple deco mesh. Love it.

68. This Penn State wreath has a down home rustic charm.

Sure it might not use a lot of decorations. But the ribbon on the navy blue makes it so lovely.

69. This Michigan State quilt will keep any Spartan warm.

Like how they had a patchwork S. It’s in green but has a certain charm to it if you ask me.

70. Any child who loves the UCLA Bruins would want to cover up with this doll.

Well, it’s not exactly a teddy bear. But it’s adorable in a Tim Burtonesque sort of way. Cute.

71. Keep warm during the Hawkeye game with this Iowa quilt.

Unlike some of the quilts I’ve seen, this one has a nice patchwork design. Like the Hawkeyes in the corners.

72. As well all know, Notre Dame is the pride of old Indiana.

Of course, Notre Dame is perhaps the most interesting thing to come out of Indiana. But the gold logo looks really cool in the blue background.

73. Ohio birds are sure to adore this Buckeye approved Ohio State birdhouse.

Yes, it may look like a small, wooden birdhouse. But the Ohio State logo surrounds the hole.

74. For a Texas A&M fan, this Aggie cross is a holy relic.

This is made of wood and has stripes on a panel. Yes, this is a Christian symbol but I’ll allow it since it’s a work of art.

75. This WVU light post will lead you to Mountaineer country.

This lamp post might have blue arrows leading to where you need to go. Is quite quaint on any lawn. Love it.

76. Black and red flowers go great on any Georgia Bulldog wreath.

For a team with a rather intimidating mascot, this is a very beautiful wreath. I’m sure any fan would enjoy this in their home.

77. Perhaps a Florida Gators fan can go with a more floral look.

The flowers may be fake in this but they’re certainly lovely. Doesn’t hurt if the gator is in the center.

78. Grace your front door with this Notre Dame wreath in full Fightin’ Irish glory.

Love how the gold logo stands out from the blue. Wouldn’t mind having this at my door. Not sure if I’d want a Notre Dame one though.

79. Mizzou Tiger fans can’t resist this wreath.

This is a gold wreath with a black Mizzou ribbon. Very well done, according to some fans.

This is a gold wreath with a black Mizzou ribbon. Very well done, according to what some fans may say.

80. No Seminole can’t resist this FSU flower pot football player.

Yes, this is an FSU flower pot person who’s made from flower pots. And yes, it’s certainly adorable.

NCAA College Athlete Exploiting Merchandise

Posted by historymaniacmegan on August 26, 2016

Here am I in my University of Florida Gator snuggie I received from an uncle of mine who lives in Panama City, Florida. Sure it’s not appropriate for summer weather. So I only wore it for the photo. Then again, considering that the University of Florida doesn’t have a lot of cold weather, this Gator snuggie is perfect for my opening post picture.

As I said before, college sports is a huge business in the United States despite that practically all college athletes don’t get paid in any tangible currency. Sure they’re supposed to receive an education from the school. But plenty barely have any time for that, particularly if they’re Division I. Nevertheless, since college sports are incredibly popular, it should surprise nobody that you’ll find a lot of college sports crap if you look hard enough. Yes, I know that colleges make money from ticket sales, tuition payments, contributions, and the like. But as long as there are people willing to buy overpriced crap, they might as well reap in the benefits. Besides, in college sports, it’s usually the brand that’s more important than the players since they’re only in the programs for up to 4 years before graduation anyway. Hell, some don’t even graduate if they become eligible for the pros (despite that this doesn’t happen very often. And when it does, there’s a strong chance they may not be nearly the star player they once were in their college days. Just ask Heisman winner Tim Tebow). Nevertheless, I can go along with showing you all the jerseys and other items they sell. But you’d probably be bored with it. So instead, I’ll show you items that might make you scratch your head since few would even consider buying something like that at all. Most of these items are from Division I schools naturally.

Take your little one to the big game with this purple and gold LSU stroller.

Not sure about you. But I don’t think any parent should take young children to a Division I college game. It’s not very kid friendly environment and they’d probably be whiny the whole time.

2. This Penn State bar counter is perfect for tailgating at Happy Valley.

That is, if you have a pickup to carry it in and are willing to spend a large amount of money on outdoor furniture. Other than that, it’s not worth it.

3. This Oregon hoodie allows you to carry a beer bottle in your pocket.

However, if you see someone with a hoodie like this on them as well as a beer bottle in them, they may have a problem. This is especially if they have beers in both hands, too.

4. Sing the blues when your team loses with this WVU acoustic guitar.

Because singing annoying country music is a much better way to deal with your emotions than setting a couch on fire. At least it won’t lead to calling the fire department.

5. No LSU fan’s home is complete without a Tiger toilet seat.

This is actually a vintage item and may not be available. But it’s made from solid wood and intricately carved.

6. Get your pet in the Buckeye spirit with this Ohio State feed bowl holder.

Because your dog will really be grateful that you did. Though Rover would’ve been just as happy if you bought a plain one for less money.

7. Have your baby show Wildcat pride on March Madness with this University of Kentucky blinky.

For the love of God, these overpriced pacifiers aren’t worth your money. Seriously, why do they even exist? Just get a regular one for your baby. It’s cheaper.

8. Stomp in support for your Nittany Lions with these Penn State cowboy boots.

I can understand if these are sold in the western colleges, especially if they have a western themed mascot. But Penn State? State College was never in cowboy country!

9. This chic University of Kentucky sequin purse is Wildcat approved.

Yes, I know that there are plenty of women who are fans of college sports. Some even played them. But this pink sequin UK purse is utterly ridiculous.

10. Ladies, show your Duck pride with this University of Oregon sequin bra.

Why the fuck does this even exist? Seriously, sequin bras are stupid enough. But ones with college logos on them? I don’t know if that’s worse.

11. Texas Longhorn fans will surely adore these University of Texas wedding garters.

Yes, I know football at all levels is very big in Texas. But I still don’t understand why these Longhorn garters have to exist. It’s crazy.

12. Light it up this summer with this geometric Notre Dame fire dome.

Yes, you got that right. Think of it as a geometric shape iron dome with Notre Dame stuff on it. Will certainly light up the sky.

13. Show your Buckeye pride with these Ohio State lawn frogs.

I know lawn ornaments can be pretty ridiculous. But college team lawn frogs? That’s just a whole another level.

14. Now you can know how cold it is in Columbus with this Ohio State gnome thermometer.

I don’t know about you. But I think thermometers shouldn’t hold bias to the seasons. And this gnome is obviously carrying a snow shovel.

15. Put your Wildcats on your toast with this University of Kentucky branding toaster.

Yeah, I know I showed you similar stuff in my NFL merch post. But these colleges tend to sell similar products. And a lot of them tend to be ridiculous as well.

16. Propose to your Buckeye girlfriend with this Ohio State engagement ring.

Then again, guys, on second thought, don’t. Seriously, just because you and your girlfriend are friends of Ohio State, doesn’t mean you should. Because it might backfire.

17. Keep your drink at your side when watching the Fightin’ Irish with this Notre Dame hip flask.

And yet, another example of Notre Dame playing to offensive Irish stereotypes. Because what is anyone going to keep in a hip flask? Water? Oh, hell no.

18. Grace your living room with this stained glass Mizzou Tiger lamp.

Because nothing makes your home look chic like a Tiffany style lamp of your college team. Then again, it probably looks better at a sports bar.

19. Keep your basement well furnished on game day with this set of Notre Dame Fightin’ Irish bar stools.

Another case of Notre Dame playing to derogatory Irish stereotypes. But at least it’s not as bad as with the hip flask. Great for any Irish pub.

20. Fans of the Alabama Crimson Tide will enjoy this commemorative golf set.

Sure there may be people who enjoy golf in Alabama. But just because someone enjoys college football, doesn’t mean they like golf, too. Just saying.

21. Show support for your Nittany Lions at Beaver Stadium with this digital jersey pin.

It’s a pin that has an on going message saying, “Go Nittany Lions!” Yet, it must be very expensive if you ask me.

22. Nothing makes a night worth remembering than a bonfire in a Texas Longhorn fire pit.

Because why go through all the trouble of making one in your own backyard when you can buy this? Yes, it might be more expensive but that’s beside the point.

23. Why carry your stadium seat and cooler separately, when this USC cooler knapsack lets you do both in one piece?

Now that’s very convenient. However, you’ll probably save more money buy a plain one instead. Just saying.

24. This Penn State pocket watch makes a great gift for any Nittany Lion fan.

Well, if he’s your grandpa who went to Penn State before Joe Pa coached there. But other than that, I’m not sure.

25. Show your Crimson Tide spirit in your truck with these Alabama University truck mats.

Well, if you have a pickup that has 2 rows of seats. Yet, not all pickup trucks actually do.

26. Wipe your mess clean at the game with these NCAA licensed paper towels.

Pictured are Alabama, LSU, and Texas A&M. Of course, regular paper towels do the job just fine, are probably cheaper, and you can get them anywhere.

27. Keep yourself warm and snug at the games with this LSU Tiger snuggie.

Because how else are going to keep warm in Baton Rouge on those 70 degree days? Also, it’s kind of ugly.

28. Now you can move around with ease in this Ohio State motor scooter.

Because bicycles are so overrated, right? Still, I’ve never seen anyone using a motor scooter and I think this one is expensive as hell.

29. You’re always ready for tailgating with this USC picnic set.

For nothing makes you more ready for college football than showing up at the tailgate party with a wicker picnic basket. Also, does this one include dishes and utensils for more than one person? Because it doesn’t seem like it.

30. Now you can make your home smell like a lucky shamrock with this Notre Dame scented candle.

Yes, Yankee Candle really does sell these. I didn’t make this up. They have ones for other teams, too. Yet, the Notre Dame one is among the few that make sense.

31. Get comfortable watching the Panthers with this University of Pittsburgh helmet armchair.

Seems a bit high, don’t you think? Also, not sure if I really want to sit in one of those, anyway.

32. Make your Iowa University tailgating complete with this Hawkeye portable grill.

Then again, it might’ve been cheaper to get a similar plain grill and place a Hawkeye sticker on it. But that’s just my opinion.

33. Mountaineer fans can enjoy endless fun with WVU Monopoly.

It’s like Monopoly except the winner hast to torch their couch on fire. Because that’s a crazy WVU tradition.

34. Always be ready for anything with this USC Trojan toolbox.

Well, anything that comes to home repair or home project. However, I don’t think it includes the kind of tools you’ll need to build a massive wooden horse though.

35. Nothing makes you more pumped for an Oregon Duck game like these tye die shirts.

I’m sure any resident campus hippie will certainly dig them. Hey, I didn’t say they couldn’t be sports fans, too.

36. Now you can support your Ducks in the comfort of your home with one of these Oregon armchairs.

Comes in Oregon Duck colors which might clash with some of the living room furniture. Then again, why does sport team furniture even exist?

37. It’s not a day of Penn State football without this Nittany Lion pigskin toaster.

Even brands the Penn State logo on your toast. Why you’d think it’s necessary is beyond me.

38. Keep yourself warm this winter with some blue hot chocolate from the University of Florida.

Because you’re bound to need some hot drink to keep you from freezing during a 70 degree winter in Gainesville. So why not take the chance than on a beverage that might make your lips and tongue look like you’re suffering from hypothermia?

39. Step out in style in these LSU jeweled high-heeled shoes.

I don’t know about you. But I’d rather attend a college game in more comfortable footwear. High heels are for more high end occasions like parties.

40. May your bathroom be a tribute to your team with this Mizzou Tigers toilet.

Now that’s one of the most tacky toilets I’ve ever seen. I mean tiger stripes? That’s insane.

41. Keep your home secure with your very own Alabama Crimson Tide handgun.

Oh, my God, please tell me that this doesn’t exist! Seriously, these things kill people that there’s a reason why Texas professors don’t want them in their classrooms. And I hope this weapon is never seen on a college campus ever. Also, hope they don’t have one for Virginia Tech.

42. Support your college team from beyond the grave in this LSU casket.

Yes, these team caskets do exist. Yes, I know it’s ridiculous and think a regular one is cheaper. But somehow there’s a demand.

43. Drink like a true Nittany lion fan with these Penn State light up reusable ice cubes.

Yes, you read that right. These are reusable ice cubes with Penn State logos. Don’t ask me how that works. They also light up.

44. Enjoy the great stadium popcorn taste at game day with your very own University of Kentucky popcorn maker.

Because why go through the trouble with the microwavable stuff when you can get this? Then again, there are plenty of ways to make popcorn without buying expensive stuff like this.

45. Now you can fish with Mountaineer pride if you have this WVU fishing lure.

Not sure if the fish would go for a WVU fishing lure. And in some West Virginia rivers, I’m not sure if you’ll find fish in there at all.

46. Keep your food nice and cool with your very own Ohio State refrigerator.

College team mini fridges are one thing. But a standard fridge? I don’t think anyone’s buying it. Besides, you can easily use different color tape to obtain the look anyway.

47. This Christmas, make sure your kids are well behaved with this University of Kentucky Elf on the Shelf.

And I thought that the regular Elf on the Shelf was creepy that I devoted blog posts making fun of it. Yeah, this is insane.

48. Get your drinks during tailgating with this LSU R2-D2 drink server.

To be fair, this R2-D2 was painted with LSU colors. Yet, it’s pretty ridiculous just the same, especially if it’s near younger college students.

49. Keep yourself warm at Happy Valley with these Penn State heavy duty Nike gloves.

Then again, they may not be for winter. Besides, I think you can get a cheaper pair practically anywhere.

50. Make bath time so much fun with this Nittany Lion duck from Penn State.

Okay, this is freaky. I mean it seems to be a cross between a rubber duck and and a mountain lion. Then again, the head reminds me more of a bear. Seriously, why?

51. Keep your wine at hand with this Iowa Hawkeyes high heeled wine holder.

I don't understand why such wine holders even exist. I mean even regular ones seem tackier, especially with encrusted gems.

I don’t understand why such wine holders even exist. I mean even regular ones seem tacky as hell, especially with encrusted gems.

52. Step out at any time of the year in this Syracuse adjustable dress.

Well, at least this one doesn’t have the Orange mascot on it. Yet, how is this 4 dresses in one? What its secret?

53. Keep your hair nice and neat with your very own Florida Gators straightener.

So there are hair products with sports logos? And in sport colors, too? Wouldn’t a regular straightener do just fine?

54. Come to the game in style with a pair of University of Tennessee sunglasses.

By the way, these are for women since they have sparkly rhinestones encrusted on them. I know it’s crazy, right?

55. Ladies, keep yourself in the team spirit with these NCAA nail polish sets.

Pictured here are Alabama, Michigan State, and Notre Dame. And did I tell you they come in football helmet bottles?

56. These NCAA candle warmers are just what everyone needs.

I have no idea what these actually do besides possibly warming a candle. But isn’t that what a flame is supposed to do?

57. Nothing looks better on a cake in West Virginia than this WVU burning couch candle.

Now the age old WVU victory celebration is now a candle. And there's plenty of wax to go around.

Now the age old WVU victory celebration of vandalism is now a candle. And there’s plenty of wax to go around.

58. Nothing looks better in a Florida State Seminole fan’s cabinet than this commemorative FSU decanter set.

Those who know about American history may remember that many Native Americans didn’t take well to alcoholic beverages. So kind of makes this gift kind of inappropriate for a Seminoles fan.

59. This Penn State collectible gas station shelf provides sufficient storage space.

I can understand a regular gas station shelf if you want to go for a retro look? But this? Seems more appropriate for a bar.

60. Light it up in your home with this stained glass LSU helmet lamp.

I was going to include one of the Philadelphia Eagles for the NFL merchandise last year. But I couldn’t. So here’s the LSU Tiger one.

61. I’m sure any woman Texas Longhorn fan would want a bouquet of roses like these.

Yes, they make these. But while some school colors may work on floral displays, Texas University’s isn’t one of them.

62. Get some outdoor rest in this LSU canopy hammock.

Think I might’ve featured one of these in my outdoor items post. Then again, I might not have.

63. This Iowa Hawkeye fridge comes with a tap for serving drinks.

Sure this will be all the rage at Iowa University parties. Even when the students are underage, too.

64. At Michigan State, Juke ‘Em is a football card game.

Not sure how this is played or whether it’s present on college campuses. But the graphics remind me of band aid packaging.

65. No Penn State bathroom should be complete without a Nittany Lion shower curtain.

Then again, in light of the Jerry Sandusky scandal, I'm not sure if these should be on the market. Of course, perhaps I should've kept my mouth shut on that. But I couldn't resist.

Then again, in light of the Jerry Sandusky scandal, I’m not sure if these should be on the market and I’ll just leave you at that. Of course, perhaps I should’ve kept my mouth shut on that. But I couldn’t resist. Now I feel terrible.

66. This Fightin’ Irish bar sign will certainly light up a room.

Seems like something you’d see at an Irish pub. Like if it was in Las Vegas.

67. Now you can watch your Mountaineers on your very own WVU couch.

Yes, watch the Mountaineers on this WVU sofa. And when it gets old and starts falling apart, you can give it a proper send off the next time they win.

68. Tailgating at Wisconsin University has never been so much fun than with this football helmet drink dispenser.

I was going to use an LSU one. But since I haven’t featured anything from the Wisconsin Badgers, I decided to go with this.

69. Your little ones feel snug and warm in these Florida Gator booties.

Because those 70 degree winters can really cause a freeze. Still, its unlikely they’ll ever be used on the Florida University campus.

70. Now your pooch can show support for the Tar Heels with this North Carolina cheerleading outfit.

It’s one thing to have a cheerleading outfit for a little girl. But one for a dog? I really don’t understand.

71. Your little one can’t go to a Michigan Wolverine tailgating party without this high chair.

I was wondering if they have fold up high chairs like that. Wish I could find one of these for my outdoor post.

72. Make your place more interesting with this FSU hat and face.

Is it just me, or do I find this utterly creepy. I mean it doesn’t have a head for God’s sake. Don’t know why they thought it was a good idea.

73. Any Wolverine football fan will sure adore this Michigan Mr. Potato Head.

Seems like there’s a Mr. Potato Head for everything these days. Even in college football apparently.

74. No female Wolverine fan should go without their very own Michigan football purse.

Yes, it’s a purse shaped like a football. No, I’m not sure if anyone would buy it but some people might like it.

75. Keep your dog safe in warm in these fleece Michigan Wolverine pajamas.

This dog seems to have this: “Kill me now” look in its face. Seriously, dog pajamas? Most dogs don’t even wear them. Besides they have something to keep them warm through the night anyway. It’s called fur.

76. Keep your kid safe in the car with this Notre Dame Fightin’ Irish car seat.

Comes with its own cup holder, too. Also, a plain car seat like this one is probably cheaper, anyway.

77. Get in the Christmas spirit with these Michigan State Spartan candy canes on your tree.

I’m sure these are for decoration since they seem to have a place for string on them. Yet, they also look rather disgusting despite being green.

78. Have your little one snuggle up with their very own Dream Lite Otto the Orange from Syracuse.

Of course, your kid will be puzzled on why an upstate New York college has an orange as their mascot. But there are some things that you can’t really explain.

79. Have hours of Nittany Lion fun with this Penn State arcade game machine.

Yes, this exists. I guess this has to do with football. Probably incredibly expensive and so not worth it.

80. Always know where the wind is blowing with your very own Ohio State weather vane.

Like you really would buy it and attach it to the roof of your house. Give me a break, you wouldn’t even if you’re a diehard Buckeyes fan.

College Sports Fans Dressed in School Spirit Attire

Posted by historymaniacmegan on August 25, 2016

Since I went to Saint Vincent College, I decided to dress in my alma mater’s attire. Here I am with a Saint Vincent College football hat as well as my March of the Bearcats jacket, polo, and basketball T-shirt. Yes, it’s a Division III school, but it’s in the spirit of the article. After all, this is about school spirit anyway.

In late August, it’s not unusual to see college kids moving into their dorms on campus with freshman doing so for the first time. However, it’s very likely that the college athletes have already moved back on campus and are preparing for another season, particularly football players. And if they’re on a Division I team, then they’re probably under a lot of pressure to do their best that some of them may not have the time to do any actual schoolwork. Let’s just say going to a Division I school on a full athletic scholarship isn’t nearly what it’s cracked up to be. And that’s nearly getting into how the NCAA profits from these kids tremendously despite that they don’t even pay them a dime. Anyway, in America, college sports are big business and sometimes it’s not unusual for people to feel more loyalty to their college teams than their pro teams. It may be because they went to the school themselves like my dad with Slippery Rock or me with Saint Vincent. Sometimes it might be because the college is within a closer geographic proximity which I think is the case with many WVU and Crimson Tide fans since West Virginia and Alabama don’t have any Big 4 pro sports teams within their state. Not to mention, there are more college teams than pro teams. Yet, these colleges do have their fans and some of them can be outright crazy. And that’s where I come in to show you some of the craziest college fans decked in their ridiculous game day finest so you can see for yourself. Because although I may not be a big sports fan, I do know that college sports are very popular that people would go to these ridiculous lengths to support their team. So for your college reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of wacky college sports fans to enjoy. Most of them will be from Division I schools, naturally.

Seems like Dumbledore or Gandalf the White made a presence at Happy Valley.

I think he was wearing this during a white out PSU game. But the wizard beard and body paint is just the same.

2. This South Florida woman is totally pumped to see her beloved Bulls.

And she has a horn hat as well as painted her whole body to prove it. Okay, she’s wearing a camisole, but still. This is over the top.

3. At the University of Michigan, all this guy needs is body paint, a helmet, and shoulder pads to support his Wolverines.

Yes, this guy is in full regalia as we know it. Still, he doesn’t have a nice message for Ohio State at any rate.

4. Introducing the Pitt Penguin.

Okay, he’s not a player for the NHL Pittsburgh Penguins. He’s just a fan of the Pitt Panthers in a penguin suit. Yes, I know it looks ridiculous.

5. These Happy Valley bunnies have come out on a winter’s day to support their Nittnay Lions.

Now this has to be PSU school spirit at its finest. Doesn't hurt that some of these guys are clad in pink bunny suits. Love it.

Now this has to be PSU school spirit at its finest. Doesn’t hurt that some of these guys are clad in pink bunny pajama suits. Love it.

6. The biggest WVU fans always go with their full body paint on.

WVU fans are a particular lot in the college landscape. The Mountaineer football team has a very passionate fanbase. It’s also said that a lot of fans have taken up the practice of couch burning.

7. This Montana fan has got his war paint on.

And he seems to have rather ornate shoulder pads to match. Like how he has the hand print on his face.

8. Here we have a Florida State Seminole fan in full war bonnet attire with a Northern Illinois husky admirer.

Just for the record, I don’t condone the Seminole wearing the war bonnet and fully understand that it’s highly offensive to Native Americans. However, since this is a college fan post, his ridiculous war bonnet attire is so over the top that I just couldn’t resist leaving it out.

9. A fan from the University of Kansas can’t be fully dressed without a feather headdress.

Kansas U’s mascot is the Jayhawk. And yes, this is fairly offensive to Native Americans but equally outrageous. Yet, I think it’s golden.

10. This Pitt girl bares her midriff even when it’s snowing outside.

Yeah, I know bare midriffs aren’t a great idea in snowy weather. But I do like her Panther hat and makeup though.

11. To this guy from the University of New Hampshire, the Wildcats are always #1 in hockey.

Doesn’t hurt that he’s wearing a puck hat to boot. Also he painted his face white and light blue.

12. At Louisiana State, a mother always tries to foster her love for the Tigers to her daughter.

However, I’m not sure going to an LSU game topless in body paint is a good idea. Because body paint is no substitute for a shirt in my opinion.

13. At the University of South Carolina, this man dons his chicken hat with pride.

South Carolina’s mascot is the game cock which is a chicken once used in the now illegal practice of cockfighting. Yes, you read that right. Don’t ask me, that’s how they call it.

14. This Arkansas fan is a true hog’s head in the making.

The University of Arkansas’s mascot is a razorback which is an aggressive wild pig. And the rap pigs get, razorbacks can be downright nasty.

15. This Temple fan dons a red sombrero to support the Owls.

Contrary to the sombrero, Temple is a college in Philadelphia. Also, owls are cool, by the way.

16. These University of Cincinnati fans are decked with all the bells and whistles.

Well, they have red and black shoulder pads along with crazy hats. But they’ll do for this fan post. Also, Cinci’s mascot is a bearcat which isn’t a fierce creature by any stretch.

17. This Central Florida fan shows his pride for the Knights by painting himself in gold.

Like the navy blue touches, blue wig, and pom poms. This guy has great talent. Must be a repressed art major.

18. Have you ever met a Florida Gator head?

Now this is the kind of Florida Gator we all should be rooting for. And I favor this one over the obnoxious Tim Tebow any day of the week. Love it.

19. At Mississippi State University, someone seems to take “Respect the Bell” to a whole new level.

He also tends to take “more cowbell” to a whole new level as well. Since he’s dressed like one. Wonder how he sits and goes to the bathroom.

20. This Louisville fan wears his Cardinal pride on his face.

That is a great make up job if I ever saw one. Almost looks like a cardinal face. Awesome.

21. Check out this man’s Iowa suit.

Well, it’s a hawk suit and striped coveralls. And it’s tacky as can be. But at least he’s in the Iowa spirit of things.

22. On game day, LSU Tiger fans go all out.

LSU fans tend to be a little crazier college sports fans than some of the other schools for some reason. But I like the purple kilt in this.

23. These Kansas State fans want to scare the death out of their enemies on the stands.

Yes, they may be wearing purple skull heads. But they’re probably as harmless as can be. They’re just supporting their Wildcats at the game.

24. He may only wear a barrel but at the University of Wyoming, he’s having a barrel of fun.

Yes, there’s a University of Wyoming and their team is the Cowboys. Yet, their color scheme is different from the NFL Dallas team. So there’s nothing to worry about.

25. At the VCU basketball game, these Ram fans go with clown wigs and beads.

The “Save Shaka Smart” on their foam hands refers to the team’s head coach at the time who led the Rams to a winning season as well as the NCAA Men’s Final Four. However, he didn’t stay for long and is now coaching for the University of Texas.

26. Hope you’re not scared by this Virginia Tech clown.

Then again, since he can induce nightmares, I think he might make a better VT mascot than the one they have now. Still pretty scary, though.

27. At Virginia Commonwealth University, these guys are pumped for the Rowdy Rams.

I hope my sister likes these guys since they’re from her school in Richmond. One of them is even dressed like Hulk Hogan and another guy is wearing a kilt.

28. Iowa Hawk couples who see games together stay together.

And yes, they dress up in ridiculous costumes together. Like the woman’s beak and braids which I think are perfect.

29. Who knew they crowdsurfed in the Navy?

Well, the military branch academies do compete in the NCAA Div. I athletics. But I’m not sure if they count as colleges. Nevertheless, love the blue hair.

30. Oklahoma Sooner fans dress in full clown attire for their team.

Yes, I know they look like a couple of clowns in pajamas. But I’ve seen fans in more ridiculous outfits than that. You’ll probably find this amusing though.

31. At Tennessee, even the cafeteria chefs come out to support their Volunteers.

Doesn’t hurt that he has a Tennessee apron and chef’s hat to match. But among all the orange, he certainly stands out.

32. Once a Texas Longhorn man, always a Texas Longhorn man.

He even has a Longhorn hat with players’ signatures on it. Must be a real fan to go that far.

33. This Notre Dame fan goes all out to show pride for his Fightin’ Irish.

Not sure what to think about having Winnie the Pooh in his crotch area. But he wears a nice Irish flag suit.

34. At WVU, this woman is willing to go full Mountaineer on game day.

After all, she’s dressed in buckskin attire, complete with coonskin cap and fringes. She even carries a stick for good measure.

35. These Florida Vikings seem a little disappointed.

But at least they dressed in crocheted Viking hats with beards. Looks ridiculous but should keep them warm.

36. From Texas A&M, I give you the Aggie hat.

Like how she used small plush cows for it along with signs. So clever.

37. This Volunteer fan paints himself with orange and white on game day.

Yes, he’s from Tennessee. And yes he wanted his paint job to match his hair. Because he’s cheering for the Volunteers.

38. At Kansas State, this man will do anything to see his Wildcats win.

Even if it means, resorting to crazy hair styles and coming to games with a cow skull. Yes, he’s willing to try anything.

39. At South Florida, you’re bound to find some creative fans during the tailgate parties.

Of course, these guys consist of two men in sparkly body paint an a guy in a grass skirt and pom pom bra. Yes, you have fans like that.

40. This guy goes for the Miami Canes all the way.

And he’s decked in Miami Hurricane colors like a true South Floridian. Even has glasses to match.

41. Didn’t know Dorothy, Thing 1, and Thing 2 were huge Boise State fans.

Odd, since I’d imagine Dorothy to support a college team in Kansas since she’s from there. As for Thing 1 and Thing 2, I think they’re both guys. But to each his own.

42. These Oregon Ducks fans will rock and roll all night on game day.

They even have the Kiss faces with green and yellow makeup. And they’re wearing matching wigs, too.

43. These Texas Longhorn women wear their team spirit on their hair.

Yes, that’s Texas Longhorn hair. And yes, you’d more or less expect in in Dr. Seuss. But at least it’s in the spirit of things.

44. This Kansas Jayhawks fan is a bit blue.

Okay, so his team lost. Big deal. But I do like how he’s wearing a Jayhawk outfit though.

45. As Darth Vader said at Texas, “May the horns be with you.”

Okay, he may not have said “May the Force be with you” in Star Wars. But it’s in the spirit.

46. At Ohio State, Big Nut is a self-professed member of the 6th Man Club.

Of course, Ohio State is better known for football than basketball. But it’s a great picture that I couldn’t resist.

47. Stripes and spots really stand out for this University of Georgia fan.

Yes, I know it looks tacky. But what does he care? He’s there to support his Bulldogs.

48. This Crimson Tide fan is always an Alabama boy at heart.

Yes, that’s a guy in football gear and coveralls. Don’t ask me how he got that idea. But he makes it work.

49. A big foam cowboy hat will surely stand out at Oregon.

Sure it makes you look like an idiot. But at least his hat matches with his jacket. I’ll give him that.

50. At the University of Miami, these two guys show their spirit other fans can’t even fathom.

Yes, one has a horned ibis helmet while the other has a Bane mask. But they have their flags and banners on full display.

51. This Boston College fan wears his hat to show his Eagle pride.

Now that hat is just so unreal. Just looks like a small carousel. Someone must have too much time on his hands.

52. For the Florida State Seminoles, this woman dresses in full buckskin attire.

Yes, she loves the Florida State Seminoles so much that she’s willing to practice cultural appropriation to show her team spirit. Yes, Native Americans, I give you permission to facepalm at this time. Yes, it’s very offensive and something you shouldn’t do at a football game.

53. These Boise fans come dressed in their finest feathered hats.

Of course, one is dressed as a pimp which is kind of insulting to blacks. But that’s beside the point. Like the other guy’s shoulder pads though.

54. These Ohio State Buckeye fans know how to show pride in the stands.

Love how all are in their Buckeye regalia for the game. One of them even has a buckeye necklace. Love it.

55. These cuddly Baylor Bears have come to watch a basketball game.

Helps that Baylor’s mascot is a bear. Still, the faces are cuddly but it’s hard to find a guy in an animal costume adorable. But this isn’t bad.

56. Hey, it’s the guys from Duck Dynasty at Saint Louis.

Okay, these are people dressed up like characters from Duck Dynasty. Like the one in the balloon hat the best.

57. Seems like a VCU basketball game is one fit for a Pharaoh.

And he’s in the King Tut headdress to match his stripped sleeves to boot. Wonder what my sister will think about this.

58. Missouri University always tries to project a friendly face.

These are members of the Missouri band dressed up as Sesame Street characters in the stands. Yes, they seem to be having a good time.

59. This Alabama fan knows that his Crimson Tide are the champs.

And champions the Crimson Tide certainly are. Mostly because the BCS system is rigged in their favor.

60. At Gonzaga, this guy goes all the way for his Bulldogs.

And yes, he’s in a clown and cape attire for good measure. Kind of wish there was a March Madness fan tournament where the more outrageous costume wins the round.

61. At Oregon State, these nuns will pray for God’s wrath on anyone who doesn’t support their team.

Yes, they’re guys dressed as nuns. But as a Catholic, I don’t find their outfits offensive. In fact, I think they’re quite clever to tell you the truth.

62. You can’t go to an Oregon Ducks game without a Oregon clam bra.

Yeah, I know what that girl is thinking about sitting next to a guy dressed like that. But I think the Oregon shell bra is quite clever and hilarious.

63. Hey, is there a smurf in the crowd?

This is a scene from Duke where the fans paint themselves with blue body paint. I know it’s ridiculous but it’s a tradition. Don’t ask me.

64. This University Washington fan is trying to take a picture from a king’s eye view.

Guess someone wants a good view of the Huskies. Even in a crown and gold mask which seems more suitable for Mardi Gras than anything.

65. Hope these LSU fans are able to cash in but it seems unlikely.

Yes, these are guys dressed as pimps. I don’t know why they do that. But they look ridiculous enough that they go on this post.

66. This Alabama fan is willing to roll in the Tide.

Like how the guy is wearing a Tide box hat with 2 rolls of toilet paper. Seems quite simple compared to the other fans on this post.

67. Yes, there’s no doubt that Oregon fans are bananas.

These two even dress in Oregon banana suits for the Ducks. Yes, I know it defies some degree of logic.

68. Today, I introduce you to none other than Florida Gator Man.

He even comes with a long gator tail to show his prowess. And to slap around fans from the other team. He never fails.

69. Oregon Ducks should know better than mess with Oregon Vader.

Because he really doesn’t take it kindly when the Ducks lose. Players might want to stay on his good side.

70. Didn’t know the Joker was a Georgia Bulldogs fan.

However, I wouldn’t want to sit near the Joker in the stands. Has a reputation for being pretty insane.

71. So this is what it’s like to be a Volunteer in a pool of Gators.

So Florida was the home team in this game against Tennessee? Makes sense but the Gator fans don’t seem too happy.

72. At Pitt, some fans live the blue and gold.

And yes, he seems to be wanting to lead the crowd into the Pitt Panthers spirit. Even if he looks totally ridiculous for the occasion.

73. At LSU, this man goes for the full Tiger suit.

Yes, the outfit looks totally hideous and not something you’d want to wear on the street. But this guy is supporting his team. Don’t judge him.

74. As an LSU fan, this woman takes being a Tiger quite literally.

Yes, she’s dressed and painted to look like an LSU Tiger. Yes, it’s insane. But at least she’s wearing a bra.

75. At North Carolina University, these fans decided to go Tar Heel blue.

Yes, North Carolina’s mascot is a Tar Heel which looks like a ram. However, it does look quite intimidating and isn’t lame.

76. This Notre Dame fan is proud that he’s Fightin’ Irish.

However, he might want to tone down the sleazy leprechaun look. Because it may offensive to some of my Irish viewers.

77. When it comes to supporting the Oregon Ducks, this guy shows his pride dressed in a hula skirt and flower bra.

Yes, I know he’s dressed like that when it’s probably not ideal to do so. But he certainly stands out in the crowd.

78. FSU man comes to Florida State to inspire Seminole pride.

Finally, a Florida State man on this post who’s not dressed to offend Native Americans. He’s a superhero instead.

79. Never fear, Seminole Man is here.

Yes, that’s another Florida State superhero fan in body paint. But his initials on his chest are SN for Seminole.

80. At Boise State, you can’t leave out the blue haired Elvis impersonators.

Guess they get quite an audience. Like their orange scarves and glasses along with their white suits.

81. Now these guys just roll with the Alabama Crimson Tide.

So they have toilet paper rolls on their helmets and are wearing large red Tide boxes. Love it.

82. At Pitt, you’re bound to find a few strange hats out there.

This guy seems to have a Pitt Panther on an aircraft carrier. Hate to sit behind him or stand.

83. At Georgia Tech, Yellow Jackets fans may seem more inclined to yellow.

Apparently, that seems to be the case. Not sure if seeing them in real life hurts the eyes.

84. These Georgia Bulldogs fans seem to come quite spiked at the shoulders.

Well, they have spikes in their shoulder pads. But I’d really not want to sit next to any of them even on a good day.

85. These people always know how to support their Trojans at USC.

Funny, I hadn’t had California college fans on here yet. But while one is in a swimsuit, the other is in hoplite armor.

86. At USC, the girls are said to deck themselves in red and gold on game day.

At least the red body paint isn’t as harmful on the skin as a tanning booth. But the one in gold seems like she might have jaundice.

87. A college football fan always tries to foster their love of the game to the next generation.

But whether I approve of this Tennessee Volunteers fan and his sons wearing gangster outfits is another matter. Still, they seem rather well dressed despite the dad resembling a creamcicle.

88. This man knows how to show off his WVU Mountaineer pride without burning a couch.

Well, he’s dressed like a Mountaineer with a raccoon tail and coveralls. He also has light up glasses, too.

89. At Happy Valley, when in doubt, go with blue hair.

Seems like what this girl has done in the stands at a Penn State game. She’s even wearing beads.

90. This Rowdy Rams fan knows how to make an entrance.

He’s even wearing golden ram horns at a VCU basket ball game. Very fitting at that school.

91. Among America’s finest in blue, this bear is true fan among them.

Luckily for them, it’s a guy in a bear costume. But I love how he seems to be cheering on in the stands.

92. At Missou, this Tiger fan goes for the ultimate body paint tribute.

Is it a bit too much? Yes. Will he look ridiculous? Yes. Does he have artistic talent? Yes.

93. At the University of Arizona, this Wildcat fan is a real hotdog.

Not sure why anyone would dress as a hotdog to support their college team. But this person seems to have a great costume nonetheless.

94. This USC fan seems to be a real pinhead.

Because he has a hat with a lot of USC pins on it. And you can barely see the hat other than the plume on top.

95. For some reason University of Nebraska fans tend to wear corn hats and hold up one of their shoes.

Nebraska’s team is the Huskers. And yes, some of them wear corn heads which I think is ridiculous. But the shoe thing speaks for itself.

96. This Stanford fan will not be mocked for supporting his team.

Even if he’s wearing big red glasses and a blue clown wig. And did I say he’s a drummer?

97. These Uncle Sam Navy fans will knock your socks off.

Yes, they’re in Uncle Sam suits with boxing gloves. But They seem to have a really good time nonetheless.

98. At Syracuse, it doesn’t hurt to dress like an orange in the stands.

Sure it might make you look like an idiot. But hey, it’s not that fans come to the games to look good, especially when they wear outrageous outfits.

99. At the University of Utah, the Pumpkin head man comes out to support the Utes.

Probably something this guy does for Halloween. Wouldn’t want to sit behind him in the stands though.

100. At Colorado University, this guy will do what it takes to show his Buffalo pride.

I think this guy might be dressed as a character from the Halo video game. But I’m not sure. But I like the horns though.

Extra! Extra! Read All About These Breaking Newspaper Headlines

Posted by historymaniacmegan on August 21, 2016

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Before the days of the Internet and TV, there was mass media called newspapers which informed the public of the day’s current events. One of their ways to catch viewers’ attention to articles was through a nice bold headlines. Of course, headlines on the front page usually got the most attention and were usually about events of historical and worldly significance. Nevertheless, newspapers continue to exist today but their glory days are very much over in this age of social media. Now I can show you all the great headlines I’ve seen before. But you’ll probably be bored by them to tears. So I’ll give you headlines by people who aren’t very good at some basic aspects associated with their job. Because unlike people on Twitter, they have to worry about things like grammar and syntax when their lines are in 124 characters or less. And sometimes they don’t come out very well. So enjoy these eye catching headlines for your reading pleasure. Some of these might not be safe for work, by the way.

Oh, shit somebody squawked.

Didn’t know that parrots could resort to such criminal behavior. Maybe that’s why pirates kept them. Polly wants you to give him all your crackers or else.

2. Apparently, someone wasn’t sticking to their diet plan.

To be fair, I’m not sure if dieting works anyway. But that doesn’t stop people from trying it.

3. When it comes to crime, this man probably comes as a jack of all trades.

So what do they mean by, “everything?” The term seems rather non-specific here. Like he was arrested for arson, murder, jaywalking, robbery, grand theft auto, rape, extortion, torture, and more.

4. Apparently, Uranus has been acting up more than predicted.

I think someone was wanting to write that headline for years. Sound sort of like some dirty joke since Uranus is so unfortunately named.

5. When it bleeds, it leads, especially when it pertains to rhyme.

Yes, I know that moose-auto collisions are nothing to joke about. But this headline is hilarious for its rhyming scheme.

6. While some people have imaginary friends, the Dallas-Ft.Worth SWAT Team stages stand offs in apartments belonging to imaginary pot growers.

Yeah, a stand off in an empty apartment isn’t going to inspire public confidence. Also, those “tomato plants” in the lead aren’t really tomato plants.

7. According to Nike, Tiger Woods plays with his own balls in golf.

Apparently that hasn’t stopped him from cheating. But I think Nike was trying to say that Tiger plays with his own golf balls.

8. As far as “Civil War planes” go, I don’t think it pertains to America here. At least I hope so.

I know this headline refers to a civil war in another country. However, whenever Americans hear “Civil War” they usually think about something that happened nearly 4 decades before airplanes were invented.

9. Guess that marks the end of that discussion.

So this was a meeting on open meetings which was closed? Interesting.

10. When it comes to organizations, sometimes you don’t know what they stand for.

However, this article has something to do with a nuclear waste incineration. For me this begs the question, why do nuclear waste incinerators even exist? Seriously, you can guess the environmental harm here.

11. Well, finding caskets in a mausoleum is kind of expected.

Because we all know what mausoleums are for. Seriously, you’re bound to find caskets in them because they are stored there.

12. As far as the 10 Commandments are concerned, the courts are divided on the question.

I guess this refers to displaying the 10 Commandments in public places which is a very contentious issue. But it certainly doesn’t read that way.

13. Sometimes gun ownership responsibility starts at a very young age.

At first, I thought the firearm in question might be a BB gun. Turns out it’s a real gun which just begs the question: How in the hell did a baby manage to win this? I mean this very picture pretty much sums up why I staunchly support gun control.

14. Seems like she won’t be a positive role model for girls anytime soon.

To be fair, this girl won a beauty pageant. But whoever came up with this headline has a very poor choice in vocabulary.

15. Apparently, despite being broke, they somehow had $250,000 laying around to advertise.

I guess this county’s officials weren’t known for having any dollars or sense. Yeah, spending $250,000 to advertise being broke. That’ll surely go well with the citizenry who’ll probably vote some of these people out next Election Day.

16. Utah paperboy gets attacked by a goat of the Dark Lord.

Looking at this headline, the kid being attacked by a goat isn’t the most surprising thing here. My question would be: who the hell names their goat Voldemort? Seriously.

17. Doctors never said he would walk again, they were right.

Sure it’s a realistic story. But it’s not what people want to read about since stories like this usually end up with the person walking again. This is a letdown.

18. Sure it’ll kill you but arsenic in water is nothing to worry about.

Uh, arsenic in water is a big problem. It’s poisonous. It kills people. Whoever’s in charge of the Water Authority in that neck of the woods out to be fired.

19. Sometimes painting something in camouflage makes it hard to find.

Even better is that it was from Australia and cost $74,000. That can’t be good, especially considering the taxpayers who paid for it.

20. Unfortunately, Florida strip clubs don’t accept that kind of pussy.

This man must be nuts. I mean calling 911 after your cat’s denied entry into a strip club? Who the hell does that? Most public establishments don’t allow pets anyway.

21. Fruit truck crashes, creates jam.

So was it a traffic jam or a fruit jam? Sometimes it’s hard to tell in such headlines.

22. When there’s smoke, there’s fire. When there’s condensation, there’s no fire.

Apparently, these fire crews don’t seem to know the difference between clouds or smoke. Then again sometimes it’s hard to tell.

23. So can you be more specific?

Yes, dead bodies are found in cemeteries because that’s where people put them. Then again, this grave yard seemed to have a corpse too many.

24. Man tries to rob a gun store with a knife.

Guess this guy was planning some armed robbery at some point. Still, why he'd go in there with one is a mystery.

Guess this guy was planning some armed robbery at some point. Still, a gun store would be the last place anyone would want to rob.

25. Well, sometimes mailboxes and poop boxes can have a lot of similarities in the UK.

At least that explains why his friends have been complaining about not getting in touch. Still, the poo box is marked with an obvious sign.

26. Remember, Amish kids, practice buggy safety and don’t drink and drive.

Makes you wonder how many horse drawn accidents were caused by intoxication. Probably a lot. Also, thought Amish people didn’t drink.

27. Earthquake damage mostly caused by shaking.

Obviously everyone knows that. Why do you think earthquakes are so destructive that California cities have to come with new construction methods.

28. How about never talk to police because they’re dead.

The reasons why homicide victims don’t talk to cops are obvious. Because dead men tell no tales. Yet, newspapers still print such shit like this.

29. After morgue shooting spree, 17 remain dead.

However, I don’t think “remain” is a good word choice when you’re talking about those killed in a morgue shooting spree. Because most people in morgues are usually dead on arrival.

30. Well, of course you’re going to find weapons if you raid a gun store.

Couldn’t they just say the Feds raided a gun shop. You don’t have to be more specific.

31. Make lemons juicier with cow piss.

That is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever heard. Then again, they might be referring to using cow piss on lemon trees, not lemons.

32. Guess somebody in Sports had keyboard trouble.

Looks like it was keyboard trouble to me. Wonder what caused that jam.

33. Well, at least the red tape is holding the bridge.

Sorry, but the new bridge hasn’t been constructed yet due to it being held up in red tape. My mistake.

34. Something seems to be missing in this headline because it doesn’t paint a great picture for Belmullet.

When one hears, “Massive Blow Jobs for Belmullet,” it’s not a family friendly picture. In fact, quite the contrary.

35. Apparently, his pant pockets had refrigeration.

Now that’s a bad place to keep an ice cream sandwich. Seriously, all that does is lead to a huge mess since ice cream melts.

36. Man assaulted by dildo in home invasion but dog killed.

Sure home invasions resulting in pets getting killed are scary. Home invasions involving sex toys though, just so hard to take seriously. But perhaps a dildo can be a deadly weapon.

37. I think this school might need to find a new mascot.

Apparently, who ever wrote this headline has no idea what “jack off” means. Hint: it has nothing to do with basketball.

38. I thought it dropped off earlier than that.

Well, of course, teen pregnancy drops off significantly at that point. Because when a woman is pregnant at 25, she’s not a teenager.

39. Rabid dear kicks woman in the face.

Unlike what people usually think about deer, they are not like Bambi. Also, a deer doesn’t have to be rabid to attack people.

40. Best man wounded by flying dildo at wedding.

It’s one thing to be left bleeding from anything. But it’s utterly embarrassing to sustain a dildo injury.

41. Joint committee debates marijuana issue.

I think it has something to do with the government and legalization. And no, I don’t think they were toking a joint either.

42. Apparently, male Republicans have been rather insecure about their masculinity these days.

Actually, I don’t think it has more with Obama’s policies. But seeing how the Republican Party has been acting up these days, you have to wonder.

43. Well, isn’t anybody?

Of course, Diana was still alive hours before she died. That’s not news to anybody.

44. Let’s hope this is metaphorically speaking.

Yes, I know A-Rod and Wang are baseball players. But the headline is so suggestive for some reason.

45. Son of Westboro Baptist Church leader attacked by naked 500lb Man.

Reading it, it’s almost like you’re in the room. Not sure if I want to know how this went down. Then again, it could be a joke.

46. Now what do we do about the homeless after they survived the winter?

Really? How about you know try to help them get homes. That might be a start.

47. I should’ve known that those Japanese scientists were a strange bunch.

To be fair, they’re growing frog eyes and ears in a lab. But that’s not how the headline reads.

48. Sometimes coming up with headlines can be harder than it looks.

Guess someone didn’t think of a great headline at the time. And went with that. Doesn’t really capture the story, does it?

49. Man shot after cops saw a suspiciously small package in his underwear. That must be embarrassing.

I guess the package seemed to contain something like drugs. Still, it reads like the guy was shot for not being well endowed.

50. One armed man always appreciates the kindness of strangers.

Since he can’t really carry some stuff himself. Because he has one arm and it’s tough living with that.

51. Seems like the penis enlarger wasn’t exactly what this guy expected.

I think this guy was pranked for some reason. Then again, if he wants his junk to look bigger, a magnifying glass is perfect for him.

52. Chinese zoo tries to pass hairy dog as lion to save money.

Uh, excuse me, but that does not look like a lion to me. Why did the Chinese zoo think that they’d get away with this?

53. Unfortunately, even muggers want the newest cell phones these days.

I find that hard to believe. I’ve been using a flip phone for years and I don’t complain.

54. Russian bears get high on jet fuel.

Sure the jet fuel isn’t good for the bears. But they seem to have a great time nonetheless.

55. Man kicks burning terrorist in the balls, suffers ankle injury.

It’s a miracle he didn’t suffer anything worse than that. This is especially when you consider that the terrorist was on fire.

56. Mayor to homeless: go home.

Uh, how do you expect the homeless to go home? Because they don’t have one. This guy’s a turd.

57. Well, you should expect that some horny ghost might be haunting places.

After all, I’ve seen Harry Potter and Ghostbusters. It shouldn’t be an unusual thing. So I guess this Kevin is too friendly.

58. Lawyer killer receives new attorney.

Guess the guy wasn’t satisfied with the first lawyer. Hope the second one works out.

59. Apparently not at this newspaper.

For some reason, there’s a reporter out there who doesn’t know how to spell Mississippi. This one is missing an “s” or two.

60. Dwarf sues grocer for belittling remarks.

Somehow this paper isn’t helping its case by using the term “midget.” Dwarves find the term derogatory.

61. For a psychic, you’d think she see this coming.

Considering that it was her second arrest. Yet, she didn’t seem to see beyond that.

62. Looks like ninjas want their stash, too.

And to think they were attacking a medical marijuana man, too. Also, what’s the deal with ninjas in California?

63. When naming your organization, make sure it doesn’t result in an unfortunate acronym.

In this context, MILF stands for Moro Islamic Liberation Front which is an Islamist terrorist group in the Philippines. In America, “MILF” is a term that’s applied somewhat differently like in porn.

64. Looks like someone is finally cracking down on the pigeon racket.

Gambling in pigeon races? First off, how is pigeon racing even a thing? Second, people bet on them?

65. Squirrel causes power outage and water shortage.

Yes, I know this is a funny news headline. But it’s in bold type since it caused a breach in the power lines in Tampa. It wasn’t funny to the people of Tampa.

66. I thought nudists would welcome this sort of thing.

Oh, they’re erecting towers. But still, that’s a poor word choice there. “Building” might’ve been better.

67. Residents, keep your guard and beware of the otters.

Yes, otters are a menace so try to avoid devastation by this ravenous animal. For God’s sake, I can’t take this headline seriously.

68. Apparently, there are some people who think he stinks.

Yes, his name is Colon. And yes, I assume he had to overcome a lot of obstacles to get to where he is. Because he has a very unfortunate last name.

69. Lesbian dressed as sumo wrestler assaults ex-girlfriend.

Have to imagine what happened here. I know it’s not something to joke about. But the costumes make it hard to take the story seriously.

70. Turns out, cats understand us but don’t really care.

And for the record, neither do dogs. But dogs seem to hide it better. Still, this is pretty funny.

71. Clearly, there have been a lot of state prison breakouts lately.

Well, why they’d have easy-open locks in a prison is beyond me. Because crooks could easily break out in them.

72. Utah Poison Center tells everyone don’t take poison.

I guess this is something everyone should know anyway. But don’t really seem to. Wonder why.

73. Sorry, kids, but it turns out Pooh and the Abominable Snowman aren’t so nice after all.

Okay, that picture probably has nothing to do with the story. But since it appears below a headline, it makes one suspicious.

74. Seems like this city has no idea that sewers are supposed to smell.

Once again, whoever came up with this headline should be more specific like in how the sewer smells. Because if it smells like human waste and other garbage, then it’s nothing of concern.

75. Russian sex lizards die in space orbit.

Sex geckos? You have to be serious? Russians were sending geckos to explore their sex lives in space. Yeah, that’s ridiculous.

76. Deer with big rack turns out to be a doe in Iowa.

Yes, this happens but not too often that it’s a big deal. My neighbor’s dad caught a doe with antlers once. But I think “antlers” would’ve been a better word choice than “rack.”

77. Apparently, these threats are getting out of hand.

Looks like the threats are screwing up everything here. Even when it comes to talking about them.

78. Drunk man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer.

And no, the underwear wasn’t edible either. Nevertheless, please don’t try this at home. It’s stupid.

79. Apparently, flatulence can bring down your opera singing career.

Then again, given how opera is about tragic subjects, farting can be distracting. Still, it’s pretty funny.

80. Seems that things have been slowing down faster than ever before.

Yes, I know that it’s trying to describe some economic function. But it seems quite ironic in description.

81. Remember, kids, don’t try to take a selfie with a rattlesnake or you’ll end up like this guy.

Let me guess, guy got bit by rattlesnake so he might lose a hand? And because he wanted to take a selfie with it. Can people be that stupid?

82. Unfortunately, angry management classes aren’t 100% effective.

Yes, a stabbing erupted during an anger management class. And it seems someone might need an intervention or be held down.

83. Woman has been missing since lost.

Well, isn’t that obvious? Don’t lost people end up missing? What about a specific time frame?

84. Yes, the sewage killed fish, but the water is still safe to drink.

If a sewage spill leads to fish dying, then the water is surely not safe to drink. Get a freaking clue.

85. Sick policy now requires a 2 day notice.

So how do you plan on being sick? Oh, wait you don’t. Seriously, that policy defies all logic behind the concept of being sick.

86. Apparently, the murderer feels like the detective ruined his good name.

Of course, the detective wouldn’t have done so had the murderer not killed somebody. The only thing the detective did was gather evidence that he did it which is their job.

87. According to the Feds, fish need water.

We’ve known that forever. Because fish are practically swimming in it. This is not news.

88. Aren’t psychics supposed to predict the future instead of state the obvious?

Seems like these psychics aren’t doing their job. Because we already know the world didn’t end yesterday.

89. Bullied? Act less gay, teachers say.

This is pretty insulting because how could you act less gay? Besides, what do they mean by “acting gay?” It doesn’t make sense.

90. Break your hip in a hospital? Call an ambulance.

If you fall and injure yourself in the hospital, you shouldn’t need to call an ambulance. Because the hospital is right there.

91. Apparently, cemetery residents are making a comeback.

So does this mean there’s a zombie infestation going on? Because that does not seem quite right for some reason.

92. Seems like otters are finding a new taste in mini-vans these days.

Like how they make the otter look so evil in this. Still, I don’t think otters would snack on cars because they’re much smaller than the smallest vehicles on the road.

93. Holy shit, how could Rover be such a monster!

Another case where the article is next to the wrong picture. And they always thought Rover was a good boy.

94. Apparently, an Illinois executive is going to be away for quite some time like forever.

When saying that an executive is entering witness protection, I don’t think it’s appropriate to display a picture of him. I mean they guy’s in witness protection for a reason.

95. Don’t look now, but the Chinese might be hiding their subs in the sea.

Yeah, that’s about as obvious as anything else. Not exactly what I’d call news because that’s what submarines do.

96. New findings suggests that chance of rain may depend where you live.

But of course, you already know that since you learned about climate. Because rainfall is heavily dependent on that.

97. Out of options, hospitals have now resorted to hiring doctors.

Which is exactly what hospitals do. Because that’s where many doctors work.

98. Scientists now say that starvation can lead to health hazards.

Like malnutrition and death. Because without food, you’ll waste away and die.

99. I’m afraid tacos aren’t an acceptable form of identification.

Then again, being drunk kind of explains it. Also the setting his car on fire which he’ll regret.

100. Guy tries to buy toy poodles, buys ferrets instead.

Okay, that picture on the right does not look like a dog at all. How this guy couldn’t tell the difference between a dog and a ferret, I don’t understand.

Students Say the Darnedest Things

Posted by historymaniacmegan on August 19, 2016

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Along with it being a month when most people take vacations, August also is prime time for back to school season or as the guy from that old Staples commercial, “the most wonderful time of the year.” So after family vacation, is back to school shopping where parents take their kids to buy the things they need for the new school year. So I thought a great way to commemorate the occasion would be a post on what students say on their tests and assignments. Sure you may have to wonder whether these kids are taking school seriously since most of these answers are wrong as far as the teachers are concerned. Yet, these are wrong in ways that they’re kind of funny. Some of them may be by students who’ve made honest mistakes like the younger kids. Some of them may be by complete smartasses or people who might’ve taken the question way too literally. But at any rate, I hope parents and teachers may enjoy these answers. So for your viewing pleasure, I show them to you.

Explain how zookeepers use food to help the lives of animals.

Seems like this kid is trying to see what these zoo animals are like on the inside. Not sure if that’s right though.

2. Of course, some people still write in the section when they’re told not to.

Yeah, you may only live once. But that’ doesn’t mean you should write “YOLO” where you shouldn’t.

3. Guess acronyms are harder to figure out than you originally thought.

No, I don’t think PEMDAS means “Pleas Excuse My Dope Ass Swag.” It’s more like “Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally” or parenthesis, equation, multiplication, division, addition, and subtraction. It’s a formula in algebra.

4. Explain the temperature and how it relates to the football and basketball.

Then again, I wouldn't blame the kid for the answer. Mostly because this was a lame ass question which gives no information about the basketball.

Then again, I wouldn’t blame the kid for the answer. Then again, it would be funnier if the kid drew anything relating to the New England Patriots and deflated footballs.

5. Seems like a Dalek exterminated a child’s math homework answer.

Yeah, if I could figure out the area of the rectangle, I could’ve solved for x. Then again, the kid was probably watching too much Doctor Who.

6. Moving on to history on Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech, what was his dream?

No, I don’t think his dream had anything to do with working at Taco Bell. It had more to do with racial equality as well as ending segregation and other racist policies.

7. Seems like this kid didn’t even bother to answer the physics question.

No, I don’t think the problem has anything to do with Bruce Wayne being Batman. You don’t need calculus to solve that.

8. Apparently, Frankie is an honest child, maybe too honest.

Funny how this kid already knows what the world “freeloader” means. They grow up so fast. Or his parents are Ayn Rand libertarians.

9. Sometimes a student really wants extra credit when there is none.

Sorry, but this teacher doesn’t negotiate with terrorists. And no, intimidation is no way to get extra credit.

10. Apparently, the octopus seemed to come out of nowhere.

So the kid couldn’t answer the question due to the octopus being in the way. Don’t think the teacher bought it.

11. I believe this question was framed in a scientific context.

Besides, Communism only benefits everyone on paper. In practice, however, not so much as demonstrated with Russia.

12. No, I don’t think sex ed is an ideal place to draw a cougar.

Even freakier is how the kid drew the eyes at the ovaries and used the rest of the uterus as a snout. Yeah, have to wonder about that kid.

13. In geometry, all lines and shapes have meaning.

Sorry, kid, that’s not how geometry works. But at least they got the line names right.

14. Don’t judge and elementary school kid by their lack of grammar and spelling.

Yeah, I know it sounds dirtier than it should be. But the kid was talking about riding their bike for God’s sake.

15. In a student paper, you might find an occasional curse word.

I believe the term is “apeshit” in this case. Not sure what this question is really about anyway.

16. Okay, that’s a bit too graphic for a presentation.

Hey, the kid’s right. But that doesn’t mean they should show it in graphic stick figure detail.

17. I believe it’s < or >, not “or.”

Someone doesn’t seem to be following directions. Or just doesn’t seem to care at any point.

18. Someone doesn’t seem to understand their chemistry or pop culture.

No, that’s not how thermodynamics or enzymes work. But the teacher did say, “nice try.”

19. So what happens to a boy going through puberty, according to this kid?

No, I don’t think a boy enters adultery during puberty. But that’s a nice plot summary to The Graduate.

20. Apparently, science hasn’t been on this kid’s mind at the moment.

Sorry, but a science essay question isn’t the place for such a personal insight. Still funny though.

21. Looks like a walrus found its way into this kid’s homework book.

At least this kid believes that global warming is real unlike a lot of Republican congressmen. Also, that’s a nice walrus drawing.

22. No, I don’t think the Eye of Sauron has anything to do with wearing a seatbelt.

Seems like Alex might be a little too into Lord of the Rings. Teacher is not amused.

23. Sorry, kid, but this is science class, not English Lit.

I believe the correct answer is the electromagnetic force since it’s stronger than gravity. But that’s just relating to the laws of physics.

24. Sometimes one kid unscrambles the wrong word.

I believe the word is supposed to be “this.” But it does have the same letters as “shit” just in a different arrangement.

25. Apparently, one student couldn’t get past their perception of Asian stereotypes to answer.

The correct answer is “D” the monthly car payment. Because it’s at a fixed rate. Besides, a lot of Asians do drive. Get a grip, kid.

26. Once again, spelling errors should be taken into consideration here.

I think the right word is “pencils” not “penis.” Cora probably doesn’t know what the latter term means by this point in her life. Because she’s only in kindergarten.

27. Describe a plant cell.

No, I don’t think an imprisoned flower is what the teacher had in mind. Perhaps they should think of what they saw in their science book.

28. List 4 ways people communicate other than through mail.

Well, all answers are technically correct. However, the Grindr one is pretty disturbing since it’s a gay male dating site. Wonder where this kid learned about that.

29. The answer relating to the differences between the February and October Revolutions is simple.

The correct answer was that the February Revolution overthrew the Russian Royal family. The October Revolution saw the rise of the Bolsheviks. Either way, the kid wasn't completely wrong about the dates.

The correct answer was that the February Revolution overthrew the Russian Royal family (which actually took place in March but Russians still used the Julian Calendar). The October Revolution saw the rise of the Bolsheviks (which actually took place in November). So the kid is dead wrong either way.

30. What’s the highest noise frequency a human can register?

Not sure if Mariah Carey is right. But seems like this kid might feel that way.

31. Someone doesn’t seem to like doing their math homework.

Not sure what some of this is supposed to say since it’s written differently. But the hangman picture speaks for itself.

32. Sorry, but algebra isn’t a place for opinions.

Man, this kid is a real smart ass. And seems to get a lot of answers wrong in the process.

33. I don’t think the teacher was thinking about that kind of transformer.

Then again, some people could only name such transformers like Optimus Prime. This teacher was thinking about something used at a power station.

34. How long does it take a jumping armadillo to land on its feet?

Sorry, kid, but armadillos do jump when startled. But not 18 feet unlike what the problem says.

35. Describe hidden curriculum.

Well, that’s one way of answering the question. But not exactly what the teacher was looking for.

36. Name one measure to prevent flooding in the Mississippi River Valley.

No, I don’t think “big dames” is going to solve that problem. Then again, the kid might’ve meant, “big dams.” But that didn’t protect against Katrina in 2005.

37. List 3 ways on why removing hedges is a bad idea.

1. Farmers keep cows in through fencing. 2. It’s very unlikely cars would run into the fields unless it was under an enchantment or driven by a drunk driver. 3. Why do you care?

38. Describe a vibration.

Unfortunately, the Beach Boys hit, “Good Vibrations” has nothing to do with the science of sound. Was a great catchy song though.

39. When this girl grows up, she wants to be like her mommy.

Like how the mother added a letter explaining that she works at the Home Depot, not at a strip club. But I’m not sure if I really buy that because stripper moms do exist. And the picture seems to suggest the mother works at a strip club.

40. Sketch a human body and locate the following glands.

Guess this was not what the teacher had in mind when it came to the endocrine system. But this kid sure has a talent for drawing.

41. In case I get this test wrong, here’s a picture of a giraffe.

Seems like the teacher appreciated it. Nevertheless, it probably didn’t matter much.

42. I believe this kid is talking about horses not whores.

Yes, it reads very funny in an adult’s eyes. But this child just doesn’t know how to spell horses and is not talking about prostitution.

43. How do you identify athlete’s foot?

In a way, yes. But athlete’s foot is a fungal foot disease which doesn’t look pretty.

44. Deserts are hot and cold so name a hot one and a cold one.

I believe the word was “desert” not dessert. But this kid doesn’t seem to know the difference, apparently.

45. Describe what an antonym means.

Antonym means opposite. It doesn’t describe a person’s name for crying out loud.

46. How did the Romans transport water?

The correct term is “aqueduct” not an “aqua duck.” But I can see what the student might’ve gotten the idea.

47. Why did Archimedes shout “Eureka” while in the bath?

No, it had something to do with buoyancy, kid. But I give some points on creativity.

48. Apparently, this kid views the uterus as some monster from a horror movie.

Sorry, but I don’t think the female reproductive system works that way. But great drawing, though.

49. You have to wonder what children are learning from their parents these days.

I guess the teacher will be writing to this child’s parents sometime soon. Because I don’t think that’s a word that should be on a reading assignment.

50. Hope the teacher doesn’t fail this kid thanks to Borat.

$Don't think Borat in his trademark swimsuit will have any effect here. Do the work.$

Don’t think Borat in his trademark swimsuit will have any effect here. Do the work.

51. Sometimes students can be quite mean in their answers.

Just leave it with the water and trash thing, kid. Don’t need to talk about the boy being chubby.

52. Looks like someone has no idea about the states of matter.

Guess this kid wasn’t entirely wrong when it came to New Jersey. Given what Bridgegate had to teach us. As for California, well, LA is not known for having a lot of movement on the freeways.

53. No, I don’t think this kid has any idea about bestiality.

Still, they got the question wrong at any rate. But it’s still pretty funny if you’re an adult.

54. Honestly, the kid wants to eat cake. Seriously.

Please give these students slack here. They don’t seem to spell words right or have the best handwriting. So sometimes the words may come out wrong.

55. When it comes to US Capitalism, sometimes students can have rather interesting theories.

This was written by a college student. Apparently, he describes how America was ruled by Prince Charles and how Osama Bin Laden killed Tupac and how Saddam Hussein killed Princess Di. Yeah, it’s that bad.

56. He may be good at chemistry but he has other things on his mind.

At least this guy doesn’t neglect his studies by goofing off. However, the bonus one, kind of pushing the envelope.

57. Apparently, stick figure violence doesn’t intimidate this teacher.

Well, I would give him credit on the Pacman answer even though the correct answer is a solid. However, not sure about the stick Indian.

58. No, I don’t think Pikachu’s thundershock will make you ace this test.

However, it does look pretty good even if it’s not finished. But the teacher won’t be amused.

59. Seems like Aaron Rodgers might want to stay out of the woods until his career’s over.

According to this kid, bears eat Green Bay Packers. So Rodgers better watch his back.

60. No, I don’t think El Nino is that dramatic, but Jeremy’s essay would make a great disaster movie.

This guy talks about El Nino like it’s Clash of the Titans. No, Jeremy, that’s not how it works.

61. Explain the Madisonian model of government.

No, that’s not quite it. Seems more like Stand Your Ground to me. Perhaps they should elaborate more.

62. Well, at least the kid isn’t failing health class.

Sure the correct answer might be 2. But it’s super hard to argue that this kid is wrong. They did the math.

63. Sorry, Matthew but Charizard is no match for Blastoise.

Teacher knows what they're talking about. Guess math isn't Matthew's thing.

Teacher knows what they’re talking about. Guess calculus isn’t Matthew’s thing.

64. Seems like someone has been watching too much of the History Channel.

No, aliens aren’t responsible for everything. Seriously, it’s bullshit on the History Channel which hasn’t been known for its educational programming.

65. I have to agree this kid has a point.

Sure they may know the right answer. But they added it may not be the case since amputees exist.

66. If your answers aren’t correct, you can always count on Perry the Platypus.

And it seems like Perry helped. Then again, it was probably due to the student’s own efforts.

67. At times you kind of wish you’d answer an essay question like this.

Yeah, I kind of feel the same way when it comes to stories I had to read that I wasn’t emotionally invested in. But that’s what school is like sometimes.

68. Sorry, but Darth Vader is from Star Wars not Star Trek.

Sure Vader has a deep voice but he’s not a Star Trek character. Saying he’s from Star Trek will result in a sci-fi convention in furor.

69. Apparently, this diagram doesn’t show the nice side of giraffes.

You kind of get the idea that this kid saw how giraffes were heartless creatures. Then again, sometimes nature is like that.

You kind of get the idea that this kid saw how giraffes were heartless creatures. Then again, maybe the short neck giraffe should’ve found another tree.

70. Could a man still reproduce with one ball?

While not entirely wrong, this answer isn’t entirely right either. Because even if a guy has a testicle, he could still reproduce. (as long as it’s functional).

71. Describe hard water.

I don't think that's what the teacher had in mind. It probably has to do with chemical properties.

I don’t think that’s what the teacher had in mind. It probably has to do with mineral content.

72. Sorry but I don’t think Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite.

Hope Lady Gaga doesn’t get offended. Then again, I could see why that kid came up with that conclusion.

73. Write about a Chinese immigrant’s experience in the 1870s.

Well, that’s one way to answer the question. However, not sure what my Chinese viewers will think about this.

74. I think many adults would say the same thing.

Kid seems to know their history, particularly what happened to Lincoln at Ford’s Theatre. Yeah, I could see where they ‘re getting at.

75. Sometimes driver’s ed could have interesting characters.

Actually, night would be more appropriate. But this is still funny to read if you ask me.

76. No, that’s not how you describe a graph.

This kid seems to describe a graph like it’s a work of art. It’s not, it’s way to display information.

77. Any Harry Potter fan would recognize the mark of the Deathly Hallows.

I might’ve said the same thing had I grew up with such a test. Still, Harry Potter doesn’t have much place in geometry.

78. Fill in the solution about falling down at the playground.

Well, at least that kid has a point. But they probably haven’t heard about First Aid.

79. Is Steve speeding? Yes or no.

Yes, Steve could find out on his speedometer but that's beside the point. The correct answer is yes.

Yes, Steve could find out on his speedometer but that’s beside the point. Do the math.

80. I’d have to wonder about this child.

I don’t think a teenage death match on reality television is going to cut it. It may not be ethical.

81. This bacterium is about to get funky.

Sorry, but bacteria don’t break dance. Pretty hilarious though.

82. Sorry, I don’t think this teacher is amazed by rainbows, ponies, and turtles.

Still, those are great illustrations. But this is a biology test for God’s sake.

83. Unfortunately, Jesus was not a Civil War hero.

Jesus lived in 1st Century Palestine during the Roman Empire. The American Civil War took place in the 1860s. And it wasn’t between China and Pakistan.

84. Mr. Gibson, I’m afraid that your child isn’t doing well in American History at the moment.

Like how the teacher said, “Are you crazy? See me.” Yeah, that should be a red flag.

85. I believe the correct term is “dwarf.”

This answer is quite crazy. I know you’d laugh if you heard something like that, too.

86. Guess this kid couldn’t brainstorm verbs.

Guess this kid couldn’t get that song out of their head. You’ve probably read it like that, too.

87. Seems like someone doesn’t like failing a test.

I know a teacher would be freaked out by that image. Seems like someone is going to notify their parents.

88. I don’t think those were the heavy metal symbols your teacher was looking for.

This is chemistry class, not music class. Those heavy metal symbols are wrong. They should be element letters.

89. This ninja will not tolerate a bad mark on this test.

The other ninja has a red pen. And the red pen is more powerful.

90. Seems like this kid didn’t understand the question.

The correct answer is a park because it’s an outdoor venue. But yes, you can’t circle a tornado.

91. Sometimes asking kids to write a story to the problem is going way too far.

Yes, the answer is correct. But if a guy has more than one girlfriend at the same time, that’s a problem.

92. The panda will cry if this kid gets a bad grade. Teacher doesn’t care.

Love the picture of the panda eating bamboo. But the kid should’ve studied their math before the test.

93. No, I don’t think he got fired over something like that.

I guess the guy got fired because he got his science wrong such as warm air rises but cold air sinks. Not because he banged his boss’s wife.

94. Guess someone sees themselves as a cool bird.

Well, at least the kid is better at drawing than I am. But I don’t think that’s the right answer.

95. Sorry, but this is chemistry not the Lion King.

But I can see where they got their answer. However, this doesn’t mean the phrase means no worries for them.

96. Ninja asks to give 100%.

And it seems like the kid got the grade plus 2 bonus points. The ninja did it.

97. In this kid’s world, bacon is always the answer.

Unless if it’s referring to Jupiter. Because bacon has nothing to do with it.

98. Why use milk when a child’s been poisoned?

No, I don’t think so. But that’s a close answer. It might have something to do with the poison’s chemistry.

99. This kid is almost there on this long test.

And Gandalf seems to appear out of nowhere in red pen saying, “You shall not pass!” Poor kid.

100. Do not write your essay on this space.

There always seems to be that one student who breaks that rule. Hope it doesn’t lead to getting points deducted.

Bon Voyage Vacation Memories

Posted by historymaniacmegan on August 13, 2016

Here am I in one of the gardens at Richmond, Virginia’s Maymont in 2015 with my parents. This gilded age estate boasts an animal sanctuary, a Victorian mansion, gardens, and an arboretum. And yes, it takes all day to walk through it.

In the swing of the summer, August is usually the time when most people go on vacation. Well, at least in the United States anyway. Mostly because the summer vacation is winding down for the kids who will soon be back to school for the most part. Nevertheless, you will find a lot of people want to cherish such trips forever in their scrap books or photo albums so you have people wanting to take pictures of their family. Or they may want to use the vacation photos in their Christmas card. At any rate, I can show you so many great vacation photos from people’s travels. But you’d probably assume that they’re stock photos and probably not find them interesting. So instead, I’d go to Awkward Family Photos and show pictures that don’t depict precious memories as well as were probably taken at the wrong moment. If you think your vacation photos didn’t turn out right, I hope this post makes you feel better. Because it should.

Greetings from Carnival Cruises!

And what better way to show it than by being photoshopped riding on a dolphin? Yeah, it’s pretty obvious.

2. When you have to answer the call of nature, holding it in can’t wait.

Helps if you bring your own toilet. Yet, you still have to take your crap with you. Or bury it.

3. Nothing makes a great family vacation photo like a picture in front of the Golden Gate Bridge.

However, you should always check if the photo shoot location is a nude beach before you take the picture. Else, you might end up with a full moon near the water.

4. Remember to always wear a life jacket when you’re on a boat. You’ll never know when it’ll come in handy.

Yeah, seems like we have someone who fell overboard on the rapids. Don’t worry, Sadie, Mom’s got you covered.

5. “And here is the whole family at the hotel witnessing some guy being taken to the emergency room.”

Guy being taken into an ambulance: Not funny. Family posing for a vacation photo while a guy’s being taken into an ambulance: Hilarious.

6. Sometimes a Disney World wedding proposal can be so perfect, save for that one pesky tourist who got in the way.

Given that Disney is usually crowded as hell, you have to expect these things. Yeah, that’s a photobomb to remember.

7. Travel to the wonderful picturesque scenery of LaCroaca Beach.

Apparently, this family came since they heard it was a “Super Fun Zone.” Little did they know it was actually a “Superfund Zone.” Very different connotation.

8. There’s nothing like spending a great vacation with your dad.

However, a father and son photo is not the kind of picture for an old man in a speedo. You can’t unsee that.

9. “No, I don’t want to sit with the Squid Lady!”

Then again, I can’t really blame the kid. That woman really looks like a sea monster coming after him.

10. “On second thought, maybe taking Sparky with us wasn’t a good idea.”

Yeah, I don’t think the dog should be sniffing up that woman’s skirt. Really ruins the moment.

11. Sometimes it helps to know what the animals are doing before taking pictures of young children at the zoo.

Apparently, the older brother has some fascination with Humping, Humping Hippos. As for the girl, well, she’s probably watched enough nature shows to know what’s going on.

12. On the water, always try to hold onto the raft.

Or else you can go flying out of the boat or into the water. Luckily he has on his life jacket.

13. Here are the Hendersons in the cave with Perry the Polar Bear.

And it seems like Perry wants to take Mrs. Henderson and Leslie for a tasty meal afterwards. Then again, Perry may be some really gigantic and ugly Arctic Ferret for all I care.

14. Apparently, Grandpa didn’t take to surfing very well.

Sure it’s a photo op. But the grandfather really seems to be in distress here. Not a happy camper in the least.

15. On Carnival Cruise Lines, you can have your picture taken with your favorite Latin American stereotype.

Seems like this family went with a Mexican bandito. And no, he don’t need no stinkin’ badges.

16. “Just let me finish this one level of Donkey Kong.”

I don’t know about you. But I think when you’re on vacation, best leave the video games at home. And definitely not play them on Splash Mountain.

17. “Son, it’s about time that I introduce you to the tradition of lederhozen.”

I have no idea why lederhozen exists. But this is certainly a picture this boy will certainly not want his classmates to see.

18. Despite what some parents think, sometimes you’re better off not getting your teenage children matching swimsuits.

This guy must be a brave man to wear a hot pink speedo. Guess this is what guys have to go through if they have sisters.

19. Apparently, there was a massive Pooh epidemic in town.

In fact, there was Pooh everywhere as far as the eye can see. And we mean literally everywhere.

20. Sometimes your destination may include interesting venue names.

This is a leather working shop. Hopefully, little Cindy doesn’t understand what “Cow’s Ass” means by this point.

21. Apparently, Mr. Grizzly was not in a good mood that day.

Well, at least there’s a fence so the bear won’t attack anybody. Then again, the fence doesn’t seem that effective. Unless it’s electric.

22. Seems like the Flanders family went to the sharks.

Relax, they were at an aquarium in North Carolina and got their picture there. Interesting, they chose a shark backdrop for it.

23. Since her was a pup, Rascal always wanted to see the Grand Canyon.

But once he got there, he wasn’t impressed with the view. Nobody knows why.

24. Seems like Jimmy is enjoying the family trip to Hawaii this year.

Sorry, kid, but I’m afraid the hula girl’s not interested. Don’t take it personally.

25. Welcome to Arkansas where they all come fully loaded.

Let’s hope this kid isn’t holding a real assault rifle. Because this photo is incredibly disturbing. Really.

26. Unfortunately, some families are bound to experience some vacation dismemberment.

This is actually a botched attempt of a panorama picture. As you see, it did not go well at all.

This is actually a botched attempt of a panorama picture so no actual dismemberment took place. But looking at it…

27. There’s nothing better than a family vacation to Disney World which is the happiest place on earth.

The Sadlers seemed to think otherwise. From their faces, they probably became disappointed once they saw how long the lines were for the rides.

28. You can’t have a family vacation without a soak in a Jacuzzi.

I see these kind of pictures a lot and they always seem awkward. A few of the guys can’t hide their discomfort for the picture. No wonder.

29. “Honey, do you know where Travis is? You told me he was in the tent.”

In reality, the kid was on the tent, not in the tent. Still, someone get him off there.

30. Hop aboard the good ship, Hornblower Invader.

To be fair, there is a guy named Hornblower in literature who’s a naval officer. But the name can sound so dirty that it just gives me giggles.

31. Despite being seen as “the happiest place on earth,” we have to accept the fact that Disney World has an insidious dark side.

Oh, my God, Mickey, what the hell are you doing? You’re supposed to hug and pose with children, not eat them! Never seen something so horrifying.

32. Hop along the Wet Dream, kiddos.

Well, the word “wet dream” has another meaning. But I don’t think it’s something to tell the kids about till they’re older.

33. Now Lexie had understood what Jason meant when he talked about “the big one that got away.”

Seems like she’s jealous that her boyfriend appears more interested in the fish than in her. I don’t think she understands what he has with Big Mouth Billy Bass. And never will.

34. There are some people who love roller coaster rides, then there are people like this.

My dad is totally this girl when it comes to roller coasters. She’ll be in for a wild ride.

35. When you wanted to go see Evanescence but are stuck with going to the family cabin instead.

That girl really stands out in this picture. Then again, you tend to have that with teenagers. It’s part of life.

36. When camping, nobody puts baby in a corner but on a post.

Well, that’s one way to keep an eye on the baby. Wonder if they had camping high chairs back then. Probably not.

37. When naming a geographic location, make sure it doesn’t have unfortunate implications.

Honestly, she’s not a hoe. That’s just the name of the place. But you get the joke.

38. “Watch where you place your hand, Bobby!”

To be fair, the kid doesn’t know any better. But yes, it’s a very unfortunate placement that you don’t want on a Christmas card.

39. Greetings from Park City Mountain Resort!

The place where sibling rivalries are known to intensify. Even on the ski lifts.

40. This is a great place to see a giant tortoise up close and personal.

In fairness, this seems to be photoshopped by some zoo. Yet, it begs the question why the place would have a mating turtle backdrop to begin with.

41. Think deer are pleasant creatures? Think again.

Man, some animals just don’t seem to know fear. Don’t worry the girl only received a bruise.

42. There are some foods that are too much for a seagull to resist.

Then again, seagulls eat almost anything they could get their beaks on. But they especially like fish since they’re coastal birds.

43. For some reason, the squirrel wanted to smile for the camera.

At first this photo doesn’t seem out of the ordinary. Until you see the squirrel facing the camera. Then you wonder if it’s nuts.

44. There are some couples’ vacation photos that beg the question, “Why?”

Guess these two wanted a photo together to embarrass their kids with someday. Future and otherwise.

45. Recently, she’s become a magnet for macaws.

Kind of reminds me of those vintage bikini postcard photos for some reason. Then again, it’s quite tame in comparison.

46. “Hey, that wasn’t supposed to happen on the elephant ride!”

Guess this was how Dumbo was made. Bet Disney didn’t show you that. Still, like how one guy seems excited about it.

47. Maybe they should’ve hired a better T-shirt designer for the family reunion.

That’s a very unfortunate design. Guess the little kid just learned a new curse word.

48. When driving around the animals, always keep your window up.

Talk about a traumatizing moment. Hope the boy is all right after that. And has brought a change of clothes.

49. This old lady is like, “I never want to go on this ride again.”

Since this photo was taken on a water ride, I wouldn’t blame her. But that look her face says it all.

50. Woodland scenery always makes a great romantic photo op.

Except when you see two bears mating in the background. Yes, that’s what hot grizzly action looks like kids. No joke.

51. “Sorry, Grandma, but it’s for your own good.”

Pushing your granny off of Niagra Falls. It’s the kind of touching family photo only the likes of Alfred Hitchcock would dream of making into a movie.

52. That moment when you want to take a picture of your kids during nuclear testing.

You got to hope that photoshop was going on here. Otherwise, those kids might be doomed for all we know.

53. “Excuse me, but could you take me and my cubs to the salmon spawning grounds?”

That has to make you shit your pants. Seriously, if a bear comes that close to you, stay in the car and drive off. Just do it.

54. Nothing is more fun than pretending to be African tribesmen killing taxidermied animals.

I know this might be offensive to some people. But I think it’s pretty funny. Besides, this picture was taken in the 1970s anyway.

55. At Zakopane, dog sled rides are fun for the whole family.

However, that has to be someone in a polar bear suit. And it seems to have the body of an Abominable Snowman.

56. “Aaaah! Giraffe Man in the water! Run for your lives!”

This is just too much. Like how everyone seems scared by a guy in a giraffe suit. And he’s not nearly as scary as a maneating shark.

57. When you’re hiking and are the one holding all the equipment.

Apparently, “share the load” doesn’t apply to this guy for some reason. Can see why the woman appears to resent him. Hope she gets a free trip to a massage parlor afterwards.

58. Nothing is scarier to children than a banjo playing gator.

Even funnier, that gator is nowhere near intimidating. But the kids are crying anyway.

59. Sometimes you never know who you’re going to meet on the road.

Yes, there’s a biker gang nearby. No, I don’t know if they’re just there to admire the scenery. But it’s pretty funny.

60. Introducing the “Dad Tan.”

Not sure if those are his tan lines or he doesn’t know how to put on sunscreen correctly. Either way, he might need to apply the Aloe Vera.

61. When it comes to meth, just let it go before this happens.

Elsa, what the hell happened to you? You look like hell. And you seem like you’re in really deep shit, too.

62. Here is Tom taking a jump at the Grand Canyon.

Don’t worry it’s photoshopped. But it sure will freak out his parents.

63. Your first time on water skis could be a rather crazy experience.

This kid is holding his breath. Wouldn’t really blame him either.

64. Sibling rivalry: sometimes it can start at a very young age.

This is bound to give your parents a heart attack. Then again, maybe the other kid lost balance.

65. “Aaah! There’s an ostrich at my window!”

I can understand why that woman is screaming. If an ostrich appeared at your car window, you’d feel the same way.

66. Sometimes moments like these make you wish to have a vacation away from your embarrassing family.

Family vacations can be inescapable things sometimes. Particularly when to posing for crazy photo ops.

67. “Who put tomato slices on my legs?”

If I were her, I’d be asking the same question. Then again, she was probably a prank target.

68. For some reason, little Cassidy was different from the other girls.

Seems like she’s looking a bit grizzly lately. Best to not get on her bad side for the time being.

69. You always need a picture with giraffes on a zoo trip.

And I guess the trip became a rather educational experience for this young girl. Or at least when she saw what the giraffes were doing in the background.

70. When photographing your kids near rocks, make sure they don’t have anything written on them.

Yeah, “get high” is not an appropriate message for children. But it’s graffiti so it’s not where it’s supposed to be anyway.

71. Someone wake up Grandma before she’s underwater.

Well, she certainly chose the wrong place to sit at the beach. Don’t want to be at the tide.

72. Seems like this place is having a ball.

Let’s hope this little girl doesn’t know what the word, “testicle” means. At least until she’s older.

73. Seems like Maisy fell out of the plane.

Don’t worry. Her mom and her sister have her. So she’s fine. Seriously.

74. Someone help her before she falls off a cliff.

Again, this is a photoshopped picture designed to freak out parents. But still, it’s disturbing.

75. Someone doesn’t think that Tiggers are wonderful things.

For the girl hiding under the table, Tiggers are the stuff of nightmares. Of great, big, bouncy nightmares.

76. How about a moon over Manhattan?

I didn’t mean that kind of moon. But you can see the photographer was in for a big surprise when this picture developed.

77. Someone doesn’t seem to be enjoying their Caribbean vacation.

Then again, the guy’s face totally seems photoshopped since he probably wasn’t with his folks on the trip to begin with. Doesn’t look right at all.

78. When everyone’s exhausted on the trip and you’re wanting to see more.

Then again, the baby was probably tiring out the whole family. And might even cry just for the heck of it.

79. This has to be a view from another world.

This is a beach where kids are on leashes and dogs run free. Hopefully the dogs are spayed or neutered.

80. “Did we miss anybody?”

Looks like someone fell off the raft in the rapids. Guess they’ll have to go back for him.

The Camping World of Tents and Campers

Posted by historymaniacmegan on August 11, 2016

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Of course, when it comes to staying in the great outdoors, camping has been a long tradition whether it be at your national parks, state parks, or at some privately owned resort. And chances are, if you’re not sleeping under the stars, campers are probably going to stay in some sort of shelter like a tent or camper. If you live in southwest Pennsylvania, then I highly suggest you take some sort of shelter with you because you never know when it might rain. Honestly, it rains a lot in the summer in these parts. Hell, it rains all year round. Nevertheless, when you look at some outdoor area, you’re bound to find tents and campers of all shapes and sizes. Unfortunately, setting up any of them is not nearly as easy as erecting a tent up in Harry Potter. And not nearly as luxurious either (seriously, the Weasley tent looks like something straight out of Lawrence of Arabia, with plenty of room as well as carpets and furniture). Mostly because we muggles don’t have access to magic. But that doesn’t stop me from seriously wanting one. Still, that doesn’t stop me from finding all kinds of unusual tents and campers on Pinterest that I decided to do a post separate from the outdoor gear. So for your reading pleasure, enjoy.

1, This wooden camper comes all set with all the amenities.

It’s also very compact since it comes with an air conditioner and a roof. And to think it seemed rather small.

2. With this tent, you can almost be among the trees.

Because it’s shaped like an evergreen tree. However, this doesn’t mean it will blend in with the forest. Because it won’t.

3. This tent can be set on top of your car and in high places.

I didn’t know they had tents like that in the 1950s. Guess this couple really wanted to save space at their campsite. Or maybe they just wanted the view.

4. Who knew that you could camp out in a bubble?

Nevertheless, I wouldn’t recommend you to undress in it due to its transparency. Still, it looks pretty cool.

5. Perhaps setting a tent up from a tree would be easier.

Maybe but it doesn’t seem to have a lot of room. Then again, it may not take much time to set up.

6. Those looking for a more rustic homey camping place might want to go with this camper.

You have to admire the front window and door on this thing. Very welcoming if you get my drift.

7. With this camper, you might want to go with an open dining option.

Then again, it tends to resemble an open bar. But you get the idea.

Then again, it tends to resemble an open outdoor bar. But you get the idea.

8. For privacy in the wilderness, these camping stalls will suit you just fine.

Yes, these tents exist. But you can use one for going to the bathroom and one for taking a shower in. If you have the right equipment.

9. Could you imagine camping in a shell or cocoon? Now you can.

Wonder how you set up a tent like this. Seems like it would be rather easy to bungle up. Comes solar powered, too.

10. There’s nothing like the camping experience in the great outdoors like sleeping in a tent camper shopping cart.

Now that just can’t be comfortable. Seriously, you have to wonder if this guy sleeps being curled into a ball in there. Still, it’s funny.

11. Ever thought about camping in a box?

Well, these two seem to in a box tent. Theirs even has a door, window, and table.

12. Yes, I know this camper seems a bit lopsided.

However, I don’t think it’s been in a wreck because it seems designed that way. So perhaps we shouldn’t judge on appearances.

13. Now that must be an unusual hollow log.

Oh, wait, it’s a log tent. Yeah, I kind of thought something didn’t seem quite off. Still, it doesn’t stand out much in brown.

14. With a tent like this, you can literally sleep in a tree.

Yes, this resembles an abnormally large windowed punching bag. But I assure you, it’s a tent.

15. With a mini nautic sleeper, you can now camp out on the water.

However, make sure you keep it well anchored so it won’t float away. And make sure you don’t decide to camp in some marina in Florida during hurricane season.

16. This RV comes solar powered.

So if you have to camp in the desert, this will help you get through it. Which begs the question, why would you want to camp in the desert?

17. This tent comes in handy for providing shelter for your bike.

Yes, this is an ideal biker tent indeed since it provides a place to store a motorcycle. Still, seems to make motorcycle gangs seem less badass for some reason.

18. This tent apparently hangs from a tree.

Yet, unlike the last tent I just showed you, it at least has a flatter surface. Wonder how long it takes to set up.

19. Who knew that you can camp under a dome?

Yes, these are dome tents. And yes, I have no idea how they’re set up. But they do look quite cool.

20. Kayak by day, tent by night.

I know people are scratching their heads thinking how could this tent exist. But it does and it must be expensive as hell.

21. With a tent like this, you’ll have your campsite set up in no time.

This is a pop up tent and the pictures show you how to set one up. Seems easy until you have to peg it down.

22. Ever imagined you can sleep in a tent camper like the Sydney Opera House? Now you can.

Okay, it doesn’t really look like the Sydney Opera House. But it does have all the cozy fixtures you can’t resist.

23. With a camping doughnut, experience a whole new kind of cozy spaces.

Now that’s a very large tent. Not sure if that would be comfortable to stay in. But you get the idea.

24. Cinchi presents the ultimate pop up tent.

Comes with a solar power pack and LED lighting. Fits 2-4 people.

25. For self-contained shelter in the great outdoors, this canopy cot tent has got you covered.

Just make sure you put the cot outside before you set it up. Wonder if it’s comfy though.

26. This bubble tent seems quite cozy when inflated.

Yes, this is another bubble tent. But at least this one has a place where you can change your clothes. Unlike the last one.

27. At night, you can be sure to find this tent if you need to pee.

Because this one apparently glows in the dark or lights from the inside. Either way, seems stunning.

28. With large tents, you can’t go wrong with the teepee maze.

I know it seems like a tunnel. But you have to wonder what it looks from the inside.

29. With this tent, you don’t have to worry about finding a secluded bathing spot again.

This is a portable camp shower as you can see. So if you want a place for your portable shower, it’s got you covered.

30. Instead of camping in a hippie van, how about a hippie van tent?

Yet, it kind of looks ridiculous. But I have to admit that it’s quite clever even if the designer might’ve been on something.

31. This hammock tent will provide you with the quality self-contained space you need.

I might’ve shown you something like this in my outdoor post. But I think it deserves a recap for this one. For obvious reasons.

32. You can wear this tent/sleeping bag/jacket as long as you please.

I know this is a rather ridiculous tent. But in the wilderness looking like an idiot is kind of the least of your worries.

33. How about camp in some log cabin this year?

Oh, wait, that’s a log cabin tent. But somehow, you can almost mistake it for the real thing.

34. This tent comes with so much room to spare.

This is a 10 room tent as you can see inside. So it’s perfect for scouting trips to a degree. Or MASH.

35. A pyramid teepee should set your campsite right.

Well, it’s structured like a teepee by shaped like a pyramid. What more can I say? Also includes windows.

36. For beach bound surfers, this tent is just for you.

From Gadget Him: “Pack a surf and camp into one with this delectably compact and innovative surf tent design. The inner sleeping pod is an inflatable design that makes the tent non-bulky and easy-carry. Give your impulsiveness a free reign with this surf tent!”

37. Nothing looks better than a tent on top of a jeep.

Sure it might be a home covered in canvas. But if I was on an African expedition, I want a tent like this.

38. How about a nip at the Irish pub?

Yes, this is an inflatable Irish pub tent. May not give you authentic Irish cuisine. But it sure has the look nailed flat.

39. This tent is sure to have you fully booked.

Since it’s shaped like a Natural World book. Get it? Cool though.

40. This tent is guaranteed to give you a taste of home.

Yes, it’s a tent shaped like a house. I’m sure you can’t see much through the windows. And I’m positive it won’t withstand the Big Bad Wolf. Or will it?

41. With this tent, you can just put it up a tree and watch it unfold.

Unlike the other tree tent I showed you, you don’t set it down with ropes. Also called the Trepee.

42. This decagon tent spreads in all directions.

Of course, it takes up a lot of space and is perhaps a pain in the ass to pitch. But it looks pretty cool.

43. Now this is the tent well suited for camping in the asphalt jungle.

Guess this was created for protestors of Occupied Wall Street. Then again, it definitely looks like a car.

44. Those who like the London Metro might enjoy camping in this tent.

Who knew they’d make a tent out of a subway? Guess they’ll probably have one of the Hogwarts Express sometime soon.

45. The Temper Fly Solar-Powered Tent can generate its own solar energy.

This tent is said to be tested by the US Army and could power so many gadgets. So it’s kind of easy to see why.

46. RV or 2 cars stacked on each other?

Actually it’s an RV. But yeah, it’s bound to attract rather confused onlookers.

47. Didn’t know that a camper can come with an open patio.

Guess this is a vintage design. Still, wouldn’t mind having something like it. Talk about dining on the roof of your car.

48. This bike tent is well suited for cyclists on the go.

It’s quite small but it can be pitched on the bike in no time. Not sure if I’d like that.

49. For some people, the camper is their castle.

No, I don’t know if the Victorians had campers like that. But if they did, it would pretty much look like it.

50. Why stop at a log cabin when you can take it with you?

Well, that’s one way of making the most of it. Wonder if the chimney actually works.

51. Here’s a nice place to camp in the tree tops.

Sure it might be a hammock tent with a ladder. But I guess the view was worth it.

52. Guess this tent has a circular disposition.

Yeah, I know it’s of a sphere and it’s hung from trees. But it’s a tent so it goes on the post.

53. Ever wish your camper could be your home away from home?

Looks like this person took the concept to a whole another level. It even has a porch and steps.

54. Take a look at this old timey RV.

This was one of the first RV’s out there. Made in 1926. I know it looks ridiculous. But I didn’t design the thing.

55. This RV is said to have a real mean caboose.

And it certainly resembles a caboose all right. Yeah, someone must really like to tinker.

56. This tent could be easily pitched any time on the open road.

Yes, this tent can be pulled by a truck or car. I know it’s weird. But that’s why it’s on this post.

57. Nothing beats camping on the roof of your car.

And here someone managed to pitch a rooftop tent. Yes, these things exist.

58. When it comes to camping, there’s only one camper to rule them all.

Yes, some one decorated a camper to look like Bag End from the Shire. I know it’s perhaps one of the geekiest things one can ever do.

59. Perhaps this shows what it’s like to camp during the Atomic Age.

Actually that might supposed to resemble a nuke. But it kind of reminds me of a fish. Charming.

60. This RV is the ultimate tiki machine.

Might be well suited for beach trips or Hawaii. But everywhere else? Not so much.

61. An SUV is always a great place to pitch a tent.

Yes, this is another car roof tent. But it’s smaller and is shaped more like a box.

62. Sometimes it helps to blend with local surroundings.

Sure it looks great in the desert. But it will sure stand out like a sore thumb everywhere else.

63. This camper comes equipped with a few homey touches.

I know they probably went with some shingles and siding. But it sure looks amazing.

64. How about hop along on a magic camping trip?

Yes, this is one of those hippie colored campers. I know it looks quite tacky. But you have to admire the artwork.

65. Guess this tent is in a rather geometric position.

And I can’t help but wonder whether they’re finished pitching it. Or how big it is by stories.

66. Fans of Titanic will surely adore this quality tent.

Actually it’s very much in poor taste, especially with the iceberg hole. But I kind of had to include it.

67. This poncho tent makes an easy pitch.

Well, at least it saves backpack space. Other than that, I’m not sure if I want to wear one.

68. This is a tent that’s bound to blend in with the landscape.

Sorry, but the sheep on the tent isn’t real. Yet, I wasn’t lying on the “blending in” part.

69. Seems like the trees have stretched these tents to their limits.

Then again, these tree tents were designed that way. Not sure if they’re allowed at some campgrounds.

70. You might have to climb a tree to reach this tent.

I know these tents could get quite outlandish. But at least this one gives you a great view.

71. Seems like this tent is ready to take to the skies.

This is supposed to resemble a seaplane. But I doubt it could fly without any engine. Nor would you want it to.

72. This domed tent provides ideal camping shelter.

Not sure how you set one of these things up. But they seem rather comfortable.

73. Presenting the new Cabela’s mansion tent.

Seems to resemble something you’d see off of MASH to me. No disrespect, but I almost imagine Hawkeye and his friends operating in their right this minute.

74. Now this tent is said to be a real palace.

Yes, it may resemble a castle. But I bet it nowhere near resembles what the Weasleys’ tent did on the inside.

75. For moving around, this teepee tent is just the ticket.

Of course, it’s made from canvas instead of buffalo skins. But at least it does its job.

76. Who knew a trampoline tent would make a great tent floor?

Well, a trampoline has a firm surface which beats dirt. However, might cause some bouncing during the night.

77. Guess these two really seemed to let themselves go.

Actually, it’s just their tent. But yeah, this is pretty kitschy for the beach.

78. This camper surely lets in the sunlight.

I think this one came from the 1960s. And I’m sure it folds out at the destination.

79. Perhaps a wooden cabin fits best on the back of a truck.

Guess this RV was inspired by the Grapes of Wrath. Oh, wait that family didn’t have an RV. What am I thinking?

80. If you want to camp out on the water, a floating teepee will serve you well.

Even though Plains Indians didn’t camp on the water or had rafts. Because the water ways weren’t always navigable.

81. For camping on the bike trail, this tent trailer can’t be beat.

Sure it’s quite small. But so is the thing that’s pulling it. Let that sink in.

82. You’re sure to have plenty of room in this forest yurt.

Yurts are homes on the Mongolian steppe. Still, I’m sure the doors aren’t real.

83. This rooftop tent comes with its own shade.

Well, it keeps the ladder concealed from view. However, the window is totally fake.

84. When you need a break, this tent might put you at ease.

This is a tent that turns into a hammock whenever need be. It just needs to be flipped over from time to time.

85. With a tent like this, you can fall asleep while watching the stars.

Unless it’s rainy. Because rain doesn’t fall on clear nights, usually.

86. Sometimes two stacked tents are better than one.

That seems like an interesting canvas watchtower. And unlike some of the rooftop tents on here, it’s not attached to a car.

87. A tent like this has to be out of this world.

Yes, this is a tent of a space module. No, I don’t know if it goes with a space shuttle one but I’ll try to find out.

88. How about camping out in a honeycomb?

Another crazy tent that I’d probably won’t see at a campground. Guess this one has 3 stories at least.

89. Are you sure you want to take your house with you?

Yes, this is a camper shaped like a house. Not sure about the architectural style here.

90. Camper or mobile garden shed?

It’s a camper that’s supposed to resemble a gypsy caravan. Still, not a fan of the color.

91. This camper comes with all the works.

Well, this seems to come with a desk and shelf for starters. And the shelf seems to store two bottles of wine.

92. There’s nothing like a camper with an aluminum roof.

Well, this seems to be a DIY by the looks of it. Like the windows. And it seems to match the truck colors, too.

93. Guess this one went with the BLT option.

Okay, it’s a camper painted as a cheeseburger which is pretty tacky. But I’m sure my viewers would get a kick out of this.

94. Guess the tent camper goes on top to save luggage room.

Well, the tent camper looks pretty normal sans the wheels. But this seems to be pretty crazy to put it on the roof of a truck.

95. Apparently, you might want to make room for this RV.

Let’s just say if you want to see Darth Vader camping, you’d could bet any money he’d be sleeping in this. Doesn’t help that the front reminds me of an Imperial Storrmtrooper’s squashed face.

96. Well, this hot camper was made on fire.

I’m sure this person is a hot rod fan. Not sure if the flames make it look cool though.

97. How about a camper in the lap of luxury?

I know it seems like a resort lodge. But it’s one of those campers that just happens to have a swimming pool. Like the woodwork though.

98. Can’t decide whether this design is industrial or futuristic.

Or if it’s a cross between a trailer truck and a prison. But I think it’s pretty lucky. And I think the lights sticking up really don’t help.

99. Well, at least they don’t have to worry about fire emergencies.

Okay, maybe they do. But it’s funny how this camper is attached to a fire truck. And not a red one.

100. If you want more room, you could pitch the tent section.

It’s called an ECOcombo off grid camper. Said to be solar powered and comes with its own boat.

The Great Wide World of Outdoor Gear

Posted by historymaniacmegan on August 8, 2016

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Summer is a time when many of us spend considerable time in the great outdoors. Whether it means going camping, hiking, gardening, mowing the lawn, and what not, chances are that you’ll be engaged in at least one outdoor activity which means you’ll probably need some degree of such equipment well suited for whatever you endeavor. Above is a rough guide of what to put in your backpack when out hiking and camping in the great outdoors without any bathroom in sight. However, while I could list all the great outdoor equipment out there, I know you’d be bored to tears. Instead, I’ll list some of the wackier stuff you might find whether it’s for hikers, gardeners, or landscapers. They may be stuff you might be scratching your head about or things you never thought you needed. So for your reading pleasure, I bring you some crazy outdoor gear.

A tool step will surely help you with pressing your shovel.

This hard plastic contraption is supposed to make digging a lot more easier. Until the plastic gets old and breaks, that is.

2. Pesky weeds? Get a weeder.

Yes, it looks like a brightly colored torture device. But it’s not. Still, I have never really saw something like this in my life.

3. For camping trips, perhaps try a rustic kitchen sink.

Someone must’ve made this from pallets and a kitchen sink. However, running water not included.

4. For camp cooking, try out a pine cone stove.

It’s a pine cone stove because it burns pine cones. However, good luck finding use for this in Pennsylvania where there aren’t as many conifers lurking around.

5. Introducing a new, state of the art, push mower.

You mean they still make these things? And with wheels you might see on a cabinet? Not sure what to think of that.

6. This camp kitchen comes with a toaster oven and coffee machine.

So you don’t have to worry about making coffee or bagels in the woods. Also very state of the art.

7. Introducing a new way to make smores on the grill.

On one hand, it looks quite convenient. But on the other hand, it doesn’t seem quite right. Also, are heating the chocolate and graham crackers really necessary?

8. If you want a convenient camping shelf, look no further.

Another DIY camping thing. Like how this has a place for music, paper towels, and condiments as well as a trash can.

9. In case your campsite might be disturbed during the night, this knife flashlight will come in handy.

It’s a knife with a flashlight. For when you need to use a knife at night. Other than for camp fires. I wouldn’t be sure why this would exist.

10. At a campsite why pack silverware when you can have Swiss Army cutlery?

On one hand, it seems rather convenient and saves space. But on the other hand, how do you wash it?

11. How about a cooler in mahogany?

Yes, it’s a cooler that takes the appearance of a mahogany trunk. Why anyone would want that, I have no idea.

12. For picking up pecans and nuts, this is just the thing.

Also great if you need something to use for bingo night. Know this requires about 75 ping pong balls.

13. For your camping needs, these red containers are just what you need.

These can be made into different things like containers, a shower, a bed, and a table. So your camping needs can be all accounted for.

14. Instead of a tool box, you might want to consider a hammer, ax, pliers, and Swiss Army knife all in one.

Then again, such devices can only do so much. But it’s still interesting to look at.

15. Next time you have to shit in the woods, do it in this.

Sure it may not flush but at least it’s not a port a potty. However, shitting in the woods in this doesn’t give you much privacy.

16. Why use a towel when you can use a big body wipe to dry yourself off?

Yes, it’s like you’re using a paper towel or baby wipe on your whole body. I’m sure this isn’t environmentally sustainable.

17. To keep your devices running as well as some extra lights, this Biolite Nanogrid got you covered.

Uh, isn't a camping trip supposed to be a time when you're supposed to put away electronic devices. That's how I understand it.

Uh, isn’t a camping trip supposed to be a time when you’re supposed to put away electronic devices. That’s how I grew up with understanding it.

18. Also from Biolite is a wood burning camp stove and generator.

Of course, such stove does exist. It’s called a campfire. So unless you plan on hiking in a snow capped mountain range, you probably won’t need this. Then again, it might use smaller wood pieces. Also, what did I say about electronics?

19. Instead of having to stop to pee at the nearest rest stop, how about stop when you want to with the bumper dumper?

Then again, people might ask, “So why does this guy have a toilet attached to the back?” Yeah, people might think you’re crazy. Also, there’s the privacy thing. Maybe use it when you’re in the woods.

20. Instead of a camp stove, try a cooka mat.

Think of it as a set of large hot plates for camping. Not sure if it’s bound to work.

21. For portability while camping, try an egg kitchen.

Includes everything along with the kitchen sink. And you can strap it to the roof of your car.

22. To get around in the dark, this intelligent lantern will light your way.

It even include speakers so you can listen to music. Yes, you read that right.

23. This camping mattress comes with built in speakers.

Why would anyone put speakers into a camping mattress? Unless, oh, I see what they mean. Maybe this isn’t meant for a family camping trip per se.

24. To keep those pesky mosquitoes at bay, this mosquito repeller does the job.

If I can verify that it works, then I highly recommend this for Olympic spectators in Rio. For obvious reasons (though I’d question their sanity on why they even bothered, save for those with friends and family).

25. For when you’re ripe on the trail, this portable shower comes in handy.

Of course, it might require you fill this with water first. That and find a place where nobody will see you. Unless you want to shower with your clothes on.

26. For morning campsite coffee, this coffee box is at your service.

Well, this seems quite convenient. Just make coffee in this box and all is fine. Not sure if it comes with its own cup.

27. Frying is easy in the outdoors with this Coleman Propane Fryer.

Then again, I would think this as nonessential because frying food doesn’t work any nutritional wonders. And I’m surprised that Coleman has this available.

28. Take your food with you in this Cruzin’ Cooler.

Yes, this a mix between a cooler and a tricycle. Also seems electric powered since it has an exhaust pipe.

29. For some men, this is chair hammock to rest on in the great outdoors.

This one comes with shade and places to put your drinks. So it’s all good.

30. This trunk camp kitchen puts all your culinary needs in one place.

Of course, this is more suited for those who earn 6 figured salaries. But that’s beside the point. Still, I’m sure plenty would want this.

31. For those living off the grid, I have the perfect mower for you.

Well, that’s one way to make Fluffy useful. However, I think using other animals would be far more efficient. Also gives your lawn a free fertilization.

32. For Rover’s camping accommodations, how about his own sleeping bag?

Still, remember that most national and state parks don’t allow pets for obvious reasons. So it’s very unlikely you’ll get to use it.

33. For easy gardening, get yourself an Easy Bloom Plant Sensor.

This little gadget tells you what will grow in the space you got and how to care for them. As for my home, there’s probably not much due to shitty soil content.

34. For better smores, try the Electric Marshmallow Roaster.

Now you can roast your marshmallows on a rotation. Also works with hotdogs.

35. For great storage space, try this spice rack backpack on a tree.

I’m sure you’d want this on your camping trip after you read this post. Seriously, who wouldn’t?

36. You never had a strong cup of coffee in the great outdoors until you’ve brewed it with a propane coffee maker.

Brought to you by Coleman. However, using propane isn’t as glamorous for the outdoors once you realize how it’s extracted these days. As I can testify.

37. For your camping morning rituals, this box has you covered.

Even comes with a mirror and a place you can fill it up with water. What more can you want?

38. Crockery and containers are easy to store when they come stacked.

Comes with some pots, pans, bowls, and a few containers. I’m sure it can’t be beat.

39. For picnics, you might want to help yourselves to this Propane “Party Hub” Grill.

However, remember that most parks have fire pits at camp and picnic sites. So why would anyone think this is necessary?

40. For food processing in the great outdoors, this crank blender is at your command.

Because sipping margaritas and smoothies in the woods = survival. Not sure if I think about that. Probably makes a lot of noise, too.

41. For on the go hygiene on your hike, try the pocket shower.

Yes, this is a shower you can carry in the palm of your hand. But you have to fill it with water and put it up a tree first.

42. Change your campfire’s color with some fire crystals.

Yes, those flame colors may look pretty. But it’s recommended that you don’t roast marshmallows over them. Since they contain certain chemicals.

43. This camp kitchen has everything you can fit in a suitcase.

And I wasn’t kidding. Because this camp kitchen is literally in a suitcase. Very handy.

44. Why mow the lawn when you have a mowbot?

Someone made this as a project. However, I bet my dad would be envious if something like this existed.

45. Speaking of mowers, there’s no better way to cut the grass than with a large hot rod engine.

Okay, it’s probably more of a piece of DIY farm equipment. But you just have to see the kid on the seat smiling and holding his hand. That’s great.

46. For outdoor camping outside, this grill comes easy to carry.

Because you can fold it and take it with you on the go. Even though it’s hard to tell how you make it work from the picture. Like how it’s called a “GoBQ.”

47. Now you can have cold drinks with you wherever you sit and wherever you go.

These are folding cooler bag chairs. Great for camping and other activities. If you value your access to drinks over the comfort of your seat.

48. This Garden Groom will help keep your hedges trim.

Yes, it looks like a vacuum and probably sounds like one. But it seems to do a really great pruning job.

49. Now you don’t have to worry about laundry at the campsite with this washer and dryer.

Of course, you can wash clothes in water before drying them on the line. But that would take too long.

50. GoTenna will always give you better reception in the great outdoors.

Because if you’re stuck in the woods, you’ll bet there’s a strong chance of no cell phone service. Keep that in mind.

51. Need a better way to clean your grill? Try Grillbot.

This is an automatic grill brush. Said to clean your grill, hands free, in no time. And my dad is like, “Oh, shit.”

52. For cutting off high limbs in hard to reach places, this high limb chain saw has got you covered.

Now you can cut high limbs from a tree without having to worry about risking serious injury. At least not as much than having to do it with a ladder.

53. When keeping warm at the campfire, you can’t do without a honcho poncho.

It’s part blanket and part poncho. And unlike the snuggie, it was made for the great outdoors in all kinds of weather.

54. With the Husquvarna Automated Lawn Mower, you don’t have go out to cut the grass again.

Man, I know my dad would want this if he saw it. But I’m sure it’s expensive as hell.

55. On a hike, this battery powered shower fits in the palm of your hand.

Sure it looks like some headphone. But you put water in it. I know it doesn’t look like much but it’s a portable shower.

56. This Life Straw Personal Water Filter will guarantee you fresh drinking water all the time.

I’m sure there are plenty of people who need this. Namely people who are either camping or on some Latin American vacation. These need to be distributed to Olympic spectators in Rio.

57. With this riding mower, be the king of the open lawn.

Yes, this is a motorcycle riding mower. It’s part motorcycle, part tractor. Probably some kind of project in some guy’s garage.

58. To keep dry and your hands free in the rain, a nubrella is just for you.

While the nubrella might keep you dry, it won’t stop you from looking like a total idiot. Take it from someone who knows.

59. An Oru kayak is a very convenient way to go across the river.

Because you can fold it and carry it with you on land. Not sure about the lack of an oar though.

60. This is EcoWash Dinner Set by Electrolux is perfect for the lazy camper.

And here we have what this device consist of as well as how to wash the dishes with it. Note that it has to use its own plates.

61. For convenient clothes washing, you might want to go with a Scrubba wash bag.

Yes, this is a laundry bag. But it’s a laundry bag you wash clothes in while camping. There’s a difference.

62. If you need to shit in the woods, the squat strap really comes in handy.

Because if you need to shit in the woods, it can be hard to sit down. Squatting can sometimes be very uncomfortable on these occasions.

63. Cook food on the camp site by using the power of the sun with this GoSun solar oven.

I guess the tube in this thing is bigger than it looks in the picture. Because you can put a whole chicken in it.

64. To get rid of pesky garden spiders, this spider catcher comes in handy.

Of course, not all spiders are dangerous though being bit by them is not pleasant. Believe me, I’ve put up with that one spring.

65. For better mowing and less movement, go with the lazy man’s power mower.

This is from a vintage image as you can see. Has a rather futuristic design with the dad in the bubble.

66. Make gardening easier with a tractor scoot.

Not sure if it makes gardening easier for anyone like me. But I wouldn’t mind having it on me (at least for fun).

67. When camping, just remember that Sparky needs his own shelter, too.

Yes, I know it’s ridiculous because a lot of state and national parks don’t allow pets. But it makes a great photo op.

68. If you don’t like the tractor scoot, the wearable garden stool is just as good.

Talk about having a stick up your ass on this one. Not sure how it will make gardening easier if it has one leg.

69. This Wegner is the only Swiss Army Knife you ever need.

Because this one has a lot of stuff in it for any camping trip. Costs $1300.

70. This solar charger gives your iPhone all the power you’ll ever need on your camping trip.

Uh, isn’t camping supposed to be pertain to not using electronics? Then again, you can’t really stop using your cell phone.

71. Need hot water? This Cuissental Slick Boil is just for you.

This kettle is of collapsible silicon. Makes it resistant to fire and insulates heat.

72. During a camping trip, a trampoline is always fun, on the water.

Yes, these do exist. And you can inflate them to put on a body of water. Yet, makes sure it’s a beach before you use it.

73. This garden implement has a rake on one side and a hoe on the other.

Well, the hoe is abnormally wider than usual. But what did you expect from a wide garden implement like a rake?

74. A cocoon hammock is great when you need some privacy.

Not sure if it qualifies as a tent. But I wouldn’t mind having this on a camping trip. Looks nice and cozy.

75. A double sleeping bag is where the magic happens.

Yes, young romantic campers, these things exist. And I’m not sure if you’d want to take it on a family camping trip. Might go well with the camp mattress with speakers.

76. This Folding Flat Pot props up whenever you need it while camping.

It’s a sheet of metal. But you can make it into a square pot if you need to do so.

77. These solar powered Luminaid lights will illuminate any camp site.

Comes in 8 different colors. But they store power from the sun during the day. And use it during the night.

78. This flashlight nightlight shows light way ahead of your path.

This one could be really handy if you have to go to the campground bathroom in the middle of the night. Like how it uses 2 lights.

79. For a simpler campfire experience, help yourself to a campfire in a can.

Or as I call it, a “campfire for lazy people.” Seriously, campfires should have real wood and be made by scratch. Not this.

80. For pesky bugs, you might want this zap racket by your side.

Yes, a racket that will catch those pesky summer bugs. Might make them suffer but do I give a shit about them? No.

81. Musuc Wear is the only kind of camping sleep wear you’ll ever need.

Yes, it’s a sleeping bag you can wear. I know it’s crazy and I probably showed this before. But I couldn’t resist.

82. With a watering can adapter, you use bottle to water your plants.

These look quite handy since you can use it on bottles. Comes in several different colors.

83. Garden gloves like these help you dig with your hands.

Kind of reminds you of some colorful claw hand. Yet, it’s only a plastic glove that’s a lame Wolverine imitation.

84. Sometimes you might need a row boat you can fit in your bag.

So if you hear “Dueling Banjoes” on the Appalachian Trail, you’ll know when to get it out and rowing. Okay, I’m just kidding on that one.

85. Ever wish you can sit in a big camp chair? Now you can.

No, this isn't photoshop. The chair is actually that big. Take my word for it. Believe me.

No, this isn’t photoshop. The chair is actually that big. Take my word for it. Or Buzzfeed’s.

86. Steripen Freedom will help purify any water for you.

A must have for those on camping trips in the woods or on Latin American vacations. Because you never know what’s in the water.

87. This solar light can withstand the dark and stormy nights.

This would be a must have for any camper in my area. Because when it’s not hot in Southwestern PA during the summer, it’s incredibly rainy.

88. This solar powered bottle light is great in any dark situations.

It also ensures that you have an emergency light that doesn’t take much space. A must have for any hiker or camper.

89. For a convenient cup of coffee in the great outdoors, this Handexpresso is all you need.

As if getting coffee couldn’t be more simpler. I know so many people might feel this is something they didn’t know they needed.

90. If you want to travel light, you might want to take this ultralight camp stove with you.

And I mean light. Since it barely resembles a stove. Just a very sophisticated bunsen burner from an advanced chemistry class.

91. This backpack comes with its own solar power cell.

Well, at least you can charge you devices with this like your GPS and cell phone. Then again, you might not get much of signal anyway.

92. For shade around the campfire this chair has got you covered.

Now I would certainly want this for the beach. Also comes with bag for reading material like magazines.

93. Keep your water pure in this Camelbak UV Light Water Purifier.

This even comes with a light. Said to purify water in 60 seconds from anywhere. Not sure if I buy it.

94. For your campsite take out, you’ll need these chopsticks.

Unless you’re from East Asia, I’d see no reason why anyone would need these. Seriously, does anyone eat take out during a camping trip?

95. This tent chair can be shaped for many different purposes.

You can use it as a bed, tent, recliner, and chair. So there should be no reason why anyone wouldn’t want this.

96. Now you can grill on the go with Grilliput.

Comes with a tray and fire pit. But it sure looks quite simple to assemble. Doesn’t it?

97. This Ice Mule Cooler will store cold drinks on any hiking trip.

Of course, beer seems to be the popular choice. Because some hikers prefer to party during the night.

98. You can put up these hanging chairs at the back of a truck or car.

However, they seem like they could get tangled easily. Not sure how anyone could sit in them.

99. Watering plants is easier with Ucan.

Yes, it’s a large watering can but you can pull it and carry it whenever you need to. So I guess it’s quite handy.

100. Storing water in your backpack is easy with these Hydaway bottles.

And if you’re not using them, you can store them away. Simple as that. Also come in a lot of different colors.

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