You can’t find a more country album like this. Apparently, his wife left him, his dog died, his pick up truck broke down, and he almost went to prison. And he probably has a drinking problem.

Yes, even the Beatles had their share of terrible album covers like a the infamous butcher cover. Fortunately for collectors, this one is worth a lot of money.

Ivory Chuck can always be handy with the piano keys. Yet, mess with him and he’ll strangle you and dump you in the river.

One guy is lying with his legs up on the piano like he’s supposed to be in zero gravity. Star Trek this is not.

Sorry, but I don’t think this album has any good information on surviving nukes. Seriously, if a nuke dropped where you live, you’re most likely to die.

And yet, they lie in street clothes in the snow. Outside a village with very small people. My guess they’ll end up like Gulliver before they wake up.

Nonetheless, Dwayne is determined to hold a beach concert as a low-budget Elton John with his keyboard and amplifier in tow. While his trusted dog is by his side.

Then again, to explore new sounds in space may require a way larger telescope than he could muster. And they wouldn’t sell it in stores.

Someone must’ve been on acid to design this cover. Seriously, you’d think she was from the VFD strip club from A Serie of Unfortunate Events.

Here William Holden sits in the study with a nervous smile. Hoping the band doesn’t play the “Colonel Bogey March.”

I’m sure any concert hall would have a harp there. I mean almost every one of them has a piano.

Sure she’s topless and wears high heel sandals. But ogle at her bare rack long enough and she’ll take you out her six shooters.

Wonder what the pilot’s going to do with that large wooden propeller. Hope he’s not thinking a threesome.

Yes, that’s Maya Angelou herself dancing to the fire in a strapless dress that she could stick her leg out. I know it’s kind of uncomfortable to see her this way.

If you had to wear a humiliating marching band uniform in high school, imagine having to dress up like Robin Hood while playing professionally. Because these guys look totally ridiculous.

Wonder what kind of songs would be on this album. And wonder if that music helps people to break the habit.

Indeed, this is album is meant to be played during sex. Nonetheless, I’m sure Barry White and Marvin Gaye are somewhere on the listings.

This is by a British Muslim hip-hop group from the 1990s which is still around today. Yet, the cover seems ripped from a foreign film about a guy with a thirst for revenge.

And yet, the cover features a truck stop waitress. Mostly because they think sex sells somehow.

Yet, the outfits are much to be desired. Seriously, plaid sport coats and drapery dresses?

Here he has his guitar in the garden. While he sings, “The Tax Returns Don’t File Themselves.”

From Mental Floss: “Poor Jeff looks like death warmed over, from his Herman Munster tan to that funeral director suit. I just hope the ‘something special’ he’s got for us doesn’t involve that hook.”

They seem awfully close to one another while drinking martinis. I think I know where this is going.

Oh, God, you don’t want to have 4 accordions in a room like that. That’s not a party. That’s torture.

Yes, this album features a lot of German drinking songs. And a couple of guys just have to enjoy a beer with a barmaid who might be a Vulcan.

Nonetheless, the crystal ball seems to magnify her boobs. Since the ball is almost totally transparent.

This is from Norway. Still, on the bright side, despite being stranded on their car, their music could attract flood rescuers.

Still, it features a very scantily clad belly dancer that would infuriate many Muslims today. Besides, are those nipple pasties?

Yet, he probably got that nickname while in prison for armed robbery. And no, I don’t think the bunnies soften his rough-hewn image.

I mean the one woman has a beehive that’s straight from the 1700s. And yes, this is a Christian album.

Seriously, is this guy even wearing pants? Maybe I really don’t want to know.

Ironically, Johann Sebastian Bach wasn’t known for being a perv. In fact, he was a family man known for fathering 20 kids with 2 wives.

So what kind of things does she sing about? Okay, I know religious music is most likely. But for all I know she could be singing about pina coladas or something.

Indeed, she’s touching the whiskers of a guy in a tiger suit. An early example of furry fandom at its finest.

Monty Python lumberjack-transvestite jokes aside, loggers aren’t known for their resilience. Should more appropriately be titled: Where There Walks a Logger There Walks a High Insurance Risk.

And yet, the wind has no effect on her large hairdo. Thanks to copious amounts of hair spray.

Man, that’s one freakish baby. Even has devil horns, fans, and claws. Still, Black Sabbath is a metal band so this isn’t out of the ordinary for them.

From Mental Floss: “Cody had the great honor of having his album title stolen by the writers of The Simpsons: in the episode “A Milhouse Divided,” after Milhouse’s dad loses his marriage and hits rock bottom he records a terrible album called “Can I Borrow A Feeling?” Sounds like Matherson should borrow a lawyer.”

Yet, she feels quite inadequate with her life. With a boyfriend who won’t give her the time of day and a dead-end job, Blanche often sought to live a fantasy life.

Seriously, his pants have seashells on them. Also, comes across as a rap artist Eddie Murphy would parody on SNL during the 1980s.

Yeah, this is pretty awkward. And here the girl sits on her dad’s lap as he explains periods.

Look into his eyes and you’ll see a soulless child from the Village of the Damned. Don’t let his smile fool you.

Seriously, look at their coats. Also, the woman’s bouffant is so garish. In addition, they seem like they’re watching a squirrel do something funny.

After all, children need clean hands in order to strangle the living daylights out of you. Seriously, those kids appear to be the stuff of nightmares.

Apparently, they don’t party very hard in Russia. Though I think the happy couple dancing must be drunk on vodka. Since the others have blasé faces.

However, this woman’s face says, “Not feeling it.” While the guy could almost pass for a 1970s porn star.

And yet, she dresses like she’s just been on vacation. Still, that face as she’s holding her monkey in sheer horror is priceless.

Sure they can’t see a thing. But they’re bound to haunt your dreams with their big hair and thirst for blood.

Yet, that doesn’t mean you should put nipple pasties on your man boobs. Also, is that a centurion helmet?

I’m sure any guy looking at this album cover would freak out over the saw in the crotch belt. Seriously, that looks really painful.