The Special Delivery World of Mailboxes

Posted by historymaniacmegan on September 7, 2016

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Before the days of the internet, people used to communicate to each other by writing letters which they received in what’s called a mailbox. Of course, though we may not write letters to each other anymore, we still have these remnants around mostly because we don’t have teleporter technology that enables us to send packages and bills through the internet. And the fact it’s one of the few forms of communication that everyone uses to some level or another. So whether you like it or not, mailboxes are here to stay indefinitely and snail mail is not dead. After all, where else can the postman deliver the DVD you rented from Netflix? Nevertheless, most of us usually have mailboxes that aren’t too fancy such as a plain metal box with a round top and red flag to alert the mail carriers to pick up the stuff we’re sending off. Some might use a box on the front of their house. Or some might use a large mailbox around the corner. But there are some people who have rather elaborate mail boxes that might strike you as quite unusual or probably mark the home of the neighborhood nut job. Of course, in my area if someone had a mailbox that looked as outlandish as the ones I’ll present to you, people might not see them as sane since my neighborhood once endured a series of mailbox smashings during a summer when I was sixteen. This left the one at my house at the time basically reduced to a plastic stand that my family had to receive their mail at the post office for awhile until my parents bought a metal one in its place. And that’s why people in my neighborhood can’t have nice things. But at any rate, for your reading pleasure I bring you a glimpse into the crazy world of mailboxes.

Now that’s one way to recycle an old broken microwave.

But if you want to use it as a mailbox keep it secure on a wooden post, attach a flag, and apply some house numbers. Otherwise, people are just going to see it as a microwave and take it.

2. Guess this is the mailbox for Robot Chicken.

Robot Chicken does videos on the internet, by the way. But this mailbox really takes the robotic chicken concept quite literally.

3. Looks like this mailbox has already sprouted flowers.

Okay, they’re metal flowers. But whatever they’re made from, they’re quite pretty to me.

4. With a mailbox like this, catfishing seems to take a whole new meaning.

Catfishing is when you meet someone in person you met through phone, mail, or online and they don’t turn out to be what they say they are. Yet, this mailbox is of a literal catfish.

5. This mailbox shows how this mountainous area as if it had bloomed from a flower.

Too bad the petals on this flower seem to resemble butt cheeks. Yeah, that doesn’t look right.

6. If you can have a flamingo in your garden, how about one in your mailbox?

After all, a flamingo mailbox is just as tacky as a lawn ornament. Besides, it’ll make you stand out in the neighborhood.

7. Perhaps you and your neighbors can make the mailman’s job easier by putting your mailboxes on a wheel.

That way, the mail carrier can just spin the wheel to deliver the mail instead of having to stop their truck constantly. Seems more convenient to them.

8. This mailbox is all held up by a bunch of pencils.

And they all seem to be in different colors, too. But I’m sure you can’t use them.

9. Why chase windmills when you can receive your mail in one?

Sure having this might make people think you need a psychiatrist. But it sure looks quite charming in its own way.

10. Got rusty mailboxes? You can always decorate them.

One of these is decorated with a crocheted quilt cozy. The other has flowers on it. Seems like this one is used for a college.

11. Hope you can get to your mail before the bear does.

Didn’t know you can have wood sculpture mailboxes. Not sure how that works. But this is quite clever.

12. Guess this biker wants to out jump this orange mailbox.

Yes, I know the person who lives at that place is either crazy or a repressed art major. But at least no one is bound to mistake their address during mail time.

13. This mailbox boldly goes where no man has gone before.

Yes, this is a mailbox depicting the Enterprise from Star Trek which is set at a time when nobody uses mailboxes at all. Seriously, they have replicators and teleport technology.

14. If you want the mail carrier to remember where you live, how about a mailbox of your own house?

After all, whoever lived there certainly did. Then again, some people might not have that option.

15. Looks like this house belongs to a Mr. Charles Brown.

Because I can recognized that it has Snoopy and Woodstock. Still, like the red doghouse motif.

16. This scuba diver mailbox seems to belong under the sea.

After all, the guy swimming certainly seems like he’s underwater. Also, note the crabs below him.

17. Didn’t know you can plant flowers near your mailbox.

Then again, I’m not sure whether some of these flowers are even real. But they sure are pretty.

18. Looks like this maibox is standing on half a boat.

Well, half a kayak anyway. Probably seems like it was created by someone with too much time on their hands.

19. This skeleton is just lounging around without a care in the world.

Yes, he’s just kicking back with food, beer, music, and lots of sun. What more can he ask for?

20. Guess this is where everyone makes a deposit so the mailman can withdraw.

Because this mailbox apparently resembles an old wooden outhouse. And it has a spider on it.

21. Seems like this box was made from a whole neighborhood block.

Actually it’s just a wooden mailbox with homes painted. But you have to admire the vibrant colors.

22. My, that’s one fearsome fish.

On bright side, having a mailbox like this can potentially scare off potential smashers. On the downside, it might scare the shit out of mail carriers and everyone else.

23. Wonder what’s buzzing inside this one.

Hope it doesn’t contain anything that might get you stung. Still, this is really adorable if you ask me.

24. Apparently, some painter lives at that address.

You can obviously guess from the wooden paint pallet and brushes. Guess the artist wants to advertise their craft.

25. In this mailbox, every type of mail has its proper place.

The fact that papers and bills go into the old wood stove is only coincidental. Looks like someone doesn’t care about receiving such stuff very much.

26. So is this mailbox used by a school?

Because it seems to really take the form of a yellow school bus. Like how they have little people figures inside.

27. Don’t mind the blue stick figure handling the yellow mailbox. He won’t hurt you.

After all, he’s just being very friendly. So it’s nothing you should be concerned about. Honest.

28. This tractor mailbox can hold its mail fill at any rate.

Doesn’t hurt that it was made from an old propane tank. Got to love the wheels and the seat.

29. Seems like this mailbox is quite fancy.

This one seems to have a lovely painting and a lot of flowery touches. Definitely not one you’d want in my neighborhood (because it might get smashed).

30. In Hawaii, tiki mailboxes are all the rage.

Well, at least in some areas anyway. Not sure if I’d like to see people with mailboxes containing weird faces and wild hair like that.

31. Sometimes you might need some robotic help for mailbox handling.

But don’t worry. Sure Zorg may seem like he wants to kill you. But he’s just holding the mailbox for the Patterson family. Nothing you should worry about.

32. With a mailbox like this, you might be flying high.

Guess any mail received in this goes in first, business, or coach. Unless it belongs to Southwest Airlines, then it’s always coach.

33. So this is where you’d receive the pelican brief.

By the way The Pelican Brief is a legal thriller by John Grisham that was made into a movie. And sorry, bird fans, but it has nothing to do with pelicans. But this mailbox does.

34. Not sure if the mail carrier will ever see the irony here.

But I’m sure this mailbox will stand in rain, snow, sleet, or hail. Because the mail must always be delivered save Sundays or holidays.

35. Guess this person loves to make a flowery impression.

Yes, it’s a large flower all right. And the mailbox is smack dab in the center. Wonder what the mail carrier thinks about that.

36. Sometimes a mailbox is considered a sacred space.

But you can’t help but like this one of a dazzling blue church near a seaside town. So lovely.

37. Seems like this mailbox comes locked and loaded.

No wonder this mailbox belongs to an NRA member who doesn’t believe in gun control. Probably a place I want to avoid.

38. Hope this mailbox doesn’t let out a squawk.

Though this is a colorful parrot mailbox. Wouldn’t want to see it get smashed.

39. Looks like the mail comes in at the last drop.

Apparently, it seems do in this pipe mailbox. Guess this might belong to a waterworks.

40. Imagine trying to send your mail from a tree stump.

Well, I’m sure this isn’t really a tree trunk. But it doesn’t quite seem right, don’t you think?

41. In the event of biblical flooding, this mailbox can keep your mail dry for 40 days and 40 nights.

Okay, I know that’s not the case with any mailbox. But since this is a Noah’s Ark one, I had to put a little biblical humor in this one.

42. This marlin mailbox might seem a bit fishy for some people.

No, this isn’t a swordfish, though marlins tend to be mistaken as this. But marlins don’t have nearly that long of bill and display more elaborate fins.

43. Nothing makes a mail carrier happier than a mailbox hanging garden.

The mail goes in the birdhouse on this one. But the flowers on this are quite pretty.

44. Anyone from Purdue would surely love to receive their mail in the Boilermaker Special.

Really wanted to do something with the Boilermaker Special in the college sports craft post. But I couldn’t find any relating to that.

45. Guess whoever owns this mailbox has been swept up in patriotic fervor lately.

Not only is this mailbox and stand painted like an American flag, but it even has a bald eagle on top. Guess someone must have too much time on their hands.

46. When mail comes a knocking, this mailbox is a rockin.’

Yes, this mailbox is in the shape of an electric guitar. How cool is that?

47. This mailbox comes with a maritime touch.

It’s shaped like a submarine periscope with a boat on it. And it seems to be from Wales.

48. You may not see anything nearly as graceful as this mailbox.

Sure swans may be beautiful creatures on the water. But they’re not friendly. In fact, they can be quite mean and vicious.

49. Seems like this little owl house mailbox has to be a hoot.

Well, the mailbox is on the owl statue. But it seems to be a quite clever design nonetheless. Love the owl glasses.

50. No, I don’t think you’ll find any electrical circuits here.

Nice to see how this is specifically labeled “US Mail.” So you won’t mistake it for something you see on the power lines.

51. Looks like someone in this neighborhood is working for the Galactic Empire.

Yet, apparently, their mail seems be all up in Darth Vader’s TIE. Oh, wait, could he live there?

52. This golf cart mailbox doesn’t hesitate to tell people to drive safely.

Or at least I think it’s a golf cart because it sure looks like it. Then again, it might be something else.

53. This Big Ben mailbox knows how to make an impression.

As to why anyone would want a mailbox that high, I don’t have the slightest idea. Seriously, it might need a lightning rod at that point.

54. A mailbox like this is perfect for down on the farm.

Since it seems to be shape like a little red barn you see in children’s books. Like the roof though.

55. Here we have an old cowboy and his dog at this mail depot.

Both seem to be likely cast in bronze, too. Guess this mailbox certainly did not come cheap.

56. Guess this traffic light doesn’t tell you when to stop or go.

Guess each one has a face on which type of mail. I bet the frownie red face is for bills.

57. This mailbox seems all shelled out.

Well, all seashelled out, anyway. Another mailbox you wouldn’t want in my neighborhood. Lovely.

58. You wouldn’t want to run into this standing white tiger.

You should also know that he knows karate. So he could basically nail your ass in more ways than the average tiger. Avoid.

59. Got an old fashioned camera? Perhaps you can use it as a mailbox.

Well, if the said camera doesn’t fetch a good price at an antique shop. Then again, it’s worth a try.

60. Hope you know how to smile for the picture.

Okay, this is a Nikon camera mailbox made from wood. Guess the mail comes in from the side.

61. This mailbox comes well anchored.

In this case, quite literally if you apply the maritime logic. Even on land.

62. Apparently, someone’s mail has a large snake wrapping around it.

Don’t worry, the snake isn’t real and is only on there for artistic purposes. So you’re safe.

63. Insert your Santa letter here.

Didn’t know there even was a mailbox you can send your letters to the North Pole. Interesting.

64. This mailbox is all covered with gears and chains.

Looks like the decorations on here came from a bunch of old bikes. Like the face in the front.

65. This lighthouse mailbox will help you find your way home.

Wonder if it really lights up like a real lighthouse. Then again, I do admire the brick work, too.

66. This hammer mailbox surely nails it in.

Or perhaps “mails it in.” Maybe that’s not a really good pun. Hope the mail carrier in that neck of the woods isn’t a real tool.

67. This computer mailbox is always online.

Well, not online on the technical sense. But it’s a great place to mail back your Netflix DVDs.

68. This metal camper contains special deliveries.

Then again, why anyone would want to use a mailbox while camping is beyond me. Seriously, why?

69. This drum set mailbox doesn’t miss a beat.

Apparently, it came with cymbal and a gong. Hope it doesn’t get out of hand with the bass.

70. I’m sure you won’t get any gas from here.

Because it’s used for holding mail, not fuel. Also, it’s kind of in an old fashioned style like 1950s.

71. You can always go with the old stage coach option.

Never mind that it’s practically obsolete since we had trains, cars, and planes. But at least you can have this wooden mailbox.

72. Bet you can send your letter with this little seagull.

Sure it looks like a bird in the box. But it’s an adorable bird in the box. From Japan.

73. For a more eco-friendly delivery, a birch mailbox will suit your fancy.

Goes well with a birch tree. But will it hold up is my question. Probably.

74. Guess this casket mailbox is buried with mail from the inside.

Then again, you can tell where they put the mail in. Guess this is for a funeral home but it doesn’t seem that way.

75. Seems like this beaver has been a bit lonely lately.

At least its chomping on a log over a wooden mailbox. Still, it’s adorable.

76. This US Capitol mailbox surely has its own patriotic charm.

Well, seems like a rather skinny replica of it, anyway. But I really think this is an awesome design.

77. This cactus mailbox seems to have room for 3.

Sure it’s all in green. But at least it’s somewhat convenient for the neighborhood.

78. This log cabin mailbox has a rather rustic facade.

Seems like it was made out of Lincoln logs for some reason. Maybe because Lincoln logs look like that.

79. This lighthouse mailbox will surely shine on the coast.

Yes, it’s another lighthouse mailbox. But this one is made from wood, painted, blue and much smaller than the other one.

80. This shiny red barn mailbox comes with its own black weather vane.

Yes, it’s another barn mailbox. But this one looks different and has a more shinier look to it. Couldn’t pass it up.

81. This horse mailbox can sure gallop with grace.

This one is also cast in bronze. Not sure what I think about the mane. But it’s almost lifelike.

82. This fire truck mailbox may not put out fires but it’ll keep the mail secure.

There seem to be a lot of firetruck mailboxes. But this is the one I think really stands out for me. Love the detail.

83. This green mailbox comes with its own built in lift.

This is certainly for a company called Sunbelt. They specialize in construction equipment rentals.

84. This Green Bay Packers mailbox seems rather cheesy to me.

Then again, it’s only fitting since their fans are called “Cheeseheads.” So they have to come with a cheesy mailbox, too.

85. This mailbox has the spirit of an Old West saloon.

You know the place in westerns where they all get into fights and shoot each other. Still, this has very fine woodwork.

86. Of course, many young children could dream of having this Thomas the Tank Engine mailbox.

Well, this seems kind of fancy for Thomas. But it’ll do. So cute.

87. This Up mailbox is a pure Disney Pixar dream.

A lot of people seem to really like the Up house. Maybe because of the nice colors and balloons. Love it.

88. This mailbox should indicate to you that you’re in Gator country.

As in Florida Gator country. But note that Florida also has a lot of real alligators, too. And they’re not friendly.

89. This shows where real mail and span go.

I’m sure the spam mailbox is practically empty. But this set up is pretty amusing.

90. This lobster mailbox always comes in fully clawed.

Now that’s a funny looking lobster. But since it’s a mailbox, I’ll allow it.

91. In this set up, junk mail always ends up in the toilet.

Well, I have to admit that whoever made this has quite the sense of humor. Yes, junk mail is a pain.

92. Would you want your mail from the butt of an AT-AT?

Hey, at least it’s better than having to face one in battle. Yes, those things can be destructive as you’ve seen in the Empire Strikes Back.

93. This lobster trap mailbox has a lot of sea life to it.

But it’s not going to make the lobster happy, isn’t it? Still, wonder if it’s a real lobster trap. Probably.

94. This mailbox has Batman to the rescue.

You have to admire the person’s creativity on this one. Though I’m not sure about the legs.

95. How about putting your mailbox within a tiki hut?

Guess this is made from straw and bamboo if it’s not from some replica plastics. Better than the tiki statue one.

96. No one could resist sending mail in this little penguin box.

Yes, it’s a cute little penguin mailbox. And it’s in an environment you’d probably won’t see penguins. At least outside of nature shows.

97. Seems like this mailbox has been caught in a tree.

Then again, that’s not really a tree. And the mailbox is supposed to be held up in the branches.

98. So I guess this not only receives mail but also pumps water.

Guess like the brownie box camera, water pumps are obsolete technology used for artistic purposes. Yet, this seems to work.

99. This manatee mailbox seems all dressed for a luau.

There’s someone who seems to dress a manatee mailbox for holidays and special occasions. But I suppose the hula thing is the default mode.

100. And last, I feel that I can conclude this post with a red caboose.

After all, the caboose is usually the end of the train. So I guess the caboose mailbox fits.

Not Licensed by the NFL Professional Football Craft Projects (Second Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on September 5, 2016

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Now it’s on to the crafts which I have more enjoyment compiling on this blog than the merchandise. Mostly because the craft projects seem more creative to look at and I don’t have to see a lot of stuff that might make me cringe. Then again, you might’ve noticed why some NFL teams might appear on these posts than others. Well, the map might provide a reason for that. As you see here, some NFL teams might have larger fan bases either due to geography, population shifts, or what not. Geography is usually a dominating factor as seen by the map. But you might notice that some teams tend to have fans well beyond their geographic range. This might be due to some fans moving to different places, the brand of the team, or other mitigating factors. It’s complicated. Nevertheless, it does explain why I’m bound to find so many craft projects inspired by the Dallas Cowboys and barely any relating to the New York Jets on Pinterest. So before the first NFL games of the season, I give you another treasure trove of NFL craft projects that aren’t licensed by the NFL and are probably less expensive to make anyway.

This Denver Broncos apothecary jar is great for storing candy.

Sure the candy may be red. But the colors certainly embody the Broncos’ mile high spirit.

2. This stained glass decanter is just perfect for anyone who supports the Baltimore Ravens.

This is especially when one’s anticipating that their team will have as shitty season as last year like the Ravens did. Still, the design is quite ornate.

3. Light up a room with this Pittsburgh Steeler glass block.

Just an old window glass block with a light bulb in it to spread out the light. Is topped off with a black and gold ribbon.

4. Show the Atlanta Falcons are the pride of Georgia with this wooden pallet.

Though my relatives from Georgia might beg to differ. Still, this is a rather artistic design Falcons fans would love to have.

5. Lounge around outside this season with a San Francisco 49ers lawn chair.

Another wooden masterpiece. Just a lawn chair painted with colors belonging to the 49ers which fans might want to have.

6. Any female Ravens fan would just love to have these feathered earrings.

Yes, they’re certainly fitting for a team with a black bird mascot. But this does not mean they’d go well on just about anything.

7. A wreath supporting the Cincinnati Bengals always has to be striped.

At least it doesn’t look as bad as the teams uniforms. Like the orange ribbon on this.

8. An Indianapolis Colts horsehoe could easily be made with buttons.

Well, blue and white buttons anyway. But if you decide to do so, always use buttons of different sizes.

9. Nothing inspires pride like this Dallas Cowboys quilt.

This is a mostly white and silver one with the trademark navy blue Dallas stars. Quite magnificent if you ask me.

10. This bauble wreath would look great on any door of an Indianapolis Colts fan.

But remember to handle this with care. Because baubles are rather delicate things that can easily break when dropped. Keep that in mind.

11. No Pittsburgh Steeler fan should ever be able to resist this little snowman.

Yes, this little guy is made of cloth and donning the black and gold. So adorable.

12. Any little girl can keep warm in the Mile High City with this crocheted Denver Broncos hat.

It’s even shaped as a football as well as has a bow and pom poms. So cute.

13. With this Baltimore Ravens wreath, Ravens games are a festive occasion.

Unless you’re my aunt living in Maryland. Then Ravens games where they beat the Steelers aren’t so much fun. Nor when they’re in the Super Bowl.

14. Always have your gear in store with this Dallas Cowboys cabinet.

Yes, this is a cabinet painted in Dallas Cowboy colors. Lovely color scheme but keep it away from my dad.

15. With the right colored strips, you can make a Denver Broncos pillow cushion.

This one uses Broncos, white, orange, and blue. Some of the material might be fuzzy according to the picture.

16. A little girl’s ears could be just as snug with this crocheted Green Bay Packers head band.

It even has a flower on it with a Green Bay Packers’ logo. So cute.

17. This crocheted cozy set is just the thing for Seattle Seahawks fans on game day.

Includes coasters, bowl warmers, and a table cloth. Perfect for gaming occasions.

18. Grace your door in Florida with this Miami Dolphins wreath.

I guess "Fins" is a team chant here. Because their mascot is the dolphin, get it? Still, dolphins can be quite vicious if you let them.

I guess “Fins” is a team chant here. Because their mascot is the dolphin, get it? Still, dolphins can be quite vicious despite their cute image.

19. Ladies, step right out in style with these Oakland Raiders high heels shoes.

They come fully decorated in silver, white, and black. But I wouldn’t recommend you wear them when you’re at the stadium.

20. Seattle Seahawks fans will certainly envy anyone wearing a crocheted hat like this.

This one even has a flower on it, too. Like the navy blue and bright green stripes.

21. Keep your flowers growing with these Pittsburgh Steeler flower pots.

Notice how they’re all stacked together in the black and gold. Any gardener in Steeler nation has to have it.

22. A Seahawks bottle lamp looks great with glass stones all over it.

This is especially when they’re in blue, white, navy blue, and light green. Love the ribbons on the top.

23. Light up your living room with this New England Patriots bottle light.

Sure this may be plainer than the Seattle Seahawks one. But that doesn’t mean it’s better to those outside New England.

24. Your block is always safe with this Seattle Seahawks fire hydrant.

Sorry, but I don’t think this is for sale because it’s a fire hydrant. But since it’s painted in the Seahawks mode, it goes on this post.

25. This simple Steeler wreath is great for any Steeler house.

Since it consists of a yarn wreath Steeler logo. Doesn’t have anything else too fancy. Just a simple logo.

26. Be a diva in your tailgate kitchen with this New York Jets apron.

Due to having a small fanbase, I don’t find a lot of Jets stuff on Pinterest. But I have this on the post so Jets fans won’t be ignored.

27. This Dallas Cowboys cooler always brings the rustic tailgate touch.

Yes, it’s cooler even though it’s made of wood siding and resembles an end table and a wooden chest. Yes, those Cowboys fan can be pretty creative.

28. This Dallas Cowboys coffee table will certainly make fans green with envy.

Yes, Dallas Cowboy fans’ creativity should not be underestimated. Have to admire how this person used tiles on this wooden table. Lovely.

29. No Seattle Seahawks fan would want to go without a beaded medallion like this.

This one shows a realistically ferocious hawk in beaded for but in Seattle Seahawk colors. Amazing artistry.

30. Of course a Miami Dolphins wreath always has to have a dolphin.

And an aquamarine dolphin in front of the wreath, too. Even though most real life dolphins aren’t even that color.

31. Grace your Dallas door with this Cowboys shiny star yarn wreath.

It’s certainly a shiny wreath with a glittering star. Guess this person really wanted to stand out with their Cowboys pride.

32. Keep warm during the winter with your very own crocheted Seattle Seahawks afghan throw.

Guess this was made by someone with a little too much time on their hands. Still, you have to love the detail on this.

33. Keep a room well lit with your own Seattle Seahawks glass block light.

This one uses the Seattle Seahawk logo and contains a green seahawk eye. Wanted to put it on last year’s NFL craft post but didn’t have the room. So it goes on this one.

34. This New York Giants lamp goes well in any boy’s bedroom.

It even has the “NY” from the New York Giants in wooden blocks. Along with an New York Giants lampshade.

35. Any little Steeler girl should delight in this Terrible Towel dress.

Yes, Myron Cope’s old Terrible Towel can be used to make this adorable dress for a toddler. So cute.

36. Keep your drink from ruining the table with these Dallas Cowboys coasters.

Each are made of some stone with the Dallas Cowboy star on them. And they’re all tied in a ribbon when not in use.

37. Keep your money secure with this Cincinnati Bengals change purse.

Because sometimes change can always fall out of somebody’s pocket. I mean we’ve all been there.

38. This tulle wreath on anyone’s door certainly shouts out true Washington Redskins pride.

And on this wreath, the only thing to offend anyone is merely the name. So it’s you don’t put this on your front door if you live near a reservation.

39. Fans would love to gather around this Dallas Cowboys round table.

Another example in Dallas fans’ creativity. Have to admire the color on this. Lovely.

40. Have your guests keep their things safe with this New England Patriots receptacle.

Made from wood and painted in Patriots colors for your desire. Patriots fans would definitely love this.

41. This decomesh wreath only shows black and gold Steeler pride.

Helps that the Steeler logo is surrounded by gold ribbon. What Steeler fan wouldn’t want this?

42. Nothing shows pride for the New Orleans Saints like this spotted fleur d’ lis hanging.

After all, it’s a symbol of the Saints team. Like the ribbon decoration, too.

43. This yarn floral wreath was made in the spirit of the San Diego Chargers.

Yes, it might look like an ordinary wreath but it says “SD” and it’s in Chargers colors. Love the flowers.

44. This Seattle Seahawks fireplace has to be seen to be believed.

As with the fire hydrant, it’s not for sale at all. But you have to admire how the Seahawk logo blends in with the stone work.

45. For the Christmas season, this Ravens sled will bring joy and good cheer.

Well, in most Ravens households anyway. But I have to admit, the snowman is adorable.

46. This Baltimore Ravens wreath comes with a flowery touch.

It even has a black bird in the center along with purple flowers. But it’s a Ravens’ wreath because of the logo on the top.

47. This license plate decoration is befitting for Tennessee Titans pride.

I don’t see a lot of Tennessee Titans crafts either. But I think this is certainly a fan worthy decoration.

48. Any New England fan would certainly want this light up Patriot.

Great for hanging on walls as well as outside. Though I wouldn’t recommend the latter outside New England for obvious reasons.

49. Kick back and relax outside with this Pittsburgh Steelers porch swing.

This one is certainly in the black and gold spirit. Definitely the pride of someone in Steeler nation.

50. Show your support for Steeler Nation with this Pittsburgh Steeler light up star.

Even has yellow flowers to bring the gold in the black and gold. Love the black star and lights.

51. A Baltimore Ravens wreath should always have feathers.

Helps if they’re big and black, too like you’d see on a raven. Also like the flowers as well.

52. Salute your team with this Chicago Bears clothes pin wreath.

What wonders you can do with clothes pins. Even has a “C” so you can tell it apart from the Denver one.

53. Any little Indianapolis girl would delight in this crocheted pom pom hat.

Yes, I know it’s another pom pom hat. But it’s in a different style than the one from Denver. So cute.

54. Any Arizona Cardinals fan could only dream of a mosaic table like this.

Like how it just has the Arizona Cardinal and how it’s surrounded with regular colored stones. Probably made by someone with too much time on their hands.

55. This beaded fleur d’ lis doesn’t lack the New Orleans Saints spirit.

It’s also great when it’s used, for a Mardi Gras decoration, too. But you probably already knew that.

56. Have a seat on this Seattle Seahawks dining chair.

Yes, it’s a Seahawks dining chair. Don’t ask me how I managed to find so many Seahawks stuff. They just seem to have a lot on Pinterest for some reason.

57. This black and gold Steeler R2-D2 is just the thing for any fan in the galaxy.

Yes, someone took the time to make this. Probably someone at CMU. Don’t ask me why.

58. This black and gold evergreen Christmas wreath is perfect for any door in Steeler country.

It even has a gold “Steelers Country” panel and gold ribbon. Also lights up.

59. This Jacksonville Jaguar wine glass certainly comes with the bling.

Of course, we all know this kind of glass isn’t for drinking. Then again, it’s not like the Jaguars are known for being a winning football team, anyway.

60. Any Green Bay Packers fan would want to grace this wreath with bows.

And each bow is in green or yellow with the Packers logo on them. Befitting for football season in Wisconsin even though it’s more suited for Christmas.

61. Pray for your team’s victory with this New England Patriots rosary.

For Catholics in New England this is a sacred and holy objects. For Catholics in the rest of the country, it is an object of great evil.

62. This Seattle Seahawks lighthouse will always help you find your way.

Even has a bright green light in consistency with the team’s colors. Not sure if it’s a good or bad thing.

63. No little Minnesota Vikings fan should be without their own crocheted Viking helmet.

This little guy seems to look happy in this horned and braided cap. But watch the horns. So cute.

64. Midwest fans would surely delight in this Minnesota Vikings birdhouse.

This one even has two holes which is just as great for the birds in the winter. Like how it has purple and yellow stripes.

65. On this Dolphins wreath, Miami comes out sparkling.

Or in sparkling letters anyway. Like the aqua colored bow on top. Lovely.

66. These stained glass bottle lamps light in the true Green Bay Packers spirit.

It’s amazing what you can do with stained glass. Yet, I’m sure these lamps will stand out if you turn them on.

67. Pittsburgh Steeler birds will always find themselves at home at this birdhouse.

I really wanted to add this birdhouse in last year’s NFL craft post. But didn’t have much room. So it’s going on this one. All in all, I think this one is particularly charming.

68. This New Orleans Saints wreath will surely make for a festive team salute.

Had to include at least one New Orleans Saints wreath on this post. This one has “Saints” on one of the ribbons.

69. May this wreath welcome you to the Steeler Nation.

Another simple Steeler wreath. Only this one uses only black and gold yarn, ribbons, and letters.

70. These New Orleans Saints bottle lamps make for festive lighting.

You can also uses these for Mardi Gras parties as well. But this one certainly displays the Saints logo in black.

71. Anyone in Steeler Nation would love to hang a canvas like this on their wall.

Yes, this showcases all the stuff associated with the Pittsburgh Steelers. I’m sure any fan would be proud of it.

72. Guess this tin can man is a Dallas Cowboy fan.

I know that I show a lot of Dallas Cowboy stuff on my NFL oosts. But I couldn’t pass this guy up. Seriously, I haven’t seen any other tin can guy like this.

73. How about an Indianapolis Colts horseshoe on your door?

After all, it’s a horse symbol. Not to mention, the polka dots on blue even add to its charm.

74. This Philadelphia Eagles wreath comes in the ribbon of its team spirit.

Let’s not mistake it for anything associated with the New York Jets. Because both teams use a similar color scheme.

75. This glass Pittsburgh Steeler snowman will melt your heart.

Yes, I know it’s another Steeler snowman. But this one is made from glass blocks and lights up. That’s different. Still, it’s adorable.

76. This Panthers wreath makes a charming addition to any Carolina home.

This only uses a rather simple design with a football, helmet, name, and ribbon. Love the ribbon though.

77. This crocheted New York Giants blanket is a real patchwork.

Guess this was made from a variety of different pattern squares in red, white, and blue. Hope it’s easy on the eyes.

78. Only a die hard Giants fan could hang a red and blue deco mesh football on their door.

You were probably relieved that it said “Giants” and not “Patriots.” I certainly was since the Pats aren’t known for exactly playing fair.

79. This Seattle Seahawks flower pot buddy is always great for growing things.

I know I had a lot of Seattle Seahawks stuff on this post. But I just couldn’t past this little guy up, especially with his little pot arms and legs. So cute.

80. Nothing makes a home game day more festive than a Baltimore Ravens bead wreath.

I know there were bead wreaths from other teams I could’ve used. I just felt this one looked the best. I don’t care what team it is.

The Interesting Life of NFL Merchandise (Second Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on September 3, 2016

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Of course, the start of the NFL season marks that time of year when people watch the pro football games on TV while the more diehard fans spend loads of money on a bunch of overpriced NFL licensed crap. Yes, the NFL is perhaps the most commercially successful sports franchise in the country and it’s no wonder. But $300 for a jersey for God’s sake? That’s just highway robbery, man. Seriously, the NFL makes billions of dollars selling such shit. Not to mention, since more people watch NFL football than any other sport in the country, these games tend to be prime time for sponsors everywhere to air their new commercials whether they be for beer, food, cars, or boner pills. Actually, they’d advertise anything if they could get away with it. Nevertheless, the NFL’s commercial success in merchandise has provided so many products as well as the unlimited opportunity to make fun of them mercilessly. So I’ve decided to take full advantage of it like I did last year. Thus, I give you another collection of crazy officially licensed NFL crap to view for your reading pleasure.

This Green Bay Packers storage box is a perfect place for your Packers gear.

Hope it goes well with the green and yellow furniture in the room. May even double as a seat on certain occasions.

2. Play your favorite Madden video games with this Dallas Cowboys controller.

Or you can just buy a regular video game system that already has the controllers with them. Makes more sense.

3. Keep your furry friend warm this winter with this New England Patriots knit pet hat.

I don’t know about you. But I don’t think you need to buy this to keep your dog warm outside. Because they already have something that keeps their head warm. It’s called fur.

4. Dress up your little girl this season with their very own Dallas Cowboys cheerleader outfit.

From Bustle: ” If you had aspirations to audition to be a DCC (Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader) but didn’t make the cut, no need to worry. You can start training your baby girl with her very own mini-version of the iconic uniform.”

5. Keep your booze with you in this handy Jacksonville Jaguars hip flask.

This handy flask is best for sneaking booze in the stadium as well as drowning your sorrows when the Jaguars lose. Of course, the latter happens quite often.

6. Ladies, keep yourself warm with this Chicago Bears reflective bomber jacket.

From Bustle: “Athleisure, sports luxe, sporty chic — whatever you want to call it, wearing sweatpants in public is a fashion movement, ladies. For attending a sports event, it makes perfect sense. Yet this quilted varsity bomber jacket highly resembles a fire retardant blanket.”

7. Ladies, proclaim your support for the New England Patriots with this Patriots Diva T-Shirt.

Now there’s something I really like to know about this shirt. Do they make any for men? Because this shirt perfectly describes Tom Brady to a tee.

8. Dry yourself off with this Miami Dolphins hooded towel.

Well, it might be useful. However, the design on this one is ugly and wearing one like that seems kind of ridiculous to me.

9. There’s no reason not to be chic on game day without a Carolina Panthers caftan.

Sorry, but this a poncho. A Carolina Panthers poncho. And it looks pretty stupid if you wear it with shorts.

10. Impress your guests next time they come for the big game with this Oakland Raiders iron wrought door.

Really? An iron wrought door depicting the Oakland Raiders? Couldn’t they just use the door that came with the house. Sure it’s nothing fancy but at least they didn’t have to pay a bunch of money on it.

11. Support the Kansas City Chiefs with this flair hair hat.

So if you want to show support for the Chiefs while looking like Guy Fieri at a tailgate party, this is for you. Of course, how many people would wear this in public I don’t have the slightest idea.

12. Ladies, show your support for your Detroit Lions with this quality long sleeve shirt.

Has the “I’ll be your halftime show” on the back. And I know very what that means which has nothing to do with marching bands.

13. For your game room, these Green Bay Packers pool balls.

I’m sure regular pool balls will do just fine since they’re cheaper anyway. Seriously, I have no idea who buys crap like this.

14. Lounge by the pool drinking a cold one with this Pittsburgh Steelers beer floatie.

For some reason, I’m not a fan of having food and beverages in the pool. This especially goes for alcoholic drinks. This beer floatie is absurd.

15. Keep your pet warm and snug with this New Orleans Saints dog fleece.

For one, New Orleans isn’t a cold place during the winter. Secondly, even if it was, dogs already have something that keeps them warm and dry in colder weather just fine. It’s called fur.

16. Speaking of furry friends, any pooch is bound to enjoy this Chicago Bears chew toy.

For the love of God, you can buy regular chew toys for your dog almost anywhere for a cheaper price. And they won’t know the difference.

17. Light up your room with this Philadelphia Eagles helmet light.

I have one for an LSU light in the college merch post just so you know. Nevertheless, this Tiffany style lamp probably seems more fit for a bar room than anywhere else.

18. Fire up hotdogs and hamburgers on game day with this football shaped charcoal grill.

Yes, I’m familiar with people grilling stuff up on game day. But does the grill need to be football shaped? Probably not.

19. Enjoy Madden with your very own Seattle Seahawks Xbox.

Yes, video game systems are expensive. But does this mean you should buy them with your favorite team? Are you kidding me?

20. This Oakland Raiders candy dispenser is great in any room.

For one, this looks like something you’d see in a store. Second, people make their own. So why the NFL sells this is kind of pointless, really.

21. Keep warm during the colder months with your very own Miami Dolphins sweater vest.

Is it ever sweater weather in Miami during the winter? I thought winters there were at low temperatures of 75 degrees.

22. Show how you love big sacks, ladies, with this Detroit Lions T-shirt.

To those who don’t live in the US, a sack is a play in football when a quarterback is tackled behind the line of scrimmage before he can make a pass. Yet, I know the connotations one might get when looking at this shirt.

23. Carry your things to the game in your very own Philadelphia Eagles gym pack.

Yes, I know this was designed for kids. But does this mean having an eagle on the bag was a good idea? Not how I see it.

24. Open doors easier with this NFL licensed football pull doorknob.

Because why waste your time hurting your wrist and pulling the door open when you can have this? Because opening a regular door really isn’t that hard.

25. Watch the game on Sunday with your very own Miami Dolphins remote control.

Since when did anyone need a team issued remote control? Couldn’t a regular and cheaper remote do just fine? Crazy.

26. Own a piece of Green Bay Packers history with your very own check signed by Vince Lombardi.

Of course, this costs like $1700 but that’s beside the point. However, to me, this is seriously not worth it.

27. Show how much you love her with this Oakland Raiders heart necklace.

That is only if she specifically asks for one. If she doesn’t, then don’t. That’s all I have to say.

28. Keep your beverages well insulated with this Detroit Lions glitter thermal cup.

It even has glitter on it to appeal to women. Because women seem to like anything that sparkles. Seriously, why?

29. Have yourself laid to rest in none other than your very own Dallas Cowboys casket.

Now you can show your support to your beloved Cowboys from beyond the grave. Definitely fit for any overly devoted fan.

30. Keep yourself safe from danger with this Pittsburgh Steelers handgun.

Okay, NFL coffins are one thing. But NFL handguns, well, that’s completely fucked up. Seriously, guns are dangerous and people get killed by them every year. Why do they want to put team logos on them is beyond me.

31. Keep your room cool during the summer with this Pittsburgh Steelers ceiling fan.

Regular ceiling fans work just as well in any room. And at a lower price. So why is this necessary is beyond me.

32. You can cook anything for the big game on these Dallas Cowboy casserole dishes.

And you can cook anything on any casserole dish you buy in a store. They’ll also be cheaper, too. So these things shouldn’t be necessary.

33. Keep your food chilled for tailgate in this Dallas Cowboys cooler cart.

Resembles something you might see in some school cafeteria. Save for the place for drinks. Seriously, why?

34. Spice up the night with this San Francisco 49ers Enamour Chemise.

From Vice: “The French may have invented love but some genius who has only been close to women on the subway at rush hour came up with this number and slapped an iron-on NFL logo patch where lace meets highly flammable poly-blend. As an added bonus, the structured cups are so strong you could pour your Frappachino in there if you wanna go hands-free. The guy who made this thinks you can wear it anywhere, is why.”

35. Nothing’s more stylish for the big game than this All-Star long sleeved Dolman T-shirt from the New York Giants.

From Vice: “Knowing that a garment had a make-it-work moment when an overworked, underpaid, quite possibly underage garment worker fell asleep at the shears and sliced a hole in the arm empowers me to go on in this biggest make-it-work moment of all: life.”

36. Go to the game in style in these Jacksonville Jaguars high end sequin boots.

Sorry but I believe the time of sequins has passed after the 1980s. And the fact these are UGG boots make these even tackier.

37. March down the aisle on your big day with this Pittsburgh Steelers wedding dress.

For one, the dress looks more like it was made from some Steeler bedsheet than anything. It’s more like a long sun dress you’d wear at a family reunion. Not something for a wedding.

38. If you’re thirsty drink out of this large New York Patriots cup.

I don’t know about you. But it seems like whenever you’re sipping from the straw, you’re sipping from this guy’s head. Kind of creepy if you think about it.

39. Nothing makes you look more stylish than a pair of Baltimore Ravens suede wedge heels.

These ones are tackier than the ones I showed you last year. Because they have leopard printed on the insides. Probably overpriced.

40. Have your little one cuddle with their very own mustached dog plushie from the New England Patriots.

Sorry, but this dog doesn’t seem like he has a mustache. More likely he seems to be suffering from some fungal disease I probably saw on Wikipedia while I was researching the jackalope for my mythical creatures series.

41. Keep yourself warm during the big game with this Seattle Seahawks blanket coat.

It’s like a hooded snuggie that you wear the other way. Though it may keep you from freezing, it’ll also make you look like an idiot.

42. Nothing makes a hallway look better than this Philadelphia Eagles stairwell carpet.

Because in order to match the Eagles memorabilla, you must have Eagles hallway carpet. Couldn’t a plain white carpet do just fine? Or better yet, how about just leave the plain old wooden floor alone.

43. Carry around your things at the stadium with this Denver Broncos sequin decorated purse.

Well, it doesn’t have a lot of sequin decoration. But if it didn’t have any at all, it would’ve looked just fine and less expensive.

44. Have your furry friend rest nice and easy with this Green Bay Packers pet bed.

For God’s sake, chances are your pet doesn’t care about your team. And it will be just as happy if you give it a plain pet bed for a lower price at Pet Smart. Seriously, team pet stuff isn’t about the pets. It’s about the owners.

45. Always know what time it is with this Houston Texans cuckoo clock.

If it didn’t have the Houston Texans stuff on it, it would just be a plain red, white, and blue cuckoo clock. But putting football stuff doesn’t enhance its beauty at all.

46. Nothing says sexy time like a lacy Dallas Cowboy thong.

I know why women wear thongs and I’m sure it’s not for comfort. But seriously, why did someone think putting NFL names on it was necessary? It’s not.

47. Come home for the holidays in this Miami Dolphins ugly Christmas sweater.

If we’re talking about Miami Dolphin fans, I think an ugly Christmas light weight shirt would be more appropriate. But to each his own.

48. Keep your money safe in your very own New England Patriots piggy bank.

Because there’s no team that’s synonymous with integrity like the New England Patriots. You know the team known for spying on players with hidden cameras, deflating footballs, and tampering with radio signals.

49. Keep yourself warm this winter in your very own Miami Dolphins knitted cap.

Unless you live in Miami since it’s known for 80 degree winters. Yeah, I’m sure it wouldn’t be necessary in a place like that.

50. Keep your wine on hand with this Pittsburgh Steelers wine holder.

It even has a clear metal basket to store corks. Nevertheless, do they have one for box of wine? Because my dad usually goes with that.

51. Get yourself high on life with this Oakland Raiders marijuana pipe.

Yes, it does exist and it's only legally sold to those with a medical marijuana prescription in California. Yet, legal to anyone in Colorado or Washington State.

Yes, it does exist and it’s only legally sold to those with a medical marijuana prescription in California. Yet, legal to anyone in Colorado and Washington State.

52. Now your furry friend can support your team in this Miami Dolphins pet tutu dress.

I don’t think this little dog is liking being in this outfit. I mean do dogs really care about sports? No. So why buy something like that? It’s ridiculous.

53. There’s nothing your man will like more than to see you wearing Seattle Seahawk nipple pasties.

Really? Seahawk nipple pasties? I can understand a Seattle stripper buying these. But anyone else, not so much.

54. Support your team with this Philadelphia Eagles cosmos hat.

Think of seeing your NFL team logo on a trippy backdrop. Might go best when smoking dope with an NFL pot pipe.

55. Enjoy hours of fun with this NFL Rush Zone board game.

I don’t know about you. But I think this would be more appropriate as a video game than a board game. Perhaps for fairly obvious reasons.

56. Entertain guests during the big game with a Saint Louis Rams cheese board.

Because there’s no reason why watching the big game should be like going to a cocktail party. You got to have some class here.

57. Eating on ears of corn hasn’t been better than with a pair of Rams corn cob holders.

You can buy corn cob holders anywhere for a small price. Why do these even exist and as footballs? Because it really doesn’t do well with finger grips.

58. Keep your license plate held up on your car with these Saint Louis Rams license plate screws.

Because why deal with regular screws that have been on your car to begin with? After all, people want to see fancy plate screws even if they can’t see them.

59. Relieve chapped lips with a tube of Saint Louis Rams lip balm.

After all, there’s nothing like supporting your team than buying a tube of overpriced chapstick you’ll probably lose before you’re done with it. Yeah, ridiculous.

60. Always be prepared for anything with a Saint Louis Rams roadside emergency kit.

Look, I can understand that an roadside emergency kit is useful. But why go with an overpriced NFL licensed one if you can buy a regular one from almost anywhere? That just doesn’t make sense to me.

61. Always keep control of the road with a Saint Louis Rams steering wheel.

Because why deal with the steering wheel you already had when you bought the car? It doesn’t show support for your team. Seriously, why?

62. Listen to the sounds of country with former Steeler quarterback Terry Bradshaws I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry.

Yes, this does exist as I’ve seen it on Pinterest. However, I doubt that you’ll find anything good on it.

63. Keep your pet nice and warm in this Houston Texans dog hoodie.

Not sure how cold it gets in Houston. But if it does, I’m well aware that dogs already have something that could keep them warm and dry. It’s called fur.

64. Support your team with this Houston Texans: 1961 AFC Champions T-Shirt.

Just ignore the fact it was the Houston Texans have only been around since 2002. That it was the Houston Oilers who won the 1961 AFC Championship. And that the Houston Oilers are now the Tennessee Titans. So the 1961 AFC Championship bit shouldn’t be on there.

65. Decorate your garden with this Carolina Panthers tree face.

Whether on or off a tree, this kind of decoration is unsettling. Maybe because it puts a face where it shouldn’t belong.

66. Nothing makes you more manly than a Washington Redskins assault rifle.

Especially recommended for white men with masculinity issues. Seriously, other than killing people, assault weapons have no other purpose. So there’s no point they should even be legal.

67. Always be handy with your own Dallas Cowboys Swiss Army knife.

For nothing says you love America’s Football Team like having a pocket knife that was invented in a country that hasn’t fought a war for centuries. Yes, I’m talking about Switzerland, folks.

68. Wrap your presents with some Kansas City Chiefs wrapping paper.

Because why wrap your son’s birthday gifts in the cheap wrapping paper you can find anywhere? I mean you’re just going to throw it away afterwards anyway.

69. Have hours of fun playing New England Patriots Monopoly.

It’s not only the only game where cheating’s allowed but also encouraged. Just ask Tom Brady and Bill Bellichek.

70. Keep snug and warm this winter in a pair of Miami Dolphins leggings.

Of course, if you live in Miami, expect them to be covered in sweat when you’re done with them. Because Miami’s a hot place.

71. Keep your beer on hand with this Houston Texans beer cozy.

Isn’t beer supposed to be a cold beverage? So why does this exist? We’re not in Europe!

72. Keep your ingredients organized with these Dallas Cowboys kitchen containers.

Each one is marked with a navy blue Dallas star. Though you could find similarly plain ones at any place that sells kitchen wear. And at a lower price.

73. Keep your beverages cool with this Kansas City Chiefs six pack cooler.

You can even fit bottles and cans in them. Of course, you can fit a lot more in a regular cooler. But why would you want that?

74. Show your team is great with this replica 2005 Philadelphia Eagles NFC Championship Ring.

From SB Nation: “Now whenever makes a joke about how the Eagles have “no rings” you can show them this. And then they will still laugh at you.”

75. For evenings during the game, impress your guests with a Denver Broncos fire pit.

It’s a fire pit with the Denver Broncos logo. But the horse looks especially menacing in flames.

76. Nothing looks better on a girl than a pair of Hello Kitty Denver Broncos earrings.

Just what the hell does Hello Kitty have to do with NFL football? I don’t understand it.

77. Support your team by wearing this Hello Kitty Denver Broncos stadium pin.

Once again, I don’t understand the connection between Hello Kitty and football. Seriously, why does this even exist?

78. No quality rec room should be without a Pittsburgh Steelers dart board.

Enjoy hours playing a bar room game specifically designed for the designated drivers. Because you know what drunk Steeler fans would do in a game of darts.

79. Make sure your devices are juiced with a 1600 mah Baltimore Ravens power bar.

When I looked at this, I had no idea what this was used for. And to be honest, I’m still not sure what its exact purpose is.

80. Enjoy a garden breeze with this Pittsburgh Steeler wind chime.

Okay, the concept of this seems good. But the colors on this are all wrong. the star colors are supposed to be gold, red, and blue. Not red, white, and blue.

NFL Fans Dressed and Ready for Game Day (Second Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on September 2, 2016

Once again, here am I outside in my Pittsburgh Steelers regalia with my Terrible Towel. Unlike last year, I have on a Steeler sweatshirt even though it’s not the kind of weather to wear it. But along with the hat, it’s to make my outfit different than it was last year.

Along with children going back to school, one of the things that marks the dying days of summer is none other than the start of the NFL football season. Last year, I did a post on crazy NFL fans dressing up in a variety of ridiculous costumes which got a rather pleasing reception. So I decided to do another for this year. Besides, you can’t capture the fan craziness out in the NFL in just one post. Nevertheless, those who ask why I do posts on NFL football over other sports. Well, even though I’m not a big sports fan I do have my reasons. First, NFL football is a huge deal in the US and is the most popular pro sport in the country. And it’s especially popular in my neck of the woods where almost everyone’s favorite pro sports team is the Pittsburgh Steelers. Second, unlike basketball, hockey, and baseball, it has a definite season that spans from September to January as well as pre-season period in August and a post-season period to February. Third, the Super Bowl is treated as an unofficial national holiday and is normally the most watched thing on TV of any given year. If you look at any most watched TV broadcasts ever in the US, most of them will revolve around Super Bowls. Hell, the only broadcasts that weren’t Super Bowls on the list are the finales of M*A*S*H and Cheers (which coincidentally aired the very day my sister was born). Fourth, my college alma mater Saint Vincent in Latrobe has paid host to Steelers training camp since the late 1960s which draws large crowds. And finally, since my dad is a big Steeler fan, I grew up more exposed to NFL football more than most pro sports. But he’s not nearly as crazy as these people. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another treasure trove of crazy NFL fans in their full team regalia.

Sorry, Christians, but it turns out that the Lord Jesus Christ is for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Okay, it’s a Steeler fan dressed like Jesus. But I know a lot of Christians won’t like this, especially if they’re from Dallas, Cincinnati, Baltimore, New England, or anywhere outside Pittsburgh.

2. This dad tries his best to bring up his son in the Houston Texans tradition.

Like how he has a matching stroller. Of course, I guess his kid isn’t old enough for the bull horns and face paint.

3. You don’t have to be human to show your love to the Green Bay Packers.

Because even this bull dog is a known cheesehead. Then again, their owner most likely is and it doesn’t really care about sports.

4. Since Stephen King lives in Maine, it’s only natural for killer clowns to cheer for the New England Patriots.

Well, I’m not sure if Stephen King even cares about NFL football. But he did write at least one story featuring a killer clown. And he is from New England. So it fits.

5. This Oakland Raiders fan gives no bones about what you think.

Yes, I know I had to include Raiders fans in this post at some point. Doesn’t hurt he he’s wearing an autographed helmet, too.

6. Don’t look now, but I’d watch out for this guy’s cheese.

Because for this Packers’ fan, his cheese on a stick has teeth. So if you’re not a fan of the Green Bay Packers, you might want to watch out.

7. Apparently, Oakland Raider fans aren’t the only scary sports enthusiasts out there.

These Houston Texans fans wear skull masks and funny hats. But they take their team so seriously that you should be wary to laugh in front of them in their silly costumes.

8. This Cincinnati Bengals’ fan would surely stand out in their large striped cowboy hat.

Doesn’t hurt this person has the make up and accessories to match. Wouldn’t want to sit near someone like that in the stands.

9. In Seattle, don’t be surprised to see Seahawks fans in feather headdresses like this one.

Interestingly, the Seattle Seahawks logo design is most likely taken from Pacific Northwest Native American totem poles. But nobody discusses it. Then again, the design might be a coincidence anyway.

10. Speaking of the Seahawks, this crazy colored gorilla always seems to turn out for them.

Then again, he might be a sasquatch who keeps to himself in the forest and only turns out for Seahawks games. Why Bigfoot enthusiasts don’t notice, we’ll never know.

11. This old gnome always goes for his beloved Oakland Raiders.

He even wears, chains, swords, and skulls for good measure. So don’t try to mistake him for some evil henchman from some fantasy story. He’s just a Raiders fan.

12. This Seahawks fan never hesitates to show off his prized bobble head doll.

Don’t mind that he has a skull face and a large blue mohawk. He’s just really proud of his team.

13. When his Minnesota Vikings need more power, he never hesitates to cut the cheese.

There’s another guy who wears a chainsaw hat for Dallas. But I think the one pertaining to Green Bay is funnier.

14. As Green Bay Packers call themselves cheeseheads, Chicago Bears fans go with graters.

You have to admit it, the concept is very clever. After all, Green Bay and Chicago are big rivals since they're in the same NFC conference.

You have to admit it, the concept is very clever. After all, Green Bay and Chicago are big rivals since they’re in the same NFC division.

15. This Washington Redskins fan goes to the games in his best feather headdress.

Native Americans, I give you full permission to look upon this man in disdain for offending your culture. Then again, how many times have there been calls to get to Washington Redskins to change their damn name. Because “redskin” is a derogatory racial slur.

16. Seems like the Thing really enjoys his Cincinnati Bengals.

As for why he only has one large fist, I really can’t say. Guess he lost the other one?

17. These Cincinnati Bengal fans could make cowboy hats from six pack boxes.

Yet, while one woman goes for Miller, the other goes for Coors. Nevertheless, they’re on the same team so it doesn’t matter what beer they drink.

18. Any demonic papa would be proud to bring up a child in the Denver Broncos tradition.

Even better when both father and child wear jerseys with the same number. Not sure if this is heartwarming or creepy. Okay, it’s kind of ridiculous. Then again, that may not really be a child.

19. Hey, I didn’t know Hulk Hogan was a Buffalo Bills fan.

Actually this is a Buffalo Bills fan dressed as Hulk Hogan. But you have to admire his mustache and feather boas.

20. This Steelers fan always attends the game in stripes.

But even he wouldn’t wear those ugly bumblebee throwback uniforms.But he would paint his face in stripes.

21. Let’s hope the Green Bay Packers don’t fail Vader this year.

Because Darth Vader possess a strong power guided by the Force and hates when people fail him. So if the Packers suffer a losing season, some of them may not be back next year. Like Aaron Rodgers.

22. Sometimes a Raiders fan just has to go with the skulls and a full shoulder pad rib cage.

Yes, I know real rib cages on humans don’t look like that. But I don’t think this guy gives a shit. Also, the skulls have swords stabbed through them.

23. What the hell is Walter White doing at a Tampa Bay Buccaneers game?

Okay, this is a Buccaneers fan in a biohazard suit akin to Walter White. Very different story. But crazy just the same. Wonder if he gets hot in there.

24. This Dallas Cowboy fan only went with nothing but a hat, cape, and face paint.

I guess he’s going to be a very itchy man by the end of the game. But he seem to feel like it’s worth all the trouble for the photo.

25. You underestimate how much the undead support the Miami Dolphins.

Because he really seems to get himself out there. And compared to his team, he really scares the shit out of you.

26. Scary Ohio clowns go for the Cleveland Browns.

Unfortunately, for this guy, he might be more intimidating than the team. Seriously, the Browns aren’t well-known for their penchant for winning.

27. So I guess the people of Kansas City, Missouri love their team so much that even their high church leaders go for the Chiefs.

Okay, he’s just a fan dressed as a bishop or the Pope. But I think the red Chief vestments suit him.

28. Just because she’s wearing black birds, doesn’t mean she’s a Ravens fan.

In fact, she supports the Oakland Raiders. And she even makes herself more mysterious with a mosaic mirror mask.

29. Saint Vince is always cheering for his Green Bay Packers on the sidelines.

Saint Vince is a legend among Green Bay Packers fans that I just had to include him. By the way, the “Vince” here is Vince Lombardi. And he even has a cheese staff, too.

30. This man gets on a horse to support his beloved Denver Broncos.

Yes, it’s a face horse he’s wearing. But it still looks incredibly outrageous that I had to include it.

31. For this Detroit Lions fan, he can’t go wrong with a lion hat and sunglasses.

Then again, given how the Lions aren’t known for their winning seasons, such costume might be enough. But it’s good enough for this post.

32. When it gets cold, these guys show up to Packers games in scarves, ear muffs, and striped overalls.

They also dye their hair green and paint their faces for support. Yes, they look outrageous but they don’t care.

33. Surprised to see Thor and Iron Man at a New Orleans Saints game.

Thought football would be among the last things they’d be concerned about. Then again, that Thor has dark hair so it’s probably not really them.

34. Somehow this Dallas Cowboy fan has to show that his team are champions.

Yes, I know that the Dallas Cowboys have won 5 Super Bowls. But they haven’t won one since the 1990s when they were up against the….okay, maybe I shouldn’t go there.

35. Sometimes a Carolina Panthers fan has to take the big paws out.

And with the pig paws this guy certainly has. Even has his face painted and blue hair to boot.

36. This Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan even lends his horn for the team.

Of course, the baubles around his neck don’t make him seem very intimidating. But perhaps he’s in a yuletide mood at this point.

37. To these Philadelphia Eagles fans, the game is for the birds.

And by that, I mean large birds of prey who aren’t falcons. Like that one guy’s beak, by the way.

38. While Green Bay has the Packers bulldog, Pittsburgh has its own Steeler poodle.

Yes, this was done with pet body paint which most veterinarians ask pet owners not to do. But this is just hysterical that I had to put it in.

39. Even western bikers go for the Oakland Raiders.

And as far as I know about Raider fans, these two will fit right in. And they’d even be seen as normal in comparison.

40. This Saint Louis Rams fan goes all out with the horns.

Yet, since the Rams decided to return to LA, it’s hard to tell for much longer. Mostly because sports fandoms can be unpredictable things.

41. Guess someone has already hulked out at the Green Bay Packers game.

So is this a very good thing or a very bad thing. Also, I don’t think hulks look great in yellow clown wigs but that’s just my opinion.

42. The Bronconator always has two unicorns on his side during a game in Denver.

Yes, those are unicorn figurines. But do you think he really cares? Probably not. Then again, they could be horses all along.

43. Seems like the masked Charger Cowboy and Bolt Man are very good friends.

Seems like neither is a fan of the Indianopolis Colts. But down in San Diego, they seem like old pals.

44. When it comes to supporting the Chicago Bears, there are no limits to foam.

Here is this guy with foam paws and a bear hat. And he seems really psyched up for the game.

45. Apparently, Oakland Raider fans are a scary bunch.

Doesn’t help that they dress in creepy black and white costumes. And I sure as hell wouldn’t want to run into this guy.

46. Seems like the Buffalo Bills fans support Rex Ryan by the foot.

Not sure what the feet are supposed to mean. But I wonder what the guys in front of them would think about them. Because that would be interesting.

47. For this Baltimore Ravens fan, it’s purple hair or no hair.

He also goes with beads, hard hat, and purple face paint for good measure. Let’s hope he’s not going to a Steelers game.

48. This luchador Chicago Bears fan is ready to rumble.

Seems like I have a lot of Chicago Bear fans on this post already. Not really sure why.

49. One has to be quite ingenious to have their own Pats hat.

And it seems to resemble the logo quite well if you look at it at this angle. Though we all know what the New England Patriots are like (cheaters).

50. No, I don’t think that’s the Green Bay Packer cheerleading squad.

In fact, I bet any money that these are all guys. Still, you have to admire their sense of humor in this one.

51. Didn’t expect to see a Transformer at a Cincinnati Bengals game.

He even has the shoulder pads and jersey to match. Which begs the question for me.

52. This Indianapolis Colts fan has her team on her lips.

They’re probably fake lips. But they still look just as ridiculous along with the clown wig and glasses.

53. This New Orleans Saints fan even has some gold teeth to spare.

Let’s hope those teeth are fake which they most likely are. Yet, they seem to go well with the hat.

54. Supergirl always cheers for her New York Giants.

Wait, doesn’t Supergirl have blond hair? So this probably can’t really be her.

55. This luchador always goes out of the way to support his New England Patriots.

Even though spandex is hardly a great insulator. And the fact, a lot of fans outside New England hate them.

56. This Steeler fan will do whatever it takes to see his team win.

Even if it means donning a Steeler suit of spandex. Not sure if that’s even comfortable. But he’s proud of it.

57. Looks like we’ve come across one of the infamous Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.

Okay, that’s a fat guy dressed as a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. But if he wants to dress like that, it’s his choice. Even if he looks utterly ridiculous.

58. Apparently, this Elvis is an avid fan of the San Francisco 49ers.

He even has it on his maroon jacket if you know where to look. And I thought Elvis was more of a Titans fan.

He even has it on his maroon jacket if you know where to look. And I thought Elvis was more of a Titans or Panthers fan.

59. Oh, no, the Miami gorillas are on the loose!

No need to worry, they’re Dolphins fans just here for the big game. How they got into street clothes, I’ll never know.

60. Sometimes you need a hat to cover your head now and then.

And there seems to be no shortage of Green Bay Packers fans in outlandish costumes. This one included but his outfit is mild compared to some.

61. Blueberry always tries to make his Indianapolis Colts his top priority.

Doesn’t hurt that he has a Colt hat and paints his face blue. Wonder how long it takes for him to prepare for a big game.

62. Looks like the Gremlins express support for the New Orleans Saints.

Guess anyone in New Orleans doesn’t have to worry about their electronics and appliances falling apart during football season on Sunday. Because these two will be watching the game.

63. This Green Bay Packer fan is always excited when his team scores.

He’s even wearing a field gold hat and has everything in green and yellow. So he’s all pumped up for the Packer game.

64. Does that guy have an Eagle on his chest?

Apparently, he’s a Philadelphia Eagles fan even if the eagle is a bit large on him. Wonder how he carries himself in that jersey.

65. This pirate always tries to look his best at an Oakland Raiders game.

Well, at least he’s not wearing a skull mask, spikes, or skulls all over him. Like his hat.

66. For some reason, this creepy Arizona Cardinals fan likes to show up in a red feather suit.

Yes, I know his face will give you nightmares. But he’s just here to watch the Cardinals. So it’s no big deal.

67. For lady Viking fans, always go with purple hair in Minnesota.

Furry cone Viking helmets also work by the way. Even if they have braids dropping from them.

68. Check out this undead Raiders’ fan’s bony fingers.

Yes, they may be big and bony. But you’d certainly not want this Raider’s fan to show up at your house at night.

69. This Buffalo Bills fan always cheers for his team to lead the charge.

Yet, since the Bills aren’t among the best NFL teams they probably wont. Kind of feel sorry for this guy.

70. Those who liked the Denver Broncos Barrel Man in last year’s NFL fan post will like Barrel Boy.

He’s like the Barrel Man but more pint sized. And incredibly adorable, too.

71. Not all Oakland Raiders fans are tall and scary. Some look quite chic.

This woman is wearing a corset and leather along with her scary Raiders makeup. But hers only covers half her face.

72. This Houston Texan fan always like to accentuate his shoulder pads before the big game.

And yes, it looks really ridiculous. But not to this guy. To him, he looks cool.

73. This Cincinnati Bengals’ fan would never leave home without his Bengal hat.

Doesn’t hurt if he paints his face with Bengal stripes to match. Even though he might stand out from a crowd.

74. For the New York Jets, no one can possibly ever forget old Fireman Ed.

Fireman Ed is one of the better known New York Jets characters. Can always be recognized by his fireman’s hat. Crazy.

75. This Miami Dolphins fan goes all out on her orange and white.

Doesn’t matter if she’s tacky in her large orange hat. As long as she’s wearing Dolphins, it’s all good.

76. This Buffalo Bills fan will even wear sequins for his beloved team.

He’ll also wear arm covers with red and white strips descending from them. But he feels it’s all worth it.

77. The Celebrity Queen proudly supports her New England Pats.

Sure they may be cheaters. But as long as she’s concerned, they’re her cheaters and she still loves them. Same can be said regarding other Patriot fans.

78. There’s no costume that’s too elaborate and over the top for this New Orleans Saints fan.

And yes, he’s dressed in feathers galore like he works in some Las Vegas show. Wonder how he manages to sit in the stands during the game.

79. There’s never enough pom poms for this Pittsburgh Steeler fan.

And yes, he’s all covered in them from head to toe. He may even have some left over, too.

80. Not sure what to think about this Bengals fan making a hat from the old pigskin.

Sure the Bengals play football. But that just makes anyone look pretty strange. Doesn’t help with the foam paws either.

81. I guess you can call these guys the literal Dallas Cowboys.

Yeah, I don’t think the Dallas Cowboys are actual cows. But I think these costumes are udderly hilarious. Love it.

82. No, I don’t think that’s a Steeler cheerleader for they don’t exist.

Just another fat Steeler fan in a skimpy outfit and wig. Yeah, he doesn’t look great in that outfit.

83. This Miami Dolphins fan has a dolphin on each shoulder.

He even has pom poms and face paint for good measure. But compared to a few other Miami fans, his costume is quite tame.

84. This Green Bay Packer fan sees himself as a fence painter.

Or a “defense painter” to be more specific. Nevertheless, wouldn’t want to sit behind him in the stadium during a game or beside him.

85. The New York Giants Queen seems to have something to say.

I guess this is a Giants parody of the Patriots’ Celebrity Queen. Makes sense. At least the signs are funnier.

86. Any room for two big skulls in Baltimore?

Don't worry, they're just skull masks. I'm sure Ray Lewis isn't hiding in one of them. Honest.

Don’t worry, they’re just skull masks. I’m sure these women aren’t meaning to frighten anyone.

87. Baltimore’s Captan Dee Fense is always at the Ravens’ side.

Yes, there’s an actual guy like this in Baltimore. However, the Ravens didn’t seem to go for defense much last season. Heh, heh.

88. This Steeler fan always goes for some more Cowher Power.

Unfortunately, Cowher hasn’t coached the Steelers for some time now. But this guy’s hat is totally ridiculous.

89. Warbonnet and spiked shoulder pads, a great Redskins fan do make.

But when it comes to Native American relations, you wouldn’t want to show up in a pow wow in this. Seriously, Native Americans don’t view wearing warbonnets in sporting events very highly at all.

90. In Houston, Elvis always makes his support for the Texans perfectly clear.

Yes, he has the Houston Texans logo on the back of his cape. And it’s all sparkly, too.

91. This Browns fan has his hat dripping with bones.

Let’s hope he doesn’t attract any dogs with them. Also would say the same about the sausage around his neck.

92. These Dallas Cowboy fans have their love for their team on their chests.

And in full body paint, too. One of them has the Dallas star in a jigsaw puzzle mode.

93. Even Santa Claus thinks that the Pittsburgh Steelers are the best in the NFL.

He even has a gold suit to show for it. Just see him wave the iconic Terrible Towel.

94. Guess this German barmaid is dressed to support the Minnesota Vikings.

After all, the Midwest is full of Germans and Scandinavians. Or at least it was. Still, this is clever.

95. Guess you’ll always have to have one crazy Jack-o-Lantern rooting for the Cleveland Browns.

Then again, he’s bound to give more nightmares to children than the team ever will. Seriously, the Browns aren’t known for winning a lot.

96. Darth Maul doesn’t like it one bit when there’s a call against his Vikings.

Sure he’s supposed to have a red and black face. But the overall costume is brilliant.

97. Seems like this Jacksonville Jaguars fan has bee under the weather lately.

After all, he seems to have a lot of junk in his hair. Maybe because it’s due to hurricane season.

98. Looks like flaming hair tends to run in this family.

Oh, wait they’re Tennessee Titan fans. And they really seem to be dressed their best for the game. Probably it might be since they’re rich enough for front row seating.

99. Atlanta Falcons fans always tailgate in feathers.

Wonder what this woman is doing here. Probably some dance or having a good time. Hope she doesn’t get those feathers everywhere.

100. Here we have 2 Steeler fans who came all the way from Mexico.

You can tell by their black and gold ponchos and sombreros. But they must be very diehard fans to travel this far.

Gather Round All Ye Lords and Ladies to Marvel at These Magnificent Costumes of the Ye Olde Renaissance Festival (Second Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on August 31, 2016

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For all you lords and ladies in the Greater Pittsburgh Area, Renaissance Faire season is upon us. So if you enjoy 16th centuryish fun, games, and merrymaking, remember that it’s open only during weekends in September and Labor Day. Nevertheless, I did a Renaissance Festival post last year around this time which may not have gotten a lot of views, but since the Greater Pittsburgh Renaissance Festival is near my house, I thought I can do another edition for this year. After all, whenever you go to any of these events, you’re bound to see a lot of people in costumes. Are these historically accurate? Hell, no. But then again, most Renaissance fairs aren’t supposed to be educational, anyway. Besides, if you were in a real Renaissance European town, it would probably not be a very enchanting experience. For one, you’d have a very hard time keeping your clothes clean since the streets would be covered in horse shit. Second, you will not find anyone selling turkey legs because turkeys are North American birds and most of North American colonization would take place in the 17th century (though it’s a different story if we’re talking about the Spanish in the southern US and anywhere below that). Third, sanitation was horrible with people pissing and throwing their shit out windows, animals doing their business in the street, and lack of regular bathing. Fourth, since countries were ruled by authoritarian monarchies and princedoms, you could forget about the upper classes believing in free speech, freedom to worship (save in France within the last decades of the 16th century), or anything relating to social justice because they just didn’t give a shit. If you live in Spain, you might have to deal with the Spanish Inquisition and ruthless Catholic and expansionist monarchs. If you live in Italy, then you might have to worry more about noble families fighting with each other and using the Catholic Church as an avenue for social advancement while not giving a damn about priestly duties (until the Catholic Counter-Reformation started cracking down on this). If you live in Eastern Europe, then you’ll have to deal with either the Ottoman Empire or Russia at the time of Ivan the Terrible. Neither of which are good. And if you live in Northern Europe, then you’re in the middle of the Reformation which means you better conform to what your ruler believes and do what they say or else expect your life to be a living hell. That or be executed. Maybe both. Okay, I could say the same about any country in Renaissance Europe, but this mainly goes for the northern parts since they’re most likely to be exposed to, adopt, and possibly be forced to convert to Protestantism. Sure some rulers may be more tolerant than others but don’t count on it. Also, if your country is mostly Protestant, there’s a strong chance that you’ll be accused, convicted, and later executed for witchcraft even though your crime was simply having someone in your life who really didn’t like you or being a convenient scapegoat. Yes, you might be completely innocent, but no one’s going to help you and expect to see those you know and love join in the hysteria since they don’t want to be next. Fifth, jousting and other tournament activities were dangerous which resulted in serious injuries (as in Henry VIII’s case which screwed him up bad) and possibly death (as with Catherine d’ Medici’s husband Henri II of France). Sixth, modern medicine didn’t exist at a time when contagious deadly diseases were rampant while surgery basically consisted of hacking off limbs. Seventh, aside from tournaments, blood sports, animal fights, and public executions were seen as fun for the whole family. Eighth, thanks to the Reformations as well as power hungry rulers, warfare and violence was rampant and very ugly. And finally, those beautiful outfits you see in Renaissance paintings weren’t very comfortable or great to wear in the summer.

So you might understand why Renaissance festivals might take liberties with history and present the era as the fun time it wasn’t. Nevertheless, you’re bound to find costumes pertaining to a mishmash from everything relating to Middle Ages, Renaissance, and the 17th century to high fairy tale fantasy. And here I give you another treasure trove of Renaissance Faire costumes for your reading pleasure.

Sometimes a simple peasant dress is all you need.

Sure had she lived in the 16th century, it would be much dirtier and not in such bright colors. But she certainly looks lovely.

2. They may not be wicked enchanters, but their robes certainly are.

Not exactly what you’d see at Hogwarts. But they look so badass in their robes and staffs you don’t even care.

3. This fairy knows how to dress in silver and white.

Yes, I know it’s more fantasy than Renaissance. But you see people dressed like this at such festivals. Besides, a lot of Renaissance outfits are uncomfortable anyway.

4. Thanks to furry legs, this lady satyr doesn’t need a skirt.

Anyone familiar with Greek mythology should know that female satyrs were all male. Female satyrs were inventions by later poets.

5. When it comes to costume jewelry, sometimes there are no limits.

I think this woman is supposed to be a gypsy from what I could tell by her outfit. But I could be wrong. At least she has one of those perfumers even if it's just for show.

I think this woman is supposed to be a gypsy from what I could tell by her outfit. But I could be wrong. At least she has one of those metal perfumers around her waist even if it’s just for show.

6. Sometimes in a woman’s dressed, layered skirts are necessary.

Yes, women did wear multiple skirts in those days, particularly the wealthy. Still, while the skirts are nice, I’m not sure about the sleeves.

7. Anyone familiar with Renaissance history should be able to recognize good ol’ Henry VIII.

You know the English Tudor king who was married 6 times, beheaded 2 wives and a lot of his friends, broke with the Catholic Church, and later got very fat towards the end of his life. Yes, that’s the ruthless and colorful Henry VIII.

8. Not sure what these two or going for with the Venice Carnival masks.

Yes, they kind of look creepy. But apparently, these people think the masks are cool. So they go with them.

9. A medieval dress should always come with a matching cape of the same color.

Often it wouldn’t in the Middle Ages, because even the nobles had a very limited wardrobe. Seriously, clothes were expensive at that time.

10. Now that seems like a strange looking wench.

Yes, one of these guys is in a dress and most likely because he has a strange sense of humor. But please don’t judge him.

11. A woman should always be able to enjoy a good brew in all her finery.

And I bet this woman’s costume didn’t come cheap either. Knowing how it’s rich with ornate detail.

12. When it comes to Renaissance costume, rich ladies always wore the big skirts.

But at the Renaissance Festival these can be worn by almost anyone and can be adjusted for comfort. Real rich Renaissance ladies didn’t have such luxuries.

13. Simple medieval dresses in pink and blue are always fine for young girls.

Because Renaissance dresses can be very expensive if ornate enough. Yet, these little girls are so cute.

14. Seems like these two Disney princesses are enjoying themselves.

Seems like they’re dressed like Princess Aurora and Snow White. And in costumes somewhat suitable to the period, according to storybooks.

15. Never thought I’d catch sight of a peacock fairy.

Love how she has her green and blue costume coordinate with the peacock feathers she uses as wings. Very ingenious of her.

16. A bishop always has the right of way at this festival.

I’m sure he’s not a clergyman of any kind in real life. But he does have a cool hat and lavish robes to make a presence.

17. In this outfit the skirt just had to match the parasol.

Now that’s a dress you can see from a mile away. Very bright if you ask me. Like the hat, too.

18. A belly dancer always can be pointed out by her jangles and midriff.

Yes, they have belly dancers at Renaissance Festivals. Would you see them in Renaissance Europe? No, because they’re from India.

19. When it comes to couple costumes, leather body armor always looks cool.

Doesn’t hurt if they use the same colors either. Yet, only the guy is wearing the mask as well as a shirt under his.

20. At Renaissance Festivals, don’t be surprised to see at least multiple men in tights.

And I know one of these guys isn’t wearing pants. Or are tights pants in Renaissance costumes? You can’t be sure.

21. This chimera has a tendency to take breaks for light reading.

Sure his costume might be intimidating to many. But you have to love his big feet and horns.

22. This nature fairy is always more drawn to trees.

She even has a green dress and is holding a leaf that seems to be changing color. Guess fall must be around the corner.

23. A blue Renaissance dress could make any girl look like a princess.

Doesn’t hurt that it has matching yellow ribbons. Probably not cheap to make though.

24. A pirate couple always has to have matching pirate hats.

Yet, the lass could wear a short skirt if she wants to. Because these events aren’t meant to conform to historical accuracy anyway. And his outfit more or less belongs in the late 17th century. Possibly 18th.

25. A shiny blue outfit with pantaloons and tights looks great on any Renaissance man.

Because such outfits in the 16th century were a man’s way of showing how rich they were. Like the cape and hat.

26. A green and black dress is always stunning.

I guess she’s supposed to dress like a pirate from what I can tell. Then again, at least everything seems to match.

27. For this barbarian man, leather bracelets, boots, and skirt are all he needs.

You’d almost think this guy was Conan the Barbarian. Yet, at least he’s sporting a six pack.

28. This little bard dons his own princely shirt and tights.

Yes, he may only be in diapers. But he’s just so adorable in his rich costume that you don’t care.

29. Guess these travelers are out for the hunt.

Note that their guns are flintlock muskets which are single shot, take long to reload, and aren’t very great in speed and accuracy. On the other hand, they guys are wearing nice pants.

30. A little princess always has to carry a large scepter.

It also has to match her outfit as well. And as far as this girl’s concern, princess is only a stepping stone to becoming queen.

31. This forest ranger always has the proper tunic and cape.

Doesn’t hurt that this outfit helps him with the ladies and makes him look like a badass. He even has a sword, too.

32. Here we come across Queen Elizabeth I dressed in all her finery.

Yes, Queen Lizzy loved her pearl jewelry and ruffles. Because she had a lot of portraits depicting her like this. And yes, she used white makeup, which probably contained lead.

33. Is that the Joker and Harley Quinn? Wonder what they’re doing here.

Yes, it’s them. And they’re dressed in period costume to show. Though they’re still easy to pick out of a crowd since they’re Batman villains.

34. How about a pint with this jester?

Jesters often entertained with their songs, music, storytelling, acrobatics, juggling, magic, and comedy. However, while they were popular in the Renaissance, the tradition later declined in the 17th century.

35. This young faun likes to put autumn leaves in his antlers or horns.

Sure he looks like a faun or satyr. But the guy is wearing antlers. So it may be hard to say at any length.

36. Guess sometimes a Renaissance Festival can have a devilish element to it.

Or just have people dressed up as demons in their own incarnation. This one is mostly dressed in red with fur trimming on his outfit.

37. For a second, I thought this man came all the way from Sherwood Forest.

Yes, he does seem to be a member of the Merry Men with his ragged archer costume and a longbow. But unlike what you see in the Robin Hood stories, medieval outlaws mostly stole for themselves. And they could be quite violent, too.

38. Vikings always look fierce and ready to fight.

Yet, unlike this couple, real Viking warriors didn’t wear horned helmets into battle or on their ships. Also, Viking women wore long skirts.

39. A long dress always has a special grace on a lady faire.

It’s also a stain magnet and something a lot of women wouldn’t wear during the Renaissance. But this is very lovely.

40. For men, the puffy shirt always has to match the pantaloons.

Only in the 16th and 17th century could a man get away with lace, puffy pants, puffy sleeves, and tights and look like a badass. Because being fancy was a mark of wealth and prestige.

41. A fair lord must always be prepared to draw out his sword.

And he’s not wearing puffy pants either. But the shirt and hat are classy.

42. This lady must be the queen of her court.

Guess this is the court of Queen Elizabeth I. And probably before the Armada as well. Or she’s wearing a scaled down outfit.

43. When it comes to Renaissance clothing, the hat must always match the dress.

You’ve probably seen a dress in a painting of one of Henry VIII’s wives. Wonder if this woman is playing Katherine of Aragon.

44. For these pirates, colorful costumes sure make them stand out.

Yes, they may wear flashy outfits and make Golden Age piracy look cool. But in reality, living on a pirate ship was anything but a picnic.

45. Wonder what this demonic Krampus like creature is.

Lucky for this guy, his Renaissance Festival outfit could double as a Halloween costume. Wonder what trick or treaters would think about him.

46. This demonic guy has wicked armor and bat wings.

I guess even dressing up as a demonic figure isn’t uncommon. After all, he does seem to make it look cool.

47. These traveling women seem fully prepared for their journeys.

Seems like one of them has a lot of stuff on her belt. Note that purses and pockets didn’t exist in the 16th century. At least for women.

48. How about a photo op with the blue devils?

And no, I don't mean the ones from Duke University either. I mean these who who make cooler mascots than the one they already have.

And no, I don’t mean the ones from Duke University either. I mean these who who’d make cooler mascots than the one they already have.

49. A gentlemen can always look dashing in black.

Well, he seems to be a strapping man with a rapier and boots. Like his hat.

50. This little peasant always has to help with the washing.

Actually it’s likely little girls wore outfits like that. But at any rate, she’s so cute.

51. Is that Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn in matching outfits?

Seems like it. If it is, they should enjoy the honeymoon while it last. Because this relationship is not going end well. Really not going to end well.

52. Furs and pearls are always marks of high standing.

As far as this woman is concerned, such costume would denote how rich she was. At the Renaissance Faire, it just looks cool.

53. Sometimes the sleeves don’t always come attached to the dress.

As in this picture which. Guess this woman made her skirt from old curtains. Wouldn’t be the first.

54. Even these fair ladies have to obey the crossing guard in order to cross the street.

Kind of find this image pretty funny. Of course, these women have it easy compared to real Renaissance women. Because they’d have to cross dirt roads with shit all over them.

55. These knights are ready for a joust in their shining armor.

Unlike what Renaissance Festivals show, tournaments were very dangerous. I mean people actually died in them.

56. Guess even galactic fighters need a break now and then.

Or these people are on their way to a Star Wars convention afterwards. Is that Stormtrooper dressed like a Scottish guy from Braveheart?

57. Somehow blue seems like a suitable color for pantaloons.

Like how that guy is posing at the well. Seems to be very proud in his outfit, doesn’t he?

58. These mongers all want you to buy their stuff.

I’m sure they would since they really need the money. Like the colorful dresses though.

59. With these 4 it’s all for one and one for all.

Sure they’re dressed like you’d see in The Three Musketeers. But still, we all know that book should be called Four Guys with Swords.

60. Wonder if these singing nuns could really carry a tune.

Well, they really seem like they’re singing. And they’re wearing simple outfits. Not sure if they’d be comfortable.

61. Guess everyone here is all clad in leather.

And it seems like dark leather, too. I’m guessing they’re supposed to be pirates.

62. This maid always prefers her knight in shining armor be covered in mail.

Yes, medieval knights wore mail. But it was a tedious process to make with all the metal rings. And I’m sure it didn’t come cheap.

63. Sometimes all you need is a big sword and a big hat.

Yes, another lady pirate who’s dressed like this to look cool. Even though real female pirates didn’t dress like that at all for good reasons.

64. This Scottish lass wears her plaid with pride.

Well, it’s technically tartan for those in Scotland. But contrary to what you see in Braveheart, plaid as we know it didn’t exist in Scotland until the 16th century.

65. This fiery fairy sports a rather fiery red and orange dress.

Then again, she may be an autumn fairy since she’s in a fall color scheme. Not sure if I like her wings though.

66. Guess even the royal pooch has to be dressed in an official regalia.

Yes, I know what you’re thinking. Yes, I know such outfits are ridiculous on animals. But some people might find it adorable.

67. Sometimes a Renaissance dress can be sewn together.

I suppose this one is since it looks fairly plain and simple. Yet, it’s quite lovely just the same.

68. Mind where you have your horns facing.

Well, the armor seems okay. But I don’t think having a helmet like that is a very good idea. Might cause injury.

69. Sometimes you’ll find the occasional enchantress who likes to go all out.

Her headdress seems to remind me of something you’d see on a Vegas showgirl. Or Cher at the Oscars.

70. These Viking warriors enjoy a great day of fighting and great ale.

Well, at least these guys look like plausible Vikings. Because their helmets don’t have horns. Not so sure about the guy in the tam.

71. For armor designed for legions of Hell, you can’t go wrong with horns.

Doesn’t hurt if they have fur capes on them to add effect. Even the red armor makes them seem intimidating.

72. In the 16th century, I guess men could wear long tunics and nobody would care.

Guess this is for a high ranking servant or herald. Either way, he looks splendid and rich.

73. Is it just me or is that a blue fairy?

That's a blue fairy. Yes, you may see that at a Renaissance Festival. You're not imagining that.

That’s a blue fairy. Yes, you may see that at a Renaissance Festival. You’re not imagining it.

74. “So should I go as a belly dancer or pirate?”

And it seems like she couldn’t decide so she chose both. Not sure if it works.

75. Well, that seems like a strange looking bodice.

You don’t usually see a bodice like that a lot. Yet, I do like her red and black dress though.

76. Seems like we got ourselves a Barbarian who doesn’t have much on him.

I don’t see why Barbarian costumes seem so skimpy. I mean wouldn’t they wear more since they came from colder areas? Just a thought.

77. Guess you have to have a different color dress to join these girls in their singing group.

Still, I like how they’re wearing the same kind of dress as well as garlands on their heads. Really seems to bring out a good effect here.

78. Even in the Middle Ages, black was a slimming color.

Even if the dress comes with puffy black and white sleeves. But at least it’s not as elaborate as the 16th century styles.

79. Sometimes a simple dress would do when there’s a light snow outside.

Not sure if it’s weather accommodating. But there’s nothing I can complain about the aesthetics.

80. A wreath of grapes can be a great finishing touch to a burgundy dress.

Sure the grapes and foliage are fake. But it goes well with the burgundy dress and ribbons. Lovely.

The Quacky World of Rubber Duckies

Posted by historymaniacmegan on August 28, 2016

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As far as bath toys go, there is none that is as iconic or as popular as the rubber duck. I mean who doesn’t remember this stylized adorable yellow duck with its hollow body and flat base? Sometimes it even squeaks. Ironically, though rubber duckies have only become extremely popular in recent years, its history actually pre-dates that of the Teddy Bear. The first rubber ducks were made in the late 19th century by hard rubber vulcanized by Charles Goodyear’s process. However, unlike their modern counterparts, the first rubber ducks were solid and not capable of floating. In fact, the original rubber ducks were used as chew toys. The modern rubber duck would by created by a sculptor named Peter Ganine in 1940. He would later patent it and reproduce it as the floating bath toy we all know and love. Over 50,000 of these would be sold which was enough to gain a following when Jim Henson popularized it in 1969, performing “Rubber Duckie” as Ernie on Sesame Street. We all know that Ernie was paying homage to his favorite toy which he’d talk to and carry around everywhere. The rest is history. Today there are duck races as well as plenty of novelty rubber ducks to choose from besides the ubiquitous yellow one. I mean there are people around who collect these things. And on this post, I’ll show you a treasure trove of the kinds of rubber duckies you’ll see thanks to Pinterest and Google Images. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a glimpse into the great wide bath time world of rubber ducks. And believe me, it’s quacky.

Skateboard duck likes to do a few tricks.

However, he must be totally quackers to ride his skateboard without wearing a helmet. Or anything to cover his joints.

2. This ducky prefers to lounge around in the pool at the swim party.

Yes, he’s having a great time on his inflated mattress. He’s even eating ice cream on it, too.

3. Seems like Webby here likes to surf the net.

He’s even holding his lap top on his wing. Like the blue collar, too.

4. Mr. Quackerson will fix that leaky faucet for you.

And he’ll only charge as much as anyone on his side of the pond. Just as long as it’s not a big job.

5. This Sonoma ducky always enjoys a bottle of wine now and then.

Didn’t know that wine lovers would be into rubber ducks. But this is adorable.

6. Ponda is going for a real workout here.

However, somehow she feels she has to wear armbands in the process. Even though she doesn’t need to at the gym.

7. For Ocktoberfest, Deutsch Duckie dons his lederhosen.

Because that’s what his fellow German duck mates wear. Or so I’m led to believe.

8. All Feather wants to do is to sit back and have her coffee.

Like how she has the curlers in her hair and her robe. Wait a minute, ducks don’t have hair.

9. This Arctic duck always wears a parka to keep nice and warm as well as keeps her duckling close to her.

Well, this is an Inuit rubber duck, anyway. And no, real Arctic ducks don’t look like that.

10. Sigmud Freud is often considered the founder in modern fowl psychology.

Well, this is a rubber duck of Sigmund Freud, complete with his white beard and everything. Of course, some people thought his ideas were a little quacky.

11. The pond is always safe to swim in with these ducks around.

Because these are lifeguard ducks who patrol the pools and ponds. And they’ll save any duckie who seems like they’re drowning.

12. This cycling duck is going places.

And unlike the skateboard duck, he’s at least wearing a helmet. Good for him.

13. These hockey ducks can even glide on the ice.

Of course, duck hockey games are probably played on a frozen pond during the winter. But you much see how they handle the puck.

14. Looks like Professor Quackerkins is going on an African safari.

Even the animals resemble rubber ducks. However, I don’t think he’s going to find a tiger duck though. Tigers live in Asia.

15. Dr. Quackers is now in the middle of an experiment.

Well, we always said he was a bit of a quackpot. But he seems to know his stuff.

16. Now featuring: the quintessential 1950’s nostalgia musical Geese.

Well, they seem like they’re dressed from the 1950s. What more can I say?

17. These ducks proudly serve in our nation’s uniform. Salute them.

Each duck is wearing their branch’s dress uniform. Their head servicemen in each of their organizations form the Joint Chiefs of Quack.

18. In Hawaii, it’s not unusual to find hula ducks.

And it seems that Hawaiian ducks don hula skirts, coconut bras, and leis, too. Not really.

19. Waddler White always knows the chemistry.

Yes, this is a Breaking Bad rubber duckie. It’s definitely not for a child’s bath time at all.

20. These elder ducks just like to lounge by the pond.

Sure they may not waddle as well as they used to. But they still get around somehow.

21. This little guy seems like he has the whole world on his back.

And in a way, he kind of does, literally. He also has the clouds on his feathers.

22. Yoduck from Spa Wars says, “May the bath be with you.”

After all, if several years in a swamp you live in, smell good you will not. So regular bathing I need.

23. MC Webster is in da house.

Apparently, he’s a recording artist in a musical genre called Quacksta’ Rap. You may have heard of it.

24. These monster ducks will haunt your dreams with cuteness.

Wouldn’t want to go anywhere near the pond where they came from. Because must be a lot of strange stuff going on that might make me queasy.

25. All they are saying, is give geese a chance.

Seems like these duckies are into sex, drugs, and rock n’roll. Also, hope they don’t drink the brown acid.

26. Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabath II celebrates her Diamond Jubilee.

Yes, this is a rubber duckie of the British Queen. Here she is in all her royal glory. Remember to show her respect even across the pond.

27. These bug ducks are hard to resist.

These include a ladybug, bee, and a grasshopper, apparently. Then again, I’m not really sure what the green duck is supposed to be.

28. Wingy is very enthusiastic about alternative fuel sources.

Here he is promoting wind and solar power. Says it’s better than depending on fossil fuels which will bite us in the end with global warming. But the fossil fuel industry goes to great lengths to discredit him.

29. Quacklina always enjoys to relax at the local spa.

Here she is in a face mask and bath towel. Please don’t remove the cucumbers from her eyes.

30. These construction ducks know how to build things.

And you can see them working almost all the time. Then again, they may be utility and transportation workers as well. But one duck has the blue prints.

31. This duck punk doesn’t care what you think.

Because that’s just who he is. Sure he may have skull tattoos on his wings and a Mohawk. But that’s his business, not yours.

32. Lord Duckerton feels like the pond belongs all to himself.

For he’s a wealthy and respected aristoquack of impeccable breeding and propriety. Don’t ask what the servants think of him.

33. This centuriduck is proud of his service to the empire.

Whenever the Emperduck wanted to conquer, he went with the Army. Even if it meant raping, pillaging, and enslaving the populace.

34. Billy Nelson is always on the pond again.

This Willy Nelson duck is brilliant. So I guess this fowl has gotten in trouble with the law for marijuana use, too.

35. At the pond, these ducks are always ready to rock.

Wish they had rubber duckies of specific rock groups instead of this generic set. But you have to go what you can get sometimes.

36. These Olympic duckie athletes represent the best from Team USA.

Represented are judo, swimming, volleyball, and fencing. Why there's no gymnastic rubber duckie, I have no idea.

Represented are judo, swimming, volleyball, and fencing. Why there’s no gymnastics rubber duckie, I have no idea.

37. This adorable duckling comes fully pacified.

Unless its hungry and needs its diaper change. Nevertheless, so cute.

38. These red Valentine’s Day rubber duckies will melt your heart.

You have a lot of holiday rubber ducky sets out there. This Valentine’s Day one is white and red for love.

39. This Christmas, Santa Ducks are coming to town.

Notice there are 4 of them. That’s because not every country uses the same Santa Claus.

40. I present to you Mr. and Mrs. Duckbells.

By the way, there are rubber ducks like these that are used as wedding cake toppers. Just so you know.

41. Guess Pecktra has a chick on the way.

Yes, I know this is an expectant mother rubber duck. But seriously, avian reproduction doesn’t work this way. Ducks are birds. They lay eggs.

42. The Ducktice League is always on the lookout for nasty supervillains out there.

Guess most of the villain ducks are from Batman. As for the superhero ones, I can’t seem to identify two of them.

43. For Christmas, a Nutquacker is considered an iconic yuletide decoration in Germany.

Sure they may not literally be able to crack nuts. But they sure look like dashing duck soldiers.

44. In Britain there is no seafaring man more famous than Lord Admiral Horquacktio Nelson.

Hope he came with one wing. Because Lord Nelson had one arm in real life. But he’s fine without the eye patch for Nelson didn’t wear one either.

45. For all you duckie Fifty Shades of Grey fans, I have just the thing for you.

It’s the kind of rubber duck that you’ll find in Christian Grey’s bath tub. And I really don’t want to know what he does with it.

46. All these duckie pups what is to go to a good home.

Don’t ask me why they have dog rubber ducks. I’m not the one who came up with that. Seriously, I’m just as stumped as you are.

47. “To quack or not to quack that is the question..”

Billiam Quackspeare was one of the great duckie playwrights of all time. Yet, many question whether he actually wrote them.

48. You wouldn’t want to walk to the pond with these Halloween ducks around.

These ducks even glow in the dark to be extra spooky. Kind of eerie isn’t it?

49. This little blue duck is as pretty as a peacock.

Well, a peacock duck. Never seen that before. Wonder how he keeps his feathers dry while on the water. Because they must leave a long train.

50. These duck cakes seem adorable and sweet enough to eat.

Full disclosure, you can’t really eat these cupcake ducks. But they do look very adorable. Like the purple one.

51. This Statue of Liberty duckie is a beloved New York icon.

There are a few Statue of Liberty rubber ducks. But I think this one bears the closest resemblance to the statue in New York Harbor.

52. All over the world, you’re bound to meet all kinds of ducks in the ponds.

These ducks represent the US, Japan, Germany, Spain, Africa, and Scotland. And yes, each one is yellow and adorable.

53. You’d have to be quackers to turn away this girl duck group.

Also work as a 1980s hair band rubber duckies. Once again, I’d rather see ones for individual rock groups.

54. This duckador is ready to meet the bull at any time.

I know that bullfighting is a tradition in Spain and Latin America. But from what I’ve seen, it looks so cruel to the animals. Still, I think this little duckie matador is cute.

55. There’s nothing that will separate duckie Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn.

Wonder why they don’t have rubber ducks for Henry VII’s other wives. Also, does Anne’s duck come with a detachable head? Because we know what happened to her.

56. With this duck, bath time is so much fun.

Yes, rubber ducks are bath toys. And this one has their own rubber duck, too. Kind of freaky, isn’t it?

57. This little duck seems like it’s heaven sent.

Yes, this is a little angel duck. And it’s guaranteed to make any kid’s bath time almost divine.

58. With these ducks, you’re always going to hear about the big one that got away.

I don’t know about you but aren’t ducks mostly herbivores? Then again, I can be wrong. Nevertheless, any angler would love these.

59. With DJ Quacker, things are about to get funky.

Doesn’t hurt that he has a pink jumpsuit, headphones, and a fro. Really classy for the pond.

60. DJ Shucky Ducky is in da house.

This one has headphones, sunglasses, a collar, and a record in wing. Cutest DJ I’ve seen so far.

61. May you be blessed by His Excellency Bishop Mallard of Quackerton.

Not sure which denomination he's consecrated to. But at any rate, I find him so adorable.

Not sure which denomination he’s consecrated to. But at any rate, what’s not to love about him?

62. With Wingston Churchill, Britain will ride through its darkest hour.

He even has wrinkles, cigar, and V-sign. Sure he may be cantankerous and drunk but you have to love this.

63. These aviator ducks always take to the skies.

Of course, ducks can fly to the skies without a plane. But you can’t resist these little guys in full pilot gear.

64. You don’t have to be a genius to love Duckbert Einstein.

He may not care much of his hair style. But he sure has the brains. And the suit, too.

65. Uncle Swam wants you to show your star spangled support for the USA.

Doesn’t hurt that this duck is in American flag colors to patriotic perfection. So cute.

66. When these duckies get together it’s a slumber party.

Love how each of them has their pajamas and hair. One of them even has popcorn to eat.

67. Teach your kids their ABCs with these little duckies.

Each duck in this one has a letter corresponding with what it’s supposed to be. Yet, I’m sure any little child will enjoy these at bath time.

68. These little ducks seem to be going places.

These are transportation rubber duckies. Each one is in its own mode like a plane, train, boat, and car.

69. For your garden pond this garden gnome duck is just the thing.

Looks like a gnome except that it’s a little rubber duck. Even has the trademark hat and beard. So adorable.

70. With these ducks, you’re always safe at the pond.

And they even come in blue and black uniform. Either with racial profiling involved, they’re hard to resist.

71. This British guard duck always does his duty.

However, don’t try to harass him. Because these guards can really kick your ass if they could. But you have to love the uniform.

72. Rabbi Duckman is always known to quack from the Torah.

He even has a Torah scroll and menorah in hand. So you don’t mistake him for an Amish duck.

73. You could say that all these ballerina ducks move like swans.

Each one of them is in their own little tutu. Wonder if they’re going to perform Swan Lake but that’s just me talking.

74. These wizard ducks are very skilled in the art of magic.

A few of these seem like they could be Harry Potter characters. Save for a couple. Yet all of these are magically adorable.

75. Under the sea, you’ll find these lovely mermaid ducks quacking.

Each one has a fish tail, bright hair, and a seashell bra. But you’d certainly fall for these at bath time.

76. These nurse ducks will take care of whatever that ails you.

They’re known for their bedside manner. For they also have a reputation for their tender loving care.

77. These soldier ducks always are together in the fox hole.

Or the trenches if you decide to play WWI in the bath tub. But you have to love these little troopers.

Or the trenches. But you have to love these little troopers in their combat uniforms.

78. In the great outdoors, you’ll be sure to find these duckie campers a delight.

Seems like they’re roasting marshmallows. Wonder if they’ve made any smores.

79. Of course, I couldn’t leave out Harry Ponder, the famous Duckling Who Lived.

Here he is in his Duckwarts garb. Has his wand and book at the ready. Love it.

80. Finally, for all you wildlife enthusiasts out there, here are some real rubber duckies for you.

Unlike the other rubber ducks I showed you, these are of actual ducks you might see in a pond. You might recognize a few of them. So cute.

Not Licensed By the NCAA College Athletic Craft Projects

Posted by historymaniacmegan on August 26, 2016

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So I’m down with fan costumes and merchandise. Now it’s on to college sport craft projects. You might’ve noticed that unlike the NFL craft post, I didn’t include a picture of myself. Mostly because I don’t have any college sport craft projects so I decided to go with the college football fan map instead. I figured since college football season is soon to begin next week. And if I decide to go with a craft post during March Madness, I’ll use a basketball one. Anyway, you may not think that sports and crafts go together if you haven’t been on Pinterest or Etsy. Yet, even though more men like sports and women do crafts, understand that there are plenty of female sports fans out there as well a guys who do crafts. Then there are college athletes like famed Penn State football player Rosie Grier who later played for the LA Rams and took up needlepoint as a hobby. If you look on Pinterest, you’ll find a lot more sports team crafts on there than you can imagine. However, when it came to looking for craft projects in college sports, it’s a bit tricky. Along with the merchandise, I had to google names of several different colleges to find them. Because if you just type anything relating to college sports crafts, you’ll just end up finding stuff mostly from Alabama and LSU trust me. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of the unique craft projects of college sports. Most of the craft projects featured will be representative of Division I teams, naturally.

Any Iowa Hawkeye fan would love to drink from this painted wine glass.

Of course, these glasses are never for drinking. But I’m sure Iowa fans would want one anyway.

2. Tennessee Volunteer fans would definitely adore this football door hanging.

It’s in orange and white with polka dot lines. But it’s a rather charming football decoration.

3. With an old window frame and tiles, you’ll have this Alabama Crimson Tide board.

You can even use it to write things down like a shopping list or Alabama’s football record. This person uses chalk.

4. Any Mountaineers fan would surely envy anyone with this WVU quilt.

Sure it might not look like much. But it’s sure to keep warm during cold evening games in Morgantown.

5. Georgia Bulldog fans will definitely want a wreath like this for their front door.

Yes, it may seem quite fancy from what you’d expect from a college sports wreath. But fans are bound to love it.

6. This Iowa State wreath is all covered in ribbons.

Iowa State is the other Iowa university but the one you probably don’t hear about. Unless you live in Iowa. However, its fanbase is mostly concentrated around Ames.

7. At this house marks Mountaineer country.

Yes, this is a WVU ribbon wreath. But I think the arrow really makes it work here.

8. Anyone at Happy Valley will love these Penn State pillow cushions.

This is a fairly simple design with just “We Are Penn State.” But it’s effective.

9. This WVU wreath will make a welcome addition to almost any West Virginia door.

Yes, it’s another WVU wreath. But I really like this design and how the letter stand out that I had to put it in the post.

10. This UNC wreath is certainly a charm on any front door.

This one has white and silver berries as well as shiny ribbon. And the UNC letters are in a whimsical font.

11. Any fan of the Buckeyes will want this Ohio State pallet on their wall.

It depicts the Ohio State logo with the state of Ohio. What Ohio State fan wouldn’t want that?

12. University of Washington Huskies fans might like to have these blocks on their mantle.

Sure each may have a decoration. But “Huskies” is in purple in order to really stand out. Adorable.

13. Sometimes at Ohio State, it’s best to aim for simplicity.

This Ohio State ribbon wreath does exactly that. Just the logo and flowers. That’s it.

14. When it counts, best to have Auburn University in big bright letters.

Yes, it might require electricity and somewhere to be plugged in. But you have to admit, it’s a dazzling sight.

15. Kansas State Wildcat fans might go with a simpler approach to their front door.

This purple yarn wreath only has KSU, a white flower, and a white ribbon. But it looks charming just the same.

16. Even a Fightin’ Irish need some rest which this Notre Dame chair is well suited for.

This is a wooden chair painted with Notre Dame colors. And yes, the Fightin’ Leprechaun is in the seat.

17. Any Oregon Duck fan will want to hang this decomesh wreath on their door.

This one has the Oregon University colors as well as a ribbon. Love the decorations on this.

This one has the Oregon University colors as well as two ribbons. Love the decorations on this.

18. Penn State will always remain with Nittany Lion fans forever.

Penn State fans seem to be that way for some reason, especially the alumni. Of course, my dad didn’t care for Joe Pa he was a major reason why PSU didn’t play Pitt for decades.

19. For Purdue Boilermaker fans, this bottle lamp will light up a room.

Purdue is in Indiana. They’re called the Boilermakers because of the railroad system. And their Boilermaker Special mascot is a nice, shiny train.

20. With old junk, you can make a charming Crimson Tide elephant.

This was made from old license plates and a shovel. I think it looks better than Alabama’s real mascot.

21. Longhorns fan should store their candy in this handy dispenser.

I’ve put a lot of these in various craft posts. But this seems to only require a flower pot and a fish bowl as far as I’m concerned.

22. Iowa Hawkeye fans will want to cuddle with this Iowa pillow.

It’s a pillow of the state of Iowa. And I guess the heart is where the University of Iowa is. Makes sense.

23. This Alabama Crimson Tide wreath is great to hang anywhere.

This uses yarn and houndsooth ribbon as well as an “A” and flowers. Any Tide fan would want to roll with it.

24. Tell your Texas team to “Hook Em’ Horns” with this wreath.

Yes, it’s a University of Texas decomesh wreath. No, I don’t like the colors. But at least a Longhorn fan might enjoy it.

25. A Michigan State Spartan fan must keep warm with a knitted hat like this.

It’s a knitted Spartan hat. May not protect you in battle against the Persians. But will keep you warm in Michigan weather.

26. Any Auburn Tiger fan should have a floral wreath at their door.

Well, this is lovely. Love the ribbon and blue flowers. Gives a nice homey feel.

27. For Gamecocks fans, this University of South Carolina wreath should suit your fancy.

If it wasn’t for the darker red and the logo, I would’ve thought it was a Crimson Tide wreath. And yes, their team is called the Gamecocks. I did not make that up.

28. No Nittany Lion fan could ever resist this PSU wine glass.

Sure it’s not as fancy as the Iowa wine glass. But it does have a certain charm to it. Like the ribbon.

29. Light up the room at night with this wooden WVU lantern.

It’s very simple but it’s well painted with blue and yellow. Perfect for any Mountaineer fan.

30. This yarn Michigan Wolverine wreath has an intricate floral design.

Guess it took a lot of time with the decorations. But it certainly looks lovely in front of the window.

31. There’s nothing more quaint than a yarn Baylor wreath.

This wreath may use a green and yellow diamond pattern. But it’s certainly a wonder to look at.

32. Blue ribbons and baubles go great with a yellow WVU window frame.

Love the decor on this. Great to hang on the wall. Who knew West Virginians could be so creative?

33. This Notre Dame wreath will make a rustic addition to any Fightin’ Irish home.

Sure it might not be as showy as some of the wreaths. But I like the wooden panel as well as the ribbons on here.

34. This simple frame will satisfy any Crimson Tide fan.

It just has a lovely bow and “Bama.” What more can a Tide fan want?

35. Auburn Tigers should carry their things in this bucket.

This is decorated in orange and navy blue polka dots. And it’s lined with a striped orange ribbon.

36. This Nebraska Husker wreath is made of rather fine feathers.

Well, fake feathers, anyway. But you have to love how the decorated N really stands out.

37. Don’t worry this, LSU Tiger crab won’t hurt you.

Yes, it’s a LSU crab and it’s painted as a tiger for decorative purposes. I know what you’re thinking but to me, it’s cool.

38. Make your Spartan pride soar with this Michigan State bottle lamp.

I know it has an “S” on it. But it’s representative of Michigan State. Don’t ask me how that works.

39. Let the light in with this Michigan State Spartan suncatcher.

Of course, it’s not really a craft project. But since some people do make their own suncatchers, I’ll allow it.

40. Georgia Southern Eagles fans should really enjoy a wreath like this.

I know the Georgia State Panthers isn't as popular as the Georgia Bulldogs. But I love GSU's color scheme.

I know the Georgia Southern Eagles aren’t as popular as the Georgia Bulldogs. But I love GSU’s color scheme.

41. Any Hawkeye fan could ever dream of having this Iowa table.

I think this was more of pet project and is probably not for sale. But I can see why they’d take pride in producing it.

42. Any Wolverine fan would treasure this stained glass Michigan block.

This stained glass block is surely a gem. Like how the light shines through the blue and gold.

43. A UCLA Bruins fan should keep their head snug with this crocheted cap.

Bruins are bears, by the way. Just so you didn’t know that. Yet, the light blue and yellow go very well with the bear ears.

44. This striped LSU Tiger wreath certainly has character.

Yes, it may have a few flowers. But the real spirit in this wreath is in the purple and gold stripes.

45. If your baby needs to rest on the go, this Mizzou cover will do quite nicely.

Well, that looks quite cute. Like the stripes on it. Very creative.

46. For Clemson Tiger fans, there’s nothing to hate about this wreath.

I think this person used letter tiles for this. Gives the wreath its whimsical charm.

47. This Alabama Crimson Tide owl is certainly a hoot.

The owl is red with houndsooth wings. But fans will surely find it adorable.

48. This Notre Dame bauble wreath will surely make the game a festive occasion.

The baubles may be made from glass and metal. But it’s great for a Christmas decoration if the Fightin’ Irish make the BCS Bowl series.

49. Any FSU fan would envy anyone with a mosaic Seminole table.

Someone seems to have too much time on their hands to do this. But I do admire the craftsmanship.

50. Any Penn State football fan would adore these Nittany Lion nesting dolls.

Not sure who all these players are. But I do think these dolls are very well made. Lovely.

51. This LSU deco mesh wreath will make any game a party.

Sure it might not have any Mardi Gras beads. But it has tiger stripes on the letters so that’s something.

52. A true Ohio State fan would certainly hang this buckeye wreath on their front door.

This is decorated with buckeye nuts and moss. Very fitting with the Ohio State spirit and very creative.

53. State College birds will rejoice with this Penn State birdhouse.

This one has a license plate over it. Not sure if it enhances the appeal. But Nittany Lion fans will enjoy it.

54. This glass window is sure to make any Georgia Bulldogs fan rejoice.

Yes, it’s an old window that’s decorated with Georgia Bulldog stuff. A must for any diehard fan.

55. This little Ohio State lighthouse is sure to be a Buckeye delight.

This is a light that’s made from flower pots. Like the lamp on the top as well as the painting.

56. Nothing is more festive for a Notre Dame game than this Mardi Gras bead wreath.

An LSU one would’ve been more appropriate. But I really like this Notre Dame one for some reason. Perhaps blue and gold are a great combination.

57. This Iowa end table will go quite nicely at any Hawkeye home.

Has Iowa on all sides in wooden letters. And it’s certainly well painted. Someone must have too much time on their hands.

58. Nittany Lions fans are bound to fawn over this Penn State wreath.

It’s deco mesh with ribbons. But it also has a wooden Penn State panel in the center where it counts.

59. These crocheted Purdue booties would be great for any little Boilermaker.

They even have Purdue ribbons along with the gold and black. So cute.

60. No little Mountaineer could resist this plush WVU rabbit.

Hell, this rabbit is so adorable that even parents might want it. Anyone WVU fan would want to cuddle with it. So cute.

61. Kick back and relax in these Michigan State Spartan lawn chairs.

They even come in a set with a Spartan head rest. Great for outdoor home tailgate parties.

62. Light up your Mountaineer nights with this WVU bottle light.

Seems to glow brighter than a couch fire in Morgantown. Love the blue ribbon.

63. Any LSU Tiger fan could not resist these stained glass bottle lights.

Like how they have the purple paw prints with the LSU letters. Really brings out the light. Love these.

64. Red and black go quite well with this wreath from Texas Tech.

Texas Tech University may not have team as popular as the Longhorns. But you have to admit, the Red Raiders have a great color scheme that works.

65. This medal Auburn sign has the Tigers’ classic cry.

Not sure about the deal with “War Eagle!” is since their mascot is the Tiger. But I do love the ribbons and font on this.

66. Wildcat fans would surely love to have this Kentucky rag wreath on their door.

Haven’t had anything from the University of Kentucky on here yet. Still, this one has stripes as well as whimsical font to go with it.

67. This fleur de lis door hanging will go well at any LSU Tiger house in Baton Rouge.

This one even has tiger stripe ribbons and purple deco mesh. Love it.

68. This Penn State wreath has a down home rustic charm.

Sure it might not use a lot of decorations. But the ribbon on the navy blue makes it so lovely.

69. This Michigan State quilt will keep any Spartan warm.

Like how they had a patchwork S. It’s in green but has a certain charm to it if you ask me.

70. Any child who loves the UCLA Bruins would want to cover up with this doll.

Well, it’s not exactly a teddy bear. But it’s adorable in a Tim Burtonesque sort of way. Cute.

71. Keep warm during the Hawkeye game with this Iowa quilt.

Unlike some of the quilts I’ve seen, this one has a nice patchwork design. Like the Hawkeyes in the corners.

72. As well all know, Notre Dame is the pride of old Indiana.

Of course, Notre Dame is perhaps the most interesting thing to come out of Indiana. But the gold logo looks really cool in the blue background.

73. Ohio birds are sure to adore this Buckeye approved Ohio State birdhouse.

Yes, it may look like a small, wooden birdhouse. But the Ohio State logo surrounds the hole.

74. For a Texas A&M fan, this Aggie cross is a holy relic.

This is made of wood and has stripes on a panel. Yes, this is a Christian symbol but I’ll allow it since it’s a work of art.

75. This WVU light post will lead you to Mountaineer country.

This lamp post might have blue arrows leading to where you need to go. Is quite quaint on any lawn. Love it.

76. Black and red flowers go great on any Georgia Bulldog wreath.

For a team with a rather intimidating mascot, this is a very beautiful wreath. I’m sure any fan would enjoy this in their home.

77. Perhaps a Florida Gators fan can go with a more floral look.

The flowers may be fake in this but they’re certainly lovely. Doesn’t hurt if the gator is in the center.

78. Grace your front door with this Notre Dame wreath in full Fightin’ Irish glory.

Love how the gold logo stands out from the blue. Wouldn’t mind having this at my door. Not sure if I’d want a Notre Dame one though.

79. Mizzou Tiger fans can’t resist this wreath.

This is a gold wreath with a black Mizzou ribbon. Very well done, according to some fans.

This is a gold wreath with a black Mizzou ribbon. Very well done, according to what some fans may say.

80. No Seminole can’t resist this FSU flower pot football player.

Yes, this is an FSU flower pot person who’s made from flower pots. And yes, it’s certainly adorable.

NCAA College Athlete Exploiting Merchandise

Posted by historymaniacmegan on August 26, 2016

Here am I in my University of Florida Gator snuggie I received from an uncle of mine who lives in Panama City, Florida. Sure it’s not appropriate for summer weather. So I only wore it for the photo. Then again, considering that the University of Florida doesn’t have a lot of cold weather, this Gator snuggie is perfect for my opening post picture.

As I said before, college sports is a huge business in the United States despite that practically all college athletes don’t get paid in any tangible currency. Sure they’re supposed to receive an education from the school. But plenty barely have any time for that, particularly if they’re Division I. Nevertheless, since college sports are incredibly popular, it should surprise nobody that you’ll find a lot of college sports crap if you look hard enough. Yes, I know that colleges make money from ticket sales, tuition payments, contributions, and the like. But as long as there are people willing to buy overpriced crap, they might as well reap in the benefits. Besides, in college sports, it’s usually the brand that’s more important than the players since they’re only in the programs for up to 4 years before graduation anyway. Hell, some don’t even graduate if they become eligible for the pros (despite that this doesn’t happen very often. And when it does, there’s a strong chance they may not be nearly the star player they once were in their college days. Just ask Heisman winner Tim Tebow). Nevertheless, I can go along with showing you all the jerseys and other items they sell. But you’d probably be bored with it. So instead, I’ll show you items that might make you scratch your head since few would even consider buying something like that at all. Most of these items are from Division I schools naturally.

Take your little one to the big game with this purple and gold LSU stroller.

Not sure about you. But I don’t think any parent should take young children to a Division I college game. It’s not very kid friendly environment and they’d probably be whiny the whole time.

2. This Penn State bar counter is perfect for tailgating at Happy Valley.

That is, if you have a pickup to carry it in and are willing to spend a large amount of money on outdoor furniture. Other than that, it’s not worth it.

3. This Oregon hoodie allows you to carry a beer bottle in your pocket.

However, if you see someone with a hoodie like this on them as well as a beer bottle in them, they may have a problem. This is especially if they have beers in both hands, too.

4. Sing the blues when your team loses with this WVU acoustic guitar.

Because singing annoying country music is a much better way to deal with your emotions than setting a couch on fire. At least it won’t lead to calling the fire department.

5. No LSU fan’s home is complete without a Tiger toilet seat.

This is actually a vintage item and may not be available. But it’s made from solid wood and intricately carved.

6. Get your pet in the Buckeye spirit with this Ohio State feed bowl holder.

Because your dog will really be grateful that you did. Though Rover would’ve been just as happy if you bought a plain one for less money.

7. Have your baby show Wildcat pride on March Madness with this University of Kentucky blinky.

For the love of God, these overpriced pacifiers aren’t worth your money. Seriously, why do they even exist? Just get a regular one for your baby. It’s cheaper.

8. Stomp in support for your Nittany Lions with these Penn State cowboy boots.

I can understand if these are sold in the western colleges, especially if they have a western themed mascot. But Penn State? State College was never in cowboy country!

9. This chic University of Kentucky sequin purse is Wildcat approved.

Yes, I know that there are plenty of women who are fans of college sports. Some even played them. But this pink sequin UK purse is utterly ridiculous.

10. Ladies, show your Duck pride with this University of Oregon sequin bra.

Why the fuck does this even exist? Seriously, sequin bras are stupid enough. But ones with college logos on them? I don’t know if that’s worse.

11. Texas Longhorn fans will surely adore these University of Texas wedding garters.

Yes, I know football at all levels is very big in Texas. But I still don’t understand why these Longhorn garters have to exist. It’s crazy.

12. Light it up this summer with this geometric Notre Dame fire dome.

Yes, you got that right. Think of it as a geometric shape iron dome with Notre Dame stuff on it. Will certainly light up the sky.

13. Show your Buckeye pride with these Ohio State lawn frogs.

I know lawn ornaments can be pretty ridiculous. But college team lawn frogs? That’s just a whole another level.

14. Now you can know how cold it is in Columbus with this Ohio State gnome thermometer.

I don’t know about you. But I think thermometers shouldn’t hold bias to the seasons. And this gnome is obviously carrying a snow shovel.

15. Put your Wildcats on your toast with this University of Kentucky branding toaster.

Yeah, I know I showed you similar stuff in my NFL merch post. But these colleges tend to sell similar products. And a lot of them tend to be ridiculous as well.

16. Propose to your Buckeye girlfriend with this Ohio State engagement ring.

Then again, guys, on second thought, don’t. Seriously, just because you and your girlfriend are friends of Ohio State, doesn’t mean you should. Because it might backfire.

17. Keep your drink at your side when watching the Fightin’ Irish with this Notre Dame hip flask.

And yet, another example of Notre Dame playing to offensive Irish stereotypes. Because what is anyone going to keep in a hip flask? Water? Oh, hell no.

18. Grace your living room with this stained glass Mizzou Tiger lamp.

Because nothing makes your home look chic like a Tiffany style lamp of your college team. Then again, it probably looks better at a sports bar.

19. Keep your basement well furnished on game day with this set of Notre Dame Fightin’ Irish bar stools.

Another case of Notre Dame playing to derogatory Irish stereotypes. But at least it’s not as bad as with the hip flask. Great for any Irish pub.

20. Fans of the Alabama Crimson Tide will enjoy this commemorative golf set.

Sure there may be people who enjoy golf in Alabama. But just because someone enjoys college football, doesn’t mean they like golf, too. Just saying.

21. Show support for your Nittany Lions at Beaver Stadium with this digital jersey pin.

It’s a pin that has an on going message saying, “Go Nittany Lions!” Yet, it must be very expensive if you ask me.

22. Nothing makes a night worth remembering than a bonfire in a Texas Longhorn fire pit.

Because why go through all the trouble of making one in your own backyard when you can buy this? Yes, it might be more expensive but that’s beside the point.

23. Why carry your stadium seat and cooler separately, when this USC cooler knapsack lets you do both in one piece?

Now that’s very convenient. However, you’ll probably save more money buy a plain one instead. Just saying.

24. This Penn State pocket watch makes a great gift for any Nittany Lion fan.

Well, if he’s your grandpa who went to Penn State before Joe Pa coached there. But other than that, I’m not sure.

25. Show your Crimson Tide spirit in your truck with these Alabama University truck mats.

Well, if you have a pickup that has 2 rows of seats. Yet, not all pickup trucks actually do.

26. Wipe your mess clean at the game with these NCAA licensed paper towels.

Pictured are Alabama, LSU, and Texas A&M. Of course, regular paper towels do the job just fine, are probably cheaper, and you can get them anywhere.

27. Keep yourself warm and snug at the games with this LSU Tiger snuggie.

Because how else are going to keep warm in Baton Rouge on those 70 degree days? Also, it’s kind of ugly.

28. Now you can move around with ease in this Ohio State motor scooter.

Because bicycles are so overrated, right? Still, I’ve never seen anyone using a motor scooter and I think this one is expensive as hell.

29. You’re always ready for tailgating with this USC picnic set.

For nothing makes you more ready for college football than showing up at the tailgate party with a wicker picnic basket. Also, does this one include dishes and utensils for more than one person? Because it doesn’t seem like it.

30. Now you can make your home smell like a lucky shamrock with this Notre Dame scented candle.

Yes, Yankee Candle really does sell these. I didn’t make this up. They have ones for other teams, too. Yet, the Notre Dame one is among the few that make sense.

31. Get comfortable watching the Panthers with this University of Pittsburgh helmet armchair.

Seems a bit high, don’t you think? Also, not sure if I really want to sit in one of those, anyway.

32. Make your Iowa University tailgating complete with this Hawkeye portable grill.

Then again, it might’ve been cheaper to get a similar plain grill and place a Hawkeye sticker on it. But that’s just my opinion.

33. Mountaineer fans can enjoy endless fun with WVU Monopoly.

It’s like Monopoly except the winner hast to torch their couch on fire. Because that’s a crazy WVU tradition.

34. Always be ready for anything with this USC Trojan toolbox.

Well, anything that comes to home repair or home project. However, I don’t think it includes the kind of tools you’ll need to build a massive wooden horse though.

35. Nothing makes you more pumped for an Oregon Duck game like these tye die shirts.

I’m sure any resident campus hippie will certainly dig them. Hey, I didn’t say they couldn’t be sports fans, too.

36. Now you can support your Ducks in the comfort of your home with one of these Oregon armchairs.

Comes in Oregon Duck colors which might clash with some of the living room furniture. Then again, why does sport team furniture even exist?

37. It’s not a day of Penn State football without this Nittany Lion pigskin toaster.

Even brands the Penn State logo on your toast. Why you’d think it’s necessary is beyond me.

38. Keep yourself warm this winter with some blue hot chocolate from the University of Florida.

Because you’re bound to need some hot drink to keep you from freezing during a 70 degree winter in Gainesville. So why not take the chance than on a beverage that might make your lips and tongue look like you’re suffering from hypothermia?

39. Step out in style in these LSU jeweled high-heeled shoes.

I don’t know about you. But I’d rather attend a college game in more comfortable footwear. High heels are for more high end occasions like parties.

40. May your bathroom be a tribute to your team with this Mizzou Tigers toilet.

Now that’s one of the most tacky toilets I’ve ever seen. I mean tiger stripes? That’s insane.

41. Keep your home secure with your very own Alabama Crimson Tide handgun.

Oh, my God, please tell me that this doesn’t exist! Seriously, these things kill people that there’s a reason why Texas professors don’t want them in their classrooms. And I hope this weapon is never seen on a college campus ever. Also, hope they don’t have one for Virginia Tech.

42. Support your college team from beyond the grave in this LSU casket.

Yes, these team caskets do exist. Yes, I know it’s ridiculous and think a regular one is cheaper. But somehow there’s a demand.

43. Drink like a true Nittany lion fan with these Penn State light up reusable ice cubes.

Yes, you read that right. These are reusable ice cubes with Penn State logos. Don’t ask me how that works. They also light up.

44. Enjoy the great stadium popcorn taste at game day with your very own University of Kentucky popcorn maker.

Because why go through the trouble with the microwavable stuff when you can get this? Then again, there are plenty of ways to make popcorn without buying expensive stuff like this.

45. Now you can fish with Mountaineer pride if you have this WVU fishing lure.

Not sure if the fish would go for a WVU fishing lure. And in some West Virginia rivers, I’m not sure if you’ll find fish in there at all.

46. Keep your food nice and cool with your very own Ohio State refrigerator.

College team mini fridges are one thing. But a standard fridge? I don’t think anyone’s buying it. Besides, you can easily use different color tape to obtain the look anyway.

47. This Christmas, make sure your kids are well behaved with this University of Kentucky Elf on the Shelf.

And I thought that the regular Elf on the Shelf was creepy that I devoted blog posts making fun of it. Yeah, this is insane.

48. Get your drinks during tailgating with this LSU R2-D2 drink server.

To be fair, this R2-D2 was painted with LSU colors. Yet, it’s pretty ridiculous just the same, especially if it’s near younger college students.

49. Keep yourself warm at Happy Valley with these Penn State heavy duty Nike gloves.

Then again, they may not be for winter. Besides, I think you can get a cheaper pair practically anywhere.

50. Make bath time so much fun with this Nittany Lion duck from Penn State.

Okay, this is freaky. I mean it seems to be a cross between a rubber duck and and a mountain lion. Then again, the head reminds me more of a bear. Seriously, why?

51. Keep your wine at hand with this Iowa Hawkeyes high heeled wine holder.

I don't understand why such wine holders even exist. I mean even regular ones seem tackier, especially with encrusted gems.

I don’t understand why such wine holders even exist. I mean even regular ones seem tacky as hell, especially with encrusted gems.

52. Step out at any time of the year in this Syracuse adjustable dress.

Well, at least this one doesn’t have the Orange mascot on it. Yet, how is this 4 dresses in one? What its secret?

53. Keep your hair nice and neat with your very own Florida Gators straightener.

So there are hair products with sports logos? And in sport colors, too? Wouldn’t a regular straightener do just fine?

54. Come to the game in style with a pair of University of Tennessee sunglasses.

By the way, these are for women since they have sparkly rhinestones encrusted on them. I know it’s crazy, right?

55. Ladies, keep yourself in the team spirit with these NCAA nail polish sets.

Pictured here are Alabama, Michigan State, and Notre Dame. And did I tell you they come in football helmet bottles?

56. These NCAA candle warmers are just what everyone needs.

I have no idea what these actually do besides possibly warming a candle. But isn’t that what a flame is supposed to do?

57. Nothing looks better on a cake in West Virginia than this WVU burning couch candle.

Now the age old WVU victory celebration is now a candle. And there's plenty of wax to go around.

Now the age old WVU victory celebration of vandalism is now a candle. And there’s plenty of wax to go around.

58. Nothing looks better in a Florida State Seminole fan’s cabinet than this commemorative FSU decanter set.

Those who know about American history may remember that many Native Americans didn’t take well to alcoholic beverages. So kind of makes this gift kind of inappropriate for a Seminoles fan.

59. This Penn State collectible gas station shelf provides sufficient storage space.

I can understand a regular gas station shelf if you want to go for a retro look? But this? Seems more appropriate for a bar.

60. Light it up in your home with this stained glass LSU helmet lamp.

I was going to include one of the Philadelphia Eagles for the NFL merchandise last year. But I couldn’t. So here’s the LSU Tiger one.

61. I’m sure any woman Texas Longhorn fan would want a bouquet of roses like these.

Yes, they make these. But while some school colors may work on floral displays, Texas University’s isn’t one of them.

62. Get some outdoor rest in this LSU canopy hammock.

Think I might’ve featured one of these in my outdoor items post. Then again, I might not have.

63. This Iowa Hawkeye fridge comes with a tap for serving drinks.

Sure this will be all the rage at Iowa University parties. Even when the students are underage, too.

64. At Michigan State, Juke ‘Em is a football card game.

Not sure how this is played or whether it’s present on college campuses. But the graphics remind me of band aid packaging.

65. No Penn State bathroom should be complete without a Nittany Lion shower curtain.

Then again, in light of the Jerry Sandusky scandal, I'm not sure if these should be on the market. Of course, perhaps I should've kept my mouth shut on that. But I couldn't resist.

Then again, in light of the Jerry Sandusky scandal, I’m not sure if these should be on the market and I’ll just leave you at that. Of course, perhaps I should’ve kept my mouth shut on that. But I couldn’t resist. Now I feel terrible.

66. This Fightin’ Irish bar sign will certainly light up a room.

Seems like something you’d see at an Irish pub. Like if it was in Las Vegas.

67. Now you can watch your Mountaineers on your very own WVU couch.

Yes, watch the Mountaineers on this WVU sofa. And when it gets old and starts falling apart, you can give it a proper send off the next time they win.

68. Tailgating at Wisconsin University has never been so much fun than with this football helmet drink dispenser.

I was going to use an LSU one. But since I haven’t featured anything from the Wisconsin Badgers, I decided to go with this.

69. Your little ones feel snug and warm in these Florida Gator booties.

Because those 70 degree winters can really cause a freeze. Still, its unlikely they’ll ever be used on the Florida University campus.

70. Now your pooch can show support for the Tar Heels with this North Carolina cheerleading outfit.

It’s one thing to have a cheerleading outfit for a little girl. But one for a dog? I really don’t understand.

71. Your little one can’t go to a Michigan Wolverine tailgating party without this high chair.

I was wondering if they have fold up high chairs like that. Wish I could find one of these for my outdoor post.

72. Make your place more interesting with this FSU hat and face.

Is it just me, or do I find this utterly creepy. I mean it doesn’t have a head for God’s sake. Don’t know why they thought it was a good idea.

73. Any Wolverine football fan will sure adore this Michigan Mr. Potato Head.

Seems like there’s a Mr. Potato Head for everything these days. Even in college football apparently.

74. No female Wolverine fan should go without their very own Michigan football purse.

Yes, it’s a purse shaped like a football. No, I’m not sure if anyone would buy it but some people might like it.

75. Keep your dog safe in warm in these fleece Michigan Wolverine pajamas.

This dog seems to have this: “Kill me now” look in its face. Seriously, dog pajamas? Most dogs don’t even wear them. Besides they have something to keep them warm through the night anyway. It’s called fur.

76. Keep your kid safe in the car with this Notre Dame Fightin’ Irish car seat.

Comes with its own cup holder, too. Also, a plain car seat like this one is probably cheaper, anyway.

77. Get in the Christmas spirit with these Michigan State Spartan candy canes on your tree.

I’m sure these are for decoration since they seem to have a place for string on them. Yet, they also look rather disgusting despite being green.

78. Have your little one snuggle up with their very own Dream Lite Otto the Orange from Syracuse.

Of course, your kid will be puzzled on why an upstate New York college has an orange as their mascot. But there are some things that you can’t really explain.

79. Have hours of Nittany Lion fun with this Penn State arcade game machine.

Yes, this exists. I guess this has to do with football. Probably incredibly expensive and so not worth it.

80. Always know where the wind is blowing with your very own Ohio State weather vane.

Like you really would buy it and attach it to the roof of your house. Give me a break, you wouldn’t even if you’re a diehard Buckeyes fan.

College Sports Fans Dressed in School Spirit Attire

Posted by historymaniacmegan on August 25, 2016

Since I went to Saint Vincent College, I decided to dress in my alma mater’s attire. Here I am with a Saint Vincent College football hat as well as my March of the Bearcats jacket, polo, and basketball T-shirt. Yes, it’s a Division III school, but it’s in the spirit of the article. After all, this is about school spirit anyway.

In late August, it’s not unusual to see college kids moving into their dorms on campus with freshman doing so for the first time. However, it’s very likely that the college athletes have already moved back on campus and are preparing for another season, particularly football players. And if they’re on a Division I team, then they’re probably under a lot of pressure to do their best that some of them may not have the time to do any actual schoolwork. Let’s just say going to a Division I school on a full athletic scholarship isn’t nearly what it’s cracked up to be. And that’s nearly getting into how the NCAA profits from these kids tremendously despite that they don’t even pay them a dime. Anyway, in America, college sports are big business and sometimes it’s not unusual for people to feel more loyalty to their college teams than their pro teams. It may be because they went to the school themselves like my dad with Slippery Rock or me with Saint Vincent. Sometimes it might be because the college is within a closer geographic proximity which I think is the case with many WVU and Crimson Tide fans since West Virginia and Alabama don’t have any Big 4 pro sports teams within their state. Not to mention, there are more college teams than pro teams. Yet, these colleges do have their fans and some of them can be outright crazy. And that’s where I come in to show you some of the craziest college fans decked in their ridiculous game day finest so you can see for yourself. Because although I may not be a big sports fan, I do know that college sports are very popular that people would go to these ridiculous lengths to support their team. So for your college reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of wacky college sports fans to enjoy. Most of them will be from Division I schools, naturally.

Seems like Dumbledore or Gandalf the White made a presence at Happy Valley.

I think he was wearing this during a white out PSU game. But the wizard beard and body paint is just the same.

2. This South Florida woman is totally pumped to see her beloved Bulls.

And she has a horn hat as well as painted her whole body to prove it. Okay, she’s wearing a camisole, but still. This is over the top.

3. At the University of Michigan, all this guy needs is body paint, a helmet, and shoulder pads to support his Wolverines.

Yes, this guy is in full regalia as we know it. Still, he doesn’t have a nice message for Ohio State at any rate.

4. Introducing the Pitt Penguin.

Okay, he’s not a player for the NHL Pittsburgh Penguins. He’s just a fan of the Pitt Panthers in a penguin suit. Yes, I know it looks ridiculous.

5. These Happy Valley bunnies have come out on a winter’s day to support their Nittnay Lions.

Now this has to be PSU school spirit at its finest. Doesn't hurt that some of these guys are clad in pink bunny suits. Love it.

Now this has to be PSU school spirit at its finest. Doesn’t hurt that some of these guys are clad in pink bunny pajama suits. Love it.

6. The biggest WVU fans always go with their full body paint on.

WVU fans are a particular lot in the college landscape. The Mountaineer football team has a very passionate fanbase. It’s also said that a lot of fans have taken up the practice of couch burning.

7. This Montana fan has got his war paint on.

And he seems to have rather ornate shoulder pads to match. Like how he has the hand print on his face.

8. Here we have a Florida State Seminole fan in full war bonnet attire with a Northern Illinois husky admirer.

Just for the record, I don’t condone the Seminole wearing the war bonnet and fully understand that it’s highly offensive to Native Americans. However, since this is a college fan post, his ridiculous war bonnet attire is so over the top that I just couldn’t resist leaving it out.

9. A fan from the University of Kansas can’t be fully dressed without a feather headdress.

Kansas U’s mascot is the Jayhawk. And yes, this is fairly offensive to Native Americans but equally outrageous. Yet, I think it’s golden.

10. This Pitt girl bares her midriff even when it’s snowing outside.

Yeah, I know bare midriffs aren’t a great idea in snowy weather. But I do like her Panther hat and makeup though.

11. To this guy from the University of New Hampshire, the Wildcats are always #1 in hockey.

Doesn’t hurt that he’s wearing a puck hat to boot. Also he painted his face white and light blue.

12. At Louisiana State, a mother always tries to foster her love for the Tigers to her daughter.

However, I’m not sure going to an LSU game topless in body paint is a good idea. Because body paint is no substitute for a shirt in my opinion.

13. At the University of South Carolina, this man dons his chicken hat with pride.

South Carolina’s mascot is the game cock which is a chicken once used in the now illegal practice of cockfighting. Yes, you read that right. Don’t ask me, that’s how they call it.

14. This Arkansas fan is a true hog’s head in the making.

The University of Arkansas’s mascot is a razorback which is an aggressive wild pig. And the rap pigs get, razorbacks can be downright nasty.

15. This Temple fan dons a red sombrero to support the Owls.

Contrary to the sombrero, Temple is a college in Philadelphia. Also, owls are cool, by the way.

16. These University of Cincinnati fans are decked with all the bells and whistles.

Well, they have red and black shoulder pads along with crazy hats. But they’ll do for this fan post. Also, Cinci’s mascot is a bearcat which isn’t a fierce creature by any stretch.

17. This Central Florida fan shows his pride for the Knights by painting himself in gold.

Like the navy blue touches, blue wig, and pom poms. This guy has great talent. Must be a repressed art major.

18. Have you ever met a Florida Gator head?

Now this is the kind of Florida Gator we all should be rooting for. And I favor this one over the obnoxious Tim Tebow any day of the week. Love it.

19. At Mississippi State University, someone seems to take “Respect the Bell” to a whole new level.

He also tends to take “more cowbell” to a whole new level as well. Since he’s dressed like one. Wonder how he sits and goes to the bathroom.

20. This Louisville fan wears his Cardinal pride on his face.

That is a great make up job if I ever saw one. Almost looks like a cardinal face. Awesome.

21. Check out this man’s Iowa suit.

Well, it’s a hawk suit and striped coveralls. And it’s tacky as can be. But at least he’s in the Iowa spirit of things.

22. On game day, LSU Tiger fans go all out.

LSU fans tend to be a little crazier college sports fans than some of the other schools for some reason. But I like the purple kilt in this.

23. These Kansas State fans want to scare the death out of their enemies on the stands.

Yes, they may be wearing purple skull heads. But they’re probably as harmless as can be. They’re just supporting their Wildcats at the game.

24. He may only wear a barrel but at the University of Wyoming, he’s having a barrel of fun.

Yes, there’s a University of Wyoming and their team is the Cowboys. Yet, their color scheme is different from the NFL Dallas team. So there’s nothing to worry about.

25. At the VCU basketball game, these Ram fans go with clown wigs and beads.

The “Save Shaka Smart” on their foam hands refers to the team’s head coach at the time who led the Rams to a winning season as well as the NCAA Men’s Final Four. However, he didn’t stay for long and is now coaching for the University of Texas.

26. Hope you’re not scared by this Virginia Tech clown.

Then again, since he can induce nightmares, I think he might make a better VT mascot than the one they have now. Still pretty scary, though.

27. At Virginia Commonwealth University, these guys are pumped for the Rowdy Rams.

I hope my sister likes these guys since they’re from her school in Richmond. One of them is even dressed like Hulk Hogan and another guy is wearing a kilt.

28. Iowa Hawk couples who see games together stay together.

And yes, they dress up in ridiculous costumes together. Like the woman’s beak and braids which I think are perfect.

29. Who knew they crowdsurfed in the Navy?

Well, the military branch academies do compete in the NCAA Div. I athletics. But I’m not sure if they count as colleges. Nevertheless, love the blue hair.

30. Oklahoma Sooner fans dress in full clown attire for their team.

Yes, I know they look like a couple of clowns in pajamas. But I’ve seen fans in more ridiculous outfits than that. You’ll probably find this amusing though.

31. At Tennessee, even the cafeteria chefs come out to support their Volunteers.

Doesn’t hurt that he has a Tennessee apron and chef’s hat to match. But among all the orange, he certainly stands out.

32. Once a Texas Longhorn man, always a Texas Longhorn man.

He even has a Longhorn hat with players’ signatures on it. Must be a real fan to go that far.

33. This Notre Dame fan goes all out to show pride for his Fightin’ Irish.

Not sure what to think about having Winnie the Pooh in his crotch area. But he wears a nice Irish flag suit.

34. At WVU, this woman is willing to go full Mountaineer on game day.

After all, she’s dressed in buckskin attire, complete with coonskin cap and fringes. She even carries a stick for good measure.

35. These Florida Vikings seem a little disappointed.

But at least they dressed in crocheted Viking hats with beards. Looks ridiculous but should keep them warm.

36. From Texas A&M, I give you the Aggie hat.

Like how she used small plush cows for it along with signs. So clever.

37. This Volunteer fan paints himself with orange and white on game day.

Yes, he’s from Tennessee. And yes he wanted his paint job to match his hair. Because he’s cheering for the Volunteers.

38. At Kansas State, this man will do anything to see his Wildcats win.

Even if it means, resorting to crazy hair styles and coming to games with a cow skull. Yes, he’s willing to try anything.

39. At South Florida, you’re bound to find some creative fans during the tailgate parties.

Of course, these guys consist of two men in sparkly body paint an a guy in a grass skirt and pom pom bra. Yes, you have fans like that.

40. This guy goes for the Miami Canes all the way.

And he’s decked in Miami Hurricane colors like a true South Floridian. Even has glasses to match.

41. Didn’t know Dorothy, Thing 1, and Thing 2 were huge Boise State fans.

Odd, since I’d imagine Dorothy to support a college team in Kansas since she’s from there. As for Thing 1 and Thing 2, I think they’re both guys. But to each his own.

42. These Oregon Ducks fans will rock and roll all night on game day.

They even have the Kiss faces with green and yellow makeup. And they’re wearing matching wigs, too.

43. These Texas Longhorn women wear their team spirit on their hair.

Yes, that’s Texas Longhorn hair. And yes, you’d more or less expect in in Dr. Seuss. But at least it’s in the spirit of things.

44. This Kansas Jayhawks fan is a bit blue.

Okay, so his team lost. Big deal. But I do like how he’s wearing a Jayhawk outfit though.

45. As Darth Vader said at Texas, “May the horns be with you.”

Okay, he may not have said “May the Force be with you” in Star Wars. But it’s in the spirit.

46. At Ohio State, Big Nut is a self-professed member of the 6th Man Club.

Of course, Ohio State is better known for football than basketball. But it’s a great picture that I couldn’t resist.

47. Stripes and spots really stand out for this University of Georgia fan.

Yes, I know it looks tacky. But what does he care? He’s there to support his Bulldogs.

48. This Crimson Tide fan is always an Alabama boy at heart.

Yes, that’s a guy in football gear and coveralls. Don’t ask me how he got that idea. But he makes it work.

49. A big foam cowboy hat will surely stand out at Oregon.

Sure it makes you look like an idiot. But at least his hat matches with his jacket. I’ll give him that.

50. At the University of Miami, these two guys show their spirit other fans can’t even fathom.

Yes, one has a horned ibis helmet while the other has a Bane mask. But they have their flags and banners on full display.

51. This Boston College fan wears his hat to show his Eagle pride.

Now that hat is just so unreal. Just looks like a small carousel. Someone must have too much time on his hands.

52. For the Florida State Seminoles, this woman dresses in full buckskin attire.

Yes, she loves the Florida State Seminoles so much that she’s willing to practice cultural appropriation to show her team spirit. Yes, Native Americans, I give you permission to facepalm at this time. Yes, it’s very offensive and something you shouldn’t do at a football game.

53. These Boise fans come dressed in their finest feathered hats.

Of course, one is dressed as a pimp which is kind of insulting to blacks. But that’s beside the point. Like the other guy’s shoulder pads though.

54. These Ohio State Buckeye fans know how to show pride in the stands.

Love how all are in their Buckeye regalia for the game. One of them even has a buckeye necklace. Love it.

55. These cuddly Baylor Bears have come to watch a basketball game.

Helps that Baylor’s mascot is a bear. Still, the faces are cuddly but it’s hard to find a guy in an animal costume adorable. But this isn’t bad.

56. Hey, it’s the guys from Duck Dynasty at Saint Louis.

Okay, these are people dressed up like characters from Duck Dynasty. Like the one in the balloon hat the best.

57. Seems like a VCU basketball game is one fit for a Pharaoh.

And he’s in the King Tut headdress to match his stripped sleeves to boot. Wonder what my sister will think about this.

58. Missouri University always tries to project a friendly face.

These are members of the Missouri band dressed up as Sesame Street characters in the stands. Yes, they seem to be having a good time.

59. This Alabama fan knows that his Crimson Tide are the champs.

And champions the Crimson Tide certainly are. Mostly because the BCS system is rigged in their favor.

60. At Gonzaga, this guy goes all the way for his Bulldogs.

And yes, he’s in a clown and cape attire for good measure. Kind of wish there was a March Madness fan tournament where the more outrageous costume wins the round.

61. At Oregon State, these nuns will pray for God’s wrath on anyone who doesn’t support their team.

Yes, they’re guys dressed as nuns. But as a Catholic, I don’t find their outfits offensive. In fact, I think they’re quite clever to tell you the truth.

62. You can’t go to an Oregon Ducks game without a Oregon clam bra.

Yeah, I know what that girl is thinking about sitting next to a guy dressed like that. But I think the Oregon shell bra is quite clever and hilarious.

63. Hey, is there a smurf in the crowd?

This is a scene from Duke where the fans paint themselves with blue body paint. I know it’s ridiculous but it’s a tradition. Don’t ask me.

64. This University Washington fan is trying to take a picture from a king’s eye view.

Guess someone wants a good view of the Huskies. Even in a crown and gold mask which seems more suitable for Mardi Gras than anything.

65. Hope these LSU fans are able to cash in but it seems unlikely.

Yes, these are guys dressed as pimps. I don’t know why they do that. But they look ridiculous enough that they go on this post.

66. This Alabama fan is willing to roll in the Tide.

Like how the guy is wearing a Tide box hat with 2 rolls of toilet paper. Seems quite simple compared to the other fans on this post.

67. Yes, there’s no doubt that Oregon fans are bananas.

These two even dress in Oregon banana suits for the Ducks. Yes, I know it defies some degree of logic.

68. Today, I introduce you to none other than Florida Gator Man.

He even comes with a long gator tail to show his prowess. And to slap around fans from the other team. He never fails.

69. Oregon Ducks should know better than mess with Oregon Vader.

Because he really doesn’t take it kindly when the Ducks lose. Players might want to stay on his good side.

70. Didn’t know the Joker was a Georgia Bulldogs fan.

However, I wouldn’t want to sit near the Joker in the stands. Has a reputation for being pretty insane.

71. So this is what it’s like to be a Volunteer in a pool of Gators.

So Florida was the home team in this game against Tennessee? Makes sense but the Gator fans don’t seem too happy.

72. At Pitt, some fans live the blue and gold.

And yes, he seems to be wanting to lead the crowd into the Pitt Panthers spirit. Even if he looks totally ridiculous for the occasion.

73. At LSU, this man goes for the full Tiger suit.

Yes, the outfit looks totally hideous and not something you’d want to wear on the street. But this guy is supporting his team. Don’t judge him.

74. As an LSU fan, this woman takes being a Tiger quite literally.

Yes, she’s dressed and painted to look like an LSU Tiger. Yes, it’s insane. But at least she’s wearing a bra.

75. At North Carolina University, these fans decided to go Tar Heel blue.

Yes, North Carolina’s mascot is a Tar Heel which looks like a ram. However, it does look quite intimidating and isn’t lame.

76. This Notre Dame fan is proud that he’s Fightin’ Irish.

However, he might want to tone down the sleazy leprechaun look. Because it may offensive to some of my Irish viewers.

77. When it comes to supporting the Oregon Ducks, this guy shows his pride dressed in a hula skirt and flower bra.

Yes, I know he’s dressed like that when it’s probably not ideal to do so. But he certainly stands out in the crowd.

78. FSU man comes to Florida State to inspire Seminole pride.

Finally, a Florida State man on this post who’s not dressed to offend Native Americans. He’s a superhero instead.

79. Never fear, Seminole Man is here.

Yes, that’s another Florida State superhero fan in body paint. But his initials on his chest are SN for Seminole.

80. At Boise State, you can’t leave out the blue haired Elvis impersonators.

Guess they get quite an audience. Like their orange scarves and glasses along with their white suits.

81. Now these guys just roll with the Alabama Crimson Tide.

So they have toilet paper rolls on their helmets and are wearing large red Tide boxes. Love it.

82. At Pitt, you’re bound to find a few strange hats out there.

This guy seems to have a Pitt Panther on an aircraft carrier. Hate to sit behind him or stand.

83. At Georgia Tech, Yellow Jackets fans may seem more inclined to yellow.

Apparently, that seems to be the case. Not sure if seeing them in real life hurts the eyes.

84. These Georgia Bulldogs fans seem to come quite spiked at the shoulders.

Well, they have spikes in their shoulder pads. But I’d really not want to sit next to any of them even on a good day.

85. These people always know how to support their Trojans at USC.

Funny, I hadn’t had California college fans on here yet. But while one is in a swimsuit, the other is in hoplite armor.

86. At USC, the girls are said to deck themselves in red and gold on game day.

At least the red body paint isn’t as harmful on the skin as a tanning booth. But the one in gold seems like she might have jaundice.

87. A college football fan always tries to foster their love of the game to the next generation.

But whether I approve of this Tennessee Volunteers fan and his sons wearing gangster outfits is another matter. Still, they seem rather well dressed despite the dad resembling a creamcicle.

88. This man knows how to show off his WVU Mountaineer pride without burning a couch.

Well, he’s dressed like a Mountaineer with a raccoon tail and coveralls. He also has light up glasses, too.

89. At Happy Valley, when in doubt, go with blue hair.

Seems like what this girl has done in the stands at a Penn State game. She’s even wearing beads.

90. This Rowdy Rams fan knows how to make an entrance.

He’s even wearing golden ram horns at a VCU basket ball game. Very fitting at that school.

91. Among America’s finest in blue, this bear is true fan among them.

Luckily for them, it’s a guy in a bear costume. But I love how he seems to be cheering on in the stands.

92. At Missou, this Tiger fan goes for the ultimate body paint tribute.

Is it a bit too much? Yes. Will he look ridiculous? Yes. Does he have artistic talent? Yes.

93. At the University of Arizona, this Wildcat fan is a real hotdog.

Not sure why anyone would dress as a hotdog to support their college team. But this person seems to have a great costume nonetheless.

94. This USC fan seems to be a real pinhead.

Because he has a hat with a lot of USC pins on it. And you can barely see the hat other than the plume on top.

95. For some reason University of Nebraska fans tend to wear corn hats and hold up one of their shoes.

Nebraska’s team is the Huskers. And yes, some of them wear corn heads which I think is ridiculous. But the shoe thing speaks for itself.

96. This Stanford fan will not be mocked for supporting his team.

Even if he’s wearing big red glasses and a blue clown wig. And did I say he’s a drummer?

97. These Uncle Sam Navy fans will knock your socks off.

Yes, they’re in Uncle Sam suits with boxing gloves. But They seem to have a really good time nonetheless.

98. At Syracuse, it doesn’t hurt to dress like an orange in the stands.

Sure it might make you look like an idiot. But hey, it’s not that fans come to the games to look good, especially when they wear outrageous outfits.

99. At the University of Utah, the Pumpkin head man comes out to support the Utes.

Probably something this guy does for Halloween. Wouldn’t want to sit behind him in the stands though.

100. At Colorado University, this guy will do what it takes to show his Buffalo pride.

I think this guy might be dressed as a character from the Halo video game. But I’m not sure. But I like the horns though.

Live Breaking TV News Headlines Gone Awry

Posted by historymaniacmegan on August 24, 2016

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Whether it be your local news affiliates or the national and cable news shows, chances are that you might be familiar with them. And that you might be familiar with their use of captions through graphics to help you identify things as well ranging from story, location, or whoever’s being interviewed. Unlike the TV shows you watched which were taped and aired for an audience later, TV news is usually done live which leaves little room for mistakes. However, sometimes it doesn’t turn out that way. What I have to present to you are a series of news stills that contain their share of errors as well as crazy captions that go with them. I found these on sites thanks to Google as well as in places like Buzzfeed, Funny or Die, Fark, and others. Some of these captions may present a case of misindentification, spelling and grammar errors, redundant captions, and more. So for your reading pleasure I present to you stills of news captions gone wrong. Some of these might not be safe for work by the way.

A big racked 5-point horse was killed today before being sent to a taxidermist and served as venison.

How did anyone think it's a horse? That's a deer. An antlered deer. Know the difference.

I don’t expect much from people who do these captions. But if they can’t distinguish between a horse and a deer, that’s a big problem for me. Seriously, it’s a deer. An antlered deer. Get a clue.

2. A violent sexual predator is on the loose.

Yeah, his name is Sparky who has been humping almost every other pooch in the neighborhood. Make sure your pets are spayed and neutered.

3. Millions of Blackberry messages on hold throughout the galaxy.

Now even the Klingons can’t get their Blackberry messages now. Unfortunately, the real world isn’t Star Trek, CNN.

4. “Man in Boxers Leads Police on Brief Chase.”

Well, this headline seems actually appropriate. Still, the image of police chasing a guy in his underwear is hard not to laugh at anyway.

5. Ladies and gentlemen, presenting former President George Clinton.

Uh, he’s actually former President William Jefferson Clinton or Bill for short. And his wife is running for president. Get a grip.

6. Norway leads the medal count in the Sochi Winter Olympics.

Save for Norway and Austria, the flags don’t seem to match the country. Seriously, the stars and stripes is the US flag, not the Netherlands.’

7. Today Fox News is Live with former Republican Arizona Congresswoman J.D. Hayworth.

Okay, he may be a congresswoman in a man’s body. But that’s beside the point.

8. Here we are with Tiger Woods who’s just played his first golf tournament after his sex scandal.

Man, HLN did not use a good choice of captions here. Yes, he’s talking about golf. But the caption makes it sound so dirty.

9. The Associated Press is now with a guy who peed in a reservoir.

It’s funnier that his name is Josh Seater who most likely peed standing up. Unfortunately, he answered the call of nature at the wrong place such as a water supply.

10. Today on Fox News: Is Lowering the Minimum Wage Better for Workers?

I know that Fox News is a conservative cable news channel. However, even an idiot would say that lowering the minimum wage isn’t better for workers. Because there have been so many campaigns to raise it. Seriously, raise the minimum wage for crying out loud!

11. Here are live at Name Here with Name Here.

Someone forgot to add names in this caption. Now I don’t know who this guy is or where he’s at.

12. Man turns in crack dealer for charging him too much.

Now that’s a really stupid thing to do. Because don’t police arrest drug users, too? I think so.

13. Live on CNN: So is Cap n’ Crunch not really a captain?

How about: do I give a shit? No, but this guy seems a bit disappointed about it. Why CNN? Why?

14. Is school too easy for kids? Stay Tuned.

Apparently, not. Since whoever did this graphic doesn’t know the difference between, to, two, and too.

15. On sports today it’s Full Title Screen Goes Here.

So is this the station’s default screen. Because it sure looks like it to me. Someone doesn’t seem to be doing their job.

16. Now on 8 News, Murderer Feeds Ex-Fiancee to Her Parents at Barbecue.

That’s just sick. Yet, Dr. Hannibal Lecter wanted to know what the killer used on the guy’s ribs as a sauce.

17. At Fox 12, we’re here with Jessie Lunderby who posed for Playboy.

I don’t think this is the right caption because this is a teenage boy. And I don’t think his name is Jessie Lunderby.

18. Rapper Gucci Mane is uncertain of his own guilt.

Funny how they quoted the guy as “Bitch I might be” when asked if he was guilty. Then again, he might be vying for a plea deal at this point unless the charges are manslaughter.

19. In the Situation Room: Where Is Obama?

I think it’s supposed to be: “Where Is Osama?” Wolf Blizter might need a caption proof reader sometime soon.

20. Today “Poopgangster” was arrested for December shooting.

I know it’s supposed to be a crime story. But a guy whose nickname is “poopgangster” is hard to take seriously. So was he Public Enemy No. 1 or No. 2?

21. Happening now in Washington on CNN, we have former presidential candidate Sarah Palin speaking.

This is just wrong on so many levels. For one, Sarah Palin is a former vice presidential candidate and her name is spelled with an “h.” Also, that’s Glenn Beck.

22. Breaking News on CNN, Titanic sank 102 years ago tonight.

Sorry, CNN, but the fact the Titanic sank over 100 years ago isn’t breaking news. Or even news. It’s common knowledge that everyone should know by now.

23. Today in politics, Congressman Anthony Weiner is shrinking his staff.

But whether this means his staff or his penis will be revealed after the next commercial. Stay tuned.

24. On CNN tonight is an exclusive on Michael Jackson’s death.

Shouldn’t CNN be paying more attention to the story of 60-80 thousand children crossing the US-Mexican border. I think that deserves more coverage than a news ribbon for Christ’s sake. Because it’s a bigger story.

25. Live at Eleven on Fox13: Human Remains Found which Could Belong to Lori Hacking.

However, this is a very terrible time to let people know that they can find recipes on your website. Seriously, this is not the kind of story.

26. In Dunwoody, Georgia, a Santa impersonator was asked to tone it down.

Yes, evil Santa Claus, please tone it down. You’re scaring the children. Hell, you’re scaring me just smiling.

27. Krem News would like to wish you a great day.

However, you’re probably not if you live in that burning building. Yeah, not a great scene to end a broadcast.

28. Today we’re speaking with Don Krasin, a World War 11 veteran.

I think it’s supposed to be World War II. But, the captioner had no idea of how to do Roman numerals. At any rate, Krasin always likes to talk about how he and his buddies took down the alien overlords.

29. At PIX, we’re with Gerard Jankowski who’s one angry guy.

But we don’t know what he’s angry about. Stay tuned for further details.

30. The main suspect in the Dentist Assault case is Firstname Lastname.

Someone really forgot to write the guy’s name. Now he’s going to be known by that for a very long time.

31. New at 10 on 19 Action News: Are Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches Racist?

Because they always seem to be depicted on white bread for some reason. Or maybe white people are projecting their latent racism on the sandwich?

32. New at 10 on KENS 5: Teen Werewolves.

Teen werewolves? Seriously? Seems like someone has been reading too much Twilight lately. Or watching too many werewolf movies.

33. On Fox News we have Michael Newman who is surprisingly not dead.

Guess this guy lived a very dangerous lifestyle like go near crocodiles and such. Still, what’s with the “surprisingly not dead” part?

34. We’re speaking with Aaron Mishkin a “Kick a Ginger Day” victim.

So kicking gingers is a thing? For God’s sake, this isn’t great for the ginger in question.

35. Today on KXLY 4 News: Man with Bizarre Name Arrested.

Is the bottom part his name? If yes, I feel very bad that his parents saddled him with that. If no, then the captioner must be goofing off.

36. From KARE News, have a safe and happy Memorial Day Weekend so buckle up, slow down, and drink and drive.

I think someone forgot to enter the word “don’t” before “drink and drive.” Because drinking and driving isn’t something society encourages. In fact, quite the opposite since such acts kill people as well as lead to jail time.

37. Exclusive on Korina Today, the MILF speaks.

Remember, in the Philippines, a MILF is an Islamic terrorist organization. However, in America, we wouldn't call that guy a MILF for obvious reasons.

Remember, in the Philippines, MILF is an Islamic terrorist organization. However, in America, we wouldn’t call that guy a MILF for obvious reasons.

38. On BBC News Today is Dr. Tom Hart a penguinologist.

Yes, penguinologist is a real job to describe someone who studies penguins. I googled the term myself. So the term isn’t a mistake by the BBC.

39. On The Weather Channel is Jeff Foster who’s tired of birds.

He even has a loud bull horn with him so he could get the birds off his lawn. Yes, he's a mean old man who hates birds.

He even has a loud bull horn with him so he could tell the birds to get off his lawn. Yes, he’s a mean old man who hates birds.

40. Live on MSNBC: 8 dead and 30 killed in Chicago violence.

You can easily say, “38 dead” or “38 killed” in Chicago violence. Because killed and dead mean almost the same thing when you’re talking about murder.

41. At least the Rapist Search may be over soon according to ABC 7.

Of course, this guy isn’t going to have a nice day. Hope he has an alibi. Because the rapist sketch really resembles him.

42. Our #4 story on the Top 5 concerns Middletown’s very own Jack Goff.

No, that’s his actual name. Don’t ask me. I wasn’t consulted. Neither were his parents.

43. Apparently, penalizing the Pittsburgh Penguins Alternate Captain was too much according to Pittsburgh’s FSN.

Not sure who this player is from the Pens. But he doesn’t seem to be too happy in the penalty box. Seems to have a face like a kid who’s just been sent to time out.

44. The Space Shuttle Columbia was traveling nearly 18 times the speed of light before the tragedy.

I remember that crash when I was 13. However, the shuttle wasn’t going 18 times the speed of light. Because that’s an impossible speed.

45. Live on WBTV 3 this morning a man was killed to death.

“Killed to death” really? That really doesn’t help matters. Just say the guy was killed because it’s obviously a murder story.

46. Breaking News on Fox 5 News: Fire Destroyed by Home.

I think it’s supposed to be “Home Destroyed by Fire.” Obviously someone got the word order wrong. Because homes don’t destroy fires.

47. On WUSA 9: J.C. McKinney goes for last minute groceries because he forgot cheez whiz.

Is a guy forgetting cheez whiz newsworthy? People forget cheez whiz all the time but they don’t get to be on TV.

48. Today on Fox News we sit down with Holocaust winner Elie Wiesel.

For crying out loud, Fox News, Wiesel’s a Holocaust survivor, not a winner. The Holocaust was a mass genocide, not a contest. This is fucked up.

49. According to Pat Buchanan on Fox News, illegal aliens are bringing STDs into the country.

Really? Some undocumented immigrants may have STDs. But syphilis and gonorrhea aren't new STDs. Besides, it's insulting.

Really? Some undocumented immigrants may have STDs. But syphilis and gonorrhea aren’t new STDs as well as easier to avoid than others. Besides, it’s very insulting.

50. According to a Rasmussen poll on Fox News, 59% and 35% believe that scientists falsified research to support their theory on global warming.

$For one, global warming does exist so the scientists aren't falsifying their research at any rate. But since it's Fox News we're talking about, global warming denial is expected. Second, the math is totally wrong because the numbers add to 120%.$

For one, global warming does exist and is a very real problem so the scientists aren’t falsifying their research at any rate. But since it’s Fox News we’re talking about, global warming denial is expected. Second, the math is totally wrong because the numbers add to 120%.

51. Today in the Middle East, Secretary of Gates meats with Israeli defense secretary Ehud Barak.

Unfortunately, Fox News totally fails in geography since they forget that Egypt is in Africa and across the sea from Saudi Arabia. The country between Iran and Syria is Iraq.

52. This Fox News correspondent is waiting for President Obama’s arrival.

Not if Michelle has anything to do with it. Still, that caption is so suggestive. Yet, Fox News didn’t change it.

53. According to this pie chart, here is how each GOP presidential candidate stands out.

Apparently, the person who designed this Fox News pie chart has no conception of math. Add 60%, 70% and 63%, you come up with 193%.

54. Wednesday at 10 on Fox 8 News: we’re going to show you Making Money with Your Body.

This is just so wrong on so many levels. From what I see, this seems like “How to Become a Prostitute” than anything. Not cool.

55. In the DA murder plot, Affidavit Reveals Possible Suspect.

An old guy on a segway who’s minding his own business? Don’t ask me, but I think this station might’ve used the wrong footage for the caption.

56. Homeowner burns house after setting snake on fire.

The guy could’ve just avoided the whole thing altogether by simply calling animal control. Seriously, they would’ve taken care of it just fine.

57. Today on All In with Chris Hayes is someone who studies duck genitalia.

Yes, there are people who actually do that. But still, it’s kind of hard to take seriously at any rate. Thank you, MSNBC.

58. According to CNN Money, Hogwarts costs more than Harvard.

This looks very wrong and probably not conducted by people who read the Harry Potter books. $123 for gloves, you got to be kidding me. Besides, they don’t seem to include a cauldron, a pet, or anything else. Not to mention, gloves don’t nearly cost that much.

59. Today’s weather report on 4 WARN is by meteorologist Dagny the Dog.

Seems like the forecast today isn’t calling for warmer temperatures that remain in the 20s and 30s. So wear a blanket.

60. Apparently, CBS News can’t name that player.

His last name is Jefferson which is on the back of his jersey. He’s from LSU. This is ridiculous.

61. According to WGN 9 News, Dwayne Wade is not a hockey player.

Well, that really narrows it down. So if he's not a hockey player what is he? A basketball player? If so, then just say it.

Well, that really narrows it down. So if he’s not a hockey player what is he? A basketball player? He seems to be wearing a basketball jersey. If so, then just say it.

62. According to the BBC, nobody cares about Declan Curry.

So if nobody cares, why is he on TV? Because somebody must care what he has to say or he wouldn’t be on the BBC.

63. David Davis was arrested while in the middle of a haircut.

That is possibly one of the funniest mugshots ever. Bet he’s going to be the laughing stock of the big house sometime soon.

64. We are now live with Name Last Name in Location.

Yet, another captioner not doing their job. Seriously, people have to know who the reporter is or where he’s at right now.

65. Fox News asks: How often to you think about touching other people’s private parts?

Like never. Still, I have a question for Fox News: why the fuck did you ask your viewers this? Then again, this might’ve been put forward by Roger Ailes who was head of Fox News at the time. And I know how often he thought about touching other people’s private parts.

66. Today BBC News sits with writer, wizard, Mall Santa, and Rasputin Impersonator Alan Moore.

Well, he certainly looks the part since he has a long beard and hair. Yet, it’s kind of hard to take seriously.

67. Today we have an exclusive on blow jobs.

Can’t they just say demolitions? Seriously, blow jobs is too sexually suggestive? I mean it’s an oral sex slang term.

68. Tonight at 10 on 8: The Chainsaw Chicken has been captured.

So you don’t have to worry about a chainsaw wielding chicken murdering you anymore over your diet of poultry and eggs. He’s now in police custody as we speak. And he did not get to cross the road.

69. Reporting on MSNBC Norah O’Donnell from the White House.

Seems like forgetting 3 letters can make all the difference. No, I don’t think she’s reporting from “the White Ho.”

70. A developing story on LEX 8 News is of a Jessamine County inmate who overdosed on underwear.

First off, how is overdosing on underwear possible? Second off, why would anyone even try?

71. On Fox 2 a homeless man steals an EMS rig to go to a strip club.

Has anyone at the station heard the term ambulance? Because that’s what an EMS rig is. Also, why couldn’t a homeless man just steal a regular car to go to a strip club? Or walk?

72. Coming up on WTAE 4 Action News: Girl takes on Dick’s.

This one is from a news station where I live, by the way. Still, I think they mean Dick’s Sporting Goods in this context. But they had to use that caption with a girl looking at her cell phone, which suggests sexting.

73. KCTV 5 News says you can find great kitten barbecue recipes on My KSMO-TV at 8 a.m.

I think the word is supposed to be “kitchen” not kitten. This Kansas City station might want to apologize to local cat lovers.

74. On WBRE we have continuing coverage of the serial butt stabbers.

Yes, the knife picture is quite appropriate. But while the serial butt stabbers may be serious threats, their name inspires shits and giggles. Hope they don’t attack from behind.

75. Kevin Poehner likes portable toilets as he stands near a Honey Bucket.

Nor sure what to think about that kid who may or may not have a sense a smell. Because outhouses are utterly disgusting and smelly places that I try to avoid.

76. Live in Phoenix, a suspicious flashlight was found in a parking lot between 3rd Avenue and Jefferson.

I guess this is going to come down to a waste of airtime as reporters speculate who left the flashlight in the parking lot. Stay tuned.

77. New this morning on ABC 13: Cat called for jury duty.

Yes, it should come as a shock, even for the cat. Don’t ask me how this happened.

78. According to CNN, experts agree that Osama Bin Laden is either alive or dead.

Well, that really clears things up. Then again, if experts can’t make up their minds whether someone is alive or dead, it shouldn’t be news.

79. Fox Toledo brings you more coverage of the Cheeseburger Stabbing.

What is there someone going around stabbing cheeseburgers? I need details for God’s sake.

80. On Fox News, Neil Cavuto asks, can sex with underage boys be a good thing?

Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind ask that question? Hell, no, could sex with underage boys be a good thing for obvious reasons. There’s a reason why people who do that get on Megan’s Law for God’s sake!

81. On LEX 18 News a woman was glued to a toilet at a Wayne County Wal Mart.

This woman’s face is like: “Why do I have to do this ridiculous story? I didn’t sign up for this. Don’t people have any common sense?”

82. Breaking on Fox 40 reports Obama Bin Laden dead.

I guess this was a slip of the tongue, given Obama’s reputation on Fox News. Sorry, but it’s Osama Bin Laden who’s dead thanks to Obama.

83. Fox 5 sits with actor Omar Epps.

Sorry but that’s definitely not actor Omar Epps. Because Omar Epps is obviously black and doesn’t have a lot of hair.

84. According to the Greg-Alogue on Fox News, sex with robots may not be what it’s all cracked up to be.

Other than its obvious right wing biased news commentary and coverage, is there any reason why we make fun of Fox News? Probably because they air stuff about sex with robots and other stories like that.

85. On Fox 25, we’re live on the news story about a captain’s epic search for his sandwich.

How is this news? Seriously, people miss sandwiches all the time. But they move on with their lives. This is just fluff.

86. Breaking news on PIX is Top Line All Caps in Bottom Line All Caps.

Seems like a crime story by the police cars. But you don’t know why they’re there. Because someone forgot to do the caption.

87. KATU 2 is live in Downtown Portland in our continuing coverage on the sign bandit.

And it seems that the sign bandit was just there. Just look behind the reporter.

88. Fox 14 News brings you coverage on the drunk driving lasw.

I think it’s supposed to be “laws.” But the captioner didn’t have time to proofread before they were on the air.

89. NY 1 sits down with actor Wesley Snipes.

That’s Democratic New York congressman Charlie Rangel who left office in disgrace over a corruption scandal. Jon Stewart often made fun of him on the Daily Show for awhile.

90. Rodney Stanger: Cold Case Suspect?

That’s a hamster with a director’s board. Really not someone you’d consider a cold case suspect. This is just hilarious.

91. Breaking on CBS Sports: Everything is back to normal.

Uh, a football player just got hurt here so the Steelers-Ravens game stopped. So no, everything is not back to normal. Has this captioner ever been to a football game?

92. Breaking News on KDKA 2: Many words should fit in this sentence bar. Do not try to type in a paragraph to tell the story.

Another local station where I live. Seems like a captioner wasn’t doing their job at a critical moment.

93. Today on Fox News: Will high gas prices cost your kids their edutaion?

I think it’s supposed to be “education.” But someone on Fox News forgot to proofread before it went on the air. Really makes them look bad. Then again, this was the network that said the Pilgrims celebrated Christmas.

94. Congratulations to to today’s winner, Byron, Minnesota’s Dixie Normous!

That has to be a joke name because I don’t think that person expected to win. Then again, it’s pretty funny.

95. On WXYZ 7, we’re here with Sal Rizzo who took a picture of a naked guy.

Guess this guy saw the streaker while he was minding his own business. Yet, I wonder why the naked guy thing is on the news to begin with.

96. A pizza delivery murder took place in East Memphis.

I don’t know about you, Pizza Hut, but this isn’t a great way to announce that you’re hiring delivery drivers. Because I don’t think many are willing to take that job at the moment.

97. On Fox 8: Florence Koppin turns 1000 years old.

She turned 100 years old. No human can live to 1000 years for God’s sake. So where could she be from, the Middle Ages?

98. Ottawa CTVNews would like to ask viewers would they prefer rain or sun in the summer: Yes or No.

Sorry, but that’s no way to conduct a poll. Sun or rain should be the answers not yes or no. Because it’s not a yes or no question. Get a grip, Canada.

99. Joakim Noah of the Chicago Bulls knows how to post videos on Facebook.

Knowing how to post videos on Facebook isn’t a special skill. The guy is an NBA basketball player. Surely he has more larger than life talents.

100. Tonight, wife stabs husband with squirrel.

Sure I know it’s not funny to the husband in question. But I want to stay tuned to know how she pulled it off even though she’s nuts.

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