The Hunger Games: The Musical – “Be Our Guest”

Posted by historymaniacmegan on November 17, 2015

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As you might be aware, The Hunger Games isn’t about a lot of nice stuff since it pertains to a dystopian society in which their biggest annual televised event pertains to children fighting to the death. Normally such gloomy material usually doesn’t translate well into a light weight musical. But it doesn’t seem to stop some fans on Youtube from trying. Not to mention, there are plenty of musicals that don’t deal with nice stuff like Phantom of the Opera, Les Miserables, Jesus Christ Superstar, and others. And before we had musicals, we had opera with lyrics containing about as much sex and violence as gangster rap. Nevertheless, I thought it would be a good idea to have fun with the Hunger Games through the art of musical parody. After all, fans tend to do such stuff all the time as I’ve seen online whether it be Star Wars, Harry Potter, Dr. Who, Hobbit and Lord of the Rings, Breaking Bad, and other franchises. Not to mention, parody tends to be a sincerest form of flattery.

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Note: These songs are parodies. And no, I don’t have permission. But screw them since I think it’s funny. But feel free to make videos of these if you wish, but for God’s sake just give me credit. Some of the lyrics might not be original since I usually copy and paste them before I add my own additions. And I sometimes leave them in if I think it might go well with the song. Nevertheless, the songs chronology won’t be conforming to the sequence of events in the books.

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Now this number is set in the first book when Katniss and Peeta first arrive to the Capitol as tributes for the 74th Hunger Games. I thought an appropriate song for this part would be a Hunger Games spoof of “Be Our Guest.” Of course, it’s a pretty upbeat song. But still, you have to understand that Belle is being held hostage in a castle with a ferocious Beast everyone wants her to date as well as his singing inanimate object staff. All because the staff don’t want to stay inanimate objects forever and the Beast needs a girlfriend for that to happen (and they’re running our of time). And since the Beast can’t venture out of the castle without being chased by a mob of torches and pitchforks, kidnapping a village girl (or her dad) might be the only option available. Still, it’s not nearly as bad as being a teenager whisked away from home to the Capitol and being forced to fight to the death on national television. But Effie Trinket and many in the Capitol seem to have rather sunny dispositions about it since Capitol residents see the Hunger Games as a form entertainment like a reality show with a very sick premise.

“Be Our Guest” (Hunger Games Edition)

[Effie Trinket:]

Mr. Mellark and Ms. Everdeen

It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure

That we welcome you tonight.

And now, we invite you to relax,

Let us pull up a chair

As the Capitol proudly presents –

Your quarters!

Be… our… guest!

Be our guest!

Please don’t be so depressed

It’s an honor to be a tribute

For our teenage slaughter fest

Try the pig

It’s divine

Why, you’re only here to fight

Make the most of

Two weeks training.

So you won’t be

Felled by maiming.

Here’s your stylists

They’ll be fast

After all, Katniss, you need waxed!

And Cinna’s outfits are never second best!

Come in and welcome tributes

Settle in and then you’ll

Be our guest

Be our guest!

[Effie Trinket and Capitol Chorus:]

Here’s your rooms,

Enjoy your stay,

Before you’ll soon be forced to slay

[Effie Trinket:]

Be prepared and dressed with flair

For the televised parade!

You’re alone

And you’re scared

But the arena’s all prepared

No one’s gloomy or complaining

While the murder’s entertaining

Wow the crowds,

Show your skills!

Meet your peers and future kills

[Capitol Chorus:]

And it’s all in perfect taste

That you can bet

Come on and lift your glass

Before you’ll have to kiss your ass

To be our guest

[Effie Trinket:]

Don’t be stressed

For the teen carnival of death!

[Effie Trinket and Capitol Chorus:]

Be our guest!

[Haymitch Abernathy:]

Life is so unnerving

For a victor’s who’s mentoring

Two more tributes without a chance to take upon

Since sixteen, I’ve taught Twelve’s tributes

And now all those kids I’ve trained are gone

Twenty-three years I’ve been drinking

Forced to teach tributes who’ve been stinking

Before they’re in the arena and promptly killed!

Most days I just lay about in liquor

Flabby, fat and lazy

You walked in, and I’ve gone crazy!

[Cinna:]

It’s a guest!

Sakes alive, well I’ll be blessed!

Clothes designed and thank the Lord

I’ve had the fabrics freshly pressed

District 12

Coal country

And my dear that’s fine with me

While the tributes do their training

I’ll be stitching, I’ll be sewing

Make them black

Make them hot

Heaven’s sakes! Is that a spot?

Clean it up!

We want the Capitol impressed

[Prep Team:]

We’ve got a lot to do!

[Cinna:]

Is it Size 8 or 2?

For you, our guests!

[Prep Team:]

They’re our guests!

[Effie Trinket:]

That is mahogany!

[Prep Team:]

They’re our guests!

[Capitol Chorus:]

Be our guest

Our command is Snow’s request

You’ve been reaped to entertain us

At our televised blood fest.

Give us drama

Give us gore

And happy Hunger Games by the score

Give us violence that we’ll savor

And may the odds

Be ever in your favor!

[Effie Trinket and Capitol Chorus:]

Corpse by corpse!

One by one!

Till there’s twenty-three fallen done

Then we’ll crown the sole survivor our next champ

Soon it’s to the arena

And we’ll hope to see ya

Be our guest!

Please, be our guest!

Feel the Power of the Force in These Star Wars Treats

Posted by historymaniacmegan on November 10, 2015

Unlike the Hunger Games, Star Wars doesn’t really focus a lot on food since it’s not as important as other pressing matters like destroying Death Stars, the Force, or what not. Of course, Luke Skywalker grew up as a farm boy on a water farm. Granted it was a desert planet called Tatooine and water is still essential for growing food, but still. However, Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan Kenobi meet Han Solo and Chewbacca at Mos Eisley’s Cantina which is sort of the Star Wars equivalent of a dive. Actually it’s more like those nightclubs you see in film noir movies where there’s music, everyone talks to each other, there are incidences of violence, and it’s filled with dritbags and crooks. Kind of like Rick’s Cafe Americain in Casablanca if you want to think of it but that place also had dancing, gambling, refugees, and Nazis. But still, the Panem Capitol would basically make the Mos Eisley Cantina look like a wholesome family restaurant. Yes, sentient beings get killed there but when it comes to a place where they force teenagers to kill each other on live television for entertainment, there’s no comparison. But at the Cantina, the four make a deal over providing transportation for Luke, Obi Wan, R2-D2, and C-3PO to Alderaan (which they’ll never get to). It’s also where Han Solo shoots Greedo and meets Jabba the Hutt (well, in the Special Edition VHS, anyway). Nevertheless, we know that Star Wars has a legion of fans all over the world and it’s not unusual for them to hold Star Wars themed parties for their kids. Sometimes they even old Star Wars weddings for themselves. Either way, it’s not unusual for them to have Star Wars fare, especially cakes. In this post, I’ll cover all the kinds of Star Wars treats and goodies fans have created. Some of them might be ingenious culinary creations. Some might be cute and adorable. And some might make your head scratch. So for your reading pleasure, this Nerdvember, here are some Star Wars delights inspired by the events in a galaxy far, far away.

Nothing makes a Star Wars fan go gaga than a cake of a little Chewie spilling milk.

Now I think this was for a small child’s birthday party. Still, it’s so adorable isn’t it?

2. Eat like a Jedi master with a Yoda ice cream dessert.

Now I think this might be an ice cream sundae with Yoda’s head on a green ice cream scoop. Still, it’s quite clever.

3. If you liked The Empire Strikes Back, then you’ll love this Wampa cake.

I’m sure this is the kind of cake suitable for anyone freezing on Hoth. However, its major downside is that it’s covered in coconut.

4. Be the ultimate galactic host with these Star Wars cake pops.

Even comes with a Rice Krispie Death Star. Still, this display includes descriptions on which character each cake pop is supposed to be.

5. Grace your table this Christmas with this gingerbread AT-AT.

I know this isn’t meant for eating. But you have to like how this Imperial walking tank is wreaking havoc among the candy canes. It’s pretty funny.

6. To make TIE fighters, all you need are graham crackers, marshmallows, and peanut butter.

Now whoever thought of this is a genius. Didn’t know that Imperial fighters were so easy to make in the kitchen.

7. It’s not a Star Wars party until you have some Wookie cookies.

Now there are plenty of wookie cookies in all shapes and sizes. But I like this one because it doesn’t use icing for fur.

8. Nothing says true love than seeing two Stormtroopers on top of a Death Star.

Because nothing celebrates true love than sitting together on top of a space station that blew up a planet. Then again, these are Imperial Stormtroopers, but still.

9. For healthier options, you can always make lightsabers from grapes.

All these require are just grapes on a skewer with some foil on the bottom. But they only come in two colors.

10. Nothing makes your Star Wars party a hit than an Imperial Stormtrooper cheese ball.

Now that doesn’t look quite like a Stormtrooper. But I’ll give this person an A for effort since it’s pretty creative.

11. If you don’t like Imperial smores, then you can always go with cheese.

Now these cheddar Imperial fighters might make great appetizers. And they’re fairly easy to make, too.

12. Nothing makes you the ultimate Star Wars party host than cookies like these.

Now these cookies look professionally made. Yet, the consist of Yoda, an X-Wing, Padme Amidala, Darth Maul, Boba Fett, lightsaber duel at Cloud City, and Princess Leia.

13. If you love candy, then these Star Wars chocolates will do nicely.

Now these consist of Darth Vader, the Millennium Falcon, a Stormtrooper, and Han Solo in carbonite. You might have to buy the molds, but these look awesome.

14. Relive the events of the original trilogy with a cake of Han, Luke, Leia, and Chewie trying to get out of the Death Star’s garbage disposal.

Now I have to admit, this is a very creative cake. Love the use of chocolate graham crackers. Also like how Leia and Han are trying to stop the walls narrowing by using a pretzel stick.

15. Wake up this morning for a Kessel run with a Chewbacca donut.

I’m sure any cop Star Wars fan would appreciate something like this. Well, stereotypically speaking, that is.

16. Nothing shows the power of the Dark Side than a cake of Darth Vader rising from the flames.

I have to admit, this is a very awesome cake. However, it also reminds me of why Darth Vader is on life support in the first place. Cue to Episode III.

17. If you love C-3PO and R2-D2, then this bento lunch is for you.

Now this has C-3PO in peppers while R2-D2 is a hardboiled egg. Still, it’s really a work in food art if I say so myself.

18. Nothing makes an Imperial Galactic Empire party better than these Stormtrooper cupcakes.

Now these cupcakes look very easy to decorate. Just put white icing and a marshmallow decorated like a Stormtrooper helmet.

19. If you loved Star Wars, then your party will certainly rock with this Han Solo in carbonite cake.

C’mon, with all the Han Solo in carbonite products out there, you knew this was coming. This is especially since there’s a Han Solo in carbonite chocolate mold.

20. If you have young children, an Ewok village makes a great birthday cake.

However, I think this person made an Ewok village cake for themselves due to being a repressed art major. It even includes a Death Star. But you have to like this, though.

21. Make your Star Wars party worthwhile with these Han Solo in carbonite cookies.

Of course, this might require using a chocolate Han Solo in carbonite. But I’m sure you can get the molds off Amazon.

22. Celebrate the holiday season in the galaxy with this Millennium Falcon cake.

Love how Han and Chewie decorated the ship for Christmas. Also like seeing Han on that candy sleigh. Brilliant.

23. Nothing says Christmas like Rudolph the Red-Nosed AT-AT.

Yes, I know that AT-AT is decorated like a reindeer. Yes, I know it’s ridiculous. But still, it’s funny.

24. Grace your galactic salad bowl with this watermelon Death Star.

Not sure if it’s partial or a complete. Either way, it’s pretty ingenious.

25. For all bounty hunters in the galaxy, feast yourselves on this Boba Fett pizza.

Now this seems to have peppers, pesto, tomato sauce and cheese. If you order it, it’s said that the delivery boy gives it to you from a jetpack. Okay, I was just kidding on that one.

26. If you like Wampa cake, then you might want to try these cupcakes from Hoth.

Of course, they also use coconut which I hate. But they also come in 2 different sizes.

27. For appetizers, these Imperial fighter hot dog rolls will do quite nicely.

Now these are pretty clever. But as far as health content goes, it probably falls on the Dark Side.

28. You can’t have a Star Wars party in this part of the galaxy without these cupcakes.

Now I don’t think this selection includes Han Solo, even when he’s frozen in carbonite. But it does include Greedo whom he shout first.

29. Nothing makes a Star Wars party better than a sarlacc bundt cake.

You know the pit monster that devoured Boba Fett and nearly ate Lando in Return of the Jedi? Well, there’s a cake for that.

30. Put your appetizer platter on the Dark Side with this Death Star cheese ball.

Now that’s a pretty good Death Star. And I see they included X-Wings and Imperial fighters, too.

31. For your Wookie lunch, this Chewie bento is just what the doctor ordered.

Didn’t know they could make noodles to look like Chewie over rice. Still, it’s quite creative if you think about it.

32. Feast on your wookie appetite with this Chewbacca burger.

Sure it might not have a lot of toppings. But this double decker is way healthier than whatever you get at McDonald’s.

33. For your Jedi salad, carrot lightsabers make a nice addition.

Yeah, stick some carrot slices into cucumbers. That might work. Nothing like a lightsaber salad fight if there was one.

34. If you’re not in the mood for Wookie cookies, may I suggest Wookie gobs?

As you can see, these are gobs. They’re sandwiches that are a mix between a cupcake and a cookie. But are neither.

35. Feed your path to the Dark Side with this Darth Vader pizza.

Most of Darth Vader’s face is covered with mushrooms and black olives. Thus, mushrooms and olives are evil.

36. Harness the power of the Empire with these Death Star cupcakes.

It’s a wonder that Death Stars require a lot of resources they the Empire could only build two of them. Imagine if there were as many Death Stars as these cupcakes.

37. For your Wookiee berry snack, help yourself to this basket.

Now this has some banana Imperial fighters as well as Chewie in peanut butter and Nuttella. And it's quite realistic, too.

Now this has some banana Imperial fighters as well as Chewie in peanut butter and Nuttella over blackberries. And it’s quite realistic, too.

38. For your Star Wars party, it is the Yoda pizza you seek.

Toppings of green bell peppers, broccoli, mushrooms, and olives it has. So healthy for a Jedi master, it is.

39. Start your galactic day with this pancake AT-AT.

Wonder how they got the pancakes to stick up like that. Does maple syrup work like glue?

40. For your Jedi veggie tray, celery and mini carrot lightsabers should be sufficient.

All you need is to cover one tip of celery and carrots with aluminum foil and you’re all set. Talk about having sword fights on a veggie tray.

41. Sure you’ve heard of Darth Maul from Episode I. But how about some hummus in his likeness?

Actually that kind of looks like Darth Maul’s face in tomato soup. But since this is clearly being used as a dip, I’ll let it slide.

42. Who knew that pretzel sticks make great lightsabers?

Now these Jedi lightsabers are covered in icing and are in two colors. But they sure look cool.

43. For your breakfast on Endor, wake up to some Ewok cereal.

Or more like a cereal bowl made to look like an Ewok. Then again, I think it just looks like a demented squirrel on LSD.

44. Speaking of Ewoks, perhaps munch on these cookies.

Now these are simply adorable even armed with spears. Of course, these are store bought cookies covered in icing.

45. For your lunch on Tatooine, you can’t go wrong with these Jawa burgers.

Yes, these burgers are supposed to resemble the droid robbing aliens of Tatooine. Still, I have to admit they’re pretty adorable and didn’t deserve to be killed by Stormtroopers.

46. Take your Imperial meal to the Dark Side with this bento lunch.

Now this includes a Darth Vader and Stormtrooper sandwich. Of course, I wouldn’t recommend it to people who have to aim for targets. They won’t hit anything.

47. May the Force be with you in this Star Wars lunch.

Now this includes a Princess Leia sandwich with a Death Star orange. Still, I like how they used Oreos for Leia’s hair.

48. If you love candy or Endor, then you’ll certainly love these chocolate Ewoks.

Yes, they look like teddy bear chocolates with hoods on them. But you have to admit they’re so adorable.

49. If you prefer to fight for the Rebel Alliance, then chow down on these Princess Leia cupcakes.

And they even have Oreo cookies on the sides for Leia’s distinctive sticky bun hairstyle. Luckily, she wears it for one movie.

50. If you loved R2-D2, then you’ll certainly love a droid cake like this.

Now this is an adorable cake. But it was probably done by either a professional or someone with too much time on their hands.

51. For all you R2-D2 cheese lovers out there, I’m sure this will strike your fancy.

Never before has R2-D2 ever looked so cheesy. And I mean that in a literal context.

52. For an easy recipe, you might want to go with Han Solo in carbonite jello.

Okay, this looks less like Han Solo frozen in carbonite, than of Han Solo being found dead in the pool. Then again, they don’t make gray jello so blue will have to do.

53. Feel the power of the Force in these Star Wars cookies.

Now these were probably professionally made. But they do contain an assortment of familiar characters that we all know and love.

54. Nothing makes a Star Wars party worthwhile than a Death Star cake.

Of course, if you wish upon a star, it better not be the Death Star since it’s a space station. And it’s known to blow up a planet.

55. Those who love the desert planet Tatooine will certainly crave whatever’s in this Jawa bento.

As you can see, the two suns are tomatoes. The Jawa is of roast beef and black beans. And the sand consists of refried beans and bread.

56. Of course, this bento makes for a complete Imperial Empire lunch.

Now this consists of an Imperial Stormtrooper cheese, an apple Death Star, and a background of black beans. Of course, you won’t hit anything with this lunch.

57. For you Wookiee appetite, feast upon these Chewie chocolate chip cookies.

Now these are nice looking cookies. Still, Chewie does look like a teddy bear who’s capable of ripping your arm out of your socket.

58. Feel the power of the Dark Side on your appetizer platter with this Darth Vader meat dip ball.

I find the abundance of heart attack risk in this dip ball disturbing. Okay, don’t tell Darth Vader I said this. Don’t want to be choked.

59. For those in the mood for a more foreign cuisine, these Ewok sushi will do nicely.

Now these are certainly cute little rice balls. Of course, they have pretzels as spears and lettuce as foliage.

60. Nothing makes a great Star Wars dessert than these galactic macaroons.

Consists of R2-D2, Death Star, and Chewbacca. Nevertheless, the R2-D2 ones are adorable.

61. May the Force be with you with these Star Wars mini cookies.

Now these consist of many of the characters from the movies as well as lightsabers. Still, they’re quite cute if you ask me.

62. For those who like The Empire Strikes Back, may I present this Wampa severed arm cake.

I don’t know about you but this is kind of disturbing if you ask me. Seriously, this is a severed arm on a platter.

63. Grace your table with this AT-AT sushi.

Well, it’s a sushi garnish. But still, it looks like it was created by a repressed art major who happens to be a major Star Wars geek.

64. You’ve seen Han Solon in carbonite. How about Han Solo in guacamole?

Now I wouldn’t suggest anyone do this. However, this is so funny that I had to put it in.

65. Greet your baby girl with this special Darth Vader cake.

Yeah, nothing makes a touching moment than Mr. I-Blew-Up-My-Daughter’s-Planet-and-Froze-Her-Boyfriend-in-Carbonite holding a little baby girl in his arms. But then again, that’s just me.

66. Nothing makes a great Star Wars dinner than a Tauntaun bun and pasta guts.

Now this looks tasty. However, it reminds me of a scene where Han Solo put Luke Skywalker in one of these so he wouldn't freeze to death. Gross.

Now this looks tasty. However, it reminds me of a scene where Han Solo put Luke Skywalker in one of these so he wouldn’t freeze to death on Hoth. Gross.

67. If you liked the Empire Strikes Back, then you’ll love this cake of Luke Skywalker in the Wampa’s cave on Hoth.

Now this is when Luke is stuck on the cave ceiling and right before he cuts the Wampa’s arm off. Still, this is pretty hilarious and clever.

68. Those who liked Return of the Jedi will like this Endor Stormtrooper sushi garnish.

Just wait until he gets toppled and killed by a bunch of Ewoks. Yeah, pretty embarrassing to be killed by a bunch of tribal teddy bears with spears.

69. Star your day as a Jedi master with these Yoda pancakes.

Part of complete breakfast it is. Comes with berries it does. Need pancake cutters for these, you may.

70. For more nutritious options, try this Yoda watermelon.

Yoda melon it is. Green with attributes it has. Almost exact likeness, it might have.

71. Use the Force and serve this lightsaber cake at your Star Wars party.

Now that’s about as big as a lightsaber. Yet, it’s not transparent. However, it’s still cool.

72. If you like the desert landscape of Tatooine, then you’ll like this Jawa cake.

Yes, it’s a cake of a droid robber who sells them for money. Still, I like the glowing eyes though.

73. Be a real Jedi master and serve your Star Wars party guests with Yoda cake.

Immense it is. Almost life size. But undermined by Simpson mouth it is.

74. For your Rebel Alliance dessert, this R2-D2 jello will do.

Now since R2-D2 has blue on him, this jello is blue. Apparently gray and white jello don’t exist. Oh yeah, white jello does but it’s disgusting.

75. If you’re a rebel and not a fan of jello, then these Princess Leia cookies will do nicely.

Now these use chocolate mini sandwich cookies for her distinctive sticky bun hairstyle. Still, these are adorable that you can just eat them up.

76. For an easier Star Wars cake, there’s this cake depicting Obi Wan and Darth Vader’s duel at Mustafar.

Because nothing denotes a happy occasion like Obi Wan and Anakin engaged in a lightsaber duel that will result in the former cutting off his limbs and leaving him for dead on a volcanic planet. Yeah, good times.

77. Nothing makes a better Star Wars lunch than in this bento.

Now this includes a C-3PO cheese sandwich, a Stormtrooper egg, and whatever R2-D2 is. Still, seems rather healthy than some of these treats.

Now this includes a C-3PO cheese sandwich, a Stormtrooper egg, and an R2-D2 cookie. Still, seems rather healthy than some of these treats.

78. Nothing makes a great cake than seeing Luke, Leia, Han, Obi Wan, and Yoda on a rainbow star cake.

Sure it might be a cake for very young children or girls. Still, it’s so adorable if you ask me.

79. Nothing brings more balance to the Force than this Star Wars mini golf cake.

Now having Star Wars being reduced to a golf course. I like Star Wars but hate golf so not sure what to think about this.

80. Turn to the Dark Side with these Darth Vader sausage rolls.

Now these were made with a mole and look like some calzone. Still, it has a potential to cause a heart attack which I find disturbing.

81. Come to the Dark Side and feast on these Imperial Stormtrooper cookies.

So it is true, then. The Dark Side does have cookies. Too bad you won’t be able to hit anything with them in your stomach.

82. For your Rebel Alliance party, nothing can be more the star attraction than this Millennium Falcon cake.

Man this almost looks like the real thing. Thus, it is the perfect birthday cake for Han Solo.

83. For those who like droid stealing aliens, here are these Jawa cupcakes.

Wonder why they have so many Jawa treats out there? Guess that’s due to being easy to make?

84. Of course you can always make Imperial fighters with chocolate.

Now these are about the same for the Imperial fighter graham cracker and marshmallow treats. Except that they use chocolate grahams and nutella.

85. Use the Force and feast your eyes on these Star Wars sugar cookies.

Now these consist of Luke Skywalker, Chewbacca, Darth Vader, C-3PO, and R2-D2. Still, quite creative, are they not?

86. Thest Star Wars cookies will certainly show a path to the Force.

Now these consist of some of your favorite and not so favorite characters. And they even have the Millennium Falcon, Imperial Crusier, and Imperial fighter craft.

87. Now this R2-D2 cake is certainly the one you’re looking for.

Now that cake certainly looks like R2-D2 encased in wires. Still, he was such an ornery little droid who saves everyone’s ass and won’t give up.

88. For your Star Wars party, perhaps feast on these Wookiee cookies.

Man, there seems to be a lot of recipes for Wookiee cookies. out there. Wonder why.

89. Celebrate the season with these Star Wars Christmas cookies.

I have to admit, these are pretty clever. Like the one with R2-D2 covered in Christmas lights.

90. For your Star Wars party, may I recommend some C-3PO cake pops?

Yes, these are C-3PO cake pops. Yes, I know he’s a prissy droid but he and R2-D2 do seem fond of each other. And he did save everyone when the Ewoks saw him as a god.

91. Take the healthy path to the Dark Side with this carrot Darth Vader.

Whoever thought up making a carrot Darth Vader was s genius. Still, hard to imagine him as orange though.

92. Start your day with a wookiee breakfast with this bacon Chewbacca.

Now this is pretty clever if you ask me. However, it might give you an increased risk of heart disease if you’re not careful.

93. Go to the Dark Side in your Star Wars party with this Imperial star destroyer cake.

You know the kind of ship Darth Vader travels in? There’s a cake for that.

94. May the Force be with you with these lightsaber cupcakes.

Yes, these cupcakes form a lightsaber. Unfortunately, they’re all vanilla, which is too light for my taste.

95. If you liked Return of the Jedi, then you’ll like this Endor lunch.

Contains an Ewok sandwich and a Stormtrooper egg. Nevertheless, it is adorable.

96. Be your own Jedi master at your Star Wars party with Yoda guacamole dip.

Guacamole green, it is. Dip for nachos it’s for. But forget face, do not.

97. Start your day as a real Jedi master with these Yoda donuts.

Only needs donut, ears, green icing, and sprinkles, it does. But nutritional value, it does not.

Only needs donut, ears, green icing, and sprinkles, it does. But nutritional value, it has not.

98. For your Dark Side snack needs, these Death Star caramel popcorn balls will do.

Yes, these are Death Star popcorn balls with black icing on them. And yes, they might get stuff stuck in your teeth for awhile. But at least they won’t blow up a planet.

99. Nothing brings the spirit of Tatooine better than a Mos Eisely Cantina Rice Krispie treat.

Now this was definitely created by some Star Wars fan with way too much time on their hands. Don’t you agree.

100. Turn to the Dark Side at your Star Wars party with these Imperial fighter cupcakes.

And yes, they look like Imperial fighters that will destroy you if you try to blow up the Death Star. But since the creator didn’t have silver icing, they’re white.

The Force Is Strong with These Star Wars Craft Projects

Posted by historymaniacmegan on November 8, 2015

When Star Wars was first released in 1977, it was a science fiction movie that had a groundbreaking special effects (which previously hadn’t been advanced since the 1950s), partly based on computers and partly not. But they helped make science fiction movies a blockbuster genre. And it didn’t hurt that it had an engaging story with compelling characters that could appeal to all ages. Still, much of the original film’s sets and props were created on a lower budget than you’d expect of science fiction films of the time which led the production team to use unconventional methods and materials to achieve a desired look. It also helped that George Lucas wasn’t bent on making a flashy space movie anyway. In fact, he wanted it to look real and used. So a lot of the spacecraft you see were models created from scrap parts, particularly from jet aircraft. And boy, did it work big time. Of course, there are plenty of fans who also tend to create their own homage to Star Wars with their own craft projects. Yet, they don’t share George Lucas’s reasons since they tend to be stuff they might like around the house like clothes, decorations, toys, or what not. But you get the idea that they’re also honoring the legacy of George Lucas by creating their own Star Wars stuff by using unconventional methods and materials (even if it’s for their kids). In this post we’ll look at some of the great Star Wars craft projects out there. Some of them might be ridiculous as with the Hunger Games. But some of them will be creative as well as cute. And some might seem that they were created by someone who had way too much time on their hands. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of Star Wars craft projects courtesy of the Force and from a galaxy far, far, away. Many of these aren’t licensed by Lucasfilm or Disney by the way, but they can just shove it.

Snuggle up this winter with this adorable Wampa plushie.

From what I can recall, the Wampa is a ferocious creature on Hoth. And it doesn’t look nearly as adorable as this little plushie you want to cuddle with.

2. This Christmas, decorate your tree with your own Death Star ornament.

Because nothing says “Peace on Earth” than an ornament of a large space station that could obliterate a whole planet. Seriously, remember what happened to Alderaan.

3. Look wookiee chic in fur in this Chewbacca dress.

Of course, this dress is way less fuzzy than Chewie. I’m sure Chewie sheds like a shaggy dog.

4. Of course, a wood panel is the perfect kind of surface to paint an AT-AT.

I don’t know about you. But I don’t think this image of sci-fi technology seems to go well with the rustic surroundings.

5. Map out your model of the galaxy by making a Star Wars mobile.

I don’t think the planets are that close to each other in the galaxy, according to the movies. Still, I do recognize a partial Death Star and an Imperial cruiser.

6. Keep your rooms lit by the power of the Dark Side with this Darth Vader lamp.

Now this is just clever. Like the construction paper Vader lampshade. That paint job with the base is cool, too.

7. There’s nothing a kid would want more than their own Chewbacca teddy bear.

I think this was inspired by Wookiee the Chew which is a mashup of Star Wars and Winnie the Pooh. Still, this is adorable but he’d rip your arm out of your socket if he loses a chess game.

8. Make your hair look pretty on the Dark Side with this Darth Vader hair bow.

Show your peers that you’re not the person to mess with. And you’ll force choke anyone who disobeys your orders.

9. Light up your yard with this winter with this Death Star fire pit.

On one hand this looks really cool, especially in a picture like this. On the other hand, it’s a Death Star which might be capable of blowing up a planet.

10. Kick back and relax in your patio with this R2-D2 lounge chair.

Says at the base: “These aren’t the chairs you’re looking for.” Whoever made this was brilliant.

11. Keep your head warm this winter with this crocheted Stormtrooper cap.

Of course, I wouldn’t go hunting in that in this cap. Shoot all you want but you won’t hit anything.

12. Color your pictures with these Han Solo in carbonite crayons.

Available in 8 different colors. Still, not sure if I want children coloring pictures with a guy who’s in a life and death limbo.

13. Make your Star Wars party groovy with this Death Star disco ball.

I don’t know about you but I’m sure Alderaan ain’t stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. C’mon, it’s a disco ball, for Christ’s sake.

14. Rest your head on this felt Ewok pillow.

Now this looks quite easy to sew up. It’s also quite adorable like a little teddy bear. Just like Ewoks.

15. Keep your head warm this winter with this crocheted Tusken Raider hat.

Of course, Tusken Raiders live on Tattooine which is a desert planet. So this hat wouldn’t work much for them.

16. Cook in your Imperial kitchen wearing your very own Darth Vader apron.

I don’t think a Sith Lord of the galaxy would wear an apron like this. I mean it looks like a ladies’ apron and most Sith lords are men. Still, I like it.

17. Grace your front door this Christmas with this Star Wars action figure Christmas wreath.

Now this involves a shiny Christmas wreath, Star Wars action figures, and green spray paint. Definitely not made by someone with too much time on their hands there.

18. Throw your things away in this R2-D2 trash bin.

Because why buy an R2-D2 trash bin when you can make your own. It’s much cheaper and only requires a plastic trash bin, printouts, a bottle cap, and felt.

19. Receive your snail mail from the Dark Side with your very own Darth Vader mailbox.

Now this is a pretty cool mailbox. Too bad I live in a neighborhood where there was a mass mailbox smashing when I was 16.

20. Curl up on your couch during a Star Wars marathon with a Boba Fett fleece pillow.

Warm and fuzzy might not describe badass bounty hunter Boba Fett. But it might describe this.

21. Keep your little one warm with this crocheted Star Wars blanket.

Contains many of the stuff you’d see from the original trilogy. And makes them all look adorable in the process.

22. Keep your cookies fresh in this R2-D2 ceramic cookie jar.

Just get a cookie jar from the craft store and paint it like R2-D2. It’s simple really.

23. Of course, nothing is cuter in your Star Wars home than this stuffed little Ewok.

Yes, Ewoks may be among the most adorable creatures in the galaxy. But keep in mind that they do have a vicious streak and almost devoured our heroes if it wasn’t for Princess Leia and C-3PO.

24. Yes, you may love Star Wars. But you’re not a real Star Wars fan until you make a C-3PO and R2-D2 sculpture from shiny pipe cleaners.

Yes, it might look tacky and more appropriate for a Star Wars Christmas display. But still, you have to admire the craftsmanship on this.

25. Keep warm this winter with this crocheted R2-D2 beanie.

Now this is so cute. Wonder what size it comes in. Do they make these for adults?

26. That’s no moon. That’s a Death Star comfy chair.

Yes, I know it resembles a space station capable of blowing up an entire planet. But it looks so comfy to sit on.

27. Curl up on your couch during a Star Wars marathon with these mini pillows.

From what I can tell, these consist of Yoda, Luke, and Princess Leia. Still, these are so adorable that I wouldn’t mind having them.

28. Use the Force to keep your feet warm with these crocheted Yoda slippers.

As Master Yoda would say, “Wear or wear not. There is no try on.” Wise words if you think about it.

29. Keep yourself warm in the Space Shuttle with this LEGO Star Wars quilt.

Yes, someone was actually in space with this and had their picture taken. Guess you make stuff like this when you have too much time on your hands. Astronauts can be such geeks.

Yes, someone was actually on the Space Shuttle and had their picture taken. Unfortunately, the person wasn’t an astronaut and the shuttle was on Earth.

30. Step out in style with this one of a kind Star Wars dress.

Yes, this is a Star Wars dress. Yes, it's laced with ribbons. Can a guy wear it? I'm not sure.

Yes, this is a Star Wars dress. Yes, it’s laced with ribbons. Can a guy wear it? Maybe a short and skinny one.

31. Cuddle up on your couch with this Chewbacca fleece pillow.

Sure it may not be a walking carpet. But you have to admit, this is adorable.

32. As this sampler says, “Home is where the Force is.”

Who knew there were Star Wars fans who know how to do embroidery. Still, you have to like the crossed lightsabers.

33. To keep warm this winter, may I suggest this crocheted Jar Jar Binks hat?

Actually, this would be a more appropriate gift for the obnoxious Star Wars fan in your life you really don’t care for. I mean I know that there aren’t a lot of Star Wars fans who’d want this anyway.

34. The Force is strong in this Star Wars quilt purse.

Now you’ve probably seen a purse like this for the Hunger Games if you’ve been following my blog. Still, this is a very appropriate Star Wars patchwork indeed.

35. Now you can bring balance to the Force with this crocheted lightsaber.

Yes, it’s an elegant weapon. But it’s a great toy because you won’t have to worry about cutting people’s limbs with it.

36. This crocheted Boba Fett comes complete with his own blaster.

Yes, the most badass bounty hunter in the galaxy is a crocheted stuffed toy with at plastic gun and a nerf antenna. But still, he’s out for that scruffy headed nerfherder.

37. Keep your hands warm this winter with these knitted R2-D2 mittens.

Of course, you might wonder why they didn’t have these on Hoth. Still, these are simply adorable to say the least.

38. Cuddle up during your Star Wars marathon with this amigurumi of Queen Padme Amidala of Naboo.

You know, the Queen of Naboo in Episode I who married Anakin Skywalker and had Luke and Leia before dying of a broken heart. Yeah, that Padme who had the extensive wardrobe.

39. I’m sure this Chebacca holder will keep your cutlery safe and secure.

And like Chewbacca, this cozy looks awfully fuzzy. But it’s adorable nevertheless.

40. Now you can snuggle up with an amigurumi of Greedo.

Now this guy is the bounty hunter whom Han Solo shot first at the Mos Eisely Cantina full of dirtbags. Yes, good times.

41. Bring the Force in your Christmas tree with these Star Wars stuffed ornaments.

Now these consist of Darth Vader, Yoda, Chewbacca, and Princess Leia. Nevertheless, they’re all so adorable and will be good for any Christmas tree.

42. Now getting drinks will never the same again with this AT-AT liquor cabinet.

Now this was certainly made by someone who had too much time on their hands. And probably by a guy in his garage.

43. May the Force be with you in these lightsaber Jedi/Empire lamps.

Now which will you choose: the Empire or the Jedi? Well, the Jedi has a nice lampshade design. But decisions, decisions.

44. Relive some great known moments in Return of the Jedi with this Jabba the Hut/Slave Leia amigurumi set.

Yes, I’m sure plenty of young men will fondly remember seeing Princess Leia in that skimpy outfit. And I’m sure plenty of women will remember when she saved herself by strangling Jabba the Hutt to death with the chain around her neck.

45. Deck the halls this Christmas season with these Star Wars ornaments.

Man, they seem to have quite a painted collection here like Slave Leia and Han Solo in carbonite. Still, you have to admire the pant job on these.

46. For your little Jedi, this Star Wars mobile will do just nicely.

Is it just me or is that one of the cutest renditions of the Death Star I have ever seen. Still, have you got the impression that someone had too much time on their hands for this one?

47. Celebrate this Christmas by hanging one of these Star Wars stockings.

Now these consist of Chewbacca, Darth Vader, a Stormtrooper, R2-D2, and an Ewok. Still, there seems to be a lot of Star Wars Christmas stuff for some reason. Oh yeah, the fans.

48. Know to distinguish both sides of the force with this Luke and Darth Vader light switch.

I don’t know about you but I still like that one better than the one with Han Solo in carbonite. Still, looks pretty easy to make.

49. Keep your head warm and support the Rebel Alliance with this crocheted X-Wing helmet cap.

Now this may not protect your head while you’re piloting spacecraft. But it will keep you warm during the winter.

50. Why not catch rats than with this Admirak Ackbar mouse trap?

Now this is funny. But still, Admiral Ackbar deserves more respect than having someone paint a mouse trap for him.

Now this is funny. But still, Admiral Ackbar deserves more respect than having someone paint a mouse trap of him.

51. Nothing makes a Star Wars home better than a sampler of, “Bless this Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy.”

Not something you read from a sampler very often. But still, that’s quite good if I do say so myself.

52. Of course, you aren’t the ultimate Star Wars fan until you have this Chewbacca bird feeder.

Now this looks quite doable. Just get a milk carton, glue it with a bunch of ripped up popsicle sticks, paint it brown, and add some googly eyes and teeth.

Now this looks quite doable. Just get a milk carton, glue it with a bunch of ripped up popsicle sticks, paint it brown, and add some googly eyes, belt, and teeth.

53. Look like a little Endor teddy bear this winter with this crocheted Ewok hat.

And this even goes down to the chest to keep your neck warm. Still, this is pretty adorable if you ask me.

54. Keep your iPhone standing with your very own R2-D2 tree stump stand.

Now this not only makes you look like a big Star Wars fan, but it has a great rustic feel. Perfect for any sci-fi hunting lodge.

55. Make your bathroom a real Star Wars sanctuary with this R2-D2 rug.

Now this is a way better rug than the Chewbacca skin one which is disturbing. But this R2-D2 one is adorable.

56. Keep yourself warm with these Star Wars droid beanies.

Sorry, but these aren’t the droid beanies you’re looking for. However, it’s too late for me to change the picture so there you go.

57. When it comes to bicycle safety, this R2-D2 helmet will do quite nicely.

Actually this woman painted her helmet to make it look like R2-D2. Still, she’s bound to get a lot of guys at Comic Con with it.

58. Put your fashion sense squarely on the Dark Side with this Darth Vader pin-up dress.

Who knew the fashion of the 1950s and the power of the Dark Side can go so well together? Of course, I tend to find your lack of fashion sense disturbing.

59. Keep your little princess’s head warm this winter with this crocheted Princess Leia hat.

Now doesn’t this little girl look like a little princess in this. Oh, yes, she does. Oh, yes, she does.

60. If you’re more into the Imperial style, this Stormtrooper pinup dress is right for you.

Yes, it’s a Stormtrooper pinup dress. Still, ladies, you’re guaranteed not to hit anything in this dress.

61. If you’re lonely in a desert land, perhaps this Tatooine Bantha amigurumi could keep you company.

Now this is so adorable. Still, I wonder how these creatures can take the heat on a desert planet like Tatooine. It would be more understandable to see them on Hoth.

62. Shimmer on the Dark Side of the Force in this Darth Vader dress.

Now this has some buttons and shimmering pieces. And with a long skirt, too. Vader would be proud.

63. Of course, you can always use the Force with these felt Star Wars characters.

Now they have most of the characters from the original trilogy plus Darth Maul. Nevertheless, these are adorable.

64. Keep warm this winter on the Dark Side with this Darth Vader wood stove.

Because nothing sets the mood like Darth Vader’s flaming eyes staring at you in anger. Seriously, I like the design, but doesn’t seem like the kind of fireplace I’d cozy up to.

65. Plant some flowers in this AT-AT planter.

Kind of funny how an Imperial Galactic Empire artillery weapon can be positioned as a planter. All thanks to some disposable materials and duck tape. Lots of duck tape.

66. Choose your Jedi weapon wisely before you jump in the pool.

Now these lightsabers are made from duck tape, Sharpie marker, and pool noodles. Won’t sever limbs but won’t make you look like a badass either.

67. Cuddle up on your couch with this R2-D2 fleece pillow.

Now I know I’ve put pictures of fleece pillows before. But this is simply adorable regardless. And yes, R2-D2 is a cute droid.

68. Be a Jedi or Sith Kitchen master in these Star Wars aprons.

Now these are more suitable for the male cooks in the kitchen. Comes in Darth Vader and Jedi master.

69. Relive the events of the original trilogy with this Star Wars gold lamp.

Now this consists of some of the craft used in the movie like the Millennium Falcon, Imperial fighters, X-Wings, and an AT-AT. Still, pretty cool and ingenious.

Now this consists of some of the craft used in the movies like the Millennium Falcon, Imperial fighters, X-Wings, and an AT-AT. Still, pretty cool and ingenious.

70. Of course, every home must have a sampler of the “Serenity Prayer.”

Yes, I know some might think seeing Slave Leia and Jabba on this might be a bit off. However, it kind of fits when it comes to Slave Leia’s situation.

71. Keep warm this winter with this crocheted Twilek hat.

I think Twileks are supposed to be those scanty clad women from Tatooine. Still, they seem quite popular for some reason.

72. Step in style with these R2-D2 pumps.

Well, I’m sure they might be better on your feet than those Dark Side stilettos. Still, you have to admire how these were decorated.

73. This crocheted Boba Fett cap will make you look badass as well as keep you nice and warm.

Sure Boba Fett may not be a warm fuzzy soul. But that doesn’t mean a warm, fuzzy hat like this can’t capture his badass spirit.

74. Keep the birds warm this winter with this R2-D2 birdhouse.

Yes, I’m sure the birds in your neighborhood would find R2-D2’s adorable face on this as an inviting place to nest in. Then again, I’m sure birds don’t give a shit and are bound to defecate all over this after some months outside.

75. This Imperial Stormtrooper cat statue would make a purrfect addition to your living room decor.

Now this Imperial Stormtrooper cat is about as intimidating as it’s adorable. Still, you have to love the paint job on this.

76. Plant your flowers this year in these Star Wars flower pots.

Now these include R2-D2, an Imperial Stormtrooper, and Boba Fett. Also had Darth Vader, C-3PO, Yoda, and Jabba the Hutt, but I couldn’t find a picture with those together.

77. Keep warm and snug this season with your very own knitted R2-D2 sweater.

Might make you look nerdy. But it’s not as atrocious as many of those Christmas sweaters.

78. Grace your fireplace wall with your very own Wampa head.

I wonder if Luke Skywalker had a Wampa head on his fireplace later in life. Then again he was freezing to death on Hoth so he probably didn’t have the time to collect a trophy.

79. Keep your ears warm this winter with these Princess Leia ear muffs.

Of course, since Princess Leia’s iconic hairstyle resembles sticky buns, having earmuffs like this is to be expected. Still, it’s pretty clever.

80. Train your little one to be a real Jedi master with this fleece Yoda cap.

Now this is so adorable isn’t it? Love those little button eyes. Wear this hat, you sure would.

81. Show your love for Star Wars with these embroidery samplers.

Now these consist of 2 for Chewbacca as well as one for a maimed Wampa and another for an Ewok. Nevertheless, these are clever and adorable if I say so.

82. Use the Force to carry your things with this Jedi master Yoda tote bag.

Make this bag you will. Requires to sew and cut felt, it does. Button eyes it has. Cute, you think?

Make this bag you will. Requires to Usew and cut felt, it does. Button eyes it has. Cute, you think?

83. Re-enact the events of the original trilogy with these Star Wars finger puppets.

Now these consist of Yoda, Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Han Solo, and Chewbacca. Still, these are so adorable.

84. If you love Star Wars than you’ll love this set of these nesting dolls.

Now these include in descending order: Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Han Solo, Chewbacca, C-3PO, and R2-D2. Made by the same company who did the Hunger Games ones.

85. Use the Force to tend your baby’s needs with this Star Wars diaper bag.

Though I know it’s a Star Wars diaper bag, I find Darth Vader’s image on here ironic. Let’s just say his approach to parenting falls squarely on the Dark Side since he cut off his son’s hand and blew up his daughter’s planet.

86. Now you can reenact the original trilogy with these Star Wars peg dolls.

Can’t believe they included Han Solo in carbonite. Still, these figures are quite adorable if you ask me.

87. Make your Christmas in the Galactic Empire spirit with this Imperial fighter mistletoe.

Now I'm aware that the Galactic Empire are the bad guys in Star Wars. But still, you have to admire the craftsmanship on this.

On one hand, you want to kiss your loved one under this. On the other hand, you wonder if the Imperial fighter might think you’re one of the rebels and might shoot you.

88. Strap yourselves in with this R2-D2 corset.

Now since I majored in history in college, I find corsets so 19th century. And I find the idea of an R2-D2 one baffling.

89. Make your Christmas star on your tree the Death Star this holiday season.

Because nothing represents the spirit of Christmas like a space station that can destroy an entire planet with a laser beam. Still, I don’t think a Death Star makes an appropriate tree topper for this reason.

90. Experience the events of the original trilogy with this Star Wars tapestry.

Clearly this was made by someone with way too much time on their hands and is probably not for sale. Still, as a history major, I can appreciate this form which is similar to the Bayeux Tapestry of 1066.

91. Take some time and relax on this Imperial Stormtrooper lawn chair.

Now this project probably required a regular wooden lawn chair and some power tools. Still, even without paint, it’s still pretty awesome.

92. Show your support for the Empire with this Death Star globe.

Now this is quite ingenious. But I’d recommend you use one that’s dated from at least the 1980s for this since it doesn’t have accurate borders and is probably not worth a lot of money.

93. Keep your neck warm in the Rebel Alliance with this scarf.

Now this has the Rebel Alliance symbol as well as an X-Wing fighter. Could’ve used these on Hoth, especially Luke Skywalker.

94. Introduce your little one to the Force with this Star Wars pillow and blanket set.

As you see here, this is a perfect gender neutral baby gift. And Yoda’s even on the pillow.

95. Curl up during a Star Wars marathon with this crocheted Death Star cushion.

Now sure if I’d recommend you sit on it. But it will certainly be great for resting your head and elbows on.

96. Curl up on your couch with this Chewbacca pillow.

Now this one does give him fuzz like he has in the movies. And it’s so cute, too.

97. Seems that Darth Vader finds your lack of faith disturbing in this sampler.

I know many won’t think of Star Wars embroidery samplers exist. But still, many of these are pretty good. This Darth Vader one especially.

98. May the Force be with you with this lightsaber bubble wand.

With a plastic tube and some duck tape, lightsaber duels will now have bubbles. And no one loses a limb.

99. May the Force be with you this Christmas season with this Star Wars wreath.

Now I think this one is better than the other one I just shown. Just have a regular wreath and some Star Wars action figures. Perfect for this December.

100. When it comes to recreating Star Wars, these jar terrariums can’t be beat.

These include Luke Skywalker watching the suns set on Tatooine, Han Solo on Hoth, and Princess Leia on Endor. Still, you have to admire the creativity on this one.

Star Wars Merchandise from a Galaxy Far, Far Away

Posted by historymaniacmegan on November 7, 2015

You may have noticed that I’m on my second part of Nerdvember with Star Wars, despite that Star Wars: The Force Awakens won’t be out until December 18th. As you see, I’ve just finished with Star Wars costumes, mostly showing the fans since it’s more fun that way. Nevertheless, we’re all aware that Star Wars is known to make millions from merchandise sales whether it be toys, costumes, T-shirts, and what have you. I mean if you have a franchise with a fan base like this, you know that people will buy it. And this was the same throughout its history as I’m well aware of. But like all major franchises out there, there are plenty of stuff that might make you scratch your head. Now I’ve seen plenty of this pertaining to Star Wars while I was compiling a blog post on action figures. But unlike the Hunger Games, the Star Wars merchandising only seems to get a tad inappropriate when it pertains to selling Darth Vader stuff for Father’s Day. And even then, most fans wouldn’t mind since there are plenty of dads who bond over Star Wars with their children anyway. But that doesn’t mean that Star Wars merchandising can’t get relatively ridiculous because it certainly can. And it does, even back when they had the Star Wars Holiday Special. Believe me, I’ve looked. I know it doesn’t make sense but don’t ask me. Still, there are a lot of Star Wars products that you wouldn’t think existed. So for your galactic reading pleasure, I give you some crazy merchandise from a galaxy far, far away.

Hope your bathroom is in the spirit of the Force with this Han Solo carbonite toilet seat.

I see a lot of Han Solo in carbonite stuff all the time. But this has to be the most ridiculous by far. Seriously, why would anyone want to sit on that thing?

2. For the galactic holiday season, keep warm in this Star Wars Christmas sweater.

Because nothing brings in the spirit of Christmas more than having your legs stuck in a Wampa cave on Hoth and dismembering it with a lightsaber. Yeah, how festive.

3. Hold your ear of corn like a Jedi with this lightsaber cob holder.

Yeah, what great way to cause sword fighting at the dinner table. Still, an ear of corn doesn’t look as badass as a laser.

4. For children, there’s nothing like a game of “hot potato” with a thermal detonator.

Uh, does anyone at Disney have any idea what a thermal detonator is? Well, it’s a heat sensitive grenade. Let that sink in.

5. Use the Force for the great outdoors with this Star Wars fish tackle kit.

From GeeksterInk: “Gimmie a break. Star Wars fishing rods? When I think sci-fi action, I for sure think, “watching my dad pound eleven beers at six a.m. in the middle of mosquito infested farm run off lake.”. For sure.”

6. Enjoy the music from the Dark Side with this Darth Vader CD player.

From Gizmodo: “So let’s get this straight. He commands an army of genetically engineered clone troopers, is capable of building a working lightsabre, and has a super weapon the size of a small moon at his disposal. But this Darth Vader-themed radio can only play CDs and tune in AM or FM stations? Come on, even being able to play WMA files — arguably just as evil as Vader — would have been better than this.”

7. Be a whiz in your kitchen with this R2-D2 spatula.

From Gizmodo: “… at first glance this R2-D2 themed spatula looks like a whimsical addition to your kitchen. But there’s a reason spatulas are made with a boring rounded shape. All the extra details on R2’s silhouette are going to tear your pancakes to shreds when you try to flip them. So we can’t help but wonder if this was actually designed by a Sith who’s laughing at us maniacally from a galaxy far, far away.”

8. Keep warm this December with these Star Wars blends.

Now these consist of Vader’s Dark Side Roast, Hoth Cocoa, and Yoda Dagobah Green Tea. Yeah, I know it’s pretty ridiculous. But you can’t make these things up.

9. Use the Force on your night with the boys with this Star Wars poker set.

Because nothing says a sci-fi adventure like boozing, losing several hundred bucks, and brawling with your friends. Good times, (not).

10. Show your undying love and devotion with this R2-D2 engagement ring.

Call me old-fashioned, but unless you and your girlfriend really like Star Wars, I’d stick with the traditional diamond ring. It’s much easier.

11. Be a Jedi master in the bathroom with a Millennium Falcon toilet seat and a lightsaber plunger.

Now at least the Millennium Falcon toilet seat is better than Han Solo in carbonite. However, I’m not sure about the lightsaber plunger. That’s just hard to take seriously.

12. For breakfast, wake up in the morning with Han Solo Pop Tarts.

While Han Solo may be frosted in carbonite, these are frosted with chocolate icing. Not sure how I feel about that one.

13. May the Force be with you and enjoy some Star Wars Giant Lightsaber Pocky Sticks.

This is a candy from Japan. Comes in grape, green tea, and strawberry. Disgusting.

14. Bring your toast to the Dark Side with this Darth Vader toaster.

Basically burns half your toast with an image of the Sith lord himself. So if you love Star Wars and don’t mind that, this is for you.

15. Tempt your Fido to the Dark Side with their own Darth Vader dog dish.

Now with this dog dish, you and Rover can rule the galaxy together. Then again, Rover’s probably not going to give a shit on what his dish looks like.

16. Bring your room to life with this Han Solo in Carbonite woven throw.

From Odyssey: “What better way to spruce up a room than Han Solo frozen in carbonite on your bed?” Now that’s a good point, unless you’re Jabba the Hutt.

17. Get comfy around the TV with this Jabba the Hutt beanbag chair.

From Odyssey: “Because we all want to fall asleep to a warm hug from this gross, slug-like crime lord of Tattooine.” Seriously, why the hell would anyone think this is a good idea? Jabba the Hutt is disgusting.

18. Store gumballs in this Yoda dispenser using the power of the Force.

Is it just me or do you have to get gumballs from this by pressing Yoda’s crotch? I’m just saying some parents might have a problem with that.

19. Step outside your yard with a pair of R2-D2 crocs.

For God’s sake, R2-D2 basically saves everyone’s ass in the original trilogy, and this what he gets? Surely the droid deserves more respect than that.

20. Wake up in the morning with some Kellogg’s C-3PO’s.

Yes, they had this in the 1980s. No, I don’t think it’s available now. Still, when I think about droids, I don’t think about munching on them with their nuts and bolts.

21. For your intergalactic delicacies, these lightsaber chopsticks will do just nicely.

And if I actually got these, I’d have another way to embarrass myself at an Asian restaurant. How they manage to eat rice with these things, I have no idea.

22. Now you can be your own master with these Jedi and Sith bathrobes.

From Oddee: “Ever wonder what Jedis wear when they are just lounging around the house? As it turns out, their bathrobes look almost the exact same as their street clothes, only they come in soft terrycloth.”

23. Bake your own dishes with this Space Slug oven mitt.

You know that asteroid creature that ate up the Millennium Falcon in The Empire Strikes Back? Turns out, the Exogarth’s appetite now allots for pizza rolls. Just don’t mistake it for a cave.

24. Keep warm out in the woods this season with this Tauntaun sleeping bag.

Now this piece of ridiculous merchandise was created as an April Fool’s prank. Makes a lot of sense because I sure wouldn’t want to sleep in the entrails of a frozen dead animal.

25. Show your disco moves all night long to Meco’s Star Wars and Other Galactic Funk.

From Oddee: “Sure the Star Wars soundtrack is pretty bumping on its own, but just imagine the complete and total level of awesomeness that occurs when you mix the cantina song with some sweet disco and funk beats.” Seriously, did they have to make disco covers for everything during the 1970s?

26. Keep your fish happy and your home spruced up with your very own R2-D2 fish tank.

From GeeksterInk: “You know what is probably the last thing a robot wants? A fish tank shoved up his ass.” Think I would agree with that, especially R2-D2.

27. Cook some of your favorite galactic recipes with these Star Wars cookbooks.

And I thought the Hunger Games cookbook was ridiculous but at least that series paid some attention to food. Wonder what kind of recipes are in this one.

And I thought the Hunger Games cookbook was ridiculous but at least that series paid some attention to food. Wonder what kind of recipes are in these two.

28. Put your things in this mesh C-3PO backpack.

You mean the part when he was torn apart that Chewbacca had to carry and put him back together again. Oh, and he put the protocol droid on backwards?

29. This Darth Vader china plate will always be a splendid addition to your dining room.

Hmmm….for some reason I don’t see Darth Vader being surrounded by flowers. Guess I picture him to be a bit on the Dark Side.

30. When it comes to cleaning car windows during the winter time, this Wampa snow scraper mitt always comes in handy.

Now this one actually might be effective. Still, using a disembodied arm to clear your windshield might freak out your neighbors. And it doesn’t help that Luke cut off a Wampa’s arm with a lightsaber.

31. Keep snug and warm this winter in these Star Wars adult onesies.

Now these consist of Stormtrooper, Boba Fett, Darth Vader, and a Rebel Fighter. I don’t know about you, but there’s just something wrong with adult men wearing something you’d normally see on babies.

32. Freshen your breath and feel the Force with Minti-Chlorians.

Yes, let the Force take care of your breath with minty freshness. Still, this is pretty hilarious.

33. Serve beer to your galactic friends with this R2-D2 beer keg.

Okay, R2-D2 is one of the most useful and resilient droids in the galaxy. And yet, he’s basically used as a beer keg to a bunch of frat boys. Something’s wrong with that.

34. Speaking of beer? Keep it chilled in your very own Han Solo in carbonite minifridge.

That way, your beer will be as fresh as Han Solo was when he was thawed out. Then again, this is just crazy for some reason.

That way, your beer will be as fresh as Han Solo was when he was thawed out. That way, you’ll always be ready for some galactic drinking games. Fortunately, it doesn’t induce hibernation sickness.

35. On a cold day, you can always warm yourself up with some Star Wars Campbell’s soup.

Now I’m sure eating these soups will put you squarely on the salty side of the Force. Because Campbell’s Hmmm….salt.

36. This Christmas celebrate the season in full Star Wars glory with Christmas in the Stars.

Seriously? Star Wars had a Christmas album? Do they even celebrate Christmas in that galaxy? And yet, you see C-3PO and R2-D2 in Santa’s workshop.

37. Be the best smelling nerfherder in the galaxy with Eau Lando Colonge and Slave Leia Perfume.

Not sure if the Star Wars saga is a great franchise to have its own perfume line. Still, love how they accessorize the bottles.

38. Become the beauty of the galaxy with the Cover Girl Star Wars Collection line. Which side will you choose?

Guess the Cover Girl Hunger Games campaign was successful. Still, this is just crazy. So now you want nerds to use your products. Nice.

39. Choose your own side of the Force with a Darth Vader or Jedi Burger.

This was an ad campaign from a French burger chain for Episode I in 1999. Still, while one will give you green poop, both will give you coronaries.

40. Use the Force to patch up some broken pipes with some Star Wars duck tape.

The adhesive Force is strong with this one. Will certainly make you the most handy Jedi in the galaxy.

41. Help your little one’s sleep with this C-3PO nightlight.

Because nothing gets a child to sleep than C-3PO's soulless, lit-up face. Odds of successfully navigating a good night's sleep with this are 3,720 to 1.

Because nothing gets a child to sleep than C-3PO’s soulless, lit-up, and disembodied face. Odds of successfully navigating a good night’s sleep with this are 3,720 to 1.

42. Spice up your love life with your very own Chewbacca gimp suit.

If you’re an avid Star Wars fan who’s into BDSM and/or Furries, this might be for you. Still, at least they don’t have a gimp suit of Finnick Odair. Now that would be bad.

43. Decorate your tree this Christmas with an ornament depicting the showdown at the Cantina.

Because nothing says Christmas like a smuggler shooting a bounty hunter in the middle of a crowded Cantina full of dirtbags. Yeah, maybe “Han shoots first” is not an appropriate Christmas slogan.

44. Decorate your bathroom in the Star Wars spirit with It’s a Crap! toilet cover.

From GeeksterInk: “Admiral Ackbar’s famous line, “It’s a trap!” lovingly rendered into a toilet pun that allows you to shit into a Star Wars character’s mouth.” Seriously, Admiral Ackbar deserves more respect and dignity than this.

45. Decorate your bedroom in the Force with these lightsaber lava lamps.

Now this might make people think that you’re on the trippier side of the Force. Also, might lead some suspect that you have weed, if your place smells bad enough.

46. Preserve your food with this Han Solo in carbonite refrigerator.

Now this is guaranteed to preserve your food for a long time like carbonite preserved Han Solo. But this is without the hibernation sickness after thaw.

47. Send your letter in snail mail with these Star Wars stamps.

Now these are only available in Great Britain. Features some new characters as well as some of the old classics.

48. Keep dry with this lightsaber umbrella.

Not sure what to think about this. To me, I don’t think you’re supposed to have a lightsaber umbrella. Probably because I’ve seen people dismembered by them in the Star Wars movies.

49. Make your work space better with your very own Han Solo in carbonite desk.

Also can be used to intimidate underlings as a reminder of what would happen to them if they don’t cater to your wishes. Yeah, wouldn’t want to mess with anyone who owns a desk like this.

50. Turn lights on and off with your very own Han Solo in carbonite light switch.

Now you can switch lights on and off by flipping the lever on Han Solo's crotch. Seriously, does anyone see what's wrong with this? I mean did the designers think this through?

Now you can switch lights on and off by flipping the lever on Han Solo’s dick. Seriously, does anyone see what’s wrong with this? I mean did the designers think this through?

51. Step out into the theaters this December in a pair of lightsaber high heeled shoes.

Still, given the chance that there will be icy roads and snow on the ground, I wouldn’t recommend women wear these. Seriously, you might want to opt for something more comfortable.

52. Now you can decipher R2-D2’s speech with How to Speak Droid with R2-D2.

Yes, R2-D2 speaks in beeps but is this really necessary? I mean he’s not that hard to understand since he communicates with the other characters just fine.

53. Celebrate this Christmas on the Dark Side with your very own Darth Vader Christmas inflatable.

Because nothing personifies the spirit of Christmas like a Sith Lord who force chokes his underlings, blows up his daughter’s planet, and cuts off his son’s hand. Yes, true Christmas spirit, indeed.

54. Sleep tight like Han Solo in this Millennium Falcon bed.

From QZ: “For $4,000, your child can sleep in a crib shaped like the cockpit of Han Solo’s ship, complete with painted-on dials and levers. It’s unlikely to be able to do the Kessel Run, but it’s perfect for sleepy children with no imagination.”

55. Now you can play dirty galactic strip poker with the Ladies of Star Wars playing card deck.

Okay, how many women in Star Wars are there. Certainly, there aren’t a lot with speaking roles. Will probably mostly consist of minor characters or examples of Padme Amidala’s unlimited wardrobe.

56. Use the Force to open a pint a beer with your very own lightsaber bottle opener.

Sure it may be handy. But I don’t know if carrying it around with you will make you a darling at the Star Wars convention.

57. Make it happy hour in your galaxy Cantina with this Star Wars pewter bar ware set.

Now these consist of Darth Vader, Yoda, C-3PO, and R2-D2. Still, wouldn’t trust a drunk person with the C-3PO knife or the Darth Vader corkscrew.

58. Once they pop, the fun won’t stop with these Star Wars Pringles.

Comes in Chewbacca Cheddar Cheese, Skywalker Sour Cream and Onion, Han Solo Salt and Vineger, Boba Fett BBQ, and Darth Vader Original. Yes, I’m just as baffled as you are.

59. Grace your bathroom with this Star Wars: The Force Awakens shower curtain.

From QZ: “Was a regular wall poster of the film you haven’t even seen yet just not cutting it? How about a shower curtain? For $20 you can be greeted by a cast of characters who currently mean nothing to you, every time you use the bathroom.”

60. If you love Star Wars, then play Operation with R2-D2.

You know because R2-D2 tends to be a stubborn little droid that has all kinds of shit happen to him. Yeah, saving everyone's ass is bound to get you busted a few times.

You know because R2-D2 tends to be a stubborn and adventurous little droid that has all kinds of shit happen to him. Yeah, saving everyone’s ass is bound to get you busted a few times.

61. Bottoms up with your very own R2-D2 hip flask.

Hmm…so they have Star Wars hip flasks you can get drunk on or sneak alcohol in. Interesting. Might mean that AA and rehab could be your only hope.

62. Give your frog the Star Wars treatment with this Dagobah Frog Habitat.

I’m sure pet frogs everywhere will love hanging around Yoda’s planet. Then again, I don’t think your frog gives a shit about Star Wars.

63. Study ants with the Force with your very own Felucia Ant Farm.

From Huffington Post: “Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an ant farm is approximately 3,720 to 1.” Also, the odds of buying one are similar as well.

64. Now you can be the grill meister of the galaxy with your very own Death Star grill.

Now this product does exist as I’ve looked on Ebay. However, this might be an idealized computer representation. But you see why it’s funny.

65. Now your cat can enjoy the Star Wars franchise with these Star Wars catnip toys from Petco.

These consist of Chewbacca, Darth Vader, Yoda, and a Stormtrooper. And they look like rats. Lovely.

66. Have lots of fun in the spud galaxy with none other than a Star Wars Mr. Potato Head.

This one is Darth Tater. They also have one of Chewbacca and R2-D2, but they didn't seem as iconic.

This one is Darth Tater. They also have one of Chewbacca, Yoda, and R2-D2, but they didn’t seem as iconic.

67. The Force is strong with this Star Wars self-stirring mug.

Wonder what it’s like drinking something from a self-stirring mug. Maybe I don’t want to find out. Still, the slogan seems appropriate.

68. Speaking of coffee, stir it with the Force this year with some Nestle Coffee Mate.

Now these seem to consist of R2-D2 French Vanilla, Chewbacca Spiced Latte, C-3PO Hazelnut, Boba Fett Italian Creme, and Darth Vader Espresso Chocolate. Yeah, I don’t think “Italian Creme” best describes Boba Fett either. But I didn’t come with these. So don’t blame me.

69. Use the power of the Dark with these Star Wars golf bags.

Of course, if you’re Darth Vader’s caddy, God help you. Seriously, caddying for that guy runs a serious risk of being force choked if he has a terrible game.

70. Be a Jedi grill master on the barbecue with a pair of lightsaber barbecue tongs.

I can imagine this conversation. Obi Wan: “Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn’t allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.” Luke: “What is it?” Obi Wan: “Your father’s lightsaber tongs. This is the utensil of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a spatula. An elegant utensil, for a more civilized age.”

I can imagine this conversation. From QZ:
Obi Wan: “Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn’t allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.”
Luke: “What is it?”
Obi Wan: “Your father’s lightsaber tongs. This is the utensil of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a spatula. An elegant utensil, for a more civilized age.”

71. Roast your Rebel Alliance burgers on your very own R2-D2 smoker grill.

Now this looks like a big grill with plenty of room for fuel. Is this gas or charcoal? Still, like the wheels.

72. For your office paper tears, this C-3PO tape dispenser is at your disposal.

Now I know that C-3PO has nothing down there, genital wise. Nevertheless, this is one of the most vulgar scotch tape dispenser I’ve ever seen.

73. Now you can ask Jedi Master Yoda a question with this.

And if you want to know the answer, just shake him and look under his but. Just do that. There is no try.

And if you want to know the answer, just shake him and look under his butt. Works like one of those magic 8 ball things. Just do that. There is no try.

74. Fasten your seatbelts and in case you need to vomit, feel free to spew into these lightsaber barf bags.

These were used by Virgin Airlines to promote one of the prequels. Yeah, I know it’s ridiculous, but I didn’t come up the idea. So don’t blame me for it.

75. If you liked Episode I, then you’ll certainly enjoy this Jar Jar Binks candy tongue.

As if anyone would fantasize French kissing Jar Jar Binks, who's one of the most obnoxious and annoying characters in the franchise. From GeeksterInk:

As if anyone would fantasize French kissing Jar Jar Binks, who’s one of the most obnoxious and annoying characters in the franchise. For me, that’s a nightmare scenario. Who the hell thought this was good idea ought to be filled with shame by now. From GeeksterInk: “Great idea. As if people didn’t hate Jar-Jar enough after The Phantom Menace, now he’s making children suck his tongue? Not on my watch.”

76. Spread the Christmas spirit this year with these Star Wars nutcrackers.

Now these consist of Darth Vader, R2-D2, Yoda, regular Stormtrooper, and Christmas Stormtrooper. Christmas Stormtrooper is wearing a Santa hat and carries a candy cane.

77. Make your Star Wars marathon a pizza party with this talking R2-D2 pizza cutter.

Cuts your pizza while giving R2-D2’s signature beeps and blips. Yeah, I don’t know why they thought this was a good idea either.

78. Make bath time so much fun with these Pond Wars rubber ducks.

From Oddee: “There’s nothing quite as relaxing as a nice long bath, unless that bath happens to be the center for an intergalactic war between the ultimate evil republic and the freedom fighting rebels. Did I mention these guys glow in multiple colors thanks to sweet LED lights?” At least they don’t have rubber ducks of Hunger Games characters….yet.

79. Cool off this summer with one of these Star Wars misters.

From Gizmodo: “Probably invented before the days of MovieTickets.com when sweaty fanboys had to line up in the sweltering summer heat to actually buy tickets at the box office, these handheld misters provide a refreshing blast of mist with every pump. Now we can understand why Yoda would be coming to your aide on a hot day, but Vader and Boba Fett? It seems highly unlikely. They’re more likely to let you die of heat stroke and then feed your corpse to a Rankor for fun.”

80. If you love Star Wars and classic horror movies, then you’ll find these Star Wars monster bobbleheads a scream.

Because one of the most menacing movie villains of all time can’t be scary enough without being mashed with Frankenstein’s monster. Also has Yoda as a zombie and Chewbacca as a werewolf.

81. Feel the Dark Side of the Force with this one of a kind collectible Star Wars watch.

Now that’s a massive wrist watch inspired by Darth Vader and his Imperial fighters. It’s a limited edition in Britain and said to cost $28,500. You’re better off buying a car with that money.

82. Keep your possessions safe with this interactive R2-D2 money bank.

Courtesy of Apple. Requires iPhone activation. Not sure if I’d keep my keys and credit cards in there.

83. For your Star Wars marathons, watch these movies in this customized home theater.

Now I like Star Wars since it has a great story and characters. But still, I think this is just going way too far. Yeah, that’s ridiculous, all right.

84. Keep warm this winter with this one of a kind R2-D2 wood stove.

Because if there’s anything that hurts a droid it’s having to deal with being fired upon. Now someone thought it was good idea to set his insides in flames. Nice.

85. Those who think gnomes are too earthbound will certainly love this Jawa lawn ornament.

Okay, I don’t quite see Jawa as the gardening sort. For one, they inhabit Tattooine, a desert planet. Second, don’t they kidnap droids and sell them?

86. Keep your desk tidy with this Darth Vader pencil holder.

Yes, stick your pens in to Anakin Skywalker’s brain. Still, Games Radar says it looks kind of like an S&M hedgehog.

87. Keep your TV antennas in place with the Dark Side with this Darth Vader antenna topper.

Of course, now that we have switched to digital, this item is now rendered obsolete. Still, would you want Darth Vader’s head on your TV? Not me.

88. Set the evening atmosphere to your liking with this Darth Vader mood light.

From Entertainment Unlimited: “Love is in the air. And what better to spread the atmosphere of mushy love; a Darth Vader Mood Light! A perfect ‘Force’ to bring in intimacy and increase sexual desire. Bloody, red eyes on the disembodied head of Darth Vader staring back at you and your partner, while you both do your thing. It’s positively terrifying and nothing close to being romantic. Unless, of course, you are a fan of Jack, The Ripper.”

89. Now you can listen to your favorite Imperial Empire soundtrack with this Death Star Bluetooth speaker.

Of course, it might be appropriate when I’m playing Star Wars soundtrack. But when I’m playing music by Billy Joel, not so much.

90. Dispose your garbage in your very own R2-D2 trash bin.

Yeah, this might be a good idea. But then again, I don’t think R2-D2 would appreciate having you throw stuff away into his body. That’s not what an R2 unit does.

91. Spread holiday cheer this Christmas with this Darth Vader figurine of him in a Santa hat and red cape.

Apparently, Lord Vader finds your lack of Christmas cheer disturbing. Of course, he should give it a break since it’s November for Christ’s sake.

92. Make R2-D2 your beer butler with this R2-D2 moving beer fridge.

Yes, have R2-D2 keep beer cold for you. Even when he has other things on his mind like saving his friends from Darth Vader.

93. Cook delicious recipes with the Force with your very own R2-D2 measuring cup set.

Disassembles into 4 cups and 4 measuring spoons. You can also reassemble it after you’ve washed them. Still, not sure what to think about this.

94. Use the Force to roll your smokes with these lightsaber rolling papers.

I suppose that these would be a hit for the Star Wars fans living in Colorado where pot’s legal. Sure to make any pothead feel like a Jedi.

95. For those Star Wars football fans, this R2-D2 pigskin might just strike your fancy.

Sure there may be Star Wars fans who like football. But does that mean an R2-D2 football is a good idea? I kind of beg to differ.

96. Step in stride with a pair of your very own furry Chewbacca crocs.

Now R2-D2 crocs are one thing. But these, seriously, I have no idea what the designer was thinking. Besides, the fur just makes these look worse.

97. Curl up on your living room floor with this furry Chewbacca skin rug.

From CNET: “On the surface, this Chewbacca rug looks cozy and fun. You just want to lay on it and dream about taking out the Death Star. But let’s look closer. To make this rug, someone would have to skin a Wookiee, poach its bandolier and then have the gumption to display it in a home, flaunting the horrifying act.” Doesn’t help that the girl in this picture is dressed as Princess Leia.

98. Make a Star Wars fashion statement with these Han Solo in carbonite rings.

I don’t know but you. But there’s just something a bit insensitive about wearing a frozen guy on your finger. I’m not sure what it is.

99. That’s no moon. That’s a Death Star tea infuser.

The ad for this says: “Have a cup now and worry about the thermal exhaust port later.” As if the rebels are going to blow it up and kill everyone inside it. Oh, they did.

100. Keep your kitchen knives neatly arranged with this Rebel X-Wing knife block.

Yes, chop veggies knowing that your X-Wing knife block can destroy the Death Star if need be. Comes with 5 stainless steel knives. Still, I think the blade direction on this might pose a hazard for children.

May the Force Be with You Dressed in These Magnificent Star Wars Costumes

Posted by historymaniacmegan on November 6, 2015

A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far, a movie called Star Wars debuted on the big screen and has changed how science fiction movies have been made ever since. Inspired by Akira Kurosawa’s The Hidden Fortress (which creator George Lucas has acknowledged, by the way), this franchise is now a beloved institution for nerds everywhere featuring intergalactic battles, Jedi knights, droids, aliens, an evil empire, the Force, as well as the classic struggle between good and evil. Now 2 good sequels, 3 mediocre prequels, nearly 40 years, and millions of dollars in merchandise later, the Star Wars franchise has been enjoyed by generations of fans of all ages. You might see this by the sheer numbers of Star Wars stuff you see on the internet. And in December 18th, Star Wars: The Force Awakens will be released in theaters, that will reunite at least 3 members from the original cast. You might be asking as to why the hell I’m doing posts on Star Wars in early November when the new movie won’t be out for another month. Well, I can explain. For one, the new Star Wars movie will be out at a time when I’ll be busy with my Christmas posts. Doing posts on Star Wars now will get it out of the way. Second, I’ve already said I’d do Star Wars posts after I was done with the Hunger Games so I might as well stick to it. Third, Star Wars has millions of fans all over the world so doing posts on the franchise to cash in is a good way to get more views between Halloween and Thanksgiving. And finally, doing Star Wars posts early gives people plenty of time to see them. So there.

Unsurprisingly, Star Wars does have a lot of fans who like to dress up for occasions like movie premieres, conventions, cosplay, and Halloween. And yes, the movies do have tons of costumes as well, particularly when you’re talking about Padme Amidala’s wardrobe in the prequel series, which would make her the undisputed fashion queen of the franchise. This is why I open with pictures of her. At any convention you’re bound to see people dress as Star Wars characters like Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Han Solo, Darth Vader, Chewbacca, C-3PO, R2-D2, Boba Fett, Yoda, Lando Calrissian, Obi Wan Kenobi, and others. But you’d also see people dress up as minor alien characters, minor droids, clones, Imperial Stormtroopers, Jawa, Rebel pilots, fighter craft, the Death Star, and more. Some may even have costume combinations like Princess Vader or Steampunk. And yes, you see people of all ages and sometimes entire families in Star Wars apparel. Some of these costumes may be bought. Others were created by the fans themselves. So for your reading pleasure, here is a treasure trove of the many Star Wars fan costumes that you might see on December 18th. May the Force be with you. Always.

Sometimes even Imperial Stormtroopers need a day off now and then.

Nothing like seeing a couple of Stormtroopers walking their dogs on a quiet afternoon. Of course, I didn’t know they wore any accessories on their uniforms.

2. Luke Skywalker is just as good with a lightsaber as he is with a blaster.

Of course, both take two hands to operate. One of which Darth Vader cuts off before he tells Luke that he’s his father.

3. As Star Wars taught all of us, a girl’s best friend is her R2 unit.

Because if Princess Leia didn’t have R2-D2 to send a message to Obi Wan Kenobi, she’d be dead. Still, this picture is so precious.

4. Of course, you can’t have a Star Wars convention without Boba Fett, even if his armor is a little rusty.

Now this was a DIY costume but looks almost like the real thing. Well, minus the jetpack at least.

5. Some droids costumes are easier to make than others.

Now this droid costume was made from stuff you’d find at a hardware store. Not sure what kind of droid it’s supposed to be.

6. If you dress in the iconic Princess Leia outfit, make sure your hair looks like cnnabuns.

Yeah, the Princess Leia hairstyle might be the hardest part of that costume. Then again, it might be a wig.

7. Look like a sunrise in this Padme costume from Episode II.

Yes, I know the love scenes in that movie were essential. But still, could've they just Anikan with an actor Natalie Portman could actually have chemistry with?

Yes, I know the love scenes in that movie were essential. But still, could’ve they just Anakin Skywalker with an actor Natalie Portman could actually have chemistry with?

8. Anyone can get into the Star Wars cosplay action, even the pets.

Let’s see the humans are Chewbacca and Princess Leia. The dogs are Darth Vader, an Ewok, R2-D2, and possibly Obi Wan Kenobi.

9. When it comes to small children, you can always dress them as Ewoks.

Yes, I know Ewoks aren’t well liked by some of the fans. But come on, this costume seemed quite easy to make. Not sure if I’d want the kid holding a spear though.

10. Because every girl should be able to be Princess Darth Vader.

Now this is a pretty princess you don’t want to mess with. Because she’ll either force choke you, blow up your planet, or cut off your hand with her pink lightsaber.

11. Snow White Fett will always be the fairest bounty hunter in the land.

Of course, you have to like how she's wearing a red bow and has one on her helmet. Yes, you get costumes like this.

Of course, you have to like how she’s wearing a red bow and has one on her helmet. And she has 7 little men to help her.

12. Even Muppets like to dress up as Stormtroopers now and then.

Looks like Kermit and Gonzo are enjoying some time at Comic Con. Wonder if Miss Piggy is wearing a Slave Leia costume.

13. As Queen of Naboo, Padme Amidala was the fashionista of the galaxy.

Still, I’m not sure if this outfit is complete without some epic shoulder pads. But yeah, she dressed this way a lot in Episode I.

14. All this Stormtrooper wanted to be was a prima ballerina in Swan Lake. But parents had other ideas.

Now this is just hysterical. Still, I think the armor might put a dent in the drama though.

15. Of course, we all know that Darth Vader had to start out as Anakin Skywalker.

Now I think this guy is more rugged than Hayden Christensen. Then again, that’s not saying much.

16. “Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.”

Now that’s just so cute, isn’t it? Love how the R2-D2 costume, which is DIY.

17. Looks like this C-3PO is going to a disco.

Yeah, a C-3PO polyester costume isn’t very flattering. This is especialyl true with a blond afro and big gold sunglasses.

18. Seems like this Anakin Skywalker has gone to the Dark Side.

Yeah, once a Jedi has yellow eyes, there’s no turning back. Well, except maybe years later when you’re on life support and Sidious is electrocuting your son.

19. Sometimes the best costumes in Star Wars conventions tend to be the most original.

Now this woman isn’t a particular character from the franchise. She’s the introduction as you look on her dress and purse.

20. What kind of Star Wars Convention would it be without Admiral Akbar?

Best known for, “It’s a trap!” Still, not sure why he’s a rather popular character in the franchise.

21. It’s said that Darth Vader fiddled while Alderaan blew up.

Not sure if a street musician in a Darth Vader mask is bound to earn any money. That is, unless he threatens to force choke you if you don’t give him any spare change or adulation.

22. Who says that Darth Vader can’t be sexy in a corset, garters, and miniskirt?

Let’s just say reenacting some scenes from The Empire Strikes Back in this with your boyfriend is bound to be awkward. This is especially if he’s playing Luke Skywalker.

23. Of course, you can also dress up in Imperial Battle equipment to stand out.

Still, this little boy better watch out for Ewoks. I’ve seen how they destroyed such equipment with their technology and it’s not pretty.

24. Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia do make great sibling costumes for Halloween.

Thankfully, these two kids have been around each other long enough to know that they’re brother and sister. With Luke and Leia, this wasn’t the case.

25. When it comes to battle, clone troops know how to use the big guns.

Now that’s a really convincing costume. I mean even the outfit looks like it’s got some use.

26. Guess Queen Amidala doesn’t really want her picture taken.

Now that is a convincing costume. Wonder if it’s bought or DIY. Probably bought.

27. Seems like this Death Star is ready to blow up a planet.

Now this is a clever costume. Love how she used part of the Death Star as a skirt. But yeah, it looks ready to blow up Alderaan.

28. Now I don’t know which character this is but looks pretty familiar to me.

Oh, wait, that’s Princess Leia from Return of the Jedi. She’s in disguise to defrost and rescue Han Solo.

29. If you don’t have a small child to dress as an Ewok, you can always use a plushie.

Now we all know that’s supposed to be Princess Leia in the closest thing she’ll have for camo. Still, it’s a pretty creative Endor costume.

30. It’s said that aluminum foil has some resemblance to carbonite.

From the looks of it, it seems like there’s a sibling rivalry going on here. Still, this is a great costume combination though I feel bad for Han Solo.

31. Of course, people tend to forget the samurai Stormtrooper from feudal Japan.

Still, I wouldn’t worry about him when he goes on a rampage with his sword. Because we all know that Imperial Stormtroopers never hit anything.

32. You can’t have a Star Wars convention without a homemade Chewbacca costume.

Now this really looks like Chewie. Almost as if this costume was made for the movies.

33. Now I can’t do a post on Star Wars costumes without including Slave Leia at some point.

This is guaranteed to attract some adolescent boys and young men. Still, she did manage to strangle Jabba the Hutt to death in it.

34. If you’re an X-Wing pilot, you can always take your spacecraft with you.

Now this is a clever homemade costume. Love how the X-Wing was made from cardboard boxes.

35. You don’t become a dark lord of the galaxy unless you wear a menacing mask and a long black tutu.

Now this is just clever. She even made the Darth Vader mask, too.

36. Looks like somebody isn’t happy with his daughter dating.

Just you wait, Han. Once he’s Darth Vader and in Cloud City, he’s going to freeze you in carbonite for Boba Fett to take to Jabba the Hutt.

37. Of course, Yoda isn’t the only alien Jedi out there.

Seem to remember these two Jedi from Episode II. And I think they both died in Episode III.

38. Finally, a Star Wars alien even James T. Kirk could love.

I think this might be a Twilek, whatever that is. Still, Captain Kirk would find her irresistible since he goes for green girls.

39. Of course, when your family consists of Han Solo, Princess Leia, and Chewie, you just have to get a Millennium Falcon stroller.

Now the Millennium Falcon stroller is so clever. Still, love how Chewie has a pink ribbon and purse. So cute.

40. If you’re a mom, then a Princess Leia and Ewok costume might do nicely for you and your little one.

Now I’m sure an Ewok costume is quite easy to make. Just get a little teddy bear costume and hood. So adorable.

41. And you thought only men were Jedi. Well, you’d be wrong.

Still, unless we’re talking about Clone Wars, female Jedi don’t usually have speaking roles. They just function as extras in the prequels.

42. If you love Star Wars and the 1950s, then you’ll love this Wampa skirt.

Now this is just so funny. Who knew that you can mash up a maimed monster on Hoth with a poodle skirt?

43. Wonder what you’d do if you see Jawa at your door.

Ah, the Jawa, the guys who sold C-3PO and R2-D2 to Luke and his step uncle. Nice fellows. Sad they were killed by Stormtroopers.

44. Remember, you’re never too young to be an X-Wing pilot.

Now this is so adorable. Wonder if he has a little X-Wing stroller.

45. While Slave Ariel might be as dumb as dirt, she knows her way around a fork.

Still, at least she uses her fork for higher things like strangling Jabba the Hutt. Then again, Ariel was never one of my favorite Disney princesses. Such an immature brat.

46. Sometimes it doesn’t take much to do Han Solo in carbonite.

Wonder if that’s plaster or something else. Still, this is a pretty clever, indeed.

47. Star Wars: a science fiction saga for the whole family since 1977.

Now this is just so adorable. Let’s see we have Anakin, Padme, Princess Leia, Chewbacca, and Yoda.

48. If you want a pretty Star Wars costume, you can always go with Padme’s from the lake in Naboo.

Reminds me of one of the costumes you’d see at a Renaissance Festival. That or something a Disney princess would wear.

49. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a Wookie Bounty Hunter.

Well, a wookie with some elaborate weaponry and tools. Guess Chewie would envy him since he can’t afford all that.

50. If you have daughters, you can always dress them up as droids.

In some ways, C-3PO and R2-D2 are the real heroes in Star Wars. This is especially the case with R2-D2 who keeps saving everyone’s ass all the time.

51. Didn’t know that cardboard can make great coverings for C-3PO.

Now this is quite creative. Still, I have to wonder how C-3PO got coverings after Anakin had been away from Tatooine for years to become a Jedi.

52. Who knew that Ewoks walked on all fours.

Now this is an easy Star Wars costume for dogs. In this case, the dog actually almost looks like an Ewok.

53. Even among girls, Star Wars fandom tends to start at a young age.

Now I the guy here is Hayden Christensen who played Anakin Skywalker in the prequels. I think he’s a shitty actor. Still, this picture is adorable.

54. Now this Imperial Stormtrooper loves to do it the American way.

Yes, this is a Captain America Stormtrooper. Yes, it looks cool. But I don’t know what side he’s on.

55. Of course, it doesn’t hurt for a Stormtrooper to dress in pink.

Isn’t that a little short for a Stormtrooper? Still, even with the blaster, it’s still pretty adorable.

56. When it comes to introducing your kids to Star Wars, it’s doesn’t hurt to start early.

Funny, how Yoda is over 900 years old and is one of the oldest characters in the franchise. Yet, due to his size, he’s more of a little kid costume.

57. Seems like Princess Leia cat sees something off with that Stormtrooper.

Well, even fans tend to dress their pets once in awhile. Still, I like the cat’s Princess Leia wig for some reason.

58. Didn’t know that wookies came in all kinds of colors.

Now these are in pink, purple, and light blue. And they all have matching blasters. No, it’s not a drug trip.

59. Sometimes it takes two to make a costume.

Now this is an AT-AT. It was seen in the Empire Strikes Back. X-Fighters were supposed to tie their legs together and make them explode.

60. There are some little girls who want to be Jedi, just like their mothers.

Now this is adorable. Still, I don’t think female Jedi can have children if I’m not mistaken. Aren’t they supposed to be celibate?

61. Nothing is cuter than a baby wookie.

Still, when they grow up, they tend to leave a lot of hair everywhere. Han Solo would know all too well.

62. Now this is what I call a Jedi family.

Still, that is no way to hold a lightsaber. But I wonder if the mom is supposed to be Padme or Leia in another outfit.

63. Queen Elsa isn’t the only one who can brave the cold.

Yes, this is the Leia on Hoth costume from The Empire Strikes Back. I think she kissed her brother in this and had some sexual tension with Han.

64. When you don’t have the makeup for Han Solo in carbonite, make the costume your color.

Now that’s one way to work around it. Seems happy that he doesn’t have to wash his face afterwards.

65. Of course, you have to shimmer like Padme in this purple dress.

I wonder if any of Padme’s wardrobe designers are regular Renaissance Festival attendees. It would explain a lot.

66. Sorry, but you can’t resist the power of the Dark Side.

Yes, I’m sure Sith lords have to hang out, too, you know. But, Emperor Sidious, stay off of Vader’s kids.

67. Seems that Princess Leia wasn’t the only one in her family with cinnabun hair.

Now this is another Padme costume from Episode II. And yes, it also looks like it’s from a Renaissance Festival.

68. Of course, now that Star Wars has been bought by Disney, Disney Princess Jedi rule!

Now we have Mulan, Belle, Pocahontas, Jasmine, and Ariel. And all are wielding lightsabers but have no princes.

69. Now this Luke Skywalker can really use the Force.

Almost does look like an older Mark Hamil. However, I’m sure it’s not him, since he has a toy lightsaber in his hand.

70. Seems like Padme enjoys the breeze of Tatooine.

Now I think this is in Tunisia. Not sure if it’s safe to go there anymore. Not that I’d want to.

71. In the months ahead, it wouldn’t hurt to go as a Wampa.

Now this is how you design a costume for a winter monster on Hoth. Still, stay away from lightsabers.

72. Of course, you don’t have to be a girl to dress up as Princess Leia. Nor do you have to be a guy to dress up as Han Solo.

Don’t know what to think of seeing Slave Leia in a beard. Still, doesn’t look as bad as I thought.

73. Now this Obi Wan Kenobi doesn’t seem too happy.

“Excuse me, but can you direct me toward the men’s room? Anyone?”

74. Nevertheless, you can’t forget the touching relationship between Han Solo and Chewbacca.

Now that costume set up is adorable. I mean who can’t love this picture with this little boy as Han and his dog as Chewie.

75. You might want to stop or these guys will shoot.

Just tell them that you don’t have the droids they’re looking for. Still, there’s a chance they might look in your trunk, if they’re smart.

76. Seems like this is a job for Princess Leia Wonder Woman.

Now this is a Wonder Woman Slave Leia costume. She even has the cinnabun hair.

77. Looks like this Darth Vader has to take his AT-AT for a walk.

Now this is clever cosplay if you think about it. Still, the AT-ATs were huge in the movies.

78. So I guess these are the Stormtroopers Luke and Han stole their clothes from.

Still, I think Luke and Han took their helmets, too, if I’m not mistaken. Then again, without the helmets it wouldn’t be funny.

79. Don’t worry, Steampunk Leia is here to fix it and save the day.

Now you might see a lot of Star Wars steampunk mashups. Still, I think this is one of the best.

80. Of course, it can be difficult to make a cute costume of the disgusting Jabba the Hutt.

Now this Jabba is so adorable that you’d wouldn’t want Leia to strangle him. This kid must have very creative parents.

81. If you want a date, ladies, then C-3PO is the droid you’re looking for.

Now this is pretty clever if you think about it. It helps that he speaks millions of languages, possibly including Klingon.

82. Nothing makes a woman feel more beautiful than her Jedi robes.

Sometimes I wish I could wear those. They look so comfy. Guess that’s why Obi Wan Kenobi wore his for years.

83. Of course, it’s said that an R2 unit makes a great baby stroller.

Now this is so adorable. Still, you have to wonder if the parents had too much time on their hands.

84. Seems like Qui Gon Jin and Obi Wan Kenobi are together again at Comic Con.

Now this is pretty funny and I know the guy on the left is Obi Wan Kenobi. But those outfits look so comfy.

85. This little Boba Fett has something for Jabba the Hutt.

Yes, I know parenting does take sacrifice. And sometimes this means being Han Solo in carbonite while your kid is Boba Fett.

86. “Step away from your X-Wing with your hands up, Rebel scum!”

Yes, this is a cosplay depicting an X-Wing pilot being captured by the Empire’s fighter pilots. Yes, it looks kind of scary but they’re fans having a good time.

87. Of course, it’s hard to tell who’s the master in this one.

I know that’s supposed to look like Yoda training Luke Skywalker. But come on, this Yoda is a baby for God’s sake.

88. If you’re a woman with a dog, why not dress up as Princess Leia and an Ewok?

Guess you can bring your pets to Star Wars conventions. Still, this is very clever if you think about it.

89. Seems like Daddy’s little princess is taking a bad road to the Dark Side.

Then again, this Darth Vader is probably a great dad who’s totally fine with his daughter dressing like that. Not like Darth Vader in the movies who blew up his little girl’s planet.

90. Now Padme Amidala sure looks lovely in white and ruffles, doesn’t she?

Now this is a lovely costume. Almost looks like the real thing. Then again, that’s the magic of cosplay.

91. Of course, I couldn’t do a post on Star Wars costumes without including General Grievous.

Now this guy is mostly in the cape because Grievous is a very skinny guy. But he does know his way around a few lightsabers.

92. You can either go as an Imperial fighter pilot or as an Imperial fighter.

Yes, it looks a little flat. But it’s cardboard. Still, you have to admire his effort.

93. Remember, the family that does Star Wars together, stays together.

Let’s see, the parents are a Stormtrooper and Princess Leia. The kids are Darth Vader, Yoda, and R2-D2. Still, the tutu is so cute.

94. There is no bigger top dog in the galaxy than Pug Vader.

Yes, he might not look like much. But if you ever dare attack or fail him, he will force choke you with a vengeance.

95. When it comes to Star Wars conventions, it’s best that you be careful around Darth Maul.

I mean this guy was one of the few to ever kill Liam Neeson. Think about it.

96. You never know who you’d meet as an X-Wing pilot in the Rebel Alliance.

And these two are holding each other’s helmets. Still, in the original trilogy, why is it that almost all of them are men?

97. There is nothing romantic in the galaxy than a wedding between those giving their lives for the Empire.

Yeah, enjoy it while it lasts. Because I know that what they’re suited is for the good guys to shoot at.

98. Of course, there’s nothing in a Star Wars convention than seeing a woman in her fashionable Jedi robes.

You see, ladies, there our great outfits that don’t cause bodily discomfort. And they’re just as practical as they are comfortable.

99. Some may feel blue, while some Star Wars aliens are blue.

I don’t think you see these Twilek aliens in the movies. But I have seen plenty in fan costumes on Pinterest. Wonder why.

100. Some Stormtroopers just want to stand out among the others.

$Yes, he might be committing a lot of uniform infractions. But unlike his peers, he doesn't care what Lord Vader does to him.$

Yes, he might be committing a lot of uniform infractions. But unlike his peers, he doesn’t care what Lord Vader does to him.

Stay Alive with These Hunger Games Treats

Posted by historymaniacmegan on November 4, 2015

As you probably know, The Hunger Games does devote quite a bit of attention toward food. This is especially since food is necessary for survival and much of the districts live in some degrees of poverty that they risk starvation. Katniss and Gale also hunt for food to feed their families (since their dads both dies in a mine explosion) as well while Peeta is a baker’s son and bakes like his old man and brothers. And it was Peeta who gave Katniss two loaves of burnt bread that restored her will to live before the series begins. And when she goes to the Capitol, she tends to devote significant detail to what’s on the buffet. Since the Hunger Games has a big fanbase, it’s not surprising that fans have their own Hunger Games food for their themed parties. Yeah, since the premise revolves around dystopian society sending teenagers to fight to the death on live television, it’s pretty disturbing. Even more so if it pertains to Hunger Games themed weddings. Seriously, just because the movie revolves around a love story, doesn’t mean you should have it as a theme for your wedding. Then again, we’ve been raised in a society that treats William Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet and Wuthering Heights as a couple of the greatest love stories of all time. Still, you have to admire how people are so creative when it pertains to treats, especially if they’re fans of a franchise. Some may be disturbing while some might be quite cute and appropriate. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a glimpse of some of the great Hunger Games treats out there.

Increase your odds of survival with this silver parachute cake.

As you might know, silver parachutes send sponsor gifts to tributes in the Hunger Games to help them survive. Peeta’s confessing his love for Katniss was very instrumental at getting these.

2. If you liked the fire dress transformation sequence in Catching Fire, then you’ll like this cake.

When Miss Havisham’s wedding dress catches fire, she dies. When Katniss Everdeen’s “wedding” dress is on fire, she’s the Mockingjay.

3. Revisit the Victory Tour events in Catching Fire with a cake of Seneca Crane hung in effigy.

Effigy or no effigy, this is pretty fucked up. I mean seriously, why would anyone want a cake like this?

4. Celebrate the Hunger Games with a box of Capitol chocolates.

Wonder if they’re like a regular box of chocolates. If so, then hope there’s a box on which ones contain stuff that I might want to avoid.

5. At your Hunger Games party, grace your table with this Katniss Mockingjay cake.

Let’s just say after Katniss spreads her mockingjay wings, things won’t be good for Cinna. Still, it’s a beautiful cake.

6. May the odds be ever in your favor with these Hunger Games cupcakes.

Now these are from the images you see on all 3 books. Of course is a Mockingjay which Katniss is associated with.

7. You heard about Katniss being “the Girl on Fire” but have you ever saw fire in cupcakes?

Now this isn’t real fire but it’s due to the magic of food coloring. If it was touched by real flames, it would be burnt to a crisp.

8. Nothing shows the Hunger Games spirit of the Capitol than tracker jacker nest cookies.

Let’s just say tracker jackers are genetically enhanced wasps that can either kill you or mess you up for life. Note what Katniss did to Glimmer.

9. Treat yourself this season to some Hunger Games apple pie.

Of course, this probably was made by a repressed art major. Well, from at least what I could tell from the crust.

10. Support your favorite Panem district with these district cookies.

Now these were probably done by a professional since they’re intricately detailed. Might have to zoom in to see what each of them say.

11. Celebrate the Hunger Games with this Cornucopia cake.

How can I tell this is for the Hunger Games? Well, it has flowers and tracker jackers on it. Thanksgiving cornucopias have neither.

12. Ensnare your guests’ appetites with these Catching Fire cupcakes.

Now these consist of burning dress, bronze Mockingjay, monarch butterfly, Peeta’s locket, white block, and a white rose with blood. You can guess what they mean by the symbolism.

13. Represent each Hunger Games district with these cupcakes.

Now these cupcakes make it more apparent on which one is which. Too bad District 12 just gets black icing.

14. Shoot your way to victory with these Hunger Games arrow cookies.

Strange for a post-apocalyptic tale, plenty have been killed with these. Then again, tributes aren’t allowed guns in the arena.

15. At your Hunger Games, it’s best that your side dish be of Peeta’s burnt raisin nut bread.

No, that’s not a cooking disaster. That’s how it’s supposed to look like. Yeah, I know it’s ridiculous.

16. Love Katniss? Well, you’ll certainly love these flaming cookies.

Now these are flaming cookies since Katniss is “the Girl on Fire.” But yes, they’re quite vibrant.

17. May the odds be ever in your favor with this Quarter Quell cake.

You might notice it because its in the arena. And it’s shaped like a clock, too.

18. Commemorate the Hunger Games with these Mockingjay pin cookies.

Now these might have black icing and only use the outline. But it’s still artistically better than what I could’ve done.

19. Be the ultimate fan with this flaming Hunger Games cake.

I hope this isn’t a wedding cake. I mean there’s just something about celebrating your love by theming your wedding on a series centered on teenagers killing each other on live TV that makes me cringe.

20. Like Effie Trinket? Then you’ll love these cupcakes of all her hairstyles.

Of course, knowing how Effie changes hairstyles like people change socks, you knew this had to happen. Of course, some of your relatives might not get the reference.

21. If you like the tributes from District 2, then you’ll certainly love Clove’s cupcakes.

It helps that her cupcakes have knives in them, which is her weapon MO. Still, she shouldn’t have taunted Katniss about Rue’s death while trying to kill her. Yeah, don’t want to make Thresh mad.

22. If you like Finnick, then take a bite out of some District 4 bread.

As in the books, it’s a seaweed loaf. And since District 4 specializes in fishing, it’s a fish.

23. If you want a ginger snack, these Hunger Games cookies will do nicely.

Like how they use Katniss, Peeta, and Gale’s faces with their icing hair. Wonder how that’s possible.

24. In the Capitol, it’s said they serve flower rolls. Like these.

Now these are pretty and quite intricate. But still, if I make buns, I should probably keep it simple.

25. For your baby shower, these Hunger Games cookies would do just nicely.

What the fuck? For God’s sake why have a Hunger Games themed baby shower? That’s as bad as having the Lorax as a spokesman for Hummer. Jesus Christ, why in the hell would anyone think it’s a good idea?

26. If you’re not a fans of Peeta’s buns, you might like this Hunger Games bread.

Now that’s a fan statement. Wonder if Peeta makes loaves like these. Probably.

27. Get in the Hunger Games spirit with this Cornucopia cake.

Like I said, the Cornucopia doesn’t really look like that. Still, at least it has nightlock berries, burnt loaves, and weapons.

28. Those who like District 12 will adore these coal cookies.

Now these are are all black. Probably either containing food coloring or Oreos. Still, how would you like to get those in your Christmas stocking?

29. Bring a fiery touch to your Hunger Games party with these fiery cupcakes.

Well, Katniss is “the Girl on Fire.” Still, they do have the Mockingjay symbol on them.

30. Relive the Quarter Quell with this Gingerbread arena.

Now this is just for decoration. But you can tell since all the Victors are wearing diving suits and it’s designed like a clock.

31. Show your love for the Hunger Games with these cookies.

Really like Katniss getting the “Obama Hope” treatment. Still, quite intricately designed, probably by a professional.

32. For your Mockingjay Part 2 premiere party, this marshmallow cake would do just fine.

Now the Mockingjay design is quite intricate. And I do like what this person did with the marshmallows.

33. Grace your Hunger Games party with this Nightlock Berry pie.

Yeah, I know this is a blueberry pie. But still, nightlock is deadly poisonous that Katniss and Peeta threatened to kill themselves with it. Think about it.

34. If you like Peeta, then you’ll love these bread loaf cupcakes.

Now these look fairly easy to make. Also, the bread loaves seem to be made from cake.

35. Remind the Capitol that you’ll burn with us with this bloody rose on fire cake.

Of course, a bloody rose certainly means President Snow. Those who read Mockingjay could guess why.

36. If you love the Hunger Games, then take a bite out of these cookies.

Now all of these seem to be square. Well, except for the flames.

37. Relive the 74th Hunger Games with this gingerbread arena.

Now you have to admire how they used animal crackers and Swedish fish for the fauna. The ice cream cones make great trees, too.

38. If you love the Hunger Games, then you and your guests will love to take a bite from these cookies.

Yes, I know I have a lot of pastries and cookies on here. But still, you have to take what you can get when doing these posts.

39. For healthier Hunger Games options, you might want to go for a Cornucopia salad.

Yeah, kind of shame that this is one of the few healthier Hunger Games treats on there. But you have to take what you can get sometimes.

40. If you liked Catching Fire, then take some delight in this Rice Krispies roasted pig.

They actually had a pig roast in the first book. In fact, Katniss shoots an arrow through the apple from one.

41. May the odds be ever in your favor with this Hunger Games fruit salad.

You know this is a Hunger Games fruit salad because the watermelon contains the Mockingjay. Yeah, you kind of have to admire the artistry here.

42. Nothing brings back the Hunger Games more than a cake of Peeta near the river.

You can tell it’s Peeta hiding since he has blue eyes. Still. luckily Katniss isn’t there to finish him off though.

43. If Rice Krispies pig roasts aren’t for you, then you might want to go with a pig roast cake.

Yes, this is a pig roast cake. Yes, the pig has eyelashes. Still, at least it has some real fruits and veggies with it.

44. Treat your guests at your Hunger Games party with these cake pops.

Some of these have the Mockingjay while some have flames. But the flame ones look like ignited ping pong balls.

45. Like Katniss? Then you’ll like this cake.

Now this is a 10 ft high cake of Katniss. It’s not something I’d recommend anyone to make. But since it’s associated with the Hunger Games, it’s going in.

46. Have a healthy Hunger Games lunch with this bento lunch.

Of course, even this healthy lunch will only last you one meal. In other words, will give you no help in the arena.

47. Nothing brings the spirit of the Hunger Games like these flaming arrow cake pops.

Now you might not see flaming arrows in the Hunger Games movies. But since she’s “the Girl on Fire” and shoots arrows, they seem a good fit.

48. May the odds be ever in your favor with this Hunger Games fruit dessert.

Now this is said to come from the Mellark Bakery. Still, at least it’s healthier than some of the treats I’ve shown so far.

49. Those who thought the books were better might like this cake, too.

Now this is pretty creative. Of course, it’s either made by a professional or someone with too much time on their hands.

50. Now this Hunger Games bento will help get you through the day.

But it won’t get you through the arena. Still, you have to admire the design on that Hunger Games sandwich.

51. Grace your Hunger Games dessert platter with this nightlock berry cake.

Okay, so basically this is a cake that seems to glamorize teen suicide. Or teenagers possibly having little knowledge of wilderness survival skills, like in Foxface’s situation.

52. Remember with this cake, the odds just might be in your favor.

Because true love is making a suicide pact with poison berries so you don’t have to kill your boyfriend. Or the guy who everyone thinks is your boyfriend.

53. Have a fiery lunch with this Hunger Games bento.

Comes with a Hunger Games sandwich and some veggie flames. Also, like the arrow stuck into it.

54. With these cookies, there are odds that your guests will find them in their favor.

Yes, I keep showing cookies on this post. But you need to understand, I don’t seem to have a lot to work with here.

55. May the odds be ever in your chocolately favor with these Hunger Games brownies.

Other than the Mockingjay design, these look pretty doable. Just need to get some circular cookie covers, but they could be easy to make.

56. Volunteer? Well, hope this cake can put the odds in your favor.

Now this is a birthday cake for a 13 year old girl. Not sure if I find it disturbing or not, for obvious reasons.

57. Nothing shows your love for the Hunger Games or each other than this wedding cake.

For God’s sake, the Hunger Games is one of the most inappropriate wedding themes ever since it revolves around a teenage death match. Seriously, it’s something that would appall Katniss, Peeta, and all their Victor friends. I mean what the fuck?

58. Celebrate the Hunger Games with this golden Mockingjay cake.

Now this is a great cake design. However, I might want to take some issue with the nightlock berries on the bottom.

59. Nothing brings the spirit of the Hunger Games like this book cake.

Now this looks like it was spray painted save for the logo. Probably done by a professional.

60. If you like the Hunger Games, then you’ll love this cake of Katniss and Peeta in the cave.

Of course, in the books, they were in way worse shape in the cave scenes. And yes, it’s fairly apparent that Katniss was faking it. Or was she? You can’t be sure.

Be the Mockingjay with These Hunger Games Craft Projects

Posted by historymaniacmegan on November 4, 2015

Of course, like most franchises, the Hunger Games has a legion of many devoted as well as misunderstood fans. After all, you’ve seen how this plays out with the merchandising. Yes, there are plenty of fans willing to buy anything even Hunger Games stuff that misses the story’s point. Another thing that’s prevalent among Hunger Games fans are the crafts. Just look on Pinterest or Etsy to see what I mean. Better yet, see this graphic above. Of course, we all know that most Hunger Games fans are teenage girls and young women and craft projects are seen as feminine activities. However, it’s pretty clear that most NFL fans are men and I found absolutely no problem looking for NFL craft projects either. Yes, there are a lot of female football fans out there but that’s beside the point. Besides, I’ve done posts on craft projects pertaining to material mostly attributed to men like taxidermy and wood sculpture. Yes, taxidermy and wood working count as crafts too, as well metal working. But guys don’t tend to admit that. Still, in this post you’ll see plenty of fan made craft projects attributed to the Hunger Games. Some of them may be cute and clever. Some of them might be in poor taste or have some disturbing connotations. Some might make you wonder what the hell were they thinking. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasury of Hunger Games craft projects created by the fans. And no, I don’t think many of them are licensed by Lionsgate buy screw them.

Remember the third Quarter Quell with this commemorative necklace.

Now this has stuff relating to Catching fire. There’s fire of course as well as the Mockingjay, arrow, and 12 for District 12. But you also see a clock and the pearl. If you haven’t read the books or see the movies, you wouldn’t understand.

2. Carry your thinks in this Hunger Games patchwork quilt purse.

Now there are quite a few of these. And you might see some of your favorite moments in a colorful tapestry.

3. Of course, there are always plenty of supplies in the arena at the Cornucopia.

Actually the Cornucopia doesn’t look like this in the books or the movies. But let’s just say plenty of tributes die there on the first day for obvious reasons.

4. No song is more iconic in The Hunger Games than “The Hanging Tree.”

Of course, this song is about a guy wanting his girlfriend to commit suicide with him. And it’s possible that he might be the guy who murdered three. Happy stuff.

5. Show your love for the Hunger Games by making your own Mockingjay pin.

Then again, sure it might not be like the ones they sell. But it doesn’t look that bad to me either. The bird is just perfect.

6. If you like Catching Fire, then you’d sure like this Tree of Life pendant.

Not sure what the Tree of Life has anything to do with the Hunger Games. But it’s nevertheless beautiful.

7. Show your love for the Hunger Games with this Mockingjay blanket.

Kind of reminds me of an Andy Warhol pop art style picture. Of course, it probably too much longer to make.

8. Be like Katniss and make your own bow and arrows.

I think set was used for a Katniss costume if I’m not mistaken. Still, let’s nobody shoots anyone’s eye out with that.

9. Grace your home with this Hunger Games painted plate.

Since it’s painted, it’s used for decoration. But I do love the flames on this and the Mockingjay.

10. For those who love Seneca Crane’s marvelous beard, here’s a necklace of that.

Seneca Crane may not have been in the books or movies much. But man, his immortal beard made him a popular character.

11. Keep warm with this Mockingjay blanket.

So I guess the blue and red are there because they were the colors of the later tow book covers. But the Mockingjay stands as clear as day.

12. Carry your things in this crocheted Hunger Games tote bag.

Yes, you see the Mockinjay a lot on Hunger Games stuff. Get used to it. It’s a well-known symbol in the story.

13. Show your love for the Hunger Games with these Mockingjay bracelets.

Seems that they come in 6 different colors in this picture. Still, you see a lot of these on Etsy and Pinterest.

14. Of course, you can always make your own tracker jacker nest.

Tracker jackers are genetically engineered wasps created by the Capitol to control people. They’re fiercely aggressive and their venom causes powerful hallucinations and/or death. You’re better off dealing with Africanized killer bees.

15. May the odds be ever in your favor with these Hunger Games ribbon hair clips.

Seems to go with the Mockingjay symbol of all 3 books. And in the same colors, too.

16. Show your love for the Hunger Games with this emblazoned Mockingjay hair piece.

Now I think that’s an embroidered patch. But still, I’m sure Peacekeepers could see that thing from at least a mile away.

17. Love the Hunger Games? Well, you’ll love these moss and arrow bottle necklaces.

Yes, I know that Katniss’s weapon is a bow and arrow. But I still don’t know what to think about this.

18. Nothing says Happy Hunger Games like a Hunger Games wreath at your front door.

Well, at least it doesn’t have a festive design. But still, “Happy Hunger Games” just makes me pretty uncomfortable.

19. Decorate your Christmas tree with this Hunger Games ornament.

Yes, nothing says, “Peace on Earth” than an ornament from a franchise about teenagers fighting to the death. Not sure if that sends the appropriate message.

20. Grace your home with these Hunger Games Russian nesting dolls.

Now this set includes Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Prim, and Rue. Of course, this is from the first book though.

21. Nothing makes you an ultimate fan than a Hunger Games iPhone case.

Now this is so adorable. And I see it includes Katniss, Peeta, and Gale, too.

22. May the odds be ever in your favor with this Hunger Games locket necklace.

Now this is very pretty. Wouldn’t mind having this myself. Yet, I usually buy jewelry at yard sales anyway.

23. Drink a toast to your favorite district with these Hunger Games wine glass rings.

And each district comes with its own different color and shape. Of course, you wouldn’t be able to tell which districts they were by themselves unless you look close enough.

24. If you like Finnick, then you’ll like this shell necklace.

Yeah, Finnick may be seen as a pretty boy and ladies’ man. However, in reality, he has a girlfriend with PTSD and is forced to whore himself to rich people in the Capitol. Pretty tragic I might say.

25. Grace your table with a white rose from President Snow.

Let’s just say if it’s white and smells stronger than what a normal rose should, President Snow was probably there. And yes, it’s okay to feel uncomfortable about it.

26. Of course, drink with style with these Hunger Games wine glasses.

Both have Katniss and Peeta’s names on it. Also, both have a painted Mockingjay on them.

27. Keep yourself warm with this District 12 beanie.

Wonder if they have these for all the Panem districts? Of course, I don’t remember Katniss and Peeta wearing them in the movie.

28. Keep yourself clean with these Hunger Games bath and beauty products from Fortune Cookie Soap.

Guess this is the Quarter Quell collection. Funny that many of these come in shapes and sizes. One of the liquid ones called “Blood Rain.”

29. Step outside with these Hunger Games shoes.

Each has the Mockingjay logo on one shoe and a quote on the other. And all are in the same color as the book covers.

30. Snuggle up with an amigurumi of your favorite Hunger Games character.

Now there’s Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Haymitch, Effie, Prim, Cinna, Rue, and Buttercup. Of course, this ensemble is from the first book.

31. Like Foxface? Then you’ll love this sampler.

Yes, the girl from District 5 who lasted incredibly long in the Hunger Games without killing or making alliances. However, we’re not sure about whether she knew the berries she stole from Peeta were poisonous.

32. Show your love for the Hunger Games by gracing this Mockingjay wreath at your front door.

Now this is pretty. And it has red, orange, and yellow streamers to emphasize how Katinss is the

Now this is pretty. And it has red, orange, and yellow strips to emphasize how Katinss is the “Girl on Fire.”

33. Sit your drink on a Hunger Games coaster.

And it has a rainbow Mockinjay. Still, not sure if it is of glass or lacquer.

And it has a rainbow Mockinjay. Still, not sure if it is of glass, plastic, or lacquer.

34. For those who love Effie Trinket, you’ll love this necklace.

Of course, the big flower goes well with Effie Trinket’s eccentric fashion tastes. Seriously, she wore a dress of monarch butterflies.

35. Show your love for the Hunger Games with these arrow pillows.

Available in 4 different designs. But I like the red one the best, since it’s the more ornate.

36. Show your love for the Hunger Games by wearing this ring of fire.

Of course, you might not want to wear it for formal occasions. But it’ll sure give you a lot of attention and make a nice conversation piece.

37. If you love District 12, then you’ll like wearing this coal and chain necklace.

Wouldn’t think that they’d put a lump of coal on a golden chain. This is especially since that coal is becoming less of a viable energy source because it’s an incredibly dirty fossil fuel.

38. Who knew you could make bows and arrows from Q-tips, popsicle sticks, and dental floss?

Yes, this was inspired by the Hunger Games. And yes, it might involve some pilfering some bathroom supplies. Still, these are so clever if you ask me.

39. Cuddle up on the couch with this Mockingjay pillow cushion.

Now this is lovely. Seems like whoever made this might have had a bit too much time on their hands.

40. Decorate your room with this Hunger Games tapestry.

Consist of the Mockingjay logos you see on all 3 novels and in the same colors. Should go well with a lot of Hunger Games crafts.

41. May the odds be ever in your favor with this Mockingjay bracelet.

Now this is pretty and more heavy duty. Doesn’t hurt that it’s purple, too.

42. Show your love for the Capitol with this woodburn sign.

Of course, we should know that the Capitol are the bad guys in the series. Seriously, these people force teenagers to fight to the death on live television for their entertainment.

43. Keep your money safe with this Hunger Games duct tape wallet.

And it has the painted flaming Mockingjay in the inside. Couldn’t do one with my bare hands if my life depended on it.

44. Decorate your Christmas tree this year with this Mockingjay ornament.

Well, the Mockingjay is a symbol of the rebellion against the Capitol. Yet, it’s also a hybrid of a genetically engineered Jabberjay and a Northern Mockingbird.

45. Be the ultimate fan with this embroidery of the arena for the 74th Hunger Games.

Now I have to admire the craftsmanship here since it’s very detailed. But we have to realize that 22 kids died there. Think about it.

46. Support the rebellion with this Mockingjay bone necklace.

Of course, it’s more likely made from shell than bone. But i’s nevertheless pretty.

47. Nothing brings the Hunger Games spirit than a bottle of Nightlock berries.

Of course, those berries are poisonous that Katniss and Peeta made a suicide pact with them. You know so they wouldn’t have to kill one another.

48. Remember Peeta’s love for Katniss with Peeta’s pearl necklace.

Said to contain a replica of a pearl before the arena was destroyed and he was captured by the Capitol. What happened to him after that was just so horrifying.

49. Remember the Katniss and Peeta romance with this commemorative locket.

Contains a peal, a Mockingjay, an arrow, and a locket. Of course, it’s pretty devastating to Katniss that Peeta got captured.

50. And in case you’re not fond of circles, they have a square one, as well.

Still, a square one makes sense. I mean it contained at least 3 pictures, consisting of Gale, Prim, and Mrs. Everdeen. Well, read the books, okay?

51. Show your love for the Hunger Games by collecting these district accessories.

Includes all 13 districts as well as the Capitol. Still, each district is in the shape as its main industry.

52. If you like President Snow, then you’ll certainly love his flattering portrait.

I think this is based off a Jennifer Lawrence cell phone photo with pancakes. Still, this picture is just so bad that I couldn’t keep it off this post.

53. May the odds be ever in your favor with these Mockingjay necklaces.

Available in 5 different colors. And they even have a picture to show how they glow.

54. Keep yourself clean with some Mockingshea soap.

Now this is actually quite clever branding if you think of it. Still, don’t know what’s with the specks on top.

55. Celebrate your favorite Hunger Games couple with this commemorative mug.

Sorry, but “Peeniss” is an unfortunate couple name for Katniss and Peeta. So is “Katpee.” Better to go with “Everlark,” “Mellardeen,” or “Toast.”

56. Cuddle with the “Girl on Fire” with this Katniss amigurumi.

Now this depicts Katniss when she twirls her Catching Fire wedding dress. Still, quite cute.

57. If you liked “The Hanging Tree,” then you’ll like this pendant.

Of course, I’m not sure if I want to wear a hanging tree around my neck. I mean the song is quite disturbing if you think about it.

58. Remember the Hunger Games with this charm bracelet.

Seems to have a lot of charms that you’d associate with the Hunger Games. Wonder if you can fit them all.

59. The odds were never in our favor according to this sampler.

Of course, this would be the case in the Hunger Games. There the competition is deadly, literally.

60. Show your love for the Hunger Games with this hair comb.

Now this looks pretty. Of course, contains the Mockingjay and some beads.

61. Keep warm with this Hunger Games districts blanket.

Now this one contains the 12 districts as well as the 3 Mockingjay images from the books. Still, wonder how the person had to hold it for the picture.

62. If you love the Hunger Games and To Kill a Mockingbird, then you’ll like To Kill a Mockingjay.

Not sure if I’d prefer a book that pertains a fight to the death as well as a lawyer defending an innocent black man. Still, quite clever.

63. If you like Katniss and Peeta, then you’ll love these clay figurines of them.

Now these are so cute. Just have to love Peeta carrying his little loaf of bread and Katniss with her little bow.

64. Keep your CDs with this Hunger Games CD holder.

Not sure who still listens to CDs anymore. But still, it looks well made, regardless.

65. May the odds be ever in your favor with this knitted Hunger Games pin.

You have to admire the craftsmanship on this. Still, you wonder whether it will fall off if you actually use it.

66. Like Rue? Then you’ll love this embroidery piece.

Yes, she’s the agile tree climbing tribute from District 11 who Katniss befriended. Still, it’s just sad how she was killed like that.

67. Remember Rue’s demise with this wreath with her lullaby.

Now this is a lovely wreath. But how Rue died is just so sad, especially how Katniss covered her in flowers.

68. Bathe yourself with these Hunger Games soaps.

Guess these consist of an arrow, District 12, Peeta’s bread, and Rue’s flowers and lullaby. And each seems to come in its own tin.

69. Be the ultimate fan with this Hunger Games charm bracelet.

Yes, I know it’s another charm bracelet. Still, are those purple beads supposed to be nightlock?

70. Carry your things in this knitted Hunger Games purse.

And it comes with fringes. Still, you have to admire the craftsmanship on this one.

71. Always know the time with this watch necklace inspired by Peeta’s locket.

I’m sure Peeta’s locket didn’t have a clock. Still, this is rather well made.

72. May the odds be ever in your favor with this District 12 armband.

As far as I can tell, this is made of felt, which doesn’t have much elasticity. Then again, perhaps it doubles as a bracelet.

73. May the odds be ever in your favor with this painted wood decoration.

Yes, I’m kind of repeating myself. But that’s exactly what this wood image says though.

74. Commemorate the Katniss and Peeta love story with these pearl rings.

Available in gold, silver, and bronze. Still, if you don’t know the significance of the pearl, then read the books.

75. Scrub up with these Tribute Collection soaps from the Fortune Cookie Soap Company.

Now these consist of soaps associated with the first book. For instance, the District 12 soap is coal.

76. Bake in the kitchen with this Mellark Bakery apron.

Yes, there’s a line with Mellark Bakery stuff. Well, actually a few as I’ve seen on Pinterest. Don’t ask me about it.

77. If you love the Hunger Games, then you’ll certainly love these trinkets.

Consists of Katniss, Peeta, and Gale. Nevertheless, they’re all so cute.

78. Have tons of fun with these Hunger Games wooden peg dolls.

Now these consist of Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Prim, Effie, Haymitch, Seneca Crane, and President Snow. Still, they’re quite cute as you see.

79. Show your love for the Hunger Games with this wire pendant.

Said to be about similar to the size of a penny. Still, you have to admire the craftsmanship and detail.

80. Keep warm this season with your very own Hunger Games quilt.

Now this contains the Mockingjay as well as pieces to look like flames. Quite beautiful and intricate, indeed.

Happy Hunger Games Merchandise

Posted by historymaniacmegan on November 2, 2015

So Nerdvember is off to a great start. Now most franchises have their own line of merchandise and The Hunger Games is no exception to that, especially with the fanbase and success that it has. I mean the books were bestsellers while the movies broke box office records, especially those with female leads. However, when it comes to merchandise, The Hunger Games finds itself in a unique position that poses a lot of problem. Now this has nothing to do with its popularity or whether fans will buy Hunger Games stuff. But rather, the fact that it centers around a story that contains rather disturbing material that fans and merchandisers may have missed. Like the fact that it takes place in a dystopian society that forces teenagers to take part in a televised fight to the death. Not to mention that many of them come from desperate situations like dire poverty like Katniss Everdeen herself. Some Hunger Games merchandise is fine, especially if it has the Mockingjay symbol. But there are some merchandise that is just plain ridiculous that it makes you wonder whether the people selling the stuff know anything about the series and what it’s about. So for your reading and viewing pleasure, here are some of the crazy Hunger Games merchandise you might see if you look hard enough.

Keep warm this season with your very own Hunger Games snuggie.

Of course, this would really come in handy if your family is out of oil and you’re too chicken to sign up for tesserae. Yeah, I read the books.

2. Enjoy countless hours of fun with Hunger Games Monopoly.

Of course, instead of having “Go to Jail,” it’s “Treason, Become Avox.” For those who haven’t read the books, you really don’t want to be an Avox. And yes, it’s worse than going to jail. Much worse.

3. Smell like Peeta Mellark with your very own Baker’s Boy cologne.

I’m sure girls are bound to find the smell of burnt and stale bread sexy. Then again, reeking of baked goods might make a guy smell quite nice.

4. For those who like to make gargling noises in the sack, an Avox thong is just the ticket.

Because to some people, nothing is sexier than a person who’s been enslaved by the Capitol and had their tongue ripped out for committing treason. Yeah, pretty wrong on many levels.

5. Show your love for the franchise with this Hunger Games bra.

I don’t know about you but I have no idea why this thing even exists. Bet it leads to jokes like “the odds favor lefty.” Good God.

6. May the odds be ever in your favor with this silver parachute necklace.

From io9: “Considering the pain these silver parachutes eventually deliver, isn’t it a wee bit morbid to wear a silver parachute around your neck? Granted this particular parachute necklace is delivering Peeta’s special knock out broth, not death — but wasn’t the parachute symbol was forever tainted after the final book? Just saying.”

7. Show your mutual love for each other and the Hunger Games with Real or Not Real couples jewelry.

Because nothing is more romantic than trying to reconnect with your boyfriend after he’s endured months of torture and brainwashing. Oh, and after he’s tried to strangle you after being rescued from the Capitol.

8. Let everyone know that you’re not someone to piss off with your very own “Muttation in Training” pin.

From io9: “So you want The Capitol to murder you for entertainment, rip out your eyes, and turn you into a wolf? Yikes.” Basically sums it up.

9. Make your nails glimmer this year with China Glaze Capitol Colors.

Seriously, I highly doubt that any Hunger Games tributes would care about how their nails look. I mean they're taking part in competition where the competition is deadly, literally. I mean why?

Because teenage girls need to have great looking nails before they’re impaled before their funeral. Seriously, why does this line even exist?

10. Show your love for the Hunger Games with these quality flip flops.

I don’t know about you. But I’m sure these shoes will serve no practicality whatsoever in the arena. Might want to stick with tennis shoes.

11. Have young girls reenact the Hunger Games with their very own Barbie dolls of Katniss, Effie, Peeta, Finnick, and more.

Then again, Twilight Barbies are probably worse. But still, does Mattel know what the series is about? Doesn’t make it less disturbing.

12. Celebrate this Christmas by hanging your very own Hunger Games stocking.

Because nothing says “peace on earth, good will toward men” like a stocking that says, “kill or be killed.” Yeah, how the Hunger Games fits into that, I have no idea.

13. Introduce your little one to the Hunger Games with a “Kill or Be Killed” baby beanie.

From Zimbio: “Want to raise your baby to be a badass nihilist? Start off by with a Hunger Games beanie that will prepare your newborn for a dystopian future where death is just a game.” Yeah, one of the most disturbing baby items I’ve ever seen.

14. Get your own Hunger Games look with Cover Girl’s Capitol Beauty Studio Collection.

Because as any Panem mother said, make sure you have a pretty face for you never know when you'll be impaled by a rival tribute. Seriously, Cover Girl what the fuck were you thinking?

Because as any Panem mother said, make sure you have a pretty face for you never know when you’ll be impaled by a rival tribute and turned into a muttation. Seriously, Cover Girl what the fuck were you thinking?

15. Fan of Haymitch Abernathy? Well, drink your own stuff with your own quality Haymitch mug.

Yes, it’s made to look like a Jack Daniels label. And we all know Haymitch is District 12’s town drunk. But still, his alcoholism is nothing to joke about after all he’s been through.

16. Like Katniss? Then perhaps you’d like some knee socks with her name on it.

From Zimbio: “Nothing too flashy here, just some super cool knee-high socks with Katniss’ name running down the leg. Now wherever you go, Katniss won’t be far behind.” Sounds kind of disturbing doesn’t it?

17. Cook recipes from Panem with your very own Hunger Games cook book.

From Zimbio: “A key to survival is knowing how to cook, which is why you’ll want to invest in The Unofficial Hunger Games Cookbook. Sure, Rue’s Roasted Parsnips, Grilled Tree Rat with Peanut Butter Dipping Sauce, and Plutarch Heavensbee’s Roasted Sucking Pig Surprise might not seem like fine dining, but, come on, Katniss had to eat squirrels for dinner.”

18. Make your home smell like hard liquor with your very own Haymitch scented candle.

Said to smell like rum, whiskey, and bourbon. Add to that PTSD, emotional heartache, and survivor guilt. No wonder he drinks.

Said to smell like rum, whiskey, and bourbon. Add to that PTSD, emotional heartache from losing your family and girlfriend, survivor guilt, and anguish over having to send 46 kids to their deaths. No wonder he drinks.

19. Make your home smell of roses with this President Snow scented candle.

From the label: “President Snow may be an evil, ruthless, dictator but he sure smells delightful! His genetically engineered rose smells just as sweet as the real thing, and leaves no lingering taste of blood.” Okay, do you really want your home to smell like a guy fans call “Evil Santa Claus?” Think about it.

20. Survive the wilderness with your very own Hunger Games duffel bag.

Comes in all 12 districts. Perfect for storing weapons and supplies as you hunt down your peers.

21. Step into Capitol fashion with these Hunger Games high heeled shoes.

Well, at least they aren’t flip flops and might be of some use for tributes. But once in the arena, then they’ll make it easy for your rivals to kill you.

22. Celebrate the Mockingjay Part 2 premiere with a “Happy Hunger Games” Banner.

Uh, to me the notion, “Happy Hunger Games” is pretty disturbing. Kind of suggests that the Hunger Games are a more festive event instead of the horrible sick show they are.

23. Remember, to keep in mind and wish all peace, love, and Hunger Games.

Peace, love, and Hunger Games? What the fuck? Does the designer have any idea that the Hunger Games is the exact opposite of peace and love. War, Hate, and Hunger Games would be more appropriate.

24. Refresh yourself with some Hunger Games H2O spring water.

Then again, it’s probably much cleaner than whatever water Katniss has ever drank in her life. Still, it’s the preferred drink when you’re being chased to death by your peers for sport.

25. Support your favorite district in Catching Fire with your very own Victor T-Shirt.

Yeah, I know that hardcore fans may identify with certain districts like Harry Potter fans “sort” themselves into different houses at Hogwarts. However, in Catching Fire, victors from each district were forced to kill other kids to survive the games. It’s not like being at Hogwarts. Also, does anyone care about non-essential districts like 6? You know the one where the victors were both drug addicts.

26. Reenact the Hunger Games with your very own Katniss Everdeen action figure.

Now I do think Katniss Everdeen is a feminist role model and a great female character in her own right. However, we should understand that while Katniss may look badass with her bow, she’s an unwilling pawn in the Capitol’s twisted games. Making her an action figure makes her seem like she’s in control but she’s not.

27. Kids, show your love for the Hunger Games by wearing this “I Love Capitol City” T-shirt.

For the last time, the Hunger Games involves the ritual slaughter of kids slaughtering each other as entertainment for the masses. It’s not Harry Potter. Besides, the Panem Capitol is such a den of scum and villainy that it makes Mos Eisley space port look tame in comparison.

28. Help your baby be a future tribute with their very own Panem district bibs.

Does anyone think the notion of Hunger Games baby stuff is disturbing? Seriously, the best thing I can say about this that it’s from District 12.

29. Clean your hands with some Nightlock hand soap.

You mean the soap from those poison berries that killed Foxface? Uh, no thanks. I’ll just keep my hands dirty this time.

30. For a more romantic theme, go with a “Real or Not Real” party banner.

Yes, those words might be romantic. But come on, they alone don’t detract from the fact at the time Peeta was severely tortured with tracker jacker venom and other mental conditioning that made him almost kill Katniss.

31. May the odds be ever in your flavor with this Hunger Games spoon.

I may not be an expert in cutlery. However, as someone who’s familiar with the Hunger Games, this is in very poor taste.

32. This Christmas, decorate your tree with these Hunger Games reaping ball ornaments.

Yeah, those things that have the kids names to select for Reaping Day. Really disturbing if you ask me.

33. Support the Capitol with your very own President Snow bracelet.

From Entertainment Weekly: “Forget Team Peeta and Team Gale, it’s all about Team Snow. Why not show your support for the misunderstood fascist dictator with this rose and Capitol seal bracelet? It is pretty, but isn’t the thought of wearing the emblem of an evil ruler (who doesn’t even have cool magical powers) a little disturbing?”

34. Show your support for Team Peeta with these pink panties.

In case you can’t read the fine print, it says “A sensitive soul…with great buns.” Yeah, nothing says support in a death match than wearing their name across your butt.

35. If you also like Peeta, then you’ll love this pink iphone case.

I’m sure we all do. But still, don’t you think such support is kind of ridiculous? Seriously, why?

36. Nothing shows your support for the Hunger Games than wearing a reaping orb around your neck with a chain.

Come on, why the hell would anyone make this? You know the names that come out usually have a less than 10% chance of coming home alive.

37. For Catching Fire, don’t forget to grab some fiery footlongs at your neighborhood Subway.

Of course, this is no longer available but I had to put in. I mean The Hunger Games revolves around post-apocalyptic starvation. Maybe they should’ve went with hoagies containing meat from squirrels, rabbits, or rats on burned or stale bread. That would’ve been more appropriate.

38. Show your love for the Hunger Games with these “Mockingjay with Flames” socks.

I know they took the design from the poster. But it kind of looks like the Mockingjay is going down in flames. And we know that Katniss is seen as the Mockingjay.

39. Light up your room with this Hunger Games light bulb.

Really? A Hunger Games light bulb? You’re shitting me. Seriously, I’m just wondering how anyone could think of this. Said to cost $15 on Amazon by the way.

40. For those who love the Hunger Games, you’ll sure look stunning with Nightlock jewelry.

Because nothing says true love than hoisting these poison berries to you and your boyfriend's mouths and threatening a joint suicide. Didn't see a romanticization of suicide since Romeo and Juliet.

Because nothing says true love than hoisting these poison berries to you and your boyfriend’s mouths and threatening a joint suicide. Didn’t see such a romanticization of teen suicide since Romeo and Juliet.

41. Support the Hunger Games by wearing a pin volunteering your brother as a tribute.

From Entertainment Weekly: “This “I Volunteer My Brother as Tribute” pin makes it clear that you’d sacrifice your brother to avoid having to compete in the Hunger Games yourself.” Still, I don’t think volunteering works that way.

42. If you’ve been stunned by a tracker jacker, try some antivenom.

Still, I think it might just be body wash. Still, if you're aware tracker jacker stings can cause brain washing, hallucinations, and/or death. Requires immediate treatment with a special kind of leaves.

Still, I think it might just be body wash. Still, if you’re aware tracker jacker stings can cause brain washing, powerful hallucinations, and/or death. Requires immediate treatment with a special kind of leaves.

43. If you like the smell of berries, try some Essence of Nightlock.

For God’s sake what’s with the Nightlock stuff? Do they have any idea they’re poisonous berries Katniss threatened to do a joint suicide with? Seriously, why?

44. Got chapped lips? Then keep them moist with Catching Fire Red lip gloss.

I think if you’re trying to survive the Hunger Games, chapped lips are the last thing you’ll probably worry about. Also, you won’t use the whole tube anyway.

45. Care for your future peacekeeper with this peacekeeper cadet burp blanket.

Of course, all peacekeepers start out as babies. But seriously, their main job is to maintain law and order and suppress dissent through coercion and brutality.

46. For your hunger needs at school, you can always get a Hunger Games lunch box.

Yeah, nothing like a way to honor a series about post-apocalyptic starvation than a thing you put food in. Of course, don’t know if that’s appropriate for kids in elementary school.

47. With this burp cloth, remember that the odds were never in your baby’s favor.

Well, as far as the Hunger Games is concerned, at least this is honest. But as to why they have Hunger Games baby products, I don’t have the slightest idea.

48. May the odds be ever in your favor with this silver parachute necklace.

Yes, this is another silver parachute necklace. But this one also has little compartments. But if you’re familiar with the books, it’s kind of a macabre piece of jewelry.

49. Celebrate the Hunger Games with your very own Catching Fire chocolate bars.

Hope they’re not like the assorted chocolates you eat from a fancy box. Wait a minute, this is promote a movie that deals with post-apocalyptic starvation. Why the hell do they have this?

50. Create your own Hunger Games story with this magnetic story kit.

Said to contain 250 words only to create quotes from the movies said by Peeta and Katniss. Why they thought this was a good idea, I’ll never know.

51. For those who like Peeta, cuddle up with this Peeta pillow case.

Doesn’t mean you might fantasize cuddling with Peeta, doesn’t mean that a pillow case in his likeness is a good idea. Just saying.

52. Like Katniss, you too, can now have an orange Hunger Games backpack.

From You’re Killing Us: “It’s orange, just like Katniss’! Remember how Katniss’ backpack was orange, so people in the arena would be better able to see her in the woods so that they could kill her? Awesome!”

53. Toast the Hunger Games with your very own Mockingjay beer stein.

I can totally imagine Haymitch drinking from this. However, I don’t think he’d be drinking beer or just beer in that though.

54. Cuddle up with Peeta with your very own Peeta polar fleece.

Would go nicely with that Peeta pillow case. But really, why have Peeta merchandise when you can get Katniss?

55. Make your eyes look stunning with these Effie Trinket eyelashes.

So they actually have these. Still, wouldn’t want to wear them during a job interview. The HR might think you’re tripping.

56. Wake up in the morning with a Hunger Games whistle mug.

From Virgin Media: “The musical notation version of Rue’s iconic whistle from the films, which means that there are literally about three people in the world who will see, recognize and enjoy this very niche product.”

57. If it’s your thing you can go with some Tracker Jacker Venom.

To be fair, this is soap. But still, tracker jacker venom was what the Capitol used to hijack Peeta’s mind so they could use him to kill Katniss. Think about it.

58. Show your love for the Hunger Games with your very own Mockingjay votive candle holder.

Wonder how anyone thought this was a good idea? Guess they thought a shadow mockingjay logo looked cool.

59. Sleep soundly with your very own District 12 bead spread.

From Zimbio: “You’ll sleep soundly every night knowing that Peeta and Katniss are there to protect you. This Hunger Games bedspread is also a total chick magnet, so… win/win.” I’m not so sure about that.

60. Stay dry with your very own flaming Mockingjay umbrella.

From Zimbio: “While the kids in the Hunger Games have to worry about their friends murdering them, real world concerns like inclement weather are much less troubling. And although there’s no death protection for the tributes, there is this flaming Mockingjay umbrella to help all of us stay dry.”

May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor Dressed in These Wonderful Hunger Games Costumes

Posted by historymaniacmegan on November 1, 2015

Now that Halloween is over, I can go back to business as usual. So until Christmas comes around, no more posts about costumes, treats, crafts, or other stuff associated with special occasions. Okay, I’m wrong. Because during the next two months, two major science fiction franchises will dominate the big screen once again. One is an epic ground breaking franchise that changed the reputation of visual effects and science fiction movies in general as well as entertained generations for nearly 40 years. The other is based on a trilogy of young adult novels that were released less than 10 years ago. One is said to be a ripoff from a Japanese movie while the other actually is that even the creator admits it. One franchise will have its next installment after years of mediocre prequels and will unite 3 members of the original cast. The other will release its final installment based on the second part of the last novel. One takes place a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. The other takes place in a dystopian post-apocalyptic society in North America. One franchise involves a rebellion fighting against an evil empire in the midst of outer space and involves droids, jedi, aliens, and intergalactic battles. The other revolves around a rich capital exploiting its districts of resources and retaining control of them by forcing 24 teenagers from these districts in an annual fight to the death on live television. Still, they both involve headstrong heroines in mortal peril having to choose between a scruffy looking, dark, and handsome nerfherder who gets tortured/frozen and a sweet but seemingly wimpy light haired guy who’s not as lame or defenseless as he looks. But only one of these franchises involves a moment of incest. So to celebrate both movie franchise premieres, I have decided to attract both fan bases with my posts for Nerdvember.

Since Mockingjay Part 2 will be released in theaters on November 20th while Star Wars: The Force Awakens won’t come out until December 18th, I might as well start with The Hunger Games first. Now for those who are unfamiliar with the books or the movies, let me explain. It’s based on a trilogy of young adult novels by Suzanne Collins. The story takes place on a dystopian post-apocalyptic society in North America called Panem with a rich and technologically advanced Capitol exploiting resources from 12 districts to varying levels of poverty that it controls with iron rule. And in order to show who’s in charge, the Capitol punishes these 12 districts for a past rebellion by selecting 2 kids in each district between the ages of 12-18 to battle in a fight to the death on live television everyone’s forced to watch. Our protagonist 16-year-old Katniss Everdeen is from District 12, the poorest of these districts and and has lived in dire poverty since her father died in a mining explosion when she was 11. But unlike most Hunger Games tributes in her district, she volunteers so her 12 year old sister, Prim won’t have to go (her name was picked on the Reaping Day lottery for the girls). However, at the same time, her fellow District 12 tribute, Peeta Mellark has been in love with her since they were kids, though Katniss didn’t take notice until he admitted it on national television (though I have to admit, Peeta’s actions aren’t as dumb as they seem). Themes consist of socio-economic inequality, media manipulation, government corruption and incompetence, lack of agency, violence as entertainment, war, exploitation, imperialism, and bread and circus style politics. And despite the books being catered to kids as young as 11-13, they contain elements like public nudity, decapitation, suicide, torture, mutilation, child prostitution, being buried alive, and other psychologically and emotionally disturbing content. I am not kidding about this. Seriously, read the books and/or watch the movies to see for yourselves. So let’s just say this isn’t a family friendly franchise we’re talking about here. So if you have children under 11 or children under 13 who haven’t read the books, you might want to have them watch Star Wars instead.

Now as you might see from this glorious picture of Jennifer Lawrence from Catching Fire or almost anything Effie Trinket wears, a significant chunk of the series revolves around fashion. Of course, the poorer districts don’t get a lot of elaborate outfits. But once you get to the Capitol, yeah, you see all kinds of wild and crazy outfits that you’d think you were in the middle of a Lady Gaga music video. Katniss and her fellow tributes themselves even have their own fashion designer and stylists once in the Capitol so they can look pretty on the cameras for interviews. This comes especially for Katniss and tributes from the poorer districts since they basically don’t have the time to worry about their looks or basic hygiene in that matter. Yeah, they have much bigger things to worry about like eating and other basic needs. And yes, tributes do get put in a lot of ridiculous outfits as you might see. Still, the Hunger Games does have its share of fans dressing up as various characters for nerd conventions, Halloween, or their movie premieres. For girls Katniss Everdeen and Effie Trinket are usually popular choices while Ceasar Flickerman and Seneca Crane are the ones I most often see for guys. So for this post I decided to feature costumes from the movies but worn by the fans. Many of these will be DIY just because it more or less shows the creative spirit. So without further adieu, I present a treasury of Hunger Games fans in their costumes. And may the odds be ever in your favor.

In Panem, you always need Peacekeepers to tame the masses, especially at Comic Con.

Now Peacekeepers are the Hunger Games equivalent to Imperial Stormtroopers. Yet, their main function is maintaining order and suppress dissidence through coercion and brutality.

2. Now you can dress up like Katniss Everdeen as the Mockingjay.

Of course, this might mean being a figurehead for the Rebellion headed by someone who doesn’t really like you. But still, the outfit is badass.

3. If you have two daughters, remember that it doesn’t cost a lot of money to dress them as the Everdeen sisters.

I’m sure Katniss’s parents didn’t buy most of her costume, especially the bow and ripped up pants. Still, that’s an adorable picture.

4. Remember, it’s never too early to give your daughter archery lessons.

Now this is an adorable Katniss costume, which seems like an easy costume to make. Still, while Katniss Everdeen is a great role model for girls, I’m not sure if she makes a great toddler costume.

5. Now Effie Trinket just has to look her best on Reaping Day.

Now you’ll see a lot of Effie Trinket in this post for obvious reasons. And yes, it’s probably just as fun of a costume to make.

6. Hey, I didn’t know that Effie and Haymitch were a couple.

I’m sure Haymitch didn’t spend much time or money on his costume, save maybe for the wig. Still, the glass is appropriate since the guy is an alcoholic. But you can’t blame him.

7. Be the “Girl on Fire” with this Katniss Everdeen costume.

Now this costume is from the first movie. But for safety’s sake she had to use a cape of orange cloth and Christmas lights.

8. Of course, if you’re a guy who likes the Hunger Games but don’t want to dress in drag, you can always go as Caesar Flickerman.

Now Caesar Flickerman is a talk show host for the Hunger Game who’s played by Stanley Tucci. Of course, he’s best known for his blue wig and dazzling smile.

9. Of course, you can make an Effie Trinket costume from just about anything, even newspapers.

Let’s just say this would be Effie Trinket if she were promoting an environmental message. Well, if she wasn’t too busy selecting tributes for Reaping Day and prepping them for a televised teenage death match.

10. Of course, a shiny blue dress and green wig will make the perfect Effie Trinket costume.

Of course, you might notice that Effie Trinket is a popular costume. Yeah, as long as you have a puffy silk dress and a funky wig, then you can have your own Effie Trinket costume.

11. If you survive the Hunger Games, you’re bound to end up with some scrapes and bruises.

However, all this isn’t nearly as bad as the lifetime of PTSD that you’d be dealing with. By the way, this is supposed to be Katniss.

12. Who knew that Effie Trinket could look so good in pink?

Guess Effie Trinket from the Hunger Games has given a new life to 1980s prom dresses everywhere. Let’s just say if you want to dress up as her, it’s best to go DIY.

13. Who says that Hunger Games cosplay should just be reserved for humans?

Of course, I’m positive that this canine Katniss doesn’t need arrows to kill squirrels. It’s has stuff to do so like teeth.

14. Effie Trinket or Jean Harlow?

Now this is another incarnation of Effie Trinket. But your grandparents might think it’s the 1930s platinum blond bombshell who died at 26 of kidney failure.

15. Not sure if Effie’s going to tolerate Haymitch’s drinking at this party.

Still, you can’t blame Haymitch Abernathy for being alcoholic since he’s the last guy from District 12 to win the Hunger Games prior to Katniss and Peeta. You can guess what he had to deal with.

16. Just a couple of Peacekeepers patrolling the area. Nothing to see here.

Now these guys certainly made their own costume as you can tell by the batting helmets and football shoulder pads. Doesn’t hurt that they have toy police stuff, too.

17. Guess this is a group picture of Katniss with the Capitol prep team.

Weird to see Cinna without gold mascara. Not sure if the Asian girl in the dress is supposed to be Effie though. Still, you can see how fun it is to dress up as someone from the Capitol.

18. Is it just me or am I seeing 3 Katniss Everdeens in this one?

I’d watch where they put the arrows if I were a couple of those girls. You never know where you might shoot somebody’s eye out.

19. Which will she choose her hunting buddy or the boy with bread?

Of course, you have to like Peeta’s costume in this as well as his death glare to Gale. Yeah, the baker’s boy isn’t as docile as he looks.

20. As we all know, Katniss Everdeen is the Mockingjay.

And if you’re familiar with the events of Catching Fire, you should know that Cinna gets in big trouble for this outfit. Like getting brutally beaten as Katniss enters the Quarter Quell.

21. When you’re dressed up as Finnick Odair, make sure you have plenty of net.

Finnick Odair appears in Catching Fire as a victor from District 4, which specializes in fishing. Still, he’s not a popular costume due to dress code rules like no shirt, no shoes, no service.

22. Even girls can dress up as Effie trinket if there’s a white wig involved.

Now that’s an adorable costume. Still, I’m sure it didn’t cost much to make assuming that she had that outfit to begin with.

23. If you’re going as Caesar Flickerman, make sure your hair matches your suit.

Now the hair may not have the character. But the glittery suit definitely makes the costume in this case.

24. Of course, only in the Hunger Games are the more outlandish fashions behind the scenes.

Of course, one of Katniss’s prep team members has her skin dyed green. It’s not evident in the movies. Still, you have to admit that Seneca Crane does have an awesome beard.

25. If you’re a blond guy and your girlfriend’s Katniss, make sure you two are wearing matching windbreakers.

Of course, Katniss is wondering why Peeta isn’t wearing a backpack. Still, if you’re from the same district, it pays to match.

26. As doggie Effie Trinket says, “May the paws be ever in your favor.”

Still, I don’t think Effie wears the Mockingjay pin as I remember. But yeah, that’s sure in the real Effie Trinket spirit.

27. Even in drab, Effie Trinket is still a fun costume.

Just have some old denim clothes and you’re all set. Still, in the books, remember that Effie Trinket doesn’t defect to District 13, at least in the beginning.

28. If you want to dress as Katniss, it help if you have a fire dress.

Of course, it’s hard to tell which dress she’s wearing since she had a few outfits that caught fire. Then again, it might be the wedding dress.

29. If you’re Effie Trinket, you can’t have enough butterflies on your dress or hair.

This is modest than what Effie wore in the movie. But it’s still quite clever to say the least.

30. Of course, it’s hard to create your own Katniss wedding dress.

Let’s hope this isn’t a Hunger Games themed wedding picture. Seriously, I may like the books, but I don’t think a Hunger Games wedding is appropriate at all.

31. Of course, you can’t rock as Effie Trinket without orange and black.

From what they said about this picture, the woman dressed as Effie is supposed to be a school principal. Let’s hope it’s for a high school, shall we?

32. Let’s have some tea and a chat for President Snow.

For those planning on dressing up as President Snow for the Hunger Games movie: You’ll probably have no trouble looking for Santa Claus beards this time of year. Still, they don’t call Snow “Evil Santa” for nothing.

33. Over in the playpen, let’s turn to our very own Caesar Flickerman.

Now that’s so adorable. You have to love this costume for God’s sake, especially the blue hair and fake microphone.

34. Did I tell you that Effie Trinket really likes Monarch Butterflies?

Now that’s a butterfly dress I’m talking about. Well, at least in Effie Trinket’s case. Chances are it took a long time to make this costume.

35. Just because she’s dressed in fishnet stockings doesn’t mean she’s a hooker. She could just be dressing as Effie Trinket.

For some reason, I don’t see Effie Trinket in fishnets as very surprising. In fact, I don’t think it’s a surprise to see her in anything.

36. When you’re Effie Trinket, always make sure the right dress goes with the right hair.

And I’m sure Effie has plenty of wigs for all the dresses she wears. Yeah, it’s kind of a thing at the Capitol. Don’t ask.

37. Of course, all the Effie Trinkets will have to wait in line.

Caption: “Members of the public turn up at London’s Marylebone Station dressed as Effie Trinket as part of ‘The Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ Capitol Costume Competition in which the winner gets to attend the ‘Mokingjay: Part 1’ premiere.”

38. When you’re Effie Trinket, it helps that your hair matches your outfit.

So I guess Effie’s at some sort of tea social. Wonder what she’ll talk about there. Still, very clever.

39. Of course, to Effie Trinket, this is business casual.

Yeah, she tend to dress way more elaborately than that. Trust me. This is quite toned down, but not that much.

40. Remember if you’re in the Hunger Games, it pays not the mess with Katniss.

That doesn't mean you won't be killed though. Because we all know the Hunger Games is a fight to the death.

That doesn’t mean you won’t be killed though. Because we all know that in the Hunger Games, the competition is deadly, literally.

41. As long as it looks like flame, you’re good to go with “Girl on Fire.”

Now this is a very cool Katniss costume. Love the flame cape here. Not realistic, but what can you do.

42. If you have an afro wig, it helps that you dress up as Rue.

In the story, Rue is a tribute from District 11 who befriends Katniss. She’s about 12. Still, she doesn’t last.

43. When it comes to baby costumes, it’s easy to dress as Finnick.

He may not have a 6 pack but he’s certainly adorable. Just watch that he doesn’t hurt anybody with the trident.

44. Of course, you don’t want to steal baby Katniss’s rattle.

Not sure if I’d trust a baby with a bow and arrow. But you have to admit, this costume is adorable.

45. As we all know, the family that does the Hunger Games together, stays together.

You can see this is a mostly boys group here. Not sure what the person in red supposed to be. Johanna? An Avox? One of Katniss’s prep team?

46. Yes, Peeta, rest your weary head on Katniss’s flaming dress.

Of course, that’s not real fire. But still, the idea of Peeta resting on a flaming dress kind of makes me uncomfortable.

47. We all know how Effie Trinket tends to glimmer in gold.

Not sure if Effie Trinket wore such outfit in the movie. But I wouldn’t be surprised if she has something like this in her wardrobe.

48. When it comes to seeing the Hunger Games, make it a family affair.

Actually don’t unless your kids have read the books. Still, you have to love the parents’ costumes in this one.

49. When it comes to being the “Girl on Fire” using Christmas lights helps.

Now this looks quite cool as I do say so myself. If you’re not familiar with The Hunger Games, you wouldn’t get this.

50. Don’t know about you, but it seems that Katniss is a bit creeped out about Seneca Crane and Effie Trinket.

Still, while Seneca Crane doesn’t play a big role in the boos, he’s loved by the fans nevertheless. Probably because of his beard.

51. Who says you can’t wear a wedding dress more than once?

Well, Katniss’s wedding dress didn’t really have a veil. But still, now that she’s made it look like it’s burning, she’s bound to wear this for many occasions.

52. You wouldn’t know this but Seneca Crane is said to be a hit with the ladies.

Enjoy being a chick magnet while it lasts, Seneca. Because I’m positive that you won’t last beyond the first book. Awesome beard or not.

53. Seems like Effie Trinket is in her Sunday best.

Yes, that’s Effie Trinket. But still, a bit more toned down than other examples. Yet, I’m sure the pattern does make my eyes sore.

54. Like Katniss, a girl’s best friend is her bow.

And by “bow” I mean the one you shoot arrows with to hunt critters or tributes. Katniss knows her way around with that.

55. Now Effie Trinket has a large closet. But she’s in the mood for blue today.

Yeah, I know I’ve been showing a lot of Effie Trinket lately. But still she has a lot of outfits and looks as you can see.

56. From District 7 for the Quarter Quell, you have Joanna Mason.

Like Finnick, Johanna first appears in Catching Fire. Her district specializes in lumber. Still, she does make quite an entrance in her intro.

57. Looks a bit short for a Katniss wedding dress, doesn’t it?

Then again, perhaps a tutu is all you need in this situation. Or all you can afford. Still, pretty though.

58. With a Katniss wedding dress, you can’t have enough feathers.

Now that’s probably the closest I’ve seen to pertaining to Katniss’s wedding dress in the movie. Still, very beautiful though.

59. Looks like this little Peeta Mellark loves to smile as much as baking bread.

Of course, you can tell it’s Peeta because he’s a boy and his shirt says “12.” Other than that, he might as well be from a different district.

60. Seems like it’s just another day at the Capitol.

And it seems like President Snow had to put in the least amount of effort in his costume. I mean that white beard looks totally real.

61. Here we come to Seneca Crane about to hail a cab.

Yes, Head Gamemaker Seneca Crane has an awesome beard. Unfortunately, that doesn’t help him in his situation.

62. Remember to spread your wings like the Mockingjay.

Man, those are very big wings. Must take a lot of feathers. Hope a condor didn’t get killed to make that costume. Because it’s an endangered species.

63. In tribute parades, they always make sure the girl and the boy from each district have matching outfits.

Now this is supposed to be Katniss and Peeta from the tribute parade in the first movie. Yeah, the flames really don’t look real in this.

64. For anyone dressing as Peeta, it always helps if your suit has flames.

I don’t know about you. But this looks less like Peeta the “Boy with Bread” and more like Peeta the Used Car Salesman. Not sure why.

65. Of course, you can’t have enough ruffles if you’re Effie Trinket.

No, that’s not someone you’d see in Whoville. That’s supposed to be Effie Trinket. But yeah, she does dress like that.

66. If you’re dressed as Prim, chances are you’ll have a rather easy costume.

All that’s required are a skirt, white shirt, pigtails, shoes, and not much else. You can get most of that stuff anywhere.

67. If you like red, then a “girl on fire” dress might be your best bet.

Now Katniss wore the red dress in the first movie. But like the one in the second one, it did catch fire. Yet, it did not transform.

68. For the Quarter Quell tribute parade, you might want to go with a sleek evening dress.

Like the outfit from the first movie, this one, too caught on fire. Still, not sure if I like this outfit better.

69. Guess the critters better hide, Katniss is out hunting.

Technically Katniss is poaching for rodents. But since District 12 is so poor, the laws aren’t enforced as much. Well, at least at first.

70. What do you mean you can’t shoot arrows in a red dress?

Of course, Katniss didn’t shoot any arrows in a red dress. Well, as far as I know. But it’s nice to imagine.

71. Take a tip from Katniss and don’t shoot arrows until you see the whites of their eyes.

Now this is her wearing a wetsuit from Catching Fire. Yeah, kind of looks dumb but they were aiming for practicality there.

72. Looks like Peeta isn’t too scared being alone in the woods.

Still, Peeta’s not as much adept to wilderness survival as Katniss. But his main strength has more to do with PR.

73. Yes, I’m sure these people have come with some police escort.

Yes, they’re dressed like you’d see people in the Capitol. And yes, they look ridiculous. But that’s kind of the point.

74. Who knew Caesar Flickerman didn’t just wear blue?

Now this is what Caesar Flickerman looked like in Catching Fire. Yes, he’s wearing black and his wig is lavender.

75. Let’s just say you don’t want to get Katniss angry.

Of course, they don’t call her “the Girl on Fire” for nothing. And yes, she can kill if she has to. I mean she did survive the Hunger Games.

76. Of course, it’s said the Katniss looks quite nice in red and black.

This might be the only Katniss outfit I haven’t shown this far. Still, don’t really know what to think of it.

77. If you’re the Mockingjay, it’s best that you flaunt your wings.

Except if you’re in the Capitol during the rebellion. In that case, you better be igcognito and remain so.

78. Seems like Katniss and Peeta are taking a rest.

Well, they better not rest long. Because you know, everyone is basically trying to kill them.

79. Of course, you never know what Effie Trinket is going to wear next.

Now while I may think this look might be ridiculous to normal eyes, Effie might thing it’s great. Of course, Capitol fashion can be weird like that.

80. As you might know, you can tell that Katniss and Peeta make a cheap couples costume.

Now when Katniss and her family were starving, it was Peeta who gave her a loaf of burnt bread that his family can’t sell. Sure Peeta was better of than she was, but not that much.

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