Avengers Assembled Dressed in These Marvel Comics Costumes

Posted by historymaniacmegan on March 22, 2016

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Moving on from DC comics, we have the other comic book giant Marvel who also has a superhero movie coming out in May. This one is titled Captain America: Civil War and it pertains to Captain America squaring off against Iron Man. They also have X-Men: Apocalypse coming out later that month which will sadly not have Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. Nevertheless, while DC Comics is better known for Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and a few others, Marvel has more superheroes you’re probably more familiar with. Marvel Comics is responsible for bringing superheroes like Spider-Man, Iron Man, Captain America, Wolverine, Thor, Hulk, Deadpool, Daredevil, Doctor Strange, and Ant-Man. You might also be more familiar with teams like the Avengers, the X-Men, the Fantastic Four, the Inhumans, and my personal favorite the Guardians of the Galaxy mostly because the movie was funny and Star Lord has such a great taste in music. Seriously, the music just makes the movie, trust me. And let’s not forget villains Dr. Doom, the Enchantress, Ultron, Doctor Octopus, Thanos, Magneto, and Loki. Most of these characters operate in the Marvel Comics Universe with locations mirroring real life cities.

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Marvel Comics as we know it was founded by a man named Martin Goodman in 1939 under the name Timely Productions and later Atlas before it assumed the Marvel name in the 1960s. Its first issue would appear in October that featured the Human Torch and Namor the Sub-Mariner which was a great success with 900,000 copies sold. That year Goodman would hire his wife’s cousin as an office assistant who’d later become editor in 1941. That man was Stanley Lieber who’s now known as Stan Lee. He would hold that position for decades except for the 3 years he served in WWII. Also, in March 1941, the Captain America would make his debut which led to 1 million sold. However, most of Marvel’s best known superheroes wouldn’t make their debuts until the 1960s like most of the Avengers (Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow, and Hawkeye), some of the X-Men (with Professor X, Cyclops, Jean Grey, Beast, Angel, and Iceman), Daredevil, the Fantastic Four, Doctor Strange, Spider-Man, the original Guardians of the Galaxy, and Ant-Man. Even still, others wouldn’t be added until the 1970s like Nightcrawler, Wolverine, Blade, the Punisher, Storm, Luke Cage, and most of those you see in the Guardians of the Galaxy except Groot (who appeared in 1960 but wasn’t a member then. Neither would the others until the 2000s). Rogue, Emma Frost, and Kitty Pryde would debut in the 1980s. And Deadpool would appear in the 1990s. Oh, and characters like Quicksilver, the Scarlet Witch, Black Widow, and Hawkeye were originally written as villains.

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As with the DC Comics, it’s not unusual for Marvel fans to dress up as their favorite superheroes for conventions. And while costumes are available, many tend to make their own. And yes, there are cosplayers among the ranks. Some even bring their whole families. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of costumes inspired by Marvel Comics.

Seems like the X-Men are older than I originally thought.

Actually these are the Steampunk X-Men. This consists of Gambit, Professor X, Wolverine, and Jean Grey. Or is it Rogue?

2. Apparently, Loki is plotting something with the tesseract.

Despite being seen as a villain in the MCU, Loki is more of a trickster in Norse mythology. And he wasn’t seen as Thor’s brother either. Either way, I’m sure he was quite popular.

3. “Pikapool, I choose you.”

Now that’s just the worst Pikachu I’ve seen. Still, it’s pretty funny since it’s Deadpool.

4. Wolverine’s claws can slice through almost anything you can imagine.

He can also heal himself, by the way. So that means he’s almost indestructible. Also, he’s the most iconic of the X-Men.

5. Seems like someone is ready for Easter.

This is a cosplay that combines Hugh Jackman’s characters of Wolverine and the Easter Bunny. And yes, it’s hysterical.

6. When you need a spy to climb on walls, Spider-Woman is your gal.

Spider-Woman first appeared in 1977 and was in 50 issues of Marvel Spotlight. Where, at the end she was killed. Her character was relaunched in 2015.

7. Elektra surely knows her way around with her daggers.

Elektra is a Greek assassin as well as a love interest of Daredevil. However, her violent nature and mercenary lifestyle divide the two, for good reason.

Elektra is an assassin as well as a love interest of Daredevil. However, her violent nature and mercenary lifestyle divide the two, for good reason.

8. A baby wolverine is said to be a very rare sight in nature.

Okay, this is a baby dressed as Wolverine with little fangs from the arms. But still, so cute.

9. Among X-Men villains, there are no women as well known as Mystique.

Mystique is a shapeshifter who can take a form of any person and mimic their voice with excellent precision. She also can appear fully naked in a PG-13 movie (though you don’t see some bits).

10. Deadpool seems to dress like quite the gentleman.

However, a gentleman he is not. However, he’s said to be a disfigured and mentally unstable mercenary. Yet, he’s also known to be quite funny.

11. As an Avenger, Black Widow is skilled with high tech weaponry and gymnastics.

However, she’s also one of the most screwed over superheroes as far as Marvel is concerned. So far she’s appeared in Iron Man, Captain America, and the Avengers, and hasn’t gotten her own movie. Also, she doesn’t appear in a lot of merchandise.

12. Avengers family, assemble.

Yes, this is a whole family dressing up as the Avengers. However, I almost didn’t use it due to the dad wearing blackface make up. Sure he’s supposed to be Nick Fury, but still. It’s racist.

13. As a mutant, Emma Frost is sometimes seen as the White Queen.

She was initially a villain and as a leader of the Hellfire Club. She later ends up with Cyclops.

14. When fighting crime, Daredevil doesn’t let his blindness get in the way.

Daredevil’s early life is a tragic one. His mother left him when he was a baby. After being blinded by a radioactive substance, his dad (who raised him) was later killed on a gangster’s orders.

15. I’m sure this girl is bound to cause a little storm.

Because she’s Storm from X-Men. She’s the first black female superhero to play a major or supporting role from either Marvel or DC.

16. Luke Cage is always available as a Hero for Hire.

Luke Cage is one of the first African American superheroes of Marvel. He’s known to have superhuman strength and unbreakable skin.

17. When it comes to the X-Men, Jean Grey always plays a significant part.

Jean Grey is the only female founding member of the X-Men. She’s also a very powerful psychic. Can be nice but don’t hurt her loved ones.

18. There is no better bounty hunter in the galaxy than Logan Fett.

This is Wolverine matched with Boba Fett from Star Wars. Has metal fangs and a jetpack.

19. Guess Rogue isn’t a huge fan of solitaire.

Rogue is a rather unstable mutant who can involuntarily absorb powers, strength, and memories. For a while, her inability to control them almost drove her insane.

20. This baby Hulk is very hard to resist.

Of course, you don’t want to make him angry. Seriously, when it comes to tantrums, Hulk babies are the worst.

21. Ms. Marvel can shoot fire from her hands.

There are actually a few Ms. Marvels. The first one was Carol Danvers who first appeared in 1968.

22. Nobody can ever resist the cuteness of dancing baby Groot.

This is Groot when he appears in the end of the movie. Still, this costume is adorable.

23. Captain America never goes into battle without his shield.

Which he sometimes uses as an overly large discus. Nevertheless, he’s one of Marvel’s best known and most enduring superheroes.

24. Due to her immense powers, Jean Grey is also called, “Phoenix.”

And like a Phoenix, she’s said to die and resurrect several times. So if she falls, she will be back.

25. Mystique is always distinctive by her blue skin.

And thanks to CGI, she can fight with absolutely nothing on her. However, those who dress like her have to wear a suit.

26. “I am Groot.”

Groot is a plant creature from Guardians of the Galaxy. “I am Groot,” is practically all he says. But he is good at following directions, even when he’s not supposed to.

27. Man, Iron Man sure has a nice suit.

This seems quite fancy compared to his other suits. Not sure if it’s good for fighting bad guys though.

28. And where would Captain America be without his Peggy Carter?

Yes, she was his great love. However, you know this isn’t going to last. Because he’ll be spending decades in suspended animation.

29. As a super villain, Galactus is known to drain energy from living planets.

By the way, he’s the primary antagonist of the Fantastic Four. However, his outfit sometimes makes it hard to take him seriously.

30. From Avengers: Age of Ultron are Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch.

And this is how the 2 appeared in the movie. They weren’t referred to as such though.

31. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Cattain America: the first feline patriotic superhero.

Yes, this is a cat dressed up as Cap. However, I’m not sure if it possesses the same patriotic spirit.

32. Who knows where Iron Man would be without his Pepper Potts.

Because Pepper Potts loves him so much that she’s willing to do everything for him. However, they don’t end up together in the original comic series though.

33. From Guardians of the Galaxy, Gamora is a trained assassin.

Like Black Widow, Gamora was also screwed out of the merchandising. Also, I’m sure her green skin will attract the attentions of one James T. Kirk.

34. For the Avengers, there is no foe more notorious than Ultron.

Yes, he’s a living automation and was voiced by James Spader. Still, this is an incredible costume.

35. As we know, Spider-Man always has to have his Mary Jane Watson.

Mary Jane wasn’t Spider-Man’s first love interest or his only one in the comics. But she’s the one most associated with him and soon becomes his wife.

36. Here we have Jean Grey and Wolverine sharing a moment at the fireplace.

I guess this is only in Wolverine’s dreams. Because I know she’s already with Cyclops.

37. If you need a brutal guy who’s willing to kill, then the Punisher is your man.

The Punisher is a vigilante who employs murder, kidnapping, extortion, coercion, threats of violence, and torture in his war on crime. It’s said he was driven into doing such from the deaths of his wife and 2 kids. Nevertheless, the guy is in serious need of therapy.

38. Before the debuts of Luke Cage and Storm, the only black superhero in Marvel was Black Panther.

And no, the guy wasn’t named after the Black Panther Party. Rather his name derives from an all-black tank battalion in WWII. But yes, he’s a badass.

39. “I let Gwen Stacy die!”

No, Peter, you didn’t kill Gwen. You weren’t the one who threw her off a bridge. Besides, she probably died from the fall, anyway.

40. When it comes to Gambit and Rogue, sometimes they can’t live or live without each other.

While their on-again, off-again romance is said to be rather dysfunctional, both tend to be incredibly messed up people. Maybe that explains why they love each other.

41. Oh, look, a little wasp.

It’s a little girl who’s dressed like Wasp from the original Avengers. She’s not the Avengers movie. But she’s in Ant-Man. Also, she can fly as well as shrink, too.

42. As its sentry with all-seeing and all-hearing powers, Heimdall is always on watch for any attacks on Asgard.

In Norse mythology, Heimdall is said to be the whitest of the gods. However, he’s among the darkest in the movies since he’s played by Idris Elba.

43. Seems like this guy’s going to be a little supersoldier.

However, as of now, he’s just a super diaper filler. Still, this is just so adorable to see a baby Captain America.

44. “I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one.”

Even when you look at this, you’d almost think it’s made of metal. It’s not.

45. Apparently, Emma is doing some light reading.

A lot of the Emma Frost costumes tend to be rather skimpy. Sure this shows skin, but at least it’s tasteful.

46. Apparently, he’s a bit a of a little daredevil.

Actually he’s Daredevil. But the same logic applies. Still, he’s so adorable.

47. Okay, what the hell is Spider-Man doing with Captain America’s shield?

This is a Spider-Man and Captain America mash-up. The suit’s in Captain’s colors and the shield has a spider on it.

48. As far as the X-Men are concerned, Nightcrawler surely has a tail.

Sure he might seem like a demon, but he’s said to be a strong Catholic. But he’s also kind of a trickster as well as very entertaining. Played by Alan Cumming in the films.

49. With Tony Stark’s suit, Wolverine is now virtually indestructible.

Yes, this is a combination of Wolverine and Iron Man. And yes, the claws go through the suit.

50. The Ghost Rider is often a rather fearsome fellow.

He’s somewhat of a supernatural biker with flaming hair. Sure he’s frightening to look at. But he seems so badass.

51. While DC has Aquaman, Marvel has Namor the Sub-Mariner.

Sub-Mariner is the son of a sea captain and a princess from Atlantis. Though good natured, he can have a short fuse. And he does tend to misguidedly attack people on land, too.

52. Among the X-Men, the youngest among them is Kitty Pryde.

The pet she has with her is a little dragon called Lockheed. Don’t ask me where she got it from.

53. Looks like Peter Parker decided to dress in layers today.

Well, he’s wearing his Spider-Man suit over civilian garb. But underneath that Spidey suit is a regular teenage boy with regular teenage problems.

54. The Scarlet Witch can certainly cast her own spell.

And she seems to be rather popular among cosplayers as well. Maybe it’s because of her outfit. I don’t know because I found a lot of people dressed up as her on Pinterest.

55. Of course, while the Scarlet Witch is lovely, she only has eyes for Vision.

He’s an android and she’s a bit of a, well, witch. But they seem to look great together if you ask me.

56. If you like the old-school Wolverine from the 1990s, you might like this guy.

I’m sure some people might prefer this Wolverine which was his standard look for a long time. But I prefer the Hugh Jackman version for obvious reasons.

57. Didn’t know that Venom was an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

He’s not. He’s just using the agent in question as a human host. It’s said to be among the greatest threats to humanity in Marvel along with Magneto, Dr. Doom, and Red Skull.

58. If you like girls with green hair, you might enjoy Polaris from the X-Men.

As a daughter of Magneto, Polaris has inherited his electro-magnetic powers. But unlike him, she uses them for good. Also has some mental health issues.

59. Seems like Nightcrawler and Mystique are having a good time together.

Mystique is also his biological mother who abandoned him when he was a baby. Then again, knowing what Mystique did to Rogue it was probably for the best.

60. Apparently, She-Hulk is through with rule books.

As Jennifer Walters, she’s a cousin of Bruce Banner and only has a milder form of his condition. So when she’s in Hulk mode, she retains most of her personality. But that doesn’t stop her from becoming a force to be reckoned with if enraged.

61. With his hammer Mjolnr, here wields the Mighty Thor.

Almost resembles the Chris Hemsworth version in the films. Like the armor and hammer. Nice.

62. When it comes to dealing with the Wasp, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

This seems quite like you see in a movie. However, such cosplays do have their visual effects as you might see.

63. Here’s your neighborhood Spider-Man facing off against Doctor Octopus.

Doctor Octopus is one of the best known villains of Spider-Man. He’s a mad scientist who’s obsessed with proving his own genius and destroying Spidey. Perhaps in order to prove his genius, he should quit trying to destroy him.

64. Apparently, Deadpool appears to have tied the knot.

And it seems that he’s found a perfect match. Sure he may not be the marrying type. But they’ll be a great couple.

65. Of course, you can’t forget Thor and Loki without mentioning their folks.

This is the Asgardian family. In mythology, Loki is Thor’s step-uncle and Sif is his wife. However, Sif doesn’t get much characterization though.

66. Looking sharp in that red suit, Deadpool.

Well, at least Deadpool really knows how to dress. That suit totally matches his outfit.

67. This little Loki sees himself burdened with glorious purpose.

Yes, he may be one of Marvel’s baddies. But he sure looks adorable with his horned helmet and staff.

68. No, that’s not a female Wolverine. That’s X-23.

Well, she’s a clone of Wolverine and was created to be a perfect killing machine. However, this doesn’t make sense to me because clones have to be the same gender as the original.

69. As a Kree fanatic, Ronan the Accuser is the nemesis to the Guardians of the Galaxy.

In the movie, he's willing to wage genocide against the Xandarians. He's also played by Lee Pace who's been having a great career lately.

In the movie, he’s willing to wage genocide against the Xandarians. He’s also played by Lee Pace who’s also portrayed Legolas’s dad.

70. In an alternate universe, Wolverine learns the ways of the Force.

They also have shirtless Wolverine with him. Jedi Wolverine is dressed in robes and has lightsaber claws. Looks awesome.

71. As an Asgardian, Sif is a goddess not to be messed with.

In Norse mythology, she is only known as Thor’s wife and having golden hair. In the Marvel movies, she’s neither with Thor and has dark hair.

72. When outside, Storm is very much in her element.

Indoors, she’s not. But she certainly looks like she is about to cause increment weather.

73. In the second Captain America, Cap and Black Widow fight the Winter Soldier together.

Apparently, Black Widow seems to be passed around as a love interest in the Avengers. In the first one, she was with Hawkeye. In Winter Soldier, she was with Cap. And in Ultron, she was with Hulk, the worst idea of a superhero boyfriend ever.

74. As a couple Black Panther and Storm seem to be made for each other.

Well, they’re the first black male and female superheroes in Marvel. Also, they got married in 2006.

75. Dressed in Green, the Enchantress is one of Thor’s greatest enemies.

However, powerful she may be, she’s nowhere near as endearing as Loki. Because Loki is such a great villain you can’t help but like.

76. As Captain America’s sidekick, Falcon is Marvel’s first African American superhero.

Sure he spends a lot of time in the Winter Soldier helping a white guy. But he sure has nice mechanical wings.

77. For some reason, Stan Lee’s granddaughter seems to really take after him.

Actually she’s a cosplayer. But Stan Lee was nonetheless flattered. This photo is so adorable though.

78. Not sure which side this guy is on.

On one hand, he’s Captain America, a patriotic superhero. On the other, he’s an Imperial Stormtrooper. I’m confused.

79. As a member of the X-Men, Domino is great with probability altering and marksmanship.

She’s said to be a mercenary and was initially bred to be a perfect weapon. Didn’t really turn out that way though.

80. As a member of Hydra, Red Skull is one of the most feared Marvel villains around.

This guy is a Nazi agent who’s said to be as bad as Hitler during WWII. He’s also Captain America’s enemy and is played by Hugo Weaving. You know, the guy who portrayed Elrond.

81. If you need a vampire hunter in Marvel, Blade is your man.

He had is on film series and was portrayed by Wesley Snipes. Yet, he’s a more obscure character than a lot of folks in this post.

82. As a genius inventor and sorcerer, Doctor Doom is one of Marvel’s most famous villains.

While his chief opponents are the Fantastic Four, he’s also faced Spider-Man, the Avengers, and other superheroes. Also, he looks pretty badass.

83. A pirate and mercenary in space, Nebula is a force to be reckoned with.

Her original comic appearances depict her with hair. In the movie Guardians of the Galaxy, she’s bald.

84. As an American hero, Captain America deserves a USO girl’s salute.

Well, at least their costumes match. However, she’s not Peggy. But who cares.

85. Avenger corgis, assemble!

Yes, these are corgi Avengers with Nikki Fury as their handler. And yes, resisting them is futile.

86. While a psychic, Psylocke is also known for her martial arts abilities.

Psylocke originally appeared in UK issues of Marvel as Captain Britain’s twin sister. Now she’s a well known member of the X-Men.

87. Though he might give you rabies, Rocket is no ordinary raccoon.

This is actually a kid wearing the costume. But it almost looks as if it’s straight from the movie and voiced by Bradley Cooper.

88. “Puny god,” says Hulk.

This is when the Incredible Hulk beat Loki’s ass in the Avengers. Yeah, the Hulk is a mean, green machine.

89. This little Star Lord is one of the most lovable in the galaxy.

This is so cute. I really love his little Groot in a flower pot. Sure love to hear what he’s listening to.

90. Don’t tell me that Tony Stark is working for the Galactic Empire.

Yes, this is an Imperial Stormtrooper Iron Man. Still, you have to love what he did with his uniform.

91. Seems like Deadpool has something to day.

Sign says, “God Hates Wolverine.” Best not to take him too seriously.

92. “Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, beauty and the beast.”

However, in this situation, the Beast is from X-Men. In the early movies, he’s played by Kelsey Grammer.

93. Here Vision comes in all his splendor.

Now Vision looked more like this in Age of Ultron. And he was voiced by Paul Bettany who was the doctor in Master and Commander.

94. No one slices and dices with his claws like Gaston.

Well, Gaston Wolverine, anyway. Also, he uses antlers in all of his decorating. Oh, what a guy, Wolverine.

95. Oh, look, a little Nightcrawler.

This is just the cutest Nightcrawler I’ve seen so far. Wonder what his tail looks like though.

96. Seems like Black Widow has struck something up with the Winter Soldier.

Wait until they find out he’s Cap’s best buddy Bucky Barnes. And that he’s seriously messed up by Hydra.

97. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you Nick Furry.

Yes, the furry feline head of S.H.I.E.L.D. himself. And he presently doesn’t seem happy at the moment.

98. Seems like this little Iron Man really takes after Tony Stark.

It’s as if this little guy could be Tony’s son. Or Robert Downey Jr.’s Probably isn’t though. But so cute.

99. Here Loki stands in all his splendor to behold.

Now this is an amazing Loki cosplay. Love his helmet and staff. Yes, this is one of the reasons fans love him.

100. Seems like these Avengers are from an alternate dimension.

Because almost all of them are women. Except for the Black Widower, of course.

Dress for Justice in These Super DC Comics Costumes

Posted by historymaniacmegan on March 18, 2016

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In recent years, comic book movies have dominated the box office over the summer months. After all, these usually tend to feature superheroes whom so many people grow up with. And since the Hollywood tends to think that teenage boys and young men are the pickiest demographic, they usually cater to them. Because if a boy likes Batman, he’ll tend to love Batman forever. However, this doesn’t mean you’d want Batman to date your daughter since this is the kind of guy who needs serious psychiatric counseling. Nevertheless, these tight wearing caped vigilantes that have a penchant for widespread destruction tend to be beloved by so many people with each generation. And even if these movies sucked due to replacing a great story with great visual effects and wall to wall action sequences, then there are people who are probably going to see it, but the tie-in merchandise, and get the DVD when the time comes. Because even when the cash cow doesn’t score with critics, these movies have reliable fanbases. And if you have that, Hollywood couldn’t care less on the quality. Still, when it comes to comic book superhero movies, the field tends to be dominated by DC and Marvel Comics. Batman-The-Dark-Knight-Wallpaper-70xcP

Since its inception in 1934, DC Comics is one of the largest and most successful companies operating in American comic books. Its current name is derived from Detective Comics which was an anthology series of theirs in the 1930s, which was responsible for the introduction of Batman in their #27 issue that came out in May 1939 causing a sensation. Not to mention, earlier DC had operated under the title of Action Comics which in June 1938 introduced Superman, one of the first superheroes which proved to be a sales hit. Since then, DC has introduced other superheroes such as Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Flash, Green Lantern, Shazam, Hawkman, and Green Arrow. It also features teams as the Justice League, the Justice Society of America, and the Teen Titans. Not to mention villains like the Joker, Catwoman, Ra’s al Ghul, Darkseid, Lex Luthor, Deathstroke, Sinestro, Black Adam, and Brainiac. Today it’s owned by Time Warner which explains why its movies are produced by Warner Brothers these days. And on March 25 of this year, Warner Brothers will release Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice, a movie I’m not really excited about for 3 reasons. First, it has Ben Affleck as Batman and I’m not sure whether to accept him as a worthy substitute after Christian Bale played him in The Dark Knight Trilogy. To me, Christian Bale will always be Batman and I don’t think Affleck could ever measure up to his acting ability. And I’d probably be more willing to see the film if it was Bale playing Batman instead. Second, despite Henry Cavill being a nice looking guy, I didn’t care for Man of Steel since it involved Superman nearly destroying his hometown and an entire city in a way that would make Hiroshima seem like school science lab explosion. Sure he was fighting General Zod and his cronies as well as trying to save the world. But still, this guy let thousands of innocent people die. Third, I’m expecting that a lot of sequences will be filled with long action sequences that aren’t really my thing. I know people enjoy that. But I think Hollywood should take it down a notch. I mean the reason why The Dark Knight Trilogy was so good on screen wasn’t due to the action sequences, it’s because the series is about a seriously messed up billionaire who turns to masked vigilantism to fight these incredibly dangerous villains despite possibly hurting everyone he loves in the process. It was about the relationships, dammit which gave great depth to Batman’s character. And that’s why people like it as well as like Batman.

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Now since superheroes are very popular, it’s not unusual for people to attend conventions dressed as their beloved characters. In fact, it’s quite common, especially for cosplays. Sure they may be plenty of superhero costumes you can buy at a store or online. But at events such as Comic Con, many of the fans usually make their own. And some even bring their families. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of people dressed as their costumed capers from the DCU. Still, since my familiarity pertaining to the DCU usually extends to Batman, expect a lot of Batman. Also, I had to do a lot of research on Wikipedia for many of these characters since they’re not very familiar to me.

All the way from Earth-2, say hello to Superman’s cousin from an alternative universe, Power Girl.

Super abilities include super strength, flight, heat vision, and significant cleavage. However, she refuses to be acknowledged as a derivative to Superman since she’s her own woman.

2. Harley Quinn tends to see herself as Daddy’s Lil’ Monster.

Harley Quinn is frequently seen as the sidekick and lover of the Joker. She’s said to start out as a shrink who fell hopelessly in love with him. What she saw in him, I don’t know.

3. There’s no one who could fight better in fishnet stockings than the Black Canary.

Along with Wonder Woman, Black Canary is one of DC’s earliest super heroines and is the partner of Green Arrow. Still, that doesn’t stop her from having a name you’d give to a film noir prostitute.

4. Looks like Wonder Woman got some sleek new body armor.

Well, she seems more protected than the guys from 300. But how do you expect her to protect her upper arms and thighs?

5. When it comes to Batman, no femme fatale love interest is more famous than Catwoman.

Let’s just say Catwoman is the woman Batman can’t seem to get enough of even though she’s not the best person for him. Still, she’s has a penchant for stealing jewelry while dressed as a cat.

6. Seems like Batwoman is coming up to bat.

Batwoman is supposed to be an heiress who was inspired to imitate Batman. This is her in a woman’s baseball uniform.

7. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No, it’s Super Baby.

I’m sure having a Kryptonian baby around would be a parental nightmare. Still, this is adorable.

8. Apparently, Wonder Woman decided to have a go at being a pin up.

This is a more familiar Wonder Woman. But this time she’s wearing a star spangled skirt.

9. Seems like this Poison Ivy is straight out of the 19th century.

Some Steampunk incarnations will be featured on this post. This one is of Poison Ivy from Batman.

10. Think the Green Arrow should check his aim.

Because I hope he doesn’t shoot anyone’s eye out. Still, he seems to be a cross between Robin Hood and Zorro.

11. Seems like Batman got some silver plate armor.

Not sure if it goes with that outfit. But he certainly looks like a badass as always.

12. In the 19th century, Robin the Boy Wonder has got a gun.

This is Steampunk Robin. While his modern counterpart wears a cape and tights, he goes with a red shirt, coat, and goggles.

13. For loveable demon children, you can’t resist Raven.

She’s said to be an empath who can teleport and control her “soul self”which can fight physically as well as act as her eyes and ears. Though good, her powers don’t seem to make sense to me.

14. Guess Harley Quinn has been a very naughty girl.

Apparently, she’ been arrested in Gotham City. However, as we all know, Gotham’s prisons are basically made out of cardboard as far as we know.

15. When a critters in need, the bunny wonder will be there.

Yes, this is a Robin Rabbit. Sure it's adorable. But it has a weakness for veggies.

Yes, this is a Robin Rabbit. Sure it’s adorable. But it has a weakness for garden veggies.

16. Looks like this girl is bound to be a little wonder.

Yes, she’s a little Wonder Woman all right. And she’s so cute in her starry skirt.

17. As the first spin-off of a major superhero, Mary Marvel is simply stunning.

She’s a spin-off of Captain Marvel or Shazam. She predates Supergirl by more than a decade. Costume isn’t a female version of the Flash.

18. Apparently, the DC superheroes are all just hanging out on the steps.

I don’t know many of these heroes’ names. Because I’m not as familiar with the DCU as stuff like Star Wars, Hunger Games, or Harry Potter.

19. He may not be one of the scariest villains of Gotham City, but the Scarecrow is quite frightening.

Yes, the Scarecrow is quite scary at Gotham City. And most scarecrows usually aren’t.

20. Wonder Woman always aims to do her part to help the war effort.

Well, World War II effort anyway. And she’s armed with 2 golden guns in her hands.

21. When it comes to fighting crime, the Green Arrow and Black Canary do it together.

Actually, the two had only been professionally romantically involved since the 1960s. But they eventually married. However, in the Golden Age of Comics, the Black Canary was married to a detective named Larry Lance.

22. Now on CBS a new TV series called Supergirl.

Supergirl is said to be Superman’s cousin. And yes, she’s blond. However, my dad said he watched the show and it sucks.

23. Introducing the amazing Zatanna.

She’s a superhero who also happens to be a magician. She’s one of the most powerful sorceresses in the DC universe. And no, she didn’t model for Playboy.

24. When Bruce Wayne becomes too old to be the Batman, then Terry McGinnis takes the fold.

This was a WB cartoon that explored the darker aspects of Bruce Wayne. it’s also the first one to feature Batman as a teenager. Still, you can’t depict Bruce as a teen.

25. Seems like these two are super hellions to me.

These two are dressed like the Joker and Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad. Nevertheless, since the upcoming film is certainly rated R, it’s pretty disturbing how these kids are dressed.

26. Despite how he dresses, Robin is much tougher than he looks.

You have to wonder how someone thought designing Robin’s outfit like this was a good idea. Because people tend to make fun of it. Then again, Robin is supposed to be a teenager.

27. Harvey Dent was once the White Knight of Gotham, until he went nuts and became Two-Face.

He’s said to be able to bring upon good or evil based on the flip of a coin. Yes, having half your face dumped with acid could really mess you up.

28. When it comes to Wonder Woman’s costume, some of her outfits show more skin than others.

This is one of the more skimpier Wonder Woman costumes. I guess this is her bikini outfit.

29. In situations regarding hand to hand combat, Wonder Woman can certainly take a beating.

Well, Wonder Woman isn’t completely invulnerable. So it kind of makes sense that she might have bruises every once in awhile.

30. Guess these nurses aren’t known for their bedside manner.

If I saw nurses like the Joker and Harley Quinn at a real hospital, I’d freak out. Fortunately they’re just 2 fans at a comic convention.

31. Batman isn’t the only superhero who wears black in Gotham City.

This is Huntress. Sure this incarnation is her as a superhero. But it’s one shared by 2 different characters in the DCU.

32. Not sure if Batman should take on a sidekick that young.

It’s fair to say that these two are father and son who seem about to fight crime together. Still, it’s adorable.

33. “Why so serious?”

Well, we all had to be young once. Even Heath Ledger’s Joker. God knows what he’d be like on the playground.

34. Sometimes Harley Quinn tends to think that less is more.

Sometimes I wonder if the female superheroes and villains could get together and ask themselves why their outfits are designed to cater to adolescent boys. Because a lot of them have outfits that are so skimpy like this.

35. For a female assistant who kicks but in Gotham City, one might want to turn to Batgirl.

The most famous Batgirl is Barbara Gordon who’s the daughter of Gotham’s police commissioner. She’s also known for her smarts.

36. Lanterns assemble!

The Green Lantern is said fight evil with the aid of rings that grant them a variety of extraordinary powers. However, I really don’t understand this superhero franchise.

37. Even on a clear day, Static Shock can still make a spark.

Static was created by Milestone Comics (which is owned by DC) as a contemporary version of Spiderman. His civilian identity was derived from a black man who was denied entry into the University of Florida's School of Law in 1949.

Static was created by Milestone Comics (an imprint of DC) as a contemporary version of Spiderman. His civilian identity was derived from a black man who was denied entry into the University of Florida’s School of Law in 1949.

38. Apparently, Robin is said to work out at the gym in costume as well.

This was Joe Gordon Levitt dressed as Robin. He was in The Dark Knight Rises as a cop at the time.

39. While growing up, there was always that one girl who wanted to be Princess Batman.

C’mon, what can be more cooler than wearing gorgeous dresses as well as striking fear into Gotham’s criminals? This is awesome. Seriously, it doesn’t get better than this.

40. Don’t look now, but here comes the Bat Cat.

Bat Cat doesn’t play nice with unlawful mice like the Joker Rat. Gotham critters, you have been warned.

41. Poison Ivy can always blend into her surroundings.

In DC comics she’s known to be a notorious eco terrorist of Gotham City. She is one of the few members of Batman’s Rogue’s Gallery to have anything close to superpowers.

42. I have a feeling that we’ve seen this Wonder Woman before.

Hey, that’s Jennifer Lawerence, best known as Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games. She also played Mystique in the X-Men series as well.

43. When out and about, Catwoman always has to bring her kittens along.

Yes, Catwoman sure loves her little ones with her. Let's hope she hasn't taken up stealing jewelry again. So cute.

Yes, Catwoman sure loves her little ones with her. Sure she might steal jewelry but that doesn’t mean she’s a terrible mom.

44. When there’s trouble afoot it’s up to Super Horse to save the day.

Yes, this is a horse in a Superman costume. Don’t ask me how they got the horse into it.

45. “Excuse me, but can you show me to the nearest phone booth?”

I’m sorry, Clark, but nobody uses phone booths to call people anymore. Also, how in the hell does anyone in Metropolis not know you’re Superman? I mean a pair of glasses isn’t a convincing disguise.

46. For fighting under the sea, you can’t do better than Aquaman.

I’m not very familiar with Aquaman either. Still, he’s said to be adapted to surviving in the sea and communicate with marine life.

47. It’s said a baby robin is a sign of spring.

Well, maybe not that kind of baby robin. But this Robin is so adorable that you don’t care.

48. Seems like Raven is deep seated in meditation.

This is her in the Teen Titans cartoon costume. There’s picture of her in Wikipedia in this kind of pose as well.

49. Starfire is said to be the kind of lady superhero who’s out of this world.

Okay, her outfit seems to make Wonder Woman seem modest by comparison. Still, she’s said to be an alien princess who fled to earth.

50. Looks like it’s a job for Batdog and Robin to the rescue.

Yes, these are dogs dressed as Batman and Robin. Still, shouldn’t the Scottie be the Batman. Because Batman is the Dark Knight.

51. When out and about, Poison Ivy likes to dress with nature.

Of course, many of these leaves are probably made from plastic. And being the staunch environmentalist she is, Poison Ivy would hate that.

52. I’m afraid we’re being beset by a very dangerous prisoner on the premises.

I guess this is a cosplay of Heath Ledger’s Joker. Let’s just say he’s a nightmare for correctional staff.

53. Finally, a Green Lantern who lives up to his name.

Because this guy has a green lantern. And yes, this is a Steampunk version.

54. As a Teen Titan, Jinx thinks she’s pretty in pink.

Well, pink hair as far as the Teen Titans cartoon goes. Still, earlier comics tend to depict her very differently.

55. Since Robin is a teenage superhero, Dick Grayson would soon assume a new identity as Nightwing.

Because Dick Grayson can’t be Robin forever and needs a new ID when he turns 18. At least his adult superhero ID comes with a better costume.

56. Seems like Batman and Catwoman make a rather adorable couple.

These seem like great costumes. But these two tend to be in what’s called a love-hate relationship.

57. Harley Quinn is said to be rather handy with a hammer.

No, you don’t want to mess with this clown. Because she’s known to be very violent and dangerous.

58. Who says that Wonder Woman can’t appear more ladylike?

I guess this is Wonder Woman’s 50’s housewife outfit. She may seem like a lovely woman. But if she sees you breaking into a neighbor’s house, you’re going to get it.

59. He’s nobody remarkable. Just your neighborhood superhero.

It’s widely said in Metropolis that he bears an uncanny resemblance to Daily Planet reporter Clark Kent. Hell, it’s even been speculated that the two are the same person.

60. In Gotham City, it’s best to watch out for the Penguin’s umbrella.

But he’s very polite since he fancies himself as a “gentleman of crime.” He also runs a nightclub called the Iceberg Lounge which Batman sometimes frequents to gain criminal underworld information.

61. Hope Batman is smart enough to outwit this Riddler.

It’s said the Riddler is a highly intelligent and smooth talking man with a host of personality disorders. He was also played by Jim Carrey in a movie.

62. Introducing Wonder Woman: Warrior Princess.

Well, she is said to be a princess of the Amazons. However, some of her comics depict the Greek gods way out of their true mythological nature.

63. Seems like Starfire has covered up nicely.

Maybe it’s because she was in a cartoon called Teen Titans. That might explain her toning down her wardrobe.

64. Looks like it’s going to be a job for Wondy the Riveter.

Yes, I know Wonder Woman seems to have a lot of variation with her outfits. This is her 1940s WWII getup.

65. Hope Princess Wonder Woman has a great time at the ball.

Yes, this is Wonder Woman in a princess ball gown. However, she’s not worrying about a midnight curfew or a glass slipper.

66. Catwoman always seems to have a weakness for shiny things.

This is Catwoman in what she had on during the 1960s Batman series. It’s kind of considered a camp type of entertainment.

67. Don’t forget the Nightwing also has a suit of blue.

Well, with a blue crest on it anyway. Probably to distinguish himself from his earlier identity as Robin.

68. Nobody wants to be near this Playboy bunny.

Yes, she may have a cork filled gun. But she’s not the kind of clown to mess with. Also, she’s dating the Joker.

69. For Aquaman, there’s no lady in the sea who’s better than Queen Mera.

She’s supposed to be a queen in exile from her kingdom. She and Aquaman also marry and have a son together.

70. When it comes to ruling that Zamarons, they tend to select a Star Sapphire as their queen.

There are many characters in The Green Lantern who are referred to as Star Sapphire. Many of them are villainous. Later they became the Violet Lantern Corps.

71. Sorry, kids, but it Superman has decided to retire.

That’s retired Superman all right. He just confines himself to convention appearances nowadays. But he shows up in his underwear.

72. Sure he may be a complete psychopath. But the Joker sure knows how to dress.

Originally, the Joker was said to be a one shot character. But then he ended up becoming so popular as well as one of the most iconic supervillains of all time.

73. Once in a while, Poison Ivy likes to shimmer.

Well, she at least fits in perfectly at Saint Patrick’s Day parade. However, would you even want her there?

74. Man, wonder what the hell happened to Superman?

Guess Superman isn’t very invincible after all. Then again, he probably received such injuries after nearly annihilating an entire city.

75. Looks like Harley and the Joker are so happy together.

Yes, they tend to be depicted as a couple. However, while Harley loves the Joker, the Joker is incapable of loving anyone. And he tends to use her in order to achieve his goal to get Batman at her expense. A healthy relationship it is not. But what do you expect if you dating the Joker?

76. If Bruce Wayne is held hostage, you might want to give Batwoman a call.

Yes, she’s the red haired caped crusader of Gotham City. She came before Batgirl who eventually replaced and surpassed her in popularity.

77. Seems like the Justice League has gotten together in some alternate universe.

Guess that the men dressed as female superheroes are very brave guys. Still, this is quite amusing if you ask me.

78. For some updated asskicking, Cyborg is here to save the day.

This guy was outfitted with prosthetics from his scientist parents to save his life. And he ended up becoming a member of the Teen Titans and the Justice League.

79. Seems like the Green Lantern Corps has come together.

Yes, there’s a Green Lantern Corps which are a squad of Green Lanterns. Don’t ask me why that is.

80. For an eco-terrorist, Poison Ivy makes a lovely ballerina.

Yes, she sure looks lovely. But she’s not nice at all since she’s a well known Batman villain. James T. Kirk, please don’t try to sleep with her.

81. Guess Wonder Woman decided to go casual.

Perhaps she didn’t want to wear the swimsuit anymore because she was tired of having to elicit interest of adolescent boys. Still, I think she looks better in jacket and pants anyway.

82. If you need a villain for the Teen Titans, Deathstroke is your man.

He’s a very popular DC villain that he got his own series. He was also in a super soldier experiment but it was one that turned out horribly wrong.

83. Guess the Bat family has come together.

There’s Batman, Robin, Nightwing, and Batgirl. So this means that Alfred took the picture though he should be part of the family, too. I mean Alfred practically raised Batman after his parents died.

84. Who knew that the Joker could look good in a suit?

But you’d still know that it’s the Joker due to his white face and green hair. Still, love the tux. Think it suits him.

85. Seems like Superman and Wonder Woman fight for truth and justice during the ye olde Renaissance.

However, I don’t think Superman from this era fights for the American way. Because the US didn’t exist yet. Love the stars on Wonder Woman’s dress. Still, I wonder how she could fight bad guys in that thing.

86. Don’t look now but I think Batman and Aquaman have gone medieval.

Guess we should call Batman Sir Bruce of Gotham who’s a literal dark knight. Nevertheless, love Aquaman’s trident.

87. Anyone in the sky would be wise to avoid the wrath of Hawkgirl.

No, she’s not the result of Wolverine’s affair with an angel. She’s Hawkgirl who was one of the first female superheroes since she was created in 1940. Still, it’s said her identity applies to 2 different women.

88. Those residing in Gotham City might want to watch out for Bane.

Because Bane ends up taking over Gotham City in the Dark Knight Rises. He also blows up Heinz Field during a Steeler game at one point as well.

89. For the Huntress, she may look sheek in silver.

Sure she might look tough. But I like her better in purple.

90. I’m sure Batgirl can get her own ride.

Here she is on her own little bat bike. So young yet so grown up.

91. Apparently, seems like Hawkman and Hawkgirl have come to roost.

In the original comics, it’s said that the 2 of them are a couple and were created in the same 1940 issue. They also had a son together who became a superhero as well.

92. Who’s that guy? Well, that’s the Question.

Question is his name. And yes, he tends to have his face covered so you won’t know who he is. Rorschach from Watchmen is a homage to him.

93. Here we have Zatanna at her desk with a skull.

Unlike some superheroes, when Zatanna is doing her gig when a villain’s on the loose, she doesn’t need to change. Still, I kind of like this picture for some reason.

94. When it comes to color schemes, Batgirl prefers black and yellow.

Because she wants to distinguish herself from Batman. Still, perhaps she should take the yellow down a notch since bright colors seem to stand out more.

95. In Gotham, the Dark Knight Rises at night to fight crime and bring justice to this dismal city.

His armor could use a paint job in this. Then again, Batman is supposed to be rather war weary if you think about it.

96. Looks like Joker and Harley are headed off to the beach.

Man, they sure look like a fun couple. Homicidal and psychotic but fun. Love the old timey swimsuits.

97. Remember, girls, you’re never too young to be Wonder Woman.

Sure she might be a little Amazon warrior. But still, she too adorable to resist.

98. Apparently, Zatanna decided to go with a yellow tie and cumberbun this time.

For the last time, she’s not a skimpy waitress. She’s a magician who’s also a superhero. And yes, she’d pull anything out of that hat of hers.

99. “Smile for the camera!”

To be honest, would you want the Joker to take your picture? Didn’t think so.

100. Seems like Starfire is just taking in some air.

For some reason, Starfire doesn’t seem to have much on her. Still, she’s said to be frequently involved with Robin and was married twice. But not to him.

I Solemnly Swear I Am Up to No Good in These Magical Harry Potter Costumes

Posted by historymaniacmegan on March 11, 2016

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Sure it may only be March, but spring will soon be around the corner. And before you know it, the summer blockbuster season will be upon us which spans from May to September. This year, three major franchises will soon have a new release for the box office. Two are comic book superhero movies while the other is a Harry Potter spin-off. Nevertheless, despite what the critics might say, each one is bound to do well at the box office as well as make a pretty profit for Warner Brothers and Disney. Because these are franchises that people grew up with.

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What began as a 7 part book series released from the late 90s to the late 2000s, this J. K. Rowling coming of age story about an orphaned boy wizard who gets caught up in extraordinary circumstances has taken the world by storm. Growing up, I remember how each Harry Potter book or movie release was a big freaking deal. I mean people would dress up and line up for such events as well as speculate which major character was going to die in the later books. Nevertheless, as we all know, Harry Potter is an orphan boy wizard who attends Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. However, he’s also a major name in the wizarding world as “the Boy Who Lived” after surviving an attempt on his life by Lord Voldemort when he was a baby. Of course, he didn’t know any of this until he was 11 years old since he spent the early part of his childhood living with his mom’s Muggle sister and her family known as the Dursleys who treated him like shit and made him sleep in a cupboard under the stairs. However, while Harry’s situation improves drastically when he goes to Hogwarts, he gets embroiled in wizarding intrigues either by choice or factors beyond his control.

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As you’ve seen in the movies, the wizarding world of Harry Potter has an assortment of colorful characters as well as costumes. And I know that the ones I’ve shown above don’t do the series justice. You might see some characters wearing the same outfits all the time like Snape and McGonagall. Or in the same style like Albus Dumbledore. Some are known to dress rather well like Gilderoy Lockhart and Lucius Malfoy. While some end up having to make due with clothes that have them fall prey to embarrassment like Ron Weasley at the Yule Ball. And since the Harry Potter series has plenty of characters, you might see plenty of fans dressed in a variety of costumes whether it be at a geek convention or on Halloween. So for your magical reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of fans dressed in their Harry Potter costumes.

Guess Azkaban isn’t as escape proof as it’s cracked up to be.

Apparently, Sirius Black just managed to break out of Azkaban. However, he doesn’t have time to bathe since he has a rat to deal with at Hogwarts.

2. Looks like Harry is enjoying some quality time with Hedwig on the street.

You’d have to be mad to tell me that this isn’t adorable. Seriously, I bet any Harry Potter fan would love to dress their baby as Hedwig if they could.

3. Okay, now I see why Professor Quirrell wears a turban.

Because he has Voldemort in the back of his head. Yet, he’s not quite living and not quite dead.

4. Gilderoy Lockhart think he’s just his marvelous magical self.

However, when it comes to handing dangerous situations, he’s pretty much a coward and a phony. I mean the guy can’t protect his class against haywire Cornish pixies.

5. Guess this is what you’d call a magical Harry Potter family.

This is good. Love how the parents are dressed as Dumbledore and McGonagall. Love the Hedwig baby, too.

6. For a couple’s costume idea, you can always go with Ron and Hermione at the Yule Ball.

Sure they went to the dance with different people. But still, it was from then on we knew they’d be together. Nevertheless, that’s a great imitation of Ron’s disastrous dress robe.

7. If you’re in the mood for something different, you can go as Fleur Delacour.

This is of Fleur in her Beauxbatons uniform from Book 4. And yes, she’s certainly lovely in it.

8. If you’re into the bad boys, then you’ll find this Tom Riddle a dream.

Keep in mind this guy opened the Chamber of Secrets and was responsible for killing a girl. Also, he’d later become one of the most notorious dark wizards of them all, Lord Voldemort.

9. Out of all the Hogwarts founders, it seems Rowena Ravenclaw has the most interest from fans.

Then again, she probably doesn’t get a lot of description in the books and owned a fancy diadem. Still, that’s a very nice dress.

10. If you think dressing as a Hogwarts student is too boring, you can always go as Nymphadora Tonks.

However, just don’t call her Nymphadora. She doesn’t like the name. Also, she has a penchant for older and hairier men if you know what I mean.

11. Looks like Professor Sprout and Mad Eye Moody are hitting it off.

Then again, if Moody’s teaching at Hogwarts at this time, then it’s probably not Moody. Then again, no one seemed to know the difference.

12. Apparently, Dumbledore appears to have had his beard trimmed.

Still, that woman makes a rather convincing McGonagall. Yet, I guess this guy decided to use his natural beard for Dumbledore.

13. Step right this way to board the Hogwarts Express.

You have to admit this is a very clever costume. Besides, it’s unlikely she’s going to run into anyone else dressed like her.

14. Someone seems to be ready for their first trip to Hogwarts.

This little one sure makes an adorable Harry Potter. Yeah, I know he’s a little young to read the books. But I don’t care.

15. When you’re dressed as Hedwig, it’s time to spread your wings.

Seems like Hedwig is a rather popular Harry Potter costume. Still, this is the first adult one on this post.

16. When it comes to bad girls, there’s no better beauty than Bellatrix Lestrange.

You may forget this, but she’s married, even though she’s really not that into her husband. Also, she’s fanatically devoted to Voldemort and can be incredibly scary.

17. As a student at Beauxbatons, Fleur Delacour always rocks in blue.

Well, this is an older Fleur Delacour costume. Still, it’s pretty close to the movies.

18. Don’t look now, but I think that’s the Honeydukes lady.

She was in the first book and doesn’t seem to have a lot of time. However, this is a good costume idea if you ask me.

19. As we all know from Book 3, Harry’s patronus is a stag.

The woman is the stag in this one. The guy is Harry. Like the use of twigs for antlers though.

20. Seems like Harry is just waiting for his friends at the fountain.

This is a woman dressed as Harry Potter. However, it’s a very convincing costume that it goes on the post.

21. All this dementor wants is to give out some kisses.

Okay, this is a kissing booth anyone should steer clear from. I mean we all know a dementor’s kiss sucks the soul out of you.

22. Bellatrix might be an evil, crazy witch, but she really knows how to dress.

Sure Bellatrix killed Sirius and drove Neville’s parents to insanity. But she’s not a witch to be reckoned with (unless you’re Mrs. Weasley).

23. Seems like Bellatrix here is really rocking it with Professor Snape.

I’m sure this is a couple’s costume idea. Least it helps that these characters usually wear the same things all the time in the movies.

24. Apparently, Ginny seems all decked out in her Quidditch robes.

For some reason, those who dress as Ginny usually wear her Quidditch outfit. Maybe that’s to distinguish her from Hermione Granger.

25. Seems like this little mandrake could stand on its own two feet.

Sure it might be dangerous to hear its cries. But this is the most adorable little mandrake I’ve ever seen.

26. For eccentric blond girls, you might take to Luna Lovegood.

As you know, Luna Lovegood is from Ravenclaw and her dad seems like the closest thing to a wizard hippie. Love the glasses though.

27. For smart witches, you can never find anyone brighter than Hermione Granger.

Sure this girl’s a redhead. But she’s no Weasley. Because Hermione had almost the same style in the movies.

28. In Harry Potter, you wouldn’t want to run into this guy.

This is a dementor. When it’s near, it fills the atmosphere with dread. When it kiss you, it takes your soul.

29. To win a game of Quidditch, it helps if you catch the Golden Snitch.

And it seems this guy used a ton of golden spray paint. Still, it’s a clever costume.

30. Seems like Moaning Myrtle is a lonely little ghost.

Yes, I know that this Moaning Myrtle is blue. But she’s a ghost as you know.

31. In a world of magical intrigue, nothing gets past these 3.

I think this might be my first post picture with Harry, Ron, and Hermione together. Still, these 3 kids are siblings. But the photo op is so cute.

32. The world of Harry Potter has the kind of magic that’s fun for the whole family.

Guess the parents are Dumbledore and McGonagall. The boys are Harry and Ron. And the girl is Luna. Love the Dumbledore beard though.

33. A bratty blond boy would always look nice dressed as Draco Malfoy.

Sure he might be a Hogwarts bully from Slytherin. But wait until Voldemort assigns him to kill Dumbledore in Book 6. Okay, I’ll have to wait till his father hears about this.

34. Don’t have anything but homey clothes? How about dress as Molly Weasley?

Mrs. Weasley loves her family very much and will do anything for them. So if you try to kill her daughter, she will freaking murder you, Bellatrix.

35. Of course, you’re always welcome to share Moaning Myrtle’s toilet.

Because she’s a ghost in a girl’s bathroom. It’s where she died after looking into the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets.

36. For babies, I suppose a Dobby costume is nice.

Dobby is a great costume for babies. Because Dobby is small and means well. Even if Dobby tends to be a bit misguided.

37. Seems like this little Hedwig is about to take flight.

Seems like this Hedwig costume is easy to make with the owl hat and wings. And it’s so adorable.

38. When it comes to pink nightmares, no one does it better than Dolores Umbridge.

Sure she might be dressed like Jackie Kennedy. But she’s a sadistic witch who’d force you to write in blood if she thinks you’re lying.

39. Remember, you won’t be able to get in the Gryffindor common room until after the Fat Lady sings.

Well, this is the one from the 3rd movie. But yes, she’s kind of a diva.

40. For Divination, let me introduce you to Sibyl Trelawney.

Seems like this costume is worn by an actual teacher. Nevertheless, as far as Trelawney’s effectiveness as a seer, it’s up for debate. But she did get one prediction right as seen in Book 5.

41. For juicy Daily Prophet gossip, here’s the one and only Rita Skeeter.

Rita Skeeter is a rather sleazy character in Book 4. I mean when she interviewed Harry, she made a lot of shit up like him having a romance with Hermione. Take off the glasses, this could also work as an Effie Trinket costume.

42. When she wears her checkered shawl, Umbridge is on the warpath.

The reason why fans hate Umbridge so much is that she’s an authority figure who makes other people’s lives miserable. And in many ways, people might know someone like her, too.

43. In a family like this, it seems that the parents have gone to evil.

Yes, it’s another Harry Potter family. But this time the parents are Voldemort and Bellatrix. And the kids consist of Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Hedwig.

44. As Transfiguration teacher and head of Gryffindor House, Professor McGonagall doesn’t put up with your shit.

And where would McGonagall be with her trademark green robe? She also transforms as a cat.

45. Seems like Harry really loves his owl.

And it looks like this baby is getting squeezed by a brother’s hug. Still, it’s so cute.

46. Guess Professor Sprout just uprooted a baby mandrake.

Well, Sprout is the Herbology teacher and thank God she was growing mandrakes when the Chamber of Secrets was opened. After all, a few students ended up petrified but none were killed.

47. Perhaps you’d like to see Trelawney in green.

Now this one seems more like her outfit from the movie. Nevertheless, Trelawney can be pretty weird at times. Like when she talks about the grim.

48. No Harry Potter costume post would be complete without Harry’s parents.

Yes, they seem so happy together. However, you know these two have to die to kick off the series.

49. May I introduce you to the one and only Harry Clawter.

It’s a cat that’s dressed up as Harry Potter. But at least it won’t mind having a room under the stairs.

50. Seems Dobby has gotten hold of a sock.

Master has given Dobby a sock. Master has given him clothes. Therefore, Dobby is free.

51. Dumbledore seems to be observing the preparations to see if they’re in order.

Because you can’t have a Hogwarts party without its headmaster Dumbledore. However, he seems to be overseeing a meeting for the Order of the Phoenix.

52. “Yer a wizard, Harry.”

Well, it’s about time I had Hagrid on this post. After all, he’s a rather important character. Also, this is cute.

53. “Dobby had to punish himself, Sir.”

Yes, this is another Dobby costume. But this is an adult one. Pretty funny.

54. “Turn to page 394.”

“Ah, Mr. Potter, our new celebrity.” Alan Rickman, you will be missed.

55. This Hedwig appears covered in feathers.

That’s another cute Hedwig costume. Wonder how long it took to make that.

56. Seems like Hedwig has something special for Harry in the mail.

Yeah, I know it’s another Harry and Hedwig costume. But this a couples version. That’s different.

57. Looks like Harry, Ron, and Hermione are just taking a walk in the woods with Hagrid.

Well, I’m sure Hagrid’s a giant to these kids. But all and all, this so adorable.

58. There are times when taking the Polyjuice potion is not a good idea.

You have to feel for Hermione who spent all that time making Polyjuice potion. Only to make that one little mistake with cat fur.

59. Looks like Luna Lovegood is all ready for Quidditch.

Well, she’s wearing her Gryffindor lion hat anyway. Nevertheless, you can’t help but love her being as weird as she is.

60. To find your way around the castle, it helps to dress up as the Marauders’ Map.

Wonder what it took to make that dress. Still, it’s pretty clever.

61. When it comes to hair Narcissa Malfoy rocks with 2 colors.

Narcissa Malfoy is Draco’s mom, Lucius’s wife, and Bellatrix’s sister. Oh, and she’s also Sirius Black’s cousin. But she really loves her family.

62. And here we have one of Voldemort’s followers, a Death Eater.

Yes, Death Eaters might have cool costumes. But they’re also pureblood supremacists and murderers. Just so you know.

63. Seems like Snape really loved his mother that he took time to visit her grave.

After all, he is the Half-Blood Prince. Prince was his mother’s maiden name. Just so you know from Book 6.

64. Here’s Mrs. Weasley at her home in her trademark shawl.

Now that seems like a more homey costume for Mrs. Weasley. But go after Ginny and it’s, “Not my daughter, you bitch!” and your ass goodbye, Bellatrix.

65. Seems like Sirius and Tonks have it all under control at this convention.

Of course, these two are first cousins once-removed. Also, Tonks ends up with his friend after her aunt Bellatrix does away with Sirius.

66. How about a little mandrake in your flower pot?

Not sure why they have babies wearing mandrake costumes. Yet, at any rate, this is cute.

67. When it comes to Harry Potter costumes, you can’t do better than Fawkes and Neville Longbottom.

That guy is supposed to be Neville by the way. Yes, I know it doesn’t look like much. But I had to put him in this post somehow.

68. How about you go in Mr. Weasley’s flying car for a wild ride?

Can’t believe they have Mr. Weasley’s flying car. Let’s just say it’s a car with real character.

69. Seems like Harry Potter mania has swept the stables.

Yes, that’s a Harry Potter horse. How that came to be, I don’t have the slightest idea.

70. Looks like this dementor is giving out free hugs.

Oh, wait, you’d rather not be anywhere near a dementor. Let’s hope it doesn’t kiss you.

71. When it comes to evil fashion, nobody does it better than Lucius Malfoy.

Lucius Malfoy may seem to have more fun than others as a villain. But his heyday all ends when he’s sent to Azkaban. He’s not the same after that.

72. Of course, you couldn’t forget a moment with Harry Potter and Fluffy.

In the movies, Fluffy is much bigger and in a different color. But this will certainly do.

73. Look out, Harry, the Dark Lord has returned.

This guy is so feared in the wizarding world that they dare not say his name. However, he really does know how to make an entrance.

74. Mrs. Weasley doesn’t mince words when her sons steal their dad’s car.

Yes, that’s Molly Weasley in her iconic knitted sleeves. And yes, she’ll let Fred, George, and Ron have it.

75. When it comes to Harry Potter, it’s best not to forget the broomsticks.

Usually see broomsticks as costume props, not costumes. Still, these are clever.

76. Draco Malfoy be like, “Wait till my father hears about this.”

Yes, Draco Malfoy is a good looking guy. But he’s also a spoiled brat who’s a bully to Harry and his friends. Yet, you kind of feel bad for him in the later books though.

77. Not sure how anyone’s supposed to catch this golden snitch.

Yes, this is a baby golden snitch. And yes, it’s so adorable as you can imagine.

78. If Snape gives you nightmares, remember you can always imagine him in Neville’s grandma’s clothes.

I have to admit, seeing a boggart of Snape in old lady clothes was a comic highlight of the series. And yes, that image never gets old.

79. At Hogwarts, only Albus Dumbledore can rock in a long wizard beard.

Might take a lot of fluff. But I think the old wizard look is worth it for this one.

80. To set the night on fire, perhaps dress as Fawkes the Phoenix.

Yes, this is certainly a fiery costume all right. But it’s quite lovely to look at.

81. Ginny Weasley was just going to take a ride on her broom.

Okay, that’s Ginny in her uniform. Of course, many of us should’ve known that she was going to end up with Harry at one point. Yet, not sure what to think about their romance.

82. I’m sure little Draco is a bit of a stinker.

Okay, Draco was a brat in the books and the movies. However, this costume is quite cute if you ask me.

83. Wonder if this little boy who lived is ready for his trip to Hogwarts.

Yes, this is a baby Harry Potter costume. Probably for this little guy’s first Halloween. And it’s so cute.

84. As we all know, Fred and George Weasley were known for their sense of humor and entrepreneurial spirit.

These two guys later ended up owning a joke shop thanks to Harry’s Triwizard prize money. However, the two wouldn’t be together for long due to what happened to Fred.

85. And let’s not forget Mr. Weasley, the patriarch of his ginger hair family.

Mr. Weasley works for the Muggle relations department at the Ministry of Magic. Unfortunately, it’s strongly implied that his job doesn’t pay as well as it should. But his kids are unique in their own ways.

86. Neville Longbottom is just taking some time for herbology.

And he seems like he’s tending to mandrakes. However, knowing Neville, he should be using protection. I mean hearing protection like earmuffs.

87. Seems Ron has taken well to his new owl Pigwidgeon.

Because we all know what happened to his rat in Book 3. Turned out it wasn’t really one to begin with.

88. Here we have Remus Lupin in action with Nymphadora Tonks by his side.

Due to having a certain condition since he was a child, Lupin spends Book 6 rejecting Tonks’ affection. However, the two of them do end up getting married and having a kid together. Unfortunately, their wedded bliss doesn’t last.

89. Wouldn’t expect Snape to conjure up a patronus of a doe.

This is because Snape had been in love with Harry’s mom since they were kids. The fact Lily chose James over him explains why he was a total dick to Harry in the series.

90. Seems like Tonks and Lupin are happy together.

You can tell it’s them because Tonks has pink hair. And Lupin has a chocolate bar in his pocket to help those affected by dementors.

91. Looks like Harry Pawter is all ready for Dogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

And it’s standing on top of a pile of Harry Potter books. Not sure if there are wizard dogs in that universe. Yet, Sirius Black takes a form of a dog sometimes.

92. I’m sure Hermione Granger looks splendid in her Yule Ball gown.

In the movies, Hermione’s Yule Ball gown is pink. In the books, it’s blue. However, it takes awhile for Harry and Ron to recognize her with Viktor Krum. This makes Ron incredibly jealous but he doesn’t know why.

93. Mrs. Weasley is happy to be with her 3 sons.

Well, 3 of her sons anyway. There’s still Bill, Charlie, and Percy. But Bill and Charlie don’t play big roles. And nobody cares much about Percy.

94. Guess You-Know-Who has his ups and downs sometimes.

My guess is that the Dark Lord is looking for Harry so he could kill him. He knows he’s seen him somewhere.

95. Admit it, you don’t to run into this person.

This is the Whomping Willow which Harry and Ron get caught up in during Book 2. You don’t want to go anywhere near this tree.

96. Seems like Fred and George have gone through a few rough stuff in Book 7.

Oh, wait a minute. George lost an ear when they left for the Burrow. And Fred was killed during the Battle of Hogwarts. Now I remember.

97. Seems like Sirius Black was quite handsome during his Hogwarts days.

Well, he was said to be quite handsome when he was young before his Azkaban days. But sometimes you don’t know what that place would do to you.

98. Not sure if she’s an angel or a golden snitch.

She’s supposed to be a golden snitch. But I’m sure she’d fit right in any church Christmas pageant during the holiday season.

99. Apparently, Bellatrix decided to show up at Fleur Delacour’s wedding.

Okay, maybe not. But this woman sure looks lovely in Fleur’s wedding dress. You know she marries Bill Weasley.

100. Finally, Hogwarts could never do without its resident school nurse, Madam Pomfrey.

Because when Gilderoy Lockhart removes Harry’s bones, she’s the one with the Skele-Gro. Yes, Skele-Gro. Clever.

Fun with Easter Bonnets (Second Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on February 28, 2016

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Last year, I did a post on Easter bonnets which has received a great reception, even to this day. So I decided to do another Easter bonnet post for this Easter. While the one above might seem like a crazy Easter bonnet to some, keep in mind that this picture was taken at a time when such large hats were in style like the turn of the 19th century. But while Easter bonnets have been a long standing tradition, it’s only been recently that they’ve become the Easter equivalent to the Christmas sweater. And in some major cities like New York, it’s not unusual for people to parade the streets in their wildly outrageous Easter hats. And believe me, a lot of them are so big that make you wonder how they manage to deal with neck pain afterwards. Because those hats must be a lot of trouble to keep your head up. Nevertheless, a lot of these people who wear such hats usually make their own because they might find it fun. And as you see while a lot of these have Easter themes, some of them have a special creative spin. So for your Easter reading pleasure, here is another treasure trove of wacky and wonderful Easter bonnets.

Some people eat chocolate eggs while others use them for decoration.

Man, that’s a big waste of chocolate as far as I’m concerned. But at least the stuffed bunny is adorable.

2. Sometimes it helps to go simple and start small.

This one has a headband as well as a sparkly bunny and eggs. Still, love the bow.

3. Well, this hat’s sure becoming a real bird’s nest.

Sure those are pom pom chicks. But they really seem to be making a mess in that rabbit hat.

4. Of course, it helps if your hat is surrounded by chicks.

Yes, the pom pom chicks are hanging from the hat. But at least they’re there for the portrait.

5. Seems like she’s wearing a bird’s nest this Easter.

Well, the look is intentionally anyway. But the birds and eggs seem to be of different colors.

6. How about some carrots on your porkpie?

This seems to be an easy Easter bonnet look as you see. Just add carrots to a porkpie hat and you’re good to go.

7. On a purple Easter bonnet, you can’t have too many lilies.

Nevertheless, I wish I could see the whole hat but part of it was cut from the photo. Sometimes you have to do with what you have. Still, the dog also has a bonnet for you to see, too.

8. For an Easter bonnet, there’s no limit on shades of pink.

This one has a blue bird on the side and a glittery silver branch. Still, you can’t help but love this one.

9. This bee has been buzzing around this little girl’s bonnet for quite some time.

Then again, the effect is intentional. Nevertheless, it’s so cute.

10. On Easter, one can never carry too many plushies around.

Man, this guy has a whole hat of plushies that seems rather heavy. And he's wearing a necklace of stuffed bunnies to boot.

Man, this guy has a whole hat of plushies that seems rather heavy. And wearing a necklace of stuffed bunnies to boot.

11. No Easter parade would be complete without this egg.

Well, egg Easter bonnet anyway. Still, not sure how someone should wear this thing.

12. It’s not an Easter bonnet without the rabbit ears.

Then again, the tradition of outrageous Easter bonnets might predate the ugly Christmas sweater. This one certainly comes from the 1950s or earlier.

13. Seems like she’s topped off with a rather bespectacled chick.

Because the chick in question has a pair of pipe cleaner glasses. Still, that’s cute.

14. On any Easter bonnet, one can never have too many flowers.

This one seems to have Easter flowers all over the hat. And even the chickies are wearing straw hats of their own.

15. Sometimes a small Easter basket will do.

Well, I guess that one didn’t take very long to make. Not sure if this woman is wearing it right though.

16. Sometimes it helps to go a little low key now and then.

This one is just a green turban with red flowers. Seems doable but might be harder than it looks.

17. How about top your Easter bonnet with some Angry Birds?

As I’m aware, Angry Birds seems to be a popular motif for Easter bonnets. This is especially pertaining to boys.

18. It’s said that a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the nest.

And it seems her hat contains a couple of blue birds in a nest. Of course, I’m not sure how easy these birds are to find.

19. A nest hat always needs to go with the right chick.

Not sure if the chick is a little big for the nest. But at any rate, the ribbon is a good match.

20. You can always get creative with spring colors for Easter.

This one seems to have pom poms, eggs, and flowers of almost every color imaginable. Wonder how long it took to make that.

21. For any Easter parade, this pink top hat is just the ticket.

This one has a pink bunny and feather as well as all kinds of Easter decor. Not sure if I’d want to wear it though.

22. What’s with the nest on top of this hatching egg?

I mean this one has a nest of chicks on top of a hatching egg. How crazy is that? Yeah, that’s freaky.

23. On any Easter bonnet, you can’t go wrong with so many eggs.

As long as the eggs are fake. Even hard boiled ones have the potential to make a mess. Still, love the flying chicks on this.

24. An Easter bonnet with large flowers is bound to stand out.

Seems like this girl has a basket on her head for some reason. Not sure she really does though.

25. You never know what you can do with a green top hat.

This one seems to be all chicked out as far as I’m concerned. Also has a lot spring stuff, too.

26. Remember Easter flowers always go on top for parades.

And it seems this one has a large bouquet of them. Not sure how many are in there. But I know they’re all fake.

27. Not sure of what to make about the duckling on her head.

Still, I hope it’s not taxidermy because that would be creepy. But you may never know from this old photo.

28. This boy is a proud member of the Blue Egg and Rabbit tribe.

Okay, this is a boy in his Easter bonnet. Nevertheless, he’d probably be less embarrassed in one that’s styled like an Indian headdress.

29. For small children, you can’t go wrong with crocheted bunny ears.

Sure it might not be an outrageous Easter bonnet. But it’s pretty adorable to say the least.

30. A blue bunny always makes a great Easter bonnet.

Yes, I know that bunnies aren’t normally blue. But this one is so adorable that you’d want to hug it.

31. For tall Easter bonnet, there is no limit on flowers.

This one is covered with almost every flower you can think of. And it has little bunnies and chicks on the brim. Wonder how this woman holds up her head.

32. Who says men can’t rock out with flowers?

Sure a guy can like flowers if he desires to. Still, like the bird on his head.

33. Why stop with an Easter egg when you can have an Easter tree?

This is a massive hat. Wonder how this person is coping with neck strain. But it’s certainly elaborate by any means.

34. For the Easter parade, it won’t hurt to recognize the Monarch Butterfly.

Monarch butterflies aren’t among the most beautiful. But they’re a very common sight in the spring. They’re best known for their summer/autumn migration to the South in the Eastern US.

35. For Easter, you can never have too many bunnies in your bonnet.

I don’t know about you, but she looks as if she’s wearing a wide brimmed beekeeper hat of some sort. Not sure why.

36. Of course, you can always go with a conical option.

This white one has a pink ribbon in which pom pom chicks slide. Simply adorable.

37. If you’re not a fan of chicks, may I suggest a swan hat?

Sure paper mache and white feathers may not make a graceful swan. But I find this hat strangely charming.

38. If you like Frozen, may I suggest a bonnet of Olaf in the pool.

Olaf may be dreaming of summer despite the fact that he’s a snowman. This means he’d simply perish in temperatures above 40 degrees Fahrenheit.

39. A small nest hat is bound to have some eggs.

Not sure birds normally lay that many eggs at one time. But at least this bonnet is a rather simple and small design.

40. Is that hat upside down?

Sure looks like it. Nevertheless, it sure matches her outfit perfectly.

41. For spring flowers, it doesn’t hurt to go all out on Easter.

This woman was in my Easter bonnet post last year. Must have bonnets like that every year as far as I’m concerned. Still, couldn’t do another post like this without her.

42. Seems like this magic hat had more than just a bunny in it.

I have to admit this is a pretty clever idea. Like the bunny with a magic wand.

43. For Easter, you can’t go wrong with a rainbow chick bonnet.

I know this was created by a child. But it does look quite adorable. Like the chick’s hat, too.

44. Seems like this bunny is crawling into its hole.

According to Pinterest, this is supposed to be a boy’s Easter bonnet idea. And it includes insects to boot.

45. Those who aren’t into bunnies and chicks might want their Easter bonnet to be a giant gumball machine.

Of course, there are plastic Easter eggs in them for a little Easter touch. But it’s a rather unusual concept.

46. All this hat contains is a row of carrots.

Now that’s bound to attract critters. Still, it’s a pretty clever idea that doesn’t seem to take a lot of time. Well, if you buy your carrots at a store.

47. This Easter, any boy is sure to love an Easter bonnet of the Caped Crusader.

Not sure if Batman would be fit for Easter because he’s not known for being a cheery person. Not sure about an Easter bonnet of Robin though.

48. These Angry Birds are just settling in their nest.

I told you that Angry Birds is a popular idea for Easter bonnets. Nevertheless, this is another interesting hat.

49. This Easter, how about decorate a straw hat with peeps?

Because these sugary marshmallows are incredibly disgusting to eat. But they’re great for decorating.

50. Nothing makes an Easter bonnet better than it being decorated with purple flowers.

Well, at least it matches her outfit. And it’s not among the most outrageous Easter bonnets I’ve seen lately.

51. Not even 10 years old and this boy has become a real pothead.

By that, I mean he has a large flower pot on his head. Pretty soon he might end up being a real basket case.

52. A caged chick always makes a great Easter bonnet.

Never seen that before. Nevertheless, this is a rather cute and clever idea if you ask me.

53. Now this is the kind of hat to crow at the crack of dawn.

Yes, that’s a little rooster hat for a small child. And I’m sure this little girl would fit in with an Easter parade perfectly.

54. Make sure the flowers in your hat are sticking up.

Yes, I know these flowers are fake and make the hat seem ridiculous. But they sure are pretty.

55. Make sure your peeps are all in a row of their colors.

Seems like there are no limits on peep decorating ideas. Still, you can’t help but like this one.

56. Pom pom bunnies are always hard to resist.

Kind of wish these pom pom bunnies had pink little noses. But then again, to each his own.

57. If you love the minions from Despicable Me, this is the Easter bonnet for you.

Sure this is a little kid hat. But you have to agree with me. The minions are adorable.

58. How about put some flowers under the brim?

Yes, this is a pretty outrageous Easter bonnet, all right. But it sure has the spring spirit.

59. For a lovely Easter bonnet, it helps to go blue.

Yes, that’s that same woman with her outrageous Easter bonnets. That must be a thing with her since she probably has too much time on her hands.

60. An Easter bonnet of pink feathers is bound to draw a lot of attention.

Seems to resemble something that’s straight out of Las Vegas. Wonder what their Easter parade is like. Or do I even want to know?

61. A top hat is always a manly Easter accessory.

Particularly a green one with tons of flowers and a nest. Guy must have a great sense of humor.

62. For big hats, go with big flowers.

At least this one has a lot of flowers that would be blooming this time of year like crocuses, violets, daffodils, and tulips. But still, it’s a crazy hat.

63. Seems like this guy really likes New York.

Or is really not into the bunnies and chicks bit of Easter. So he decided to go with a New York Easter bonnet instead.

64. Sure you can go cowboy chick on Easter.

Yes, this is a cowboy chick Easter bonnet. And yes, it’s rather adorable and Easter appropriate.

65. When it comes to Easter bonnets, you can’t go wrong with lamb.

I know that sheep aren’t as popular Easter motifs as bunnies or chicks. But you have to admit, this is pretty cute.

66. This Easter, how about decorating your basket with eggs and flowers?

Wish I could see this woman’s whole hat. Particularly what’s above the basket.

67. If you just want the bare branches, may I suggest go with some twigs?

This is known as a stick crown. Great Easter bonnet idea for boys who are into Lord of the Rings.

68. For this Easter, this guy would prefer a farm and castle.

Man, that guy seems to have a whole landscape on his head. But at least it has a rabbit to show it’s for Easter.

69. For some, one parasol of flowers just won’t cut it.

Okay, with an Easter bonnet like that, I’d be scared to go near this person. That almost seems like it could poke somebody’s eye out.

70. This Easter bonnet is a tribute to a work known as “The Gates.”

It was one of those abstract art things from years ago in New York City. Don’t ask me to explain any further.

71. All this guy needs on his Easter bonnet are a chick and some egg cartons.

He also has some plastic Easter eggs for good measure. And he knows how to accessorize.

72. This Easter, everyone is bound to need a hand.

Okay, that’s probably the most disturbing Easter bonnet I’ve ever seen. No, disembodied hands aren’t appropriate for Easter parades. Seriously, why?

73. Seems like somebody has their head in a flowery cage.

This is also pretty disturbing in its own way. But not to the extent as the hand one. Love the flowers though.

74. Looks like these critters are hopping aboard their own ocean liner.

Yes, I know the boat kind of resembles the Titanic. But so did a lot of large ships when the Titanic was around.

75. Sometimes you have to go with the big brims.

And yes, these women are wearing big brims during the Easter parade. Can also double as Kentucky Derby hats.

76. When it comes to Easter bonnets, it sometimes helps if you have an unconventional hair color.

And I’m sure pink will do nicely. Then again, I’m sure this is a wig. At least I hope it is.

77. To avoid damage, it occasionally helps if you wrap flowers in plastic.

Still, her hat seems incredibly big that you wonder how she could wear it like that. Love the flowers though.

78. So I guess it’s Easter in New York City.

Guess there’s an Easter bonnet so people will remember that. Also has flowers for good measure.

79. Guess somebody wants to make a flowery entrance.

Yes, I know that it might seem a little too much. But it’s fairly over the top enough to put on this post.

80. Nothing makes a better Easter bonnet than one full of puff balls.

To me this either resembles a clown afro or her coiffe being taken over by rainbow tribbles. I’m not sure which is which.

Do the Bunny Hop in These Ugly Easter Sweaters

Posted by historymaniacmegan on February 25, 2016

This is me in my pastel color turtleneck sweater that I’ve had for almost a decade. It’s not necessarily an Easter sweater nor is it ugly. But for a post like this, it’ll do. I’ve also did a pair of rabbit ears for good measure.

Since Easter is widely considered a spring holiday, it’s normally not associated with sweaters. But since Easter falls in early spring like in March and April, sometimes the weather could be rainy, cold, or erratic. And it’s not unheard of in my area to snow on the holiday which I have personally seen at least once. Yet, weather conditions aside, it appears that the lure of the ugly sweater is so great that they just have to have them for Easter as I’ve searched the depths of Google Images and Pinterest for them. And they are as charmingly ghastly as you’d expect with bunnies, eggs, chicks, and other motifs for your heart’s content. Not to mention, they’re in the pastel spring colors associated with the holiday, too. Some of them I’m wearing in the picture you see above if you get my drift. If you were a kid, you’d probably have seen them on your elementary school teacher. So for your reading pleasure, I bring you a treasure trove of some of the tackiest Easter sweaters around.

Remember flowers must always be in their boxes at all times.

Hate to say this, but the cardigan would looked much better if the flowers weren’t boxed in. Then again, ugliness is kind of the point.

2. On Easter, periwinkle always makes a bold fashion statement.

And this has bunnies at the crease as well as chicks with feathers on them. And some that don’t.

3. Nothing makes a better Easter motif than a bunny carrying an Easter egg.

For some reason, that bunny looks a little sad as if Easter is a day of dread. Still, I think the egg is pretty.

4. Nothing is cuter on Easter than a sweater vest of bunnies in boxes.

And it’s black so the bunnies stand out. The boxes also contain carrots and eggs for added tackiness.

5. Nothing makes a better Easter sweater than a cardigan of different colored bunnies.

Each row of bunnies is of a different color. But not all are facing the same way. Also, not sure about the light green sleeves.

6. Those who might think ugly Easter sweaters are too girly, might be fine with this bunny one.

This one is black with blue trim and a row of bunnies. Then again, Easter has never really been a manly holiday to celebrate anyway.

7. Those who love lambs and daffodils, have I got an Easter sweater for you.

This one is in the same style as some ugly Christmas sweaters you see. But this one has a more spring theme.

8. On any Easter sweater, you can’t have enough eggs, flowers, or bunnies.

This light blue one uses some degree of sequins to stand out. Also has short sleeves which is odd for a sweater. Then again, Easter takes place in spring.

9. You can always tell it’s an Easter sweater if it has bunnies on it.

Not sure of what to think about this sweater. The bunnies don’t seem to look happy. But it’s certainly tacky that I’ll give it a space on this post.

10. Looks like these rabbits love to munch on the garden veggies in this patch.

Sure this might make a great scene for an Easter sweater. However, it’s something you really don’t want to see in real life. Trust me.

11. Of course, in mild weather you can always go with an Easter vest like this.

This one consists of a bunny in basket, Easter eggs, flowers, and other things. Nevertheless, it’s incredibly tacky.

12. Sure it may seem like an ugly sweater, but check for chickens and bunnies to see if it’s for Easter.

This one has 2 rows of chickens and one row of bunnies. And the bunnies are all facing with their cotton tails.

13. Of course, there are some people who might prefer geese.

This one has geese in the top right corner. Yet, it’s trimmed with blue gingham and pink roses. Definitely suited for a teacher.

14. To make the bunnies and eggs stand out, go with navy blue.

Yes, I know a lot of these contain Easter eggs and bunnies. But that’s what you’d have to expect sometimes.

15. On an Easter sweater like this, each item belongs in their respective columns.

This one has 2 columns with chicks and eggs as well as 2 with bunnies and carrots. But somehow this sweater is cute and tacky at the same time.

16. If you love funky colored animals, this is the Easter sweater for you.

I guess the chicks are silver, the bunnies are purple, the pigs are yellow, and the lambs are pink. Still, not sure if it’s the kind of ugly Easter sweater I’d wear.

17. Seems like this rabbit is taking a walk with his dog on a lit street.

Of course, normally dogs are bigger than rabbits and tend to eat them. And believe me, I’ve seen this happen.

18. Sometimes on Easter, you have to stand out with some bright colors.

Yes, I know that a lot of Easter stuff tends to have pastel colors on them. This sweater tends to be an exception as you see. But still kind of an eyesore.

19. For a fuzzy cotton tail, may I suggest white feathers?

Not sure if feathers is appropriate for a bunny’s cotton tail. But it sure makes this sweater look rather horrific.

20. For a simple design, why not go for a bunny with bows?

Sure those may not look like bows. But I’m sure this sweater is bound to be Easter appropriate in its own way.

21. On Easter, remember how much bunnies love flowers.

This one seems to depict fuzzy bunnies holding flowers. Some side by side.

22. For Easter colors, you can’t go wrong with light blue and pink.

You can barely see the pink in this turtleneck. But the row of bunnies certainly stand out.

23. An Easter sweater can always use a few bunnies and fringe.

This cardigan just has 3 fuzzy bunnies and white fringe. Yet, these bunnies are adorable.

24. As we all know, bunnies look better with bows.

Well, bunny heads anyway. Still, think the carrot buttons are rather appropriate for this one.

25. If you want to bring the spirit of Easter, go with lavender.

This one has eggs and flowers on top and bunnies on the bottom. And a bunch of holes in between.

26. If you’re not a fan of bunnies, perhaps go with chicks.

This bright pink one has chicks and snowflakes on it. Not sure about the inclusion of snowflakes.

27. On an Easter sweater like this, the bunnies come out of eggs.

Yes, that might look cute. But that’s totally wrong as far as biologists are concerned.

28. Not a fan of pink? Go with green.

Not sure if green is a great color. But you have to like the Easter eggs on this.

29. Never have I seen an Easter sweater with so many baskets.

From all the sweaters I’ve put on this post so far, this first one that doesn’t have a single animal in sight. Just baskets, eggs, and flowers.

30. Like bunnies but not carrots or eggs? How about one with hearts?

I’m sure someone is bound to love this rabbit sweater. Well, unless they don’t like hearts either.

31. If you love Easter, then you’ll sure love this bespectacled bunny.

This one comes in a variety of colors. Yet, I want you to take a closer look.

32. In some respects, it seems like some bunnies like to go gardening.

Well, we know that rabbits do like gardens, particularly with veggies. That’s why they’re considered pests by many.

33. When in doubt, go with a fuzzy collar.

Kind of reminds me of a sweater straight off of Dr. Seuss. Wonder why that is.

34. Of course, Easter wouldn’t be Easter without the Easter Bunny.

Well, at least in the US and Germany anyway. Other countries may or may not have one.

35. This one has eggs and bunnies on string.

Or so it seems. Then again, bunnies and eggs are common Easter motifs, obviously.

36. On some Easter sweaters you can only fit so much.

This one seems to go all out with bunnies, eggs, and other things galore. Nevertheless, it’s very tacky.

37. Wanna draw chick wings? I’m sure swirls would do the trick.

Not sure what to make about this design. Seems rather trendy from some standpoint. But still has some cuteness appeal for Easter.

38. Sometimes an Easter sweater can become a real patchwork.

This one seems to have a lot of stuff in bright Easter colors. Also includes a heart and a fortune cookie.

39. Some of these bunnies are hiding in their little holes.

Probably because they’re trying desperately not to get caught by pest control. Because they tend to ruin gardens during the spring and summer.

40. For an Easter hoodie, you can’t go wrong with a rabbit ear hood.

This might seem like a normal hoodie. But keep in mind it has rabbit ears and short sleeves.

41. Sometimes bunnies put their Easter eggs on an Easter tree.

I know some people have an Easter tree according to Pinterest. My family doesn’t do this. But here’s a sweater anyway.

42. Sometimes a bunny just needs a rest.

Yes, this bunny is taking a break to enjoy the flowers and the breeze. And there’s a yellow butterfly near the top.

43. Looks like this bunny has found itself in the carrot patch.

And if it was smart, it would get it’s ass out of there before the gardener shows up. Or pest control. Whichever comes first.

44. A green sweater like this always has to come with chicks.

Not sure if that yellow matches with that green. Then again, I’m not a fan of that shade of green.

45. An Easter sweater like this has a bunny on each side.

Well, black and white bunnies anyway. Then again, I think I like these bunnies better than the white ones.

46. Looks like these rabbits are running around the flowers.

This one includes tulips and daffodils, which are spring garden flowers. And let’s just say the bunnies should get out soon.

47. An Easter sweater like this has as many eggs as you desire.

If it weren’t for the eggs, I would’ve sworn this would be something a clown would wear. Then again, it’s kind of the point.

48. Nothing makes Easter worthwhile than wearing a sweater vest of chicks.

And it seems they’ve taken a fascination with the pom poms. Still, these are cute.

49. On Easter, almost anything can come out of an Easter egg.

Well, at least on this ugly sweater. In real life not so much except in decorations.

50. For an Easter sweater, pom poms make great cotton tails.

Indeed they do. But on this pink cardigan, there are some pom poms unattached to bunnies as well.

51. This Easter sweater seems crowded with almost everything.

And there are no squares to keep everything straight. Then again, that might be just as well for tackiness’s sake.

52. For an Easter sweater, you can’t go wrong with Easter eggs.

Okay, this one seems like something a clown would wear. And not one with good fashion sense either.

53. For an unconventional idea on an Easter sweater, go with an Easter bonnet.

Better yet, wear an Easter bonnet with this sweater. Make sure it’s just as outrageous as this one.

54. This Easter sweater is sure to celebrate the bounty of spring.

By using shoddy colors and ignoring the fact that pears don’t come out in the spring. Seriously, they get ripe at the same time most fruits do.

55. If you’re into cuteness, this Easter vest will do just fine.

Well, this is in mostly pastels. Then again, Easter is a holiday known for cuteness.

56. Seems like this bunny has his own ugly sweater.

Tacky sweater it may be. But still, I have to give its designer credit for originality.

57. So many bunnies, so little carrots.

Because bunnies tend to breed like rabbits. And let’s just say, eventually, there won’t be enough carrots to go around.

58. On an Easter sweater like this, bunnies keep popping everywhere.

This one is in bright colors with squares of eggs, flowers, and bunnies. Kind of tacky but kind of cute, too.

59. This Easter sweater seems to have rows of eggs, bunnies, and flowers.

I think this was designed like a traditional ugly Christmas sweater. But with spring and Easter motifs instead.

60. A bright blue cardigan is always sure to stand out.

Seems like these have bunnies on the shoulders and the middle. Still, pretty tacky but cute.

61. Looks like one bunny has all the carrots and flowers.

And the top has a butterfly and bee. Nevertheless, love the buttons.

And the top has a butterfly and bee. Nevertheless, love the egg buttons.

62. Apparently, this one has rows and rows of bunnies.

And it seems like they’re all in the grass. Some are even near flowers.

63. These bunnies always seem to enjoy daffodils, colored eggs, and produce.

Let’s hope they don’t get caught with the produce. Or in a garden or field for that matter.

64. Of course, lady bunnies can’t go without their Easter bonnets.

Even the carrots seem to have bows on this one. Don’t understand why that is. Then again, not sure why these bunnies are wearing bonnets.

65. A bright pink Easter vest like this is crowded with bunnies.

And I’ll certainly say so. Thus, it’s bound to pass any tacky test with flying colors.

66. If you don’t like a lot of bunnies, you can always have some around the collar.

And these are linked by carrots for good measure. Nevertheless, I’m sure a guy would be able to wear this in the right size.

67. If you like sequins, bunnies, and eggs, this sweater is for you.

Yes, this one has eggs and bunnies on it. And yes, sequins can be tacky. So this one goes on the post.

68. A dark colored Easter sweater really brings out the daffodils.

Well, this is a cardigan. But it has a bunny on each side. Still, like the color.

69. A pink Easter sweater like this has bunnies all over the place.

So do some of the others. Not to mention an Easter egg and carrot trim.

70. For a unique Easter creature, you can’t go wrong with a unicorn.

Not sure if unicorns are Easter creatures. But this unique sweater does appear in the Easter spirit.

71. If you like a sunset, this gazebo cardigan is just the thing.

This one has a gazebo in a duck pond. Yes, it’s tacky but you have to like the colors.

72. This Easter, perhaps you might want an ugly sweater for your dog.

I know some people might want something like this. But I think dogs ware perfectly fine in their fur and don’t need any clothes whatsoever.

73. If you like ducks, this one is for you.

This is a sweater made in the style of a tank top. Why such sweaters exist, I have no idea.

74. When it comes to featuring Easter stuff, squares always help.

Well, at least on sweaters. But this is incredibly hideous if you ask me.

75. This Easter sweater vest could possibly bring an air of distinction.

Then again, maybe not. I’m sure the carrots and bunnies on this might be hard to take seriously.

76. Seems like this dog and bunny are becoming good friends.

Okay, that’s just totally wrong. Why do they have to make sweaters like these, why?

77. If you love rainbows, you might love a dress like this.

This one is called, “Happy As a Rainbow Dress.” Sure it’s tacky but I’m positive it’s Easter appropriate.

78. I’m sure an Easter sweater can’t get as spectacular as this.

Well, one in that Christmas sweater setup anyway. Still, it’s incredibly colorful.

79. Who says men can’t wear pastel colors for Easter?

Because this guy is certainly rocking his us ugly Easter sweater. He even has rabbit ears, too.

80. An Easter T-shirt like this is guaranteed to make you a hit.

Seems like the graphics were inspired by Atari. But it includes the conventional bunnies and colored eggs.

SantaCon Costumes Are Coming to Town

Posted by historymaniacmegan on December 18, 2015

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Okay, SantaCon is actually over for this year and I couldn’t do a post on it then since I was in Richmond, Virginia last weekend for my sister’s VCU graduation. But still, I have to keep the Christmas posts coming somehow. Now SantaCon is an American holiday tradition that’s an annual mass gathering where people dressed as Santa Claus or other Christmas characters parade in several world cities in a parade and pub crawl. Though originated in San Francisco as “joyful performance art” in the 1990s, it’s largest gathering is in New York City. And it’s now evolved into a “reviled bar crawl” of drunken brawling, vandalism, and disorder in New York City and elsewhere. It has resulted in fierce community resistence, especially from parents who don’t want their kids to see a naughty Santa. Other names for this are Santarchy, Santa Rampage, the Red Menace, and Santapalooza. Still, despite it’s naughty yuletide reputation, this doesn’t mean we can’t have fun with SantaCon. And as I looked on Pinterest, SantaCon has an array of unique Christmas costumes to boot. So for your reading pleasure, here is a treasury of SantaCon costumes that you might like to see. And you don’t have to take my word for it.

Some might find sexy gingerbread lady yummy enough to eat this holiday season.

I don’t know about you. But for some reason, I don’t think food should be sexy. Seriously, that’s just wrong.

2. Of course, at SantaCon there’s bound to be one sexy Frosty the Snowman.

But I’m sure she won’t be wearing this in order to build one. Seriously, that outfit is totally unsuited for below freezing temperatures. Dressing like that will get you hypothermia.

3. He may live at the North Pole but he has a hunk of heart of burning love.

Seems like Santa Elvis has just entered the building. Has his Santa suit, red sash, big glasses, and slicked back pompadour and all. Now he’s all sleighed up.

4. Sometimes at SantaCon it’s either be present or be present.

And it seems this guy managed to fit his upper torso in a purple present box. But he asks not to be opened until Christmas.

5. Since the Nutcracker is running this season, you can’t forget the toy soldier.

Now this toy soldier costume is for women as you see. But unlike some of the costumes so far, it ain’t supposed to be sexy at all.

6. As with any winter wonderland gathering, you can’t forget the Ice Queen.

Of course, I’m sure she’s probably the slowest member of the SantaCon pub craw. However, her dress is a convenient flat surface nonetheless.

7. When it comes to Santas, a sexy one is a real treat.

I don’t mind women dressing as Santas. However, I kind of find it hard to accept one being sexy in a Santa suit. Maybe it’s just me.

8. Still, a toy soldier can always look so proper and badass in a big tall furry hat.

Yes, I know that toy soldiers usually tend to be guys. But this guy in such a costume kind of gives me the creeps for some reason. I don’t know why.

9. For lady Santa costumes, a cape and a skirt is all you need.

Now that looks kind of cute and not too sexy as some of the other costumes. However, I hope her tights keep her legs warm enough. Because they look they might freeze.

10. Now this costume looks like a cross between Santa and a Victoria’s Secret model.

Then again, if you love Christmas and have a job dancing on tables, this might be the SantaCon outfit for you. Unless the weather in your neck of the woods is below freezing of course.

11. To appear more festive at New York’s SantaCon, you might want to go as a Rockette.

Of course, you might look glamorous in such an outfit. But if it’s 32 below outside, you might want to wear it with pants.

12. Now this pink Santa outfit will make you the darling of the Santa pub crawl.

Now this one looks like a Santa nightie you might see at a Victoria’s Secret fashion show. And I’m not sure those stockings are bound to keep you warm in freezing weather either.

13. Now this woman is dressed as a gingerbread lady who’s yummy enough for Santa’s plate.

While many of these costumes certainly come from stores like Yandy or Party City, this woman has made her own. And yes, she looks so cute in it. Love the mittens.

14. If you prefer a long dress, may I suggest you dress as a Victorian caroler?

Now that really doesn’t look like something from the 1800s. Then again, if it looked authentic, it would be terribly uncomfortable and hard to fit through a door.

15. This girl at SantaCon comes as pretty as a Christmas tree.

Wait a minute, she is a Christmas tree. And it seems that she made her own costume by dressing in green with tinsel and some metal to boot.

16. For the holiday season, it helps to dress up as pretty snowflakes.

Seems like these women decided to match and make their own costume as well. Hope they don’t hit somebody with those giant snowflakes possibly made from construction paper.

17. Of course, a sexy toy soldier always has to wear a short black skirt.

Looks more like a marching band majorette uniform to me. Then again, I’m sure her legs would be freezing cold once it snows.

18. You better watch out/You better not cry/You better not pout, I’m telling you why/Santa pimp is coming to town.

Now this is a Santa who prefers you to be naughty instead of nice. Because when you’re naughty toward his ho, ho, hos, he gets paid. Yeah, he’s very naughty as well.

19. You can be a sexy Santa with a short red and white fur lined dress and some jingly reindeer antlers.

For the love of God, can’t we not sexualize Santa for once? He’s a jolly fat man with a white beard. And yet, they make sexy Santa costumes. That’s not right.

20. Of course, we shouldn’t forget about the unsung heroes of Christmas who get absolutely no recognition: Santa’s sleigh repair crew.

You know, the guys who make sure Santa’s sleigh is up and running for Christmas Eve. Yeah, you probably never heard of them. But hey, somebody has to do it. You also forget about those who have to clean up after the reindeer, too.

21. As Santa said, “Rudolph with your nose so bright, won’t you drive my sleigh tonight.”

Now this sexy Rudolph costume is bound to make anyone look like a deer in the headlights. Then again, female reindeer do have antlers this time of year. So why not.

22. Nothing makes you a darling of SantaCon than a Santa suit and a light up ugly Christmas sweater.

Seems this guy will soon be easy for the cops to find if he’s acting too naughty at this convention. Yeah, SantaCon doesn’t really have a good reputation.

23. When it comes to being sexy Santa, why need pants?

Now this is just wrong. I’m sure no one would wear something like that at the North Pole. Still, if a guy wore that, would we call him sexy? No, we’d think he looks like an idiot.

24. A lady toy soldier always looks sharp in a red skirt and white hat.

Also looks like a marching band majorette uniform to me. Also, I don’t think the short skirt and tights are cold weather accommodating.

25. Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the Santabot 3000.

Now this is a clever costume if you think about it. However, I suppose this guy will have trouble moving around. Wonder what his gift giving efficiency rate is.

26. A candy cane costume is sure to make you look as sweet as peppermint.

I don’t know about you but she looks more like what you’d expect Candy Cane forest inhabitant to look like if Candyland was a horror movie. Then again, at least she has everything matching.

27. Seems like these presents didn’t have much wrapping to them.

I’m sure these aren’t meant for freezing conditions. Still, you probably shouldn’t unwrap them until Christmas, just to be safe.

28. When it comes to SantaCon, it’s all for one and one for all.

Now these are just Santa versions of the 3 Musketeers. And yes, they’re using candy canes instead of swords.

29. Of course, in warmer climates, Santa might don a sombrero.

I don’t know about this. Kind of think sombreros and Santa suits don’t go together. Maybe it’s just they’re clothing articles made for different climates.

30. At SantaCon, real man dress as reindeer with real animal skin.

Not sure how PETA would feel about this (then again, I do). Still, hope he’s not wearing it during deer season.

31. Of course, not all snowflake costumes are alike.

Yes, snowflakes are pretty. But this guy looks like he’s an advertising mascot for some product. I don’t know why.

32. Seems like Santa’s bound to have a blue Christmas this year.

Well, this is a blue Santa suit. And yes, they exist. Still, not sure if that’s Santa’s color.

33. Of course, tis the season for snowmen.

Now this is a rather convincing snowman costume. However, I can’t help thinking that it looks a bit creepy. Must be the eyes.

34. When one of you is a toy soldier, almost all of you have to match.

Now it’s snowing here. Then again, at least some of these girls are wearing pants. But one stands out because she’s wearing a green and red hat.

35. Looks like this Santa pimp is looking for some of his ho, ho, hos.

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Yeah, don’t know what’s behind the Santa pimp costume either. Then again, I do like his candy cane suit, red fedora, and pimp candy cane.

36. Sometimes a silver Christmas tree makes a less complicated costume.

Now this one doesn’t have a lot of silver limbs on it. But I do like how she put all those bulbs on that cone hat. Very stunning.

37. During the holiday season, there’s nothing better than a sexy polar bear.

With a costume like that, you’d swear that she was a member of the polar bear club. Hope she loves to swim in freezing temperatures in that.

38. Don’t worry about them. They’re just a couple of candy canes.

Now those are clever costumes. It’s apparent how their white outfits are covered in red ribbons. And how their crooks are made from paper.

39. Now I’m not sure which one of these two is supposed to be Rudolph.

Then again, this costumes are made for both men and women. And neither of them are sexy at any means.

40. At SantaCon, save Santa the trip and be naughty.

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Of course, SantaCon is the kind of event where the Christmas clad characters do all sorts of naughty things. And sometimes they dress naughty, too.

41. Now I see that this elf is a bit on the naughty side.

I don’t know about you. But from the look at this, it’s a bit too naughty for my taste. Also, I’m sure she’s bound to freeze her ass off when it’s under 32 degrees outside.

42. Never thought they’d have a sexy reindeer around at SantaCon.

Of course, I’m not sure if the antlers and red nose make this costume a bit freaky. But then again, to each his own.

43. Of course, it can be hard to participate in a pub crawl if you’re inside a snow globe.

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On a positive note, at least their friends will have a designated drive. Yet, I’m sure their costumes will make that job rather difficult.

44. At SantaCon, anyone is bound to shimmer in this Santa dress.

Now this one kind of reminds me of the get up some pop stars wear on their Christmas album covers. Mariah Carey comes to mind.

45. Of course, when Santa can’t deliver his presents, the Caped Crusader takes over.

Of course, he’s not smiling because Batman really doesn’t have a merry Christmas most of the time. Yes, I know the guy needs some psychiatric counseling. Still, he looks like a badass.

46. Hey, look, it’s the Grinch with little Cindy Lou Who.

And they even have their dog dressed as Max in full reindeer attire. Oh, and they even have a sack for good measure.

47. Now this guy is all dressed and ready in his own snowman suit.

Now that guy looks quite flashy. Maybe the suit is fuzzy white and he’s wearing a scarf and hat.

48. Now this elf seems a bit on the skimpy side to me.

She reminds me of a skimpy elf you’d see at Santaland in the mall. Or some North Pole gentleman’s club.

49. Seems like this snowman really wants to be the center of attention.

Yeah, that snowman is practically taking over the whole photo. And some of the Santas are really not happy about it.

50. Now this is the kind of Christmas tree costume you can fold up and store in your attic.

Yeah, that one looks like it was made from hoops and stretchy green material. wonder what those yellow and red things are on it.

51. Seems like this Santa pimp is all about the ho, ho, hos and the benjamins.

Yes, this is my 3rd Santa pimp on this post. Yes, you see a lot of them. No, I don’t know why it’s a popular idea for SantaCon.

52. Of course, these 4 candy canes all come in a set.

Wonder what it’s like to be wearing a giant crook on your head. Might make you look like an idiot in some situations. But not on Christmas.

53. For SantaCon, a dress like this will certainly make you a winter darling.

Now this doesn’t look like it’s suited for cold weather. Better to wear it with pants outside.

54. When it comes to reindeer, you can’t ignore the one with the golden antlers.

Now this is a cute reindeer costume. Love the fuzzy cuffs and gold antlers. Nice makeup job, too.

55. Of course, Christmas wouldn’t be the same without a cute elf on the shelf.

Now normally I think elf on the shelf is a creepy phenomenon that I tend to make fun of mercilessly. But this costume is quite cute if I say so myself.

56. Now I call these ladies, “the Snowflake Girls.”

Not sure if their legs can withstand freezing temperatures. Still, I like their snowflake headbands. Very clever.

57. A snowman costume is never complete without a white tutu.

Well, at least they can keep their head and necks warm with a scarf and hat. But they could really use a coat.

58. This Christmas tree comes complete with all the trimmings.

Of course, you wouldn’t want to eat any of the candy canes. They came with her costume. Still, she must’ve spent a lot of time on this.

59. A toy soldier is never a badass unless he has his rifle.

Dear Lord, please let that gun be fake. Also, the hat and makeup job doesn’t enhance that guy’s costume at all.

60. Of course, sexy elf costumes aren’t just reserved for the ladies.

Nice try. But I don’t know if any guy could look sexy in a velvet elf costume. Yet, this guy doesn’t look half bad.

61. For elves who like turned shoes and fur trimmings, go for it.

Now that kind of looks like an elf costume David Sedaris would describe in his Santaland diaries. Yeah, I’m sure a guy wouldn’t wear it unless his job required him to.

62. If you enjoyed A Christmas Story, then you’ll love how this leg lamp lights up.

Man, little did people know that a lamp people would associate with strip club decor would now be a Christmas decoration. Of course, that was before A Christmas Story came out and attracted a lot of fans.

63. Looks like this is a job for Santaman.

Yes, Santaman will make sure all the good girls and boys will receive their presents. And that evil is vanquished once and for all.

64. The Force is strong with these Santas.

Now this consists of Princess Leia with Christmas decor, and Santa Stormtrooper, Yoda, and Chewbacca. Yes, the Force is strong with Christmas this year.

65. When it comes to Christmas hairstyles a candy cane mohawk is always fashionable.

Of course, I couldn’t pass this one up. Yeah, this Santa really looks like a real tough guy with his mohawk and jacket. This is just too hilarious to resist.

66. Hey, nobody calls Santa chicken.

Now that’s something I’ve never seen before. Hope Santa wasn’t tarred and feathered. Because that’s stuff is such a bitch to get off. Then again, he probably wasn’t.

67. Of course, being a reindeer on the mantle isn’t as great as it’s cracked up to be.

Now that’s a very clever costume. Love the deer head with antlers. But I bet it’s very hard to move around in.

68. Oh, no, it’s the Abominable Snowman!

Then again, seems that this yeti has toned down his look a bit for this year. Also, he kind of looks like a smurf with white hair and a beard.

69. Seems like Katy Perry has dressed up as a scantily clad nutcracker this year.

Of course, she most likely got this costume from some online vendor like Yandy or Party City. Because they certainly sell them. Believe me, I’ve seen it advertised.

70. If you can’t wrap your presents, then put them in a gift bag.

Now this costume certainly looks doable. All you need are large gift bags and a lot of tissue paper.

71. A tall furry hat and a pleated skirt are always essential for any lady toy soldier.

Let’s hope she’s wearing pants to keep her from freezing. Still, the hat certainly looks cool and sure seems warm and fuzzy, too.

72. Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you Santa Beaker.

Of course, Santa Beaker only says one thing and thinks that Christmas is all about him. Still, this is a very clever costume if I say so myself.

73. Looks like we have a Krampus in Santa clothing in this place.

Now this is a mythical creature from Central Europe who does terrible things to very bad children on Christmas Eve. So be good and save him the trip.

74. Not sure if this guy is supposed to be Santa or some candy cane Monopoly man.

Seems like this guy has his pants all covered in money. Yet, his boots are trimmed with fur. But he sure looks trim.

75. Now instead of a white beard, this Santa seems to have a boom box and a white shag feather wig.

Then again, I’m not sure whether this guy is supposed to be Santa or not. Still, he really seems to rock it in the Christmas spirit.

76. Surely this Christmas candy fairy will bring you some much needed Christmas cheer.

Yes, this is one of those sexy costumes they gear to women. However, you have to admire the creativity on this with the wings and the Christmas tree on top. Never seen a Christmas costume like that before.

77. Of course, in Westeros, Christmas doesn’t always mean, “Peace on Earth, Good Will Toward Men.”

Yes, this is Game of Thrones Santa. And yes, his arsenal is on his throne. But considering how the show has a high death rate, he should be prepared for anything.

78. Darth Vader Claus would like you to come over to the merry side of the Force.

Yes, this is another Darth Vader Santa Claus. And yes, he knows what you’re getting for Christmas. Because he can feel your presents.

79. Of course, you never know who’d just turn up at SantaCon.

Yes, this is Spiderman dressed as Santa Claus. As you see he’s wearing two suits this time. And he’s taking a selfie.

80. Nevertheless, Mr. Candy Cane will always dress in red and white for the occasion.

And I see he’s wearing a Christmas bow for his suit. He also has a candy cane scarf. Sad he’s not carrying a large candy cane in his hand. That would look cool.

Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree at the Ugly Sweater Party (Second Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on December 7, 2015

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Since my post on ugly Christmas sweaters garnered so much popularity last year and this year, I decided to go with another edition. Now this is me near the basement fireplace at my house with two Christmas stockings at hand. Here I am wearing a cute penguin fleece that says “Let It Snow!” which isn’t exactly ugly, a sweater, or even specifically for Christmas. But if I was invited to an ugly Christmas sweater party, it would be the kind of top I’d wear. But let’s just say I wouldn’t be the star attraction. That would take extra time and/or money for that, neither of which I have. So that means I’d just have to stick to being tasteful and cute. But plenty of people seem to as I’ve found on Google Images or Pinterest. And yes, the vast boundaries of tackiness are infinite which is why I made this and last year’s ugly Christmas sweater posts not safe for work. And some you have to wonder whether there are kids who’d be seeing such fashion atrocities. So without further adieu, I present some more moments of yuletide tackiness in all its Christmas glory.

To start things off, best to warn your loved ones not to stick their tongues out on metal in below freezing weather, even on a triple dog dare.

Yeah, that was very dumb but a very funny moment in the movie. But if I was that kid, I’d have the common sense not to bow to peer pressure.

2. On Christmas Eve, get tacky together with these footie pajamas.

Now this brings yuletide fashion horrors to the next level. But they sure do look comfy if you ask me. Wouldn’t want to be caught dead in them though.

3. I’m sure garlands and bulbs are bound to make anything look festive.

Now I wonder if this was made for a man or a woman. Probably a woman by the looks of it. I think the bulbs make it obvious.

4. Think wearing a Christmas tree is hard? Try wearing a fireplace.

Now I wonder if she has to stand like that all the time so all the stuff on her arms doesn’t fall off. Yeah, I think after a while, it’s bound to get pretty uncomfortable.

5. Of course, in any ugly Christmas party, children are usually required to get with the program.

I’m sure this little girl isn’t very happy with what she had to wear at her grandmother’s house. Yes, her mom worked so hard on it. But still, would you want to be seen in that?

6. Styrofoam and cotton balls are always great for snow.

However, I don’t know whether Frosty’s chest should be bigger than his rear end. You have to wonder whether he’s on some performance enhancement snow steroids to get a body like that.

7. When it comes to Christmas, you can’t go wrong with a tutu and green tights.

Now she’s certainly tacky in her gay apparel. And she’s gloating in it for the picture. Like the tinsel neckline and Christmas tree.

8. As far as couples go, she’s the elf and he’s the shelf.

And since she’s the elf, she has to be on his shoulders. Of course, he’ll have to take her down once in a while. Yeah, 100 pounds isn’t light as a feather.

9. Instead of wearing a Christmas sweater, perhaps try on a Christmas skirt.

I could imagine an elementary teacher wearing something like this on the day before school will be out for break. Still, it’s horrendously festive for the occasion.

10. Bundle up this holiday season with your very own Christmas tree hat and scarf.

Now this is the kind of winter gear you’d see at Whoville this time of year. Yes, it’s festive and Christmas appropriate. But would anyone want to be caught dead in that? I doubt it.

11. Of course, some guys see themselves this all the time.

Yes, his shirt may say he’s God’s gift to women. But does it mean he really is? You might want to check that out for yourself.

12. Nothing says Christmas than wearing a yarn Christmas wreath and a headband of Christmas tree antlers.

Not sure if that wreath was sewn in or not. I’m sure the shirt is a turtleneck, but the wreath looks like it’s hanging like a necklace.

13. Bring some winter into the Christmas season with this bright blue cardigan of a polar bear skiing.

Now this is more of a winter sweater than a Christmas one. And no, polar bears don’t bundle up or ski. But still, it’s pretty funny. And yes, this is a very tacky sweater.

14. As far as the Christmas season goes, it’s jingle bells and feel the joy.

However, if your ugly sweater party includes children, it’s better if you don’t wear sweaters like these. Yeah, you’ll probably get complaints from the parents.

15. Now this guy is sure decked up like a Christmas tree.

Now all he needs is a skirt and hat to go with that and he’s all set. Then again, he might want to just stick with the sweater.

16. If you love Frosty the Snowman, then you’ll love this dress.

Of course, not sure if she’ll be warm in the legs. Yeah, maybe she should get some white leg warmers with that.

17. Apparently someone doesn’t care much for fruitcake.

Seems like fruitcake is either the Christmas food people don’t like or the one they eat when consuming lots of booze. Well, that’s as far as I know about it.

18. You aren’t dressed for Christmas until you wear a Santa penguin vest.

Geographically speaking, Santa lives nowhere near penguins. However, this outfit is pretty horrific on so many levels. The penguins are cute though.

19. Of course, it’s not just humans who bask in the horrendous holiday fashion scene.

I don’t think Scruffy appreciates wearing a tacky sweater of a Christmas tree. Doesn’t want to be the laughingstock of the dog park. But his owners think it’s adorable.

20. Trim your ugly Christmas sweater this year with a red feather boa.

Yes, feather boas always seem to make everything look tackier. And this is no exception.

21. Bring in the spirit of the season in all its glory with this Christmas tutu.

Now this one has ornaments and lights on it. So you can be a horrendously tacky Christmas ballerina if you please.

22. Rock this holiday season in your very own Frosty the Snowman hat.

Now a top hat over a top hat. Wonder if it doesn’t hit the door when he goes out of the bathroom. Yeah, I’d watch it if I were him.

23. To go with your Christmas sweater this year, how about go with holiday hair.

I’m sure Effie Trinket has a wig just like this for the holiday season. Then again, I’m not sure they even celebrate Christmas in Panem. It’s certainly not mentioned.

24. Of course, it’s always Mrs. Claus who deals with Santa when he’s being naughty.

If you like Christmas and Fifty Shades of Grey, then this is the perfect sweater for you. However, I think dominatrix Mrs. Claus might be too inappropriate for small children.

25. Now that is one ugly ass Christmas sweater.

Even the sweater itself says this. And it even lights up. Still, I think parents of small children might have a problem with this. Just saying.

26. For footwear, it helps that your slippers are covered in bows.

Of course, bows like these usually have a decorative purpose only. But these shoes are sure festive at any holiday party.

27. For some you can’t say Christmas without including Sasquatch.

Yes, this is a Bigfoot Christmas sweater. No, I’m not sure if Bigfoot actually wears this (if he exists). But yes, it’s ridiculous.

28. Now I see why they call them, “ginger snaps.”

Seems like 2 gingerbread men got themselves decapitated. And I’m sure they aren’t going to like being dipped in milk.

29. Now you’ve heard of a Santa sweater. How about Santa on your sweater?

Okay, this Santa is pretty creepy to say the least. Also, he doesn’t even have a beard for Christ’s sake! Now that’s just holiday sacrilege.

30. This Christmas step out in your very own Reindeer stilettos.

You know if you want to wear ugly Christmas shoes, be my guest. However, I think you should at least aim for comfort and support. These are ridiculous.

31. If you and your friends are stuck in the frat house this Christmas, make sure your Christmas sweater comes with a funnel and tube.

Really? A funnel and tube with your Christmas sweater? And it doesn’t have sleeves? Guess that’s for the eggnog drinking contest.

32. Uh, Santa, I think you can use a shirt and some pants.

Well, at least this image of Santa was done in felt. Still, it’s pretty disturbing if you think about it. Seriously, nobody wants to see a naked Santa Claus.

33. Of course, if you don’t think it’s tacky enough, you can always add on to it.

Apparently somebody has been spending too much time at the sewing machine. But yeah, it looks like a really horrendous patchwork sewing job.

34. I call this one a, “Gropey Grinchmas Sweater.”

Because it looks like a woman’s sweater and it has Grinchy hands at the boob area. Yeah, Grinch is a perv.

35. Now this Santa sweater is sure to light up by the flick of a switch.

Is it just me, or does this jolly old Saint Nicholas look like he’s from the dark depths of Hell? I don’t know, he just kind of looks evil for some reason.

36. Stand out at Christmas with this tinsel and jingle neck tie.

Now that has to be the tackiest Christmas neck tie I’ve ever seen. Seriously, it makes those you see in the store look tame by comparison.

37. Of course, you’ll have to look in back to see if it’s a buck.

Yep, that’s a buck all right as far as I can tell. Now that’s just sick. Really sick. But I’m sure deer hunters will get a kick out of it.

38. If you liked the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer special, then you’ll like this Abominable Snowman sweater with lights.

Now I find this Abominable Snowman quite adorable to day the least. And I like the lights. But yeah, it’s pretty tacky.

39. For your legs, may I suggest a pair of ugly Christmas leggings?

Of course, they might just be tights or sweat pants for all I know. But yes, they’re very horrendous and tacky indeed.

40. Nevertheless, there could be only one snowman out there who could make Christmas great again (sarcasm).

Trumpy the Snowman, is a bonafide asshole/With hate-filled mouth and a large ego, and a toupee of orange mole./Trumpy the Snowman, is a stupid joke they say/ He is full of blow but hell if I know why can’t he just go away.

41. Of course, you can now wear a Christmas sweater that was inspired from the movie How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

However, unlike the one the Grinch wears in the movie, this one doesn’t light up. But it does jingle and jangle.

42. Like poinsettias? Now these slippers are for you.

Now these have green garlands, gold baubles, and red poinsettias. And yes, they sure look horrific as can be.

43. If you liked The Nightmare Before Christmas, you’ll like this Jack Skellington Christmas sweater.

And yes, it certainly lights up as you can see. Still, you really don’t want to get a Christmas present from Jack Skellington of Halloween town.

44. Those who might not care for Christmas much will certainly delight in this Grinch hoodie.

Now this is just clever. Like how his heart is 3 sizes too small. Also like the green garland.

45. Husband not too fond of his Christmas ties? Make a sweater with them.

Now you can sew on some ties and buttons on this turtleneck and wear it for Christmas. Yes, it’s tacky but tis the season for ugly Christmas sweaters.

46. This Christmas, take out the turkey and make it look festive for the season.

Now this one has some lights and Santa hats on the legs. Yes, it’s pretty tacky and ridiculous. But I think it’s also pretty funny.

47. If you live in Florida, I’m sure this flamingo cardigan would suit your fancy.

Then again, Florida isn’t known for having sweater weather. Still, it’s the kind of sweater I’d expect someone from Florida to own. Yes, it’s tacky.

48. If you liked “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer,” then you’ll like this sweater.

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Yeah, a song about Grandma getting run over by Santa’s sleigh is pretty funny. But a sweater of reindeer running over an old lady in a walker? Don’t know what to think about that.

49. Seems like Zombie Claus tends to rise from his grave with his sack on Christmas Eve.

Of course, you’d want to watch out for Zombie Claus. Because if you’re a kid who’s been bad, he’ll devour your brains. So be good for goodness sake.

50. Of course, I’m sure everyone has heard of the Christmas llama.

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Yes, it’s just a llama with a scarf on it. But still, llamas are pretty cool animals. And I think it’s pretty funny.

51. Don’t think a Christmas sweater is tacky enough? Then go with a Christmas jumpsuit.

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Now that’s one ugly jumpsuit. Certainly wouldn’t want to be caught dead wearing that. Yeah, quite horrendous.

52. Now these Christmas bootie slippers come with all the bows.

Yeah, someone actually made these from gift bows. And yes, they’re colorful. However, not sure if I could wear them around my house if you ask me.

53. When it comes to decorating Christmas sweaters, you can never have enough bows.

And this one seems to have a big one and a bunch of little ones. Oh, and it has some other decorations, too.

54. To go with those poinsettia slippers, I now give you a poinsettia sweater.

Though I love flowers, I’m not sure what to think about the poinsettia. Certainly don’t want to get one. Still, those flowers look like they’ve been stolen from somebody’s grave.

55. Oh, shit, Santa just got stuck in the chimney.

Of course, since he’s a fat guy in a red suit, you’d have to expect this. Still, would it hurt him to just go through the front door? I mean he obviously wouldn’t like going down to find a blazing hot fire.

56. For some pet owners, a Christmas sweater of their dog says so much.

I know some people are crazy about their pets. But a pug sweater with a poinsettia and tinsel wreath? C’mon. That’s ridiculous.

57. Those who love polar bears will love this polar bear tree sweater.

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Of course, it’s also available in adult size and for men. But yes, the bears are so cute. And the sweater is so tacky.

58. When it comes to Christmas dresses, you can never have too many ornaments.

Still, I don’t think it’s a dress you’d want to vacuum in. I mean it’s liable some of the ornaments can drop and break. Also, the noise.

59. Be in the holiday spirit this Christmas with this bauble headband.

Now this was mostly made of stuff you’d get at a craft store. But it’s a great addition to any tacky Christmas look you’re aiming for.

60. If you want to dress as a Christmas tree, you can’t go wrong with a tutu dress.

Now these two seem all decked in green tulle and shiny lights. They’re also wearing a star on their heads as well. Yes, it’s horrendous but they seem to enjoy themselves.

May the Force Be with You Dressed in These Magnificent Star Wars Costumes

Posted by historymaniacmegan on November 6, 2015

A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far, a movie called Star Wars debuted on the big screen and has changed how science fiction movies have been made ever since. Inspired by Akira Kurosawa’s The Hidden Fortress (which creator George Lucas has acknowledged, by the way), this franchise is now a beloved institution for nerds everywhere featuring intergalactic battles, Jedi knights, droids, aliens, an evil empire, the Force, as well as the classic struggle between good and evil. Now 2 good sequels, 3 mediocre prequels, nearly 40 years, and millions of dollars in merchandise later, the Star Wars franchise has been enjoyed by generations of fans of all ages. You might see this by the sheer numbers of Star Wars stuff you see on the internet. And in December 18th, Star Wars: The Force Awakens will be released in theaters, that will reunite at least 3 members from the original cast. You might be asking as to why the hell I’m doing posts on Star Wars in early November when the new movie won’t be out for another month. Well, I can explain. For one, the new Star Wars movie will be out at a time when I’ll be busy with my Christmas posts. Doing posts on Star Wars now will get it out of the way. Second, I’ve already said I’d do Star Wars posts after I was done with the Hunger Games so I might as well stick to it. Third, Star Wars has millions of fans all over the world so doing posts on the franchise to cash in is a good way to get more views between Halloween and Thanksgiving. And finally, doing Star Wars posts early gives people plenty of time to see them. So there.

Unsurprisingly, Star Wars does have a lot of fans who like to dress up for occasions like movie premieres, conventions, cosplay, and Halloween. And yes, the movies do have tons of costumes as well, particularly when you’re talking about Padme Amidala’s wardrobe in the prequel series, which would make her the undisputed fashion queen of the franchise. This is why I open with pictures of her. At any convention you’re bound to see people dress as Star Wars characters like Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Han Solo, Darth Vader, Chewbacca, C-3PO, R2-D2, Boba Fett, Yoda, Lando Calrissian, Obi Wan Kenobi, and others. But you’d also see people dress up as minor alien characters, minor droids, clones, Imperial Stormtroopers, Jawa, Rebel pilots, fighter craft, the Death Star, and more. Some may even have costume combinations like Princess Vader or Steampunk. And yes, you see people of all ages and sometimes entire families in Star Wars apparel. Some of these costumes may be bought. Others were created by the fans themselves. So for your reading pleasure, here is a treasure trove of the many Star Wars fan costumes that you might see on December 18th. May the Force be with you. Always.

Sometimes even Imperial Stormtroopers need a day off now and then.

Nothing like seeing a couple of Stormtroopers walking their dogs on a quiet afternoon. Of course, I didn’t know they wore any accessories on their uniforms.

2. Luke Skywalker is just as good with a lightsaber as he is with a blaster.

Of course, both take two hands to operate. One of which Darth Vader cuts off before he tells Luke that he’s his father.

3. As Star Wars taught all of us, a girl’s best friend is her R2 unit.

Because if Princess Leia didn’t have R2-D2 to send a message to Obi Wan Kenobi, she’d be dead. Still, this picture is so precious.

4. Of course, you can’t have a Star Wars convention without Boba Fett, even if his armor is a little rusty.

Now this was a DIY costume but looks almost like the real thing. Well, minus the jetpack at least.

5. Some droids costumes are easier to make than others.

Now this droid costume was made from stuff you’d find at a hardware store. Not sure what kind of droid it’s supposed to be.

6. If you dress in the iconic Princess Leia outfit, make sure your hair looks like cnnabuns.

Yeah, the Princess Leia hairstyle might be the hardest part of that costume. Then again, it might be a wig.

7. Look like a sunrise in this Padme costume from Episode II.

Yes, I know the love scenes in that movie were essential. But still, could've they just Anikan with an actor Natalie Portman could actually have chemistry with?

Yes, I know the love scenes in that movie were essential. But still, could’ve they just Anakin Skywalker with an actor Natalie Portman could actually have chemistry with?

8. Anyone can get into the Star Wars cosplay action, even the pets.

Let’s see the humans are Chewbacca and Princess Leia. The dogs are Darth Vader, an Ewok, R2-D2, and possibly Obi Wan Kenobi.

9. When it comes to small children, you can always dress them as Ewoks.

Yes, I know Ewoks aren’t well liked by some of the fans. But come on, this costume seemed quite easy to make. Not sure if I’d want the kid holding a spear though.

10. Because every girl should be able to be Princess Darth Vader.

Now this is a pretty princess you don’t want to mess with. Because she’ll either force choke you, blow up your planet, or cut off your hand with her pink lightsaber.

11. Snow White Fett will always be the fairest bounty hunter in the land.

Of course, you have to like how she's wearing a red bow and has one on her helmet. Yes, you get costumes like this.

Of course, you have to like how she’s wearing a red bow and has one on her helmet. And she has 7 little men to help her.

12. Even Muppets like to dress up as Stormtroopers now and then.

Looks like Kermit and Gonzo are enjoying some time at Comic Con. Wonder if Miss Piggy is wearing a Slave Leia costume.

13. As Queen of Naboo, Padme Amidala was the fashionista of the galaxy.

Still, I’m not sure if this outfit is complete without some epic shoulder pads. But yeah, she dressed this way a lot in Episode I.

14. All this Stormtrooper wanted to be was a prima ballerina in Swan Lake. But parents had other ideas.

Now this is just hysterical. Still, I think the armor might put a dent in the drama though.

15. Of course, we all know that Darth Vader had to start out as Anakin Skywalker.

Now I think this guy is more rugged than Hayden Christensen. Then again, that’s not saying much.

16. “Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.”

Now that’s just so cute, isn’t it? Love how the R2-D2 costume, which is DIY.

17. Looks like this C-3PO is going to a disco.

Yeah, a C-3PO polyester costume isn’t very flattering. This is especialyl true with a blond afro and big gold sunglasses.

18. Seems like this Anakin Skywalker has gone to the Dark Side.

Yeah, once a Jedi has yellow eyes, there’s no turning back. Well, except maybe years later when you’re on life support and Sidious is electrocuting your son.

19. Sometimes the best costumes in Star Wars conventions tend to be the most original.

Now this woman isn’t a particular character from the franchise. She’s the introduction as you look on her dress and purse.

20. What kind of Star Wars Convention would it be without Admiral Akbar?

Best known for, “It’s a trap!” Still, not sure why he’s a rather popular character in the franchise.

21. It’s said that Darth Vader fiddled while Alderaan blew up.

Not sure if a street musician in a Darth Vader mask is bound to earn any money. That is, unless he threatens to force choke you if you don’t give him any spare change or adulation.

22. Who says that Darth Vader can’t be sexy in a corset, garters, and miniskirt?

Let’s just say reenacting some scenes from The Empire Strikes Back in this with your boyfriend is bound to be awkward. This is especially if he’s playing Luke Skywalker.

23. Of course, you can also dress up in Imperial Battle equipment to stand out.

Still, this little boy better watch out for Ewoks. I’ve seen how they destroyed such equipment with their technology and it’s not pretty.

24. Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia do make great sibling costumes for Halloween.

Thankfully, these two kids have been around each other long enough to know that they’re brother and sister. With Luke and Leia, this wasn’t the case.

25. When it comes to battle, clone troops know how to use the big guns.

Now that’s a really convincing costume. I mean even the outfit looks like it’s got some use.

26. Guess Queen Amidala doesn’t really want her picture taken.

Now that is a convincing costume. Wonder if it’s bought or DIY. Probably bought.

27. Seems like this Death Star is ready to blow up a planet.

Now this is a clever costume. Love how she used part of the Death Star as a skirt. But yeah, it looks ready to blow up Alderaan.

28. Now I don’t know which character this is but looks pretty familiar to me.

Oh, wait, that’s Princess Leia from Return of the Jedi. She’s in disguise to defrost and rescue Han Solo.

29. If you don’t have a small child to dress as an Ewok, you can always use a plushie.

Now we all know that’s supposed to be Princess Leia in the closest thing she’ll have for camo. Still, it’s a pretty creative Endor costume.

30. It’s said that aluminum foil has some resemblance to carbonite.

From the looks of it, it seems like there’s a sibling rivalry going on here. Still, this is a great costume combination though I feel bad for Han Solo.

31. Of course, people tend to forget the samurai Stormtrooper from feudal Japan.

Still, I wouldn’t worry about him when he goes on a rampage with his sword. Because we all know that Imperial Stormtroopers never hit anything.

32. You can’t have a Star Wars convention without a homemade Chewbacca costume.

Now this really looks like Chewie. Almost as if this costume was made for the movies.

33. Now I can’t do a post on Star Wars costumes without including Slave Leia at some point.

This is guaranteed to attract some adolescent boys and young men. Still, she did manage to strangle Jabba the Hutt to death in it.

34. If you’re an X-Wing pilot, you can always take your spacecraft with you.

Now this is a clever homemade costume. Love how the X-Wing was made from cardboard boxes.

35. You don’t become a dark lord of the galaxy unless you wear a menacing mask and a long black tutu.

Now this is just clever. She even made the Darth Vader mask, too.

36. Looks like somebody isn’t happy with his daughter dating.

Just you wait, Han. Once he’s Darth Vader and in Cloud City, he’s going to freeze you in carbonite for Boba Fett to take to Jabba the Hutt.

37. Of course, Yoda isn’t the only alien Jedi out there.

Seem to remember these two Jedi from Episode II. And I think they both died in Episode III.

38. Finally, a Star Wars alien even James T. Kirk could love.

I think this might be a Twilek, whatever that is. Still, Captain Kirk would find her irresistible since he goes for green girls.

39. Of course, when your family consists of Han Solo, Princess Leia, and Chewie, you just have to get a Millennium Falcon stroller.

Now the Millennium Falcon stroller is so clever. Still, love how Chewie has a pink ribbon and purse. So cute.

40. If you’re a mom, then a Princess Leia and Ewok costume might do nicely for you and your little one.

Now I’m sure an Ewok costume is quite easy to make. Just get a little teddy bear costume and hood. So adorable.

41. And you thought only men were Jedi. Well, you’d be wrong.

Still, unless we’re talking about Clone Wars, female Jedi don’t usually have speaking roles. They just function as extras in the prequels.

42. If you love Star Wars and the 1950s, then you’ll love this Wampa skirt.

Now this is just so funny. Who knew that you can mash up a maimed monster on Hoth with a poodle skirt?

43. Wonder what you’d do if you see Jawa at your door.

Ah, the Jawa, the guys who sold C-3PO and R2-D2 to Luke and his step uncle. Nice fellows. Sad they were killed by Stormtroopers.

44. Remember, you’re never too young to be an X-Wing pilot.

Now this is so adorable. Wonder if he has a little X-Wing stroller.

45. While Slave Ariel might be as dumb as dirt, she knows her way around a fork.

Still, at least she uses her fork for higher things like strangling Jabba the Hutt. Then again, Ariel was never one of my favorite Disney princesses. Such an immature brat.

46. Sometimes it doesn’t take much to do Han Solo in carbonite.

Wonder if that’s plaster or something else. Still, this is a pretty clever, indeed.

47. Star Wars: a science fiction saga for the whole family since 1977.

Now this is just so adorable. Let’s see we have Anakin, Padme, Princess Leia, Chewbacca, and Yoda.

48. If you want a pretty Star Wars costume, you can always go with Padme’s from the lake in Naboo.

Reminds me of one of the costumes you’d see at a Renaissance Festival. That or something a Disney princess would wear.

49. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a Wookie Bounty Hunter.

Well, a wookie with some elaborate weaponry and tools. Guess Chewie would envy him since he can’t afford all that.

50. If you have daughters, you can always dress them up as droids.

In some ways, C-3PO and R2-D2 are the real heroes in Star Wars. This is especially the case with R2-D2 who keeps saving everyone’s ass all the time.

51. Didn’t know that cardboard can make great coverings for C-3PO.

Now this is quite creative. Still, I have to wonder how C-3PO got coverings after Anakin had been away from Tatooine for years to become a Jedi.

52. Who knew that Ewoks walked on all fours.

Now this is an easy Star Wars costume for dogs. In this case, the dog actually almost looks like an Ewok.

53. Even among girls, Star Wars fandom tends to start at a young age.

Now I the guy here is Hayden Christensen who played Anakin Skywalker in the prequels. I think he’s a shitty actor. Still, this picture is adorable.

54. Now this Imperial Stormtrooper loves to do it the American way.

Yes, this is a Captain America Stormtrooper. Yes, it looks cool. But I don’t know what side he’s on.

55. Of course, it doesn’t hurt for a Stormtrooper to dress in pink.

Isn’t that a little short for a Stormtrooper? Still, even with the blaster, it’s still pretty adorable.

56. When it comes to introducing your kids to Star Wars, it’s doesn’t hurt to start early.

Funny, how Yoda is over 900 years old and is one of the oldest characters in the franchise. Yet, due to his size, he’s more of a little kid costume.

57. Seems like Princess Leia cat sees something off with that Stormtrooper.

Well, even fans tend to dress their pets once in awhile. Still, I like the cat’s Princess Leia wig for some reason.

58. Didn’t know that wookies came in all kinds of colors.

Now these are in pink, purple, and light blue. And they all have matching blasters. No, it’s not a drug trip.

59. Sometimes it takes two to make a costume.

Now this is an AT-AT. It was seen in the Empire Strikes Back. X-Fighters were supposed to tie their legs together and make them explode.

60. There are some little girls who want to be Jedi, just like their mothers.

Now this is adorable. Still, I don’t think female Jedi can have children if I’m not mistaken. Aren’t they supposed to be celibate?

61. Nothing is cuter than a baby wookie.

Still, when they grow up, they tend to leave a lot of hair everywhere. Han Solo would know all too well.

62. Now this is what I call a Jedi family.

Still, that is no way to hold a lightsaber. But I wonder if the mom is supposed to be Padme or Leia in another outfit.

63. Queen Elsa isn’t the only one who can brave the cold.

Yes, this is the Leia on Hoth costume from The Empire Strikes Back. I think she kissed her brother in this and had some sexual tension with Han.

64. When you don’t have the makeup for Han Solo in carbonite, make the costume your color.

Now that’s one way to work around it. Seems happy that he doesn’t have to wash his face afterwards.

65. Of course, you have to shimmer like Padme in this purple dress.

I wonder if any of Padme’s wardrobe designers are regular Renaissance Festival attendees. It would explain a lot.

66. Sorry, but you can’t resist the power of the Dark Side.

Yes, I’m sure Sith lords have to hang out, too, you know. But, Emperor Sidious, stay off of Vader’s kids.

67. Seems that Princess Leia wasn’t the only one in her family with cinnabun hair.

Now this is another Padme costume from Episode II. And yes, it also looks like it’s from a Renaissance Festival.

68. Of course, now that Star Wars has been bought by Disney, Disney Princess Jedi rule!

Now we have Mulan, Belle, Pocahontas, Jasmine, and Ariel. And all are wielding lightsabers but have no princes.

69. Now this Luke Skywalker can really use the Force.

Almost does look like an older Mark Hamil. However, I’m sure it’s not him, since he has a toy lightsaber in his hand.

70. Seems like Padme enjoys the breeze of Tatooine.

Now I think this is in Tunisia. Not sure if it’s safe to go there anymore. Not that I’d want to.

71. In the months ahead, it wouldn’t hurt to go as a Wampa.

Now this is how you design a costume for a winter monster on Hoth. Still, stay away from lightsabers.

72. Of course, you don’t have to be a girl to dress up as Princess Leia. Nor do you have to be a guy to dress up as Han Solo.

Don’t know what to think of seeing Slave Leia in a beard. Still, doesn’t look as bad as I thought.

73. Now this Obi Wan Kenobi doesn’t seem too happy.

“Excuse me, but can you direct me toward the men’s room? Anyone?”

74. Nevertheless, you can’t forget the touching relationship between Han Solo and Chewbacca.

Now that costume set up is adorable. I mean who can’t love this picture with this little boy as Han and his dog as Chewie.

75. You might want to stop or these guys will shoot.

Just tell them that you don’t have the droids they’re looking for. Still, there’s a chance they might look in your trunk, if they’re smart.

76. Seems like this is a job for Princess Leia Wonder Woman.

Now this is a Wonder Woman Slave Leia costume. She even has the cinnabun hair.

77. Looks like this Darth Vader has to take his AT-AT for a walk.

Now this is clever cosplay if you think about it. Still, the AT-ATs were huge in the movies.

78. So I guess these are the Stormtroopers Luke and Han stole their clothes from.

Still, I think Luke and Han took their helmets, too, if I’m not mistaken. Then again, without the helmets it wouldn’t be funny.

79. Don’t worry, Steampunk Leia is here to fix it and save the day.

Now you might see a lot of Star Wars steampunk mashups. Still, I think this is one of the best.

80. Of course, it can be difficult to make a cute costume of the disgusting Jabba the Hutt.

Now this Jabba is so adorable that you’d wouldn’t want Leia to strangle him. This kid must have very creative parents.

81. If you want a date, ladies, then C-3PO is the droid you’re looking for.

Now this is pretty clever if you think about it. It helps that he speaks millions of languages, possibly including Klingon.

82. Nothing makes a woman feel more beautiful than her Jedi robes.

Sometimes I wish I could wear those. They look so comfy. Guess that’s why Obi Wan Kenobi wore his for years.

83. Of course, it’s said that an R2 unit makes a great baby stroller.

Now this is so adorable. Still, you have to wonder if the parents had too much time on their hands.

84. Seems like Qui Gon Jin and Obi Wan Kenobi are together again at Comic Con.

Now this is pretty funny and I know the guy on the left is Obi Wan Kenobi. But those outfits look so comfy.

85. This little Boba Fett has something for Jabba the Hutt.

Yes, I know parenting does take sacrifice. And sometimes this means being Han Solo in carbonite while your kid is Boba Fett.

86. “Step away from your X-Wing with your hands up, Rebel scum!”

Yes, this is a cosplay depicting an X-Wing pilot being captured by the Empire’s fighter pilots. Yes, it looks kind of scary but they’re fans having a good time.

87. Of course, it’s hard to tell who’s the master in this one.

I know that’s supposed to look like Yoda training Luke Skywalker. But come on, this Yoda is a baby for God’s sake.

88. If you’re a woman with a dog, why not dress up as Princess Leia and an Ewok?

Guess you can bring your pets to Star Wars conventions. Still, this is very clever if you think about it.

89. Seems like Daddy’s little princess is taking a bad road to the Dark Side.

Then again, this Darth Vader is probably a great dad who’s totally fine with his daughter dressing like that. Not like Darth Vader in the movies who blew up his little girl’s planet.

90. Now Padme Amidala sure looks lovely in white and ruffles, doesn’t she?

Now this is a lovely costume. Almost looks like the real thing. Then again, that’s the magic of cosplay.

91. Of course, I couldn’t do a post on Star Wars costumes without including General Grievous.

Now this guy is mostly in the cape because Grievous is a very skinny guy. But he does know his way around a few lightsabers.

92. You can either go as an Imperial fighter pilot or as an Imperial fighter.

Yes, it looks a little flat. But it’s cardboard. Still, you have to admire his effort.

93. Remember, the family that does Star Wars together, stays together.

Let’s see, the parents are a Stormtrooper and Princess Leia. The kids are Darth Vader, Yoda, and R2-D2. Still, the tutu is so cute.

94. There is no bigger top dog in the galaxy than Pug Vader.

Yes, he might not look like much. But if you ever dare attack or fail him, he will force choke you with a vengeance.

95. When it comes to Star Wars conventions, it’s best that you be careful around Darth Maul.

I mean this guy was one of the few to ever kill Liam Neeson. Think about it.

96. You never know who you’d meet as an X-Wing pilot in the Rebel Alliance.

And these two are holding each other’s helmets. Still, in the original trilogy, why is it that almost all of them are men?

97. There is nothing romantic in the galaxy than a wedding between those giving their lives for the Empire.

Yeah, enjoy it while it lasts. Because I know that what they’re suited is for the good guys to shoot at.

98. Of course, there’s nothing in a Star Wars convention than seeing a woman in her fashionable Jedi robes.

You see, ladies, there our great outfits that don’t cause bodily discomfort. And they’re just as practical as they are comfortable.

99. Some may feel blue, while some Star Wars aliens are blue.

I don’t think you see these Twilek aliens in the movies. But I have seen plenty in fan costumes on Pinterest. Wonder why.

100. Some Stormtroopers just want to stand out among the others.

$Yes, he might be committing a lot of uniform infractions. But unlike his peers, he doesn't care what Lord Vader does to him.$

Yes, he might be committing a lot of uniform infractions. But unlike his peers, he doesn’t care what Lord Vader does to him.

May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor Dressed in These Wonderful Hunger Games Costumes

Posted by historymaniacmegan on November 1, 2015

Now that Halloween is over, I can go back to business as usual. So until Christmas comes around, no more posts about costumes, treats, crafts, or other stuff associated with special occasions. Okay, I’m wrong. Because during the next two months, two major science fiction franchises will dominate the big screen once again. One is an epic ground breaking franchise that changed the reputation of visual effects and science fiction movies in general as well as entertained generations for nearly 40 years. The other is based on a trilogy of young adult novels that were released less than 10 years ago. One is said to be a ripoff from a Japanese movie while the other actually is that even the creator admits it. One franchise will have its next installment after years of mediocre prequels and will unite 3 members of the original cast. The other will release its final installment based on the second part of the last novel. One takes place a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. The other takes place in a dystopian post-apocalyptic society in North America. One franchise involves a rebellion fighting against an evil empire in the midst of outer space and involves droids, jedi, aliens, and intergalactic battles. The other revolves around a rich capital exploiting its districts of resources and retaining control of them by forcing 24 teenagers from these districts in an annual fight to the death on live television. Still, they both involve headstrong heroines in mortal peril having to choose between a scruffy looking, dark, and handsome nerfherder who gets tortured/frozen and a sweet but seemingly wimpy light haired guy who’s not as lame or defenseless as he looks. But only one of these franchises involves a moment of incest. So to celebrate both movie franchise premieres, I have decided to attract both fan bases with my posts for Nerdvember.

Since Mockingjay Part 2 will be released in theaters on November 20th while Star Wars: The Force Awakens won’t come out until December 18th, I might as well start with The Hunger Games first. Now for those who are unfamiliar with the books or the movies, let me explain. It’s based on a trilogy of young adult novels by Suzanne Collins. The story takes place on a dystopian post-apocalyptic society in North America called Panem with a rich and technologically advanced Capitol exploiting resources from 12 districts to varying levels of poverty that it controls with iron rule. And in order to show who’s in charge, the Capitol punishes these 12 districts for a past rebellion by selecting 2 kids in each district between the ages of 12-18 to battle in a fight to the death on live television everyone’s forced to watch. Our protagonist 16-year-old Katniss Everdeen is from District 12, the poorest of these districts and and has lived in dire poverty since her father died in a mining explosion when she was 11. But unlike most Hunger Games tributes in her district, she volunteers so her 12 year old sister, Prim won’t have to go (her name was picked on the Reaping Day lottery for the girls). However, at the same time, her fellow District 12 tribute, Peeta Mellark has been in love with her since they were kids, though Katniss didn’t take notice until he admitted it on national television (though I have to admit, Peeta’s actions aren’t as dumb as they seem). Themes consist of socio-economic inequality, media manipulation, government corruption and incompetence, lack of agency, violence as entertainment, war, exploitation, imperialism, and bread and circus style politics. And despite the books being catered to kids as young as 11-13, they contain elements like public nudity, decapitation, suicide, torture, mutilation, child prostitution, being buried alive, and other psychologically and emotionally disturbing content. I am not kidding about this. Seriously, read the books and/or watch the movies to see for yourselves. So let’s just say this isn’t a family friendly franchise we’re talking about here. So if you have children under 11 or children under 13 who haven’t read the books, you might want to have them watch Star Wars instead.

Now as you might see from this glorious picture of Jennifer Lawrence from Catching Fire or almost anything Effie Trinket wears, a significant chunk of the series revolves around fashion. Of course, the poorer districts don’t get a lot of elaborate outfits. But once you get to the Capitol, yeah, you see all kinds of wild and crazy outfits that you’d think you were in the middle of a Lady Gaga music video. Katniss and her fellow tributes themselves even have their own fashion designer and stylists once in the Capitol so they can look pretty on the cameras for interviews. This comes especially for Katniss and tributes from the poorer districts since they basically don’t have the time to worry about their looks or basic hygiene in that matter. Yeah, they have much bigger things to worry about like eating and other basic needs. And yes, tributes do get put in a lot of ridiculous outfits as you might see. Still, the Hunger Games does have its share of fans dressing up as various characters for nerd conventions, Halloween, or their movie premieres. For girls Katniss Everdeen and Effie Trinket are usually popular choices while Ceasar Flickerman and Seneca Crane are the ones I most often see for guys. So for this post I decided to feature costumes from the movies but worn by the fans. Many of these will be DIY just because it more or less shows the creative spirit. So without further adieu, I present a treasury of Hunger Games fans in their costumes. And may the odds be ever in your favor.

In Panem, you always need Peacekeepers to tame the masses, especially at Comic Con.

Now Peacekeepers are the Hunger Games equivalent to Imperial Stormtroopers. Yet, their main function is maintaining order and suppress dissidence through coercion and brutality.

2. Now you can dress up like Katniss Everdeen as the Mockingjay.

Of course, this might mean being a figurehead for the Rebellion headed by someone who doesn’t really like you. But still, the outfit is badass.

3. If you have two daughters, remember that it doesn’t cost a lot of money to dress them as the Everdeen sisters.

I’m sure Katniss’s parents didn’t buy most of her costume, especially the bow and ripped up pants. Still, that’s an adorable picture.

4. Remember, it’s never too early to give your daughter archery lessons.

Now this is an adorable Katniss costume, which seems like an easy costume to make. Still, while Katniss Everdeen is a great role model for girls, I’m not sure if she makes a great toddler costume.

5. Now Effie Trinket just has to look her best on Reaping Day.

Now you’ll see a lot of Effie Trinket in this post for obvious reasons. And yes, it’s probably just as fun of a costume to make.

6. Hey, I didn’t know that Effie and Haymitch were a couple.

I’m sure Haymitch didn’t spend much time or money on his costume, save maybe for the wig. Still, the glass is appropriate since the guy is an alcoholic. But you can’t blame him.

7. Be the “Girl on Fire” with this Katniss Everdeen costume.

Now this costume is from the first movie. But for safety’s sake she had to use a cape of orange cloth and Christmas lights.

8. Of course, if you’re a guy who likes the Hunger Games but don’t want to dress in drag, you can always go as Caesar Flickerman.

Now Caesar Flickerman is a talk show host for the Hunger Game who’s played by Stanley Tucci. Of course, he’s best known for his blue wig and dazzling smile.

9. Of course, you can make an Effie Trinket costume from just about anything, even newspapers.

Let’s just say this would be Effie Trinket if she were promoting an environmental message. Well, if she wasn’t too busy selecting tributes for Reaping Day and prepping them for a televised teenage death match.

10. Of course, a shiny blue dress and green wig will make the perfect Effie Trinket costume.

Of course, you might notice that Effie Trinket is a popular costume. Yeah, as long as you have a puffy silk dress and a funky wig, then you can have your own Effie Trinket costume.

11. If you survive the Hunger Games, you’re bound to end up with some scrapes and bruises.

However, all this isn’t nearly as bad as the lifetime of PTSD that you’d be dealing with. By the way, this is supposed to be Katniss.

12. Who knew that Effie Trinket could look so good in pink?

Guess Effie Trinket from the Hunger Games has given a new life to 1980s prom dresses everywhere. Let’s just say if you want to dress up as her, it’s best to go DIY.

13. Who says that Hunger Games cosplay should just be reserved for humans?

Of course, I’m positive that this canine Katniss doesn’t need arrows to kill squirrels. It’s has stuff to do so like teeth.

14. Effie Trinket or Jean Harlow?

Now this is another incarnation of Effie Trinket. But your grandparents might think it’s the 1930s platinum blond bombshell who died at 26 of kidney failure.

15. Not sure if Effie’s going to tolerate Haymitch’s drinking at this party.

Still, you can’t blame Haymitch Abernathy for being alcoholic since he’s the last guy from District 12 to win the Hunger Games prior to Katniss and Peeta. You can guess what he had to deal with.

16. Just a couple of Peacekeepers patrolling the area. Nothing to see here.

Now these guys certainly made their own costume as you can tell by the batting helmets and football shoulder pads. Doesn’t hurt that they have toy police stuff, too.

17. Guess this is a group picture of Katniss with the Capitol prep team.

Weird to see Cinna without gold mascara. Not sure if the Asian girl in the dress is supposed to be Effie though. Still, you can see how fun it is to dress up as someone from the Capitol.

18. Is it just me or am I seeing 3 Katniss Everdeens in this one?

I’d watch where they put the arrows if I were a couple of those girls. You never know where you might shoot somebody’s eye out.

19. Which will she choose her hunting buddy or the boy with bread?

Of course, you have to like Peeta’s costume in this as well as his death glare to Gale. Yeah, the baker’s boy isn’t as docile as he looks.

20. As we all know, Katniss Everdeen is the Mockingjay.

And if you’re familiar with the events of Catching Fire, you should know that Cinna gets in big trouble for this outfit. Like getting brutally beaten as Katniss enters the Quarter Quell.

21. When you’re dressed up as Finnick Odair, make sure you have plenty of net.

Finnick Odair appears in Catching Fire as a victor from District 4, which specializes in fishing. Still, he’s not a popular costume due to dress code rules like no shirt, no shoes, no service.

22. Even girls can dress up as Effie trinket if there’s a white wig involved.

Now that’s an adorable costume. Still, I’m sure it didn’t cost much to make assuming that she had that outfit to begin with.

23. If you’re going as Caesar Flickerman, make sure your hair matches your suit.

Now the hair may not have the character. But the glittery suit definitely makes the costume in this case.

24. Of course, only in the Hunger Games are the more outlandish fashions behind the scenes.

Of course, one of Katniss’s prep team members has her skin dyed green. It’s not evident in the movies. Still, you have to admit that Seneca Crane does have an awesome beard.

25. If you’re a blond guy and your girlfriend’s Katniss, make sure you two are wearing matching windbreakers.

Of course, Katniss is wondering why Peeta isn’t wearing a backpack. Still, if you’re from the same district, it pays to match.

26. As doggie Effie Trinket says, “May the paws be ever in your favor.”

Still, I don’t think Effie wears the Mockingjay pin as I remember. But yeah, that’s sure in the real Effie Trinket spirit.

27. Even in drab, Effie Trinket is still a fun costume.

Just have some old denim clothes and you’re all set. Still, in the books, remember that Effie Trinket doesn’t defect to District 13, at least in the beginning.

28. If you want to dress as Katniss, it help if you have a fire dress.

Of course, it’s hard to tell which dress she’s wearing since she had a few outfits that caught fire. Then again, it might be the wedding dress.

29. If you’re Effie Trinket, you can’t have enough butterflies on your dress or hair.

This is modest than what Effie wore in the movie. But it’s still quite clever to say the least.

30. Of course, it’s hard to create your own Katniss wedding dress.

Let’s hope this isn’t a Hunger Games themed wedding picture. Seriously, I may like the books, but I don’t think a Hunger Games wedding is appropriate at all.

31. Of course, you can’t rock as Effie Trinket without orange and black.

From what they said about this picture, the woman dressed as Effie is supposed to be a school principal. Let’s hope it’s for a high school, shall we?

32. Let’s have some tea and a chat for President Snow.

For those planning on dressing up as President Snow for the Hunger Games movie: You’ll probably have no trouble looking for Santa Claus beards this time of year. Still, they don’t call Snow “Evil Santa” for nothing.

33. Over in the playpen, let’s turn to our very own Caesar Flickerman.

Now that’s so adorable. You have to love this costume for God’s sake, especially the blue hair and fake microphone.

34. Did I tell you that Effie Trinket really likes Monarch Butterflies?

Now that’s a butterfly dress I’m talking about. Well, at least in Effie Trinket’s case. Chances are it took a long time to make this costume.

35. Just because she’s dressed in fishnet stockings doesn’t mean she’s a hooker. She could just be dressing as Effie Trinket.

For some reason, I don’t see Effie Trinket in fishnets as very surprising. In fact, I don’t think it’s a surprise to see her in anything.

36. When you’re Effie Trinket, always make sure the right dress goes with the right hair.

And I’m sure Effie has plenty of wigs for all the dresses she wears. Yeah, it’s kind of a thing at the Capitol. Don’t ask.

37. Of course, all the Effie Trinkets will have to wait in line.

Caption: “Members of the public turn up at London’s Marylebone Station dressed as Effie Trinket as part of ‘The Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ Capitol Costume Competition in which the winner gets to attend the ‘Mokingjay: Part 1’ premiere.”

38. When you’re Effie Trinket, it helps that your hair matches your outfit.

So I guess Effie’s at some sort of tea social. Wonder what she’ll talk about there. Still, very clever.

39. Of course, to Effie Trinket, this is business casual.

Yeah, she tend to dress way more elaborately than that. Trust me. This is quite toned down, but not that much.

40. Remember if you’re in the Hunger Games, it pays not the mess with Katniss.

That doesn't mean you won't be killed though. Because we all know the Hunger Games is a fight to the death.

That doesn’t mean you won’t be killed though. Because we all know that in the Hunger Games, the competition is deadly, literally.

41. As long as it looks like flame, you’re good to go with “Girl on Fire.”

Now this is a very cool Katniss costume. Love the flame cape here. Not realistic, but what can you do.

42. If you have an afro wig, it helps that you dress up as Rue.

In the story, Rue is a tribute from District 11 who befriends Katniss. She’s about 12. Still, she doesn’t last.

43. When it comes to baby costumes, it’s easy to dress as Finnick.

He may not have a 6 pack but he’s certainly adorable. Just watch that he doesn’t hurt anybody with the trident.

44. Of course, you don’t want to steal baby Katniss’s rattle.

Not sure if I’d trust a baby with a bow and arrow. But you have to admit, this costume is adorable.

45. As we all know, the family that does the Hunger Games together, stays together.

You can see this is a mostly boys group here. Not sure what the person in red supposed to be. Johanna? An Avox? One of Katniss’s prep team?

46. Yes, Peeta, rest your weary head on Katniss’s flaming dress.

Of course, that’s not real fire. But still, the idea of Peeta resting on a flaming dress kind of makes me uncomfortable.

47. We all know how Effie Trinket tends to glimmer in gold.

Not sure if Effie Trinket wore such outfit in the movie. But I wouldn’t be surprised if she has something like this in her wardrobe.

48. When it comes to seeing the Hunger Games, make it a family affair.

Actually don’t unless your kids have read the books. Still, you have to love the parents’ costumes in this one.

49. When it comes to being the “Girl on Fire” using Christmas lights helps.

Now this looks quite cool as I do say so myself. If you’re not familiar with The Hunger Games, you wouldn’t get this.

50. Don’t know about you, but it seems that Katniss is a bit creeped out about Seneca Crane and Effie Trinket.

Still, while Seneca Crane doesn’t play a big role in the boos, he’s loved by the fans nevertheless. Probably because of his beard.

51. Who says you can’t wear a wedding dress more than once?

Well, Katniss’s wedding dress didn’t really have a veil. But still, now that she’s made it look like it’s burning, she’s bound to wear this for many occasions.

52. You wouldn’t know this but Seneca Crane is said to be a hit with the ladies.

Enjoy being a chick magnet while it lasts, Seneca. Because I’m positive that you won’t last beyond the first book. Awesome beard or not.

53. Seems like Effie Trinket is in her Sunday best.

Yes, that’s Effie Trinket. But still, a bit more toned down than other examples. Yet, I’m sure the pattern does make my eyes sore.

54. Like Katniss, a girl’s best friend is her bow.

And by “bow” I mean the one you shoot arrows with to hunt critters or tributes. Katniss knows her way around with that.

55. Now Effie Trinket has a large closet. But she’s in the mood for blue today.

Yeah, I know I’ve been showing a lot of Effie Trinket lately. But still she has a lot of outfits and looks as you can see.

56. From District 7 for the Quarter Quell, you have Joanna Mason.

Like Finnick, Johanna first appears in Catching Fire. Her district specializes in lumber. Still, she does make quite an entrance in her intro.

57. Looks a bit short for a Katniss wedding dress, doesn’t it?

Then again, perhaps a tutu is all you need in this situation. Or all you can afford. Still, pretty though.

58. With a Katniss wedding dress, you can’t have enough feathers.

Now that’s probably the closest I’ve seen to pertaining to Katniss’s wedding dress in the movie. Still, very beautiful though.

59. Looks like this little Peeta Mellark loves to smile as much as baking bread.

Of course, you can tell it’s Peeta because he’s a boy and his shirt says “12.” Other than that, he might as well be from a different district.

60. Seems like it’s just another day at the Capitol.

And it seems like President Snow had to put in the least amount of effort in his costume. I mean that white beard looks totally real.

61. Here we come to Seneca Crane about to hail a cab.

Yes, Head Gamemaker Seneca Crane has an awesome beard. Unfortunately, that doesn’t help him in his situation.

62. Remember to spread your wings like the Mockingjay.

Man, those are very big wings. Must take a lot of feathers. Hope a condor didn’t get killed to make that costume. Because it’s an endangered species.

63. In tribute parades, they always make sure the girl and the boy from each district have matching outfits.

Now this is supposed to be Katniss and Peeta from the tribute parade in the first movie. Yeah, the flames really don’t look real in this.

64. For anyone dressing as Peeta, it always helps if your suit has flames.

I don’t know about you. But this looks less like Peeta the “Boy with Bread” and more like Peeta the Used Car Salesman. Not sure why.

65. Of course, you can’t have enough ruffles if you’re Effie Trinket.

No, that’s not someone you’d see in Whoville. That’s supposed to be Effie Trinket. But yeah, she does dress like that.

66. If you’re dressed as Prim, chances are you’ll have a rather easy costume.

All that’s required are a skirt, white shirt, pigtails, shoes, and not much else. You can get most of that stuff anywhere.

67. If you like red, then a “girl on fire” dress might be your best bet.

Now Katniss wore the red dress in the first movie. But like the one in the second one, it did catch fire. Yet, it did not transform.

68. For the Quarter Quell tribute parade, you might want to go with a sleek evening dress.

Like the outfit from the first movie, this one, too caught on fire. Still, not sure if I like this outfit better.

69. Guess the critters better hide, Katniss is out hunting.

Technically Katniss is poaching for rodents. But since District 12 is so poor, the laws aren’t enforced as much. Well, at least at first.

70. What do you mean you can’t shoot arrows in a red dress?

Of course, Katniss didn’t shoot any arrows in a red dress. Well, as far as I know. But it’s nice to imagine.

71. Take a tip from Katniss and don’t shoot arrows until you see the whites of their eyes.

Now this is her wearing a wetsuit from Catching Fire. Yeah, kind of looks dumb but they were aiming for practicality there.

72. Looks like Peeta isn’t too scared being alone in the woods.

Still, Peeta’s not as much adept to wilderness survival as Katniss. But his main strength has more to do with PR.

73. Yes, I’m sure these people have come with some police escort.

Yes, they’re dressed like you’d see people in the Capitol. And yes, they look ridiculous. But that’s kind of the point.

74. Who knew Caesar Flickerman didn’t just wear blue?

Now this is what Caesar Flickerman looked like in Catching Fire. Yes, he’s wearing black and his wig is lavender.

75. Let’s just say you don’t want to get Katniss angry.

Of course, they don’t call her “the Girl on Fire” for nothing. And yes, she can kill if she has to. I mean she did survive the Hunger Games.

76. Of course, it’s said the Katniss looks quite nice in red and black.

This might be the only Katniss outfit I haven’t shown this far. Still, don’t really know what to think of it.

77. If you’re the Mockingjay, it’s best that you flaunt your wings.

Except if you’re in the Capitol during the rebellion. In that case, you better be igcognito and remain so.

78. Seems like Katniss and Peeta are taking a rest.

Well, they better not rest long. Because you know, everyone is basically trying to kill them.

79. Of course, you never know what Effie Trinket is going to wear next.

Now while I may think this look might be ridiculous to normal eyes, Effie might thing it’s great. Of course, Capitol fashion can be weird like that.

80. As you might know, you can tell that Katniss and Peeta make a cheap couples costume.

Now when Katniss and her family were starving, it was Peeta who gave her a loaf of burnt bread that his family can’t sell. Sure Peeta was better of than she was, but not that much.

The Horrifically Ghastly World of Ugly Halloween Sweaters

Posted by historymaniacmegan on October 23, 2015

Now I’m not wearing an ugly Halloween sweater here because I don’t have one. However, I do have a Halloween pin so I decided to open the post with that. Of course, my mom had to be in the background when I took this picture. Damn it.

While ugly Christmas sweaters have become classic Christmas holiday attire, you can’t say the same about ugly Halloween sweaters (mostly because people wear costumes during this time of year). However, they also exist as well and well before I was born in fact, contrary to what you might see. Of course, you usually see them on school teachers, parents, and people who give out trick or treat candy if you’re a kid. If you’re an adult, you might see them worn by co-workers once you get closer to Halloween. But they do exist and you can buy them wherever you like. In fact, there are plenty of ugly holiday sweaters for any holiday you can imagine. Even Columbus Day, which I don’t even bother to celebrate since it glamorizes colonialism and exploitation of Native Americans and I’m too busy compiling blog posts for what really matters in October. Yes, I’m talking about Halloween. You know scary monsters, haunted houses, dressing up in costumes, parades, and trick-or-treating. All Columbus Day consists of is a free day off and advertisers trying to give you a reason to get off your ass and go shopping. And if I find that there are tacky Halloween sweaters out there, I’m going to do a post on it once I find plenty that I like. So for your reading pleasure, I present to you some ghastly Halloween sweaters you might see.

Let’s start with some orange and beads.

Looks like something a kindergarten teacher would wear. Still, why does the ghost have spots? Oh, it’s to make it sparkle. Right.

2. Of course, anything can spring out from a jack o’lantern if you keep your mind at it.

Seems like this design was made possible by embroidery clubs and LSD. Seriously, flowers don’t spring up from jack o’lanterns. Nor do they have any potential to put flowers in.

3. On Halloween, it helps that you have jack o’lanterns in the pumpkin patch.

Still, that one jack o’lantern at the top doesn’t seem to have much of a smile. Or at least a symmetrical one. Looks more like it’s playing a harmonica.

4.Halloween night is always the season for trick or treating.

For some reason I find the kid dressed as a ghost quite freaky. Maybe it’s best not to show skin on that one. Still, like the spider web sleeves.

5. When it comes to night, you can make it either black or blue.

Let’s just say I think the presence of cute teddy bears gives me the impression that this sweater wasn’t made for men. Then again, I have seen men’s clothing with teddy bears while I was working at Macy’s. But still.

6. When it comes to sweater patterns, always go with candy corn, jack o’lanterns, bats, and black cats.

This one has the following but bats. But yes, it’s quite tacky and might cause some degree of eye strain.

7. You can’t have too many bats, whether skeletal or not.

Of course, seeing a bat’s skeleton while it’s in flight isn’t a good sign. It might mean that a bat has just taking off after resting on an electric fence.

8. When it comes to Halloween, everyone always loves getting candy.

Yes, we all love Halloween candy. However, I did write a post that specified which candy trick or treaters don’t want. And I included candy corn.

9. You’d never know what you’d find while trick or treating on Halloween night.

Not sure if I want to check this house. Looks pretty rickety and I saw a couple of ghosts nearby.

10. Of course, on Halloween, it’s best you go with bright and bold colors.

Now this looks like one you’d see your elementary school teacher wearing. However, at least this one doesn’t have any candy corn on it. But the witch looks blurry.

11. Traditional Halloween colors usually consist of orange, black, white, and yellow.

And this guy seems to wear this sweater in confidence despite it looking utterly ridiculous on him. Seriously, he’s dressed like the neighbor you can’t stand when you take your kids to his house for trick or treating.

12. Nothing makes Halloween better than a sequin vest.

Okay, I’m not sure what to think about sequins in craft projects and decorations. However, this looks like the kind of Halloween vest you’d wear to a disco.

13. Looks like they’re are ghosts coming from that house.

Wonder if these two ghosts have any place to go. Also, there are jack o’lanterns in the pumpkin patch. And it seems that winter came early in this one.

14. If you want to be scary, go with a sweater with skulls.

Wonder what people would think about seeing someone in that one. Then again, it might creep some people out, especially if they’re your grandparents.

15. Nothing shimmers on Halloween more than rhinestone spiders.

If you go clubbing or to a rave, this might be the kind of sweater you’d want to go with on Halloween. Of course, this one is tacky as hell.

16. Eeek! Orange spiders!

Yeah, a bright orange spider would creep me out, too. It’s simply about as natural as a radioactive one that bit Peter Parker.

17. You can make your own Halloween sweater by sewing pieces of cloth on it.

Yeah, definitely something you’d expect the kindergarten teacher to wear. Particularly the one from Recess who’s probably on her way to the loony bin.

18. You can make a Halloween vest from the leftover pieces you didn’t use for your Halloween patchwork quilt.

Now this looks like the outfit you’d expect your goofy, annoying neighbor to wear. You know, the one that reminds you of Ned Flanders.

19. Of course, pumpkin doesn’t have to be the only squash on your sweater.

You can tell this is a Halloween sweater because it has black cats on it. If it didn’t have black cats, it might as well be a Thanksgiving sweater.

20. Seems like the owl has to be beside the black cat.

And the cat seems to wear an orange witch’s hat. But the owl doesn’t look too happy. Also, the house doesn’t look that haunted.

21. Don’t know if I like the look on that witch.

I mean her chin is about as long as her nose. And there’s a ghost with a lock and chain.

22. Nothing is cuter for Halloween than a teddy bear in a jack o’lanter costume.

Actually, I think a real teddy bear dressed as a jack o’lantern would be cuter than this one. Why I didn’t put one in my teddy bear post I have no idea.

23. Heard that candy corn makes great buttons for a cardigan.

Now this one definitely looks like it was made for a teacher. There’s just something about it.

24. Beware of the ghosts in the house and the jack o’lanterns in the tree.

Is it just me or do those ghosts look a bit like Q-tips or sperm to me. Can’t say which. Also, from the look of the full moon, I think Batman might be there soon.

25. Of course, you can’t go wrong with spiderwebs and jack o’lanterns.

Seems like this guy is embarrassed to wear this. But he can’t get out of it because his mother made it for him.

26. Skeletons can dance the whole night long if they want to.

Guess these skeletons really do give bones about break dancing. Hope nobody breaks anything.

27. You might’ve heard of a Halloween sweater. But how about a Halloween dress?

Now this doesn’t look very flattering. Something about this tells me that this woman may be thinner than she looks. Not sure what.

28. Heard of a Halloween suit? Now you have.

Now this guy looks all covered in jack o’lanterns. Seems like this was made from some Halloween table cloth.

29. Things are about to get funky at the witches’ meeting.

As if the dancing witches, houses and black cats can’t make this cardigan tacky enough. It also has to be in candy corn colors. Kind of disgusting.

30. Three black cats on the fence. Wonder what that could mean?

Does it mean bad luck or just 3 cats sitting on a fence. Either way, looks like the kind of Halloween sweater you’d see on a crazy cat person.

31. Nothing like a Halloween sweater where all the pumpkins are stacked against one another.

Of course, one of the pumpkins has candy corn eyes. Another one has a sad face. And then there’s candy corn from the sky.

32. Remember that candy corn pants always goes well with a sweater of a witch flying to the moon.

Now this guy really feels like he’s rocking in that look. Like he’s now the tacky neighbor who gives out candy to trick or treaters.

33. Of course, why have a tacky Halloween sweater while you can make your dog wear one?

Not sure if dressing your dog in a candy corn sweater and hat is the right thing to do here. Seriously, that dog doesn’t look very happy in this.

34. Remember to keep your pets safe and warm this Halloween season.

I’m sure the dog doesn’t need to wear this ridiculous sweater. I mean it already has something to keep it warm and dry. It’s called fur.

35. You never know what you’ll find at a creepy haunted house this Halloween.

I don’t know if bright orange makes a great haunted house color. Seems a bit too loud for something that’s supposed to look decrepit and old.

36. With a Halloween vest, you can’t have too many bears.

Yes, bears are scary creatures you wouldn’t want to run into while in the woods. However, teddy bears are just plain adorable and not scary at all. Yeah, this is a very tacky vest.

37. Heard of a Halloween sweater? How about a Halloween poncho?

And it seems this one is in bright blue and decked with ghosts and bats. Seems that the ghosts are trying to be quite scary. Not sure if they are. Probably not.

38. Nothing makes a great Halloween sweater than a candy corn eyed teddy bear in a costume.

For some reason, the candy corn eyes make this bear look so creepy. Not sure why.

39. Why don’t you say “Happy Halloween” on your vest?

Now this looks like something a teacher would wear. But yeah, the “Happy Halloween” bit kind of makes this sweater a bit more tacky than it would be without the words.

40. Of course, anyone who loves Halloween and Atari will love this T-shirt.

I’d watch out for the green skulls if I were you. They might be zombies and after your brains.

41. Nothing brings in the Halloween spirit than a sweater depicting a headless witch.

For some reason, I thought this was a sweater depicting a burning windmill. And I wondered why the hell would anyone want a Halloween sweater of that? The headless witch idea makes more sense.

42. Of course, if you want style, go with some Halloween houndsooth.

Sorry, but houndsooth is a pattern for business attire. Not for Halloween attire. And bright orange, seriously?

43. On Halloween, you can’t get enough pumpkins and candy.

Of course, this is a colorful cardigan with the candy and all. However, I’m not sure about the pumpkins.

44. When it comes to Halloween sweaters, you can’t ignore the classics such as an orange one with a jack o’lantern.

Luckily for him, he can wear this to a Halloween party and everyone would assume it’s his costume. Still, pretty tacky if you get my drift.

45. When it comes to Halloween, I’m sure a skeleton shirt will make it all hang out.

I think this woman should cover up if you ask me. She’s showing too much of herself at the moment.

46. If you want to hear some scary stories, you can’t do better than the tales of Edgar Allan Poe.

Now this is a clever sweater idea. Poe is indeed quite menacing in this. Still, wonder if he’ll freak out trick or treaters with this one.

47. Nothing brings out the spirit of Halloween than skeletons going boogie at a disco club.

Hope neither ruptures a hip. Or cause any scare among the other dancers. Still, this is quite funny.

48. Seems like this witch has a lot of stuff in her closet.

Let’s see. She has 3 dresses, 4 pairs of boots, 4 hats, and 3 brooms. And I thought witches wore the same thing all the time.

49. Nothing says Halloween like a diamond and skull sweater vest.

Now I’m sure such sweater vests aren’t seen as cool. Still, this is quite funny. Wonder who’d be creeped out by this.

50. Now this is a great Halloween sweater for any crazy cat lady.

When looking at this sweater do you get the feeling that you’re being watched? Or is it just me? Do those eyes seem creepy to you?

51. Beaded sequins always makes your Halloween sweaters shimmer and stand out.

Not sure if the flashy stuff on this makes it look better or worse. Either way, it sure looks tacky. Also, what’s with the ghosts.

52. If you like a checkered pattern, I’m sure you can get pumpkins to fit in any shape.

Seems like some of these pumpkins don’t like being confined to an unnatural shape. Others seem to be quite square.

53. At night, you’re bound to see an owl on a perch.

Now that looks like an owl you can see from a mile. Still, its feathers have sequins and it’s gleaming with starry eyes.

54. Apparently, some dead body can’t seem to take their hands off her.

Let’s just say that this is the kind of shirt nobody should wear on Halloween, especially where there’s kids trick or treating. Kids might not understand but their parents would. Also, hands are said to glow in the dark.

55. If you want to get festive, you can always go with rows.

Now this one seems to be made in true ugly Christmas sweater fashion. Kids might already see this one among the adults giving them candy.

56. Anyone wearing a ghost costume, raise your hands.

Seems that ghost costumes tend to be the easiest to sew on. Still, doesn’t seem like spooky attire if you ask me.

57. You might not know it but ghosts seem to have a thing for spiderwebs.

Not sure what the spiders would think. But I don’t think the ghosts seem to care. Still, I’m sure ghosts don’t eat candy.

58. You can’t have a Halloween sweater without including a scarecrow.

And there’s that teddy bear in the pumpkin costume again. Kind of like the two ghosts though. And the jack o’lantern.

59. Of course, nothing makes your Halloween vest stand out like shiny materials and embroidery.

Now this is just plain crazy. I mean brown ghosts? And what are those green things? Are they supposed to be plants?

60. You don’t get enough of Halloween until you wear a sweater like this.

Now this seems like a tacky patchwork in the making. Still, the pumpkin seems smiling but there doesn’t seem to be a candle in it.

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