Uninspiring Olympic Uniforms

Posted by historymaniacmegan on July 11, 2016

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While most sports teams have uniforms, the ones athletes wear during the Olympics usually get a lot of attention from the press. They may be designed by someone famous like Ralph Lauren if you’re talking about the Team USA. However, a lot of times the attention isn’t always going to be good. And let’s just say even Ralph Lauren has gotten criticism for his creations even though this blogger thinks his clothes are overpriced and overrated anyway. Then again, sports clothes were built for function, not effect. And it’s no surprise that a lot of these outfits would fail on the runway at a fashion show. Then again, the world of the fashion runway is one that’s set in a whole different universe from our own and has no relevance in our lives. But there are a lot of ugly Olympic uniforms out there, some more so than others. You have to wonder how these even got made at times. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a look at some of the big Olympic uniform catastrophes. Most are from opening ceremonies and general team outfits unless explained otherwise.

1992 Winter Olympics in Albertville, France: South Korea

I guess 1980s ski outfits weren't on their way out at this point. And Team South Korea has to parade in PennDOT yellow.

I guess 1980s ski outfits weren’t on their way out at this point. And Team South Korea has to parade in special PennDOT yellow.

2. 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain: Spain

Didn’t know Spain would model their uniforms after the McDonald’s drive-thru worker in Saturday Night Fever. And no, I don’t want fries with that.

3. 1908 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain: Denmark Women’s Gymnastics

From New Republic: “At the 1908 games in London, the Danish women’s gymnastics team undertook incredible feats of flexibility, considering their team uniforms are straitjackets.” Wonder what the women’s swim team wore that year. Consider if they had a women’s swim team.

4. 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia: Lithuania

I’m not sure what the average Lithuanian thinks of when they view these uniforms. But when I look at them, I imagine a PennDOT worker during an epic blizzard.

5. 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia: France

Think of a suit jacket and women’s trench coat repurposed into a bathrobe. And use a depressing gray color along with it. You get these.

6. 1968 Summer Olympics in Mexico City, Mexico: United States

From Ugly Sweaters: “This badass team had soul. Solid! Coincidentally the singing group “Color Me Bad” would try to resurrect this look later but it looked a little more… jive-ass.” Apparently, this fashion was all the rage at the time.

7. 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, Utah, USA: Australia

One Australian newspaper likened them to the Hogwarts class of 1999. However, I find that comment insulting, to Hogwarts. At least their uniforms come with awesome black robes.

8. 2004 Summer Olympics in Athens, Greece: Japan

For God’s sake, Japan, this is an Olympic opening ceremony, not an Easter parade! Seriously, get it right.

9. 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain: Spain

Or as I called it: What it would look like if McDonald’s employees were made to wear outfits designed by NASCAR and Christian Dior. I think I’ve made my point.

10. 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain: Togo

Can someone tell Togo that the 1990s are over? Also, lime green? Really?

11. 1980 Winter Olympics in Lake Placid, New York, USA: United States

Apparently, the US decided to go with the Hopalong Cassidy winter edition. On bright side, at least the US beat the Russians in hockey that year.

12. 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain: Germany

Uh, Germany, are your athletes competing in the Olympics or trying to promote tourism? Because those uniforms just don’t cut it.

13. 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada: Azerbaijan

From Fast Company: “Say what you want about the fluffy white fur trapper hats, when Team Azerbaijan made their entrance, we couldn’t help focusing below the belt. Psychadelic paisley in the colors of the Azerbaijani flag is kind of like an (acid) party in your pants.”

14. 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada: Finland

From Fast Company: “Is it sports or science? Looks as though the designer of Team Finland’s jackets had circuit boards—rather than snowboards—on the brain.” Or perhaps the designer was aiming for a “winter camo” look. Whatever that is.

15. 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada: United States Freestyle Ski Aerials

Sure freestyle ski aerials may look awesome to watch. But in a re-imagined set of Captain America pajamas? Not so much.

16. 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing, China: Hungary

Uh, Hungary, what are those red splotches on your uniforms? Is it spilled red dye or blood? Because the latter might get you subjected under an IOC investigation for vampirism.

17. 1992 Summer Olympics in Barcelona, Spain: Australia

Apparently, the Australian team decided to go with a style inspired by what your grandpa would wear during the 1970s. And yes, it’s as bad as you’d expect.

18. 1992 Summer Olympics in Barcelona, Spain: China

For some reason, the Chinese Team that year went with pastel lavender track suits. We’re still asking for an explanation to this day.

19. 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio de Janiero, Brazil: China

And it seems that they went with what you’d expect a McDonald’s worker to wear in Casablanca. I mean in the iconic 1940s movie starring Humphrey Bogart.

20. 1988 Winter Olympics in Calgary, Alberta, Canada: Canada

Apparently, cowboys were all the rage in the 1980s. So the Canadians had to have such outfits for their Olympics, too. Still, mountie costumes would’ve been more appropriate.

21. 1992 Winter Olympics in Albertville, France: Russia

Just because a fashion might look cool in a 1940s movie doesn’t mean it would look great at the Olympics or anywhere else. These 1940s inspired Russian uniforms illustrate my point.

22. 2004 Summer Olympics in Athens. Greece: Australia

Green windbreakers with stars on them? Are you nuts, Australia? I wouldn’t want to be caught dead in one of these.

23. 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing, China: France

Well, those uniforms look very, uh, French. Also, are those women wearing kimono ties on their waists? That ain’t right.

24. 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain: Great Britain

Well, having 1970s inspired track suits are one thing. But gold patch armpits? You got to be kidding me.

25. 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing, China: New Zealand

Do they have bowling in the Olympics? If so, does New Zealand have a bowling team? It would explain a lot.

26. 1976 Summer Olympics in Montreal, Quebec, Canada: France

France, just because the Madeline books make great children’s literature, doesn’t mean your Olympic uniforms have to be designed from them. And in baby blue?

27. 1960 Summer Olympics in Rome, Italy: United States

These guys can break out in a barbershop quartet at any minute. You’ll never know. Too bad there’s no Olympic barbershop quartet event.

28. 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain: Sweden

The Blues Clues Brigade has arrived at the stadium. Seriously, Sweden, stop dressing like you’re on a children’s show.

29. 1948 Winter Olympics in St. Mortiz, Switzerland: US Women’s Skiing

Guess these ladies decided to go with what they wore at the munitions factory during WWII. Well, at least it looks that way.

30. 1960 Winter Olympics in Squaw Valley, California, USA: Australia Ice Hockey

From Whitelines: “Pin-striped suit trousers, patent black shoes (I would not like to walk on snow in those!) and a mustard-coloured sweater with a Peter Pan collar. They look like some sort of Nordic Christmas choir. Poor Australia, they produce talent like Torah and then disastrous outfits like this.”

31. 1972 Winter Olympics in Sapporo, Japan: Canada Skiing

From Whitelines: “But the girls! Mini skirts and bare legs! They must be freezing their asses off. This isn’t a Newcastle night out! Someone obviously felt sorry for them and whacked those hideous Yeti shoes on their feet. And they seem to have recruited Velma from Scooby Doo into their ranks.”

32. 1924 Winter Olympics in Chamonix, France: US Bobsleigh

From Whitelines: “No one is entirely sure who these fellas are, apart from the fact they’re one of the first ever Olympic bobsleigh teams with a truly out-there fashion sense. Clearly the dude on the far right didn’t get the memo: “I said Breton stripes, not sabotage the American flag!” And when did pantaloons go out of fashion – 1601?”

33. 1992 Summer Olympics in Barcelona, Spain: Canada

Sorry, Canada, but the tacky tourist look really isn’t for you. Also, the maple leaf gloves, really?

34. 1984 Winter Olympics in Sarajevo, former Yugoslavia (now in Bosnia-Herzegovina): United States

Once again, they went with the cowboy option. How original and trendsetting (sarcasm). The sign says it all.

35. 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia: Norway Men’s Curling

I remember when they debuted these. Let’s just say, they’ll go well in my ugly Christmas sweater posts quite nicely.

36. 2000 Summer Olympics in Sydney, Australia: Japan

Apparently, it’s said that their capes were designed by Lisa Frank. Seriously, Japan, just go with the black outfits and leave the capes at home.

37. 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain: Malaysia

For the love of God, animal prints are tacky as hell. What’s tackier? This.

38. 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain: Ukraine

The men’s outfits were inspired by 1970s fashion. The women’s, I have no idea. Seriously, I don’t.

39. 1992 Winter Olympics in Albertville, France: US Biathlon

Could you imagine Ned Flanders in a star spangled ski outfit? Well, here’s a good visual approximation.

40. 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada: Czech Republic.

And it seems that they went with outfits patterned after Jackson Pollock paintings. Really something I don’t want to see.

41. 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia: Ukraine

Don’t look too much into the jackets. Might hurt your eyes. And no, something’s not going to jump out at you like in those magic eye pics.

42. 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, Utah, USA: Mexico

For some reason, their outfits were inspired by Top Gun. And no, they can’t seem to make it work.

43. 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada: Japan Speed Skating

From Complex: “Speed skating uniforms are a hit or miss. Sometimes they can look really awesome and slick (see the Mach 39), and other times they just look awkward and unfitting. It’s the chance you take when wearing a skin tight body uniform. Unfortunately, for Japan this one was a miss.”

44. 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain: Mexico

Inspired by Mexican American Cinco de Mayo celebrations. Or so it seems.

45. 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain: Czech Republic

I can understand the umbrellas given the UK’s weather patterns. But go-go boots, not so much.

46. 1992 Summer Olympic Games in Barcelona, Spain: Lithuania Men’s Basketball

I don’t know about you. But for some reason, I don’t believe that tie dye and Olympic basketball don’t mix. Just my opinion.

47. 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia: Mexico Men’s Bobsledding

No, that’s not a bobsledder uniform. That’s what you wear when you’re part of the 3 Amigos. Seriously, I more likely expect him to shoot an invisible swordsman than go on a bobsled.

48. 1994 Winter Olympics in Lillehammer, Norway: Canada

Canada: We didn’t have time to design our Olympic uniforms this year. Can you please help us?
Russia: I’m sure these old Soviet uniforms will do the trick. How does that sound like?
Canada: Fine.

49. 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia: Germany

Apparently, Germany was aiming for a 1970s pastel look that just seems inspired by an acid trip. Yeah, that doesn’t look right.

50. 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia: Japan Skiing

They seem more like they’re dressed for a Broncos game to me. Yeah, bright orange and blue doesn’t strike me as Japanese colors for some reason.

51. 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain: Belgium

The striped prep school uniforms really don’t do these athletes justice. Not sure what to say about the red jackets.

52. 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain: Estonia

Seems like space age outfits are all the rage there. But seriously, these are just horrendous.

53. 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain: Finland

Basically wearing the kinds of shirts you’d see folks from the 1980s in Awkward Family Photos. Atrocious.

54. 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain: South Korea

Had they waited until 2016 to wear these, they would’ve been appropriately dressed. But no, South Korea isn’t known for their Panama hats.

55. 1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta, Georgia, USA: Russia

It’s kind of ironic that a country known for its hostility toward LGBT people would authorize uniforms that seem to come straight out of a gay pride parade. Doesn’t it seem that way.

56. 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain: Russia

Sorry, but 1970s curtain patterns are so not the rage at this time. But don’t tell the Russians that.

57. 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia: Czech Republic

From Complex: “The jackets aren’t so bad, other than the fact that they look like a Wonder Bread bag. The real problem here is the Johnny Appleseed hats. The second guy on the left doesn’t look to happy about them.”

58. 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia: Germany

From Complex: “Girls wear pink and boys wear blue. Those are words you mainly hear at a baby shower. This theme isn’t the first time Germany took cues from a newborn baby, check out what they wore for the 1988 opening ceremony in Calgary. Lavender and baby blue, now those were bad.”

59. 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia: United States

Star spangled Olympic outfits designed by Ralph Lauren? Or ugly American Christmas sweaters? You decide.

60. 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia: Russia

I get that a lot of countries want to honor their traditional cultures. But Russia’s just seem like they’re more appropriate for SantaCon.

61. 1992 Winter Olympics in Albertville, France: Morocco

It’s basically what you’d expect the Slytherin uniforms to look like had Harry Potter took place in the 1960s. Yeah, that bad.

62. 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing, China: Netherlands

Gray suits and orange ties? Seriously, the 1980s were over by 2008. Not cool.

63. 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing, China: Canada

No, Canada, you just can’t wear such things. These are simply hideous. That suit looks as if it’s been in the washing machine with the wrong colors.

64. 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain: United States

Now here are the infamous Ralph Lauren prep school uniforms they wouldn’t shut up about. Doesn’t really suit the US as a nation, does it?

65. 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada: Norway Men’s Curling

Seems like the Norwegian men’s curling team doesn’t disappoint. Apparently, they prefer table cloth pants that year.

66. 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia: Volunteers

From the Richest: “Although obviously not part of any Olympic team, these garish uniforms nonetheless warrant a place on our list for simply being the very definition of ‘eye vomit.’ This is the likely result of what happens when you mate a Crayola crayon set with a myopic cartographer.”

67. 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia: Mongolia

From The Richest: “Just admit it; you didn’t even know they were competing, did you? Team Mongolia is clearly making their first attempts to embrace the 21st century with these updated versions of a 1930’s movie theater attendant.”

68. 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain: Great Britain

A few of these seem to bear similarities to the logos you’d see for the US Postal Service. But apparently, Britain didn’t get the memo.

69. 2000 Summer Olympics in Sydney, Australia: Australia

These were said to reflect the colors of the outback. Unfortunately, they reflect on the 1970s fashions in old photos we’d like to forget.

70. 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio de Janiero, Brazil: Australia

These people seem like they’re dressed for a yacht party than the opening ceremony. Seriously, why, Australia?

71. 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain: Denmark

No, these aren’t Boy and Girl Scouts. These are Danish athletes. But I understand if you don’t know the difference.

72. 1998 Winter Olympics in Nagano, Japan: United States

I guess they decided to have their uniforms designed by NASA that year. Seems fair enough.

73. 1960 Winter Olympics in Squaw Valley, California, USA: United States

If it wasn’t for the American flag present, I would’ve sworn they were from the Soviet Union. Seriously, they just seem that bland.

74. 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain: US Men’s Beach Volleyball

Seems like the US men’s beach volleyball team decided to use some of the tablecloth pattern from Norway. Luckily not many people watch men’s beach volleyball anyway to notice.

75. 2004 Summer Olympics in Athens, Greece: Lithuania

Not sure if those shirts go with those suits. Then again, at least these aren’t like their PennDOT Sochi ones.

76. 1984 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles, California, USA: United States

Apparently, the US team didn’t have time to get out of their gym clothes before the opening ceremony. But at least they beat cowboy outfits though.

77. 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain: Belize

The kind of outfits you see on plantation owners in South America during the 1950s. Really not what you’d want a Central American nation to have.

78. 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain: New Zealand

Good: At least they’re not like the ones from Beijing.
Bad: Seem to go with the same scheme as the ones from Beijing.

79. 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain: Volunteers

Yes, I do like pink and purple a lot. But no, I don’t think Barbie’s windbreaker has a place at the Olympics though.

80. 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Great Britain: Australia

Guess these were inspired by the latest in flight attendant fashion. Because that’s what they remind me of.

Olympic Fans Dressed and Ready for the Opening Ceremonies

Posted by historymaniacmegan on July 8, 2016

I don’t own a lot of patriotic clothes or items compared to Steelers stuff or items from college and high school. So to show my support Team USA at Rio this year, I went with my star spangled baseball cat and my pink rose shirt as an approximate match (though it’s not necessarily red, white, and blue. I also took the picture in my back yard for added scenery.

Growing up in the Pittsburgh area and by extension the United States, I’m well aware that plenty of sports fans can be a bit crazy. So much so that they’d show up to a game for their time in an outlandish costume like you’ve seen in my NFL fan post back in the fall. A lot of them also tend to get drunk, start fights, and occasionally riot. Fortunately, while NFL and other football fans may be among the craziest sports fan contingents in the country (since we have plenty of college sports fans who do the same such as WVU fans burning couches when their team wins) or even in the world. After all, the craziest hockey fans hail from O, Canada while soccer fans tend to be notorious in Europe and South America. Seriously, there are reports about a ref getting killed and his head put on a pike for stabbing a player in Brazil. Yeah, they take soccer that seriously. However, as far as sport fan insanity goes, Olympic fans have to be up there (though it’s hard to say whether they compare to soccer fans at the World Cup). I mean these fans spend tons of money to travel to a foreign country and possibly dress in an outlandish outfit to show support for their team. And I’m sure Olympic tickets aren’t cheap either. Still, while going to the Olympics in London, Torino, or Vancouver might not be too bad, sometimes the Olympics can be held in areas a lot of people wouldn’t travel to like Sochi which is in Vladimir Putin’s Russia, Beijing based in a country with known human rights violations, poverty, and is known for extreme air pollution, and this year in Rio de Janiero with problems like corruption, Zika, water pollution, poverty, environmental devastation, lots of crime, an insufficient police force, and a whole other shitload of problems. Let’s just say whoever thought having the Olympics in Rio didn’t foresee that it was probably not a good idea. Nevertheless, many Olympics fans will come to support their teams from all around the world. And many will wear their crazy fan costumes along with it. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of Olympic fans in their gold medal glory. Enjoy.

When it comes to supporting USA, there’s always that one guy who has to appear in an American flag suit.

And one even has his face painted. However, you see this all the time in the US for all kinds of sporting events.

2. I guess these two are from China.

Because the panda bear hats make it incredibly obvious. Not sure about the medals in their mouths.

3. Seems like the Capitol has their own share of Olympic fans.

My mistake, these people are actually from Lithuania. But they’re all anticipating for the odds being ever in their favor.

4. This woman always has to look her Olympic best.

And she has the hat to top it off with. Hope she doesn’t accidentally end up injuring anybody. Because that would be bad.

5. This Brazilian proudly shows off his tickets.

However, you wouldn’t want to sit behind this guy in the stands. Or his friend for that matter.

6. Some Brazilians always have to attend in style.

I guess you can do quite well in Brazil if you work as an Elvis impersonator and a circus clown. How else could I explain his outfit?

7. This American will go to great lengths as an ultimate Olympic fan.

Not sure of how to make out that in the Olympic stands. Yet, he shaved US on his chest for his country.

8. In support of Team Japan, some fans would attend the games wearing traditional kimono attire.

Okay, I know that kimonos are unisex attire in Japan. However, I find a guy in one with floral decoration and blue hair somewhat awkward. Okay, I know that men wear stuff like that in kabuki theater. But that's beside the point.

Okay, I know that kimonos are unisex attire in Japan. However, I find a guy in one with floral decoration and blue hair somewhat hard to take seriously. I know that men wear stuff like that in kabuki theater. But that’s beside the point.

9. This American fan decided to carry his own Olympic torch.

However, he also decided to dress in a way that’s mocking his fellow country men earning at a significant lower income level. Also that torch is made from Bud Light beer cans.

10. Guess this man is all Union Jacked for the Olympics.

Because this British guy seems to look like a UK flag waving circus clown. Even has the wig and the face makeup.

11. Nothing says, “Viva la France” at the Olympics like face paint an jester hats.

And you thought the French were above that sort of thing, save in soccer. You were wrong.

12. At the Olympics, even the Japanese youth engage in their national spirit.

If he were an anime character, you wouldn’t take it as anything out of the ordinary. Still, kind of reminds me of a child circus clown more than anything.

13. For Russians, the Olympics are always a family activity.

Here’s a Russian family in their team spirit. All are donned in their ridiculous clown wigs and flag colors. The father even painted his face.

14. At Sochi, you can never see a more resplendent Russian hat than this.

For some reason, I wonder if his hat was taken from a logo in a beer advertisement or something like that. However, I think it’s the Russian national seal.

15. Guess this guy is literally, “horny” for Norway.

Sure his Viking ancestors didn’t wear horned helmets in battle. But he doesn’t care. He and his buddy also have their faces painted in the Norwegian flag.

16. A British fan must always dress in formal attire.

Not sure about a flashy tuxedo though. But I’m sure it’s probably a British thing even though Americans might see it akin to Las Vegas.

17. A hat with horns is always all the rage among Hungarian fans.

Is this supposed to be a Hun helmet? Because that would explain a lot. Still, I don’t think Huns wore helmets like that into battle either.

18. Don’t tell me Santa Claus is at the Olympics.

Actually that’s Grandfather Frost, or Ded Moroz who was used as a Santa Claus figure for New Years during the Soviet era. However, since the 1990s, he’s become the Russian Christmas mascot.

19. I now give you the Swedish version of Blue Man Group.

Okay, these are just Swedes with their bodies painted and wearing Viking helmets. Still, this is pretty insane if you think about it.

20. Apparently, these are two wild and crazy star spangled guys.

These two are wearing flag faces, have flag painted faces, and are don flag shades. So their patriotism should be unquestioned.

21. I suppose these two guys hail from New Zealand.

Because they’re dressed like a couple of kiwis. And I know the kiwi is a symbol for that country. Might’ve been cooler if they came as Hobbits.

22. Nothing says Dutch pride than dressing up as an orange animal.

Dutch fans tend to wear a lot of orange and are very easy to identify at international sporting events. They also tend to have a lot of crazy fans.

23. Hey, is that one of the guys from the Battleship Potemkin?

Probably not, but he sure looks like it. However, only Russian film buffs will understand that reference.

24. Oh, my God, it’s Russian president Vladmir Putin!

Sorry, my mistake. Just a Russian fan in a reptilian mask that sort of resembles Lord Voldemort. Probably more harmless than he appears. Except when he’s drinking.

25. This fan is all decked out for Morocco.

Don’t see a lot of Morocco Olympic fans on the Internet. But this guy is proudly wearing his country’s flag.

26. Seems like someone really has the Irish spirit.

Because nothing shows off Irish patriotism than showing up at the Olympics in a leprechaun costume. Hey, at least these are Irish fans from Ireland here.

27. Nothing shows one’s love for Uruguay than wearing a tall blue furry hat.

Even though you wouldn’t want to wear a hat like this in Uruguay. But these guys don’t seem to care.

28. For Team Canada, just shouting, “Go Team Canada!” won’t do.

So this guy has to get a megaphone and a siren because he’s a Canadian patriot, dammit. Nevertheless, this picture is from the 1980s.

29. My, those are big Olympic mittens.

Let me guess, this guy is from the Netherlands? How do I know that? Guess it’s the orange.

30. In Russia, it’s possible that old Soviet nostalgia lives on.

Well, from what I can tell from these costumes. Still, they may just be fans who want to stand out for all you know.

31. These guys all have Norway on their faces and the rest of them.

They’re also wearing Viking hats, too. Because that’s what Norwegian fans do, apparently.

32. Apparently, these two are partial to wearing a queenly mask.

Because they’re British and the Queen is part of their tradition. Still, looks kind of creepy.

33. For this Chinese fan, he wears his team spirit on his skin.

Because he’s just a crazy Olympic fan to have such design on his chest forever. I know it’s nuts but it’s his choice.

34. This man is dressed in support of American Olympic gold.

And I guess he has to don a ridiculous star spangled outfit to prove it. Love the hat though.

35. I guess these guys are supporting the British swim team.

Oh wait, they’re actually British weightlifting fans. How they find weightlifting exciting, I have no idea. But they seem super pumped for it.

36. This woman has her hair done in the latest Olympic style.

Yes, she has her hair in Olympic rings. Perhaps it’s not the craziest display at the Olympics. But it’s up there.

37. Nothing shows British pride like a sparkly Union Jack suit.

So I guess these outfits are worn by British Elvis impersonators. Then again, they must really love their team.

38. This fan is proud to support Norway as a bearded Norseman.

His helmet is even crocheted even at the horns and beard. So he could really get the Viking look.

39. For the British, there’s no better way to attend the Olympics than in a suit.

As long as it’s in a Union Jack suit, that is. Otherwise, it wouldn’t be proper.

40. This Czech isn’t afraid to clown around.

And it seems this clown is proud of his country. Don’t mind the red nose and horn.

41. Even Uncle Sam likes to get into the Olympic action.

Here he is in an American flag suit as well as his hat, glasses, and beard. And he’s really getting into it.

42. You can never get a more star spangled crows than this.

And it seems that this group is decked in American flags. How patriotic that you’d almost think they’re celebrating the 4th of July.

43. This Brazilian always knows how to give a shout out.

Because he’s carrying a megaphone with him. Doesn’t hurt he’s clothed in Brazilian attire.

44. This Brit has a very severe case of Olympic fever.

After all, he’s decked in Union Jacks and has a large Olympic hat. So he’s ready to support Team Britain.

45. You haven’t heard of an Olympic torch hat, have you?

Now that’s a really big hat with a really big torch. Not sure if I’d want to sit near someone like her.

46. With the Dutch, it’s always Orange is the New Black.

Because they’re always decked in orange. One even has an orange shaped hat.

47. You’re not an Australian fan until you have a kangaroo on your shoulder.

Or at a blow up or stuffed one on your shoulder. Because real kangaroos are big and mean.

48. Apparently, Australians prefer to dress in green.

And these two seem to resemble two backup dancers from a 1980s hair band music video. Not to be critical.

49. A Canadian suit always has to have fur accessories.

Like a furry hat no less. Also, a Canadian suit has to be decked in maple leaves. Because a maple leaf is on their flag.

50. Guess she’s one of those curling heads.

Because she’s wearing a curling stone hat. Helps that she’s also from Canada, eh.

51. While The Thomas Crown Affair had “Windmills in Your Mind,” the Dutch have windmills in their eyes.

Yes, nothing shows pride for the Netherlands than windmill sunglasses. How Dutch of him.

52. Don’t worry, that’s a little Dutch girl.

Okay, it’s a Dutch guy in a pigtail wig. But as they say, anything goes in Amsterdam.

53. In warmer weather, the Norwegians put their scarves on their Viking horns.

Well, as far as this picture tells us. Then again, he might’ve done so to look more badass.

54. Nothing shows spirit for Team Russia than hats made from tissue paper.

Don’t ask me where they got the idea. I wasn’t consulted. And yes, that looks ridiculous.

55. Even the horses attend the Olympic festivities in Russia.

Okay, it’s a Russian in a horse head. But you have to appreciate the Russians’ sense of humor.

56. America: Land of the Free, Home of the Cheese.

I bet you any money that this guy is from Wisconsin. Because cheese hats are associated with Green Bay Packers fans.

57. For Uruguay fans, dred hats will do just fine.

Seems that Uruguay fans have an interesting taste in headwear. Not sure why.

58. Apparently, the front Dutch line is ripped.

Well, they’re wearing outfits like that. Still, these guys seem to be insane.

59. Looks like this Canadian fan got boxed in.

Then again, he probably doesn’t mind so much in the head. Some Canadians are funny that way.

60. Some Swiss fans can be recognized by the crosses on their faces.

However, don’t assume they’re neutral in sporting events. Because they’re team usually participates. In war, it’s an entirely different matter.

61. Sometimes the Swiss might take to clown wigs.

Not sure if that makes them look even more ridiculous. Guess they tend to go all out.

62. Didn’t know you’d have some of King Arthur’s knights showing up.

Reminds me so much of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Must have something to do with the outfits.

63. For Uruguay fans, kush makes them stand out.

Yes, have to hand it to these Uruguay guys again. Those wigs certainly look ridiculous to me.

64. For New Zealanders, everything is better with penguins.

What the hell do penguins have to do with New Zealand? Kiwis, I understand. But penguins, I give up.

65. For Japanese fans, nothing makes you stand out than being dressed as a bowling pin.

Because that’s what this woman is dressed as. I know it’s ridiculous, but you expect such stuff from Japan.

66. Guess that’s what you call an Olympic gear head.

Not sure where this guy’s from. But you have to like his gear Olympic rings.

67. For added American patriotic pride, try Captain America’s helmet and shield.

Because sometimes flags aren’t enough for American patriotic pride. Occasionally, you’ll have to use a patriotic superhero.

68. Seems like we have a couple of old men from Oman.

Okay, they may not be actually old. But is it ridiculous? I’ll say.

69. All hail the Canadian Olympic bugler.

Okay, I don’t think they have buglers like that. But it is pretty funny, especially since he’s wearing tights.

70. Perhaps you didn’t know Canadians preferred big hats.

My, that’s a really huge hat with feathers. Might expect that from Mexico. Canada not so much.

71. So I suppose this Dutchman is a literal strawman.

Since he has straw in his hair. Yes, the Dutch have a strange way with things at the Olympics.

72. You’ve heard of an afro. How about a Fin fro?

I know the guy’s wearing a wig. But he also has his face painted in the Finnish flag.

73. Nothing shows American patriotism like an American Eagle hat.

Well, he has an American Eagle on his hat. That and not supporting Donald Trump, by the way.

74. Here are a couple of yeti in support of Team Canada.

You’d think they’d be for Team Nepal since they’re legendary Himalayan monsters. But no, they have Canadian flags.

75. I bring you a couple of Canadian puck bunnies.

I’m really not sure what a “puck bunny” is. But I think this scene is hilarious.

76. Just a couple of Canadian fans minding their own business.

Okay, these guys are in the bathroom. But, hey, everyone’s got to go sometime.

77. That Dutch woman is really, oh, wait, that’s a guy.

Now this is just crazy. Seriously, why the hell is he wearing a boob suit? That’s just so wrong on many levels.

78. Guess these two are what you call Italian ostriches.

I’m not sure why they’d go with the ostrich heads. To me, that’s just plain crazy.

79. Hey, look, an Olympic torch runner.

Wait a minute, that’s a fan from Brazil. But at least he’s appropriately dressed for Rio this year.

80. Guess this Dutchman has his athletes’ places.

Well, at least his hat gives plenty of shade. Still, wouldn’t want to sit behind him.

81. Even an Elvis impersonator comes out to support Team USA.

And he’s wearing a large cowboy hat to show for it. Still, not sure if I’d want to risk ruining that jumpsuit.

82. Nothing emphasizes American pride like a Native American war bonnet.

Sorry, but that’s culture appropriation. I’m sure the Indians won’t be happy about that at all. But on the bright side, at least he’s not dressing for a Redskins game.

83. This guy is filled with star spangled pride he had the American flag painted on him.

Now that’s just plain nuts. Really, why would anyone do that? That just seems to take a long time.

84. I suppose these guys are cheering for their beach volleyball team.

Perhaps that’s just a lucky guess. Still, looks really ridiculous if you ask me.

85. When it gets too hot, this Japanese woman can use a fan to cool off.

Since she already has a fan on her head. But she’s already watching intently.

86. Guess these two kids have Japan on the mind.

One of them even has a clown wig and Japanese glasses. Makes him resemble a cartoon character.

87. Looks like this American guy is a hit on the stands.

Really don’t get those body suits. Wonder how this guy even sees.

88. As this man knows, the London Olympics should expect rain.

And he seems well dressed for the possibility. Doesn’t hurt he’s using the Union Jack.

89. Sometimes a sparkly hat is all you need to show national pride.

If Elton John was American, he’d dress like this as part of his stage routine. Well, if it was the 1970s, anyway.

90. This American girl really lets the eagle soar.

After all, she’s wearing an eagle hat to support Team USA. Hope the feathers don’t get in the way.

91. For him, it’s the maple leaf or nothing.

Yes, this guy painted himself to support his Team Canada. And he wears a maple leaf hat to boot.

92. Who knew that Finns wore Viking helmets, too?

Sure Finland isn’t part of Scandinavia. But this guy has nice braids.

93. Seems this guy has a rather royal disposition.

Then again, his orange crown really stands out. Is probably Dutch as far as I can see.

Then again, his orange crown really stands out. And it’s clearly inflated.

94. I have a hunch this guy’s going to Rio this year.

Because he’s wearing a Rio hat from the looks of it. Must be Brazilian.

95. Nice that Japanese fans can be so gracious.

However, these guys are wearing clown wigs and have Japanese flags over their faces. So they’re probably not the most normal people.

96. In the Brazil stands, anything goes.

Well, they seem to be in flashy costumes. One is even dressed as a dinosaur.

97. My, this German sure has big hands.

Well, inflated hands anyway. But he seems like he’s having a great time.

98. Seems like this Russian fan likes to wave his flag.

Not sure why he dresses in a ridiculous outfit. But it sure gives him attention.

99. Apparently, these wizards are siding with Team Germany.

However, they both tend to resemble Gandalf the Grey. Not sure why they chose to wear such hats and beards.

100. Seems like these guys go all out for America.

With one of them dressed as Uncle Sam. And at least two of them holding the flag, no doubt.

The Not So Glorious World of Olympic Mascots

Posted by historymaniacmegan on July 5, 2016

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While the Olympic Games has been famous for being a showcase in glorious feats of sports, their accomplishments pertaining to mascots are not one of them. Sure every Olympiad is amazing and awesome as well as full of unbelievable moments of triumph and defeat. But there are stuff about the Olympics that’s just plain weird. Apparently, the IOC’s insistence on having a mascot each Games is among one of them. You know the cute and cuddly something-or-other that are put on T-shirts or made into plushies. Or give children unending nightmares. Yes, those things. Unfortunately for the IOC, very few of these mascots over the years have been cute or cuddly. Or even inspire Olympic spirit. If anything, they usually end up to be some poor sap in a soulless eyed fursuit that makes everyone vaguely uncomfortable, at best. So perhaps it might be therapeutic to make fun of these as I have on blog posts pertaining to mascots from Big 4 pro teams and US colleges. Yet, unlike those posts, I won’t hesitate to use Olympic mascots from past decades. Some of these you’ll find bizarre and stupid. Some you’ll find outright horrifying. But each of them will be unsettling in its own special way. And I’ll make sure to include the Parlympics, Youth Olympics, and ones from Olympic teams as well as those with unofficial designation. So for your reading pleasure, I give you house of horrors featuring Olympic mascots from the past and present. Proceed with caution and abandon hope all ye who enter here.

Athena and Phevos: 2004 Summer Olympics in Athens, Greece

From SBNation: “This looks like one of those weird “adult comic strips” that you might nervously leaf through in the “sex” section of a library or bookstore when you’re in grade school. It also kind of looks like if Keith Haring drew a guest strip of “Life in Hell.” Either way, this is so, so weird. Two bizarre, bottom-heavy weirdos with five-inch arms holding hands and stumbling around Athens together. If you saw these things out on the street you’d have to admonish your children not to openly gawk.”

2. Neve and Gliz: 2006 Winter Olympics in Torino, Italy

From SB Nation: “Torino (Ms. Turin if you’re nasty) took a snowball and an ice cube and once again, totally unnecessarily, gave them teeth. Didn’t need to do that. Not sure what you were trying to accomplish. Here’s a picture of them dragging an unsuspecting fan back to their lair to snap his bones in half and sate themselves by sucking the delicious marrowbone jelly from within. That poor, poor man. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten, friend. You gave your life so that everyone else could get the hell out of Torino while these two monstrosities slept off their demonic bloodfeast. Bless you, sir. Whomever you may be.”

3. Coal, Copper, and Powder: 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, Utah, USA

From SB Nation: “I’m not sure why it’s so much more terrifying to put a bear in MMA gloves than to just have him maul you with his fearsome claws, but there you have it. Powder and Copper look pretty benign and excited to be here, but Coal is cackling at your misfortune as he rears back to let fly with a Superman punch that is just going to obliterate you. And then he will maul you and feast upon your bones.”

4. Yoggl: 2012 Winter Youth Olympics in Innsbruck, Austria

From SB Nation: “Hoo boy. “Yoggl” is apparently pronounced “YOG.” He is also apparently a mash-up between Progressive Flo, a Sherwin-Williams commercial and the cast of Bob’s Burgers. Are you welcoming me to the Winter Youth Olympics or to the paint section at Lowe’s? Because either way, I’d … uh … I’d like to speak to someone else. Please.”

5. Olly, Syd, and Minnie: 2000 Summer Olympics in Sydney, Australia

From SB Nation: “G’DAY! Pleased to meet you, Bruce! We’re a kookaburra, a platypus and an unnecessarily sexualized, anthropomorphic echidna! Not sure why we had to make her sexy, but we did anyway! You’re welcome. The 2000 Sydney Olympics: pandering to the lucrative furry demographic before it was hip. (It’s hip now, right?)”

6. Amik: 1976 Winter Olympics in Montreal, Quebec, Canada

From SBNation: “This is supposed to be a beaver. Nietzsche’s approximation of a beaver, maybe. They were in Canada and all they could think of was to slap a legless, toothless art-deco beaver onto the programs. I guess they’re lucky they didn’t wind up just going with their first idea, ‘Syrupy, the Maple Syrup Bottle.'” And you thought the Montreal Canadien’s mascot was bad enough for this city.

7. Sam: 1984 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles, California, USA

From SBNation: “This halter-top-wearing, pantsless glad-hander was designed by the Walt Disney Company, because of course he was. Can you imagine us hosting the Olympics in the 1980s and NOT showing up with a Walt Disney-designed mascot? We’d be the laughingstock of the world! I don’t have any idea what Sam’s voice sounded like, but I’m guessing it was somewhere between Colonel Sanders and Paul Newman. You know who should have voiced this character, though? Richard Simmons. Take a look at Sam. Now imagine him talking in Richard Simmons’ voice. You’re welcome.”

8. Misha: 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow, Russia, former Soviet Union

From SBNation: “The United States, of course, boycotted the 1980 Summer Olympics. We said it was about hostages or something, but I have a hunch that we just wanted to get as far away as possible from Misha, the calmly unsettling bear. Look at him up there, winking at you and carrying some flowers for you. He maybe wants to get to know you better, yes? You come over, maybe have some wine? We make good friends you and I, yes? Go away, Misha. You are a creep.”

9. Schneemann: 1976 Winter Olympics in Innsbruck, Austria

From SBNation: “Schneemann (fighter of the Night Man) is proof that even way back in 1976, the Olympic mascot design people didn’t have a firm grasp on sanity. It’s just a snowman head with arms and legs stuck onto it. The plush version is especially chilling. This is something that not even Calvin would make out of snow to annoy his father. I don’t know what horrible sorcerer did this to you, Schneemann, but we will do our best to avenge you.”

10. Wenlock and Mandeville: 2012 Summer Olympics in London, England, Great Britain

From SBNation: “Two all-seeing cyclops with pincers for hands and stern looks on their faces. They have no mouths and one of them is insisting that his entire crotch area be highlighted, as to better draw the eye. They are absolutely two seconds away from unfurling a laser-beam blast from their forehead jewels and laying waste to Olympic Stadium. What they thought was a book containing Mandeville’s name was actually a dusty cookbook called ‘How to make MAN into DEVILLEd eggs.'”

11. Izzy: 1996 Summer Olympic Games in Atlanta, Georgia, USA

From Buzzfeed: “The 1996 Atlanta Summer Olympics brought us Izzy, short for “What is he?” Despite this clever wordplay, he was much-maligned, partly due to his resemblance to a “Sperm in Sneakers.” Incidentally, he was the first computer-generated Olympic mascot. Overall, he looks disturbing-yet-harmless. Points for the fashion-forward color scheme and the use of the five Olympic rings on his butt and eyeballs, but otherwise, “yikes” at the very least.”

12. Vucko: 1984 Winter Olympics in Sarajevo, Bosnia-Herzegovina, former Yugoslavia

The Sarajevo IOC at the time said, “The happy Vucko is the symbol of man’s centuries-old efforts to conquer nature, to gain friendship from a beast, to make a wolf become Vucko.” One city official remarked, “Grandparents used to tell stories of the wolves in the mountains around Sarajevo to scare children. Now, they fall asleep with Vucko in their arms. There isn’t a child without one.” I find it hard to believe that anyone in Sarajevo would want to sleep with a jacked up Wiley E. Coyote. Then again, his redesign does have the makings of a great college mascot.

13. Sukki, Nokki, Lekki, and Tsukki: 1998 Winter Olympic Games in Nagano, Japan

Really, Japan? A bunch of owls made with the magic of MS Paint? What the hell? You're supposed to have the cuteness thing nailed flat. You could've at least gone with Hello Kitty or any other cute anime creature. Sheesh.

Really, Japan? A bunch of creepy owls made with the magic of MS Paint? What the hell? You’re supposed to have the cuteness thing nailed flat. You could’ve at least gone with Hello Kitty or any other cute anime creature. Sheesh.

14. Cobi: 1992 Summer Olympics in Barcelona, Spain

Are those Olympic rings on his crotch or his pubic hair? And no, I don’t want him to hug me. Get him away! Please get him away from me!

15. Hidy and Howdy: 1988 Winter Olympics in Calgary, Alberta, Canada

From Listverse: “Named deliberately after folky sorts of greetings, these cowboy-dressed polar bears aimed to represent Western Canadian hospitality. Employed during the 1988 Calgary Olympics, these giant, furry bear suits came off less hospitable than they did just plain creepy, looking like cheap teddy bears with five o’clock shadows – creepier still knowing a grown (and likely sweaty) man was hiding inside.”

16. Roni: 1980 Winter Olympics in Lake Placid, New York, USA

From Bleacher Report: “So, since all we can remember is beating the Soviets in ice hockey, we probably don’t remember Roni the Raccoon. And that’s for the best. I didn’t realize the raccoon was considered “a traditional American animal,” but according to the mascot powers that be, it is. So there’s that. The other reason Roni was chosen was because his facial design allegedly represents the kinds of hats and goggles used by “competitors.” Because that’s not a reach at all.”

17. Lele: 2014 Summer Youth Olympics in Nanjing, China

They Lele are supposed to be rainflower stones according to the Chinese. However, to me, they’re just the result of what happens to minions if you give them LSD. Doesn’t really set a great example for the kids.

18. Lizzie: 2000 Summer Parlympics in Sydney, Australia

Look into her eyes. All you see is that this frill necked lizard is as cold blooded as the blood that runs through her veins. Wouldn’t want to trust her with a bunch of disabled athletes.

19. Fu Niu Lele: 2008 Summer Parlympics in Beijing, China

According to Wikipedia, Fiu Niu Lele is supposed to represent “a harmonious co-existence between mankind and nature,” “athletes with a disability striving to make progress,” as well as the concepts of transcendence, equality, and integration. However, I bet this technicolor cow was inspired by some Chinese acid trip and prone to make anyone who messes with her disabled. Just saying.

20. Polar Bear, Snow Lepoard, and Dore Hare: 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia

Looks like the Russians have managed to make a trio of normally cute and cuddly snow animals into creatures that will haunt your dreams. And no, I don’t want a hug from the polar bear who’s easily the creepiest of the 3. Seriously, keep him away!

21. Ray of Light and Snowflake: 2014 Winter Parlympics in Sochi, Russia

I guess their design was based on characters from a nightmarish Russian children’s show. Because to have them as Parlympic mascots is a great disservice for the disabled. Seriously, take them away!

22. Vinicius and Tom: 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio de Janiero, Brazil

Junkee has them headlined as: “The Brazil 2016 Olympic Mascots Are Either Rejected Pokemon Or The Result of A Terrifying Fever Dream.” Junkee goes on describing them as: “One’s basically a rave version of Meowth and the other is a hallucinogenic artichoke that may or may not murder you in your dreams.”

23. Quatchi, Miga, Sumi, and Mukmuk: 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, British British Columbia, Canada

Not sure if making a Sasquatch cute and cuddly was appropriate. Still, these are just plain acid trip weird. Also worth noting that Quatchi was mistaken for Pedobear in a Polish newspaper.

24. Lyo and Merly: 2010 Summer Youth Olympics in Singapore

I don’t know about you. But these mascots will give any child athlete nightmares. Must be part of Singapore’s strategy. And you thought Americans were crazy when it came to youth sports.

25. The Fuwa: Beibei, Jingjing, Huanhuan, Yingying, and Nini: 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing, China

Okay, they’re quite cute. But they also give me creepy vibes once you realize these are Olympic mascots for a polluted and oligarchic state. Yeah, I haven’t forgotten about that.

26. Ginga: Brazil National Olympic Team

While the jaguar does make sense to represent Team Brazil, his Cheshire Cat smile is particularly disturbing. Will surely keep the kids at Rio up at night in terror. As they don’t have enough to worry about already.

27. Cheburashka: Russia National Olympic Team

This is supposed to be a Russian cartoon character from the Soviet Era. Really don’t have great feeling about what happened to those kids. I don’t think he’s hugging them.

28. Chukuru: South Africa National Olympic Team

Now I understand that South Africa has him represent their Olympic team to raise awareness on Rhino poaching. However, he more or less looks like a Rhino dressed for a rave which is hard for me to take seriously. It’s hilarious.

29. BK the Boxing Kangaroo: Australia National Olympic Team

Well, we at least know he’s a guy. But he’s still a kangaroo with boxing gloves on. Thought there’s something strange about that face.

30. Pride: Great Britain National Olympic Team

Yes, I know the lion is a national symbol of Britain. However, he doesn’t seem to strike me as a lion that would tear me to shreds. In fact, he’s pretty lame.

31. Champy: Netherlands National Olympic Team

Think of him as if he was the Human Torch created for a children’s show. Still, have to hand it to the Dutch to have a torch mascot, which is appropriate. But lame.

32. Komak: Canada National Olympic Team

Kind of reminds me of Bullwinkle’s embarrassing cousin he tries to avoid talking about. For good reason.

33. Guanin: Puerto Rico Olympic Team

Apparently, for some reason, the Puerto Ricans thought it was appropriate to have a human flower inspired from an acid sequence as their Olympic mascot. Even today, people are asking why they thought this was a good idea.

34. Srećko: Serbia National Olympic Team

Well, this is kind of cute since it looks like a little baby bald eagle. However, it’s supposed to be a Griffon Vulture. Yeah, it might piss off Americans.

35. Agrik: Belarus National Olympic Team

Holy shit, what the hell is that thing? Just reminds me of a psychokilling cartoon character. Really, this thing is creeping me out.

The Anthro World of Furry Costumes

Posted by historymaniacmegan on June 29, 2016

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Along with the 4th of July festivities this weekend in Pittsburgh (sans Three Rivers Regatta), from June 30th to July 3rd, the Steel City will pay host to Anthrocon at the David L. Lawrence Convention Center which will celebrate its 20th anniversary. Anthrocon is said to be the world’s largest furry convention which takes place in a city that’s only an hour from where I live. So as a resident of Southwestern, Pennsylvania, there’s really no way I can avoid discussing the furry subculture. Yet, despite that Anthrocon has been held in Pittsburgh since 2006, I wasn’t aware of their existence until I was on summer break from college in 2009 when my dad read aloud an article from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette about a political staffer for one of the infamous Orie sisters got in trouble for trying to solicit sex with a 15-year-old boy. Now I know that stories revolving around child molestation aren’t funny nor something you should laugh at. However, the fact this guy was also a furry and how the article got into his furry activities sounded so utterly ridiculous that I couldn’t help but burst out laughing. That being said, I know it wasn’t right of me to do that and I acknowledge that most furries aren’t a bunch of depraved sex maniacs despite the stereotype. So what’s a furry? Well, a furries are people who are into anthropomorphic animal characters, many of whom dress in animal costumes, adopt fursonas, and attend furry conventions and parades. There’s also a lot of furry artwork that I’ve viewed while I was searching for costumes for this article. The furry fandom itself draws inspiration from fictional works pertaining to animal characters in science fiction, fantasy, and allegory like Watership Down, Kimba the White Lion, Sonic the Hedgehog, Star Fox, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Redwall, and Disney’s Robin Hood. However, while furry conventions have existed since the 1980s, the furry fandom didn’t become the subculture it is today until the Internet was made available to the general population. However, while depraved perverts do exist among the Furry Fandom (like the political staffer I previously mentioned), this stereotype doesn’t describe most furries. But the media has with casting them that way as seen by the example I discussed above that many people assume they are. As for the city of Pittsburgh, well, they don’t mind so much as long as the furries behave themselves and spend their money. That being said, for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of furry costumes.

Sometimes you’ll find people who never seemed to outgrow My Little Pony.

Not sure who the white and blue unicorn is. But the other one is Pinkie Pie. Sorry, but I'm not familiar with My Little Pony.

Not sure who the white and blue unicorn is. But the other one is Rainbow Dash. Sorry, but I’m not familiar with My Little Pony.

2. Don’t see a sheep on two legs every day.

Also, I don’t think real sheep have two sets of horns. Guess this is probably because big horns look awesome.

3. This leopard prefers to lounge around in a kimono with a matching parasol.

However, this leopard doesn’t really seem content. Also has blond hair for some reason.

4. This Great Horned Owl is said to be quite a wizard.

It’s obvious this guy is a Harry Potter fan. However, his scarf suggests that he’s from Slytherin.

5. This raccoon is always dressed for the street.

But this creature has to be careful where it puts its tail. Like the sunglasses though.

6. Guess this wolf once worked for Lisa Frank.

The rainbow fur is a lucky guess. So are the rainbow sweatshirt and glow sticks.

7. Guess these two are a couple of traveling jack rabbits.

I was right. After all, they have their backpacks, bandannas, hats, and everything.

8. With furries, love always transcends species.

Who said cats and dogs can’t get a long? Well, this is kind of cute in its own way.

9. These two dogs have no trouble being noticed.

Because these two are in bright colors that you wouldn’t see on most mammals in nature. Neon orange and bright blue, come on.

10. For this fox, flying is a breeze.

You should note that some of these costumes do include mix and match critter. And some creatures in fantasy and mythology. This fox also has horns, by the way.

11. This fox doesn’t want to be kept waiting.

So what is this fox waiting for? An easy meal. Beats me.

12. Oh, deer.

Wonder what this deer did in the kitchen that makes him so embarrassed? Anyway, I’m sure any broken utensils can be replaced for a buck or two.

13. This lion is totally pumped.

Then again, he might be some kind of chimera if my mythology is right. Probably one that lacks horns.

14. I present to you bird that was born in the wrong era.

Yes, that’s a prehistoric bird in modern street clothes. And yes, she’s probably among the last of her kind if there’s anything to go by.

15. This zebra really enjoys the view from the balcony.

While zebras are horses, they were never domesticated because they have very bad tempers. Given that they’re lion prey, this is understandable.

16. Hey, is that Fantastic Mr. Fox?

Or just a fox dressed in business attire? I can’t really tell for sure.

17. This dalmatian has a Mickey Mouse spot.

Remind him that he be wary of a skinny middle aged woman in furs with a cigarette handle. Because Cruella just has to have a puppy fur coat.

18. How about a “hi” from a friendly polar bear?

Well, that looks quite realistic for an animal costume. But real polar bears aren’t friendly. Remember that.

19. Wonder what this black cat has been through.

Wasn’t a cat like this featured in an Edgar Allan Poe story? Then again, it’s missing a pupil.

20. Guess this pooch prefers a dog in uniform.

This is probably from Britain due to the lady dog’s police uniform style. It’s very apparent in the hat.

21. This snow leopard surely has a beautiful coat.

That’s a very convincing costume here. Wonder what it costs to make it. Like the eyes.

22. Not sure if she should try on that French maid outfit.

That looks pretty awkward. Then again, it’s probably played for comedy.

23. A dog like her is almost impossible to resist.

Well, this isn’t too bad. At least the hair style goes well with the ears and outfit.

24. Bet this dog is a little bit husky.

Why does he have white eyebrows? Because I don’t think dogs have them. Oh, wait, furries are fans of anthropomorphic characters. That explains it.

25. Now that is one funky colored fox.

As you can see, furry costumes don’t always have to be in natural colors. This one is in pink and black. And is sure to stand out 24/7.

26. I give you a look at an Arctic fox.

Does not seem too friendly. But I do think the head is spot on.

27. This eagle always dresses for the occasion.

For a second, I’d mistake him for some PSA kid appeal mascot. Because he surely resembles one.

28. Never seen a satyr tiger before.

Funny how he has a goat beard, horns, and hooves. Then again, you don’t want to mess with tigers.

29. You wouldn’t want to run in with a creature that glows in the dark.

Not sure what this creature is supposed to be. But I do think the light up effects from the face are cool.

30. Whatever this creature is, don’t mess with it.

Guess this is a case of a mix and match critter holding a couple powerful weapons. Of course, they’re props but still. Don’t know what this is.

31. Heard of a blue beast with bat wings?

That’s something you don’t see every day. I’m sure it’s a fox. But you’d have to wonder if it was inspired by a drug trip.

32. This blue bird is happy to spread his wings.

I’m sure this is a fantasy bird. Because I’m not sure if a bird like that exists in real life. The clothes fit him though.

33. That is one funky colored fox.

I know what you might be thinking. And no, I don’t think the legs and tail are tie dyed.

34. A dog always looks badass with ridges on its back.

Yes, you have the furries that have dinosaur aspects to their costumes, too. Guess they think it looks cool.

35. Don’t mind the sweet tiger here.

She’s just minding her own business. Not sure about the girly dress though.

36. A lone wolf needs to fend for himself in the West.

Because the lone wolves don’t have the packs to back them up. So they’re drifting from town to town, getting into saloon gun matches and high noon showdowns.

37. “Which way to the North Pole?”

Odd, because I thought Santa’s reindeer were at the North Pole 24/7 save Christmas Eve. Then again, I may be wrong.

38. For winter, black and neon green is all you need.

Is he supposed to be a bobcat from a raid? Then again, with some furry costumes, it’s hard to tell.

39. “I shall call him Mini Me.”

Not sure what to think about him having a plushie in his likeness. But to each his own.

40. Ever seen a fuzzy blue dragon before?

Neither did I. But he doesn’t seem dangerous from this angle.

41. Guess this guy has a thing for pampered pooches.

Not sure what the animal on the right is supposed to be. But the girl dog with glasses doesn’t look too bad.

42. All this gorilla wants to do is relax and knit.

Wouldn’t expect to see anyone knit in a gorilla suit. But that’s pretty funny.

43. This dog might have an aversion to hugs.

Then again, funky colors in nature tend to be warnings to stay away. So he might be poisonous.

44. I’m sure you don’t want to run into a creature like him on a bad day.

Another case of mix and match critters for sure. But he does look like some grim beast from a horror movie.

45. As for what to call this creature, I don’t have the slightest idea.

Honestly, I don’t know what this is supposed to be. Is it from outer space? Was it made in a lab by some mad scientist?

46. This high class cat shows up properly dressed.

Because he always has to epitomize the height of feline sophistication. Like that suit.

47. Hey, that’s not a Playboy Bunny!

Then again, vixens are said to be quite sexy. Not sure if the blond hair goes well with the red fur.

48. Hey, it’s Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy.

And it seems that he’s brought the big guns. Then again, as a raccoon, he doesn’t expect to live long anyway.

49. Take a look at this jackalope.

It’s said to be a jackrabbit with antlers from the American Southwest. In reality, some of these alleged “jackalopes” were infected by some sort of virus.

50.Guess this is what you’d call a real cowboy.

Because he’s a cow, possibly a Texas Longhorn. Though I can’t say whether he’s a bull or steer.

51. How about you give one to this horse?

He even has his hooves shoed and is well bridled. Plus, he’s great with kids.

52. This lovely dark horse has quite a mane and tail.

I wouldn’t be surprised if she thinks she should be a Mane and Tail mascot. It’s an animal shampoo by the way.

53. This purple griffin is dressed and ready for battle.

Now I know what this fantasy creature is supposed to be. Wouldn’t want to mess with him though.

54. Guess this cat likes chilling in the city.

And this city happens to be Pittsburgh. Again, not sure what this animal is supposed to be.

55. I call this one a city griffin.

Because of the street attire. Hope it doesn’t cause too much trouble.

56. I don’t this this cute leopard girl would hurt you.

However, a real leopard will if you do something to piss it off. Not sure about the red hair though.

57. Guess this shark doesn’t know what else to do.

Perhaps he’s just a fish out of water at this rate. Doesn’t understand why people flee when he’s out and about.

58. Some predators can be visually challenged.

However, since glasses aren’t available in the wild, this carnivore wouldn’t last long. Also, the blue spots wouldn’t help either.

59. It’s not every day you run into a hyena.

Not that you’d want to in the wild. Also, I hyenas aren’t cuddly at all by any stretch.

60. Not sure if you’d want to touch this hedgehog.

Because if you scare her, she might curl into a ball and give you a few wounds. Yes, hedgehogs aren’t to be trifled with.

61. A black dog can be quite a badass.

And yes, he sure looks menacing with all his gear. But in a cute way.

62. This cat surely knows how to make a regal entrance.

At least that’s what I can tell by the face. But she does seem to have hooves.

63. This colorful bird just wants to enjoy the flowers.

And what a colorful bird she is. Yet, I bet the male counterpart of her species is even more fantastic looking.

64. Hey, is that Toothless the dragon?

I think that is. Sure he’s adorable but he’s very powerful so don’t mess with him.

65. I guess this bear is hard to resist in a den.

But touch her children, she’ll rip you to shreds. Because mama bears are the last moms you’d want to cross.

66. This cool cat just wants to enjoy the winter.

So what if he decides to go casual? It’s his choice. As long as he’s comfortable.

67. Guess this is what you call a real video hound.

Yes, that’s a dog with a camcorder. There’s also a Video Hound website by the way, too.

68. This lizard doesn’t want to be late.

Hey, not all furries have to be birds, mammals, and dragons. Wonder how long it took for this person to make this costume.

69. Seems like the rainbow wolves have taken over.

And they’re trying take another in with crayons. He probably won’t escape any time soon.

70. “Excuse me, can you give me directions to Cougar Town?”

Because she’s an actual cougar as far as I could tell. Still, if she’s looking for a guy, she can find no shortage of sports mascots available.

71. “Mind if I sample some of your picnic basket?”

This is probably a costume you shouldn’t wear at a campground or park, for obvious reasons. Because black bears are more common than grizzlies.

72. This owl doesn’t give a hoot what you think.

Because after all, it’s active at night. So you’re not going to see it out and about anyway.

73. Hey, look, space cats.

Or at least one of them is. The other might be a Steampunk mechanic of some sort.

74. This animal loves to be the life of the party.

According to how he’s dressed anyway. Helps that he stands out.

75. Guess this mare is one of those derby groupies.

Okay, that’s a joke I couldn’t resist. But she does have a nice mane and tail.

76. Take a load on this bat.

Guess you can call him a literal Batman if you ask me. Sorry, Bruce Wayne.

77. Try driving this guy to extinction.

Yes, that’s supposed to be a mastodon which is now extinct. But this costume is pretty cool.

78. Guess I’d call this one a Southern Fox.

Yes, I know the Confederate flag image is racist. But I had to include this on just because.

Yes, I know the Confederate flag image is racist. But I had to include this on the post just because.

79. Oh, no, it’s the Minotaur!

Come to think of it, he might fit right in. As long as he doesn’t ask for a meal of 14 Athenian youths.

80. My, this canine is sharply dressed.

However, he can still bite even in a tuxedo. And he has the scars to prove it. So remember that.

To Infinity and Beyond with These Disney Pixar Costumes

Posted by historymaniacmegan on June 8, 2016

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While Pixar may never have existed during Walt Disney’s lifetime, there is no doubt that it shares Walt’s vision in animation and film. Pixar may only be part of the Disney empire that produces animated masterpieces that we’ve all known and loved in recent years. But it plays a significant role in the Disney dream machine as well as produces movies that could make a grown man cry. Interestingly, Pixar began when George Lucas (yes, that George Lucas) invested some of his Star Wars money to form a new Lucasfilm division called “Graphics Group” which is best known for its simulation of the Genesis scene in Wrath of Khan. Working there at the time was an animator who got fired from Disney named John Lasseter for trying to push the company to experiment with computer animation and a computer genius named Ed Catmull. You’ll hear about these guys later. Anyway, seeking money to cover divorce costs and the failure of Howard the Duck, Lucas would sell the “Graphics Group” to Steve Jobs for $10 million (yes, that Steve Jobs). It would be renamed Pixar after their first product which was a video rendering computer for medical use. It didn’t do well sales wise, but Jobs kept putting money into it and the company repurposed itself to do computer animated commercials. Meanwhile Lasseter would use CGI to make short films and show them at conventions. And eventually, Pixar would become a leader and pioneer in these CGI shorts in hopes to make an all-CGI feature film. So in the 1990s, Pixar made a distribution deal with Disney, created Toy Story, and the rest is history. Later Disney would buy Pixar for $7 billion (which was more than they bought Marvel at $4 billion) as well as made Steve Jobs a company shareholder. And eventually it bought Lucasfilm and have J.J. Abrams make The Force Awakens. Nevertheless, Pixar is a leader in CGI animation with 13 out of its 16 released so far having been nominated for at least an Oscar. Not to mention Up and Toy Story 3 were both nominated for Best Picture (and deservedly so). Nearly all their films take their subjects and turn them on their heads such as friendly monsters who only scare kids for a living, a race car remake of The Hustler, robots that teach humans to feel emotions again, etc. and in doing so pack them full of humor and drama. Their films have also been very successful at the box office mainly because they tend to cater to families and people of all ages.

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That saying, you’ll find a lot of Pixar fans out there. After all, they make movies that resonate with most audiences around the world. Then there are people who are my age as well as grew up with these movies all their lives. For instance, I watched Toy Story in theaters when I was 5 as well as saw Toy Story 3 when I was in college. And it’s not unusual for some of its fanbase to dress like Pixar characters. You might find people dressed up in Pixar costumes for Halloween, at the Disney Parks, or conventions. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of Pixar costumes.

No aspiring cook can’t make a stew without a rat on their head.

This is from Ratatouille no doubt. But isn’t the rat supposed to be in the hat? Then again, it doesn’t matter. The kid’s cute.

2. Looks like the Child Detection Agency is on the job.

The Child Detection Agency was in Monsters, Inc. which is charged with finding kids in the monster world. Also, they believe that kids are toxic contaminants, which Mike and Sulley realize isn’t the case. Still, this is a very creative costume.

3. Iron Man Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.

Yes, this is Iron Man in a suit designed like Buzz Lightyear. Or Buzz Lightyear in an Iron Man suit. You take your pick.

4. With Carl and Russell, adventure is out there.

These are kids dressed as Carl and Russell. I guess Carl’s costume was fairly easy. And Russell has a plushie of Dug.

5. As long as Boo is in this disguise, no one can detect her.

Boo is a little girl who finds herself trapped in the Monsters, Inc. factory. But she’s unafraid of most monsters except Randall. Love how she calls Sulley “Kitty.”

6. Seems like Andy’s Toys are checking out the neighborhood.

Well, some of them anyway. Like the Rex costume. I bet someone really spent a lot of time making that.

7. For Pixar, there is no better love story than of that between Carl and Ellie Frederickson.

It’s a romance of childhood sweethearts that lasts 8 minutes with no dialogue. But it’s way better than Twilight. Anyway, these kids are so cute.

8. Looks like we have some contamination with George Sanderson.

This kid is dressed up as a monster who arrives at the factory with a sock on his back. He’s later shaved and has to wear a cone. Let’s just say it makes scaring rather inconvenient.

9. Hey, the cast of Woody’s Roundup has reunited.

Well, with the exception of Woody’s horse Bull’s Eye. But Sheriff Woody is still the rootingest, tootingest cowboy in the Wild, Wild West. The dad’s Stinky Pete the Prospector’s costume is awesome.

10. Edna Mode can always make a superhero look good.

And yet, I found another Edna Mode costume. I guess she’s a very noteworthy character based on Edith Head. Still, this is funny.

11. WALL-E is looking a bit rusty.

This one seems to be a DIY. And I bet this boy has a parent who’s a repressed art major. Nevertheless, WALL-E is so adorable and so sweet that you just want to give him a hug.

12. If you loved Up, then you’ll like seeing Carl and Russell with Kevin and Dug.

Guess this is a group costume pose. I especially like Kevin’s with the bright feathers. So creative.

13. In Toy Story, Buzz and Woody will always have a friend in each other as well as Jessie.

After all, Buzz tends to have a thing with cowgirls. But I like how the dad’s Buzz costume is DIY. Guess this is a Toy Story family.

14. For super family fun, you can’t go wrong with Syndrome and the Incredibles.

Well, they don’t look quite like the Incredibles. But I guess their costumes aren’t that hard to make. Like the Syndrome kid though.

15. Oh, Boo, did you draw a picture?

Oh, Randall’s your monster who’s voiced by Steve Buscemi. Nevertheless, this kind of funny.

16. Sorry, Darla, but you’re just not good with fish.

In case you don’t remember, she’s the dentist’s niece from Finding Nemo. And there’s a good reason why the aquarium fish are afraid of her.

17. Spare some candy for a little trash collecting robot?

Yes, this is another WALL-E costume that’s also DIY. And yes, it’s adorable as can be.

18. “I’m watching you Wazowski.”

Sure she may be an administrative worker and a slug. But Roz is more than what she seems. Yeah, she’s awesome.

19. Carl Frederickson is off for an adventure to Paradise Falls.

I guess this was a fairly easy costume to make. Like the balloons and the plush dog at the cane.

20. Seems like Riley’s emotions are acting up.

And it seems all 5 have made an appearance. Seems like Fear really knows how to dress.

21. For complex operations, you can count on the plastic army guys.

They’re characters in Toy Story by the way. And they play a role in the first movie. These are clever.

22. Mr. Incredible and Frozone are always the best of friends.

Mr. Incredible has super strength and a family to back him. Frozone has ice powers and the voice of Samuel L. Jackson.

23. Marlin always tries his best to keep Nemo by his side at their home.

I bet the mother’s costume in this took the longest. Still, like the Marlin and Nemo costumes. So adorable.

24. No little green man can ever resist the power of the Almighty Claw at Pizza Planet.

Those aliens are so memorable in Toy Story. And these costumes are just great.

25. Seems like we have child on the premises.

Because we have the CDA showing up. Oh, wait these are children dressed as the CDA monsters.

26. As you know, Marlin and Nemo live in a sea anemone.

At least that’s what appears in the movie. Still, wonder how many balloons it took for this costume.

27. Princess Merida never leaves without her bow.

This is especially when her mom’s been turned into a bear. Then again, it was her fault because she wanted to “change her fate.”

28. For a party crisis, it’s Bud Lighyear to the rescue.

Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. But you have to admit, making a Buzz costume with six pack boxes is quite clever.

29. Wonder what Bo Peep is looking for this time.

Keep in mind that she has a sheep with 3 heads. And is Woody’s main squeeze by the way.

30. Jessie is always a kind of rough and tumble cowgirl.

However, you don’t meet her until Toy Story 2 by the way. And she has a thing for space men like Buzz Lightyear.

31. This family is so monstrous it’s scary.

Looks like this family is really into Monsters, Inc. I kid costumes, especially Boo's.

Looks like this family is really into Monsters, Inc. I like the kid costumes, especially Boo’s.

32. Roz always pays close attention to the scare floor.

I guess this woman is a teacher. Doesn’t resemble a slug too much. But I could tell by the outfit.

33. Wonder what this guy has hiding in his chef’s hat.

We know it’s Remy the Rat. But don’t tell the food inspectors that. By the way, the kid is Alfredo Linguini and he’s not chef material.

34. No, that’s not Buzz Lightyear. That’s Mrs. Nesbit.

Okay, that’s Buzz Lightyear as Mrs. Nesbit at Sid’s sister’s tea party. And yes, it’s hilarious.

35. Guess this family really has to sort out their emotions.

This must be an Inside Out family. Too bad the dad is scared while the kids are sad, angry, and disgusted.

36. Looks like Russell and Kevin are taking each other well.

Yes, I know Kevin’s female. But Russell made an honest mistake naming her that. Because female birds don’t tend to have bright colors. So Russell mistaking Kevin’s gender isn’t far fetched at all.

37. Those who remember Inside Out might recall Riley’s imaginary friend Bing Bong.

When you make him sad, he’s known to cry candy. He also rides a unicorn.

38. Carl may be an old man, but don’t try to remove him from his home.

Because Carl will take the house with him when he gets out of town. Like the little Up house here. The kid is so cute, too.

39. Sometimes you need a rat to help you in the kitchen.

Yes, this is a dad and kid costume from Ratatouille. And yes, these two look so adorable.

40. For those real into Pixar, this lamp costume might make your day.

I know this is from Costume Works and is for a young child. But considering that this lamp is used for Pixar’s logo, it’s fitting.

41. You never know what monster is lurking under your bed.

However, if they scare you, just remember they’re trying to make a living. And that their world is powered by your screams.

42. Those who’ve seen Toy Story 3 can’t forget Barbie and Ken.

Guess the guys played up the Ken Doll jokes in that movie for all its worth. And yes, Ken was hysterical.

43. Riley’s imaginary boyfriend would do anything for her.

This is probably one of the easiest costumes I’ve seen from Disney. All it takes is a Zac Efron getup and a speech bubble.

44. Even at an advanced age, Carl shows no signs of slowing down.

Like how they used a walker with tennis balls on the ends. So adorable.

45. Guess this is an old picture of Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl.

Well, before they got married and had kids. It’s not wonder their children turned out to have super powers.

46. Somehow, Bo Peep tends to take to pink.

Doesn’t seem to have her shepherd’s crook with her for some reason. But I have to admit she’s has a lovely dress.

47. Seems like Merida has found something.

Not sure what she’s looking at. And I don’t know if I’d want to find out.

48. Carl will always be there to Russell to lend a helping hand.

However, he’s not going to like him at first for being a stowaway to his trip to Paradise Falls. But eventually, he’ll warm up.

49. Not sure who this little monster is supposed to be.

I know this is a character from Monsters, Inc. I just can’t put a name on him or her. Anyway, this is so cute.

50. Carl and Ellie have always shared a spirit for adventure.

Sure Ellie didn’t live to go to Paradise Falls. But that’s okay, because her best adventure was her life with Carl. And she always felt blessed to have him in her life.

51. Guess the toys are back in town at this party.

I think this might be a group costume idea for a Halloween party. Like the Potato Heads.

52. Who knew that Pixar wasn’t just for humans?

To be fair, this dog is probably not in a costume. But I think the owner is having a lot of fun having their dog in a cone.

53. See, I told you Bo Peep had a 3 headed sheep.

However, don’t ask whether it was a product of a nuclear accident at Three Mile Island. Still, at least this proves my point.

54. Seems like Russell has found a very rare bird.

I guess this is a couple’s costume idea for Halloween. All Russell needs is that helping the elderly badge.

55. When danger strikes, the Incredibles will be on their way.

And it seems everyone’s here but Jack Jack. Then again, Syndrome might not want to know what Jack Jack is capable of.

56. Among the Incredibles, Jack Jack is the baby.

However, he’s one baby you don’t want to mess with. He has a multitude of superhuman abilities like shapeshifting.

57. On Woody’s Round Up, nobody can ever forget Sheriff Woody and Jessie the Cowgirl.

Guess these two are brother and sister and are dressed for Halloween. Still, these two are so cute.

58. Looks like Russell and Kevin can’t leave without the house.

Since this is a Pixar costume post, I had to show the Up House. Just because everyone remembers it.

59. Those who like the ocean but aren’t fans of The Little Mermaid might want to go with Finding Nemo.

Yes, this is a Finding Nemo family. And it seems the parents are a diver and Darla. Like the dog shark.

60. Seems like Russell came across Mr. Frederickson’s house.

Well, he’s actually a stowaway. But still, this seems like a cute costume idea for couples.

61. EVE always has an eye for green on earth.

Yes, I know she doesn’t look quite like EVE. But you have to like the plant in the shoe that WALL-E found for her.

62. WALL-E will always go to the ends of the earth and beyond to be with EVE.

Before WALL-E, guess no one thought a robot love story could be done. But Pixar showed it could work and would make grown men cry, too.

63. Guess this picture was taken in Riley’s head.

Looks like it from how her feelings are grouped together. And Anger seems to be reading the news.

64. For some toys, the party starts when the kids are away.

I bet you can recognize some of these Toy Story characters. I have a feeling that Mr. Potato Head took the picture.

65. For this Buzz, it’s to infinity and beyond in the 19th century.

Yes, this is a steampunk Buzz Lightyear. And yes, his suit has all the gear but more suited for a bygone era.

66. This little boy has all the makings of a Wilderness Explorer.

And what an adorable Wilderness Explorer he makes. He also has most of his badges, too.

67. Looks like we have a couple of army men at work.

One is taking aim and the other is checking for mines. And in green plastic, too.

68. Apparently, Mike Wazowski is really bad with turning in paperwork.

Man, that’s almost like you see the guy in the flesh. I guess Pixar would certainly be proud with this.

69. Frozone can always keep the scene cool when it needs to be.

By “cool” I mean like anything below 32 degrees Fahrenheit. Like you’d have in a walk-in freezer.

70. Wonder what Buzz Lightyear is doing at this moment on a bench.

Maybe he’s deep in thought and wants us to mind our own business. Then again, he might be waiting for Woody.

71. There is no robot that can capture WALL-E’s heart like EVE.

And it seems like this EVE really has a lot going here. Well, until she finds a plant and shuts down.

72. This little Mike Wazowski can make anyone green with envy.

Well, not quite. But you have to admit. This Mike costume is so cute.

73. I’m sure this WALL-E family is out of this world.

Well, the space station gives us a sad commentary on our culture. But this seems kind of cute costume wise.

74. Wonder if Andy will have the decency to pick up his toys on the steps.

Oh, wait. Andy is in that picture. And maybe even Bonnie. Still, this is kind of cool.

75. Apparently, two umbrellas can also find a connection.

This must be from a Pixar short I’ve never seen. Because I don’t recognize the umbrellas here.

76. I’m completely positive that not even Woody can resist this little Bo Peep.

And here she is in a little pink dress and bonnet. So adorable that she’ll just melt your heart.

77. Man, Russell must’ve found some gorgeous bird.

Yes, I know it’s a Russell and Kevin couple’s costume from Up. But this Kevin costume has feathers.

78. WALL-E always has to bring his cooler along.

Because that’s where WALL-E keeps some things of personal interest. Still, this is quite creative.

79. Greetings, Sheriff Woody at your service.

Well, I had to get Woody by himself for God’s sake. Because in Toy Story, he’s basically the main character.

80. As an Incredible, Violet has the makings of a teenage superheroine.

For some reason, I’ve seen more Violet cosplays than anyone else from that movie. Then again, it should be no surprise.

81. Looks like Carl and Ellie are having a good time at Pixar Studios.

This must be at Disneyland, California. But they do seem to be having a really good time there.

82. Looks like Bullseye has to show us whom he belongs to.

Oh, I get it. He has “Andy” spelled out on his hooves. That’s clever.

83. Even a monster can never resist Boo’s innate cuteness.

Because she’s such a sweet, little girl in pig tails. And she thinks Sulley is a kitty. Costume is so adorable.

84. Hope this Pixar lamp brightens your day.

Because it’s the kind of lamp you can’t get enough of. I mean you see this before every Pixar movie to date.

85. Oh, crap. CDA has caught up with Boo.

Well, Boo should’ve been in her bedroom but wandered off in her closet when she wasn’t supposed to. Still, this is pretty clever.

86. Seems like Anger’s being a bit temperamental lately.

Well, that’s not surprising. Still, it’s nice to see Bing Bong in there with the feels from Inside Out.

87. Looks like this dog’s house is a little Up.

Yes, this is another canine costume. And yes, it’s the house from Up on a chihuahua.

88. “I’m tour guide Barbie.”

Another character from Toy Story 2. Her romance with Ken makes you think they were made for each other. Which is very much the case.

89. Looks like EVE resembles a trash bin, literally.

Well, her costume was made from a trash bin. Like the WALL-E one, too.

90. Check out Barbie and Ken’s new jeep.

It’s said that Ken goes through several costume changes in Toy Story 3. And he’s voiced by Michael Keaton, too.

91. Uh, have you come across a large lamp?

Well, we all know the lamp gets around through jumping. Wonder how this girl sits down now and then.

92. Carl and Ellie always like to spend Halloween in the Magic Kingdom.

And here they show Ellie’s adventure book. Like their hats.

93. I’m sure this kid is just a little Buzz.

And if it’s Halloween, he’ll go to infinity and beyond for candy. So adorable.

94. Looks like this family is going UP for adventure.

This one has Carl and his wife along with Russell and Kevin. And yes, it has balloons, too.

95. With Woody and Buzz, they’ve always got a friend in each other.

Helps that the theme in their movies is “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” by Randy Newman. Still, you have to like these costumes.

96. Not sure if you can attach balloons to a cardboard house.

Apparently, you can when you see this kid. Just love the colors on them.

97. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Slinky Dog.

Yes, it’s a Slinky Dog costume for a dog. And apparently, it’s utterly brilliant.

98. Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head.

Had to get these two in sooner or later. After all, they’re among the iconic couples of Toy Story.

99. Never before have I’ve seen Buzz all blown up.

Let’s hope he stays away from sharp objects. Or else, his costume would be totally ruined.

100. Finally, to end this post, I bring you Dolly.

Dolly is one of Bonnie’s toys who helps Andy get back to Sunnyside Daycare. And yes, you can’t help but like this costume.

May You Not Live Happily Ever After in These Disney Villain Costumes

Posted by historymaniacmegan on June 5, 2016

If you think Disney is a company that specializes in cheesy movies, family friendly fairy tales, and everyone living happily ever after, then you’ve never come across these guys. Yes, dismiss Disney all you want as entertainment that reeks with a saccharine sweetness aimed to children. However, mark my words, we have to come to terms that these Disney bad guys are anything but saccharine and barely meet the decency guidelines in what can be considered children’s entertainment. In fact, for a company known to make Mickey Mouse and Winnie the Pooh cartoons, Disney has managed to come up with some really sinister villains who have done their share of damage for the protagonists or their loved ones. And some of them have been seen among the greatest villains of all time. Some of them have even got their own songs. But even at their most evil, a lot of them attract fans since they tend to seem quite interesting, cool, and entertaining. And Disney has taken notice. However, since these are Disney movies, don’t expect them to live happily ever after or at least get what they want in the end. In fact, expect some of them getting killed through falling down from somewhere. Or worse. Though they will be missed to an extent.

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Since Disney villains have their share of fans, it’s not unusual to see some of them dressed as their favorite Disney baddie. Of course, for some villains like Maleficent and Gaston, since Maleficent is an attractive sorceress who has way more lines and screentime than Aurora while Gaston, well, is so full of himself that it’s funny and even has an excellent song about how great he is. Hades and Ursula may be bad but they both have really great personalities. Ratigan and Scar are voiced by the talents of Vincent Price and Jeremy Irons respectively and both have really great songs. Also, Captain Hook and Jafar really know how to dress. Then there are others who have fans that make your scratch your head over like Hans and Frollo since Hans managed to get Anna to fall for him only to stab her in the back while Frollo thinks he’s a virtuous man of God when he’s really a complete self-righteous hypocrite who is abusive toward Quasimodo whose mother he killed and sees him as an abomination, tries to burn an entire city because Esmeralda refuses to sleep with him, goes after Captain Phoebus for disobeying an order that goes against his principles (like burning an innocent miller and his family for hiding gypsies), throws down the Archdeacon for standing in his way, and using his personally twisted theology to justify his actions. Nevertheless, I bring you a treasure trove of people dressed as the bad guys from Disney.

In Wonderland, it would be wise not to piss off the Queen of Hearts.

Because the Queen of Hearts tends to say, “Off with their heads!” which whenever someone makes her angry. And she tends to get irritated by the slightest upset.

2. As the Sultan’s Vizier, Jafar uses his cobra staff to hypnotize his boss.

I’d love to see Jafar going through airport security. Bet he’ll use his staff to hypnotize TSA agents.

3. Yzma always takes great pains to look glamorous.

It’s widely said that Yzma has a secret lab. Don’t tell anybody I said that.

4. Cruella De Vil is an absolute slave to fashion that she’ll risk animal cruelty for a fur coat.

Well, this is a 101 Dalmatians family. Still, I feel for the little puppies in this picture.

5. Didn’t know that Yzma and Syndrome were an item.

Well, Syndrome is the villain from The Incredibles who started out as a crazed fan. As for Yzma, well, she’s a sorceress from the Emperor’s New Groove who turned her boss into an alpaca.

6. Sometimes wickedness has a tendency to run in the family.

Well, to some extent. Still, you might not want to mess with this bunch if you can avoid them.

7. It would be wise to invite this little Maleficent to your party.

Because if you don’t, she might put a curse on somebody’s baby. Yeah, she doesn’t take being rejected very well.

8. As a sea witch, Ursula always tries to look her best.

And this Ursula seems quite pretty compared to what she looked like in the movie. Still, the sea witch can be captivating in her own way.

9. A little evil queen like her always desires to be the fairest one of all.

Then again, I bet she relies on a magic mirror to boost her ego. But if the mirror doesn’t do his job, oooh boy.

10. As we know, Gaston is quite a guy.

However, you have to wonder why he just get over Belle. Because I’m sure there are plenty of women in his village who’d want him.

11. As Gaston’s toady, LeFou always knows how to cheer him up.

By getting a local bar to sing a song about how great he is. Because no one does it like Gaston.

12. Cruella De Vil can always keep up her appearances.

However, not sure about seeing her with a Dalmatian and in a coat like this. Makes me wonder.

13. Someone should tell Captain Hook to avoid crocodile infested waters.

I know I’ve tried to avoid putting Peter Pan on my Disney posts. But Captain Hook is such an iconic Disney villain that I’ve made this article an exception.

14. Only Maleficent can look this good in green skin and horns.

She can also turn into a dragon if she feels the need. However, she ends up getting disembowled by Prince Philip in the process.

She can also turn into a dragon if she feels the need. However, she ends up getting disemboweled by Prince Philip in the process.

15. Sometimes it’s always the bad girls who look glamorous in Disney.

Well, as far as these costumes are concerned. But I wouldn't call Ursula, Cruella, and the Queen of Hearts as attractive in their movies.

Well, as far as these costumes are concerned. But I wouldn’t refer Ursula, Cruella, and the Queen of Hearts as attractive in their movies.

16. As Mufasa’s brother, Scar always aspired to be king of the Pride lands.

Yet, for some reason Mufasa didn’t suspect that Scar would stab him in the back. Well, until it was too late when Scar threw him off a cliff.

17. Seems like Cruella and a henchman caught at least one puppy.

However, one pup isn’t going to be enough for her. She has to have 99 of them for a coat her size.

18. Sorry, Ariel, but Eric is Vanessa’s prince once and for all.

Oh, and “Vanessa” is Ursula by the way. And she’s deliberately trying to spoil your chances with Eric so she can usurp your dad.

19. With Triton’s crown and trident, Ursula is unstoppable.

As long as Eric’s not around to impale her with a sunken ship. Because that’s how she meets her end.

20. Please don’t take an apple from this evil queen.

Because it’s laced with poison that could only be revived through an act of sexual assault. Yeah, magic potions and spells are funny that way.

21. With her staff and her trusty raven Diablo, Maleficent is a formidable Mistress of All Evil.

Sure she may attractive in black and purple. But she’s the green skin woman who people like Captain Kirk should avoid.

22. There is no tot as manly as baby Gaston.

No one poops like Gaston or give big toots like Gaston. No one goes stomping around wearing boots like Gaston. I bet little guy will use antlers in all of his decorating.

No one poops like Gaston or give big toots like Gaston. No one goes stomping around being so cute like Gaston. I bet little guy will use antlers in all of his decorating.

23. Cruella De Vil is always clad in black, white, and red all over.

Like how she’s carrying a red handbag with her costume. And she’s wearing leopard prints, too. So creative.

24. At Agrabah, Jafar wishes to have Jasmine in his clutches.

Mostly because marrying her gives him a way to legitimate his power. Other than that, he doesn’t care what she thinks.

25. Apparently, this little Maleficent isn’t pleased.

Let’s hope she doesn’t have your teenage daughter pass out after touching a glowing spinning wheel. Yes, this is one mean witch you don’t want to cross.

26. “Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?”

“And if it’s anyone other than me, I’ll kill em.'” Look, Queen, maybe you get rid of that mirror, and be the fairest one of all in your own life. Seriously, do you think you can solve your problems by killing Snow White? No.

27. Ursula never underestimates the importance of “body language.”

I know some said that Ariel should’ve known better than to sign a contract with Ursula. However, Ursula clearly didn’t hold her end of the bargain and did everything she could so Ariel wouldn’t succeed with Eric. Oh, and she used Ariel’s voice to hypnotize Eric, too.

28. Introducing Maleficent in her armored glory.

I don’t think Maleficent needs an outfit like that as Mistress of All Evil. She’s pretty badass in her traditional get up already.

29. I wouldn’t look right into Jafar’s staff if I were you.

Because that’s how he hypnotizes the Sultan. However, before the Genie, his powers can only go so far.

30. “Do you play croquet?”

And yes, they play with hedgehogs and flamingos in Wonderland. Animal rights people, if you see anything wrong with it, shut up in her presence if you want to live.

31. “And now that I’m grown, I eat 5 dozen eggs so I’m roughly the size of a barge.”

And that if Gaston wasn’t killed by the fall in Beauty and the Beast, heart problems would’ve gotten the better of him. Seriously, that’s not healthy.

32. Judge Claude Frollo always sees the world engulfed in hellfire and sin.

However, Frollo is a self-righteous hypocrite who never admits that he’s in the wrong. And despite being “justly proud” of his “godly virtue,” he’s willing to burn a city because some gypsy girl won’t sleep with him.

33. For Mother Gothel, mother always knows best when it comes to Rapunzel.

And she’s basically keeping Rapunzel in a tower because her hair has healing powers and could make her look young. But yes, Gothel is really nasty.

34. On Villains Vogue is Cruella De Vil.

And she sure knows how to dress. Wonder how many dogs had to die for that fur coat she’s wearing.

35. Stinky Pete the Prospector from Woody’s Round Up has never been removed from the box.

Well, until he got himself out of it, of course. He’s quite manipulative and does everything to make sure Woody never returns to Andy. Then again, he has no idea what it’s like to be loved as a toy.

36. Ursula is always willing to lend a hand for some “poor unfortunate souls.”

Well, for a fee anyway. Still, if you don’t keep your end, well, you’ll just end up in her polyp garden.

37. A queen always looks regal in purple.

However, an evil queen is never satisfied unless she’s fairest one of all. And she’s willing to resort to putting an ugly disguise and poisoning her stepdaughter to have that.

38. In Neverland Captain Hook wants Peter Pan dead.

However, if some kid sliced your hand off and fed it to crocodiles, you’d be angry, too. So you can’t really blame Captain Hook for going after the guy.

39. If Cruella De Vil doesn’t scare you, no evil thing will.

Well, this woman’s Cruella coat is almost spot on. And it has a red lining to go with it.

40. This little Ursula is a real sea monster.

And despite her demeanor, Ursula is really not to be trusted since she only cares about herself. Still, I think this costume is adorable.

41. Guess this little girl can be a bit Cruella so to speak.

And she doesn’t look happy either. Though to be fair, Cruella isn’t a happy person, at least towards the end.

42. As god of the Underworld, Hades is lord of the dead.

Yet, in Greek mythology he’s not a bad guy. And in the Hercules legend, all he does is tell Herc not to harm Cerberus and bring him back when he’s done. And Herc did.

43. There must be some gathering of Disney villains here someplace.

Yes, you see a lot of your favorite Disney baddies. That guy in the hunting outfit is from Bambi, by the way. He shoots Bambi’s mom.

44. Didn’t know Deadpool was a fan of Disney villains.

Yet, here we have a Deadpool Jafar and Maleficent. Wonder what side these two are on.

45. Guess Aurora is now what you call a “sleeping beauty.”

Because Maleficent had to put a curse on her since she wasn’t invited to her christening. Now on to capturing Prince Philip.

46. Ursula can be quite a looker in her human form.

But she hypnotizes and seduces Eric with Ariel’s voice in her shell necklace. Thankfully the sea creatures intervened before she could marry him.

47. Mother Gothel will do almost anything to retain her youthful appearance.

After all, how else can she retain a body like this without Rapunzel’s hair? So that’s why she kept the girl in a faraway tower.

48. Maleficent may be a bad girl but she’ll never back down.

Besides, she can be quite cool since she almost won part way through. If she had Philip killed and had the Good Fairies turned to stone, she would’ve been victorious.

49. For a Pre-Columbian priestess, Yzma always decks herself in feathers.

May not be over the top, but it’s quite clever. Even if this costume is mostly made from tulle.

50. Which will it be poison apple or heart in a box?

And both will be used on Snow White, her stepdaughter. The Evil Queen can be quite nasty as you see.

51. Man, does Stinky Pete have a big pick.

Wonder if it helped him get out of that box. Still, despite his grandfatherly exterior, Stinky Pete isn’t a nice guy or he wouldn’t be on here.

52. Dr. Facilier is a witch doctor you might want to avoid in New Orleans.

Yes, turn Naveen into a frog and have his servant take the form of the prince. Wonder what can go wrong there.

53. Guess the Evil Queen is insistent on offering the apple.

Guess this is a couple’s costume idea with the guy as the Magic Mirror. Doesn’t seem too happy here. But does he ever? No.

54. Lady Tremaine is a social climbing fiend who really hates her stepdaughter.

Of course, her own daughters aren’t lookers themselves. Also, I have no idea why she doesn’t use Cinderella to further her interests. I mean I’d do the same if I were her.

55. It’s always hard to imagine Yzma without her Kronk.

I guess her henchmen position had few takers. Because Kronk is a complete tool. Funny, but a tool.

56. For Captain Hook, Smee is his right hand man.

As you can see, Disney henchmen mostly tend to be idiots. Smee is no exception but he’s not a mean guy though.

57. Madam Mim is said to be a rather powerful sorceress.

She’s from the Sword and the Stone which is about King Arthur. She doesn’t have a lot of screentime but she tends to be rather popular.

58. A Queen of Hearts always has to have her robes lined with furs.

And here she is with a flamingo as a croquet mallet. Don’t piss her off. Really, if you value your life, just don’t.

59. In some Disney families, it’s good to be bad.

Here we have Jafar, Curella, Maleficent, and Syndrome. And yes, everyone in the clan looks very evil.

60. Cruella De Vil always has to look stylish in furs.

Notice how she dresses in black, white and red? But at least in this one she’s wearing a big hat.

61. When hungry, avoid women like her.

Because her apples are poison. Also, she’s the Evil Queen in disguise by the way.

62. Apparently, Kronk and Yzma seem to have a good time.

In movie the Emperor’s New Groove, this isn’t the case. Because Yzma is always mad at Kronk being an idiot, which is good comedy.

63. Lady Tremaine always tried to get her daughters to marry well.

Unfortunately, her girls don’t fare well in the looks department. Though that may not matter much.

64. Looks like little Cruella has found at least one of the puppies.

And it seems like this little puppy is crying. Then again, you would, too, if you were near her. Still, this is perfect.

65. So Gothel, Jafar, and Ursula walk into a bar.

And they seem to get along together. Then again, Gothel isn't over dominating the world. But Jafar and Ursula, I'm not sure.

And they seem to get along together. Then again, Gothel isn’t hot with dominating the world. But Jafar and Ursula, I’m not sure.

66. Seems like Snow White is in a lot of trouble here.

Because this one has the Evil Queen and her hag disguise. And she’s offering a poison apple, too.

67. Jafar might want to watch his back if he’s smart.

Because Aladdin is wielding a sword at him for good reason. Perhaps he should try to aim for his pride.

68. Even the notorious Cruella De Vil had to start out small.

Yes, I know Cruella isn’t nice, especially to animals. But this costume is so cute.

69. Looks like the Disney villains are having a poker night.

Then again, they might be scheming against each other. Or maybe not. I can’t tell.

70. Mother Gothel never leaves home without her cape.

However, she always makes sure Rapunzel never leaves the tower. Ever. Because she’s really intent on staying young.

71. Claude Frollo always sees himself as a righteous man.

However, he’s not because he abuses Quasimodo and lusts after Esmeralda that he makes life miserable for everybody when she rejects him. He’s a real nasty piece of work.

72. No, Cruella, I don’t think your dog wants a fur coat.

Then again, it’s probably part of the outfit. You have to give kudos to creativity to say the least.

73. “Off with their heads!”

Now there’s a woman you really don’t want on your bad side. Unfortunately for you, it’s very easy to get there.

74. Sometimes Gaston likes to show off now and then.

However, I have strong doubts Belle would be impressed. Because she rejected him multiple times.

75. Oh, dear, Mother Gothel has a knife.

Guess she found out that Rapunzel left the tower and skipped out. That can’t be good.

76. No I don’t think Elsa would get skimpy for Prince Hans.

Because Hans is the bad guy in Frozen and he’s no Han Solo. I mean he tried to take over her kingdom. What don’t you understand?

77. Don’t tell me that Cruella already skinned some of the puppies.

Okay, this is kind of sick. Seriously, this is demented. But pretty creative since you don’t see costumes like that.

78. Didn’t know that was Sid all grown up as a garbage man.

Okay, he’s not a villain at this point. But some of the things he did in the first Toy Story really freaked the toys out. I mean really.

79. Introducing Maleficent and the Evil Queen, steampunk style.

Yes, these bad girls are dressed like they’re from the 19th century. Doesn’t make them less menacing though.

80. Prince Hans is a man from the Southern Isles.

And he wants to rule a kingdom but being the youngest of 12 brothers, he doesn’t have a chance. Unless he marries Anna and takes over Arendale. Then again, maybe he should’ve just given up his power trip and find himself a hobby.

81. Here we have Yzma and Kronk in the secret lab.

Actually it’s a “secret lab” that everyone knows about. And let’s just say, it doesn’t go all well to Yzma’s plan.

82. Ursula is always accompanied by her eels Flotsam and Jetsam.

Basically the only two creatures Ursula cares about or mourns for. As for everyone else, well, they’re either a pawn or an enemy.

83. The Queen of Hears would like some tarts after a game of croquet.

Now I like the use of the garden flamingo in this as a mallet. I think think it’s ingenious.

84. Here Vanessa takes a stroll on the beach at night.

I guess that’s where she’ll get Eric to dump Ariel so she could get back at Triton. Yes, this is Ursula as you see.

85. Looks like Hades is enjoying himself after all.

And is that Persephone? Then again, probably not. Still, that’s a pretty good costume of Hades.

86. Sorry, Vanessa, but you’re not fooling anyone.

I know that’s a painting instead of a mirror. But it kind of illustrates the point if you don’t get me wrong.

87. “Choose me or the fire.”

Okay, that’s kind of a disturbing cosplay. But then again, Frollo is a really disturbing guy who really needs to admit that something’s wrong with him.

88. Oh, dear, Ursula is about to stab Flounder.

And she’s going at him with a fork. Disturbing, but appropriate.

89. Where would Yzma be if she didn’t have her gigantic plume?

Well, the plume was much bigger in the movie. Yet, this one is made from construction paper. Obviously.

90. Who knew that Maleficent could look so pretty in purple?

Sure she may be the Mistress of All Evil. But even you have to admit that this is adorable.

91. Apparently, Ursula is not amused.

Then again, a tutu skirt would be perfect for Ursula. Because she is part octopus as we know.

92. Relax, Hades is cool, at the moment.

Well, here he is with a skull. Poor Hades. All he wants is to take over Mount Olympus because his job as ruler of the Underworld sucks.

93. Yes, Cruella’s hair isn’t always a consistent color.

But you have to admit, the woman really loves her furs. And her fashion.

94. Maleficent is just out to get some fresh air.

Well, maybe she’s trying to look for Aurora. However, I don’t think she’s up to any good at this point.

95. Want to share with Hades?

Okay, that cup is filled with gummi worms for flames. But still, don’t touch his awesome blue hair.

96. Of course, this little sea witch hasn’t been in a good mood lately.

What’s the matter? King Triton won’t let you borrow his trident? Oh, there, there.

97. As Governor of Jamestown, John Ratcliffe believes that riches are found below.

Unfortunately, he was completely wrong about the gold. So he blamed the Indians and tried to attack them. What a prick. But nice pigtails.

98. Somehow, Hades seems to approve for some reason.

Well, he’s giving a thumbs up. Still, you have to admit, he’s pretty funny in Disney’s Hercules if you ask me.

99. Here we have the Horned King getting chummy with Marvel’s Doctor Doom.

The Horned King is a villain from the Black Cauldron that was made in the 1970s. He wants to use the cauldron to make a zombie army. That’s all I know.

100. Yes, Frollo just stand pretty with your hands folded.

Sure Frollo has a cool outfit. But his falling off Notre Dame’s roof and into molten metal. Bye, bye, Frollo. You won’t be missed.

Be the Fairest One of All in These Disney Princess Costumes

Posted by historymaniacmegan on June 3, 2016

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As you may know, Disney tends to be known for their official Disney Princess franchise which consist of female protagonists who’ve appeared in their movies and somehow left a mark on pop culture. They could be royal by birth, royal by marriage, or just be a kickass heroine in her own right. Let’s just say Disney throws the term rather loosely. As of 2016, the official Disney Princess line-up consists of Snow White, Aurora, Cinderella, Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Pocahontas, Mulan, Tiana, Rapunzel, and Merida. There are also unofficial Disney Princesses who aren’t included since their films didn’t do well at the box office, marketing wasn’t successful, or they’re too young. Or in Anna and Elsa’s case, their franchise was so successful that it was irrelevant for them to be included in the line-up. But since Mulan and Pocahontas can be official Disney Princesses, I’m just going to play fast and loose with the term and include the unofficial line-up. After all, when you want to do a post about Disney Princesses, I’d rather just go by the line-ups according to the fans, not the franchise.

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As you can see, a lot of Disney Princesses tend to have a wardrobe full of iconic outfits you’ve seen in their movies. And it’s not unusual for many Disney fans to dress up as these leading ladies either whether it be for Halloween, on a Disney trip, or for a convention. So for your royal reading pleasure, I present to you a treasure trove of Disney Princess costumes considered the fairest ones of all.

Guess Snow White bit into the wrong apple.

You know what they say about not taking food from strangers. Now she needs a guy to kiss her so she can come back to life.

2. Seems like Cinderella started doing chores for her stepmother and stepsisters at a young age.

This is a baby Cinderella in rags costume. Wonder if it comes with its own little broom and dust bin.

3. Here we have Ariel washed up on the beach.

And I see she has straps to her purple seashell bra. I’m sure Ariel didn’t have that in the movie.

4. In Thebes, Megara wears a simple purple Grecian gown.

Yes, I know Megara isn’t an official Disney Princess. But being a daughter of Creon, she’s a royal by blood. Also think this costume is amazing.

5. Looks like Queen Elsa is letting it all go at the moment.

And it seems like she’s changing her coronation dress in favor of a blue Snow Queen gown. But she had Arendale suffer eternal winter in the process.

6. Princess Anna has just put on her winter get up to search for her sister in the snow.

Well, that’s a cute costume. Not sure if it’s good for increment weather. But I like it.

7. Seems like Cinderella doesn’t like being bossed around by her wicked stepmother and ugly stepsisters.

This one has a little girl dressed up as Cinderella with Disney costumed characters. It’s kind of adorable and it seems like the evil stepmother and stepsisters are good sports.

8. Seems like the jungle has a little Jane Porter in their midst.

Sure Jane isn’t an official Disney Princess. But I think this photo op is so cute. Like the little girl’s dress.

9. Pocahontas always has a soft spot for her woodland creature friends.

This is her with Meeko the raccoon. She has hummingbird friend, too. But I forget its name. Is it Flick?

10. Man, Genie always has to appear at the worst moments does he?

I’m not sure what to think about that Jasmine costume. But I do love Genie’s.

11. Here we have Belle in the garden with a rose in hand.

And in her yellow ball gown, too. However, if she was outside, I’d think she’d be wearing something else. Like her normal blue dress.

12. Sometimes a beauty comes with a little beast.

I guess these two are brother and sister. Love the little boy’s beast outfit. So cute.

13. This steampunk Snow White comes with a goggles and gas mask.

I can tell because she’s dressed in primary colors and has an apple in hand. Still, I think this outfit is pretty.

14. Looks like Snow White isn’t the only one calling dibs on her prince.

Uh, don’t the other ladies have men in their lives? Also, Snow White’s prince doesn’t really do much of anything except kiss her out of a coma.

15. In her mother’s pink dress, Cinderella is all set for the ball.

Until her stepsisters end up defacing it to ruin at her stepmother’s insistence. Fortunately, she has her Fairy Godmother to help her this time.

16. For the love of God, Snow White, don’t take the apple.

I think this is a mother and daughter cosplay. Nevertheless, this Snow White is so adorable in her little dress.

17. This little Pocahontas is confident she can paint with all the colors of the wind.

And she doesn’t look much younger than the real Pocahontas in 1607. Still, like how they did the necklace.

18. In Disney, even a princess isn’t below dressing in rags and doing chores.

This little girl is dressed as Snow White in rags. And here she is with a Snow White at Disney. Seems so proud.

19. Jane Porter can never do without a parasol in the African jungle.

I know Jane’s outfit isn’t suited for the African climate. But a Victorian lady must keep up appearances even when it’s inconvenient.

20. As a mermaid, Ariel is bound to sparkle.

And here she is with her Prince Eric. I know that she has a mermaid dress and a sparkly bra. But it’ll do.

21. Guess this little girl makes a perfect Pocahontas.

Well, this costume is almost close to the real thing. And this girl doesn’t seem much younger than the real Pocahontas either. So cute.

22. Seems like Cinderella showed her ungrateful folks.

These women are great in their roles. And the little girl in the Cinderella gown is smiling. Love it.

23. This Belle gown seems quite fancy for some reason.

Doesn’t look like the one in Beauty and the Beast. But it doesn’t look bad. Might be a little heavy though.

24. Apparently, Jasmine has to accept that Aladdin can’t go without his little monkey.

You may notice that there are more modest Jasmine costumes out there. But this family photo op is adorable.

25. Seems like Gaston can be quite a gentlemen when he wants to.

Even so, I don’t this little Belle is going to accept him. But it makes a cute photo op.

26. For Belle, there must be something more than this provincial life.

And here she is with a book in her hand. Just like you’d see in Beauty and the Beast. Love it.

27. Looks like Ariel is spending some quality time with her father King Triton.

Maybe. But I think the guy thought that King Triton was much cooler. After all, he has a muscular build, a long white beard, and a golden trident. And he tends to sound fairly reasonable to a point.

28. Seems like Merida has chosen a suitor.

Then again, this is a couple’s costume idea. Still, I think it’s quite amusing with the guy showing off.

29. Here we have our Disney Princesses and back from the grave.

Hmmm…..zombie disney princesses. Not sure whether it’s a great idea. But it sure is an interesting one.

30. Ariel is just going to dip her feet in the water for awhile.

I think this might be a more doable Ariel costume. At least it only consists of a bow and a dress. Hope the skirt doesn’t get wet.

31. Apparently, Jasmine simply looks stunning in red.

This is a slave Jasmine costume when she was held prisoner and Jafar took over the palace. Thankfully, Aladdin had Genie around to save the day.

32. Normally, Esmeralda tends to stand near a wall waiting for people to entertain.

Well, she ‘s a Gypsy street performer in Paris. It’s part of her job. And even that has its lows now and then.

33. Come winter, you can see Belle in her red snow cape.

She wore this when she and the Beast were feeding birds. Like when the birds are all over the Beast.

34. In armor like this, Mulan took on the Huns and saved Captain Shang’s life.

However, she got wounded, was discovered as a woman, and got left for dead. However, she gets better. Like how this woman used black construction paper as armor plating.

35. Guess Belle and her B-I mean prince are doing quite well lately.

Didn’t know the Beast had a lighter hair color. But Belle’s gown sure looks stunning here.

36. Even a little Cinderella always needs a stick in hand.

Yes, it’s another little girl as Cinderella in rags. And yes, she’s just as endearing and adorable.

37. Instead of waiting for your prince to come, perhaps dress as your prince.

Unless you’re Princess Jasmine. Because women’s toplessness tends to be frowned upon. Unless she’s dressed as Prince Ali.

38. For some reason, Belle hasn’t been full of life lately.

She seems more undead than anything these days. And the blood on her dress is making her seem a bit beastly.

39. A little girl who’s wheelchair bound can go as Cinderella in her coach.

And one that can even light up, too. Really like how they did this. Girl must be so happy.

40. With providing housekeeping for a stepmother and 2 stepsisters, Cinderella can really use a break.

And it seems Cinderella has her day cut out for her. No wonder she wanted to go to the ball.

And it seems Cinderella has her day cut out for her. No wonder she really wanted to go to the ball.

41. Only the most worthy is worth Jasmine’s heart even if he’s a diamond in the rough.

Of course, he probably won her over by pretending to be a prince. Then again, Jasmine might’ve known better. Not sure if it’ll lead to major trust issues.

42. Anyone can be a Disney Princess. Doesn’t matter who you are.

Well, I’ve seen women dress up as superheroes and sci-fi characters. So I don’t see why a man shouldn’t dress as a Disney Princess if he wants to.

43. If you liked Frozen, then Anna and Elsa costumes are perfect for 2 sisters.

After all, the movie is a story of sisterly love. And these girls look so cute in their costumes.

44. Introducing warrior princess Jasmine.

I’m sure Jafar would never mess with a woman armed to the teeth. Note that she also keeps a pet tiger.

45. Princess and the Frog fans are sure to love Tiana’s iconic bayou dress.

I think she might be a costumed character. But I don’t see a lot of Tiana costumes around. So I have to go with what I have.

46. I bring you Disney Princesses: Hipster Edition. Because regular ones are so mainstream.

And it seems that Ariel shows more skin than Jasmine. I wonder which princess the one on the right is supposed to be. Or is that Tinkerbell?

47. Even in her finery, Merida can still kick ass.

Well, here she is in a finer dress and with her red hair in a blazing glory. Very pretty but you don’t want to mess with her.

48. Ariel’s tail has gadgets and gizmos aplenty.

Here’s Ariel with a steampunk tail. I know it might seem far-fetched. But it works.

49. As princess of Atlantis, never underestimate Kida.

She later becomes queen by the way and remains under the sea. However, she’s not counted among the Disney Princesses because her movie didn’t do well at the box office.

50. Seems like these two are nearly the perfect match.

However, the girl’s Cinderella ball gown is closer to the original movie. Despite what you see on merchandise, Cinderella is a strawberry blond and wore a silver ball gown. Not a blonde who were blue.

51. Never underestimate Rapunzel with a frying pan.

And I can tell this one didn’t come with the costume because it looks fairly modern by design. Still, this is clever cosplay.

52. This Snow white has a blue sweater and a yellow skirt for her get up.

Well, this Snow White costume seems do able. Just make sure the clothing is the right color.

53. Mulan doesn’t need a man to save China. She can save it herself.

Well, at least the armor is right. However, real armor in historical China was made of leather though.

54. As you may know, Merida learned archery from her mom.

However, their relationship becomes strained when Merida is a teenager. And she ends up turning her mom into a bear.

55. Though a redhead, Ariel doesn’t look bad in pink.

However, she has no idea that she’s using an eating utensil to comb her hair. Now that’s really unsanitary.

56. This Aurora costume almost seems once upon a dream.

Okay, Aurora doesn’t really do much in her movie. But this girl really looks cute in this costume.

57. Queen Elsa of Arendale always feels at home in the snow.

After all, most of her powers relate to winter weather, particularly ice. However, causing eternal winter didn’t have her kingdom fare well.

58. To keep warm, Pocahontas always wears moccasins.

In the movie, she tends to go barefoot even in a temperate forest. However, unlike what Disney shows you, the real Pocahontas grew up around swamp land.

59. As a warrior princess of the sea, Ariel is armed with a golden trident.

That she probably got from her dad. Hope she could handle its magical powers.

60. I’m sure Princess Aurora will wake up sooner or later.

I mean she can’t be like that forever. After all Philip has to kiss her. Or Maleficent.

61. As a human on land, Ariel makes a dress of sail and rope.

Well, it doesn’t necessarily look like this in the movie. But close enough.

62. When winter’s in the air, Elsa’s hair can be as white as snow.

However, the girl needs serious therapy. Because “Let It Go” isn’t an empowerment song, It’s a “fuck em’ all” song.

63. For Princess Anna, she can’t contain herself during the coronation.

Because it seems that Anna doesn’t have much of a life outside the palace. And doesn’t know much about men as you might learn from her relationship with Hans.

64. Looks like Mulan is all dressed up for the matchmaker.

However, in the movie, she doesn’t feel like showing off her clothes. But this woman might’ve made this Mulan outfit herself.

65. Now that Snow White’s prince has come, wonder what she’s going to do about the Seven Dwarfs.

I know it’s probably a stock costume photo. But those dwarf kids are cute. Like their outfits.

66. Apparently, Aladdin and Jasmine decided to go more formal.

I guess this is what Aladdin and Jasmine wore at the end. And Al always has to have a bare chest. But at least they match.

67. At her place, Mulan likes to saddle up with her horse.

And the horse doesn’t seem like a smartass. If you ever see Disney movies, the horses all seem to have the same kind of personality for some reason.

68. Here we have Princess Aurora with her parents.

Sure she may not do much in Sleeping Beauty. But at least she’s one of the few Disney princesses who has both parents still alive.

69. When Merida has her bow at the ready, nothing gets past her.

And she does it in her finery and with grace. Still, don’t piss her off. So cute.

70. As a warrior princess, Megara will not back down.

After all, her get up is similar to Xenia. And she’s carrying a spear. Also, her extended family has a lot of drama that’s depicted in 3 plays by Sophocles.

71. This baby Ariel is a little mermaid under the sea.

She even has Ariel’s red hair in yarn and in a braid. So adorable.

72. Seems like Princess Jasmine is covered in leather and veils.

This might be a steampunk Jasmine. She has leather on her arms and a lot of bling.

73. Hope Mulan shines with her parasol.

I guess Mulan’s matchmaker costume is quite popular. But I don’t think Mulan was ever comfortable being in that outfit or her situation there.

74. Looks like Belle and Snow White have gone all Rococo.

Well, as Cogsworth said, “If it ain’t Baroque, don’t fix it.” Still, those outfits must be very uncomfortable.

75. Rapunzel sure knows how to put flowers in her hair.

And yes, it looks pretty. Nevertheless, I wonder how Rapunzel keeps her hair so clean, neat, and shiny. Magic?

76. As a princess, Snow White must always keep with fashion.

I’ve wanted to put this one in my Disney costume post. But I ran out of room. So it goes here.

77. To escape from her daddy’s control, Jasmine leaves home dressed as a peasant.

But as with any rich girl, she has no idea what to do once she’s in the streets. That’s where she meets Aladdin.

78. Sometimes being a Disney Princess isn’t all about being prim and proper.

I think these girls must be acting goofy. Still, I kind of feel for Alice being in Aurora’s grip.

79. Sometimes Belle would like to sit and read.

And here she is in a green dress. I’m sure she got it from Wardrobe. Looks nice on her.

80. Looks like Alice is going to out grow that house.

Sure Alice isn’t an official Disney Princess. But this is a really great costume I had to put on there.

81. To own a restaurant, Tiana works as a waitress to save her money.

Here she is with her friend Charlotte. Charlotte may mean well but she’s not the smartest girl in the patch.

82. With some Disney Princesses, there always has to be a perfect prince.

And I guess some of these here have more historically accurate costumes. Not sure about two of the hats.

83. As a mermaid, Ariel occasionally rises from the sea.

I’m not sure if Ariel has surfaced that way. But I think this is a fine costume.

84. For Esmeralda, there’s no better guy for her than Captain Phoebus.

Maybe in the Disney movie. However, in the original Hugo story, Phoebus is not a nice guy and only wants Esmeralda for one thing.

85. In Frozen, Prince Hans pays his respects to Queen Elsa on her coronation.

If by “respects,” you mean getting engaged to her sister in hopes of seizing her throne. Yeah, Prince Hans isn’t a nice guy. And I’m sure Queen Elsa would turn him into a human popsicle if she could.

86. For Anna, Kristoff can be counted for anything.

Well, these are baby costumes. But these little ones look so adorable they just melt your heart.

87. Uh, I’m not sure if Belle should venture out in the woods alone.

This is especially during the night and in the snow. Because she and Philippe nearly fell in a frozen lake surrounded by wolves.

88. As the oldest, Merida has to look after her younger brothers.

Well, her brothers are kind of a handful. Have to note that they also turn into bear cubs.

89. As sisters, Elsa and Anna always stick it together.

However, I don’t think they could build a snowman in that kind of weather. Well, unless Elsa uses her powers.

90. None of these Disney Princesses need a man to get them out of trouble.

Because these are warrior Disney Princesses. And they have the guts to save themselves.

91. Seems like Cinderella is happy to see her Fairy Godmother.

Look, I know the Fairy Godmother should’ve been there for Cinderella sooner. But this is a very cute photo op.

92. Seems like there are 2 Jasmines in this picture.

Mostly because Jasmine is the only female character in Aladdin. Yet, this mother and daughter moment is too much.

93. Apparently, Cinderella and Belle have to show who’s better.

Yes, Cindy, rub it in Belle’s face. Nevertheless, these girls are so adorable in their dress.

94. Looks like Anna and Kristoff have just visited his troll family.

Yes, Kristoff was raised by trolls. I know it’s weird but don’t ask me. I didn’t write Frozen.

95. Looks like Elsa and Anna are on a trip down Fury Road.

This is a Mad Max Elsa and Anna. Nevertheless, between Frozen and Mad Max, I think Frozen was way better since it had way more of a plot.

96. For Mulan, there’s no better man for her than Captain Li Shang.

If you dismiss that he thought she was a guy and left her to die after finding out she wasn’t. Other than that, he’s a swell man.

97. Megara always prefers a man with god like strength who’d save her from hell and back.

However, in the original myth, Hercules and Megara don’t live happily ever after. In fact, quite the opposite.

98. For a golden ball gown, Belle wears a golden cape.

Well, in winter, anyway. And not in the movie since she goes outside like it’s nothing.

99. This Snow White comes super powered.

Best known powers are singing to woodland creatures so they can clean houses. And being the fairest in the land.

100. These princesses seem as if they come from a work of art.

These are Disney Princesses in the Art Noveau style of the late 1800s. Yet, you might still find them rather gorgeous beyond compare.

Dreams Will Come True in These Magical Costumes from the Wonderful World of Disney

Posted by historymaniacmegan on May 27, 2016

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As far as the Walt Disney Company is concerned, I have posts on at least two of the franchises they have rights to such as Star Wars back in November and Marvel Comics back in March. However, the company has gained some notoriety for its idea of American cultural imperialism, these few Disney posts aren’t about the media conglomerate. Or else, I’d have a lot more to work with. In fact, these posts are about Disney as a brand which is more associated with Mickey Mouse cartoons, animated movie musicals, Pixar, as well as networks that feature corny sitcoms and bubblegum pop music aimed at 11-14 year old girls like Hannah Montana. As someone born in 1990, I was a child during a very good time for Disney when they released some of their greatest and more famous films such as Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, The Lion King, Toy Story and Toy Story 2, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, James and the Giant Peach, and Mulan. My adolescence and college years saw a lot of good movies from Pixar such as Finding Nemo, Monsters Inc., The Incredibles, Ratatouille, WALL-E, Toy Story 3, and Up. And there are recent movies which aren’t too shabby either like The Princess and the Frog, Brave, Frozen, and Enchanted. Of course, I also watched the old stuff, too like Pinocchio, Dumbo, The Fox and the Hound, 101 Dalmatians, The Great Mouse Detective, Bambi, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Lady and the Tramp, The Jungle Book, Mary Poppins, Peter Pan, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Fantasia, The Rescuers, Alice in Wonderland, and Song of the South (on Youtube out of curiosity). I’ve also seen a few Mickey Mouse and Winnie the Pooh cartoons as well. Nevertheless, one of the great things about these Disney movies is that they tend to appeal to such wide audiences around the world and at all ages. Children who grew up with Disney will like it forever and pass their love for it to their kids. And there is absolutely no shame with liking Disney movies at any age since almost everyone has watched them either in theaters or on DVD. Because no matter how sappy and wholesome Disney movies might seem on the surface, a lot of these films are still as entertaining and relevant as they always have.

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Founded in 1923 by Walt Disney and his brother Roy as a cartoon studio, what would be later known as the Walt Disney Company started out by releasing a series of shorts called Alice’s Wonderland which featured a child actress interacting with animated characters. After that series ended in 1926, Walt did a series of shorts featuring a character named Oswald the Lucky Rabbit through Universal Studios. But two years later in 1928, he lost a contract with his distributor which took 4 of his fellow animators save Ub Iwerks to form their own cartoon studio. However, that same year he’d create Mickey Mouse and release Steamboat Willie which was the first cartoon to feature synchronized sound, a smash hit, as well as made Mickey a household name, changed animation forever, and became Walt Disney’s big break. During the early 1930s, Disney would release more cartoon shorts such as the Silly Symphonies series and more Mickey Mouse cartoons as well as experiment with Technicolor. These toons would provide Walt Disney to finance a project that was practically unheard of at the time: a full-length animated feature film in English called Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in 1934. However, despite what some critics would say, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs would become the highest grossing film after its debut in December 1937 to 1939. Disney would use the profits to build his Burbank, California studio as well as produce more films, cartoons, and TV shows. In the 1955, Walt Disney would open Disneyland in California. Disney World would open after Walt Disney’s death in 1966 from lung cancer due to his chain smoking catching up to him. However, the Walt Disney Company continued to live on despite suffering a slump in the 1970s and early 1980s. Then this would be the time when Disney would start to take its modern form with releasing several of the movies people in my generation grew up with, the Disney Channel, buying up networks, and its partnership with Pixar, a studio known for making a well done film at the worst. Nevertheless, while many people might dismiss Disney as a company specializing in children’s entertainment, they’ve been known to produce films that would make a grown man cry and its partnership with Pixar has increasingly shown how the movie industry hasn’t been taking animated films as serious as it should.

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However, while Disney has had an unmistakable presence in my childhood, it turns out that there are a lot of huge fans out there way more obsessed with these movies than I’ll ever be. In fact, it’s not uncommon for many people to dress up as Disney characters on Halloween, on their Disney trips, or at an occasional comic convention. And sometimes this consists of whole families as well as people of all ages. You’ll see plenty of Disney princesses, Disney villains, as well as characters from Pixar. Personally, I prefer most of the recent Disney movies I grew up with as well as the Pixar films. I’m not a huge fan of Mickey and his gang despite seeing a few cartoons. However, I do like Winnie the Pooh since those cartoons contain characters people at all ages while having G rated plots and themes. Nevertheless, for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of magically costumed characters all from the wonderful world of Disney.

Paint the colors of the wind with this Pocahontas costume.

Kind of ironic that she’s dressed as a character who’s based on a real historical figure who was supposed to be 12 at the time she “saved” John Smith. Then again, Pocahontas had been subject to age ups before the Disney movie came out.

2. Princess Merida always takes her best shot in all her finery.

The thing I like about Merida is that it focuses more on mother-daughter relationships and that she’s one of the few Disney princesses to act like a typical teenager. Well, at least not in a very destructive way (unlike Anna, Elsa, and Ariel).

3. Oh, no, looks like Ariel’s become lunch!

Yeah, I know I’m going to get comments for this. But I think this is really funny. Besides, it’s a wonder she didn’t get eaten.

4. Looks like this family has gone to Wonderland and back.

Then again, the dad seems to be dressed as the Mad Hatter from the Tim Burton movie. However, my favorite in this bunch is the kid dressed as the Ace of Spades.

5. Remember, at Agrabah, no one is safe from evil and powerful Jafar.

Interestingly enough, Jafar was based on a real guy who wasn’t that bad but ended up executed. However, that Jafar had usually been the go-to guy for inspiring evil grand viziers ever since, particularly in the Arabian Nights.

6. Looks like the office Genie has come out of his lamp today.

I know Genie wasn’t dressed up like that in Aladdin. But I have to admit, this is a really cool costume. This guy definitely deserves to win his Halloween costume contest at work.

7. I hope that little girl doesn’t take a bite out of that apple.

I may not be a big fan of Snow White since she’s kind of a bland character. However, I often envy her for being able to get a bunch of woodland creatures to clean a house she broke in with a song.

8. Unlike Ariel, this Disney Princess didn’t leave her home under the sea.

This is Princess Kida from Atlantis: the Lost Empire. She later becomes queen and ends up shacking up with a much younger man.

9. As we all know, Mulan was destined to be a Chinese housewife but ended up risking her life to save her father and China.

Well, this is Mulan in her outfit when she went to see the matchmaker. She didn’t do very well. Thankfully, she ended up with her boss who kind of had some sexuality issues.

10. Yet, here we see another picture of Mulan kicking ass.

Of course, when she dressed up as a guy, she managed to keep her gender under wraps for months. And it’s a wonder the other guys didn’t find out when she was bathing with them.

11. Here we come to the Princess Aurora from Sleeping Beauty.

Of course, she didn’t know her name was Aurora until her 16th birthday. Till then, she was called Briar Rose.

12. Remember at your Disney party, always invite Maleficent.

Because if you don’t, she’ll crash your party and curse your baby. Yeah, she can be an evil witch but she’s not a woman to mess with.

13. For a modern day Briar Rose, love is once upon a dream.

However, it doesn’t help that she’s dancing in a parking lot. Yeah, real smart. Not.

14. This baby Belle is surely hard to resist.

Yes, she’s so adorable in that little yellow tutu dress. So sweet.

15. Who remembers Bing Bong from Inside Out?

He’s Riley’s imaginary friend when she was a little girl. Nevertheless, his death scene kind of makes you cry.

16. Guess this woman doesn’t really go on magic carpet rides.

Because she’s the magic carpet from Aladdin. And she seemed to have made it herself according to the pattern.

17. “Me, Tarzan. You, Jane.”

That’s Tarzan and Jane Porter all right. I guess Tarzan is a rather easy costume since it only entails a loincloth and wig.

18. The Ace of Clubs is ready for a paint job at the Queen of Hearts’s rose bush.

Unfortunately, he’ll end up losing his head over it. Yeah, the Queen of Hearts is one nasty bitch.

19. Apparently, Buzz Lightyear had just been to a tea party.

It was in Sid’s sister’s room. And his arm was detached at the time. Still, this is a clever costume.

20. As we all know, Belle is kind of a bookworm.

She’s also said to have her head in the clouds and coming off as a bit odd. Oh, and rejecting Gaston for no good reason, according to the villagers’ point of view.

21. Cinderella can’t go to the ball? Don’t worry her magical Fairy Godmother will fix it for her.

Yes, with flick of her magic wand, she can turn a pumpkin into a coach, mice into horses, and dogs into coachmen. Still, this costume looks easy to make.

22. It’s well known that Flynn Rider can be quite a charmer.

He can also climb towers on his girlfriend’s long golden locks. Then again, I’m not very familiar with him because I’ve never seen Tangled.

23. Hey, I wonder what’s going on in Riley’s head.

Yes, this is a family rendition of Inside Out. Also, Bing Bong is played by the dog.

24. When it comes to activities, Merida would rather shoot arrows than comb her hair.

However, ask her to get married and she’ll throw a huge hissyfit an justifiably sow. Still, you have to like her long red locks.

25. As a gypsy woman, Esmeralda earns her keep as a street performer with her goat.

Too bad she ended up making Frollo horny during Mardi Gras. Yeah, he’s not known to take unrequited lust very well.

26. Guess Ariel didn’t think Urusla would try to steal her man when she signed the terms and conditions.

The dark haired woman is Vanessa, by the way who’s actually Ursula. Still, you have to wonder why Ariel didn’t just write notes to Eric in order to talk to him. I mean she has some degree of literacy. Then again, she might be that stupid.

27. In Frozen, there’s no couple more endearing than Anna and Kristoff.

Sure he may be rough around the edges, but Kristoff is a nice guy who mines ice and takes care of his reindeer Sven. Princess Anna shouldn’t have gotten engaged to Prince Hans who turned out to be a jerk.

28. On the floor here is Sailor Jasmine.

It’s basically Princess Jasmine in a Sailor Moon outfit. And it’s in her color, too.

29. As we know from Disney, every princess has her prince.

Or so it seems that way. Unless you’re Merida or Elsa. Still, not sure who the couple in the middle is supposed to be. Haven’t seen their costumes before.

30. Apparently, Snow White seems to be a friend of all the woodland creatures.

And it seems the bunny has a ruff around its neck. Kind of messed up. But I’ll put it on this post.

31. Here we have Ariel kindly escorted by Prince Eric.

Not sure what to think about Eric. Then again, he was under a spell. But he still kind of seems like a ditz. But so is Ariel.

32. Seems like this family comes from deep in the Hundred Acre Wood.

This family seems rather well dressed as the cast from Winnie the Pooh. Too bad they couldn’t include Rabbit. But what’s not to love?

33. In the ocean, Ursula always advertises in helping poor unfortunate souls.

Well, this Ursula has green hair and is really a sea witch. But boy, she’s so entertaining.

34. There’s no man who rules the waves under the sea than King Triton.

Too bad he pays more attention to his job than his 7 daughters. With a dad like him, could anyone be surprised that Ariel ended up like she did? Not really.

35. “I’m not a puppet. I’m a real boy.”

Pinocchio has never been among my favorite Disney movies. However, I have to admit that this is a really good costume.

36. As always, Kristoff is always accompanied with his trusty reindeer Sven.

Keep in mind that Kristoff probably has really bad BO since he was raised by trolls. But this is such a cute costume.

37. Fans of Tangled might remember Flynn Rider and Rapunzel.

Note to self: try to watch Tangled as soon as possible. Because I know it’s based on Rapunzel and not much else.

38. For this couple a rat infestation can only help their restaurant business.

This family is dressed as the 3 main characters from Ratatouille. It’s about a rat who aspires to be a Parisian chef. So cute.

39. From Atlantis: The Lost Empire, we have Milo and Kida.

Sure there’s a two millennium age difference at least, but they seem to be going strong. After all, that didn’t stop Aragorn and Arwen from getting together either.

40. The movie Frozen always teaches us that sisterly love is perhaps the strongest love of all.

Not sure if it’s like that between me and my sister. But at least neither of us have their problems. Queen Elsa should probably loosen up while Princess Anna should use her head.

41. Olaf always looks forward to summer.

Unfortunately for him, he’s a snowman so he’ll basically evaporate when it gets above a certain temperature. Lucky for him, Elsa gives him a cloud.

42. Working for supers, Edna Mode always designs outfits for heroes.

Like Jafar, Edna Mode is also based on a real person. In her case, it’s the famous Hollywood costume designer Edith Head known design outfits for a lot of classic movies.

43. Seems like this family comes all the way from Monsters Inc.

Guess we have here Mike, Sulley, Mike’s girlfriend with the Medusa hair, and Boo. Still, such a good movie, but not to the degree of Toy Story.

44. If you need a gospel choir from Ancient Greece, say hello to the Muses from Hercules.

Well, there are only 5 Muses in Hercules. But in Greek mythology, there were 9. 5 is a manageable number.

45. If you’re not into blue, perhaps a pink dress will do.

This is Princess Aurora in her pink dress. Yes, it’s beautiful but she spends more screen time in the blue one. Just saying.

46. For big families, perhaps you’ll do well going as Snow White, the Prince, and the 7 Dwarfs.

I know this is more of a stock photo. But I’m including it anyway since it has all the costumes of the 7 dwarfs.

47. I’m sure Esmeralda will be fine seeking refuge at Notre Dame.

Here she’s praying to God for the outcasts. Yet, in the movie, she’s also one herself. And it’s too bad Frollo is lusting after her which is creepy.

48. Their love story was a tale as old as time.

Yes, this is Belle and the Beast all right. Love the yellow dress. And that beast doesn’t look shabby either.

49. As we know, Pocahontas always tries to be one with nature.

However, she’s engaged to be married to a warrior because her dad said so. Then again, Powahatan went through the same deal. Well, he had multiple families in real life.

50. Sure Aurora may be the heroine in Sleeping Beauty, but Maleficent makes evil look cool.

I mean there’s a reason why Disney made a movie revolving around her. Also, can I tell you she turns into a dragon? Too bad Prince Philip kills her.

51. Dr. Facilier always has friends on the other side.

He’s also known to turn spoiled princes into frogs and making voodoo practitioners look bad. Sorry, but voodoo isn’t Satanism.

52. This slinky costume is always a great idea for a couple.

You know Slinky Dog from Toy Story? Yeah, this is a really cool costume of him if you ask me.

53. Remember, Cinderella, have fun and be back home around midnight.

Yes, this is the standard Cinderella ball gown made by the Fairy Godmother. Still, I think the Fairy Godmother should’ve came earlier when her dad died and called child services. But no one’s asking me.

54. Scottish Queen Elinor always tries to look regal.

However, she ends up being turned into a bear because her daughter didn’t want to get hitched. Her sons get turned to bears, too.

55. The Parrs always tend to be a very super powered family.

Yes, this a family dressed as the Incredibles. And the baby is the most dangerous member. Really, Jack Jack actually killed a guy.

56. Here we have Ariel on the beach after getting legs.

Still, remember, girls, trading your voice for plastic surgery so you can get together with a guy you just met is a really bad idea. Seriously, don’t try it.

57. Seems like these two are ready to spend a day outside of the castle.

And yet, this is another of Ariel’s wardrobe changes. Still, you have to admire Prince Eric’s patience with her. Then again, I think his servant seems to be the only guy who has a clue.

58. Here we find Belle spending a day outside in the snow.

Belle also goes through a few wardrobe changes in Beauty and the Beast. And here she is with a bird.

59. In Finding Nemo, it’s said that all the tank fish in Dr. Sherman’s office fear Darla.

Because Darla’s a girl who’s not very good with fish. And yes, she would’ve ended up killing Nemo if he hadn’t gotten himself flushed down a toilet.

60. As we know, Belle certainly looks stunning in green.

I think she wore this outfit when the Beast showed her his library. And yes, she was certainly awed by it despite that he kidnapped her father earlier.

61. Sometimes you have to let it all go like Queen Elsa.

Except in her case because she ended up causing eternal winter. So maybe that’s not a good idea. Then again, she wasn’t emotionally healthy to begin with.

62. Seems like Ariel has found herself under Ursula’s spell.

Ariel should’ve known better than to consult Ursula to give her legs. Seriously, Ursula had a beef with her dad. She was going to use Ariel’s voice to steal Eric away from her. Couldn’t the girl see that coming?

63. Mulan has some skill with a sword thanks to being in the Chinese army.

And here she is hiding in the woods in her blue outfit. I’m sure her parents would be proud of her.

64. Those who’ve seen Up can never forget the friendship between Carl and Russell.

These are babies dressed as the two protagonists from Up. It’s just so cute it melts your heart.

65. For Aladdin, Abu is always his trusted friend.

Well, Abu is stuffed in this. But I do like Aladdin’s outfit though. It’s probably from the end.

66. Oh, shit, Darla already has Nemo in her bag. That’s not good.

Actually this is a mother and baby costume thing. So it’s fine. But I think it’s pretty clever how they made a tank out of a wagon.

67. In Alice and Wonderland, I kind of think the Caterpillar seemed stoned out of his mind.

However, this is a really good costume. Like how it seems like this woman painted herself green and wore a sleeping bag.

68. Looks like this quaint house is going up to Paradise Falls.

Now that’s a really cute costume. Like how she’s wearing balloons on her head. So amazing.

69. Looks like Russell and Carl have already met Kevin.

Seems like this is Up for the whole family. By the way, Kevin is a girl despite her fancy appearance. Wonder what the male of her species looks like.

70. As Hercules’s love, Megara always plays the damsel in distress.

In the original mythology, Megara doesn’t fare well since Hercules kills her in a Hera induced rage. Also, her family is really dysfunctional as she’s a kin to Oedipus.

71. For Woody, there’s no girl he’d rather be with any more than Bo Peep.

Of course, their relationship doesn’t last since Bo Peep is later given away. But you have to appreciate them as a couple.

72. Seems like this Snow White always has to have roses in her hair.

Well, this is a very dress. I think this look was inspired by the 1500s. Love the ruff and the rose crown.

73. Looks like Ursula messed with the wrong princess in the sea.

That’s one of Ursula being covered in starfish when she’s about to marry Eric. Now that’s just priceless and very creative.

74. This little princess seems all decked out for the ball.

And she seems so happy in her ball gown, too. Hope she doesn’t leave any glass slippers behind.

75. When it comes to WALL-E’s love, it’s always EVE.

And this costume seems to be made from a plastic trash bin. So cute and creative.

76. Looks like Rapunzel really let down her hair.

Like how the baby’s dressed as Rapunzel and the dad’s dressed as the tower. Now that’s being a great parent. So cute.

77. Not sure if Princess Jasmine should rub that lamp in.

Yeah, I know some guys say she’s their favorite Disney princess for obvious reasons. But the lamp belongs to Aladdin though the Genie is really nice.

78. Here we have a heartwarming picture of Princess Merida and her mom.

Remember that her mom ate a tart that turned her into a bear. Still, this is pretty good.

79. For Aladdin, he’s lived his life on the streets.

Yes, Aladdin’s a homeless guy who’s lived his life stealing stuff. Still, in his world, he didn’t have many options but to live as a street thief.

80. Here is the royal duke presenting the missing glass slipper on a pillow.

Well, the duke is thinner in Cinderella. But he sports the same mutton chops.

81. Hey, here’s Emperor Kuzco from the Emperor’s New Groove.

Well, basically this guy starts out as a spoiled brat until Yzma turns him into a llama. But I sure like his outfit.

82. As we all know, Carl and Ellie had a love that would last a lifetime.

They were childhood sweethearts, after all. Still, though she died before the plot kicked in, at least Ellie was happy with her life for she was with Carl.

83. Esmeralda always decks herself in red when dancing for the Feast of Fools.

Unfortunately, this gets Frollo a bit turned on to her. And you really don’t want to do that because he’s a really bad man and an authority figure.

84. Looks like Jasmine seems quite taken with Prince Ali.

To be fair, I think Jasmine knew it was Aladdin the whole freaking time. I mean Aladdin’s disguise was just blatantly obvious.

85. With this family, who wouldn’t want to be their guest?

Yes, this is a family dressed as characters from Beauty and the Beast. Well, at least the ones at the castle.

86. On the Emperor’s New Groove, who could ever forget Yzma and Kronk?

Sure Yzma can be a real witch with a “secret lab.” But Kronk is just so incompetent he’s hilarious. Everyone likes him.

87. Seems like Elsa is feeling a bit anxious for her coronation.

Too bad she didn’t have access to a good therapist when she was young. I think that might’ve helped her tremendously.

88. All Princess Anna wants is for things to be all right for her sister Elsa.

Unfortunately for her, Elsa has gone so nutty that she nearly gets Anna killed. And it doesn’t help that her fiance Hans wants to take over Elsa’s kingdom. So there.

89. Apparently, Mary Poppins doesn’t mind if her man is a bit dirty.

It’s about time I got to Mary Poppins. That was one of the Disney greats with Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke.

90. All WALL-E wants is a little robot love.

WALL-E was such a great movie from Pixar. And this is such a cool costume made from a box. Adorable.

91. Theirs was a tale as old as time a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

Well, if you imagine Belle as Princess Leia and Chewie as the Beast. Like how they have C-3PO as Lumiere. Brilliant.

92. Of course, Gaston has no understanding of the value of books.

He also doesn’t have a clue that Belle isn’t interested in him. Seriously, Gaston, you have groupies. Marry one of them.

93. When Aurora and Philip met, it was once upon a dream.

To be fair, Prince Philip does more than some of the princes up to that point. But he’s still pretty bland.

94. Seems like Rapunzel always likes to put flowers in her hair.

And her long blond hair has a lot of flowers in it. Then again, she’s been locked in a tower all her life. So she doesn’t have much to do.

95. To ward of Maleficent, these good fairies are the ones to call.

I tend to think the good fairies are kind of underrated in Sleeping Beauty. Sure they’re nice old ladies. But they also have flaws and disagreements. Like dress colors.

96. Only Taco Belle can tame the ugly beast of hunger.

Guess she’s a stoner’s dream if I ever did see one. I listen to too much of the band.

97. Here we have a little beauty and a little beast.

That’s just so cute. Here they have a little baby as Belle. And a boxer as the Beast. The dog doesn’t seem pleased.

98. I think this is the kind of dress for Aurora that would please everyone.

Because why does her dress have to be all one color? Better yet, maybe the fairies should’ve asked Aurora what color she wanted for her dress.

99. I guess Mulan didn’t impress the matchmaker on her visit.

Sometimes the best costumes are the ones people don’t think about. Like this one.

100. All these little green guys are said to be powerless in front of a great and powerful claw.

Because they’re stuck in one of those vending machines. Yet, these costumes are so good.

The Whimiscally Mechanical World of Steampunk Costumes

Posted by historymaniacmegan on May 27, 2016

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To many, the word “steampunk” has an ambiguous connotations since to describe what it means, you have to go into detail. But if you kind of know what it entails. Well, to put it this way, it’s a subgenre of science fiction or science fantasy that incorporates technology and aesthetic design inspired by 19th century steam powered machinery. Works associated with this subgenre are often associated with alternative history particularly Victorian Britain or the Wild West or in a post apocalyptic future during which steam power has maintained mainstream usage, or in a fantasy world that similarly employs steam power. Though it can be considered Neo-Victorian, steampunk most recognizeably features anachronistic or retro-futuristic inventions as people in the 19th century might’ve envisioned them. And it’s likewise rooted in the era’s perspectives on fashion, culture, architectural style, and art. Technology might even include fictional machines like you’d find in Jules Verne or H.G. Wells. Other technological examples contain alternative-history style presentations like lighter-than-air airships as well as analog or digital mechanical computers. While the term was coined in the 1980s, there are steampunk works of fiction created as far back as the 1950s and 1960s. Many science fiction works in the 19th century could fall under this as well. Nevertheless, common steampunk works usually take place after the American Civil War to the turn of the century. Still, it’s a kind of genre that has a lot of fans that it’s among a subculture that has a presence at conventions and Renaissance Festivals where you’ll see people in such steampunk attire. And here I’ll show some of these costumes to you.

While it’s rude to open your umbrella indoors, they didn’t say anything about parasols.

I should note that most Steampunk costumes aren’t period accurate, especially women’s outfits. While you see some women wear a dress like this, in the 19th century, this would’ve been viewed as obscene at best.

2. While wearing a dress, always make sure your corset is made of leather.

I tend to see a lot of leather corsets here as well which Victorian women didn’t wear over their dress. However, I can understand this since wearing a corset in the 19th century was not comfortable.

3. In Steampunk, a lady always has to have a utility belt and goggles.

Sometimes you’ll see women in Steampunk garb wearing pants, too. Also, short sleeves. In the 19th century, these were fashion no-nos. Though some women did try to defy these rules by wearing bloomers.

4. I hear a metal corset is both stylish and is great for protection.

I do think this outfit is very pretty. However, I wonder how comfortable it is. Probably not suffocating as its 19th century equivalent.

5. I’m very confident that this woman can surely fix her man.

Mostly because she has a tool box with her and her boyfriend looks like Iron Man’s grandpa. I’m sure there’s plenty that could go wrong with him, mechanically speaking.

6. Well, she seems to have had a lot of work done.

As far as her outfit is concerned that is. Then again, she tends to resemble a 19th century Seven of Nine as a biker chick.

7. I guess this is Her Royal Majesty the Queen of Hearts.

If it’s the one from Alice and Wonderland, I’d get the hell out and dodge. Because there’s some kind of bloodlust about that woman since she’s constantly ordering beheadings.

8. Sometimes it helps to have the right curls and a shiny dress.

Still, this dress wouldn’t pass a traditional Victorian dress code. Too much leg above the ankles. Might’ve even been mistaken for swimwear.

9. In Victorian times, it was proper for women to dress in a hoop skirt.

However, in Steampunk, the hoop skirt isn’t very wide and isn’t always covered. Thus, at some point in the 19th century, she would’ve been seen as a whore. No offense. She just would.

10. An antique pistol can always complete a steampunk look.

But it’s probably obsolete as a weapon since it takes about a minute to reload once fired. Repeating ammo was a mid 19th century invention.

11. As far as belts go, feel free to accessorize.

Guess she’s never heard of a purse or fanny pack. Then again, the latter term has a very different meaning in Britain which I can’t even divulge.

12. An eyepatch can always make you look smashing for any occasion.

I guess she’s wearing this to look trendy. Still, it’s a classic steampunk look with garters, top hat, and leather jacket.

13. Striped tights are all this outfit needs.

Seems like this is a rather budget friendly outfit. Doesn’t seem to take much of an effort.

14. Feathers always look great around the collar.

Man, that’s a big dress. Wonder if she could get it through the door. Like the feathers though.

15. A steampunk gentleman always has to sport a pair of mutton chops.

Yes, the Victorian Era was a good time for men’s facial hair. Walrus whiskers and mutton chops were all the rage.

16. When out, always keep your guns and dagger at your disposal.

Seems like she’s dressed if My Fair Lady took place during a zombie apocalypse. Like the goggles on her hat.

17. Sometimes it helps to have a pistol in handy.

But whether it can fire multiple rounds is the question. Still, I do like her outfit even though I don’t like guns.

18. When in doubt, go for a big barreled revolver.

Man, that’s a huge revolver.Like her peacock blue dress. And her peacock hat.

19. There as never an excuse to show up less than well-dressed.

Because if you have to kill zombies it wouldn’t be polite to put just anything on. A man has to look presentable.

20. A top hat can always use a few feathers now and then.

I guess those are from turkeys. Wonder if she shot any with that revolver. Probably not because it’s a mere prop.

21. Nothing makes you look like a magician like wearing a red cloak and top hat.

Well, a red cloak and top hat sure look smashing on anyone. And I’m sure it looks pretty on her, too.

22. From the North Pole, I bring you Santa and Mrs. Claus from the 19th century.

Then again, a steampunk North Pole kind of makes sense, considering what Saint Nick has for his workload. Oddly Mrs. Claus isn’t wearing red and green.

23. The feather in your hat always has to match your dress on a good day.

Now I really like this dress. Love the peacock blue jacket with lace and the matching skirt.

24. Pink hair always stands out when wearing a black dress.

She looks simply stunning. Still, I think she either dyed it or it’s a wig. Like the hat though.

25. A steampunk mom doesn’t let her kids keep her from having adventures.

This is so precious. Love how this mom put her kid in goggles and a baby bjorn. So adorable.

26. In the latest in steampunk couture, I give you the “rusty brown look.”

Then again, a lot of steampunk fashion has rusty brown. But she also wears a lot of leather, too.

27. Sometimes you have to dress in the proper apparel to climb up a ladder.

Now this is quite scantily clad. But you can get this a lot when looking for steampunk costumes for a blog post.

28. Parents always know that it helps to start them out young.

Yes, these are Steampunk kids with mechanical pets. And yes, it’s so adorable. I guess their parents must be dressed in steampunk, too.

29. A large dress ought to have a lot of shimmer.

This is a lovely dress. I guess she’s raising her skirt for the camera. Wonder what that pattern is.

30. All a girl needs is a big gun and a heavy duty leather belt.

Seems to have a lot of gears on her tool bet. And yes, that revolver looks quite large if you ask me.

31. I guess this is a lady doctor, perhaps.

And she seems like a plague doctor at that. After all, she has a stethescope, gloves, and a mask that makes her look like Big Bird’s evil twin.

32. Didn’t know that there were any steampunk ninjas around.

Then again, she could just be a Muslim who’s really into steampunk. We must not judge.

33. I guess you can count this guy among the hard of hearing.

Because he sure has one hell of an ear trumpet. Nevertheless, he really knows how to dress in a snazzy outfit.

34. A proper lady always looks so lovely in a dress of lace.

Yes, she simply looks stunning in a lovely lace dress and white corset. But I like her peacock blue scarf the best.

35. Why have a jet pack when a propeller will do just as well?

I don’t think it will help him fly. But you have to like him in a bowler hat and a ZZTop beard.

36. This Snow White comes with her own big stick.

I guess it’s for getting all the woodland creatures to help her clean up. Oh, wait, she does it with her singing. Why did Disney lie to us about that?

37. A white dress always goes well with a leather corset.

Yes, this is a steampunk dress all right. Like her butterfly necklace and goggles.

38. This dress can use a little brass.

Well, they always said she was a bit brassy. They just didn’t say in what way.

39. Striped stockings, leather, and goggles always go well with everything.

To her, she looks like some daring adventuress. To some Victorian gentlemen, what she looks like I can’t describe in polite company.

40. A lady should never leave her house without her camera.

Well, she has a Brownie Box camera from Kodak which is from the early 20th century. Still, she sure looks stunning in that dress.

41. I guess this woman is donned in her steampunk dress beyond the grave.

Yes, this is a Steampunk zombie girl. Looks deathly pale as if she’s had the life sucked out of her.

42. Sometimes all a girl needs is to carry a big torch.

Not sure if it will light up or should be. But she sure looks happy. Must be that she has a big torch in her hands.

43. Guess this woman is a real Foxface.

Because she has the face of a fox. And she seems to prefer hanging in hiding places.

44. I’m sure there’s nothing this steampunk couple can’t handle.

And these two are as badass as they are stunning. Like their hats.

45. No proper gentleman should ever go without a respectable hat.

This is especially when it has goggles on it. And a nice spiffy suit to go along with it.

46. Who says that steampunk costume colors had to be dull?

And it seems these outfits are more colorful than most. Like the guy in the red vest and yellow tie.

47. I guess this is an old veteran British police officer.

Well, a steampunk version anyway. Since I’ve watched a lot of Monty Python, I couldn’t resist adding this on the post.

48. A lady always has as a gun in handy just in case.

Out of all the women’s costumes on this post, this one actually comes close to what a Victorian lady would actually dress like. Well, from the 1870s to 1880s anyway since it contains a bustle.

49. This woman tends to prefer it under water.

Well, this is a steampunk diving outfit for women. As you see, it’s very impractical since it’s a combination of a old timey diving suit and a Victorian swimsuit.

50. Wonder if this fairy came with these wings or made them herself.

This is a steampunk fairy. You get a lot of them. Like her dress if you ask me though.

51. When you’re an eccentric inventor, who cares what your hair looks like.

Sure she looks very pretty in her steampunk attire. But in the 19th century, many people wouldn’t find her hairstyle acceptable by any means.

52. I guess this woman is a force to be reckoned with under the sea in her submarine.

Well, this is a cosplay scene I have to admit. However, I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s the girlfriend of Captain Nemo. Because she’s perfect for the guy.

53. A proper woman can always look resplendant in purple.

Well, she’s technically wearing maroon, but still. She does look pretty. Even with a matching dress and top hat.

54. As they say, have gun, will travel.

I’m sure this was inspired by Wild Wild West or any other steampunk western. How could I guess?

55. Sometimes you have to face that some guys like a woman covered in gear.

And she’s certainly covered in gears all right. I think she’s going to need someone to fix her. And oil her. And maintain her.

56. I guess this must be the house of a doctor and his wife.

And I see the man is dressed like Big Bird’s evil twin getting ready for a fancy dress ball. But that mask also seems made out of metal.

57. Sometimes a well dressed man needs a goatee, sunglasses, and fancy patterns.

Note that sunglasses didn’t exist until the 1920s. But they still look cool with 19th century clothing so I really don’t care that much.

58. Seems like these two appear to have decided to strike it out west.

And the setting seems to prove it. Then again, they could be cosplaying for Comic Con.

59. Looks like some gentleman has decided to go on a safari in Africa.

And he seems to have a safari hat and everything save for some luggage and porters. But you can get the porters in Africa.

60. No able adventuress could ever leave her home without a pair of goggles.

And she seems to wear her shirtwaist like a professional. But love her goggles and hat.

61. A gentleman must always come prepared for whatever awaits him.

Yes, he seems armed and ready for action. Wonder what’s on his back though. Is it a large telescope?

62. Who needs to adorn yourself with diamonds when you have gears?

You can bet she’s dressed to the nines and her costume isn’t cheap. Like how it’s black leather trimmed with fur.

63. As far as her attire is concerned, this lady is all gold plated with metal.

Not sure if it makes her a steampunk C-3PO. But she does have a clock on her chest to tell the time of day.

64. Looks like this baby is all dressed up and ready for action.

Yes, this is a baby in a steampunk costume which is so adorable. The teddy is even dressed up as well.

65. Sometimes we can all use a break now and then.

Even if you’re decked out in metal with possible mechanical arms. Like the pipe design and hat.

66. Occasionally, there are gentlemen who can be quite over the top about their hair.

Not sure what’s in his guy’s hair. I’m sure they’re not extensions. Still, he certainly rocks in that suit.

67. This little fairy apparently seems to have had work done.

Yes, this is a little girl steampunk fairy and her dog. And yes, I think you’ll find it heartwarming and touching.

68. Egad, I guess this man realized he’s running late.

And he seems well dressed for the occasion with his long purple overcoat. Let’s hope the gear doesn’t damage it.

69. Occasionally, there are times when a lady must lift up her skirt.

Or skirts, since 19th century women wore a lot of them at one time at least in the early Victorian era. Like her corset though.

70. Whatever his faults may be, this man will always give you the time of day.

Because he’s wearing a clock on his head. Wonder if it works. Probably not. But it looks cool so who cares.

71. A gentleman of action has to be prepared for the worst.

And I see the man has a pistol and rifle just in case. Not sure if he’s Victorian or from a western though.

72. I guess this is a lady who’s only trying to catch a train.

Luckily, she has plenty of ways to know the time. That is if the station’s clock isn’t working.

73. Looks like it’s the 19th century back a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

You didn’t think I was going to leave out a steampunk version of Star Wars. Course I wouldn’t. Like the Vader costume though.

74. There is never an excuse not to dress as a pretty purple peacock.

After all, purple is considered a rather elegant color. Don’t you think?

75. As they say, black is always a color of taste and elegance.

And it’s a color that can look good on almost anyone. At least given the right kind of fabric.

76. When there’s something strange in the neighborhood, call these gentlemen at your service.

Indeed, these are steampunk Ghostbusters. And no, they’re not afraid of no ghosts. Like the packs by the way.

77. Guess Honest Abe has found a new way to deliver his Gettysburg Address.

However, most steampunk works usually take place after he died. Nevertheless, this is a pretty cool costume.

78. Mind if this lady takes a trip to the seashore?

Because even ladies need a break now and then. Then again, that dress doesn’t seem suited for summer weather if you ask me. But it’s lovely.

79. Sometimes a dress can always look smashing in pink and purple.

However, be aware that this woman is an assassin. So tread lightly within her presence. Unless you’re her target, then run like hell.

80. Indeed, there are some ladies who prefer a metal plated gentleman.

And there are some gentlemen who are quite taken with a lady in feathers. To each his own, I guess.

Star Trek Costumes Boldly Going Where No Man Has Gone Before

Posted by historymaniacmegan on May 13, 2016

This is a rather eventful year for Star Trek since it has two big things going for it. This July marks the release of the new movie Star Trek: Beyond. However, whether Old Spock will make an appearance in the film is a mystery since we recently lost Leonard Nimoy who was mourned by Trekkies everywhere. Nevertheless, as we know, this franchise has produced 6 TV shows and several movies. And it continues to appeal to generations. This September will mark Star Trek’s 50th anniversary.

Conceived by the late Gene Roddenberry and first aired in 1966, Star Trek has been a franchise focused on space, the final frontier with missions to explore new worlds, to seek out life and new civilizations, and to boldly go where no man has gone before. While the original series only ran on NBC for 3 seasons, it managed to attract an enduring and vocal fanbase that its cultural impact can’t be denied and it’s become a cult phenomenon for decades, especially since it had several movies in the 1970s and 1980s as well as notable spin-off series that were more successful like Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Voyager, and Star Trek: Enterprise. In recent years, they’ve even made a reboot of some of the original movies but in a different style so they wouldn’t be sued by the Roddenberry family (well, that’s my theory). Not to mention, it’s also notable for Trekkies and Star Trek conventions.

Since Star Trek is well known for Trekkies to dress up as their favorite characters at these conventions. Of course, you might come across people dressed as Kirk and Spock as well as some Klingons. But you might find some other characters there as well. And as you see, you’ll find many aliens in outlandish costumes from the original series and beyond. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of Star Trek costumes from the final frontier boldly going where no man has gone before.

Here we have a lovely Andorian woman from Starfleet.

The Andorians are noted for their blue skin, white hair, and antennae. They also tend to call humans “pink skin.”

2. This little guy is a proud member of Starfleet and the Enterprise.

Well, at least that outfit’s from The Next Generation. Because if it was a redshirt from the original series, I’d have a problem. Still, so cute.

3. Guess these Starfleet officers are from an alternative timeline.

These are Starfleet Steampunk uniforms. And yes, they look kind of cool if you ask me.

4. From TNG, may I introduce to you to the lovable android and Operations Officer Data.

Sure Data might be an android who admires humanity. But he's such a loveable guy that you can't help but like him. This one's not bad looking, too.

Sure Data might be an android who admires humanity. But he’s such a lovable guy that you can’t help but like him. This one’s not bad looking, too.

5. Hop aboard the Starfleet Express.

Once again, I give you more Star Trek Steampunk. The guy resembles a train conductor. Like the woman’s dress, too.

6. Those who remember “Amok Time” might also recall T’Pring.

T’Pring was Spock’s fiancee since childhood who dumped him for another Vulcan man. But not before she had Spock fight with Kirk. This, when Spock was going through his pon farr, which isn’t pretty.

7. Where would Deep Space Nine be without its chief science officer Jadzia Dax?

While she seems like a young woman, she’s in symbiosis with a wise, long-lived creature called a Dax. Even before she became a host, she was pretty smart.

8. Oh, shit, seems like Kim Cardassian has to be everywhere these days.

I’m not sure if I’d want Kanye West to be with this woman. I hear the Cardassians are known for their brutality. But I think this is hilarious.

9. Against a Borg cube resistance is futile.

The Borg Cube is a spacecraft that’s home to the hive like Borg Collective. If your ship comes across one of these, avoid it at all times.

10. We should remember that even Klingons were young once.

Sure this baby may look adorable now. But once they grow up, they can be quite ruthless. But they do exhibit a code of honor.

11. During the Next Generation, no one can run a better Enterprise than Captain Jean-Luc Picard.

Along with Kirk, Picard is seen as one of the more iconic Star Trek captains. He may be a consummate Earl Grey drinking gentlemen and diplomat, but he’s not a guy you’d want to mess with.

12. As TNG’s chief engineer on the Enterprise, you just have to give a hand to Lieutenant Commander Geordi LaForge.

Notably played by LeVar Burton, LaForge has his own visor due to being born blind. Is an engineering whiz, nice guy, and Data’s best friend.

13. I bet these two are just like Romeo and Juliet.

Meaning that these two fell in love despite that their planet is engulfed in a stupid civil war. From “Let That Be Your Last Battlefield.”

14. When it comes to glitz, Ferengi know how to dress.

I think this might be from a Star Trek convention in Las Vegas. It’s a place I think Ferengi will feel right at home since they love money.

15. We should remember that while Romulans may look like Vulcans, they are not.

While Vulcans are seen as logical, Romulans are cunning, passionate, and opportunistic. They’re also really hated by Klingons.

16. While Klingons are known to be a proud warrior race, there’s always an occasional non-conformist among them.

On your left, you have a rather normal looking Klingon. On your right, you have a Klingon dressed like Elton John in the 1970s.

17. In a parallel universe, Spock is known to sport a trademark goatee.

Yes, that’s Evil Spock all right. He’s very scary and also not to be messed with. Not sure who the woman’s supposed to be.

18. Of course, even Bones McCoy is bound to get some action in “Shore Leave.”

Yes, I know that’s Dr. McCoy with two women who are dressed like they’re from a Dr. Seuss porn parody. But yes, this was in the original series. Don’t ask me how wardrobe came up with those outfits.

19. On Vulcan, Spock’s family matriarch is T’Pau.

She was to officiate on what should’ve been Spock’s wedding. But his fiancee had other ideas.

20. From “The Way to Eden” is Irina Galliulin a Starfleet dropout and onetime girlfriend of Ensign Chekov.

And as space hippie, her costume was possibly made from curtains. Still, “Eden” in this episode is basically uninhabitable.

21. This green girl apparently has a gig as a Las Vegas showgirl.

Okay, that’s really clever. I know Kirk might want a piece of her. Like the feathers though.

22. On the Enterprise, you might find space suits like these from the original series.

Interestingly enough, I’m sure this guy’s suit was made by the same materials as the original ones were. Seems like an almost perfect replica, too. Screen windows, especially.

23. This orange space suit is said to have a certain hazmat variant.

Well, it’s not exactly like the original but close. Still has the hazmat design in mind.

24. Aboard the first Enterprise as resident Vulcan and science officer was none other than T’Pol.

And this is her in her trademark outfit. Still has sexual tension with Archer and Tucker.

25. Staffing on Deep Space Nine as Chief of Security and First Officer are Odo and Major Kira.

As a shapeshifter, Odo is well suited for the job but doesn’t know where he comes from. Major Kira is a Bajoran who wants independence for her people.

26. As far as sexy get ups go, Losira’s is interesting.

I know it looks like a mix of harem attire and TRON. But I have no idea what Star Trek’s costume designer was on during the 1960s.

27. Those who’ve watched the original series might remember Harry Mudd and his women.

Well, here he is with one of his women. Still, the guy is a con man you shouldn’t trust with anything, especially if it pertains to money. Also, his beautiful women, they’re on drugs to appear super beautiful.

28. Member of Starfleet or 19th century Trekkie?

And yet, another Steampunk Starfleet uniform. Still, like the sword. Couldn’t resist this one.

29. I bring you the command of the Enterprise you all know and love.

I guess these consist of Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Uhura, and Scotty. And it seems Uhura is holding a tribble.

30. Looks like Captain Kirk likes to have a bunny or two on bridge.

We all know that Kirk has a well established reputation as a perv. This is why casting him as Hugh Hefner with Starfleet Playboy bunnies is so funny. And one is even green.

31. Even Princess Leia can’t help herself to the occasional tribble.

Yes, this is a Star Wars and Star Trek mashup. And yes, Chewie’s depicted as a tribble. But it’s clever.

32. Occasionally, you might have a chance to see T’Pol in pink.

Yes, she wore an outfit like that, too. But not as often. But that expression is rather typical of her character, especially when Commander Tucker got himself into a little escapade.

33. Second to Picard on the Enterprise is Commander Riker.

Seems to resemble the guy from the show. However, he’s not nearly as likable as Picard at any rate.

34. I’m afraid this Starfleet crew member has already been assimilated.

The Borg are a nasty bunch in Star Trek since they turn people into mindless cyborgs. They make Cardassians, Klingons, and Romulans seem friendly.

35. These Andorian women are just hanging out.

I guess those are what the Andorians normally wear. Seems to go well with their complexions.

36. Guess Klingon Gandalf decided to make an appearance.

So let me get this straight. He’s a Klingon. Yet, he’s also a wizard. Let’s just say you shall not pass by him on any day.

37. Fresh from Starfleet Academy, here are some new Guardians of the Galaxy.

And I see that Groot has a red shirt on. Let’s hope it doesn’t mean anything bad. Then again, he does regenerate somehow.

38. Here we have Captain Jean-Luc Picard meeting up with Commander Benjamin Sisko.

Of course, while under Borg assimilation, Picard killed Sisko’s wife Jennifer. Because of this Sisko doesn’t really like him much.

39. With Spock, it’s always “Live long and prosper.”

Yes, that’s Spock all right. He’s one of the most popular characters in the franchise. Leonard Nimoy will sure be missed.

40. Here we have Data sharing a moment with his beloved cat.

His cat’s name is Spot and is in TNG for the last 4 seasons. It’s also a female and has kittens.

41. On board the Enterprise TNG, we have Counselor Deanna Troi.

She’s half-Betazoid with empathetic abilities as well as detect lies and helps give Picard the edge in negotiations (by usually stating the obvious). Usually functions on the show as the damsel in distress and therapist.

42. Of course, Troi also wears a blue dress as well.

Well, that blue dress is lovely. However, as far as the TNG cast is concerned, she’s not among the most liked.

43. Joining the Voyager crew is the Doctor and Seven of Nine.

He is a mere hologram physician. And she is a highly attractive woman who’s recovering from Borg assimilation. These two are probably the best liked characters of the Voyager series.

44. And here Kim Cardassian looks stunning in her Vogue formal gown.

This is brilliant and hilarious. Love how Kim K’s depicted as a reptilian alien who tend to be enemies of the Federation.

45. In the new movies, you tend to see Spock paired with Uhura.

As far as putting Uhura with Spock, this Trekkie is not a fan. I mean such romance doesn’t really make sense to me. What the hell were the screenwriters thinking?

46. Here Captain Kirk tells a female redshirt to set her phaser to “stunning.”

Female Redshirts: To some they are eye candy. To some they are candy. Still have a higher survivor rate than their male counterparts.

47. Deep Space Nine serves as the exploration base of the Gamma Quadrant.

Well, I guess Deep Space Nine makes an easier costume than the Enterprise. Love the light effects though.

48. Guess these two people are from Scotty’s family.

After all, they’re both wearing kilts. Then again, you never saw Scotty wearing one but that’s probably for the best.

49. Here we have Captain Picard on bridge fighting the Teddy Borg.

I have to admit, this adorable. However, this little squirt will probably end up getting assimilated though.

50. Tending the bar on Enterprise is Guinan.

She’s played by Whoopi Goldberg in TNG. Still, she’s said to be the person whom Q most fears. Also, she’s of much better use than Troi.

51. Seems like Captain Kirk can’t get enough of those green girls.

Well, given Kirk’s reputation, this should be expected. His green girl fetish is a running gag in the new Star Trek movies, which I think is appropriate.

52. Guess Lieutenant Uhura has a call from bridge to answer at this time.

Well, she’s a communications officer so what do you expect. Still, she does get to land on a few planets, however.

53. Didn’t know Deep Space Nine had its own baseball team.

At first I didn’t know what to think of this until I realized the “Niniers” reference was to Deep Space Nine. Also, giving Sisko’s love of baseball, this is appropriate.

54. On Star Trek: Voyager, Seven of Nine is easily the most remembered.

Then again, she’s probably the main reason why most people remember the show at all. Not to mention, she tends to be very popular among teenage boys as well as 18-35 year olds.

55. Of course, sometimes Kirk’s presence can be made known for months at at time.

Yep, Kirk was here all right. And it seems like he wasn’t using protection at the time. Kirk probably has kids all over the galaxy.

56. That man is undead, Jim.

He says so himself. Most likely died when Kirk and some officers visited a planet. Not sure how he became a zombie.

57. As Bones, Dr. McCoy is the Enterprise’s Chief Medical Officer.

He also knows when a man is dead, Jim. Also, don’t make him do stuff beyond his job because he’s a doctor not a________.

58. Looks like Captain Kirk is having some trouble with tribbles.

By the way, “Trouble with Tribbles” one of the best Star Trek episodes ever. It’s also hilarious. Remember tribbles make terrible pets.

59. These Klingons decided to show up in their casual wear.

However, the man’s clothing does have the Klingon logo on them. Still, for Klingons, these two seem so friendly.

60. Guess these Klingons have a sensitive side after all.

Nevertheless, they’re dressed up as Imperial Stormtroopers in tutus and tiaras. Hilarious.

61. This Seven of Nine looks absolutely stunning.

Not bad looking for someone who’s been assimilated by the Borg and survived. Then again, she was probably Voyager’s resident fanservice personnel.

62. This little Spock seems like a logical tyke.

Now this is so adorable. Love the little pointy ears. Still, remember that he’s half-human though.

63. Oh, look, here comes the Redshirt brigade.

Whenever one of these beams down to the planet, chances are they’re never coming back. Well, at least for the men. Not sure about the women.

64. As far as Star Trek villains go, none is more menacing than the dreaded Khan.

Had to include this since Wrath of Khan is one of the best known Star Trek movies ever. Was famously played by Ricardo Montalban.

65. Guess Gorn decided to dress for the occasion this time.

Unfortunately, for us, you won’t be seeing him fighting Kirk any time soon. Still, Kirk’s fight with Gorn is pretty funny.

66. You might not know her, but at one time Yeoman Janice Rand was seen as Kirk’s main squeeze.

Here she is with a tribble and a basket weave (on her head). And yes, her hair was like that in the original series, too.

67. As chief engineer of the Enterprise, there was never a problem Montgomery Scott couldn’t fix.

However, the phrase “Beam me up, Scotty,” was never uttered on the show. Still, he’s one of the few redshirts on the series to survive planet landings and live to tell the tale.

68. On TNG, Q is an entity of mystery and a formidable foe.

Q is part of a race of godlike aliens who live outside a plane of existence. However, though he plays pranks, he’s not a malicious character. In later shows, he’s more of a teacher.

69. So I guess this redshirt isn’t really dead after all.

He’s just been seriously injured by aliens and has been treated in sick bay. So it’s no fuss.

70. Seems like Worf really tries to set a good example to children.

Actually I think this is a dad with his kids. But Worf is a very popular character in Star Trek since he’s a Klingon and a badass.

71. Sure Klingons kill but they won’t eat you.

Seems like this Klingon has a sense of humor. Nevertheless, Klingon warriors can be quite aggressive and ruthless.

72. Speaking of Klingons, here’s a Klingon Hello Kitty.

I know it’s kind of a weird mashup since Hello Kitty doesn’t seem to live to Klingon warrior preferences. Still, this is funny.

73. Where would a Klingon warrior ever be without his signature weapon?

Not sure what this weapon is called. But it sure looks quite badass. Now I see why Klingons are popular among Star Trek fans.

74. For fans of the original series, who could forget Kirk’s fight with Gorn?

Now the Gorn and Kirk episode might've been poignant for the time. But now it hasn't aged very well.

Now the Gorn and Kirk episode might’ve been poignant for the time. But it hasn’t aged very well within the last decades.

75. Guess Evil Spock is sharing a dance with Evil Uhura.

Okay, I might see this pairing. Still, while I’m fine with Uhura and Spock, I am not okay with them getting together in the reboot movies. Because I just don’t see them getting together.

76. You know that dog with the horn from the original series? Well, there’s a costume for that.

Man, that looks so freakish it’s unreal. Still, that original series didn’t seem to have much of a budget on visual effects as far as I’m concerned.

77. Borg assimilation: fun for the whole family.

Yes, this is a Borg family. Even the baby’s teddy wasn’t immune. Resistance is futile.

78. Apparently, Klingons know how to dress for a wedding.

However, would you want to attend a Klingon wedding on Star Trek? No. Seriously, I don’t want to know what a Klingon wedding is like.

79. Now won’t you take a look at this San Francisco Worf.

Still, I don’t think I’d call Worf a hippie beyond any stretch. But I think this is quite funny.

80. When these Redshirts are hit, they just keep going.

However, on the original series, redshirts don’t survive wounds like these on the planets. In fact, they usually don’t come back.

81. I’m afraid she’s dead, Jim.

Here we see a redshirt doing what redshirts do best: dying on the planet. That’s what they mostly do.

82. For little ones, these little Starfleet costumes would do nicely.

Let’s see, there’s Kirk, Spock, and I hope the kid in red is Scotty. If not, then I think he’s doomed. Still, these are so cute.

83. Of course, as we all know about Ferengi women, clothes are seen as obscene.

Nevertheless, on Earth, their naughty bits had to be censored. Still, this is funny.

84. Seems like we have a new bombshell on deck.

And I’m sure Kirk is going to have his way with the new science officer by the end of this episode. Still, that’s a pretty good costume.

85. Here I introduce to you Data with the Borg Queen.

Heard they got together in the movies, don’t ask. Still, the Borg Queen is a very insidious villain in the franchise.

86. Heard of Sherlock Holmes and Watson? How about Data and LaForge?

I think they did have a Sherlock Holmes episode. However, I’m sure they’re sleuthing skills are very astute at least in the engineering room.

87. Kirk and Spock are such best buds that you can see them on a bicycle built for two.

And apparently, it’s fire powered. Still, you have to love this or at least think it’s clever.

88. Let me guess, that’s Chakotay from Voyager.

Because the guy is best known for being No. 2 Janeway, having a tattoo on his face, and ending up with Seven of Nine. That's all you need to know about him.

Because the guy is best known for being No. 2 Janeway, having a tattoo on his face to show his Native American heritage, and ending up with Seven of Nine. That’s all you need to know about him.

89. Looks like the sun god Apollo decided to pay a visit.

He may be a Greek god but he was featured in a Star Trek episode. Also kind of a jerk by the way, not unlike his mythological counterpart.

90. Looks like tribbles seem to get along with Romulans quite nicely.

However, according to “Trouble with Tribbles,” tribbles don’t like Klingons at all. This is why the tribbles were sent aboard a Klingon ship in the end.

91. This Spock tyke knows his Vulcan signs.

Being half-human, you’d have to expect Spock being bullied while he was a child. Still, this is adorable.

92. In original series, some alien costumes tend to be rather outlandish.

I don’t know what this alien is supposed to be but she’s kind of a cross between a supermodel and an Ooomah Loompah. She also appears scantily clad in tin foil.

93. Whenever there’s a problem, this cat LaForge could always fix it.

Yes, it’s a cat dressed as La Forge as you can see. I’m sure some people might find this incredibly cute.

94. In a parallel universe, you have Captain Kirk with his Marlena.

In the normal Star Trek universe, Marlena only lasted an episode. But so do most of Kirk’s girlfriends.

95. While Klingon men are fearsome warriors, you can’t underestimate Klingon women either.

Because they can be very aggressive and are also expected to be warriors. So don’t try to mess with them.

96. On TNG, where would Riker be without Counselor Troi?

I don’t have the slightest idea. However, TNG would’ve probably been a better show without either of them.

97. Seems like this Vulcan girl of Starfleet has a lovely dress and jacket to match.

Sure she’s supposed to be a female Spock. But I think this is a lovely dress. I kind of wish the women on the original series would wear something more like it.

98. Seems like joining Starfleet is a tradition for this family.

Then again, in later Star Trek shows, people do have their families on board with them. Still, this is adorable.

99. Guess this Starfleet officer will suffer a fate worse than death.

He’s probably going to be assimilated some time soon. And I’m sure any resistance he tries to put up will be futile.

100. Guess these green women are part of the Starfleet entertainment company.

Still, if they were in the original series, I’m sure Kirk will try to hook up with one of them. Nevertheless, I think their costumes are quite creative.

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