Hey, at least you don’t have to wear a corset. Those things can be very tight.

Which he bought from her brother so he can get an army to storm into Westeros with. He also raped her on their wedding night. But at least he’s played by Aquaman in the show.

Note that this was highly illegal in Europe during the Renaissance. Since only royalty could wear purple at the time.

This is especially true if she has vibrant butterfly wings. Also, her dress should match them.

Well, I guess that can work. Though if you come as Snow White, stay away from apples.

To be fair, jesters only played the fool. However, it was one of the few jobs in the Renaissance era where you criticize your boss and get away with it.

It’s made out of velvet and has silver shoulders. Just don’t trip on the skirt on your way out.

Since nobles usually wear the large, lavish dresses. These women deck ones of green, blue, and pink. The guy wears red.

Sure they may be dressed for a funeral. But you have to love their hats.

They’re wearing fur, too. One guy doesn’t even wear a shirt. Because at Renaissance Festivals, it’s optional.

You can see how two people operate the cow. The thing might freak you out while passing by.

This black one includes jewels on the bodice. Like the crown and ruff.

She also wears a long-nosed half mask. Also, the flowers aren’t real. But you probably knew that.

Since they come as demons. The guy even wears red armor and horns.

Not sure in the woman’s case. Since it only covers her breasts. Talk about metal.

I mean she’s dressed like a Viking. And her wings are really sensational. Still, you don’t want her to call on the Valkyrie.

One wears green and fire. The other wears blue. But she carries her own mug.

A lot of couples seem to match. Though the woman has a fantastic hat and skirt.

Though these two even wear similar hats. However, their daughter just wears a normal outfit.

Or at least half of one. Let’s hope they don’t start any fires, shall we?

Though he does wear a fancy black tunic with gold striped pantaloons and a feather hat. Not to mention he wears an awesome necklace, too.

Her brown dress seems to be held together through lacing. Even on the skirt and sleeves.

Since they’re in Dia de los Muertos costumes. A couple wear skull makeup and don skull hats.

Okay, they’re just here for the beer. Yet, you have to love their furs.

Since his robes are in blue and orange. But there are those who call him Hank.

This guy wears a plain brown tunic and pants. Though it won’t help him if the other guy wears armor.

They wear fantastic hats in bright colors, too. They also go to the privies together when nature calls.

They seem to belong to the steampunk crowd. Though both wear top hats.

This is a crocheted black vest with gold trim and buttons. But the boy doesn’t seem too happy about it.

Her skirt’s a patchwork. Yet, she wears a matching corset and wings nonetheless.

This is made from velvet. And sure it’s not fancy. But it’s sure expensive.

Though some Ren fairs may have a weapons policy. Still, the bow is quite huge.

Maybe not since knights were all adult ages. But they’re not in Crusader shape.

Okay, the fur’s probably fake. Yet, it certainly goes well with her lovely black dress and gold tiara.

No horned helmets or boob armor for her. Just a long dress and a belt.

Well, she’s wearing purple with green tights. Though her wings are rather transparent.

Okay, they don’t look like the ones in the Marvel movies. Yet, at least they know how to dress. Sort of.

He’s a medieval knight. She’s an 18th century lady. But will love find a way?

There’s Mulan, Ariel, and Tiana. None of these lived during the Renaissance as far as Disney canon is concerned.

Their outfits have gold trim and jewels. Yet, their hats are rather different.

At least I think it’s a guy. But the capris and sandals indicate otherwise.

She wears a red dress with green trim. The shield has all kinds of pictures on it.

After all, that’s what belts are for. She’s even got a fan of peacock feathers.

Yet, he’s dressed like he’s from the 18th century. And he wears antennas.

She carries her own walking stick. Hope she can find water.

The women wear their corsets and the fanciest black hats with feathers. The guy wears a scarf and a vest.

These women dress in rather colorful peasant dresses. Like the one in the purple skirt.

He’s got a cool helmet and armor. Not to mention he’s got a skull bag. Guess he couldn’t bring his sword.

Though she kind of makes blowing into her flute a habit. That the other nun can’t stand it anymore.

Seems like these two made their costumes from a rug. Yet, they seem to have a rather good time.

After all, don’t they consider fun sinful? Seriously, these people don’t even celebrate Christmas.

Since she wears a golden dress as Gloriana. Still, don’t ask why she stays single. It’s mostly political.

Well, she’s supposed to be dressed like she’s some spirit. Though she doesn’t have much of a corset.

Though I’m not sure if such shades existed in the 1500s. Yet, she wears a black corset over all those layers.

Yet, since this is the 21st century, she can make it as comfortable as she’d like. Since historical accuracy isn’t a benchmark at Ren fairs.

He’s shirtless with horns and a fur bottom. Then again, James McAvoy’s Mr. Tummus was much better looking.

She wears a dress with a corset and boots. Perfect for a nice Renaissance festival.

She wears an cream dress with blue. Has a tiara around her head.

Because metal swords can actually kill people. Though it’s not nice being hit by one either.

He even wears an old-fashioned mustache. You’d almost think him a musketeer.

Too bad their relationship didn’t last. Since Dany went crazy and burned down King’s Landing. So Jon had to kill her.

This couple dresses to attract stains. Though the woman has a goblet on her belt.

Sure he may not seem straight out of Fantasia. But you can put a saddle on him.

To be fair, pirates didn’t have white and gray beards. Because most of them were under 30 and usually didn’t live past that age.

I bet you they’re supposed to be tribespeople. Yet, they’re really pushing it with the dress code.

He wears a fancy black tunic and a feather hat. She wears a gold and blue dress with a pearl net.

Though he should be careful when climbing that tree. Still, wonder if he’s got help from his merry men.

They even wear matching outfits and crowns. King even has a nice lion on his tunic.

They all quite stunningly dressed. Some even carry the swagger.

So take advantage of all the Middle Earth photo ops while you can. Since it won’t be long till they have to head for Mordor.

She wears a green leaf dress. But you have to love her flower garland on her head.

She has red tights and a brown skirt. Got to like the feathered headdress.

Yes, you can get married at a Renaissance Festival. Though I wouldn’t necessarily recommend that. Still, that knight salute is pretty awesome.

She’s dressed like a gypsy. Yet, I wonder what sound she gets from that.

Stormtroopers have gone to the wrong venue. Padme Amidala’s in the front by the way.

They’re all dressed like a trio of troubadours. Got to like their snazzy hats.

Since he needs to stand it up on a stick. Also, don’t mind his ridiculous feather hat and big pantaloons.

Didn’t know Imperial Stormtroopers can be Scottish. Still, he won’t find the droids he’s looking for in that kilt and tam.

They both wear long dresses and large wings. One even has flowers on her skirt.

Hers has a flower and fringes. She’s also Vanessa Hudgens.

Kind of reminds me of something you’d see from Game of Thrones. Though much of her outfit requires much lacing.

She even has her own mug on her. But you have to admire her amazing sleeves.

Though I doubt if it’s made out of rubber. Because they didn’t have much of a way to produce it during Renaissance times.

She carries a quiver of arrows and wears an elegant blue cape. She also keeps a horn around her belt.

I’m sure the pearls are fake. Yet, at least the guy’s outfit matches his boots.

He’s wearing rather exquisite jewelry on his neck and fingers. Plus, he seems to have his eye on some treasure.

She has a lovely red jacket and leather bodies. But go near her or she’ll rip you to shreds.

And she has her horse dressed for the occasion as well. And I’m sure it’ll leave plenty of droppings behind.

He also carries a staff and wears an old brown hat. He even sports the beard.

And yes, two of them wear corsets. One even has a flowing skirt.

She carries a bow and arrows as well as all clad in leather. Watch your back.

He’s just either quietly at prayer or plotting something. As the jester begins his merriment.

She also has a gold pattern underdress to match. But you have to love the long red sleeves.

She wears braids to keep her blonde locks in place. Got to love the gold decoration.

Though I really wouldn’t go for the color and pattern myself. Still, they appear quite fancy.

She’s even had her face painted. Nonetheless, her dress is quite lovely.

He’s even got a longbow. And yes, it can fire arrows at a longer distance than its conventional counterpart.

Her collar is even decked in floral gold designs. And indeed, she is magnificent.

And indeed, you’d have a hell of a time with them. But why risk it?

Though you wouldn’t want to be near her rapier. For she could slash you to shreds.

She wears a long white shirt with a leather corset. And yes, she’s decked in jewels.

Her dress has gold trim. And her sleeves drape to her skirt.

She also wears a wide straw hat to match. And it’s decked in bright feathers.

She wears a leather belt and makes a toast. Not quite flashy but tasteful.

Not sure what she sounds like on her flute. But she does have stellar wings.

He’s dressed as a German huntsman. She’s clad as a German barmaid.

And yes, they’re clad in smocks and dresses. So cute.

One even appears to have rock hard abs. Nonetheless, Like the antler and leaf crown.

He just wears a mail shirt and a gray tunic. She just dons a chemise and a red dress.

She has a red top and a black skirt. Yet, you have to love her belt and jewels.

She has a white face with a staff and tall hat. And yes, she could be quite terrifying.

All wear their tricorn hats with their skirts. Please don’t mess with them.

Indeed, he certainly looks smashing. But he’ll make you walk the plank if he could.

She has a green bodice and a pink skirt. Almost like she’s a pixie wearing a flower.

She wears a green mask and a garland of flowers on her head. Yet you have to like her laced corset.

I’m sure this monster is harmless. But it does have the potential to scare people who don’t understand.

Sure her dress is patterned like one’s drapery. But she flaunts it for all to see.

I’m sure she’s dressed as some raider. Though her outfit is generous with the fringe.

Well, I guess Padme’s queen outfit can fit in. Nonetheless, you have to like the kilts on these Stormtroopers.

She has a horn on her flower garland. And her dress is in a shiny periwinkle.

Okay, he’s probably not a satyr. But get a load of his hat and armor. Not to mention, how he stands in magnificence.

Though her dress seems more fitting for a table cloth. Yet, she’s enjoying the parade.

She wears a simple dress. While her wings shimmer in the sun.

And yes, her hat is a giant nest of feathers. Hope you don’t get too close to her.

Well, that’s Dr. Who. But if he actually was in the Renaissance, the streets would smell like crap and everyone would be dirty.

She’s in a green and purple outfit with green wings. But you must watch your back since fairies are unpredictable in fairy stories.

Well, you have a lot of women wearing costumes with short skirts. Yet, in the Renaissance, this would’ve been a fashion no-no.

She also wears pants and boots. And her corset is laced with red string.

And they’re both wearing the same family plaid. Hope the kid is potty trained. Because I don’t want to know what they wear underneath.

Her dress has a feathery chest, too. And her wings match the skirt.

She wears a white and flower dress while carrying a lacy parasol. So best you cover puddles as she goes by.

Okay, she’s drinking from a plastic dixie cup. But you have to love the flower garland she’s wearing.

Here he stands in all his bountiful glory. His crown of antlers also consists of fruits and leaves.

Falconry is a way of training a bird of prey to find food. Yet, here I think the bird’s wings are clipped.

She has a blue face with blue wings. She also wears a blue dress.

They’re both wearing beige. Yet, the woman’s hat is quite charming.

However, during the Renaissance, purple was only reserved for royalty. Mostly because the dye for it was so expensive and rare.

And spread her wings she certainly does. But don’t expect her to fly with them.

Helps if she’s wearing a neat hat to match. Yet, her dress is trimmed with gold.

Yes, there are furries at Renaissance festivals. But not sure what I think about the tiger with antlers.

She wears a black smock with a fancy white dress. And she’s quite adorable in it.

And she seems quite matronly in it as well. Still, wouldn’t want to be in her way.

Well, I guess dragons would want to have a good time once in awhile. But this is just simply ridiculous.

Though he seems a bit old to be on the battlefield. Yet, I do like the woman’s hat.

However, I don’t think this outfit would be very practical in fight. And the reasons are obvious.

I think these are Star Wars mashups. Since one seems like a medieval Stormtrooper. The other resembles one of Jabba’s sex slaves.

He only carries his bow and his quiver of arrows. But he’s all clad in leather for protection.

Okay, she’s just wearing a dress. But I see no seashell bra.

Well, she’s wearing a cap to protect her hair. Though she seems like a pleasant peasant.

He’s clad in furs for the cold. But has sword and shield in hand.

She wears a simple black dress with a silver stomacher. And topped with a crown to match.

Indeed, a camera is a strange object for an old wizard from the 16th century. So are sunglasses.

Though she normally wore white makeup like that. Despite that it was based in lead.

After all, she’s wearing a wide-brimmed hat and headscarf. She also has her belongings in ye olde fanny pack.

She has a tall leaf staff and a belt with a leaf. Yet, you don’t want to get under her hooves.

Since it’s dressed as a jester. Though I don’t think it likes wearing that ridiculous hat.

One is in a long dress and a tricorn hat. The other wears a long coat dress and feather hat.

She wears a black and white dress and maroon corset. Yet, she can’t complain.

Well, he’s a dad with kids. But you can’t help but adore this.

Here he’s wearing a kilt and wielding a sword. Yet, I wonder how he seems like a brave Scot.

Well, the frame is more like big for her. But sometimes size is irrelevant.

And we should all agree that his fall look is fabulous. Then again, fall leaves are among the most colorful.

The costume mainly consists of torn clothing and a fur cape. But the velcro shoes give an anachronistic impression.

After all, regular Renaissance women weren’t wearing lavish gowns to show off to everyone. So these will do fine.

Then again, he seems like he could be a wizard. Perhaps Merlin’s brother Elsgarth who’s known to harass woodland creatures.

You can also have a patched skirt and leather fanny pack to match. Of course, someone in Britain is probably laughing right now.

You’d almost mistake this guy for the Sheriff of Nottingham. Except he wouldn’t be wearing that in the 12th century save in movies.

Though in the Renaissance, it’s likely both boys and girls would wear them. But not like this.

Makes her appear like a villain in a Tudor drama. Bet she has a dagger hidden under her skirt.

Though this doesn’t seem like the season for it. Then again, it might be the only time the Renaissance Festival comes to her hometown.

She’s supposed to be dressed as a mermaid with a jeweled seashell bra. But a blue skirt is close enough.

Not bad with the leather top. But I wonder if he’s wearing anything underneath. Because you know what they all say about men in kilts.

Well, not quite. The woman wears a sky blue dress. But they both look very beige to me.

Apparently, the people of PETA are upset right now. But the fur is fake and part of a witch costume.

I see we have an elf, an antler woman, and a woman in a leafy headdress. And yes, they aim to match the trees.

You know the old plague doctor’s mask? Sure it’s not an authentic model. But it’ll protect him from the plague as well as a real one ever did. Not at all.

This one looks more like a Viking outfit. Not as fancy as a gown but practical. Hope she knows how to handle a sword.

She even wears fishnet stockings on her legs. But you have to check out her gold and green wings.

After all, what’s Scottish pride without a tam and plaid? Besides, kilts are menswear.

Because no fairy wants to be held down by a heavy Renaissance dress. Still, love the purple.

Seems like fall fairies are all the rage. She even wears a leafy headdress and rainbow tutu.

Comes with long, wide sleeves and golden embroidery. Stunning and will probably break the bank.

Yes, these costumes can get quite elaborate. But I’m always a sucker for purple stuff. Love the skirt.

Maybe the pipes are two different clefs. Then again, it goes with her fairy costume.

Her outfit is covered in peacock feathers from top to bottom. Love it.

However, let’s hope the bow, arrows, and dagger are fashion accessories. Because using weapons in public shouldn’t be encouraged.

Yes, that guy seems quite proud of himself being among women. I’m sure any of these would want him to open their bodice. Since they must be roasting in these dresses.

Though real pirate ladies usually dressed as dudes to conceal their identities. So they wouldn’t be wearing lovely outfits like these.

If so, then I don’t think she’ll live happily ever after. Actually her whole life was a series of unfortunate events.

Because most 16th century dresses didn’t have pockets. And that’s why we have purses today.

Had this one for at least a year or two. Wasn’t sure what to do with it until now. But you have to admire the guy’s mail and teeth helmet.

Yes, I know it looks cool. But the skulls seem to suggest a connotation with death and cannibalism for some reason.

This one is mostly red with loose sleeves and a yellow underskirt. The neckline is lined with gold.

Though it doesn’t seem laced very tightly. Then again, to each his own.

Okay, he’s wearing pants. But the rule applies. Also, check out those poofy sleeves.

Uh, the floor is mulch and chances are this woman will come home to feet filled with splinters. For God’s sake, we have shoes for a reason.

Yes, pirates might seem cool. But you wouldn’t want to be around a bunch of drunk guys on a wooden ship that smells like shit.

I’m sure this consists of several pieces of fabric. And it’s dirtied up for a more “authentic” look.

Though the most this knight will accomplish is putting someone else’s eye out. Looks baddass, by the way.

Yes, I know Data’s from Star Trek TNG and has nothing to do with the Renaissance. Still, let’s pretend he’s in the Enterprise holosuite program.

Not those kind of fairies. These have wings and flutter. One of them is a guy.

Yes, her outfit is made of chain mail which was once used armor. Let’s hope it doesn’t freeze on her if it’s abnormally cold.

Yes, I know I’ve featured a lot of fairies on this post. But this one kind of stands out for me. Don’t know why.

Then again, the feathered look might be a bit too much. But I love the feather mask.

Just consists of a shirt, corset, and skirt. You can also add a garland if you want to.

Kind of reminds you of a sage from some fantasy film. Of course, he must’ve spent a lot of time on his outfit.

I guess she’s with a jester and a troubadour. Jester also knows how to juggle.

She even has her own horse to show for it. Hope the mail doesn’t weigh her down.

That way if she runs into a wolf, she can blow into it and call for help. Then again, that horn might be used for gun powder.

At least they’re playing with wooden swords. They’re also dressed he same, too.

You can see he has wheels on the back legs. And please don’t ask him how he goes to the bathroom.

Interesting how her outfit goes with her pink hair. And I suppose she’s not wearing a midriff due to the weather.

She even has more flowers in the back. Must’ve taken her hours to get dressed in that. outfit.

Well, he almost resembles the Johnny Depp character. Even has the swagger.

Both have horned helmets which Vikings didn’t wear when on their boats. And there are obvious reasons for that.

Helps if she wears a simple dress with a belt. Not sure how it helps her give a good aim though.

She has rainbow wings and tutu. But her top is mostly white. So pretty.

He has a sword and his tunic with leather pants and boots. Simple yet effective.

Or rather on them. And yes, they’ll probably shiver at the end of September.

Well, she has a couple of plates on her boobs. Though I particularly want to know whether she’s holding a knife or scepter in her hand.

I know the guy is supposed to be Shrek. But the woman doesn’t look like Fiona.

Of course, let’s hope she doesn’t go to the Renfest when it’s raining. Because she’s so adorable in it.

Though that won’t protect you like chain mail and armor. But yes, it makes you think you’ll be great for Game of Thrones.

Though she seems more suited for spring or summer. Also, how does she keep warm in the snow.

Yes, whole families attend this event every year. And this family came as a group of peasants.

Well, we have a satyr, two fairies, and a traveler. Love the parasol.

For some reason, a lot of fairies wear green. Maybe it’s to blend in with the green in the forest.

Well, at least two of them did. But you have to admire the girls’ colorful dresses.

Yes, I know she doesn’t have much on her. Still, I believe she comes from the Nordic land of Las Vegas.

Note that most real pirates didn’t live past 30. Still, you can’t help but like their outfits.

They could almost be the little versions of some of the fairies I showed on this post. And yes, they’re filled with magical cuteness.

Okay, they’re little boys dressed as the Three Musketeers. Yet, you can’t think they’re anything less than adorable.

She has a peacock feather crown with butterfly wings. Love the feathers.

She’s said to be a fairy godmother. But I liken her to a living statue. Hope she doesn’t freak out anyone.

After all, he’s clad in black and white while everyone else is in color. But he doesn’t seem to mind.

I guess she’s one of the court ladies at the Renaissance Festival. Not sure who she’s supposed to be.

Well, as far as I can tell by the outfits. But the one on the left looks more like a cook.

Then again, this was what women were supposed to do during the Renaissance. Though normally it would comprise of being married off to a guy your parents wanted you to be with. This is especially if they needed the money.

Yes, he seems like the Krampus But his wings and head are surely impressive.

Yes, it’s a dog dressed in Renaissance garb. I know what you’re thinking. But at least it’s not as fancy.

Sure had she lived in the 16th century, it would be much dirtier and not in such bright colors. But she certainly looks lovely.

Not exactly what you’d see at Hogwarts. But they look so badass in their robes and staffs you don’t even care.

Yes, I know it’s more fantasy than Renaissance. But you see people dressed like this at such festivals. Besides, a lot of Renaissance outfits are uncomfortable anyway.

Anyone familiar with Greek mythology should know that female satyrs were all male. Female satyrs were inventions by later poets.

I think this woman is supposed to be a gypsy from what I could tell by her outfit. But I could be wrong. At least she has one of those metal perfumers around her waist even if it’s just for show.

Yes, women did wear multiple skirts in those days, particularly the wealthy. Still, while the skirts are nice, I’m not sure about the sleeves.

You know the English Tudor king who was married 6 times, beheaded 2 wives and a lot of his friends, broke with the Catholic Church, and later got very fat towards the end of his life. Yes, that’s the ruthless and colorful Henry VIII.

Yes, they kind of look creepy. But apparently, these people think the masks are cool. So they go with them.

Often it wouldn’t in the Middle Ages, because even the nobles had a very limited wardrobe. Seriously, clothes were expensive at that time.

Yes, one of these guys is in a dress and most likely because he has a strange sense of humor. But please don’t judge him.

And I bet this woman’s costume didn’t come cheap either. Knowing how it’s rich with ornate detail.

But at the Renaissance Festival these can be worn by almost anyone and can be adjusted for comfort. Real rich Renaissance ladies didn’t have such luxuries.

Because Renaissance dresses can be very expensive if ornate enough. Yet, these little girls are so cute.

Seems like they’re dressed like Princess Aurora and Snow White. And in costumes somewhat suitable to the period, according to storybooks.

Love how she has her green and blue costume coordinate with the peacock feathers she uses as wings. Very ingenious of her.

I’m sure he’s not a clergyman of any kind in real life. But he does have a cool hat and lavish robes to make a presence.

Now that’s a dress you can see from a mile away. Very bright if you ask me. Like the hat, too.

Yes, they have belly dancers at Renaissance Festivals. Would you see them in Renaissance Europe? No, because they’re from India.

Doesn’t hurt if they use the same colors either. Yet, only the guy is wearing the mask as well as a shirt under his.

And I know one of these guys isn’t wearing pants. Or are tights pants in Renaissance costumes? You can’t be sure.

Sure his costume might be intimidating to many. But you have to love his big feet and horns.

She even has a green dress and is holding a leaf that seems to be changing color. Guess fall must be around the corner.

Doesn’t hurt that it has matching yellow ribbons. Probably not cheap to make though.

Yet, the lass could wear a short skirt if she wants to. Because these events aren’t meant to conform to historical accuracy anyway. And his outfit more or less belongs in the late 17th century. Possibly 18th.

Because such outfits in the 16th century were a man’s way of showing how rich they were. Like the cape and hat.

I guess she’s supposed to dress like a pirate from what I can tell. Then again, at least everything seems to match.

You’d almost think this guy was Conan the Barbarian. Yet, at least he’s sporting a six pack.

Yes, he may only be in diapers. But he’s just so adorable in his rich costume that you don’t care.

Note that their guns are flintlock muskets which are single shot, take long to reload, and aren’t very great in speed and accuracy. On the other hand, they guys are wearing nice pants.

It also has to match her outfit as well. And as far as this girl’s concern, princess is only a stepping stone to becoming queen.

Doesn’t hurt that this outfit helps him with the ladies and makes him look like a badass. He even has a sword, too.

Yes, Queen Lizzy loved her pearl jewelry and ruffles. Because she had a lot of portraits depicting her like this. And yes, she used white makeup, which probably contained lead.

Yes, it’s them. And they’re dressed in period costume to show. Though they’re still easy to pick out of a crowd since they’re Batman villains.

Jesters often entertained with their songs, music, storytelling, acrobatics, juggling, magic, and comedy. However, while they were popular in the Renaissance, the tradition later declined in the 17th century.

Sure he looks like a faun or satyr. But the guy is wearing antlers. So it may be hard to say at any length.

Or just have people dressed up as demons in their own incarnation. This one is mostly dressed in red with fur trimming on his outfit.

Yes, he does seem to be a member of the Merry Men with his ragged archer costume and a longbow. But unlike what you see in the Robin Hood stories, medieval outlaws mostly stole for themselves. And they could be quite violent, too.

Yet, unlike this couple, real Viking warriors didn’t wear horned helmets into battle or on their ships. Also, Viking women wore long skirts.

It’s also a stain magnet and something a lot of women wouldn’t wear during the Renaissance. But this is very lovely.

Only in the 16th and 17th century could a man get away with lace, puffy pants, puffy sleeves, and tights and look like a badass. Because being fancy was a mark of wealth and prestige.

And he’s not wearing puffy pants either. But the shirt and hat are classy.

Guess this is the court of Queen Elizabeth I. And probably before the Armada as well. Or she’s wearing a scaled down outfit.

You’ve probably seen a dress in a painting of one of Henry VIII’s wives. Wonder if this woman is playing Katherine of Aragon.

Yes, they may wear flashy outfits and make Golden Age piracy look cool. But in reality, living on a pirate ship was anything but a picnic.

Lucky for this guy, his Renaissance Festival outfit could double as a Halloween costume. Wonder what trick or treaters would think about him.

I guess even dressing up as a demonic figure isn’t uncommon. After all, he does seem to make it look cool.

Seems like one of them has a lot of stuff on her belt. Note that purses and pockets didn’t exist in the 16th century. At least for women.

And no, I don’t mean the ones from Duke University either. I mean these who who’d make cooler mascots than the one they already have.

Well, he seems to be a strapping man with a rapier and boots. Like his hat.

Actually it’s likely little girls wore outfits like that. But at any rate, she’s so cute.

Seems like it. If it is, they should enjoy the honeymoon while it last. Because this relationship is not going end well. Really not going to end well.

As far as this woman is concerned, such costume would denote how rich she was. At the Renaissance Faire, it just looks cool.

As in this picture which. Guess this woman made her skirt from old curtains. Wouldn’t be the first.

Kind of find this image pretty funny. Of course, these women have it easy compared to real Renaissance women. Because they’d have to cross dirt roads with shit all over them.

Unlike what Renaissance Festivals show, tournaments were very dangerous. I mean people actually died in them.

Or these people are on their way to a Star Wars convention afterwards. Is that Stormtrooper dressed like a Scottish guy from Braveheart?

Like how that guy is posing at the well. Seems to be very proud in his outfit, doesn’t he?

I’m sure they would since they really need the money. Like the colorful dresses though.

Sure they’re dressed like you’d see in The Three Musketeers. But still, we all know that book should be called Four Guys with Swords.

Well, they really seem like they’re singing. And they’re wearing simple outfits. Not sure if they’d be comfortable.

And it seems like dark leather, too. I’m guessing they’re supposed to be pirates.

Yes, medieval knights wore mail. But it was a tedious process to make with all the metal rings. And I’m sure it didn’t come cheap.

Yes, another lady pirate who’s dressed like this to look cool. Even though real female pirates didn’t dress like that at all for good reasons.

Well, it’s technically tartan for those in Scotland. But contrary to what you see in Braveheart, plaid as we know it didn’t exist in Scotland until the 16th century.

Then again, she may be an autumn fairy since she’s in a fall color scheme. Not sure if I like her wings though.

Yes, I know what you’re thinking. Yes, I know such outfits are ridiculous on animals. But some people might find it adorable.

I suppose this one is since it looks fairly plain and simple. Yet, it’s quite lovely just the same.

Well, the armor seems okay. But I don’t think having a helmet like that is a very good idea. Might cause injury.

Her headdress seems to remind me of something you’d see on a Vegas showgirl. Or Cher at the Oscars.

Well, at least these guys look like plausible Vikings. Because their helmets don’t have horns. Not so sure about the guy in the tam.

Doesn’t hurt if they have fur capes on them to add effect. Even the red armor makes them seem intimidating.

Guess this is for a high ranking servant or herald. Either way, he looks splendid and rich.

That’s a blue fairy. Yes, you may see that at a Renaissance Festival. You’re not imagining it.

And it seems like she couldn’t decide so she chose both. Not sure if it works.

You don’t usually see a bodice like that a lot. Yet, I do like her red and black dress though.

I don’t see why Barbarian costumes seem so skimpy. I mean wouldn’t they wear more since they came from colder areas? Just a thought.

Still, I like how they’re wearing the same kind of dress as well as garlands on their heads. Really seems to bring out a good effect here.

Even if the dress comes with puffy black and white sleeves. But at least it’s not as elaborate as the 16th century styles.

Not sure if it’s weather accommodating. But there’s nothing I can complain about the aesthetics.

Sure the grapes and foliage are fake. But it goes well with the burgundy dress and ribbons. Lovely.

They’re also said to be a good way to store stuff, too. But you really don’t want to wear them and put stuff in them at the same time.

I’m sure she’s supposed to be some ocean maiden here from her outfit. However, I bet her costume cost her a lot of clams that she only had the two big ones left.

You can guess which one of these saved money by making their own costume. However, that burlap must be itchy as hell. But I hope the costume doesn’t terrify the kiddies.

Now I don’t know about you, but how does the mermaid woman even move around. Seriously, she runs a very high risk on constantly tripping on her fish tail. Perhaps I don’t blame Ariel for wanting legs, even though I’d be pissed at her on why she wanted them.

Out of all the Renaissance Festival costumes I’ve seen here, I think this one is probably the least expensive and most doable. Seriously, sometimes you just need to keep it simple.

You could tell these were the guys who guarded the Tudor royalty and the Tower of London. Of course, Henry VIII needed a lot of them so his buddies and two of his wives wouldn’t escape from there. Then again, the Tower was a luxury prison suite anyway.

Of course, this is the kind of outfit that would make historians shake their heads in dismay. We should remember that most Golden Age pirates were men. And even though women pirates did exist, they usually dressed in drag and for good reason.

Sure she looks so adorable in that little dress of hers. However, I’m sure a boy would’ve worn that outfit almost just as easily during the 16th century. Well, at least until he was potty trained.

Let’s hope she’s not wearing this during hunting season. Still, you have to love the makeup and flowers on the ears.

I have to admit, that is a very nice coat she has there. Nevertheless, I wonder if she’s just either posing for a photo or really uncomfortable.

Of course, satyrs in Greek Mythology weren’t nearly as pretty as this woman. In fact, many Greek satyrs are said to be quite ugly as well as men. The female satyr was a later invention of poets.

Yes, pirates love their rum. But that’s probably because most British Golden Age pirates were impressed sailors who were put on a ship after having a few too many at a seaside tavern. Of course, they’ll never teach you that in history class.

God, she’s so beautiful that she’d make you want to lose your head. Hate to even think about what happened to her.

On her skirt, she has all the necessary things such as her money purse, her goblet, and her wooden spoon. I’m sure the goblet isn’t made from fine metal. Else, someone might miss it.

Yes, you see a lot of people dressed as fairies at the Renaissance Festival. Of course, I’m not sure if she’s a fairy godmother but her dress is quite elaborate.

And what a strapping young lad he is. Of course, he might just be a model for this costume on eBay. But sometimes it never hurts to dream.

I don’t know what’s awkward about this moment. Is it because she’s taken by surprise? Or is that he’s proposing to her in badass looking armor you’d see from a sci-fi movie?

Yes, you see a lot of this, too, I guess. Of course, despite that he might frighten small children, he’s probably harmless. Just some guy in a costume having fun.

Now just a family at the Renaissance Festival in their costumes. But, yes, you’d expect movie fantasy villains to wear such badass outfits, especially in the 1980s. Kind of funny if you think about it.

Actually, that’s just a guy at the Renaissance Festival enjoying a drink who happens to be dressed as one. Then again, this wasn’t an unusual military style during the 16th century. Or the early 17th, Let’s hope he doesn’t spread smallpox or kill any Indians.

Of course, their faces are powered in black makeup. Now while this might go well with their costumes as evil spirits, it might lead to some unfortunate implications with certain groups of people.

Unfortunately for him, his pipeweed and pipe were confiscated at the entrance gate. But yeah, sometimes you do have people dressed up as Lord of the Rings characters there.

Now this little princess is so adorable in her pretty little dress. Of course, I’m not sure if she’s old enough to enjoy some of the activities though. Then again, she might like the petting zoo.

Okay, I think this photo might be taking for advertising purposes only since most Renfests don’t take place in the winter. Then again, she might be quite warm in her dress.

Seems like Gandalf isn’t the only wizard around these parts. Of course, you get a lot of wizards there, too. Still, like his horned staff.

Oh, wait, those are pre-American Civil War weapons even if they’re working models. Let’s just say, these guns aren’t very practical as weapons anyway. You can say the same for most Renaissance firearms.

I’m sure these girls aren’t nature spirits or even manic pixie dream girls. But they do seem to be having a rather good time as friends.

For instance, I can’t tell what the hell this guy’s supposed to be. Is he some kind of nature spirit, mythological creature, or witch doctor?

I’m sure this guy isn’t a real bishop or clergyman in that matter. Then again, I could be wrong. Still, from a historical perspective, he could use some more bling.

Contrary to what you see at the Renaissance Festival, Barbarian women during the Dark Ages weren’t nubile savages. In fact., they dressed in warmer clothes.

This is supposed to be an Eastern European outfit. I’m not sure if it counts as cultural appropriation or not. Still, the guy doesn’t look that bad.

Now these three guys seem to keep their armor pretty squeaky clean. Still, I wouldn’t want to be in their mail or metal covered boots.

Of course, his costume might look quite authentic for a Golden Age pirate if it was dirty. However, what’s even more unrealistic is that the guy is obviously middle aged. Most Golden Age pirates were in their 20s.

Now the outer dress is quite intricate and beautiful. However, I’m not sure about the dress underneath. Kind of think you shouldn’t wear two patterned items of clothing at the same time.

Of course, being a guy needing to go No. 1, the lack of privacy might not be much of a problem. If he was a woman and/or had to go No.2, then the costume might be more of an obstacle.

Now I do love her outfit, especially the color and trim. However, from the look on her face, I swear that she put a curse on the photographer after the shoot.

Love the “Bring Out Your Dead” sign. However, unless if he practices modern medicine, I’d stay away from that guy.

Now this group is dressed in the costumes derived from the Wes Anderson play, “Sir Richard Fox the Fantastic.” That or just furries who really enjoy the Renaissance Festival.

Yes, she’s cute in her little dress. I’m sure Queen Elizabeth I wore the same thing when she was her age (sarcasm).

Now though I like how their outfits coordinate each other, I’m not sure about the color. Also, I don’t know about those hats either.

I’m sure these two are husband and wife in real life. But at the Renaissance Festival, nobody cares about him betraying his holy vows.

Now Renaissance children’s costumes are one thing. But Renaissance Festival costumes for your pets? Now that’s kind of ridiculous. Besides, I’m not sure if many Renaissance Festivals even allow them.

Unlike real Vikings, they’re not looking for a monastery to raid or a warrior death to get to Valhalla. They just want to party.

Now why would anyone take their pets to the Renaissance Festival is beyond me? I can understand wanting to dress your dog or cat. But dressing a turtle? That’s kind of ridiculous.

Now I’m sure any dog love would think this is adorable. But I think a lot of dogs would see this as simple humiliation.

I’m sure he’s in this place to look for his precious. However, he won’t find it because a hobbit named Bilbo Baggins already too it. But he seems to love the camera anyway.

He likes the Minnesota Vikings and she likes the Greenbay Packers. But at least they seem to have an activity that they can enjoy together. Love her cheese hat by the way.

Of course, I don’t think the women’s outfits would give them much protection from any weapons. Or the elements for that matter.

I guess this is a little Eastern European Renaissance costume. I hope he’s not going as a little Ivan the Terrible.

She’s supposed to be Princess Merida from Brave. And she’s so adorable and happy. However, I’m not sure if that’s the costume Merida wore in the movie though.

And from what I can tell, it’s an Eastern European variety from how I can tell from that Orthodox cross. Still, it might protect him from stab wounds but not from spoiling his diaper.

Of course, this guy doesn’t seem too happy. However, he certainly does have one awesome costume that the photographers couldn’t resist.

Yes, that’s Captain Jack Sparrow all right. Not Johnny Depp exactly, but almost spot on. Of course, I’m sure you’d see people dressed as Jack at some Renaissance Festival.

Now he’s certainly in a resplendent robe. But all I guess he’s thinking is feasting on some of those turkey legs.

Who knew that Boba and the Stormtroopers knew how to have fun? Also, who knew that any of them were Scottish?

He’s supposed to be a dark musketeer. But I wouldn’t be surprised if he had a sex dungeon in his basement. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Well, unless he doesn’t keep it safe, sane, and consensual.

And it seems that this guy is overloaded with piercings, tattoos, and jewelry. Yeah, I think he needs to take it down a notch.

Now this has to be the most adorable hostage situation I have ever seen. This father must be a great sport to resort to this photo op.

Seems to have an interesting hat if I do say so myself. Then again, there might be some disturbing implications with the feathers.

Now I understand why he’s not riding a horse. But I’m not sure a Segway makes an appropriate substitute. He’s better off getting a friend follow him banging coconut shells.

Don’t always imagine demonic soldiers sitting down for a drink. Always thought they wouldn’t have time for that. Still, that one guy’s helmet looks pretty cool.

Or as it should’ve been more accurately, “Four Guys with Swords” because of Dartagnan and the fact they usually fight with swords. Let’s just say an 17th century gunfight wouldn’t be very exciting.

Seems like Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and Scotty have already lost Ensign Ricky. Guess they’re in a very dangerous situation. Then again, why these guys are at a Renaissance Festival is beyond me.

Of course, by “fairy” he means those winged mythological creatures. And I wonder if his net will be enough to catch them. I mean some fairies can be pretty feisty.

Wonder if they have a cat Renaissance Festival costume for Puss in Boots. I mean they should. Still, I think the ruff might make this kitty quite uncomfortable.

Wonder how the aliens from Sesame Street managed to get there. Of course, their costumes were probably easy to make.

He may not be for an armor suit yet. But this boy sure does have a knightly spirit to say the least.

Of course, I might get called out by PETA on this. But I’m sure the fur trim is fake but nevertheless, guaranteed to keep her warm.

I bet the chances are high that whoever’s marrying her will be wearing a kilt. And he’d probably be married in that type of plaid. Still, she’s quite stunning.

Of course, she’s wearing a mask to conceal her identity. She’s also wearing a leather corset. But with those wings, she looks quite magnificent.

Nevertheless, I wonder how she manages to stay on dry land without any breathing difficulty. Or even move around with that tail of hers.

Yeah, I’m sure this is one of these couple portraits. This man has probably not sworn off civilization for a life of holy contemplation.

Now I find that the woman in this is rather stunning in her outfit. I’m not sure about the man in his. Looks like something I’d see at some underground nightclub. Then again, that’s just my opinion.

However, this basset hound thinks he looks like an idiot. But he’s putting a smile for the camera because his owner has a bag full of Beggin Strips.

For her there’s so many potential victims but so little opportunity to devour them and get away with it. Also, there’s the fact that the Renaissance festival only takes place on weekends during the daytime.

Of course, she may be a fair queen, you really don’t want to mess with her. Believe me, so many during her 44 year reign learned the hard way such as the Earl of Essex and Mary, Queen of Scots.

Seems a little scanty for a a Renaissance Festival isn’t it. Then again, it’s a little too modest for Victoria’s Secret either.

Of course, I’d rather not know what the witch did with Shrek and Fiona afterwards. Still, you get to see characters like this all the time at the Renaissance Festival.

Still, unlike a real 16th century peasant, her clothes are clean and don’t smell of urine. Rather they smell of tide or dry cleaner.

Now I’m sure this dress didn’t come cheap in the very least. But I’m sure this girl thinks that she’s a perfect little princess in it. Or queen.