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Erin Go Bragh with These Lucky Treats on Saint Patrick’s Day (Third Edition)

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After we’re done with pink hearts, love, and chocolates, it’s time for rainbows, green stuff, and all things Irish for Saint Patrick’s Day. Though seen primarily as a religious holiday in Ireland since March 17 honors the nation’s patron’s saint, many see it as a day to either express their Irish heritage and attend local parades or attend an Irish pub crawl. Or both if they’re over 21 years old. Then there’s the fact Americans like to commercialize everything and Saint Paddy’s Day is no exception. So if you’re from Ireland in the States at the moment, expect to see leprechauns and offensive Irish stereotypes along with cultural appropriation. And if you’re at Notre Dame, then may God have mercy on your soul since they have a leprechaun mascot. Seriously, despite the leprechaun mythology originating in Ireland (and rarely appearing in it), modern depictions are largely based on derogatory 19th century caricatures and Irish stereotypes. Let’s just say the 19th century was a very terrible time to be Irish. And most people living outside Ireland in the 21st century have absolutely no idea why the Irish find leprechauns imagery so freaking offensive. But Americans usually accept this because many of these leprechaun stuff nowadays have been perpetuated by Irish Americans. For instance, it was probably an Irish priest who decided that Notre Dame should be the Fightin’ Irish and have bruising leprechaun as their mascot. At any rate, it’s celebrated all over the world including places you wouldn’t expect like Russia or Japan since you won’t find many Irish people there. However, in Latin America, there was a historical figure named Bernardo O’Higgins. And it’s celebrated in more countries than in any other national festival. So for your reading pleasure, I give you yet another assortment of some lucky treats for Saint Paddy’s Day.

  1. This veggie rainbow will lead you to a pot of goldfish crackers.
Sure it may be a bento lunch. But at least it's rather healthy despite only including 4 colors.

Sure it may be a bento lunch. But at least it’s rather healthy despite only including 4 colors.

2. Speaking of rainbows, these square cookies make a lucky dessert.

And you can tie them together with string. Won't lead you to a pot of gold though.

And you can tie them together with string. Won’t lead you to a pot of gold though.

3. Your St. Paddy’s Day lunch should always go with a shamrock pizza.

This one is for young children. But the leprechaun cookie seems rather cute.

This one is for young children. But the leprechaun cookie seems rather cute.

4. These shamrock cookies express the colors of the Irish flag.

So if you're proud and Irish, these would be perfect for your St. Patrick's Day dessert platter. Though you wouldn't find a 4-leaf clover among them.

So if you’re proud and Irish, these would be perfect for your St. Patrick’s Day dessert platter. Though you wouldn’t find a 4-leaf clover among them.

5. Celebrate the luck of the Irish with these St. Patrick’s Day cookies.

Includes pot of gold, leprechaun hat, shamrocks, and a pint of beer. Not sure what the Irish would think of this.

Includes pot of gold, leprechaun hat, shamrocks, and a pint of beer. Not sure what the Irish would think of this.

6. A rainbow waffle pot of gold is part of a complete St. Patrick’s Day breakfast.

Includes scrambled eggs, fruit rainbow, and banana slices. At any rate, your kids would love it.

Includes scrambled eggs, fruit rainbow, and banana slices. At any rate, your kids would love it.

7. Top your St. Paddy’s party with a shamrock bread bowl of spinach dip.

I had this one since last year. But I couldn't fit it on the installment. So here on the third edition it goes.

I had this one since last year. But I couldn’t fit it on the installment. So here on the third edition it goes.

8. Lucky Charms marshmallows are great for rainbows.

However, I think this cookie must be quite large. You can't fit that many marshmallows on one you can hold in your hand.

However, I think this cookie must be quite large. You can’t fit that many marshmallows on one you can hold in your hand.

9. The leprechaun won’t see it coming with this trap cake.

Last year, I did a post on leprechaun traps. So I might as well include this cake in the mix this year.

Last year, I did a post on leprechaun traps. So I might as well include this cake in the mix this year.

10. Chocolate cream shamrocks always make a tasty treat.

Though they might seem like they're made from molds. And perhaps give you green teeth for awhile.

Though they might seem like they’re made from molds. And perhaps give you green teeth for awhile.

11. Green up your Saint Patrick’s Day with some green chocolate chip cookies.

Yes, I know these look disgusting. But I hear they're mint flavored. Don't ask.

Yes, I know these look disgusting. But I hear they’re mint flavored. Don’t ask.

12. How about a rainbow cake that shows within its layers?

Okay, it doesn't have much rainbow inside. But the icing layers make it clear.

Okay, it doesn’t have much rainbow inside. But the icing layers make it clear.

13. Shamrock brownie bites make a great St. Paddy’s dessert.

Well, the shamrock is chocolate. But at least these are topped with green icing.

Well, the shamrock is chocolate. But at least these are topped with green icing.

14. How about a shamrock in your bun?

Well, there you go. Not 4 leaves. But it'll do just fine in the meantime.

Well, there you go. Not 4 leaves. But it’ll do just fine in the meantime.

15. These rainbow cookies are delightfully frosted.

Each one has a layer of icing with a cloud and 5 rainbow colors. Wish they include purple but there wasn't much room.

Each one has a layer of icing with a cloud and 5 rainbow colors. Wish they include purple but there wasn’t much room.

16. Treat your guests this St. Patrick’s day with this shamrock veggie tray.

Includes cucumber slices, baby carrots, and cauliflower inside a shamrock made from peppers. Also uses green beans for a stem.

Includes cucumber slices, baby carrots, and cauliflower inside a shamrock made from peppers. Also uses green beans for a stem.

17. Speaking of veggie trays, this one has a shamrock of every shade of green.

Comprises of broccoli, celery, and cucumber slices. Surrounded by tomato slices and cherry tomatoes.

Comprises of broccoli, celery, and cucumber slices. Surrounded by tomato slices and cherry tomatoes.

18. If you want to go simple, try this St. Patrick’s Day try for a start.

Includes a shamrock in the center for dip. Snacks include carrots, crackers, and cucumber slices.

Includes a shamrock in the center for dip. Snacks include carrots, crackers, and cucumber slices.

19. Get lucky this St. Paddy’s Day with these rainbow jello slices.

Warning: These may contain alcohol and might not be consumed by anyone under 21. Consult your host first.

Warning: These may contain alcohol and might not be consumed by anyone under 21. Consult your host first.

20. Nothing makes St. Patrick’s Day worthwhile than hamburgers with a green bun and cheese.

Okay, that's utterly disgusting for God's sake. Even on St. Patrick's Day, I totally wouldn't eat that.

Okay, that’s utterly disgusting for God’s sake. Even on St. Patrick’s Day, I totally wouldn’t eat that.

21. These mini cupcakes will bring the luck of the Irish to any little leprechaun.

Each of them is decorated in its own way. And they're all chocolate, too.

Each of them is decorated in its own way. And they’re all chocolate, too.

22. A rainbow snack tray will surely be more worthwhile than a pot of gold.

After all, you probably won't find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. And if you do in Harry Potter, it won't be worth it.

After all, you probably won’t find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. And if you do in Harry Potter, it won’t be worth it.

23. Chocolate shamrock cupcakes should come with a green cream filling.

Let me guess, the filling tastes like mint. Not sure how deep it is. But sure don't want to make a mess.

Let me guess, the filling tastes like mint. Not sure how deep it is. But sure don’t want to make a mess.

24. Show your Irish pride this St. Patrick’s Day with this veggie tray.

This one is of the flag of Ireland including green beans, cauliflower, and carrots. Has the white dip in the middle.

This one is of the flag of Ireland including green beans, cauliflower, and carrots. Has the white dip in the middle.

25. Make your St. Patrick’s breakfast top of the morning with some shamrock pancakes.

Yes, I know green food is disgusting. But at least you'll be lucky to have a pancake 4-leaf clover.

Yes, I know green food is disgusting. But at least you’ll be lucky to have a pancake 4-leaf clover.

26. Grace your St. Paddy’s Day snack platter with this leprechaun cheese ball.

I don't know about you. But this leprechaun looks kind of mean to me. Though nice how they used carrot shavings for a beard and a green pepper hat.

I don’t know about you. But this leprechaun looks kind of mean to me. Though nice how they used carrot shavings for a beard and a green pepper hat.

27. Any little leprechaun would be pleased with this shamrock bento lunch.

Includes green veggies and fruit of all kinds. Like the shamrock crackers and cheese though they may not be green.

Includes green veggies and fruit of all kinds. Like the shamrock crackers and cheese though they may not be green.

28. Some shamrock pasta makes a wonderfully lucky meal on March 17.

Might also want to use pesto and cheese as well. By the way, the shamrock noodles might be from a store.

Might also want to use pesto and cheese as well. By the way, the shamrock noodles might be from a store.

29. No platter of St. Patrick’s Day cookies could ever outshine these.

Includes shamrocks, rainbows, and leprechaun hats. Sure they may be professionally made. But they're so well done I had to include them.

Includes shamrocks, rainbows, and leprechaun hats. Sure they may be professionally made. But they’re so well done I had to include them.

30. Nothing makes a better appetizer for Saint Patrick’s Day like shamrock sandwiches.

Each one comes in a different bread. Though the dark one might fall in the German pumpernickel area.

Each one comes in a different bread. Though the dark one might fall in the German pumpernickel area.

31. There should always be shamrocks on a steak and Guinness pie.

As you know, Guinness is an Irish beer. And as you see, the shamrocks are on the fragmented crust.

As you know, Guinness is an Irish beer. And as you see, the shamrocks are on the fragmented crust.

32. Rainbow donuts will always bring good luck.

But for your blood vessels, not so much. By the way, each of these is decorated with fruity pebbles.

But for your blood vessels, not so much. By the way, each of these is decorated with fruity pebbles.

33. Wake up this Saint Patrick’s Day morning to some shamrock breakfast casserole.

Probably contains eggs and is dyed green. But someone will enjoy it.

Probably contains eggs and is dyed green. But someone will enjoy it.

34. These jello shamrocks will bring you all the luck you need.

Each one has multiple layers of green as you see. But the 4 leaf clover ones are better or so I heard.

Each one has multiple layers of green as you see. But the 4 leaf clover ones are better or so I heard.

35. For Saint Patrick’s Day, you’d swear this bread came over the rainbow.

Well, I included rainbow bread before. But not in this neat and tighty fashion like this.

Well, I included rainbow bread before. But not in this neat and tidy fashion like this.

36. These shamrock pretzels are an ideal St. Patrick’s Day snack.

They also don't look very hard to make either. Just some chocolate, pretzels, and green M&Ms.

They also don’t look very hard to make either. Just some chocolate, pretzels, and green M&Ms.

37. A Saint Patrick’s Day lunch like this has 2 shamrock sandwiches.

Also, includes fruit to make a rainbow along with a mix. Still, this is adorable.

Also, includes fruit to make a rainbow along with a mix. Still, this is adorable.

38. If you want to make thinks easier, make your shamrock cookies from a roll.

Just don't make them the same roll if you want different color configurations. The sprinkles can come in later.

Just don’t make them the same roll if you want different color configurations. The sprinkles can come in later.

39. Top your St. Patrick’s Day dessert platter with some green velvet cake.

Wonder what green velvet cake tastes like. Then again, it might be better not to know.

Wonder what green velvet cake tastes like. Then again, it might be better not to know.

40. A Saint Patrick’s Day lunch should have plenty of green.

Well, they certainly have the fruits and veggies covered. Like the shamrock sandwich.

Well, they certainly have the fruits and veggies covered. Like the shamrock sandwich.

41. For those who have refined tastes, a mint shamrock cheesecake will suit your fancy.

Might contain some chocolate drizzle like this which some might not like. Otherwise, feel free to try.

Might contain some chocolate drizzle like this which some might not like. Otherwise, feel free to try.

42. Irish brownie bombs are a chocolate lover’s delight.

Well, they may not have much green. But they do have shamrocks. so they count.

Well, they may not have much green. But they do have shamrocks. so they count.

43. I’m sure you’ll find these St. Paddy’s Day cookies a colorful sight.

Well, at least they seem like anyone could make them. Though the fancy leprechaun gives it away that they're from a bakery.

Well, at least they seem like anyone could make them. Though the fancy leprechaun gives it away that they’re from a bakery.

44. Green pasta should always be a staple for St. Patrick’s Day.

Well, this is in food coloring since it might be geared toward kids. So it's kind of disgusting.

Well, this is in food coloring since it might be geared toward kids. So it’s kind of disgusting.

45. Green pancakes should always have whipped cream and Lucky Charms.

Okay, that is definitely not good for you. But is certainly in the spirit of the holiday.

Okay, that is definitely not good for you. But is certainly in the spirit of the holiday.

46. This leprechaun hat cake comes with a rainbow inside.

Though you won't find any gold in there. Not sure how you get the rainbow inside either.

Though you won’t find any gold in there. Not sure how you get the rainbow inside either.

47. For Saint Patrick’s Day, you might want to get the green gobs out for once.

Well, green velvet gobs anyway. Yes, they're also called whoopie pies but I think the name is ridiculous.

Well, green velvet gobs anyway. Yes, they’re also called whoopie pies but I think the name is ridiculous.

48. These Saint Patrick’s Day cookies will show your love for the Irish.

Well, at least these are in lovely hearts and in green. So they'll certainly delight.

Well, at least these are in lovely hearts and in green. So they’ll certainly delight.

49. A Saint Patrick’s Day cake should always be decorated with Lucky Charms.

Seems like you can use the cereal marshmallows a lot. Though not sure about what I think of this cake.

Seems like you can use the cereal marshmallows a lot. Though not sure about what I think of this cake.

50. Wake up this St. Patrick’s Day morning to some rainbow French toast.

I think this might be from Martha Stewart. At any rate, at least it's healthier than the sugary fairy bread from 2 years ago.

I think this might be from Martha Stewart. At any rate, at least it’s healthier than the sugary fairy bread from 2 years ago.

51. This pot of gold cake looks almost as if it was real.

Though the gold chocolate coins have an image of John F. Kennedy. Then again, he was Irish, but still.

Though the gold chocolate coins have an image of John F. Kennedy. Then again, he was Irish, but still.

52. Celebrate your St. Patrick’s Day morning with some rainbow waffles.

Well, they come in an array of colors. But not sure if you'd want to pick one of each. Better pick a color and stick with it.

Well, they come in an array of colors. But not sure if you’d want to pick one of each. Better pick a color and stick with it.

53. Peanut butter sandwich leprechaun cookies have their own unique charm.

They're also not that hard to decorate either and are great with kids. Except if they live in Ireland then they might be offended.

They’re also not that hard to decorate either and are great with kids. Except if they live in Ireland then they might be offended.

54. This Saint Patrick’s Day, you might want to make your own Lucky Charms marshmallows.

Well, it's somehow possible since there's something about it on Pinterest. But I'm not sure how it goes exactly.

Well, it’s somehow possible since there’s something about it on Pinterest. But I’m not sure how it goes exactly.

55. A Saint Paddy’s Day cake like this has layers of green.

As you can see from the inside. Still, kind of looks a wee bit disgusting for some reason.

As you can see from the inside. Still, kind of looks a wee bit disgusting for some reason.

56. Cheesecake shamrocks always bring extra luck.

Doesn't hurt if they're in whorls of green either. Though I'm not a fan of green food by one bit.

Doesn’t hurt if they’re in whorls of green either. Though I’m not a fan of green food by one bit.

57. These clover cookies can always satisfy on Saint Patrick’s Day.

Some of them even have 4 leaves as you can see. Though not sure if it'll bring you luck though.

Some of them even have 4 leaves as you can see. Though not sure if it’ll bring you luck though.

58. Beef and Guinness pot pie makes an authentic Irish dinner.

Okay, I might be getting into stereotypes here. But at least this one has a shamrock.

Okay, I might be getting into stereotypes here. But at least this one has a shamrock.

59. You can eat these St. Patrick’s Day cake balls straight from your hand.

Some are green and some have shamrocks on them. Either way, I hope there's chocolate inside.

Some are green and some have shamrocks on them. Either way, I hope there’s chocolate inside.

60. A fruit rainbow cake can always lead to a pot of gold.

Well, at least it's healthier than some of the treats on the list. And that rainbow is quite original.

Well, at least it’s healthier than some of the treats on the list. And that rainbow is quite original.

61. For a Saint Patrick’s Day breakfast, these pancake rainbows on a stick are one of a kind.

Well, at least they're better than a full stack. And I'm sure kids will love them.

Well, at least they’re better than a full stack. And I’m sure kids will love them.

62. With these cupcakes, you’ll find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

Whether it means using Rolos and sour fruit roll ups. Still, these are quite creative if you ask me.

Whether it means using Rolos and sour fruit roll ups. Still, these are quite creative if you ask me.

63. These lucky jello treats are in every shade of green.

Let's hope these don't have alcohol in them. Though it might not seem like it. But consult the host just to be safe.

Let’s hope these don’t have alcohol in them. Though it might not seem like it. But consult the host just to be safe.

64. Cool down this Saint Patrick’s Day with some rainbow popsicles.

Well, they may not be suited for March. Well, unless you live in places where it's sweltering hot like Mexico.

Well, they may not be suited for March. Well, unless you live in places where it’s sweltering hot like Mexico.

65. Shamrock cookies like these have leaves of 3.

However, though they may seem pretty, they don't resemble clover leaves. More like poison ivy leaves. Uh-oh.

However, though they may seem pretty, they don’t resemble clover leaves. More like poison ivy leaves. Uh-oh.

66. Seems like you can really make a leprechaun with some assembly required.

All it takes is a leprechaun hat, a 4 leaf shamrock for the body, and a horsehoe for the legs. And try to keep them together as you can.

All it takes is a leprechaun hat, a 4 leaf shamrock for the body, and a horsehoe for the legs. And try to keep them together as you can.

67. Shamrock cookies can come in a multitude of colors and patterns.

As you can see, these shamrocks are certainly professionally made. But they're all in patterns consisting of green, yellow, and white.

As you can see, these shamrocks are certainly professionally made. But they’re all in patterns consisting of green, yellow, and white.

68. A Saint Patrick’s Day cake should always be covered in gold and shamrocks.

Okay, this is from a bakery and might be used for a wedding. But what a wonderful cake it surely is.

Okay, this is from a bakery and might be used for a wedding. But what a wonderful cake it surely is.

69. For extra luck, this shamrock cake is green to its veins.

After all, shamrocks are plants which have veins where they photosynthesize energy. Okay, that's getting a bit too scientific.

After all, shamrocks are plants which have veins where they photosynthesize energy. Okay, that’s getting a bit too scientific.

70. This leprechaun village cake wishes the best of luck.

And it's decorated with Lucky Charms which isn't surprising. Brought to you by Betty Crocker.

And it’s decorated with Lucky Charms which isn’t surprising. Brought to you by Betty Crocker.

71. These pot of gold cupcakes each contain a golden coin.

Even has rainbow icing on top. Love how they're chocolate, too.

Even has rainbow icing on top. Love how they’re chocolate, too.

72. These rainbow cookies have a hole in the center.

You might think they're donuts. But they're not and are certainly covered in icing.

You might think they’re donuts. But they’re not and are certainly covered in icing.

73. Now this must be a St. Patrick’s Day cake from the world of Dr. Seuss.

Well, it's in a rather distinctive style that evokes whimsy. Like the patterns of each tier.

Well, it’s in a rather distinctive style that evokes whimsy. Like the patterns of each tier.

74. Seems like the leprechaun dived head first in his pot of gold.

Well, at least someone's having a good time. Though it might depict negative Irish stereotypes.

Well, at least someone’s having a good time. Though it might depict negative Irish stereotypes.

75. These leprechaun hats are simple and healthy Saint Patrick’s Day snack.

Well, they're made from cucumbers and cheese. But they won't take much effort.

Well, they’re made from cucumbers and cheese. But they won’t take much effort.

76. It takes 2 metal pans for this rainbow appetizer tray.

Fruits and veggies make up the rainbow. Dip and cauliflower make up the clouds. Crackers consist of the gold in the plastic pot.

Fruits and veggies make up the rainbow. Dip and cauliflower make up the clouds. Crackers consist of the gold in the plastic pot.

77. A Saint Patrick’s Day lunch should leave a colorful impression.

Includes a pot of gold with Cracker Jacks, a shamrock sandwich, and some celery. The fruit makes up the rainbow.

Includes a pot of gold with Cracker Jacks, a shamrock sandwich, and some celery. The fruit makes up the rainbow.

78. Show your little leprechaun the love this St. Patrick’s Day with this bento lunch.

Now this is quite adorable. Love what it says in cheese on the pepper rainbow salad.

Now this is quite adorable. Love what it says in cheese on the pepper rainbow salad.

79. A shamrock sandwich brings you the best of luck.

Well, each of these have green tops which look kind of disgusting. But I'm sure they're safe to eat.

Well, each of these have green tops which look kind of disgusting. But I’m sure they’re safe to eat.

80. No kid could resist these leprechaun hats.

Yes, I had on leprechaun hats before. But these are in green with a gum drop at the front.

Yes, I had on leprechaun hats before. But these are in green with a gum drop at the front.

Fall in Love with These Valentine’s Day Craft Projects (Second Edition)

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Pardon me for the interruption of the last essay, but that couldn’t really be helped. Anyway, moving on, we go to Valentine’s Day craft projects. And I’m sure plenty of us had made at least one in an elementary school art class. Though it would mostly be made from construction paper. However, while there are plenty of people like me who aren’t very much into the holiday with the possible exception of cashing in on it, there are plenty who are. Because you’re bound to find plenty of Valentine’s Day crafts on Pinterest. Though naturally a lot of these are suited for children. Last year, I did a post on V-Day crafts which was quite a hit. So I plan on doing one for this year. And like last year, these crafts aren’t really for kids. Then again, so are most of the stuff on my craft posts in general. Nevertheless, for your reading pleasure, I give you another installment of Valentine’s Day craft projects you’re sure to love.

  1. How about some pink hearts in a pot?
Well, they are propped like flowers with varying different patterns. Nice to put outside one's door.

Well, they are propped like flowers with varying different patterns. Nice to put outside one’s door.

2. If you have any troubles, Madam Ruth will fix you some Love Potion No. 9.

Might cause you to kiss everything in sight. And in the Harry Potter universe, it's a legal date rape drug.

Might cause you to kiss everything in sight. And in the Harry Potter universe, it’s a legal date rape drug.

3. A Valentine heart should always have flowers of pink, white, and red.

Well, not sure which flowers they are. But they sure look nice hanging over the window.

Well, not sure which flowers they are. But they sure look nice hanging over the window.

4. If you’re into the winter magic, this heart wreath is just for you.

This one consists of a snowy branch heart with two red cardinals. and a heart in the center. A perfect Valentine's Day decoration for male same-sex couples. Well, assuming the birds are cardinals.

This one consists of a snowy branch heart with two red cardinals. and a heart in the center. A perfect Valentine’s Day decoration for male same-sex couples. Well, assuming the birds are cardinals.

5. A white wine bottle should always come with some hearts.

Each heart is pink and red while held to a string. All in all this is quite lovely.

Each heart is pink and red while held to a string. All in all this is quite lovely.

6. A Valentine’s Day wreath should have stuffed felt hearts all around.

The red ones have a pink stitch in the middle. The white ones have a ribbon and button.

The red ones have a pink stitch in the middle. The white ones have a ribbon and button.

7. Got an unused picture frame? Hope you can hang a few shiny hearts.

Don't forget to put a pink ribbon on top. And paint the frame red while you're at it.

Don’t forget to put a pink bow on top. And paint the frame red while you’re at it.

8. A Valentine pillow should always have a secret pocket at the heart.

Because it should always have a love note in place. Still, both pillow and love note are made from the same materials.

Because it should always have a love note in place. Still, both pillow and love note are made from the same materials.

9. For Valentine’s Day, you can’t go wrong with a hugs and kisses ladder.

Okay, this is pretty ingenious that even I couldn't think of that. Love the hearts.

Okay, this is pretty ingenious that even I couldn’t think of that. Love the hearts.

10. Send a crocheted valentine to somebody close to your heart.

Though that special someone might not get the message. But I do like the heart button stamp.

Though that special someone might not get the message. But I do like the heart button stamp.

11. Nothing can drive these lovebirds apart this Valentine’s Day.

This might be a wedding cake topper. But it also can work as V-Day decorations. Still, the birds are so cute.

This might be a wedding cake topper. But it also can work as V-Day decorations. Still, the birds are so cute.

12. A V-Day tulle wreath should have some hearts for good measure.

Well, it's not totally pink. But the colors seem to run together. Like the hearts.

Well, it’s not totally pink. But the colors seem to run together. Like the hearts.

13. There’s nothing sweeter than a box of chocolates at your front door.

Though know these chocolates aren't exactly real. But you'd never know what you'd get from them.

Though know these chocolates aren’t exactly real. But you’d never know what you’d get from them.

14. A heart wreath should come with some red berries.

Well, the berries are fake and sure aren't holly. But they'll do. Love the hearts on the bow, too.

Well, the berries are fake and sure aren’t holly. But they’ll do. Love the hearts on the bow, too.

15. These Valentine’s Day pillows always give so much to love.

Each one has sayings on them with the letters in different colors and patterns. Comes in a set of 3.

Each one has sayings on them with the letters in different colors and patterns. Comes in a set of 3.

16. This crocheted pink rose makes an ideal V-Day corsage.

Then again, I'm not sure if it was made to be a corsage. But it's certainly a rose.

Then again, I’m not sure if it was made to be a corsage. But it’s certainly a rose.

17. For a more naturalistic V-Day, this heart wreath comes with all the flowers.

Seems like this one has all the floral trimmings you can ask for on your front door. Wouldn't mind having this.

Seems like this one has all the floral trimmings you can ask for on your front door. Wouldn’t mind having this.

18. An ivy heart wreath can always come with some red hearts.

Actually it seems to have red hearts and ribbons all over it. Might be used for spring if it weren't for the V-Day trimmings.

Actually it seems to have red hearts and ribbons all over it. Might be used for spring if it weren’t for the V-Day trimmings.

19. Nobody could resist a heart made from red buttons.

Doesn't hurt if there's a heart necklace at the center along with a gingham bow. Love this.

Doesn’t hurt if there’s a heart necklace at the center along with a gingham bow. Love this.

20. Don’t like wreaths? Well, this heart hanging will lift your V-Day spirits.

Sure it kind of resembles a Christmas decoration. But we should take note of the heart ribbon and chocolate box.

Sure it kind of resembles a Christmas decoration. But we should take note of the heart ribbon and chocolate box.

21. Count down the days to Valentine’s Day with this pillow of hearts.

Well, it consists of 14 hearts with ribbons on them. Great for any Valentine's Day.

Well, it consists of 14 hearts with ribbons on them. Great for any Valentine’s Day.

22. This Valentine yarn wreath contains 4 hearts in the center.

Well, it's a lovely wreath of white and pink. But most of the hearts are red.

Well, it’s a lovely wreath of white and pink. But most of the hearts are red.

23. A white feather heart always inspires warm and fuzzy emotions.

Sure it may not seem like much. But I think it's lovely in its own way. Besides, white's a V-Day color though more used as an accent.

Sure it may not seem like much. But I think it’s lovely in its own way. Besides, white’s a V-Day color though more used as an accent.

24. These wooden hearts contain plants and a key.

The plants in the jars may not be real. But you have to love how they come with keys to signify a lovely gesture.

The plants in the jars may not be real. But you have to love how they come with keys to signify a lovely gesture.

25. A love pillow will always give you watch you need.

Doesn't hurt that it has some hearts stitched on it, too. Though not sure about having the letters in cursive.

Doesn’t hurt that it has some hearts stitched on it, too. Though not sure about having the letters in cursive.

26. Each heart on this wreath says something special.

Well, they're usually sayings you'd find on valentines. And they're sure to make you feel all sentimental.

Well, they’re usually sayings you’d find on valentines. And they’re sure to make you feel all sentimental.

27. A bauble heart wreath can always have its love shining through.

Doesn't hurt if the baubles are red and pink and are trimmed with tinsel. All in all lovely.

Doesn’t hurt if the baubles are red and pink and are trimmed with tinsel. All in all lovely.

28. This garden urn is all full of hearts this Valentine’s Day.

Well, the hearts are in all different colors. But I like the bow best of all.

Well, the hearts are in all different colors. But I like the bow best of all.

29. Fancy hearts, flowers, and ribbons should always be on a wreath.

Now this one seems like you'd put it on someone's gravestone. Though it surely looks lovely on any front door.

Now this one seems like you’d put it on someone’s gravestone. Though it surely looks lovely on any front door.

30. You can always send a valentine in a crocheted envelope.

And you can use them over and over again. Come in 3 colors with a heart seal.

And you can use them over and over again. Come in 3 colors with a heart seal.

31. These flowers have come attached with a kiss.

Though the flowers are fake and used as a front door bouquet decoration. Still, if you don't want a wreath, this will certainly do.

Though the flowers are fake and used as a front door bouquet decoration. Still, if you don’t want a wreath, this will certainly do.

32. Show the love on Valentine’s Day with these heart towels.

Though these seem more made for the kitchen than the bathroom. Nevertheless, they're white with pink decorations and red fringe.

Though these seem more made for the kitchen than the bathroom. Nevertheless, they’re white with pink decorations and red fringe.

33. Cupid’s 3 arrows of one can always be joined as one with a pink bow.

Now these look quite easy to make. Just have feathers, twigs, ribbon, and red hearts.

Now these look quite easy to make. Just have feathers, twigs, ribbon, and red hearts.

34. Love lives here with these wings and arrows.

I bet this hanging is supposed to represent Cupid or Eros. Though often depicted as an angel baby, he's not.

I bet this hanging is supposed to represent Cupid or Eros. Though often depicted as an angel baby, he’s not.

35. With all these bottles together, they all spell love.

I'm always amazed by what people can do with old wine bottles around. Though I sometimes wonder why'd they have so many in the first place.

I’m always amazed by what people can do with old wine bottles around. Though I sometimes wonder why’d they have so many in the first place.

36. A wire heart only requires few flowers.

And if it weren't for the flowers, you might barely see it. Still, I think it's beautiful.

And if it weren’t for the flowers, you might barely see it. Still, I think it’s beautiful.

37. Crocheted chocolates always make a great gift to your sweetheart on Valentine’s Day.

Well, this is in a square box. Yet, though you can't eat any of them, they're sure adorable to behold.

Well, this is in a square box. Yet, though you can’t eat any of them, they’re sure adorable to behold.

38. Show your sweetheart you care this Valentine’s Day with this heart bouquet.

Yes, it may profess love. But make sure they feel the same way about you before you give it to them.

Yes, it may profess love. But make sure they feel the same way about you before you give it to them.

39. A wreath of red flowers can always send a lovely message.

Well, it certainly shows it loud and clear in a heart. Love the red flowers.

Well, it certainly shows it loud and clear in a heart. Love the red flowers.

40. This red burlap heart wreath comes with its own striped bow.

Well, that's quite a rustic looking wreath though made from burlap. Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Well, that’s quite a rustic looking wreath though made from burlap. Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

41. Curl up with your sweetheart this Valentine’s Day with this crocheted heart pillow.

Comes with lace edging and a pink bow. Sure it might seem a bit girly but it's lovely.

Comes with lace edging and a pink bow. Sure it might seem a bit girly but it’s lovely.

42. This tulle heart wreath will bring you nothing but love.

It even has the word love in the center. And the tulle is in red, white and pink.

It even has the word love in the center. And the tulle is in red, white and pink.

43. Seems like Cupid’s arrow just shot through this wreath.

Actually it was made that way. Though I do think the arrow gives a nice finishing touch.

Actually it was made that way. Though I do think the arrow gives a nice finishing touch.

44. Felt roses can always make a heart wreath joy.

This is especially when the wreath is made from sticks. Seems like I have a lot of wreaths on this post for some reason.

This is especially when the wreath is made from sticks. Seems like I have a lot of wreaths on this post for some reason.

45. How about give your sweetheart crocheted chocolates in a crocheted heart box?

Now that seems more fitting for Valentine's Day for some reason. Though I think it's quite wonderful. Not sure about some of the packaging though.

Now that seems more fitting for Valentine’s Day for some reason. Though I think it’s quite wonderful. Not sure about some of the packaging though.

46. There’s nothing that shows the love on Valentine’s Day like a heart wreath filled with roses.

Well, it has roses and other flowers. And yes, it looks like it comes from a store. But it's quite stunning nonetheless.

Well, it has roses and other flowers. And yes, it looks like it comes from a store. But it’s quite stunning nonetheless.

47. A candy heart of candy hearts should always be sweet in a frame.

Because these candy hearts sure aren't great tasting candies. More like a combination of chalk and sugar.

Because these candy hearts sure aren’t great tasting candies. More like a combination of chalk and sugar.

48. A wooden palette heart like this always speaks of love’s endurance.

Well, that's a nice sentiment to put one one's front door. Love how it has deco mesh trimmings.

Well, that’s a nice sentiment to put one one’s front door. Love how it has deco mesh trimmings.

49. A crocheted heart pot holder is used to any kind of burn.

Well, as long as it's in the kitchen. Still, doesn't need to be too fancy.

Well, as long as it’s in the kitchen. Still, doesn’t need to be too fancy.

50. A bouquet of crocheted roses is almost as great as the real thing.

Except you never have to throw these roses out. For they can last year after year.

Except you never have to throw these roses out. For they can last year after year.

51. A pink yarn wreath can never have too many hearts.

Well, these have red hearts in the center hanging from string. While the wreath has white and red ones on its side.

Well, these have red hearts in the center hanging from string. While the wreath has white and red ones on its side.

52. All this silver heart wreath has to offer is love.

It even has a an arrow struck through it with a heart end. Love it.

It even has a an arrow struck through it with a heart end. Love it.

53. With wine bottles you can make a wonderful display to show your love this Valentine’s Day.

You can even put stuff inside them like berry branches or hearts. All in all, quite stunning to say the least.

You can even put stuff inside them like berry branches or hearts. All in all, quite stunning to say the least.

54. Tell your sweetheart you light up their lives with this glass block this Valentine’s Day.

It even lights up and has hearts on it. Love the bow though.

It even lights up and has hearts on it. Love the bow though.

55. There’s nothing fuzzier on Valentine’s Day like a pink feather wreath.

Well, it certainly seems like something you'd put on your front door. Then again, these kind of wreaths might make a mess.

Well, it certainly seems like something you’d put on your front door. Then again, these kind of wreaths might make a mess.

56. A burlap envelope comes all full with love letters.

Well, these aren't actually love letters. But it surely makes a lovely decoration.

Well, these aren’t actually love letters. But it surely makes a lovely decoration.

57. A candy hearts wreath can bring a lot of sweetness and light.

Well, at least this put the candy chalk hearts into good use. Love the bow, too.

Well, at least this put the candy chalk hearts into good use. Love the bow, too.

58. You can always say “Be Mine” with large wooden tags.

Doesn't hurt if they're bordered with hearts. Makes a nice door hanging.

Doesn’t hurt if they’re bordered with hearts. Makes a nice door hanging.

59. A wooden heart with green always gives a rustic touch.

Well, this is a lovely decoration for V-Day. Love the bow. Not sure about the foliage.

Well, this is a lovely decoration for V-Day. Love the bow. Not sure about the foliage.

60. No wreath on Valentine’s Day can ever be as welcoming as this one.

After all, it says love in wooden letters. Love the flowers and berry branches, too.

After all, it says love in wooden letters. Love the flowers and berry branches, too.

61. This glass block is bursting with lights and hearts.

Doesn't hurt that it has some silver tinsel inside. Nevertheless, it's as good as gold.

Doesn’t hurt that it has some silver tinsel inside. Nevertheless, it’s as good as gold.

62. There’s nothing better on Valentine’s Day like a corked heart.

Well, it's a heart made out of corks. Sure it may say love, but you have to wonder if drinking was involved in the creation.

Well, it’s a heart made out of corks. Sure it may say love, but you have to wonder if drinking was involved in the creation.

63. Hearts don’t always have to be red, white, or pink for V-Day.

On this wreath, you'd find hearts of all kinds of colors and sizes. For those who aren't fond of pink, this is for you.

On this wreath, you’d find hearts of all kinds of colors and sizes. For those who aren’t fond of pink, this is for you.

64. A V-Day place setting should always include hearts.

This ncludes a heart place mat, a heart closer, and a red silverware holder. Great for parties.

This ncludes a heart place mat, a heart closer, and a red silverware holder. Great for parties.

65. You can always make a simple bouquet from craft supplies.

And you don't have to throw out the flowers. Though you might make some think you're using scrunchies for the wrong purpose.

And you don’t have to throw out the flowers. Though you might make some think you’re using scrunchies for the wrong purpose.

66. A Valentine owl is always worth hooting for.

This one has "Owl" instead of "I'll." Nevertheless, it's so adorable that any child will love it.

This one has “Owl” instead of “I’ll.” Nevertheless, it’s so adorable that any child will love it.

67. A banner of love is perfect for a front door on Valentine’s Day.

Well, this is quite rustic but it'll surely melt hearts all around. Love the bow.

Well, this is quite rustic but it’ll surely melt hearts all around. Love the bow.

68. Be the hostess with the mostess this Valentine’s Day with your sweetheart hostess apron.

It has hearts all over it along with cute little pockets. Great for any V-Day party.

It has hearts all over it along with cute little pockets. Great for any V-Day party.

69. These XO pillows are all hugs and kisses.

I know don't use X's and O's for kisses and hugs these days. But back then, they didn't have emojis.

I know don’t use X’s and O’s for kisses and hugs these days. But back then, they didn’t have emojis.

70. A wreath with hearts spreads love all around.

Each heart is in pink, white, and red. And they're all surrounded by pink flowers.

Each heart is in pink, white, and red. And they’re all surrounded by pink flowers.

71. Make your love light up with this marquee style heart.

You have to admire how people can do these craft projects that require electricity. Still, this shines on.

You have to admire how people can do these craft projects that require electricity. Still, this shines on.

72. Or you can light up your love like this.

Well, it's quite elaborate. But sometimes you have to go all out.

Well, it’s quite elaborate. But sometimes you have to go all out.

73. These small felt hearts will surely make you smile.

Each one has s smile and blushing cheeks. Many are used for pins. So cute.

Each one has s smile and blushing cheeks. Many are used for pins. So cute.

74. This Valentine’s Day sheep pillow will inspire woolly feelings of warmth.

A couple of the sheep even have hearts on their fleece and are stacked against each other. So adorable.

A couple of the sheep even have hearts on their fleece and are stacked against each other. So adorable.

75. Keep your cold hands warm this Valentine’s Day with these candy heart mittens.

Contains candy hearts of different colors. Though the real stuff is chalky, the pattern is sweet.

Contains candy hearts of different colors. Though the real stuff is chalky, the pattern is sweet.

76. Send your V-Day gift with love in this crocheted tote bag.

It's pink with tiny red hearts on it. Now that I think of it, it's a great gift unto itself.

It’s pink with tiny red hearts on it. Now that I think of it, it’s a great gift unto itself.

77. A basket of roses for Valentine’s Day is always great for your front door.

This is called a rose wreath. But it's not a rose wreath. It's roses in a basket. Know the difference.

This is called a rose wreath. But it’s not a rose wreath. It’s roses in a basket. Know the difference.

78. These crocheted heart pillows have pockets for valentines.

Now you have a place to put your love notes. Well, if you have a sweetheart anyway.

Now you have a place to put your love notes. Well, if you have a sweetheart anyway.

79. This crocheted Valentine hat is all red with hearts.

Even has bows to go with it. Probably for some young girl but it's cute.

Even has bows to go with it. Probably for some young girl but it’s cute.

80. This rosy choker scarf will keep your neck nice and cozy.

Well, these are magenta roses. But it surely looks quite stylish to say the least.

Well, these are magenta roses. But it surely looks quite stylish to say the least.

81. Nobody can resist crocheted chocolates from a pink heart box.

Because they're soft and smushy. Love the heart decoration on the lid.

Because they’re soft and smushy. Love the heart decoration on the lid.

82. This rainbow heart mobile will delight any little ones with love.

Bet this is used for a little girl's room. Yet, I think it's a rather enchanting design.

Bet this is used for a little girl’s room. Yet, I think it’s a rather enchanting design.

83. Nothing beats a heart wreath with crocheted flowers.

Helps that the flowers aren't roses and are in different colors. Love the button centers.

Helps that the flowers aren’t roses and are in different colors. Love the button centers.

84. Catch the light with this Valentine heart suncatcher.

Well, it's certainly a valentine heart all right. Love how the glass around it makes up the lace.

Well, it’s certainly a valentine heart all right. Love how the glass around it makes up the lace.

85. Keep yourself warm this Valentine’s Day by curling up in a Valentine Hearts afghan.

Comes in a great patchwork design with hearts of red, pink, and purple. Love it.

Comes in a great patchwork design with hearts of red, pink, and purple. Love it.

86. Make your Valentine’s Day fancy with this doily of hearts.

Each red heart is surrounded with lace and has a pink bow. All in all, so beautiful.

Each red heart is surrounded with lace and has a pink bow. All in all, so beautiful.

87. This little Love Bug will melt your heart.

Or make your heart flutter you want to cuddle it. Oh, so adorable.

Or make your heart flutter you want to cuddle it. Oh, so adorable.

88. Look extra lovely this Valentine’s Day with these crocheted heart earrings.

Well, they might weigh heavy on me. However, they sure look quite cute.

Well, they might weigh heavy on me. However, they sure look quite cute.

89. This crocheted heart buddy just wants some love.

Here the heart is holding a cute little valentine. Love the bow on the head. Adorable.

Here the heart is holding a cute little valentine. Love the bow on the head. Adorable.

90. This amigurumi girl gives out her heart for Valentine’s Day.

Well, she's such a sweetie. Sure pink and red don't always go together. But here I make an exception.

Well, she’s such a sweetie. Sure pink and red don’t always go together. But here I make an exception.

91. If you like white roses, then you’d want to curl up with this crocheted Valentine’s Day pillow.

This one even has lace on the edging. Love it.

This one even has lace on the edging. Love the design, too.

92. A heart wreath of roses should come with a white wooden frame.

Doesn't hurt if the frame is decorated with berry branches. Still, the roses are beautiful.

Doesn’t hurt if the frame is decorated with berry branches. Still, the roses are beautiful.

93. Nothing says Valentine’s Day like a wall hanging of a red yo-yo heart.

By the way, yo-yo is the style. Don't ask me why. there are some quilting terms I don't understand.

By the way, yo-yo is the style. Don’t ask me why. there are some quilting terms I don’t understand.

94. This Valentine’s Day quilt of cascading hearts is surely a sight to see.

Well, it has a 3 dimensional look to it. Love the hearts coming down from a distance.

Well, it has a 3 dimensional look to it. Love the hearts coming down from a distance.

95. This V-Day quilt contains an urn with hearts of all kinds.

Each heart has different colors and patterns. So lovely if you ask me.

Each heart has different colors and patterns. So lovely if you ask me.

96. A Valentine’s Day wreath should have a heart of gold.

And it's surely an ornate one at that. Love how the small hearts make it look like a red snowflake.

And it’s surely an ornate one at that. Love how the small hearts make it look like a red snowflake.

97. There’s nothing sweeter than a V-Day wreath of chocolates.

Well, the chocolates aren't real. Love the saying "Life Is Sweet."

Well, the chocolates aren’t real. Love the saying “Life Is Sweet.”

98. For even more sweet times, you might enjoy this candy heart wreath.

Each heart has a sweet saying among a pastel wreath. So lovely.

Each heart has a sweet saying among a pastel wreath. So lovely.

99. Make Valentine’s Day a sweet occasion with a candy hearts bouquet.

It has fake pink roses on the top. But at least the candy hearts are put to better use.

It has fake pink roses on the top. But at least the candy hearts are put to better use.

100. This Valentine’s Day tree gives you all to love.

Because why put away the Christmas tree just yet when you can decorate it with hearts? Nevertheless, I'm not sure if I understand.

Because why put away the Christmas tree just yet when you can decorate it with hearts? Nevertheless, I’m not sure if I understand.

Be Mine With These Valentine’s Day Treats (Third Edition)

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Of course, we’re now on to Valentine’s Day or the time of year people celebrate love with hearts, flowers, candy, and pink stuff in February. Lots of pink stuff. But since I am a lowly blogger, I have to keep an audience though celebration considerably varies. Though retailers always seek to cash in since it’s the biggest moneymaker holiday between Christmas and Easter. Of course, exceptions are any place selling sport gear (since the Super Bowl happens around this time), the town of Punxatawney, Pennsylvania (for Groundhog Day), the city of New Orleans and most of Louisiana (for Mardi Gras), and alcohol distributors (for Saint Patrick’s Day). Now for the last two years, I’ve done posts on Valentine’s Day treats like in the dinner setting you see above which I’m sure it’s not a romantic dinner. How can I tell? Because despite the fine setting and candles, there are places for 6 people. But I’m sure couples spend time with each other and polyamory exists. Anyway, Valentine’s Day is also a time for parties for either couples in love or people looking for love (perhaps in all the wrong places). Not to mention, if you’re in elementary school, you have to participate in Valentine’s Day festivities such as bringing Valentines and treats for the class regardless of what you think about the holiday. So for your reading pleasure, I bring you another installment of Valentine’s Day treats.

  1. These heart cookies come with their own flowers.
The flowers may be small. But each heart comes in red, white, or in a shade of pink.

The flowers may be small. But each heart comes in red, white, or in a shade of pink.

2. There’s so much to love about these heart graham cracker sandwiches on a stick.

Some of these even have pink filling in them with chocolate. Though I hope the pink isn't strawberry flavored because that combination tastes disgusting.

Some of these even have pink filling in them with chocolate. Though I hope the pink isn’t strawberry flavored because that combination tastes disgusting.

3. Like footprints, the love in these shoe cookies is always imprinted in one’s sole. I mean soul.

Sure they may look cute at one angle. However, they may suggest stomping on one's love at another.

Sure they may look cute at one angle. However, they may suggest stomping on one’s love at another.

4. This Valentine heart cake is bursting with hearts and flowers.

I'm sure what's sticking out of this cake isn't edible. But it's a stroke of genius.

I’m sure what’s sticking out of this cake isn’t edible. But it’s a stroke of genius.

5. Spread the love at your Valentine’s Day party with this hearty snack tray.

Includes, Ritz crackers, carrots, cucumbers, cheese, and salami. Because baloney is not appropriate for it's a lunchmeat attached to a name that also means bullshit.

Includes, Ritz crackers, carrots, cucumbers, cheese, and salami. Because baloney is not appropriate for it’s a lunchmeat attached to a name that also means bullshit.

6. These Oreo cheescake hearts offer so much to love.

And both are topped with whipped cream. Though they kind of resemble cookies.

And both are topped with whipped cream. Though they kind of resemble cookies.

7. These Valentine’s Day roll cakes will find their way to your heart.

Though let's keep cardiovascular disease out of this. But you have to love the white polka dots and heart.

Though let’s keep cardiovascular disease out of this. But you have to love the white polka dots and heart.

8. If you want to please your loved one this Valentine’s Day, say it with cupcakes.

Well, this is a cute display. Like all the pink, red, and white hearts. Though these were probably made at a bakery.

Well, this is a cute display. Like all the pink, red, and white hearts. Though these were probably made at a bakery.

9. Heart cookies don’t always have to be in pink, red, or white.

You can also find hearts in yellow, orange, green, blue, or purple. Lovely.

You can also find hearts in yellow, orange, green, blue, or purple. Lovely.

10. You can’t help but love these Rice Krispie treat heart mice.

Though you might not want to eat those ears. Those candy hearts are made from sugary chalk.

Though you might not want to eat those ears. Those candy hearts are made from sugary chalk.

11. These Cupid kabobs are awfully fruity.

Well, at least they won't cause much strain to your heart. But calling them "Cupid kabobs" not sure if the name has a ring to it.

Well, at least they won’t cause much strain to your heart. But calling them “Cupid kabobs” not sure if the name has a ring to it.

12. These candy heart cake pops always send a lovely message.

And they probably taste better than the real chalk filled candy hearts that have Necco in business. Available in any color you want.

And they probably taste better than the real chalk filled candy hearts that have Necco in business. Available in any color you want.

13. A heart cheese tray should come with two types of grapes.

However, whether to serve it with wine is optional. Though it might make you look French if you do.

However, whether to serve it with wine is optional. Though it might make you look French if you do.

14. You can say it with roses or rose strawberries.

Though at least they're healthy. Though they may look like a poor imitation.

Though at least they’re healthy. Though they may look like a poor imitation.

15. You can always serve your Valentine’s Day dinner with some heart shaped bread.

Not sure what they're supposed to be sprinkled with. But I'd certainly eat them.

Not sure what they’re supposed to be sprinkled with. But I’d certainly eat them.

16. These candy heart cookies are full of surprises.

In that, they're hollow and contain M&Ms in them. Also available in envelopes, too,

In that, they’re hollow and contain M&Ms in them. Also available in envelopes, too,

17. How about some heart shaped donuts with your coffee?

And you have to love the chocolate glaze and sprinkles. However, these can cause coronaries.

And you have to love the chocolate glaze and sprinkles. However, these can cause coronaries.

18. This pink heart Valentine’s cake comes with all the frills.

I'm sure it would go well on any Valentine's Day party dessert platter. Just as long as it doesn't clash with a male guest's birthday.

I’m sure it would go well on any Valentine’s Day party dessert platter. Just as long as it doesn’t clash with a male guest’s birthday.

19. Hope these custard hand pies find a way to your heart.

Though I don't exactly mean literally in this case. Still, like the sprinkles and small hearts.

Though I don’t exactly mean literally in this case. Still, like the sprinkles and small hearts.

20. A Valentine’s Day cake should always be decked with roses.

Yet, the roses here are small and made of icing. Still, I think it's so pretty.

Yet, the roses here are small and made of icing. Still, I think it’s so pretty.

21. If your sweetheart loves cookies and puzzles, I have just the thing.

Yes, it's a cookie crossword puzzle for Valentine's Day. Some have the squares. Others have clues.

Yes, it’s a cookie crossword puzzle for Valentine’s Day. Some have the squares. Others have clues.

22. These homemade pies are simply covered in hearts.

Though it's possible their crusts were made from the same dough. Yet, each has a different filling.

Though it’s possible their crusts were made from the same dough. Yet, each has a different filling.

23. With cookies like these, your Valentine’s Day is a fancy affair.

These were definitely made in a bakery. But yes, cookie decor can get that intricate.

These were definitely made in a bakery. But yes, cookie decor can get that intricate.

24. Nobody could resist these chocolate bears.

Because each of these has a real big heat. Yes, they're cookies but they're so cute.

Because each of these has a real big heat. Yes, they’re cookies but they’re so cute.

25. These mini pizzas make the perfect Valentine’s Day lunch.

And they don't contain many toppings either. Because we're talking about a small space.

And they don’t contain many toppings either. Because we’re talking about a small space.

26. In this bento lunch, your child will delight in these two lovebirds.

Sure they may be sandwiches with hearts on them. But they're lovely just the same.

Sure they may be sandwiches with hearts on them. But they’re lovely just the same.

27. These cannoli cones have a real chocolate touch.

Yet, I'm sure they contain a lot of icing in them. Since they're made from ice cream cones.

Yet, I’m sure they contain a lot of icing in them. Since they’re made from ice cream cones.

28. A bento like this contains 2 hearty sandwiches.

Okay, it looks like part of a clover. But still, this was made for Valentine's Day. Includes a dessert of chalk hearts.

Okay, it looks like part of a clover. But still, this was made for Valentine’s Day. Includes a dessert of chalk hearts.

29. Impress your sweethearts with these homemade candy hearts.

However, these are sugar candy on paper. So they may not taste appealing.

However, these are sugar candy on paper. So they may not taste appealing.

30. Make your Valentine’s Day wonderful with a hearty ham sandwich.

The bread also comes pressed for some reason. Hope you enjoy.

The bread also comes pressed for some reason. Hope you enjoy.

31. Bacon hearts make a worthy side to a Valentine’s Day breakfast.

However, they may not be great on your arteries though. Since we all know that bacon should be used as a side for a reason.

However, they may not be great on your arteries though. Since we all know that bacon should be used as a side for a reason.

32. This jello dish contains pink shades and strawberries.

Okay, it also has a lot of red in it, too. But at least the strawberry can be a heart shaped fruit when sliced.

Okay, it also has a lot of red in it, too. But at least the strawberry can be a heart shaped fruit when sliced.

33. Now you can pick your lipstick shade on a cupcake.

Though they're not in shades most women usually use. Seriously, gold lips? Why?

Though they’re not in shades most women usually use. Seriously, gold lips? Why?

34. Red velvet pancakes are always part of a complete Valentine’s Day breakfast.

Think of red velvet as the V-Day equivalent of pumpkin spice. Though it doesn't enjoy the same reputation since it's not ridiculous.

Think of red velvet as the V-Day equivalent of pumpkin spice. Though it doesn’t enjoy the same reputation since it’s not ridiculous.

35. With red heart waffles you can make a stunning V-Day display at breakfast.

Hey, at least it's not as bad as whatever they serve at IHOP. Though it does seem more like dessert in some way.

Hey, at least it’s not as bad as whatever they serve at IHOP. Though it does seem more like dessert in some way.

36. There’s so much to love about these strawberry hearts in this bento box.

The strawberries even have eyes and limbs. There are also heart treats and flowers.

The strawberries even have eyes and limbs. There are also heart treats and flowers.

37. A chocolate heart cake should always have the appropriate sprinkles.

I'm sure plenty of women would love a cake like this from their significant other. Love the chocolate icing.

I’m sure plenty of women would love a cake like this from their significant other. Love the chocolate icing.

38. For Valentine’s Day, you might enjoy chocolate cookies with glittery hearts.

Not sure where they'd have glitter sprinkles. But hey, I'd take them.

Not sure where they’d have glitter sprinkles. But hey, I’d take them.

39. On a white heart cake, be sure to have pink flowers.

Though I'm not sure whether these are fake or made from icing. Still, gives a nice touch.

Though I’m not sure whether these are fake or made from icing. Still, gives a nice touch.

40. You can’t find anything not to love about these love bug cupcakes.

At any rate, these are a great treat idea for kids. After all, they're simply adorable.

At any rate, these are a great treat idea for kids. After all, they’re simply adorable.

41. Treat yourself this Valentine’s Day to some hearty salad.

However, I'm not sure if this one contains a lot of vegetables. But it has a vinaigrette dressing.

However, I’m not sure if this one contains a lot of vegetables. But it has a vinaigrette dressing.

42. For Valentine’s Day, you can’t have a candle dinner without some heart ravioli.

Yes, I had on heart ravioli before. But it wasn't served in sauce like this.

Yes, I had on heart ravioli before. But it wasn’t served in sauce like this.

43. Spread the love on Valentine’s Day with these heart-shaped buns.

I'm sure they won't be heard to make. Though you may not help but adore them.

I’m sure they won’t be heard to make. Though you may not help but adore them.

44. This cake roll has chocolate hearts all over it.

Yes, it's another cake roll. But this one is pink with chocolate hearts. And it has a darker pink heart in the center.

Yes, it’s another cake roll. But this one is pink with chocolate hearts. And it has a darker pink heart in the center.

45. For Valentine’s Day, your sweetheart might want a fruit breakfast like this.

It's proof that your loved one cares not about how you feel but also your health. Then again, it may depend.

It’s proof that your loved one cares not about how you feel but also your health. Then again, it may depend.

46. For your Valentine’s Day breakfast, treat yourself to some pancake hearts.

These have hearts in them. Some of them are red as you see here.

These have hearts in them. Some of them are red as you see here.

47. A candy heart cheese cake is just the thing for Valentine’s Day.

Still, however it tastes, it'll probably be better than the candies that inspired it. Seriously, those candies taste like chalk.

Still, however it tastes, it’ll probably be better than the candies that inspired it. Seriously, those candies taste like chalk.

48. A Valentine’s Day cake should always be covered in red roses.

Not sure if the roses are fake or made from icing. But I really love this beautiful cake.

Not sure if the roses are fake or made from icing. But I really love this beautiful cake.

49. This large cookie heart proves that love can take all forms even chocolate chip.

And what's better than a chocolate chip heart cookie? Not much as far as I know.

And what’s better than a chocolate chip heart cookie? Not much as far as I know.

50. These XO pancakes are all kisses and hugs.

Still, nobody uses X's and O's anymore than for V-Day. Mostly because we have emojis.

Still, nobody uses X’s and O’s anymore than for V-Day. Mostly because we have emojis.

51. Grace your appetizer platter this Valentine’s Day with some arrow snacks.

Consist of cheese and cherry tomatoes in a toothpick. So they're easy to make with little trouble.

Consist of cheese and cherry tomatoes in a toothpick. So they’re easy to make with little trouble.

52. Now this is the kind of V-Day breakfast in bed.

This one consist of muffins, a donut, a pancake, and raspberries. But it all spells, "Love."

This one consist of muffins, a donut, a pancake, and raspberries. But it all spells, “Love.”

53. For healthier options a V-Day veggie pizza will do.

And consist of vegetables it does. I'm sure your heart will thank you for not going with pepperoni.

And consist of vegetables it does. I’m sure your heart will thank you for not going with pepperoni.

54. There’s nothing romantic on Valentine’s Day like a spaghetti dinner.

This is especially when it's shaped in a heart. Might want to put some Parmesan on that though.

This is especially when it’s shaped in a heart. Might want to put some Parmesan on that though.

55. For Valentine’s Day a hotdog dish of mac and cheese is served with love.

Well, this was made with one hotdog for the heart. But I bet this dish doesn't do wonders for the arteries.

Well, this was made with one hotdog for the heart. But I bet this dish doesn’t do wonders for the arteries.

56. This pasta dish is served with alfredo and red peppers.

And the red peppers are in hearts. Yes, this is quite lovely and creative.

And the red peppers are in hearts. Yes, this is quite lovely and creative.

57. Children will delight in this Cupid pig sandwich.

Well, that's a creative spin on the Greek god of love. Still, it's adorable and original.

Well, that’s a creative spin on the Greek god of love. Still, it’s adorable and original.

58. These rose mini cupcakes almost resemble the real flowers.

Well, to a point, anyway. But I love how these were made. Makes me wonder how these icing roses were possible.

Well, to a point, anyway. But I love how these were made. Makes me wonder how these icing roses were possible.

59. These Valentine’s Day heart cookies come with wings.

Well, some hearts do come with them on V-Day. Nevertheless, wouldn't mind having them at a party.

Well, some hearts do come with them on V-Day. Nevertheless, wouldn’t mind having them at a party.

60. Grace your dessert platter this Valentine’s Day with this chocolate pudding heart cake.

And it sure looks incredibly tempting. Must resist now.

And it sure looks incredibly tempting. Must resist now.

61. These nutter butter owl Valentine cookies are surely a hoot.

Yes, I know owls don't have much to do with V-Day. But these owls are so irresistible.

Yes, I know owls don’t have much to do with V-Day. But these owls are so irresistible.

62. A V-Day cake like this is decked with flowers on the edges.

And they're not roses. Kind of has a spring feel to it if you ask me.

And they’re not roses. Kind of has a spring feel to it if you ask me.

63. These love bug marshmallow cookies will get under your skin.

Yes, they resemble ladybugs and have hearts on their backs. Adorable.

Yes, they resemble ladybugs and have hearts on their backs. Adorable.

64. No one could resist the allure of these chocolate cupcakes.

Now these have candy hearts I actually like. Because it's almost impossible not to like chocolate.

Now these have candy hearts I actually like. Because it’s almost impossible not to like chocolate.

65. These peanut butter Valentine cookies make a tasty treat on a cold day.

Well, at least they seem doable. Though they're not too flashy.

Well, at least they seem doable. Though they’re not too flashy.

66. You can’t have Valentine’s Day without these love bug Oreo truffles.

Well, they don't exactly look like bugs. But they're pretty adorable that you wouldn't care.

Well, they don’t exactly look like bugs. But they’re pretty adorable that you wouldn’t care.

67. Speaking of truffles, check out this truffle topped heart cake.

I'm sure this will be really hard to resist. Still, is that what truffles really look like?

I’m sure this will be really hard to resist. Still, is that what truffles really look like?

68. You can’t go wrong on Valentine’s Day with a candy cane heart cake.

Not sure if those candy canes were left over from Christmas though. Then again, I'll allow it.

Not sure if those candy canes were left over from Christmas though. Then again, I’ll allow it.

69. How about a cupcake with a chocolate rose?

Yes, it's probably professionally made. But the detail is so unreal that you'd wonder whether it's edible.

Yes, it’s probably professionally made. But the detail is so unreal that you’d wonder whether it’s edible.

70. Instead of heart cookies, how about heart cookie pieces?

On one hand, this is a creative and original idea. On the other hand, it might come a bit off as stalkerish to say the least.

On one hand, this is a creative and original idea. On the other hand, it might come a bit off as stalkerish to say the least.

71. Even the smallest hearts can be just as sweet.

These are Valentine's Day mini cookies. And they're all in red, white, as well as shades of pink.

These are Valentine’s Day mini cookies. And they’re all in red, white, as well as shades of pink.

72. Chocolate lovers everywhere would enjoy these ganache heart tartlets on V-Day.

Each one has small hearts of a variety of different colors, too. Love these.

Each one has small hearts of a variety of different colors, too. Love these.

73. Instead of candy hearts, these cookies will be just fine for your sweetheart.

Each one of these has their own sayings. I'm sure plenty would want their significant others to make them.

Each one of these has their own sayings. I’m sure plenty would want their significant others to make them.

74. These V-Day candy cake pops are better than a box of chocolates.

Because you probably know what you're going to get from them. With real chocolates, it's more complicated.

Because you probably know what you’re going to get from them. With real chocolates, it’s more complicated.

75. Pancakes on V-Day can always come from the heart.

Yes, I have V-Day pancakes again. But they're done in a different style than the others.

Yes, I have V-Day pancakes again. But they’re done in a different style than the others.

76. Show your loved ones you care on Valentine’s Day with these heart pockets.

They're homemade hot pockets. Not sure if every bite in them is a different temperature though.

They’re homemade hot pockets. Not sure if every bite in them is a different temperature though.

77. Seems like there’s something special in that bento lunch.

Still, I surely hope the sandwich isn't full of baloney. Then again, I'm not talking about the lunch meat here.

Still, I surely hope the sandwich isn’t full of baloney. Then again, I’m not talking about the lunch meat here.

78. This Valentine’s Day, have a hand in your heart.

Well, they're hand cookies with hearts in them. And they're in different colors to illustrate diversity.

Well, they’re hand cookies with hearts in them. And they’re in different colors to illustrate diversity.

79. A Valentine’s Day cake like this is jammed packed with all kinds of hearts.

Well, they have red, white, and chocolate. And they seemed to be made from pretzels as far as I know.

Well, they have red, white, and chocolate. And they seemed to be made from pretzels as far as I know.

80. These chocolate bear cupcakes will make your heart melt.

They have Ree's minicup heads and hands of chocolate icing. Nevertheless, they're just adorable.

They have Ree’s minicup heads and hands of chocolate icing. Nevertheless, they’re just adorable.

The Wonderful World of Vintage Valentines (Fourth Edition)

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Now that I got some Fuckface von Clownstick inaugural angst out of the way, I should now get into the Valentine’s Day posts. And what better way to start off than with a collection of political incorrectness of crazy vintage valentines? I mean these posts have been quite successful for some time and I know plenty might see it as the only fun part of the holiday. Because like me, there are many people who spend Valentine’s Day single and sometimes going to the store seeing the hearts, candy, stuffed toys, and what not can really get to you. Of course, when people think of valentine cards, they think cutesy heart cards like this one above depicting a couple in love. Yet, if I devoted a post to all the lovey dovey valentines, you’d probably throw up. So instead, I decided to go with vintage valentines that you wouldn’t believe actually existed. I mean people sent these to each other. So I give you yet another installment of unruly vintage valentines for you to love in an unintentionally hilarious way.

  1. If you receive a valentine like this, then your sweetheart must work for the Pentagon.
Okay, I don't think weapons inspired valentines are a good idea. And phallic imagery is the least of my worries here.

Okay, I don’t think weapons inspired valentines are a good idea. And phallic imagery is the least of my worries here.

2. For your Semper Fi sweetheart, this Marine valentine is a real marine.

And here he's preparing to shoot off his gun. Doesn't help that the sentiment includes "aim to make you mine." Mine what? Shooting target?

And here he’s preparing to shoot off his gun. Doesn’t help that the sentiment includes “aim to make you mine.” Mine what? Shooting target?

3. Guess it seems time for a commercial on this one.

Hey, I'm all for grand expressions of love and all. But a televised valentine is just going way too far. Seriously, you need help.

Hey, I’m all for grand expressions of love and all. But a televised valentine is just going way too far. Seriously, you need help.

4. Nothing says romance on Valentine’s Day like allusions to shellfish.

It's also a marriage proposal card, too, which is even more disturbing. I mean unless it's on a plate, do lobsters ever scream romance? No.

It’s also a marriage proposal card, too, which is even more disturbing. I mean unless it’s on a plate, do lobsters ever scream romance? No.

5. Speaking of sea life, check out this crazed fish hungry for a valentine.

I know this is supposed to be a fish but the fact it has a snout full of teeth kind of baffles me. Not to mention, it's wearing some sort of skimpy diving outfit.

I know this is supposed to be a fish but the fact it has a snout full of teeth kind of baffles me. Not to mention, it’s wearing some sort of skimpy diving outfit.

6. Nothing will make you feel valued like a valentine featuring a calf.

Uh, I don't think you'd want to use the word "veal" when pertaining to a calf. Also, it seems to stomp on the valentine.

Uh, I don’t think you’d want to use the word “veal” when pertaining to a calf. Also, it seems to stomp on the valentine.

7. “Okay, no tricky moves from you! This is a hold up, see?”

I guess the sex costume here is Wild West prostitute who's armed and dangerous. Then again, I think a guy might want to stay away from her.

I guess the sex costume here is Wild West prostitute who’s armed and dangerous. Then again, I think a guy might want to stay away from her.

8. “I’m prepared to meet your best defense, Valentine, so you’d better be mine!”

Okay, I think this boy might as well give up. No need for the wooden swords and pots and pans. If she doesn't want him, she doesn't want him. He can't force himself on her.

Okay, I think this boy might as well give up. No need for the wooden swords and pots and pans. If she doesn’t want him, she doesn’t want him. He can’t force himself on her.

9. This Native American prefers to have a heart roasted.

Okay, this is kind of offensive to Native Americans. If the heart roasting doesn't raise eyebrows, the speech should.

Okay, this is kind of offensive to Native Americans. If the heart roasting doesn’t raise eyebrows, the speech should.

10. “Gosh, Valentine, don’t you just like me a ‘weenie bit?'”

Of course, this can also be interpreted as, "I'm so desperate for a girlfriend that I'll settle for anything at this point." Also, don't tell me 'weenie bit' means what I think it does.

Of course, this can also be interpreted as, “I’m so desperate for a girlfriend that I’ll settle for anything at this point.” Also, don’t tell me ‘weenie bit’ means what I think it does.

11. “Hose your valentine? Me!”

From Buzzfeed: "I believe there is now an Adult film with this title." Yeah, he seems to be squeezing the nozzle a little too hard.

From Buzzfeed: “I believe there is now an Adult film with this title.” Yeah, he seems to be squeezing the nozzle a little too hard.

12. “Can’t measure my love!”

But if you can't measure one's love, what can you measure? Oh, wait, I think I see what might be going on here.

But if you can’t measure one’s love, what can you measure? Oh, wait, I think I see what might be going on here.

13. Happy Valentine’s Day, now enjoy this picture of a creepy clown dog on the violin.

This dog fiddler is the stuff of nightmares. It's not cute, especially since it has crossed eyes. Look away, I beg of you.

This dog fiddler is the stuff of nightmares. It’s not cute, especially since it has crossed eyes. Look away, I beg of you.

14. Speaking of clowns, hope this one doesn’t play a joke.

Okay, this clown makes the Joker seem like the guy you'd want to bring to a kid's birthday party. Even more disturbing is how he has his hand sticking out of the heart. Creepy.

Okay, this clown makes the Joker seem like the guy you’d want to bring to a kid’s birthday party. Even more disturbing is how he has his hand sticking out of the heart. Creepy.

15. Celebrate Valentine’s Day with love in a sausage.

However, judging by the sausage, this guy may not be looking for love. Yeah, I'm not fooled by the sausage bit.

However, judging by the sausage, this guy may not be looking for love. Yeah, I’m not fooled by the sausage bit.

16. “A valentine for you, I can’t help ‘mooning over you!'”

But explain to me how that rocket seems conveniently located between this girl's legs. Oh, and she's holding a rocket in her hand. I think I know why she might be mooning.

But explain to me how that rocket seems conveniently located between this girl’s legs. Oh, and she’s holding a rocket in her hand. I think I know why she might be mooning.

17. “I don’t want you to be my brother, I want you to be my valentine!”

Okay, that message is a little creepy and I saw Luke kissing Leia in The Empire Strikes Back. However, that woman's face makes me even more uncomfortable because the skin tones certain'y don't match.

Okay, that message is a little creepy and I saw Luke kissing Leia in The Empire Strikes Back. However, that woman’s face makes me even more uncomfortable because the skin tones certain’y don’t match.

18. “Come down ‘off your perch’ and be my valentine, you’d be a ‘birdie.'”

The fact she says this in a bird cage really makes me cringe. I guess she really wants a guy to get her out of there.

The fact she says this in a bird cage really makes me cringe. I guess she really wants a guy to get her out of there.

19. “Do you ‘tank’ you could love me?”

Not if you aim an actual tank at me asking that question. Seriously, military weapons have no place in valentines at all.

Not if you aim an actual tank at me asking that question. Seriously, military weapons have no place in valentines at all.

20. “I’m gonna plow right in and ask you to be my valentine.”

Okay, I really don't have a great feeling about this. But at least it's not being particularly forceful as far as I'm concerned.

Okay, I really don’t have a great feeling about this. But at least it’s not being particularly forceful as far as I’m concerned.

21. “I’ll camp and tramp until I find a girl like you for my valentine!”

So I guess this guy says, "So you better settle down with me or else, I'm going to spend my days as a homeless guy." Also helps if the girl's loaded with cash.

So I guess this guy says, “So you better settle down with me or else, I’m going to spend my days as a homeless guy.” Also helps if the girl’s loaded with cash.

22. Lovers, always beware of Cupid.

Is Cupid supposed to be the African tribesman that's depicted in highly racist caricature? Got it.

Is Cupid supposed to be the African tribesman that’s depicted in highly racist caricature? Got it.

23. “To be ‘frank,’ you’re ‘hot stuff!'”

Sure she may look innocent with her hotdog and fire tongs. But there's fire down below and she's holding the hotdog a little too tight.

Sure she may look innocent with her hotdog and fire tongs. But there’s fire down below and she’s holding the hotdog a little too tight.

24. This archer aims for your heart.

But whether he means to love you or kill you, I can't actually decide. But he seems to have his bow and arrows out either way.

But whether he means to love you or kill you, I can’t actually decide. But he seems to have his bow and arrows out either way.

25. “Want a little ‘harem scarem,’ for your valentine?”

Uh, girl, do you know what a harem is? If you do, are implying that you want group sex or an open relationship? Or do you just want to wear a skimpy costume?

Uh, girl, do you know what a harem is? If you do, are implying that you want group sex or an open relationship? Or do you just want to wear a skimpy costume?

26. “I’ve got my eyes on you, dear valentine!”

However, a girl with a heart head is the stuff of nightmares. No, that's not cute. That's terrifying for a V-Day horror movie.

However, a girl with a heart head is the stuff of nightmares. No, that’s not cute. That’s terrifying for a V-Day horror movie.

27. “I love being ;pushed around,’ valentine! I’m yours!”

You mean pushed around sucking real loud? Because that's what vacuums do. Oh, wait, that's kind of dirty.

You mean pushed around sucking real loud? Because that’s what vacuums do. Oh, wait, that’s kind of dirty.

28. Nothing says Valentine’s Day like being aimed at with a machine gun.

Sure that's a military themed valentine. But still, having a machine gun in one is just fucked up. Seriously, why?

Sure that’s a military themed valentine. But still, having a machine gun in one is just fucked up. Seriously, why?

29. Speaking of military weapons, get a load of this cannon.

Seems like he's a bit happier than expected. Hope the large gun isn't a metaphor for an erection.

Seems like he’s a bit happier than expected. Hope the large gun isn’t a metaphor for an erection.

30. As we all know, a nudist is bad at hiding who she fancies.

I know what you're thinking. How can they have a naked girl on a valentine like this? I'm still asking that question. Yes, she needs to get some clothes on.

I know what you’re thinking. How can they have a naked girl on a valentine like this? I’m still asking that question. Yes, she needs to get some clothes on.

31. “My heart pants for you!”

And it's hung with a bunch of women's undies on the clothes line. I can guess the hidden meaning behind that one.

And it’s hung with a bunch of women’s undies on the clothes line. I can guess the hidden meaning behind that one.

32. “You will get a big piece if you will be my valentine!”

Sorry, but a dog butcher doesn't make this valentine any less disturbing. This is especially when it has a heart on table and cleaver in paw.

Sorry, but a dog butcher doesn’t make this valentine any less disturbing. This is especially when it has a heart on table and cleaver in paw.

33. “Light of my life, do I satisfy?”

Now that can be read in any number of ways. One of them being sexually which might be what this tom cat is implying.

Now that can be read in any number of ways. One of them being sexually which might be what this tom cat is implying.

34. This Valentine’s Day, you should always have 2 on a seesaw.

Up, down, just decide and don't lead on. Of course, there are those who tend to play games with people's hearts on the playground.

Up, down, just decide and don’t lead on. Of course, there are those who tend to play games with people’s hearts on the playground.

35. Hand over your heart, or else.

Because nothing says Valentine's Day like the threat of lethal violence. How romantic!

Because nothing says Valentine’s Day like the threat of lethal violence. How romantic!

36. “I will have an axe to grind unless you’ll be my valentine!”

So I guess this means, "If you say no, I shall have to chop you to pieces." Sorry, but I'll take that risk.

So I guess this means, “If you say no, I shall have to chop you to pieces.” Sorry, but I’ll take that risk.

37. Any boy would wish to have a space themed valentine.

Kind of reminds me of Slim Pickens riding on a missile in Dr. Strangelove. Then again, it might imply something dirtier.

Kind of reminds me of Slim Pickens riding on a missile in Dr. Strangelove. Then again, it might imply something dirtier.

38. “You’re my valentine, sure as shooting.”

And he has his gun aimed like a true buckaroo. Yes, I find these gun valentines quite disturbing as always.

And he has his gun aimed like a true buckaroo. Yes, I find these gun valentines quite disturbing as always.

39. Looks like some fox’s got caught in a trap.

And he needs his valentine to open it to let his tail out. Or else he'd die. But in the meantime, he'll just sit and smell the flowers. No need to hurry.

And he needs his valentine to open it to let his tail out. Or else he’d die. But in the meantime, he’ll just sit and smell the flowers. No need to hurry.

40. Happy Valentine’s Day from the girl who’s trying to lose weight for you.

By the way, that's an old weight loss contraption called a fan belt. And no, it doesn't work. Still, ladies, if you try to lose weight, don't do it for a man.

By the way, that’s an old weight loss contraption called a fan belt. And no, it doesn’t work. Still, ladies, if you try to lose weight, don’t do it for a man.

41. Even sharks need some loving some time.

However, this green suited guy is a card shark. So I don't think he's the best kind of boyfriend. Because he might have a gambling problem. Or eat you alive.

However, this green suited guy is a card shark. So I don’t think he’s the best kind of boyfriend. Because he might have a gambling problem. Or eat you alive.

42. “Slicing baloney is not my line. I love you, my valentine.”

Okay, I might want to stay away from this creepy butcher. Really don't need that in my life.

Okay, I might want to stay away from this creepy butcher. Really don’t need that in my life.

43. If you want to show your appreciation to your teacher, this is the valentine for you.

On the other hand, teacher-student relationships should never be encouraged in any circumstances whatsoever. Doesn't help the kid is dressed in a sailor suit and holding a ruler.

On the other hand, teacher-student relationships should never be encouraged in any circumstances whatsoever. Doesn’t help the kid is dressed in a sailor suit and holding a ruler.

44. “I’m ready to show plenty of action, valentine, if you consent to be mine.”

Well, at least this boy is better about consent then the guys in some of these cards. But the projection is still kind of dirty.

Well, at least this boy is better about consent then the guys in some of these cards. But the projection is still kind of dirty.

45. Nothing says Valentine’s Day like being just out of the shower.

It's valentines like these that make me suspect that these vintage cards were made for adults. This especially goes for the ones with people naked like this.

It’s valentines like these that make me suspect that these vintage cards were made for adults. This especially goes for the ones with people naked like this.

46. “Let’s have a real blow out today!”

Or is it supposed to be blowjob? Because that's how I take it away from this picture.

Or is it supposed to be blowjob? Because that’s how I take it away from this picture.

47. Here’s a card that says, “Be my valentine, I’ll do anything like the housework.”

Well, this boy may not have much going for him. But he'll probably succeed in picking up chicks though he may not like doing chores.

Well, this boy may not have much going for him. But he’ll probably succeed in picking up chicks though he may not like doing chores. Still, he’s kind of creepy.

48. “Pick out a heart but be sure it’s mine, valentine!”

Hmmm...not sure if that's going to work since the two really don't see eye to eye. This particularly the case when one has a freakishly long neck like an ostrich or a giraffe.

Hmmm…not sure if that’s going to work since the two really don’t see eye to eye. This particularly the case when one has a freakishly long neck like an ostrich or a giraffe.

49. “Don’t be afraid, you’re going to be my valentine!”

Uh, girl, you have every right to be afraid right now. Because you're being pursued by a monstrous shadow with a card. Yeah, run for your life now.

Uh, girl, you have every right to be afraid right now. Because you’re being pursued by a monstrous shadow with a card. Yeah, run for your life now.

50. If you won’t be mind, then I’ll fade away until I’m all bones, you bonehead.

I'm sure this would be perfect if your sweetheart's a goth. Still, such sentiments from someone might mean they really need a therapist.

I’m sure this would be perfect if your sweetheart’s a goth. Still, such sentiments from someone might mean they really need a therapist.

Merry Christmas from Our Family to Yours on Christmas Memories (Third Edition)

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Here is me and my relatives at my Aunt Mary’s on Christmas Eve around 2011, I think. Here am I on the couch with my cousins Frank and John along with their parents. The kids in front are my cousins Jenna, Aiden, Isabella, Morgan, and Sawyer.

Yes, we all have photos from Christmas since they seem to contain memories we want to last forever. This is especially when families have children since they don’t stay kids for long. Yet, as I’ve shown before in these posts, not every Christmas goes according to plan. After all, the days leading up to it can be uniquely stressful since there’s decorating, finding gifts, making the food, doing cards, and what not.Some families might take a step further and do a family portrait for their Christmas card. And there are moments when that can go horribly wrong. Yet, there are plenty of crazy family Christmas cards which people do on purpose. Not to mention, families can also take their kids to see Santa which doesn’t always turn out that well, especially if the Santa in question is quite sketchy. At any rate, for your reading pleasure, I give you another treasure trove of Christmas memories from Awkward Family Photos. Sure you might not find these in a Hallmark stock photo deck but I’m sure they’ll make you relate.

  1. Christmas is a time of high spirits and good cheer.
Apparently, this isn't the case with the sisters. But the brother seems happy. Though you can argue he's just showing off.

Apparently, this isn’t the case with the sisters. But the brother seems happy. Though you can argue he’s just showing off.

2. Christmas is always a time for families to get together and celebrate.

Of course, for many families, this very much reflects the holiday reality. Yeah, those kids can be a real source of stress.

Of course, for many families, this very much reflects the holiday reality. Yeah, those kids can be a real source of stress.

3. Over the holidays, sibling rivalry can sometimes spiral out of control.

As you can see, the brother puts a bowl over the baby and the baby doesn't like it. If you think kids were brats today, this proves you wrong.

As you can see, the brother puts a bowl over the baby and the baby doesn’t like it. If you think kids were brats today, this proves you wrong.

4. Ugly Christmas sweaters are always fun and festive for all ages.

I guess this kid doesn't believe in Santa Claus anymore. Hope he doesn't try to disillusion the classmates who do.

I guess this kid doesn’t believe in Santa Claus anymore. Hope he doesn’t try to disillusion the classmates who do.

5. Being single can be tough over the holidays, especially if your married siblings send a Christmas card with their picture on it.

This woman did some Christmas cards of herself for years as a single woman. They often feature alcoholic drinks. This one depicts a mannequin boyfriend.

This woman did some Christmas cards of herself for years as a single woman. They often feature alcoholic drinks. This one depicts a mannequin boyfriend.

6. Seems like they had a special day to bring pets to the mall.

Okay, bringing your dog for a Santa photoshoot is one thing. Reptiles? I'm not so sure.

Okay, bringing your dog for a Santa photoshoot is one thing. Reptiles? I’m not so sure.

7. The moment you realize that your parents forgot to buy Christmas cards this year.

Yeah, reusing Christmas cards may not be the best idea. This is especially when there's some stuff crossed out.

Yeah, reusing Christmas cards may not be the best idea. This is especially when there’s some stuff crossed out.

8. There’s no more memorable Christmas carol like, “Hark! This Herald Angel Ain’t Gonna Sing.”

Hey, even little angels can have the occasional bad attitude sometimes. They can't all be angelic all the time.

Hey, even little angels can have the occasional bad attitude sometimes. They can’t all be angelic all the time.

9. The moment you realize the family Christmas card photoshoot is taking longer than your capacity to smile.

"Do we have to take it again? Oh, brother, when will this ever end?" I'm sure we've all been there.

“Do we have to take it again? Oh, brother, when will this ever end?” I’m sure we’ve all been there.

10. The war of sisterly rivalry can sometimes begin when you least expect it.

At least my parents can relax because Molly and I were never like that when we were young. Still, you have to admire the parents though.

At least my parents can relax because Molly and I were never like that when we were young. Still, you have to admire the parents though.

11. These kids don’t seem to look forward to Santa’s Annual Challenge.

While the two middle kids cry, the oldest brother covers his ears to drown out the sound. The baby just sits there having no idea what's going on and pondering the meaning of life.

While the two middle kids cry, the oldest brother covers his ears to drown out the sound. The baby just sits there having no idea what’s going on and pondering the meaning of life.

12. No, I don’t think that’s the right way to hold a baby.

Yeah, the father's hand placement really doesn't look good here. And the baby is not amused by it at all.

Yeah, the father’s hand placement really doesn’t look good here. And the baby is not amused by it at all.

13. Spending the holidays alone can be a real bummer.

This is especially when you're spending it alone in the woods drinking. Girl's got problems.

This is especially when you’re spending it alone in the woods drinking. Girl’s got problems.

14. “How about we all help Daddy shave?”

Now this is freaky photoshop. Yes, they had these in the 1950s, too. Don't ask me.

Now this is freaky photoshop. Yes, they had these in the 1950s, too. Don’t ask me.

15. Sometimes it’s the most unexpected gift which you treasure the most.

And this dad holds his new toilet plunger with pride. Not many men would do the same.

And this dad holds his new toilet plunger with pride. Not many men would do the same.

16. Grandma and Grandpa give you best wishes for Christmas and announce that they’ve decided to give themselves a gift to invest in the future.

I know my grandparents have put some money into their own funerals. But they wouldn't show it on a family Christmas card. This is just insane and disturbing.

I know my grandparents have put some money into their own funerals. But they wouldn’t show it on a family Christmas card. This is just insane and disturbing.

17. Sibling rivalry: they always start so young.

Yes, baby sisters aren't always so sweet as you'd think they'd be. This baby pulls her sister's own hair.

Yes, baby sisters aren’t always so sweet as you’d think they’d be. This baby pulls her sister’s own hair.

18. Christmas always brings tidings of comfort and joy.

Apparently, this doesn't apply to these sisters. This is particularly the case with the youngest being knocked on the floor.

Apparently, this doesn’t apply to these sisters. This is particularly the case with the youngest being knocked on the floor.

19. Sometimes accidents could happen at the most inappropriate moment.

Well, at least the baby is safe. But the older sister might not like being in the middle of it. Yeah, family togetherness has its ups and downs.

Well, at least the baby is safe. But the older sister might not like being in the middle of it. Yeah, family togetherness has its ups and downs.

20. When you’re on call during Christmas, you can get the most interesting patients.

This was on a board in a hospital. Dr. Mest will have a lot of interesting stories to tell come January.

This was on a board in a hospital. Dr. Mest will have a lot of interesting stories to tell come January.

21. In the olden days, it was common for families having to settle for the only Christmas tree available.

This one is known as a Giant Charlie Brown Tree. Yet, unlike what to cartoon shows us, decorating it doesn't enhance its beauty.

This one is known as a Giant Charlie Brown Tree. Yet, unlike what to cartoon shows us, decorating it doesn’t enhance its beauty.

22. There’s nothing more devastating on Christmas than a burning gingerbread house.

Yeah, that's not a good sight to see during the holidays. Hope this little girl doesn't get too traumatized.

Yeah, that’s not a good sight to see during the holidays. Hope this little girl doesn’t get too traumatized.

23. “This Christmas we decided to chop down a shrub to save money.”

Hey, not all evergreen trees can be triangle shaped. Still, this looks pretty ghastly if you ask me.

Hey, not all evergreen trees can be triangle shaped. Still, this looks pretty ghastly if you ask me.

24. It’s not every day a rock band visits Santa Claus.

Apparently, Santa wasn't amused by this group and having to take a photo with them. Yet, Santa would rather be photographed with a real band like Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd.

Apparently, Santa wasn’t amused by this group and having to take a photo with them. Yet, Santa would rather be photographed with a real band like Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd.

25. Even when they’re young, sibling unrest can be rampant.

Now Bobby learns the hard way that you can't boss your little sis for long. Or she might try to retaliate with a vengeance.

Now Bobby learns the hard way that you can’t boss your little sis for long. Or she might try to retaliate with a vengeance.

26. Seasons Greetings from the Village of the Damned.

I don't think the dog has much long to live. Those girls have plans. Very sinister plans.

I don’t think the dog has much long to live. Those girls have plans. Very sinister plans.

27. While selfies can be seen as enhancing one’s ego, sometimes they can be incredibly helpful.

For instance, while this holiday sweater may seem initially decent, it helps to take a closer look. Definitely not wearing that to Grandma's house.

For instance, while this holiday sweater may seem initially decent, it helps to take a closer look. Definitely not wearing that to Grandma’s house.

28. Santa has some visitors from the South Pole.

To be fair, this is from a family who has a tradition like this. Like how they have bowties on their tuxedos.

To be fair, this is from a family who has a tradition like this. Like how they have bowties on their tuxedos.

29. The moment when you and your girlfriend broke up but she still appears on your family Christmas card.

I'm sure holiday season breakups happen all the time. Still, I think it's funny they put a sticker on the woman's face.

I’m sure holiday season breakups happen all the time. Still, I think it’s funny they put a sticker on the woman’s face.

30. We need to understand that not every kid looks forward to see Santa.

Yeah, this kids don't like sitting on Santa's lap. Meanwhile the girls beside him just smile for the camera.

Yeah, this kids don’t like sitting on Santa’s lap. Meanwhile the girls beside him just smile for the camera.

31. Rachel always preferred a wooden man with a mean bite.

Well, this is awkward. Hey, I know there are plenty of girls who like the Nutcracker. But this is ridiculous.

Well, this is awkward. Hey, I know there are plenty of girls who like the Nutcracker. But this is ridiculous.

32. Before you give gifts, always make sure they’re age appropriate first.

Because I know you don't get a pot leaf poster for anyone under 18. But I think this is supposed to be a joke.

Because I know you don’t get a pot leaf poster for anyone under 18. But I think this is supposed to be a joke.

33. Is it just me, or does Santa not seem like his jolly old self lately?

Unfortunately, little Jimmy got stuck with the evil Santa at the mall. He hasn't been seen since.

Unfortunately, little Jimmy got stuck with the evil Santa at the mall. He hasn’t been seen since.

34. Christmas is always a time of precious moments.

Yet, in this case, I don't think little Brittany is holding her brother like that because she loves him. Quite the contrary.

Yet, in this case, I don’t think little Brittany is holding her brother like that because she loves him. Quite the contrary. Her parents might want to get her some psychiatric testing.

35. There’s always that one angel.

The blond girl is like, "Perfect little angel? My ass." Yeah, really not in the angelic spirit.

The blond girl is like, “Perfect little angel? My ass.” Yeah, really not in the angelic spirit.

36. “We just had some problems with the Christmas wrapping.”

Grown people dressed as elves for Santa. Not sure what to think about that. Might be less lame if they dressed as elves from Lord of the Rings.

Grown people dressed as elves for Santa. Not sure what to think about that. Might be less lame if they dressed as elves from Lord of the Rings.

37. Okay, baby, tell us how you really feel about family Christmas card photoshoots.

I guess baby Gabriel couldn't keep it to himself. Yes, I know photoshoots are a real pain in the ass.

I guess baby Gabriel couldn’t keep it to himself. Yes, I know photoshoots are a real pain in the ass.

38. “Another blue dress shirt? Well, this sucks.”

Even funnier that this boy is already wearing a shirt like this one. Guess his aunt didn't get the memo.

Even funnier that this boy is already wearing a shirt like this one. Guess his aunt didn’t get the memo.

39. Seems like Santa doesn’t need a chimney to get in this house.

Because he's apparently popped out of the attic. Okay, those are just decorations.

Because he’s apparently popped out of the attic. Okay, those are just decorations.

40. No, Grandpa, now’s not the time to give Grandma your dick in a box.

I know this is a joke that's a takeoff from an SNL sketch. And I know I'm pushing the envelope with this one. But I couldn't avoid including it if I tried.

I know this is a joke that’s a takeoff from an SNL sketch. And I know I’m pushing the envelope with this one. But I couldn’t avoid including it if I tried.

41. Sometimes even Santa has moments when he questions his sanity.

In this one, Santa wonders whether he's had too much eggnog. Or too many of Mrs. Claus's special brownies.

In this one, Santa wonders whether he’s had too much eggnog. Or too many of Mrs. Claus’s special brownies.

42. Christmas is a time to feel the joy.

Unfortunately, this baby ain't feeling it. Yeah, babies can be quite temperamental in these photos.

Unfortunately, this baby ain’t feeling it. Yeah, babies can be quite temperamental in these photos.

43. This year, Santa went to Whoville.

And once again, he has some interesting stories to tell about that place. Yes, this is pretty ridiculous.

And once again, he has some interesting stories to tell about that place. Yes, this is pretty ridiculous.

44. For unto us a child is born.

However, nativity scene photo reenactments can only go so far. Having your baby play baby Jesus? Fine and perfectly normal. Having your cat play baby Jesus? What the fuck?

However, nativity scene photo reenactments can only go so far. Having your baby play baby Jesus? Fine and perfectly normal. Having your cat play baby Jesus? What the fuck?

45. What better way to spend Christmas than for a drink among friends?

Don't get me wrong, they're all the same woman. Yes, doesn't seem to be in a jolly mood.

Don’t get me wrong, they’re all the same woman. Yes, doesn’t seem to be in a jolly mood.

46. Apparently, the heads seem to pop out of the stocking.

This Christmas card was made possible by photoshop and acid. Yes, they had LSD in the 1950s, too. Just ask Cary Grant who promoted it.

This Christmas card was made possible by photoshop and acid. Yes, they had LSD in the 1950s, too. Just ask Cary Grant who promoted it.

47. “Uh, excuse me, Santa, but I have to go to the bathroom.”

"Timmy, that's no way how to touch yourself in public." Then again, he doesn't seem to be comfortable at all.

“Timmy, that’s no way how to touch yourself in public.” Then again, he doesn’t seem to be comfortable at all.

48. The family that sleeps together, stays together.

Now this is awkward. Let's hope this one is just reserved for the kids, please.

Now this is awkward. Let’s hope this one is just reserved for the kids, please.

49. Before you celebrate the holidays, be sure you get the sweater memo.

Yes, this family has the same sweater on for Christmas. But at least they have different colors according to gender.

Yes, this family has the same sweater on for Christmas. But at least they have different colors according to gender.

50. Finally, Suzie has the dress for her pet monkey.

For the record, don't keep monkeys as pets. Yes, I know they may be cute but they can inflict serious injury. Besides, they're wild animals not meant for you dress like a doll.

For the record, don’t keep monkeys as pets. Yes, I know they may be cute but they can inflict serious injury. Besides, they’re wild animals not meant for you dress like a doll.

51. Looks like one elf has gone postal.

Relax, these are kids just acting up. Well, at least the younger one is. The older one is trying to restrain.

Relax, these are kids just acting up. Well, at least the younger one is. The older one is trying to restrain.

52. Christmas is always a time to be merry and bright.

Unfortunately, the dogs don't seem to be jolly. In fact, they seem to be at each other's throats.

Unfortunately, the dogs don’t seem to be jolly. In fact, they seem to be at each other’s throats.

53. When arranging your Christmas towels, make sure they don’t spell anything unfortunate. This is especially if your name is Peterson.

Yeah, that's really not a great Christmas message. But at least it's an accurate one for a bathroom.

Yeah, that’s really not a great Christmas message. But at least it’s an accurate one for a bathroom.

54. This Christmas, it’s the family that bathes together that stays together.

A family in a tub? Really? Do they have any idea how ridiculous that is? Hope they're wearing swimsuits, good God.

A family in a tub? Really? Do they have any idea how ridiculous that is? Hope they’re wearing swimsuits, good God.

55. Grumpy Cat really doesn’t want to pose for your Christmas card.

Like how the couple explained their cats on how they couldn't cooperate. Yeah, cats march to a different drummer.

Like how the couple explained their cats on how they couldn’t cooperate. Yeah, cats march to a different drummer.

56. Meanwhile, at a Christmas pageant in Colorado…

Three wisemen come from the East bearing gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh-uana. Luckily Willie Nelson did a Christmas song on myrrh-uana on Colbert's Christmas special.

Three wisemen come from the East bearing gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh-uana. Luckily Willie Nelson did a Christmas song on myrrh-uana on Colbert’s Christmas special.

57. “We’d like to wish our family a Merry Christmas…from Florida.”

The flamingo is not fooling anybody. Like the shark costume. And the Santa statue.

The flamingo is not fooling anybody. Like the shark costume. And the Santa statue.

58. “Please, please, take us away from this man! Please, we beg you!”

Poor Santa doesn't seem to know what to do here. Still, a lot of kids are scared of Santa. Remember that.

Poor Santa doesn’t seem to know what to do here. Still, a lot of kids are scared of Santa. Remember that.

59. Nothing says Christmas like spending a day in a sauna with your family.

So the whole family is in towels? Why the hell? This is just crazy on so many levels.

So the whole family is in towels? Why the hell? This is just crazy on so many levels.

60. When she said she wanted anything Frozen, she didn’t mean peas.

Any parent should know this. For God's sake, she would've been happy with an Anna and Elsa notebook. She's understandably pissed.

Any parent should know this. For God’s sake, she would’ve been happy with an Anna and Elsa notebook. She’s understandably pissed.

61. Make your season merry by dressing your family in candy cane pajamas.

Yes, they all come striped. But some are in green as well as red. Yes, this is ridiculous.

Yes, they all come striped. But some are in green as well as red. Yes, this is ridiculous.

62. Unfortunately, Travis was acting up so he had to be restrained.

However, having him duct taped to a wall is kind of pushing it. Seriously, is that even necessary?

However, having him duct taped to a wall is kind of pushing it. Seriously, is that even necessary?

63. The family dog helped decorate the tree this year.

Okay, this is definitely photoshop. Because dogs can't fly. But no one seems to care.

Okay, this is definitely photoshop. Because dogs can’t fly. But no one seems to care.

64. Merry Christmas from the stick figure kids.

I know they're supposed to be cowboys riding horses. But this don't look right.

I know they’re supposed to be cowboys riding horses. But this don’t look right.

65. As we all know, cauliflower faced Santa must be avoided at all times.

Yes, that's a really sketchy Santa. I fear for the boy who's on his lap.

Yes, that’s a really sketchy Santa. I fear for the boy who’s on his lap.

66. There are some gifts for a significant other that are meant to be given in private.

This pair of candy cane boxes is among these. Yeah, I know what, "Lick Me" means.

This pair of candy cane boxes is among these. Yeah, I know what, “Lick Me” means.

67. That moment when the mall Santa can’t wait until his shift is up.

Yeah, he doesn't seem to like his gig too much. Doesn't seem to care for kids either.

Yeah, he doesn’t seem to like his gig too much. Doesn’t seem to care for kids either.

68. Baby Ralphie really admires the leg lamp.

Wonder what the grandparents would think if they saw this Christmas card. This is a play off A Christmas Story.

Wonder what the grandparents would think if they saw this Christmas card. This is a play off A Christmas Story.

69. Merry Christmas from the 21st century.

Yeah, it's kind of like that. Everyone seems to be glued to their devices save the dad.

Yeah, it’s kind of like that. Everyone seems to be glued to their devices save the dad.

70. “How about we all try to catch the snowball?”

Well, not sure if they have a snowball's chance in hell. But this is quite funny.

Well, not sure if they have a snowball’s chance in hell. But this is quite funny.

What I Want for Christmas Letters to Santa

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Every Christmas it’s not uncommon for kids to write letters to Santa Claus on what they want for Christmas. Normally this would consist of kids writing requests for toys. But it’s not always the case. This letter above is by my cousin Ben wrote in preschool. Of course, he can be a little smartass since he’s asking for the whole kit and caboodle. Seeing this letter on Facebook got me thinking about the kind of letters kids write to Santa. Turns out the internet has plenty of letters from various sites like Buzzfeed. Anyway, for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of children’s letters to the big guy at the North Pole. In case you want to know about letters to Santa, it’s perfectly fine to send your letter to the North Pole since the United States Postal Service has their own Letters from Santa program.

  1. Dear Santa, give me a Lady Gaga doll or I’ll break your legs.
Little Tommy isn't fooling around either, Santa. You better give this kid a Lady Gaga doll. Sounds like a mobster at the end.

Little Tommy isn’t fooling around either, Santa. You better give this kid a Lady Gaga doll. Sounds like a mobster at the end.

2. If you want to know what this kid wants for Christmas, here’s the link.

Makes me wonder why children don't e-mail Santa more often. Might make Santa's work much easier.

Makes me wonder why children don’t e-mail Santa more often. Might make Santa’s work much easier.

3. Apparently, one kid isn’t happy about Santa Claus this year.

Guess this kid saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus last Christmas. Seems to be a little Grinch in the making.

Guess this kid saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus last Christmas. Seems to be a little Grinch in the making.

4. Well, at least this little girl is honest.

Then again, she may not be that greedy. Or she just might be blurting out song lyrics. Not sure which.

Then again, she may not be that greedy. Or she just might be blurting out song lyrics. Not sure which.

5. Send a computer to Jack if you have the money, Santa.

Sure a computer might be expensive and bulky. But if Santa will give one, it'll be for the whole family, not just the kid.

Sure a computer might be expensive and bulky. But if Santa will give one, it’ll be for the whole family, not just the kid.

6. Someone seems worried that Santa would get stuck in the chimney.

Uh, I'm sure Santa will have no problem coming down chimneys. But the kid makes an excellent point.

Uh, I’m sure Santa will have no problem coming down chimneys. But the kid makes an excellent point.

7. Dear Santa, if you don’t give me what I want, I will hunt you down and kill you.

Santa, you might want to give the little girl what she wants. Because she certainly means business. Then again, I don't think Santa and his reindeer could die.

Santa, you might want to give the little girl what she wants. Because she certainly means business. Then again, I don’t think Santa and his reindeer could die.

8. Dear Santa, I’ve been a good boy this year so why did you give me stupid presents?

Boy, seems like Johnny was very disappointed with what he got for Christmas. And he doesn't seem to take it well.

Boy, seems like Johnny was very disappointed with what he got for Christmas. And he doesn’t seem to take it well.

9. So, Santa, how are things at the North Pole.

Well, at least this one is friendly. But the Hot Topic gift card request kills me.

Well, at least this one is friendly. But the Hot Topic gift card request kills me.

10. Dear, Santa, if you’re real, please prove it to me.

Good luck with asking proof from Santa that he exists. Still, you can't really blame the kid for trying.

Good luck with asking proof from Santa that he exists. Still, you can’t really blame the kid for trying.

11. Dear Santa, I’ve been okay this year, here’s what my family wants for Christmas.

This little girl even listed her home and cell number to Santa. I think Santa doesn't need to know that.

This little girl even listed her home and cell number to Santa. I think Santa doesn’t need to know that.

12. Dear Santa, bring me toys or I will hurt Rudolph further.

The kid even has a graphic of Rudolph's nose in a box. Still, I don't think that'll sway Santa.

The kid even has a graphic of Rudolph’s nose in a box. Still, I don’t think that’ll sway Santa.

13. Dear Santa, just sand me Hannah Montana everything.

I'm sure this letter was written before 2013 when Miley Cyrus's Hannah Montana was extremely popular with young girls. Yet, her wholesome image would soon change after her Disney Channel show ended.

I’m sure this letter was written before 2013 when Miley Cyrus’s Hannah Montana was extremely popular with young girls. Yet, her wholesome image would soon change after her Disney Channel show ended.

14. This year Lucy wants a bank account and a slim body and not get the two mixed up.

I'm sure Lucy's wishes echo what a lot of adults want for Christmas. However, I'd just ask for the fat bank account.

I’m sure Lucy’s wishes echo what a lot of adults want for Christmas. However, I’d just ask for the fat bank account.

15. This kid seems to have a lot of questions about Santa.

Yet, little Spencer still sneaks in what he wants for Christmas. Still, this is cute.

Yet, little Spencer still sneaks in what he wants for Christmas. Still, this is cute.

16. Dear Santa, give me a camera because I want one.

Well, at least this kid gets straight to the point. Didn't really say why though.

Well, at least this kid gets straight to the point. Didn’t really say why though.

17. Santa, bring me a smartphone and something for my brother, too.

Judging from the crayon, I think she might be a bit young for a smart phone. But at least she keeps her brother in mind.

Judging from the crayon, I think she might be a bit young for a smart phone. But at least she keeps her brother in mind.

18. Santa, please give me Hannah Montana concert tickets and here’s why.

Looks like this little girl really did her homework on the music business. Like how she talked about scalpers.

Looks like this little girl really did her homework on the music business. Like how she talked about scalpers.

19. Please give me Yu-gi-oh for Christmas to impress the boys.

I guess this girl really has some inadequacy issues. Hey, girl, you don’t need to impress boys to be fulfilled in life. Also, how old are you?

20. Seems like this kid wants a bunch of hunting equipment for Christmas.

I think this guy might be a little old to write to Santa. Still, if he wants all that stuff for Christmas, he could easily go to places like Gander Mountain or Cabela's.

I think this guy might be a little old to write to Santa. Still, if he wants all that stuff for Christmas, he could easily go to places like Gander Mountain or Cabela’s.

21. Dear Santa, I want a lot of things for Christmas, does 39 items seem too much?

Guess this girl has a long list of what she wants for Christmas. But yes, 39 is a bit much.

Guess this girl has a long list of what she wants for Christmas. But yes, 39 is a bit much.

22. Dear Santa, if you bring anything with batteries make sure they’re included.

At least this seems pretty reasonable. Having gifts that require batteries that aren't included is a real pain in the ass.

At least this seems pretty reasonable. Having gifts that require batteries that aren’t included is a real pain in the ass.

23. Dear Santa Claus, give me $5.3 billion.

I'm sure people would want $5.3 billion at some point. But I think asking for a few hundred is much more reasonable.

I’m sure people would want $5.3 billion at some point. But I think asking for a few hundred is much more reasonable.

24. Dear Santa, please give me Taylor Swift tickets, Nordstrom clothes, and a boyfriend.

On second thought, the boyfriend seems more reasonable than the other two. However, dating doesn't work this way.

On second thought, the boyfriend seems more reasonable than the other two. However, dating doesn’t work this way.

25. Santa, I’m perfectly fine with getting coal and spending time with my family but I enjoy opening presents.

Seems like she's really buttering the big guy up. What a way to sneak it in, girl.

Seems like she’s really buttering the big guy up. What a way to sneak it in, girl.

26. Since Mommy’s on a diet, is Cheez-Its all right with you?

To be fair, kids don't understand much about nutrition. Also goes on to talk about pets.

To be fair, kids don’t understand much about nutrition. Also goes on to talk about pets.

27. For Christmas I’d want a stuffed chicken.

So this could mean a delectable dish or taxidermy. Hope it's the former. Because taxidermied animals are creepy.

So this could mean a delectable dish or taxidermy. Hope it’s the former. Because taxidermied animals are creepy.

28. Looks like the game cops and robbers has become more advanced these days.

Wonder what asking for such police stuff says about our culture these days. I think handcuffs would've been more reasonable.

Wonder what asking for such police stuff says about our culture these days. I think handcuffs would’ve been more reasonable.

29. Santa, this year I want a puppy, a real puppy, not a stuffed one.

As we all know, puppies make terrible Christmas gifts since many would prefer to pick the animal. But this kid doesn't understand that.

As we all know, puppies make terrible Christmas gifts since many would prefer to pick the animal. But this kid doesn’t understand that.

30. Dear Santa, please take everyone’s guns away.

Hey, kid, maybe you should ask Santa for reasonable gun control laws like universal background checks and an assault weapons ban. No need to resort to drastic measures.

Hey, kid, maybe you should ask Santa for reasonable gun control laws like universal background checks and an assault weapons ban. No need to resort to drastic measures.

31. Dear Santa, send diapers for my baby brother.

I'm guessing this kid is at least pre-school age. From how I look at it. The incident with the pee is disgusting.

I’m guessing this kid is at least pre-school age. From how I look at it. The incident with the pee is disgusting.

32. Santa, give me a puppy. By the way, you suck.

This kid doesn't seem very happy. Yeah, please rub it in Santa's face, how could you?

This kid doesn’t seem very happy. Yeah, please rub it in Santa’s face, how could you?

33. Dear Santa, either turn me into a dragon or give me a pet dragon.

Sure dragons may be cool. But that doesn't mean you'd want one. Just read Harry Potter or any fantasy story. Besides, they're mythical creatures anyway.

Sure dragons may be cool. But that doesn’t mean you’d want one. Just read Harry Potter or any fantasy story. Besides, they’re mythical creatures anyway.

34. Dear Santa, I’m beginning to wonder about your elves’ work quality.

Well, elf competency concerns is reasonable. Too bad that a lot of the products this kid describes is probably made from cheap labor in an Asian nation.

Well, elf competency concerns is reasonable. Too bad that a lot of the products this kid describes is probably made from cheap labor in an Asian nation.

35. This Christmas give a turtle since they’re cool.

Sure turtles may be cool in their own way. They're also a lot of work and aren't very nice.

Sure turtles may be cool in their own way. They’re also a lot of work and aren’t very nice.

36. Santa, is it true you’re not coming to my house because Obama got reelected?

From reading this, I wonder what this kid's parents listen to. I'm sure they voted for that steaming piece of shit Donald Trump this year.

From reading this, I wonder what this kid’s parents listen to. I’m sure they voted for that steaming piece of shit Donald Trump this year.

37. Santa, if you give anyone a monkey, it will be bad.

At least the kid knows a think or two about why keeping exotic pets is a bad idea. If I had a kid who wants a monkey, they could forget it.

At least the kid knows a think or two about why keeping exotic pets is a bad idea. If I had a kid who wants a monkey, they could forget it.

38. Dear Santa, please don’t give me a little sister in 2 years.

I'm sure Samantha won't like it if her mom has to tell her she's pregnant. That won't go well.

I’m sure Samantha won’t like it if her mom has to tell her she’s pregnant. That won’t go well.

39. Santa, could you get me a couple of things for Christmas? Here’s a list.

Note: When a letter to Santa says, "Flip page" you can tell it's not just a couple of things. Yeah, kid has a long list.

Note: When a letter to Santa says, “Flip page” you can tell it’s not just a couple of things. Yeah, kid has a long list.

40. Dear Santa, please give me these presents for my life depends on it.

I'm sure this kid won't get a lot of these presents. And it's not going to be the end of the world. Though there always has to be one who makes everything seem dramatic.

I’m sure this kid won’t get a lot of these presents. And it’s not going to be the end of the world. Though there always has to be one who makes everything seem dramatic.

41. Haven’t been too good this year, but could you send me a LEGO train anyway.

Uh, doesn't Santa give presents to the good kids? Not sure if this child knows how it works.

Uh, doesn’t Santa give presents to the good kids? Not sure if this child knows how it works.

42. Dear Santa, could you give me superpowers if possible?

Sorry, kid, but superpowers don't work that way. You can't just ask Santa for them.

Sorry, kid, but superpowers don’t work that way. You can’t just ask Santa for them.

43. For Christmas this year I want hair like Rapunzel.

No, kid, you don't want 5 feet long hair. Because you'd probably have to spend a lot on hair care products and hours brushing it.

No, kid, you don’t want 5 feet long hair. Because you’d probably have to spend a lot on hair care products and hours brushing it.

44. No, Santa, I didn’t mean that. I would never do that.

From PopSugar: "Dear Santa, sorry for saying, 'I'm going to punch you in the face!' I would never do that because I am a good boy and I know hitting is wrong. Love, Ryder."

From PopSugar: “Dear Santa, sorry for saying, ‘I’m going to punch you in the face!’ I would never do that because I am a good boy and I know hitting is wrong. Love, Ryder.”

45. Here’s all the stuff I want for Christmas.

Man, those look pretty expensive. But at least she's smart to use the Wal Mart catalog.

Man, those look pretty expensive. But at least she’s smart to use the Wal Mart catalog.

46. Dear Santa, how do you get into my house?

I'm guessing this kid's family doesn't have a chimney. I'm sure Santa has other ways.

I’m guessing this kid’s family doesn’t have a chimney. I’m sure Santa has other ways.

47. Dear Santa, please help the homeless and here’s what I want.

Sure the kid may want Santa to help the homeless. But everyone has a list of their own toys.

Sure the kid may want Santa to help the homeless. But everyone has a list of their own toys.

48. Santa, my dad talked about the Krampus and he gave me nightmares.

Either this girl is scared of the Krampus or she's using the monster as a bargaining chip. Not sure which.

Either this girl is scared of the Krampus or she’s using the monster as a bargaining chip. Not sure which.

49. Dear Santa, please give me $100 and a $50 gift card and it cant’ be to food places.

This girl really doesn't mess around. Also wants to be able to paint her nails.

This girl really doesn’t mess around. Also wants to be able to paint her nails.

50. Dear Mr. Claus, I’ve been very bad so please send me coal.

This is certainly not from a kid but a CEO of a coal company. And no, Santa, coal won't teach him a lesson. How about give him a possible long jail sentence for environmental and worker safety violations?

This is certainly not from a kid but a CEO of a coal company. And no, Santa, coal won’t teach him a lesson. How about give him a possible long jail sentence for environmental and worker safety violations?

51. What I want for Christmas is a McDonald’s in my neighborhood.

I'm not sure what to think of this. Because a McDonald's is one of the last things I'd want in my community.

I’m not sure what to think of this. Because a McDonald’s is one of the last things I’d want in my community.

52. Dear Santa, can you send me a mixed elf on the shelf?

Yes, I know there are plenty of families that do Elf on the Shelf. But to be honest, Elf on the Shelf is creepy which is why I like to make fun of it around the holidays.

Yes, I know there are plenty of families that do Elf on the Shelf. But to be honest, Elf on the Shelf is creepy which is why I like to make fun of it around the holidays.

53. Dear Santa, I don’t ask for much. Maybe about 100 things.

Uh, asking for 100 things is going way overboard. How about you narrow it down a bit?

Uh, asking for 100 things is going way overboard. How about you narrow it down a bit?

54. Santa, if you can please don’t send me any clothes!

Yeah, we all know kids don't like getting clothes for Christmas. They're not fun like toys. But kids have no idea that they need them.

Yeah, we all know kids don’t like getting clothes for Christmas. They’re not fun like toys. But kids have no idea that they need them.

55. Give it to me straight, Santa, am I on the naughty list?

Well, that might be a good question. But would you really want to know?

Well, that might be a good question. But would you really want to know?

56. Dear Santa, is it true you read all the letters because I doubt it.

Well, at least this girl is being reasonable about the letters. Yet, she still made a list.

Well, at least this girl is being reasonable about the letters. Yet, she still made a list.

57. Dear Santa, I’ve been good this year. I’ve brought beer to my dad from the fridge.

To be fair, this girl may not understand that bringing beer for Daddy from the fridge may not be a good idea. This is especially if Daddy has a problem.

To be fair, this girl may not understand that bringing beer for Daddy from the fridge may not be a good idea. This is especially if Daddy has a problem.

58. If Santa was wise, he might consider giving this kid a dictionary for Christmas.

I don't expect these letters to be grammatically sound with proper spelling. But this one contains the words "slay" for "sleigh" and "rape" for "wrap." So it's pretty noteworthy for a post like this.

I don’t expect these letters to be grammatically sound with proper spelling. But this one contains the words “slay” for “sleigh” and “rape” for “wrap.” So it’s pretty noteworthy for a post like this.

59. Dear Santa, sorry for being bad but could you give me a few things.

You know these kind of letters are usually followed by a long list. Yeah, those aren't just a few things.

You know these kind of letters are usually followed by a long list. Yeah, those aren’t just a few things.

60. Dear Santa, I have a few questions to ask.

I'm sure Santa could answer those for you soon. And yes, he will be quiet, believe me.

I’m sure Santa could answer those for you soon. And yes, he will be quiet, believe me.

61. Dear Santa, can you please bring me pizza?

If you want pizza, there are better ways than asking Santa for it. How about calling your local pizza place?

If you want pizza, there are better ways than asking Santa for it. How about calling your local pizza place?

62. Dear Santa, please, please, please give me these things.

Hey, kid, you don't need to say please all the time. I'm sure Santa understands.

Hey, kid, you don’t need to say please all the time. I’m sure Santa understands.

63. Santa better bring a pony this year.

Still, that's a terrible pony drawing. What the hell is it? Looks like some weird cartoon alien.

Still, that’s a terrible pony drawing. What the hell is it? Looks like some weird cartoon alien. Still, the kid’s not fooling around.

64. Dear Santa, I’ve been good this year since I’ve picked up a lot of crap.

Picking up dog poop is nothing to be humble about. But where I live, you don't have to do that.

Picking up dog poop is nothing to be humble about. But where I live, you don’t have to do that.

65. Santa, can you fill this questionnaire for me?

Seems like this kid wants to know a little bit more about Santa. Not sure if Santa has any time for that.

Seems like this kid wants to know a little bit more about Santa. Not sure if Santa has any time for that.

66. Santa, show yourself to me that you’re real.

Guess this kid doesn't buy in the whole Santa thing. You probably have that with kids sometimes.

Guess this kid doesn’t buy in the whole Santa thing. You probably have that with kids sometimes.

67. Dear Santa, can you send me a real pet cub, please?

I'm sure this kid will be very disappointed on Christmas. Because a real cub for Christmas is worse than a puppy. For the love of God, they grow up to be fierce wild cats. Maybe a stuffed one would be better.

I’m sure this kid will be very disappointed on Christmas. Because a real cub for Christmas is worse than a puppy. For the love of God, they grow up to be fierce wild cats. Maybe a stuffed one would be better.

68. Dear Santa, I’ve been okay but if you don’t give me anything I understand.

Well, at least this kid is trying to have a more realistic self-awareness. And at least shows appreciation.

Well, at least this kid is trying to have a more realistic self-awareness. And at least shows appreciation.

69. Dear Santa, please give me a new football because my evil little brother stole mine.

Sibling rivalries always start young, don't they? Also, probably doesn't have a chimney.

Sibling rivalries always start young, don’t they? Also, probably doesn’t have a chimney.

70. Dear Santa, I have big butts and I cannot lie…

Well, at least the kid didn't use the whole song. Because it has rather adult lyrics. But it's funny.

Well, at least the kid didn’t use the whole song. Because it has rather adult lyrics. But it’s funny.

71. Dear Santa, please send me a Venus flytrap.

Okay, other than the Venus Flytrap bit, the letter is mostly normal. However, you have to wonder about this kid when you see the illustrations.

Okay, other than the Venus Flytrap bit, the letter is mostly normal. However, you have to wonder about this kid when you see the illustrations.

72. Santa, does Rudolph have two noses?

No, Rudolph just has one nose, kid. What made you ask that question?

No, Rudolph just has one nose, kid. What made you ask that question?

73. Dear Santa, I know you’re a marketing ploy but I just want stuff or else.

The boy even says that Santa and his wife are gambling addicts and has a picture of the Grim Reaper. Also, talks about the Dolphin mafia.

The boy even says that Santa and his wife are gambling addicts and has a picture of the Grim Reaper. Also, talks about the Dolphin mafia.

74. Dear Santa, please get my boat to work for it’s just in my yard.

Too bad this kid has no idea if a boat should work, it should be in water. And please let the boat be a toy.

Too bad this kid has no idea if a boat should work, it should be in water. And please let the boat be a toy.

75. Dear Santa, give me a signed picture of you and your elves.

I don't think Santa gives out autographed photos, kid. And I'm sure elves might not be allowed to send their photos out to children either.

I don’t think Santa gives out autographed photos, kid. And I’m sure elves might not be allowed to send their photos out to children either.

76. Dear Santa, here are the things I want and can you send me Steeler stuff?

Looks like he left somethings out in his original letter. Not sure if he lives in my area since the Steelers are my local NFL team.

Looks like he left somethings out in his original letter. Not sure if he lives in my area since the Steelers are my local NFL team.

77. Santa, you’re fat you’ll be getting no cookies at my house this year.

Man, this girl says that Santa needs to lose some pounds so she and her mom are giving him veggies. Not sure if the big guy would appreciate it.

Man, this girl says that Santa needs to lose some pounds so she and her mom are giving him veggies. Not sure if the big guy would appreciate it.

78. Dear Santa, please give my brother Mitch some things since he writes bad and hates reading.

Seems like this girl doesn't have a lot of nice things to say about him. Also, she tells Santa that's not his sign.

Seems like this girl doesn’t have a lot of nice things to say about him. Also, she tells Santa that’s not his sign.

79. Dear Santa, please bring Leonardo DiCaprio to my house this year.

Sorry, but I don't think Santa could do that. Also, I'm not sure if he's cute at the moment, especially since the Revenant. But if you live in an area adversely affected by climate change, maybe he'll stop by.

Sorry, but I don’t think Santa could do that. Also, I’m not sure if he’s cute at the moment, especially since the Revenant. But if you live in an area adversely affected by climate change, maybe he’ll stop by.

80. Dear Santa, can you sign this to prove you’re real?

And I see, "Ho Ho Ho" on the line. Not sure if that's what this little boy wants.

And I see, “Ho Ho Ho” on the line. Not sure if that’s what this little boy wants.

81. Santa, can you please come before 6:00 a.m.?

Because Santa shouldn't want to wake up this early bird. Also stocking on the left.

Because Santa shouldn’t want to wake up this early bird. Also stocking on the left.

82. Santa, will you give me a second chance this year? Explain.

This kid put "yes/no" and lines for Santa to write on. Not sure if Santa wants to answer that.

This kid put “yes/no” and lines for Santa to write on. Not sure if Santa wants to answer that.

83. Santa, I just want my family to be happy and these things.

The materialism is bound to creep up somehow. It always does in these kind of letters.

The materialism is bound to creep up somehow. It always does in these kind of letters.

84. Dear Santa, I have a lot of questions to ask you.

This one asks what Santa is giving his sisters, whether his friend is on nice list and what Santa does with the gifts he can't fit in his sleigh. Also, how tall are elves.

This one asks what Santa is giving his sisters, whether his friend is on nice list and what Santa does with the gifts he can’t fit in his sleigh. Also, how tall are elves.

85. Seems like Calvin knows what he wants for Christmas.

Okay, I don't think this is from a kid. Because I don't think children would even watch The Internship that stars Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn.

Okay, I don’t think this is from a kid. Because I don’t think children would even watch The Internship that stars Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn.

86. Sorry, we couldn’t give you any cookies, Santa, and the gingerbread made us sick.

Well, what can I say? Shit happens. We all have Christmas disasters.

Well, what can I say? Shit happens. We all have Christmas disasters.

87. Dear Santa, I haven’t seen a reindeer so can you leave Rudolph at our house?

No, I don't think Santa will leave Rudolph. He needs his lead reindeer.

No, I don’t think Santa will leave Rudolph. He needs his lead reindeer.

88. Dear Santa, can you please send pacifiers for my sister so we can sleep?

Guess her sister really likes to make a lot of noise all the time. It's probably because she's a baby.

Guess her sister really likes to make a lot of noise all the time. It’s probably because she’s a baby.

89. What I want for Christmas this year is some toys and an AK-47.

No, you don't want to give an AK-47 for Christmas. What about a better gift like almost anything else?

No, you don’t want to give an AK-47 for Christmas. What about a better gift like almost anything else?

90. Dear Santa, there are some things I want so I devised a list for you.

This girl goes on to describe how she listed what she want. It gets pretty complicated.

This girl goes on to describe how she listed what she want. It gets pretty complicated.

91. Dear Mr. Claus, in accordance with the Christian holiday, here are the things I want for Christmas.

He goes on to say that other items would be added at a later date. So Santa should stay tuned.

He goes on to say that other items would be added at a later date. So Santa should stay tuned.

92. Dear Santa, I really want a puppy, just give me one.

Seems like this girl really wants a puppy for Christmas. As I said before, puppies make terrible Christmas gifts. Better to have her pick out her own.

Seems like this girl really wants a puppy for Christmas. As I said before, puppies make terrible Christmas gifts. Better to have her pick out her own.

93. Dear Santa, I always enjoy your presents but forgive the bad stuff I did this year.

This kid really knows how to lap it up. Also requests that Santa come when parents are sleeping.

This kid really knows how to lap it up. Also requests that Santa come when parents are sleeping.

94. Dear Santa, I’ve been good but I’m not sure about my sister.

Well, sibling problems are quite common. But this boy really wants to say his sister hasn't been that great.

Well, sibling problems are quite common. But this boy really wants to say his sister hasn’t been that great.

95. Dear Santa, please make my brother nicer and bring him back.

I don't know about you. But I worry whether this boy wants Santa to kidnap his brother. This is kind of disturbing.

I don’t know about you. But I worry whether this boy wants Santa to kidnap his brother. This is kind of disturbing.

96. This Christmas Evie’s been a bad girl but she needs presents.

But Evie doesn't being bad should disqualify her from presents. But still, this is cute.

But Evie doesn’t being bad should disqualify her from presents. But still, this is cute.

97. Dear Santa, please give me a DS, I’ll give you money.

This boy seems like a smooth talker. Wonder how far it would get him.

This boy seems like a smooth talker. Wonder how far it would get him.

98. If you want to see my Christmas list, text my dad.

Chances are this is going to be a long list. Since I know where this is going.

Chances are this is going to be a long list. Since I know where this is going.

99. Dear Santa, please leave the gifts at the door because I won’t be home for Christmas.

I suppose there are some kids who would be away for Christmas. But I'm sure Santa could manage.

I suppose there are some kids who would be away for Christmas. But I’m sure Santa could manage.

100. Dear Santa, how do you poop? Does it look different?

Uh, I think that's a question no one wants to ask. Except the kid who wrote this.

Uh, I think that’s a question no one wants to ask. Except the kid who wrote this.

The Sweet Candy World of Gingerbread Architecture

Posted by historymaniacmegan on

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Two to three years ago, I did a gingerbread house post that was more or less suited to mock the tacky houses I’ve seen on the internet. However, since gingerbread houses are all the rage at Christmas time, I plan to do a post that shows all the great houses you’d see since there are plenty from Pinterest and other websites. Anyway, though gingerbread has been around since medieval times and was used to celebrate certain occasions, gingerbread houses didn’t really become all the rage until the early 1800s in Germany after the wake of the Grimm fairy tale “Hansel and Gretel.” And we all know that fairy tale centers on two abandoned children who befall on a gingerbread house that’s actually bait for a witch’s kiddie trap. Yes, it’s disturbing. But food historians claim that people made gingerbread houses before that in Germany. Yet, these suddenly became popular during Christmas and the rest is history. Today many families built gingerbread houses this time of year as a tradition and there are even contests for it. And not all of these structures are houses either. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of gingerbread houses that look good enough but too pretty to eat.

  1. A gingerbread US Capitol contains mints and plenty of frosting.
Sure it might look good on the outside. But the inside may contain a government body with a lower approval rating than pond scum.

Sure it might look good on the outside. But the inside may contain a government body with a lower approval rating than pond scum.

2. In New England, a gingerbread harbor is all the rage.

Never saw something like this before. Just a dock, boat, and shops.

Never saw something like this before. Just a dock, boat, and shops.

3. Someday your prince will come in this gingerbread Snow White’s castle.

This one has a bit of snow on it. And it seems darker than the other Disney princess castles. Maybe it's because the Wicked Queen lives there.

This one has a bit of snow on it. And it seems darker than the other Disney princess castles. Maybe it’s because the Wicked Queen lives there.

4. Of course, would you like fries with this gingerbread McDonald’s?

Well, this is in a more retro style than most of the current restaurants. But it's quite clever.

Well, this is in a more retro style than most of the current restaurants. But it’s quite clever.

5. A Christmas house must always be decked with boughs of holly.

This one has garland on its columns. Love the red shutters and green on the windows.

This one has garland on its columns. Love the red shutters and green on the windows.

6. Balconies and roofs can always be held up by candy canes.

And this fancy gingerbread house is no exception. Love the swirly design on this though.

And this fancy gingerbread house is no exception. Love the swirly design on this though.

7. A pink roof on a gingerbread house is just as sweet.

This one has some pink edging on the windows. Like the pretzel fence. Lovely.

This one has some pink edging on the windows. Like the pretzel fence. Lovely.

8. This gingerbread castle would be the envy of all Candyland.

Yes, that's certainly a very fancy castle. Or is it a village? At any rate, you have to admire the decoration.

Yes, that’s certainly a very fancy castle. Or is it a village? At any rate, you have to admire the decoration.

9. A gingerbread toy shop would make you feel like a kid again.

This looks like what you'd expect from an old timey toy shop to resemble. Like that kid peering through the window.

This looks like what you’d expect from an old timey toy shop to resemble. Like that kid peering through the window.

10. A magnificent train station is always a sight to behold.

Yes, this is a rather ornate train station that almost resembles a mansion. Love the towers.

Yes, this is a rather ornate train station that almost resembles a mansion. Love the towers.

11. You’d almost think this gingerbread resort is a model.

Yes, it certainly looks like it since it doesn't seem real Christmasy. Well, with the exception of the decorated tree.

Yes, it certainly looks like it since it doesn’t seem real Christmasy. Well, with the exception of the decorated tree.

12. This clock tower is ever befitting for one near Santa’s workshop.

It even has a snowflake on top as well as a train track. Yes, Santa would be proud.

It even has a snowflake on top as well as a train track. Yes, Santa would be proud.

13. Row houses always have to be well decorated in red and green.

Well, that looks quite quaint. Love how each one is decorated the same way. and red brick road.

Well, that looks quite quaint. Love how each one is decorated the same way. and red brick road.

14. With Victorian row houses, have each one stacked near a hill.

You can almost see houses like this in any old town. Like how each of them is covered in different color of icing.

You can almost see houses like this in any old town. Like how each of them is covered in different color of icing.

15. A blue dome is always easy on the eyes.

For some reason, this kind of reminds me of a funeral home. Not sure what it is. Like the balcony roof and weather vane.

For some reason, this kind of reminds me of a funeral home. Not sure what it is. Like the balcony roof and weather vane.

16. With this gingerbread house, you can count the days till Christmas.

Of course, advent calendars don't start on Advent. Still ,this is adorable.

Of course, advent calendars don’t start on Advent. Still ,this is adorable.

17. Chex cereal often makes great roofing material.

And it makes a more earthy look than a lot of icings. This one almost seems real.

And it makes a more earthy look than a lot of icings. This one almost seems real.

18. A gingerbread tree house overlooks a frozen lake.

Sure it's a small house but it has lights on the steps and stockings in front. Love it.

Sure it’s a small house but it has lights on the steps and stockings in front. Love it.

19. A plain blue house is better than nothing.

Yes, this might be a small cottage. But it surely looks cozy and ordinary.

Yes, this might be a small cottage. But it surely looks cozy and ordinary.

20. For you maritime fans, this gingerbread lighthouse is for you.

Well, it's surely in a seafaring style. It even has a mermaid at the lake with presents.

Well, it’s surely in a seafaring style. It even has a mermaid at the lake with presents.

21. For those dreaming for a white Christmas, this is the perfect gingerbread house for you.

And by "white," I mean a Christmas with snow on the ground. Still, not sure of what to feel about the icicles here.

And by “white,” I mean a Christmas with snow on the ground. Still, not sure of what to feel about the icicles here.

22. Santa’s workshop always seems to be a festive place at the North Pole.

Well, that will surely stand out in the fog of night. But it's surely whimsical for the holiday season.

Well, that will surely stand out in the fog of night. But it’s surely whimsical for the holiday season.

23. High end gingerbread people have their fun at a gingerbread country club.

Well, this one looks almost real. Still, golf courses are a serious waste of space if you ask me.

Well, this one looks almost real. Still, golf courses are a serious waste of space if you ask me.

24. A gingerbread house must always have a roof that stands out.

This one has tiles of pink, purple, and blue. Still, love the hearts and decorations.

This one has tiles of pink, purple, and blue. Still, love the hearts and decorations.

25. A gingerbread tiki bar offers all kinds of drinks.

This one has a gingerbread man bartender. Sure it's not Christmasy but I'll allow it.

This one has a gingerbread man bartender. Sure it’s not Christmasy but I’ll allow it.

26. A red brick gingerbread house should always go with a festive roof.

If it weren't for the Necco tiles, you'd almost think it was a scaled-down model. Love the wreath on this though.

If it weren’t for the Necco tiles, you’d almost think it was a scaled-down model. Love the wreath on this though.

27. Feast your sweet eyes on this lavender candy mansion.

Almost reminds me of those old estates I've seen in pastel colors. Still, love how it's lavender and decorated.

Almost reminds me of those old estates I’ve seen in pastel colors. Still, love how it’s lavender and decorated.

28. A pink Victorian can be just as enticing and sweet.

This one even has some Christmas decoration to it. Still, if it was black, it would be a haunted house.

This one even has some Christmas decoration to it. Still, if it was black, it would be a haunted house.

29. For a monumental Russian icon, you’ve never seen Moscow’s St. Basil’s Cathedral like this before.

Yes, it's surely a Russian spectacle. It's said that Ivan the Terrible had the architect's eyes removed so he'd never construct another beautiful building like this.

Yes, it’s surely a Russian spectacle. It’s said that Ivan the Terrible had the architect’s eyes removed so he’d never construct another beautiful building like this.

30. A gingerbread tree house is greatly shaded with popcorn leaves.

This one is from Good Housekeeping. Sure it's quite quaint but you have to admire the creativity that went into this.

This one is from Good Housekeeping. Sure it’s quite quaint but you have to admire the creativity that went into this.

31. A Tudor gingerbread house would withstand the test of time.

Okay, maybe not. But you have to admire how it's made with a tunnel.

Okay, maybe not. But you have to admire how it’s made with a tunnel.

32. You may have seen a gingerbread house. How about a gingerbread shop?

Not sure which shop it's supposed to be. But it's certainly well made like you'd see in a movie.

Not sure which shop it’s supposed to be. But it’s certainly well made like you’d see in a movie.

33. A gingerbread sweet shop is just the ticket.

After all, gingerbread houses are pastries that are decorated with candy. Well, inedible candy that is.

After all, gingerbread houses are pastries that are decorated with candy. Well, a lot of inedible candy that is.

34. Wonder what they make in that gingerbread mill.

It's most likely either a wheat mill or a sawmill. Either way, it'll go great with any display.

It’s most likely either a wheat mill or a sawmill. Either way, it’ll go great with any display.

35. You’d be hard pressed not to like this gingerbread teapot house.

Seems to remind me of something that's straight from Alice in Wonderland. Still, I think it's quite original for a gingerbread piece.

Seems to remind me of something that’s straight from Alice in Wonderland. Still, I think it’s quite original for a gingerbread piece.

36. A gingerbread fire department will keep everyone safe over the holidays.

Yes, this is a gingerbread firehouse. And yes, it's decorated for Christmas. I'm sure people will enjoy this one.

Yes, this is a gingerbread firehouse. And yes, it’s decorated for Christmas. I’m sure people will enjoy this one.

37. I didn’t know they had a Christmas tree house at the North Pole.

Yes, this is quite creative if you ask me. Like how the tree is decorated.

Yes, this is quite creative if you ask me. Like how the tree is decorated. From Good Housekeeping.

38. This gingerbread house has gingerbread men on the roof.

Not sure what to think about that. Then again, the gingerbread men are small enough to be roof tiles.

Not sure what to think about that. Then again, the gingerbread men are small enough to be roof tiles.

39. This gingerbread tree house comes with its own set of stairs.

Well, it surely has a more convenient way around than the other tree houses on this post. Like the wooden facade.

Well, it surely has a more convenient way around than the other tree houses on this post. Like the wooden facade.

40. For an Old Testament flair, this gingerbread Noah’s Ark is a real treat.

However, why the lions both have manes is a mystery to me. Because the animals come in two by two that consist of a male and female. Well, female lions don't have manes.

However, why the lions both have manes is a mystery to me. Because the animals come in two by two that consist of a male and female. Well, female lions don’t have manes.

41. This Victorian gingerbread house looks great on a Christmas card.

This one has wreath decorations on the fence and candles in the window. Love the lattice work on the roof.

This one has wreath decorations on the fence and candles in the window. Love the lattice work on the roof.

42. Every gingerbread town always needs a gingerbread library.

Well, this is kind of quaint. Love the tree, garland and wreath decorations on here.

Well, this is kind of quaint. Love the tree, garland and wreath decorations on here.

43. A gingerbread church should always have a rose window.

Well, a rose window on the roof. Like the spire on the tower and stained glass windows as well.

Well, a rose window on the roof. Like the spire on the tower and stained glass windows as well.

44. A gingerbread town should always have a place for shops.

Well, this one seems like a place you'd find at a historical town like Gettysburg. Love the clock tower and shops.

Well, this one seems like a place you’d find at a historical town like Gettysburg. Love the clock tower and shops.

45. Victoria’s Bed and Breakfast is a great place to stay.

Almost thought this was a Christmas village set, but it's from Good Housekeeping. The stonework is unreal.

Almost thought this was a Christmas village set, but it’s from Good Housekeeping. The stonework is unreal.

46. This gingerbread church is a real winter treat.

I guess this is in a Romanesque style. Like the tower and the chocolate roof.

I guess this is in a Romanesque style. Like the tower and the chocolate roof.

47. Santa’s Bake Shop has something cooking this time of year.

Didn't know Santa even had a bake shop. But this is just as well since this is made from a baked good.

Didn’t know Santa even had a bake shop. But this is just as well since this is made from a baked good.

48. Looks like Santa has made a visit to the White House.

This is from the Obama years since it has Bo and Sunny. Reminds me of how I'm going to miss the outgoing First Family.

This is from the Obama years since it has Bo and Sunny. Reminds me of how I’m going to miss the outgoing First Family.

49. A modern gingerbread house like this has plenty of colors.

This one has a snowy roof and stone foundation from the looks of it. Not sure if I'd want a house like that.

This one has a snowy roof and stone foundation from the looks of it. Not sure if I’d want a house like that.

50. A gingerbread house should always have candy trimmings.

This one has Fruit Loops on the roof,, candy cane edging and lattice, and licorice on the tower. All in all, it's a sweet establishment.

This one has Fruit Loops on the roof,, candy cane edging and lattice, and licorice on the tower. All in all, it’s a sweet establishment that smells of mint.

51. This gingerbread flour mill is iced in a brilliant red.

Yes, this is another mill gingerbread house. But this one is more in tune with the holiday season.

Yes, this is another mill gingerbread house. But this one is more in tune with the holiday season.

52. For a more rustic touch, this gingerbread barn is for you.

This one has some Christmas decorations. Though barns in real life usually have none if they're used to keep animals.

This one has some Christmas decorations. Though barns in real life usually have none if they’re used to keep animals.

53. Santa Claus comes into town on his steamboat.

Though you may see these quaint steamboats in movies, the old ones were known to be quite dangerous. Seriously, they were said to catch fire in the 19th century.

Though you may see these quaint steamboats in movies, the old ones were known to be quite dangerous. Seriously, they were said to catch fire in the 19th century.

54. How about a nice cozy home in the snow?

This one seems to resemble a normal house with a unrealistically clean walk way. Though Christmas decorations are present.

This one seems to resemble a normal house with a unrealistically clean walk way. Though Christmas decorations are present.

55. A Tudor gingerbread house is almost a fairy tale dream.

This one seems more like a fairy tale housing complex with all the stairs and archways. Though it looks lovely just the same.

This one seems more like a fairy tale housing complex with all the stairs and archways. Though it looks lovely just the same.

56. Seems like the gingerbread van serves treats for the holidays.

This one has its menu in rainbow fonts. Yet, I'm not sure about the ginger snaps bit.

This one has its menu in rainbow fonts. Yet, I’m not sure about the ginger snaps bit.

57. This gingerbread pagoda is all dolled out for Christmas.

Aren't pagodas supposed to be the equivalent of Buddhist temples? So why it has Christmas decorations makes no sense.

Aren’t pagodas supposed to be the equivalent of Buddhist temples? So why it has Christmas decorations makes no sense.

58. This gingerbread log cabin brings a rustic touch.

This one gingerbread logs with icing to fill the gaps. Not to mention, the Chex roof to top it all off.

This one gingerbread logs with icing to fill the gaps. Not to mention, the Chex roof to top it all off.

59. Seems like we found ourselves at a chocolate White House this time.

Caption: "WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 02: A chocolate gingerbread house is on display in the State Dining Room during first lady Michelle Obama's preview of the 2015 holiday decor at the White House December 2, 2015 in Washington, DC. As part of the Joining Forces initiative, the first lady welcomed military families to the White House for the first viewing of the 2015 holiday decorations." To be fair, a gingerbread White House is kind of a holiday tradition since the Carter Administration.

Caption: “WASHINGTON, DC – DECEMBER 02: A chocolate gingerbread house is on display in the State Dining Room during first lady Michelle Obama’s preview of the 2015 holiday decor at the White House December 2, 2015 in Washington, DC. As part of the Joining Forces initiative, the first lady welcomed military families to the White House for the first viewing of the 2015 holiday decorations.” To be fair, a gingerbread White House is kind of a holiday tradition since the Carter Administration.

60. A gingerbread adobe is well-suited for Christmas in the Southwest.

However, we should note that it doesn't snow a lot in New Mexico and Arizona. Though this can be forgiven with gingerbread displays.

However, we should note that it doesn’t snow a lot in New Mexico and Arizona. Though this can be forgiven with gingerbread displays.

61. This gingerbread lighthouse is a beacon of splendor.

This one has Christmas decorations near the top. Still, lighthouses are usually not brown for good reason.

This one has Christmas decorations near the top. Still, lighthouses are usually not brown for good reason.

62. A Victorian gingerbread house could always do with a tower.

Looks kind of what you'd expect a lot of Victorian mansions to appear in a murder mystery. Like the balconies. Not sure about the tower.

Looks kind of what you’d expect a lot of Victorian mansions to appear in a murder mystery. Like the balconies. Not sure about the tower.

63. Fans of Despicable Me would adore this gingerbread Gru house.

This one has 2 sleighs pulled by minions as well as includes Vector from the first movie. Minion fans will find this adorable.

This one has 2 sleighs pulled by minions as well as includes Vector from the first movie. Minion fans will find this adorable.

64. A gingerbread cathedral is a treasured holy sight through a bakery window.

I'm sure this is used in a window to advertise for a bake shop. Because creating a masterpiece like this would require special skills and God-given talent.

I’m sure this is used in a window to advertise for a bake shop. Because creating a masterpiece like this would require special skills and God-given talent.

65. At this minion house, they all deck the halls.

This one has the Gru house in lights which the minions probably put on. Still, like how they drive and pull the sleigh.

This one has the Gru house in lights which the minions probably put on. Still, like how they drive and pull the sleigh.

66. With Christmas decorations, this red brick house is in full holiday spirit.

Doesn't hurt to have Santa and his reindeer stop by either. Love the decor on the windows and balcony.

Doesn’t hurt to have Santa and his reindeer stop by either. Love the decor on the windows and balcony.

67. The people of Middle Earth will feel right at home with a gingerbread Shire.

For those who don't know, the Shire is where the Hobbits live in their little Hobbit holes. And yes, there is a gingerbread village of these.

For those who don’t know, the Shire is where the Hobbits live in their little Hobbit holes. And yes, there is a gingerbread village of these.

68. Here we have Santa sailing on the seven seas.

Santa on a wooden ship with his Christmas tree on the deck. However, it's certainly clear he's either running this ship by magic or with an elf crew.

Santa on a wooden ship with his Christmas tree on the deck. However, it’s certainly clear he’s either running this ship by magic or with an elf crew.

69. Seems like we have some golden towers in this gingerbread palace.

Or is it a church which would make much more sense with the Christmas decorations present? At any rate, it's surely stunning.

Or is it a church which would make much more sense with the Christmas decorations present? At any rate, it’s surely stunning.

70. These gingerbread brownstones make a festive block.

There are even a few shops around the corner. Must be a rather bustling place.

There are even a few shops around the corner. Must be a rather bustling place.

71. A gingerbread gazebo has a Christmas tree in its center.

Well, at least it almost seems like it's from a park. Love the decorations on here.

Well, at least it almost seems like it’s from a park. Love the decorations on here.

72. All aboard at the North Pole Station.

This one even has a train for toys like a Polar Express. This is adorable.

This one even has a train for toys like a Polar Express. This is adorable.

73. This gingerbread barn has red doors and a Christmas tree.

Even includes straw inside. Though I wouldn't think you'd want a Christmas tree to be near animals since you'd know what they'd do with it.

Even includes straw inside. Though I wouldn’t think you’d want a Christmas tree to be near animals since you’d know what they’d do with it.

74. A gingerbread shoe is guaranteed to be a good fit.

This is based off the Nursery Rhyme about an old woman who lived in a shoe with a bunch of kids. Yet, this one has a few homey touches.

This is based off the Nursery Rhyme about an old woman who lived in a shoe with a bunch of kids. Yet, this one has a few homey touches.

75. A Christmas castle has to have all the trimmings.

This gingerbread castle even has lights coming through the windows. Like how it's in a rather whimsical style.

This gingerbread castle even has lights coming through the windows. Like how it’s in a rather whimsical style.

76. For a fun, old-fashioned, family Christmas, you can’t do without a gingerbread Griswold house.

At first I didn't get what it supposed to be. Then I saw the RV and beads and then it hit me. Still, this is hilarious.

At first I didn’t get what it supposed to be. Then I saw the RV and beads and then it hit me. Still, this is hilarious.

77. Bet you’ve never seen a grand gingerbread house like this.

Whether it's a mansion or hotel I can't really say. Not that it matters one way or the other.

Whether it’s a mansion or hotel I can’t really say. Not that it matters one way or the other.

78. So is that how Santa sorts the toys?

For a second, I almost thought it was something you see from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. But the toy factory thing makes more sense.

For a second, I almost thought it was something you see from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. But the toy factory thing makes more sense.

79. Now that has to be a rather ornate gingerbread structure.

Though it's a gazebo, it has walls which confuse me. So for awhile, I thought it was a guesthouse or something.

Though it’s a gazebo, it has walls which confuse me. So for awhile, I thought it was a guesthouse or something.

80. Hope you enjoy a match at this gingerbread Colosseum.

It's a gingerbread model of the Roman Colosseum where gladiators fought. Of course, there's nothing Christmas about it but it's architecture.

It’s a gingerbread model of the Roman Colosseum where gladiators fought. Of course, there’s nothing Christmas about it but it’s architecture.

81. At Santa’s Globe Theater, all the world’s a stage.

Of course, there's a cross section to see the seating. Yet, arrangements are mostly standing room only.

Of course, there’s a cross section to see the seating. Yet, arrangements are mostly standing room only.

82. A gingerbread Eiffel Tower will surely wow any Parisian.

It's the kind of building that would make you think of Paris or the French. Still, when it was originally built, people didn't think it as a crowning achievement.

It’s the kind of building that would make you think of Paris or the French. Still, when it was originally built, people didn’t think it as a crowning achievement.

83. Those on Middle Earth might not want to see this tower watching from Mordor.

No, you really don't want to be on Sauron's tail. This is why the Ring of Power was so dangerous since it contained part of his evil spirit.

No, you really don’t want to be on Sauron’s tail. This is why the Ring of Power was so dangerous since it contained part of his evil spirit.

84. This gingerbread harbor house and lighthouse will watch for stranded sailors.

Yes, this is another gingerbread lighthouse. But at least the lighthouse is white which is an ideal color (since it has to be easily seen at night).

Yes, this is another gingerbread lighthouse. But at least the lighthouse is white which is an ideal color (since it has to be easily seen at night).

85. Here we come across a gingerbread castle in full Christmas glory.

Yes, I show a lot of these. But this one seems to be a palace that's straight from the Nutcracker.

Yes, I show a lot of these. But this one seems to be a palace that’s straight from the Nutcracker.

86. What’s this? The Nightmare Before Christmas in gingerbread?

This should make a lot of Tim Burton fans happy. Like how Jack is in a Santa suit.

This should make a lot of Tim Burton fans happy. Like how Jack is in a Santa suit.

87. A gingerbread castle like this evokes a tale as old as time.

This one is straight from Beauty and the Beast. For nothing says Christmas like Stockholm Syndrome. Still, this is my favorite Disney movie by far.

This one is straight from Beauty and the Beast. For nothing says Christmas like Stockholm Syndrome. Still, this is my favorite Disney movie by far.

88. Game of Thrones fans would appreciate a gingerbread of Kings Landing.

Of course, a Game of Thrones Christmas episode would not be a happy one. Because it would certainly entail violence and nudity that's within HBO standards. Expect a lot of rape and murder.

Of course, a Game of Thrones Christmas episode would not be a happy one. Because it would certainly entail violence and nudity that’s within HBO standards. Expect a lot of rape and murder.

89. How about a gingerbread of George Washington’s beloved Virginia Mt. Vernon?

It's very much like Washington's home save that it's brown instead of white. Still, an excellent rendition Washington would be proud of.

It’s very much like Washington’s home save that it’s brown instead of white. Still, an excellent rendition Washington would be proud of.

90. If you enjoyed Alice in Wonderland, then you’ll adore this gingerbread castle.

You can see it's quite Tim Burtonesque. But I'm sure fans would love it just the same.

You can see it’s quite Tim Burtonesque. But I’m sure fans would love it just the same.

91. A gingerbread Hogwarts is a place of magic and wizardry.

This one was made by a cooking school and it shows. Love this.

This one was made by a cooking school and it shows. Love this.

92. In Philadelphia, we come across a gingerbread building symbolizing early America.

Yes, this is Independence Hall where they issued the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution. See it for yourselves.

Yes, this is Independence Hall where they issued the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution. See it for yourselves.

93. A log gingerbread cabin is always great for Christmas in the mountains.

Well, this is for anyone with a rustic disposition. Though the real life equivalent would cost more than a regular house.

Well, this is for anyone with a rustic disposition. Though the real life equivalent would cost more than a regular house.

94. Of course, it’s only proper to have a gingerbread Downton Abbey.

After all, they have gingerbread versions of other noteworthy buildings. Still, this is great.

After all, they have gingerbread versions of other noteworthy buildings. Still, this is great.

95. This gingerbread carousel will give you a holiday ride.

Well, at least it has Santa's sleigh. And yes, they do these, too.

Well, at least it has Santa’s sleigh. And yes, they do these, too.

96. This gingerbread castle is great for someone who enjoys being under the sea.

Yes, King Trident's castle is surely magnificent with gingerbread and lights. Though I don't know about him hiring Sebastian as a babysitter.

Yes, King Trident’s castle is surely magnificent with gingerbread and lights. Though I don’t know about him hiring Sebastian as a babysitter.

97. For a high end holiday celebrations, this gingerbread Bitmore is for you.

The Bitmore is the North Carolina home of the Vanderbilts who built their fortune in the railroad business. Anderson Cooper is related to this family through his mother.

The Bitmore is the North Carolina home of the Vanderbilts who built their fortune in the railroad business. Anderson Cooper is related to this family through his mother.

98. Apparently, this ship came in frosted.

Yes, this is another gingerbread ship. Though it looks quite abandoned if you get my drift.

Yes, this is another gingerbread ship. Though it looks quite abandoned if you get my drift.

99. In the Shire you can’t find any cozier place than Bag End.

Well, you have to admit though it's not much to look at outside, it's a very nice place. And only home to take outside guests when Bilbo's not on an adventure.

Well, you have to admit though it’s not much to look at outside, it’s a very nice place. And only home to take outside guests when Bilbo’s not on an adventure.

100. This Buckingham Palace gingerbread is a real royal treat.

Like how this one has a lot of colorful window. Wonder how it looks when its lights are turned on. Lovely.

Like how this one has a lot of colorful window. Wonder how it looks when its lights are turned on. Lovely.

Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree at the Ugly Sweater Party (Third Edition)

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As we all know, I couldn’t do some Christmas posts without including another edition for ugly holiday sweaters. Unlike some of the other ones, I deliberately delayed this one since inserting a photo of myself in a sweater at this point required my house to be decorated for the Christmas season. And since I did most of the later edition ones just after Thanksgiving, I had to move it at a later date. Now that we’re in the middle of December, so it’s all fine and dandy. Anyway, though the sweater I wear above isn’t necessarily ugly or Christmas specific, it’s in a similar style that you’d associate with ugly Christmas sweaters this time of year. And yes, they’ve exploded in popularity over the years due to their sheer tackiness. So much so that I’ve found ugly Christmas sweaters for many of my themed posts this year as well. Hell, there are holiday sweaters pertaining to stuff I couldn’t even think of. Nevertheless, since I’m aware of the ugly Christmas sweater’s significance, I know that another post isn’t optional in this case. So for your reading pleasure, I give you yet another assortment of more ugly holiday sweaters for the season.

  1. Fans of A Christmas Story will be tickled pink with this Christmas sweater.
This one contains the leg lamp and Ralphie in the infamous pink bunny outfit. And the lampshades are pink.

This one contains the leg lamp and Ralphie in the infamous pink bunny outfit. And the lampshades are pink.

2. Of course, someone has to be the fruitcake this Christmas.

For the record, to be known as a fruitcake isn't a compliment. Those called this are either known to be so disliked they're passed around, have to be enjoyed with tons of alcohol, or gay. Okay, my apologies to the LGBT community on the last one.

For the record, to be known as a fruitcake isn’t a compliment. Those called this are either known to be so disliked they’re passed around, have to be enjoyed with tons of alcohol, or gay. Okay, my apologies to the LGBT community on the last one.

3. Tis the season for rutting reindeer apparently.

To be fair, this is great way to show people why we have certain times a year when we shoot them. Best to wear in front of those with relatives in Mt. Lebanon.

To be fair, this is great way to show people why we have certain times a year when we shoot them. Best to wear in front of those with relatives in Mt. Lebanon.

4. It’s always different on Christmas if you are the Christmas tree.

This guy has rainbow tinsel and pom pom ornaments. And he stands out tacky and proud.

This guy has rainbow tinsel and pom pom ornaments. And he stands out tacky and proud.

5. Stand out in the yuletide festivities with this Christmas tree hat.

Think of it as one of those aluminum Christmas trees on your head. Now don't you think it looks completely ridiculous?

Think of it as one of those aluminum Christmas trees on your head. Now don’t you think it looks completely ridiculous?

6. Fans of tasty Christmas treats have to love this gingerbread house sweater.

Still, you have to love how it's made. The pom poms are used as gum drops. The lace is icing.

Still, you have to love how it’s made. The pom poms are used as gum drops. The lace is icing.

7. With this Christmas sweater, you can shine and jingle all the way.

Well, this one is decorated in tinsel and ornaments. Sure to make you stand out like a sore thumb.

Well, this one is decorated in tinsel and ornaments. Sure to make you stand out like a sore thumb.

8. For cuteness this holiday season, how about this Christmas dress with a kitten?

This one is edged with tinsel. Wonder if this is Hello Kitty since it sure looks like it.

This one is edged with tinsel. Wonder if this is Hello Kitty since it sure looks like it.

9. High heels must always be trimmed with tinsel.

So I guess tinsel is tacky. Still, like how they used ornaments on these shoes, too.

So I guess tinsel is tacky. Still, like how they used ornaments on these shoes, too.

10. The Grinch will climb the chimney to snatch your Christmas up.

Of course, you really can't hate the Grinch in any respect. Still, he should be wearing a Santa suit.

Of course, you really can’t hate the Grinch in any respect. Still, he should be wearing a Santa suit.

11. On Christmas we’re going to party like it’s Jesus’s birthday.

Though we're not really sure if it is. But setting it on December 25 has more to do with the Jewish idea that prophets died on the day they were conceived.

Though we’re not really sure if it is. But setting it on December 25 has more to do with the Jewish idea that prophets died on the day they were conceived.

12. Show off your leg lamp at your Christmas window this holiday season.

And the leg lamp has become an iconic Christmas decoration ever since. Obviously a take off of A Christmas Story.

And the leg lamp has become an iconic Christmas decoration ever since. Obviously a take off of A Christmas Story.

13. This octopus wishes you Merry Christmas from under the sea.

Yes, apparently there is a such thing as a Christmas octopus. Don't ask me why.

Yes, apparently there is a such thing as a Christmas octopus. Don’t ask me why.

14. Guess she’s all dolled up for the holidays as a Christmas tree.

Yes, Christmas trees are lovely things to look at. Dressing up like one, not so much.

Yes, Christmas trees are lovely things to look at. Dressing up like one, not so much.

15. Even the elves seem to have Santa beards.

Well, they kind of resemble garden gnomes. Still, this sweater has plenty of tacky trimmings to set your season right.

Well, they kind of resemble garden gnomes. Still, this sweater has plenty of tacky trimmings to set your season right.

16. This Abominable Snowman Christmas sweater is surrounded by lights.

And the lights are all different colors. Still, this is a pretty good resemblance to the one in the cartoon.

And the lights are all different colors. Still, this is a pretty good resemblance to the one in the cartoon.

17. A Christmas dress always has to have snowmen and gift bows.

Well, it's not like you're going to use the gift bows on a present, anyway. Also, trimmed with tinsel.

Well, it’s not like you’re going to use the gift bows on a present, anyway. Also, trimmed with tinsel.

18. Every time Santa thinks of you, he touches his elf.

Of course, we should all know what this is playing off of. Any children on here, go ask your parents.

Of course, we should all know what this is playing off of. Any children on here, go ask your parents.

19. This Christmas, ring in the holidays with a “Ho, Ho, Ho.”

Well, we all know the word "ho" can have more inappropriate connotations. But you can't help but like the feathers.

Well, we all know the word “ho” can have more inappropriate connotations. But you can’t help but like the feathers.

20. A fleece Christmas onesie can keep you safe and warm over the holidays.

Yes, they have these, too, and for adults. And they come with hoods.

Yes, they have these, too, and for adults. And they come with hoods.

21. Seems like this guy knows what he wants for Christmas.

Not sure what that would mean if you want beer for Christmas. Might mean you have a problem.

Not sure what that would mean if you want beer for Christmas. Might mean you have a problem.

22. A tutu skirt should always have lights.

Well, these lights aren't real. But they're shiny and colorful enough to do just as fine.

Well, these lights aren’t real. But they’re shiny and colorful enough to do just as fine.

23. Uh-oh, Rudolph seems to have gotten caught in the Christmas lights.

Yeah, I don't think Rudolph would appreciate having lights on him. Might be a hindrance to his job.

Yeah, I don’t think Rudolph would appreciate having lights on him. Might be a hindrance to his job.

24. Forget the sleigh, this year Santa will come on a unicorn from space.

I think I saw a comedian wear one like this on TV once. Still, it's pretty ridiculous.

I think I saw a comedian wear one like this on TV once. Still, it’s pretty ridiculous.

25. Any sweater with gingerbread figures has to have lights.

Not sure about having the plush gingerbread men hanging. But they enhance the sweater's ridiculousness.

Not sure about having the plush gingerbread men hanging. But they enhance the sweater’s ridiculousness.

26. This penguin wears chains on his ice.

Unfortunately,his gangsta appeal didn't stop him from becoming a casualty of climate changes. Though this is cute.

Unfortunately,his gangsta appeal didn’t stop him from becoming a casualty of climate changes. Though this is cute.

27. A great Christmas always needs the right kind of chemistry.

Breaking Bad fans, I hope this Christmas sweater can suit your fancy. Still, not in front of the kids.

Breaking Bad fans, I hope this Christmas sweater can suit your fancy. Still, not in front of the kids.

28. Seems like the cookies aren’t looking forward to Santa’s visit.

Hey, I didn't say that Christmas is merry for everyone. Look what this remaining cookie has to deal with.

Hey, I didn’t say that Christmas is merry for everyone. Look what this remaining cookie has to deal with.

29. A tinsel Christmas sweater stocking should always have some poinsettias.

Though the poinsettias are clearly plastic. And everything all this is in sheer tackiness.

Though the poinsettias are clearly plastic. And everything all this is in sheer tackiness.

30. Business cat can always give you a Christmas bonus.

Unfortunately it isn't the good kind of deposit that put in your bank account. It's the one that you have to clean up.

Unfortunately it isn’t the good kind of deposit that put in your bank account. It’s the one that you have to clean up.

31. Merry Christmas from out of this world.

And here we see an alien going down the chimney. Hate to find out what happened to Santa Claus.

And here we see an alien going down the chimney. Hate to find out what happened to Santa Claus.

32. At the Griswolds’, it’s always a fun, old-fashioned family Christmas.

And it's probably one that you'd rather skip out on. Mostly because the Clark Griswold isn't the brightest bulb in the patch. And might even be a bit nuts.

And it’s probably one that you’d rather skip out on. Mostly because the Clark Griswold isn’t the brightest bulb in the patch. And might even be a bit nuts.

33. I’ve heard that shiny tinsel jackets are all the rage during the holiday season.

Yet, they always seem to be tacky as hell. Not to mention the fake lights and the plastic poinsettia.

Yet, they always seem to be tacky as hell. Not to mention the fake lights and the plastic poinsettia.

34. Your Christmas tree sweater should have all the shiny ornaments.

And it seems like this woman has way overdone herself on the shiny stuff. Then again, tackiness is kind of a thing with these.

And it seems like this woman has way overdone herself on the shiny stuff. Then again, tackiness is kind of a thing with these.

35. For gay apparel, you can never have enough gift bows.

Yes, those things seem to appear in the wrapping supplies but you don't know what to do with them. Still, at least these two put theirs to good use.

Yes, those things seem to appear in the wrapping supplies but you don’t know what to do with them. Still, at least these two put theirs to good use.

36. Nothing says Christmas like a cat at the middle of a wreath.

And it's a wreath of tinsel and poinsettias. Kind of makes it look more ridiculous.

And it’s a wreath of tinsel and poinsettias. Kind of makes it look more ridiculous.

37. A sweater with tinsel is great in any winter wonderland.

This one seems to have a retro look about it. Maybe it has to do with the pastel colors.

This one seems to have a retro look about it. Maybe it has to do with the pastel colors.

38. Of course, there’s a sweater of the two crooks from Home Alone.

You know the two crooks who Kevin tortures through 2 movies. Still, neither seem to learn but you kind of feel bad for them.

You know the two crooks who Kevin tortures through 2 movies. Still, neither seem to learn but you kind of feel bad for them.

39. On Christmas you gotta have green Christmas tree hair.

I know you might think it's straight from the Grinch but it's not. Still, it's incredibly ridiculous.

I know you might think it’s straight from the Grinch but it’s not. Still, it’s incredibly ridiculous.

40. On Christmas, you don’t want to celebrate with the Griswolds.

And they say it's only half as good as it looks. I think Clark overestimated on that one.

And they say it’s only half as good as it looks. I think Clark overestimated on that one.

41. Seems like Santa is going for a high score.

Funny how the walls are made from candy canes. So how will he get those presents?

Funny how the walls are made from candy canes. So how will he get those presents?

42. Looks like the shark got entangled in lights.

And you thought it was just humans who had light problems. Then again, if a shark were tangled in lights like that, it would've been electrocuted.

And you thought it was just humans who had light problems. Then again, if a shark were tangled in lights like that, it would’ve been electrocuted.

43. A holiday sweater must be topped with a big red bow.

Well, that looks easy enough. Tacky, but certainly not requiring much effort.

Well, that looks easy enough. Tacky, but certainly not requiring much effort.

44. Hey, Griswold, where would you want your Christmas tree?

Yeah, Clark isn't known for his tact. And yes, this is from Christmas Vacation.

Yeah, Clark isn’t known for his tact. And yes, this is from Christmas Vacation.

45. Be good for Christmas or else the Krampus may get you.

He's known to kidnap bad children and beat them. Still, not as creepy as Elf on the Shelf.

He’s known to kidnap bad children and beat them. Still, not as creepy as Elf on the Shelf.

46. Seems like there’s a little knot in these lights.

And you can see why my family doesn't do Christmas lights. Another one from Christmas Vacation.

And you can see why my family doesn’t do Christmas lights. Another one from Christmas Vacation.

47. Seems like Santa Claus has been naughty this year.

Looks like he might've gotten in a fight from his black eye. Bad, bad, Santa.

Looks like he might’ve gotten in a fight from his black eye. Bad, bad, Santa.

48. What the hell is that alien doing to Santa?

Oh, no, don't tell me they're doing an anal probe on him! Jesus, this is sick.

Oh, no, don’t tell me they’re doing an anal probe on him! Jesus, this is sick.

49. This is a Christmas sweater worn by a true American patriot.

So much that he has a red, white, and blue eagle with a Santa hat on his back. Please don't be a Trump supporter.

So much that he has a red, white, and blue eagle with a Santa hat on his back. Please don’t be a Trump supporter.

50. Instead of Christmas, make it Festivus for the rest of us.

Yes, they have these, too. Great to wear when you're challenged to the Feats of Strength.

Yes, they have these, too. Great to wear when you’re challenged to the Feats of Strength.

51. Merry Christmas and by the way, shitter’s full.

We should note that having Christmas with Cousin Eddie is a bad idea. Because you never know what the hell is in his sewage.

We should note that having Christmas with Cousin Eddie is a bad idea. Because you never know what the hell is in his sewage.

52. A tacky poncho must have M&Ms.

This one has Christmas M&Ms and no sleeves. Like the red edged collar.

This one has Christmas M&Ms and no sleeves. Like the red edged collar.

53. This holiday season, the Dude abides.

Apparently, they have a Christmas sweater for The Big Lebowski. In some respect, I kind of think it's out of their element.

Apparently, they have a Christmas sweater for The Big Lebowski. In some respect, I kind of think it’s out of their element.

54. Must not disturb the Clauses doing their business.

One sweater has Santa on the toilet. The other has Mrs. Claus in the tub. Not sure which is tackier.

One sweater has Santa on the toilet. The other has Mrs. Claus in the tub. Not sure which is tackier.

55. Nothing’s in the spirit of Christmas like a sequin bauble blazer.

I know what you're thinking. Sorry, but I guarantee you it's probably not from the 1970s. But yes, I wouldn't want to be caught dead in it.

I know what you’re thinking. Sorry, but I guarantee you it’s probably not from the 1970s. But yes, I wouldn’t want to be caught dead in it.

56. Speaking of sequins, check out the one raining gingerbread men.

This one looks even worse. Surely worn by a guy who' should probably cut it on the eggnog.

This one looks even worse. Surely worn by a guy who’ should probably cut it on the eggnog.

57. Wish everyone a merry Christmas with some stockings hung on your rack.

For some reason, the stockings were hung at a very convenient place. Not that it matters to me.

For some reason, the stockings were hung at a very convenient place. Not that it matters to me.

58. With Christmas sweaters, you can never overdo the tassels.

On second thought, yes, you can. You certainly can. You can also add lights, too.

On second thought, yes, you can. You certainly can. You can also add lights, too.

59. Light yourself up in this sequin blazer this holiday season.

Yes, it's another sequin jacket. But this one contains lights. And yes, it looks ridiculous.

Yes, it’s another sequin jacket. But this one contains lights. And yes, it looks ridiculous.

60. Finally, nothing makes a better Christmas in Florida like this sweater.

Because this Christmas sweater screams Florida as far as I can tell. Then again, I doubt that Floridians even wear Christmas sweaters at all.

Because this Christmas sweater screams Florida as far as I can tell. Then again, I doubt that Floridians even wear Christmas sweaters at all.

SantaCon Costumes Are Coming to Town (Second Edition)

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Last year, I did a SantaCon post after the event kicked off since I had to be in Virginia for my sister’s graduation. This year, I vow not to make the same mistake again since I have plenty of costumes left over from that time. As you know, SantaCon is an American tradition in which people from all over the country (as well as the world) gather each year dressed as Christmas characters where they parade and go on a pub crawl. Since its origins in San Francisco, this annual event has become known as a reviled bar crawl with a reputation of  drunken brawling, vandalism, and disorder in New York City and elsewhere. And as a result, there’s been fierce community resistance about the whole thing, especially from parents who really don’t want to explain why Santa has been arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct. Still, thanks to Pinterest, I can have a little fun with this while the events are on. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another treasure trove of SantaCon costumes.

  1. You can’t be a sexy Frosty unless you come in a big puffy skirt.
Well, this isn't as bad as the girly snowman outfits from last year. Yet, she'll probably be shivering in it in some places.

Well, this isn’t as bad as the girly snowman outfits from last year. Yet, she’ll probably be shivering in it in some places.

2. You can always shimmer and shine in a silver Santa dress.

Kind of reminds you of something Mariah Carey would wear in a music video. Also seems to contain a lot of sequins.

Kind of reminds you of something Mariah Carey would wear in a music video. Also seems to contain a lot of sequins.

3. I call this one the stripper Santa girl outfit.

Then again, I really shouldn't make fun of strippers. They have horrible lives. Also, this isn't suitable for cold increment weather.

Then again, I really shouldn’t make fun of strippers. They have horrible lives. Also, this isn’t suitable for cold increment weather.

4. This Mrs. Claus costume endears with Christmas elegance.

Love the fancy golden embroidery on it, too. And you thought lady Santa outfits were scantily looking.

Love the fancy golden embroidery on it, too. And you thought lady Santa outfits were scantily looking.

5. Have a toast to SantaCon with these Santa pimp cups.

Well, at least they all have cups that are in celebration with the season. Though one seems to be a bit south of the border.

Well, at least they all have cups that are in celebration with the season. Though one seems to be a bit south of the border.

6. To lead your sleigh, SantaCon can’t do without Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

Now this is a cute costume. However, at these events, it's said that Rudolph's red nose makes him the designated driver.

Now this is a cute costume. However, at these events, it’s said that Rudolph’s red nose makes him the designated driver.

7. Of course, a doe must always look her best.

Well, with reindeer both sexes have antlers. However, I don't think she's actually dressed as one though. Then again, reindeer often aren't accurately depicted in Christmas media anyway.

Well, with reindeer both sexes have antlers. However, I don’t think she’s actually dressed as one though. Then again, reindeer often aren’t accurately depicted in Christmas media anyway.

8. For a traditional Santa costume, look no further.

Funny I didn't put a traditional Santa in my SantaCon post from last year. Still, hope this makes up for it.

Funny I didn’t put a traditional Santa in my SantaCon post from last year. Still, hope this makes up for it.

9. Any woman wants to stand out in a Santa outfit this Christmas might want to go with a greener option.

Yes, they have those Santa dresses in green as well. Still, like how it goes with green fur trimmed boots.

Yes, they have those Santa dresses in green as well. Still, like how it goes with green fur trimmed boots.

10. For a naugthy Santa’s little helper, this scanty costume might be to your fancy.

I'm not sure if this is lingerie or not but it sure looks like it. Yet, since it comes with boots, you really can't say.

I’m not sure if this is lingerie or not but it sure looks like it. Yet, since it comes with boots, you really can’t say.

11. At SantaCon, it always helps to be present.

Well, she's dressed as a present anyway. Like how she used tinsel and wrapping paper for her costume. Hope it doesn't rain or snow.

Well, she’s dressed as a present anyway. Like how she used tinsel and wrapping paper for her costume. Hope it doesn’t rain or snow.

12. Sometimes a toy soldier would rather stand with a Christmas tree.

Not sure what to think about the Christmas tree costume in this. Yet, at least he made an effort you should appreciate.

Not sure what to think about the Christmas tree costume in this. Yet, at least he made an effort you should appreciate.

13. A lady elf costume should always come with striped tights.

I showed the male counterpart of this costume last year. I know it looks pretty dumb but it's Christmas related. So it goes on the post.

I showed the male counterpart of this costume last year. I know it looks pretty dumb but it’s Christmas related. So it goes on the post.

14. Guess these two gingerbread girls have just ran a race.

I'm not sure if these costumes are from SantaCon. Maybe some Christmas related race. But they're Christmas related so who cares.

I’m not sure if these costumes are from SantaCon. Maybe some Christmas related race. But they’re Christmas related so who cares.

15. In this pink Santa getup, you’ll be sure St. Nick will come down the chimney tonight.

I think I might've gone a bit overboard with this one. Still, it does seem like something mommy would wear, uh never mind.

I think I might’ve gone a bit overboard with this one. Still, it does seem like something mommy would wear, uh never mind.

16. A snowman outfit like this might give you the frosty reception you’re looking for.

But it might not be the kind you think. Because it might lead you to freeze your ass off.

But it might not be the kind you think. Because it might lead you to freeze your ass off.

17. Gingy and his girl come to SantaCon for some good times and sweet fun.

Well, these are quite cute. But please don't touch the buttons. Not the gum drop buttons.

Well, these are quite cute. But please don’t touch the buttons. Not the gum drop buttons.

18. You always know that Santa will need his little helpers at SantaCon.

Or if you work at Santaland at the mall. Nevertheless, there's nothing wrong dressing like these elves.

Or if you work at Santaland at the mall. Nevertheless, there’s nothing wrong dressing like these elves.

19. Even the Mrs. Claus must have some fun now and then.

Of course, this is a traditional Mrs. Claus outfit. Yes, it looks homey but what the hell.

Of course, this is a traditional Mrs. Claus outfit. Yes, it looks homey but what the hell.

20. Even Buddy the Elf would take part in the SantaCon festivities.

Actually Buddy the Elf would really not have any idea about SantaCon. And he wouldn't really understand a wasted Santa. Please don't try to explain.

Actually Buddy the Elf would really not have any idea about SantaCon. And he wouldn’t really understand a wasted Santa. Please don’t try to explain.

21. Apparently, Santa Claus is a Cleveland Browns fan.

Unfortunately, the Browns aren't doing too well this year. Then again, they don't seem to do well period.

Unfortunately, the Browns aren’t doing too well this year. Then again, they don’t seem to do well period.

22. This toy soldier gives the right salute.

Well, I have to admit, this is a rather clever costume. Like the hat.

Well, I have to admit, this is a rather clever costume. Like the hat.

23. For SantaCon, this woman decided to go as a reindeer snowman.

Guess she couldn't really decide. At least she's covered from head to toe for the most part.

Guess she couldn’t really decide. At least she’s covered from head to toe for the most part.

24. A candy cane reindeer at SantaCon is anything but sweet.

Yes, I know her costume is quite skimpy for some people's taste. But you have to admire her creativity with this one.

Yes, I know her costume is quite skimpy for some people’s taste. But you have to admire her creativity with this one.

25. Fans of Christmas Story might want to go with this leg lamp costume.

I showed a DIY leg lamp costume from last year's post. Yet, this one comes up further from the waist.

I showed a DIY leg lamp costume from last year’s post. Yet, this one comes up further from the waist.

26. It’s always lonely to be an Elf on the Shelf.

Though to be fair, the Elf on the Shelf thing is as creepy as hell. Maybe that explains why he does so many naughty things when parents and children aren't looking.

Though to be fair, the Elf on the Shelf thing is as creepy as hell. Maybe that explains why he does so many naughty things when parents and children aren’t looking.

27. This angel should always go on top of the Christmas tree.

Okay, she's probably in a short skirt that many people don't perceive to be holy. Yet, it's surely in the spirit of the season.

Okay, she’s probably in a short skirt that many people don’t perceive to be holy. Yet, it’s surely in the spirit of the season.

28. At SantaCon, you won’t always know what Santas you’ll see.

From what I can tell, I see a pirate Santa, a reggae Santa, and a disheveled Santa. I know it's hard to explain but what do you know?

From what I can tell, I see a pirate Santa, a reggae Santa, and a disheveled Santa. I know it’s hard to explain but what do you know?

29. Mr. Candy Cane is always at your service.

He even has his own candy cane hat and red bowtie. His candy cane vest is also in white and red stripes.

He even has his own candy cane hat and red bowtie. His candy cane vest is also in white and red stripes.

30. The star always goes on top of the Christmas tree.

She's even decked in tinsel and ornaments. Also have to admire the striped tights.

She’s even decked in tinsel and ornaments. Also have to admire the striped tights.

31. This Mrs. Claus outfit will make you a sweet darling at SantaCon.

Actually, I'm not sure if it's even a Mrs. Claus outfit. But it includes an apron and it's unique. So it goes on this post.

Actually, I’m not sure if it’s even a Mrs. Claus outfit. But it includes an apron and it’s unique. So it goes on this post.

32. You can always have your SantaCon outfit trimmed with fur.

Yes, this is a sexy Mrs. Claus costume according to Pinterest. But at least it comes with a jacket.

Yes, this is a sexy Mrs. Claus costume according to Pinterest. But at least it comes with a jacket.

33. For those who aren’t too into Christmas at SantaCon, this Grinch costume will suit your fancy.

After all, SantaCon isn't a kind of event that makes Christmas look good. So a Grinch costume is perfect.

After all, SantaCon isn’t a kind of event that makes Christmas look good. So a Grinch costume is perfect.

34. Now you’d certainly call her a genuine candy striper.

That's because she's dressed like a candy cane. You know the red and white stripes scheme.

That’s because she’s dressed like a candy cane. You know the red and white stripes scheme.

35. Hope this soldier girl has her musket at the ready.

To be fair, the gun is only a prop. But I'm sure she wouldn't be allowed at some establishments during the bar crawl with that.

To be fair, the gun is only a prop. But I’m sure she wouldn’t be allowed at some establishments during the bar crawl with that.

36. How about a present in green and red?

Well, it's green wrapped with a red ribbon. At any rate, don't open till Christmas.

Well, it’s green wrapped with a red ribbon. At any rate, don’t open till Christmas.

37. Here we find the Grinch with Cindy Lou Who.

These two seem to wear the costumes from the movie. Like the Christmas sweater one.

These two seem to wear the costumes from the movie. Like the Christmas sweater one.

38. These women vow to shine bright as different colored lights.

Well, these seem to be simple costumes. But when one goes out, they all go.

Well, these seem to be simple costumes. But when one goes out, they all go.

39. Clark Griswold knows his way around with lights.

Actually he doesn't. But I like how this guy has his Christmas lights in a ball. That's hilarious.

Actually he doesn’t. But I like how this guy has his Christmas lights in a ball. That’s hilarious.

40. These advent calendar girls are counting down the days till Christmas.

Well, they just have advent calendars over their outfits. And they both seem to be Christmas trees.

Well, they just have advent calendars over their outfits. And they both seem to be Christmas trees.

41. Sometimes it helps for a soldier to take a knee.

Well, at least he doesn't have a toy gun with him. But I'm not sure if his green coat goes with his read pants.

Well, at least he doesn’t have a toy gun with him. But I’m not sure if his green coat goes with his read pants.

42. Seems like Ralphie’s been a very bad boy.

Yes, these events are known for a lot of drunk and disorderly conduct. But the Ralphie bunny suit costume is priceless.

Yes, these events are known for a lot of drunk and disorderly conduct. But the Ralphie bunny suit costume is priceless.

43. These elves are ready to make their season merry and bright.

Well, they surely look ready for something like SantaCon. Then again, they just might be Santa elves on a break.

Well, they surely look ready for something like SantaCon. Then again, they just might be Santa elves on a break.

44. “Shitter’s full.”

That's Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation. Still, this costume isn't hard to make at all.

That’s Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation. Still, this costume isn’t hard to make at all.

45. A candy cane costume like this will make you look just as sweet and minty fresh.

Well, it's probably not realistic and it's holiday wear you'd expect from Effie Trinket. But it's Christmas related so it goes on this post.

Well, it’s probably not realistic and it’s holiday wear you’d expect from Effie Trinket. But it’s Christmas related so it goes on this post.

46. You can expect plenty of presents under this Christmas tree.

Okay, she might be dressed as the kind of Christmas tree you put on a table. Because it doesn't seem to cover much of her.

Okay, she might be dressed as the kind of Christmas tree you put on a table. Because it doesn’t seem to cover much of her.

47. Seems like Hanukkah Harry got in a fight with a Santa Bot.

"Santabot naughty detection. Santabot destroy with coal fired laser."

“Santabot naughty detection. Santabot destroy with coal fired laser.”

48. Cindy Lou Who always tries to look her best.

Sure it's of a child character. But it's an adult costume as Etsy lists.

Sure it’s of a child character. But it’s an adult costume as Etsy lists.

49. So is she supposed to be queen of the sugar plum fairies or something?

This is supposed to be a Christmas costume and surely looks like it. But the leopard print trim doesn't do it for me.

This is supposed to be a Christmas costume and surely looks like it. But the leopard print trim doesn’t do it for me.

50. Even Santa has to have a day at the beach now and then.

And here he is in an old fashioned swimsuit about to go surfing. Not sure if he'll succeed riding the waves.

And here he is in an old fashioned swimsuit about to go surfing. Not sure if he’ll succeed riding the waves.

51. This Santa seems to have an interesting hat.

Kind of reminds me a bit like Dr. Seuss. Then again, not sure about the candy cane hat.

Kind of reminds me a bit like Dr. Seuss. Then again, not sure about the candy cane hat.

52. Jovie and Buddy always know how to celebrate the season.

Yes, they the pink Jovie costume from the Elf movie, too. And yes, it does look quite cute.

Yes, they the pink Jovie costume from the Elf movie, too. And yes, it does look quite cute.

53. Mistletoe Marilyn will add extra spark in your holiday season.

Well, she does look like Marilyn Monroe. But she doesn't seem to have mistletoe on her though.

Well, she does look like Marilyn Monroe. But she doesn’t seem to have mistletoe on her though.

54. This Mrs. Claus dress comes with a holly apron.

Sure she's wearing a short skirt. But I think it's rather tasteful at the same time.

Sure she’s wearing a short skirt. But I think it’s rather tasteful at the same time.

55. With Santa, it’s always hip times ahead.

Yes, this Santa has a fro. Not sure if it means he's from the 1970s. Or that he doesn't get a haircut at the North Pole.

Yes, this Santa has a fro. Not sure if it means he’s from the 1970s. Or that he doesn’t get a haircut at the North Pole.

56. These reindeer have what it takes to get to the skies.

Like how these guys are dressed as race car drivers. Not that I'm a fan of NASCAR (I'm not).

Like how these guys are dressed as race car drivers. Not that I’m a fan of NASCAR (I’m not).

57. A Santa dress must be held with a black belt.

Yes, it's another female Santa dress. And yes, I've put up a few of them. But this is more standard.

Yes, it’s another female Santa dress. And yes, I’ve put up a few of them. But this is more standard.

58. At SantaCon, being Santa’s little helper means wearing a pom pom skirt.

Whether you're going to SantaCon or work for Santa at the mall, you might find this quite lovely. Like the striped socks.

Whether you’re going to SantaCon or work for Santa at the mall, you might find this quite lovely. Like the striped socks.

59. A green dress can always stand out as a Christmas tree.

Helps if you add tinsel and ornaments. Yet, make sure you have star on your headband.

Helps if you add tinsel and ornaments. Yet, make sure you have star on your headband.

60. Perhaps, Mrs. Claus can use a more festive pattern.

Yes, this is Mrs. Claus as you've never seen her before. Also, the patterned pieces have Christmas motives.

Yes, this is Mrs. Claus as you’ve never seen her before. Also, the patterned pieces have Christmas motives.

61. Mrs. Claus stands with one of Santa’s helpers.

Mrs. Claus seems a bit young in this. Yet, the elf seems to have a rather short skirt.

Mrs. Claus seems a bit young in this. Yet, the elf seems to have a rather short skirt.

62. Sometimes you might find a few elves with facial hair.

By the way, the beard's fake. But this costume does seem to induce cheer.

By the way, the beard’s fake. But this costume does seem to induce cheer.

63. Uh, you may not want to do that.

This woman is dressed up as Flick from A Christmas Story. You know the kid who stuck his tongue on the flag pole.

This woman is dressed up as Flick from A Christmas Story. You know the kid who stuck his tongue on the flag pole.

64. If you’re into Dickens, you might want to go to SantaCon as the Ghost of Christmas Present.

Since SantaCon is known for drinking and feasting, this is up his alley. I mean he's a jolly guy who enjoys partying.

Since SantaCon is known for drinking and feasting, this is up his alley. I mean he’s a jolly guy who enjoys partying.

65. Speaking of the 19th century, check out these caroler costumes.

Unfortunately, ladies, 19th century fashion wasn't known for practicality. So if you wear one of these dresses, expect to be uncomfortable.

Unfortunately, ladies, 19th century fashion wasn’t known for practicality. So if you wear one of these dresses, expect to be uncomfortable.

66. If you’re Russian, you might want to go to SantaCon as Grandfather Frost or the Snow Maiden.

As if we need more Soviet Union inspired characters during the holiday season. Yet, these two are still around in Russia after the Soviet Union fell.

As if we need more Soviet Union inspired characters during the holiday season. Yet, these two are still around in Russia after the Soviet Union fell.

67. Mrs. Claus has a heart on her apron.

Well, this is kind of cute. Helps if the apron has holly around it and a bow on the belt.

Well, this is kind of cute. Helps if the apron has holly around it and a bow on the belt.

68. Not much here, just a couple of joggers.

It's the Griswold neighbors in their athletic suits from Christmas Vacation. Sure they're stuck up but you really have to feel bad for them.

It’s the Griswold neighbors in their athletic suits from Christmas Vacation. Sure they’re stuck up but you really have to feel bad for them.

69. At SantaCon, don’t let these two in your house.

These are the two criminals on Home Alone. You know the two hapless crooks who get tortured from some budding child psychopath.

These are the two criminals on Home Alone. You know the two hapless crooks who get tortured from some budding child psychopath.

70. You never know what you can do with a lot of gift bows.

Well, a red present dress is one idea. Still, wonder if she'll freeze in it since it doesn't seem to accommodate cold weather.

Well, a red present dress is one idea. Still, wonder if she’ll freeze in it since it doesn’t seem to accommodate cold weather.

71. A garland around yourself makes just as good a Christmas tree as anything.

You can even decorate it any way you please. But please, make sure you take your Santa hat with you.

You can even decorate it any way you please. But please, make sure you take your Santa hat with you.

72. This Christmas tree has a foot in each present.

Still, at least he feels secure dressed as one. Think it's kind of funny, actually.

Still, at least he feels secure dressed as one. Think it’s kind of funny, actually.

73. In this elf costume, you can just prance in your suspenders.

Yes, I know not many people wear suspenders these days. But this guy seems jolly.

Yes, I know not many people wear suspenders these days. But this guy seems jolly.

74. I think their pajamas might need fixed.

Okay, the bare butts are in as a joke and aren't real. Either way, you shouldn't touch them.

Okay, the bare butts are in as a joke and aren’t real. Either way, you shouldn’t touch them.

75. For SantaCon, this guy came prepared.

Since he dressed up as milk and cookies. Then again, he may not have enough to go around.

Since he dressed up as milk and cookies. Then again, he may not have enough to go around.

76. You’ve heard about making a gingerbread house. How about dressing like one?

Yes, they may be a bit boxy at times. But you have to like how they're decorated with candy.

Yes, they may be a bit boxy at times. But you have to like how they’re decorated with candy.

77. These elves come with extra eye protection.

Guess they're test drivers for Santa's sleigh at the North Pole. That might explain a lot.

Guess they’re test drivers for Santa’s sleigh at the North Pole. That might explain a lot.

78. Given his workload on Christmas Eve, it’s no wonder Santa doesn’t look forward to Christmas sometimes.

This costume has "Bah! Humbug!" on the hat. As if Santa didn't have more to worry about.

This costume has “Bah! Humbug!” on the hat. As if Santa didn’t have more to worry about.

79. Now that’s a strange Christmas tree.

Because it doesn't seem to resemble one. More like a badly decorated shrub.

Because it doesn’t seem to resemble one. More like a badly decorated shrub.

80. Look who just came in from Whoville.

Yes, the Whos seem to have some interesting styles, especially on Chrsitmas. But I couldn't leave these two out.

Yes, the Whos seem to have some interesting styles, especially on Christmas. But I couldn’t leave these two out.

The Holly and Ivy World of Miniature Christmas Gardens

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Though the holiday season may be upon us, tis usually not the season for gardening. At least if you live where I do when it’s more likely that your garden will usually have dead stuff that you had to clean out in the fall. I mean winter gardens are usually not much to look at unless you live in the tropics. Then it doesn’t really look right since winter is a time for snow. And snow usually happens at cold temperatures which plants don’t do well in. Anyway, since miniature gardens are usually in containers, this isn’t a problem for people who are into them. In fact, it’s not uncommon for people to decorate their own mini gardens with a holiday touch or make Christmas mini gardens of their own. If you don’t believe me, you can find a lot of places selling miniature garden stuff online. And yes, many of these use fake snow for a more wintry atmosphere. So for your reading pleasure, I give you an assortment of Christmas miniature garden to bring you holiday cheer this season.

  1. The star must always go on top of the tree.
And I see the tree here is resplendently decorated. Love the red bow. The horse wreath is nice, too.

And I see the tree here is resplendently decorated. Love the red bow. The horse wreath is nice, too.

2. A nativity scene in your miniature garden keeps the spirit of the season.

It's even better if you have a dirt ground and a twig stable. Still, this is lovely.

It’s even better if you have a dirt ground and a twig stable. Still, this is lovely.

3. Mini gardens with multiple layers should always look festive.

Love how this garden has angels and a richly decorated archway. Very much in the Christmas spirit of things.

Love how this garden has angels and a richly decorated archway. Very much in the Christmas spirit of things.

4. Evergreen trees and snow always make a great Christmas landscape.

The tree on this one only has a red star. But you have to like the snowman and the sleigh full of gifts.

The tree on this one only has a red star. But you have to like the snowman and the sleigh full of gifts.

5. Sometimes a few holiday decorations is all you need.

This one just includes presents in an urn, a snowman, and a wreath. All in all, it's holiday simplicity.

This one just includes presents in an urn, a snowman, and a wreath. All in all, it’s holiday simplicity.

6. You don’t have a Christmas mini garden unless you have lights.

The tree in this garden has red lights all over it. And there's even a tree in the house.

The tree in this garden has red lights all over it. And there’s even a tree in the house.

7. It’s always great to have stockings and presents at the tree.

This one has stockings hung at the tree as well as gifts on a sled nearby. There is even a deer in the snow.

This one has stockings hung at the tree as well as gifts on a sled nearby. There is even a deer in the snow.

8. Tis the season to deck the halls inside and out.

This one has lights on the house as well as candy canes and a sled on a frozen pond. Like the wreath on the table.

This one has lights on the house as well as candy canes and a sled on a frozen pond. Like the wreath on the table.

9. A mirror always makes a great frozen pond.

This one also includes snow covered church as well as a wreath. All in all, lovely.

This one also includes snow covered church as well as a wreath. All in all, lovely.

10. Make sure your mini garden tree is richly decorated for the season.

Helps if the bush has red bows, too. Not to mention, the gifts near the tree bring an extra holiday touch.

Helps if the bush has red bows, too. Not to mention, the gifts near the tree bring an extra holiday touch.

11. In a miniature garden, you can still have a snowman without the snow.

But it would still resemble a lawn decoration. Still, love the wreath on the chair.

But it would still resemble a lawn decoration. Still, love the wreath on the chair.

12. You can always have a birdbath near a decorated tree.

This one looks quaint. Normally, you couldn't do this outdoors. But in mini gardens, go right ahead.

This one looks quaint. Normally, you couldn’t do this outdoors. But in mini gardens, go right ahead.

13. Sometimes all it takes are a few shiny red baubles.

Yet, in this case the baubles have to be small to be near the church. So do the snow covered evergreen trees.

Yet, in this case the baubles have to be small to be near the church. So do the snow covered evergreen trees.

14. To bring in the spirit of the season, just add a few small baubles.

Yes, a few shiny baubles are all you need. These ones have gold decoration on them, too.

Yes, a few shiny baubles are all you need. These ones have gold decoration on them, too.

15. Even Santa has to stop by to admire the gnome’s decorations.

There's even some semblance of a gingerbread house, too. Like the lights on the trees and the tire swing though.

There’s even some semblance of a gingerbread house, too. Like the lights on the trees and the tire swing though.

16. Snowmen can make any place seem like a home.

This one even includes a tree with a present. And it's mostly covered with snow (which is fake naturally).

This one even includes a tree with a present. And it’s mostly covered with snow (which is fake naturally).

17. For a holiday mini garden, just add decorations.

Yes, a lot of this seems to be out of proportion. But that's how mini gardens are sometimes. Love the wreaths.

Yes, a lot of this seems to be out of proportion. But that’s how mini gardens are sometimes. Love the wreaths.

18. Sometimes all you just have to do is decorate the tree.

Well, this one isn't as nice as the others I've shown. But it's pretty enough.

Well, this one isn’t as nice as the others I’ve shown. But it’s pretty enough.

19. Outdoor decorations should always be in the spirit of the season.

This one uses a Christmas wreath and other holiday touches. So simple yet so quaint.

This one uses a Christmas wreath and other holiday touches. So simple yet so quaint.

20. When in doubt, go with a peppermint candy trail.

Well, it gives it a sweet charm. Though the tree doesn't look real.

Well, it gives it a sweet charm. Though the tree doesn’t look real.

21. A miniature Christmas garden should always have a fence with candy canes.

A tree decked in baubles also helps as well. So does having it covered in snow.

A tree decked in baubles also helps as well. So does having it covered in snow.

22. Sometimes a few decorations can make a winter wonderland.

This one just has a star on the tree and a red archway with a snowflake. So it didn't take much.

This one just has a star on the tree and a red archway with a snowflake. So it didn’t take much.

23. To bring the Christmas spirit, sometimes you just have to deck the arch way.

Well, there's a snow covered tree here, too. But you have to love the wreaths and the garland.

Well, there’s a snow covered tree here, too. But you have to love the wreaths and the garland.

24. A tree and angel should always be at the center.

Well, the angel here has a wreath around its head. The tree is snow covered but looks fake.

Well, the angel here has a wreath around its head. The tree is snow covered but looks fake.

25. During the Christmas season nothing beats a gingerbread house.

Also helps if it includes a peppermint candy patio. Love the tree and lights though.

Also helps if it includes a peppermint candy patio. Love the tree and lights though.

26. Having green plants in the background gives an evergreen atmosphere for the holiday season.

This one uses decor that's in a similar style. Yet, Santa seems bigger than this house.

This one uses decor that’s in a similar style. Yet, Santa seems bigger than this house.

27. Sometimes all you need are a couple of Santa hats.

And this is all what this garden has for Christmas decorations. Well, there's still cotton snow though.

And this is all what this garden has for Christmas decorations. Well, there’s still cotton snow though.

28. You can always have lights and presents on a Christmas tree.

You can even have a wreath on the tool shed. Still, it must be beautiful when it's lit up at night.

You can even have a wreath on the tool shed. Still, it must be beautiful when it’s lit up at night.

29. Sometimes a small tree can do just as well.

But you might not use as many decorations though. Still, like the red ribbons.

But you might not use as many decorations though. Still, like the red ribbons.

30. This tree mini garden takes the blue ribbon.

This one even has stars surrounding it. All it needs is snow in my opinion.

This one even has stars surrounding it. All it needs is snow in my opinion.

31. Of course, some miniature Christmas gardens can go all out on a whole wagon.

This one has a whole village with a train below and lighted garland roof. Not to mention, you have to love the lighted star.

This one has a whole village with a train below and lighted garland roof. Not to mention, you have to love the lighted star.

32. Sometimes gravel is all you need to create a winter wonderland.

This one has a snowman as well as a bench with gifts. all in all, it's adorable.

This one has a snowman as well as a bench with gifts. all in all, it’s adorable.

33. A few red decorations can always make the season bright.

Not sure what I think about the tree. But I do think the shiny holly berries make a nice touch.

Not sure what I think about the tree. But I do think the shiny holly berries make a nice touch.

34. You can be festive for the holidays even within a small space.

This is of the tea cup garden variety which is small. Still, like the candy cane lamp post.

This is of the tea cup garden variety which is small. Still, like the candy cane lamp post.

35. The more greenery in your miniature Christmas garden the better.

This one has a tower decorated with a wreath and garlands. Also like the tree.

This one has a tower decorated with a wreath and garlands. Also like the tree.

36. How about a little Santa hat in the shrubs?

This one also has a pile of snowballs and red ribbons on the archway. Simple but lovely.

This one also has a pile of snowballs and red ribbons on the archway. Simple but lovely.

37. Fans of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer will adore this miniature garden.

However, the Christmas special is a lot weirder than you know. It's kind of like Lord of the Rings made for kids on acid.

However, the Christmas special is a lot weirder than you know. It’s kind of like Lord of the Rings made for kids on acid.

38. Beads and lights really bring out the beauty in a tree.

Both tree and shrub seem to have a lot of beads on it. The lights also look pretty.

Both tree and shrub seem to have a lot of beads on it. The lights also look pretty.

39. A holiday house should always have some seasonal trimmings.

This one doesn't use a lot of decorations. But you have to admire the snow on the roof.

This one doesn’t use a lot of decorations. But you have to admire the snow on the roof.

40. A lighted tree is great next to a quaint Christmas cottage.

Well, the house is certainly in the Christmas spirit. Love the lighted tree.

Well, the house is certainly in the Christmas spirit. Love the lighted tree.

41. A gingerbread house should be between two lit trees.

This one has trees side by side that have lights in each of them. For all I can say, this is beautiful.

This one has trees side by side that have lights in each of them. For all I can say, this is beautiful.

42. A gingerbread house in a miniature garden is surely sweet.

This one is surrounded by candy canes and holly berries. Like the gingerbread man.

This one is surrounded by candy canes and holly berries. Like the gingerbread man.

43. It always looks a lot like Christmas when you stick a few candy canes in the ground.

Like how the house is made to resemble a fairy abode with a petal roof. Of course, it has candy cane decoration as well.

Like how the house is made to resemble a fairy abode with a petal roof. Of course, it has candy cane decoration as well.

44. Seems like Santa has made a stop here.

Well, there aren't a lot of reindeer here but that can be forgiven. Also, not a lot of snow either.

Well, there aren’t a lot of reindeer here but that can be forgiven. Also, not a lot of snow either.

45. Of course, you can always spend Christmas at the beach.

This one has Santa's hat and boots near a chair. It's as if Santa has been here.

This one has Santa’s hat and boots near a chair. It’s as if Santa has been here.

46. Sometimes a from the archway is all you need.

Well, this one uses a few non-traditional Christmas motifs like a mistletoe lantern and sled. Either way it gives a rustic impression.

Well, this one uses a few non-traditional Christmas motifs like a mistletoe lantern and sled. Either way it gives a rustic impression.

47. The presents will be at the wreathed lantern.

This one includes 2 deer which I know wouldn't be used for Santa's sleigh. It also has a snowman.

This one includes 2 deer which I know wouldn’t be used for Santa’s sleigh. It also has a snowman.

48. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas in this fairy village.

You just have to look closer just to get my drift. But it certainly resembles a fairy tale forest.

You just have to look closer just to get my drift. But it certainly resembles a fairy tale forest.

49. All this miniature garden needs is a few candy canes and lights.

The lights on this one seem to be rather small. Makes me wonder about what bulbs they get if any of them go out.

The lights on this one seem to be rather small. Makes me wonder about what bulbs they get if any of them go out.

50. A well decorated Christmas tree always makes the season bright.

This one even has a wooden reindeer. Still, really love the bows and lights.

This one even has a wooden reindeer. Still, really love the bows and lights.

51. A richly decorated Christmas tree should always have presents below it.

Well, this is just a lonely tree near a road. Still, you can't hate how it's decorated or the presents.

Well, this is just a lonely tree near a road. Still, you can’t hate how it’s decorated or the presents.

52. In a miniature garden, a Christmas tree really has to light up.

And yes, it certainly shines bright at night as you see here. Still, got to love the decorations.

And yes, it certainly shines bright at night as you see here. Still, got to love the decorations.

53. A bonsai can easily make a Christmas tree as any evergreen.

This bonsai tree even has a bow and beads around it. And it goes nicely with the red chair.

This bonsai tree even has a bow and beads around it. And it goes nicely with the red chair.

54. Sometimes all it takes is a Christmas tree with colorful lights.

This one has presents, a tree, Santa, and baubles on a pot. Like the white bench and table though.

This one has presents, a tree, Santa, and baubles on a pot. Like the white bench and table though.

55. Sometimes cotton is sufficient for a blanket of snow.

After all, it's fluffy. Yet, in this garden, it doesn't seem to cover everything in sight.

After all, it’s fluffy. Yet, in this garden, it doesn’t seem to cover everything in sight.

56. A gingerbread house must always have a Christmas tree with candy canes nearby.

And it's an especially colorful gingerbread house, too. The candy cane bench is perfect.

And it’s an especially colorful gingerbread house, too. The candy cane bench is perfect.

57. Seems like this small garden has a few trees in order.

This one has Santa, two presents, and a candy cane chair. Doesn't seem like much, but it'll do.

This one has Santa, two presents, and a candy cane chair. Doesn’t seem like much, but it’ll do.

58. A plain stone house should always have some light decorations.

This one even has a gingerbread house as well as fairies in the snow. So lovely.

This one even has a gingerbread house as well as fairies in the snow. So lovely.

59. For a Christmas mini garden you can always go with a single candy cane.

This one also has a few decorations on it as well. But the lone candy cane stands out.

This one also has a few decorations on it as well. But the lone candy cane stands out.

60. Seems like the snow isn’t long for this garden.

Guess they didn't have a lot of cotton. But you have to admire the snowman on this one. Like the plaid house.

Guess they didn’t have a lot of cotton. But you have to admire the snowman on this one. Like the plaid house.

61. Sometimes you can use normal baubles for a Christmas mini garden.

You can also see a Christmas tree with green beads. Love the owl which I think is a hoot.

You can also see a Christmas tree with green beads. Love the owl which I think is a hoot.

62. Christmas decorations always look lovely on brass furniture.

The arch and bench are covered in tinsel and bows. The arch even has lights.

The arch and bench are covered in tinsel and bows. The arch even has lights.

63. Orange and blue look good on a Christmas tree.

Yet, there seems to be presents all around as well. Seems like an idyllic scene for the holiday season.

Yet, there seems to be presents all around as well. Seems like an idyllic scene for the holiday season.

64. For those who opt for a blue Christmas, this is the miniature garden for you.

This one also has blue star signs like the last one. But this garden includes snow and a lawn chair.

This one also has blue star signs like the last one. But this garden includes snow and a lawn chair.

65. Looks like Santa is taking his gig outdoors this time.

Yes, this one has a girl on Santa's lap. And she's not wearing a coat in the snow at all.

Yes, this one has a girl on Santa’s lap. And she’s not wearing a coat in the snow at all.

66. A layered pot tends to have Santa on a ledge.

And Santa seems to be bigger than that house. And so does the North Pole.

And Santa seems to be bigger than that house. And so does the North Pole.

67. A Christmas fairy village should always have lights.

And the lights seem to be along the fence. Yet, you can see the decorations if you look more closely.

And the lights seem to be along the fence. Yet, you can see the decorations if you look more closely.

68. A skinny light Christmas tree is always better than none.

Well, it seems to take a form of an overgrown bush. Like the bow at the top.

Well, it seems to take a form of an overgrown bush. Like the bow at the top.

69. It’s always nice to relax around a peppermint patio.

There's not much snow. But the peppermint bench, table, and stools surely bring in the holiday spirit.

There’s not much snow. But the peppermint bench, table, and stools surely bring in the holiday spirit.

70. Fairies always seem to frolic near a frozen pond.

This one uses poinsettias that make an ideal Christmas garden addition. And not just miniature ones either.

This one uses poinsettias that make an ideal Christmas garden addition. And not just miniature ones either.

71. There’s nothing like an angel that shows peace on earth, good will toward men.

This one even has a nice little golden church on a hill. Still, it's quite lovely with the snowflakes.

This one even has a nice little golden church on a hill. Still, it’s quite lovely with the snowflakes.

72. I call this one, “Snowmen on the Rocks.”

Because the snowmen don't seem to be near any snow. Yet, they seem to exist.

Because the snowmen don’t seem to be near any snow. Yet, they seem to exist.

73. A holiday miniature garden like this comes with all the trimmings.

This one seems to have a lot in it. Yet, it seems to become its own winter wonderland.

This one seems to have a lot in it. Yet, it seems to become its own winter wonderland.

74. How about including a poinsettia to kick off the Christmas spirit?

And yes, a pointsettia is included. Whether it's real or fake, I can't decide.

And yes, a pointsettia is included. Whether it’s real or fake, I can’t decide.

75. Of course if a pink Christmas suits your fancy, this miniature garden is for you.

It even has a pink trail as well as purple baubles. Certainly to brighten your season with cheer.

It even has a pink trail as well as purple baubles. Certainly to brighten your season with cheer.

76. Of course, you can always go with a white Christmas tree.

Yet, there doesn't seem to be a lot of snow in this one. But it has a lot of Christmas decorations that there should be.

Yet, there doesn’t seem to be a lot of snow in this one. But it has a lot of Christmas decorations that there should be.

77. A Christmas miniature garden like this is a perfect winter wonderland.

Now this is a garden with all the Christmas trimmings. All it needs is a decorated tree and it's all set.

Now this is a garden with all the Christmas trimmings. All it needs is a decorated tree and it’s all set.

78. In a winter wonderland like this, you’ll find a tree of gold somewhere.

And here it is within a tower. Bet it's to protect it from the snowy weather. Love it.

And here it is within a tower. Bet it’s to protect it from the snowy weather. Love it.

79. You can decorate a miniature Christmas tree with whatever you have at home.

And this one seems to be decorated this way. Nice that it has Santa's sack and presents.

And this one seems to be decorated this way. Nice that it has Santa’s sack and presents.

80. A Christmas miniature garden like this should have a big bushy tree with all the trimmings.

Yeah, it looks similar to some of the previous ones I've shown in this post. Yet, it seems more like something you'd put on a Christmas card.

Yeah, it looks similar to some of the previous ones I’ve shown in this post. Yet, it seems more like something you’d put on a Christmas card.