Touchdown with These Super Bowl Sunday Party Treats (Third Edition)

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Now that we’re in the new year, early January shall kick off to NFL playoff season in which teams compete for each other to get to the Super Bowl in February. In America, Super Bowl Sunday is sort of like a holiday when people around the country watch 2 teams play for the coveted Vince Lombardi trophy. Though the teams playing are usually not theirs, especially if they live in Cleveland (though the real Cleveland Browns did win 2 but only after getting out of the city and changing their name to the Baltimore Ravens). However, I usually don’t watch the Super Bowl unless the Steelers are playing. And that’s basically because I have to being from Southwestern Pennsylvania. And God help my dad if it’s a Super Bowl between the Dallas Cowboys and the New England Patriots. Anyway, as I’ve said before over the years, people usually have parties that consist of fare that would make nutritionists shudder in dread like burgers, hotdogs, wings, and the like. And there’s plenty of advertising around the Super Bowl as well. Now once again, I invite you to another treasure trove of delectable Super Bowl goodies for the playoff season.

  1. You can always delight in the Super Bowl festivities with this New York Giant dish.
I'm not sure what this is supposed to be. Could be any number of things like casserole, lasagna, or dip.

I’m not sure what this is supposed to be. Could be any number of things like casserole, lasagna, or dip.

2. I’m sure anyone in Wisconsin would find this platter fitting.

Yes, this is a Green Bay Packer snack tray. Oddly fitting since their team's name is derived by food packers. Yet, I think it would be more suitable if the G was in cheese.

Yes, this is a Green Bay Packer snack tray. Oddly fitting since their team’s name is derived by food packers. Yet, I think it would be more suitable if the G was in cheese.

3. This snackadium has all you need when the Seahawks square off with the Broncos.

I think the Seahawks won that year. Still, they get cheese while Denver has to settle for refried beans.

I think the Seahawks won that year. Still, they get cheese while Denver has to settle for refried beans.

4. Help yourself to this Green Bay Packer cheesecake.

I'm not sure if it's a real cheesecake. But it's shaped like a cheese to any Packer fan's delight.

I’m not sure if it’s a real cheesecake. But it’s shaped like a cheese to any Packer fan’s delight.

5. When Pittsburgh’s going to the Super Bowl, you can’t do without this cake.

This one has Big Ben and Troy Polamalu's numbers. Too bad Polamalu isn't on the team anymore.

This one has Big Ben and Troy Polamalu’s numbers. Too bad Polamalu isn’t on the team anymore.

6. These Oreo cookie helmet balls are a real game day delight.

Each of these even has a number on it along with a pretzel visor. Not sure what teams they're supposed to be.

Each of these even has a number on it along with a pretzel visor. Not sure what teams they’re supposed to be.

7. May your football dip be of peanut butter and bacon.

To be honest, peanut butter and bacon make for a disgusting combination. But it seems to work for the aesthetics.

To be honest, peanut butter and bacon make for a disgusting combination. But it seems to work for the aesthetics.

8. A football snackadium should have a little of everything.

This one even has a bacon weave. Still, I'm sure half of the stuff in here isn't good for you.

This one even has a bacon weave. Still, I’m sure half of the stuff in here isn’t good for you.

9. Savor the playoff season with these football donut holes.

I'm guessing these are all chocolate. Not sure why they have donut holes.

I’m guessing these are all chocolate. Not sure why they have donut holes.

10. Any fan of the Indianapolis Colts would want a cake like this.

And Colts fans should be thankful that they've won a Super Bowl so I could include this. Sure it was a long time ago, but that's beside the point.

And Colts fans should be thankful that they’ve won a Super Bowl so I could include this. Sure it was a long time ago, but that’s beside the point.

11. Any Patriots fan would delight in a cake with Tom Brady’s jersey.

Yet, this doesn't mean I'll mock the team for their scandals. Because that's not happening.

Yet, this doesn’t mean I’ll mock the team for their scandals. Because that’s not happening.

12. A New Orleans Saints cake is all decked with black and gold.

Though it's in a different golden shade. Another team who won the Super Bowl in years back.

Though it’s in a different golden shade. Another team who won the Super Bowl in years back.

13. Hope New Yorkers can help themselves to this Giants pizza.

However, if you choose to consume it, you shouldn't eat your slice with cutlery. Because New Yorkers see it as uncivilized behavior, according to Jon Stewart.

However, if you choose to consume it, you shouldn’t eat your slice with cutlery. Because New Yorkers see it as uncivilized behavior, according to Jon Stewart.

14. This Super Bowl cake has a rather desert style.

Guess that Super Bowl game was played in Arizona. The cactus explains it all. Love the sunset.

Guess that Super Bowl game was played in Arizona. The cactus explains it all. Love the sunset.

15. If you’re into red and blue but don’t like the Patriots, these Giants cupcakes should suffice.

Helps that the Giants beat New England both times. Also, that the cupcakes have blue filling.

Helps that the Giants beat New England both times. Also, that the cupcakes have blue filling.

16. For gridiron fun, this cookie cake is a real winner.

Yes, it's clearly used as a birthday cake. But it's very easy to decorate if you get my drift.

Yes, it’s clearly used as a birthday cake. But it’s very easy to decorate if you get my drift.

17. These football party bites are a real Super Bowl treat.

 

These consists of ground meat on top of a bun covered in cheese and ketchup. Hope you can stomach that.

These consists of ground meat on top of a bun covered in cheese and ketchup. Hope you can stomach that.

18. This football cake is iced and ready for game day.

Doesn't hurt that it's on a serving tee. Hope it's chocolate on the inside.

Doesn’t hurt that it’s on a serving tee. Hope it’s chocolate on the inside.

19. Your Super Bowl will be great with these New York Giants helmet cake pops.

Are the Giants even in the playoffs this year? Then again, it doesn't matter. Still, they're also blue on the inside.

Are the Giants even in the playoffs this year? Then again, it doesn’t matter. Still, they’re also blue on the inside.

20. Speaking of cake pops, those of the 49ers are sprinkled with gold.

Though San Francisco didn't make Super Bowl gold that year. Because they lost to the Ravens.

Though San Francisco didn’t make Super Bowl gold that year. Because they lost to the Ravens.

21. How about some football sandwiches on pumpernickel bread?

Those seem like they can give you a heart attack. At least when you look at the filling.

Those seem like they can give you a heart attack. At least when you look at the filling.

22. These football eggs come especially hard boiled.

They're also dyed brown and stuffed with cheese. Make great appetizers.

They’re also dyed brown and stuffed with cheese. Make great appetizers.

23. Nobody could resist these footballs of brownie and nutella.

You'd almost think people would want to use these to set up for a trap. Because nutella is seen as a gateway substance.

You’d almost think people would want to use these to set up for a trap. Because nutella is seen as a gateway substance.

24. So I guess this is a snackadium for health nuts and cocktail parties?

Then again, snackadiums aren't great platters with good health options. But this one ain't too bad.

Then again, snackadiums aren’t great platters with good health options. But this one ain’t too bad.

25. This Green Bay Packers cake is pure gridiron green.

It's even a cheesecake, too. Still, you have to admire the ingenuity of Packers fans.

It’s even a cheesecake, too. Still, you have to admire the ingenuity of Packers fans.

26. These football ham sandwiches make a great big game lunch.

Each one contains ham, cheese, lettuce, and tomato. Great for tailgate parties and playoff games.

Each one contains ham, cheese, lettuce, and tomato. Great for tailgate parties and playoff games.

27. Deflate cake is perfect for hate watching the Patriots.

Sorry, Patriots fans, but I had to include at least one deflate cake on here. And this one really seems to have all the air gone out as Brady would've wanted.

Sorry, Patriots fans, but I had to include at least one deflate cake on here. And this one really seems to have all the air gone out as Brady would’ve wanted.

28. Those in Seattle who eat healthy should always rejoice with a Seahawk fruit tray.

Consists of white grapes, banana, kiwi, and blueberries. Because they have to go by team colors, people.

Consists of white grapes, banana, kiwi, and blueberries. Because they have to go by team colors, people.

29. Foods in the snackadium should be bordered by Twinkies.

Now this one consists of dip and not many healthy snack options. Still, it works.

Now this one consists of dip and not many healthy snack options. Still, it works.

30. A Green Bay Packers fan’s 7 layer dip should always have green on top.

Thankfully, there are plenty of green foots that can fit the bill. On here are guacamole, cilantro, and peppers.

Thankfully, there are plenty of green foots that can fit the bill. On here are guacamole, cilantro, and peppers.

31. Behold, a bacon Vince Lombardi trophy.

I don't know why anyone would do this. But I'm sure you wouldn't want to eat it and any rate.

I don’t know why anyone would do this. But I’m sure you wouldn’t want to eat it and any rate.

32. This Super Bowl, make this football meatloaf your main course.

After all, you can't make a football from steak. Has some ketchup and cheese.

After all, you can’t make a football from steak. Has some ketchup and cheese.

33. Never imagined a snackadium with penguins and mini umbrellas before.

So I guess they're either rooting for the Saints or the Colts. Still, this is quite original that I couldn't leave it out.

So I guess they’re either rooting for the Saints or the Colts. Still, this is quite original that I couldn’t leave it out.

34. Keylime pie is always appropriate for the Super Bowl if the Seattle Seahawks are in it.

Not sure who 12 is supposed to be on the team. But at least it has the Seahawk colors.

Not sure who 12 is supposed to be on the team. But at least it has the Seahawk colors.

35. This snackadium comes with its own parking lot.

This one has cars made from candy bars. All in all, this is cute.

This one has cars made from candy bars. All in all, this is cute.

36. Celebrate the Steelers taking on the Packers with these sugar cookies.

Of course, we all know how that went down. But at least Steelers fans weren't as upset than their 1996 loss to the Cowboys.

Of course, we all know how that went down. But at least Steelers fans weren’t as upset than their 1996 loss to the Cowboys.

37. Fans of the Denver Broncos would delight in these Rice Krispie jerseys.

To be fair, there are such jersey's for different teams. But I decided to go with Denver because I didn't have anything pertaining to them yet.

To be fair, there are such jersey’s for different teams. But I decided to go with Denver because I didn’t have anything pertaining to them yet.

38. This Steelers cake was made for a Super Bowl champion.

This one is for a birthday. But I like it much better than the one I showed previously.

This one is for a birthday. But I like it much better than the one I showed previously.

39. No Carolina Panther fan could ever resist this cake.

Sure Carolina hasn't one a Super Bowl yet. But they did play in it twice. So they count.

Sure Carolina hasn’t won a Super Bowl yet. But they did play in it twice. So they count.

40. Show your Broncos spirit with this cake.

Well, someone must be a big Broncos fan. Yet, I do think the lettering is quite charming.

Well, someone must be a big Broncos fan. Yet, I do think the lettering is quite charming.

41. These Seahawks bites make for a rather tasty treat.

Though that's not the greatest rendition of their logo. But these are quite creative.

Though that’s not the greatest rendition of their logo. But these are quite creative.

42. Any Panthers would wish to see Cam Newton as No. 1.

Yes, this is a Cam Newton jersey cake. Still, at least his team lost to the Broncos.

Yes, this is a Cam Newton jersey cake. Still, at least his team lost to the Broncos.

43. You can always jell with New York Giants jello.

Because when the Patriots make the Super Bowl, there's only one time that can stop them. Believe me, seeing them beat the Patriots was quite satisfying.

Because when the Patriots make the Super Bowl, there’s only one time that can stop them. Believe me, seeing them beat the Patriots was quite satisfying.

44. Steelers fans might want to take a bite out of these cupcakes.

These cupcakes feature players from the team. Like the Polamalu one the best.

These cupcakes feature players from the team. Like the Polamalu one the best.

45. Any Ravens fan would delight in cupcakes like these.

Includes Ray Rice and Ray Lewis. You know the guy who beat his wife and the other guy who's alleged to have murdered 2 people.

Includes Ray Rice and Ray Lewis. You know the guy who beat his wife and the other guy who’s alleged to have murdered 2 people.

46. This snackadium features a lunch time selection.

Hey at least it has a veggie selection. That's got to score brownie points.

Hey at least it has a veggie selection. That’s got to score brownie points.

47. These football cupcakes scream for the New England Patriots.

Each of them has the Patriots logo to show. Of course, they're also not fully inflated.

Each of them has the Patriots logo to show. Of course, they’re also not fully inflated unlike Tom Brady’s ego.

48. For healthier options, you can always have a Green Bay Packer veggie platter.

Includes peppers and cucumber slices. Best to go with some cheese dip naturally.

Includes peppers and cucumber slices. Best to go with some cheese dip naturally.

49. Grace your Super Bowl appetizer platter with some artichoke and spinach dip.

Did I say it was in a football bread bow? No? Well, there you have it.

Did I say it was in a football bread bow? No? Well, there you have it.

50. How about a slice of the old pigskin?

So this is football sausage. Not sure what to make of this if you ask me.

So this is football sausage. Not sure what to make of this if you ask me.

51. Celebrate the Super Bowl with this football club sandwich.

I guess it'll take a mouth of a T-Rex to devour it. Also, why does it have to have so much lunch meat?

I guess it’ll take a mouth of a T-Rex to devour it. Also, why does it have to have so much lunch meat?

52. These Steeler mini cupcakes are a game day delight.

And yes, they feature the glories of Steeler nation. Great for black and gold fans.

And yes, they feature the glories of Steeler nation. Great for black and gold fans.

53. These New England Patriot cookies are in an orderly fashion.

Yet, orderly doesn't always mean ethical. And the Patriots have a lot to show for that.

Yet, orderly doesn’t always mean ethical. And the Patriots have a lot to show for that.

54. Grace your dessert platter this Super Bowl with these Seattle Seahawks gingerbread cookies.

I guess the white one is the coach. But I do think these are quite creative with the players.

I guess the white one is the coach. But I do think these are quite creative with the players.

55. For a smaller party, this mini snackadium will do quite nicely.

It also features healthy choices like carrots and celery. The dip includes guac, too.

It also features healthy choices like carrots and celery. The dip includes guac, too.

56. You can always put the drinks with the appetizers.

However, water is the only viable beverage option here as far as I'm concerned. Still, this quite ingenious.

However, water is the only viable beverage option here as far as I’m concerned. Still, this quite ingenious.

57. For your Super Bowl party, you can’t go wrong with some loaded potato dip.

Okay, that sounds pretty disgusting. Doesn't help that the football is covered in bacon.

Okay, that sounds pretty disgusting. Doesn’t help that the football is covered in bacon.

58. Celebrate the Seahawks vs. Broncos with this commemorative stadium cake.

Of course, the Broncos won that one. But I do like how they used fancy toothpicks. That's great.

Of course, the Broncos won that one. But I do like how they used fancy toothpicks. That’s great.

59. You can easily find this snackadium in a supermarket.

I'm sure this is most suitable for large parties on game day. But I really delight in the structure.

I’m sure this is most suitable for large parties on game day. But I really delight in the structure.

60. This snackadium is brought to you by the Green Bay Packers.

Seems like Packers fans really love their team. Because I see a lot of crazy Packer stuff when I do NFL posts.

Seems like Packers fans really love their team. Because I see a lot of crazy Packer stuff when I do NFL posts.

61. Only a cake like this could fully salute the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Each star number denotes a player from the team. Yet, everyone should know who 86, 43, and 7 are.

Each star number denotes a player from the team. Yet, everyone should know who 86, 43, and 7 are.

62. If you live in Arizona, get a taste of these Cardinal cupcakes.

The Cardinals are on here since they played in the Super Bowl in 2009. The Steelers beat them though.

The Cardinals are on here since they played in the Super Bowl in 2009. The Steelers beat them though.

63. A Pittsburgh child should always have a Terrible Towel bento lunch.

Ditto the Steeler sandwich. Nevertheless, I'm sure parents of the black and gold will love it.

Ditto the Steeler sandwich. Nevertheless, I’m sure parents of the black and gold will love it.

64. This cake was brought to you by the National Football League.

Yes, I had to include an NFL cake. Since they sponsor the Super Bowl. However, their policies aren't always the greatest.

Yes, I had to include an NFL cake. Since they sponsor the Super Bowl. However, their policies aren’t always the greatest.

65. You can always score with these football Rice Krispie treats.

After all, these all have chocolate on them. Must surely be delicious.

After all, these all have chocolate on them. Must surely be delicious.

66. Colts fans would enjoy these horseshoe cookies.

Sure they're not iced blue. But they'll surely do for Indianapolis.

Sure they’re not iced blue. But they’ll surely do for Indianapolis.

67. These burger cupcakes almost resemble the real thing.

I had cupcakes like these in last year's post. But these are very well made that you'd almost forget they're desserts.

I had cupcakes like these in last year’s post. But these are very well made that you’d almost forget they’re desserts.

68. On this cake the Steelers and the Cardinals take the field.

Not sure if the Steelers are on offense or defense. But I know they'll crush the Cardinals.

Not sure if the Steelers are on offense or defense. But I know they’ll crush the Cardinals.

69. For a more spicy nacho flair, this snackadium will do nicely.

The nachos on these a have peppers and cheese on them. The dip is guac.

The nachos on these a have peppers and cheese on them. The dip is guac.

70. No Pittsburgh Steeler cake should go without a Vince Lombardi trophy and a Terrible Towel.

After all, they've won 6 Super Bowls. Still, I'm sure Steeler fans would want this and hope for 7.

After all, they’ve won 6 Super Bowls. Still, I’m sure Steeler fans would want this and hope for 7.

Not Licensed by the NFL Professional Football Craft Projects (Second Edition)

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Now it’s on to the crafts which I have more enjoyment compiling on this blog than the merchandise. Mostly because the craft projects seem more creative to look at and I don’t have to see a lot of stuff that might make me cringe. Then again, you might’ve noticed why some NFL teams might appear on these posts than others. Well, the map might provide a reason for that. As you see here, some NFL teams might have larger fan bases either due to geography, population shifts, or what not. Geography is usually a dominating factor as seen by the map. But you might notice that some teams tend to have fans well beyond their geographic range. This might be due to some fans moving to different places, the brand of the team, or other mitigating factors. It’s complicated. Nevertheless, it does explain why I’m bound to find so many craft projects inspired by the Dallas Cowboys and barely any relating to the New York Jets on Pinterest. So before the first NFL games of the season, I give you another treasure trove of NFL craft projects that aren’t licensed by the NFL and are probably less expensive to make anyway.

  1. This Denver Broncos apothecary jar is great for storing candy.
Sure the candy may be red. But the colors certainly embody the Broncos' mile high spirit.

Sure the candy may be red. But the colors certainly embody the Broncos’ mile high spirit.

2. This stained glass decanter is just perfect for anyone who supports the Baltimore Ravens.

This is especially when one's anticipating that their team will have as shitty season as last year like the Ravens did. Still, the design is quite ornate.

This is especially when one’s anticipating that their team will have as shitty season as last year like the Ravens did. Still, the design is quite ornate.

3. Light up a room with this Pittsburgh Steeler glass block.

Just an old window glass block with a light bulb in it to spread out the light. Is topped off with a black and gold ribbon.

Just an old window glass block with a light bulb in it to spread out the light. Is topped off with a black and gold ribbon.

4. Show the Atlanta Falcons are the pride of Georgia with this wooden pallet.

Though my relatives from Georgia might beg to differ. Still, this is a rather artistic design Falcons fans would love to have.

Though my relatives from Georgia might beg to differ. Still, this is a rather artistic design Falcons fans would love to have.

5. Lounge around outside this season with a San Francisco 49ers lawn chair.

Another wooden masterpiece. Just a lawn chair painted with colors belonging to the 49ers which fans might want to have.

Another wooden masterpiece. Just a lawn chair painted with colors belonging to the 49ers which fans might want to have.

6. Any female Ravens fan would just love to have these feathered earrings.

Yes, they're certainly fitting for a team with a black bird mascot. But this does not mean they'd go well on just about anything.

Yes, they’re certainly fitting for a team with a black bird mascot. But this does not mean they’d go well on just about anything.

7. A wreath supporting the Cincinnati Bengals always has to be striped.

At least it doesn't look as bad as the teams uniforms. Like the orange ribbon on this.

At least it doesn’t look as bad as the teams uniforms. Like the orange ribbon on this.

8. An Indianapolis Colts horsehoe could easily be made with buttons.

Well, blue and white buttons anyway. But if you decide to do so, always use buttons of different sizes.

Well, blue and white buttons anyway. But if you decide to do so, always use buttons of different sizes.

9. Nothing inspires pride like this Dallas Cowboys quilt.

This is a mostly white and silver one with the trademark navy blue Dallas stars. Quite magnificent if you ask me.

This is a mostly white and silver one with the trademark navy blue Dallas stars. Quite magnificent if you ask me.

10. This bauble wreath would look great on any door of an Indianapolis Colts fan.

But remember to handle this with care. Because baubles are rather delicate things that can easily break when dropped. Keep that in mind.

But remember to handle this with care. Because baubles are rather delicate things that can easily break when dropped. Keep that in mind.

11. No Pittsburgh Steeler fan should ever be able to resist this little snowman.

Yes, this little guy is made of cloth and donning the black and gold. So adorable.

Yes, this little guy is made of cloth and donning the black and gold. So adorable.

12. Any little girl can keep warm in the Mile High City with this crocheted Denver Broncos hat.

It's even shaped as a football as well as has a bow and pom poms. So cute.

It’s even shaped as a football as well as has a bow and pom poms. So cute.

13. With this Baltimore Ravens wreath, Ravens games are a festive occasion.

Unless you're my aunt living in Maryland. Then Ravens games where they beat the Steelers aren't so much fun.

Unless you’re my aunt living in Maryland. Then Ravens games where they beat the Steelers aren’t so much fun. Nor when they’re in the Super Bowl.

14. Always have your gear in store with this Dallas Cowboys cabinet.

Yes, this is a cabinet painted in Dallas Cowboy colors. Lovely color scheme but keep it away from my dad.

Yes, this is a cabinet painted in Dallas Cowboy colors. Lovely color scheme but keep it away from my dad.

15. With the right colored strips, you can make a Denver Broncos pillow cushion.

This one uses Broncos, white, orange, and blue. Some of the material might be fuzzy according to the picture.

This one uses Broncos, white, orange, and blue. Some of the material might be fuzzy according to the picture.

16. A little girl’s ears could be just as snug with this crocheted Green Bay Packers head band.

It even has a flower on it with a Green Bay Packers' logo. So cute.

It even has a flower on it with a Green Bay Packers’ logo. So cute.

17. This crocheted cozy set is just the thing for Seattle Seahawks fans on game day.

Includes coasters, bowl warmers, and a table cloth. Perfect for gaming occasions.

Includes coasters, bowl warmers, and a table cloth. Perfect for gaming occasions.

18. Grace your door in Florida with this Miami Dolphins wreath.

I guess "Fins" is a team chant here. Because their mascot is the dolphin, get it? Still, dolphins can be quite vicious if you let them.

I guess “Fins” is a team chant here. Because their mascot is the dolphin, get it? Still, dolphins can be quite vicious despite their cute image.

19. Ladies, step right out in style with these Oakland Raiders high heels shoes.

They come fully decorated in silver, white, and black. But I wouldn't recommend you wear them when you're at the stadium.

They come fully decorated in silver, white, and black. But I wouldn’t recommend you wear them when you’re at the stadium.

20. Seattle Seahawks fans will certainly envy anyone wearing a crocheted hat like this.

This one even has a flower on it, too. Like the navy blue and bright green stripes.

This one even has a flower on it, too. Like the navy blue and bright green stripes.

21. Keep your flowers growing with these Pittsburgh Steeler flower pots.

Notice how they're all stacked together in the black and gold. Any gardener in Steeler nation has to have it.

Notice how they’re all stacked together in the black and gold. Any gardener in Steeler nation has to have it.

22. A Seahawks bottle lamp looks great with glass stones all over it.

This is especially when they're in blue, white, navy blue, and light green. Love the ribbons on the top.

This is especially when they’re in blue, white, navy blue, and light green. Love the ribbons on the top.

23. Light up your living room with this New England Patriots bottle light.

Sure this may be plainer than the Seattle Seahawks one. But that doesn't mean it's better to those outside New England.

Sure this may be plainer than the Seattle Seahawks one. But that doesn’t mean it’s better to those outside New England.

24. Your block is always safe with this Seattle Seahawks fire hydrant.

Sorry, but I don't think this is for sale because it's a fire hydrant. But since it's painted in the Seahawks mode, it goes on this post.

Sorry, but I don’t think this is for sale because it’s a fire hydrant. But since it’s painted in the Seahawks mode, it goes on this post.

25. This simple Steeler wreath is great for any Steeler house.

Since it consists of a yarn wreath Steeler logo. Doesn't have anything else too fancy. Just a simple logo.

Since it consists of a yarn wreath Steeler logo. Doesn’t have anything else too fancy. Just a simple logo.

26. Be a diva in your tailgate kitchen with this New York Jets apron.

Due to having a small fanbase, I don't find a lot of Jets stuff on Pinterest. But I have this on the post so Jets fans won't be ignored.

Due to having a small fanbase, I don’t find a lot of Jets stuff on Pinterest. But I have this on the post so Jets fans won’t be ignored.

27. This Dallas Cowboys cooler always brings the rustic tailgate touch.

Yes, it's cooler even though it's made of wood siding and resembles an end table and a wooden chest. Yes, those Cowboys fan can be pretty creative.

Yes, it’s cooler even though it’s made of wood siding and resembles an end table and a wooden chest. Yes, those Cowboys fan can be pretty creative.

28. This Dallas Cowboys coffee table will certainly make fans green with envy.

Yes, Dallas Cowboy fans' creativity should not be underestimated. Have to admire how this person used tiles on this wooden table. Lovely.

Yes, Dallas Cowboy fans’ creativity should not be underestimated. Have to admire how this person used tiles on this wooden table. Lovely.

29. No Seattle Seahawks fan would want to go without a beaded medallion like this.

This one shows a realistically ferocious hawk in beaded for but in Seattle Seahawk colors. Amazing artistry.

This one shows a realistically ferocious hawk in beaded for but in Seattle Seahawk colors. Amazing artistry.

30. Of course a Miami Dolphins wreath always has to have a dolphin.

And an aquamarine dolphin in front of the wreath, too. Even though most real life dolphins aren't even that color.

And an aquamarine dolphin in front of the wreath, too. Even though most real life dolphins aren’t even that color.

31. Grace your Dallas door with this Cowboys shiny star yarn wreath.

It's certainly a shiny wreath with a glittering star. Guess this person really wanted to stand out.

It’s certainly a shiny wreath with a glittering star. Guess this person really wanted to stand out with their Cowboys pride.

32. Keep warm during the winter with your very own crocheted Seattle Seahawks afghan throw.

Guess this was made by someone with a little too much time on their hands. Still, you have to love the detail on this.

Guess this was made by someone with a little too much time on their hands. Still, you have to love the detail on this.

33. Keep a room well lit with your own Seattle Seahawks glass block light.

This one uses the Seattle Seahawk logo and contains a green seahawk eye. Wanted to put it on last year's NFL craft post but didn't have the room. So it goes on this one.

This one uses the Seattle Seahawk logo and contains a green seahawk eye. Wanted to put it on last year’s NFL craft post but didn’t have the room. So it goes on this one.

34. This New York Giants lamp goes well in any boy’s bedroom.

It even has the "NY" from the New York Giants in wooden blocks. Along with an New York Giants lampshade.

It even has the “NY” from the New York Giants in wooden blocks. Along with an New York Giants lampshade.

35. Any little Steeler girl should delight in this Terrible Towel dress.

Yes, Myron Cope's old Terrible Towel can be used to make this adorable dress for a toddler. So cute.

Yes, Myron Cope’s old Terrible Towel can be used to make this adorable dress for a toddler. So cute.

36. Keep your drink from ruining the table with these Dallas Cowboys coasters.

Each are made of some stone with the Dallas Cowboy star on them. And they're all tied in a ribbon when not in use.

Each are made of some stone with the Dallas Cowboy star on them. And they’re all tied in a ribbon when not in use.

37. Keep your money secure with this Cincinnati Bengals change purse.

Because sometimes change can always fall out of somebody's pocket. I mean we've all been there.

Because sometimes change can always fall out of somebody’s pocket. I mean we’ve all been there.

38. This tulle wreath on anyone’s door certainly shouts out true Washington Redskins pride.

And on this wreath, the only thing to offend anyone is merely the name. So it's you don't put this on your front door if you live near a reservation.

And on this wreath, the only thing to offend anyone is merely the name. So it’s you don’t put this on your front door if you live near a reservation.

39. Fans would love to gather around this Dallas Cowboys round table.

Another example in Dallas fans' creativity. Have to admire the color on this. Lovely.

Another example in Dallas fans’ creativity. Have to admire the color on this. Lovely.

40. Have your guests keep their things safe with this New England Patriots receptacle.

Made from wood and painted in Patriots colors for your desire. Patriots fans would definitely love this.

Made from wood and painted in Patriots colors for your desire. Patriots fans would definitely love this.

41. This decomesh wreath only shows black and gold Steeler pride.

Helps that the Steeler logo is surrounded by gold ribbon. What Steeler fan wouldn't want this?

Helps that the Steeler logo is surrounded by gold ribbon. What Steeler fan wouldn’t want this?

42. Nothing shows pride for the New Orleans Saints like this spotted fleur d’ lis hanging.

After all, it's a symbol of the Saints team. Like the ribbon decoration, too.

After all, it’s a symbol of the Saints team. Like the ribbon decoration, too.

43. This yarn floral wreath was made in the spirit of the San Diego Chargers.

Yes, it might look like an ordinary wreath but it says "SD" and it's in Chargers colors. Love the flowers.

Yes, it might look like an ordinary wreath but it says “SD” and it’s in Chargers colors. Love the flowers.

44. This Seattle Seahawks fireplace has to be seen to be believed.

As with the fire hydrant, it's not for sale at all. But you have to admire how the Seahawk logo blends in with the stone work.

As with the fire hydrant, it’s not for sale at all. But you have to admire how the Seahawk logo blends in with the stone work.

45. For the Christmas season, this Ravens sled will bring joy and good cheer.

Well, in most Ravens households anyway. But I have to admit, the snowman is adorable.

Well, in most Ravens households anyway. But I have to admit, the snowman is adorable.

46. This Baltimore Ravens wreath comes with a flowery touch.

It even has a black bird in the center along with purple flowers. But it's a Ravens' wreath because of the logo on the top.

It even has a black bird in the center along with purple flowers. But it’s a Ravens’ wreath because of the logo on the top.

47. This license plate decoration is befitting for Tennessee Titans pride.

I don't see a lot of Tennessee Titans crafts either. But I think this is certainly a fan worthy decoration.

I don’t see a lot of Tennessee Titans crafts either. But I think this is certainly a fan worthy decoration.

48. Any New England fan would certainly want this light up Patriot.

Great for hanging on walls as well as outside. Though I wouldn't recommend the latter outside New England for obvious reasons.

Great for hanging on walls as well as outside. Though I wouldn’t recommend the latter outside New England for obvious reasons.

49. Kick back and relax outside with this Pittsburgh Steelers porch swing.

This one is certainly in the black and gold spirit. Definitely the pride of someone in Steeler nation.

This one is certainly in the black and gold spirit. Definitely the pride of someone in Steeler nation.

50.  Show your support for Steeler Nation with this Pittsburgh Steeler light up star.

Even has yellow flowers to bring the gold in the black and gold. Love the black star and lights.

Even has yellow flowers to bring the gold in the black and gold. Love the black star and lights.

51. A Baltimore Ravens wreath should always have feathers.

Helps if they're big and black, too like you'd see on a raven. Also like the flowers as well.

Helps if they’re big and black, too like you’d see on a raven. Also like the flowers as well.

52. Salute your team with this Chicago Bears clothes pin wreath.

What wonders you can do with clothes pins. Even has a "C" so you can tell it apart from the Denver one.

What wonders you can do with clothes pins. Even has a “C” so you can tell it apart from the Denver one.

53. Any little Indianapolis girl would delight in this crocheted pom pom hat.

Yes, I know it's another pom pom hat. But it's in a different style than the one from Denver. So cute.

Yes, I know it’s another pom pom hat. But it’s in a different style than the one from Denver. So cute.

54. Any Arizona Cardinals fan could only dream of a mosaic table like this.

Like how it just has the Arizona Cardinal and how it's surrounded with regular colored stones. Probably made by someone with too much time on their hands.

Like how it just has the Arizona Cardinal and how it’s surrounded with regular colored stones. Probably made by someone with too much time on their hands.

55. This beaded fleur d’ lis doesn’t lack the New Orleans Saints spirit.

It's also great when it's used, for a Mardi Gras decoration, too. But you probably already knew that.

It’s also great when it’s used, for a Mardi Gras decoration, too. But you probably already knew that.

56. Have a seat on this Seattle Seahawks dining chair.

Yes, it's a Seahawks dining chair. Don't ask me how I managed to find so many Seahawks stuff. They just seem to have a lot on Pinterest.

Yes, it’s a Seahawks dining chair. Don’t ask me how I managed to find so many Seahawks stuff. They just seem to have a lot on Pinterest for some reason.

57. This black and gold Steeler R2-D2 is just the thing for any fan in the galaxy.

Yes, someone took the time to make this. Probably someone at CMU. Don't ask me why.

Yes, someone took the time to make this. Probably someone at CMU. Don’t ask me why.

58. This black and gold evergreen Christmas wreath is perfect for any door in Steeler country.

It even has a gold "Steelers Country" panel and gold ribbon. Also lights up.

It even has a gold “Steelers Country” panel and gold ribbon. Also lights up.

59. This Jacksonville Jaguar wine glass certainly comes with the bling.

Of course, we all know this kind of glass isn't for drinking. Then again, it's not like the Jaguars are known for being a winning football team, anyway.

Of course, we all know this kind of glass isn’t for drinking. Then again, it’s not like the Jaguars are known for being a winning football team, anyway.

60. Any Green Bay Packers fan would want to grace this wreath with bows.

And each bow is in green or yellow with the Packers logo on them. Befitting for football season in Wisconsin even though it's more suited for Christmas.

And each bow is in green or yellow with the Packers logo on them. Befitting for football season in Wisconsin even though it’s more suited for Christmas.

61. Pray for your team’s victory with this New England Patriots rosary.

For Catholics in New England this is a sacred and holy objects. For Catholics in the rest of the country, it is an object of great evil.

For Catholics in New England this is a sacred and holy objects. For Catholics in the rest of the country, it is an object of great evil.

62. This Seattle Seahawks lighthouse will always help you find your way.

Even has a bright green light in consistency with the team's colors. Not sure if it's a good or bad thing.

Even has a bright green light in consistency with the team’s colors. Not sure if it’s a good or bad thing.

63. No little Minnesota Vikings fan should be without their own crocheted Viking helmet.

This little guy seems to look happy in this horned and braided cap. But watch the horns. So cute.

This little guy seems to look happy in this horned and braided cap. But watch the horns. So cute.

64. Midwest fans would surely delight in this Minnesota Vikings birdhouse.

This one even has two holes which is just as great for the birds in the winter. Like how it has purple and yellow stripes.

This one even has two holes which is just as great for the birds in the winter. Like how it has purple and yellow stripes.

65. On this Dolphins wreath, Miami comes out sparkling.

Or in sparkling letters anyway. Like the aqua colored bow on top. Lovely.

Or in sparkling letters anyway. Like the aqua colored bow on top. Lovely.

66. These stained glass bottle lamps light in the true Green Bay Packers spirit.

It's amazing what you can do with stained glass. Yet, I'm sure these lamps will stand out if you turn them on.

It’s amazing what you can do with stained glass. Yet, I’m sure these lamps will stand out if you turn them on.

67. Pittsburgh Steeler birds will always find themselves at home at this birdhouse.

I really wanted to add this birdhouse in last year's NFL craft post. But didn't have much room. So it's going on this one. All in all, I think this one is particularly charming.

I really wanted to add this birdhouse in last year’s NFL craft post. But didn’t have much room. So it’s going on this one. All in all, I think this one is particularly charming.

68. This New Orleans Saints wreath will surely make for a festive team salute.

Had to include at least one New Orleans Saints wreath on this post. This one has "Saints" on one of the ribbons.

Had to include at least one New Orleans Saints wreath on this post. This one has “Saints” on one of the ribbons.

69. May this wreath welcome you to the Steeler Nation.

Another simple Steeler wreath. Only this one uses only black and gold yarn, ribbons, and letters.

Another simple Steeler wreath. Only this one uses only black and gold yarn, ribbons, and letters.

70. These New Orleans Saints bottle lamps make for festive lighting.

You can also uses these for Mardi Gras parties as well. But this one certainly displays the Saints logo in black.

You can also uses these for Mardi Gras parties as well. But this one certainly displays the Saints logo in black.

71. Anyone in Steeler Nation would love to hang a canvas like this on their wall.

Yes, this showcases all the stuff associated with the Pittsburgh Steelers. I'm sure any fan would be proud of it.

Yes, this showcases all the stuff associated with the Pittsburgh Steelers. I’m sure any fan would be proud of it.

72. Guess this tin can man is a Dallas Cowboy fan.

I know that I show a lot of Dallas Cowboy stuff on my NFL oosts. But I couldn't pass this guy up. Seriously, I haven't seen any other tin can guy like this.

I know that I show a lot of Dallas Cowboy stuff on my NFL oosts. But I couldn’t pass this guy up. Seriously, I haven’t seen any other tin can guy like this.

73. How about an Indianapolis Colts horseshoe on your door?

After all, it's a horse symbol. Not to mention, the polka dots on blue even add to its charm.

After all, it’s a horse symbol. Not to mention, the polka dots on blue even add to its charm.

74. This Philadelphia Eagles wreath comes in the ribbon of its team spirit.

Let's not mistake it for anything associated with the New York Jets. Because both teams use a similar color scheme.

Let’s not mistake it for anything associated with the New York Jets. Because both teams use a similar color scheme.

75. This glass Pittsburgh Steeler snowman will melt your heart.

Yes, I know it's another Steeler snowman. But this one is made from glass blocks and lights up. That's different. Still, it's adorable.

Yes, I know it’s another Steeler snowman. But this one is made from glass blocks and lights up. That’s different. Still, it’s adorable.

76. This Panthers wreath makes a charming addition to any Carolina home.

This only uses a rather simple design with a football, helmet, name, and ribbon. Love the ribbon though.

This only uses a rather simple design with a football, helmet, name, and ribbon. Love the ribbon though.

77. This crocheted New York Giants blanket is a real patchwork.

Guess this was made from a variety of different pattern squares in red, white, and blue. Hope it's easy on the eyes.

Guess this was made from a variety of different pattern squares in red, white, and blue. Hope it’s easy on the eyes.

78. Only a die hard Giants fan could hang a red and blue deco mesh football on their door.

You were probably relieved that it said "Giants" and not "Patriots." I certainly was since the Pats aren't known for exactly playing fair.

You were probably relieved that it said “Giants” and not “Patriots.” I certainly was since the Pats aren’t known for exactly playing fair.

79. This Seattle Seahawks flower pot buddy is always great for growing things.

I know I had a lot of Seattle Seahawks stuff on this post. But I just couldn't past this little guy up, especially with his little pot arms and legs. So cute.

I know I had a lot of Seattle Seahawks stuff on this post. But I just couldn’t past this little guy up, especially with his little pot arms and legs. So cute.

80. Nothing makes a home game day more festive than a Baltimore Ravens bead wreath.

I know there were bead wreaths from other teams I could've used. I just felt this one looked the best. I don't care what team it is.

I know there were bead wreaths from other teams I could’ve used. I just felt this one looked the best. I don’t care what team it is.

The Interesting Life of NFL Merchandise (Second Edition)

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Of course, the start of the NFL season marks that time of year when people watch the pro football games on TV while the more diehard fans spend loads of money on a bunch of overpriced NFL licensed crap. Yes, the NFL is perhaps the most commercially successful sports franchise in the country and it’s no wonder. But $300 for a jersey for God’s sake? That’s just highway robbery, man. Seriously, the NFL makes billions of dollars selling such  shit. Not to mention, since more people watch NFL football than any other sport in the country, these games tend to be prime time for sponsors everywhere to air their new commercials whether they be for beer, food, cars, or boner pills. Actually, they’d advertise anything if they could get away with it. Nevertheless, the NFL’s commercial success in merchandise has provided so many products as well as the unlimited opportunity to make fun of them mercilessly. So I’ve decided to take full advantage of it like I did last year. Thus, I give you another collection of crazy officially licensed NFL crap to view for your reading pleasure.

  1. This Green Bay Packers storage box is a perfect place for your Packers gear.
Hope it goes well with the green and yellow furniture in the room. May even double as a seat on certain occasions.

Hope it goes well with the green and yellow furniture in the room. May even double as a seat on certain occasions.

2. Play your favorite Madden video games with this Dallas Cowboys controller.

Or you can just buy a regular video game system that already has the controllers with them. Makes more sense.

Or you can just buy a regular video game system that already has the controllers with them. Makes more sense.

3. Keep your furry friend warm this winter with this New England Patriots knit pet hat.

I don't know about you. But I don't think you need to buy this to keep your dog warm outside. Because they already have something that keeps their head warm. It's called fur.

I don’t know about you. But I don’t think you need to buy this to keep your dog warm outside. Because they already have something that keeps their head warm. It’s called fur.

4. Dress up your little girl this season with their very own Dallas Cowboys cheerleader outfit.

From Bustle: " If you had aspirations to audition to be a DCC (Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader) but didn’t make the cut, no need to worry. You can start training your baby girl with her very own mini-version of the iconic uniform."

From Bustle: ” If you had aspirations to audition to be a DCC (Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader) but didn’t make the cut, no need to worry. You can start training your baby girl with her very own mini-version of the iconic uniform.”

5. Keep your booze with you in this handy Jacksonville Jaguars hip flask.

This handy flask is best for sneaking booze in the stadium as well as drowning your sorrows when the Jaguars lose. Of course, the latter happens quite often.

This handy flask is best for sneaking booze in the stadium as well as drowning your sorrows when the Jaguars lose. Of course, the latter happens quite often.

6. Ladies, keep yourself warm with this Chicago Bears reflective bomber jacket.

From Bustle: "Athleisure, sports luxe, sporty chic — whatever you want to call it, wearing sweatpants in public is a fashion movement, ladies. For attending a sports event, it makes perfect sense. Yet this quilted varsity bomber jacket highly resembles a fire retardant blanket."

From Bustle: “Athleisure, sports luxe, sporty chic — whatever you want to call it, wearing sweatpants in public is a fashion movement, ladies. For attending a sports event, it makes perfect sense. Yet this quilted varsity bomber jacket highly resembles a fire retardant blanket.”

7. Ladies, proclaim your support for the New England Patriots with this Patriots Diva T-Shirt.

Now there's something I really like to know about this shirt. Do they make any for men? Because this shirt perfectly describes Tom Brady to a tee.

Now there’s something I really like to know about this shirt. Do they make any for men? Because this shirt perfectly describes Tom Brady to a tee.

8. Dry yourself off with this Miami Dolphins hooded towel.

Well, it might be useful. However, the design on this one is ugly and wearing one like that seems kind of ridiculous to me.

Well, it might be useful. However, the design on this one is ugly and wearing one like that seems kind of ridiculous to me.

9. There’s no reason not to be chic on game day without a Carolina Panthers caftan.

Sorry, but this a poncho. A Carolina Panthers poncho. And it looks pretty stupid if you wear it with shorts.

Sorry, but this a poncho. A Carolina Panthers poncho. And it looks pretty stupid if you wear it with shorts.

10. Impress your guests next time they come for the big game with this Oakland Raiders iron wrought door.

Really? An iron wrought door depicting the Oakland Raiders? Couldn't they just use the door that came with the house. Sure it's nothing fancy but at least they didn't have to pay a bunch of money on it.

Really? An iron wrought door depicting the Oakland Raiders? Couldn’t they just use the door that came with the house. Sure it’s nothing fancy but at least they didn’t have to pay a bunch of money on it.

11. Support the Kansas City Chiefs with this flair hair hat.

So if you want to show support for the Chiefs while looking like Guy Fieri at a tailgate party, this is for you. Of course, how many people would wear this in public I don't have the slightest idea.

So if you want to show support for the Chiefs while looking like Guy Fieri at a tailgate party, this is for you. Of course, how many people would wear this in public I don’t have the slightest idea.

12. Ladies, show your support for your Detroit Lions with this quality long sleeve shirt.

Has the "I'll be your halftime show" on the back. And I know very what that means which has nothing to do with marching bands.

Has the “I’ll be your halftime show” on the back. And I know very what that means which has nothing to do with marching bands.

13. For your game room, these Green Bay Packers pool balls.

I'm sure regular pool balls will do just fine since they're cheaper anyway. Seriously, I have no idea who buys crap like this.

I’m sure regular pool balls will do just fine since they’re cheaper anyway. Seriously, I have no idea who buys crap like this.

14. Lounge by the pool drinking a cold one with this Pittsburgh Steelers beer floatie.

For some reason, I'm not a fan of having food and beverages in the pool. This especially goes for alcoholic drinks. This beer floatie is absurd.

For some reason, I’m not a fan of having food and beverages in the pool. This especially goes for alcoholic drinks. This beer floatie is absurd.

15. Keep your pet warm and snug with this New Orleans Saints dog fleece.

For one, New Orleans isn't a cold place during the winter. Secondly, even if it was, dogs already have something that keeps them warm and dry in colder weather just fine. It's called fur.

For one, New Orleans isn’t a cold place during the winter. Secondly, even if it was, dogs already have something that keeps them warm and dry in colder weather just fine. It’s called fur.

16. Speaking of furry friends, any pooch is bound to enjoy this Chicago Bears chew toy.

For the love of God, you can buy regular chew toys for your dog almost anywhere for a cheaper price. And they won't know the difference.

For the love of God, you can buy regular chew toys for your dog almost anywhere for a cheaper price. And they won’t know the difference.

17. Light up your room with this Philadelphia Eagles helmet light.

I have one for an LSU light in the college merch post just so you know. Nevertheless, this Tiffany style lamp probably seems more fit for a bar room than anywhere else.

I have one for an LSU light in the college merch post just so you know. Nevertheless, this Tiffany style lamp probably seems more fit for a bar room than anywhere else.

18. Fire up hotdogs and hamburgers on game day with this football shaped charcoal grill.

Yes, I'm familiar with people grilling stuff up on game day. But does the grill need to be football shaped? Probably not.

Yes, I’m familiar with people grilling stuff up on game day. But does the grill need to be football shaped? Probably not.

19. Enjoy Madden with your very own Seattle Seahawks Xbox.

Yes, video game systems are expensive. But does this mean you should buy them with your favorite team? Are you kidding me?

Yes, video game systems are expensive. But does this mean you should buy them with your favorite team? Are you kidding me?

20. This Oakland Raiders candy dispenser is great in any room.

For one, this looks like something you'd see in a store. Second, people make their own. So why the NFL sells this is kind of pointless, really.

For one, this looks like something you’d see in a store. Second, people make their own. So why the NFL sells this is kind of pointless, really.

21. Keep warm during the colder months with your very own Miami Dolphins sweater vest.

Is it ever sweater weather in Miami during the winter? I thought winters there were at low temperatures of 75 degrees.

Is it ever sweater weather in Miami during the winter? I thought winters there were at low temperatures of 75 degrees.

22. Show how you love big sacks, ladies, with this Detroit Lions T-shirt.

To those who don't live in the US, a sack is a play in football when a quarterback is tackled behind the line of scrimmage before he can make a pass. Yet, I know the connotations one might get when looking at this shirt.

To those who don’t live in the US, a sack is a play in football when a quarterback is tackled behind the line of scrimmage before he can make a pass. Yet, I know the connotations one might get when looking at this shirt.

23. Carry your things to the game in your very own Philadelphia Eagles gym pack.

Yes, I know this was designed for kids. But does this mean having an eagle on the bag was a good idea? Not how I see it.

Yes, I know this was designed for kids. But does this mean having an eagle on the bag was a good idea? Not how I see it.

24. Open doors easier with this NFL licensed football pull doorknob.

Because why waste your time hurting your wrist and pulling the door open when you can have this? Because opening a regular door really isn't that hard.

Because why waste your time hurting your wrist and pulling the door open when you can have this? Because opening a regular door really isn’t that hard.

25. Watch the game on Sunday with your very own Miami Dolphins remote control.

Since when did anyone need a team issued remote control? Couldn't a regular and cheaper remote do just fine? Crazy.

Since when did anyone need a team issued remote control? Couldn’t a regular and cheaper remote do just fine? Crazy.

26. Own a piece of Green Bay Packers history with your very own check signed by Vince Lombardi.

Of course, this costs like $1700 but that's beside the point. However, to me, this is seriously not worth it.

Of course, this costs like $1700 but that’s beside the point. However, to me, this is seriously not worth it.

27. Show how much you love her with this Oakland Raiders heart necklace.

That is only if she specifically asks for one. If she doesn't, then don't. That's all I have to say.

That is only if she specifically asks for one. If she doesn’t, then don’t. That’s all I have to say.

28. Keep your beverages well insulated with this Detroit Lions glitter thermal cup.

It even has glitter on it to appeal to women. Because women seem to like anything that sparkles. Seriously, why?

It even has glitter on it to appeal to women. Because women seem to like anything that sparkles. Seriously, why?

29. Have yourself laid to rest in none other than your very own Dallas Cowboys casket.

Now you can show your support to your beloved Cowboys from beyond the grave. Definitely fit for any overly devoted fan.

Now you can show your support to your beloved Cowboys from beyond the grave. Definitely fit for any overly devoted fan.

30. Keep yourself safe from danger with this Pittsburgh Steelers handgun.

Okay, NFL coffins are one thing. But NFL handguns, well, that's completely fucked up. Seriously, guns are dangerous and people get killed by them every year. Why do they want to put team logos on them is beyond me.

Okay, NFL coffins are one thing. But NFL handguns, well, that’s completely fucked up. Seriously, guns are dangerous and people get killed by them every year. Why do they want to put team logos on them is beyond me.

31. Keep your room cool during the summer with this Pittsburgh Steelers ceiling fan.

Regular ceiling fans work just as well in any room. And at a lower price. So why is this necessary is beyond me.

Regular ceiling fans work just as well in any room. And at a lower price. So why is this necessary is beyond me.

32. You can cook anything for the big game on these Dallas Cowboy casserole dishes.

And you can cook anything on any casserole dish you buy in a store. They'll also be cheaper, too. So these things shouldn't be necessary.

And you can cook anything on any casserole dish you buy in a store. They’ll also be cheaper, too. So these things shouldn’t be necessary.

33. Keep your food chilled for tailgate in this Dallas Cowboys cooler cart.

Resembles something you might see in some school cafeteria. Save for the place for drinks. Seriously, why?

Resembles something you might see in some school cafeteria. Save for the place for drinks. Seriously, why?

34. Spice up the night with this San Francisco 49ers Enamour Chemise.

From Vice: "The French may have invented love but some genius who has only been close to women on the subway at rush hour came up with this number and slapped an iron-on NFL logo patch where lace meets highly flammable poly-blend. As an added bonus, the structured cups are so strong you could pour your Frappachino in there if you wanna go hands-free. The guy who made this thinks you can wear it anywhere, is why."

From Vice: “The French may have invented love but some genius who has only been close to women on the subway at rush hour came up with this number and slapped an iron-on NFL logo patch where lace meets highly flammable poly-blend. As an added bonus, the structured cups are so strong you could pour your Frappachino in there if you wanna go hands-free. The guy who made this thinks you can wear it anywhere, is why.”

35. Nothing’s more stylish for the big game than this All-Star long sleeved Dolman T-shirt from the New York Giants.

From Vice: "Knowing that a garment had a make-it-work moment when an overworked, underpaid, quite possibly underage garment worker fell asleep at the shears and sliced a hole in the arm empowers me to go on in this biggest make-it-work moment of all: life."

From Vice: “Knowing that a garment had a make-it-work moment when an overworked, underpaid, quite possibly underage garment worker fell asleep at the shears and sliced a hole in the arm empowers me to go on in this biggest make-it-work moment of all: life.”

36. Go to the game in style in these Jacksonville Jaguars high end sequin boots.

Sorry but I believe the time of sequins has passed after the 1980s. And the fact these are UGG boots make these even tackier.

Sorry but I believe the time of sequins has passed after the 1980s. And the fact these are UGG boots make these even tackier.

37. March down the aisle on your big day with this Pittsburgh Steelers wedding dress.

For one, the dress looks more like it was made from some Steeler bedsheet than anything. It's more like a long sun dress you'd wear at a family reunion. Not something for a wedding.

For one, the dress looks more like it was made from some Steeler bedsheet than anything. It’s more like a long sun dress you’d wear at a family reunion. Not something for a wedding.

38. If you’re thirsty drink out of this large New York Patriots cup.

I don't know about you. But it seems like whenever you're sipping from the straw, you're sipping from this guy's head. Kind of creepy if you think about it.

I don’t know about you. But it seems like whenever you’re sipping from the straw, you’re sipping from this guy’s head. Kind of creepy if you think about it.

39. Nothing makes you look more stylish than a pair of Baltimore Ravens suede wedge heels.

These ones are tackier than the ones I showed you last year. Because they have leopard printed on the insides. Probably overpriced.

These ones are tackier than the ones I showed you last year. Because they have leopard printed on the insides. Probably overpriced.

40. Have your little one cuddle with their very own mustached dog plushie from the New England Patriots.

Sorry, but this dog doesn't seem like he has a mustache. More likely he seems to be suffering from some fungal disease I probably saw on Wikipedia while I was researching the jackalope for my mythical creatures series.

Sorry, but this dog doesn’t seem like he has a mustache. More likely he seems to be suffering from some fungal disease I probably saw on Wikipedia while I was researching the jackalope for my mythical creatures series.

41. Keep yourself warm during the big game with this Seattle Seahawks blanket coat.

It's like a hooded snuggie that you wear the other way. Though it may keep you from freezing, it'll also make you look like an idiot.

It’s like a hooded snuggie that you wear the other way. Though it may keep you from freezing, it’ll also make you look like an idiot.

42. Nothing makes a hallway look better than this Philadelphia Eagles stairwell carpet.

Because in order to match the Eagles memorabilla, you must have Eagles hallway carpet. Couldn't a plain white carpet do just fine? Or better yet, how about just leave the plain old wooden floor alone.

Because in order to match the Eagles memorabilla, you must have Eagles hallway carpet. Couldn’t a plain white carpet do just fine? Or better yet, how about just leave the plain old wooden floor alone.

43. Carry around your things at the stadium with this Denver Broncos sequin decorated purse.

Well, it doesn't have a lot of sequin decoration. But if it didn't have any at all, it would've looked just fine and less expensive.

Well, it doesn’t have a lot of sequin decoration. But if it didn’t have any at all, it would’ve looked just fine and less expensive.

44. Have your furry friend rest nice and easy with this Green Bay Packers pet bed.

For God's sake, chances are your pet doesn't care about your team. And it will be just as happy if you give it a plain pet bed for a lower price at Pet Smart. Seriously, team pet stuff isn't about the pets. It's about the owners.

For God’s sake, chances are your pet doesn’t care about your team. And it will be just as happy if you give it a plain pet bed for a lower price at Pet Smart. Seriously, team pet stuff isn’t about the pets. It’s about the owners.

45. Always know what time it is with this Houston Texans cuckoo clock.

If it didn't have the Houston Texans stuff on it, it would just be a plain red, white, and blue cuckoo clock. But putting football stuff doesn't enhance its beauty.

If it didn’t have the Houston Texans stuff on it, it would just be a plain red, white, and blue cuckoo clock. But putting football stuff doesn’t enhance its beauty at all.

46. Nothing says sexy time like a lacy Dallas Cowboy thong.

I know why women wear thongs and I'm sure it's not for comfort. But seriously, why did someone think putting NFL names on it was necessary? It's not.

I know why women wear thongs and I’m sure it’s not for comfort. But seriously, why did someone think putting NFL names on it was necessary? It’s not.

47. Come home for the holidays in this Miami Dolphins ugly Christmas sweater.

If we're talking about Miami Dolphin fans, I think an ugly Christmas light weight shirt would be more appropriate. But to each his own.

If we’re talking about Miami Dolphin fans, I think an ugly Christmas light weight shirt would be more appropriate. But to each his own.

48. Keep your money safe in your very own New England Patriots piggy bank.

Because there's no team that's synonymous with integrity like the New England Patriots. You know the team known for spying on players with hidden cameras, deflating footballs, and tampering with radio signals.

Because there’s no team that’s synonymous with integrity like the New England Patriots. You know the team known for spying on players with hidden cameras, deflating footballs, and tampering with radio signals.

49. Keep yourself warm this winter in your very own Miami Dolphins knitted cap.

Unless you live in Miami since it's known for 80 degree winters. Yeah, I'm sure it wouldn't be necessary in a place like that.

Unless you live in Miami since it’s known for 80 degree winters. Yeah, I’m sure it wouldn’t be necessary in a place like that.

50. Keep your wine on hand with this Pittsburgh Steelers wine holder.

It even has a clear metal basket to store corks. Nevertheless, do they have one for box of wine? Because my dad usually goes with that.

It even has a clear metal basket to store corks. Nevertheless, do they have one for box of wine? Because my dad usually goes with that.

51. Get yourself high on life with this Oakland Raiders marijuana pipe.

Yes, it does exist and it's only legally sold to those with a medical marijuana prescription in California. Yet, legal to anyone in Colorado or Washington State.

Yes, it does exist and it’s only legally sold to those with a medical marijuana prescription in California. Yet, legal to anyone in Colorado and Washington State.

52. Now your furry friend can support your team in this Miami Dolphins pet tutu dress.

I don't think this little dog is liking being in this outfit. I mean do dogs really care about sports? No. So why buy something like that? It's ridiculous.

I don’t think this little dog is liking being in this outfit. I mean do dogs really care about sports? No. So why buy something like that? It’s ridiculous.

53. There’s nothing your man will like more than to see you wearing Seattle Seahawk nipple pasties.

Really? Seahawk nipple pasties? I can understand a Seattle stripper buying these. But anyone else, not so much.

Really? Seahawk nipple pasties? I can understand a Seattle stripper buying these. But anyone else, not so much.

54. Support your team with this Philadelphia Eagles cosmos hat.

Think of seeing your NFL team logo on a trippy backdrop. Might go best when smoking dope with an NFL pot pipe.

Think of seeing your NFL team logo on a trippy backdrop. Might go best when smoking dope with an NFL pot pipe.

55. Enjoy hours of fun with this NFL Rush Zone board game.

I don't know about you. But I think this would be more appropriate as a video game than a board game. Perhaps for fairly obvious reasons.

I don’t know about you. But I think this would be more appropriate as a video game than a board game. Perhaps for fairly obvious reasons.

56. Entertain guests during the big game with a Saint Louis Rams cheese board.

Because there's no reason why watching the big game should be like going to a cocktail party. You got to have some class here.

Because there’s no reason why watching the big game should be like going to a cocktail party. You got to have some class here.

57. Eating on ears of corn hasn’t been better than with a pair of Rams corn cob holders.

You can buy corn cob holders anywhere for a small price. Why do these even exist and as footballs? Because it really doesn't do well with finger grips.

You can buy corn cob holders anywhere for a small price. Why do these even exist and as footballs? Because it really doesn’t do well with finger grips.

58. Keep your license plate held up on your car with these Saint Louis Rams license plate screws.

Because why deal with regular screws that have been on your car to begin with? After all, people want to see fancy plate screws even if they can't see them.

Because why deal with regular screws that have been on your car to begin with? After all, people want to see fancy plate screws even if they can’t see them.

59. Relieve chapped lips with a tube of Saint Louis Rams lip balm.

After all, there's nothing like supporting your team than buying a tube of overpriced chapstick you'll probably lose before you're done with it. Yeah, ridiculous.

After all, there’s nothing like supporting your team than buying a tube of overpriced chapstick you’ll probably lose before you’re done with it. Yeah, ridiculous.

60. Always be prepared for anything with a Saint Louis Rams roadside emergency kit.

Look, I can understand that an roadside emergency kit is useful. But why go with an overpriced NFL licensed one if you can buy a regular one from almost anywhere? That just doesn't make sense to me.

Look, I can understand that an roadside emergency kit is useful. But why go with an overpriced NFL licensed one if you can buy a regular one from almost anywhere? That just doesn’t make sense to me.

61. Always keep control of the road with a Saint Louis Rams steering wheel.

Because why deal with the steering wheel you already had when you bought the car? It doesn't show support for your team. Seriously, why?

Because why deal with the steering wheel you already had when you bought the car? It doesn’t show support for your team. Seriously, why?

62. Listen to the sounds of country with former Steeler quarterback Terry Bradshaws I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry.

Yes, this does exist as I've seen it on Pinterest. However, I doubt that you'll find anything good on it.

Yes, this does exist as I’ve seen it on Pinterest. However, I doubt that you’ll find anything good on it.

63. Keep your pet nice and warm in this Houston Texans dog hoodie.

Not sure how cold it gets in Houston. But if it does, I'm well aware that dogs already have something that could keep them warm and dry. It's called fur.

Not sure how cold it gets in Houston. But if it does, I’m well aware that dogs already have something that could keep them warm and dry. It’s called fur.

64. Support your team with this Houston Texans: 1961 AFC Champions T-Shirt.

Just ignore the fact it was the Houston Texans have only been around since 2002. That it was the Houston Oilers who won the 1961 AFC Championship. And that the Houston Oilers are now the Tennessee Titans. So the 1961 AFC Championship bit shouldn't be on there.

Just ignore the fact it was the Houston Texans have only been around since 2002. That it was the Houston Oilers who won the 1961 AFC Championship. And that the Houston Oilers are now the Tennessee Titans. So the 1961 AFC Championship bit shouldn’t be on there.

65. Decorate your garden with this Carolina Panthers tree face.

Whether on or off a tree, this kind of decoration is unsettling. Maybe because it puts a face where it shouldn't belong.

Whether on or off a tree, this kind of decoration is unsettling. Maybe because it puts a face where it shouldn’t belong.

66. Nothing makes you more manly than a Washington Redskins assault rifle.

Especially recommended for white men with masculinity issues. Seriously, other than killing people, assault weapons have no other purpose. So there's no point they should even be legal.

Especially recommended for white men with masculinity issues. Seriously, other than killing people, assault weapons have no other purpose. So there’s no point they should even be legal.

67. Always be handy with your own Dallas Cowboys Swiss Army knife.

For nothing says you love America's Football Team like having a pocket knife that was invented in a country that hasn't fought a war for centuries. Yes, I'm talking about Switzerland, folks.

For nothing says you love America’s Football Team like having a pocket knife that was invented in a country that hasn’t fought a war for centuries. Yes, I’m talking about Switzerland, folks.

68. Wrap your presents with some Kansas City Chiefs wrapping paper.

Because why wrap your son's birthday gifts in the cheap wrapping paper you can find anywhere? I mean you're just going to throw it away afterwards anyway.

Because why wrap your son’s birthday gifts in the cheap wrapping paper you can find anywhere? I mean you’re just going to throw it away afterwards anyway.

69. Have hours of fun playing New England Patriots Monopoly.

It's not only the only game where cheating's allowed but also encouraged. Just ask Tom Brady and Bill Bellichek.

It’s not only the only game where cheating’s allowed but also encouraged. Just ask Tom Brady and Bill Bellichek.

70. Keep snug and warm this winter in a pair of Miami Dolphins leggings.

Of course, if you live in Miami, expect them to be covered in sweat when you're done with them. Because Miami's a hot place.

Of course, if you live in Miami, expect them to be covered in sweat when you’re done with them. Because Miami’s a hot place.

71. Keep your beer on hand with this Houston Texans beer cozy.

Isn't beer supposed to be a cold beverage? So why does this exist? We're not in Europe!

Isn’t beer supposed to be a cold beverage? So why does this exist? We’re not in Europe!

72. Keep your ingredients organized with these Dallas Cowboys kitchen containers.

Each one is marked with a navy blue Dallas star. Though you could find similarly plain ones at any place that sells kitchen wear. And at a lower price.

Each one is marked with a navy blue Dallas star. Though you could find similarly plain ones at any place that sells kitchen wear. And at a lower price.

73. Keep your beverages cool with this Kansas City Chiefs six pack cooler.

You can even fit bottles and cans in them. Of course, you can fit a lot more in a regular cooler. But why would you want that?

You can even fit bottles and cans in them. Of course, you can fit a lot more in a regular cooler. But why would you want that?

74. Show your team is great with this replica 2005 Philadelphia Eagles NFC Championship Ring.

From SB Nation: "Now whenever makes a joke about how the Eagles have "no rings" you can show them this. And then they will still laugh at you."

From SB Nation: “Now whenever makes a joke about how the Eagles have “no rings” you can show them this. And then they will still laugh at you.”

75. For evenings during the game, impress your guests with a Denver Broncos fire pit.

It's a fire pit with the Denver Broncos logo. But the horse looks especially menacing in flames.

It’s a fire pit with the Denver Broncos logo. But the horse looks especially menacing in flames.

76. Nothing looks better on a girl than a pair of Hello Kitty Denver Broncos earrings.

Just what the hell does Hello Kitty have to do with NFL football? I don't understand it.

Just what the hell does Hello Kitty have to do with NFL football? I don’t understand it.

77. Support your team by wearing this Hello Kitty Denver Broncos stadium pin.

Once again, I don't understand the connection between Hello Kitty and football. Seriously, why does this even exist?

Once again, I don’t understand the connection between Hello Kitty and football. Seriously, why does this even exist?

78. No quality rec room should be without a Pittsburgh Steelers dart board.

Enjoy hours playing a bar room game specifically designed for the designated drivers. Because you know what drunk Steeler fans would do in a game of darts.

Enjoy hours playing a bar room game specifically designed for the designated drivers. Because you know what drunk Steeler fans would do in a game of darts.

79. Make sure your devices are juiced with a 1600 mah Baltimore Ravens power bar.

When I looked at this, I had no idea what this was used for. And to be honest, I'm still not sure what it's exact purpose is.

When I looked at this, I had no idea what this was used for. And to be honest, I’m still not sure what its exact purpose is.

80. Enjoy a garden breeze with this Pittsburgh Steeler wind chime.

Okay, the concept of this seems good. But the colors on this are all wrong. the star colors are supposed to be gold, red, and blue. Not red, white, and blue.

Okay, the concept of this seems good. But the colors on this are all wrong. the star colors are supposed to be gold, red, and blue. Not red, white, and blue.

NFL Fans Dressed and Ready for Game Day (Second Edition)

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Once again, here am I outside in my Pittsburgh Steelers regalia with my Terrible Towel. Unlike last year, I have on a Steeler sweatshirt even though it’s not the kind of weather to wear it. But along with the hat, it’s to make my outfit different than it was last year.

Along with children going back to school, one of the things that marks the dying days of summer is none other than the start of the NFL football season. Last year, I did a post on crazy NFL fans dressing up in a variety of ridiculous costumes which got a rather pleasing reception. So I decided to do another for this year. Besides, you can’t capture the fan craziness out in the NFL in just one post. Nevertheless, those who ask why I do posts on NFL football over other sports. Well, even though I’m not a big sports fan I do have my reasons. First, NFL football is a huge deal in the US and is the most popular pro sport in the country. And it’s especially popular in my neck of the woods where almost everyone’s favorite pro sports team is the Pittsburgh Steelers. Second, unlike basketball, hockey, and baseball, it has a definite season that spans from September to January as well as pre-season period in August and a post-season period to February. Third, the Super Bowl is treated as an unofficial national holiday and is normally the most watched thing on TV of any given year. If you look at any most watched TV broadcasts ever in the US, most of them will revolve around Super Bowls. Hell, the only broadcasts that weren’t Super Bowls on the list are the finales of M*A*S*H and Cheers (which coincidentally aired the very day my sister was born). Fourth, my college alma mater Saint Vincent in Latrobe has paid host to Steelers training camp since the late 1960s which draws large crowds. And finally, since my dad is a big Steeler fan, I grew up more exposed to NFL football more than most pro sports. But he’s not nearly as crazy as these people. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another treasure trove of crazy NFL fans in their full team regalia.

  1. Sorry, Christians, but it turns out that the Lord Jesus Christ is for the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Okay, it's a Steeler fan dressed like Jesus. But I know a lot of Christians won't like this, especially if they're from Dallas, Cincinnati, Baltimore, New England, or anywhere outside Pittsburgh.

Okay, it’s a Steeler fan dressed like Jesus. But I know a lot of Christians won’t like this, especially if they’re from Dallas, Cincinnati, Baltimore, New England, or anywhere outside Pittsburgh.

2. This dad tries his best to bring up his son in the Houston Texans tradition.

Like how he has a matching stroller. Of course, I guess his kid isn't old enough for the bull horns and face paint.

Like how he has a matching stroller. Of course, I guess his kid isn’t old enough for the bull horns and face paint.

3. You don’t have to be human to show your love to the Green Bay Packers.

Because even this bull dog is a known cheesehead. Then again, their owner most likely is and it doesn't really care about sports.

Because even this bull dog is a known cheesehead. Then again, their owner most likely is and it doesn’t really care about sports.

4. Since Stephen King lives in Maine, it’s only natural for killer clowns to cheer for the New England Patriots.

Well, I'm not sure if Stephen King even cares about NFL football. But he did write at least one story featuring a killer clown. And he is from New England. So it fits.

Well, I’m not sure if Stephen King even cares about NFL football. But he did write at least one story featuring a killer clown. And he is from New England. So it fits.

5. This Oakland Raiders fan gives no bones about what you think.

Yes, I know I had to include Raiders fans in this post at some point. Doesn't hurt he he's wearing an autographed helmet, too.

Yes, I know I had to include Raiders fans in this post at some point. Doesn’t hurt he he’s wearing an autographed helmet, too.

6. Don’t look now, but I’d watch out for this guy’s cheese.

Because for this Packers' fan, his cheese on a stick has teeth. So if you're not a fan of the Green Bay Packers, you might want to watch out.

Because for this Packers’ fan, his cheese on a stick has teeth. So if you’re not a fan of the Green Bay Packers, you might want to watch out.

7. Apparently, Oakland Raider fans aren’t the only scary sports enthusiasts out there.

These Houston Texans fans wear skull masks and funny hats. But they take their team so seriously that you should be wary to laugh in front of them in their silly costumes.

These Houston Texans fans wear skull masks and funny hats. But they take their team so seriously that you should be wary to laugh in front of them in their silly costumes.

8. This Cincinnati Bengals’ fan would surely stand out in their large striped cowboy hat.

Doesn't hurt this person has the make up and accessories to match. Wouldn't want to sit near someone like that in the stands.

Doesn’t hurt this person has the make up and accessories to match. Wouldn’t want to sit near someone like that in the stands.

9. In Seattle, don’t be surprised to see Seahawks fans in feather headdresses like this one.

Interestingly, the Seattle Seahawks logo design is most likely taken from Pacific Northwest Native American totem poles. But nobody discusses it. Then again, the design might be a coincidence anyway.

Interestingly, the Seattle Seahawks logo design is most likely taken from Pacific Northwest Native American totem poles. But nobody discusses it. Then again, the design might be a coincidence anyway.

10. Speaking of the Seahawks, this crazy colored gorilla always seems to turn out for them.

Then again, he might be a sasquatch who keeps to himself in the forest and only turns out for Seahawks games. Why Bigfoot enthusiasts don't notice, we'll never know.

Then again, he might be a sasquatch who keeps to himself in the forest and only turns out for Seahawks games. Why Bigfoot enthusiasts don’t notice, we’ll never know.

11. This old gnome always goes for his beloved Oakland Raiders.

He even wears, chains, swords, and skulls for good measure. So don't try to mistake him for some evil henchman from some fantasy story. He's just a Raiders fan.

He even wears, chains, swords, and skulls for good measure. So don’t try to mistake him for some evil henchman from some fantasy story. He’s just a Raiders fan.

12. This Seahawks fan never hesitates to show off his prized bobble head doll.

Don't mind that he has a skull face and a large blue mohawk. He's just really proud of his team.

Don’t mind that he has a skull face and a large blue mohawk. He’s just really proud of his team.

13. When his Minnesota Vikings need more power, he never hesitates to cut the cheese.

There's another guy who wears a chainsaw hat for Dallas. But I think the one pertaining to Green Bay is funnier.

There’s another guy who wears a chainsaw hat for Dallas. But I think the one pertaining to Green Bay is funnier.

14. As Green Bay Packers call themselves cheeseheads, Chicago Bears fans go with graters.

You have to admit it, the concept is very clever. After all, Green Bay and Chicago are big rivals since they're in the same NFC conference.

You have to admit it, the concept is very clever. After all, Green Bay and Chicago are big rivals since they’re in the same NFC division.

15. This Washington Redskins fan goes to the games in his best feather headdress.

Native Americans, I give you full permission to look upon this man in disdain for offending your culture. Then again, how many times have there been calls to get to Washington Redskins to change their damn name. Because "redskin" is a derogatory slur.

Native Americans, I give you full permission to look upon this man in disdain for offending your culture. Then again, how many times have there been calls to get to Washington Redskins to change their damn name. Because “redskin” is a derogatory racial slur.

16. Seems like the Thing really enjoys his Cincinnati Bengals.

As for why he only has one large fist, I really can't say. Guess he lost the other one?

As for why he only has one large fist, I really can’t say. Guess he lost the other one?

17. These Cincinnati Bengal fans could make cowboy hats from six pack boxes.

Yet, while one woman goes for Miller, the other goes for Coors. Nevertheless, they're on the same team so it doesn't matter what beer they drink.

Yet, while one woman goes for Miller, the other goes for Coors. Nevertheless, they’re on the same team so it doesn’t matter what beer they drink.

18. Any demonic papa would be proud to bring up a child in the Denver Broncos tradition.

Even better when both father and child wear jerseys with the same number. Not sure if this is heartwarming or creepy. Okay, it's kind of ridiculous.

Even better when both father and child wear jerseys with the same number. Not sure if this is heartwarming or creepy. Okay, it’s kind of ridiculous. Then again, that may not really be a child.

19. Hey, I didn’t know Hulk Hogan was a Buffalo Bills fan.

Actually this is a Buffalo Bills fan dressed as Hulk Hogan. But you have to admire his mustache and feather boas.

Actually this is a Buffalo Bills fan dressed as Hulk Hogan. But you have to admire his mustache and feather boas.

20. This Steelers fan always attends the game in stripes.

But even he wouldn't wear those ugly bumblebee throwback uniforms.But he would paint his face in stripes.

But even he wouldn’t wear those ugly bumblebee throwback uniforms.But he would paint his face in stripes.

21. Let’s hope the Green Bay Packers don’t fail Vader this year.

Because Darth Vader possess a strong power guided by the Force and hates when people fail him. So if the Packers suffer a losing season, some of them may not be back next year. Like Aaron Rodgers.

Because Darth Vader possess a strong power guided by the Force and hates when people fail him. So if the Packers suffer a losing season, some of them may not be back next year. Like Aaron Rodgers.

22. Sometimes a Raiders fan just has to go with the skulls and a full shoulder pad rib cage.

Yes, I know real rib cages on humans don't look like that. But I don't think this guy gives a shit. Also, the skulls have swords stabbed through them.

Yes, I know real rib cages on humans don’t look like that. But I don’t think this guy gives a shit. Also, the skulls have swords stabbed through them.

23. What the hell is Walter White doing at a Tampa Bay Buccaneers game?

Okay, this is a Buccaneers fan in a biohazard suit akin to Walter White. Very different story. But crazy just the same. Wonder if he gets hot in there.

Okay, this is a Buccaneers fan in a biohazard suit akin to Walter White. Very different story. But crazy just the same. Wonder if he gets hot in there.

24. This Dallas Cowboy fan only went with nothing but a hat, cape, and face paint.

I guess he's going to be a very itchy man by the end of the game. But he seem to feel like it's worth all the trouble for the photo.

I guess he’s going to be a very itchy man by the end of the game. But he seem to feel like it’s worth all the trouble for the photo.

25. You underestimate how much the undead support the Miami Dolphins.

Because he really seems to get himself out there. And compared to his team, he really scares the shit out of you.

Because he really seems to get himself out there. And compared to his team, he really scares the shit out of you.

26. Scary Ohio clowns go for the Cleveland Browns.

Unfortunately, for this guy, he might be more intimidating than the team. Seriously, the Browns aren't well-known for their penchant for winning.

Unfortunately, for this guy, he might be more intimidating than the team. Seriously, the Browns aren’t well-known for their penchant for winning.

27. So I guess the people of Kansas City, Missouri love their team so much that even their high church leaders go for the Chiefs.

Okay, he's just a fan dressed as a bishop or the Pope. But I think the red Chief vestments suit him.

Okay, he’s just a fan dressed as a bishop or the Pope. But I think the red Chief vestments suit him.

28. Just because she’s wearing black birds, doesn’t mean she’s a Ravens fan.

In fact, she supports the Oakland Raiders. And she even makes herself more mysterious with a mosaic mirror mask.

In fact, she supports the Oakland Raiders. And she even makes herself more mysterious with a mosaic mirror mask.

29. Saint Vince is always cheering for his Green Bay Packers on the sidelines.

Saint Vince is a legend among Green Bay Packers fans that I just had to include him. By the way, the "Vince" here is Vince Lombardi. And he even has a cheese staff, too.

Saint Vince is a legend among Green Bay Packers fans that I just had to include him. By the way, the “Vince” here is Vince Lombardi. And he even has a cheese staff, too.

30. This man gets on a horse to support his beloved Denver Broncos.

Yes, it's a face horse he's wearing. But it still looks incredibly outrageous that I had to include it.

Yes, it’s a face horse he’s wearing. But it still looks incredibly outrageous that I had to include it.

31. For this Detroit Lions fan, he can’t go wrong with a lion hat and sunglasses.

Then again, given how the Lions aren't known for their winning seasons, such costume might be enough. But it's good enough for this post.

Then again, given how the Lions aren’t known for their winning seasons, such costume might be enough. But it’s good enough for this post.

32. When it gets cold, these guys show up to Packers games in scarves, ear muffs, and striped overalls.

They also dye their hair green and paint their faces for support. Yes, they look outrageous but they don't care.

They also dye their hair green and paint their faces for support. Yes, they look outrageous but they don’t care.

33. Surprised to see Thor and Iron Man at a New Orleans Saints game.

Thought football would be among the last things they'd be concerned about. Then again, that Thor has dark hair so it's probably not really them.

Thought football would be among the last things they’d be concerned about. Then again, that Thor has dark hair so it’s probably not really them.

34. Somehow this Dallas Cowboy fan has to show that his team are champions.

Yes, I know that the Dallas Cowboys have won 5 Super Bowls. But they haven't won one since the 1990s when they were up against the....okay, maybe I shouldn't go there.

Yes, I know that the Dallas Cowboys have won 5 Super Bowls. But they haven’t won one since the 1990s when they were up against the….okay, maybe I shouldn’t go there.

35. Sometimes a Carolina Panthers fan has to take the big paws out.

And with the pig paws this guy certainly has. Even has his face painted and blue hair to boot.

And with the pig paws this guy certainly has. Even has his face painted and blue hair to boot.

36. This Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan even lends his horn for the team.

Of course, the baubles around his neck don't make him seem very intimidating. But perhaps he's in a yuletide mood at this point.

Of course, the baubles around his neck don’t make him seem very intimidating. But perhaps he’s in a yuletide mood at this point.

37. To these Philadelphia Eagles fans, the game is for the birds.

And by that, I mean large birds of prey who aren't falcons. Like that one guy's beak, by the way.

And by that, I mean large birds of prey who aren’t falcons. Like that one guy’s beak, by the way.

38. While Green Bay has the Packers bulldog, Pittsburgh has its own Steeler poodle.

Yes, this was done with pet body paint which most veterinarians ask pet owners not to do. But this is just hysterical that I had to put it in.

Yes, this was done with pet body paint which most veterinarians ask pet owners not to do. But this is just hysterical that I had to put it in.

39. Even western bikers go for the Oakland Raiders.

And as far as I know about Raider fans, these two will fit right in. And they'd even be seen as normal in comparison.

And as far as I know about Raider fans, these two will fit right in. And they’d even be seen as normal in comparison.

40. This Saint Louis Rams fan goes all out with the horns.

Yet, since the Rams decided to return to LA, it's hard to tell for much longer. Mostly because sports fandoms can be unpredictable things.

Yet, since the Rams decided to return to LA, it’s hard to tell for much longer. Mostly because sports fandoms can be unpredictable things.

41. Guess someone has already hulked out at the Green Bay Packers game.

So is this a very good thing or a very bad thing. Also, I don't think hulks look great in yellow clown wigs but that's just my opinion.

So is this a very good thing or a very bad thing. Also, I don’t think hulks look great in yellow clown wigs but that’s just my opinion.

42. The Bronconator always has two unicorns on his side during a game in Denver.

Yes, those are unicorn figurines. But do you think he really cares? Probably not.

Yes, those are unicorn figurines. But do you think he really cares? Probably not. Then again, they could be horses all along.

43. Seems like the masked Charger Cowboy and Bolt Man are very good friends.

Seems like neither is a fan of the Indianopolis Colts. But down in San Diego, they seem like old pals.

Seems like neither is a fan of the Indianopolis Colts. But down in San Diego, they seem like old pals.

44. When it comes to supporting the Chicago Bears, there are no limits to foam.

Here is this guy with foam paws and a bear hat. And he seems really psyched up for the game.

Here is this guy with foam paws and a bear hat. And he seems really psyched up for the game.

45. Apparently, Oakland Raider fans are a scary bunch.

Doesn't help that they dress in creepy black and white costumes. And I sure as hell wouldn't want to run into this guy.

Doesn’t help that they dress in creepy black and white costumes. And I sure as hell wouldn’t want to run into this guy.

46. Seems like the Buffalo Bills fans support Rex Ryan by the foot.

Not sure what the feet are supposed to mean. But I wonder what the guys in front of them would think about them. Because that would be interesting.

Not sure what the feet are supposed to mean. But I wonder what the guys in front of them would think about them. Because that would be interesting.

47. For this Baltimore Ravens fan, it’s purple hair or no hair.

He also goes with beads, hard hat, and purple face paint for good measure. Let's hope he's not going to a Steelers game.

He also goes with beads, hard hat, and purple face paint for good measure. Let’s hope he’s not going to a Steelers game.

48. This luchador Chicago Bears fan is ready to rumble.

Seems like I have a lot of Chicago Bear fans on this post already. Not really sure why.

Seems like I have a lot of Chicago Bear fans on this post already. Not really sure why.

49. One has to be quite ingenious to have their own Pats hat.

And it seems to resemble the logo quite well if you look at it at this angle. Though we all know what the New England Patriots are like (cheaters).

And it seems to resemble the logo quite well if you look at it at this angle. Though we all know what the New England Patriots are like (cheaters).

50. No, I don’t think that’s the Green Bay Packer cheerleading squad.

In fact, I bet any money that these are all guys. Still, you have to admire their sense of humor in this one.

In fact, I bet any money that these are all guys. Still, you have to admire their sense of humor in this one.

51. Didn’t expect to see a Transformer at a Cincinnati Bengals game.

He even has the shoulder pads and jersey to match. Which begs the question for me.

He even has the shoulder pads and jersey to match. Which begs the question for me.

52. This Indianapolis Colts fan has her team on her lips.

They're probably fake lips. But they still look just as ridiculous along with the clown wig and glasses.

They’re probably fake lips. But they still look just as ridiculous along with the clown wig and glasses.

53. This New Orleans Saints fan even has some gold teeth to spare.

Let's hope those teeth are fake which they most likely are. Yet, they seem to go well with the hat.

Let’s hope those teeth are fake which they most likely are. Yet, they seem to go well with the hat.

54. Supergirl always cheers for her New York Giants.

Wait, doesn't Supergirl have blond hair? So this probably can't really be her.

Wait, doesn’t Supergirl have blond hair? So this probably can’t really be her.

55. This luchador always goes out of the way to support his New England Patriots.

Even though spandex is hardly a great insulator. And the fact, a lot of fans outside New England hate them.

Even though spandex is hardly a great insulator. And the fact, a lot of fans outside New England hate them.

56. This Steeler fan will do whatever it takes to see his team win.

Even if it means donning a Steeler suit of spandex. Not sure if that's even comfortable.

Even if it means donning a Steeler suit of spandex. Not sure if that’s even comfortable. But he’s proud of it.

57. Looks like we’ve come across one of the infamous Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.

Okay, that's a fat guy dressed as a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. But if he wants to dress like that, it's his choice. Even if he looks utterly ridiculous.

Okay, that’s a fat guy dressed as a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. But if he wants to dress like that, it’s his choice. Even if he looks utterly ridiculous.

58. Apparently, this Elvis is an avid fan of the San Francisco 49ers.

He even has it on his maroon jacket if you know where to look. And I thought Elvis was more of a Titans fan.

He even has it on his maroon jacket if you know where to look. And I thought Elvis was more of a Titans or Panthers fan.

59. Oh, no, the Miami gorillas are on the loose!

No need to worry, they're Dolphins fans just here for the big game. How they got into street clothes, I'll never know.

No need to worry, they’re Dolphins fans just here for the big game. How they got into street clothes, I’ll never know.

60. Sometimes you need a hat to cover your head now and then.

And there seems to be no shortage of Green Bay Packers fans in outlandish costumes. This one included but his outfit is mild compared to some.

And there seems to be no shortage of Green Bay Packers fans in outlandish costumes. This one included but his outfit is mild compared to some.

61. Blueberry always tries to make his Indianapolis Colts his top priority.

Doesn't hurt that he has a Colt hat and paints his face blue. Wonder how long it takes for him to prepare for a big game.

Doesn’t hurt that he has a Colt hat and paints his face blue. Wonder how long it takes for him to prepare for a big game.

62. Looks like the Gremlins express support for the New Orleans Saints.

Guess anyone in New Orleans doesn't have to worry about their electronics and appliances falling apart during football season on Sunday. Because these two will be watching the game.

Guess anyone in New Orleans doesn’t have to worry about their electronics and appliances falling apart during football season on Sunday. Because these two will be watching the game.

63. This Green Bay Packer fan is always excited when his team scores.

He's even wearing a field gold hat and has everything in green and yellow. So he's all pumped up for the Packer game.

He’s even wearing a field gold hat and has everything in green and yellow. So he’s all pumped up for the Packer game.

64. Does that guy have an Eagle on his chest?

Apparently, he's a Philadelphia Eagles fan even if the eagle is a bit large on him. Wonder how he carries himself in that.

Apparently, he’s a Philadelphia Eagles fan even if the eagle is a bit large on him. Wonder how he carries himself in that jersey.

65. This pirate always tries to look his best at an Oakland Raiders game.

Well, at least he's not wearing a skull mask, spikes, or skulls all over him. Like his hat.

Well, at least he’s not wearing a skull mask, spikes, or skulls all over him. Like his hat.

66. For some reason, this creepy Arizona Cardinals fan likes to show up in a red feather suit.

Yes, I know his face will give you nightmares. But he's just here to watch the Cardinals. So it's no big deal.

Yes, I know his face will give you nightmares. But he’s just here to watch the Cardinals. So it’s no big deal.

67. For lady Viking fans, always go with purple hair in Minnesota.

Furry cone Viking helmets also work by the way. Even if they have braids dropping from them.

Furry cone Viking helmets also work by the way. Even if they have braids dropping from them.

68. Check out this undead Raiders’ fan’s bony fingers.

Yes, they may be big and bony. But you'd certainly not want this Raider's fan to show up at your house at night.

Yes, they may be big and bony. But you’d certainly not want this Raider’s fan to show up at your house at night.

69. This Buffalo Bills fan always cheers for his team to lead the charge.

Yet, since the Bills aren't among the best NFL teams they probably wont. Kind of feel sorry for this guy.

Yet, since the Bills aren’t among the best NFL teams they probably wont. Kind of feel sorry for this guy.

70. Those who liked the Denver Broncos Barrel Man in last year’s NFL fan post will like Barrel Boy.

He's like the Barrel Man but more pint sized. And incredibly adorable, too.

He’s like the Barrel Man but more pint sized. And incredibly adorable, too.

71. Not all Oakland Raiders fans are tall and scary. Some look quite chic.

This woman is wearing a corset and leather along with her scary Raiders makeup. But hers only covers half her face.

This woman is wearing a corset and leather along with her scary Raiders makeup. But hers only covers half her face.

72. This Houston Texan fan always like to accentuate his shoulder pads before the big game.

And yes, it looks really ridiculous. But not to this guy. To him, he looks cool.

And yes, it looks really ridiculous. But not to this guy. To him, he looks cool.

73. This Cincinnati Bengals’ fan would never leave home without his Bengal hat.

Doesn't hurt if he paints his face with Bengal stripes to match. Even though he might stand out from a crowd.

Doesn’t hurt if he paints his face with Bengal stripes to match. Even though he might stand out from a crowd.

74. For the New York Jets, no one can possibly ever forget old Fireman Ed.

Fireman Ed is one of the better known New York Jets characters. Can always be recognized by his fireman's hat. Crazy.

Fireman Ed is one of the better known New York Jets characters. Can always be recognized by his fireman’s hat. Crazy.

75. This Miami Dolphins fan goes all out on her orange and white.

Doesn't matter if she's tacky in her large orange hat. As long as she's wearing Dolphins, it's all good.

Doesn’t matter if she’s tacky in her large orange hat. As long as she’s wearing Dolphins, it’s all good.

76. This Buffalo Bills fan will even wear sequins for his beloved team.

He'll also wear arm covers with red and white strips descending from them. But he feels it's all worth it.

He’ll also wear arm covers with red and white strips descending from them. But he feels it’s all worth it.

77. The Celebrity Queen proudly supports her New England Pats.

Sure they may be cheaters. But as long as she's concerned, they're her cheaters and she still loves them.

Sure they may be cheaters. But as long as she’s concerned, they’re her cheaters and she still loves them. Same can be said regarding other Patriot fans.

78. There’s no costume that’s too elaborate and over the top for this New Orleans Saints fan.

And yes, he's dressed in feathers galore like he works in some Las Vegas show. Wonder how he manages to sit in the stands during the game.

And yes, he’s dressed in feathers galore like he works in some Las Vegas show. Wonder how he manages to sit in the stands during the game.

79. There’s never enough pom poms for this Pittsburgh Steeler fan.

And yes, he's all covered in them from head to toe. He may even have some left over, too.

And yes, he’s all covered in them from head to toe. He may even have some left over, too.

80. Not sure what to think about this Bengals fan making a hat from the old pigskin.

Sure the Bengals play football. But that just makes anyone look pretty strange. Doesn't help with the foam paws either.

Sure the Bengals play football. But that just makes anyone look pretty strange. Doesn’t help with the foam paws either.

81. I guess you can call these guys the literal Dallas Cowboys.

Yeah, I don't think the Dallas Cowboys are actual cows. But I think these costumes are udderly hilarious. Love it.

Yeah, I don’t think the Dallas Cowboys are actual cows. But I think these costumes are udderly hilarious. Love it.

82. No, I don’t think that’s a Steeler cheerleader for they don’t exist.

Just another fat Steeler fan in a skimpy outfit and wig. Yeah, he doesn't look great in that outfit.

Just another fat Steeler fan in a skimpy outfit and wig. Yeah, he doesn’t look great in that outfit.

83. This Miami Dolphins fan has a dolphin on each shoulder.

He even has pom poms and face paint for good measure. But compared to a few other Miami fans, his costume is quite tame.

He even has pom poms and face paint for good measure. But compared to a few other Miami fans, his costume is quite tame.

84. This Green Bay Packer fan sees himself as a fence painter.

Or a "defense painter" to be more specific. Nevertheless, wouldn't want to sit behind him in the stadium during a game or beside him.

Or a “defense painter” to be more specific. Nevertheless, wouldn’t want to sit behind him in the stadium during a game or beside him.

85. The New York Giants Queen seems to have something to say.

I guess this is a Giants parody of the Patriots' Celebrity Queen. Makes sense. At least the signs are funnier.

I guess this is a Giants parody of the Patriots’ Celebrity Queen. Makes sense. At least the signs are funnier.

86. Any room for two big skulls in Baltimore?

Don't worry, they're just skull masks. I'm sure Ray Lewis isn't hiding in one of them. Honest.

Don’t worry, they’re just skull masks. I’m sure these women aren’t meaning to frighten anyone.

87. Baltimore’s Captan Dee Fense is always at the Ravens’ side.

Yes, there's an actual guy like this in Baltimore. However, the Ravens didn't seem to go for defense much last season. Heh, heh.

Yes, there’s an actual guy like this in Baltimore. However, the Ravens didn’t seem to go for defense much last season. Heh, heh.

88. This Steeler fan always goes for some more Cowher Power.

Unfortunately, Cowher hasn't coached the Steelers for some time now. But this guy's hat is totally ridiculous.

Unfortunately, Cowher hasn’t coached the Steelers for some time now. But this guy’s hat is totally ridiculous.

89. Warbonnet and spiked shoulder pads, a great Redskins fan do make.

But when it comes to Native American relations, you wouldn't want to show up in a pow wow in this. Seriously, Native Americans don't view wearing warbonnets in sporting events very highly at all.

But when it comes to Native American relations, you wouldn’t want to show up in a pow wow in this. Seriously, Native Americans don’t view wearing warbonnets in sporting events very highly at all.

90. In Houston, Elvis always makes his support for the Texans perfectly clear.

Yes, he has the Houston Texans logo on the back of his cape. And it's all sparkly, too.

Yes, he has the Houston Texans logo on the back of his cape. And it’s all sparkly, too.

91. This Browns fan has his hat dripping with bones.

Let's hope he doesn't attract any dogs with them. Also would say the same about the sausage around his neck.

Let’s hope he doesn’t attract any dogs with them. Also would say the same about the sausage around his neck.

92. These Dallas Cowboy fans have their love for their team on their chests.

And in full body paint, too. One of them has the Dallas star in a jigsaw puzzle mode.

And in full body paint, too. One of them has the Dallas star in a jigsaw puzzle mode.

93. Even Santa Claus thinks that the Pittsburgh Steelers are the best in the NFL.

He even has a gold suit to show for it. Just see him wave the iconic Terrible Towel.

He even has a gold suit to show for it. Just see him wave the iconic Terrible Towel.

94. Guess this German barmaid is dressed to support the Minnesota Vikings.

After all, the Midwest is full of Germans and Scandinavians. Or at least it was. Still, this is clever.

After all, the Midwest is full of Germans and Scandinavians. Or at least it was. Still, this is clever.

95. Guess you’ll always have to have one crazy Jack-o-Lantern rooting for the Cleveland Browns.

Then again, he's bound to give more nightmares to children than the team ever will. Seriously, the Browns aren't known for winning a lot.

Then again, he’s bound to give more nightmares to children than the team ever will. Seriously, the Browns aren’t known for winning a lot.

96. Darth Maul doesn’t like it one bit when there’s a call against his Vikings.

Sure he's supposed to have a red and black face. But the overall costume is brilliant.

Sure he’s supposed to have a red and black face. But the overall costume is brilliant.

97. Seems like this Jacksonville Jaguars fan has bee under the weather lately.

After all, he seems to have a lot of junk in his hair. Maybe because it's due to hurricane season.

After all, he seems to have a lot of junk in his hair. Maybe because it’s due to hurricane season.

98. Looks like flaming hair tends to run in this family.

Oh, wait they're Tennessee Titan fans. And they really seem to be dressed their best for the game. Probably it might be since they're rich enough for front row seating.

Oh, wait they’re Tennessee Titan fans. And they really seem to be dressed their best for the game. Probably it might be since they’re rich enough for front row seating.

99. Atlanta Falcons fans always tailgate in feathers.

Wonder what this woman is doing here. Probably some dance or having a good time. Hope she doesn't get those feathers everywhere.

Wonder what this woman is doing here. Probably some dance or having a good time. Hope she doesn’t get those feathers everywhere.

100. Here we have 2 Steeler fans who came all the way from Mexico.

You can tell by their black and gold ponchos and sombreros. But they must be very diehard fans to travel this far.

You can tell by their black and gold ponchos and sombreros. But they must be very diehard fans to travel this far.

Touchdown with These Super Bowl Sunday Party Treats (Second Edition)

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Just when you thought the holiday gorging season is over. Another one just seems to take its place.  This time it’s NFL playoff season which will soon cap it off with the Super Bowl, which will be the most watched TV event of the year (but I’ll be watching Downton Abbey and Galavant if the Steelers aren’t in it). This year the Steelers barely made it into the playoffs after winning against Cleveland and Buffalo winning against the Jets (thank you, Buffalo). So naturally, on Saturday, they’ll be going against the Cincinnati Bengals. Nevertheless, most of the food that’s eaten during football games isn’t the best thing for you. Let’s face it, if your New Year’s resolutions include losing weight or eating healthier, you might stay away from the standard football fare like burgers, hotdogs, fries, chips, nachos, wings, pizza, fried chicken, and what else have you. And when it comes to the Super Bowl, well, you can bet some football fans will probably have given up sticking to their diets. Now I am not the most avid football fan. Yet, since I live in Pittsburgh Steeler country, I am well aware that pro football is a really big deal that the Super Bowl is America’s biggest unofficial national holiday. So it’s not unusual that many people throw Super Bowl parties on Super Bowl Sunday with their own gridiron grub. So for your reading pleasure this playoff season, here are some more Super Bowl delights for your big game party.

  1. New York Giants fans will surely get a kick out of these cupcakes.
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I’m not sure if the Giants are in the playoffs this year. Then again, they’ve won 2 Super Bowls against the Patriots. So this sort of counts.

2. This football cookies will certainly look good on your Super Bowl dessert platter.

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After all, football cookies seem easy to make and decorate. I’m sure you can find chocolate and white icing at your local grocery store.

3. You’ve heard of cheeseburgers. But have you’ve seen a cheeseburger cupcake?

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Yes, this is a cheeseburger cupcake. Still, unlike some, you can have one with chocolate and vanilla.

4. It’s not a Super Bowl party without some pigskin potato skins.

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I’ve done pigskin potato skins in my last Super Bowl treat post. but these are made in a very different way. Still has the same heart attack potential.

5. Last year’s top Super Bowl dessert was none other than the Deflate Cake.

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Sorry, Patriots fans, but I couldn’t resist. This is just perfect. the deflated football almost looks real. I’m sure this wasn’t made in New England.

6. These Ritz cracker crunch footballs will surely delight the younger fans.

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These look almost professionally made as you might see. Still, at least this picture lists the ingredients so I won’t have to make them out myself.

7. Of course, a Super Bowl treat post wouldn’t be complete without a snackadium to keep some food in one place.

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This one has olives on the play in the guacamole field. Still, seems smaller than others but I’m sure some of the fare might not be good for you.

8. Nothing makes a great dessert on Super Bowl Sunday than these football cupcakes.

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Uses cookie footballs and minty green icing. Still, they’re quite adorable. And they’re chocolate.

9. When it comes to dip, you can’t go wrong with a guac field.

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At least this looks a bit healthier than the previous stuff I’ve put on my post so far. Like how they used peppers for field goals.

10. Super Bowl Sunday wouldn’t be the same without some chocolate peanut football treats.

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These look quite cute. Not sure how you get the peanuts together. But it looks doable. Also uses chocolate icing.

11. Bring the big game spirit onto your dessert platter than some football pretzel sticks.

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Seems like all you have to do with these are dip them in chocolate, wait for them to dry, and put football etchings on them. Can’t be that difficult.

12. If you prefer fun size, these pretzel bites will make your game.

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Like the sticks, it just seems you dip them in chocolate before painting stripes on them. Not shaped like footballs. But as long as they’re tasty, who cares.

13. Your Super Bowl appetizer isn’t complete without a football bread bowl of dip.

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On second thought, couldn’t just be football bread instead? That would’ve been great just as well and there would be no need to scoop out the bread.

14. This football appetizer platter will give you all the cheese and crackers of your heart’s desires.

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Well, the football is made from pepperoni and cheese with everything else surrounding it. Not the most healthy option for you. But it doesn’t look half bad.

15. Fans in Seattle will certainly delight munching on a sugar cookie jersey of their favorite Seahawk.

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Not sure if I know any of these guys besides Marshawn Lynch and the one with the braids (whose name I forget). Still, the fans will love them.

16. Mason jar football brownie treats would make a fine addition to any Super Bowl party.

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Not sure how big these jars are. But these certainly look tasty. Love the brownie footballs at the top.

17. This pigskin cheese dip is all covered in bacon.

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Now this is bound to give someone coronaries. Because bacon isn’t known to be good for you. Still, like the cheese stripes.

18. This Super Bowl, grace your dessert platter with these football bars.

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Not sure what these are. Cheese cake bars? Seems to look like it. Oh, wait, they’re fruit bars. Well, as long as they resemble footballs, that’s fine with me.

19. These football pretzels are sure to make a tasty Super Bowl snack.

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Actually they’re football pretzel sandwich snacks. They’re used with Rolo chocolate. Not sure if this was made by the company. But it still goes on the post.

20. Nothing makes a Super Bowl party worthwhile than some Buffalo chicken sandwich patties.

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Basically it’s ground up buffalo chicken shaped into footballs. And they’re decorated by string cheese for a more realistic effect.

21. Nothing is sure to excite the people of Green Bay, Wisconsin than a Green Bay Packers gingerbread house.

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Yes, somebody actually did this. Still, I think it would’ve been more appropriate if it was a cheese or lunch meat house. Because it’s the Packers.

22. Steeler fans are sure to adore this cake as a dessert centerpiece.

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Of course, I had to include at least one Steeler treat on this post. Not sure about the football. Looks a bit deflated and more appropriate for a New England Patriots cake.

23. You can’t have a Super Bowl party without including some cookie dough footballs.

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They’re basically footballs with cookie dough inside a shell of chocolate. I’m sure it’s perfectly safe. I mean they put cookie dough in ice cream for God’s sake.

24. On the field, it’s the Hershey’s Kisses vs. the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.

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To be fair, both candies are made by the same company, Hershey’s. Still, this cake is amazing. I also love how they made the striped Hershey Kisses refs.

25. For those who fondly remember Deflategate, feast your eyes on this chocolate “Bradie” ball.

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This was made by a guy in Pennsylvania and it wasn’t for sale. Nevertheless, it weighs 13 lbs. Sorry, scratch that. It actually weighs 11.2 lbs since someone named Tom Brady let the air out.

26. Though it’s winter, these Giants ice cream sandwiches make a great frozen treat in New York.

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Yes, these are New York Giants ice cream sandwiches. And since they’re a football team, each one has stripes and team colors in sprinkles.

27. With the Denver Broncos in the playoffs, there’s no better time to show you a Denver Brocnos dessert pizza.

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Most of this is made from popcorn and chocolate as well as sprinkles and other candies. Actually found it on Pinterest in September.

28.  You can’t have a Super Bowl snackadium without some pop cans at the edges.

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Actually I see some bear cans in the mix as well. Nevertheless, I think the most healthy things in here are the popcorn and the dips.

29. Why just have hotdogs on your grill when you can also have them on your dessert platter, too?

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Yes, those are candy hotdogs. And yes, the circus peanut buns and gum drop relish make them look disgusting. Still, it’s unique so they’ll do.

30. People of Chicago would certainly adore this Chicago Bears chocolate cake.

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Well, the Chicago Bears were National Conference champs and played in the Super Bowl in 2006. But the Indianapolis Colts beat them. Also, haven’t won a Super Bowl since the 1980s.

31. You never have a complete Super Bowl dessert platter until you have football gobs.

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Seems like these gobs are rather easy to make as long as they’re shaped like footballs. Then after that is the icing of the stripes.

32. People from Seattle can always go crazy over a double decker Seahawk cake.

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Now that’s a cake you could see from a mile away or in the dark. A green icing that bright could do that to a cake.

33. You can’t have a hit Super Bowl party without some cinnamon roll football cookies.

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Yes, these are made from cinnamon roles. But they’re flatter as you see. Not sure if you can eat them for breakfast.

34. If you love the Pittsburgh Steelers, then you’ll love these Steeler sugar cookies.

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Seems like this one has footballs, Steeler helmets, stadium views, Terrible Towels, logo, and jerseys of Big Ben, Heinz Ward, and Polamalu. Now Ward and Polamalu are out.

35. Nothing makes a better Super Bowl dessert than some football peanut butter Rice Krispie treats.

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Yes, they’re just footballs with peanut butter. No, real footballs don’t look like that. Still, seem tasty.

36. For healthier dessert options, may I suggest you go with some chocolate football apple slices?

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It’s possible that they’re probably covered in chocolate so they resemble footballs. Still, healthier than some of the other options on here, I’ll say.

37. These Oreo cookie footballs will surely make tasty Super Bowl treats during the big game.

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I guess the Oreo cookies are crumpled up in footballs and covered by chocolate icing. May not look like much but I bet they taste great.

38. Seems like one of these little wieners just made a pass.

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These are mini hotdogs with olive helmets and mustard features. And it seems they’re in the heat of a critical moment at this time.

39. This football cake is sure to make a wonderful centerpiece for your Super Bowl party.

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And it’s surrounded by graham crackers to dip in. Either consisting of field goal icings and ones all covered in sprinkles.

40. Nothing makes a Super Bowl party better than a peanut butter football cake.

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And all you have to do once it’s out of the oven are putting in some icing marks. Still, has some cracks but I’d certainly eat it.

41. No Super Bowl party platter is complete without a football pizza.

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Yes, I did a football pizza before last year. And yes, it did have pepperoni and cheese. But this one is round.

42. You’re familiar with hotdogs at football games. But have you ever seen a football hotdog?

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Well, this is more of a cheese and chili football hotdog. Nevertheless, it does have the football spirit and nachos on the side.

43. Seems like this large snackadium offers more healthier options.

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Well, this contains fruit, cheese, and guacamole dip. Also, from what I can tell, this snackadium seems to be made for a Pittsburgh area venue. Well, at least according to the table cloth and the dip.

44. Celebrate the Super Bowl with with some football mozzarella sticks.

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Yes, these are football mozzarella sticks. Yes, I know they don’t look like sticks. But they resemble footballs and shouldn’t that be enough?

45. This cookie tray is bound to have a jersey of your favorite Pittsburgh Steeler.

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Well, Big Ben and Harrison are still around. Holmes got traded. Polamalu, Keisel, and Ward have retired. Not sure about the others.

46. For Seahawks fans, these blue and green Rice Krispie treats can’t be beat.

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Well, they’re in the team colors whether through sprinkles, icing, or food coloring. Still, not sure how they’d taste.

47. You can’t complete a Super Bowl dessert platter without some cookie ice cream sandwiches.

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Yet, out of these footballs, only half of these are covered in chocolate. Nevertheless, they sure look tasty if you ask me.

48. This football contains 3 different dips.

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Seems like they consist of guacamole, salsa, and dressing. How they remain separated in this dish, I have no idea.

49. I give you, the quintessential meat snackadium.

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The stands are made out of hamburgers and the edges and field goals are made out of hotdogs. Nevertheless, it’s certainly bound to induce some heart attacks.

50. These chocolate football brownies are sure to be any chocolate lover’s Super Bowl delight.

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Now these are chocolate football brownies with chocolate icing. Must be so chocolatey rich as I say.

51. For Giants fans, you can’t have a better Super Bowl cake than one of MetLife Stadium.

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I guess this was made by a professional. Still, love how the crowd is represented by sprinkles. So creative.

52. This Super Bowl, take a bite out of these super football sandwiches.

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Seems like these buns are whole wheat and have the markings made from cheese. Still, I’m sure they’d be great for any Super Bowl party.

53. Nothing makes a great Super Bowl snack like some football nuts.

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Seems like these were from the year when it was the San Francisco 49ers against the Baltimore Ravens. Ravens won and it resulted in as many Super Bowl wins for Ray Lewis as murder allegations.

54. This large snackadium is sure a real hoagie breadbasket.

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Seems like this one appears to be made by someone with too much time on their hands or in the restaurant business. Wonder what happened to the food left over.

55. When it comes to parking, this snackadium has a whole lot to follow.

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Seems like this one is all packed with snacks and brownies. Still, I love how this person used chocolate bars for cars and chocolate chips for wheels.

56. For a veggie dish, may I suggest some football taco salad?

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Then again, this may be a dip for all I know. Then again, it’s probably healthier than some of the other dishes on this post. And it’s the most colorful football arrangement I’ve seen so far.

57. This snackadium seems partially constructed from Rice Krispies.

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This seems to be an interesting arrangement. Probably built by someone with too much time on their hands. Likethe donuts on the burgers.

58. This Super Bowl dessert platter will sure be a hit at your party during the big game.

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This seems to have a fruit pizza field and other delights. Nevertheless, seems to be made by a Green Bay Packers fan by the looks of it.

59. No Super Bowl party would be complete without these big game cupcakes.

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These consist of a football and a filled stadium. And the best part about these is that they’re chocolate.

60. New Enlganders would delight with these Patriots cookies.

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These consist of a couple helmets, logos, and footballs. Also has a a Brady jersey. One for each side. What an asshole.

61. In memory of Deflategate, here are some great football cookies in case the Patriots make the Super Bowl.

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They’re said to be made by a coffee company in Boston. Seriously, I’m not kidding. Still, wonder how many orders they got outside New England.

62. Another cookie option would be of Tom Brady’s court portrait.

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For some reason, this guy reminds me more of FBI Agent Nelson Van Alden from Boardwalk Empire. Seriously, he totally looks as if he could drown his partner in a lake in an attempt to baptize him. Made from an Indianapolis bakery.

63. Like peanut butter and chocolate chips? Then you’ll love these football cookies.

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Well, these footballs seem spotty if you ask me. But nevertheless, they sure look tasty regardless.

64. This Superbowl, take a bite out of these Reese’s fudge footballs.

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Seem to resemble the Ritz cracker crunch ones I showed earlier. But they’re probably softer. Still, these look so delicious.

65. Nothing makes a Super Bowl party complete than these little football toast pizzas.

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They seem rather small and made with mustard stripes. Still, whoever made these was quite creative if you ask me.

66. Celebrate this Super Bowl with some jello shots representing your team.

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Now jello shots contain alcohol and shouldn’t be taken by anyone under 21, pregnant, AA members, or designated drivers. Nevertheless, these seem to be for the San Francisco 49ers. Of course, you probably remembered what happened to them when they went against Baltimore.

67. For those rooting for Green Bay, this cake is for you.

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Seems most appropriate since the Packers are associated with cheese, namely cheese heads. Still, not sure if I’m fine with them beating the Steelers at the Super Bowl. Then again, it could be worse.

68. This cake is sure to show some plays on the field.

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This looks quite clever to say the least. Seems so simple to make if you know how to do an icing playbook.

69. To make your Super Bowl party a hit, use some football pizza dip.

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To some it resembles a pizza. To others, it looks like a pie with pepperoni on top. But to me, it’s clever and seems rather appetizing.

70. When it comes to Super Bowl parties, you can’t go wrong with a football stuffed pizza.

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Yes, I might’ve shown a football calzone before. But this one is made from bread and it looks so toasty. Also love the cheese decor on this.

 

Not Licensed by the NFL Professional Football Craft Projects

Now the felt black and gold scarf I'm wearing was most certainly a craft project. I'm not sure where I got it from but it probably wasn't licensed by the NFL because it wasn't intended to sell.

Now the felt black and gold scarf I’m wearing was most certainly a craft project. I’m not sure where I got it from but it probably wasn’t licensed by the NFL because it wasn’t intended to sell.

Disclaimer: Some of this content may or may not be licensed by the NFL as far as I’m concerned. It’s said that products not NFL licensed can’t really be sold. But on this post, who really gives a shit. Besides, many of these products might be sold on Etsy anyways as we speak. Some might not be even on sale at all. And even if they’re not licensed and unsold, I’ll still show them anyway. So suck it, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.

You normally don’t think of football and crafty projects as things that go together. I mean you always hear the joke about the guy forgoing his sports obsession so his wife can go to the craft show. However, as I’ve navigated the uncharted waters of Pinterest, you tend to find a lot of sports inspired craft projects for some reason. Of course, some may say that they were made by moms, but sometimes it’s not always the case. I mean craft projects tend to cover a wide range and I’m sure there are plenty of women sports fans. Not to mention, you have NFL legend Rosey Grier who was a defensive tackle as well as one of the original Fearsome Foursome for the then Los Angeles Rams as well as got elected to the Pro Bowl twice. However, off the field, Grier was known for his unusual hobbies like needlepoint and macrame. Not only that, but he also wrote a book in 1973 called Rosey Grier’s Needlepoint for Men. So let’s just say the association between the NFL and craft projects isn’t as far fetched as you think. And I guarantee that people make all kinds of things to support their team as you might see on Pinterest or Etsy. So if you’re just a fan who likes to work with their hands, here is an assortment of NFL crafts for your viewing pleasure and possible inspiration.

  1. For keeping warm in Wisconsin, you might want to go with a Green Bay Packers quilt.
Now this quilt is guaranteed to protect you from the cold as well as passionate Green Bay Packers fans. Yes, they can be a rowdy bunch if you let them.

Now this quilt is guaranteed to protect you from the cold as well as passionate Green Bay Packers fans. Yes, they can be a rowdy bunch if you let them.

2. A boy’s room can’t be without a Denver Broncos football lamp.

Now this Broncos lamp will look great in any little Denver boy's room. Of course, it's possible that one of the South Park kids has this.

Now this Broncos lamp will look great in any little Denver boy’s room. Of course, it’s possible that one of the South Park kids has this.

3. No little Dallas Cowboys fan should go without their very own crotchet cowboy hat and boots.

Well, it's appropriate for a young Dallas Cowboy fan. However, the problem with little kid clothes is that they tend to grow out of them very quickly.

Well, it’s appropriate for a young Dallas Cowboy fan. However, the problem with little kid clothes is that they tend to grow out of them very quickly.

4. A Seahawks crocheted cap will certainly keep you snug in Seattle.

And they seem to come in multiple sizes. Still, love the hawk motif on them. However, I think the smaller one might be a bit more angry.

And they seem to come in multiple sizes. Still, love the hawk motif on them. However, I think the smaller one might be a bit more angry.

5. Drink a toast with a hand painted New England Patriots wine glass.

Of course, Patriots fans, it's best to hold a toast before the cheating allegations get out. And not when Tom Brady's suspension is lifted so he can start as quarterback in the opening game.

Of course, Patriots fans, it’s best to hold a toast before the cheating allegations get out. And not when Tom Brady’s suspension is lifted so he can start as quarterback in the opening game.

6. Let this wooden cross signify that Gold bless the Dallas Cowboys.

Yes, I know that Cowboys fans may be good Christians. But nevertheless, as someone from the Pittsburgh area, I have strong doubts that God is on their side.

Yes, I know that Cowboys fans may be good Christians. But nevertheless, as someone from the Pittsburgh area, I have strong doubts that God is on their side.

7. This little Pittsburgh Steelers doll waves her Terrible Towel in pride.

Now this is adorable with her little smile and pigtails. Also love her black and gold stockings.

Now this is adorable with her little smile and pigtails. Also love her black and gold stockings.

8. Any football fan should show their team spirit with their very own fan of lace.

And it seems like these consist of the Dallas Cowboys, the San Francisco 49ers, the Oakland Raiders, and the Pittsburgh Steelers. Not to mention, the 49ers fan comes in black or white lace.

And it seems like these consist of the Dallas Cowboys, the San Francisco 49ers, the Oakland Raiders, and the Pittsburgh Steelers. Not to mention, the 49ers fan comes in black or white lace.

9. You can’t have a wreath supporting the Miami Dolphins if you don’t have feathers and ribbons.

I guarantee that you'll see a lot of wreaths in this post. And yes, I admit that this wreath possesses the some degree of tackiness. But you can say the same about Florida.

I guarantee that you’ll see a lot of wreaths in this post. And yes, I admit that this wreath possesses the some degree of tackiness. But you can say the same about Florida.

10. You can’t welcome guests for game day without an Oakland Raiders lamp post.

I'm sure this decoration was rarely used for a Super Bowl party. Knowing how the Raiders don't have a great track record.

I’m sure this decoration was rarely used for a Super Bowl party. Knowing how the Raiders don’t have a great track record.

11. Nothing makes tailgating better than a Detroit Lions lawn chair.

They have lawn chairs for each team by the way. And they're all painted and made from wood. So they're more durable than their plastic counterparts.

They have lawn chairs for each team by the way. And they’re all painted and made from wood. So they’re more durable than their plastic counterparts.

12. Don’t have a tailgating centerpiece? You can always make one yourself.

This one is for the Washington Redskins. And the fact it's DIY is quite obvious. But still, anything with Redskins imagery is said to be offensive to Native Americans. For obvious reasons.

This one is for the Washington Redskins. And the fact it’s DIY is quite obvious. But still, anything with Redskins imagery is said to be offensive to Native Americans. For obvious reasons.

13. Top off your pencils with your very own Indianapolis Colts pencil toppers.

Seems like one of the more useless craft projects ever. Seriously, bare pencils look professional. Pencils with canvas decorations look stupid.

Seems like one of the more useless craft projects ever. Seriously, bare pencils look professional. Pencils with canvas decorations look stupid.

14. A little girl must always shine in her little Seattle Seahawks ribbon trimmed tutu.

Yes, there are even crafts where people can decorate NFL tutus for some reason. Of course, this is for a little girl so its adorable for now.

Yes, there are even crafts where people can decorate NFL tutus for some reason. Of course, this is for a little girl so its adorable for now.

15. Bring the football spirit outside with this Green Bay Packers birdhouse.

Comes with its very own grill and beer keg. Still, it looks as if it was fashioned by Lincoln logs for some reason.

Comes with its very own grill and beer keg. Still, it looks as if it was fashioned by Lincoln logs for some reason.

16. Though these two may be rooting for different teams, they always try to keep their marriage strong.

My cousins from Maryland seriously need to get this for their parents on their next wedding anniversary. Still, it's kind of funny how my Uncle Mike didn't speak to my Aunt Jane for 2 days after the Steelers won a game against the Ravens in a major upset.

My cousins from Maryland seriously need to get this for their parents on their next wedding anniversary. Still, it’s kind of funny how my Uncle Mike didn’t speak to my Aunt Jane for 2 days after the Steelers won a game against the Ravens in a major upset.

17.  Why wear a player jersey while you can don a Denver Broncos apron for the big game?

Well, at least you don't have to worry about players being traded. Of course, I'm not sure about the orange strap on the front though.

Well, at least you don’t have to worry about players being traded. Of course, I’m not sure about the orange strap on the front though.

18. Relax and enjoy the tailgate party with this New England Patriots lawn chair cushion.

Of course, there's a strong chance that this might be deflated like the New England Patriots' footballs. Have to get that out there somewhere.

Of course, there’s a strong chance that this might be deflated like the New England Patriots’ footballs. Have to get that out there somewhere.

19. For Christmas why don’t you hang a candy cane San Francisco 49ers snow flake on your Christmas tree?

Now this is an elaborate ornament for a Christmas tree. Of course, Not sure where they got the gold and red snowflakes from. But I think this ornament should be kept higher in the tree to keep away from small children and animals.

Now this is an elaborate ornament for a Christmas tree. Of course, Not sure where they got the gold and red snowflakes from. But I think this ornament should be kept higher in the tree to keep away from small children and animals.

20. Even minions love the Green Bay Packers.

Now this is an ornament made from clay. However, let's just say that minions are seen almost everywhere in the craft world since they're so easy to make.

Now this is an ornament made from clay. However, let’s just say that minions are seen almost everywhere in the craft world since they’re so easy to make.

21. Have old glass bottles lying around? Then why not make Dallas Cowboys bottle lamps out of them?

Okay, I'm not a fan of the Dallas Cowboys. But even I have to admit that these are really nice bottle lamps. By the way, you might see more of these, too.

Okay, I’m not a fan of the Dallas Cowboys. But even I have to admit that these are really nice bottle lamps.

22. You don’t need a lot of ribbon and decorations to make a New Orleans Saints wreath.

It's also not well known that many New Orleans Saints craft decorations can also be used for Mardi Gras. Well, if you don't put much emphasis on the color scheme.

It’s also not well known that many New Orleans Saints craft decorations can also be used for Mardi Gras. Well, if you don’t put much emphasis on the color scheme.

23. This Seattle Seahawks dress will certainly make game day a blast.

Now I'm not sure about the green stripes on the top. Then again, maybe this dress is in very poor lighting.

Now I’m not sure about the green stripes on the top. Then again, maybe this dress is in very poor lighting.

24. Have your tailgate party on game day with a Houston Texans mosaic table.

I'm sure this took a long time to build and put in a mosaic. Of course, the person who made this at least supports a team with an easy logo.

I’m sure this took a long time to build and put in a mosaic. Of course, the person who made this at least supports a team with an easy logo.

25. Keep your feet nice and warm with these NFL fleece boot liners.

Now we have the Chicago Bears, Green Bay Packers, and the Pittsburgh Steelers. Or as I call it teams from places where it gets really cold and/or wet.

Now we have the Chicago Bears, Green Bay Packers, and the Pittsburgh Steelers. Or as I call it teams from places where it gets really cold and/or wet.

26. Seems like this Minnesota Vikings fan has a quilt on full display.

Yes, this is my second quilt on this post. But it's on display with a square pattern. Not to mention, this dog seems very happy about it.

Yes, this is the second quilt on this post. But it’s on display with a square pattern. Not to mention, this dog seems very happy about it.

27. Cook tailgate dishes on game day with this Dallas Cowboys apron.

Reminds me of the kind of aprons you see women wearing in 1950s sitcoms. You know the black and white shows you see the mom being immaculately dressed in the late afternoon with perfect hair.

Reminds me of the kind of aprons you see women wearing in 1950s sitcoms. You know the black and white shows you see the mom being immaculately dressed in the late afternoon with perfect hair.

28. Of course, if you can’t put lights in a bottle, you can always use a mason jar.

Now these consist of the Philadelphia Eagles, the Pittsburgh Steelers, and the Dallas Cowboys. And each one is a color respective to their team.

Now these consist of the Philadelphia Eagles, the Pittsburgh Steelers, and the Dallas Cowboys. And each one is a color respective to their team.

29. For little girls, a San Diego Chargers dress is perfect for game day.

Now this is adorable. Also, said to be made from an old pillow case. Not only that, but it also comes with a couple of bows.

Now this is adorable. Also, said to be made from an old pillow case. Not only that, but it also comes with a couple of bows.

30. With a feather boa, a strong blue Christmas ribbon, a horseshoe cardboard piece, and a hanger, you too, can make your very own Indianapolis Colts wreath.

Now this is quite flashy for NFL craft projects. However, you can tell this was made from a hanger because it doesn't look quite round. But, hey, what can you do.

Now this is quite flashy for NFL craft projects. However, you can tell this was made from a hanger because it doesn’t look quite round. But, hey, what can you do.

31. Some people buy their own grills. Others make them, especially this Dallas Cowboys fan with too much time on his hands.

Comes with a cooler, bucket, trash can, and more. Still, hope this one runs on charcoal and not propane. But you have to wonder why anyone would even make this in their garage.

Comes with a cooler, bucket, trash can, and more. Still, hope this one runs on charcoal and not propane. But you have to wonder why anyone would even make this in their garage.

32. Now you can store your favorite sweets in these NFL candy dispensers.

Now these come in San Francisco 49ers, Oakland Raiders, Denver Broncos, Pittsburgh Steelers, and San Diego Chargers. Of course, what candy you put in depends on you. But I would recommend that you avoid Dum Dums lollipops.

Now these come in San Francisco 49ers, Oakland Raiders, Denver Broncos, Pittsburgh Steelers, and San Diego Chargers. Of course, what candy you put in depends on you. But I would recommend that you avoid Dum Dums lollipops.

33. This Philadelphia Eagles flower pony tail holder is bound to make any young fan look pretty.

Now they have a lot of these and for every team. But since I didn't put anything from the Eagles, this will do.

Now they have a lot of these and for every team. But since I didn’t put anything from the Eagles, this will do.

34. Any Christmas tree in Wisconsin can’t be complete without a Green Bay Packers light bulb ornament.

Interesting how many craft projects involved making stuff from recycled materials. For all I know this could be a light bulb that burned out.

Interesting how many craft projects involved making stuff from recycled materials. For all I know this could be a light bulb that burned out.

35. An avid fan just can’t go to a winter game without a Denver Broncos crocheted helmet.

It might keep you warm during the winter. But it won't protect you from a concussion. Still, a very clever design.

It might keep you warm during the winter. But it won’t protect you from a concussion. Still, a very clever design.

36. Even this wooden snowman supports the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Now this is quite adorable. Of course, it can't hold a football and Terrible Towel. However, still manages to show its spirit.

Now this is quite adorable. Of course, it can’t hold a football and Terrible Towel. However, still manages to show its spirit.

37. This little snowman is showing its spirit for the Detroit Lions.

I think they have snowmen like this for all the teams. But unlike the other snowman, this one is fully clothed and sewn with denim.

I think they have snowmen like this for all the teams. But unlike the other snowman, this one is fully clothed and sewn with denim.

38. Now you can’t spend football game night without a New Orleans Saints table light.

I think this creation was made with two dollar store picture frames. And I guess the fleur de lis came from printed paper.

I think this creation was made with two dollar store picture frames. And I guess the fleur de lis came from printed paper.

39. Light up your lawn with this Green Bay Packers spotlight.

I wonder if this produces a logo like bat signal. Also, I'm sure some comic book geek wants to make one of their own only with a different shape instead of a Packers logo.

I wonder if this produces a logo like bat signal. Also, I’m sure some comic book geek wants to make one of their own only with a different shape instead of a Packers logo.

40. Nothing makes you a true football fan like a crocheted Minnesota Vikings viking hat.

Now this looks quite crazy with the long horns and the braided pigtails. And I think this one might be made for a baby of either gender.

Now this looks quite crazy with the long horns and the braided pigtails. And I think this one might be made for a baby of either gender.

41. Nothing makes your home look better than a Baltimore Ravens stone edging.

Of course, I'm sure my Uncle Mike might want this. However, my Aunt Jane certainly won't let him. Also, they have these in straight edge as well as for all teams.

Of course, I’m sure my Uncle Mike might want this. However, my Aunt Jane certainly won’t let him. Also, they have these in straight edge as well as for all teams.

42. Light it up with a Pittsburgh Steelers pipe lamp.

Made with the kind of pipes you might leave in your garage or buy at a hardware store. Also, pulled by a black and gold football string.

Made with the kind of pipes you might leave in your garage or buy at a hardware store. Also, pulled by a black and gold football string.

43. Celebrate this Christmas by putting a New York Giants fan elf ornament on your Christmas tree.

Seems like the North Pole elves are Giants fans for some reason. Then again, beating the New England Patriots in two Super Bowls probably would put those guys on Santa's "nice" list.

Seems like the North Pole elves are Giants fans for some reason. Then again, beating the New England Patriots in two Super Bowls probably would put those guys on Santa’s “nice” list.

44. Keep warm during the winter with this crocheted Chicago Bears hat.

Now this seems like a fashionable style for some people. Then again, for others, it looks as if it's straight out from the 1970s.

Now this seems like a fashionable style for some people. Then again, for others, it looks as if it’s straight out from the 1970s.

45. Kick back and relax with these Kansas City Chiefs flowery flip flops.

Of course, these are for women since they haven't put flowers on men's clothing items since the 1970s. Still, quite summery for football season aren't they?

Of course, these are for women since they haven’t put flowers on men’s clothing items since the 1970s. Still, quite summery for football season aren’t they?

46. Your Christmas tree always looks great with a Carolina Panthers snowman ornament.

Surprising that a snowman could be a fan of the Carolina Panthers. Because I'm sure that they don't have many people building snowmen in the Carolinas during the winter, especially during the Christmas season. Hell, where I live doesn't get a lot of snow that time of year either.

Surprising that a snowman could be a fan of the Carolina Panthers. Because I’m sure that they don’t have many people building snowmen in the Carolinas during the winter, especially during the Christmas season. Hell, where I live doesn’t get a lot of snow that time of year either.

47. Watch the game with your very own Chicago Bears pillow couch.

Well, it looks like a loveseat since it appears quite small. Still, sometimes photographs can disguise the size.

Well, it looks like a loveseat since it appears quite small. Still, sometimes photographs can disguise the size.

48. Wrap your baby in their very own Cleveland Browns baby blanket.

Hate to say this, Cleveland, but brown doesn't make a great team color. Take it from someone who knows. Also, calling your team "the Browns" isn't much better either.

Hate to say this, Cleveland, but brown doesn’t make a great team color. Take it from someone who knows. Also, calling your team “the Browns” isn’t much better either.

49. Bedazzle your guests with this jeweled Denver Broncos tumbler.

Not sure of how I feel about decorating drinking vessels with jewels. On one hand, I might like stuff like this. But on the other hand, it just seems so tacky for some reason.

Not sure of how I feel about decorating drinking vessels with jewels. On one hand, I might like stuff like this. But on the other hand, it just seems so tacky for some reason.

50. Have your dog show support for your team with this New York Jets crocheted Mohawk doggie hat.

Of course, this gives New York Jets fans another opportunity to make their dogs look ridiculous. As if dogs need it already (they don't). Besides, when it comes to sports fandom, let's leave pets out of it.

Of course, this gives New York Jets fans another opportunity to make their dogs look ridiculous. As if dogs need it already (they don’t). Besides, when it comes to sports fandom, let’s leave pets out of it.

51. You can’t be the ultimate fan without a Denver Broncos horse hat.

Now this is an interesting hat. But I'm sure it's made for little kids. Nevertheless, it'll make an interesting conversation piece either way.

Now this is an interesting hat. But I’m sure it’s made for little kids. Nevertheless, it’ll make an interesting conversation piece either way.

52. Have a festive entry way with this Jacksonville Jaguars ribbon and print wreath.

Now this is another ribbon wreath but it also has prints containing footballs and animal prints. Of course, this wreath was uploaded by a user and is most likely not for sale.

Now this is another ribbon wreath but it also has prints containing footballs and animal prints. Of course, this wreath was uploaded by a user and is most likely not for sale.

53. Create a winter atmosphere with this Baltimore Ravens frosty glass block.

Now they have these for all the different teams. But I don't have a lot of Baltimore Ravens stuff on here. However, I'm sure that this one would look better without the team logo.

Now they have these for all the different teams. But I don’t have a lot of Baltimore Ravens stuff on here. However, I’m sure that this one would look better without the team logo.

54. Go to the game in style with this Atlanta Falcons dress.

Now this might be a slimmer fit as well as made by old materials. However, while it's bright red color may help you stand out, it won't be the case at a Falcons game.

Now this might be a slimmer fit as well as made by old materials. However, while it’s bright red color may help you stand out, it won’t be the case at a Falcons game.

55. Light up your house for game day with this Pittsburgh Steelers mosaic lamp.

This photo only shows the lamp's base. But it's basically all you need to see, for now.

This photo only shows the lamp’s base. But it’s basically all you need to see, for now.

56. Drink a toast during the game with this Tampa Bay Buccaneers Crown Royal glass.

Yes, it looks like a stained glass bottle used to store alcoholic drinks. But still, pirates love their rum. And besides, it's hand painted.

Yes, it looks like a stained glass bottle used to store alcoholic drinks. But still, pirates love their rum. And besides, it’s hand painted.

57. Make your hair stunning with this Buffalo Bills headband.

Not be an exact logo but it's certainly an A for effort. Also, this is probably one of the easier craft projects to do on this post.

Not be an exact logo but it’s certainly an A for effort. Also, this is probably one of the easier craft projects to do on this post.

58. Protect yourself from the cold with this Cincinnati Bengals crocheted Mohawk hat.

Yes, this might look kind of ridiculous on someone. But at least this hat was made for humans, not pets. Why people want to dress their pets, I have no idea.

Yes, this might look kind of ridiculous on someone. But at least this hat was made for humans, not pets. Why people want to dress their pets, I have no idea.

59. Celebrate the Christmas season with your very own Pittsburgh Steelers reindeer.

Well, it may not have a red nose. But it does have Steeler antlers, a Terrible Towel scarf, and Steeler leg bands.

Well, it may not have a red nose. But it does have Steeler antlers, a Terrible Towel scarf, and Steeler leg bands.

60. Give a big impression with an Arizona Cardinals stained glass sun catcher.

Now I'm sure this would be great to show support for your team as well as wreak rival fans with glare. And yes, that's a big cardinal.

Now I’m sure this would be great to show support for your team as well as wreak rival fans with glare. And yes, that’s a big cardinal.

61. These Atlanta Falcons booties are great for tiniest fans.

Of course, any baby who wears this might not learn to appreciate the joys of their team until they're older. Because I know these things are out there for pleasing the parents.

Of course, any baby who wears this might not learn to appreciate the joys of their team until they’re older. Because I know these things are out there for pleasing the parents.

62. Drink to your health with this Tennessee Titans mason jar wine glass.

Of course, cleaning this might depend on the kind of dishwasher you have. But at least it has a lid to keep your wine from spilling if you're not drinking it.

Of course, cleaning this might depend on the kind of dishwasher you have. But at least it has a lid to keep your wine from spilling if you’re not drinking it.

63. Show your teams pride with this Seattle Seahawks necklace pendant.

Now this is made from ribbons and put in the shape of a star. It's also held by a chain, by the way.

Now this is made from ribbons and put in the shape of a star. It’s also held by a chain, by the way.

64. Keep warm from the elements with this crocheted Saint Louis Rams cap.

And it has a horn just like you see in the Rams's helmets. Made for a child, so I'm sorry if you older fans are disappointed.

And it has a horn just like you see in the Rams’s helmets. Made for a child, so I’m sorry if you older fans are disappointed.

65. Keep warm this season with this Seattle Seahawks square scarf.

Now this scarf is made with Seahawks and bright green squares, all sewn together. Not sure what it'll look like on somebody though.

Now this scarf is made with Seahawks and bright green squares, all sewn together. Not sure what it’ll look like on somebody though.

66. Deck your halls with this Miami Dolphins Christmas tree ornament.

Now this is a stuffed ornament with ribbons and cloth. Yet, at least it's not a snowman because we all know that Miami doesn't see a single snowflake all year round. Well, unless you count their dolphin mascot from Ace Ventura.

Now this is a stuffed ornament with ribbons and cloth. Yet, at least it’s not a snowman because we all know that Miami doesn’t see a single snowflake all year round. Well, unless you count their dolphin mascot from Ace Ventura.

67. Style your hair with your very own Pittsburgh Steelers bow.

Yes, they have these. Oh, and yes, they do have one for every team. Of course, upon seeing this my Aunt Jane might consider getting one of these for my cousin Ava.

Yes, they have these. Oh, and yes, they do have one for every team. Of course, it’s cute and adorable in black an gold. And I picked the Steelers one since it shows up better.

68. Now this Washington Redskins quilt uses quite an elaborate design.

Now I really like the star pattern. However, we should all acknowledge that this won't be accepted at a Native American casino. Of course, why the Redskins don't change their name is beyond me.

Now I really like the star pattern. However, we should all acknowledge that this won’t be accepted at a Native American casino. Of course, why the Redskins don’t change their name is beyond me.

69. Decorate your lawn with a very special Green Bay Packers flamingo.

Hate to say this, but I kind of expect to see an NFL themed flamingo to depicts teams like the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Jacksonville Jaguars, and the the Miami Dolphins. Yet, this a Green Bay Packers one, a team that resides in a place where there are no flamingos whatsoever.

Hate to say this, but I kind of expect to see an NFL themed flamingo to depicts teams like the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Jacksonville Jaguars, and the the Miami Dolphins. Yet, this a Green Bay Packers one, a team that resides in a place where there are no flamingos whatsoever.

70. Now you, too, can cuddle up with your very own Saint Louis ram.

Now this is so adorable that even a young Rams fan might appreciate it. However, it does look a bit angry if you look at its eyes.

Now this is so adorable that even a young Rams fan might appreciate it. However, it does look a bit angry if you look at its eyes.

71. Drink in style with a bejeweled Houston Texans wine glass.

If it's not bejeweled tumblers, it's bejeweled wine glasses. Seriously, do people not understand that such wine glasses are tacky not classy?

If it’s not bejeweled tumblers, it’s bejeweled wine glasses. Seriously, do people not understand that such wine glasses are tacky not classy?

72. Have sweet dreams with your very own Pittsburgh Steelers dream catcher.

Remember a dream catcher is meant to protect people against experiencing nightmares. Or as Steeler fans see it, dreams involving a Super Bowl with the New England Patriots squaring off against the Dallas Cowboys. That or the Dallas Cowboys winning the Super Bowl.

Remember a dream catcher is meant to protect people against experiencing nightmares. Or as Steeler fans see it, dreams involving a Super Bowl with the New England Patriots squaring off against the Dallas Cowboys. That or the Dallas Cowboys winning the Super Bowl.

73. Keep your neck warm from the cold with this San Francisco 49ers fringe scarf.

Hey, I got one of these as you see in my opening picture. Except that it's black and gold and not too fancy.

Hey, I got one of these as you see in my opening picture. Except that it’s black and gold and not too fancy.

74. Now you can hang up stuff on your very own Seattle Seahawks bulletin board.

Of course, they have these for all the teams as you may know. But I'm sure that some Seahawks fans don't want to be reminded of what went down during the last Super Bowl.

Of course, they have these for all the teams as you may know. But I’m sure that some Seahawks fans don’t want to be reminded of what went down during the last Super Bowl.

75. Prepare your tailgate platter with this Green Bay Packers quilted table spread.

Actually this might be more appropriate for a buffet table which isn't normally used for food. Well, if it's beautifully furnished anyway. Well, why they call it a buffet table, I really don't understand.

Actually this might be more appropriate for a buffet table which isn’t normally used for food. Well, if it’s beautifully furnished anyway. Well, why they call it a buffet table, I really don’t understand.

76. Keep the room smelling nice with these Denver Broncos scented candles.

Now as to what a Denver Broncos candle might smell like is the question. Hope it's not of an actual Denver Bronco. Still, I'm sure the jars are hand painted, by the way.

Now as to what a Denver Broncos candle might smell like is the question. Hope it’s not of an actual Denver Bronco. Still, I’m sure the jars are hand painted, by the way.

77. Make your cat happy with these NFL themed catnip toys.

Well, at least they're things a cat might actually like. These consist of the New England Patriots and the Green Bay Packers.

Well, at least they’re things a cat might actually like. These consist of the New England Patriots and the Green Bay Packers.

78. Of course, any woman is bound to enjoy these Baltimore Ravens earrings.

Yes, I'm sure plenty of women would like these. However, if my uncle from Maryland got these for my aunt, well, let's just say it wouldn't go well. Well, unless he got the Ravens logos replaced by the Steelers logos instead.

Yes, I’m sure plenty of women would like these. However, if my uncle from Maryland got these for my aunt, well, let’s just say it wouldn’t go well. Well, unless he got the Ravens logos replaced by the Steelers logos instead.

79. Celebrate the Christmas season with a New York Giants snowman door decoration.

Of course, you can tell that it's a New York Giants snowman from its Santa cap. Also has a red scarf.

Of course, you can tell that it’s a New York Giants snowman from its Santa cap. Also has a red scarf.

80. Grace your home with this Pittsburgh Steelers flower pot arrangement.

The flowers and foliage are fake. But I'm sure people would buy this anyway. Because I know that Steeler fans kind of have a reputation for being crazy.

The flowers and foliage are fake. But I’m sure people would buy this anyway. Because I know that Steeler fans kind of have a reputation for being crazy.

The Interesting Life of NFL Merchandising

This isn't a great picture. But with the possible exception of the NFL scarf and my glasses, most of my Steeler regalia is licensed under the NFL alongside the Terrible Towel. And so is the football draft protector on top of that sailing picture.

This isn’t a great picture. But with the possible exception of the NFL scarf and my glasses, most of my Steeler regalia is licensed under the NFL alongside the Terrible Towel. I received the shirt and earrings as Christmas presents. And I bought the Terrible Towel during my time as a student at Saint Vincent College (which hosts Steelers Training Camp since the 1960s). The football draft protector on top of that sailing picture is also licensed. which has been in my family for years.

As many of you might already know, sports do a lot of merchandising. And the NFL is now exception, especially since this is the time of year that most of their items are on sale. Nevertheless, most items that go on sale have to be licensed by the organization before going on the market. Oh, and the NFL also makes millions of dollars on this as well. Still, there are plenty of NFL licensed items out there. Doesn’t hurt, that the NFL will sell just about anything. And I mean anything. Yes, you have the conventional gear like jerseys, hats, bedspreads, sweaters, jackets, tailgating stuff, or what not. However, any Sunday paper will feature ads pertaining to commemorative NFL as well with most consisting of figurines (which I can do a whole post about). Now these might feature team regalia as well as some degree of sickening sentimentality that you might see in a Hallmark Channel feature presentation. Now such items featured make me scratch my head on whoever’s willing to buy such crap. However, there’s a lot of other crazy crap the NFL license as well which I intend to show you. Some of these products might be the result of creative marketing while others might make you scratch your head. Now despite spending all four years of high school and college in marching band, I’m not much of a sports fan and usually don’t watch many games. But I understand that sports play a huge role in the Pittsburgh area that it’s something I really can’t ignore not writing about in my blog. For instance, the city of Pittsburgh has at least one statue of Mario Lemieux and Roberto Clemente (though the latter is more understandable) but despite years of discussion, they don’t even have a single one of Gene Kelly (for the love of God, people, put one up already!). But while the sports mentality eludes me, there are some sports fans out there who seem to support their team in ways that would go above and beyond what a normal fan might do. And yes, the NFL has the kind of stuff for them, to. So for your viewing pleasure, here is a trove of NFL merchandise that are either creative as well as bizarre.

  1. Grill burgers and hotdogs for tailgating with this Oakland Raiders drum smoker.
Now I understand that people grill during tailgating. But I'm not sure why anyone would take this heavy thing with them to the stadium. I mean a George Foreman grill would do just as good and is way easier to carry.

Now I understand that people grill during tailgating. But I’m not sure why anyone would take this heavy thing with them to the stadium. I mean a George Foreman grill would do just as good and is way easier to carry.

2. If you live in Wisconsin, brave the cold Midwest winters with this Green Bay Packers cheese scarf.

Now this is quite clever. After all, Packers are called Cheeseheads for a reason. It was only a matter of time before they'd come up with this.

Now this is quite clever. After all, Packers are called Cheeseheads for a reason. It was only a matter of time before they’d come up with this.

3. Nothing makes a tailgate party a bash than a football condiment set.

Now this kind of clever as well. After all, everyone needs a place for toppings and condiments for their burgers and hot dogs. Still, I think one for all occasions would be better.

Now this kind of clever as well. After all, everyone needs a place for toppings and condiments for their burgers and hot dogs. Still, I think one for all occasions would be better.

4. Go to the game in style with these Baltimore Ravens wedge heel shoes

Now NFL licensed tennis shoes and baby booties are one thing. However, if I went to a stadium game, I'd usually opt for athletic shoes. Not for these.

Now NFL licensed tennis shoes and baby booties are one thing. However, if I went to a stadium game, I’d usually opt for athletic shoes. Not for these.

5. Of course, any drinking Dallas Cowboys fan would appreciate this decanter set.

I'm sure this set won't be used for drinking beer. Those are shot glasses. Of course, this will probably be in uses for any Cowboys fan to drown in their sorrows when their team loses.

I’m sure this set won’t be used for drinking beer. Those are shot glasses. Of course, this will probably be in uses for any Cowboys fan to drown in their sorrows when their team loses.

6. For the nurse in the Mile High City, support your team with these Denver Broncos scrubs.

That way, any nurse loving the Denver Broncos can show support for their team even during the weekends on call. I'm sure being in the hospital during game day is now picnic.

That way, any nurse loving the Denver Broncos can show support for their team even during the weekends on call. I’m sure being in the hospital during game day is now picnic.

7. No man’s suit is complete without these Kansas City Chiefs cuff links.

Sure they may make a great gift for him. But when will a guy use these is the question. I don't know about you but I'm no fan of sports imagery mixing with formal wear.

Sure they may make a great gift for him. But when will a guy use these is the question. I don’t know about you but I’m no fan of sports imagery mixing with formal wear.

8. For those Peyton Manning fans out there, this might be the jersey for you.

If you like Peyton Manning but aren't sure whether to wear his jersey from the Colts or the Broncos, this solves your problems. I mean why choose when you could have both?

If you like Peyton Manning but aren’t sure whether to wear his jersey from the Colts or the Broncos, this solves your problems. I mean why choose when you could have both?

9. Make your home office the ultimate man cave with this New York Jets office chair.

Not sure if sports imagery and office stuff go together. However, when it comes to buying office stuff for football fans, I'd just stick to office supplies.

Not sure if sports imagery and office stuff go together. However, when it comes to buying office stuff for football fans, I’d just stick to office supplies.

10. Get your mail in fabulous football fashion with this Pittsburgh Steelers mailbox.

Now this is interesting. Clever how it has a helmet design. However, let's hope this person lives in a safe neighborhood because I'm sure this mailbox is made from plastic. And let's just say, plastic mailboxes don't do well against vandalism.

Now this is interesting. Clever how it has a helmet design. However, let’s hope this person lives in a safe neighborhood because I’m sure this mailbox is made from plastic. And let’s just say, plastic mailboxes don’t do well against vandalism. Believe me, I know.

11. Ladies, please your man with your very own set of Dallas Cowboys lingerie.

Now I don't get this. Yes, I'm sure there are plenty of women who love football. I can understand NFL themed underwear for either gender and all ages. But NFL themed lingerie is ridiculous.

Now I don’t get this. Yes, I’m sure there are plenty of women who love football. I can understand NFL themed underwear or pajamas for either gender and all ages. But NFL themed lingerie is ridiculous.

12. Wake up in the morning with toast from this Chicago Bears football toaster.

Yeah, having a NFL branded toast from a football toaster for breakfast. Seems more like an expensive novelty item that I don't need.

Yeah, having a NFL branded toast from a football toaster for breakfast. Seems more like an expensive novelty item that I don’t need.

13. Have a hard time keeping track of snacks? Then this Pittsburgh Steelers assorted snack helmet should make things easier.

I have to admit, this is quite clever. Now the potato chips can be on top while the other stuff is situated at the face mask.

I have to admit, this is quite clever. Now the potato chips can be on top while the other stuff is situated at the face mask.

14. Want to sparkle in the stands? Well, how about a Green Bay Packers sequins baseball cap?

Okay, I can totally understand the NFL selling baseball caps. But sequins baseball caps? I'm sure women will be perfectly fine buying the regular ones.

Okay, I can totally understand the NFL selling baseball caps. But sequins baseball caps? I’m sure women will be perfectly fine buying the regular ones.

15. Cuddle up to watch the game with your very own Pittsburgh Steelers snuggie.

Now I'm sure the NFL sells team snuggies all the time. But this one is particularly noteworthy since it has a player from the neck down on it.

Now I’m sure the NFL sells team snuggies all the time. But this one is particularly noteworthy since it has a player from the neck down on it.

16. Nothing makes you a real football fan than a Dallas Cowboys blinged helmet.

I think this is from the same company that made the ridiculous pet jewelry. And like pet jewelry, it's probably a very expensive thing nobody needs.

I think this is from the same company that made the ridiculous pet jewelry. And like pet jewelry, it’s probably a very expensive thing nobody needs.

17. Step in style with these glittery Pittsburgh Steelers high heeled shoes.

Now I know there are many female Steeler fans out there. But Steeler high heels? Seriously, I might like high heels as much as the next girl. But I'd usually wear them for more formal occasions. Besides, high heels aren't the most comfortable. Seriously, why?

Now I know there are many female Steeler fans out there. But Steeler high heels? Seriously, I might like high heels as much as the next girl. But I’d usually wear them for more formal occasions. Besides, high heels aren’t the most comfortable. Seriously, why?

18. Slip into bed with this Denver Broncos negligee.

Now lacy underwear is one thing. But sexy NFL sleepwear is a whole different matter. I'm sure there are plenty of women who love professional football. But how many of them are willing to buy an NFL negligee I have no idea.

Now lacy underwear is one thing. But sexy NFL sleepwear is a whole different matter. I’m sure there are plenty of women who love professional football. But how many of them are willing to buy an NFL negligee I have no idea.

19. Enjoy a romantic dinner with this Carolina Panthers high heel wine bottle holder.

Now I featured the high heel bottle holder in an earlier post as a bad Mother's Day gift. Make it NFL themed and it achieves a whole new level of tackiness. Why the NFL sells these, I have no idea.

Now I featured the high heel bottle holder in an earlier post as a bad Mother’s Day gift. Make it NFL themed and it achieves a whole new level of tackiness. Why the NFL sells these, I have no idea.

20. Nothing makes tailgating more fun than a San Francisco 49ers picnic basket.

It's also said to be collapsible and insulated. So this is no ordinary picnic basket. But one with all the perks of a lunchbox and/or cooler.

It’s also said to be collapsible and insulated. So this is no ordinary picnic basket. But one with all the perks of a lunchbox and/or cooler.

21. Make your bachelorette party a splash with this Miami Dolphins bachelorette party veil.

Now I have no idea why any girl would want a NFL themed bachelorette party. And even so, I'm not sure who the hell would have a veil like this.

Now I have no idea why any girl would want a NFL themed bachelorette party. And even so, I’m not sure who the hell would have a veil like this.

22. Celebrate the football season with this Green Bay Packers miniature tailgate set.

Don't really see miniature gardeners as football fans. But what do I know? Still, they sell stuff like this at SkyMall, just so you know.

Don’t really see miniature gardeners as football fans. But what do I know? Still, they sell stuff like this at SkyMall, just so you know.

23. Drink a toast to your favorite team with this Miami Dolphins artisan wine glass.

I suppose these are more or less collector's items and used more often for decoration. Not sure if anyone would use them for drinking.

I suppose these are more or less collector’s items and used more often for decoration. Not sure if anyone would use them for drinking.

24. Cool yourself off with this Pittsburgh Steelers helmet fan.

Now this is actually quite ingenious. Gives the concept,

Now this is actually quite ingenious. Gives the concept, “ultimate NFL fan” a whole new meaning. Wonder how big it is.

25. Keep yourself warm with this New England Patriots luchador mask.

It's said that amid of the Deflategate scandals, Tom Brady considered wearing one of these during his suspension. But it was later lifted by a federal judge in New York, on account that Brady was on his fantasy football team.

It’s said that amid of the Deflategate scandals, Tom Brady considered wearing one of these during his suspension. But it was later lifted by a federal judge in New York, on account that Brady was on his fantasy football team.

26. Kick back and watch the game with this Washington Redskins couch.

For some NFL fans, a team themed couch might be something they'd like to have, but will never get. Well, unless they're married to someone who's as much of a passionate football as them or very rich.

For some NFL fans, a team themed couch might be something they’d like to have, but will never get. Well, unless they’re married to someone who’s as much of a passionate football as them or very rich.

27. For babies, this New England Patriots blinky will surely show support for your team.

I have no qualms of the NFL selling pacifiers. But bling pacifiers? Seriously, why? A regular pacifier is cheap and does the job just as well. A bling pacifier is just so goddamned stupid.

I have no qualms of the NFL selling pacifiers. But bling pacifiers? Seriously, why? A regular pacifier is cheap and does the job just as well. A bling pacifier is just so goddamned stupid.

28. Make yourself at home with this Green Bay Packers coffee table.

This will probably be a good addition to anyone's man cave or bachelor pad living room. Then again, if you want a team coffee table, you could just put team decals on it and take them off whenever you want. It's also much cheaper.

This will probably be a good addition to anyone’s man cave, bar room, or bachelor pad living room. Then again, if you want a team coffee table, you could just put team decals on it and take them off whenever you want. It’s also much cheaper.

29. Help keep the garden birds clean with this Indianapolis Colts bird bath.

Of course, knowing birds, I'm sure this would be covered in bird shit once it's in use. Hope the fan doesn't take it personally. But that's what birds do.

Of course, knowing birds, I’m sure this would be covered in bird shit once it’s in use. Hope the fan doesn’t take it personally. But that’s what birds do.

30. Make some grilled cheese sandwiches and waffles with this New York Jets sandwich and waffle grill.

Now I suppose that whoever buys this would be willing to buy a generic kitchen item to show that they're more of a fan than you. I mean nobody needs a NFL team logo on their grilled cheese sandwich.

Now I suppose that whoever buys this would be willing to buy a generic kitchen item to show that they’re more of a fan than you. I mean nobody needs a NFL team logo on their grilled cheese sandwich.

31. Bring in the spirit of your team to your pizza party with a Jacksonville Jaguars edible helmet pizza print.

From Sporting News:

From Sporting News: “The perfect topping to make a football party even more football partier. Apply the helmet of this subpar team to any piping hot pizza and revel in its edibleness. Mediocrity tastes delicious.”

32. Celebrate the Christmas season with this Buffalo Bills Christmas tree topper.

From Sporting News:

From Sporting News: “What better way to bring endless cheer than this holiday reminder that your team is playing for a draft pick? Nothing says ‘the birth of Jesus’ quite like corporate propaganda.” I think I’d rather go with a generic Christmas angel and star, thank you very much. Seriously, I don’t want an NFL team logo topping my Christmas tree.

33. Show your team spirit in your closet with a set of New York Jets wooden hangers.

On NFL shop a set of 3 of these cost $12.95, which is overpriced. You can easily get a set of 5 for $6.99 at Bed, Bath, and Beyond, but without the NFL logo. Actually you can get wooden hangers practically anywhere like pharmacies, hardware stores, as well as clothing and general living stores. So these aren't worth it.

On NFL shop a set of 3 of these cost $12.95, which is overpriced. You can easily get a set of 5 for $6.99 at Bed, Bath, and Beyond, but without the NFL logo. Actually you can get wooden hangers practically anywhere like pharmacies, hardware stores, as well as clothing and general living stores. So these aren’t worth it.

34. Make sure your tires are fully filled and sealed with these San Francisco 49ers valve stem covers.

NFL promotions aside, this begs the question. I mean who in the hell would ever buy valve stem covers? Are they even necessary? Most cars probably don't have all 4 and their tires are most likely doing just fine.

NFL promotions aside, this begs the question. I mean who in the hell would ever buy valve stem covers? Are they even necessary? Most cars probably don’t have all 4 and their tires are most likely doing just fine.

35. Bugs bothering you? Then take care of business with these Dallas Cowboys fly swatters.

Seems like everything is bigger in Texas, even the fruit flies. Besides, fly swatters are kind of obsolete anyway. Better used by people who want to keep Tony Romo away from the chips and dip at a dinner party.

Seems like everything is bigger in Texas, even the fruit flies. Besides, fly swatters are kind of obsolete anyway. Better used by people who want to keep Tony Romo away from the chips and dip at a dinner party.

36. Clean yourself in the shower with this Chicago Bears Loofa.

For just $7.49, you can clean your entire body with Chicago pride using this loofa with an embroidered, cartoonish bear that looks like he's having a bit too much fun. Seriously, Bears fans, is cleaning your body with a cartoonish bear going to make you a better football fan? I don't want to know.

For just $7.49, you can clean your entire body with Chicago pride using this loofa with an embroidered, cartoonish bear that looks like he’s having a bit too much fun. Seriously, Bears fans, is cleaning your body with a cartoonish bear going to make you a better football fan? I don’t want to know.

37. Spend some time with your buddies during commercial break by playing cribbage with this Minnesota Vikings cribbage board.

From Sporting News:

From Sporting News: “There may be no greater reminder that the NFL will license anything than a board game that hasn’t been popular since the 1980s.” Besides, I’ve only heard about this game on M*A*S*H, and only as a reason why Major Winchester got kicked out of Tokyo General and transferred to the M*A*S*H 4077th. But still, does anyone play that game anymore? I doubt it.

38. Like football? Then I’m sure children will find delight in this New England Patriots boxing hand puppet.

Yes, this might be a fun to for WWII era children. But they're all either senior citizens or dead by now. Would love to use this against Tom Brady.

Yes, this might be a fun to for WWII era children. But they’re all either senior citizens or dead by now. Would love to use this against Tom Brady.

39. Support your team while running a busy restaurant kitchen with this Tampa Bay Buccaneers premium chef coat.

From Sporting News:

From Sporting News: “This 100 percent cotton coat is perfect for any tailgate chef looking to take their game to the next level. Nobody would doubt your grilling skills if they see you flipping burgers in this 12-button, French-cut with a thermometer pocket on the sleeve. While you won’t doubt your culinary expertise, your friends may wonder why you attend tailgates dressed like Bobby Flay.”

40. Show your team spirit in your steak with this Cincinnati Bengals meat branding iron.

Sorry, but branding your steak doesn't make it taste better. In fact, branding your steak isn't really necessary. And no, I don't think such an implement will make even the most distinguished grillmeister a better fan.

Sorry, but branding your steak doesn’t make it taste better. In fact, branding your steak isn’t really necessary. And no, I don’t think such an implement will make even the most distinguished grillmeister a better fan.

41. Travel around the golf course in this Seattle Seahawks golf cart.

Now I know the NFL sells a lot of golf stuff. But I think this golf cart is ridiculous. Seriously, I'm sure only rich golf fans could even buy this.

Now I know the NFL sells a lot of golf stuff. But I think this golf cart is ridiculous. Seriously, I’m sure only rich golf fans could even buy this.

42. Aim for comfort with this Pittsburgh Steelers bra and underwear set.

Sure an NFL team themed bra and underwear set might be quite weird if you get my drift. However, I take more an affront with the words,

Sure an NFL team themed bra and underwear set might be quite weird if you get my drift. However, I take more an affront with the words, “I’ll be your half-time show” more than anything. Of course, can you expect the NFL to be nice to women? No.

43. Style up your hair with an Atlanta Falcons hair extensions.

Yeah, I'm sure want to support my team by wearing NFL licensed hair extensions. Sure it might look cool on some women but utterly ridiculous on others.

Yeah, I’m sure want to support my team by wearing NFL licensed hair extensions. Sure it might look cool on some women but utterly ridiculous on others.

44. Go to the game in style with this Dallas Cowboy sparkly baseball hat with leopard prints.

Now an NFL licensed baseball hat is one thing. But one with a sparkly logo and leopard prints? That's just insane. Seriously, that's the tackiest baseball hat I've ever seen.

Now an NFL licensed baseball hat is one thing. But one with a sparkly logo and leopard prints? That’s just insane. Seriously, that’s the tackiest baseball hat I’ve ever seen.

45. On cold days, show friends you’re crazy for your team with this Philadelphia Eagles soup bowl.

It's even shaped like a helmet for added emphasis, too. Besides, you don't have to use it for soup. You can put all kinds of things in there like like candy, almonds, or even prescription drugs!

It’s even shaped like a helmet for added emphasis, too. Besides, you don’t have to use it for soup. You can put all kinds of things in there like like candy, almonds, or even prescription drugs!

46. Have an NFL team you particularly dislike? Then wipe your but with some Dallas Cowboys toilet paper.

I chose the Dallas Cowboy in this case because my dad hates them more than any other team in the league. However, the New England Patriots aren't far behind. Neither are the Baltimore Ravens or the Cleveland Browns.

I chose the Dallas Cowboy in this case because my dad hates them more than any other team in the league. However, the New England Patriots aren’t far behind. Neither are the Baltimore Ravens or the Cleveland Browns.

47. Look like a badass with this New York Giants fighter pilot helmet.

From Bleacher Report:

From Bleacher Report: “You don’t need to be in a plane to enjoy this pilot helmet! Wear it to the grocery store, in bed, or even to work! Don’t worry if people are looking at you funny — they’re just jealous!” Actually unless you’re in a plane, wearing a fighter pilot helmet will make you look like an idiot.

48. Give your hotdogs the big league treatment with this Dallas Cowboys hotdog branding iron.

Is branding your hotdogs really necessary? Seriously, as long as they're grilled, who the hell would give a shit if they have your favorite team on them? Besides, I really don't want to eat a hotdog that supports the Dallas Cowboys anyway.

Is branding your hotdogs really necessary? Seriously, as long as they’re grilled, who the hell would give a shit if they have your favorite team on them? Besides, I really don’t want to eat a hotdog that supports the Dallas Cowboys anyway.

49. Support your team on the open range with a pair of these Miami Dolphins cowboy boots.

Now I'd understand the Dallas Cowboys having these for obvious reasons. But there are NFL licensed cowboy boots for practically every single team. And I'm not sure  if having cowboy boots is appropriate for the Miami Dolphins.

Now I’d understand the Dallas Cowboys having these for obvious reasons. But there are NFL licensed cowboy boots for practically every single team. And I’m not sure if having cowboy boots is appropriate for the Miami Dolphins.

50. Get ready for your tailgating party with this Arizona Cardinals crock pot.

Now I can understand why you'd use a crock pot for tailgating (even though I'm not sure about how they'd get the electricity). However, what I don't get is why anyone would need one with an NFL logo when just a normal one would do.

Now I can understand why you’d use a crock pot for tailgating (even though I’m not sure about how they’d get the electricity). However, what I don’t get is why anyone would need one with an NFL logo when just a normal one would do.

51. Of course, this T-shirt designer obviously thinks: “If Marilyn Monroe were alive today, she’d be a Dallas Cowboys fan.”

Okay, now it's one thing to have a sexy woman on a T-shirt wearing a Tony Romo Jersey. But a tattooed Marilyn Monroe? Seriously, Dallas, how can you possibly think that Marilyn would ever support your team? I mean she was born in California and was married to a New York Yankee and a New York playwright. So I don't think she'd be a Dallas Cowboys fan.

Okay, now it’s one thing to have a sexy woman on a T-shirt wearing a Tony Romo Jersey. But a tattooed Marilyn Monroe? Seriously, Dallas, how can you possibly think that Marilyn would ever support your team? I mean she was born in California and was married to a New York Yankee and a New York playwright. So I don’t think she’d be a Dallas Cowboys fan.

52. Now you can stage your on fantasy football tournament with your friends by winning this NFL Fantasy Football trophy.

I may not get fantasy football or have any interest in it. But I really do like this trophy since I find it so amusingly appropriate. Yeah, the happy guy standing out of his armchair with his laptop is priceless.

I may not get fantasy football or have any interest in it. But I really do like this trophy since I find it so amusingly appropriate. Yeah, the happy guy standing out of his armchair with his laptop is priceless.

53. Have your daughter look like a princess with her very own Houston Texans princess tiara and wand.

Yeah, I really think that a little girl would want a tiara and wand with her favorite NFL football team. Seriously, even little girls know that Disney is a way better place for princess gear than the NFL.

Yeah, I really think that a little girl would want a tiara and wand with her favorite NFL football team. Seriously, even little girls know that Disney is a way better place for princess gear than the NFL.

54. Get fired up this summer with this San Diego Chargers swimsuit.

Well, I have to admit at least the top is compatible with my bra size. Still, despite the lightning bolts on her outfit, she doesn't come across as "electrifying" to me.

Well, I have to admit at least the top is compatible with my bra size. Still, despite the lightning bolts on her outfit, she doesn’t come across as “electrifying” to me.

55. For your wedding, nothing goes better on a bride than a Denver Broncos garter.

Well, at least it's something blue. But still, a Denver Broncos garter? Seriously, why?

Well, at least it’s something blue. But still, a Denver Broncos garter? I really want to know why anyone would consider such item as appropriate for a wedding.

56. Nothing shows your love of football more than a bedazzled pigskin.

Now there are things that should and can be bedazzled. And there are things that shouldn't be bedazzled. A football would generally fall into the latter.

Now there are things that should and can be bedazzled. And there are things that shouldn’t be bedazzled. A football would generally fall into the latter.

57. Be the ballerina princess of the gridiron with this Washington Redskins tutu set.

Now these NFL tutus tend to be catered to young girls which is fine by me. However, they also sell these to women which makes them look like idiots.

Now these NFL tutus tend to be catered to young girls which is fine by me. However, they also sell these to women which makes them look like idiots.

58. Keep your hands warm with these Seattle Seahawks pom pom gloves.

Now I wonder how people can actually eat with those on or possibly do other things. Because I think I see the pom poms getting in the way.

Now I wonder how people can actually eat with those on or possibly do other things. Because I think I see the pom poms getting in the way.

59. Clean yourself up with your very own Saint Louis Rams shower curtain.

Now I'm sure there are plenty who'd dream of having an NFL shower curtain. However, I'm positive that few actually do, especially if your team's colors doesn't go well with the room.

Now I’m sure there are plenty who’d dream of having an NFL shower curtain. However, I’m positive that few actually do, especially if your team’s colors doesn’t go well with the room.

60. Kick back, relax, and watch the game with your very own New Orleans Saints recliner.

Of course, there are some people who might want their team logo on an easy chair. But this doesn't mean they should be in a living room. More like someone's entertainment center or man cave.

Of course, there are some people who might want their team logo on an easy chair. But this doesn’t mean they should be in a living room. More like someone’s entertainment center or man cave.

61. Snuggle up with your very own Eli Manning plushie.

Yes, this is a plushie of the New York Giants quarterback as well as 2 time Super Bowl MVP. However, before Peyton should get this to taunt his brother, he should know that they have one of him, too. Oh, and they also have Tony Romo, Jay Cutler, Larry Fitzgerald, Ben Roethlisberger, Troy Polamalu, and Michael Vick.

Yes, this is a plushie of the New York Giants quarterback as well as 2 time Super Bowl MVP. However, before Peyton should get this to taunt his brother, he should know that they have one of him, too. Oh, and they also have Tony Romo, Jay Cutler, Larry Fitzgerald, Ben Roethlisberger, Troy Polamalu, and Michael Vick.

62. Support your team and have your nails shimmer with a set of Tennessee Titans nail decals.

Also, kind of funny how Cover Girl has a feature on NFL nail designs. As if I really give a shit about what my nails look like when watching a football game (not).

Also, kind of funny how Cover Girl has a feature on NFL nail designs. As if I really give a shit about what my nails look like when watching a football game (not).

63. Keep your beverages fresh with your very own Kansas City Chiefs refrigerator.

Has their own taps. For what, I really don't want to find out. However, I think a getting a NFL themed fridge is kind of ridiculous if you get my drift.

Has their own taps. For what, I really don’t want to find out. However, I think a getting a NFL themed fridge is kind of ridiculous if you get my drift.

64. Be the ultimate fan and grace your bathroom with a Kansas City Chiefs toilet.

Seriously, why show your love for your team by buying something that usually goes with the house? I mean the only reason why anyone would buy a new toilet is if suddenly bursts into a bunch of bits. I mean why?

Seriously, why show your love for your team by buying something that usually goes with the house? I mean the only reason why anyone would buy a new toilet is if suddenly bursts into a bunch of bits. I mean why?

65. Fit into your dress with this Denver Broncos orange satin corset.

Okay, NFL lingerie is one thing. But an NFL themed corset? Please. I mean most women don't wear corsets anymore for God's sake. Seriously, why?

Okay, NFL lingerie is one thing. But an NFL themed corset? Please. I mean most women don’t wear corsets anymore for God’s sake. Seriously, why?

66. Cozy up while watching the game with your very own Washington Redskins moccasins.

I know that the NFL issues moccasins for every team. But a Washington Redskins themed moccasins is the kind that offends Native Americans. I mean for the love of God, Redskins, can you just change your freaking name?

I know that the NFL issues moccasins for every team. But a Washington Redskins themed moccasins is the kind that offends Native Americans. I mean for the love of God, Redskins, can you just change your freaking name?

67. Customize your game room with a Cleveland Browns pool table.

On second thought, don't because brown and orange are terrible colors for decor anyway. Besides, I think showing your love for your team with a pool table is a bit much.

On second thought, don’t because brown and orange are terrible colors for decor anyway. Besides, I think showing your love for your team with a pool table is a bit much.

68. Fire up the grill with these Detroit Lions grill tools.

Now I know people grill stuff for football games. But feeling that you need to buy NFL themed grill tools is just so absurd. A normal set of grill tools from Wal Mart would do just as good.

Now I know people grill stuff for football games. But feeling that you need to buy NFL themed grill tools is just so absurd. A normal set of grill tools from Wal Mart would do just as good.

69. Store your beer for tailgating with this Buffalo Bills football cooler.

Now this is quite a clever contraption. However, I wonder how big it is and whether it would fit in a sedan trunk. Also, can be dragged by wheels.

Now this is quite a clever contraption. However, I wonder how big it is and whether it would fit in a sedan trunk. Also, can be dragged by wheels.

70. Show your support for your team by painting your nails with your very own Pittsburgh Steelers nail polish.

Now NFL themed nail polish. Do you think women will find it necessary to paint their nails the team colors? I think not.

Now NFL themed nail polish. Do you think women will find it necessary to paint their nails the team colors? I think not.

71. Celebrate Christmas with this New England Patriots Christmas stocking.

Probably wouldn't want to look in there. Might contain stuff like spy cams, deflaters, and radio headsets with really bad reception.

Probably wouldn’t want to look in there. Might contain stuff like spy cams, deflaters, and radio headsets with really bad reception.

72. Light up your pool table with a Saint Louis Rams box-style billiard light.

With a lamp like this at your pool table, you can now really make your man cave look like a bar. Of course, it might even become one if you keep your alcohol there.

With a lamp like this at your pool table, you can now really make your man cave look like a bar. Of course, it might even become one if you keep your alcohol there.

73. Fire up and flip your burgers with a Philadelphia Eagles grill.

Now grill tools and meat branders are one thing. But a NFL themed grill? That's insane. Seriously, why?

Now grill tools and meat branders are one thing. But a NFL themed grill? That’s insane. Seriously, why?

74. Enjoy the big game with your Denver Broncos bling baseball cap.

Will certainly cost a lot more than a regular NFL licensed baseball cap. So I wouldn't consider it a worthy investment.

Will certainly cost a lot more than a regular NFL licensed baseball cap. So I wouldn’t consider it a worthy investment. It’s a waste.

75. Decorate your garden for game day with a Green Bay Packers garden stepping stone.

Well, that seems like an interesting idea. Of course, it might not look as nice when the elements take over, especially the bird poop.

Well, that seems like an interesting idea. Of course, it might not look as nice when the elements take over, especially the bird poop. Or the dog poop.

76. Make your alcoholic beverages look festive with this Indianapolis Colts bottle charms.

I have no idea why people would consider decorating their alcoholic beverage bottles. Such charms seem like useless decorations for me. Seriously, why?

I have no idea why people would consider decorating their alcoholic beverage bottles. Such charms seem like useless decorations for me. Seriously, why?

77. Kick back and enjoy the game in a Minnesota Vikings helmet chair.

In some ways, it looks like something only a really crazy fan may buy. But on the other hand, it looks somewhat ingenious. I can't decide.

In some ways, it looks like something only a really crazy fan may buy. But on the other hand, it looks somewhat ingenious. I can’t decide. But it’s probably not cheap so it’s not what I’d buy anyway.

78. Snack on some cheese and crackers with your very own Carolina Panthers cheese cutting board set.

And the cutting board is depicted like a football field. I wonder if this might carry some unfortunate implications like cutting the cheese at the 40 yard line.

And the cutting board is depicted like a football field. I wonder if this might carry some unfortunate implications like cutting the cheese at the 40 yard line.

79. Enjoy bath time with this Cincinnati Bengals rubber duckie.

Looking at this rubber duckie, I'm wondering why Ernie didn't get a Jets or Giants one. Oh, wait, I'm sure Ernie isn't much of a football fan.

Looking at this rubber duckie, I’m wondering why Ernie didn’t get a Jets or Giants one. Oh, wait, I’m sure Ernie isn’t much of a football fan.

80. Cuddle up at the big game with a Pittsburgh Steelers Steely McBeam pillow pet.

Yes, they make them for all teams. However, Steely McBeam isn't well loved by Steelers fans since he's terrifying as hell. So let me say just kill it, kill it with fire.

Yes, they make them for all teams. However, Steely McBeam isn’t well loved by Steelers fans since he’s terrifying as hell. So let me say just kill it, kill it with fire.

NFL Fans Dressed and Ready for Game Day

This is me in my Steeler gear since I live within the Pittsburgh Metropolitan area. Now I may not be a big sports fan like my dad. But since I have a Terrible Towel, a Steeler T-Shirt, Steeler earrings, and a Steeler scarf, I thought I might as well use them for this post. Besides, this is kind of tame compared to the fans you'll see in this.

This is me in my Steeler gear since I live within the Pittsburgh Metropolitan area. Now I may not be a big sports fan like my dad. But since I have a Terrible Towel, a Steeler T-Shirt, Steeler earrings, and a Steeler scarf, I thought I might as well use them for this post. Besides, this is kind of tame compared to the fans you’ll see in this.

As many of you avid sports fans may know, this Thursday is the start of NFL Football season which is opening that night in a game between this year’s Super Bowl champions the New England Patriots against my home team the Pittsburgh Steelers. Of course, we know that Tom Brady will be starting since he acted like a big baby and challenged his 4 game suspension in court over the deflated football scandal, but that’s beside the point. Now while my dad may be an avid Steeler fan as well as looks forward to watching the games week after week, he’d rather do so in the comfort of his own home on TV. At least there he can go to the bathroom during commercial break, not have to pay for food or admission, and sit in a place most comfortable to him. However, there are plenty of football fans who tend to go a bit further than my dad. Some of these might be wanting to see their team at Steeler Training Camp or going to the games themselves. And then there are people who have to go to the games all dressed up for the occasion in their full regalia. Some of these fans have very creative ways to show their love for their favorite team. Some of them even become known characters with their own blurb on the news as such. So for your reading pleasure to you NFL fans out there, I give you an assortment of pro football fans out there dressed up to show their support for their teams.

  1. I swear to you that this Oakland Raiders fan is a little on the Dark Side of the Force.
And Darth Vader is all decked in his spiked shoulder pads and bracelets to show it. Play well, Raiders, or else he might Force choke you. And you don't want that.

And Darth Vader is all decked in his spiked shoulder pads and bracelets to show it. Play well, Raiders, or else he might Force choke you. And you don’t want that.

2. Now this woman can’t leave home for the game without her Cleveland Browns hat.

Now I have to admit, she has quite a creative fashion sense as the Bone Lady. However, I'm sure dressing like that isn't going to help her team. And I know that the Browns aren't known for their winning streaks in the AFC North.

Now I have to admit, she has quite a creative fashion sense as the Bone Lady. However, I’m sure dressing like that isn’t going to help her team. And I know that the Browns aren’t known for their winning streaks in the AFC North.

3. When it comes to withstanding the cold, Packers fans are the most resilient around.

Now these guys must have been outside for hours. Then again, the icicles are only part of the costume. Or so it seems.

Now these guys must have been outside for hours. Then again, the icicles are only part of the costume. Or so it seems.

4. Now this luchador is ready to fight for his beloved Houston Texans.

Of course, I hope that guy is a Mexican because his costume is a bit stereotypical. Also, I'm sure luchadores don't use knives in the ring, let alone long badass ones.

Of course, I hope that guy is a Mexican because his costume is a bit stereotypical. Also, I’m sure luchadores don’t use knives in the ring, let alone long badass ones.

5. Sometimes a Colts fan needs to show up to the game all covered in his bling.

Now if all that doesn't make him a Super Fan, then I don't know what does. Still, I'm sure he has a tendency to put all his fellow Indianapolis Colts fans to shame.

Now if all that doesn’t make him a Super Fan, then I don’t know what does. Still, I’m sure he has a tendency to put all his fellow Indianapolis Colts fans to shame.

6. When it comes to the Alien vs. Predator ordeal, I’m fairly confident that Predator is an avid Seattle Seahawks fan.

Now I'd really hate to see how this guy's taking it after seeing the Seahawks losing to the Patriots at the Super Bowl. Let's just say he was especially not pleased with his team losing to a bunch of cheaters known to deflate their footballs.

Now I’d really hate to see how this guy’s taking it after seeing the Seahawks losing to the Patriots at the Super Bowl. Let’s just say he was especially not pleased with his team losing to a bunch of cheaters known to deflate their footballs.

7. While Darth Vader may like the Raiders, Boba Fett seems to prefer the Saints.

Of course, he might be so disappointed that he didn't have a role to play in Bountygate. If he did, then the other teams players would probably be frozen in carbonite by now.

Of course, he might be so disappointed that he didn’t have a role to play in Bountygate. If he did, then the other teams players would probably be frozen in carbonite by now.

8. Now when it comes to the big game, Kansas City Chiefs fans certainly know how to dress.

Cultural appropriation aside, I have to admit the Arrowhead is quite clever. However, I'm not sure what creature the other guy is supposed to be. Seems like a combination between a man, a ferocious dog, and a bear.

Cultural appropriation aside, I have to admit the Arrowhead is quite clever. However, I’m not sure what creature the other guy is supposed to be. Seems like a combination between a man, a ferocious dog, and a bear.

9. When it comes to supporting the Denver Broncos, it all depends on the kind of head you wear.

I don't know about you, but I find the idea of wearing a horse's head to a game as both creepy and strangely amusing at the same time. I'm not sure what other people might think of it though.

I don’t know about you, but I find the idea of wearing a horse’s head to a game as both creepy and strangely amusing at the same time. I’m not sure what other people might think of it though.

10. Of course, a true Oakland Raiders fan can’t leave home without his skulls.

And it seems that this guy has a lot of them. Of course, I wonder the ones on his belt add to any discomfort if he feels like sitting down.

And it seems that this guy has a lot of them. Of course, I wonder the ones on his belt add to any discomfort if he feels like sitting down.

11. Even the Voo Doo monsters turn out to support the New Orleans Saints.

Of course, I think this guy might frighten kid. But, seeing his beloved Saints helps get him out of the swamp now and then. Besides, he's actually quite friendly when you get to know him.

Of course, I think this guy might frighten kid. But, seeing his beloved Saints helps get him out of the swamp now and then. Besides, he’s actually quite friendly when you get to know him.

12. These two sisters traveled all the way from Whoville to show their support for their beloved Green Bay Packers.

Now I'm sure those women probably drove to the game in a convertible. Because I can't think of a car that would accommodate these crazy Dr. Seuss inspired hairdos. Then again, they could just be wigs for all we know.

Now I’m sure those women probably drove to the game in a convertible. Because I can’t think of a car that would accommodate these crazy Dr. Seuss inspired hairdos. Then again, they could just be wigs for all we know.

13. This Seattle Seahawks fan has his ungodly horns signed by all his favorite players.

Yes, he may be an evil blue monster with green horns. But when the Seahawks are in town, he still feels the need to turn up to show his support.

Yes, he may be an evil blue monster with green horns. But when the Seahawks are in town, he still feels the need to turn up to show his support.

14. You might not know it, but I hear that the Twin Cities have their ComicCon around this time of year.

Yes, this guy is dressed in his custom made Superman outfit. And yes, he's wearing it to support his beloved Minnesota Vikings. Not sure about the goofy wig though.

Yes, this guy is dressed in his custom made Superman outfit. And yes, he’s wearing it to support his beloved Minnesota Vikings. Not sure about the goofy wig though.

15. Aside from intergalactic bounty hunters and Voo Doo monsters, plenty of Voo Doo witches and witch doctors also support the New Orleans Saints as well.

And it seems that she has found the perfect skull headdress with feather to match her leopard print dress. Still, she should consider dressing like that for Halloween as well.

And it seems that she has found the perfect skull headdress with feather to match her leopard print dress. Still, she should consider dressing like that for Halloween as well.

16. Nothing shows your love for the Green Bay Packers than wearing helmets carved out of pumpkins.

Yes, they look ridiculous. And yes, it might smell in there. Oh, and yes, it might block the view of those behind them. But still, they at least showe their unique spirit for their team.

Yes, they look ridiculous. And yes, it might smell in there. Oh, and yes, it might block the view of those behind them. But still, they at least showe their unique spirit for their team.

17. Even cyborgs have to turn up to support their beloved Oakland Raiders.

Yes, he might be a fearsome cyborg employed by some maniacal supervillain. But even he needs a break so he can go to see the Oakland Raiders once in a while.

Yes, he might be a fearsome cyborg employed by some maniacal supervillain. But even he needs a break so he can go to see the Oakland Raiders once in a while.

18. Of course, there are some Denver Broncos fans that lean to the Dark Side of the Force.

Better play well, Peyton Manning. Or else this orange Darth Vader will force choke you like you wouldn't believe. And let me tell you, you don't want that Peyton. You really don't.

Better play well, Peyton Manning. Or else this orange Darth Vader will force choke you like you wouldn’t believe. And let me tell you, you don’t want that Peyton. You really don’t.

19. Of course, you always need a few holy men to turn out to support the New Orleans Saints.

Now I'm sure these aren't bishops or ordained clergy. But at a game like this, they'll do. Not sure if the Saints are a worthy enough team to bless after Bountygate though.

Now I’m sure these aren’t bishops or ordained clergy. But at a game like this, they’ll do. Not sure if the Saints are a worthy enough team to bless after Bountygate though. But that’s just me.

20. Of course, you can’t show your love for the Saint Louis Rams without wearing a hat of watermelon.

How the guy managed to clear the watermelon pulp without cutting it open, I have no idea. Then again, he always seems to hold on to it somehow.

How the guy managed to clear the watermelon pulp without cutting it open, I have no idea. Then again, he always seems to hold on to it somehow.

21. This old lady always has to look her best when she goes to see the Seahawks.

Yes, this granny has to wear her blue wig with green, her feather boas, and her sparkly frames. And now she's ready for showtime.

Yes, this granny has to wear her blue wig with green, her feather boas, and her sparkly frames. And now she’s ready for showtime.

22. Sometimes it’s a hard life being a Green Bay Packers fan.

Yes, he might be dressed like a pimp in his Green Bay Packers regalia. However, at least he's dressed for the weather because it's snowing in this picture.

Yes, he might be dressed like a pimp in his Green Bay Packers regalia. However, at least he’s dressed for the weather because it’s snowing in this picture.

23. Seems like these two south of the border fans managed to get their favorite Packers to sign their queso.

I know these two aren't Mexicans. But they're certainly dressed like them. Might be kind of offensive but what do you know? They're probably from Wisconsin and might've not seen a single Mexican in their lives.

I know these two aren’t Mexicans. But they’re certainly dressed like them. Might be kind of offensive but what do you know? They’re probably from Wisconsin and might’ve not seen a single Mexican in their lives.

24. This Colts fan always knows how to dress for the occasion.

Yes, he's sitting in the stands trying to act so chill in his goofy hat and sunglasses. Still, you have to give it to him that he really loves his team.

Yes, he’s sitting in the stands trying to act so chill in his goofy hat and sunglasses. Still, you have to give it to him that he really loves his team.

25. Straight from Seattle brings you the one and only Hawk Daddy and his sidekick Mini Hawk.

Yes, this guy is dressed as a pimp and so is his doll. However, it's such a ridiculous fan costume that I couldn't resist not putting it on here.

Yes, this guy is dressed as a pimp and so is his doll. However, it’s such a ridiculous fan costume that I couldn’t resist not putting it on here.

26. Raise up the Jolly Roger because Dead Pirate Roberts is here for his Oakland Raiders.

Yes, zombie pirates may be the bad guys in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. But even they have to reserve their fall weekends to they can watch their beloved Oakland Raiders.

Yes, zombie pirates may be the bad guys in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. But even they have to reserve their fall weekends to they can watch their beloved Oakland Raiders.

27. When it comes to the Washington Redskins, it’s always the fans who have to show up in style.

Okay, these may be dressed as raiders. But despite being fans of a team with a bad name, I kind of like their costumes.

Okay, these may be dressed as raiders. But despite being fans of a team with a bad name, I kind of like their costumes.

28. Now this Imperial Storm Trooper showed his love for the Pittsburgh Steelers by coming with his T-Shirt gun.

Of course, it's very unlikely he'll even hit anything with it. Still, he certainly feels the Pittsburgh steel.

Of course, it’s very unlikely he’ll even hit anything with it. Still, he certainly feels the Pittsburgh steel since he has his Terrible Towel with him.

29. Nothing shows your support for the San Diego Chargers than showing up to the game in your brightly colored mohawk wigs.

Yes, I'm sure it wouldn't be normal to see blue and pink mohawk on three generations. But these people sure do their best to support their team.

Yes, I’m sure it wouldn’t be normal to see blue and pink mohawk on three generations. But these people sure do their best to support their team.

30. Let me guess, these guys must be with the Minnesota Vikings.

Because the fact they're in purple suits with horned hats and yellow shirts kind of indicated that to me. Still, I'd watch it with those hats. Don't want to poke anyone's eye out.

Because the fact they’re in purple suits with horned hats and yellow shirts kind of indicated that to me. Still, I’d watch it with those hats. Don’t want to poke anyone’s eye out.

31. Now these women must dress in their best finery before attending an Oakland Raiders game.

Of course, these ladies certainly dress to impress. And yes, showing their support for the Raiders means wearing their fanciest clothes like they would at a European carnival.

Of course, these ladies certainly dress to impress. And yes, showing their support for the Raiders means wearing their fanciest clothes like they would at a European carnival.

32. As evil as this dark undead warrior may be, chances are he wouldn’t miss an Oakland Raiders game for the world.

Yes, all decked out in his chains and armor, this skeleton warrior wants nothing more than to show support for his team and enjoy the game. Seems like a lot of Raiders fans have some outlandish costumes for some reason.

Yes, all decked out in his chains and armor, this skeleton warrior wants nothing more than to show support for his team and enjoy the game. Seems like a lot of Raiders fans have some outlandish costumes for some reason.

33. Of course, to be a super fan of the Cincinnati Bengals, you must dress like a super fan.

And it seems these guys seemed to go as Superman and The Thing. Of course, the guy on the right could be just any superhero but his costume doesn't compare with the other guy's.

And it seems these guys seemed to go as Superman and The Thing. Of course, the guy on the right could be just any superhero but his costume doesn’t compare with the other guy’s.

34. When it comes to the Cleveland Browns, even Cerberus has to leave the Underworld to see them.

Always imagined Cerberus being way bigger than that. Then again, it's certainly a fan in a ridiculous costume. And he's crossing bones, too.

Always imagined Cerberus being way bigger than that. Then again, it’s certainly a fan in a ridiculous costume. And he’s crossing bones, too.

35. Of course, nothing shows your love for the New York Jets more than wearing a jet on your head.

Then again, it's a rather appropriate costume because they are called the Jets. But it still looks too ridiculous to ignore just the same.

Then again, it’s a rather appropriate costume because they are called the Jets. But it still looks too ridiculous to ignore just the same.

36. This Cincinnati Bengals fan always has his beard prepared for the occasion.

Now this guy certainly has amazing facial hair. But his wild beard in stripes? That's something I can't ignore for this post.

Now this guy certainly has amazing facial hair. But his wild beard in stripes? That’s something I can’t ignore for this post.

37. Hey, I didn’t know that Captain America was a Cleveland Browns fan.

Always thought the Captain would be a fan of the New York Jets or Giants. I mean he's from New York. Then again, he might've had Cleveland roots for all we know.

Always thought the Captain would be a fan of the New York Jets or Giants. I mean he’s from New York. Then again, he might’ve had Cleveland roots for all we know.

38. While some neighborhoods have a crazy cat lady, only the Carolina Panthers have Catman as their fan.

Now this antlered cat is utterly hideous and terrifying. But I have to admit this guy certainly has a very warped sense of humor.

Now this antlered cat is utterly hideous and terrifying. But I have to admit this guy certainly has a very warped sense of humor.

39. Nothing shows your love for the Dallas Cowboys than wearing an oversized helmet to the game.

Of course, I hope the big helmet doesn't get in the way of the view for those behind him. Then again, I'm not sure if it's guaranteed to prevent concussions either.

Of course, I hope the big helmet doesn’t get in the way of the view for those behind him. Then again, I’m not sure if it’s guaranteed to prevent concussions either.

40. Now this guy is so pimped up to cheer for his Arizona Cardinals.

Yes, he's a white guy in a pimp costume. Yes, I know it might be offensive. But it's utterly ridiculous that I couldn't ignore it. And I'm sure this guy's fairly pumped.

Yes, he’s a white guy in a pimp costume. Yes, I know it might be offensive. But it’s utterly ridiculous that I couldn’t ignore it. And I’m sure this guy’s fairly pumped.

41. Those in Indianapolis, say hello to Mr. Blue.

And yes, Mr. Blue seems to live up to his name. But all he cares about is being there to support his boys in blue, the Indianapolis Colts.

And yes, Mr. Blue seems to live up to his name. But all he cares about is being there to support his boys in blue, the Indianapolis Colts.

42. Hey, look, it’s Beetlejuice and he’s an Oakland Raiders fan.

Of course, knowing that he was played by Pittsburgh native Michael Keaton, I'd expect him to be a Steelers fan. Oh, well, to each his own.

Of course, knowing that he was played by Pittsburgh native Michael Keaton, I’d expect him to be a Steelers fan. Oh, well, to each his own.

43. Of course, the guy from Halo and Optimus Prime might be from different franchises. But one franchise they can agree on is the New Orleans Saints.

And the two seem to have the regalia to show it. Of course, Optimus had to really do more work than the Halo guy for obvious reasons.

And the two seem to have the regalia to show it. Of course, Optimus had to really do more work than the Halo guy for obvious reasons.

44. Remember that whenever you’re in Chicago during Bears season, you always have to Beware the Bear.

Now that's quite a costume this guy has on. One one hand, it's very ridiculous. But on the other hand, it's just so awesome to know the difference.

Now that’s quite a costume this guy has on. One one hand, it’s very ridiculous. But on the other hand, it’s just so awesome to know the difference.

45. Of course, this butterfly beauty always spreads her wings for her Atlanta Falcons.

And boy, does she have fancy wings, indeed. Of course, they may not have as many feathers. But they'll do just the same.

And boy, does she have fancy wings, indeed. Of course, they may not have as many feathers. But they’ll do just the same.

46. Of course, Oakland Raiders games aren’t the same without the Gorilla.

Now I've posted pictures of a lot of Raiders fans on here so far. But I couldn't miss this guy since he's known to be a character among Oakland Raiders fans.

Now I’ve posted pictures of a lot of Raiders fans on here so far. But I couldn’t miss this guy since he’s known to be a character among Oakland Raiders fans.

47. When it comes to NFL teams, this Greek Hopilite always sides with the Dallas Cowboys.

Of course, whether he's a Trojan or a Spartan warrior I don't have the slightest idea. I mean it's all Greek to me as they say.

Of course, whether he’s a Trojan or a Spartan warrior I don’t have the slightest idea. I mean it’s all Greek to me as they say.

48. Now these New England Patriots super fans are so utterly pumped to see their team.

So much so that they decided to wear their underwear over their pants in true superhero fashion. And their favorite player seems to be none other than Tom Brady, you know, the guy who thinks he shouldn't be suspended for 4 games for deflated balls. I mean deflated footballs.

So much so that they decided to wear their underwear over their pants in true superhero fashion. And their favorite player seems to be none other than Tom Brady, you know, the guy who thinks he shouldn’t be suspended for 4 games for deflated balls. I mean deflated footballs.

49. Now this guy is such a super Denver Broncos fan that he shows up with games in not even the shirt on his back.

Now this is pretty disturbing. I really don't want to know what he has under there, thank you very much. Still, couldn't ignore this one.

Now this is pretty disturbing. I really don’t want to know what he has under there, thank you very much. Still, couldn’t ignore this one.

50. Of course, it’s never a Washington Redskins game unless you have the Hogettes.

For the record, these are guys in women's clothes with pig snouts on them. But I'm sure their antics might not go so well with Miss Piggy. Yeah, real nice, boys. I mean, girls. Oh, well.

For the record, these are guys in women’s clothes with pig snouts on them. But I’m sure their antics might not go so well with Miss Piggy. Yeah, real nice, boys. I mean, girls. Oh, well.

51. On Steelers game day, it’s always customary to kneel down and receive a blessing from the Pitt Pope.

Well, I know that's not the Pope and I'm sure he's not even a priest. But still, he's a notable character among Steelers fans. And I couldn't do an NFL post without him.

Well, I know that’s not the Pope and I’m sure he’s not even a priest. But still, he’s a notable character among Steelers fans. Besides I couldn’t do an NFL fan post without including him. And I say that as someone from the Pittsburgh area as well as a Catholic. Because I wouldn’t hear the end of it from my parents.

52. Even in the winter cold, it always seems that Minnesota Vikings fans tend to stick together.

Now a KISS Vikings fan and a guy dressed as a Viking. Wonder how they thought of that. But at least one of them will certainly be warm.

Now a KISS Vikings fan and a guy dressed as a Viking. Wonder how they thought of that. But at least one of them will certainly be warm.

53. What’s better than the Terrible Towel? Well, being dressed as one, of course.

Don't ask me about the Terrible Towel and how that came to be. It's a Pittsburgh Steeler thing that was started by their onetime broadcaster Myron Cope. That's all I know.

Don’t ask me about the Terrible Towel and how that came to be. It’s a Pittsburgh Steeler thing that was started by their onetime broadcaster Myron Cope. That’s all I know.

54. Could it be? Why, it’s Seahawks Elvis!

Now this Elvis won't leave the building until the game is over. And yes, he kind of seems like he's from the Green Lantern universe or something like that.

Now this Elvis won’t leave the building until the game is over. And yes, he kind of seems like he’s from the Green Lantern universe or something like that.

55. Now this Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan really knows how to turn up the heat.

Of course, it should be obvious since his hair is practically on fire. Or so it seems. Still, the doll heads on his shoulders are creepy.

Of course, it should be obvious since his hair is practically on fire. Or so it seems. Still, the doll heads on his shoulders are creepy.

56. Sometimes football fans can be the biggest babies.

But this Broncos fan seems to take it a bit more literally than others. Yeah, I'm sure the bonnet and pacifier is going to make you look real cute (sarcasm).

But this Broncos fan seems to take it a bit more literally than others. Yeah, I’m sure the bonnet and pacifier is going to make you look real cute (sarcasm).

57. Of course, there are some New Orleans Saints fans just there to clown around.

Now this guy is dressed as an actual circus clown. Yes, he might be creepy as hell, but he's probably harmless and maybe even friendly. Of course, there are clowns who aren't so friendly and more of a joke like Bobby Jindal.

Now this guy is dressed as an actual circus clown. Yes, he might be creepy as hell, but he’s probably harmless and maybe even friendly. Of course, there are clowns who aren’t so friendly and more of a joke like Bobby Jindal.

58. Nothing shows your support more for the Atlanta Falcons than wearing a bucket hat with feathers.

Now does that guy look ridiculous or what? However, compared to some the fans you see here, he might pass for normal.

Now does that guy look ridiculous or what? However, compared to some the fans you see here, he might pass for normal.

59. Of course, a woman doesn’t prove herself a true Green Bay Packers fan, unless she wears a bra to the game that matches her cheese hat.

I think they're supposed to be "Claymates" or whatever that is. I'm not sure. I don't really follow the Packers much anyway to know anything about their fan culture.

I think they’re supposed to be “Claymates” or whatever that is. I’m not sure. I don’t really follow the Packers much anyway to know anything about their fan culture.

60. Hey, I had no idea that the Burger King was a Buffalo Bills fan.

Still, I can't really say that the Buffalo Bills are a great team because that would be telling a whopper. Nevertheless, yeah, the Burger King is pretty creepy all right. But he seems to have so much fun.

Still, I can’t really say that the Buffalo Bills are a great team because that would be telling a whopper. Nevertheless, yeah, the Burger King is pretty creepy all right. But he seems to have so much fun.

61. Of course, some people go to the games just to hang out as friends.

I don't know about you. But if I was at a Miami Dolphins game, I'd stay the hell away from these two scary clowns. Because to be honest, they're terrifying the hell out of me.

I don’t know about you. But if I was at a Miami Dolphins game, I’d stay the hell away from these two scary clowns. Because to be honest, they’re terrifying the hell out of me.

62. Nothing shows your support for the New England Patriots than wearing a large conical hat with their logo on it.

Yeah, I know the hat's a bit absurd. But at least this guy isn't wearing a Tom Brady jersey. Of course, he might bump into a door way on his way out.

Yeah, I know the hat’s a bit absurd. But at least this guy isn’t wearing a Tom Brady jersey. Of course, he might bump into a door way on his way out.

63. While painting yourself for the game isn’t unknown, some fans tend to take it to ridiculous levels.

Now this Dallas Cowboys fan seems to make the men from Blue Man Group seem a little pale in comparison. Of course, to make myself clear, the Dallas Cowboys aren't "America's Football Team." Never were in the least.

Now this Dallas Cowboys fan seems to make the men from Blue Man Group seem a little pale in comparison. Of course, to make myself clear, the Dallas Cowboys aren’t “America’s Football Team.” Never were in the least.

64. Of course, you can’t have a Green Bay Packers game without the cheese pimp.

Sure the pimp costume might cause offense. But the guy looks so good with the green and yellow coat and cheese hat that I couldn't resist.

Sure the pimp costume might cause offense. But the guy looks so good with the green and yellow coat and cheese hat that I couldn’t resist.

65. Of course, you can’t be a true Baltimore Ravens fan without ruffling a few feathers.

And it seems that these people really seem to give it to the birds. Of course, they look utterly ridiculous in their outlandish outfits, but still.

And it seems that these people really seem to give it to the birds. Of course, they look utterly ridiculous in their outlandish outfits, but still.

66. Show your dedication to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers by wearing a pirate ship on your head.

Yeah, that's a pirate ship all right. And it's on that guy's head. Not sure how it remains in good condition though. Then again, this might be the only time he wears it.

Yeah, that’s a pirate ship all right. And it’s on that guy’s head. Not sure how it remains in good condition though. Then again, this might be the only time he wears it.

67. Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to you Hellraiser.

While Hellraiser may look like a slasher horror movie villain, he's actually an Oakland Raiders fan. And he just dresses that way to support his team. He's really nothing to worry about.

While Hellraiser may look like a slasher horror movie villain, he’s actually an Oakland Raiders fan. And he just dresses that way to support his team. He’s really nothing to worry about.

68. Of course, sometimes painting yourself in your team’s colors works. Sometimes it doesn’t.

And let's just say, it's certainly not working with this Chicago Bears fan. Yeah, he kind of looks ridiculous. But when it comes to NFL fans, it's the thought that counts.

And let’s just say, it’s certainly not working with this Chicago Bears fan. Yeah, he kind of looks ridiculous. But when it comes to NFL fans, it’s the thought that counts.

69. Now this guy can’t enjoy football season without sporting his Indianapolis Colts horseshoe beard.

Now that's a creative way for a guy to support your team. Of course, how to explain that at work, I have no idea.

Now that’s a creative way for a guy to support your team. Of course, how to explain that at work, I have no idea.

70. Now this Pittsburgh Steeler fan is ready to rock n’ roll all night.

Now I'm sure this person is a big fan of KISS as well from the outfit and makeup. Also seems to prefer a lot of bling as well from what I can recall.

Now I’m sure this person is a big fan of KISS as well from the outfit and makeup. Also seems to prefer a lot of bling as well from what I can recall.

71. Nothing shows your love for the Jacksonville Jaguars than painting yourself with spots.

While there are plenty of crazy Raiders fans, I don't see a lot of crazy Jaguars fans on the Internet for some reason. And the Raiders and Jaguars pretty much have similar game stats. But he seems to stick out like a sore thumb.

While there are plenty of crazy Raiders fans, I don’t see a lot of crazy Jaguars fans on the Internet for some reason. And the Raiders and Jaguars pretty much have similar game stats. But he seems to stick out like a sore thumb.

72. Of course, this super Miami Dolphins fan is dressed up and ready to rumble.

Now this looks interesting. Must be some Miami based cape crusader. And I'm sure he's wearing the mask to avoid embarrassing his family.

Now this looks interesting. Must be some Miami based cape crusader. And I’m sure he’s wearing the mask to avoid embarrassing his family.

73. The Philadelphia Eagles has always been a team of birdmen, by birdmen, and for birdmen.

And yes, that guy's wearing an eagle head for the game. And yes, despite the gestures, he doesn't seem to carry on facial expressions too well.

And yes, that guy’s wearing an eagle head for the game. And yes, despite the gestures, he doesn’t seem to carry on facial expressions too well.

74. Now this Cleveland Browns fan must be a real bonehead. Literally.

Now this guy seems to have a lot of bones on him for some reason. And what's in his mouth? I really don't want to know.

Now this guy seems to have a lot of bones on him for some reason. And what’s in his mouth? I really don’t want to know.

75. Of course, this skeleton monster always has to have fringe whenever he goes to see the Seahawks.

Well, he's certainly dressed for the occasion if he wants to stick out. Still, not sure about the skulls and green grass on his shoulder pads but to each his own.

Well, he’s certainly dressed for the occasion if he wants to stick out. Still, not sure about the skulls and green grass on his shoulder pads but to each his own.

76. The Dark Side seems to be strong on this one.

Yes, this is another fan dressed as Darth Vader but from the Miami Dolphins. Of course, he's also known as "Dolph Vader" with no pun intended.

Yes, this is another fan dressed as Darth Vader but from the Miami Dolphins. Of course, he’s also known as “Dolph Vader” with no pun intended.

77. Nothing shows your support for the Saint Louis Rams than bedazzling your horns.

I don't know what's more disturbing. The ram horns or the fact she has a mustache as well as "Mom" on her chest. Also, the stars on her face don't help either.

I don’t know what’s more disturbing. The ram horns or the fact she has a mustache as well as “Mom” on her chest. Also, the stars on her face don’t help either.

78. Of course, some fans may prefer to dress like hopilites to express the true warrior spirit.

Hate to let down the Colts fan. But as wretched the Dallas Cowboys, I think the Dallas Cowboys hopilite wore it better. Sad to say.

Hate to let down the Colts fan. But as wretched the Dallas Cowboys, I think the Dallas Cowboys hopilite wore it better. Sad to say.

79. Man, Cleveland Browns fans must really have a bunch of mad dogs around.

Now this dog must look like he's high on something. And I don't mean life. Perhaps he's on something to drown his sorrows whenever the Cleveland Browns lose. Of course, that's pretty frequent.

Now this dog must look like he’s high on something. And I don’t mean life. Perhaps he’s on something to drown his sorrows whenever the Cleveland Browns lose. Of course, that’s pretty frequent.

80. Now I couldn’t do a post about sports fans without including Washington Redskins fan Chief Zee.

Yes, I know the outfit won't go well with Native Americans. But if I didn't include him, I'm sure Redskins fans won't let me hear the end of it. So there.

Yes, I know the outfit won’t go well with Native Americans. But if I didn’t include him, I’m sure Redskins fans won’t let me hear the end of it. So there.

81. Nothing shows your support for the Cincinnati Bengals more than wearing a tiger striped coat and hat.

Yes, I know I've shown a few pimp costumes on here. But this guy seems rather chill and appears to have arrived early.

Yes, I know I’ve shown a few pimp costumes on here. But this guy seems rather chill and appears to have arrived early.

82. Now this Seattle Seahawks fan is incredibly hulked up for the game.

And I'm not saying this because he's entirely green with unrealistically bulging muscles. Oh, wait. Yes, I am. Really would hate to see him if they lose.

And I’m not saying this because he’s entirely green with unrealistically bulging muscles. Oh, wait. Yes, I am. Really would hate to see him if they lose.

83. Of course, even slasher horror movie villains can be cheeseheads.

Of course, I'm not sure if I'd want to be in the same stadium with him. But still, I hope he doesn't take out his frustrations by killing somebody if his team loses.

Of course, I’m not sure if I’d want to be in the same stadium with him. But still, I hope he doesn’t take out his frustrations by killing somebody if his team loses.

84. Bald but don’t have a helmet? No problem.

I don't know about you, but I think these San Francisco 49ers fans face paint jobs are kind of unsettling. Just so you know, I'm really not used to the helmet look without the helmet.

I don’t know about you, but I think these San Francisco 49ers fans face paint jobs are kind of unsettling. Just so you know, I’m really not used to the helmet look without the helmet.

85. Of course, you can’t show your support for the Carolina Panthers without make up and a goofy blue wig to go with it.

Man, that guy looks real ridiculous with that on. Even wearing sunglasses doesn't detract from it. Yeah, clown wigs really don't make you look cool under any circumstance.

Man, that guy looks real ridiculous with that on. Even wearing sunglasses doesn’t detract from it. Yeah, clown wigs really don’t make you look cool under any circumstance.

86. Now this Kansas City Chiefs fan is there to honor the team of his tribe.

Look, I admire this guy's team spirit but I'm not sure that dressing up in Indian attire is a good way to show love for his team. Now I know naming your team the Chiefs isn't as bad as the Redskins, but still. Kind of racist and offensive.

Look, I admire this guy’s team spirit but I’m not sure that dressing up in Indian attire is a good way to show love for his team. Now I know naming your team the Chiefs isn’t as bad as the Redskins, but still. Kind of racist and offensive. Love to see this guy wear that in an Indian casino.

87. Hmm….kind of surprised that Boba Fett is a fan of the Buffalo Bills. Doesn’t really strike me as one.

And he seems really pumped up for the big game. Of course, as a Bills fan, he must expect a great degree of disappointment. I mean the Bills aren't known for winning games.

And he seems really pumped up for the big game. Of course, as a Bills fan, he must expect a great degree of disappointment. I mean the Bills aren’t known for winning games.

88. Of course, this guy is such a diehard Baltimore Ravens fan that he shows up to game day in style.

Yes, that's another pimp costume. However, for some reason he kind of reminds me of the Joker. I don't know why. Must be the purple coat and hat.

Yes, that’s another pimp costume. However, for some reason he kind of reminds me of the Joker. I don’t know why. Must be the purple coat and hat.

89. When you’re a New Orleans Saints fan, sometimes it pays to enter like a Roman centurion.

Yes, the hat is badass and so is the shield. Not sure about the makeup and the leather attire though. But it's all coordinated with the fleur de lys.

Yes, the hat is badass and so is the shield. Not sure about the makeup and the leather attire though. But it’s all coordinated with the fleur de lys.

90. If the Tampa Bay Buccaneers don’t win this time, then this zombie pirate will make sure they walk the plank.

Now this guy's kind of terrifying. Still, he seems to be reveling in the game as I see from his hands. Then again, I hope he doesn't frighten the kiddies.

Now this guy’s kind of terrifying. Still, he seems to be reveling in the game as I see from his hands. Then again, I hope he doesn’t frighten the kiddies.

91. Now I give you an example of a true Atlanta Falcons fan.

And it seems that his beak very closely resembles a football for some reason. Nevertheless, this is a clever fan costume. Wonder if he's a known character around Atlanta.

And it seems that his beak very closely resembles a football for some reason. Nevertheless, this is a clever fan costume. Wonder if he’s a known character around Atlanta.

92. Some people blow whistles. Others just wear giant ones on their head.

I think this New Orleans Saints fan might be well known in his locale. Of course, I'd like to know what he's shouting from the top of his lungs.

I think this New Orleans Saints fan might be well known in his locale. Of course, I’d like to know what he’s shouting from the top of his lungs.

93. I heard that Tennessee Titans fans are among the most resilient football fans in the country.

Because I have no idea why this guy is still cheering despite having a sword in his head. Yeah, that helmet was very ineffective.

Because I have no idea why this guy is still cheering despite having a sword in his head. Yeah, that helmet was very ineffective.

94. Marvel at these beautiful Minnesota Vikings fans in their purple hair.

And it seems that a couple of them are wearing horns for the occasion. Hope they watch where they shake their heads.

And it seems that a couple of them are wearing horns for the occasion. Hope they watch where they shake their heads.

95. As I’ve heard, it’s said that venison sausage and cheese go very well together.

Okay, now I understand these are Green Bay Packers fans. But I have to admit that their dress is pretty disgusting. Seriously, is that supposed to be blood? Gross.

Okay, now I understand these are Green Bay Packers fans. But I have to admit that their dress is pretty disgusting. Seriously, is that supposed to be blood? Gross. Also, I hope that’s not real sausage.

96. This guy has accomplished honoring his two loves: the Carolina Panthers and Tom Hanks movies.

And it seems like he's going with the movie Castaway. Yeah, I'm not sure about that either. Of course, having the volleyball named Wilson on his head is quite clever.

And it seems like he’s going with the movie Castaway. Yeah, I’m not sure about that either. Of course, having the volleyball named Wilson on his head is quite clever.

97. Let’s not mind these New York Giants fans with their coconut bras.

Now I'm sure they're wearing those to cover their man boobs. But I'm not positive. Still, the blue paint doesn't seem to do any favors.

Now I’m sure they’re wearing those to cover their man boobs. But I’m not positive. Still, the blue paint doesn’t seem to do any favors.

98. Now this Detroit Lions fan really knows how to get things going.

I wonder what his hat supposed to resemble. Is it some complex electric fan or an internal combustion engine?

I wonder what his hat supposed to resemble. Is it some complex electric fan or an internal combustion engine?

99. Now the Houston Texans better be ready for game day. Or else they’ll have to deal with this guy.

Of course, he's just a Houston Texans fan with a rather scary mask and wig. Still, some NFL fans can get quite a bit out of hand at times.

Of course, he’s just a Houston Texans fan with a rather scary mask and wig. Still, some NFL fans can get quite a bit out of hand at times.

100. Of course, this Pittsburgh Steeler fan is going all out.

Yes, Steeler fans may be kind of crazy. An I'm not sure how this guy manages to see anything. But I'm sure fans from other teams aren't far behind.

Yes, Steeler fans may be kind of crazy. An I’m not sure how this guy manages to see anything. But I’m sure fans from other teams aren’t far behind.

Touchdown with These Super Bowl Sunday Party Treats

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So Christmas and New Years has come and gone, so what’s next? Of course, for me, I have my 25th birthday on the 13th and there’s Downton Abbey. Nevertheless, for those repressed culinary arts aficionados, don’t worry for though the Super Bowl is only a month away, January is playoff season so this will give you plenty of time to apply your creativity in the kitchen. Now for those who don’t live in the US, Super Bowl Sunday is the day of the NFL professional football championship in which the winning team that wins receives the Vince Lombardi trophy and a special player gets the Super Bowl MVP trophy, too. Of course, Super Bowl Sunday is sort of like an unofficial national holiday in America, in which families across the country to watch the two best football teams such as the NFC champion and the AFC champion for the ultimate Vince Lombardi trophy. Now being from the Pittsburgh area, I usually watch the Super Bowl if the Steelers are playing and I know this year, they’re in the playoffs. Of course, the bad news is that they play my Uncle Mike’s team, the Baltimore Ravens on Saturday in the Wild Card spot. Yet, if the Steelers do make the Super Bowl, I’ll certainly be torn between local loyalties and watching Downton Abbey, which is one of my favorite shows (it’s really that good). Still, I may not be into the Super Bowl party scene or sports in general (I love my Downton though, especially the Dowager Countess), but my dad played football in high school and has been watching football games ever since while I’ve spent eight years in high school and college marching band. Nevertheless, there are many who have Super Bowl parties and might be looking for ideas for food (and believe me, a lot of food is consumed during the Super Bowl, not all of it healthy). Of course, there are the traditional dishes like nachos, Buffalo wings, hamburgers, hotdogs, potato chips, tacos, pretzels, bacon, and anything else that’s not good for your arteries, all with the side of beer. However, I try to take the unconventional turn. So without, further adieu, here are some great Super Bowl treats to score a touchdown with your Super Bowl party guests. Also, this post has nothing to do with the NFL and it will probably be sponsored with brands like Chevrolet, McDonald’s, Burger King, Bud Light, Miller, Dodge, Ford, Honda, and Budweiser. Some treats might be from previous years.

1. For those from Baltimore, here are some winning cookies for the Baltimore Ravens.

Sorry, Uncle Mike, but Aunt Jane will never ever make these for you. Also, I can't believe this person has jerseys of a guy with two murder allegations and a guy caught on a security camera for knocking out his wife in Atlantic City. Yeah, the Ravens are a great team of role models aren't they?

Sorry, Uncle Mike, but Aunt Jane will never ever make these for you. Also, I can’t believe this person has jerseys of a guy with two murder allegations and a guy caught on a security camera for knocking out his wife in an Atlantic City casino. Yeah, the Ravens are a great team of role models aren’t they?

2. I think I’ll take a 30 yard pass with these deviled football eggs.

They may not be the appetizers you like, but they're a lot healthier than a lot of the traditional tailgating football fare.

They may not be the appetizers you like, but they’re a lot healthier than a lot of the traditional tailgating football fare.

3. Behold, the Mega Snackadium.

You'll see a lot of these in this post. Still, this is the largest of the snack stadiums by far. Of course, since this one is probably used by a restaurant, it doubles as an all you can eat buffet.

You’ll see a lot of these in this post. Still, this is the largest of the snack stadiums by far. Of course, since this one is probably used by a restaurant, it doubles as an all you can eat buffet.

4. To honor the late Vince Lombardi’s Italian heritage, score a touchdown with this delicious pepperoni pizza Vince would’ve wanted his mother to make.

Now I know that footballs are brown but I'm sure pepperoni will do. Also, despite that pepperoni contains lots of salt, this pizza is probably better for you than a lot of things.

Now I know that footballs are brown but I’m sure pepperoni will do. Also, despite that pepperoni contains lots of salt, this pizza is probably better for you than a lot of things. This is called the Vince Lombardi special.

5. For those in New England, here are the jersey cake pops of your favorite Patriots.

Now the New England Patriots are known for winning 3 Super Bowls in 4 years as well as Spygate. However, they lost their last two Super Bowls against the New York Giants. And one of them was when they were undefeated until then. Still, the Patriots are one of those teams you'd love to hate.

Now the New England Patriots are known for winning 3 Super Bowls in 4 years as well as Spygate. However, they lost their last two Super Bowls against the New York Giants. And one of them was when they were undefeated until then. Still, the Patriots are one of those teams you’d love to hate.

6. While you can munch on the Snackadium during the day, save room for some stadium desserts.

With cookie crusts, icing stands with sprinkles, fruit roll-up flags, and pudding turf, I'll take it. Now I'm sure those sprinkles had very expensive seats because Super Bowl tickets aren't cheap.

With cookie crusts, icing stands with sprinkles, fruit roll-up flags, and pudding turf, I’ll take it. Now I’m sure those sprinkles had very expensive seats because Super Bowl tickets aren’t cheap.

7. Since hamburgers are a staple tailgating dish, why not have them for dessert?

Sure these cookie and cream replicants don't exactly resemble cheeseburgers, but I'll have them. Besides, they're probably better for you than a Big Mac or a Whopper.

Sure these cookie and cream replicants don’t exactly resemble cheeseburgers, but I’ll have them. Besides, they’re probably better for you than a Big Mac or a Whopper.

8.  Now this 12th Man Snack Stadium is a great winning addition in a Super Bowl party for any Seattle Seahawks fan.

This one even has cookie versions of its key players on the team. Of course, they all look the same though. Still, they're the most recent Super Bowl Champions who beat the Denver Broncos last year. Steelers beat their ass in 2006 though.

This one even has cookie versions of its key players on the team. Of course, they all look the same though. Still, they’re the most recent Super Bowl Champions who beat the Denver Broncos last year. Steelers beat their ass in 2006 though.

9. Grace your Super Bowl party dessert platter with this large Cheeseburger cake.

Of course, if it's a chocolate cheeseburger cake, I'd call it a "Cheeseburger in Paradise" in the words of Jimmy Buffett. Of course, I'm sure Parrottheads know what I'm talking about.

Of course, if it’s a chocolate cheeseburger cake, I’d call it a “Cheeseburger in Paradise” in the words of Jimmy Buffett. Of course, I’m sure Parrottheads know what I’m talking about.

10. Nothing says Super Bowl party than a football shaped bread bowl filled with chili.

And if you have leftovers, chili even tastes better the second time you heat it up. Not sure about the bread bowl and cheese though. Yet, the golden brown bread almost matches the color.

And if you have leftovers, chili even tastes better the second time you heat it up. Not sure about the bread bowl and cheese though. Yet, the golden brown bread almost matches the color.

11. Now I’d sure like to intercept a cream football covered with chocolate chips.

God, I would really like to have this chocolate chip football on my Super Bowl party dessert platter. I mean who can't resist a chocolate football, or anything else chocolate for that matter?

God, I would really like to have this chocolate chip football on my Super Bowl party dessert platter. I mean who can’t resist a chocolate football, or anything else chocolate for that matter?

12. Speaking of chocolate footballs, here’s a tray of them covered with chocolate.

I think  what's under those footballs has to be cake, preferably chocolate cake. Still, I'll eat them.

I think what’s under those footballs has to be cake, preferably chocolate cake. Still, I’ll eat them. Seriously, those look good. Really good.

13. Score in your Super Bowl dinner with these football calzones with tomato sauce as a side.

Now compared to the other gameday delights, these calzones and tomato sauce actually resemble something like a gourmet meal. You know, like what you'd see on a cooking show or a recipe book.

Now compared to the other game day delights, these calzones and tomato sauce actually resemble something like a gourmet meal. You know, like what you’d see on a cooking show or a recipe book.

14. These Rice Krispie football treats will make your Super Bowl Sunday worthwhile.

Now I'm not sure if you'd take to them, but I'm positive your kids will. Then again, they're made from chocolate Rice Krispies at least I hope so.

Now I’m not sure if you’d take to them, but I’m positive your kids will. Then again, they’re made from chocolate Rice Krispies at least I hope so.

15. To wet your appetite for the big game, try these nice football bites.

Now these have pepperoni shaped footballs, cheddar cheese, and Ritz crackers. Of course, I don't know what the white stuff is on the pepperoni. Probably cheese.

Now these have footballs shaped kielbasa slices, cheddar cheese, and Ritz crackers. Of course, I don’t know what the white stuff is on the meat. Probably cheese.

16. Behold, I give you the mushroom and cheese Denver Broncos tortilla pizza.

Actually that's a pretty good rendition of the Denver Broncos logo. I mean, that's pretty damn good. Still, I don't know if the mushrooms make a good substitute for a blue background. Still, the Broncos lost the Super Bowl last year.

Actually that’s a pretty good rendition of the Denver Broncos logo. I mean, that’s pretty damn good. Still, I don’t know if the mushrooms make a good substitute for a blue background. Still, the Broncos lost the Super Bowl last year, even though they had Peyton Manning.

17. Enjoy your Super Bowl party with these edible cupcake wraps.

I'm not sure whether these are manufactured or made by some repressed art student, but chocolate ones have the football while vanilla ones have the yard lines.

I’m not sure whether these are manufactured or made by some repressed art student, but chocolate ones have the football while vanilla ones have the yard lines.

18. And now, I give you all, Hoagie Snackadium, home of Super Bowl BLT!

Hey, that's the football pepperoni pizza I posted earlier. Still, to me this seems like a healthier option than the other stadiums so far, but seems to contain a lot of carbs and fat.

Hey, that’s the football pepperoni pizza I posted earlier. Still, to me this seems like a healthier option than the other stadiums so far, but seems to contain a lot of carbs and fat.

19. Of course, you can’t have any Super Bowl party without a side of football shaped beer bread decorated with bacon and cheese.

Nevertheless, this is certainly a basket of Super Bowl bread rolls fit for any man. I mean it contains all the things men would want as well as the high cholesterol content.

Nevertheless, this is certainly a basket of Super Bowl bread rolls fit for any man. I mean it contains all the things men would want as well as the high cholesterol content. Keep these away from your dog though.

20. For Super Bowl Sunday, it’s best to serve the guacamole dip as a football field.

Of course, this person couldn't afford to build a snackadium so they just stuck with a guacamole dish instead. Nevertheless, pretty clever.

Of course, this person couldn’t afford to build a snackadium so they just stuck with a guacamole dish instead. Nevertheless, pretty clever.

21. Nothing says a Super Bowl party like a red velvet football shaped and chocolate chip covered cheese ball.

Can't believe this is my second chocolate chip covered cheese football I've posted already. Guess I have a thing for chocolate. Of course, nobody can have too much of that.

Can’t believe this is my second chocolate chip covered cheese football I’ve posted already. Guess I have a thing for chocolate. Of course, nobody can have too much of that.

22. Now it seems like this person wants to honor the playoff season with hotdogs representing each team.

I wonder what the hotdog from Pittsburgh would look like. Also, why does the New York one have blue ooze on it? That can't be normal. Oh, it's supposed to represent the Giants. Also, that Green Bay hotdog looks disgusting.

I wonder what the hotdog from Pittsburgh would look like. Also, why does the New York one have blue ooze on it? That can’t be normal. Oh, it’s supposed to represent the Giants. Also, that Green Bay hotdog looks disgusting.

23. Now these are the perfect cookies for any city of Champions.

Now this person really got the team logo right on this one, which the Pittsburgh Steelers have on only one side of their helmets. Nevertheless, not bad for the 6 time Super Bowl champions, am I right?

Now this person really got the team logo right on this one, which the Pittsburgh Steelers have on only one side of their helmets. Nevertheless, not bad for the 6 time Super Bowl champions, am I right?

24. Of course, you can’t really go wrong with chocolate covered strawberries.

Still, they also make great Valentines Day gifts for men, if you know what I mean. Of course, they're also seen as a health food as well.

Still, they also make great Valentines Day gifts for men, if you know what I mean. Of course, they’re also seen as a health food as well.

25. For your Super Bowl party, why don’t you design the cupcake platter from one of your old playbooks?

I don't know about you, but I sort of wish that every football team recorded their plays like this. Seriously, it would be just all the more awesome.

I don’t know about you, but I sort of wish that every football team recorded their plays like this. Seriously, it would be just all the more awesome.

26. I’m sure this stadium cake would satisfy Green Bay Packer fan.

I actually watched that 2011 game when the Packers won the Super Bowl against the Pittsburgh Steelers. At least I got to see Adrien Brody sing in that Stela Artois commercial. Now he is a very good looking guy, my friend.

I actually watched that 2011 game when the Packers won the Super Bowl against the Pittsburgh Steelers. At least I got to see Adrien Brody sing in that Stela Artois commercial. Now he is a very good looking guy, my friend. Well, so what if he has a large nose? He’s way hotter than Channing Tatum, in my book anyway.

27. Of course, if you love seafood, here’s a football of crab spread.

Of course, this crab spread also has cheese on it, which doesn't make it kosher in some Jewish sects. This is especially true with the shellfish. Yet, if they live in Baltimore, I'm not sure that they care.

Of course, this crab spread also has cheese on it, which doesn’t make it kosher in some Jewish sects. This is especially true with the shellfish. Yet, if they live in Baltimore, I’m not sure that they care.

28. Welcome, to the Ham Sandwich Snackadium.

The stadium walls are made from ham sandwiches as I can recall. Yet, they seem to contain a lot of snack foods like Doritos, nachos, potato chips, and Ritz crackers. Still, contains lots of carbs.

The stadium walls are made from ham sandwiches as I can recall. Yet, they seem to contain a lot of snack foods like Doritos, nachos, potato chips, and Ritz crackers. Still, contains lots of carbs.

29. Now this snakadium allows you to make your own sandwich as far as I can see.

Wow, seems like there's a lot of ways you can customize your sandwich in this stadium. Unfortunately, there's only one type of bread. Yet, I'd rather have something hot instead. I don't like hoagies for some reason. Seriously, I don't.

Wow, seems like there’s a lot of ways you can customize your sandwich in this stadium. Unfortunately, there’s only one type of bread. Yet, I’d rather have something hot instead. I don’t like hoagies for some reason. Seriously, I don’t.

30. Since burgers are tailgating fare in football, why not have a football shaped burger?

I don't know about you, but I think it's pretty appropriate for a Super Bowl party. Of course, my dad would usually have some American cheese on his toasted bun.

I don’t know about you, but I think it’s pretty appropriate for a Super Bowl party. Of course, my dad would usually have some American cheese on his toasted bun.

31. Wet your appetite with these rice cake footballs.

I'm sure cheese was involved here as far as I could tell. Or do rice just brown that way? Then again, at least you can dip it in something.

I’m sure cheese was involved here as far as I could tell. Or do rice just brown that way? Then again, at least you can dip it in something.

32. Behold, the cheese pizza dedicated to Super Bowl XLVI in which the New England Patriots face off against the New York Giants.

Man, that's one amazing pizza. Still, I know quite well that the Giants won this one and Eli Manning got another MVP trophy, to his older brother Peyton's dismay.

Man, that’s one amazing pizza. Still, I know quite well that the Giants won this one and Eli Manning got another MVP trophy, to his older brother Peyton’s dismay.

33. For vegetarians and health nuts out there, here’s a veggie stadium platter for you.

A healthy options, Super Bowl party vegetable platter? What kind of NFL heresy is this? Seriously, football food needs to be at least bad enough to kill a man through heart disease.

A healthy options, Super Bowl party vegetable platter? What kind of NFL heresy is this? Seriously, football food needs to be at least bad enough to kill a man through heart disease.

34. Get your child to know the calls in football with these cupcakes.

Now some of the signs on here consist of, "False Start," "Delay Game,"  "Off-Side," "Pass Interference," "Face Mask," and "Horse Collar." Still, I'm surprised they don't have the call, "Unnecessary Roughness" on here.

Now some of the signs on here consist of, “False Start,” “Delay Game,” “Off-Side,” “Pass Interference,” “Face Mask,” and “Horse Collar.” Still, I’m surprised they don’t have the call, “Unnecessary Roughness” or “Excessive Celebration” on here.

35. For the Pittsburgh Steelers heading to the Super Bowl, here’s a dessert table befit for the City of Champions.

Now let's see here: Steeler jersey cookies, Black and Gold gobs, popcorn, Steeler cupcakes, Steeler cake pops, football cake, and beer. Too bad this was assembled in 2011, when they lost the Super Bowl to the Green Bay Packers.

Now let’s see here: Steeler jersey cookies, Black and Gold gobs, popcorn, Steeler cupcakes, Steeler cake pops, football cake, and beer. Too bad this was assembled in 2011, when they lost the Super Bowl to the Green Bay Packers.

36. No cheese ball is better for the Super Bowl party than a bacon and cheese ball for your crackers.

Of course, the bacon gives this cheese football its color after being ground up into tiny bits. Still, definitely not for people with high cholesterol.

Of course, the bacon gives this cheese football its color after being ground up into tiny bits. Still, definitely not for people with high cholesterol.

37. Don’t forget to kick a field goal into these cupcakes.

Of course, I'm not sure about the yardage here. Then again, take two of these and you get a football field, albeit a very small one.

Of course, I’m not sure about the yardage here. Then again, take two of these and you get a football field, albeit a very small one.

38. Now this snackadium is just epic, literally.

Now I know this one has been done quite some time ago since they have Twinkies and Ho Hos as parked cars in the lot outside. Hostess has been out of business since 2012 at least.

Now I know this one has been done quite some time ago since they have Twinkies and Ho Hos as parked cars in the lot outside. Hostess has been out of business since 2012 at least.

39. Celebrate the Super Bowl with this football cake on the grass.

Of course, the artificial turf on this cake looks more realistic than the turf on Cougar Mountain will ever be.

Of course, the artificial turf on this cake looks more realistic than the turf on Cougar Mountain will ever be.

40. Of course, this snacktadium was made for a bar and grille.

I see this one contains beer as I see it and other dishes. Still, I wonder if that grass is real. Looks like it compared to what I've seen on Cougar Mountain, that is. Also contains helmets from almost all the NFL teams.

I see this one contains beer as I see it and other dishes. Still, I wonder if that grass is real. Looks like it compared to what I’ve seen on Cougar Mountain, that is. Also contains helmets from almost all the NFL teams.

41. Grace your Super Bowl party platter with football fritters containing potato, bacon, and cheddar cheese.

Now I'm sure my dad will really love these. Yet, I know they'd be very bad for him. Contains lots of salt, seriously. Eat enough of them and you'll get a heart attack.

Now I’m sure my dad will really love these. Yet, I know they’d be very bad for him. Contains lots of salt, seriously. Eat enough of them and you’ll get a heart attack.

42. Nothing makes a Super Bowl than a football soft pretzel.

Of course, in Pittsburgh, we call this, "the Ben Roethlisberger Special." Did I spell his name right? Seriously, did I spell his name right?

Of course, in Pittsburgh, we call this, “the Ben Roethlisberger Special.” Did I spell his name right? Seriously, did I spell his name right?

43. For frozen treats, you can’t do wrong with these football ice cream sandwiches on sticks.

The great part of these is that how the plays are written on the sticks. Still, wish real football teams did this with their plays. Maybe they'll remember them better.

The great part of these is that how the plays are written on the sticks. Still, wish real football teams did this with their plays. Maybe they’ll remember them better.

44. For all you winos out there, nothing makes a great Super Bowl party than a stadium cheese platter.

Of course, while the black olives are in position, the green olives seemed to have called a time out. Wonder if the green olives realize they're losing. Losing teams tend to do this near the end of games.

Of course, while the black olives are in position, the green olives seemed to have called a time out. Wonder if the green olives realize they’re losing. Losing teams tend to do this near the end of games.

45. Nothing makes great artificial turf for your snackadium than celery.

Okay, I bet this is the low budget version of the Super Bowl veggie platter. And they have an almond to act as a football. For those who have limited cooking skills, you might want to try this.

Okay, I bet this is the low budget version of the Super Bowl veggie platter. And they have an almond to act as a football. For those who have limited cooking skills, you might want to try this.

46. When it comes to snackadium walls, you might want to go with sandwiches on one end and lunch meat and graham crackers on the other.

What my question about this stadium is: How the hell did they get the ham, graham crackers, and pastrami to stand up like that? Seriously, how did they do it?

What my question about this stadium is: How the hell did they get the ham, graham crackers, and pastrami to stand up like that? Seriously, how did they do it?

47. I’m sure your party guests will delight in this one of a kind Super Bowl sundae.

And I guess this is with a sprinkles in a cone as well as chocolate chip mint ice cream. Can I have one, please? I'll take it. Seems like someone's about to score a touchdown.

And I guess this is with a sprinkles in a cone as well as chocolate chip mint ice cream. Can I have one, please? I’ll take it. Seems like someone’s about to score a touchdown.

48. Behold, I give you, the Super Bowl Taco Bowl.

Of course, while this item may be among the healthier dishes on this post, it may give you a case of gas by the 3rd quarter. I mean it's probably covered with refried beans for the other contents to stick to.

Of course, while this item may be among the healthier dishes on this post, it may give you a case of gas by the 3rd quarter. I mean it’s probably covered with refried beans for the other contents to stick to.

49. Nothing says a Super Bowl party than a team sized football burger.

Now I'm sure this was made by a restaurant. I mean burgers don't tend to be that big. Then again, this might be a close up image. Nevertheless, the top bun certainly looks like a real football.

Now I’m sure this was made by a restaurant. I mean burgers don’t tend to be that big. Then again, this might be a close up image. Nevertheless, the top bun certainly looks like a real football.

50. For the kids, I’m sure these football cookies will do quite nicely.

I don't know about you but I really like these expressions on these football. I also love the use of sprinkles for the crowds on the football stadium ones, too.

I don’t know about you but I really like these expressions on these football. I also love the use of sprinkles for the crowds on the football stadium ones, too.

51. Now these cheese potato skin footballs make a great side dish for your Super Bowl party.

Of course, I thought this was a scalped potato dish, wondering, how did they managed to get a dish shaped like that? Then I realized that was potato skin.

Of course, I thought this was a scalped potato dish, wondering, how did they managed to get a dish shaped like that? Then I realized that was potato skin.

52. Score on the big game day with this football shaped veggie platter.

Have to love how the old pig skin is made from peppers, carrots, and cherry tomatoes. The turf is represented by the broccoli.

Have to love how the old pig skin is made from peppers, carrots, and cherry tomatoes. The turf is represented by the broccoli.

53. Nothing scores bigger on your Super Bowl dessert platter than these football cake pops.

Sure these might be covered in chocolate, but, hey, I'll take a bite out of one of them. Nevertheless, cute.

Sure these might be covered in chocolate, but, hey, I’ll take a bite out of one of them. Nevertheless, very fitting for the big game.

54. Now I’m sure your guests will be delighted with these tasty football brownies.

Now these brownies look so delicious that it's making me hungry. Seriously, I really love brownies and chocolate.

Now these brownies look so delicious that it’s making me hungry. Seriously, I really love brownies and chocolate.

55. For your desserts during the half-time show, take a time out with this pull apart football cake.

Because if this doesn't distract you from looking at Katie Perry's boobs, I don't know what will. Still, love the icing, yet I wish the cupcakes were chocolate though.

Because if this doesn’t distract you from looking at Katie Perry’s boobs, I don’t know what will. Still, love the icing, yet I wish the cupcakes were chocolate though.

56. I’m sure this football shaped tortilla sandwich will make a great Super Bowl entree during the game.

Of course this may be a seven layer dip with tortillas overlapping each topping. I'd proceed this dish with caution if I were you.

Of course this may be a seven layer dip with tortillas overlapping each topping. I’d proceed this dish with caution if I were you.

57. If Rice Krispie football treats aren’t your thing, perhaps go with a superized one.

However, though this might be the size of a real football, doesn't mean you should pass it around with your guests. Seriously, don't.

However, though this might be the size of a real football, doesn’t mean you should pass it around with your guests. Seriously, don’t.

58. If you don’t want to give your guests coronaries, then perhaps cover your football cheese ball with nuts.

Of course, ingesting too much cheese may not be good for you. Then again, at least your Orthodox Jewish guest may be allowed to take part in this dish as well.

Of course, ingesting too much cheese may not be good for you. Then again, at least your Orthodox Jewish guest may be allowed to take part in this dish as well.

59. Nothing makes a Super Bowl party than an appetizer dish of sauteed mushrooms.

Sauteed mushroom dish? Seems more like something you'd serve for a Wimbledon party to me. And only rich folks attend those.

Sauteed mushroom dish? Seems more like something you’d serve for a Wimbledon party to me. And only rich folks attend those.

60. Nobody can do much wrong with these field cupcakes for their Super Bowl parties.

Warning: green icing may cause your guests to sport green lips, which are much more appropriate for Saint Patrick's Day.

Warning: green icing may cause your guests to sport green lips, which are much more appropriate for Saint Patrick’s Day.

61. Presenting the Super Bowl salad bowl.

And it looks like the salads in this arrangement is being served in tortilla bowls. Also, is that salad dressing or masking tape?

And it looks like the salads in this arrangement is being served in tortilla bowls. Also, is that salad dressing or masking tape?

62. Score a touchdown at your Super Bowl party with these football bites.

Now these bites seem to contain, Ritz crackers, kielbasa slices, and cheddar cheese. And I guess the lines are drawn with salad dressing.

Now these bites seem to contain, Ritz crackers, kielbasa slices, and cheddar cheese. And I guess the lines are drawn with salad dressing.

63. During the Super Bowl, the best way to eat fruit salad is via a watermelon helmet.

Fruit helmet? Hey, kid, football isn't the sport for queers (I'm just kidding on this, seriously). Also, that dish doesn't seem to fit the dietary guidelines for football food, which is supposed to be bad for the arteries.

Fruit helmet? Hey, kid, football isn’t the sport for queers (I’m just kidding on this, seriously). Also, that dish doesn’t seem to fit the dietary guidelines for football food, which is supposed to be bad for the arteries.

64. Nothing makes a great Super Bowl party than a dish of refried dip shaped like a football.

Warning: May cause gas like in the iconic Blazing Saddles scene if this isn't seven layers. Then again, football is more of a men's sport anyway and Super Bowl Sunday more of a men's holiday.

Warning: May cause gas like in the iconic Blazing Saddles scene if this isn’t seven layers. Then again, football is more of a men’s sport anyway and Super Bowl Sunday more of a men’s holiday.

65. Oh, when the Saints go marchin’ in. Oh, when the New Orleans Saints go marchin’ in….

Of course, after winning the Super Bowl in 2010, they became implicated in a high profile scandal in which the coach issued bounties on certain players for his crew to beat up. They haven't been as good since.

Of course, after winning the Super Bowl in 2010, they became implicated in a high profile scandal in which the coach issued bounties on certain players for his crew to beat up. They haven’t been as good since. So much for living up to their name.

66. Of course, nothings honors the big day like a Super Bowl gingerbread stadium.

I don't think this display was made for eating. Nevertheless, it's going in the post anyway. Seriously, it's very good artistry.

I don’t think this display was made for eating. Nevertheless, it’s going in the post anyway. Seriously, it’s very good artistry.

67. Of course, when the Steelers are playing in the Super Bowl, you can’t do without a Terrible Towel cake.

Now the tradition of the Terrible Towel began with the Pittsburgh Steeler's announcer Myron Cope during the team's glory days in the 1970s. It's been a Pittsburgh Steeler tradition since then. Sadly, Myron died in 2008 but he'd always be remember as a local sports personality.

Now the tradition of the Terrible Towel began with the Pittsburgh Steeler’s announcer Myron Cope during the team’s glory days in the 1970s. It’s been a Pittsburgh Steeler tradition since then. Sadly, Myron died in 2008 but he’d always be remember as a local sports personality.

68. Show your support for the Green Bay Packers with this cheese head cake.

The main reason why the Green Bay Packers fans are called, "Cheese Heads" is because the team was originally founded and sponsored by a food packing company. Also, because of Wisconsin's association with dairy products.

The main reason why the Green Bay Packers fans are called, “Cheese Heads” is because the team was originally founded and sponsored by a food packing company. Also, because of Wisconsin’s association with dairy products.

69. Nothing makes a great Super Bowl party than a cake of the Vince Lombardi trophy.

I'm sure this cake is professionally made and that trophy is just a replica as far as I can see. Looks very well done though.

I’m sure this cake is professionally made and that trophy is just a replica as far as I can see. Looks very well done though.

70. I now give you, Graham Cracker Snackadium.

Though the outside is graham crackers the inside tends to be aluminum foil, crackers, and guacamole. Still a great snack platter though.

Though the outside is graham crackers the inside tends to be aluminum foil, crackers, and guacamole. Still a great snack platter though.

Superbowl Party Tips

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It’s becoming that time of year again when people all over the US are tuned into the biggest sports extravaganza of the year on Sunday night in February. This year it’s the Denver Broncos vs. the Seattle Seahawks playing in New Jersey. Of course, some of you big football fans actually will be watching the game in the stands but this will be a very small minority since Superbowl tickets are expensive and people like my dad would rather not spend all that money to watch something in the cold (especially if it’s not the Pittsburgh Steelers playing) while he could watch the game in the comfort in his home at the cost of practically nothing. Also, there are commercial breaks where my dad can get his snacks, beer, wood on the fire, and even use the bathroom. Still, most people in the country will be watching from home and some may use this occasion to host a Super Bowl party, which is why I’m writing this post today. So without further adieu, here is a list of do’s and don’ts for the game day party planners.

Do: Plan it around someone’s birthday party, especially if it’s your son is turning eight the same week and your team is playing. As long as you sing happy birthday and give your kid presents he or she probably won’t mind the slightest. Also, saves time and money if you just combine the two especially if they’re both family traditions. In fact, my fifteenth and sixteenth birthday parties were both planned around Steeler playoff games which very memorable and I don’t even like sports.

Don’t: Play a game of touch football during the game, especially if you’re not in your own home. You don’t want to break anything and have to pay for it do you?

Do: Use the bathroom during commercial break. Sure some of them may be funny but if the game’s more important to you, commercial breaks are better than nothing, unless there’s a line at the venue.

Don’t: Stage a drinking game during the whole thing, even if there are no kids around. For one, it’s not fair to the designated driver and the roads aren’t in the best shape this time of year. Second, this activity may lead to excessive irresponsible drinking behavior as well as make a mess for your host to clean up later. And he or she may be too wasted to clean it all up anyway which may leave your designated driver with the job.

Do: Use this occasion to show off your artistic or cooking skills. If you have some creative cooking idea for your Super Bowl party, use it even if it’s for a football field display for a snack platter. Like this:

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Don’t: Get into physical fights with each other since it will make a mess and cause injury to other guests, especially in front of the kids or relatives.

Do: Be inclusive and accommodating. After all your Super Bowl party should include family, friends, neighbors, or others like employees, for instance. After all, a lot of people treat Super Bowl Sunday as a holiday and it’s no wonder.

Don’t: Have your party outdoors if you live anywhere with colder temperatures. It’s winter so it’s not a good time to stage an outdoor party. Besides, your food will freeze and everyone will be in their winter garb. No one will have any fun there.

Do: Socialize since parties are social events anyway. You don’t even have to talk about the game or sports in general. You can even complain about the commercials or the half-time show.

Don’t: Throw your trash everywhere. Garbage disposal exists for a reason. Besides, you don’t want your host cleaning up after you.

Do: Use good manners and treat everyone graciously, even if they’re rooting for the other team to win. There’s no excuse to be rude or unfriendly.

Don’t: Drink irresponsibly, especially if you’re driving. If you have any beer, drink it when you’re actually thirsty and set limits. You don’t want to get pulled over on the way home or have your host clean up after you.

Do: Leave healthy food options for your guests since not all football snack food is actually good for you. Besides, you’ll never know if you meet a health nut or a vegetarian. For instance, you can go with this:

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Don’t: Offer just only healthy food options. Other people enjoy conventional football game fare, too, even if they do have poor health habits and diets. You might want to go with a mixed selection like this:

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Do: Wear your favorite team jersey if you’re team is playing to show some support. Other team merchandise wear and face painting is fine.

Don’t: Turn guests away just because they don’t support your team or don’t care for football at all. Treat this day as a holiday, remember? Be inclusive.

Do: Devise some indoor Super Bowl party games, especially if there are kids around who may be bored out of their minds during commercial break. They have plenty of these on the internet you can print out. Or you can devise one all on your own. Just practice safety. Bingo is a good choice:

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Don’t: Use the game as an opportunity to bet or gamble, especially if your friend is in Gambler’s Anonymous or doesn’t believe in that sort of thing.

Do: Enjoy yourself and have fun even if you don’t understand football, think the commercials are lame, or the half-time show sucks. If it’s a time to spend with your loved ones, that should be enough, even if you’d much rather watch TCM or Downton Abbey instead (which is what I’d rather do).

Don’t: Use your success on your Super Bowl party to plan a Pro-Bowl party. No one really cares about the Pro-Bowl game anyway.