Ajax is stronger than dirt, keeping dishes clean and me from having dishwashy hands so my husband won’t drop me for some scheming hoebag who’s never washed any dishes in her life. Okay, it’s not a great rendition of a vintage ad housewife. And I know they didn’t have Ajax dish liquid in the Mad Men era. But I think it’s kind of funny.

Well, he’s a pallet, anyway. But this seems like an easy costume with a beret, pallet boards, and a brush. Don’t forget the French mustache.

This is a different one from last year since it’s in adult size. But like the Parisian structure, it can’t be ignored.

Well, both are easy costumes to make. Yet, it might make people wonder if you two are mentally sound. The plastic wrap is great, by the way.

Of course, this is the kind of couples’ costume where taking the sexy route makes more sense. This is especially when it’s DIY.

You know the weird creepy guy from The Office who’s always sucking up to Michael? Well, this little girl dressed up at him. I know younger viewers may not get this reference.

An easy costume with two slices of bread covered in different color plastic wrap. So cute.

Mrs. Butterworth is a syrup brand. But I like how she’s dressed like the bottle.

While some girls want to be princesses, this little lady dresses up as an iconic munitions worker. Yes, we can do it! indeed.

You know, the man who owns Curious George. Thought so. Still, not a hard costume.

Well, it’s a new spin on him. Only he’s armed with a snack cart and looks more badass. Hope I didn’t offend anyone here.

Now this is a very adorable costume with the baby dressed as a mouse. Until you realize what mousetraps actually do to mice.

Yes, the corn chips that are extra salty and are covered with a cheese that gets all over you. Still, these are great.

She’s from a Tim Burton movie. She kidnaps an unsuspecting man into the netherworld just before he’s about to tie the knot with another girl. You read that right.

Had to do this one since Andy Warhol is a native of Pittsburgh. But the painting of pink Marilyn Monroe is awesome.

You know those inflatable guys you see at car dealerships? Yeah, there’s a Halloween costume for that. These are brilliant.

Remember having one of these as a kid. Still, love how she has a makeup set on the table and perfect blond hair.

The parents are the bread slices while the kids are bacon, lettuce, ant tomato. I guess one the parents picked the theme that year.

“I shall call him Mini Me.” Still, seems like a fairly easy costume. But I doubt this Mini Me is old enough for Austin Powers to understand.

You know from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Still, Gene Wilder, you will be missed.

Well, her top is sharp. But she doesn’t seem to have an eraser. Still, it’s a great costume.

One is Charlie Chaplin in a business suit and the other is a 1920s flapper. Will probably be out of style with the presence of the Jazz Singer costume.

See one excelled in baseball and the other in tennis. Still, love how they’re posing like that.

Yes, she has two pins in her and she knows how to use them. Like how she’s dressed like the traditional tomato.

Yes, one of the most famous cleaning product mascots ever. Still, this is clever and doesn’t take a lot of work.

The guy’s the Tom Hanks character with a FedEx box. The woman is the volleyball Wilson.

You see how they’re dressed in their finest attire while in black and white. It’s one of those pun costumes.

So I guess this family decided to go as a Lego version of themselves. Makes sense, to a point.

Remember to use yarn as straw, especially if it’s for a little kid. Still, this is so cute.

Must be a tribute to Whac-A-Mole. Not sure if it’s kind of sadistic. But I think it’s a creative spin.

Yes, he goes around stealing people’s identities from time to time. As you can see from this shirt.

You know the girl from Labyrinth who’s trying to rescue her baby brother from the Goblin King? Well, here’s her iconic dress costume.

He’s from a cartoon. And yes, he has hands coming from his hat. Got to love this.

Must be inspired from Jurassic Park. At any rate, it’s pretty clever if you really think about it.

Guess the family who robs together stays together. Not sure if they’re setting a bad example to their kid. But it works.

She’s feeling a wall that’s not even there. I don’t think you can ask her about it either.

He even has that beard after running for all that time. Then again, he just felt like running.

You have to admire the dad who agreed to play the victim. Still, the sharks are hard to resist.

He even has the beard, tattoo, and everything. This is too much.

She’s the teacher from The Magic School Bus. A kind of teacher who’d risk her students’ lives to instruct them about science.

If you saw Monty Python and the Holy Grail, you’ll understand why she has the coconut shells. “I am Arthur, King of the Britons.”

No, this isn’t Balloon Boy. This is just a kid dressed as a hot air balloon. And it’s adorable.

You know, those things you use to take a shower with. They also have body wash and rubber duckies.

Well, that’s a close likeness of him. Too bad he’s not the bandage ear portrait.

Well, this boy is causing a storm. Like how they used figures as the debris.

These are the fairies on Sleeping Beauty who did everything. And yet, none of them got the credit.

Well, it’s easier when everyone is dressed the same. Yet, one comes out of the other.

She’s dressed in a footie pajama outfit with pigtails. Also has her Care Bear to snuggle with.

Now this is a sweet idea. Of course, don’t want to piss the baby into stinging you.

One of the most famous cereal mascots of our times. He even has Captain Crunch cereal to show.

She’s a cat with a bag of money. And yes, she’ll take it when you’re not looking.

Talk about the blind leading the blind. All they have to rely on is each other.

Doesn’t seem to take much. But sometimes the lid can screw on real tight.

They’re from a movie called The Sandlot. He has a crush on the lifeguard and fakes drowning so he can kiss her.

Makes more sense than the beauty pageant. Because every Miss Universe winner is from Earth.

And I don’t mean the group from Jersey Boys. I mean the actual four seasons like winter, fall, summer, and spring.

He’ll probably grow up to wear women’s clothes as well as wish he were a girlie just like his dear papa. Yeah, can’t help myself with that.

Well, there’s a dish called chicken cordonbleau. It just seems to sound like that to us.

He’ll probably go trick or treating or deliver the package while you’re at work. Nevertheless, so cute.

Not sure if he could fit all the spices on it. Yeah, a bra’s not a good support for condiments.

One is a battery. The other is a can of salt. Together they make a felony offense.

All it takes is a white outfit and a paper plate. See? Simple.

You know the drill. Paper beats rock, scissors beats paper, rock beats scissors. Don’t understand why paper beats rock.

Well, it’s a guy in a Hawaiian shirt, lei, and boxing gloves. Who could ever guess?

It’s the one featuring an apple in front of the guy’s face. Not sure how he could see.

Seems like something to do with old clothes. Like how the youngest is the basket.

Sometimes you make off with the loot. But this baby is the loot.

Yes, he’s supposed to be a headless man with a head in a jar. I know it’s creepy but it’s clever.

She appears on those Morton salt cans. You know the girl in yellow in the rain.

Well, soy sauce and stir fry. Or is that sushi? Still, doesn’t really matter much.

Another family costume theme. There’s the Mad Hatter, the Cheshire Cat, the Queen of Hearts, Alice, and the White Rabbit.

You see how the kid is dressed as a farmer in coveralls. Adorable.

Let me guess, the word is “Trick or Treat.” I think I was right.

Like how she has rainbow socks. There’s nothing you can’t love about this adorable costume.

And it seems that the tape became unraveled. Not much you can do about that.

They’re all at a bar. How nice. Still, aren’t they supposed to be in elementary school? I know it’s an adult show on Comedy Central. But still….

The cheap wine in a box we all know and love. Wonder how he could get a box like that.

No, it’s not Batman. She’s just a regular bat. Nothing remarkable about her.

Yes, the AMC womanizing boozehound from the 1960s himself. Not sure what Jon Hamm would think of this one. But I think it’s adorable.

His legs are actually inside the flames. But you wouldn’t be able to tell that for awhile.

And yes, she’s literally covered in crap. Not just with candy either, which at the movies is overpriced.

He even has his own Delorean. Like his cute little red jacket vest. Adorable.

He’ll be lucky if nobody doesn’t get cat scratch fever. Should watch out for Ted Nugent.

Has Mary Poppins, Burt, and a penguin. Got to love these costumes. So adorable.

Sure he may have scissor hands. But he’s such a sweet guy you want to hug. Well, if he didn’t have scissor hands.

Seems like a very happy Charlie Brown, which is quite unusual. Mostly because Charlie Brown feels like the world is against him.

Now this shouldn’t be too hard. Just a hat, sunglasses, and a haystack.

Yes, it’s a dog dressed as a horse. And no, you are not hallucinating.

Stoners rejoice since this is the costume set for you. It’s about a couple tokes over the line.

He’s the boy from E. T. who befriends the titular alien. And here they are on his bike.

It’s the kind of undergarment that screams the words of psychoanalysis. Or when you say one thing but mean your mother. I mean another.

This cow wants you to eat more chicken, not burgers, beef, or steak. Still, this is adorable.

It’s a 1990s reference from an MC Hammer song. This one has a hammer and a clock to show it.

He’s Tim’s neighbor from Home Improvement. He never shows his face as a rule.

That must be a great undertaking. Hope they don’t try to play on her during the party.

She’s just an old lady on her walker. Please help her across the street if you can.

It’s the name of a Youtube video cat that later became an Internet meme. I’m not familiar with it. But apparently, it’s popular.

Funny how this costume shows what we do in private in public. Wonder who came up with this idea.

She has plenty in her machine. But they’re mostly made from pom poms from a craft store.

She’s a real globetrotter and sometimes a pain in the ass. Love the map skirt.

She’s covered in foil and sticky notes. And she doesn’t want to be touched.