Celebrate the Stars and Stripes Forever with These Star Spangled 4th of July Craft Projects (Fifth Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on June 29, 2020

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Now we go to the crafts. Of course, given the Covid 19 virus and the lack of quality federal leadership, this 4th of July will be a rather disappointing one for many. After all, it’s summer and you can’t go to any beaches, bars, or restaurants. So you might as well stay home and watch Hamilton on Disney + which is what I’m planning to do anyway. Still, at least you can decorate your house in star-spangled red, white, and blue to show your patriotism. Also, vote for Joe Biden in November but that’s another story. Still, you can have a lot of fun with decorating. Hell, you can even make your own décor. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another treasury of patriotic 4th of July craft projects. Enjoy.

Your neighbors will envy your patriotism with this star-spangled wreath.

Uses American flag ribbons and decomesh. Love the bows.

2. Feel free to add flowers to your flags.

Yes, the flowers are fake and seem straight from the cemetery. But feel free to stick them in the basket with the flags.

3. Put your flowers in this star-spangled pot.

Okay, these red, white, and blue flowers are also fake. But you have to admire the pot’s red and blue stars.

4. A burlap wreath can use a few flowers.

This has red, white, and blue carnations straight from the craft store. Great for your American door.

5. Show your American patriotism with this red, white, and blue ukulele.

This has red, white, and blue carnations straight from the craft store. Great for your American door.

6. How about a wooden flag with zigzag stripes?

Yes, it only has one wooden star. But come on, the American flag is very hard to copy. Seriously, it has like 50 stars on it.

7. Want an Uncle Sam clothes pin?

These are in a more rustic style. Nonetheless, they’re adorable.

8. Rest your weary American head with this American flag burlap pillow.

Then again, burlap’s not really very comfortable. So I guess this is more for decoration.

9. Celebrate the stars and stripes with this patriotic flower display.

These flowers go with red, white, and blue jars. Tray says, “Faith, Family, Freedom.”

10. Missing fireworks? Try this wooden hanging.

Consists of 3 wooden fireworks on a black wooden panel. And they’re red, white, and blue respectively.

11. Feel free to work on this American flag desk.

On second thought, don’t do it. After all, it’s more for decoration. Whether indoor or outdoor, I’m not sure.

12. Make your 4th of July festive with these wooden firecrackers.

Each one of these has stars and stripes to spare. Great to put outdoors. And even better, they never explode.

13. With this tree slice, show your love for America.

This one is a wood burn that has 2 American flags on top. Also says, “God Bless America.”

14. You can’t have a 4th of July barbecue without these cooking implements.

Then again, you probably can’t have a 4th of July barbecue period due to the coronavirus. Yet, these have red, white, and blue handles.

15. Perhaps a simple red wreath will do.

This is a red burlap wreath. Still, don’t forget to add a blue bow with stars.

16. Grace your 4th of July table with this decomesh centerpiece.

This one has a red, white, and blue hat on top. Love the shiny stars.

17. Care for a more flowery flag?

This one consists of the stars and stripes made from crafted flowers. Great to hang in every American home.

18. Every American flag wreath must come with a large blue star.

The star is metal but with a very ornate design. While an American flag drapes over the wreath.

19. You can’t have a 4th of July wreath without flowers.

As you can see, the flowers are red. Also, don’t forget to add an American flag for good patriotic measure.

20. Care to receive a patriotic bouquet?

These are made from red, white, and blue cloth. And yes, it includes an American flag in a flower pot.

21. Feel free to ride with patriotic fervor in this star-spangled bike.

Okay, someone decorated their bike like this. Not sure if it’s adequately decked for a race though.

22. Well, this wreath is particularly flowery.

Most of them are red and white. Though there are some blue ones on the left side.

23. Keep your plates and utensils together with this patriotic organizer.

Decked with a blue bow with stars. Great for any 4th of July barbecue if there’s ever one in your neighborhood.

24. Nothing makes a fun 4th of July like this little red wagon.

You can see it containing a jar with a pinwheel and American flag stars. Makes a great centerpiece.

25. Grace your 4th of July home with this American flag panel.

It’s a circle panel with stripes and stars at the top. Great for any 4th of July home.

26. Perhaps you’d like a pinwheel vase.

Make sure the pinwheels have American flags on them. Makes a great 4th of July centerpiece.

27. Perhaps a yarn wreath may please you.

Consists of red and white stripes. While the blue area sports large white stars.

28. Show your American patriotism with flowers.

These flowers sit on rather lovely dowel vases. Consists of white daises along with red poppies and blue carnations.

29. Don’t like wreaths? Hang a star.

This is a wooden star painted like the American flag. So lovely.

30. Nothing makes the 4th of July like this patriotic bust.

This is a woman’s head decked with an American flag boo and red, white, and blue flowers. Also includes some stars.

31. You can’t celebrate Independence Day without a star-spangled star.

It’s a blue wooden star with red and white stripes. Even has little pinwheels across it.

32. Show your love for Old Glory with this heart.

It’s painted like an American flag with a star inside. Also says, “Olde Glory.”

33. Perhaps you prefer a more square wreath.

This one uses a fabric with children on it. While there are some cloth flowers in the bottom corner.

34. Feel free to stick your American flag here.

This is a wooden American flag stand. Yet, the flags used here are quite small.

35. Grace your American home with this wooden American flag.

Made from wooden stars and stripes. Also covered with fabric and ribbons, too.

36. Show off your love for America with these patriotic bracelets.

Made with silver rings and red, white, and blue beads. Great to wear for the 4th of July parade, which has sadly been canceled.

37. Bring in the 4th of July festivities with this decomesh wreath.

Well, it’s mostly red with a large blue glitter star and other decor. Great for any American door on Independence Day.

38. Perhaps this wreath will make more of a spectacle.

This one is mainly decorated with red, white, and blue ribbons and stars. Sign in center reads, “God Bless America.”

39. Top it all off with this crocheted patriotic hat.

It’s mostly red, white, and blue with white stars near the top. Though I don’t think it’s suited for the summer.

40. You can add American flags to almost anything.

This is a box with thermoses, jars, and lace. Includes American flags and flowers. So pretty.

41. How about include some flowers.

This flower display is on a metal tray with a red gingham cloth underneath. One vase is blue with white stars.

42. Have a seat on this star-spangled chair.

This wooden chair’s painted like an American flag. Great for the outdoors during fireworks.

43. Let freedom ring this 4th of July with this flower pot wind chime.

Consists of flower pots of varying sizes and painted in a variety of ways. Has a golden jingle at the bottom.

44. Don’t like wreaths? Hang this Uncle Sam hat.

Includes a whimsical bow in red, white, and blue. Great to hang on any American door.

45. You might want to own a piece of American postage.

This is a framed design that’s meant to look vintage. Makes a great wall decoration.

46. You can find plenty inside an Uncle Sam hat.

This one has some red, white, and blue firecrackers and stars inside. Might come with an invitation.

47. Show your love for America with these blocks.

Says, “America Since 1776.” Also includes a painted American flag.

48. You wouldn’t find a more patriotic bouquet than this.

Consists of an Uncle Sam vase with a couple firecrackers and blue flowers. So pretty.

49. Nothing makes your 4th of July than this American flag panel.

Of course, this is a wooden panel. Perfect for the outdoors.

50. Care for a ragged old flag?

This one is made from cloth strips in red and white. While the blue area has stars. So pretty.

51. Hope this can catch your American nightmares.

As 2020 showed, this will probably failed. I mean we’re already in the midst of pandemic with leaders who are either too reluctant or too incompetent to do anything.

52. I’m sure you’ll find this an American lifesaver.

But please don’t use it as such. Also includes a couple American flags.

53. How about these stars?

This one has a red, white, and blue star on as stick. While you can see the twisty grapevine surrounding it.

54. You can see stars coming out this Uncle Sam hat.

Well, the stars are red, white and blue, While the hat is wood.

55. Hope you’d enjoy this patriotic bouquet.

Consists of a red vase with red and white flowers. Love the stars and ribbon.

56. How about a star-spangled bouquet?

The flowers have petals and centers in red, white, and blue. Though I’m not sure why the vase has a crank.

57. Make your 4th of July special with this decomesh wreath.

It’s decked like the American flag. Even includes stars in the blue area, too.

58. What color would you like your panel star?

There’s one in red, white, and blue. All on seemingly rustic wood paneling.

59. Express your love for America with flowers.

These flowers are all in red, white, and blue. While a burlap bow sits on top.

60. Don’t like wreaths? Hang this hat on your door.

This is an Uncle Sam hat with a lovely bow. Perfect for any American door.

61. Perhaps this cloth wreath might suit your patriotic home.

Consists of red, white, and blue strips put into an American flag. While the stars are of different sizes.

62. Perhaps you might prefer to hang a patriotic wreath like this.

This is a crocheted wreath. Consists of American flags along with red, white, and blue stars.

63. Enjoy this patriotic bouquet this 4th of July.

Consists of a striped burlap bags with red and white striped flowers that have starry blue centers. Also includes an American flag.

64. Perhaps a simple Uncle Sam hat will do.

This one is made from cloth. Yet, it does posses a degree of flash that would make Elton John proud.

65. How about an American flag in stars?

These are wooden stars depicting the stars and stripes. All siting on a wooden stand.

66. This all-American truck will suit your fancy.

This one has flowers inside and is painted like an American flag. There’s even a star that with a panel that says, “Family.”

67. Care for an American flag flower?

This one can be put in your hair. Consists of petals with stripes and stars.

68. Any true American Christian would want a cross like this.

It’s a wooden star-spangled cross. And yes, it’s got holes for stars.

69. Keep yourself clean this 4th of July with some red, white, and blue soap.

It has some pieces inside for a more transparent look. And yes, it’s red, white, and blue.

70. Keep your 4th of July table lit with these lanterns.

Come in red, silver, and blue. The silver is supposed to stand for white.

71. Want to sit in this flag chair?

Painted in red, white, and blue. Says, “1776” on top.

72. A simple wreath can always be flashy.

This one’s wrapped in burlap. Has many flashy stars and a couple small American flags. Love the bow on the bottom.

73. You’ll find plenty of flags in this truck.

This vintage red truck sits on a lunch box and in front of an American flag. For many, it’s the height of patriotism.

74. Show your love for liberty with this bow.

This one has a red, white, and blue flower made from ribbons. So pretty for one’s hair. Though mainly for a young girl.

75. You’ll find a lot bursting from this firecracker.

This one is wooden and star-shaped. Also consists of red, white, and blue stars.

76. Don’t like wreaths? Hang this patriotic star.

This one is metal with red, white, and blue points. Has a daisy in the center.

77. Sometimes it takes a simple red star.

Don’t forget to put a blue and white ribbon around it. Got to be a patriotic American.

78. Feel free to don these patriotic earrings.

These have red, white, and blue buttons. Perfect for the parade that’s unfortunately been canceled. So has the barbecue.

79. Show your love for the land of the free with this display.

This one has stars and letters on sticks you can put in your flower planters. While the letters spell, “Liberty.”

80. Show your love for the land of the free with this heart.

This is a wooden heart hanging that’s depicted like the American flag. Includes burlap bow.

81. Show your American love with this pillow.

Has the US in an American flag. Says, “Land that I love.”

82. Lay your head on this star-spangled pillow.

Has an American flag painted on it. Noticed how they didn’t get all the stars.

83. Perhaps you’d want a more rustic wreath.

This one has berries and a decomesh bow. Includes 3 American flags.

84. There’s nothing more American than a flag of denim and ribbons.

This is in the Betsy Ross style. And no Betsy Ross didn’t design it. Yet, it has a pocket.

85. A simple garden flag will do.

Make sure it’s burlap with stars and stripes. Else, it’s not quite American.

86. Hope this star shines in your life.

This one seems like it’s taken from the American flag. Even has a bow to match.

87. A 4th of July wreath can use a few flowers.

This comprises of red, white, and blue flowers. Also includes an American flag for obvious reasons.

88. Feel free to stick your flag in this dowel.

Seems like a banister top you can put flags in. Great for table displays.

89. There’s nothing more American than a star-spangled star.

This one is made like the American flag. Great to put outside or anywhere, really.

90. You can put some daisies in an Uncle Sam hat.

See how it makes for a patriotic bouquet. Makes a great barbecue centerpiece.

91. A burlap wreath can always be festive.

This one has a large star and berry branches. All in red, white, and blue.

92. A simple flag will do.

This is a wooden flag hanging. Very minimalistic. Says “stars & stripes forever.”

93. Make your 4th of July special with this grapevine flower wreath.

The flowers are on the bottom right and top left. Also has letters that spell, “USA.” All in red, white, and blue.

94. Perhaps the more flowers the better.

This wreath has red poppies, daisies, and blue flowers. Includes 4 small American flags.

95. How about hang a pair of flip flops?

These are wooden, by the way. So don’t wear them in the shower.

96. Sometimes one flag is all you need.

This one is rustic with some gold stars around it. Got to like the burlap bow, too.

97. Show your love for America with this Uncle Sam block head.

This guy’s made from wood with a gold star on his hat. And yes, he’s adorable with his yarn beard.

98. Care for a more nautical wreath?

This one has a couple red, white, and blue bows with a matching anchor, ship’s wheel, and starfish. Also, is that dried seaweed?

99. Celebrate independence with this 4th of July ribbon wreath.

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You can see how it uses a variety of red, white, and blue ribbons. Also includes glitter stars.

100. You’ll be captivated by these patriotic cats.

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These are made from felt with big eyes. Both wear star-spangled ribbons. So cute.

The Pastel World of Easter Village Houses (Fourth Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on March 25, 2020

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Now we get to Easter village houses. As the Coronavirus ravages the world, social events are cancelled, Easter celebrations are postponed, and everyone’s staying at home. I’ve already missed church for 2 weeks and will probably do so for several more, which I don’t do very often save if I have to work or are on vacation. My dad also had to cancel a dental appointment for me. Anyway, like you see with the Christmas and Halloween village houses, these are mostly made of glitter putz. But these Easter houses are mostly in spring colors. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another treasure trove of Easter village houses.

How about a nice little green cottage?

This one is green with a yellow roof and chimney. Love the bunny and flowers.

2. You might prefer this yellow house with a green roof.

Has some lavender flower boxes and a border at the front door. Also includes chick and an Easter basket with eggs.

3. Any chick would love a simple white house.

Shows a chick near the window. Also consists of flowers and a little yellow present.

4. A lavender glitter house will do just fine on Easter.

Has a flower wreath on par with the second floor windows. While a bunny sits outside with a chick among eggs.

5. An Easter house can use some flowers.

This one has green flowers on the roof. While a bunny sits on the lawn with Easter eggs and daisies.

6. Care for a fancy green cottage?

This one has green walls and pink laced windows. While the smoke from the right chimney is made from pipe cleaners.

7. You might feel at home with this purple Easter house.

Has a pink roof and lace on the chimney. Love the flowers and trees with Easter eggs.

8. A pink and white house makes a perfect bunny hutch.

The bunnies sit in the lawn behind the carrot and white picket fence. A bird sits on the chimney.

9. A pink house will always suit you nicely.

Has a green roof and blue edged windows. Has flowers on the roof and alongside the yellow pavement.

10. Anyone would love to go to a white church on Easter Sunday.

Has a yellow roof, door, and window edging. Decked with Easter eggs and spring flowers. So pretty.

11. A small yellow cottage will always do.

Has a sea green roof and chimney top. Love the blue edging and door. Also the flowers are gorgeous.

12. A white church looks resplendent with a pink roof.

Decorated with flowers on the roof and lawn. Love the star on the steeple.

13. Perhaps you’d prefer your roof curved.

This is a yellow house with 2 chimneys and a green roof. Has blue edged windows with green shutters. Love the flowers.

14. Care for a green roofed church?

Well, the walls are kind of green, too. But not the kind of green I like. Love the flowers and trees though.

15. This Easter, you might like this small blue cottage.

Has a green roof with 2 chimneys. Like the flower boxes. So pretty.

16. An Easter village can always dazzle in the night.

Just as long as these houses have lights inside. Also includes floral decorations.

17. Feel free to add flowers.

Has fancy walls with lace along with some pearl edging. Love the flowers on the windows and roof.

18. Nobody can resist a lavender candy store.

Says “Cottontails Candy” on the awning. As a bunny sits on the lawn outside the fence.

19. A small blue house will always do.

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Has a pink roof with white edging. And I guess 2 chicks live there, too.

20. How about a small modern home for a change?

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This one is yellow with a slanted green roof. Love the flowers on the window.

21. A light green house will always be right for spring.

Has a lavender roof with green shutters. There’s also a couple of bunnies and an Easter basket with eggs.

22. Perhaps you might prefer a pink springtime cottage.

This one has a green roof with a chimney. Includes pink trees, 2 bunnies and an Easter basket on the lawn.

23. How about a lavender home with a bow?

The ribbon on here depicts Easter eggs. Like the Easter eggs in the wheelbarrow and bunny at the door.

24. A blue house will always do.

Though it can use some more glitter. Love the lavender roof.

25. A cute yellow house is all you need.

Has a lavender roof and pink shutters to match. Love the flowers.

26. Care for a large flower on the roof?

The flower on this roof appears to resemble the sun. Has a bunny with Easter eggs in the front lawn.

27. Welcome the spring with this light blue house.

Has a pink roof and pearls on the lattice. Like the ceramic bunny on the lawn.

28. A small pink cottage might suit your fancy.

Has a lavender roof with flowers. A bunny hangs around the front lawn among the trees clad in Easter eggs.

29. You might like this blue house with a white roof.

Has a vintage girl image near the window. Like the flowers. So pretty.

30. Perhaps you’d like a house with butterflies.

This is in a butterfly pattern. As a pink bunny sits on the lawn. So cute.

31. Enjoy your time at this Easter café.

It’s a lavender building with a yellow roof and chimney. Love the tables and fancy sign.

32. Give some encouragement with this Easter house.

This is a yellow house with in orange roof. A butterfly sits on the chimney.

33. Want to add a garland to your house?

This is a white house with some yellow and green fixtures. Has a bunny, chick, and Easter basket in the front lawn.

34. You’ll feel cozy at this green Easter house.

Has a blue roof and chimney. Includes 2 bunnies and a basket on the lawn.

35. No Easter village is complete without this lavender house.

Has a green roof and chimney. Includes a bunny, chick, and Easter basket sit on the front lawn.

36. A flowery house should suit you fine.

Well, the flowers are on the walls. As you see a bear in a bunny costume.

37. You might want to see this yellow house.

Has a green roof and chimney. Includes a bunny with artistic aspirations.

38. You’ll be enchanted by this lavender Easter house.

Even has a porch. Includes an Easter basket with bunnies. Love the flowers and the purple wreath.

39. How about a sweet soft pink Easter house?

You can see the chocolate bunny near the window and bow near the roof. Love the flowers.

40. Feel free to add some flowers to this house.

You can see the flowers decorating the roof. Includes a bunny and a pink chick. So cute.

41. A simple yellow house will suit you fine.

This has a unique pink roof with a butterfly on top. Love the trees on the lawn. So whimsical.

42. Want to go to the Blossom Shop?

And boy, will you have your pick of blossoms. And it’s in lavender, too. So pretty.

43. You might want to check out this lavender Easter house.

You’ll find a couple bunnies with a chick in the front lawn. Love the flower wreath at the door.

44. You might feel at home with this charming blue house.

This one has a white roof and chimneys along with striped columns. While a bunny sits painting eggs in the lawn.

45. This house has a rather flowery disposition.

Well, it’s got a flowery walls and roof. While a ceramic bunny stands on the lawn.

46. You’ll find eggs all over this Easter house.

It’s pink with gingham chimneys, striped columns, and a white roof. Wonder how they manage to find eggs that small.

47. Perhaps chicks might dig a white and lavender house.

You might see a vintage image of some chicks inside a shoe. Love the flowers on top.

48. Might want to add a couple of sheep to this lavender Easter house.

They’re even in different colors, too. while the roof is white with pastel edging. So pretty.

49. You might want to welcome spring with this pink Easter house.

This one has 2 peaks to display the “Spring” banner. Also includes 2 lambs and a bunny.

50. Nothing brings Easter like a pink house like this.

This one has pink butterflies. Also includes bunnies and toadstools.

51. Care to add a cross and daisies?

Here’s a blue house with a white roof. Also includes a lamb and butterfly.

52. A chick would love to live in an egg house.

The egg house is lavender with stripes. The chick on the lawn looks so fuzzy. So cute.

53. Feel at home in this yellow house.

This one has a blue glitter roof. Includes a bear dressed as a blue Easter bunny suit. Love the flowers.

54. You might find this blue house rather charming.

This one has a pink roof. Love the jeweled flowers. So pretty.

55. Welcome spring with this pink Easter house.

Says “Spring” on the roof. Includes pink bear and a bunny on the lawn.

56. Feel free to take some pastries at this bakery.

You’d be amazed to find what kind of treats are inside. While a bunny holds a cupcake tray.

57. This blue Easter house might strike your fancy.

The roof is pink. Has Easter eggs and Easter egg trees in the front lawn.

58. Greet the Resurrection with this flowery church.

Has a blue roof. Includes an Easter egg tree and fancy white bench.

59. Get in the spring of things with this Easter house.

This one is blue with a pink roof. Has an Easter egg tree and a chick on the front lawn.

60. Make yourself at home at this Easter house.

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This one has a blue and pink roof and lavender and green tower. A chick sits in the front lawn.

61. Care for a more flowery home?

This one has a pink floral wall pattern and a pink roof. As Easter eggs and flowers sit on the lawn.

62. You can’t go wrong with these glitter houses.

All of these are in pastel colors with sparkly roofs. And each seem to have bunnies on the front lawn.

63. You’ll get fresh eggs at this yellow barn.

This one’s rather simple. While the chick outside is so fuzzy.

64. You’ll find all these Easter houses glittering.

Each of these is in a unique pastel color. There’s even a yellow church. Love the flowers.

65. A simple white house can have a rather fancy roof.

This one has a roof of pink, yellow, and orange dots. While a chick stands at the front door.

66. An Easter house can use a few flowers.

You can see them on the roof. As a basket of chicks sits by the window.

67. Stop by Miss Bunny’s Easter Bakery.

This one is green with a pink awning. Like the bunny in the front lawn.

68. Care to stop by for a cupcake?

Yes, this is another bakery. But you can see a large flower box on the top story.

69. Spend your Easter at this pink house.

Has a blue roof with lace on top. While bunnies circle along the lawn on top of a stand.

70. You can’t resist a lavender Easter house like this.

This one has an interesting roof. Includes a basket on the lawn. Love the flowers.

71. A small blue cottage will do.

Has a pink roof. As a pink bunny dances on the lawn.

72. You might prefer a small white house.

This one has a pink roof and a swirly smoke stack. While a bunny sits on the lawn with a purple tree.

73. A pink house can bring in the spring charm.

Has a lavender roof. While a lamb walks on the glittery lawn.

74. Perhaps you might want a more colorful springtime cottage.

You can see the pipe cleaner smoke twirling from the green chimney. A pink bunny sits with flowers on the lawn.

75. A simple pink house will do.

This one even includes pink trees. While 3 bunnies sit in the lawn.

76. Want to see a gorgeous Easter tree?

This one is on a hat box. Includes baubles, birds, and eggs.

77. There’s something golden about this Easter house.

Has a pink roof with 2 chimneys. While a basket and bunny sit on the front lawn. Love the flowers.

78. A yellow house is certainly festive.

This one has a white roof. While you can see chicks on the door. Love the flowers.

79. Care to admire this pink egg house?

This one has a purple roof and shutters. Like the bunnies in the front, too.

80. A lavender cottage shouldn’t have to be too fancy.

This one has a striped roof and green door. While 2 chicks stand on the front lawn.

81. The Easter Bunny stops by.

This lavender house has a brown roof. Yet, you have to love the fencing and flowers.

82. Care to go to a small pink cottage?

The roof is quite fancy. Yet, the Easter egg and bunny are quite large.

83. A spring flower house like this might suit your fancy.

It’s pink with a blue roof. Yet, it’s quite lovely to have in your Easter home, isn’t it?

84. A small house can even have fancy roof.

This one is pink. A well dressed bunny and a basket stand in the front lawn.

85. A small floral house will always do.

Has a pink gingham roof. Outside you see a chick with an Easter egg.

86. You might feel at home at this green house.

Has a lavender roof with chimneys. A chick sits near an Easter basket on the lawn. Love the flowers.

87. How about a house with stripes?

This one has a pink roof. Chicks and a pink bunny stand on the lawn. While the trees look rather interesting.

88. A bright yellow house may be just what you need.

The roof is white. While the chicks in the lawn wear fancy hats. So cute.

89. How about a yellow house with twin peaks?

The top has a sign saying “Happy Easter.” As bunnies and lambs frolic on the lawn.

90. You’ll be charmed by this polka dot house.

Has a white roof with blue trim. Two bunnies sit on the lawn with a white tree decorated with blue pearls.

91. A pink candy house can be just as sweet.

You can see the candy stuff on the roof. Window has a yellow shell decoration.

92. Perhaps this sweet house will suit your fancy.

Yes, this is another candy house. Yet, this one has blue candy decor on the top. Like the cute door with the bunny window.

93. An Easter church can use a jewel on top.

The roof is yellow. While the top window’s shaped like a star.

94. Hope you enjoy this white spring house.

Has a green roof and green flowers. As 2 chicks stand at the door under an umbrella.

95. You’ll be captivated by this small Easter cottage.

This one has a lovely lavender roof. While you see a cut out of a bunny and an Easter egg at the front door.

96. Would anyone like a spotted yellow house?

The roof is white with yellow pearls. 2 bunnies stand in the yard near a bench. So cute.

97. A white Easter cottage can use a few flowers.

Has a lavender roof on top with yellow windows and green trim. Love the flowers. So pretty.

98. You might find a pink house like this quite charming on Easter.

This one is pink with 2 chimneys. Love the flowers on the roof and pavement.

99. You might want to spring into action with this orange house.

Well, it’s yellow with an orange roof. But it’s certainly covered in flowers.

100. A castle like house can always use some flowers.

Well, they more or less resemble berries. But you have to appreciate the charm, especially with the lamp post.

Fun with Easter Bonnets (Sixth Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on March 20, 2020

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Now we’re on to Easter bonnets. Sadly, due to the Coronavirus outbreak, you won’t be able to see any Easter parade in New York City or in your hometown. Thus, we’ll all be deprived all those wonderfully ridiculous hats. Of course, a lot of Easter events have been canceled all the way up to the Vatican as we await to flatten the curve in our homes. Still, that doesn’t mean we can’t have any fun. We’ll just have to look at older pictures of ridiculous Easter bonnets through previous years. So for your reading pleasure I give you another assortment of wonderfully weird Easter bonnets. Enjoy.

Someone’s adequately practicing social distancing.

Mostly because her hat’s so huge that you can’t really get under it. Contains flowers and butterflies.

2. Want a bird’s nest in your hair?

Well, it’s a small nest with eggs. And I’m sure birds didn’t make it. Or she’d be in very deep shit.

3. Her hat’s all stringy.

Since it’s made of plastic tubes. You’d also see a few ladybugs.

4. How about one with a bunny basket?

Okay, the basket is made out of foam with eggs inside. Though you have to like the grass brim.

5. These birds enjoy their new tree house.

This one has a lot of pom pom chicks all over it. So adorable.

6. How high can you go?

This one has tiers of Easter. Got to add some chicks and eggs for good measure, too.

7. She’s planning to hit all the shows.

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Unfortunately she can’t because of Coronavirus. Though she can certainly look sensational.

8. Some of these chicks have their own hats.

You can see them on the brim. While a bird in a nest sits on the top. So cute.

9. You’ll find a bunny inside this large egg.

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This Easter bonnet has an egg diorama on top of it. Love the bunny and eggs.

10. On Easter bonnets, 2 bunnies are better than one.

You can even see them kissing as they set their carrots down. You can see chicks and eggs on the brim.

11. Even dogs deck their Easter bonnets.

Yes, dogs have their own, too. This one is purple with jewels and feathers.

12. Perhaps a yellow hat may suit you.

It’s fuzzy with feathers on the brim. While you can see pom pom chicks in a nest on top.

13. Nothing beats an Easter bonnet of rainbows and candy.

Has lollipops and rainbow feathers and sequins. Perfect for any Easter parade, not during a Coronavirus quarantine.

14. When in doubt, add a large pink butterfly.

This is a purple top hat Easter bonnet. Also, love the flowers. So pretty.

15. You might want to wear a bug house.

Not a real bug house. But a perfect Easter bonnet for spring. Like the ladybug near the window.

16. You can’t go wrong with monarch butterflies.

You can see them on this Easter bonnet as they’re paper made. While 2 plush birds sit on top.

17. Care for a pink bunny on top?

You can see it hold eggs. Also has Easter eggs along the brim on top green tissue paper and flowers.

18. A chick goes well on a straw hat.

It’s a plush chick. As you can see Easter eggs on the sides. So adorable.

19. How about a flower basket hat?

This one has yellow flowers inside. Great for any Easter parade.

20. A purple bunny hat might suit you fine.

You can also see the purple ribbons and the Easter eggs all over it. If you want to show off, this is the Easter bonnet for you.

21. Nothing makes Easter like an egg tree.

Okay, one made into a cone from paper. Also consists of plastic eggs and pom pom chicks.

22. Bunnies and chicks can make quite an impression.

Decked with Easter eggs and pom pom chicks. A brown bunny sits on top.

23. An Easter bonnet like this is simply magical.

You can see the bunnies all over it. Perfect for young boys. So cute.

24. Don’t forget to add a few birds.

You can see a chick on the brim. And a goldfinch on the top. Both among flowers.

25. The higher you go, the better.

She wears a hat that seems like it’s from some weird aliens on Star Trek. Decorated with flowers and paint samples.

26. You can always use a blue rose.

This is a blue rose hat. If you want anything simple for an Easter parade, this is it.

27. A watering can basket is just as nice.

Because the plastic and metal ones belong in the garden sheds. Though it does contain flowers.

28. What can be better than sequin bunny ears?

They also have fuzz on them. Also decorated with funky feathers.

29. Chicks love big yellow flowers of tissue paper.

Well, pom pom chicks anyways. Nonetheless this is kind of cute.

30. Some bunny’s gotten stuck in the hole.

Don’t worry little guy. The Coronavirus may not affect you. Well, as a far as we know.

31. Perhaps you might want to go small.

You can see how it’s small enough to put on a headband. But it’s certainly fabulous.

32. Care to put a little house on a small hat?

The house is shaped as an egg and made out of paper. While a cute little pom pom chick resides there.

33. This minion is ready for Easter.

This one has a nest on his head. Also has pom pom chicks and Easter eggs.

34. You can never get too fancy.

This is a top hat with jewels and flowers. Even includes a feather plume and ribbons.

35. You seek a Yoda Easter bonnet.

Yoda made out of cardboard he is. A nest of pom pom chicks on his head he has.

36. You can never have too many flowers.

You can see how the hat’s in a weird cone shape. While all the paper flowers are in sensational colors.

37. A large chick will always do on a small hat.

This one is made out of pom poms. And yes, it’s surrounded by chicks and eggs.

38. Bunnies love to live in a toadstool.

Only in fiction, that is. But this is cute nonetheless.

39. How about a cone hat of carrots?

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You can see how they have green leaves made from Easter grass. And you can barely see the kid’s face.

40. Top hats can’t be flashier without sequin bunny ears.

The ears are also fuzzy, too. Also has green paper grass and daffodils on the top.

41. Feel free to don ridiculous hats with your best furry friend.

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Because why should humans have all the fun? Though the dog doesn’t seem to enjoy it.

42. You can always add a wig with some flowers.

Actually they seem to resemble very long floppy rabbit ears. And yes, they look really strange with the flowers.

43. I’m sure Easter bonnets don’t just have to feature flowers.

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Some of these have plush bunnies. Yet, each Easter bonnet is quite sensational.

44. You’d think these Easter hats have a sweet disposition.

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Each of these have candy coated hair and weird hats. One wears a pie. Another a cupcake.

45. Pigs fly on this hat.

Rather you see plastic pigs with wings. And then hell freezes over.

46. The puffier the flowers the better.

As you can see, the flowers on these hats are made from tissue paper. One even has a bunny inside.

47. Hope your Easter bonnet is covered in flowers.

And yes, it’s quite huge. Too bad she can’t wear it this year due to Coronavirus.

48. Small white flowers can certainly stun.

Particularly when they’re on branches. And those branches aren’t on a tree.

49. This hard hat has all the Easter fuzz.

It also has a bunny on top holding a basket of Easter eggs. Like the bunny glasses.

50. Care for a minion bucket hat?

This one has pom pom chicks at the brim along with some eggs. But the minion face really stands out.

51. Guess someone’s wearing all their laundry.

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Well, it sure looks like it. Given how much of her Easter bonnet is crumpled up cloth.

52. Any man can look dapper in an Easter bonnet.

Apparently, men were donning ridiculous Easter bonnets back in the turn of the century. Though I’m sure it wasn’t the middle guy’s idea.

53. Flowers don’t have to be huge for an Easter bonnet like this.

This one has paper flowers all over this green hat. Also includes pom pom chicks.

54. Perhaps a more stringy hat will suit you.

Consists of blue, purple, and white ribbons and string. Love the flowers.

55. A blue bunny hat is just as nice.

The blue bunny is plush and cuddly. Also consists of a flower leigh along with pom pom bunnies and chicks.

56. Hope you enjoy a bunny coming out of this hat.

The bunny’s made from cotton and carries a baton. All in all, it’s adorable.

57. This hat’s got legs.

It’s a pink long top hat with legs on it. Don’t know what it’s supposed to be for and why.

58. You’d buzzing around this little beehive.

The hive is made from some kind of paper mache. Also consists of bees buzzing about.

59. You can always wear a nest.

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This one has eggs inside along with pom pom chicks inside. So adorable.

60. One large chicken is all you need.

The chicken is pink. Has eggs and pom pom chicks on the brim.

61. Sometimes a few cute Easter critters is all you need.

This one has a plush bunny and chicken on top. While a pom pom chick has a little hat. So cute.

62. An Easter bonnet can use a big sparkly castle.

This one consists of glittering towers. While it’s surrounded by flowers and lights.

63. A dog might prefer a cone hat with peeps.

Yes, this one is covered in candy. Not sure if the dog’s cool with wearing it though.

64. Got to add a little fuzz to the eggs.

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This one is shaped like a cone. As a chick sits in a nest on top.

65. Of course, you can always go with a hot crossed bun.

This one seems pretty simple. Just do a paper mache hot crossed bun and you’re done.

66. Perhaps your Easter bonnet can use a few butterflies.

The butterflies are rather delicate. Also has a vibrant colored bird on top.

67. Perhaps this snazzy Easter bonnet will suit your fancy.

This one has some purple butterflies and fuzzy bunny ears. Like the purple bow. So pretty.

68. Hop aboard the Easter Express.

This one has a train on the brim. While the rest of it consists of a garage.

69. A large purple Easter bonnet might suit you fine.

You have a bunny on the right. While the rest of it is covered in eggs, pom pom chicks, and paper flowers.

70. You can’t go wrong with a large pillow.

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This one apparently has a large giant pink knit. Wonder how she doesn’t seem to fall due to the hat’s weight.

71. Bet you want to know what to do with old trophy figures.

This kid put them on an Easter bonnet. They also add flowers for good measure.

72. Sometimes you got to pick a color and stick to it.

Each of them wears a bucket hat with flowers. Love the purple one naturally.

73. Someone must’ve upset the eggs.

Actually this is part of the hat. Yet, does make for a rather clever concept.

74. I’m sure anyone wants to sparkle in an Easter bonnet.

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This one is a glitter cone hat. Also contains flowers, leaves and jewels. So pretty.

75. You can stand out with a blue bunny.

This hat seems to resemble a lily pad. The bunny’s on top. While the rest of it’s covered in flowers and leaves.

76. Chicks dig this pink castle.

Well, pom pom chicks do. This is especially when they’re wearing golden glitter crowns.

77. Care for a hat of Easter eggs?

his one has a bunny and shamrock garland as well. Perfect for any Easter parade.

78. There’s a giant fly on this red hat.

Don’t worry it’s part of the design. Though it might freak you out if you’re scared of giant bugs.

79. No Easter bonnet can get too flashy.

One of these consists of a large sequin Easter egg. Still, love the flowers.

80. Nothing makes a man look snazzier than an Easter bonnet.

Here a man stands in an old timey photo wearing a hat decked with flowers. And really not giving a shit about what anyone thinks of him.

Easter Greetings from the Days of Yesteryear (Sixth Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on March 16, 2020

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Now it’s on to the vintage Easter greeting cards. After all, they have greeting cards for everything. Nonetheless, as we’re confined to our homes due to the Coronavirus scourge on the world, we should all do our best to ensure some sense of normalcy. Of course, I’ll do my part by showing you some crazy vintage Easter cards. Some of these defy explanation that you have to see to believe. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of weird vintage Easter cards from the olden days. Enjoy.

Witches on Easter?

Okay, this is a tradition from Scandinavia. Yet most Americans would think the designer got confused with Halloween.

2. Let the frogs open the gate for the beetles.

Okay, I’m kind of confused at this. Besides, don’t frogs eat bugs like that. What the hell is going on here?

3. Celebrate Easter with a band of witches?

Again, this is from Scandinavia. Yet, why they started a band with household implements and have cats on vocals is beyond me.

4. Nothing makes Easter worth celebrating like a beetle party.

Here we have beetles dancing in the forest. And yes, the females even wear dresses. Seems to be from a bad acid trip.

5. Best wishes for a joyful Easter from a couple of parakeets.

What the hell? Parakeets? Seriously, what do they have to do with Easter besides absolutely nothing.

6. Happy Easter from a chick on skis.

This is from Russia. Apparently, it still snows there during the Easter season. Yet, the chick still carry flowers on an eggshell on its back.

7. In the future, women will fly in their Easter hats.

Well, that hasn’t happened. But if you see what Easter bonnets look like, you get the idea.

8. Here we have a chick carrying flowers.

And this little chick doesn’t seem to like the job. Since they’d have to use a yoke on their backs and carry the flowers in eggshells.

9. Beetle with flowers wishes you a joyful Easter.

I don’t get what this beetle has to do with Easter. Because they sure don’t have anything to do with the holiday in America.

10. Even a modern witch needs to fly on Easter.

I know the moon is confused as much as anyone. But take it from me, this is a tradition in Scandinavia.

11. How about a pretty witch handing out eggs from her basket?

This one is from the US since it’s in the English language. Still, you have to wonder why she hasn’t yet gotten out of her river dance outfit. Saint Patrick’s Day’s probably over by then.

12. Happy Easter from the frog walking his beetle.

This is messed up. Seriously, frogs probably eat beetles, not keep them as pets. Also uses a toadstool as an umbrella.

13. This Easter be happy to have beetles living in your flowers.

Actually, having beetles in your bouquet will freak out everyone. Seriously, what the hell?

14. How about a beetle carrying a young girl in a basket?

And she’s not to be messed with from her expression. Still, this seems more or less appropriate for a weird sci-fi or horror movie than an Easter card.

15. Happy Easter from an Alpine bunny.

Yes, she seems like she’s straight out of The Sound of Music. Wonder how she plays the zither with her paws. Maybe I don’t want to know.

16. Happy Easter from the hardboiled egg family.

Even their dog’s made out of eggs. Don’t ask me to explain why the designer thought this would make a good Easter card.

17. Heard of an egghead? She has an egg body.

Okay, that’s just freaky. But at least her apron has pockets.

18. Out of this egg comes a whole bunch of chicks.

That’s not how the amniotic egg works. Seriously, a bunch of chicks don’t hatch from a single egg. That’s contrary to chicken biology.

19. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Beetles.

No, not the Beatles. I mean a band with beetles. But they seem good enough that a couple of beetles dance.

20. Easter greetings from a pipe smoking chick.

His pipe is long enough so he could smoke from it on the window sill. As he admires the blue spring flowers.

21. Even chicks have their limits.

2 guy chicks hit on a girl chick on the roller skating grounds. And she’s not having it. Wonder if she’s heard of Me Too. Probably not.

22. Let’s leave these beetles to themselves.

I don’t get what beetles have to do with Easter. Yet, they’re sharing an intimate moment under an umbrella.

23. Happy Easter from Easter eggs playing cards.

Seriously, what the hell is going on here? Guess the egg who loses the most money has to sit on a wall. Also, do the flowers have eyes? And are they actually watching them?

24. “Easter joy be yours.”

This is basically the literal definition of “flower child.” And it’s really freaky. Seriously, why?

25. A Happy Easter from the pink flower children.

Yes, this flower children thing wasn’t just confined to Alice in Wonderland. And yes, it makes you wonder if you’re on an acid trip.

26. Care to go places in an egg cart?

And apparently, it’s pulled by a mother hen and her chicks. I’m sure you won’t go far in that.

27. “Sorry I’m late to the coven.”

And it appears one of the witches brought something. While devils do a dance in the background. Seriously, how is this an Easter card?

28. Happy Easter from the frog family.

Frogs don’t have families like that. Seriously, they lay their eggs in water, which hatch into tadpoles. Also, what do frogs have to do with Easter?

29. Happy Easter from the kid hatched from an egg.

No, that’s not how people reproduce. And no, they don’t come out like they’re 3 years old.

30. Happy Easter from the flying chicken.

Okay, this is from Scandinavia. And yes, the hen’s a bit insecure on how her chicks are holding onto the broomstick.

31. Happy Easter from the bunny riding a sheep.

Bunny is frustrated over the lamb’s stubbornness. Lamb doesn’t want to visit the rickety old mill because they think it’s dangerous.

32. “So we’re the first ones to hatch?”

You can see the weird look in that chick’s eye. As they wonder what the hell they’re doing in an Easter basket instead of a chicken coop.

33. Easter Greetings from a distinguished gentleman chick.

Is this how chicks in Downton Abbey hatch. Do they come equipped with pince nezes, top hats and canes? Asking for a friend.

34. Nowadays Easter witches take to the road.

You can see them go over the speed limit in Scandinavia. And yes, the cat’s freaking out. Also, the torches at the front pose a severe safety risk.

35. “All hail the steaming kettle.”

Not sure what the kettle has to do with Easter. But I sure don’t want my broomstick near it.

36. Today, modern witches travel the skies in planes.

You can see the plane’s basically egg-shaped so the witch can put her feet up. While the cat secretly prays for a safe landing.

37. A witch always needs to look her best for Easter.

Yet, the cats appear to jump off the broomstick. Because they don’t want to be near it when she’s handling it.

38. This Easter, the witches ride on their familiars.

One rides on a giant cat she probably enchanted. The other dresses in style and goes on a big horn sheep.

39. “Hey, don’t touch my broomstick!”

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Yeah, Easter witches don’t take that kind of shit. Guess someone’s going be toad.

40. Didn’t know witches flew by day.

In Harry Potter they do. Yet, these kids are baffled by the daytime spectacle. Also, why is the moon out during daylight hours?

41. Just a little break for tea.

Sure she’s not drinking alcohol. Nonetheless, it’s a case of distracted driving that you don’t wonder why the cat’s clinging to dear life.

42. Watch out for that church steeple.

Yeah, when you’re flying at a high altitude, you probably run into a lot of tall structures. Wonder what she does to get any help.

43. This hen carries her Easter eggs in her apron.

This looks like an accident waiting to happen. Just wait when she’s tripped and all the eggs come crashing down.

44. Happy Easter from the daffodil children.

Am I the only one to think this as freaky? Seriously, why?

45. “We Easter witches must stick together.”

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Uh, can’t they just fly up the mountain? Seriously, they have brooms for that. Or did their brooms run out of magic power?

46. Happy Easter from the egg with a man’s face.

Okay, this is really freaky. Since when do eggs have mustaches, faces, and pince-nezes? Even the gnomes are stupefied.

47. Apparently, 2 girls can fit inside an egg.

Wonder how this is possible. Oh, yes, the egg’s just gigantic. Still, it boggles my mind.

48. “Now you all be good when I’m out. Okay?”

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Not sure about the dynamic. Since chicks are baby chickens. Also, the egg home has a chimney and ladder.

49. Easter witches even fly on a rainy day.

Since she’s got her umbrella with her. Yet, the cat’s still uneasy on the broomstick.

50. How about a joy ride over the chicken coop?

The old man’s kind of like, “What the hell’s going on?” But the witch on her broomstick doesn’t give a damn.

The Wonderful World of Peep Shows (No, Not That Kind) (Seventh Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on March 14, 2020

As the Coronavirus ravages the world and leads to mass cancellations of aspects related to our social lives, we must try our best to get by. In fact, just the other day at Target I saw Saint Patrick’s Day decorations on discount and it’s not even Saint Patrick’s Day. Also, there was practically no toilet paper, hand sanitizer, or rubbing alcohol. Anyway, given that I do these posts at home on my laptop, I don’t have any excuse to slack off on my Easter posts. So it’s perfect for my favorite kind of Easter post, peep dioramas. In these, people take these inedible sugar coated marshmallow candies and put them into little scenes to amuse us. And yes, they contests for it every Easter, too. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another treasury of peep dioramas. Enjoy.

Every year, peepguins march to breed in Antarctica.

This is from a hit documentary from March of the Peepguins. Narrated by Morgan Peepman.

2. “Can you tell me how to get?/How to get to Sesame Peep?”

Features Big Bird and Oscar made out of peeps. Rest in peace, Carol Spiney.

3. People of Wisconsin love their Green Bay Peepers.

Okay, they love their Packers. But you have to love this diorama featuring them against the Minnesota Vikings.

4. “I know you/I learned of you once upon a peep.”

This is from Sleeping Beauty. And yes, even the bed is made out of peeps.

5. “If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit.”

This is a peep parody of the O.J. Simpson trial. And despite his acquittal, he totally did it.

6. Here the bunny goes up for the dive.

Funny how the diver’s wearing a duck inner tube and has googly eyes. Yeah, I don’t think they knew what they signed up for.

7. How about the night with the Peepharmonic?

You can see how each of them has paper instruments. Love the snazzy bowties on the bunnies.

8. Someone’s been voted off the island.

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This is a peep parody of Survivor. And yes, they’re all bunnies here. Seems better than the real thing.

9. Bravo’s latest show is The Real Peepwives of Dupont Circle.

They’re making fun of The Real Housewives who are actually socialites. Still, this is very amusing. Love how that one bunny’s sporting a pearl necklace.

10. “One peep more. One more peep…”

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Yes, this is another Les Miserables peep diorama. But this one is purely epic in scale.

11. All peeps must come in pairs.

This is a peep diorama of Noah’s Ark. Better get in before the flood destroys everything.

12. These peeps go under the sea.

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Here you see some bunnies in scuba gear. Hope a shark doesn’t get them.

13. Even peeps must bare it all once in awhile.

This is an art class. Hope the chick doesn’t feel uncomfortable among bunnies.

14. “I bring you the iPeep 2.”

This is an Apple peep parody. You can see Steve Jobs on stage.

15. You don’t want to see what’s at this peep show.

Of course, this is what peep shows mostly mean (save for the chick in a scanty bikini). Still, this is pretty hilarious.\

16. Looks like there’s a human contest going on.

Okay, this is kind of freaky. Still, love the headline display. So funny.

17. Someone’s finished the Iditarod Sled Peep Race.

Love how the yellow bunnies are harnessed to the sled. Wonder if they won.

18. Wonder what’s going on in this yard.

Think this might be based on a famous photograph. Nonetheless, the neighbors will certainly talk about the brightly colored toilets laying about in the front lawn.

19. Left sharks steals the spotlight.

Yes, Katie Perry’s Super Bowl halftime show is truly bizarre. Yet, everyone appeared to love Left Shark for some reason.

20. Here’s a look at James Peep through the decades.

It’s James Bond with Peeps. Here’s all the bunnies who played him. Hate to be Daniel Craig.

21. “No more wire hangers!”

This is a peep parody of Mommie Dearest. It portrays Joan Crawford as an abusive mother.

22. “I am the Peepax, I speak for the peeps.”

Yes, I’ve done The Lorax before. But this one features more fuzzy Truffula trees.

23. American Gothpeep captures the American spirit.

Yes, I put a similar one on a post in years past. But this is quite amusing. Love it.

24. Chinatown celebrates Chinese New Year.

As the chicks parade with their own Chinese dragon. And yes, it’s sensational. From 2012.

25. Just another day at the beauty shop.

You can see how the bunnies sport elaborate hairdos. Even has a shampoo section.

26. “Robin, to the peepmobile!”

And yes, Batman and Robin are chicks. Still, you have to love their outfits and the peep signal.

27. Katpeep appears alone in the Hunger Peeps.

Here she runs into Peepta. Yeah, you didn’t see him coming.

28. Joseph has a rather fancy coat.

This is from Joseph and His Technicolor Dream Coat. Might depict one of his dreams that he tells his jealous brothers.

29. “Did you hear anything in the woods?”

Even the trees and bushes have eyes in this camp fire scene. More hilarious than eerie. Since this is a peep diorama we’re talking about.

30. These peeps take great pains to erect the Moai of Peepster Island.

Are those bunnies zombies? Nonetheless, you have to love the Moai bunny statues. So clever.

31. It all ends at Appotpeepdox.

It’s a peep takeoff of Appomattox courthouse. Here we see Robert E. Lee surrender to General Ulysses S. Grant.

32. Abupeep is a horrid place.

This is based on a prison called Abu Gharib that was best known for abusing and torturing prisoners in Iraq. Or was it Afghanistan? I’m not sure which. But you have to admire the simplicity.

33. Want to know where the wild peeps are?

This one mostly conforms to the illustrations in the Maurice Sendak book. And no, I didn’t see the movie.

34. Want to see a dissection?

Another take off of The Anatomy Lesson. And no, the bunny didn’t donate their body to science.

35. How about a day at the planetarium?

This one has chicks and bunnies looking up at the constellations. In Pittsburgh, you basically have the IMAX to accomplish that.

36. Rest in peace, Pinkie Sugar.

This is a funeral home scene. And here the dead bunny’s widow weeps behind a veil.

37. “If you build it, they will come.”

This is a parody of Field of Dreams. And yes, those bunny baseball players are ghosts.

38. Oh, no, the economy’s crashing!

This must’ve parodied the 2008 financial meltdown. And with this coronavirus, we might be headed to another recession.

39. Halloween is always a spectacular time.

You can see plenty of bunnies and chicks in their costumes. While ghosts fly over the houses.

40. We couldn’t accomplish space flight without our hidden peeps.

This is a takeoff of Hidden Figures. Thankfully, they’ve received plenty of recognition since then.

41. Hippeeps always want to return to nature.

Well, they surely got that Colorado Rocky Mountain High. And they’re sitting around the camp fire. Like in that John Denver song.

42. Want to take to the slopes?

Okay, it’s quite late for that. Yet, you have to love the little bird house cabins.

43. Anyone want to deal?

It’s parodying the famous Dogs Playing Poker painting. Not an artistic masterpiece compared to Michelangelo. But amusing.

44. Who knew that peeps could sail?

Here they are manning a sail boat. All bunnies wear orange life jackets.

45. Quint’s having a very bad day.

Yes, that’s the scene where the shark eats him. Well, he was kind of an asshole anyway.

46. Must be something going on at Dunder Mifflin.

This is from a famous Office episode. You can see Dwight on the boxes. Funny.

47. “Tale as old as time/Song as old as rhyme/Beauty and the Peep.”

Both bunnies are dressed in felt. Love the scenery, which is from the original movie.

48. Talk about a divided America.

One side has MAGAts at an event that will live in infamy. The other side has those from the Women’s March. And you can see, the Women’s March had way more people attending than the Trump inauguration.

49. Congratulations to the Peep class of 2009.

These are peeps graduating high school. And boy, will they have to deal with problems you wouldn’t believe.

50. “It was the beauty that killed the beast.”

This is straight from King Kong. Just as planes are about to kill him.

Spring Into These Easter Craft Projects (Fifth Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on March 12, 2020

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Now that the Coronavirus is upon us, you’ll find a lot of activities closed down or only accessible to the public through television. While I continue toiling away on these Easter posts. Given that it’s now the month of March, you see Easter decorations pop up practically everywhere you go. And this will explode once Saint Patrick’s Day is over. Though if you live in the US or anywhere else in the Northern Hemisphere, you can forget about going to a St. Patrick’s Day parade this year. Then again, Easter seems more of fun holiday as far as decorations are concerned. But while many might buy their Easter decor in a store, some might prefer to make their own. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of Easter craft projects. Enjoy.

Got old wooden spoons? Make some spoon figures.

Consists of a bunny, chick and Easter egg. All are tied with ribbon bows. So cute.

2. Feel free to put your carrots in one basket.

There are 3 carrots in a basket of moss. And yes, they’re fake. Sorry, rabbits.

3. Anyone’s Easter can use a little whimsy.

This one has patterns on the block letters. While a chick sits on the “T.”

4. Got some rags? Make an Easter basket.

Make sure to twist them together and sew them like you see in this picture. And yes, it holds the eggs just fine.

5. Stuffed bunnies can use a few flowers.

Each one has flowers on their bellies. Also, their eyes resemble flowers.

6. Make sure you put your flowers in an egg vase.

I’m sure the egg is fake. Though I’m not sure about the flowers.

7. Care to plant your garden on the table?

Well, you might need some planters. Comes with a few fake Monarch butterflies.

8. Want to decorate a few carrots?

These are stuffed carrots made out of felt. Decorated with bows and buttons.

9. Don’t like springtime colors? This Easter wreath is for you.

This one has 2 bunnies kissing at the center. While the wreath consists of fake moss and brown flowers.

10. Care to make a basket from a bird’s nest?

Okay, the nest and eggs are fake. Also decorated with flowers and spring foliage.

11. Anyone want a pink bunny wreath?

This bunny wears a pink hat and bow. Wreath decorated with pink flowers and ribbons.

12. Any little chickie would love these Easter eggs.

That’s because they’re made from felt and your kid can play with them. One has a bunny inside. Another has a chick.

13. Celebrate the reason for Easter with this wreath.

Has a wooden cross draped in purple on the left. While it’s got white lilies on the right.

14. Mark the resurrection with this twig cross.

Consists of twigs bunched together. Has purple and white flowers in the center.

15. Perhaps this cross wreath would suit you.

This one has a wooden cross on a grapevine wreath. While it’s draped in purple decomesh.

16. Why should eggs be plain on your Easter wreath?

This one uses plastic white eggs decorated with ribbons of various patterns. Also includes a blue and yellow bow.

17. Grace your Easter home with this Easter egg tree.

This one uses pastel eggs with white flowers. Makes a great centerpiece.

18. Spring into Easter with these candle holders.

They’re made out of glass candle holders and purple flower pots. Decorated with purple eggs and flowers.

19. Don’t like wreaths? You might like this bunny hanging.

This guy’s holding an Easter basket with Easter eggs. Decorated with green and white ribbons and flowers.

20. Perhaps you might like a wreath of bunnies and eggs.

This one also has all kinds of flowers and pussy willows. Tied with a burlap bow.

21. A lantern can always use a lavender touch.

Has a lovely purple bow with purple flowers. So pretty. I want it.

22. Nobody can resist this decomesh carrot.

This one has rabbit ears sticking out. Decorated with Easter eggs and a lavender polka dot bow.

23. Welcome spring with this decomesh wreath.

This one is quite festive and whimsical. Includes a bunny, eggs, and flowers. Lovely.

24. Make your Easter memorable with this bunny and carrot.

Here a bunny sits on carrot. Even wears a business get up. So cute.

25. You might prefer this Easter egg tree.

I’m sure the tree’s made out of wires painted in white. Eggs consist of green, yellow, and pink.

26. Want to put some flowers on your moss platter?

This one has a couple of pots with spring flowers. Also includes a couple of bunnies.

27. Your Easter egg wreath can use a few flowers.

This one consists of plastic eggs and is decorated with daisies. Make sure the flowers are fake though.

28. You can’t go wrong with this bunny hanging.

This bunny is surrounded by pink and purple burlap and decomesh. Perfect for any Easter door.

29. Small flowers always go well on a twig cross.

Though this one is much more tame than the previous one I’ve shown. Perfect for any Christian wall during Holy Week.

30. You might want a spotted cross for your Easter wreath.

Well, the cross is lavender with white spots. While the top’s decorated with purple and white flowers.

31. You’d think a bunny jumped into this wreath.

This one shows a bunny’s ears, feet, and fluffy tail. Has a yellow Easter egg with a bow on top.

32. Welcome your Easter guests with this vintage card wreath.

Well, vintage cards that aren’t unintentionally creepy or ridiculous. Great for any Easter door.

33. Feel free to string some eggs for this garland.

The garland consists of plastic eggs. Each topped with a green bow. Perfect for stair railings.

34. A simple cross branch wreath will do.

Well, the cross might be made from fake pussy willows. Consists of a white lily in the center.

35. Want to put some eggs in glass?

The colored Easter eggs inside these large glass vases. The ferns add a nice spring time touch.

36. How about some Easter eggs in this grapevine wreath?

Includes some fern leaves alongside the pastel eggs. Great for any Easter door.

37. Make your Easter special with these bunny dowels.

These have ears sticking out. Also have bows, eggs, and carrots.

38. Grace your Easter home with this Easter bunny pallet.

This one depicts a bunny wearing a straw hat. And yes, its ears stick out.

39. A fuzzy bunny belongs on a flower wreath.

This one has a decomesh bow that appears to cover the right side. Also includes pussy willows and Easter eggs.

40. A more festive Easter wreath might suit you.

This one has an Easter bunny wearing a dress and carrying an Easter basket. The rest of the wreath appears straight from a Dr. Seuss book.

41. Don’t like wreaths? Try a flower basket.

Contains white, yellow, and orange tulips. And it’s tied with a green bow.

42. If you don’t like chicks and bunnies, you might like this little birds.

These are plush birds covered in felt with wire legs. And it seems they’re practicing a dance routine.

43. Care for a wreath covered in eggs?

This one consists of pastel eggs and white berry branches. Feel free to welcome spring with it on your front door.

44. You can’t have Easter without these bunnies.

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These bunnies are plush with pipe cleaner arms. They also wear gingham dresses and hold broken eggs with Easter grass inside.

45. Need a simple Easter garland?

This one has Easter eggs hanging from clothes’ pins. Each one has a bow and string for some reason.

46. You can use a bunny on a flower wreath.

This one has a tinsel bunny at the center. Also decorated with Easter eggs and a bow.

47. This Easter cuddle with these sock bunnies.

These are made out of old socks. And yes, they’re adorable.

48. If you prefer earth tones, you might like this wreath.

This one has a rabbit in the center. Also includes Easter eggs and flowers.

49. On wreaths, 2 bunnies are better than one.

You can see one’s on the top. The other’s on the flower. Includes eggs and purple flowers. So pretty.

50. Bring on the spring with a basket of yellow flowers.

These are yellow tulips. Yes, I know they’re fake because real ones would just die.

51. Hope you like this festive egg wreath.

This one is covered in Easter grass and small eggs painted with glitter. Love the sparkly purple bow the best.

52. Nothing makes your Easter worthwhile like this bunny wreath.

This one is covered in fake moss. Decorated with flowers and a massive bow. So pretty.

53. How about a chain of eggs?

Well, it’s not really a chain of eggs. Mostly a ribbon that has eggs tied on them.

54. I’m sure bunnies prefer a more naturalistic basket.

This one his made out of moss and vines. Also includes flowers and eggs inside.

55. Perhaps a wreath with bright Easter eggs is just what you need.

Features eggs of different colors and sizes. Also includes a bow of light blue, pink, and yellow.

56. Feel free to put some flowers in your egg basket.

Includes small purple flowers along with white and purple tulips. Yet, the eggs are brown and white.

57. A bunny wreath should always include eggs.

Well, this one has berry branches. While the eggs are at the bottom circle.

58. Easter eggs should have a shine on a tree.

I’m not sure what these are made of. Yet, I’m sure they’ve probably had some metallic paint sprayed on them at some point.

59. Want to hang some carrots on your door?

These are made out of cloth. And yes, they’re all tied with rags.

60. Make your Easter memorable with this patchwork Easter egg table runner.

The eggs are made from strips of cloth of different colors and patterns. Perfect for any Easter table.

61. What are these bunnies doing in these pails?

These are pom pom bunnies in little white pails. And yes, they’re adorable.

62. Perhaps a more festive bunny wreath will suit you.

This one has some Easter eggs and other whimsical decorations. Love the pink flower on the ear.

63. Care to store some eggs in this glass jar?

I’m not sure what this kind of jar is. Yet, it has Easter eggs with layers of Easter grass.

64. Hope you don’t crack up over this Easter egg yarn wreath.

The balls of yarn on this wreath are shaped like eggs. Great to put over your quaint Easter door.

65. Make your Easter holy with this twig cross.

I’m sure this was made for a church. Decorated with white and yellow flowers.

66. You’d think a bird settled on this wreath.

Since the bottom has a nest with 2 small blue eggs. Also decorated with white flowers.

67. Celebrate Easter with this basket wreath.

Since it’s meant to resemble an Easter basket. Decked with eggs, ribbons, and tulle on the bottom. Love the lavender bow on top.

68. Make your Easter festive with this bunny wreath.

This one has eggs and berry branches on the bottom. Though I love the large blue bow and the flowers on the ear.

69. Nothing makes Easter like a grass platter.

This one has 3 tiers. Decorated with a glass bunny and shiny Easter eggs.

70. Feel free to add ears to this bunny decomesh wreath.

This one includes eggs, ribbons, and a few flowers. Even has plush feet on the bottom.

71. Bring a springtime nature to your Easter with this planter.

I don’t think the flowers and pussy willow are real though. Covered with small flowers, and fake moss.

72. How about a wreath of egg bouquets?

Yet, you don’t hang this wreath. Rather, you place it on your table as a centerpiece.

73. Feel free to put your spring flower planter on your table.

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Consists of eggs, moss, and flowers. Makes a great Easter table centerpiece.

74. Impress your Easter guests with this springtime candle display.

This has a wreath covered in white berry branches and Easter eggs. While the candle holder consists of a cage and moss in a glass bowl.

75. Care to put some flowers in a pitcher?

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All of these have the same kind of flowers in them. One even includes a bird’s nest.

76. An Easter wreath should always include a basket.

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Has pink and white flowers inside. The wreath is mostly pink flowers.

77. Perhaps you might prefer a wreath covered in moss.

You can also see some natural looking eggs. While some flowers sprout out of them.

78. How about an Easter wreath with gourds?

Actually I’m not really sure what these are supposed to be. But the leaves make a rather nice touch.

79. A simple Easter wreath will always do.

This one is made from a hoop with a burlap bunny and pom pom flowers. Great for your Easter door. So pretty.

80. Care for a grass bunny in a lantern?

Well, the grass isn’t real. Sits atop of a flower wreath and has Easter eggs inside.

81. Nothing makes Easter like these little moss baskets.

Yes, they’re small baskets with fake moss. You can the pots at any gardening store.

82. Everyone will talk about a hanging bird’s nest.

This one seems held up by a pink ribbon and vines. Has Easter eggs inside.

83. Or might you prefer a bunch of little bird’s nests?

These sit atop glass platters. Contain an egg with white and purple flowers.

84. Would you like your Easter basket crocheted?

Actually these are much too small since they only fit one egg. Yet, each is decorated with a small button flower.

85. Perhaps small flowers make a great Easter wreath.

You can see a couple of carrots on the right side. Also includes a few birds’ nests.

86. Decorate your Easter roost with this ladder.

Consists of a bunny on the bottom, an Easter egg in the middle, and the “Easter” and peeps on top. Great for the outdoors.

87. Feel free to cuddle with these amigurumi peeps.

At least you don’t have to eat them. Available in 4 colors. So cute.

88. Nothing makes Easter like a bird nest basket of twigs.

Consists of moss and blue eggs inside. Love the butterfly on the handle. So pretty.

89. Wish everyone a “Happy Easter” with this glass block.

This one has Easter grass inside. Not sure if it lights up though.

90. Want some Easter eggs on sticks?

All of these are inside a blue pitcher with Easter grass. And they all have bows.

91. You’ll be hopping for this Easter Bunny table runner.

The bunnies on here seem to resemble Easter eggs. But it’s adorable nonetheless.

92. Seems like this bunny’s jumped into this wreath.

The decomesh wreath includes flowers and Easter eggs. Almost seems like a white bunny’s crashed in.

93. A simple wreath can be just as colorful.

This one has Easter eggs, berry branches, and a bow. Great for any rustic wall or door.

94. No one can resist these amigurumi chicks.

Each of these has just hatched. Available in 3 colors.

95. Celebrate the resurrection with this purple decomesh wreath.

Features a beautiful cross on the right. Also love the beautiful flowers. So pretty.

96. I’m sure anyone during Easter digs chicks.

No, I don’t mean women. I mean chicks like you see on this wreath. Also has Easter eggs and butterflies.

97. A purple ribbon cross should always have flowers.

The cross consists of purple violets and white lilies. The ribbons give its own special charm.

98. Want a bunny in a nest?

This one has a bunny sitting in the nest of flowers. Also includes eggs and carrots.

99. Care for a wreath of lace?

This one consists of a lace ring. Contains crocheted Easter eggs with a few hanging by ribbons.

100. Perhaps you want something more sacred for a flower wreath.

You can see a cross draped with white in the center. Decorated with white and purple flowers.

Top of the Morning with These Lucky Saint Patrick’s Day Craft Projects (Fifth Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on March 7, 2020

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Now I’ve been putting this off for awhile due to having to order a new charger that took a whole weekend to deliver. Nonetheless, between Valentine’s Day and early March, you’ll find plenty of Saint Patrick’s Day decorations consisting of green, shamrocks, leprechauns, pots of gold, rainbows, and more. Yet, while some may prefer to buy their St. Paddy’s Day décor for their home, many may want to make their own. And you can see many on Pinterest and Etsy for craft ideas. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of Saint Patrick’s Day crafts. Enjoy.

Gnome leprechauns are just chilling.

These have beards of red, brown, and blond. Also, got to like the shamrocks and ladybugs on their green cone hats.

2. Welcome your guests with this St. Paddy’s Day hanging on the door.

Says “Happy St. Patrick’s Day” on the top. Consists of 3 fancy shamrocks, one with added decoration.

3. Celebrate this Saint Patrick’s Day with this deco mesh candle holder.

Contains shamrocks and gold plastic coins. Makes a great centerpiece on your Saint Patrick’s Day table.

4. Light up your St. Patrick’s Day with a couple of shamrock candle holders.

These have some shiny tinsel garlands inside. The shamrocks also sparkle.

5. Bring in the spirit of St. Patrick’s Day with this lucky wreath.

This one has a wooden shamrock near the top. While the bow looks quite interesting among the green foliage.

6. You might receive a lot of luck with this sign.

This is a white wooden sign that says “Luck.” Includes a green shamrock beside it.

7. Nothing makes a rustic St. Patrick’s Day like a burlap bow lantern.

Includes a shamrock that states, “Happy St. Patrick’s Day.” A simple design if there ever was one.

8. You’ll find the luck of the Irish in this wine bottle.

Though considering their history, I’m not sure if you’d want it. Seriously, Irish history is pretty depressing. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

9. How about some more luck with green?

This sign has fake moss on it. Perfect to hang on your door during the month of March.

10. These leprechaun gnomes have the most unique hats.

I’m sure they’re made out of socks . Yet, you have to love how each one twists and turns. Also like the buttons.

11. Make your Saint Patrick’s Day festive with this flashy wreath.

Wonder if Joe Biden has a wreath like this. Given what the sign says. Contains a fancy pot of gold and a leprechaun.

12. Make your Saint Patrick’s Day shimmer with this jeweled tree.

It’s green with gold and green beads and chains. There’s also a cute leprechaun boy on the bottom.

13. Perhaps you’d like your St. Patty’s Day lantern to look more whimsical.

Wonder if the people of Whoville celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day. Since this would be a perfect decoration for them.

14. Bring in the Irish luck with this sign.

This one has a wooden “Lucky” sign on two fancy posts. Also include a couple of shiny shamrocks.

15. If leprechauns cross your path, take this pillow with you.

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Since it says, “Leprechaun Crossing” on top. While on the bottom, it reads: “Caution: Mischief & Magic.”

16. You can’t have a Saint Patrick’s Day sign without shamrocks.

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Says, “Happy St. Patrick’s Day” on a black block on the bottom. While 3 shamrocks sparkle on top.

17. Best of luck with this sign.

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This one has “Lucky” on a wooden panel. And all but the “U” is painted green.

18. Show your Irish pride with this flag burlap wreath.

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Well, it doesn’t bear an exact resemblance. But it’s quite close enough. Though white is both on top and bottom.

19. Bring some zest to your Saint Patrick’s Day with this wreath.

This one has some black branches, fancy black and green ribbon, shiny baubles, and a pot of gold. Perfect for any Saint Patrick’s Day door.

20. Perhaps you’d like a simple wreath of burlap.

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This one is wrapped in burlap with green zigzags. Has 2 shamrock flowers and a bow on top.

21. Don’t forget to put on a leprechaun hat on your way out.

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This one is crocheted and put on a headband. Perfect for an Irish lass who plans to hang out at an Irish bar.

22. A Saint Patrick’s Day wreath should have at least one leprechaun hat or a few.

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This one has 3 in tinsel on the side. The other side contains flowers, gold coins, and a shiny bow.

23. You might want to get on the fancy side of your Irish luck.

This is a “welcome” wreath with a shamrock in the center. Also contains plastic gold coins and shamrock ribbons.

24. Care for a green ribbon wreath?

This one has ribbons in a variety of patterns. While this wreath is perfect for any craft Irish soul.

25. May this wreath bless your guests with an Irish welcome.

Has a smaller wreath of shamrocks in the middle. Also decked with ribbons and plastic gold coins.

26. You might think this leprechaun wreath will suit your fancy.

This one includes a leprechaun hat and legs. Also has a fancy bow on he left and sparkly shamrocks on the right.

27. For extra luck, tie 3 horseshoes together.

Okay, these are made of wood with fancy patterns. But they’ll certainly look good on your Saint Patrick’s Day mantle.

28. Care for a leprechaun bottle?

This wine bottle’s painted to depict a leprechaun. Includes a belt with a green felt hat.

29. Put your chocolate coins in this leprechaun pant treat bag.

You can even hold it by its suspenders. Still, while there are Saint Patrick’s Day themed candies, treats aren’t really a thing.

30. You’ll be lucky to write with a shamrock pencil.

Or are these shamrock sticks? Still, I don’t see an eraser on these. And they come in 2 genders apparently.

31. Welcome your St. Paddy’s Day guests with this rag wreath.

Well, these are ribbons tied on a ring together. Yet, this one seems quite easier to make than the other ones I’ve previously shown in this post.

32. Don’t like wreaths? Perhaps this leprechaun hat hanging will please you.

Though I think the hat is too big. As you can tell by the feet below.

33. Celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day with this elegant grapevine wreath.

Consists of green foliage, though I’m not sure if that’s clover or not. Yet, you have to love the great green bow on top. So pretty.

34. You’ll be charmed by this flowery wreath.

Well, the green flowers are at the bottom. As the top says, “Charmed” in garland flags.

35. Perhaps you prefer a more floral wreath for your Irish taste.

This one has a tinsel shamrock in the center that says, “Happy St. Patrick’s Day.” Also decorated with flowers and ribbons.

36. You might like this rustic wreath.

Not sure what this is exactly made of. Yet, this also includes 3 felt shamrocks with buttons.

37. An Irish lass needs a shamrock in her hair.

This hair clip is a 4-leaf shamrock in green felt. Has a gold button in the middle though.

38. Feel free to say “Happy St. Patrick’s Day” in blocks.

These are in different shades of green. While each is decorated with painted shamrocks, stars, and swirls.

39. Care for a St. Patty’s Day tub?

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This one has 3 tiers with leprechauns, shamrocks and you name it. Makes a perfect table centerpiece, too.

40. A button shamrock is just as lucky.

This one is made from buttons of various shades of green. Also, make sure you have a frame, too.

41. No Irish lass should go to the St. Paddy’s Day parade without wearing this shirt.

This shirt depicts shamrocks. Yet, while it’s too long to be a regular shirt, it’s too short to be a dress.

42. Dress your door with this Saint Patrick’s Day decomesh wreath.

This one has a rather interesting looking shamrock in the center. Also consists of shiny balls and shamrocks.

43. Make the green stand out with this white St. Patrick’s Day tree.

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Decorated with hats and shamrocks. A large felt leprechaun hat stands on top.

44. Be the ultimate Irish lass with these shamrock earrings.

Of course, I can’t wear these. Yet, the shamrocks on them can surely sparkle once you iron them on.

45. A St. Patrick’s Day wreath must put on the green.

This one has a leprechaun hat on top and a “Welcome” sign with shamrocks in the center. Also includes green flowers and a large green bow.

46. Don’t like wreaths? You might prefer a hanging like this.

This one has a little leprechaun gnome on top along with a sign saying “Home.” Also includes flowers, shamrocks, and a large green bow.

47. Keep your little leprechaun warm with this crocheted cap.

This one has a beard to keep your little one’s chin warm. So adorable.

48. You can’t celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day without a green decomesh wreath.

This one has shamrocks, jingles, leprechaun hats, and other decorations all over. Perfect for any Saint Patrick’s Day door.

49. Have a little luck on your car keys.

This key chain’s made out of a felt 4 leaf clover. Great for your Irish pub drinking buddy’s group designated driver.

50. Charm your Irish guests with this leprechaun hanging.

I mean Irish American guests. Irish people would look upon this leprechaun in dismay and offense. No matter how adorable it is.

51. You’ll be lucky to be Irish with this shamrock.

It’s made out of wood in green diamond pattern. Yet, you’ll see glints of gold here and there.

52. Grace your Irish door with this decomesh leprechaun wreath.

Has a green leprechaun hat on top and a pot of gold in the center. Also includes legs on the bottom and a green shamrock bow.

53. Care to plant some shamrocks in a flower pot?

This one is made from buttons of various shades of green. Also, make sure you have a frame, too.

54. A Saint Patrick’s Day wreath should always have shamrocks.

This is a yarn wreath with shamrocks tied on. Some even have glitter on them.

55. “Erin Go Bragh” with this horseshoe hanging.

Well, the horseshoe is rather rusty. Also contains 3 shamrocks that appear from a garden full of dead things.

56. Welcome your St. Paddy’s Day guests with this decomesh wreath.

This one has some weird gold balls on it. Says “Welcome” in the center and “Happy Go Lucky” on a shamrock at the bottom.

57. Care to put a leprechaun on your wreath?

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This is a plush leprechaun with a felt beard. Wreath also has a green bow, pot of gold and shamrocks. So adorable.

58. Care for a green decomesh wreath on St. Patrick’s Day?

This one has all kinds of ribbons on it. Perfect to hang on your Irish wall or door.

59. Don’t forget to put in a shamrock hair clip.

This one has a more stylized felt shamrock. Decorated with beads and gold embroidery.

60. Grace your table this Saint Patrick’s Day with this shamrock table runner.

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This is made from burlap. The shamrocks are painted in different shades of green.

61. Set your Guinness on a shamrock coaster.

Okay, maybe not one made from gold sequins. But close enough.

62. A green tulle wreath might suit your fancy.

This one has green strips of tulle hanging from a wire. A shamrock sits on the bottom.

63. You can’t go wrong with a pallet shamrock.

This one might make a good workshop project. Just cut the pallet into a shamrock and paint it green.

64. Grace your table with this Saint Patrick’s Day lantern.

This one features a glittery shamrock with a large green bow. Also includes white and green flowers.

65. You’ll be lucky with this leprechaun.

This one has a little hat with a shamrock and a “Lucky” sign. So cute.

66. Feel free to hang your hat at the door.

Okay, this is a wooden leprechaun hat. Yet, you can see it has a shamrock at the ribbon near the brim.

67. It’s not Saint Patrick’s Day without a leprechaun gnome.

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This little guy has a long red beard and green hat. While he’s made out of felt.

68. How about some gold in a moss pot?

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Has shamrocks on top, too. Also made to resemble a basket.

69. Every green wreath should have a few shamrocks.

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This one has a ribbon wrapped around it and a hat on the bottom. Also includes 3 pairs of shamrocks with plastic gold coins.

70. You can sure use a hat. Or a few of them.

This one has 3 tinsel leprechaun hats stacked together on top of a large flower pot of gold. And yes, the pot’s even painted cold.

71. Care for a St. Patrick’s Day bouquet?

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Consists of green and white flowers in a golden vase. Also includes a green shamrock and a big green shamrock bow.

72. Why have a pot of gold if you can have a chest?

After all, it’s much more secure. Also you can paint it green and decorate it with shamrocks if you want.

73. Hope you can read these Irish signs.

Let’s see there’s Leprechaun Village, End of the Rainbow, Shamrock Fields, and Pot O’ Gold. Not sure where to go exactly.

74. Feel free to plant in this leprechaun hat.

Since it’s actually a flower pot. But you can forget about anything sprouting from it this time of year. Since Saint Patrick’s Day is in March.

75. You can’t go wrong with a tinsel shamrock.

This one has shamrock ribbons and gold coins. But don’t forget a leprechaun hat on the top.

76. Grace your Saint Patrick’s Day door with this ivy wreath.

Well, ivy’s green. Also has a big shamrock bow on the bottom.

77. Now you can show your Irish love.

This one has green heart with a white 4-leaf shamrock. And yes, it’s in a wooden frame.

78. Nobody can resist these shag pillows.

They’re quite small. Yet, they depict shamrocks and leprechaun hats.

79. Feel free to sew in a shamrock.

This is an embroidery sampler depicting a 4-leaf clover. Great for hanging on any Saint Patrick’s Day wall.

80. My. that’s a very fancy shamrock.

This one has a polka dot shamrock in green with a striped and gold borders. Includes a bow on top.

81. You can’t have a St. Paddy’s Day tree without feathers.

Has a leprechaun hat and feet on it, too. Great for any St. Patrick’s Day mantle or table.

82. All a leprechaun gnome needs is a tinsel hat.

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And yes, many might find it adorable. Wonder if he can see under the brim.

83. Feel free to put some flowers in a hat.

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Yes, these flowers are in a leprechaun hat. Of course, they’re most likely fake but nonetheless whimsical.

84. Light up your St. Patrick’s Day with this 4-leaf shamrock light.

This one has lights as well as painted with glittery gold inside. Perfect for the outdoors.

85. You’ll be “Luckily Blessed” with this Saint Patrick’s Day wreath.

It’s a yarn wreath as you see. Has some green felt flowers on the bottom. So pretty.

86. Hope this sign makes you lucky.

This one has “Lucky” in block letters. While the “U” is a golden horseshoe.

87. Don’t forget to leave for the St. Patrick’s Day parade with this Leprechaun hat.

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It’s a funky leprechaun hat with a yellow shamrock on top. Also includes a beard. Great for drunken revelry at O’Mally’s.

88. Nothing’s luckier than a rainbow pallet work of art.

This one has a rainbow painted with a white shamrock. Finally, a rainbow item for this craft post.

89. Feel free to plant with these rainbow flower pots.

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Though each of these grow grass. Mostly because March is no time for flowers.

90. A simple white wreath will always do.

Well, it’s more of a fuzzy wreath. But it includes the shamrocks and gold coins you’d expect in any St. Patrick’s Day decoration.

91. Deck your St. Patrick’s Day home with this candle holder.

Has a gold ribbon and shamrock tied around it. The shamrock is quite fancy, too.

92. Perhaps a lot of shamrocks can bring you luck.

All of these are shown onto a board and made from green and yellow paper or cloth. “Lucky” is on the 4-leaf clover.

93. Care for a golden plate?

Okay, it’s made from plastic and spray panted. But there’s a shamrock o it that glitters.

94. A Saint Patrick’s Day wreath can always use some feathers.

Also doubles as a Mardi Gras wreath. Contains plastic gold coins all around.

95. There’s nothing more homey like a crocheted wreath for Saint Patrick’s Day.

Says “Lucky” at the center that’s hung by clothes pins. A pot of gold sits at the bottom along with gold coins all around.

96. A simple white wreath can always look festive.

Has a banner of shamrocks on top. Decorated with shamrocks and green flowers in felt and cloth.

97. “Get your green on” with this Saint Patrick’s Day wreath.

This one’s made of decomesh and ribbons. A green heart contains a golden shamrock, too.

98. Bring the luck in with this leprechaun hat and golden horseshoe.

And yes, the horseshoe’s made of real metal. Though not necessarily gold since they spray painted the gold on it.

99. Got a green bandana? Make a wreath out of it.

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The bandana’s wrapped around the wreath. Has a black bow with a buckle on the bottom.

100. Feel free to put some flowers in this shoe.

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This leprechaun shoe’s made from burlap and fake moss. Yet, it curls at the sole.

The Wonderful World of the Teddy Bear (Fifth Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on February 10, 2020

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A popular Valentine’s Day present is a stuffed bear with moveable arms and legs. Since its introduction in 1903 and named after Teddy Roosevelt, these toys have become among the most popular ever since. After all, they’re fuzzy, cute, cuddly, and you can dress them up however you like. Thus, you can see all kinds of teddy bears dressed for holidays, special occasions, and characters from pop culture. There are even teddy bear museums where these toys reenact certain scenes. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of adorable teddy bears. Enjoy.

Don’t mess with the Undertakebear.

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He’s based on the WWE wrestler, the Undertaker. Wonder why he’s not wearing a shirt with his suit.

2. You’d swear this teddy bear can glow in the dark.

Actually, it lights up inside. I’m sure batteries are included.

3. Make way for the Teddy bear fashion show.

Come see the latest fashions in chic bear couture. I’m sure the clothes won’t come cheap.

4. Mother Theresa helps the poor bears of Calcutta.

Sure, she may not be the saint we think she is. But come on, she and her bear order nuns look cute in these sari habits.

5. You’d think this bear was some Einstein.

Okay, he’s supposed to be dressed like famous physicist Albert Einstein. Has E=mc squared on his paw.

6. Watch out for that iceberg.

This is supposed to be the teddy bear version of the Titanic. A lot of bears lost their lives that night.

7. He’s all dressed with a place to go.

Here’s a Boyd bear with a small suitcase. Wonder why he travels light.

8. In China, don’t forget to see the tomb of Emperor Qin.

This one has a bear terra cotta army. And yes, bear tourists take pictures of them.

9. Germany unites with the fall of the Bearlin Wall.

Here some bear tears down the wall which will later symbolize the fall of Communism. So East and West Germany can unite as one.

10. These bears are globe trekking.

Since they’re a family of tourists. Though I don’t think tourists dress like these bears in real life. So cute.

11. “Growl once again, my dear, our strange duet….”

This is a Phantom o the Opera bear. Hopefully, he doesn’t sing like Gerard Butler.

12. You won’t be chilly for this Winterland Queen bear.

She wears a blue sparkly dress. Not to mention, she’s a ripoff on Queen Elsa from Frozen.

13. You’d admire this bear’s hat with flowers.

She wears a purple hat with deep pink flowers all made out of felt. Also like the purple sash. So pretty.

14. Joe Biden is ready to run again.

Though so far, he hasn’t managed to gain much traction. As we can see with the results in Iowa.

15. Santa finishes one more wooden soldier.

Here he’s in his workshop making toys. Before he goes out to deliver them for that one night.

16. You’ll find nothing wooden with this nutcracker.

Well, this bear is dressed up as one. But he won’t really crack nuts. Because he’s plush wearing felt clothes.

17. This bear’s got a plain habit.

Since he’s a monk. So he’s just wearing a plain black robe. So cute.

18. Beware the Queen of Hearts.

Because if you slight her, she’ll have you beheaded. Doesn’t matter if you’re an outsider or one of her card soldiers.

19. Let’s make this landing at Omaha Beach.

Yes, these bears are reenacting D-Day. And yes, some of them will not survive the invasion. But they’re fighting Nazis for God’s sake.

20. This Teddy Bear is ready to ride.

Since he’s a teddy bear of Teddy Roosevelt. For the teddy bear’s named after him.

21. Want a cold drink with this polar bear?

No thanks for me since I don’t drink pop. But he’s nevertheless an iconic bear that you see around Christmas.

22. The Pope emerges to greet the crowds.

Here he stands between 2 cardinal bears with his long crucifix staff. Yet, unlike human popes, he doesn’t wear shoes.

23. You’d think this bear was out on safari.

Since he’s clearly wearing such an expedition outfit. Even carries a sleeping mat. So cute.

24. This chili pepper will bring some spice to your life.

It even comes with maracas. You’d almost think it works at a Mexican restaurant.

25. You’d might want to party with this bear.

Since he’s dressed as a glass of beer. Though I’d recommend not to let him drive you home from the bar.

26. Many swear to have seen this Sasquatch bear.

He’s fuzzier than most. Yet, despite numerous sightings, scientists question his existence.

27. Dr. Bear wants you to brush your teeth.

Though there’s only a 1 out of 3 chance he accepts Medicaid. If you live in the US, that is

28. Here some rich bears gather for a game of polo.

They ride on plush horses and use sticks to move a ball. And no, I don’t understand how polo works.

29. This bear works all the livelong day on the railroad.

This train engineer bear wears a striped hat and coveralls. But modern train engineers don’t usually wear such apparel.

30. Check out the tatt on this sailor.

It’s one of a heart on his arm. Yet, how can you tattoo a bear, I have no idea.

31. The Korean streets are rather bustling.

This one has marketplaces, tables, and a tent. Then again, it might be outside the palace.

32. Someone’s ready for a summer’s day.

Though I’m not sure if she’s just going on a summer stroll to the park or the beach. Then again, she’s not wearing tennis shoes so it’s probably the latter.

33. Here we come across a royal procession.

Okay, this is a Korean procession. Since a lot of teddy bear museums are in South Korea for some reason. But you have to admire the time and effort people put into this.

34. This bear will put out fires for you.

Okay, maybe not. But you can cuddle with him as your relationship with your significant other crashes and burns.

35. Someone’s ready to race for once.

Since he’s the cutest auto racer you’ll ever see. Hope his car doesn’t crash and burn.

36. This guy always supports his mom.

For he’s her #1 fan. Though at least he’s not creepy about it. Unlike Oedipus.

37. You’d make yourself at home in this Korean village.

Yes, you find a lot of Korean stuff in these teddy bear museums. Since most of them are from South Korea. Don’t know why that is.

38. Teddy bears construct some Buddhist statues.

Guess this is for a temple or shrine. Not sure why the golden Buddha statues don’t look like bears.

39. This bear pilot is ready for takeoff.

Sure his plane doesn’t seem ready to fly. But he doesn’t seem to mind.

40. Guess Koreans really know how to put on a festival.

This one seems to have plenty of ceremonial dancers. From a teddy bear museum in Seoul.

41. The Netherlands has a peaceful countryside.

This one features windmills and tulip fields. So you can guess this is a Dutch display.

42. The Korean king sits on his throne.

Guess this ceremony must’ve taken place between the 19th century and the Korean War. Because we know the Korean kingdom’s no more nowadays.

43. She’s all dressed up for a night on the town.

Here she wears a red dress and carries a purse. Like the matching bows on her dress and ear.

44. She decided to go summer casual today.

Here she wears a striped top with jean. Also carries a purse. Like the gold buttons.

45. You’ll be enchanted by this fancy dress ball.

The display’s not very big. Yet, you’d have to admire the fancy clothes, especially the dresses.

46. These bears go to visit Mount Bearmore.

It’s basically a teddy bear version of Mount Rushmore. And yes you got some teddy bears in the foreground.

47. “Cubs, start your lessons.”

This is an old fashioned school house scene from a teddy bear museum in Germany. Because each kid has their own chalk board.

48. This teddy bear is a wizard.

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Since he’s a Harry Potter bear. shown with his scar, hat, and Quidditch broom.

49. How about a trip to the zoo?

Some of the animals here are in plush as well. While the bears frequent the premises. Wonder what the bear exhibit is like.

50. You’d think this angel is heaven sent.

She’s a Boyd’s Bear. She wears a dress and felt wings.

51. These servants always work long hours.

This is from a teddy bear museum in Dorset. And yes, these servants are washing dishes.

52. You’d think this family is rather well-to-do.

You’d see a family like this on Downton Abbey. Except that they’re bears. From a teddy bear museum in Dorset.

53. Steve Jobs unveils the latest Apple product.

He stands near a chair in a black turtleneck. Though his claws won’t hurt you.

54. Klawlo Ren will finish what his grandfather started.

Though watch out when he whips up his lightsaber. Since he’s been known to go to town on it like slicing and smashing things.

55. This bear’s not afraid of no ghost.

This is a ghostbuster bear. So it has the logo on its paw inside its shoes.

56. With Genie bear, he’ll grant you 3 wishes at your command.

I’m sure this one was for the live-action remake with Will Smith. As I can tell from the beard and outfit.

57. Rey always knows how to fight with her staff.

Of course, her bear version doesn’t have her intricate hairstyle. But wait until she gets a hold on a lightsaber.

58. Darth Bearder’s on the Dark Side of the Force.

And yes, he’s black with ears on his helmet. But he still needs to wear his suit in order to live. After what Obi Wan Kenobi did to him.

59. Secret agent or fashionista?

Since this bear’s wearing a black coat and sunglasses. So you may never know.

60. “Sheriff Woody, at your service…”

Here this bear wears the Woody get up. Afraid of getting replaced by a space toy, if Buzz Lightyear gets any hint.

61. Deadpool would like to propose.

Here he goes on one knee with a ring. Great for a guy who wants to marry a girl who likes Marvel and has a sense of humor.

62. Jasmine can always be a princess to impress.

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Though you have to admit, she does have daddy issues. Yet, she doesn’t hold the lamp in either the Disney or the live-action version.

63. Captain America is American patriotism personified.

He also shows the wonders of performance enhancement drugs in the Marvel universe. Still, this bear of him is blue.

64. Cinderella is all dressed for the ball.

Though the magic will wear off by midnight. So she’ll only have her glass slippers left. Or one glass slipper left since she left the other at the ball.

65. Queen Elsa knows how to stage a freeze.

Here she’s in her Frozen II outfit. Seems more at home with herself than in the last movie where she doomed her kingdom to eternal winter.

66. Someone can use another tissue.

This is a get well bear in pajamas. Then again, he’s got a hanky so he’s good. So cute.

67. You’ll be fine against this Stormtrooper bear.

Because while Stormtroopers may shoot up a place, they usually don’t hit anything. Though they can be dangerous.

68. Harley Quinn is no laughing matter.

Yet, for God’s sake, don’t romanticize her relationship with the Joker. Because he’s a raging psychopath who’s very abusive to her.

69. No one can resist this Ewok bear.

Ewoks are pretty much teddy bears to begin with. But they will try to eat you and kick your ass.

70. Rapunzel gets all Tangled.

Her bear’s purple with long blond hair. But not long enough to hang from a tower to use as a ladder. That wouldn’t be safe for kids.

71. It’s a tale as old as time.

These are Beauty and the Beast bear set. Come with a rose. So adorable.

72. Ariel comes from under the sea.

She’s basically a teenager who sold her voice for some plastic surgery. And from a shady sea witch no less.

73. This Irish lass can dance.

For she’s an Irish river dancer. Even has her dancing shoes on.

74. Greetings from Hawaii.

She wears a hula skirt, a flower lei, and a coconut bra. Hope se doesn’t dance when the volcano blows.

75. No one can stop Captain Marvel.

Here she springs into action. Know that she’s about as powerful as Superman.

76. “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free….”

She wears the green garb of Lady Liberty. Unfortunately, her words are being undermined by Donald Trump’s anti-immigration policies and family separations.

77. Gotham’s Dark Knight lingers in the shadows.

This bear wears a mask and cape. And he’ll beat the hell out of villains from Arkham Asylum.

78. Thanos Bear wants to wipe half of the universe.

Already he’s got his Infinity gauntlet on. Uh-oh. Don’t have a good feeling about this.

79. Girl Scout bears always bring in the cookies.

Here they wear outfits denoting ranks. But please pay for the cookies or they will end you.

80. “Shitter’s full.”

He’s supposed to be a Cousin Eddie bear. Still, don’t all bears shit in the woods?

Fall in Love with These Valentine’s Day Craft Projects (Fifth Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on February 1, 2020

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Now that February has come upon us, let’s get into some Valentine’s Day crafts. Of course, you can see I went with the a school room design instead of someone’s living room. Well, it helps to try something different once in a while. Nonetheless, classrooms are often places you see V-Day crafts though most of these are made of paper. Of course, unless they’re rather impressive school craft projects, I usually don’t touch upon them. Since most of them I usually list are made from adults. Anyway, for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of lovely Valentine’s Day crafts.

You can spell love on this heart.

This is a wooden heart made from 2 pieces. The “LOVE” squares are Scrabble tiles and they’re not worth much.

2. Perhaps you might send a valentine with a decomesh wreath.

This one his heart-shaped. Says, “Happy Valentine’s Day” in the center.

3. A Valentine’s Day wreath can use a few hearts.

This one has plenty of red hearts. Still, I love the fancy white ribbon around it.

4. You might prefer a wreath with cloth hearts.

Well, the hearts are in the pattern. Nonetheless, you have to love the felt flowers.

5. You can’t hang too many hearts on a wall.

There’s a checked heart, a red heart, and 2 gold hearts. All with fancy ribbon decorations. So pretty.

6. Light up your home with a Valentine’s Day glass block light.

This one has hearts and foil inside. Has a bow of red heart ribbon on top.

7. Touch your look with a few roses.

This is a hairband. The red, pink, and white roses are made of felt.

8. So many blue hearts can make a big impression.

The large heart is made of a bunch of blue hearts. While a medium red heart inside carries the message.

9. A heart wreath can use a few roses.

This one has some pink and white roses. Also, you can see a golden arrow shot through it.

10. You don’t know what’s kept in this book.

Since it’s fastened. Then again, this just might be a decoration you can set on your fireplace mantle.

11. A Valentine’s Day paper wrapper wreath is always suited for a window pane.

This one has polka dots on the red and white on the wrappers. And the window pane isn’t attached to anything.

12. Perhaps you’d like a simple heart suncatcher.

This one has a plastic bead string. While the crystal heart shines like the sun. Whenever the sun shines through it.

13. A Valentine’s Day ribbon wreath might suit you.

This one also has ribbon flowers. While the ribbons covering the wreath all have hearts.

14. A Valentine heart can always use a few flowers.

This one is a cushion with some felt flowers. Like the bead and red lace trim.

15. A heart of roses should always have a frame.

Well, the roses are probably made of paper. But the frame is quite fancy.

16. Care for a Valentine’s Day heart necklace?

The heart is made out of metal with gold wires containing pearls and jewel beads. So pretty.

17. You can use a few hearts on the wall.

These consists of cloth hearts and felt roses glued on the samplers. Great for any home on V-Day.

18. Feel free to make a wreath of pink clothespins.

Of course, you might have to paint the clothespins pin first. Though you have to admire the hearts, roses, and bow.

19. Count down to Valentine’s Day with this heart calendar.

Though I can totally wait for Valentine’s Day. But this advent calendar is quite cute.

20. Anyone would fall in love with this button heart.

And yes, it’s in a frame. Funny how all the red buttons are the same size and color.

21. How about a wreath of paper hearts?

This one has hearts made of construction paper. While each heart has gold edging.

22. Grace your V-Day door with this pink bauble wreath.

This one has baubles of different sizes. Like he pink butterflies. So pretty.

23. Don’t like wreaths? Show your love with this cork heart.

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Well, the corks of all different sizes. Says “Love” in red and white pipe cleaners.

24. Show your love on V-Day with these love blocks.

Each of these is in a whimsical shape and pattern. While the “O” is a heart.

25. Serve your guests wine from this glitter bottle.

Yes, this bottle is covered with glitter. And yes, the wine is still in it. Not sure why.

26. Show your love with this berry wreath.

The berries are fake. The wooden letters say “Love”. Like the flower near the top best.

27. Step out on V-Day with this charm bracelet.

This one has a some heart charms. Like the clastic crystal jewels.

28. Grace your door with this burlap heart wreath.

Has a large burlap bow on it, too. A simple design for any rustic setting.

29. You’ll find plenty of hearts in this envelope.

This one has a few hearts in different patterns. Includes berry branches as well.

30. Perhaps a heart stick wreath might suit you.

Includes 3 hearts with woven basket patterns. Also consists of a large red bow.

31. A candle can use a few hearts.

The hearts are pink with wires linking with each other. Hope they don’t burn up.

32. You can use a few hearts on a tulle wreath.

Each of the tulle pieces are tied on the wreath. While the 3 hearts glitter.

33. Don’t like these? You might like this wall hanging.

This one has a lot of ribbons. “Love” consists of black wires. Includes a glittery red heart.

34. Care for a heart of paper roses?

The roses are of different sizes and colors. And all on a gray background.

35. Here we find love all framed.

Well, each individual letter is framed. And all hanging on a ribbon to a window.

36. A heart can consist of a variety of buttons.

These are all in different sizes and colors. And they’re all sewn on a plain pillow.

37. Greet your V-Day guests with this flowery yarn wreath.

The flowers are made from felt. Like the colors on the wreath though.

38. A V-Day wreath should always consist of red roses.

And they’re all arranged in a heart. I’m sure the roses are made from silk. So pretty.

39. You’ll get plenty of hugs and kisses from this ribbon wreath.

The top consists of glitter hearts. The bottom consists of glitter “XOXO.”

40. Don’t like wreaths? Go with this wall hanging of hearts.

Consists of 2 checked hearts. While plenty of small red hearts add some emphasis. Like the bow.

41. Grace your V-Day door with this fancy ribbon wreath.

The ribbons mostly consists of bows. While it’s touched with a hollow red glitter heart.

42. Grace your V-Day table with this glittery basket.

Has some paper bag strips inside. Like the glitter heart. So pretty.

43. Doily hearts always belong in a frame.

Of course, they’re made of paper. Though I love the background and purple frame.

44. You might want some tree branches in a heart basket.

Well, the basket has a wooden heart over it. While the basket has branches and berries inside.

45. Don’t like wreaths? Go with a simple glass panel and a heart.

The heart is made out of yarn. While the panel and heart are held by a white bow.

46. You can always show love with flowers.

The Letters are made from wood. While the “O” is a heart containing pink roses.

47. You can have love in a purple heart frame.

Well, it says “LOVE” in a purple heart frame. Like the crown and pink roses. So pretty.

48. Declare your love on this Valentine’s Day with flowers.

Well, the flowers are all in vases. 4 of them spell out “LOVE” in black letters.

49. A rustic wreath will suit you this Valentine’s Day.

This one consists of gourds and berries. While a black heart sign says “Love” in the center.

50. A heart tulle wreath can really make an impression.

You can see it consists of red, pink, and white pieces. Also includes ribbons and hearts.

51. Show love this Valentine’s Day with this wooden panel.

This red panel says “LOVE” in white letters. The “O” consists of a heart with an arrow shot through it.

52. A burlap “Love” wreath is all you need.

It’s in the shape of a heart, too. Great for rustic settings. So pretty.

53. A fancy heart can always use some flowers.

Well, this one is in a fancy white frame and grapevine wreath Like the roses and bow. So lovely.

54. A V-Day wreath should always have a touch of gold.

This one has gold baubles and ribbons. Also includes 2 hearts near the bottom.

55. A large V-Day heart can be quite festive.

This one has bows and a large heart with pink spots. Also consists of bows and other festive trimmings.

56. Care for a heart rag wreath?

This one has red, white, and pink strips all over a wire frame. Great for any rustic door. So pretty.

57. Put a ball of roses over a door frame.

This are pink roses. Though I’m not sure I’d recommend you hang them on a door frame. It’s not mistletoe.

58. Show your love by saying it in blocks.

Each is in pink, red, and white. And yes, they’ve got a bunch of popular V-Day sayings.

59. Don’t forget to put a flower on top of a gift box.

This one is a paper with heart-patterned petals. Hell, the petals are even shaped like hearts.

60. Sweeten your Valentine’s Day with this sweetheart wreath.

This one is wrapped with fibrous string with pearls. consists of white and pink roses and a banner spelling out “SWEET.”

61. A heart panel should always contain a few flowers.

This one has some flowers painted. While some are made out cloth. Also decorated with pearls and lace.

62. How about a heart wreath made of roses?

Well, the roses are hear are fake. Yet, they’re in all various shades of pink.

63. Nobody can resist these love bugs.

These are made from styrofoam balls with black pipe cleaner antennae and appendages. Some are ladybugs and bees.

64. Got some striped straws? Make a display like this.

The paper straws have red and white stripes. Some have pink. And they all radiate a single red heart.

65. How about a heart with lights.

The lights are all set on a pink panel. Wonder how you turn it off or on. So lovely.

66. Perhaps you might prefer some laced hearts.

These are in all different designs. A couple contain buttons, too. So lovely.

67. A Valentine’s Day wreath should always shine.

This one seems like it’s straight from a party store. Has a heart in the center and a heart bow on top.

68. Feel free to use the key to this heart box.

The heart box is silver with glitter on top. The key is tied with it using a red ribbon.

69. Care for a hanging heart cushion?

This one has a heart of flowers printed in the center. Wonder how that’s possible.

70. You can’t celebrate Valentine’s Day without these heart trees.

Well, the hearts are paper and act like branches and leaves. One even has hearts and keys on them.

71. A stair bannister should always have a garland of hearts.

Well, these have hearts hanging from it. Most of them are made from cloth. So pretty when it lights up.

72. A V-Day decomesh wreath like this will surely suit you fine.

Has some heart decorations on the left side. Many in red and pink glitter.

73. Show your love with this panel.

Says “LOVE” in black letters. “O” is a red heart with wire hearts inside.

74. How about a garden of conversation hearts?

Well, the fence and hearts are made out of wood. Great for an elementary school classroom.

75. Might want to put some hearts on a clothes line.

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The hearts are made from felt. A simple craft project for almost anyone, including kids.

76. A shiny heart can always light.

This heart is covered with gold and silver sequins And yes, the lights do shine bright.

77. You’ll find plenty of hearts in this jar.

Well, the hearts are plush and on sticks. But will last longer on your table than a conventional bouquet.

78. A heart wreath of crocheted roses must delight.

Most of these are in red and pink. Perfect to hang over a window. So pretty.

79. Care for a wreath of roses?

Most of the roses on this wreath are felt. And they’re all in shades of red, pink, and white. So pretty.

80. A white rose wreath has some added simplicity.

This one is in a heart shape and is a grapevine. Also matches the door behind it.

81. Grace your V-Day door with a wreath of pom poms.

It’s heart-shaped with pom poms in shades of pink and purple. You can even see a bit of how these are made.

82. Make this V-Day festive with a pink tulle wreath.

There’s leopard print flowers on top. While a fancy designed heart sits at the bottom.

83. A white decomesh heart wreath might suit you.

Has some decorations on the left side. Features, red hearts, pink flowers, and bow with hearts.

84. A cupcake liner wreath will always impress.

This one has a flower on the bottom. It’s made out of cupcake liners and felt. So pretty.

85. Impress your sweetheart with this large rose heart.

Okay the flowers are fake. While a gold arrow shoots through it. Yet, it’s in 2 shades of pink.

86. 2 hearts always beat as one.

This one has roses aside of 2 glitter hollow hearts. Makes a great centerpiece.

87. If you like sewing, you’ll love this wall hanging.

Since it consists of pink sewing stuff. Though you’ll find pink flowers in the center.

88. Give hugs and kisses with these panels.

These consists of wooden X’s and O’s. The O’s are hearts and are wrapped with cloth.

89. A small tree can use some hearts.

This one has plenty of heart ornaments in felt. And yes, there’s a large red heart on top. So pretty.

90. Care for a striped wooden heart?

This one is white with pink stripes. Also contains a burlap bow.

91. Adorn yourself with some small crocheted flowers.

These are red, pink, and purple roses. And I’m not sure if they’re used as a hairclip or pin.

92. This heart is quite stringy.

Since it’s made from string on a red board. And yes, there’s a heart in the center.

93. A berry wreath might suit you fine.

Okay, the berries are fake. Though I love the burlap bow with the heart.

94. A pink decomesh V-Day wreath will always suit you nicely.

This one has silver and pink decorations. Like the silver heart near the top.

95. How about a V-Day wreath with all the trimmings?

This one has a sign that says, “LOVE.” Also consists of flowers and hearts.

96. Keep your little one warm with these V-Day leg warmers.

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These are made from sleeves. As you can see, they also depict hearts.

97. You can play tic-tac-toe on this pillow.

The X’s and hearts are made from felt. Perfect for keeping the kids busy.

98. Ever wonder what’s in this box?

Well, it’s a V-Day box with a digital lock. So you can’t easily open it.

99. You might sleep well with this dreamcatcher.

This one is purple with a heart. Even has hearts near the feathers. So pretty.

100. Bring in the festivity with this shiny heart bauble wreath.

This one has some shiny stuff on the left. While the baubles cluster together on e right. So pretty. Love it.

The Wonderful World of Vintage Valentines (Seventh Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on January 23, 2020

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Now that we’re past Martin Luther King Day, we come to Valentine’s Day. Of course, this involves many people to exchange valentines. Kids give theirs to classmates. Adults give them to their sweethearts. Of course, you’ll find plenty of motifs on them like sentiments of heartfelt love, hearts, Cupid, and other images. Yet, there are some old valentines out there that defy explanation. Some that have cutesy images but suggestive puns. And those that surely wouldn’t fly nowadays. Anyway, for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of terrible vintage Valentines.

“To My Valentine: I believe in freedom of the press.”

Let’s hope he asked for consent first. Still, the guy seems rather excited to embrace his girlfriend. Guess he can’t wait to get it on.

2. “I ‘mascara’ lot for you…”

Meaning she likes you so much that she’ll apply tons of makeup to look like Tammy Faye Bakker. Or something like that.

3. This seems like a real sausage fest.

Yeah, I know there’s a suggestive pun behind this. Yet, the girl seems to like what she sees.

4. This couple gives a whole new meaning to “tossed salad.”

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“Tossed salad” is a slang term relating to sex. Also, the carrot is the guy, obviously.

5. Any girl would like a cat who could play piano.

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But apparently, she’s hiding in the spinet. Kind of screwed up if you ask me.

6. Speaking of cats, this one’s throwing herself toward this boy.

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Yes, I know this is screwed up. But given the cat’s a giant who can tear the boy to pieces, I’m not sure how he’ll be able to say no.

7. Want to get your man? Lure him with treats.

Not sure if the boy’s looking at her or the food. Also, she’s wearing a rather short skirt. Wonder why.

8. This firefighter cat’s burning for you.

Apparently, he’s also got a rather suggestive stare going on like he’s hungry for something. And it’s not food. While he’s holding the hose over his shoulder.

9. “The future would appear so fine, if you would be my Valentine!”

Is the boy using a telescope to look at the stars or stalking his sweetheart? If the latter, what the hell’s the girl doing beside him? I’d really like to know that.

10. “I need something permanent – It might as well be you!”

Okay, the message isn’t too bad. But considering we live in the 21st century, this hasn’t aged well. Sure she’s getting her hair done. But such contraption has been used for sinister purposes in a lot of science fiction more times than I can count.

11. “Who wouldn’t BLOW a guy like you, my valentine.”

The word “blow” has several meanings. But in this context, it could either mean “kiss,” or a “blow job.” Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s the latter.

12. This wolf is only hungry for love.

Yes, he’s certainly well-dressed. But despite that male wolves mate for life and make great dads in the wild, being seen as a “wolf” in human society, isn’t really a compliment.

13. “I get a BANG out of you, valentine. Please be mine.”

Yes, the message is suggestive. But the bear lighting a firecracker isn’t really a smart idea either.

14. Don’t bat about love to this witch.

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Cause if you do, she will put a curse on you that you might not be able to shake off. Also, she could turn you into a toad or simply kill you. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

15. This hotdog is frankly crazy about his valentine.

And yes, I’m sure it’s a guy. Because, hotdogs are also known as “wieners.” Nothing to suggest here. Not.

16. Man, Cupid can be very nasty with people’s hearts.

Since he’s got a heart cooking over a camp fire. Hope he doesn’t intend to eat it later. Oh, wait, he’s munching on it right now.

17. “You’re a good egg! Hope you’ll be my valentine!”

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Yes, these are egg people with limbs. And yes, it’s kind of disturbing if you ask me. Hope they don’t end up scrambled.

18. This apple loves her valentine to the core.

Of course, being a core means he was once an apple who’s been considerably eaten. But she loves him anyway.

19. If this wolf won’t be your valentine, he’ll blow your house down.

Of course, being a core means he was once an apple who’s been considerably eaten. But she loves him anyway.

20. Train engineer has eyes for a certain passenger.

Note how the girl’s showing her legs while sitting on her suitcase. Still, guy needs to keep his eyes on the track at all times.

21. A foxy guy knows what kind of catch you’d be.

He seems to be looking through the weeds. Nothing creepy about that. Oh, wait, that’s basically stalking.

22. The Big Bad Wolf wants to be Little Red Riding Hood’s valentine.

So basically the wolf breaking in her grandma’s house, eating her and wearing her clothes was a bad way to handle rejection. Seriously, this valentine is so messed up.

23. “I’m fit to be tied so….be my Valentine!”

For one, cowboys and Indians weren’t a thing. Also, this valentine seems to make light of Indian atrocities, which is pretty disturbing.

24. “You’re a good skate, Valentine.”

Though I’m sure any love between these 2 might be strongly one-sided. Given the guy wants to get the hell out. While the girl is like “what gives?”

25. A black girl reads the cards.

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Okay, she’s depicted in a rather offensive racist stereotype. Yeah, not exactly one you’d send to a black person.

26. “You’re just my speed, BIG BOY, an’ I’m sure gonna hold on tight!”

Girl’s giving a guy a rather suggestive look on that tricycle. Thus, giving the message a rather dirty double meaning.

27. “You’re the model for me. Be my Valentine.”

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This one seems to defy all sense of logic. The frames are hollow. While the painter has a paintbrush like he’s about to paint. How’s that possible?

28. “I aim to tame you, Valentine!”

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Granted, he’s a lion tamer. Yet, he’s got a whip with him. Either he’s using that to subdue his love or he’s into BDSM. Please let it be the latter.

29. “I’d like to haunt you, Valentine.”

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Though this seems less like you’d see in Ghost, and more like you’d see in Harry Potter when Moaning Myrtle shows up. But without the bathroom fixtures in the background.

30. This bear isn’t a bad skate, is he?

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Yet, note that the ice isn’t very sturdy since there’s a hole somewhere. Only a matter of time till the bear falls in.

31. “Warm the ‘COCKLES’ of my heart by being my valentine.”

The worm seems to have a human face as a rooster towers over it. Not happy where this is heading.

32. “Let’s strike up a match, Valentine!”

Keep in mind, they’ll probably burn to a crisp. Not to mention, all the other matches in the packet.

33. “To my Valentine, say Yes.”

Cupid’s whispering in the woman’s ear. While the guy’s looking at the woman’s back and thinking, “Dat ass.” Though I’m sure she’s got her bustle on.

34. “My heart is like a time bomb…”

Basically ready to burst at any minute. Man, you need to see a doctor. Or the bomb squad.

35. “I’m MUD about you, Valentine!”

This one just has a flower over a smiling puddle of mud. Not sure how they conduct their relationship.

36. You’d have to have good luck with one’s valentine.

Yet, getting hit on the head by a giant horseshoe, not so much. Seriously, you might want to see a doctor about that.

37. She’s so cute even the flies love her.

To be fair, she’s holding toast spread with jelly. Still, you don’t want to attract flies in any capacity.

38. No one likes me. Well, I’ll just eat worms.

How the hell is this a valentine? Also, who the hell eats worms? That’s disgusting.

39. One’s valentine is the light of their life.

Here the cat has a pack of matches and a cigarette. Great way to be a good example to the kids. Not.

40. You’d think Bon Jovi received this valentine.

This one has an arrow through a pillow. And yet, it looks as if it’s bleeding. What the hell?

41. “Picking on you to be my valentine.”

That doesn’t seem to be a good message. Also, the monkey imagery doesn’t seem to help much. Since they fling feces at each other.

42. “I’ll slave for you, Valentine.”

Sad how they make a guy willing to do all the chores as a pathetic loser. But to me, it’s an offer worth considering.

43. Lixie loves her candy sticks.

Though I wonder if she likes something else. Given her suggestive grin at those sticks.

44. He’d like his valentine as a steady diet.

I understand he wants her as his valentine. But the message can also be suggestive of cannibalism in another point of view.

45. He wants to cement his love.

Yet, he comes with a mixer. Kind of driving the point too close to home. Seriously, we associate cement with Jimmy Hoffa and the mafia for God’s sake.

46. Don’t mind the jerk at the soda counter.

The soda jerk guy kind of reminds me of a creepy doll in some horror movie. The girl seems like she’s not wanting his attention either.

47. We go together like leeks and fish.

Kind of a rather odd pairing. But as long as they have a good relationship, who’s stopping them.

48. “To my Pin-Up Valentine.”

This alien seems like he’s got some ill intent on his mind. Doesn’t help he’s got gold ears that resemble car horns.

49. Condiment vegetables always belong together.

Take pickles and cucumbers. Though the pickle is the guy for obvious reasons we best not get into.

50. This cat always prefer girls with cute curls.

Yeah, I know it seems rather strange. Nonetheless, the girl’s wearing a skimpy outfit and the cat seems to like what he sees. Or is it a dog?

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