From what I can recall, the Wampa is a ferocious creature on Hoth. And it doesn’t look nearly as adorable as this little plushie you want to cuddle with.

Because nothing says “Peace on Earth” than an ornament of a large space station that could obliterate a whole planet. Seriously, remember what happened to Alderaan.

Of course, this dress is way less fuzzy than Chewie. I’m sure Chewie sheds like a shaggy dog.

I don’t know about you. But I don’t think this image of sci-fi technology seems to go well with the rustic surroundings.

I don’t think the planets are that close to each other in the galaxy, according to the movies. Still, I do recognize a partial Death Star and an Imperial cruiser.

Now this is just clever. Like the construction paper Vader lampshade. That paint job with the base is cool, too.

I think this was inspired by Wookiee the Chew which is a mashup of Star Wars and Winnie the Pooh. Still, this is adorable but he’d rip your arm out of your socket if he loses a chess game.

Show your peers that you’re not the person to mess with. And you’ll force choke anyone who disobeys your orders.

On one hand this looks really cool, especially in a picture like this. On the other hand, it’s a Death Star which might be capable of blowing up a planet.

Says at the base: “These aren’t the chairs you’re looking for.” Whoever made this was brilliant.

Of course, I wouldn’t go hunting in that in this cap. Shoot all you want but you won’t hit anything.

Available in 8 different colors. Still, not sure if I want children coloring pictures with a guy who’s in a life and death limbo.

I don’t know about you but I’m sure Alderaan ain’t stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. C’mon, it’s a disco ball, for Christ’s sake.

Now this looks quite easy to sew up. It’s also quite adorable like a little teddy bear. Just like Ewoks.

Of course, Tusken Raiders live on Tattooine which is a desert planet. So this hat wouldn’t work much for them.

I don’t think a Sith Lord of the galaxy would wear an apron like this. I mean it looks like a ladies’ apron and most Sith lords are men. Still, I like it.

Now this involves a shiny Christmas wreath, Star Wars action figures, and green spray paint. Definitely not made by someone with too much time on their hands there.

Because why buy an R2-D2 trash bin when you can make your own. It’s much cheaper and only requires a plastic trash bin, printouts, a bottle cap, and felt.

Now this is a pretty cool mailbox. Too bad I live in a neighborhood where there was a mass mailbox smashing when I was 16.

Warm and fuzzy might not describe badass bounty hunter Boba Fett. But it might describe this.

Contains many of the stuff you’d see from the original trilogy. And makes them all look adorable in the process.

Just get a cookie jar from the craft store and paint it like R2-D2. It’s simple really.

Yes, Ewoks may be among the most adorable creatures in the galaxy. But keep in mind that they do have a vicious streak and almost devoured our heroes if it wasn’t for Princess Leia and C-3PO.

Yes, it might look tacky and more appropriate for a Star Wars Christmas display. But still, you have to admire the craftsmanship on this.

Now this is so cute. Wonder what size it comes in. Do they make these for adults?

Yes, I know it resembles a space station capable of blowing up an entire planet. But it looks so comfy to sit on.

From what I can tell, these consist of Yoda, Luke, and Princess Leia. Still, these are so adorable that I wouldn’t mind having them.

As Master Yoda would say, “Wear or wear not. There is no try on.” Wise words if you think about it.

Yes, someone was actually on the Space Shuttle and had their picture taken. Unfortunately, the person wasn’t an astronaut and the shuttle was on Earth.

Yes, this is a Star Wars dress. Yes, it’s laced with ribbons. Can a guy wear it? Maybe a short and skinny one.

Sure it may not be a walking carpet. But you have to admit, this is adorable.

Who knew there were Star Wars fans who know how to do embroidery. Still, you have to like the crossed lightsabers.

Actually, this would be a more appropriate gift for the obnoxious Star Wars fan in your life you really don’t care for. I mean I know that there aren’t a lot of Star Wars fans who’d want this anyway.

Now you’ve probably seen a purse like this for the Hunger Games if you’ve been following my blog. Still, this is a very appropriate Star Wars patchwork indeed.

Yes, it’s an elegant weapon. But it’s a great toy because you won’t have to worry about cutting people’s limbs with it.

Yes, the most badass bounty hunter in the galaxy is a crocheted stuffed toy with at plastic gun and a nerf antenna. But still, he’s out for that scruffy headed nerfherder.

Of course, you might wonder why they didn’t have these on Hoth. Still, these are simply adorable to say the least.

You know, the Queen of Naboo in Episode I who married Anakin Skywalker and had Luke and Leia before dying of a broken heart. Yeah, that Padme who had the extensive wardrobe.

And like Chewbacca, this cozy looks awfully fuzzy. But it’s adorable nevertheless.

Now this guy is the bounty hunter whom Han Solo shot first at the Mos Eisely Cantina full of dirtbags. Yes, good times.

Now these consist of Darth Vader, Yoda, Chewbacca, and Princess Leia. Nevertheless, they’re all so adorable and will be good for any Christmas tree.

Now this was certainly made by someone who had too much time on their hands. And probably by a guy in his garage.

Now which will you choose: the Empire or the Jedi? Well, the Jedi has a nice lampshade design. But decisions, decisions.

Yes, I’m sure plenty of young men will fondly remember seeing Princess Leia in that skimpy outfit. And I’m sure plenty of women will remember when she saved herself by strangling Jabba the Hutt to death with the chain around her neck.

Man, they seem to have quite a painted collection here like Slave Leia and Han Solo in carbonite. Still, you have to admire the pant job on these.

Is it just me or is that one of the cutest renditions of the Death Star I have ever seen. Still, have you got the impression that someone had too much time on their hands for this one?

Now these consist of Chewbacca, Darth Vader, a Stormtrooper, R2-D2, and an Ewok. Still, there seems to be a lot of Star Wars Christmas stuff for some reason. Oh yeah, the fans.

I don’t know about you but I still like that one better than the one with Han Solo in carbonite. Still, looks pretty easy to make.

Now this may not protect your head while you’re piloting spacecraft. But it will keep you warm during the winter.

Now this is funny. But still, Admiral Ackbar deserves more respect than having someone paint a mouse trap of him.

Not something you read from a sampler very often. But still, that’s quite good if I do say so myself.

Now this looks quite doable. Just get a milk carton, glue it with a bunch of ripped up popsicle sticks, paint it brown, and add some googly eyes, belt, and teeth.

And this even goes down to the chest to keep your neck warm. Still, this is pretty adorable if you ask me.

Now this not only makes you look like a big Star Wars fan, but it has a great rustic feel. Perfect for any sci-fi hunting lodge.

Now this is a way better rug than the Chewbacca skin one which is disturbing. But this R2-D2 one is adorable.

Sorry, but these aren’t the droid beanies you’re looking for. However, it’s too late for me to change the picture so there you go.

Actually this woman painted her helmet to make it look like R2-D2. Still, she’s bound to get a lot of guys at Comic Con with it.

Who knew the fashion of the 1950s and the power of the Dark Side can go so well together? Of course, I tend to find your lack of fashion sense disturbing.

Now doesn’t this little girl look like a little princess in this. Oh, yes, she does. Oh, yes, she does.

Yes, it’s a Stormtrooper pinup dress. Still, ladies, you’re guaranteed not to hit anything in this dress.

Now this is so adorable. Still, I wonder how these creatures can take the heat on a desert planet like Tatooine. It would be more understandable to see them on Hoth.

Now this has some buttons and shimmering pieces. And with a long skirt, too. Vader would be proud.

Now they have most of the characters from the original trilogy plus Darth Maul. Nevertheless, these are adorable.

Because nothing sets the mood like Darth Vader’s flaming eyes staring at you in anger. Seriously, I like the design, but doesn’t seem like the kind of fireplace I’d cozy up to.

Kind of funny how an Imperial Galactic Empire artillery weapon can be positioned as a planter. All thanks to some disposable materials and duck tape. Lots of duck tape.

Now these lightsabers are made from duck tape, Sharpie marker, and pool noodles. Won’t sever limbs but won’t make you look like a badass either.

Now I know I’ve put pictures of fleece pillows before. But this is simply adorable regardless. And yes, R2-D2 is a cute droid.

Now these are more suitable for the male cooks in the kitchen. Comes in Darth Vader and Jedi master.

Now this consists of some of the craft used in the movies like the Millennium Falcon, Imperial fighters, X-Wings, and an AT-AT. Still, pretty cool and ingenious.

Yes, I know some might think seeing Slave Leia and Jabba on this might be a bit off. However, it kind of fits when it comes to Slave Leia’s situation.

I think Twileks are supposed to be those scanty clad women from Tatooine. Still, they seem quite popular for some reason.

Well, I’m sure they might be better on your feet than those Dark Side stilettos. Still, you have to admire how these were decorated.

Sure Boba Fett may not be a warm fuzzy soul. But that doesn’t mean a warm, fuzzy hat like this can’t capture his badass spirit.

Yes, I’m sure the birds in your neighborhood would find R2-D2’s adorable face on this as an inviting place to nest in. Then again, I’m sure birds don’t give a shit and are bound to defecate all over this after some months outside.

Now this Imperial Stormtrooper cat is about as intimidating as it’s adorable. Still, you have to love the paint job on this.

Now these include R2-D2, an Imperial Stormtrooper, and Boba Fett. Also had Darth Vader, C-3PO, Yoda, and Jabba the Hutt, but I couldn’t find a picture with those together.

Might make you look nerdy. But it’s not as atrocious as many of those Christmas sweaters.

I wonder if Luke Skywalker had a Wampa head on his fireplace later in life. Then again he was freezing to death on Hoth so he probably didn’t have the time to collect a trophy.

Of course, since Princess Leia’s iconic hairstyle resembles sticky buns, having earmuffs like this is to be expected. Still, it’s pretty clever.

Now this is so adorable isn’t it? Love those little button eyes. Wear this hat, you sure would.

Now these consist of 2 for Chewbacca as well as one for a maimed Wampa and another for an Ewok. Nevertheless, these are clever and adorable if I say so.

Make this bag you will. Requires to Usew and cut felt, it does. Button eyes it has. Cute, you think?

Now these consist of Yoda, Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Han Solo, and Chewbacca. Still, these are so adorable.

Now these include in descending order: Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Han Solo, Chewbacca, C-3PO, and R2-D2. Made by the same company who did the Hunger Games ones.

Though I know it’s a Star Wars diaper bag, I find Darth Vader’s image on here ironic. Let’s just say his approach to parenting falls squarely on the Dark Side since he cut off his son’s hand and blew up his daughter’s planet.

Can’t believe they included Han Solo in carbonite. Still, these figures are quite adorable if you ask me.

On one hand, you want to kiss your loved one under this. On the other hand, you wonder if the Imperial fighter might think you’re one of the rebels and might shoot you.

Now since I majored in history in college, I find corsets so 19th century. And I find the idea of an R2-D2 one baffling.

Because nothing represents the spirit of Christmas like a space station that can destroy an entire planet with a laser beam. Still, I don’t think a Death Star makes an appropriate tree topper for this reason.

Clearly this was made by someone with way too much time on their hands and is probably not for sale. Still, as a history major, I can appreciate this form which is similar to the Bayeux Tapestry of 1066.

Now this project probably required a regular wooden lawn chair and some power tools. Still, even without paint, it’s still pretty awesome.

Now this is quite ingenious. But I’d recommend you use one that’s dated from at least the 1980s for this since it doesn’t have accurate borders and is probably not worth a lot of money.

Now this has the Rebel Alliance symbol as well as an X-Wing fighter. Could’ve used these on Hoth, especially Luke Skywalker.

As you see here, this is a perfect gender neutral baby gift. And Yoda’s even on the pillow.

Now sure if I’d recommend you sit on it. But it will certainly be great for resting your head and elbows on.

Now this one does give him fuzz like he has in the movies. And it’s so cute, too.

I know many won’t think of Star Wars embroidery samplers exist. But still, many of these are pretty good. This Darth Vader one especially.

With a plastic tube and some duck tape, lightsaber duels will now have bubbles. And no one loses a limb.

Now I think this one is better than the other one I just shown. Just have a regular wreath and some Star Wars action figures. Perfect for this December.

These include Luke Skywalker watching the suns set on Tatooine, Han Solo on Hoth, and Princess Leia on Endor. Still, you have to admire the creativity on this one.