The Interesting Life of NFL Merchandise (Third Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on August 16, 2017

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Of course, I’ve planned to do a another post on NFL merchandise. But I was greatly distracted thanks to a bunch of white supremacists in Charlottesville, Virginia. And I really couldn’t avoid doing a couple posts on that. So I had to put it off. Then again, out of all the NFL posts I do, the merchandise one is perhaps the one I least look forward to. Mainly because it’s difficult to find ridiculous NFL stuff on the internet and search engines don’t make it easier for me. But since the NFL would sell you jars of oxygen if they knew you’d buy them, I kind of have to get around to writing it somehow. Besides, they earn a shitload of money selling stuff to their fans. And their items are so often overpriced. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another installment of NFL merchandise

You can really make football go to the dogs with Denver Broncos dog dishes.

Because I’m sure your dog really wants to eat from a Denver Broncos dish. At least I didn’t show the one for the Atlanta Falcons.

2. If you love the Dallas Cowboys, then you might like this desk caddy.

Sure it might not be the most ridiculous NFL gear. But I’m sure a regular desk caddy costs much less.

3. Be a Dallas Cowboy darling in this halter dress.

I’m sure any woman would be able to wear this only through September. Then again, Dallas is in the South. But the Cowboys have fans all over the country.

4. For the home viewing game experience, get yourself a Pittsburgh Steelers auditorium chair.

Comes with cup holders. Yet, doesn’t provide the kind of comfort you’d expect from a home recliner.

5. Kick back at tailgating in a San Francisco 49ers camp chair.

You can buy cheaper models without NFL logos on them. Besides, they’re not very comfortable anyway.

6. Tailgating is always great with a Detroit Lions condiment set.

So I guess one is for blue ketchup and the other is for Grey Poupon. You know I’d like my condiment bottles to be the color of what’s actually in them if they’re not transparent already.

7. Like pool games. Well, this field goal game from the Pittsburgh Steelers puts you in luck.

At least in this game, you don’t have to worry about footballs being deflated. Just the field goal floatie.

8. Keep your beer chilled for Sunday with this Dallas Cowboys mini fridge.

It even has a glass door so you can see the beverages. Probably costs about twice what you’d pay for a regular one.

9. A Dallas Cowboys sugar dispenser is just as sweet.

It’s just a container with a Dallas Cowboys logo on it. A plain one will only cost half of that at Big Lots.

10. Excited for the Super Bowl? Why not have it on your party gear?

To be fair, this is from two years ago. But still, I’m sure it’s a massive waste of money just the same. After all, these are disposable.

11. Keep your living room game day fresh with a New England Patriots electric scented candle.

After all, no New England Patriots likes nothing more than the smell of deflated footballs. Or at least if your name is Tom Brady.

12. Support your team on game day with a pair of Seattle Seahawks jersey earrings.

They even have glitter on them for extra sparkle. Because we all know women love shiny stuff.

13. Get yourself scrubbed clean in your very own Cleveland Browns tub.

I’m sure someone did it as a project. But really, would anyone want to have an NFL tub in their bathroom? No.

14. Girls, dress your American Girl Dolls in their very own NFL cheerleader outfit.

Pittsburgh Steelers outfit not included. Also, will result in your American Girl Doll being paid less than minimum wage, especially in the Dallas Cowboys outfit.

15. Heard of Elf on the Shelf? How about Tony Romo on the shelf?

So be good, kids, or Tony Romo will tell Santa on how you hated him dating Jessica Simpson. Still, this is incredibly creepy. Wonder what Romo’s own kids think of this.

16. Cuddle up Sunday with your very own New England Patriots plush hedgehog.

How appropriate that a team known for Deflategate has its very own plushie of a creature known for its spikes. Yet, on this one, the hair is fuzzy.

17. To keep warm in the stands, this Seattle Seahawks poncho is just for you.

Yes, it seems like it’s culturally appropriated from Pacific Northwest Coastal Indians (like its logo). And no, it won’t keep you dry in the rain.

18. A New England Patriots teddy bear is always your Sunday afternoon friend.

Yes, it’s adorable and sweet. But it doesn’t care whether or not its team cheats. Still, what’s with NFL teddy bears?

19. Be the life of the party at the game with this Pittsburgh Steelers pimp cup.

Sure it’s more of a prop than an actual drinking vessel. But some people might take offense.

20. Cheer for your NFL team in the cold with a pair of Green Bay Packers pom-pom gloves.

How are these practical? I don’t get it. When I wear gloves, I want to acutally hold things in my hand. Not deal with pom poms on the fingers.

21. Watch the game from the stands with a pair of Chicago Bears binoculars.

Chances are you’ll probably need them in the stadium. Since actually being there doesn’t give you the kind of experience a TV does.

22. Grace your patio with a Philadelphia Eagles glass table.

Because we all need a taste of NFL elegance. Until some drunk guy breaks it in two after the game.

23. Nothing makes a Sunday evening special like an NFL team fancy candle.

Do NFL fans even like fancy candles? Seriously, they really don’t seem to be in the spirit of football. More like someone you’d get for an office secret Santa.

24. Amuse yourself for hours with Green Bay Packers and Chicago Bears checkers.

For football doesn’t translate as well in chess. Oh, wait they do actually have NFL chess sets? My mistake.

25. Make your holidays shine with a Cleveland Browns Christmas village set.

Includes a lot of stadium decoration and concession stand. But still, brown and orange are nowhere near festive. Also, the Browns aren’t known to be good.

26. This New England Patriots dog toy is Dine-o-Bite.

So they’re also selling dog toys? Also, I’m not really sure if a dynamite chew toy is a good idea. Not to mention, it’s probably overpriced.

27. Make your Easter worthwhile with a Green Bay Packers Easter egg decorating kit.

I can somewhat understand NFL football and the Christmas season. But NFL Easter stuff especially baffles me. Why?

28. Hope your kids are good with these NFL Elves on the Shelf watching them.

Okay, that’s really creepy. Even the regular Elf on the Shelf is kind of freaked out by now.

29. Be the game day darling at the stadium with a pair of Washington Redskins eyelashes and beauty marks.

Team eyelashes? That’s insane. I know the NFL is trying to appeal to women. But this is just utter lunacy.

30. Got pesky flies? A NFL team helmet fly swatter will help.

Despite that you can get fly swatters almost anywhere for almost nothing. So serious waste of money.

31. Get your baby in the spirit of game day with a Miami Dolphins diaper cover.

After all, you want your baby’s diaper to match your team jersey. Also, this is probably made by someone.

32. A Denver Broncos garden gnome is perfect for any NFL patch.

I mean they have garden gnomes for basically everything. It was only a matter of time when the NFL got hold.

33. This Marshawn Lynch sweater is guaranteed to keep you cozy.

Did I say it’s for women and it has a shiny placard for his name. Marshawn Lynch must be rolling his eyes right now.

34. Get your own nails ready with this San Diego Chargers nail filing kit.

Includes two files and sets of lightning bolt cuticles. Not sure why anyone would want NFL nails in the first place.

35. You can always be stylish carrying a Detroit Lions purse around.

Because why should you carry an overpriced bag when a cheap plain purse would do? Also, available for men.

36. Check the precipitation with a Pittsburgh Steelers rain gauge.

Fitting, since the Pittsburgh area gets a lot or rain all year round. However, why the do they have NFL rain gauges?

37. Bring in chocolatey cheer with NFL Hershey Kisses Music Drops.

I don’t understand the concept behind these products. Don’t know why the hell they exist. So just don’t ask me.

38. Be the top office quarterback with your very own New York Giants stapler.

Now you can staple papers like Eli Manning. Okay, I know it doesn’t sound very glamorous.

39. Have yourself cremated and put into an Oakland Raiders urn.

Well, Raiders fans are known for morbid stuff. But the urn is just a little too much.

40. For Halloween, you can’t go without a Chicago Bears zombie gnome.

After all, you want zombies from your own team to haunt your garden. Not anyone else’s, right?

41. Nothing makes you a loyal fan like this Miami Dolphins hat.

For one, it’s plush so it’s guaranteed to make you sweat in Miami. Second, wearing it makes you look like a total idiot.

42. Hope you can be square with this New Orleans Saints end table.

Well, at least the Saints logo makes this table seem somewhat presentable in a living room. But perhaps so much more expensive.

43. Keep your drinks chilled with an inflatable field goal cooler.

Ice not included, by the way. Also, looks absolutely ridiculous even in outdoor settings.

44. When all goes wrong, you’ll have this plush Carolina Panthers superhero to the rescue.

It has a bill like a duck and ears like a monkey. But I’m sure your kids or your dog will love it.

45. Or if you’re into the Panthers, how about this Rhino superhero?

I don’t understand this one either. Seriously, if the Carolina Panthers want a plush superhero, how about a panther one? Because that would make more sense.

46. Open bottles of beer with this Oakland Raiders hip grip bottle opener.

Because there’s no better way to open a bottle of beer than near your crotch. Seriously, why?

47. Nothing’s better for the big day than a Miami Dolphins wedding cake topper.

This one has the groom dragging the bride. But most often it’s the other way around. Still, I’ll just let her keep her fantasies to herself, thanks.

48. Wake up in the morning to a cup from your San Francisco 49ers coffee machine.

You can buy regular coffee machine like this for cheap. Seriously, NFL merchandise is notoriously expensive.

49. Join Hello Kitty for Super Bowl XLIX.

Since what the hell does Hello Kitty have to do with NFL football? Oh, catering to girls, right?

50. A game day kitchen can’t go without Pittsburgh Steeler cabinet doors.

On second thought, it totally can. Besides, most cabinets aren’t shaped like that anymore either.

51. Celebrate the holidays with your very own Oakland Raiders mini Christmas tree.

Even has lights and Raider bows. And yes, it’s in black and silver glory.

52. When you turn a year older, you might want these on your cake.

Yes, these are birthday candles. And yes, they consist of wax footballs on toothpicks.

53. Keep your food fresh in these Oakland Raiders Tupperware containers.

Yes, store your food on some overpriced containers. Comes in 3 sizes.

54. Nothing brings you joy like a New England Patriots plush emoji.

This one means, “Hope they don’t find out about the deflated footballs.” Or “Thank God, I avoided that 4 game suspension.”

55. Plug in your appliances with a San Diego Chargers electrical outlet.

Fittingly, it’s shaped like a lightning bolt. And it has space for 4 outlets. Shocking.

56. Kick back and relax on your very own Oakland Raiders hammock.

Sure it might seem relaxing. Yet, it seems a bit tight for me.

57. Walk down the aisle for your reception with this Pittsburgh Steelers cake topper.

Luckily for my Mom, my parents married in June. Still, many can relate to this.

58. This Saint Louis Rams bottle stopper will keep your booze fresh.

Okay, so they moved to LA. Still, it’s quite a lot of money to pay for a stopper even if it has a helmet.

59. Grace your Christmas tree with this golden Miami Dolphins ornament.

It’s even in gold with shiny stones. I bet the gold and stones aren’t even real.

60. Have your little one take their first steps in these Kansas City Chief booties.

Yes, get your baby indoctrinated in NFL football with these cute little booties. Probably comes with a bib, too.

61. Afraid of the dark? Use this New England Patriots night sensing night light.

Available in 3 different colors. Great if you’re worried about Eli Manning in your closet.

62. Get moving in these Oakland Raiders skidders.

These are for children. Kind of seem like a hybrid of crocks and socks.

63. Put your craft beers together in this Saint Louis Rams craft beer flight.

That way, the beer you put on this thing will be your own. Even if it tastes like shit.

64. Look fabulous on game day with these Seattle Seahawks temporary tattoos.

You can put them all on your arm. And yes, they come in all kinds of styles.

65. This Carolina Panthers action snowman is pure winter fun.

I have absolutely no idea why this exists. This doesn’t make sense at all.

66. Hello Kitty loves her New England Patriots blanket.

Somehow a cute Japanese icon doesn’t go well with NFL football. Not sure why. Also, the Patriots are an unethical football team.

67. Keep yourself warm on cold games with this Green Bay Packers helmet hat.

Well, it looks warm enough. But guaranteed to make you look like an idiot.

68. Show your team love with a Pat the Patriot hat.

Okay, that’s kind of creepy. Maybe some mascot hats shouldn’t be made.

69. Light up your room with a Dallas Cowboys glass block lamp.

Not sure if a glass block lamp fits with the Dallas Cowboys. A cowboy boot lamp would make more sense.

70. Have your little one curl up with a New England Patriots snuggle bear.

Yes, the kind of bear you snuggle with when you spy on the other team players, deflate footballs, and knock out the opposing team’s radio reception. But this is adorable.

71. Make your bathroom sensational with these New England Patriots shower hooks.

I’m sure you can get regular shower hooks for half the price. Yet, if you want a cheater’s bathroom suite, be my guest.

72. Always look chic wearing this Atlanta Falcons bracelet.

Or a bracelet featuring a team that let you down. And notoriously expensive.

73. Cheer for your team with these Kansas City Chiefs gnome fans.

So gnomes paint their faces and chests, too. Yes, I know it’s ridiculous.

74. You can always pound it hard with a Houston Texans hammer.

Comes with extra decals that would jack up the price. And a blue and red football pattern handle to match.

75. Grace your front yard with a Kansas City Chiefs inflatable player.

I’ve seen a Pittsburgh Steeler inflatable near the covered bridge in my area. But it was in a different position.

76. You can always have spud fun with a Kansas City Chiefs Mr. Potato Head.

A Mr. Potato Head Kansas City Chiefs. Do they have those for everything? I’m confused.

77. Step into style in these sparkly Houston Texans tennis shoes.

Bling studded NFL shoes? Must cost a fortune. Sorry, but I think a pair $50 is a bit much.

78. Concentrate on your homework assignments with a Chicago Bears study buddy.

Odd, because don’t many of these players not study much in college? Since they don’t really have the time?

79. Relive the New England Patriots scoring the winning touchdown with this snow globe.

Great to rub it in your friends and relatives who don’t care for the Pats. And they wonder why the rest of the country doesn’t like them.

80. Put all your gear for tailgating in this Seattle Seahawks folding wagon.

I could really use this. Too bad this one probably costs an arm and a leg.

NFL Fans Dressed and Ready for Game Day (Third Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on August 11, 2017

Here I sit on the swing with my Terrible Towel wearing my Steeler earrings and a jersey from my sister. And yes, I was sweating in it during the shoot.

While August may be a slow month for many, it’s certainly not for me. Mostly because there are so many things going on. For one, you have back to school season when the kids prepare to return to school. Then there’s the start of the football season which is huge in the Pittsburgh area as well as the rest of the United States. And since the Steelers are about to kick off today on their first preseason game, I might as well take care of my NFL stuff first. For the last 2 years I’ve don posts on football costumes, merchandise and crafts. Because while my dad may insist on watching his games, there are plenty of NFL fans far crazier than him or a lot of other people in my area. For instance, while my dad hasn’t been to Heinz Field, he’s totally okay about it. In fact, he’d rather watch his Steeler games on TV in the comfort of his own home anyway. At least he could go to the bathroom during a commercial break and get his own food from the kitchen. But if there was anything that would make the NFL football experience more worthwhile to me would be watching the fans. Since I find some of these fans’ outfits far more interesting than the game. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of crazy NFL fans in their team spirit gear.

Undead skull man salutes his Oakland Raiders.

Too bad his team’s moving to Vegas. Makes me feel bad for the people of Oakland who seem to be among the most avid NFL fans in the country.

2. As a Dallas Cowboys fan, blue hair goes the extra mile.

He even has striped pants, a helmet, Cowboys tie, and face paint to match. Yet, he’s wearing a coat for the weather.

3. With two swords on his helmet, this guy’s in the Raider spirit of things.

Don’t worry, his head is fine. But I’m sure this will certainly get him noticed since his head resembles the logo. Sort of.

4. There’s something beaky about this Philadelphia Eagles fan.

Well, he has a beak nose on his helmet. Still, compared to other NFL fans on this post, this is tame.

5. Support your Denver Broncos with feathers, tulle, and a crazy hat.

Sure her costume seems to come from stuff she found at a craft store. But sometimes it’s the thought that counts.

6. Now we come to a true Dallas Cowboy.

This guy is know as Crazy Ray. Of course, his costume isn’t as outlandish as some of these other NFL fans. And it’s rather appropriate.

7. If you’re a Houston Texan fan, you got to have horns.

And I see these guys may wear different hats. But they didn’t ignore the horns. Hope they don’t put somebody’s eye out.

8. For this Seahawks fan, the shirt has to match the face paint.

I thin the shirt is enough here. But some people have to go the extra mile like this guy.

9. Even Imperial Stormtroopers love the Houston Texans.

The Stormtrooper even has a blue mohawk and is posing with the team mascot. The pilot doesn’t have much else.

10. When you support the Ravens, you even have to have a lot of bling with a jester’s hat.

Not sure if it weighs him down at the game. But at least he has an interesting hat.

11. A striped face and a clown wig is all you need to support the Buffalo Bills.

Well, as far as this guy is concerned. Though he doesn’t seem happy about how his Bills are doing.

12. Footballhead doesn’t like how the game’s going for the Broncos.

Then again, it’s a mask meant to look scary. But it seems rather annoyed to me.

13. You wouldn’t know who these baggy Miami Dolphins fans are.

But they’re not ashamed about supporting their team. They just didn’t want to use face paint.

14. Even a Steeler fan has to get the best black and gold sombrero.

An equally fancy luchador mask can also complete the look. Now that’s intimidating to see.

15. For her Colts, this woman gets out her puppet monkeys for the holidays.

Helps if the monkeys wear Colts Santa hats, too. Still, kind of creepy for me to take in.

16. When in doubt go green and blue for the Seattle Seahawks.

Well, this guy seems to. And his blue hair is all spiky for good measure.

17. This Ravens fan really likes to show his team’s glory on his head.

Yes, the Ravens won as many Super Bowls as Ray Lewis has murder allegations. And this guy has a feathered cape alongside his giant ring hat, too.

18. Seems like this joker is a very serious Steelers fan.

Well, he has the Joker makeup to his Steeler specifications. Not sure about the hat though.

19. Make way for the Miami Dolphins Pope.

Guess they have a guy like that for every NFL team out there. But this cleric paints his face.

20. This Halo hero salutes his Houston Texans.

Though he must be hot in his costume. But for some, it’s all worth it for the team.

21. This masked beauty does her hair only for the Miami Dolphins.

Okay, it’s a wig. But it’s in aqua, orange and white. And she wear’s a mask for an enhanced effect.

22. This Joker delights in supporting the New Orleans Saints.

Even has a Fleur de Lis in each hand. Yet, he’s also wearing a suit with a pink boa.

23. For this 49er’s fan, the lucha mask has to contain a gold nugget.

The hat’s made out of foam. And he’s not wearing as shirt. But we all know how the 49ers got their name.

24. This Super Seahawks fan might need to leave early if there’s any danger.

He’s even wearing Superman briefs with a Skittles wrapper on his chest. Not sure what that’s supposed to mean.

25. This blue man goes all out for his Detroit Lions.

Despite that the Detroit Lions are among the worst teams in the NFL. But this guy’s keeping his cool with his thumbs up.

26. This Minnesota Vikings fan hopes his team demolishes Dallas.

Wonder if they have one for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Because my dad really hates the Dallas Cowboys.

27. Feathers and shells always make for a great Oakland Raiders headdress.

Well, I’ve put a similar fan picture on another post but that might’ve been from the Saints. But this one seems to have a rather strange quality to it. Maybe that’s intentional.

28. A Raiders fan can never have too many skulls.

Well, he seems to have a lot. Not only around his neck but on his hard hat.

29. Chicago gangsters always dress dapper for a game with the Bears.

After all, Chicago’s famous for Al Capone. And for the Boardwalk Empire touch, the orange suits are in pinstripe.

30. Seems like Seahawks fans tend to be on the Dark Side.

At least this Darth Vader costume is intact and unchanged. Just a Seahawks scarf and lightsaber are plenty.

31. You’re not a Vikings fan until you go purple.

They at least match with the face paint and jerseys. But you have to like the other guy’s fuzzy horned helmet.

32. This guy would be a fool not to support his New Orleans Saints.

He’s even wearing a jester outfit of black and gold to show his love for the Saints. After all, he’s quite a joker.

33. This man always goes all out for his Pittsburgh Steelers.

He has a Steeler car and a Vince Lombardi trophy in Steeler insignia. Also have love the glasses.

34. Wonder if this guy’s name is Spike.

Because he has spikes all over him, get it. Also have to behold his skulls and chains. And yes, he’s a Raiders fan.

35. Now this guy seems like a real ship head.

That’s because it’s all about the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to him. He’s also wearing beads and has his face red and silver.

36. Looks like this guy is all spotted for the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Though the Jaguars reside in Florida’s largest city, they’re the least remembered. Maybe because they don’t do well in football.

37. This feathered mask lady is pulling for her Atlanta Falcons.

Too bad, the Falcons would lose to the Patriots at the Super Bowl. Yes, I was disappointed, too. Because everyone outside New England hates the Patriots.

38. Seems like Darth Vader has it in for the Raiders.

His buddy has a camera on is helmet. Nevertheless, hope they’re coping with their team’s move to Vegas.

39. For Super Bowl L, Broncos fans pose with their orange clown wigs.

Don’t really get the whole clown wig thing here. Except that it’s outrageous. Sot it goes on this post.

40. Heard of Goldfinger? Meet Mr. Goldman.

And his team is the New Orleans Saints. Notice how he has a Fleur de Lis on his face.

41. This skullhead Raiders fan supports breast cancer awareness.

Still, very little money from pink merchandise actually goes to breast cancer. Look it up.

42. This 49ers fan has come in his own sombrero.

This guy even has ornaments on it. Bet he’s had too much time on his hands.

43. Even old timey ghosts support the Oakland Raiders.

And this guy seems straight out of a horror movie. Yes, I’m already kind of freaking out right now.

44. When in doubt, go with a funky wig.

Here’s a Philadelphia Eagles fan in a lucha mask and clown wig of his team colors. And he’s having a drink during the game.

45. This Raiders fan has the Grim Reaper on his chest.

Yes, I know Raiders fan usually go with the creepy skull stuff. But that’s kind of a tradition for them. And why I put so many on my NFL fan posts.

46. You can’t go wrong with a wooden Seahawk hat.

This is especially if it has Seahawk color braids coming out. Then again, their logo was inspired from Native American art of the Pacific Coast. So what do you expect?

47. Speaking of Seahawks fans, check out the blue and green hair on these.

One of them has a mohawk. One of them has a crown. Yet, all support their Seahawks when the day is done.

48. Seems like this Grinch has a soft spot for the Tennessee Titans.

Well, he’s dressed in a green outfit with a Santa hat. But he just doesn’t seem Grinchy to me.

49. This woman is all feathers for the Atlanta Falcons.

She’s known as “Bird Lady” by the way. Too bad her team didn’t win the Super Bowl against the Patriots.

50. Fuzzy robes are always in for Broncos fans.

The kid is even dressed like a mini Hulk Hogan. And they even match.

51. Never expected to find a Packers fan in a sombrero.

I was wondering where I’d eventually see some Packers fans. Because they’d usually turn up when I’m less than halfway through.

52. This Packers fan is going to rock and roll all night and party every day.

This one is dressed as a member of KISS. And has spikes on shoulder pads. Not sure why.

53. This undead jester has come for the Raiders.

This guy has a skull mask and jester cap with jingles. Yes, it’s bound to freak you out.

54. Nothing makes you a bigger fan of the San Diego Chargers than a bolt on your chest.

Now the Chargers have relocated to LA. Kind of feel bad for this guy now. But at least he’s shown his team spirit by painting himself light blue.

55. Though Packers fans typically have cheese hats, I’m not so sure about this.

This one has the Green Bay Packer devouring a Detroit Lion. Okay, now I get it.

56. Sometimes the face paint says it all for this Arizona Cardinals fan.

At least he got the Cardinal look right. Not sure if the clown wig does wonders though.

57. Get a load of these suits on these Steeler fans.

The outfits are supposed to be from the 1970s during the Steelers glory days. And these guys grew the hair to live up to it.

58. A Rams fan always has to have a pair of curled horns.

Yet, another team that moved to Los Angeles. Still, this fan is rather creepy looking. Even if the horns are plush.

59. This red butterfly flutters for the Atlanta Falcons.

She has her wings lined with red fuzz and wears a shiny dress. Hope those large wings don’t cause any problems for other spectators.

60. When you attend a Cincinnati Bengals game at 1 and are starring in a local production of Cats at 5.

Okay, I know that’s highly unlikely. But the fan just reminded me of someone from Cats. Can’t anyone take a joke now and then?

61. The Houston Texans are the team for this all-American cowgirl.

Well, she certainly has a cowboy hat on and a flag. And all with the Texans logo.

62. I call this the, “Bronco Weave.”

Yes, she has a Bronco logo on her head. But I’ve seen other fans style their hair for their team. This is just far more creative.

63. The X-Factor and Elvis always go for the Kansas City Chiefs.

Yet, they’re fans of the NFL team in Missouri that didn’t move to LA. But yes, the guy on the right looks ridiculous.

64. For this king, the Houston Texans can do no wrong.

Well, it’s a ridiculously oversized crown. But it shows the Texans logo like it’s no tomorrow.

65. This black bird is Raven mad.

This one even has a bird head and wings. But the Baltimore Ravens scarf is plenty.

66. This Philadelphia Eagles fan has quite the bird brain.

That’s because he has an eagle head. Kind of freaky and outrageous. But good for the post.

67. Bet you can’t see this Bengals Stormtrooper.

Well, he’s in orange with black stripes on his helmet. Don’t worry if he gets in a fight. He can’t hit anything.

68. You don’t always have to wear a fur and horn headdress. But sometimes it helps.

For this Atlanta Falcons fan it sure did. And then the Falcons had to play the Patriots at the Super Bowl.

69. Now this guy is the ultimate Rams fan.

After all, if you sport a ram’s head, then you’ll surely be noticed. Too bad his team moved to LA.

70. These Green Bay Packers fans come all fired up.

They’re dressed as firemen in Packers gear, get it? Though I like the sirens on their heads.

71. These fans got themselves all hulked up for the Houston Texans.

Here these two are in their Hulk costumes and ripped shirts. You wouldn’t want to be near them when they’re angry.

72. When you’re a New York Jets fan, you have to go green, literally.

For these guys it’s painting their bodies green and wearing green wigs. Also, spelling out “Jets” on their chest.

73. This jester brings along his own Denver Broncos camper.

I don’t know why fans do stuff like that. But he seems to be getting attention for it. So beats me.

74. This Detroit Lions fan has it ringing with Elton John glasses.

Of course, the ring isn’t from the Super Bowl. Because the Detroit Lions never won one. Look it up.

75. Some of these Seahawks fans can dress so skimpy these days.

Okay, that’s a guy dressed as a scantily clad woman in Seahawks gear. Still, I think it’s kind of hilarious.

76. Gorilla Man and Spider Man have turned up to support the New England Patriots.

Just don’t ask them about the deflated footballs. Or you’ll be beat senseless and hung upside down in a spider web.

77. Apparently, all this New Orleans Saints fan sees are dollar signs.

Not sure if that’s a man or a woman. But there’s some originality with the dollar sign glasses and pimp style.

78. This Seahawks fan must have strong feelings for the 49ers.

Apparently, he has a 49er plush impaled on one of his hair spikes. Kind of clever yet disturbing at the same time.

79. This Green Bay Packers family all has Super Bowl rings on their heads.

After all, they did win Super Bowls. But they all look so ridiculous you can’t help but laugh.

80. If you’re a Steeler fan, you can let it all hang out.

Though I wouldn’t necessarily mean by that. This is particularly the case with this guy running shirtless in the snow.

81. For the Atlanta Falcons, this guy will take anything.

For he’s clad in armor and is sporting a Mohawk. Just don’t mention the Super Bowl.

82. Hope you can make room for this Packers fan.

At least his helmet’s made from paper mache. Though you’d kind of wish he’d put a coat on or something. Cause he must be freezing.

83. I suppose the antlers will hold up during this game.

He even has them decorated with beads and put on his helmet. Not sure if it’s for Christmas. But not bad.

84. Hope you don’t cross these Raiders fans.

All of them have black and white faces. But only one is wearing a sombrero.

85. It’s always shields and helmets for these Minnesota Vikings fans.

The guy has a purple Viking helmet with horns. Also, their shields appear to light up.

86. How about an eagle head on your shoulder?

Or a Philadelphia Eagle head, that is. Bet the look is based on a video game character though.

87. Wonder what these bears are up to.

Yes, they’re Chicago Bear fans in bear suits. No, I’m not sure how they eat in their costumes.

88. This Indianapolis Colts fan screams blue and white.

Almost resembles a Transformer. But it’s mostly the cloth doing it for me.

89. This Patriots fan arrives at the stadium with a star spangled hat.

Though you can include the cowbell and wig for good measure. God knows anything can use more cowbell.

90. These Houston Texans fans know how to stay classy.

They’re both in lucha masks with horns. One has blue while the other has red. Still, got to love the capes.

91. Apparently, this woman suffers from serious beer goggles.

Well, she made a pair with cans to support the Green Bay Packers. Yet, as far as beer goggles is concerned, she’s doing it right.

92. A Buffalo Bills fan should never go without a tall buffalo hat.

It’s like a tall buffalo hat with horns on it. And yes, he’s doing his victory dance.

93. This Kansas City Chiefs fan shows his war bonnet in full glory.

Hey, cultural appropriation isn’t just limited to Washington Redskins fans in the NFL. Still, I couldn’t avoid putting this on my post. My apologies to the Native American community.

94. This cheese head comes with its own horns and beard.

Well, they resemble prongs more or less. Still, the ski goggles and beard are clever.

95. Bet this Saints fan is real jest.

But that jester costume really freaks me out for some reason. Maybe that’s the point.

96. This looks like a job for Bronco Batman.

Of course, he’s only in a bright orange mask. Yet, would rather beat up bad guys in more casual attire.

97. This Cleveland Browns fan is all fries and no ketchup.

Doesn’t seem too happy right now. Then again, the Cleveland Browns aren’t known for winning their games anyway.

98. This Arizona Cardinals fan can really strike the cardinal look.

Well, at least with the mohawk and face paint. Not sure about the spiky jewelry though.

99. These Indianapolis Colts fans are really going ape.

And that’s what NFL football is like on the Planet of the Apes. Except the apes aren’t blue.

100. You’d want to stay away from this Raiders wolf.

If his team loses, he’d be howling mad. Of course, this is often since the Raiders aren’t known for winning.

Touchdown with These Super Bowl Sunday Party Treats (Third Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on January 3, 2017

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Now that we’re in the new year, early January shall kick off to NFL playoff season in which teams compete for each other to get to the Super Bowl in February. In America, Super Bowl Sunday is sort of like a holiday when people around the country watch 2 teams play for the coveted Vince Lombardi trophy. Though the teams playing are usually not theirs, especially if they live in Cleveland (though the real Cleveland Browns did win 2 but only after getting out of the city and changing their name to the Baltimore Ravens). However, I usually don’t watch the Super Bowl unless the Steelers are playing. And that’s basically because I have to being from Southwestern Pennsylvania. And God help my dad if it’s a Super Bowl between the Dallas Cowboys and the New England Patriots. Anyway, as I’ve said before over the years, people usually have parties that consist of fare that would make nutritionists shudder in dread like burgers, hotdogs, wings, and the like. And there’s plenty of advertising around the Super Bowl as well. Now once again, I invite you to another treasure trove of delectable Super Bowl goodies for the playoff season.

You can always delight in the Super Bowl festivities with this New York Giant dish.

I’m not sure what this is supposed to be. Could be any number of things like casserole, lasagna, or dip.

2. I’m sure anyone in Wisconsin would find this platter fitting.

Yes, this is a Green Bay Packer snack tray. Oddly fitting since their team’s name is derived by food packers. Yet, I think it would be more suitable if the G was in cheese.

3. This snackadium has all you need when the Seahawks square off with the Broncos.

I think the Seahawks won that year. Still, they get cheese while Denver has to settle for refried beans.

4. Help yourself to this Green Bay Packer cheesecake.

I’m not sure if it’s a real cheesecake. But it’s shaped like a cheese to any Packer fan’s delight.

5. When Pittsburgh’s going to the Super Bowl, you can’t do without this cake.

This one has Big Ben and Troy Polamalu’s numbers. Too bad Polamalu isn’t on the team anymore.

6. These Oreo cookie helmet balls are a real game day delight.

Each of these even has a number on it along with a pretzel visor. Not sure what teams they’re supposed to be.

7. May your football dip be of peanut butter and bacon.

To be honest, peanut butter and bacon make for a disgusting combination. But it seems to work for the aesthetics.

8. A football snackadium should have a little of everything.

This one even has a bacon weave. Still, I’m sure half of the stuff in here isn’t good for you.

9. Savor the playoff season with these football donut holes.

I’m guessing these are all chocolate. Not sure why they have donut holes.

10. Any fan of the Indianapolis Colts would want a cake like this.

And Colts fans should be thankful that they’ve won a Super Bowl so I could include this. Sure it was a long time ago, but that’s beside the point.

11. Any Patriots fan would delight in a cake with Tom Brady’s jersey.

Yet, this doesn’t mean I’ll mock the team for their scandals. Because that’s not happening.

12. A New Orleans Saints cake is all decked with black and gold.

Though it’s in a different golden shade. Another team who won the Super Bowl in years back.

13. Hope New Yorkers can help themselves to this Giants pizza.

However, if you choose to consume it, you shouldn’t eat your slice with cutlery. Because New Yorkers see it as uncivilized behavior, according to Jon Stewart.

14. This Super Bowl cake has a rather desert style.

Guess that Super Bowl game was played in Arizona. The cactus explains it all. Love the sunset.

15. If you’re into red and blue but don’t like the Patriots, these Giants cupcakes should suffice.

Helps that the Giants beat New England both times. Also, that the cupcakes have blue filling.

16. For gridiron fun, this cookie cake is a real winner.

Yes, it’s clearly used as a birthday cake. But it’s very easy to decorate if you get my drift.

17. These football party bites are a real Super Bowl treat.

These consists of ground meat on top of a bun covered in cheese and ketchup. Hope you can stomach that.

18. This football cake is iced and ready for game day.

Doesn’t hurt that it’s on a serving tee. Hope it’s chocolate on the inside.

19. Your Super Bowl will be great with these New York Giants helmet cake pops.

Are the Giants even in the playoffs this year? Then again, it doesn’t matter. Still, they’re also blue on the inside.

20. Speaking of cake pops, those of the 49ers are sprinkled with gold.

Though San Francisco didn’t make Super Bowl gold that year. Because they lost to the Ravens.

21. How about some football sandwiches on pumpernickel bread?

Those seem like they can give you a heart attack. At least when you look at the filling.

22. These football eggs come especially hard boiled.

They’re also dyed brown and stuffed with cheese. Make great appetizers.

23. Nobody could resist these footballs of brownie and nutella.

You’d almost think people would want to use these to set up for a trap. Because nutella is seen as a gateway substance.

24. So I guess this is a snackadium for health nuts and cocktail parties?

Then again, snackadiums aren’t great platters with good health options. But this one ain’t too bad.

25. This Green Bay Packers cake is pure gridiron green.

It’s even a cheesecake, too. Still, you have to admire the ingenuity of Packers fans.

26. These football ham sandwiches make a great big game lunch.

Each one contains ham, cheese, lettuce, and tomato. Great for tailgate parties and playoff games.

27. Deflate cake is perfect for hate watching the Patriots.

Sorry, Patriots fans, but I had to include at least one deflate cake on here. And this one really seems to have all the air gone out as Brady would’ve wanted.

28. Those in Seattle who eat healthy should always rejoice with a Seahawk fruit tray.

Consists of white grapes, banana, kiwi, and blueberries. Because they have to go by team colors, people.

29. Foods in the snackadium should be bordered by Twinkies.

Now this one consists of dip and not many healthy snack options. Still, it works.

30. A Green Bay Packers fan’s 7 layer dip should always have green on top.

Thankfully, there are plenty of green foots that can fit the bill. On here are guacamole, cilantro, and peppers.

31. Behold, a bacon Vince Lombardi trophy.

I don’t know why anyone would do this. But I’m sure you wouldn’t want to eat it and any rate.

32. This Super Bowl, make this football meatloaf your main course.

After all, you can’t make a football from steak. Has some ketchup and cheese.

33. Never imagined a snackadium with penguins and mini umbrellas before.

So I guess they’re either rooting for the Saints or the Colts. Still, this is quite original that I couldn’t leave it out.

34. Keylime pie is always appropriate for the Super Bowl if the Seattle Seahawks are in it.

Not sure who 12 is supposed to be on the team. But at least it has the Seahawk colors.

35. This snackadium comes with its own parking lot.

This one has cars made from candy bars. All in all, this is cute.

36. Celebrate the Steelers taking on the Packers with these sugar cookies.

Of course, we all know how that went down. But at least Steelers fans weren’t as upset than their 1996 loss to the Cowboys.

37. Fans of the Denver Broncos would delight in these Rice Krispie jerseys.

To be fair, there are such jersey’s for different teams. But I decided to go with Denver because I didn’t have anything pertaining to them yet.

38. This Steelers cake was made for a Super Bowl champion.

This one is for a birthday. But I like it much better than the one I showed previously.

39. No Carolina Panther fan could ever resist this cake.

Sure Carolina hasn't one a Super Bowl yet. But they did play in it twice. So they count.

Sure Carolina hasn’t won a Super Bowl yet. But they did play in it twice. So they count.

40. Show your Broncos spirit with this cake.

Well, someone must be a big Broncos fan. Yet, I do think the lettering is quite charming.

41. These Seahawks bites make for a rather tasty treat.

Though that’s not the greatest rendition of their logo. But these are quite creative.

42. Any Panthers would wish to see Cam Newton as No. 1.

Yes, this is a Cam Newton jersey cake. Still, at least his team lost to the Broncos.

43. You can always jell with New York Giants jello.

Because when the Patriots make the Super Bowl, there’s only one time that can stop them. Believe me, seeing them beat the Patriots was quite satisfying.

44. Steelers fans might want to take a bite out of these cupcakes.

These cupcakes feature players from the team. Like the Polamalu one the best.

45. Any Ravens fan would delight in cupcakes like these.

Includes Ray Rice and Ray Lewis. You know the guy who beat his wife and the other guy who’s alleged to have murdered 2 people.

46. This snackadium features a lunch time selection.

Hey at least it has a veggie selection. That’s got to score brownie points.

47. These football cupcakes scream for the New England Patriots.

Each of them has the Patriots logo to show. Of course, they’re also not fully inflated unlike Tom Brady’s ego.

48. For healthier options, you can always have a Green Bay Packer veggie platter.

Includes peppers and cucumber slices. Best to go with some cheese dip naturally.

49. Grace your Super Bowl appetizer platter with some artichoke and spinach dip.

Did I say it was in a football bread bow? No? Well, there you have it.

50. How about a slice of the old pigskin?

So this is football sausage. Not sure what to make of this if you ask me.

51. Celebrate the Super Bowl with this football club sandwich.

I guess it’ll take a mouth of a T-Rex to devour it. Also, why does it have to have so much lunch meat?

52. These Steeler mini cupcakes are a game day delight.

And yes, they feature the glories of Steeler nation. Great for black and gold fans.

53. These New England Patriot cookies are in an orderly fashion.

Yet, orderly doesn’t always mean ethical. And the Patriots have a lot to show for that.

54. Grace your dessert platter this Super Bowl with these Seattle Seahawks gingerbread cookies.

I guess the white one is the coach. But I do think these are quite creative with the players.

55. For a smaller party, this mini snackadium will do quite nicely.

It also features healthy choices like carrots and celery. The dip includes guac, too.

56. You can always put the drinks with the appetizers.

However, water is the only viable beverage option here as far as I’m concerned. Still, this quite ingenious.

57. For your Super Bowl party, you can’t go wrong with some loaded potato dip.

Okay, that sounds pretty disgusting. Doesn’t help that the football is covered in bacon.

58. Celebrate the Seahawks vs. Broncos with this commemorative stadium cake.

Of course, the Broncos won that one. But I do like how they used fancy toothpicks. That’s great.

59. You can easily find this snackadium in a supermarket.

I’m sure this is most suitable for large parties on game day. But I really delight in the structure.

60. This snackadium is brought to you by the Green Bay Packers.

Seems like Packers fans really love their team. Because I see a lot of crazy Packer stuff when I do NFL posts.

61. Only a cake like this could fully salute the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Each star number denotes a player from the team. Yet, everyone should know who 86, 43, and 7 are.

62. If you live in Arizona, get a taste of these Cardinal cupcakes.

The Cardinals are on here since they played in the Super Bowl in 2009. The Steelers beat them though.

63. A Pittsburgh child should always have a Terrible Towel bento lunch.

Ditto the Steeler sandwich. Nevertheless, I’m sure parents of the black and gold will love it.

64. This cake was brought to you by the National Football League.

Yes, I had to include an NFL cake. Since they sponsor the Super Bowl. However, their policies aren’t always the greatest.

65. You can always score with these football Rice Krispie treats.

After all, these all have chocolate on them. Must surely be delicious.

66. Colts fans would enjoy these horseshoe cookies.

Sure they’re not iced blue. But they’ll surely do for Indianapolis.

67. These burger cupcakes almost resemble the real thing.

I had cupcakes like these in last year’s post. But these are very well made that you’d almost forget they’re desserts.

68. On this cake the Steelers and the Cardinals take the field.

Not sure if the Steelers are on offense or defense. But I know they’ll crush the Cardinals.

69. For a more spicy nacho flair, this snackadium will do nicely.

The nachos on these a have peppers and cheese on them. The dip is guac.

70. No Pittsburgh Steeler cake should go without a Vince Lombardi trophy and a Terrible Towel.

After all, they’ve won 6 Super Bowls. Still, I’m sure Steeler fans would want this and hope for 7.

NCAA Championship Worthy College Sports Treats

Posted by historymaniacmegan on December 28, 2016

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Now that the Christmas festivities are over, it’s now time for the Bowl season that takes place around New Years. Of course, almost every sport you can think of has a playoff. But NCAA Div. I college football does things a little differently. In fact, its playoff system only consist of 4 teams. How they’re selected I have no idea and I think it’s a very stupid system. Because the NCAA Div. I college system has it that a college football team can have an undefeated season but still not be championship eligible. Then there are the bowl games, many of which don’t really mean anything unless it pertains to the Rose Bowl or whatever other bowl game whether it be the Orange Bowl, Cotton Bowl, or the Sugar Bowl. It’s confusing. Anyway, if my dad had it his way, the Div. I college championship should consist of the top team of each conference in a playoff. And I have to agree on it. Because like the Electoral College, the BCS Bowl Series and Div. I college football championship system doesn’t make any damn sense. Whereas, March Madness certainly does. At any rate, since I did NFL food posts relating to the Super Bowl, so shall I do a treat post pertaining to college sports. But college football being what it is, I won’t limit myself to playoff teams. So for your reading pleasure, I give you an assortment of college sports treats. Most of these will be from Div. I naturally.

Any fan of Ohio State would want a cake with Brutus.

Of course, he’s not the most intimidating mascot. But I’m sure OSU fans would enjoy this nonetheless.

2. If you’re for the Nittany Lions, then check out this cake of Beaver Stadium.

And I see it’s full in Happy Valley. Good luck getting tickets to Penn State this football season.

3. A lifelong Mountaineer would always appreciate a cake from WVU.

Yes, a cake of the WVU logo itself. Great for any couch burning party.

4. These Arizona State Sun Devil cookies must be obviously tempting.

Not sure why they’re called the Sun Devils? Oh, wait, it’s devilishly hot in Arizona.

5. Support your Noles with this Florida State cake.

This is for a birthday. But the logo is a perfect picture. I’m sure whoever gets this cake will love it.

6. Fans of Indiana will delight with this cake.

For some reason, Indiana University’s logo resembles the top of a trident. And I know that’s not a school that’s near any coastline.

7. These Syracuse Orange cookies will put a smile on your face.

To those who can’t wrap their heads around why a school in upstate New York has an orange for its mascot: Don’t ask me. I know it’s stupid. But I wasn’t consulted.

8. Baylor fans will fall in love with these cookies.

Sure Baylor may be a school in Texas. But at least their bear mascot makes sense to some extent. Founded before Texas was a state.

9. With this cake, Longhorn fans can just hook’ em.

Yes, Texans sure love their college football. And a cake like that illustrating this is no exception.

10. This Boston College cake surely makes the eagle soar.

You might not know this but Boston College is a Jesuit university. Secretary of State John Kerry is among its alumni.

11. For Thanksgiving, you might want to help yourself to some Michigan pumpkin pie.

Michigan University, that is. Let’s just say I ran into Michigan Christmas decorations when I was looking for Wolverine Christmas stuff for a Marvel post.

12. If your heart beats for the Crimson Tide, this cake is for you.

I guess this is for a nursing student from Alabama University. Because the elephant has a nurse hat and the heart monitor on the tier.

13. On this cake, Gators always beat Seminoles.

I guess this cake is from Florida University. Poor Seminole warrior didn’t have the chance.

14. Since everything’s bigger in Texas, check out this pizza from Texas A&M.

And when they say everything’s bigger there, they weren’t kidding. I guess this serves a party of 800.

15. For Louisville, this cake is a cardinal delight.

Since Louisville is home to the cardinals, right? And this one looks pretty mean.

16. These Georgia cookies surely go to the dogs.

After all, their mascot’s a bulldog. Wonder what occasion these cookies are for.

17. Auburn Tiger fans would always go for a cake like this.

What’s with the toilet paper tree? Do their students do this when the other team loses? I don’t understand it.

18. This Alabama cake came specially wrapped.

I’m sure this is for a birthday. Sure I know I’m showing a lot of bakery treats on here. But you have to go with what you have in this case.

19. In Texas, this Baylor cake is covered in chocolaty goodness.

I’m sure this is for a wedding. Yet, at least the bride and groom are black bears which is more what you’ll see in Texas.

20. I’m sure any fan of Mississippi State will go for these cookies.

However, we should understand that most people in Mississippi are fans of Ole’ Miss. By the way, their team mascot is also a bulldog.

21. On your dessert platter, you can always roll tide with these sugar cookies.

Yes, they’d sure be perfect for anyone at Alabama. Even the shoes and elephants.

22. You can always wow the field with this Michigan cake.

This one has the football field on the sides. Say what you want, but this is a clever design.

23. These Notre Dame cupcakes will bring you luck of the Fightin’ Irish.

These have the Notre Dame logo and shamrocks. Great for football season and Saint Patrick’s Day.

24. For Aggie fans, this Texas A&M cake will leave you with a lasting impression.

I suppose the tiger tail symbolizes them crushing Auburn. Guess they’re in the same conference.

25. These Penn State cookies will bring music to one’s ears.

I guess this is for someone in the marching band. Because the designs suggest this.

26. If you’re a fan of the University of Minnesota, then you’ll adore this cake of Goldie the Gopher.

Yes, I know Minnesota’s mascot is kind of a joke. But c’mon, gophers are persistent pests that are hard to get rid of. So yo shouldn’t underestimate them.

27. These Michigan cupcakes surely have the wolverine spirit.

Yet, they always refer to their colors as maize and blue. As if maize is a fancy name for yellow. Yeah, I know it’s ridiculous.

28. These Clemson cookies are surely delectable.

These consist of the C, paw prints, and bones. Yes, I know their mascot’s a tiger but that’s beside the point. Since Pitt beat them this year.

29. Any Wolverine fan would adore a cake of Michigan’s stadium.

Well, fans of Michigan Wolverines that is. Fans of the X-Men Wolverine, not so much.

30. Since Duke is known for their basketball team, I thought this cake was appropriate.

Well, at least a basketball court just consists of a sheet and nothing more. No stands needed here.

31. You can always show your WVU pride on chocolate chips with M&Ms.

Helps if they’re blue and gold for Mountaineers. Still, at least this one is certainly DIY.

32. If you don’t like the Sun Devils, this Arizona State cake is just the ticket.

This one even has plastic desert decorations on it. Perfect for those desert Wildcat fans.

33. If you’re a fan of George Southern, this eagle cake will suit your fancy.

There are also cookies that match. But they’re surely sold separately.

34. As you can see, this Notre Dame cake represents its school pride.

Though I’m sure the Irish might take offense with the Fightin’ Irish mascot. Still, it fits.

35. This Louisiana State bucket cake comes filled with iced shrimp and other crawdads.

After all, though LSU’s mascot is a tiger, Louisiana has a unique tradition with seafood. And this cake reflects that.

36. Fans of Tennessee might want to go with a checkered T.

Well, Tennessee University, that is which is home to the Volunteers. Though I don’t think orange and white is a good color scheme.

37. This Mississippi State cake comes in a unique basket weave.

I’m talking about the design here. And I’m sure this is for a wedding as far as I’m concerned.

38. Grace your Aggie dessert platter with these Texas A&M sugar cookies.

And I see they have a lot of cowboy and ranch stuff. After all, they’re an agricultural school.

39. These Nitany Lion cookies get 2 paws up.

Well, these have the Penn State logo and a paw print. But say what you want about Penn State, but at least they go with an original big cat mascot like the Nittany Lion. Even if it is another euphemism for cougar.

40. Any fan of Oregon would want a cake that goes to the ducks.

By that, I mean Oregon University. Like how the Oregon logo has wings though.

41. This Notre Dame cake will always give you golden Irish pride like no other.

Guess this must be one of the campus towers. And I see the angry leprechaun behind it.

42. These roaring cupcakes are brought to you from Clemson.

Still, I’m not sure if purple and orange go together. But I know they don’t look great on a tiger.

43. These Arkansas Razorback cookies are surely razor sharp in taste.

Yes, I know razorbacks are pigs. But pigs can be very nasty creatures, especially wild hogs. So I don’t chide Arkansas for their mascot.

44. This Michigan cake stadium screams blue and yellow.

Yes, it’s another Michigan stadium cake. But this one is in a different style than the last.

45. For healthier options, this Ohio State watermelon will satisfy.

I’ve found it surprisingly difficult in finding healthier college treats. This is about the best I can do.

46. If you’re a Horned Frog, you surely can’t resist this cake from TCU.

This even comes with TCU cupcakes. Though their mascot really doesn’t look like this purple frog. More like a dinosaur.

47. If you’re a fan of Oklahoma University, you might take to these cookies sooner.

You may also have to deal with constant references to the musical Oklahoma. But at least these Sooner cookies look delightful.

48. I’m sure a Texas fan will love this pyre cake.

This one is topped with an outhouse which I think is hysterical. Though it’s also disturbing since Texas has experienced a lot of wildfires lately.

49. Wolverine fans may delight in this Michigan cake.

This one has the Michigan logo in brilliant navy blue. I’m sure Wolverine fans would go blue for this as per their motto.

50. Any fan of Marshall could always enjoy a cake of Marco the Buffalo.

Their team is known as the Thundering Herd by the way. And the school was named after a Chief Supreme Court Justice. But you would remember Marshall from that one movie.

51. Go blue at your dessert platter with this Michigan cake.

Though the words “Go Blue” are in yellow. Or should I say maize as far as the fans are concerned.

52. This Notre Dame cake just has a simple shamrock touch.

Well, this one has a shamrock and the Notre Dame logo. But I’m sure Fightin’ Irish fans will love it.

53. Salute the Vols with this Tennessee fruit pizza.

This one salutes the Vols in fruit. And it’s one of the reasons why I included it on this post.

54. Fans of Nebraska might want a stadium cake like this.

Well, Nebraska is home of the Huskers which is an odd name for a team. But not surprising for a state known for agriculture.

55. These shamrock Notre Dame cookies come Fightin’ Irish approved.

Given the shamrock shape, they’re also great for Saint Patrick’s Day. Hey, I’m just being honest here.

56. These cupcakes come Nittany Lion approved.

Well, these consist of cupcakes with the Penn State logo and white pawprints. I’m sure they’ll eat these up at Happy Valley.

57. Of course, an Ohio State cake can always do with a few nuts.

Since that’s what buckeyes are, nuts. But these are probably made from icing.

58. A cake shows how one can be quite cavalier with Virginia football.

Since the University of Virginia’s team is the Cavaliers. Though the college was founded by Thomas Jefferson.

59. This Purdue cake comes in with the Boilermaker Special.

The Boilermaker Special is a train engine. And a damn good looking one at that.

60. Make your Nittany Lion party wonderful with these Penn State cake pops.

These include the Penn State flag, a football, pawprints, and the Nittany Lion head. All in all, great for the Happy Valley.

61. So is this a pig roast for Arkansas?

Actually it’s a Razorback cake that salutes Arkansas. But it’s surrounded by strawberries.

62. These covered Oreos will delight any Michigan Wolverine fan.

Each of them has the Michigan logo and 2 types of icing. Still, they look so tasty.

63. This Ohio State watermelon is a fruity delight.

Guess this is a fruit platter centerpiece. But it’s a nice carving.

64. At Texas Tech, the burgers are always made specially.

The burgers always have to have 2 T’s it seems. Yet, writing in ketchup is probably harder than it looks.

65. Don’t expect this Baylor Bear cake to be warm and fuzzy.

But I have to admire the decorator for this. Still, the bear still looks quite intimidating.

66. A WVU dessert platter should always have cookies of the state.

Helps that WVU is a treasured team in most of the state. And that it has the WVU logo.

67. Guess it’s Mardi Gras at LSU.

Then again, looking at this cake, you’d thin it is. But for all I know, it could be used for a wedding.

68. Nothing can top a party at Kansas State like this Wildcat cake.

Well, at least during football season anyway. Since it contains football motifs and there’s a stadium behind it.

69. This LSU cake is perfect for any true Tigers fan.

Helps that it’s in a fleur de lis since Louisiana has a lot of French traditions. Not sure about the tiger eye though.

70. Nobody could ever believe this Florida Gator cake.

It’s the kind of cake that looks like it wants to eat you. That’s what I’m going by with the face.

Not Licensed by the NFL Professional Football Craft Projects (Second Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on September 5, 2016

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Now it’s on to the crafts which I have more enjoyment compiling on this blog than the merchandise. Mostly because the craft projects seem more creative to look at and I don’t have to see a lot of stuff that might make me cringe. Then again, you might’ve noticed why some NFL teams might appear on these posts than others. Well, the map might provide a reason for that. As you see here, some NFL teams might have larger fan bases either due to geography, population shifts, or what not. Geography is usually a dominating factor as seen by the map. But you might notice that some teams tend to have fans well beyond their geographic range. This might be due to some fans moving to different places, the brand of the team, or other mitigating factors. It’s complicated. Nevertheless, it does explain why I’m bound to find so many craft projects inspired by the Dallas Cowboys and barely any relating to the New York Jets on Pinterest. So before the first NFL games of the season, I give you another treasure trove of NFL craft projects that aren’t licensed by the NFL and are probably less expensive to make anyway.

This Denver Broncos apothecary jar is great for storing candy.

Sure the candy may be red. But the colors certainly embody the Broncos’ mile high spirit.

2. This stained glass decanter is just perfect for anyone who supports the Baltimore Ravens.

This is especially when one’s anticipating that their team will have as shitty season as last year like the Ravens did. Still, the design is quite ornate.

3. Light up a room with this Pittsburgh Steeler glass block.

Just an old window glass block with a light bulb in it to spread out the light. Is topped off with a black and gold ribbon.

4. Show the Atlanta Falcons are the pride of Georgia with this wooden pallet.

Though my relatives from Georgia might beg to differ. Still, this is a rather artistic design Falcons fans would love to have.

5. Lounge around outside this season with a San Francisco 49ers lawn chair.

Another wooden masterpiece. Just a lawn chair painted with colors belonging to the 49ers which fans might want to have.

6. Any female Ravens fan would just love to have these feathered earrings.

Yes, they’re certainly fitting for a team with a black bird mascot. But this does not mean they’d go well on just about anything.

7. A wreath supporting the Cincinnati Bengals always has to be striped.

At least it doesn’t look as bad as the teams uniforms. Like the orange ribbon on this.

8. An Indianapolis Colts horsehoe could easily be made with buttons.

Well, blue and white buttons anyway. But if you decide to do so, always use buttons of different sizes.

9. Nothing inspires pride like this Dallas Cowboys quilt.

This is a mostly white and silver one with the trademark navy blue Dallas stars. Quite magnificent if you ask me.

10. This bauble wreath would look great on any door of an Indianapolis Colts fan.

But remember to handle this with care. Because baubles are rather delicate things that can easily break when dropped. Keep that in mind.

11. No Pittsburgh Steeler fan should ever be able to resist this little snowman.

Yes, this little guy is made of cloth and donning the black and gold. So adorable.

12. Any little girl can keep warm in the Mile High City with this crocheted Denver Broncos hat.

It’s even shaped as a football as well as has a bow and pom poms. So cute.

13. With this Baltimore Ravens wreath, Ravens games are a festive occasion.

Unless you’re my aunt living in Maryland. Then Ravens games where they beat the Steelers aren’t so much fun. Nor when they’re in the Super Bowl.

14. Always have your gear in store with this Dallas Cowboys cabinet.

Yes, this is a cabinet painted in Dallas Cowboy colors. Lovely color scheme but keep it away from my dad.

15. With the right colored strips, you can make a Denver Broncos pillow cushion.

This one uses Broncos, white, orange, and blue. Some of the material might be fuzzy according to the picture.

16. A little girl’s ears could be just as snug with this crocheted Green Bay Packers head band.

It even has a flower on it with a Green Bay Packers’ logo. So cute.

17. This crocheted cozy set is just the thing for Seattle Seahawks fans on game day.

Includes coasters, bowl warmers, and a table cloth. Perfect for gaming occasions.

18. Grace your door in Florida with this Miami Dolphins wreath.

I guess "Fins" is a team chant here. Because their mascot is the dolphin, get it? Still, dolphins can be quite vicious if you let them.

I guess “Fins” is a team chant here. Because their mascot is the dolphin, get it? Still, dolphins can be quite vicious despite their cute image.

19. Ladies, step right out in style with these Oakland Raiders high heels shoes.

They come fully decorated in silver, white, and black. But I wouldn’t recommend you wear them when you’re at the stadium.

20. Seattle Seahawks fans will certainly envy anyone wearing a crocheted hat like this.

This one even has a flower on it, too. Like the navy blue and bright green stripes.

21. Keep your flowers growing with these Pittsburgh Steeler flower pots.

Notice how they’re all stacked together in the black and gold. Any gardener in Steeler nation has to have it.

22. A Seahawks bottle lamp looks great with glass stones all over it.

This is especially when they’re in blue, white, navy blue, and light green. Love the ribbons on the top.

23. Light up your living room with this New England Patriots bottle light.

Sure this may be plainer than the Seattle Seahawks one. But that doesn’t mean it’s better to those outside New England.

24. Your block is always safe with this Seattle Seahawks fire hydrant.

Sorry, but I don’t think this is for sale because it’s a fire hydrant. But since it’s painted in the Seahawks mode, it goes on this post.

25. This simple Steeler wreath is great for any Steeler house.

Since it consists of a yarn wreath Steeler logo. Doesn’t have anything else too fancy. Just a simple logo.

26. Be a diva in your tailgate kitchen with this New York Jets apron.

Due to having a small fanbase, I don’t find a lot of Jets stuff on Pinterest. But I have this on the post so Jets fans won’t be ignored.

27. This Dallas Cowboys cooler always brings the rustic tailgate touch.

Yes, it’s cooler even though it’s made of wood siding and resembles an end table and a wooden chest. Yes, those Cowboys fan can be pretty creative.

28. This Dallas Cowboys coffee table will certainly make fans green with envy.

Yes, Dallas Cowboy fans’ creativity should not be underestimated. Have to admire how this person used tiles on this wooden table. Lovely.

29. No Seattle Seahawks fan would want to go without a beaded medallion like this.

This one shows a realistically ferocious hawk in beaded for but in Seattle Seahawk colors. Amazing artistry.

30. Of course a Miami Dolphins wreath always has to have a dolphin.

And an aquamarine dolphin in front of the wreath, too. Even though most real life dolphins aren’t even that color.

31. Grace your Dallas door with this Cowboys shiny star yarn wreath.

It’s certainly a shiny wreath with a glittering star. Guess this person really wanted to stand out with their Cowboys pride.

32. Keep warm during the winter with your very own crocheted Seattle Seahawks afghan throw.

Guess this was made by someone with a little too much time on their hands. Still, you have to love the detail on this.

33. Keep a room well lit with your own Seattle Seahawks glass block light.

This one uses the Seattle Seahawk logo and contains a green seahawk eye. Wanted to put it on last year’s NFL craft post but didn’t have the room. So it goes on this one.

34. This New York Giants lamp goes well in any boy’s bedroom.

It even has the “NY” from the New York Giants in wooden blocks. Along with an New York Giants lampshade.

35. Any little Steeler girl should delight in this Terrible Towel dress.

Yes, Myron Cope’s old Terrible Towel can be used to make this adorable dress for a toddler. So cute.

36. Keep your drink from ruining the table with these Dallas Cowboys coasters.

Each are made of some stone with the Dallas Cowboy star on them. And they’re all tied in a ribbon when not in use.

37. Keep your money secure with this Cincinnati Bengals change purse.

Because sometimes change can always fall out of somebody’s pocket. I mean we’ve all been there.

38. This tulle wreath on anyone’s door certainly shouts out true Washington Redskins pride.

And on this wreath, the only thing to offend anyone is merely the name. So it’s you don’t put this on your front door if you live near a reservation.

39. Fans would love to gather around this Dallas Cowboys round table.

Another example in Dallas fans’ creativity. Have to admire the color on this. Lovely.

40. Have your guests keep their things safe with this New England Patriots receptacle.

Made from wood and painted in Patriots colors for your desire. Patriots fans would definitely love this.

41. This decomesh wreath only shows black and gold Steeler pride.

Helps that the Steeler logo is surrounded by gold ribbon. What Steeler fan wouldn’t want this?

42. Nothing shows pride for the New Orleans Saints like this spotted fleur d’ lis hanging.

After all, it’s a symbol of the Saints team. Like the ribbon decoration, too.

43. This yarn floral wreath was made in the spirit of the San Diego Chargers.

Yes, it might look like an ordinary wreath but it says “SD” and it’s in Chargers colors. Love the flowers.

44. This Seattle Seahawks fireplace has to be seen to be believed.

As with the fire hydrant, it’s not for sale at all. But you have to admire how the Seahawk logo blends in with the stone work.

45. For the Christmas season, this Ravens sled will bring joy and good cheer.

Well, in most Ravens households anyway. But I have to admit, the snowman is adorable.

46. This Baltimore Ravens wreath comes with a flowery touch.

It even has a black bird in the center along with purple flowers. But it’s a Ravens’ wreath because of the logo on the top.

47. This license plate decoration is befitting for Tennessee Titans pride.

I don’t see a lot of Tennessee Titans crafts either. But I think this is certainly a fan worthy decoration.

48. Any New England fan would certainly want this light up Patriot.

Great for hanging on walls as well as outside. Though I wouldn’t recommend the latter outside New England for obvious reasons.

49. Kick back and relax outside with this Pittsburgh Steelers porch swing.

This one is certainly in the black and gold spirit. Definitely the pride of someone in Steeler nation.

50. Show your support for Steeler Nation with this Pittsburgh Steeler light up star.

Even has yellow flowers to bring the gold in the black and gold. Love the black star and lights.

51. A Baltimore Ravens wreath should always have feathers.

Helps if they’re big and black, too like you’d see on a raven. Also like the flowers as well.

52. Salute your team with this Chicago Bears clothes pin wreath.

What wonders you can do with clothes pins. Even has a “C” so you can tell it apart from the Denver one.

53. Any little Indianapolis girl would delight in this crocheted pom pom hat.

Yes, I know it’s another pom pom hat. But it’s in a different style than the one from Denver. So cute.

54. Any Arizona Cardinals fan could only dream of a mosaic table like this.

Like how it just has the Arizona Cardinal and how it’s surrounded with regular colored stones. Probably made by someone with too much time on their hands.

55. This beaded fleur d’ lis doesn’t lack the New Orleans Saints spirit.

It’s also great when it’s used, for a Mardi Gras decoration, too. But you probably already knew that.

56. Have a seat on this Seattle Seahawks dining chair.

Yes, it’s a Seahawks dining chair. Don’t ask me how I managed to find so many Seahawks stuff. They just seem to have a lot on Pinterest for some reason.

57. This black and gold Steeler R2-D2 is just the thing for any fan in the galaxy.

Yes, someone took the time to make this. Probably someone at CMU. Don’t ask me why.

58. This black and gold evergreen Christmas wreath is perfect for any door in Steeler country.

It even has a gold “Steelers Country” panel and gold ribbon. Also lights up.

59. This Jacksonville Jaguar wine glass certainly comes with the bling.

Of course, we all know this kind of glass isn’t for drinking. Then again, it’s not like the Jaguars are known for being a winning football team, anyway.

60. Any Green Bay Packers fan would want to grace this wreath with bows.

And each bow is in green or yellow with the Packers logo on them. Befitting for football season in Wisconsin even though it’s more suited for Christmas.

61. Pray for your team’s victory with this New England Patriots rosary.

For Catholics in New England this is a sacred and holy objects. For Catholics in the rest of the country, it is an object of great evil.

62. This Seattle Seahawks lighthouse will always help you find your way.

Even has a bright green light in consistency with the team’s colors. Not sure if it’s a good or bad thing.

63. No little Minnesota Vikings fan should be without their own crocheted Viking helmet.

This little guy seems to look happy in this horned and braided cap. But watch the horns. So cute.

64. Midwest fans would surely delight in this Minnesota Vikings birdhouse.

This one even has two holes which is just as great for the birds in the winter. Like how it has purple and yellow stripes.

65. On this Dolphins wreath, Miami comes out sparkling.

Or in sparkling letters anyway. Like the aqua colored bow on top. Lovely.

66. These stained glass bottle lamps light in the true Green Bay Packers spirit.

It’s amazing what you can do with stained glass. Yet, I’m sure these lamps will stand out if you turn them on.

67. Pittsburgh Steeler birds will always find themselves at home at this birdhouse.

I really wanted to add this birdhouse in last year’s NFL craft post. But didn’t have much room. So it’s going on this one. All in all, I think this one is particularly charming.

68. This New Orleans Saints wreath will surely make for a festive team salute.

Had to include at least one New Orleans Saints wreath on this post. This one has “Saints” on one of the ribbons.

69. May this wreath welcome you to the Steeler Nation.

Another simple Steeler wreath. Only this one uses only black and gold yarn, ribbons, and letters.

70. These New Orleans Saints bottle lamps make for festive lighting.

You can also uses these for Mardi Gras parties as well. But this one certainly displays the Saints logo in black.

71. Anyone in Steeler Nation would love to hang a canvas like this on their wall.

Yes, this showcases all the stuff associated with the Pittsburgh Steelers. I’m sure any fan would be proud of it.

72. Guess this tin can man is a Dallas Cowboy fan.

I know that I show a lot of Dallas Cowboy stuff on my NFL oosts. But I couldn’t pass this guy up. Seriously, I haven’t seen any other tin can guy like this.

73. How about an Indianapolis Colts horseshoe on your door?

After all, it’s a horse symbol. Not to mention, the polka dots on blue even add to its charm.

74. This Philadelphia Eagles wreath comes in the ribbon of its team spirit.

Let’s not mistake it for anything associated with the New York Jets. Because both teams use a similar color scheme.

75. This glass Pittsburgh Steeler snowman will melt your heart.

Yes, I know it’s another Steeler snowman. But this one is made from glass blocks and lights up. That’s different. Still, it’s adorable.

76. This Panthers wreath makes a charming addition to any Carolina home.

This only uses a rather simple design with a football, helmet, name, and ribbon. Love the ribbon though.

77. This crocheted New York Giants blanket is a real patchwork.

Guess this was made from a variety of different pattern squares in red, white, and blue. Hope it’s easy on the eyes.

78. Only a die hard Giants fan could hang a red and blue deco mesh football on their door.

You were probably relieved that it said “Giants” and not “Patriots.” I certainly was since the Pats aren’t known for exactly playing fair.

79. This Seattle Seahawks flower pot buddy is always great for growing things.

I know I had a lot of Seattle Seahawks stuff on this post. But I just couldn’t past this little guy up, especially with his little pot arms and legs. So cute.

80. Nothing makes a home game day more festive than a Baltimore Ravens bead wreath.

I know there were bead wreaths from other teams I could’ve used. I just felt this one looked the best. I don’t care what team it is.

The Interesting Life of NFL Merchandise (Second Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on September 3, 2016

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Of course, the start of the NFL season marks that time of year when people watch the pro football games on TV while the more diehard fans spend loads of money on a bunch of overpriced NFL licensed crap. Yes, the NFL is perhaps the most commercially successful sports franchise in the country and it’s no wonder. But $300 for a jersey for God’s sake? That’s just highway robbery, man. Seriously, the NFL makes billions of dollars selling such shit. Not to mention, since more people watch NFL football than any other sport in the country, these games tend to be prime time for sponsors everywhere to air their new commercials whether they be for beer, food, cars, or boner pills. Actually, they’d advertise anything if they could get away with it. Nevertheless, the NFL’s commercial success in merchandise has provided so many products as well as the unlimited opportunity to make fun of them mercilessly. So I’ve decided to take full advantage of it like I did last year. Thus, I give you another collection of crazy officially licensed NFL crap to view for your reading pleasure.

This Green Bay Packers storage box is a perfect place for your Packers gear.

Hope it goes well with the green and yellow furniture in the room. May even double as a seat on certain occasions.

2. Play your favorite Madden video games with this Dallas Cowboys controller.

Or you can just buy a regular video game system that already has the controllers with them. Makes more sense.

3. Keep your furry friend warm this winter with this New England Patriots knit pet hat.

I don’t know about you. But I don’t think you need to buy this to keep your dog warm outside. Because they already have something that keeps their head warm. It’s called fur.

4. Dress up your little girl this season with their very own Dallas Cowboys cheerleader outfit.

From Bustle: ” If you had aspirations to audition to be a DCC (Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader) but didn’t make the cut, no need to worry. You can start training your baby girl with her very own mini-version of the iconic uniform.”

5. Keep your booze with you in this handy Jacksonville Jaguars hip flask.

This handy flask is best for sneaking booze in the stadium as well as drowning your sorrows when the Jaguars lose. Of course, the latter happens quite often.

6. Ladies, keep yourself warm with this Chicago Bears reflective bomber jacket.

From Bustle: “Athleisure, sports luxe, sporty chic — whatever you want to call it, wearing sweatpants in public is a fashion movement, ladies. For attending a sports event, it makes perfect sense. Yet this quilted varsity bomber jacket highly resembles a fire retardant blanket.”

7. Ladies, proclaim your support for the New England Patriots with this Patriots Diva T-Shirt.

Now there’s something I really like to know about this shirt. Do they make any for men? Because this shirt perfectly describes Tom Brady to a tee.

8. Dry yourself off with this Miami Dolphins hooded towel.

Well, it might be useful. However, the design on this one is ugly and wearing one like that seems kind of ridiculous to me.

9. There’s no reason not to be chic on game day without a Carolina Panthers caftan.

Sorry, but this a poncho. A Carolina Panthers poncho. And it looks pretty stupid if you wear it with shorts.

10. Impress your guests next time they come for the big game with this Oakland Raiders iron wrought door.

Really? An iron wrought door depicting the Oakland Raiders? Couldn’t they just use the door that came with the house. Sure it’s nothing fancy but at least they didn’t have to pay a bunch of money on it.

11. Support the Kansas City Chiefs with this flair hair hat.

So if you want to show support for the Chiefs while looking like Guy Fieri at a tailgate party, this is for you. Of course, how many people would wear this in public I don’t have the slightest idea.

12. Ladies, show your support for your Detroit Lions with this quality long sleeve shirt.

Has the “I’ll be your halftime show” on the back. And I know very what that means which has nothing to do with marching bands.

13. For your game room, these Green Bay Packers pool balls.

I’m sure regular pool balls will do just fine since they’re cheaper anyway. Seriously, I have no idea who buys crap like this.

14. Lounge by the pool drinking a cold one with this Pittsburgh Steelers beer floatie.

For some reason, I’m not a fan of having food and beverages in the pool. This especially goes for alcoholic drinks. This beer floatie is absurd.

15. Keep your pet warm and snug with this New Orleans Saints dog fleece.

For one, New Orleans isn’t a cold place during the winter. Secondly, even if it was, dogs already have something that keeps them warm and dry in colder weather just fine. It’s called fur.

16. Speaking of furry friends, any pooch is bound to enjoy this Chicago Bears chew toy.

For the love of God, you can buy regular chew toys for your dog almost anywhere for a cheaper price. And they won’t know the difference.

17. Light up your room with this Philadelphia Eagles helmet light.

I have one for an LSU light in the college merch post just so you know. Nevertheless, this Tiffany style lamp probably seems more fit for a bar room than anywhere else.

18. Fire up hotdogs and hamburgers on game day with this football shaped charcoal grill.

Yes, I’m familiar with people grilling stuff up on game day. But does the grill need to be football shaped? Probably not.

19. Enjoy Madden with your very own Seattle Seahawks Xbox.

Yes, video game systems are expensive. But does this mean you should buy them with your favorite team? Are you kidding me?

20. This Oakland Raiders candy dispenser is great in any room.

For one, this looks like something you’d see in a store. Second, people make their own. So why the NFL sells this is kind of pointless, really.

21. Keep warm during the colder months with your very own Miami Dolphins sweater vest.

Is it ever sweater weather in Miami during the winter? I thought winters there were at low temperatures of 75 degrees.

22. Show how you love big sacks, ladies, with this Detroit Lions T-shirt.

To those who don’t live in the US, a sack is a play in football when a quarterback is tackled behind the line of scrimmage before he can make a pass. Yet, I know the connotations one might get when looking at this shirt.

23. Carry your things to the game in your very own Philadelphia Eagles gym pack.

Yes, I know this was designed for kids. But does this mean having an eagle on the bag was a good idea? Not how I see it.

24. Open doors easier with this NFL licensed football pull doorknob.

Because why waste your time hurting your wrist and pulling the door open when you can have this? Because opening a regular door really isn’t that hard.

25. Watch the game on Sunday with your very own Miami Dolphins remote control.

Since when did anyone need a team issued remote control? Couldn’t a regular and cheaper remote do just fine? Crazy.

26. Own a piece of Green Bay Packers history with your very own check signed by Vince Lombardi.

Of course, this costs like $1700 but that’s beside the point. However, to me, this is seriously not worth it.

27. Show how much you love her with this Oakland Raiders heart necklace.

That is only if she specifically asks for one. If she doesn’t, then don’t. That’s all I have to say.

28. Keep your beverages well insulated with this Detroit Lions glitter thermal cup.

It even has glitter on it to appeal to women. Because women seem to like anything that sparkles. Seriously, why?

29. Have yourself laid to rest in none other than your very own Dallas Cowboys casket.

Now you can show your support to your beloved Cowboys from beyond the grave. Definitely fit for any overly devoted fan.

30. Keep yourself safe from danger with this Pittsburgh Steelers handgun.

Okay, NFL coffins are one thing. But NFL handguns, well, that’s completely fucked up. Seriously, guns are dangerous and people get killed by them every year. Why do they want to put team logos on them is beyond me.

31. Keep your room cool during the summer with this Pittsburgh Steelers ceiling fan.

Regular ceiling fans work just as well in any room. And at a lower price. So why is this necessary is beyond me.

32. You can cook anything for the big game on these Dallas Cowboy casserole dishes.

And you can cook anything on any casserole dish you buy in a store. They’ll also be cheaper, too. So these things shouldn’t be necessary.

33. Keep your food chilled for tailgate in this Dallas Cowboys cooler cart.

Resembles something you might see in some school cafeteria. Save for the place for drinks. Seriously, why?

34. Spice up the night with this San Francisco 49ers Enamour Chemise.

From Vice: “The French may have invented love but some genius who has only been close to women on the subway at rush hour came up with this number and slapped an iron-on NFL logo patch where lace meets highly flammable poly-blend. As an added bonus, the structured cups are so strong you could pour your Frappachino in there if you wanna go hands-free. The guy who made this thinks you can wear it anywhere, is why.”

35. Nothing’s more stylish for the big game than this All-Star long sleeved Dolman T-shirt from the New York Giants.

From Vice: “Knowing that a garment had a make-it-work moment when an overworked, underpaid, quite possibly underage garment worker fell asleep at the shears and sliced a hole in the arm empowers me to go on in this biggest make-it-work moment of all: life.”

36. Go to the game in style in these Jacksonville Jaguars high end sequin boots.

Sorry but I believe the time of sequins has passed after the 1980s. And the fact these are UGG boots make these even tackier.

37. March down the aisle on your big day with this Pittsburgh Steelers wedding dress.

For one, the dress looks more like it was made from some Steeler bedsheet than anything. It’s more like a long sun dress you’d wear at a family reunion. Not something for a wedding.

38. If you’re thirsty drink out of this large New York Patriots cup.

I don’t know about you. But it seems like whenever you’re sipping from the straw, you’re sipping from this guy’s head. Kind of creepy if you think about it.

39. Nothing makes you look more stylish than a pair of Baltimore Ravens suede wedge heels.

These ones are tackier than the ones I showed you last year. Because they have leopard printed on the insides. Probably overpriced.

40. Have your little one cuddle with their very own mustached dog plushie from the New England Patriots.

Sorry, but this dog doesn’t seem like he has a mustache. More likely he seems to be suffering from some fungal disease I probably saw on Wikipedia while I was researching the jackalope for my mythical creatures series.

41. Keep yourself warm during the big game with this Seattle Seahawks blanket coat.

It’s like a hooded snuggie that you wear the other way. Though it may keep you from freezing, it’ll also make you look like an idiot.

42. Nothing makes a hallway look better than this Philadelphia Eagles stairwell carpet.

Because in order to match the Eagles memorabilla, you must have Eagles hallway carpet. Couldn’t a plain white carpet do just fine? Or better yet, how about just leave the plain old wooden floor alone.

43. Carry around your things at the stadium with this Denver Broncos sequin decorated purse.

Well, it doesn’t have a lot of sequin decoration. But if it didn’t have any at all, it would’ve looked just fine and less expensive.

44. Have your furry friend rest nice and easy with this Green Bay Packers pet bed.

For God’s sake, chances are your pet doesn’t care about your team. And it will be just as happy if you give it a plain pet bed for a lower price at Pet Smart. Seriously, team pet stuff isn’t about the pets. It’s about the owners.

45. Always know what time it is with this Houston Texans cuckoo clock.

If it didn’t have the Houston Texans stuff on it, it would just be a plain red, white, and blue cuckoo clock. But putting football stuff doesn’t enhance its beauty at all.

46. Nothing says sexy time like a lacy Dallas Cowboy thong.

I know why women wear thongs and I’m sure it’s not for comfort. But seriously, why did someone think putting NFL names on it was necessary? It’s not.

47. Come home for the holidays in this Miami Dolphins ugly Christmas sweater.

If we’re talking about Miami Dolphin fans, I think an ugly Christmas light weight shirt would be more appropriate. But to each his own.

48. Keep your money safe in your very own New England Patriots piggy bank.

Because there’s no team that’s synonymous with integrity like the New England Patriots. You know the team known for spying on players with hidden cameras, deflating footballs, and tampering with radio signals.

49. Keep yourself warm this winter in your very own Miami Dolphins knitted cap.

Unless you live in Miami since it’s known for 80 degree winters. Yeah, I’m sure it wouldn’t be necessary in a place like that.

50. Keep your wine on hand with this Pittsburgh Steelers wine holder.

It even has a clear metal basket to store corks. Nevertheless, do they have one for box of wine? Because my dad usually goes with that.

51. Get yourself high on life with this Oakland Raiders marijuana pipe.

Yes, it does exist and it's only legally sold to those with a medical marijuana prescription in California. Yet, legal to anyone in Colorado or Washington State.

Yes, it does exist and it’s only legally sold to those with a medical marijuana prescription in California. Yet, legal to anyone in Colorado and Washington State.

52. Now your furry friend can support your team in this Miami Dolphins pet tutu dress.

I don’t think this little dog is liking being in this outfit. I mean do dogs really care about sports? No. So why buy something like that? It’s ridiculous.

53. There’s nothing your man will like more than to see you wearing Seattle Seahawk nipple pasties.

Really? Seahawk nipple pasties? I can understand a Seattle stripper buying these. But anyone else, not so much.

54. Support your team with this Philadelphia Eagles cosmos hat.

Think of seeing your NFL team logo on a trippy backdrop. Might go best when smoking dope with an NFL pot pipe.

55. Enjoy hours of fun with this NFL Rush Zone board game.

I don’t know about you. But I think this would be more appropriate as a video game than a board game. Perhaps for fairly obvious reasons.

56. Entertain guests during the big game with a Saint Louis Rams cheese board.

Because there’s no reason why watching the big game should be like going to a cocktail party. You got to have some class here.

57. Eating on ears of corn hasn’t been better than with a pair of Rams corn cob holders.

You can buy corn cob holders anywhere for a small price. Why do these even exist and as footballs? Because it really doesn’t do well with finger grips.

58. Keep your license plate held up on your car with these Saint Louis Rams license plate screws.

Because why deal with regular screws that have been on your car to begin with? After all, people want to see fancy plate screws even if they can’t see them.

59. Relieve chapped lips with a tube of Saint Louis Rams lip balm.

After all, there’s nothing like supporting your team than buying a tube of overpriced chapstick you’ll probably lose before you’re done with it. Yeah, ridiculous.

60. Always be prepared for anything with a Saint Louis Rams roadside emergency kit.

Look, I can understand that an roadside emergency kit is useful. But why go with an overpriced NFL licensed one if you can buy a regular one from almost anywhere? That just doesn’t make sense to me.

61. Always keep control of the road with a Saint Louis Rams steering wheel.

Because why deal with the steering wheel you already had when you bought the car? It doesn’t show support for your team. Seriously, why?

62. Listen to the sounds of country with former Steeler quarterback Terry Bradshaws I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry.

Yes, this does exist as I’ve seen it on Pinterest. However, I doubt that you’ll find anything good on it.

63. Keep your pet nice and warm in this Houston Texans dog hoodie.

Not sure how cold it gets in Houston. But if it does, I’m well aware that dogs already have something that could keep them warm and dry. It’s called fur.

64. Support your team with this Houston Texans: 1961 AFC Champions T-Shirt.

Just ignore the fact it was the Houston Texans have only been around since 2002. That it was the Houston Oilers who won the 1961 AFC Championship. And that the Houston Oilers are now the Tennessee Titans. So the 1961 AFC Championship bit shouldn’t be on there.

65. Decorate your garden with this Carolina Panthers tree face.

Whether on or off a tree, this kind of decoration is unsettling. Maybe because it puts a face where it shouldn’t belong.

66. Nothing makes you more manly than a Washington Redskins assault rifle.

Especially recommended for white men with masculinity issues. Seriously, other than killing people, assault weapons have no other purpose. So there’s no point they should even be legal.

67. Always be handy with your own Dallas Cowboys Swiss Army knife.

For nothing says you love America’s Football Team like having a pocket knife that was invented in a country that hasn’t fought a war for centuries. Yes, I’m talking about Switzerland, folks.

68. Wrap your presents with some Kansas City Chiefs wrapping paper.

Because why wrap your son’s birthday gifts in the cheap wrapping paper you can find anywhere? I mean you’re just going to throw it away afterwards anyway.

69. Have hours of fun playing New England Patriots Monopoly.

It’s not only the only game where cheating’s allowed but also encouraged. Just ask Tom Brady and Bill Bellichek.

70. Keep snug and warm this winter in a pair of Miami Dolphins leggings.

Of course, if you live in Miami, expect them to be covered in sweat when you’re done with them. Because Miami’s a hot place.

71. Keep your beer on hand with this Houston Texans beer cozy.

Isn’t beer supposed to be a cold beverage? So why does this exist? We’re not in Europe!

72. Keep your ingredients organized with these Dallas Cowboys kitchen containers.

Each one is marked with a navy blue Dallas star. Though you could find similarly plain ones at any place that sells kitchen wear. And at a lower price.

73. Keep your beverages cool with this Kansas City Chiefs six pack cooler.

You can even fit bottles and cans in them. Of course, you can fit a lot more in a regular cooler. But why would you want that?

74. Show your team is great with this replica 2005 Philadelphia Eagles NFC Championship Ring.

From SB Nation: “Now whenever makes a joke about how the Eagles have “no rings” you can show them this. And then they will still laugh at you.”

75. For evenings during the game, impress your guests with a Denver Broncos fire pit.

It’s a fire pit with the Denver Broncos logo. But the horse looks especially menacing in flames.

76. Nothing looks better on a girl than a pair of Hello Kitty Denver Broncos earrings.

Just what the hell does Hello Kitty have to do with NFL football? I don’t understand it.

77. Support your team by wearing this Hello Kitty Denver Broncos stadium pin.

Once again, I don’t understand the connection between Hello Kitty and football. Seriously, why does this even exist?

78. No quality rec room should be without a Pittsburgh Steelers dart board.

Enjoy hours playing a bar room game specifically designed for the designated drivers. Because you know what drunk Steeler fans would do in a game of darts.

79. Make sure your devices are juiced with a 1600 mah Baltimore Ravens power bar.

When I looked at this, I had no idea what this was used for. And to be honest, I’m still not sure what its exact purpose is.

80. Enjoy a garden breeze with this Pittsburgh Steeler wind chime.

Okay, the concept of this seems good. But the colors on this are all wrong. the star colors are supposed to be gold, red, and blue. Not red, white, and blue.

NFL Fans Dressed and Ready for Game Day (Second Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on September 2, 2016

Once again, here am I outside in my Pittsburgh Steelers regalia with my Terrible Towel. Unlike last year, I have on a Steeler sweatshirt even though it’s not the kind of weather to wear it. But along with the hat, it’s to make my outfit different than it was last year.

Along with children going back to school, one of the things that marks the dying days of summer is none other than the start of the NFL football season. Last year, I did a post on crazy NFL fans dressing up in a variety of ridiculous costumes which got a rather pleasing reception. So I decided to do another for this year. Besides, you can’t capture the fan craziness out in the NFL in just one post. Nevertheless, those who ask why I do posts on NFL football over other sports. Well, even though I’m not a big sports fan I do have my reasons. First, NFL football is a huge deal in the US and is the most popular pro sport in the country. And it’s especially popular in my neck of the woods where almost everyone’s favorite pro sports team is the Pittsburgh Steelers. Second, unlike basketball, hockey, and baseball, it has a definite season that spans from September to January as well as pre-season period in August and a post-season period to February. Third, the Super Bowl is treated as an unofficial national holiday and is normally the most watched thing on TV of any given year. If you look at any most watched TV broadcasts ever in the US, most of them will revolve around Super Bowls. Hell, the only broadcasts that weren’t Super Bowls on the list are the finales of M*A*S*H and Cheers (which coincidentally aired the very day my sister was born). Fourth, my college alma mater Saint Vincent in Latrobe has paid host to Steelers training camp since the late 1960s which draws large crowds. And finally, since my dad is a big Steeler fan, I grew up more exposed to NFL football more than most pro sports. But he’s not nearly as crazy as these people. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another treasure trove of crazy NFL fans in their full team regalia.

Sorry, Christians, but it turns out that the Lord Jesus Christ is for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Okay, it’s a Steeler fan dressed like Jesus. But I know a lot of Christians won’t like this, especially if they’re from Dallas, Cincinnati, Baltimore, New England, or anywhere outside Pittsburgh.

2. This dad tries his best to bring up his son in the Houston Texans tradition.

Like how he has a matching stroller. Of course, I guess his kid isn’t old enough for the bull horns and face paint.

3. You don’t have to be human to show your love to the Green Bay Packers.

Because even this bull dog is a known cheesehead. Then again, their owner most likely is and it doesn’t really care about sports.

4. Since Stephen King lives in Maine, it’s only natural for killer clowns to cheer for the New England Patriots.

Well, I’m not sure if Stephen King even cares about NFL football. But he did write at least one story featuring a killer clown. And he is from New England. So it fits.

5. This Oakland Raiders fan gives no bones about what you think.

Yes, I know I had to include Raiders fans in this post at some point. Doesn’t hurt he he’s wearing an autographed helmet, too.

6. Don’t look now, but I’d watch out for this guy’s cheese.

Because for this Packers’ fan, his cheese on a stick has teeth. So if you’re not a fan of the Green Bay Packers, you might want to watch out.

7. Apparently, Oakland Raider fans aren’t the only scary sports enthusiasts out there.

These Houston Texans fans wear skull masks and funny hats. But they take their team so seriously that you should be wary to laugh in front of them in their silly costumes.

8. This Cincinnati Bengals’ fan would surely stand out in their large striped cowboy hat.

Doesn’t hurt this person has the make up and accessories to match. Wouldn’t want to sit near someone like that in the stands.

9. In Seattle, don’t be surprised to see Seahawks fans in feather headdresses like this one.

Interestingly, the Seattle Seahawks logo design is most likely taken from Pacific Northwest Native American totem poles. But nobody discusses it. Then again, the design might be a coincidence anyway.

10. Speaking of the Seahawks, this crazy colored gorilla always seems to turn out for them.

Then again, he might be a sasquatch who keeps to himself in the forest and only turns out for Seahawks games. Why Bigfoot enthusiasts don’t notice, we’ll never know.

11. This old gnome always goes for his beloved Oakland Raiders.

He even wears, chains, swords, and skulls for good measure. So don’t try to mistake him for some evil henchman from some fantasy story. He’s just a Raiders fan.

12. This Seahawks fan never hesitates to show off his prized bobble head doll.

Don’t mind that he has a skull face and a large blue mohawk. He’s just really proud of his team.

13. When his Minnesota Vikings need more power, he never hesitates to cut the cheese.

There’s another guy who wears a chainsaw hat for Dallas. But I think the one pertaining to Green Bay is funnier.

14. As Green Bay Packers call themselves cheeseheads, Chicago Bears fans go with graters.

You have to admit it, the concept is very clever. After all, Green Bay and Chicago are big rivals since they're in the same NFC conference.

You have to admit it, the concept is very clever. After all, Green Bay and Chicago are big rivals since they’re in the same NFC division.

15. This Washington Redskins fan goes to the games in his best feather headdress.

Native Americans, I give you full permission to look upon this man in disdain for offending your culture. Then again, how many times have there been calls to get to Washington Redskins to change their damn name. Because “redskin” is a derogatory racial slur.

16. Seems like the Thing really enjoys his Cincinnati Bengals.

As for why he only has one large fist, I really can’t say. Guess he lost the other one?

17. These Cincinnati Bengal fans could make cowboy hats from six pack boxes.

Yet, while one woman goes for Miller, the other goes for Coors. Nevertheless, they’re on the same team so it doesn’t matter what beer they drink.

18. Any demonic papa would be proud to bring up a child in the Denver Broncos tradition.

Even better when both father and child wear jerseys with the same number. Not sure if this is heartwarming or creepy. Okay, it’s kind of ridiculous. Then again, that may not really be a child.

19. Hey, I didn’t know Hulk Hogan was a Buffalo Bills fan.

Actually this is a Buffalo Bills fan dressed as Hulk Hogan. But you have to admire his mustache and feather boas.

20. This Steelers fan always attends the game in stripes.

But even he wouldn’t wear those ugly bumblebee throwback uniforms.But he would paint his face in stripes.

21. Let’s hope the Green Bay Packers don’t fail Vader this year.

Because Darth Vader possess a strong power guided by the Force and hates when people fail him. So if the Packers suffer a losing season, some of them may not be back next year. Like Aaron Rodgers.

22. Sometimes a Raiders fan just has to go with the skulls and a full shoulder pad rib cage.

Yes, I know real rib cages on humans don’t look like that. But I don’t think this guy gives a shit. Also, the skulls have swords stabbed through them.

23. What the hell is Walter White doing at a Tampa Bay Buccaneers game?

Okay, this is a Buccaneers fan in a biohazard suit akin to Walter White. Very different story. But crazy just the same. Wonder if he gets hot in there.

24. This Dallas Cowboy fan only went with nothing but a hat, cape, and face paint.

I guess he’s going to be a very itchy man by the end of the game. But he seem to feel like it’s worth all the trouble for the photo.

25. You underestimate how much the undead support the Miami Dolphins.

Because he really seems to get himself out there. And compared to his team, he really scares the shit out of you.

26. Scary Ohio clowns go for the Cleveland Browns.

Unfortunately, for this guy, he might be more intimidating than the team. Seriously, the Browns aren’t well-known for their penchant for winning.

27. So I guess the people of Kansas City, Missouri love their team so much that even their high church leaders go for the Chiefs.

Okay, he’s just a fan dressed as a bishop or the Pope. But I think the red Chief vestments suit him.

28. Just because she’s wearing black birds, doesn’t mean she’s a Ravens fan.

In fact, she supports the Oakland Raiders. And she even makes herself more mysterious with a mosaic mirror mask.

29. Saint Vince is always cheering for his Green Bay Packers on the sidelines.

Saint Vince is a legend among Green Bay Packers fans that I just had to include him. By the way, the “Vince” here is Vince Lombardi. And he even has a cheese staff, too.

30. This man gets on a horse to support his beloved Denver Broncos.

Yes, it’s a face horse he’s wearing. But it still looks incredibly outrageous that I had to include it.

31. For this Detroit Lions fan, he can’t go wrong with a lion hat and sunglasses.

Then again, given how the Lions aren’t known for their winning seasons, such costume might be enough. But it’s good enough for this post.

32. When it gets cold, these guys show up to Packers games in scarves, ear muffs, and striped overalls.

They also dye their hair green and paint their faces for support. Yes, they look outrageous but they don’t care.

33. Surprised to see Thor and Iron Man at a New Orleans Saints game.

Thought football would be among the last things they’d be concerned about. Then again, that Thor has dark hair so it’s probably not really them.

34. Somehow this Dallas Cowboy fan has to show that his team are champions.

Yes, I know that the Dallas Cowboys have won 5 Super Bowls. But they haven’t won one since the 1990s when they were up against the….okay, maybe I shouldn’t go there.

35. Sometimes a Carolina Panthers fan has to take the big paws out.

And with the pig paws this guy certainly has. Even has his face painted and blue hair to boot.

36. This Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan even lends his horn for the team.

Of course, the baubles around his neck don’t make him seem very intimidating. But perhaps he’s in a yuletide mood at this point.

37. To these Philadelphia Eagles fans, the game is for the birds.

And by that, I mean large birds of prey who aren’t falcons. Like that one guy’s beak, by the way.

38. While Green Bay has the Packers bulldog, Pittsburgh has its own Steeler poodle.

Yes, this was done with pet body paint which most veterinarians ask pet owners not to do. But this is just hysterical that I had to put it in.

39. Even western bikers go for the Oakland Raiders.

And as far as I know about Raider fans, these two will fit right in. And they’d even be seen as normal in comparison.

40. This Saint Louis Rams fan goes all out with the horns.

Yet, since the Rams decided to return to LA, it’s hard to tell for much longer. Mostly because sports fandoms can be unpredictable things.

41. Guess someone has already hulked out at the Green Bay Packers game.

So is this a very good thing or a very bad thing. Also, I don’t think hulks look great in yellow clown wigs but that’s just my opinion.

42. The Bronconator always has two unicorns on his side during a game in Denver.

Yes, those are unicorn figurines. But do you think he really cares? Probably not. Then again, they could be horses all along.

43. Seems like the masked Charger Cowboy and Bolt Man are very good friends.

Seems like neither is a fan of the Indianopolis Colts. But down in San Diego, they seem like old pals.

44. When it comes to supporting the Chicago Bears, there are no limits to foam.

Here is this guy with foam paws and a bear hat. And he seems really psyched up for the game.

45. Apparently, Oakland Raider fans are a scary bunch.

Doesn’t help that they dress in creepy black and white costumes. And I sure as hell wouldn’t want to run into this guy.

46. Seems like the Buffalo Bills fans support Rex Ryan by the foot.

Not sure what the feet are supposed to mean. But I wonder what the guys in front of them would think about them. Because that would be interesting.

47. For this Baltimore Ravens fan, it’s purple hair or no hair.

He also goes with beads, hard hat, and purple face paint for good measure. Let’s hope he’s not going to a Steelers game.

48. This luchador Chicago Bears fan is ready to rumble.

Seems like I have a lot of Chicago Bear fans on this post already. Not really sure why.

49. One has to be quite ingenious to have their own Pats hat.

And it seems to resemble the logo quite well if you look at it at this angle. Though we all know what the New England Patriots are like (cheaters).

50. No, I don’t think that’s the Green Bay Packer cheerleading squad.

In fact, I bet any money that these are all guys. Still, you have to admire their sense of humor in this one.

51. Didn’t expect to see a Transformer at a Cincinnati Bengals game.

He even has the shoulder pads and jersey to match. Which begs the question for me.

52. This Indianapolis Colts fan has her team on her lips.

They’re probably fake lips. But they still look just as ridiculous along with the clown wig and glasses.

53. This New Orleans Saints fan even has some gold teeth to spare.

Let’s hope those teeth are fake which they most likely are. Yet, they seem to go well with the hat.

54. Supergirl always cheers for her New York Giants.

Wait, doesn’t Supergirl have blond hair? So this probably can’t really be her.

55. This luchador always goes out of the way to support his New England Patriots.

Even though spandex is hardly a great insulator. And the fact, a lot of fans outside New England hate them.

56. This Steeler fan will do whatever it takes to see his team win.

Even if it means donning a Steeler suit of spandex. Not sure if that’s even comfortable. But he’s proud of it.

57. Looks like we’ve come across one of the infamous Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.

Okay, that’s a fat guy dressed as a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. But if he wants to dress like that, it’s his choice. Even if he looks utterly ridiculous.

58. Apparently, this Elvis is an avid fan of the San Francisco 49ers.

He even has it on his maroon jacket if you know where to look. And I thought Elvis was more of a Titans fan.

He even has it on his maroon jacket if you know where to look. And I thought Elvis was more of a Titans or Panthers fan.

59. Oh, no, the Miami gorillas are on the loose!

No need to worry, they’re Dolphins fans just here for the big game. How they got into street clothes, I’ll never know.

60. Sometimes you need a hat to cover your head now and then.

And there seems to be no shortage of Green Bay Packers fans in outlandish costumes. This one included but his outfit is mild compared to some.

61. Blueberry always tries to make his Indianapolis Colts his top priority.

Doesn’t hurt that he has a Colt hat and paints his face blue. Wonder how long it takes for him to prepare for a big game.

62. Looks like the Gremlins express support for the New Orleans Saints.

Guess anyone in New Orleans doesn’t have to worry about their electronics and appliances falling apart during football season on Sunday. Because these two will be watching the game.

63. This Green Bay Packer fan is always excited when his team scores.

He’s even wearing a field gold hat and has everything in green and yellow. So he’s all pumped up for the Packer game.

64. Does that guy have an Eagle on his chest?

Apparently, he’s a Philadelphia Eagles fan even if the eagle is a bit large on him. Wonder how he carries himself in that jersey.

65. This pirate always tries to look his best at an Oakland Raiders game.

Well, at least he’s not wearing a skull mask, spikes, or skulls all over him. Like his hat.

66. For some reason, this creepy Arizona Cardinals fan likes to show up in a red feather suit.

Yes, I know his face will give you nightmares. But he’s just here to watch the Cardinals. So it’s no big deal.

67. For lady Viking fans, always go with purple hair in Minnesota.

Furry cone Viking helmets also work by the way. Even if they have braids dropping from them.

68. Check out this undead Raiders’ fan’s bony fingers.

Yes, they may be big and bony. But you’d certainly not want this Raider’s fan to show up at your house at night.

69. This Buffalo Bills fan always cheers for his team to lead the charge.

Yet, since the Bills aren’t among the best NFL teams they probably wont. Kind of feel sorry for this guy.

70. Those who liked the Denver Broncos Barrel Man in last year’s NFL fan post will like Barrel Boy.

He’s like the Barrel Man but more pint sized. And incredibly adorable, too.

71. Not all Oakland Raiders fans are tall and scary. Some look quite chic.

This woman is wearing a corset and leather along with her scary Raiders makeup. But hers only covers half her face.

72. This Houston Texan fan always like to accentuate his shoulder pads before the big game.

And yes, it looks really ridiculous. But not to this guy. To him, he looks cool.

73. This Cincinnati Bengals’ fan would never leave home without his Bengal hat.

Doesn’t hurt if he paints his face with Bengal stripes to match. Even though he might stand out from a crowd.

74. For the New York Jets, no one can possibly ever forget old Fireman Ed.

Fireman Ed is one of the better known New York Jets characters. Can always be recognized by his fireman’s hat. Crazy.

75. This Miami Dolphins fan goes all out on her orange and white.

Doesn’t matter if she’s tacky in her large orange hat. As long as she’s wearing Dolphins, it’s all good.

76. This Buffalo Bills fan will even wear sequins for his beloved team.

He’ll also wear arm covers with red and white strips descending from them. But he feels it’s all worth it.

77. The Celebrity Queen proudly supports her New England Pats.

Sure they may be cheaters. But as long as she’s concerned, they’re her cheaters and she still loves them. Same can be said regarding other Patriot fans.

78. There’s no costume that’s too elaborate and over the top for this New Orleans Saints fan.

And yes, he’s dressed in feathers galore like he works in some Las Vegas show. Wonder how he manages to sit in the stands during the game.

79. There’s never enough pom poms for this Pittsburgh Steeler fan.

And yes, he’s all covered in them from head to toe. He may even have some left over, too.

80. Not sure what to think about this Bengals fan making a hat from the old pigskin.

Sure the Bengals play football. But that just makes anyone look pretty strange. Doesn’t help with the foam paws either.

81. I guess you can call these guys the literal Dallas Cowboys.

Yeah, I don’t think the Dallas Cowboys are actual cows. But I think these costumes are udderly hilarious. Love it.

82. No, I don’t think that’s a Steeler cheerleader for they don’t exist.

Just another fat Steeler fan in a skimpy outfit and wig. Yeah, he doesn’t look great in that outfit.

83. This Miami Dolphins fan has a dolphin on each shoulder.

He even has pom poms and face paint for good measure. But compared to a few other Miami fans, his costume is quite tame.

84. This Green Bay Packer fan sees himself as a fence painter.

Or a “defense painter” to be more specific. Nevertheless, wouldn’t want to sit behind him in the stadium during a game or beside him.

85. The New York Giants Queen seems to have something to say.

I guess this is a Giants parody of the Patriots’ Celebrity Queen. Makes sense. At least the signs are funnier.

86. Any room for two big skulls in Baltimore?

Don't worry, they're just skull masks. I'm sure Ray Lewis isn't hiding in one of them. Honest.

Don’t worry, they’re just skull masks. I’m sure these women aren’t meaning to frighten anyone.

87. Baltimore’s Captan Dee Fense is always at the Ravens’ side.

Yes, there’s an actual guy like this in Baltimore. However, the Ravens didn’t seem to go for defense much last season. Heh, heh.

88. This Steeler fan always goes for some more Cowher Power.

Unfortunately, Cowher hasn’t coached the Steelers for some time now. But this guy’s hat is totally ridiculous.

89. Warbonnet and spiked shoulder pads, a great Redskins fan do make.

But when it comes to Native American relations, you wouldn’t want to show up in a pow wow in this. Seriously, Native Americans don’t view wearing warbonnets in sporting events very highly at all.

90. In Houston, Elvis always makes his support for the Texans perfectly clear.

Yes, he has the Houston Texans logo on the back of his cape. And it’s all sparkly, too.

91. This Browns fan has his hat dripping with bones.

Let’s hope he doesn’t attract any dogs with them. Also would say the same about the sausage around his neck.

92. These Dallas Cowboy fans have their love for their team on their chests.

And in full body paint, too. One of them has the Dallas star in a jigsaw puzzle mode.

93. Even Santa Claus thinks that the Pittsburgh Steelers are the best in the NFL.

He even has a gold suit to show for it. Just see him wave the iconic Terrible Towel.

94. Guess this German barmaid is dressed to support the Minnesota Vikings.

After all, the Midwest is full of Germans and Scandinavians. Or at least it was. Still, this is clever.

95. Guess you’ll always have to have one crazy Jack-o-Lantern rooting for the Cleveland Browns.

Then again, he’s bound to give more nightmares to children than the team ever will. Seriously, the Browns aren’t known for winning a lot.

96. Darth Maul doesn’t like it one bit when there’s a call against his Vikings.

Sure he’s supposed to have a red and black face. But the overall costume is brilliant.

97. Seems like this Jacksonville Jaguars fan has bee under the weather lately.

After all, he seems to have a lot of junk in his hair. Maybe because it’s due to hurricane season.

98. Looks like flaming hair tends to run in this family.

Oh, wait they’re Tennessee Titan fans. And they really seem to be dressed their best for the game. Probably it might be since they’re rich enough for front row seating.

99. Atlanta Falcons fans always tailgate in feathers.

Wonder what this woman is doing here. Probably some dance or having a good time. Hope she doesn’t get those feathers everywhere.

100. Here we have 2 Steeler fans who came all the way from Mexico.

You can tell by their black and gold ponchos and sombreros. But they must be very diehard fans to travel this far.

Not Licensed By the NCAA College Athletic Craft Projects

Posted by historymaniacmegan on August 26, 2016

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So I’m down with fan costumes and merchandise. Now it’s on to college sport craft projects. You might’ve noticed that unlike the NFL craft post, I didn’t include a picture of myself. Mostly because I don’t have any college sport craft projects so I decided to go with the college football fan map instead. I figured since college football season is soon to begin next week. And if I decide to go with a craft post during March Madness, I’ll use a basketball one. Anyway, you may not think that sports and crafts go together if you haven’t been on Pinterest or Etsy. Yet, even though more men like sports and women do crafts, understand that there are plenty of female sports fans out there as well a guys who do crafts. Then there are college athletes like famed Penn State football player Rosie Grier who later played for the LA Rams and took up needlepoint as a hobby. If you look on Pinterest, you’ll find a lot more sports team crafts on there than you can imagine. However, when it came to looking for craft projects in college sports, it’s a bit tricky. Along with the merchandise, I had to google names of several different colleges to find them. Because if you just type anything relating to college sports crafts, you’ll just end up finding stuff mostly from Alabama and LSU trust me. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of the unique craft projects of college sports. Most of the craft projects featured will be representative of Division I teams, naturally.

Any Iowa Hawkeye fan would love to drink from this painted wine glass.

Of course, these glasses are never for drinking. But I’m sure Iowa fans would want one anyway.

2. Tennessee Volunteer fans would definitely adore this football door hanging.

It’s in orange and white with polka dot lines. But it’s a rather charming football decoration.

3. With an old window frame and tiles, you’ll have this Alabama Crimson Tide board.

You can even use it to write things down like a shopping list or Alabama’s football record. This person uses chalk.

4. Any Mountaineers fan would surely envy anyone with this WVU quilt.

Sure it might not look like much. But it’s sure to keep warm during cold evening games in Morgantown.

5. Georgia Bulldog fans will definitely want a wreath like this for their front door.

Yes, it may seem quite fancy from what you’d expect from a college sports wreath. But fans are bound to love it.

6. This Iowa State wreath is all covered in ribbons.

Iowa State is the other Iowa university but the one you probably don’t hear about. Unless you live in Iowa. However, its fanbase is mostly concentrated around Ames.

7. At this house marks Mountaineer country.

Yes, this is a WVU ribbon wreath. But I think the arrow really makes it work here.

8. Anyone at Happy Valley will love these Penn State pillow cushions.

This is a fairly simple design with just “We Are Penn State.” But it’s effective.

9. This WVU wreath will make a welcome addition to almost any West Virginia door.

Yes, it’s another WVU wreath. But I really like this design and how the letter stand out that I had to put it in the post.

10. This UNC wreath is certainly a charm on any front door.

This one has white and silver berries as well as shiny ribbon. And the UNC letters are in a whimsical font.

11. Any fan of the Buckeyes will want this Ohio State pallet on their wall.

It depicts the Ohio State logo with the state of Ohio. What Ohio State fan wouldn’t want that?

12. University of Washington Huskies fans might like to have these blocks on their mantle.

Sure each may have a decoration. But “Huskies” is in purple in order to really stand out. Adorable.

13. Sometimes at Ohio State, it’s best to aim for simplicity.

This Ohio State ribbon wreath does exactly that. Just the logo and flowers. That’s it.

14. When it counts, best to have Auburn University in big bright letters.

Yes, it might require electricity and somewhere to be plugged in. But you have to admit, it’s a dazzling sight.

15. Kansas State Wildcat fans might go with a simpler approach to their front door.

This purple yarn wreath only has KSU, a white flower, and a white ribbon. But it looks charming just the same.

16. Even a Fightin’ Irish need some rest which this Notre Dame chair is well suited for.

This is a wooden chair painted with Notre Dame colors. And yes, the Fightin’ Leprechaun is in the seat.

17. Any Oregon Duck fan will want to hang this decomesh wreath on their door.

This one has the Oregon University colors as well as a ribbon. Love the decorations on this.

This one has the Oregon University colors as well as two ribbons. Love the decorations on this.

18. Penn State will always remain with Nittany Lion fans forever.

Penn State fans seem to be that way for some reason, especially the alumni. Of course, my dad didn’t care for Joe Pa he was a major reason why PSU didn’t play Pitt for decades.

19. For Purdue Boilermaker fans, this bottle lamp will light up a room.

Purdue is in Indiana. They’re called the Boilermakers because of the railroad system. And their Boilermaker Special mascot is a nice, shiny train.

20. With old junk, you can make a charming Crimson Tide elephant.

This was made from old license plates and a shovel. I think it looks better than Alabama’s real mascot.

21. Longhorns fan should store their candy in this handy dispenser.

I’ve put a lot of these in various craft posts. But this seems to only require a flower pot and a fish bowl as far as I’m concerned.

22. Iowa Hawkeye fans will want to cuddle with this Iowa pillow.

It’s a pillow of the state of Iowa. And I guess the heart is where the University of Iowa is. Makes sense.

23. This Alabama Crimson Tide wreath is great to hang anywhere.

This uses yarn and houndsooth ribbon as well as an “A” and flowers. Any Tide fan would want to roll with it.

24. Tell your Texas team to “Hook Em’ Horns” with this wreath.

Yes, it’s a University of Texas decomesh wreath. No, I don’t like the colors. But at least a Longhorn fan might enjoy it.

25. A Michigan State Spartan fan must keep warm with a knitted hat like this.

It’s a knitted Spartan hat. May not protect you in battle against the Persians. But will keep you warm in Michigan weather.

26. Any Auburn Tiger fan should have a floral wreath at their door.

Well, this is lovely. Love the ribbon and blue flowers. Gives a nice homey feel.

27. For Gamecocks fans, this University of South Carolina wreath should suit your fancy.

If it wasn’t for the darker red and the logo, I would’ve thought it was a Crimson Tide wreath. And yes, their team is called the Gamecocks. I did not make that up.

28. No Nittany Lion fan could ever resist this PSU wine glass.

Sure it’s not as fancy as the Iowa wine glass. But it does have a certain charm to it. Like the ribbon.

29. Light up the room at night with this wooden WVU lantern.

It’s very simple but it’s well painted with blue and yellow. Perfect for any Mountaineer fan.

30. This yarn Michigan Wolverine wreath has an intricate floral design.

Guess it took a lot of time with the decorations. But it certainly looks lovely in front of the window.

31. There’s nothing more quaint than a yarn Baylor wreath.

This wreath may use a green and yellow diamond pattern. But it’s certainly a wonder to look at.

32. Blue ribbons and baubles go great with a yellow WVU window frame.

Love the decor on this. Great to hang on the wall. Who knew West Virginians could be so creative?

33. This Notre Dame wreath will make a rustic addition to any Fightin’ Irish home.

Sure it might not be as showy as some of the wreaths. But I like the wooden panel as well as the ribbons on here.

34. This simple frame will satisfy any Crimson Tide fan.

It just has a lovely bow and “Bama.” What more can a Tide fan want?

35. Auburn Tigers should carry their things in this bucket.

This is decorated in orange and navy blue polka dots. And it’s lined with a striped orange ribbon.

36. This Nebraska Husker wreath is made of rather fine feathers.

Well, fake feathers, anyway. But you have to love how the decorated N really stands out.

37. Don’t worry this, LSU Tiger crab won’t hurt you.

Yes, it’s a LSU crab and it’s painted as a tiger for decorative purposes. I know what you’re thinking but to me, it’s cool.

38. Make your Spartan pride soar with this Michigan State bottle lamp.

I know it has an “S” on it. But it’s representative of Michigan State. Don’t ask me how that works.

39. Let the light in with this Michigan State Spartan suncatcher.

Of course, it’s not really a craft project. But since some people do make their own suncatchers, I’ll allow it.

40. Georgia Southern Eagles fans should really enjoy a wreath like this.

I know the Georgia State Panthers isn't as popular as the Georgia Bulldogs. But I love GSU's color scheme.

I know the Georgia Southern Eagles aren’t as popular as the Georgia Bulldogs. But I love GSU’s color scheme.

41. Any Hawkeye fan could ever dream of having this Iowa table.

I think this was more of pet project and is probably not for sale. But I can see why they’d take pride in producing it.

42. Any Wolverine fan would treasure this stained glass Michigan block.

This stained glass block is surely a gem. Like how the light shines through the blue and gold.

43. A UCLA Bruins fan should keep their head snug with this crocheted cap.

Bruins are bears, by the way. Just so you didn’t know that. Yet, the light blue and yellow go very well with the bear ears.

44. This striped LSU Tiger wreath certainly has character.

Yes, it may have a few flowers. But the real spirit in this wreath is in the purple and gold stripes.

45. If your baby needs to rest on the go, this Mizzou cover will do quite nicely.

Well, that looks quite cute. Like the stripes on it. Very creative.

46. For Clemson Tiger fans, there’s nothing to hate about this wreath.

I think this person used letter tiles for this. Gives the wreath its whimsical charm.

47. This Alabama Crimson Tide owl is certainly a hoot.

The owl is red with houndsooth wings. But fans will surely find it adorable.

48. This Notre Dame bauble wreath will surely make the game a festive occasion.

The baubles may be made from glass and metal. But it’s great for a Christmas decoration if the Fightin’ Irish make the BCS Bowl series.

49. Any FSU fan would envy anyone with a mosaic Seminole table.

Someone seems to have too much time on their hands to do this. But I do admire the craftsmanship.

50. Any Penn State football fan would adore these Nittany Lion nesting dolls.

Not sure who all these players are. But I do think these dolls are very well made. Lovely.

51. This LSU deco mesh wreath will make any game a party.

Sure it might not have any Mardi Gras beads. But it has tiger stripes on the letters so that’s something.

52. A true Ohio State fan would certainly hang this buckeye wreath on their front door.

This is decorated with buckeye nuts and moss. Very fitting with the Ohio State spirit and very creative.

53. State College birds will rejoice with this Penn State birdhouse.

This one has a license plate over it. Not sure if it enhances the appeal. But Nittany Lion fans will enjoy it.

54. This glass window is sure to make any Georgia Bulldogs fan rejoice.

Yes, it’s an old window that’s decorated with Georgia Bulldog stuff. A must for any diehard fan.

55. This little Ohio State lighthouse is sure to be a Buckeye delight.

This is a light that’s made from flower pots. Like the lamp on the top as well as the painting.

56. Nothing is more festive for a Notre Dame game than this Mardi Gras bead wreath.

An LSU one would’ve been more appropriate. But I really like this Notre Dame one for some reason. Perhaps blue and gold are a great combination.

57. This Iowa end table will go quite nicely at any Hawkeye home.

Has Iowa on all sides in wooden letters. And it’s certainly well painted. Someone must have too much time on their hands.

58. Nittany Lions fans are bound to fawn over this Penn State wreath.

It’s deco mesh with ribbons. But it also has a wooden Penn State panel in the center where it counts.

59. These crocheted Purdue booties would be great for any little Boilermaker.

They even have Purdue ribbons along with the gold and black. So cute.

60. No little Mountaineer could resist this plush WVU rabbit.

Hell, this rabbit is so adorable that even parents might want it. Anyone WVU fan would want to cuddle with it. So cute.

61. Kick back and relax in these Michigan State Spartan lawn chairs.

They even come in a set with a Spartan head rest. Great for outdoor home tailgate parties.

62. Light up your Mountaineer nights with this WVU bottle light.

Seems to glow brighter than a couch fire in Morgantown. Love the blue ribbon.

63. Any LSU Tiger fan could not resist these stained glass bottle lights.

Like how they have the purple paw prints with the LSU letters. Really brings out the light. Love these.

64. Red and black go quite well with this wreath from Texas Tech.

Texas Tech University may not have team as popular as the Longhorns. But you have to admit, the Red Raiders have a great color scheme that works.

65. This medal Auburn sign has the Tigers’ classic cry.

Not sure about the deal with “War Eagle!” is since their mascot is the Tiger. But I do love the ribbons and font on this.

66. Wildcat fans would surely love to have this Kentucky rag wreath on their door.

Haven’t had anything from the University of Kentucky on here yet. Still, this one has stripes as well as whimsical font to go with it.

67. This fleur de lis door hanging will go well at any LSU Tiger house in Baton Rouge.

This one even has tiger stripe ribbons and purple deco mesh. Love it.

68. This Penn State wreath has a down home rustic charm.

Sure it might not use a lot of decorations. But the ribbon on the navy blue makes it so lovely.

69. This Michigan State quilt will keep any Spartan warm.

Like how they had a patchwork S. It’s in green but has a certain charm to it if you ask me.

70. Any child who loves the UCLA Bruins would want to cover up with this doll.

Well, it’s not exactly a teddy bear. But it’s adorable in a Tim Burtonesque sort of way. Cute.

71. Keep warm during the Hawkeye game with this Iowa quilt.

Unlike some of the quilts I’ve seen, this one has a nice patchwork design. Like the Hawkeyes in the corners.

72. As well all know, Notre Dame is the pride of old Indiana.

Of course, Notre Dame is perhaps the most interesting thing to come out of Indiana. But the gold logo looks really cool in the blue background.

73. Ohio birds are sure to adore this Buckeye approved Ohio State birdhouse.

Yes, it may look like a small, wooden birdhouse. But the Ohio State logo surrounds the hole.

74. For a Texas A&M fan, this Aggie cross is a holy relic.

This is made of wood and has stripes on a panel. Yes, this is a Christian symbol but I’ll allow it since it’s a work of art.

75. This WVU light post will lead you to Mountaineer country.

This lamp post might have blue arrows leading to where you need to go. Is quite quaint on any lawn. Love it.

76. Black and red flowers go great on any Georgia Bulldog wreath.

For a team with a rather intimidating mascot, this is a very beautiful wreath. I’m sure any fan would enjoy this in their home.

77. Perhaps a Florida Gators fan can go with a more floral look.

The flowers may be fake in this but they’re certainly lovely. Doesn’t hurt if the gator is in the center.

78. Grace your front door with this Notre Dame wreath in full Fightin’ Irish glory.

Love how the gold logo stands out from the blue. Wouldn’t mind having this at my door. Not sure if I’d want a Notre Dame one though.

79. Mizzou Tiger fans can’t resist this wreath.

This is a gold wreath with a black Mizzou ribbon. Very well done, according to some fans.

This is a gold wreath with a black Mizzou ribbon. Very well done, according to what some fans may say.

80. No Seminole can’t resist this FSU flower pot football player.

Yes, this is an FSU flower pot person who’s made from flower pots. And yes, it’s certainly adorable.

NCAA College Athlete Exploiting Merchandise

Posted by historymaniacmegan on August 26, 2016

Here am I in my University of Florida Gator snuggie I received from an uncle of mine who lives in Panama City, Florida. Sure it’s not appropriate for summer weather. So I only wore it for the photo. Then again, considering that the University of Florida doesn’t have a lot of cold weather, this Gator snuggie is perfect for my opening post picture.

As I said before, college sports is a huge business in the United States despite that practically all college athletes don’t get paid in any tangible currency. Sure they’re supposed to receive an education from the school. But plenty barely have any time for that, particularly if they’re Division I. Nevertheless, since college sports are incredibly popular, it should surprise nobody that you’ll find a lot of college sports crap if you look hard enough. Yes, I know that colleges make money from ticket sales, tuition payments, contributions, and the like. But as long as there are people willing to buy overpriced crap, they might as well reap in the benefits. Besides, in college sports, it’s usually the brand that’s more important than the players since they’re only in the programs for up to 4 years before graduation anyway. Hell, some don’t even graduate if they become eligible for the pros (despite that this doesn’t happen very often. And when it does, there’s a strong chance they may not be nearly the star player they once were in their college days. Just ask Heisman winner Tim Tebow). Nevertheless, I can go along with showing you all the jerseys and other items they sell. But you’d probably be bored with it. So instead, I’ll show you items that might make you scratch your head since few would even consider buying something like that at all. Most of these items are from Division I schools naturally.

Take your little one to the big game with this purple and gold LSU stroller.

Not sure about you. But I don’t think any parent should take young children to a Division I college game. It’s not very kid friendly environment and they’d probably be whiny the whole time.

2. This Penn State bar counter is perfect for tailgating at Happy Valley.

That is, if you have a pickup to carry it in and are willing to spend a large amount of money on outdoor furniture. Other than that, it’s not worth it.

3. This Oregon hoodie allows you to carry a beer bottle in your pocket.

However, if you see someone with a hoodie like this on them as well as a beer bottle in them, they may have a problem. This is especially if they have beers in both hands, too.

4. Sing the blues when your team loses with this WVU acoustic guitar.

Because singing annoying country music is a much better way to deal with your emotions than setting a couch on fire. At least it won’t lead to calling the fire department.

5. No LSU fan’s home is complete without a Tiger toilet seat.

This is actually a vintage item and may not be available. But it’s made from solid wood and intricately carved.

6. Get your pet in the Buckeye spirit with this Ohio State feed bowl holder.

Because your dog will really be grateful that you did. Though Rover would’ve been just as happy if you bought a plain one for less money.

7. Have your baby show Wildcat pride on March Madness with this University of Kentucky blinky.

For the love of God, these overpriced pacifiers aren’t worth your money. Seriously, why do they even exist? Just get a regular one for your baby. It’s cheaper.

8. Stomp in support for your Nittany Lions with these Penn State cowboy boots.

I can understand if these are sold in the western colleges, especially if they have a western themed mascot. But Penn State? State College was never in cowboy country!

9. This chic University of Kentucky sequin purse is Wildcat approved.

Yes, I know that there are plenty of women who are fans of college sports. Some even played them. But this pink sequin UK purse is utterly ridiculous.

10. Ladies, show your Duck pride with this University of Oregon sequin bra.

Why the fuck does this even exist? Seriously, sequin bras are stupid enough. But ones with college logos on them? I don’t know if that’s worse.

11. Texas Longhorn fans will surely adore these University of Texas wedding garters.

Yes, I know football at all levels is very big in Texas. But I still don’t understand why these Longhorn garters have to exist. It’s crazy.

12. Light it up this summer with this geometric Notre Dame fire dome.

Yes, you got that right. Think of it as a geometric shape iron dome with Notre Dame stuff on it. Will certainly light up the sky.

13. Show your Buckeye pride with these Ohio State lawn frogs.

I know lawn ornaments can be pretty ridiculous. But college team lawn frogs? That’s just a whole another level.

14. Now you can know how cold it is in Columbus with this Ohio State gnome thermometer.

I don’t know about you. But I think thermometers shouldn’t hold bias to the seasons. And this gnome is obviously carrying a snow shovel.

15. Put your Wildcats on your toast with this University of Kentucky branding toaster.

Yeah, I know I showed you similar stuff in my NFL merch post. But these colleges tend to sell similar products. And a lot of them tend to be ridiculous as well.

16. Propose to your Buckeye girlfriend with this Ohio State engagement ring.

Then again, guys, on second thought, don’t. Seriously, just because you and your girlfriend are friends of Ohio State, doesn’t mean you should. Because it might backfire.

17. Keep your drink at your side when watching the Fightin’ Irish with this Notre Dame hip flask.

And yet, another example of Notre Dame playing to offensive Irish stereotypes. Because what is anyone going to keep in a hip flask? Water? Oh, hell no.

18. Grace your living room with this stained glass Mizzou Tiger lamp.

Because nothing makes your home look chic like a Tiffany style lamp of your college team. Then again, it probably looks better at a sports bar.

19. Keep your basement well furnished on game day with this set of Notre Dame Fightin’ Irish bar stools.

Another case of Notre Dame playing to derogatory Irish stereotypes. But at least it’s not as bad as with the hip flask. Great for any Irish pub.

20. Fans of the Alabama Crimson Tide will enjoy this commemorative golf set.

Sure there may be people who enjoy golf in Alabama. But just because someone enjoys college football, doesn’t mean they like golf, too. Just saying.

21. Show support for your Nittany Lions at Beaver Stadium with this digital jersey pin.

It’s a pin that has an on going message saying, “Go Nittany Lions!” Yet, it must be very expensive if you ask me.

22. Nothing makes a night worth remembering than a bonfire in a Texas Longhorn fire pit.

Because why go through all the trouble of making one in your own backyard when you can buy this? Yes, it might be more expensive but that’s beside the point.

23. Why carry your stadium seat and cooler separately, when this USC cooler knapsack lets you do both in one piece?

Now that’s very convenient. However, you’ll probably save more money buy a plain one instead. Just saying.

24. This Penn State pocket watch makes a great gift for any Nittany Lion fan.

Well, if he’s your grandpa who went to Penn State before Joe Pa coached there. But other than that, I’m not sure.

25. Show your Crimson Tide spirit in your truck with these Alabama University truck mats.

Well, if you have a pickup that has 2 rows of seats. Yet, not all pickup trucks actually do.

26. Wipe your mess clean at the game with these NCAA licensed paper towels.

Pictured are Alabama, LSU, and Texas A&M. Of course, regular paper towels do the job just fine, are probably cheaper, and you can get them anywhere.

27. Keep yourself warm and snug at the games with this LSU Tiger snuggie.

Because how else are going to keep warm in Baton Rouge on those 70 degree days? Also, it’s kind of ugly.

28. Now you can move around with ease in this Ohio State motor scooter.

Because bicycles are so overrated, right? Still, I’ve never seen anyone using a motor scooter and I think this one is expensive as hell.

29. You’re always ready for tailgating with this USC picnic set.

For nothing makes you more ready for college football than showing up at the tailgate party with a wicker picnic basket. Also, does this one include dishes and utensils for more than one person? Because it doesn’t seem like it.

30. Now you can make your home smell like a lucky shamrock with this Notre Dame scented candle.

Yes, Yankee Candle really does sell these. I didn’t make this up. They have ones for other teams, too. Yet, the Notre Dame one is among the few that make sense.

31. Get comfortable watching the Panthers with this University of Pittsburgh helmet armchair.

Seems a bit high, don’t you think? Also, not sure if I really want to sit in one of those, anyway.

32. Make your Iowa University tailgating complete with this Hawkeye portable grill.

Then again, it might’ve been cheaper to get a similar plain grill and place a Hawkeye sticker on it. But that’s just my opinion.

33. Mountaineer fans can enjoy endless fun with WVU Monopoly.

It’s like Monopoly except the winner hast to torch their couch on fire. Because that’s a crazy WVU tradition.

34. Always be ready for anything with this USC Trojan toolbox.

Well, anything that comes to home repair or home project. However, I don’t think it includes the kind of tools you’ll need to build a massive wooden horse though.

35. Nothing makes you more pumped for an Oregon Duck game like these tye die shirts.

I’m sure any resident campus hippie will certainly dig them. Hey, I didn’t say they couldn’t be sports fans, too.

36. Now you can support your Ducks in the comfort of your home with one of these Oregon armchairs.

Comes in Oregon Duck colors which might clash with some of the living room furniture. Then again, why does sport team furniture even exist?

37. It’s not a day of Penn State football without this Nittany Lion pigskin toaster.

Even brands the Penn State logo on your toast. Why you’d think it’s necessary is beyond me.

38. Keep yourself warm this winter with some blue hot chocolate from the University of Florida.

Because you’re bound to need some hot drink to keep you from freezing during a 70 degree winter in Gainesville. So why not take the chance than on a beverage that might make your lips and tongue look like you’re suffering from hypothermia?

39. Step out in style in these LSU jeweled high-heeled shoes.

I don’t know about you. But I’d rather attend a college game in more comfortable footwear. High heels are for more high end occasions like parties.

40. May your bathroom be a tribute to your team with this Mizzou Tigers toilet.

Now that’s one of the most tacky toilets I’ve ever seen. I mean tiger stripes? That’s insane.

41. Keep your home secure with your very own Alabama Crimson Tide handgun.

Oh, my God, please tell me that this doesn’t exist! Seriously, these things kill people that there’s a reason why Texas professors don’t want them in their classrooms. And I hope this weapon is never seen on a college campus ever. Also, hope they don’t have one for Virginia Tech.

42. Support your college team from beyond the grave in this LSU casket.

Yes, these team caskets do exist. Yes, I know it’s ridiculous and think a regular one is cheaper. But somehow there’s a demand.

43. Drink like a true Nittany lion fan with these Penn State light up reusable ice cubes.

Yes, you read that right. These are reusable ice cubes with Penn State logos. Don’t ask me how that works. They also light up.

44. Enjoy the great stadium popcorn taste at game day with your very own University of Kentucky popcorn maker.

Because why go through the trouble with the microwavable stuff when you can get this? Then again, there are plenty of ways to make popcorn without buying expensive stuff like this.

45. Now you can fish with Mountaineer pride if you have this WVU fishing lure.

Not sure if the fish would go for a WVU fishing lure. And in some West Virginia rivers, I’m not sure if you’ll find fish in there at all.

46. Keep your food nice and cool with your very own Ohio State refrigerator.

College team mini fridges are one thing. But a standard fridge? I don’t think anyone’s buying it. Besides, you can easily use different color tape to obtain the look anyway.

47. This Christmas, make sure your kids are well behaved with this University of Kentucky Elf on the Shelf.

And I thought that the regular Elf on the Shelf was creepy that I devoted blog posts making fun of it. Yeah, this is insane.

48. Get your drinks during tailgating with this LSU R2-D2 drink server.

To be fair, this R2-D2 was painted with LSU colors. Yet, it’s pretty ridiculous just the same, especially if it’s near younger college students.

49. Keep yourself warm at Happy Valley with these Penn State heavy duty Nike gloves.

Then again, they may not be for winter. Besides, I think you can get a cheaper pair practically anywhere.

50. Make bath time so much fun with this Nittany Lion duck from Penn State.

Okay, this is freaky. I mean it seems to be a cross between a rubber duck and and a mountain lion. Then again, the head reminds me more of a bear. Seriously, why?

51. Keep your wine at hand with this Iowa Hawkeyes high heeled wine holder.

I don't understand why such wine holders even exist. I mean even regular ones seem tackier, especially with encrusted gems.

I don’t understand why such wine holders even exist. I mean even regular ones seem tacky as hell, especially with encrusted gems.

52. Step out at any time of the year in this Syracuse adjustable dress.

Well, at least this one doesn’t have the Orange mascot on it. Yet, how is this 4 dresses in one? What its secret?

53. Keep your hair nice and neat with your very own Florida Gators straightener.

So there are hair products with sports logos? And in sport colors, too? Wouldn’t a regular straightener do just fine?

54. Come to the game in style with a pair of University of Tennessee sunglasses.

By the way, these are for women since they have sparkly rhinestones encrusted on them. I know it’s crazy, right?

55. Ladies, keep yourself in the team spirit with these NCAA nail polish sets.

Pictured here are Alabama, Michigan State, and Notre Dame. And did I tell you they come in football helmet bottles?

56. These NCAA candle warmers are just what everyone needs.

I have no idea what these actually do besides possibly warming a candle. But isn’t that what a flame is supposed to do?

57. Nothing looks better on a cake in West Virginia than this WVU burning couch candle.

Now the age old WVU victory celebration is now a candle. And there's plenty of wax to go around.

Now the age old WVU victory celebration of vandalism is now a candle. And there’s plenty of wax to go around.

58. Nothing looks better in a Florida State Seminole fan’s cabinet than this commemorative FSU decanter set.

Those who know about American history may remember that many Native Americans didn’t take well to alcoholic beverages. So kind of makes this gift kind of inappropriate for a Seminoles fan.

59. This Penn State collectible gas station shelf provides sufficient storage space.

I can understand a regular gas station shelf if you want to go for a retro look? But this? Seems more appropriate for a bar.

60. Light it up in your home with this stained glass LSU helmet lamp.

I was going to include one of the Philadelphia Eagles for the NFL merchandise last year. But I couldn’t. So here’s the LSU Tiger one.

61. I’m sure any woman Texas Longhorn fan would want a bouquet of roses like these.

Yes, they make these. But while some school colors may work on floral displays, Texas University’s isn’t one of them.

62. Get some outdoor rest in this LSU canopy hammock.

Think I might’ve featured one of these in my outdoor items post. Then again, I might not have.

63. This Iowa Hawkeye fridge comes with a tap for serving drinks.

Sure this will be all the rage at Iowa University parties. Even when the students are underage, too.

64. At Michigan State, Juke ‘Em is a football card game.

Not sure how this is played or whether it’s present on college campuses. But the graphics remind me of band aid packaging.

65. No Penn State bathroom should be complete without a Nittany Lion shower curtain.

Then again, in light of the Jerry Sandusky scandal, I'm not sure if these should be on the market. Of course, perhaps I should've kept my mouth shut on that. But I couldn't resist.

Then again, in light of the Jerry Sandusky scandal, I’m not sure if these should be on the market and I’ll just leave you at that. Of course, perhaps I should’ve kept my mouth shut on that. But I couldn’t resist. Now I feel terrible.

66. This Fightin’ Irish bar sign will certainly light up a room.

Seems like something you’d see at an Irish pub. Like if it was in Las Vegas.

67. Now you can watch your Mountaineers on your very own WVU couch.

Yes, watch the Mountaineers on this WVU sofa. And when it gets old and starts falling apart, you can give it a proper send off the next time they win.

68. Tailgating at Wisconsin University has never been so much fun than with this football helmet drink dispenser.

I was going to use an LSU one. But since I haven’t featured anything from the Wisconsin Badgers, I decided to go with this.

69. Your little ones feel snug and warm in these Florida Gator booties.

Because those 70 degree winters can really cause a freeze. Still, its unlikely they’ll ever be used on the Florida University campus.

70. Now your pooch can show support for the Tar Heels with this North Carolina cheerleading outfit.

It’s one thing to have a cheerleading outfit for a little girl. But one for a dog? I really don’t understand.

71. Your little one can’t go to a Michigan Wolverine tailgating party without this high chair.

I was wondering if they have fold up high chairs like that. Wish I could find one of these for my outdoor post.

72. Make your place more interesting with this FSU hat and face.

Is it just me, or do I find this utterly creepy. I mean it doesn’t have a head for God’s sake. Don’t know why they thought it was a good idea.

73. Any Wolverine football fan will sure adore this Michigan Mr. Potato Head.

Seems like there’s a Mr. Potato Head for everything these days. Even in college football apparently.

74. No female Wolverine fan should go without their very own Michigan football purse.

Yes, it’s a purse shaped like a football. No, I’m not sure if anyone would buy it but some people might like it.

75. Keep your dog safe in warm in these fleece Michigan Wolverine pajamas.

This dog seems to have this: “Kill me now” look in its face. Seriously, dog pajamas? Most dogs don’t even wear them. Besides they have something to keep them warm through the night anyway. It’s called fur.

76. Keep your kid safe in the car with this Notre Dame Fightin’ Irish car seat.

Comes with its own cup holder, too. Also, a plain car seat like this one is probably cheaper, anyway.

77. Get in the Christmas spirit with these Michigan State Spartan candy canes on your tree.

I’m sure these are for decoration since they seem to have a place for string on them. Yet, they also look rather disgusting despite being green.

78. Have your little one snuggle up with their very own Dream Lite Otto the Orange from Syracuse.

Of course, your kid will be puzzled on why an upstate New York college has an orange as their mascot. But there are some things that you can’t really explain.

79. Have hours of Nittany Lion fun with this Penn State arcade game machine.

Yes, this exists. I guess this has to do with football. Probably incredibly expensive and so not worth it.

80. Always know where the wind is blowing with your very own Ohio State weather vane.

Like you really would buy it and attach it to the roof of your house. Give me a break, you wouldn’t even if you’re a diehard Buckeyes fan.

College Sports Fans Dressed in School Spirit Attire

Posted by historymaniacmegan on August 25, 2016

Since I went to Saint Vincent College, I decided to dress in my alma mater’s attire. Here I am with a Saint Vincent College football hat as well as my March of the Bearcats jacket, polo, and basketball T-shirt. Yes, it’s a Division III school, but it’s in the spirit of the article. After all, this is about school spirit anyway.

In late August, it’s not unusual to see college kids moving into their dorms on campus with freshman doing so for the first time. However, it’s very likely that the college athletes have already moved back on campus and are preparing for another season, particularly football players. And if they’re on a Division I team, then they’re probably under a lot of pressure to do their best that some of them may not have the time to do any actual schoolwork. Let’s just say going to a Division I school on a full athletic scholarship isn’t nearly what it’s cracked up to be. And that’s nearly getting into how the NCAA profits from these kids tremendously despite that they don’t even pay them a dime. Anyway, in America, college sports are big business and sometimes it’s not unusual for people to feel more loyalty to their college teams than their pro teams. It may be because they went to the school themselves like my dad with Slippery Rock or me with Saint Vincent. Sometimes it might be because the college is within a closer geographic proximity which I think is the case with many WVU and Crimson Tide fans since West Virginia and Alabama don’t have any Big 4 pro sports teams within their state. Not to mention, there are more college teams than pro teams. Yet, these colleges do have their fans and some of them can be outright crazy. And that’s where I come in to show you some of the craziest college fans decked in their ridiculous game day finest so you can see for yourself. Because although I may not be a big sports fan, I do know that college sports are very popular that people would go to these ridiculous lengths to support their team. So for your college reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of wacky college sports fans to enjoy. Most of them will be from Division I schools, naturally.

Seems like Dumbledore or Gandalf the White made a presence at Happy Valley.

I think he was wearing this during a white out PSU game. But the wizard beard and body paint is just the same.

2. This South Florida woman is totally pumped to see her beloved Bulls.

And she has a horn hat as well as painted her whole body to prove it. Okay, she’s wearing a camisole, but still. This is over the top.

3. At the University of Michigan, all this guy needs is body paint, a helmet, and shoulder pads to support his Wolverines.

Yes, this guy is in full regalia as we know it. Still, he doesn’t have a nice message for Ohio State at any rate.

4. Introducing the Pitt Penguin.

Okay, he’s not a player for the NHL Pittsburgh Penguins. He’s just a fan of the Pitt Panthers in a penguin suit. Yes, I know it looks ridiculous.

5. These Happy Valley bunnies have come out on a winter’s day to support their Nittnay Lions.

Now this has to be PSU school spirit at its finest. Doesn't hurt that some of these guys are clad in pink bunny suits. Love it.

Now this has to be PSU school spirit at its finest. Doesn’t hurt that some of these guys are clad in pink bunny pajama suits. Love it.

6. The biggest WVU fans always go with their full body paint on.

WVU fans are a particular lot in the college landscape. The Mountaineer football team has a very passionate fanbase. It’s also said that a lot of fans have taken up the practice of couch burning.

7. This Montana fan has got his war paint on.

And he seems to have rather ornate shoulder pads to match. Like how he has the hand print on his face.

8. Here we have a Florida State Seminole fan in full war bonnet attire with a Northern Illinois husky admirer.

Just for the record, I don’t condone the Seminole wearing the war bonnet and fully understand that it’s highly offensive to Native Americans. However, since this is a college fan post, his ridiculous war bonnet attire is so over the top that I just couldn’t resist leaving it out.

9. A fan from the University of Kansas can’t be fully dressed without a feather headdress.

Kansas U’s mascot is the Jayhawk. And yes, this is fairly offensive to Native Americans but equally outrageous. Yet, I think it’s golden.

10. This Pitt girl bares her midriff even when it’s snowing outside.

Yeah, I know bare midriffs aren’t a great idea in snowy weather. But I do like her Panther hat and makeup though.

11. To this guy from the University of New Hampshire, the Wildcats are always #1 in hockey.

Doesn’t hurt that he’s wearing a puck hat to boot. Also he painted his face white and light blue.

12. At Louisiana State, a mother always tries to foster her love for the Tigers to her daughter.

However, I’m not sure going to an LSU game topless in body paint is a good idea. Because body paint is no substitute for a shirt in my opinion.

13. At the University of South Carolina, this man dons his chicken hat with pride.

South Carolina’s mascot is the game cock which is a chicken once used in the now illegal practice of cockfighting. Yes, you read that right. Don’t ask me, that’s how they call it.

14. This Arkansas fan is a true hog’s head in the making.

The University of Arkansas’s mascot is a razorback which is an aggressive wild pig. And the rap pigs get, razorbacks can be downright nasty.

15. This Temple fan dons a red sombrero to support the Owls.

Contrary to the sombrero, Temple is a college in Philadelphia. Also, owls are cool, by the way.

16. These University of Cincinnati fans are decked with all the bells and whistles.

Well, they have red and black shoulder pads along with crazy hats. But they’ll do for this fan post. Also, Cinci’s mascot is a bearcat which isn’t a fierce creature by any stretch.

17. This Central Florida fan shows his pride for the Knights by painting himself in gold.

Like the navy blue touches, blue wig, and pom poms. This guy has great talent. Must be a repressed art major.

18. Have you ever met a Florida Gator head?

Now this is the kind of Florida Gator we all should be rooting for. And I favor this one over the obnoxious Tim Tebow any day of the week. Love it.

19. At Mississippi State University, someone seems to take “Respect the Bell” to a whole new level.

He also tends to take “more cowbell” to a whole new level as well. Since he’s dressed like one. Wonder how he sits and goes to the bathroom.

20. This Louisville fan wears his Cardinal pride on his face.

That is a great make up job if I ever saw one. Almost looks like a cardinal face. Awesome.

21. Check out this man’s Iowa suit.

Well, it’s a hawk suit and striped coveralls. And it’s tacky as can be. But at least he’s in the Iowa spirit of things.

22. On game day, LSU Tiger fans go all out.

LSU fans tend to be a little crazier college sports fans than some of the other schools for some reason. But I like the purple kilt in this.

23. These Kansas State fans want to scare the death out of their enemies on the stands.

Yes, they may be wearing purple skull heads. But they’re probably as harmless as can be. They’re just supporting their Wildcats at the game.

24. He may only wear a barrel but at the University of Wyoming, he’s having a barrel of fun.

Yes, there’s a University of Wyoming and their team is the Cowboys. Yet, their color scheme is different from the NFL Dallas team. So there’s nothing to worry about.

25. At the VCU basketball game, these Ram fans go with clown wigs and beads.

The “Save Shaka Smart” on their foam hands refers to the team’s head coach at the time who led the Rams to a winning season as well as the NCAA Men’s Final Four. However, he didn’t stay for long and is now coaching for the University of Texas.

26. Hope you’re not scared by this Virginia Tech clown.

Then again, since he can induce nightmares, I think he might make a better VT mascot than the one they have now. Still pretty scary, though.

27. At Virginia Commonwealth University, these guys are pumped for the Rowdy Rams.

I hope my sister likes these guys since they’re from her school in Richmond. One of them is even dressed like Hulk Hogan and another guy is wearing a kilt.

28. Iowa Hawk couples who see games together stay together.

And yes, they dress up in ridiculous costumes together. Like the woman’s beak and braids which I think are perfect.

29. Who knew they crowdsurfed in the Navy?

Well, the military branch academies do compete in the NCAA Div. I athletics. But I’m not sure if they count as colleges. Nevertheless, love the blue hair.

30. Oklahoma Sooner fans dress in full clown attire for their team.

Yes, I know they look like a couple of clowns in pajamas. But I’ve seen fans in more ridiculous outfits than that. You’ll probably find this amusing though.

31. At Tennessee, even the cafeteria chefs come out to support their Volunteers.

Doesn’t hurt that he has a Tennessee apron and chef’s hat to match. But among all the orange, he certainly stands out.

32. Once a Texas Longhorn man, always a Texas Longhorn man.

He even has a Longhorn hat with players’ signatures on it. Must be a real fan to go that far.

33. This Notre Dame fan goes all out to show pride for his Fightin’ Irish.

Not sure what to think about having Winnie the Pooh in his crotch area. But he wears a nice Irish flag suit.

34. At WVU, this woman is willing to go full Mountaineer on game day.

After all, she’s dressed in buckskin attire, complete with coonskin cap and fringes. She even carries a stick for good measure.

35. These Florida Vikings seem a little disappointed.

But at least they dressed in crocheted Viking hats with beards. Looks ridiculous but should keep them warm.

36. From Texas A&M, I give you the Aggie hat.

Like how she used small plush cows for it along with signs. So clever.

37. This Volunteer fan paints himself with orange and white on game day.

Yes, he’s from Tennessee. And yes he wanted his paint job to match his hair. Because he’s cheering for the Volunteers.

38. At Kansas State, this man will do anything to see his Wildcats win.

Even if it means, resorting to crazy hair styles and coming to games with a cow skull. Yes, he’s willing to try anything.

39. At South Florida, you’re bound to find some creative fans during the tailgate parties.

Of course, these guys consist of two men in sparkly body paint an a guy in a grass skirt and pom pom bra. Yes, you have fans like that.

40. This guy goes for the Miami Canes all the way.

And he’s decked in Miami Hurricane colors like a true South Floridian. Even has glasses to match.

41. Didn’t know Dorothy, Thing 1, and Thing 2 were huge Boise State fans.

Odd, since I’d imagine Dorothy to support a college team in Kansas since she’s from there. As for Thing 1 and Thing 2, I think they’re both guys. But to each his own.

42. These Oregon Ducks fans will rock and roll all night on game day.

They even have the Kiss faces with green and yellow makeup. And they’re wearing matching wigs, too.

43. These Texas Longhorn women wear their team spirit on their hair.

Yes, that’s Texas Longhorn hair. And yes, you’d more or less expect in in Dr. Seuss. But at least it’s in the spirit of things.

44. This Kansas Jayhawks fan is a bit blue.

Okay, so his team lost. Big deal. But I do like how he’s wearing a Jayhawk outfit though.

45. As Darth Vader said at Texas, “May the horns be with you.”

Okay, he may not have said “May the Force be with you” in Star Wars. But it’s in the spirit.

46. At Ohio State, Big Nut is a self-professed member of the 6th Man Club.

Of course, Ohio State is better known for football than basketball. But it’s a great picture that I couldn’t resist.

47. Stripes and spots really stand out for this University of Georgia fan.

Yes, I know it looks tacky. But what does he care? He’s there to support his Bulldogs.

48. This Crimson Tide fan is always an Alabama boy at heart.

Yes, that’s a guy in football gear and coveralls. Don’t ask me how he got that idea. But he makes it work.

49. A big foam cowboy hat will surely stand out at Oregon.

Sure it makes you look like an idiot. But at least his hat matches with his jacket. I’ll give him that.

50. At the University of Miami, these two guys show their spirit other fans can’t even fathom.

Yes, one has a horned ibis helmet while the other has a Bane mask. But they have their flags and banners on full display.

51. This Boston College fan wears his hat to show his Eagle pride.

Now that hat is just so unreal. Just looks like a small carousel. Someone must have too much time on his hands.

52. For the Florida State Seminoles, this woman dresses in full buckskin attire.

Yes, she loves the Florida State Seminoles so much that she’s willing to practice cultural appropriation to show her team spirit. Yes, Native Americans, I give you permission to facepalm at this time. Yes, it’s very offensive and something you shouldn’t do at a football game.

53. These Boise fans come dressed in their finest feathered hats.

Of course, one is dressed as a pimp which is kind of insulting to blacks. But that’s beside the point. Like the other guy’s shoulder pads though.

54. These Ohio State Buckeye fans know how to show pride in the stands.

Love how all are in their Buckeye regalia for the game. One of them even has a buckeye necklace. Love it.

55. These cuddly Baylor Bears have come to watch a basketball game.

Helps that Baylor’s mascot is a bear. Still, the faces are cuddly but it’s hard to find a guy in an animal costume adorable. But this isn’t bad.

56. Hey, it’s the guys from Duck Dynasty at Saint Louis.

Okay, these are people dressed up like characters from Duck Dynasty. Like the one in the balloon hat the best.

57. Seems like a VCU basketball game is one fit for a Pharaoh.

And he’s in the King Tut headdress to match his stripped sleeves to boot. Wonder what my sister will think about this.

58. Missouri University always tries to project a friendly face.

These are members of the Missouri band dressed up as Sesame Street characters in the stands. Yes, they seem to be having a good time.

59. This Alabama fan knows that his Crimson Tide are the champs.

And champions the Crimson Tide certainly are. Mostly because the BCS system is rigged in their favor.

60. At Gonzaga, this guy goes all the way for his Bulldogs.

And yes, he’s in a clown and cape attire for good measure. Kind of wish there was a March Madness fan tournament where the more outrageous costume wins the round.

61. At Oregon State, these nuns will pray for God’s wrath on anyone who doesn’t support their team.

Yes, they’re guys dressed as nuns. But as a Catholic, I don’t find their outfits offensive. In fact, I think they’re quite clever to tell you the truth.

62. You can’t go to an Oregon Ducks game without a Oregon clam bra.

Yeah, I know what that girl is thinking about sitting next to a guy dressed like that. But I think the Oregon shell bra is quite clever and hilarious.

63. Hey, is there a smurf in the crowd?

This is a scene from Duke where the fans paint themselves with blue body paint. I know it’s ridiculous but it’s a tradition. Don’t ask me.

64. This University Washington fan is trying to take a picture from a king’s eye view.

Guess someone wants a good view of the Huskies. Even in a crown and gold mask which seems more suitable for Mardi Gras than anything.

65. Hope these LSU fans are able to cash in but it seems unlikely.

Yes, these are guys dressed as pimps. I don’t know why they do that. But they look ridiculous enough that they go on this post.

66. This Alabama fan is willing to roll in the Tide.

Like how the guy is wearing a Tide box hat with 2 rolls of toilet paper. Seems quite simple compared to the other fans on this post.

67. Yes, there’s no doubt that Oregon fans are bananas.

These two even dress in Oregon banana suits for the Ducks. Yes, I know it defies some degree of logic.

68. Today, I introduce you to none other than Florida Gator Man.

He even comes with a long gator tail to show his prowess. And to slap around fans from the other team. He never fails.

69. Oregon Ducks should know better than mess with Oregon Vader.

Because he really doesn’t take it kindly when the Ducks lose. Players might want to stay on his good side.

70. Didn’t know the Joker was a Georgia Bulldogs fan.

However, I wouldn’t want to sit near the Joker in the stands. Has a reputation for being pretty insane.

71. So this is what it’s like to be a Volunteer in a pool of Gators.

So Florida was the home team in this game against Tennessee? Makes sense but the Gator fans don’t seem too happy.

72. At Pitt, some fans live the blue and gold.

And yes, he seems to be wanting to lead the crowd into the Pitt Panthers spirit. Even if he looks totally ridiculous for the occasion.

73. At LSU, this man goes for the full Tiger suit.

Yes, the outfit looks totally hideous and not something you’d want to wear on the street. But this guy is supporting his team. Don’t judge him.

74. As an LSU fan, this woman takes being a Tiger quite literally.

Yes, she’s dressed and painted to look like an LSU Tiger. Yes, it’s insane. But at least she’s wearing a bra.

75. At North Carolina University, these fans decided to go Tar Heel blue.

Yes, North Carolina’s mascot is a Tar Heel which looks like a ram. However, it does look quite intimidating and isn’t lame.

76. This Notre Dame fan is proud that he’s Fightin’ Irish.

However, he might want to tone down the sleazy leprechaun look. Because it may offensive to some of my Irish viewers.

77. When it comes to supporting the Oregon Ducks, this guy shows his pride dressed in a hula skirt and flower bra.

Yes, I know he’s dressed like that when it’s probably not ideal to do so. But he certainly stands out in the crowd.

78. FSU man comes to Florida State to inspire Seminole pride.

Finally, a Florida State man on this post who’s not dressed to offend Native Americans. He’s a superhero instead.

79. Never fear, Seminole Man is here.

Yes, that’s another Florida State superhero fan in body paint. But his initials on his chest are SN for Seminole.

80. At Boise State, you can’t leave out the blue haired Elvis impersonators.

Guess they get quite an audience. Like their orange scarves and glasses along with their white suits.

81. Now these guys just roll with the Alabama Crimson Tide.

So they have toilet paper rolls on their helmets and are wearing large red Tide boxes. Love it.

82. At Pitt, you’re bound to find a few strange hats out there.

This guy seems to have a Pitt Panther on an aircraft carrier. Hate to sit behind him or stand.

83. At Georgia Tech, Yellow Jackets fans may seem more inclined to yellow.

Apparently, that seems to be the case. Not sure if seeing them in real life hurts the eyes.

84. These Georgia Bulldogs fans seem to come quite spiked at the shoulders.

Well, they have spikes in their shoulder pads. But I’d really not want to sit next to any of them even on a good day.

85. These people always know how to support their Trojans at USC.

Funny, I hadn’t had California college fans on here yet. But while one is in a swimsuit, the other is in hoplite armor.

86. At USC, the girls are said to deck themselves in red and gold on game day.

At least the red body paint isn’t as harmful on the skin as a tanning booth. But the one in gold seems like she might have jaundice.

87. A college football fan always tries to foster their love of the game to the next generation.

But whether I approve of this Tennessee Volunteers fan and his sons wearing gangster outfits is another matter. Still, they seem rather well dressed despite the dad resembling a creamcicle.

88. This man knows how to show off his WVU Mountaineer pride without burning a couch.

Well, he’s dressed like a Mountaineer with a raccoon tail and coveralls. He also has light up glasses, too.

89. At Happy Valley, when in doubt, go with blue hair.

Seems like what this girl has done in the stands at a Penn State game. She’s even wearing beads.

90. This Rowdy Rams fan knows how to make an entrance.

He’s even wearing golden ram horns at a VCU basket ball game. Very fitting at that school.

91. Among America’s finest in blue, this bear is true fan among them.

Luckily for them, it’s a guy in a bear costume. But I love how he seems to be cheering on in the stands.

92. At Missou, this Tiger fan goes for the ultimate body paint tribute.

Is it a bit too much? Yes. Will he look ridiculous? Yes. Does he have artistic talent? Yes.

93. At the University of Arizona, this Wildcat fan is a real hotdog.

Not sure why anyone would dress as a hotdog to support their college team. But this person seems to have a great costume nonetheless.

94. This USC fan seems to be a real pinhead.

Because he has a hat with a lot of USC pins on it. And you can barely see the hat other than the plume on top.

95. For some reason University of Nebraska fans tend to wear corn hats and hold up one of their shoes.

Nebraska’s team is the Huskers. And yes, some of them wear corn heads which I think is ridiculous. But the shoe thing speaks for itself.

96. This Stanford fan will not be mocked for supporting his team.

Even if he’s wearing big red glasses and a blue clown wig. And did I say he’s a drummer?

97. These Uncle Sam Navy fans will knock your socks off.

Yes, they’re in Uncle Sam suits with boxing gloves. But They seem to have a really good time nonetheless.

98. At Syracuse, it doesn’t hurt to dress like an orange in the stands.

Sure it might make you look like an idiot. But hey, it’s not that fans come to the games to look good, especially when they wear outrageous outfits.

99. At the University of Utah, the Pumpkin head man comes out to support the Utes.

Probably something this guy does for Halloween. Wouldn’t want to sit behind him in the stands though.

100. At Colorado University, this guy will do what it takes to show his Buffalo pride.

I think this guy might be dressed as a character from the Halo video game. But I’m not sure. But I like the horns though.

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