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The Little Nightmare World of Miniature Halloween Gardens

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When it comes to Halloween and other holidays, there are some post ideas I reuse on an annual basis since I like them and have proven popular. Then there are posts of ideas I want to try out on my own since I think I should come up with a few original concepts during the holidays. This is a combination of two. As I’ve seen on Pinterest, my post on miniature gardens has proven quite popular since I created and published it last year. And there are plenty of miniature garden decorations available for each holiday season. Halloween is one of these times since it’s a highly popular holiday and pretty much the last holiday before retail outlets everywhere get into their Christmas decorations as if Thanksgiving didn’t really exist in between. Well, at least in the United States as far as I’m concerned. Anyway, it’s not unusual to find mini gardens decorated for Halloween. You might find some presented as tiny graveyards or haunted lawns. Some even have it in autumn fashion with pumpkins. But however these gardens are made, I bring some of them to you.

  1. Sometimes for your Halloween garden, all you need are pumpkins and orange fencing.
Helps if it has vines growing from a bird bath. Really brings out some of the creepiness.

Helps if it has vines growing from a bird bath. Really brings out some of the creepiness.

2. This mini garden must’ve been abandoned by fairies years ago.

But the pumpkins seem ripe and everything later looks like crap in the fall. Like the skeleton.

But the pumpkins seem ripe and everything later looks like crap in the fall. Like the skeleton.

3. When it comes to Halloween some take time to dress their door on the trees.

Since it's fall, the gnomes didn't have to do much to their place. Just decorate the front door for trick or treaters.

Since it’s fall, the gnomes didn’t have to do much to their place. Just decorate the front door for trick or treaters.

4. Welcome to the fairy graveyard.

Complete with a dangling skull decoration. Still, almost didn't see the graves in this one.

Complete with a dangling skull decoration. Still, almost didn’t see the graves in this one.

5. For Halloween miniature gardens, the more haunted the better.

Here we come across a churyard garden with a cob webbed tree and graves. Doesn't have a lot of plants but plenty of gravel.

Here we come across a churchyard garden with a cob webbed tree and graves. Doesn’t have a lot of plants but plenty of gravel.

6. Sometimes it doesn’t take much for a mini garden to be truly haunted.

This one just looks unkempt and has decorations. Including pumpkins and a skeleton.

This one just looks unkempt and has decorations. Including pumpkins and a skeleton.

7. Not sure if this is a good place to trick or treat.

Though not the most haunted house I've seen, the skull posts seem quite scary. Still, like the ghosts and trick or treaters.

Though not the most haunted house I’ve seen, the skull posts seem quite scary. Still, like the ghosts and trick or treaters.

8. Someone must’ve spilled the cauldrons at this place.

Hope whatever potion the witches were making doesn't do any nasty damage. Love the pumpkins, by the way.

Hope whatever potion the witches were making doesn’t do any nasty damage. Love the pumpkins, by the way.

9. Please don’t mind the reclining skeleton.

He's just only resting his bones. And I tell you, there's no bones about it.

He’s just only resting his bones. And I tell you, there’s no bones about it.

10. Sometimes it helps to start simple.

These just have Halloween decorations as well. But the black cat seems a little freaked out.

These just have Halloween decorations as well. But the black cat seems a little freaked out.

11. It might be best to keep out of this one.

Since it specifically states to keep out despite that cemeteries are technically public parks. Love the decor on this.

Since it specifically states to keep out despite that cemeteries are technically public parks. Love the decor on this.

12. Sometimes a modest graveyard in a bucket will do.

And it seems that someone must've been here recently. But probably got spooked out. Must've seen a ghost.

And it seems that someone must’ve been here recently. But probably got spooked out. Must’ve seen a ghost.

13. Skeletons and jack-o-lanterns can always make a spooky garden.

This especially goes for the skeletons. Doesn't matter if they're standing or buried in the ground either.

This especially goes for the skeletons. Doesn’t matter if they’re standing or buried in the ground either.

14. Seems like this place has become a ghostly hangout.

After all, ghosts must like billowing shrubs and cobblestone paths. Nevertheless, this is charming.

After all, ghosts must like billowing shrubs and cobblestone paths. Nevertheless, this is charming.

15. Only the dead seem to reside at this house.

Still, I like how this person did their own haunted house and like how the plants seem to take it over. I think it's very creative.

Still, I like how this person did their own haunted house and how the plants seem to take it over. I think it’s very creative.

16. In a Halloween mini garden, the plants can just run wild.

You can see how the plants dangle from the box in this one. Love the decorations.

You can see how the plants dangle from the box in this one. Love the decorations.

17. Sometimes ghosts and witches prefer the peaceful nature surroundings.

Well, this is a graveyard with a path and an imposing rock. But I'm not sure what the pumpkins are doing here.

Well, this is a graveyard with a path and an imposing rock. But I’m not sure what the pumpkins are doing here.

18. A black pumpkin garden could always cause a sensation.

This is especially when there's a skeleton bench and grave stones. Still, if this pumpkin is real, you might need to throw it out in early November.

This is especially when there’s a skeleton bench and grave stones. Still, if this pumpkin is real, you might need to throw it out in early November.

19. This Halloween mini garden is so spooky that even the pot is alive.

Well, alive in lights. But you have to admit, this takes Halloween mini gardens to a whole new level.

Well, alive in lights. But you have to admit, this takes Halloween mini gardens to a whole new level.

20. With a Halloween garden like this, you can even decorate the trees.

The table has some bones on top. But none you'd want to give your dog. Like how the trees are decked for the holiday.

The table has some bones on top. But none you’d want to give your dog. Like how the trees are decked for the holiday.

21. Nothing makes a better mini garden pot than a black cauldron.

And it doesn't hurt if it has legs. Not sure if I see any plants here though.

And it doesn’t hurt if it has legs. Not sure if I see any plants here though.

22. Sometimes all you need are skulls, pumpkins, and anything orange.

Well, I didn't include the scared black cat, though. But I do like the skull and the jack-o-lantern on the chair.

Well, I didn’t include the scared black cat, though. But I do like the skull and the jack-o-lantern on the chair.

23. In Halloween mini gardens, the more scary plants the better.

Seems like there's a creepy monster ball tonight. Wonder who'll show up. Then again, maybe I don't want to know.

Seems like there’s a creepy monster ball tonight. Wonder who’ll show up. Then again, maybe I don’t want to know.

24. Halloween can be such a strange time that you’ll find jack-o-lanterns on trees.

In real life, putting jack-o-lanterns on trees just weighs them down as well as poses a fire hazard. But this doesn't seem too bad.

In real life, putting jack-o-lanterns on trees just weighs them down as well as poses a fire hazard. But this doesn’t seem too bad.

25. Is that a trail of eyeballs?

Seems like this person got a little creative with this miniature garden. I mean there's a pumpkin with some painted gravestones and an eyeball trail. The cauldron looks perfect for a witch's lair.

Seems like this person got a little creative with this miniature garden. I mean there’s a pumpkin with some painted gravestones and an eyeball trail. The cauldron looks perfect for a witch’s lair.

26. Sometimes it takes the right setting for a house to seem haunted.

Not sure if those are trick or treaters dressed as ghosts or just ghosts. Sometimes you can't tell on Halloween.

Not sure if those are trick or treaters dressed as ghosts or just ghosts. Sometimes you can’t tell on Halloween.

27. Sometimes all a skeleton wants is a quiet afternoon.

Though the ghost always has to bug him. Love the plants near the scarecrow though.

Though the ghost always has to bug him. Love the plants near the scarecrow though.

28. The plants seem rather wild in this graveyard.

I guess these are normal plants in a bucket with a large skull and grave stones. Kind of freaky but I like it.

I guess these are normal plants in a bucket with a large skull and grave stones. Kind of freaky but I like it.

29. While some mini gardens feature a haunted house, this one shows a haunted village.

Houses are on the top. Plants are on the bottom. Someone must've had too much time on their hands.

Houses are on the top. Plants are on the bottom. Someone must’ve had too much time on their hands.

30. Wonder what monsters rise from this garden?

I can see Frankenstein's monster from the ground as well as a goblin. At least I think it's a goblin.

I can see Frankenstein’s monster from the ground as well as a goblin. At least I think it’s a goblin.

31. Guess this pumpkin house didn’t have any candy.

Or it just creeped them out with the creepy doll girl and the trees with heads. Yet, the trick or treaters seem like they're minding their own business.

Or it just creeped them out with the creepy doll girl and the trees with heads. Yet, the trick or treaters seem like they’re minding their own business.

32. Seems like this garden has been overrun by spiders.

That might explain the cobwebs on the trees. But even at this scale, they'll still freak people out.

That might explain the cobwebs on the trees. But even at this scale, they’ll still freak people out.

33. Looks like this garden’s been swept in the wind.

Yes, fall can be a rather windy time of year. It can also be quite rainy as well, especially in October.

Yes, fall can be a rather windy time of year. It can also be quite rainy as well, especially in October.

34. Don’t mind the skeleton as you pass the cemetery.

As you might notice, the mini garden decorations aren't always up to scale. Look on how the skeleton seems to be a giant compared to where the graves are and the other figures.

As you might notice, the mini garden decorations aren’t always up to scale. Look on how the skeleton seems to be a giant compared to where the graves are and the other figures.

35. This old house has always been a haven for skeletons.

Because they tend to rise from their graves and haunt the place. Seem to have a good time.

Because they tend to rise from their graves and haunt the place. Seem to have a good time.

36. I’m sure it’s perfectly safe to trick or treat here.

Just don't mind the Venus Fly Traps and the other weird flora here. They just eat the insects.

Just don’t mind the Venus Fly Traps and the other weird flora here. They just eat the insects.

37. This witch always likes to be around her weeds.

And she sure loves how they seem to grow wild. Not sure if she's sweeping or about to fly with her broomstick.

And she sure loves how they seem to grow wild. Not sure if she’s sweeping or about to fly with her broomstick.

38. Put a few tombstones and you have yourself a graveyard.

Not sure I want to know who's buried here. But I like how they go with the plants.

Not sure I want to know who’s buried here. But I like how they go with the plants.

39. Sometimes it doesn’t hurt to improvise.

As you can see, the pumpkins in here are just painted rocks. May not seem perfectly symmetrical but seems to work.

As you can see, the pumpkins in here are just painted rocks. May not seem perfectly symmetrical but seems to work.

40. Ghosts always love haunting a pumpkin house.

Yes, a lot of these mini gardens feature the same decorations over and over again. But none of these are in the same style.

Yes, a lot of these mini gardens feature the same decorations over and over again. But none of these are in the same style.

41. Even gnomes can be in a carving mood this time of year.

And they all seem to be carving away. Looks like one is carving the biggest pumpkin for a master touch.

And they all seem to be carving away. Looks like one is carving the biggest pumpkin for a master touch.

42. Even more than a pumpkin house, ghosts also enjoy nearby ponds.

There we see the ghosts at the pumpkin house again. Nevertheless, the fern on this is lovely.

There we see the ghosts at the pumpkin house again. Nevertheless, the fern on this is lovely.

43. A gnome house is always a welcoming place for anyone.

This includes skeletons, ghosts or any undead. Gnomes don't care.

This includes skeletons, ghosts or any undead. Gnomes don’t care.

44. Seems like the white vines are growing from this pot.

Then again, I wonder if they're supposed to be cobwebs. That might explain a lot.

Then again, I wonder if they’re supposed to be cobwebs. That might explain a lot.

45. There’s nothing better on Halloween than a picnic near an abandoned cemetery.

Not sure if you'd care to see some unburied skeletons. But some things can't always be helped.

Not sure if you’d care to see some unburied skeletons. But some things can’t always be helped.

46. At some pumpkin houses, it may be wise to watch your back.

After all, there's a "Beware" sign as well as some graves. Nothing good can come from this.

After all, there’s a “Beware” sign as well as some graves. Nothing good can come from this.

47. There’s something a little batty about this house.

Love the nice purple house among the pumpkins. Really makes it seem haunted, but not too scary.

Love the nice purple house among the pumpkins. Really makes it seem haunted, but not too scary.

48. Best not get too close to this scary tree.

Seems like there's something not right about this tree. Something seems to glow inside. Like the plants on this.

Seems like there’s something not right about this tree. Something seems to glow inside. Like the plants on this.

49. Never saw a haunted house like this before.

Then again, it might be a house just decked for Halloween. Might just belong to some fantastical being like the Easter Bunny. Or the Joker.

Then again, it might be a house just decked for Halloween. Might just belong to some fantastical being like the Easter Bunny. Or the Joker.

50. A jack-o-lantern on each side is all the decoration you’ll need.

Well, at this place anyway. Though it does include a haunted house that says, "Trick or Treat." Not to mention, you have to admire the plants.

Well, at this place anyway. Though it does include a haunted house that says, “Trick or Treat.” Not to mention, you have to admire the plants.

51. There’s nothing like having jack-o-lanterns in the pumpkin patch.

Or having ghosts near your house, which seems smaller than the scarecrow. Honestly, sometimes decor isn't always up to scale.

Or having ghosts near your house, which seems smaller than the scarecrow. Honestly, sometimes decor isn’t always up to scale.

52. Heard of a haunted house? How about a haunted castle?

Well, this is quite interesting. Heard it even lights up to be extra scary.

Well, this is quite interesting. Heard it even lights up to be extra scary.

53. This Halloween mini garden has had the zen treatment.

Not sure how calming it may be. But like how they have the bones and grave stones in the sand.

Not sure how calming it may be. But like how they have the bones and grave stones in the sand.

54. You’ll never know what you’ll find in this scary place.

Yeah, this seems a bit unique from the other ones. Like how the scary entities go well with the plants.

Yeah, this seems a bit unique from the other ones. Like how the scary entities go well with the plants.

55. Graveyards can always be a haunt for lost souls and bodies.

This one has cobwebs and a skeleton in a cage. Not sure why. Though I like the tree.

This one has cobwebs and a skeleton in a cage. Not sure why. Though I like the tree.

56. What you might find in this pumpkin might be a grave surprise.

Even has grave stones all close together. Can really use some landscaping though since the weeds are out of hand.

Even has grave stones all close together. Can really use some landscaping though since the weeds are out of hand.

57. Orange gravel is always in the Halloween spirit.

Also helps if there's a table set and a billowing bonsai tree. Love this.

Also helps if there’s a table set and a billowing bonsai tree. Love this.

58. This mini garden has become quite a haven for the haunting.

You can see witches and ghosts galore here. Like the house. Seems rather normal but nevertheless spooky.

You can see witches and ghosts galore here. Like the house. Seems rather normal but nevertheless spooky.

59. Now this garden has an interesting house.

Well, this one has the works. Some ghosts, some graves, and even a haunted house in two parts.

Well, this one has the works. Some ghosts, some graves, and even a haunted house in two parts.

60. That’s just a lonely skeleton with a bag of candy.

Well, there are a couple of ghosts nearby but that's beside the point. Love the trees though.

Well, there are a couple of ghosts nearby but that’s beside the point. Love the trees though.

61. Wonder what’s lurking in this little teacup.

I don't think the teacup is necessarily little. But I love how it's shaded to fit with the Halloween decor on this.

I don’t think the teacup is necessarily little. But I love how it’s shaded to fit with the Halloween decor on this.

62. In this zen mini garden, the bones can be anywhere.

Sometimes, they can be buried in the sand. Not sure if you can piece them together.

Sometimes, they can be buried in the sand. Not sure if you can piece them together.

63. Don’t cross that mummy coming from the bridge.

This seems to have a little Halloween village going on. There's even a witch and a Grim Reaper there, too.

This seems to have a little Halloween village going on. There’s even a witch and a Grim Reaper there, too.

64. This skeleton is taking a break from trick or treating.

Or scaring off trick or treaters for candy. This could depend on interpretation.

Or scaring off trick or treaters for candy. This could depend on interpretation.

65. Looks like the witch didn’t land on her feet.

This one doesn't seem to have much to do with it. Just needs some plants, a witch, and a few gourds and squashes.

This one doesn’t seem to have much to do with it. Just needs some plants, a witch, and a few gourds and squashes.

66. There might be something lurking in the bushes here.

It's either a ghost or just cobwebs. Since a witch may live in that house, it may not bee good.

It’s either a ghost or just cobwebs. Since a witch may live in that house, it may not bee good.

67. This little patio is ready for the festivities.

Well, this seems kind of cute. Love the trick or treaters and the banner.

Well, this seems kind of cute. Love the trick or treaters and the banner.

68. Sometimes it’s hard to be a lonely ghost.

Must've been buried some place far away and very quickly. Then again, I'm not sure what the pumpkins are doing here.

Must’ve been buried some place far away and very quickly. Then again, I’m not sure what the pumpkins are doing here.

69. Wonder if it snowed in this neck of the woods.

Yes, I've seen it snow in October. But I haven't seen an Ent with a crystal ball. What's with that?

Yes, I’ve seen it snow in October. But I haven’t seen an Ent with a crystal ball. What’s with that?

70. This garden already seems covered in cobwebs.

And covered over black flowers, too. Yet, ghosts and other Halloween figures love it.

And covered over black flowers, too. Yet, ghosts and other Halloween figures love it.

71. A garden like this might bring you bumps in the night.

Heard this is made from an Altoids box. Wonder how it's possible to accomplish that.

Heard this is made from an Altoids box. Wonder how it’s possible to accomplish that.

72. Imagine working in a graveyard like this.

Well, there's a pumpkin house and even more imposing grave stones surrounding it. Not sure if it's a place for giants staffed by wee folk or what.

Well, there’s a pumpkin house and even more imposing grave stones surrounding it. Not sure if it’s a place for giants staffed by wee folk or what.

73. In mini gardens purple lights spark Halloween magic.

And it seems like the ghosts love to frolic in it, too. Grave stones aren't too shabby either.

And it seems like the ghosts love to frolic in it, too. Grave stones aren’t too shabby either.

74. Sneezy is all set up for some Halloween relaxation.

Well, not really since he's posing as a garden gnome. But I do love the deck is set up as well as the plants.

Well, not really since he’s posing as a garden gnome. But I do love the deck is set up as well as the plants.

75. Looks like there’s a fallen witch at the side of the road.

Also, why do ghosts need roads? They're dead. Then again, this may be a trick or treater.

Also, why do ghosts need roads? They’re dead. Then again, this may be a trick or treater.

76. Wonder what happened to this witch.

Seems like everything but her shoes, hat, broomstick, and cauldron disappeared. Love the tree though.

Seems like everything but her shoes, hat, broomstick, and cauldron disappeared. Love the tree though.

77. And you thought things couldn’t be less scary in the desert.

Not sure why they have giant eyeballs here. The skeletons make more sense. Love the cacti.

Not sure why they have giant eyeballs here. The skeletons make more sense. Love the cacti.

78. This witch always prefers her garden patio covered with cobwebs.

Too bad the cat's painted on a rock. But it surely makes a stunning display if you ask me.

Too bad the cat’s painted on a rock. But it surely makes a stunning display if you ask me.

79. This little graveyard is all dirt and sticks.

Yes, I know there aren't any plants here. But this is for Halloween so it works.

Yes, I know there aren’t any plants here. But this is for Halloween so it works.

80. With Halloween mini gardens, it helps if there are black, imposing cliffs.

Man, this seems to be covered in ghosts and pumpkins. Wonder where the pumpkin patch is from the pumpkin house.

Man, this seems to be covered in ghosts and pumpkins. Wonder where the pumpkin patch is from the pumpkin house.

Scary and Eerily Adorable DIY Halloween Costume Inspirations (Second Edition)

Posted by historymaniacmegan on
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Ajax is stronger than dirt, keeping dishes clean and me from having dishwashy hands so my husband won’t drop me for some scheming hoebag who’s never washed any dishes in her life. Okay, it’s not a great rendition of a vintage ad housewife. And I know they didn’t have Ajax dish liquid in the Mad Men era. But I think it’s kind of funny.

 

As we all know, Halloween is a time when we don our costumes with the possibility of going trick or treating, a parade, or a party. Yes, I know that many retailers feature plenty of costumes to choose from. However, as a woman, I have doubts as to how many girls would want a sexy Winnie the Pooh costume or sexy Elmo. Because those characters shouldn’t be sexy. They’re for children, people. Anyway, last year I did a post on DIY Halloween costumes which did quite well during this time of year. So I decided to do another one since I have so many of these costume pics left over. Yes, I know my vintage maven costume isn’t my best efforts since my hair doesn’t hold up. Not to mention, Ajax dish liquid didn’t come out until 1971 though the brand was around during the Mad Men era, an age noted for a treasure trove of advertising I tend to make fun of a lot on this blog. Anyway, I bring you another installment of DIY Halloween costumes if you’re still wondering on what to be for the holiday.

  1. French Painter
Well, he's a pallet, anyway. But this seems like an easy costume with a beret, pallet boards, and a brush. Don't forget the French mustache.

Well, he’s a pallet, anyway. But this seems like an easy costume with a beret, pallet boards, and a brush. Don’t forget the French mustache.

2. Eiffel Tower

This is a different one from last year since it's in adult size. But like the Parisian structure, it can't be ignored.

This is a different one from last year since it’s in adult size. But like the Parisian structure, it can’t be ignored.

3. Dexter and His Victim

Well, both are easy costumes to make. Yet, it might make people wonder if you two are mentally sound. The plastic wrap is great, by the way.

Well, both are easy costumes to make. Yet, it might make people wonder if you two are mentally sound. The plastic wrap is great, by the way.

4. Uncle Sam and the Statue of Liberty

Of course, this is the kind of couples' costume where taking the sexy route makes more sense. This is especially when it's DIY.

Of course, this is the kind of couples’ costume where taking the sexy route makes more sense. This is especially when it’s DIY.

5. Dwight Schrute

You know the weird creepy guy from The Office who's always sucking up to Michael? Well, this little girl dressed up at him. I know younger viewers may not get this reference.

You know the weird creepy guy from The Office who’s always sucking up to Michael? Well, this little girl dressed up at him. I know younger viewers may not get this reference.

6. Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

An easy costume with two slices of bread covered in different color plastic wrap. So cute.

An easy costume with two slices of bread covered in different color plastic wrap. So cute.

7. Mrs. Butterworth and Waffle

Mrs. Butterworth is a syrup brand. But I like how she's dressed like the bottle.

Mrs. Butterworth is a syrup brand. But I like how she’s dressed like the bottle.

8. Rosie the Riveter

While some girls want to be princesses, this little lady dresses up as an iconic munitions worker. Yes, we can do it! indeed.

While some girls want to be princesses, this little lady dresses up as an iconic munitions worker. Yes, we can do it! indeed.

9. Man in the Yellow Hat

You know, the man who owns Curious George. Thought so. Still, not a hard costume.

You know, the man who owns Curious George. Thought so. Still, not a hard costume.

10. Frito Bandito

Well, it's a new spin on him. Only he's armed with a snack cart and looks more badass. Hope I didn't offend anyone here.

Well, it’s a new spin on him. Only he’s armed with a snack cart and looks more badass. Hope I didn’t offend anyone here.

11. Mousetrap

Now this is a very adorable costume with the baby dressed as a mouse. Until you realize what mousetraps actually do to mice.

Now this is a very adorable costume with the baby dressed as a mouse. Until you realize what mousetraps actually do to mice.

12. Doritos

Yes, the corn chips that are extra salty and are covered with a cheese that gets all over you. Still, these are great.

Yes, the corn chips that are extra salty and are covered with a cheese that gets all over you. Still, these are great.

13. Corpse Bride

She's from a Tim Burton movie. She kidnaps an unsuspecting man into the netherworld just before he's about to tie the knot with another girl. You read that right.

She’s from a Tim Burton movie. She kidnaps an unsuspecting man into the netherworld just before he’s about to tie the knot with another girl. You read that right.

14. Andy Warhol and Pop Art Painting

Had to do this one since Andy Warhol is a native of Pittsburgh. But the painting of pink Marilyn Monroe is awesome.

Had to do this one since Andy Warhol is a native of Pittsburgh. But the painting of pink Marilyn Monroe is awesome.

15. Inflatable Tube Guys

You know those inflatable guys you see at car dealerships? Yeah, there's a Halloween costume for that. These are brilliant.

You know those inflatable guys you see at car dealerships? Yeah, there’s a Halloween costume for that. These are brilliant.

16. Barbie Makeup Head

Remember having one of these as a kid. Still, love how she has a makeup set on the table and perfect blond hair.

Remember having one of these as a kid. Still, love how she has a makeup set on the table and perfect blond hair.

17. BLT

The parents are the bread slices while the kids are bacon, lettuce, ant tomato. I guess one the parents picked the theme that year.

The parents are the bread slices while the kids are bacon, lettuce, ant tomato. I guess one the parents picked the theme that year.

18. Dr. Evil and Mini Me

"I shall call him Mini Me." Still, seems like a fairly easy costume. But I doubt this Mini Me is old enough for Austin Powers to understand.

“I shall call him Mini Me.” Still, seems like a fairly easy costume. But I doubt this Mini Me is old enough for Austin Powers to understand.

19. Willy Wonka and Oompah Loompah

You know from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Still, Gene Wilder, you will be missed.

You know from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Still, Gene Wilder, you will be missed.

20. Pencil

Well, her top is sharp. But she doesn't seem to have an eraser. Still, it's a great costume.

Well, her top is sharp. But she doesn’t seem to have an eraser. Still, it’s a great costume.

21. Silent Film Stars

One is Charlie Chaplin in a business suit and the other is a 1920s flapper. Will probably be out of style with the presence of the Jazz Singer costume.

One is Charlie Chaplin in a business suit and the other is a 1920s flapper. Will probably be out of style with the presence of the Jazz Singer costume.

22. Trophies

See one excelled in baseball and the other in tennis. Still, love how they're posing like that.

See one excelled in baseball and the other in tennis. Still, love how they’re posing like that.

23. Pin Cushion

Yes, she has two pins in her and she knows how to use them. Like how she's dressed like the traditional tomato.

Yes, she has two pins in her and she knows how to use them. Like how she’s dressed like the traditional tomato.

24. Mr. Clean

Yes, one of the most famous cleaning product mascots ever. Still, this is clever and doesn't take a lot of work.

Yes, one of the most famous cleaning product mascots ever. Still, this is clever and doesn’t take a lot of work.

25. Castaway

The guy's the Tom Hanks character with a FedEx box. The woman is the volleyball Wilson.

The guy’s the Tom Hanks character with a FedEx box. The woman is the volleyball Wilson.

26. Gray Scale

You see how they're dressed in their finest attire while in black and white. It's one of those pun costumes.

You see how they’re dressed in their finest attire while in black and white. It’s one of those pun costumes.

27. Lego Family

So I guess this family decided to go as a Lego version of themselves. Makes sense, to a point.

So I guess this family decided to go as a Lego version of themselves. Makes sense, to a point.

28. Scarecrow

Remember to use yarn as straw, especially if it's for a little kid. Still, this is so cute.

Remember to use yarn as straw, especially if it’s for a little kid. Still, this is so cute.

29. Whac-A-Me

Must be a tribute to Whac-A-Mole. Not sure if it's kind of sadistic. But I think it's a creative spin.

Must be a tribute to Whac-A-Mole. Not sure if it’s kind of sadistic. But I think it’s a creative spin.

30. Identity Thief

Yes, he goes around stealing people's identities from time to time. As you can see from this shirt.

Yes, he goes around stealing people’s identities from time to time. As you can see from this shirt.

31. Sarah

You know the girl from Labyrinth who's trying to rescue her baby brother from the Goblin King? Well, here's her iconic dress costume.

You know the girl from Labyrinth who’s trying to rescue her baby brother from the Goblin King? Well, here’s her iconic dress costume.

32. Inspector Gadget

He's from a cartoon. And yes, he has hands coming from his hat. Got to love this.

He’s from a cartoon. And yes, he has hands coming from his hat. Got to love this.

33. T-Rex Prisoner

Must be inspired from Jurassic Park. At any rate, it's pretty clever if you really think about it.

Must be inspired from Jurassic Park. At any rate, it’s pretty clever if you really think about it.

34. Bandits

Guess the family who robs together stays together. Not sure if they're setting a bad example to their kid. But it works.

Guess the family who robs together stays together. Not sure if they’re setting a bad example to their kid. But it works.

35. Mime

She's feeling a wall that's not even there. I don't think you can ask her about it either.

She’s feeling a wall that’s not even there. I don’t think you can ask her about it either.

36. Forrest Gump

He even has that beard after running for all that time. Then again, he just felt like running.

He even has that beard after running for all that time. Then again, he just felt like running.

37. Shark Attack

You have to admire the dad who agreed to play the victim. Still, the sharks are hard to resist.

You have to admire the dad who agreed to play the victim. Still, the sharks are hard to resist.

38. Biker

He even has the beard, tattoo, and everything. This is too much.

He even has the beard, tattoo, and everything. This is too much.

39. Ms. Frizzle

She's the teacher from The Magic School Bus. A kind of teacher who'd risk her students' lives to instruct them about science.

She’s the teacher from The Magic School Bus. A kind of teacher who’d risk her students’ lives to instruct them about science.

40. King Arthur and Patsy

If you saw Monty Python and the Holy Grail, you'll understand why she has the coconut shells. "I am Arthur, King of the Britons."

If you saw Monty Python and the Holy Grail, you’ll understand why she has the coconut shells. “I am Arthur, King of the Britons.”

41. Hot Air Balloon

No, this isn't Balloon Boy. This is just a kid dressed as a hot air balloon. And it's adorable.

No, this isn’t Balloon Boy. This is just a kid dressed as a hot air balloon. And it’s adorable.

42. Bath Puffs

You know, those things you use to take a shower with. They also have body wash and rubber duckies.

You know, those things you use to take a shower with. They also have body wash and rubber duckies.

43. Vincent Van Gogh

Well, that's a close likeness of him. Too bad he's not the bandage ear portrait.

Well, that’s a close likeness of him. Too bad he’s not the bandage ear portrait.

44. Tornado

Well, this boy is causing a storm. Like how they used figures as the debris.

Well, this boy is causing a storm. Like how they used figures as the debris.

45. The Good Fairies

These are the fairies on Sleeping Beauty who did everything. And yet, none of them got the credit.

These are the fairies on Sleeping Beauty who did everything. And yet, none of them got the credit.

46. Nesting Dolls

Well, it's easier when everyone is dressed the same. Yet, one comes out of the other.

Well, it’s easier when everyone is dressed the same. Yet, one comes out of the other.

47. Big Kid

She's dressed in a footie pajama outfit with pigtails. Also has her Care Bear to snuggle with.

She’s dressed in a footie pajama outfit with pigtails. Also has her Care Bear to snuggle with.

48. Beehive, Beekeeper, and Bee

Now this is a sweet idea. Of course, don't want to piss the baby into stinging you.

Now this is a sweet idea. Of course, don’t want to piss the baby into stinging you.

49. Captain Crunch

One of the most famous cereal mascots of our times. He even has Captain Crunch cereal to show.

One of the most famous cereal mascots of our times. He even has Captain Crunch cereal to show.

50. Cat Burglar

She's a cat with a bag of money. And yes, she'll take it when you're not looking.

She’s a cat with a bag of money. And yes, she’ll take it when you’re not looking.

51. Three Blind Mice

Talk about the blind leading the blind. All they have to rely on is each other.

Talk about the blind leading the blind. All they have to rely on is each other.

52. Mason Jar

Doesn't seem to take much. But sometimes the lid can screw on real tight.

Doesn’t seem to take much. But sometimes the lid can screw on real tight.

53. Squints and Wendy Peppercorn

They're from a movie called The Sandlot. He has a crush on the lifeguard and fakes drowning so he can kiss her.

They’re from a movie called The Sandlot. He has a crush on the lifeguard and fakes drowning so he can kiss her.

54. Miss Universe

Makes more sense than the beauty pageant. Because every Miss Universe winner is from Earth.

Makes more sense than the beauty pageant. Because every Miss Universe winner is from Earth.

55. Four Seasons

And I don't mean the group from Jersey Boys. I mean the actual four seasons like winter, fall, summer, and spring.

And I don’t mean the group from Jersey Boys. I mean the actual four seasons like winter, fall, summer, and spring.

56. Lumberjack

He'll probably grow up to wear women's clothes as well as wish he were a girlie just like his dear papa. Yeah, can't help myself with that.

He’ll probably grow up to wear women’s clothes as well as wish he were a girlie just like his dear papa. Yeah, can’t help myself with that.

57. Chicken Cord on Blue

Well, there's a dish called chicken cordonbleau. It's just seems to sound like that to us.

Well, there’s a dish called chicken cordonbleau. It just seems to sound like that to us.

58. UPS Man

He'll probably go trick or treating or deliver the package while you're at work. Nevertheless, so cute.

He’ll probably go trick or treating or deliver the package while you’re at work. Nevertheless, so cute.

59. Spice Rack

Not sure if he could fit all the spices on it. Yeah, a bra's not a good support for condiments.

Not sure if he could fit all the spices on it. Yeah, a bra’s not a good support for condiments.

60. Assault and Battery

One is a battery. The other is a can of salt. Together they make a felony offense.

One is a battery. The other is a can of salt. Together they make a felony offense.

61. Stick Figure

All it takes is a white outfit and a paper plate. See? Simple.

All it takes is a white outfit and a paper plate. See? Simple.

62. Rock, Paper, Scissors

You know the drill. Paper beats rock, scissors beats paper, rock beats scissors. Don't understand why paper beats rock.

You know the drill. Paper beats rock, scissors beats paper, rock beats scissors. Don’t understand why paper beats rock.

63. Hawaiian Punch

Well, it's a guy in a Hawaiian shirt, lei, and boxing gloves. Who could ever guess?

Well, it’s a guy in a Hawaiian shirt, lei, and boxing gloves. Who could ever guess?

64. Magritte’s Son of Man

It's the one featuring an apple in front of the guy's face. Not sure how he could see.

It’s the one featuring an apple in front of the guy’s face. Not sure how he could see.

65. Washer, Dryer, and Laundry

Seems like something to do with old clothes. Like how the youngest is the basket.

Seems like something to do with old clothes. Like how the youngest is the basket.

66. Bag of Money

Sometimes you make off with the loot. But this baby is the loot.

Sometimes you make off with the loot. But this baby is the loot.

67. Jar Head

Yes, he's supposed to be a headless man with a head in a jar. I know it's creepy but it's clever.

Yes, he’s supposed to be a headless man with a head in a jar. I know it’s creepy but it’s clever.

68. Morton Salt Girl

She appears on those Morton salt cans. You know the girl in yellow in the rain.

She appears on those Morton salt cans. You know the girl in yellow in the rain.

69. Soy Sauce

Well, soy sauce and stir fry. Or is that sushi? Still, doesn't really matter much.

Well, soy sauce and stir fry. Or is that sushi? Still, doesn’t really matter much.

70. Alice in Wonderland

Another family costume theme. There's the Mad Hatter, the Cheshire Cat, the Queen of Hearts, Alice, and the White Rabbit.

Another family costume theme. There’s the Mad Hatter, the Cheshire Cat, the Queen of Hearts, Alice, and the White Rabbit.

71. John Deer Tractor

You see how the kid is dressed as a farmer in coveralls. Adorable.

You see how the kid is dressed as a farmer in coveralls. Adorable.

72. Wheel of Fortune

Let me guess, the word is "Trick or Treat." I think I was right.

Let me guess, the word is “Trick or Treat.” I think I was right.

73. Rainbow Cloud

Like how she has rainbow socks. There's nothing you can't love about this adorable costume.

Like how she has rainbow socks. There’s nothing you can’t love about this adorable costume.

74. Duran Duran Cassette Tape

And it seems that the tape became unraveled. Not much you can do about that.

And it seems that the tape became unraveled. Not much you can do about that.

75. South Park

They're all at a bar. How nice. Still, aren't they supposed to be in elementary school?

They’re all at a bar. How nice. Still, aren’t they supposed to be in elementary school? I know it’s an adult show on Comedy Central. But still….

76. Box of Wine

The cheap wine in a box we all know and love. Wonder how he could get a box like that.

The cheap wine in a box we all know and love. Wonder how he could get a box like that.

77. Bat

No, it's not Batman. She's just a regular bat. Nothing remarkable about her.

No, it’s not Batman. She’s just a regular bat. Nothing remarkable about her.

78. Don Draper

Yes, the AMC womanizing boozehound from the 1960s himself. Not sure what Jon Hamm would think of this one. But I think it's adorable.

Yes, the AMC womanizing boozehound from the 1960s himself. Not sure what Jon Hamm would think of this one. But I think it’s adorable.

79. Jetpack Kid

His legs are actually inside the flames. But you wouldn't be able to tell that for awhile.

His legs are actually inside the flames. But you wouldn’t be able to tell that for awhile.

80. Movie Theater Floor

And yes, she's literally covered in crap. Not just with candy either, which at the movies is overpriced.

And yes, she’s literally covered in crap. Not just with candy either, which at the movies is overpriced.

81. Marty McFly

He even has his own Delorean. Like his cute little red jacket vest. Adorable.

He even has his own Delorean. Like his cute little red jacket vest. Adorable.

82. Cat Scratch

He'll be lucky if nobody doesn't get cat scratch fever. Should watch out for Ted Nugent.

He’ll be lucky if nobody doesn’t get cat scratch fever. Should watch out for Ted Nugent.

83. Mary Poppins

Has Mary Poppins, Burt, and a penguin. Got to love these costumes. So adorable.

Has Mary Poppins, Burt, and a penguin. Got to love these costumes. So adorable.

84. Edward Scissorhands

Sure he may have scissor hands. But he's such a sweet guy you want to hug. Well, if he didn't have scissor hands.

Sure he may have scissor hands. But he’s such a sweet guy you want to hug. Well, if he didn’t have scissor hands.

85. Charlie Brown

Seems like a very happy Charlie Brown, which is quite unusual. Mostly because Charlie Brown feels like the world is against him.

Seems like a very happy Charlie Brown, which is quite unusual. Mostly because Charlie Brown feels like the world is against him.

86. Cousin It

Now this shouldn't be too hard. Just a hat, sunglasses, and a haystack.

Now this shouldn’t be too hard. Just a hat, sunglasses, and a haystack.

87. Horse

Yes, it's a dog dressed as a horse. And no, you are not hallucinating.

Yes, it’s a dog dressed as a horse. And no, you are not hallucinating.

88. Pot Bag and Joints

Stoners rejoice since this is the costume set for you. It's about a couple tokes over the line.

Stoners rejoice since this is the costume set for you. It’s about a couple tokes over the line.

89. Elliot

He's the boy from E. T. who befriends the titular alien. And here they are on his bike.

He’s the boy from E. T. who befriends the titular alien. And here they are on his bike.

90. Freudian Slip

It's the kind of undergarment that screams the words of psychoanalysis. Or when you say one thing but mean your mother. I mean another.

It’s the kind of undergarment that screams the words of psychoanalysis. Or when you say one thing but mean your mother. I mean another.

91. Chick-Fil-A Cow

This cow wants you to eat more chicken, not burgers, beef, or steak. Still, this is adorable.

This cow wants you to eat more chicken, not burgers, beef, or steak. Still, this is adorable.

92. Hammer Time

It's a 1990s reference from an MC Hammer song. This one has a hammer and a clock to show it.

It’s a 1990s reference from an MC Hammer song. This one has a hammer and a clock to show it.

93. Wilson

He's Tim's neighbor from Home Improvement. He never shows his face as a rule.

He’s Tim’s neighbor from Home Improvement. He never shows his face as a rule.

94. Twister

That must be a great undertaking. Hope they don't try to play on her during the party.

That must be a great undertaking. Hope they don’t try to play on her during the party.

95. Little Old Lady

She's just an old lady on her walker. Please help her across the street if you can.

She’s just an old lady on her walker. Please help her across the street if you can.

96. Nyan Cat

It's the name of a Youtube video cat that later became an Internet meme. I'm not familiar with it. But apparently, it's popular.

It’s the name of a Youtube video cat that later became an Internet meme. I’m not familiar with it. But apparently, it’s popular.

97. On the Toilet

Funny how this costume shows what we do in private in public. Wonder who came up with this idea.

Funny how this costume shows what we do in private in public. Wonder who came up with this idea.

98. Gumball Machine

She has plenty in her machine. But they're mostly made from pom poms from a craft store.

She has plenty in her machine. But they’re mostly made from pom poms from a craft store.

99. Travel Bug

She's a real globetrotter and sometimes a pain in the ass. Love the map skirt.

She’s a real globetrotter and sometimes a pain in the ass. Love the map skirt.

100. Leftovers

She's covered in foil and sticky notes. And she doesn't want to be touched.

She’s covered in foil and sticky notes. And she doesn’t want to be touched.

Ghastly Halloween Greetings in the Ghoulish Days of Old (Second Edition)

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Last year, I did a post on crazy vintage Halloween cards that many wouldn’t believe existed. Sure you might think vintage artwork has a lot of cuteness and nostalgia filled images all over it. But there are plenty of vintage cards with imagery that seems kind of creepy or outright insane to modern eyes. Sometimes you’d think the old card companies hired people on acid to design them, which would explain a lot. And Halloween is no exception. Now this witch picture is a rather conventional vintage card image we’d expect from the holiday. Sure she’s on her broom with a jack-o-lantern on her stick and holding a cat. It’s hardly a remarkable image. Yet, if you want to see more like it, then this isn’t the place for you. But if you’re bored by traditional vintage Halloween cards and came for laughs, this is the place. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another treasure trove of crazy Halloween cards.

  1. “When you’re away on Halloween/The world seems then as dark/As lanterns, ere their candles feel/The match’s kindling spark.”
From I-Mockery: "I'm pretty sure that girl is about to get killed by Phanto. She must've stolen his key. (Yes, that's a geeky old video game reference. Deal with it.)" Don't like the looks of this.

From I-Mockery: “I’m pretty sure that girl is about to get killed by Phanto. She must’ve stolen his key.
(Yes, that’s a geeky old video game reference. Deal with it.)” Don’t like the looks of this.

2. “Good luck for Halloween.”

From I-Mockery: "If there's one thing this image doesn't make me feel, it's good luck. Fear the evil albino pumpkin lady." Thanks, lady with the demonic jack-o-lanterns, I'll keep that in mind.

From I-Mockery: “If there’s one thing this image doesn’t make me feel, it’s good luck.
Fear the evil albino pumpkin lady.” Thanks, lady with the demonic jack-o-lanterns, I’ll keep that in mind.

3. There’s no worse bad luck on Halloween than having your path crossed by a black cat.

Okay, did those pumpkin guys try to bake that cat in a cake? Or did the cat just pounce on it to scare the freaky pumpkin people away? At any rate, the cat has every right to be pissed.

Okay, did those pumpkin guys try to bake that cat in a cake? Or did the cat just pounce on it to scare the freaky pumpkin people away? At any rate, the cat has every right to be pissed.

4. Always have a jolly Halloween.

I think it would've been better if the kid just kept his pumpkin hat on. Because he's a walking racist stereotype. Of course, you must expect these things from vintage cards.

I think it would’ve been better if the kid just kept his pumpkin hat on. Because he’s a walking racist stereotype. Of course, you must expect these things from vintage cards.

5. Kids, remember to be safe this Halloween and watch out for creeping jack-o-lanterns during the night.

From I-Mockery: "I'm afraid. That's not even my house that the evil black pumpkinface is peering into, and I'm still afraid." Yeah, that's one of the scariest jack-o-lanterns I've seen here.

From I-Mockery: “I’m afraid. That’s not even my house that the evil black pumpkinface is peering into, and I’m still afraid.” Yeah, that’s one of the scariest jack-o-lanterns I’ve seen here.

6. The man in the moon always likes when witches come out at night, especially if they’re hot.

Yes, the man in the moon loves flying hot witches flying around with their form fitting dresses. This should tell us the that the man in the moon is a perv.

Yes, the man in the moon loves flying hot witches flying around with their form fitting dresses. This should tell us the that the man in the moon is a perv.

7. “If something scares you and you want to run/Remember it’s only Halloween fun!”

From I-Mockery: "Yeah, remember that advice when the creepy old man invites you into his home for some "extra special candy". Don't run, for it's only Halloween fun!" Also, that little kid is freaking me out. Really.

From I-Mockery: “Yeah, remember that advice when the creepy old man invites you into his home for some ‘extra special candy.’ Don’t run, for it’s only Halloween fun!” Note this is called sarcasm. Also, that little kid is freaking me out.

8. You never know what spell a witch may cast on Halloween night.

From I-Mockery: "Look! She's removing all the dust from her broom and putting it into that pie to feed everyone with! What a bwitch!"

From I-Mockery: “Look! She’s removing all the dust from her broom and putting it into that pie to feed everyone with! What a bwitch!”

9. On Halloween night, be nice to the jack-o-lantern driver and his cart or else.

From I-Mockery: "Remember what that other card said about not running away because it's just Halloween fun? Well, forget that shit. If you see this guy, run... run as fast and far away as you possibly can. If you don't he'll put you in his twisted traveling "pumpkin-man towed by a haunted billy goat" show."

From I-Mockery: “Remember what that other card said about not running away because it’s just Halloween fun? Well, forget that shit. If you see this guy, run… run as fast and far away as you possibly can. If you don’t he’ll put you in his twisted traveling ‘pumpkin-man towed by a haunted billy goat’ show.”

10. “Halloween Greetings! Good luck and good cheer/May these be the spirits that haunt you all year.”

From I-Mockery: "Are those two little guys actually supposed to be the spirits of "good luck" and "cheer"? I only ask because one of them looks like an annoying elf and the other looks like a depressed miniature grim reaper. Not exactly the kind of spirits you want visiting you all year long."

From I-Mockery: “Are those two little guys actually supposed to be the spirits of ‘good luck’ and ‘cheer?’ I only ask because one of them looks like an annoying elf and the other looks like a depressed miniature grim reaper. Not exactly the kind of spirits you want visiting you all year long.”

11. Halloween greetings from the children’s white sheet and jack-o-lantern cult.

Okay, I know those are supposed to be ghost costumes. But to me they seem like cult robes. The kids' sinister faces don't help either.

Okay, I know those are supposed to be ghost costumes. But to me they seem like cult robes. The kids’ sinister faces don’t help either.

12. Scary skeleton wraiths with lanterns wish you Halloween joy.

No, I don't think you'll find Frodo and his friends here. Also, why are dressed in white and carrying lanterns?

No, I don’t think you’ll find Frodo and his friends here. Also, why are dressed in white and carrying lanterns? And that’s no way to hold a cat comfortably.

13. May you have a Merry Halloween from the garden vegetable patch.

First, why do the veggies have arms and legs? And why does that radish seem waving to me? That's messed up.

First, why do the veggies have arms and legs? And why does that radish seem waving to me? That’s messed up.

14. When carving a pumpkin, make sure a pumpkin head ghost holds up a light.

Okay, scratch that. In fact, you might want to run like hell. Because that scary jack-o-lantern guy might want to kidnap you for a sacrifice with his friends. He really wants to impress them.

Okay, scratch that. In fact, you might want to run like hell. Because that scary jack-o-lantern guy might want to kidnap you for a sacrifice with his friends. He really wants to impress them.

15. Halloween is always a time for sharing dark secrets.

The girl is supposed to read this boy's fortune. But I think she's thinking of far more unspeakable evil things to do to him.

The girl is supposed to read this boy’s fortune. But I think she’s thinking of far more unspeakable evil things to do to him. That can’t be good.

16. Ladies, remember that mirrors aren’t always 100% on Halloween night.

From I-Mockery: "Popular witch prank: make somebody think they're a two-headed freak." Yes, kind of looks like it.

From I-Mockery: “Popular witch prank: make somebody think they’re a two-headed freak.” Yes, kind of looks like it.

17. Remember to wallop a black cat this Halloween, kids.

On second thought, that's just cruelty to animals. Best to wallop the kids in this card. Or the creepy pumpkin on the broomstick.

On second thought, that’s just cruelty to animals. Best to wallop the kids in this card. Or the creepy pumpkin on the broomstick. The cat only deserves your pity here.

18. Halloween greetings from the two zombie pumpkins in the patch.

From I-Mockery: "It's like those two zombie pumpkins are just daring the little boy and his dog to hop the fence and grab that healthy pumpkin. That's just downright horrifying."

From I-Mockery: “It’s like those two zombie pumpkins are just daring the little boy and his dog to hop the fence and grab that healthy pumpkin. That’s just downright horrifying.”

19. “Happy Halloween! You best be careful what you do/Jack-o-Lantern will catch you.”

From I-Mockery: "I could care less about the Jack-O-Lantern... I'm more concerned about what will happen if the two little demons catch me." Same here.

From I-Mockery: “I could care less about the Jack-O-Lantern… I’m more concerned about what will happen if the two little demons catch me.” Same here.

20. Happy Halloween from the jack-o-lamp post. Hope he doesn’t catch you making out.

From I-Mockery: "Sure, Jack O' Lantern caught them kissing, what with the lipstick on the man's face 'n all... but it also looks like he caught the guy copping a feel. Happy Halloween, fella!"

From I-Mockery: “Sure, Jack O’ Lantern caught them kissing, what with the lipstick on the man’s face ‘n all…but it also looks like he caught the guy copping a feel. Happy Halloween, fella!”

21. On Halloween, it’s best that pumpkin head people should be on alert for scraggly witches.

Because they tend to gang up on pumpkin people and do terrible things to them. I don't like where this is going.

Because they tend to gang up on pumpkin people and do terrible things to them. I don’t like where this is going.

22. I call this card, “Scenes from a Demonic Restaurant.”

It's where everything seems to come alive but in a way that will haunt your dreams forever. Also, the devil is in the details on the menu.

It’s where everything seems to come alive but in a way that will haunt your dreams forever. Also, the devil is in the details on the menu.

23. If you break up with someone on Halloween, chances are a ghost will haunt your dreams.

Now this is just terrible relationship advice. Because what if you break someone's heart because he was being a jerk? Shouldn't that be permissible.

Now this is just terrible relationship advice. Because what if you break someone’s heart because he was being a jerk? Shouldn’t that be permissible?

24. “Wish you a lucky Halloween.”

What the hell is Cupid doing here? He's in the wrong holiday card. Not to mention, who the hell has a room with floating apples and a pumpkin mirror?

What the hell is Cupid doing here? He’s in the wrong holiday card. Not to mention, who the hell has a room with floating apples and a pumpkin mirror?

25. Not all jack-o-lanterns are creepy. Some can be especially helpful with finding lost animals.

However, in 2016, this picture of a orange headed guy grabbing a pussy has a dirtier dimension. However, in this case, he really does mean cat. And no he shouldn't grab them by the scruff of their necks. Still pretty creepy.

However, in 2016, this picture of a orange headed guy grabbing a pussy has a dirtier dimension. However, in this case, he really does mean cat. And no, he shouldn’t grab them by the scruff of their necks. Still pretty creepy. So is the moon.

26. In this game, you can either bite into an apple or a flaming candle.

For the love of God, please bite into the apple. God only knows what kind of sick Halloween games people played during those days.

For the love of God, please bite into the apple. God only knows what kind of sick Halloween games people played during those days.

27. Folks, on Halloween, remember to keep a look out for pumpkin headed children who might steal from your yard, especially the gate.

Now stealing a neighbor's gate is one thing. But pumpkin headed kids doing it, well, that's just insane. Seriously, those kids are freaky.

Now stealing a neighbor’s gate is one thing. But pumpkin headed kids doing it, well, that’s just insane. Seriously, those kids are freaky.

28. Best wishes for Halloween now let’s watch a love scene with pumpkin people.

Yes, if I were the black cat, I'd wonder if I was totally tripping, too. For God's sake, acid had to play a role in this illustration.

Yes, if I were the black cat, I’d wonder if I was totally tripping, too. For God’s sake, acid had to play a role in this illustration.

29. “Instead of flying your broom, how about I drive you in my new gourd car?”

Even the witch is like, "I can't fucking believe this!" As if these pumpkin people are freaky enough. Now they're driving giant gourds.

Even the witch is like, “I can’t fucking believe this!” As if these pumpkin people are freaky enough. Now they’re driving giant gourds.

30. On Halloween, a giant jack-0-lantern makes a great make out spot.

Not sure what's freakier in this picture. Is it the couple making out while the jack-o-lantern doesn't seem to mind? Or the gourd people watching it?

Not sure what’s freakier in this picture. Is it the couple making out while the jack-o-lantern doesn’t seem to mind? Or the gourd people watching it?

31. On Halloween you might see a lot of strange things happening.

Oh, shit, it's the children's jack-o-lantern cult again. And it seems the tree and rock cliffs have come alive. There must be dark magic afoot.

Oh, shit, it’s the children’s jack-o-lantern cult again. And it seems the tree and rock cliffs have come alive. There must be dark magic afoot.

32. Halloween is always full of surprises.

And it seems the clown is freaked out by the pumpkin jack-in-a-box as I am. Hope he comes out alive but I doubt it.

And it seems the clown is freaked out by the pumpkin jack-in-a-box as I am. Hope he comes out alive but I doubt it.

33. Halloween is always a time of great fun.

And it seems the pumpkin head guy is looking at the woman's ass as she bobs for apples near the fireplace. What a perv.

And it seems the pumpkin head guy is looking at the woman’s ass as she bobs for apples near the fireplace. What a perv.

34. If green goblins cross your path, always have a jump rope in handy.

From I-Mockery: "It's Halloween! You know what that means! Yep! It's time to dress up like a clown and a witch and bust out the ol' jump rope!"

From I-Mockery: “It’s Halloween! You know what that means! Yep! It’s time to dress up like a clown and a witch and bust out the ol’ jump rope!”

35. There’s no better thing to do on Halloween than bob for apples.

From I-Mockery: "If you think the girl is up to anything but no good, you're a fool. Those are probably fake apples floating in a vat of acid that you're about to dip your face into."

From I-Mockery: “If you think the girl is up to anything but no good, you’re a fool. Those are probably fake apples floating in a vat of acid that you’re about to dip your face into.”

36. “Don’t pass an owl on Halloween/And good luck is yours if you haven’t been seen.”

From I-Mockery: "If 'good luck' equates to meeting twin pumpkinhead pieces of red corn on the cob witches, I think I'll take my chances with seeing the old owl instead.

From I-Mockery: “If ‘good luck’ equates to meeting twin pumpkinhead pieces of red corn on the cob witches, I think I’ll take my chances with seeing the old owl instead.”

37. Join in the Halloween jollity.

From I-Mockery: "Okay, two things here: 1) I just learned that "jollity" is a word. and 2) That pumpkin is totally going to murder that girl and make the owl watch the entire gruesome act.

From I-Mockery: “Okay, two things here: 1) I just learned that “jollity” is a word. and 2) That pumpkin is totally going to murder that girl and make the owl watch the entire gruesome act.”

38. On Halloween night, remember to hide your head while you sleep. You’ll never know where the goblins or fairies are lurking.

This is especially true if your Halloween candy consists of some very powerful hallucinogens. But these fairies aren't watching over to protect this woman from the goblins, which are also quite freaky.

This is especially true if your Halloween candy consists of some very powerful hallucinogens. But these fairies aren’t watching over to protect this woman from the goblins, which are also quite freaky.

39. Anthromorphized garden vegetables wish you a joyous Halloween.

From I-Mockery: "When making a card that reads "Joyous Hallowe'en" you might want to have your quality control department double check it to make sure everyone in the picture looks joyous." I think they all want to murder the gardener in his sleep.

From I-Mockery: “When making a card that reads “Joyous Hallowe’en” you might want to have your quality control department double check it to make sure everyone in the picture looks joyous.” I think they all want to murder the gardener in his sleep. But that’s just me.

40. Why should a witch fly a broom when she drive into the sky on a flying corn cob?

Of course, at least she's riding a sustainable vehicle. Still, seeing her flying into space on a winged ear of corn sounds more like an acid trip.

Of course, at least she’s riding a sustainable vehicle. Still, seeing her flying into space on a winged ear of corn sounds more like an acid trip.

41. Hail Halloween from the jack-o-lantern on the stump.

From I-Mockery: "HAIL! I'm pretty sure that pumpkin has braces. Perhaps it's a commentary on the dental work you'll need after overindulging on candy?"

From I-Mockery: “HAIL! I’m pretty sure that pumpkin has braces. Perhaps it’s a commentary
on the dental work you’ll need after overindulging on candy?”

42. Apparently, black cats freak out over jack-o-lanterns.

From I-Mockery: "While the cat looks frightened, the chestnut doesn't seem to be screaming. In fact, it looks quite pleased with how things worked out. My guess is that the chestnut planned this whole "scare the cat" prank. The lesson we all learned here? Chestnuts are dicks."

From I-Mockery: “While the cat looks frightened, the chestnut doesn’t seem to be screaming. In fact, it looks quite pleased
with how things worked out. My guess is that the chestnut planned this whole “scare the cat” prank.
The lesson we all learned here? Chestnuts are dicks.”

43. “We hoot a Halloween greeting to you.”

Pardon me for thinking this. But I sure as hell hope that the flustered owl rips that little pumpkin headed brat to shreds. He has it coming.

Pardon me for thinking this. But I sure as hell hope that the flustered owl rips that little pumpkin headed brat to shreds. He has it coming.

44. For witches, jack-o-lanterns make great reading lights.

"Now please let me read where it calls for eye of newt and tongue of dog. It's before preheat cauldron to 350 degrees, cook for 3 days under the full moon, and serves 6. And no, I'm not trying to turn people in to frogs this time."

“Now please let me read where it calls for eye of newt and tongue of dog. It’s before preheat cauldron to 350 degrees, cook for 3 days under the full moon, and serves 6. And no, I’m not trying to turn people in to frogs this time.”

45. On Halloween, it helps that you steal the gate of luck before the scary floating pumpkins go by.

From I-Mockery: "Well, now we know why they were stealing it... they were stealing the Gate of Luck! Of course! Why didn't I think of that! If there's one thing I like to do every Halloween, it's stealing gates from people's homes!"

From I-Mockery: “Well, now we know why they were stealing it… they were stealing the Gate of Luck! Of course! Why didn’t I think of that! If there’s one thing I like to do every Halloween, it’s stealing gates from people’s homes!”

46. Happy Halloween and please make an offer for the Pumpkin King.

Because if you don't, he'll sure as hell make you an offer you can't refuse. This is especially if he finds you attractive like this woman.

Because if you don’t, he’ll sure as hell make you an offer you can’t refuse. This is especially if he finds you attractive like this woman.

47. A witch sometimes enjoys traveling in a pumpkin boat once in awhile.

From Tracy's Toys: "Where has she come from, and why didn't she just fly, as would have been traditional? Where is she going, in her broom masted pumpkin boat? Is she a good witch or a bad witch? She's smiling, but I suppose that's not a sure thing: the witch in Hansel and Gretel was probably smiling warmly right up to the time she tried to cook and eat her little visitors. Is that cat safe? Why isn't he in the boat too? I'm worried he's going to fall off. And just how seaworthy is that pumpkin boat? Is there any danger of fish nibbling away the bottom? Won't water come through the face holes? Seems like a major design flaw there. This is definitely a postcard that raises lots of questions."

From Tracy’s Toys: “Where has she come from, and why didn’t she just fly, as would have been traditional? Where is she going, in her broom masted pumpkin boat? Is she a good witch or a bad witch? She’s smiling, but I suppose that’s not a sure thing: the witch in Hansel and Gretel was probably smiling warmly right up to the time she tried to cook and eat her little visitors…”

48. Demons always know when to feed more fire to a jack-o-lantern.

And it seems that the pumpkin is craving for more wood. Demons need to keep up the pace.

And it seems that the pumpkin is craving for more wood. Demons need to keep up the pace.

49. Hope you can use jack-o-lanterns to light up when on the town trick or treating or partying.

From I-Mockery: "If only I had a dime for every single time I've seen this same old scenario take place on Halloween..." Because aren't pumpkins a bit heavy to use as lamps. This must be based on an acid trip.

From I-Mockery: “If only I had a dime for every single time I’ve seen this same old scenario take place on Halloween…” Because aren’t pumpkins a bit heavy to use as lamps. This must be based on an acid trip.

50. There’s no Halloween frolic like dancing under a creepy pumpkin head.

After the dance is done, it's said that the pumpkin will choose one of the girls who'd later be escorted as a virgin sacrifice. She would never be seen again since.

After the dance is done, it’s said that the pumpkin will choose one of the girls who’d later be escorted as a virgin sacrifice. She would never be seen again since.

The Creepy, Crawly World of Scary Halloween Craft Projects (Second Edition)

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Of course, Halloween is a very popular holiday which people really get into. You can see this by how so many stores sell Halloween decorations around this time in October. But there are so many who like to make their own as I’ve seen on Pinterest. Last year, I did a post on Halloween crafts which people have done. And I got so many photos from Pinterest that I couldn’t possibly have used them all. I mean there are so many ideas people do for a holiday that’s only surpassed by Christmas in terms of popularity. Well, even that’s kind of contested. Nevertheless, if you plan to throw a spooky Halloween party or just like to scare people on your lawn, then you’re in luck. Because I plan to show you more craft ideas that you might want to see. So feel free to look if you dare.

  1. Ever get the feeling you’re being watched?
Relax, someone probably darkened the portrait and put it into a blackened old style frame. It's kind of suited for a haunted house.

Relax, someone probably darkened the portrait and put it into a blackened old style frame. It’s kind of suited for a haunted house.

2. Did that cauldron just get legs?

Guess it must be under a spell. Or someone's DIY Halloween decoration. The latter is more likely. Either way, it's brilliant.

Guess it must be under a spell. Or someone’s DIY Halloween decoration. The latter is more likely. Either way, it’s brilliant.

3. Grace your front door this Halloween with a raven grapevine wreath like this.

Or crow wreath if you want to get specific. Still, best if the wreath and the birds match in color.

Or crow wreath if you want to get specific. Still, best if the wreath and the birds match in color.

4. Use this mummy doll on your door of you don’t want any disturbance.

Well, that's more cute than scary. Still, if it's a mummy, then why does it have a tie on? And does this make the mummy a daddy?

Well, that’s more cute than scary. Still, if it’s a mummy, then why does it have a tie on? And does this make the mummy a daddy?

5. No Halloween dish table is complete if it’s not made from bones.

Actually, it's made from paper mache. But it almost looks real doesn't it? Might want to discuss this with the neighbors.

Actually, it’s made from paper mache. But it almost looks real doesn’t it? Might want to discuss this with the neighbors.

6. All guests are welcome at Mummy’s Bed and Breakfast.

Just come on down to toot and come in. And don't mind the walking bandaged people.

Just come on down to toot and come in. And don’t mind the walking bandaged people.

7. A Halloween bauble wreath always has to be black and orange.

This one has it in stripes and beads. Not sure if black and orange go together like that though.

This one has it in stripes and beads. Not sure if black and orange go together like that though.

8. A black feather wreath has to include a few pumpkins.

And what shiny pumpkins they are, too. Still, though I like the fuzziness, I'm not sure if I'd want to clean up after it.

And what shiny pumpkins they are, too. Still, though I like the fuzziness, I’m not sure if I’d want to clean up after it.

9. Eeek! There’s a giant spider on that wreath.

Actually that's part of the decoration since it's for Halloween. But try explaining that to an arachnaphobe.

Actually that’s part of the decoration since it’s for Halloween. But try explaining that to an arachnaphobe.

10. For an easy Halloween decoration, try using doilies on unused black picture frames.

Because doilies make great spider webs. Also might make you seem rather eccentric.

Because doilies make great spider webs. Also might make you seem rather eccentric.

11. Mason jars are great for storing crows, spiders, and other creepers.

Well, these are terrariums. But these consist of a crow, a white preying mantis, and some white spiders.

Well, these are terrariums. But these consist of a crow, a white preying mantis, and some white spiders.

12. A giant spider in the front yard is great for freaking out the neighbors.

Before setting it up, explain to the neighbors that it's not a real spider and won't hurt anyone. Though they might be scared of it anyway.

Before setting it up, explain to the neighbors that it’s not a real spider and won’t hurt anyone. Though they might be scared of it anyway.

13. A terrarium grave yard is a decoration worth dying for.

Almost gives an impression of a mini cemetery. Like the use of old tombstones.

Almost gives an impression of a mini cemetery. Like the use of old tombstones.

14. Grace your Halloween table with an eyeball bouquet.

Because these are surely eye catching aren't they? Also, you can use these every year.

Because these are surely eye catching aren’t they? Also, you can use these every year.

15. Hang this wreath at your door to tell guests to beware.

And there's nothing like a skeleton in a top hat to enforce that measure. Still, I think this is great.

And there’s nothing like a skeleton in a top hat to enforce that measure. Still, I think this is great.

16. A crow’s feather wreath really makes an impression.

Now that's very classy. Love the feathers on this one. Great for any front door.

Now that’s very classy. Love the feathers on this one. Great for any front door.

17. These street signs will show you where to enter if you dare.

Love the names of these places. Not sure if I'd want to go to any of them though. Brilliant.

Love the names of these places. Not sure if I’d want to go to any of them though. Brilliant.

18. This Halloween owl wreath will surely be a hoot.

Well, this is a more cute Halloween decoration. But I really like the festive colors on this that I had to put it on.

Well, this is a more cute Halloween decoration. But I really like the festive colors on this that I had to put it on.

19. Black lace and old jewelry are perfect for a spooky candle holder.

Gives you an impression of a home being haunted doesn't it? Hope the candles keep the room lit up.

Gives you an impression of a home being haunted doesn’t it? Hope the candles keep the room lit up.

20. Curl up on Halloween night with this haunted house quilt.

And it has orange and black funky patchwork for your desires. Love the haunted house on this, too.

And it has orange and black funky patchwork for your desires. Love the haunted house on this, too.

21. If it’s haunted, then please help yourself.

I'm impressed by how skeletons can be so hospitable. Love how they used a picture frame for this, too.

I’m impressed by how skeletons can be so hospitable. Love how they used a picture frame for this, too.

22. Seems like someone got careless with taking out the garbage.

Yes, that's supposed to be a dead body in a trash bag. No, it's not real or else someone would be in trouble by this point. Please don't let it be real.

Yes, that’s supposed to be a dead body in a trash bag. No, it’s not real or else someone would be in trouble by this point. Please don’t let it be real.

23. Don’t look now but the roses are infested with spiders.

Now that's got to freak some viewers out. Don't worry, neither flowers nor spiders are real. They're just the wonder of plastics and synthetic fibers.

Now that’s got to freak some viewers out. Don’t worry, neither flowers nor spiders are real. They’re just the wonder of plastics and synthetic fibers.

24. Looks like the eyes have it for this monstrous wreath.

And it seems the eyes do, indeed. Love the black feathers on this, too. So clever.

And it seems the eyes do, indeed. Love the black feathers on this, too. So clever.

25. With this wreath, encourage guests to enter if they dare.

Yes, it's a wreath featuring a skull and bones. But it certainly looks quite scary if you ask me.

Yes, it’s a wreath featuring a skull and bones. But it certainly looks quite scary if you ask me.

26. A light up figure in the front yard gives off a ghostly impression.

No, you didn't see a ghost. That's just someone's Halloween decoration. Know the difference.

No, you didn’t see a ghost. That’s just someone’s Halloween decoration. Know the difference.

27. Make your home haunted with this Halloween wreath.

And yes, that does seem like a wreath you'd see on a haunted house. It looks quite tattered with skulls on it. Love it.

And yes, that does seem like a wreath you’d see on a haunted house. It looks quite tattered with skulls on it. Love it.

28. I’m sure these mummies can be very hospitable.

Not much you need to make either of these. As long as you keep them under wraps and their arms crossed, you're good to go.

Not much you need to make either of these. As long as you keep them under wraps and their arms crossed, you’re good to go.

29. Seems like somebody’s peeking in the window.

No, Mr. Bones, that's stalking. And I believe it's a crime. These people boarded up their windows for a reason.

No, Mr. Bones, that’s stalking. And I believe it’s a crime. These people boarded up their windows for a reason.

30. Nothing makes a great centerpiece like an old clown jack-o-lantern.

You might want to use a craft pumpkin before you proceed with this. Just so you know. But yes, it's kind of creepy.

You might want to use a craft pumpkin before you proceed with this. Just so you know. But yes, it’s kind of creepy.

31. Who can ever resist a Halloween pumpkin full of kittens?

Even better they're made from smaller pumpkins. You see, not all the Halloween decorations here have to be scary.

Even better they’re made from smaller pumpkins. You see, not all the Halloween decorations here have to be scary.

32. For your Halloween party, serve drinks to your guests with a head on a platter.

Now that's a classy way to serve drinks on Halloween. Helps that it's red wine to give the impression of blood.

Now that’s a classy way to serve drinks on Halloween. Helps that it’s red wine to give the impression of blood.

33. Got old wine bottles? Make jack-o-lanterns out of them.

And you can make them any face you want. Not sure if they light up though. But I like them.

And you can make them any face you want. Not sure if they light up though. But I like them.

34. How about lending a hand with the lights?

You see how they have detached hands with the lights. Sure it's creepy but it's pure Halloween gold.

You see how they have detached hands with the lights. Sure it’s creepy but it’s pure Halloween gold.

35. Seems like we might have a cold case on our hands.

And I don't think I'm far off the mark. This guy seems dead and buried for awhile at this point.

And I don’t think I’m far off the mark. This guy seems dead and buried for awhile at this point.

36. Ever get the feeling that all eyes are on you?

To be fair, I put up an eyeball wreath last year. But this one is a different design and has bloodshot ones on as well.

To be fair, I put up an eyeball wreath last year. But this one is a different design and has bloodshot ones on as well.

37. This deco mesh tree is one for all to see on Halloween.

Since there's all eyes on it. Also really like the colors, too. But it's really in the eyes.

Since there’s all eyes on it. Also really like the colors, too. But it’s really in the eyes.

38. Some witches aren’t always careful with cauldrons in case you don’t know.

Seems like this witch fell in head first. Too bad her feet stick up like they do. But that's what you get sometimes.

Seems like this witch fell in head first with her broomstick. Too bad her feet stick up like they do. But that’s what you get sometimes.

39. A witch should always stock with potion bottles.

These are great for cursing unruly trick or treators. Actually, they're only good for decoration.

These are great for cursing unruly trick or treators. Actually, they’re only good for decoration.

40. Well, this wreath seems to be webbed with spiders all over it.

Another wreath to freak out arachnaphobes. Too bad the purple spider hogs the web from the black ones.

Another wreath to freak out arachnaphobes. Too bad the purple spider hogs the web from the black ones.

41. Light up your living room this Halloween with this haunted candle display.

Don't worry, the candles are fake and are available at a craft store. But you have to like how they're covered in lace along with the skull center.

Don’t worry, the candles are fake and are available at a craft store. But you have to like how they’re covered in lace along with the skull center.

42. Welcome flying witches with this one-of-a-kind broom traffic cone.

Odd, I'd expect it to be orange so it could be easy to see. Anyway, I do like how it's shaped like a witch hat and the broom on top.

Odd, I’d expect it to be orange so it could be easy to see. Anyway, I do like how it’s shaped like a witch hat and the broom on top.

43. Didn’t know skeletons could drink each other under the table.

So if a skeleton runs a tab on beer, who pays for it? And where does the booze go? These are serious questions, people!

So if a skeleton runs a tab on beer, who pays for it? And where does the booze go? These are serious questions, people!

44. Okay, might want to beware of the biohazard zombie.

Don't want to know what's on him. And I really don't want to be near him. Great way to keep people off your lawn.

Don’t want to know what’s on him. And I really don’t want to be near him. Great way to keep people off your lawn.

45. It helps you keep some specimens in jars around the house.

Please don't say any of these animals and parts are real. And by the way, I bet the brain's from Abby Normal.

Please don’t say any of these animals and parts are real. And by the way, I bet the brain’s from Abby Normal.

46. Broom parking costs 5 cents, please.

Of course, you can store your brooms anywhere like in a closet. But be sure yours has your name on it.

Of course, you can store your brooms anywhere like in a closet. But be sure yours has your name on it.

47. Seems like Ignatius Simpson wants a bit of fresh air.

Or he just wants to peek into the outside world. I mean he might want to see how things changed since 1794.

Or he just wants to peek into the outside world. I mean he might want to see how things changed since 1794.

48. Nothing is more welcoming for a haunted home than a wreath of silver skeletons.

Yes, that's pretty freaky, all right. But I posted one with bones from last year. So to me, it's rather tame.

Yes, that’s pretty freaky, all right. But I posted one with bones from last year. So to me, it’s rather tame.

49. This haunted house wreath really makes a scene.

The wreath is from yarn and the scene from felt. Not too scary, but fine for families with kids.

The wreath is from yarn and the scene from felt. Not too scary, but fine for families with kids.

50. Apparently, some sicko must’ve attacked these two joggers not too long ago.

Actually, these are just really sick Halloween decorations of two hung corpses spilling their guts out. I know people might think it's too much. But at least they're not hanging to a tree by the neck.

Actually, these are just really sick Halloween decorations of two hung corpses spilling their guts out. I know people might think it’s too much. But at least they’re not hanging to a tree by the neck.

51. This spider wreath at night comes all lit.

And yet another wreath to scare the bejesus out of arachnaphobes. Doesn't hurt if the spiders are lighted up purple, too.

And yet another wreath to scare the bejesus out of arachnaphobes. Doesn’t hurt if the spiders are lighted up purple, too.

52. Wine bottles make great candle holders and potion bottles.

I guess potion bottles aren't that hard to do. After you paint them, just stick a candle in and you're done.

I guess potion bottles aren’t that hard to do. After you paint them, just stick a candle in and you’re done.

53. Who says a witch always has to have a wicker broom?

This one is a black deco mesh. It's not great for flying or cleaning. But it makes a great prop and decoration.

This one is a black deco mesh. It’s not great for flying or cleaning. But it makes a great prop and decoration.

54. A witch’s hat can always have fancy feathers to match.

Seems like something you'd see from a Dr. Seuss story. But it has such a whimsy quality to it.

Seems like something you’d see from a Dr. Seuss story. But it has such a whimsy quality to it.

55. Have a lot of cheese cloths lying around? Trying making a ghost.

Yes, that certainly looks like a ghost all right. Wonder if it lights up at night. Or does it matter?

Yes, that certainly looks like a ghost all right. Wonder if it lights up at night. Or does it matter?

56. You can’t go wrong having spiders around the house.

Guess whoever owns this house isn't afraid of spiders. Or heights, now that I think about it.

Guess whoever owns this house isn’t afraid of spiders. Or heights, now that I think about it.

57. This witch hat can use a few spiders and skulls on it.

Now this is a kind of wreath a witch would want. Doesn't hurt that it has some flowers.

Now this is a kind of wreath a witch would want. Doesn’t hurt that it has some flowers.

58. Hope you’re not scared of this large spider wreath.

Though I suspect some of you will be. Still, I wonder if the eyes and mouth glow in the dark. Probably.

Though I suspect some of you will be. Still, I wonder if the eyes and mouth glow in the dark. Probably.

59. Sometimes it helps if you hang the hats from the ceiling.

Gives an impression of invisible witches in our midst. And it's very simple to do.

Gives an impression of invisible witches in our midst. And it’s very simple to do.

60. Nothing makes a house more haunted than black lighted curtains.

Well, the lights are purple. But ti certainly gives a scary impression. Goes well with the lit spider wreath.

Well, the lights are purple. But ti certainly gives a scary impression. Goes well with the lit spider wreath.

61. Hope these moon coffins don’t give you bumps in the night.

These are more like dioramas with haunted night scenes. But I really think they're quite original.

These are more like dioramas with haunted night scenes. But I really think they’re quite original.

62. Instead of carving a pumpkin, why not cover one in lace.

Might want to go with a craft pumpkin if you want it to last. But I really like the black ribbon and lace on this.

Might want to go with a craft pumpkin if you want it to last. But I really like the black ribbon and lace on this.

63. No one could hide from this pumpkin spider.

This consists of 3 pumpkins and 8 twigs for each leg. Oh, and eyes. Makes a great lawn decoration.

This consists of 3 pumpkins and 8 twigs for each leg. Oh, and eyes. Makes a great lawn decoration.

64. For neighborhoods with trick or treaters, this is the sign for you.

Helps it has footprints for ghosts and Frankenstein monsters. Adorable.

Helps it has footprints for ghosts and Frankenstein monsters. Adorable.

65. A black witch’s hat is always where it’s at.

This one has feathers, ribbons, and flowers on it. Great for any witch on the town.

This one has feathers, ribbons, and flowers on it. Great for any witch on the town.

66. This Halloween grace your front door with this wreath of black lace.

Said to be made from a pool noodle and a black lace stocking. Love the flower.

Said to be made from a pool noodle and a black lace stocking. Love the flower.

67. This deco mesh ghost is here to greet you.

Seems quite friendly compared to the other ghosts on here. Great for families with young children.

Seems quite friendly compared to the other ghosts on here. Great for families with young children.

68. You can’t do wrong with a wreath sporting a shiny skull.

Well, this is quite snazzy. Like how they used black, white, and gray. Has a nice Halloween touch.

Well, this is quite snazzy. Like how they used black, white, and gray. Has a nice Halloween touch.

69. This flower pot witch really casts a spell.

Doesn't hurt she has a flower pot hat to match. And that she's near a pumpkin.

Doesn’t hurt she has a flower pot hat to match. And that she’s near a pumpkin.

70. It’s always a time to be scary with this jack-o-lantern clock.

Just remember to make this from a craft pumpkin. And only use the bottom. Still, the smile is eerie.

Just remember to make this from a craft pumpkin. And only use the bottom. Still, the smile is eerie.

71. Welcome to Miller’s Dead & Breakfast Inn.

You can check in but you can't check out. Also, don't mind the crows.

You can check in but you can’t check out. Also, don’t mind the crows.

72. Guess someone is burying bones in the garden.

Yes, these Halloween decorations can be quite morbid. This is especially when you put a skeleton in a wheelbarrow with dirt. Still, it's gravely clever.

Yes, these Halloween decorations can be quite morbid. This is especially when you put a skeleton in a wheelbarrow with dirt. Still, it’s gravely clever.

73. Help! This mummy is dead and he can’t get up.

However, the fact he could get up is scary enough. Also, the fact he's a mummy.

However, the fact he could get up is scary enough. Also, the fact he’s a mummy.

74. I don’t think having extra boards on that coffin does the trick.

Because the body's still trying to get out. And I think they might need a better box.

Because the body’s still trying to get out. And I think they might need a better box.

75. A black streamer crow wreath is great for any front door.

Though you might have to worry about rain in some areas. Perhaps it's best to keep it inside or on a wall.

Though you might have to worry about rain in some areas. Perhaps it’s best to keep it inside or on a wall.

76. Want to kill some sparkly vampires? Take a stake.

Because those kind of vampires make the Draculas out there look like wimps. Sorry, Twilight fans.

Because those kind of vampires make the Draculas out there look like wimps. Sorry, Twilight fans.

77. Unused wicked witch boots always gather weeds.

Except that these aren't exactly weeds per se. But you get the idea.

Except that these aren’t exactly weeds per se. But you get the idea.

78. Nothing makes a great Halloween wreath like a murder of crows.

Well, there's only a few of them as far as I could tell. But they sure give a great Halloween touch.

Well, there’s only a few of them as far as I could tell. But they sure give a great Halloween touch.

79. Enchant Halloween trick or treaters with this skeleton candle column.

The candles may not light up. But the skeleton is a real scream.

The candles may not light up. But the skeleton is a real scream.

80. This glass block jack-o-lantern can light up a room.

It may not be scary compared to some of the other decorations. But it's worthy for this post and orange.

It may not be scary compared to some of the other decorations. But it’s worthy for this post and orange.

81. Something tells me this woman hasn’t really moved on.

Well, this is a tombstone decoration with candles. But still, this isn't healthy relationship behavior.

Well, this is a tombstone decoration with candles. But still, this isn’t healthy relationship behavior.

82. Seems somebody has a haunted tree in their house.

No, I don't think it's like the ones at Middle Earth. But at least it can't pick itself up and move.

No, I don’t think it’s like the ones at Middle Earth. But at least it can’t pick itself up and move.

83. Shiny purple ribbons and other decor are great for a black witch hat.

Also has some black feather trimmings. In all, I think it's simply sensational.

Also has some black feather trimmings. In all, I think it’s simply sensational.

84. Keep your living room a light with this jack-o-lantern lamp.

It's just a lamp with a jack-o-lantern face. Nothing to see here because jack-o-lanterns aren't really scary.

It’s just a lamp with a jack-o-lantern face. Nothing to see here because jack-o-lanterns aren’t really scary.

85. A black feather wreath can always do with a few Halloween touches.

Yes, I have quite a few feather wreaths on here. But each is decorated in its own way so to speak. Love this one.

Yes, I have quite a few feather wreaths on here. But each is decorated in its own way so to speak. Love this one.

86. Jack-o-lantern glass blocks can light in different colors.

Come in orange, purple, and pink. And with different faces for each. Clever.

Come in orange, purple, and pink. And with different faces for each. Clever.

87. Make your very own haunted neighborhood with some black and glow in the dark paint.

Sure these houses aren't too fancy. But it kind of helps since it makes them easy to paint. Like the glowing tree.

Sure these houses aren’t too fancy. But it kind of helps since it makes them easy to paint. Like the glowing tree.

88. Seems like someone has restless bones in the night.

And he doesn't seem too happy either. Doesn't help there's light coming from his coffin.

And he doesn’t seem too happy either. Doesn’t help there’s light coming from his coffin.

89. A skull wreath always has to have roses and feathers.

Well, this is pretty morbid mostly because of the skulls. And the black stuff. Love the flowers.

Well, this is pretty morbid mostly because of the skulls. And the black stuff. Love the flowers.

90. Seems like we have a little ghost family on our hands.

Well, these are made from cheese cloth and don't take a particular shape. the girl ones have bows though.

Well, these are made from cheese cloth and don’t take a particular shape. the girl ones have bows though.

91. I bid you fair welcome to the Sleepy Hollow Bed and Breakfast.

The place for those who actually want to see the Headless Horseman. Just come and lay your head.

The place for those who actually want to see the Headless Horseman. Just come and lay your head.

92. There’s no place like tomb sweet tomb.

Like "Home Sweet Home" except more morbid with tone. Anyway, like the frame.

Like “Home Sweet Home” except more morbid with tone. Anyway, like the frame.

93. Impress Halloween party guests with this jack-o-lantern arch.

Lights up at night, too. Still, hope you have a lot of craft pumpkins and carving time for this.

Lights up at night, too. Still, hope you have a lot of craft pumpkins and carving time for this.

94. Nothing makes a better centerpiece for your Halloween table than this haunted candle display.

Yes, it's another Halloween candle display. But this has feathers and pumpkins. Love the purple holders.

Yes, it’s another Halloween candle display. But this has feathers and pumpkins. Love the purple holders.

95. Hope you can lend a hand with these flower pots.

Okay, maybe not how this decoration implies. Still, if I found hands in pots like this, I'd kind of freak out.

Okay, maybe not how this decoration implies. Still, if I found hands in pots like this, I’d kind of freak out.

96. Grace a buffet with this witch feet table runner.

Yes, it may be covered in cobwebs and have feet at the end. But I'm sure guest will love it.

Yes, it may be covered in cobwebs and have feet at the end. But I’m sure guest will love it.

97. The chandelier is covered in cobwebs again.

Actually that's an umbrella frame with some lights and a rope holding it. It's meant to resemble an old chandelier.

Actually that’s an umbrella frame with some lights and a rope holding it. It’s meant to resemble an old chandelier.

98. This raven chandelier shall leave your dining room nevermore.

Like how the birds seemed to build a nest and make themselves at home. This is brilliant.

Like how the birds seemed to build a nest and make themselves at home. This is brilliant.

99. This paper mache haunted house has a rather eerie presence.

After all, a witch currently occupies it. Love how it lights up with the roof and cobweb detail.

After all, a witch currently occupies it. Love how it lights up with the roof and cobweb detail.

100. That head has been on a platter for far too long.

Guess the raven kept it in a cage for years. Not sure what it wants to do with it.

Guess the raven kept it in a cage for years. Not sure what it wants to do with it.

Halloween Party Tricks or Treats (But Mostly Treats, Sort of) (Third Edition)

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It’s that time of year again. Longtime readers may remember my Halloween treat posts from 2014 and 2015. New readers on my blog, allow me to explain it to you. In these treat posts, I usually put up pictures of some Halloween treats along with a snarky little caption. Unlike other holiday treat posts, a lot of these Halloween treats are rather disgusting and gross. In fact, a lot of times disgusting is the thing. I mean if you want a scary Halloween party, disgusting food is highly recommended. But let’s not go overboard. Because there are disgusting foodstuff that you don’t want like maggots, mold, worms, or anything the FDA warns against. Or whatever your equivalent to the FDA is in your country.  I understand that a lot of people viewing this blog aren’t from the US. Now that’s fine. Yet, food in the form of skulls, worms, bones, guts, fingers, spiders, and all the creepy, crawly disgusting things is fair game. Anyway, here’s yet another treasure trove of the spooky and delightful Halloween treats for your party.

  1. A goblin cheese ball always makes a scary dip.
Even better how it's made mostly with veggie features. Like the nacho goblin ears.

Even better how it’s made mostly with veggie features. Like the nacho goblin ears.

2. Chocolate mummy cupcakes are all wrapped up for dessert.

Don't forget to add M&Ms as the eyes. That along with white drizzle on the chocolate cupcake.

Don’t forget to add M&Ms as the eyes. That along with white drizzle on the chocolate cupcake.

3. These coffin sandwiches will make you roll in your grave.

But in a good way since we're talking about Halloween food. Contains ham and cheese.

But in a good way since we’re talking about Halloween food. Contains ham and cheese.

4. Take a bit out of these monster cookie sandwiches.

Didn't know you can get as much cuteness from gobs, marshmallows, and M&Ms. Monstrously adorable.

Didn’t know you can get as much cuteness from gobs, marshmallows, and M&Ms. Monstrously adorable.

5. These Oreo spider cookies are great for your spooky dessert platter.

Helps that they used Oreos with red filling. Also with the M&M eyes and twizzler legs.

Helps that they used Oreos with red filling. Also with the M&M eyes and twizzler legs.

6. Nothing makes a great centerpiece for your Halloween party like a bloody jello brain cake.

I'm sure zombies or Walking Dead fans will delight in this. And yes, they do have brain molds available this time of year.

I’m sure zombies or Walking Dead fans will delight in this. And yes, they do have brain molds available this time of year.

7. How about some green fingers with tomato sauce?

Well, green finger breadsticks with almond nails. By the way, the sauce is supposed to be blood.

Well, green finger bread sticks with almond nails. By the way, the sauce is supposed to be blood.

8. Take a bite out of these twinkie mummies.

Just put them in icing, add drizzle, and add eyes. And yes, you'll want to eat these up.

Just put them in icing, add drizzle, and add eyes. And yes, you’ll want to eat these up.

9. Speaking of fingers, you might want to try these snickerdoodles.

The cinnamon gives a rather realistic touch. Kind of makes these look even creepier.

The cinnamon gives a rather realistic touch. Kind of makes these look even creepier.

10. These appetizers are a real eye opener.

These consist of Ritz crackers, cheese, and olives. But you wouldn't tell from the view.

These consist of Ritz crackers, cheese, and olives. But you wouldn’t tell from the view.

11. This artichoke dip mummy is great for green veggies.

Yes, I know it's another mummy dip since I have one in a post from 2 years. But this one has its legs close together.

Yes, I know it’s another mummy dip since I have one in a post from 2 years. But this one has its legs close together.

12. This snake pizza sandwich will be a hit at your slithering Halloween party.

Helps that it has some sauce, peppers, and cheese on top. Got to appreciate the brilliance here.

Helps that it has some sauce, peppers, and cheese on top. Got to appreciate the brilliance here.

13. These mummy Oreos come specially wrapped.

Yes, another Oreo treat. And these are on a stick. Still, they seem more cute than scary.

Yes, another Oreo treat. And these are on a stick. Still, they seem more cute than scary.

14. These Halloween pretzels are a ghoulish delight.

These consist of jack-o-lanterns, ghosts, and mummies. The last one is all in wraps with icing.

These consist of jack-o-lanterns, ghosts, and mummies. The last one is all in wraps with icing.

15. Top your Halloween party with this chocolate pumpkin cake.

Last year, I put up a picture of pumpkin cupcakes. Of course, you have to have orange icing on the top.

Last year, I put up a picture of pumpkin cupcakes. Of course, you have to have orange icing on the top.

16. Any child will surely enjoy these haunted haystacks.

These would be great for trick or treaters. As far as eyes go, use 2 or 3.

These would be great for trick or treaters. As far as eyes go, use 2 or 3.

17. A loaf of bread makes an ideal coffin and a great tray for dip.

Make sure it's not sliced before you buy it, if you have to. The skeleton is just for decoration and seems like wading in it.

Make sure it’s not sliced before you buy it, if you have to. The skeleton is just for decoration and seems like wading in it.

18. These spider brownies are black widow approved.

This one uses Twizzlers for legs. Of course, you might want to take out any attached candy corn.

This one uses Twizzlers for legs. Of course, you might want to take out any attached candy corn.

19. Wake up on Halloween morning with these jack-o-lantern pancakes.

Each will bring a smile on your face. Because nobody's really scared of jack-o-lanterns, anyway.

Each will bring a smile on your face. Because nobody’s really scared of jack-o-lanterns, anyway.

20. Grace your appetizer platter with this scarecrow tray.

Comes with Oreo crows for your autumn delight. Still, though they call it a dip tray, the scarecrow face is a tortilla.

Comes with Oreo crows for your autumn delight. Still, though they call it a dip tray, the scarecrow face is a tortilla.

21. This cake gives a whole new meaning to the word, “finger food.”

As you see, the fingers are around the cake with almond nails. Quite disgusting but rather stunning.

As you see, the fingers are around the cake with almond nails. Quite disgusting but rather stunning.

22. This haunted gingerbread house comes with its own pumpkin patch.

Sure most of it consists of inedible candy corn and waffle cookies. But it's a haunted delight.

Sure most of it consists of inedible candy corn and waffle cookies. But it’s a haunted delight.

23. No Halloween lunch could be complete with candy corn pizza.

Mark my words, it's probably more delicious and nutritious than actual candy corn. Because candy corn is unfit for human consumption.

Mark my words, it’s probably more delicious and nutritious than actual candy corn. Because candy corn is unfit for human consumption.

24. These coffin cookies will surely wake the dead for dessert.

These are a more 3 dimensional dessert. Just use gingerbread and icing. That's all you need.

These are a more 3 dimensional dessert. Just use gingerbread and icing. That’s all you need.

25. These ghost pancakes will help you rise from your grave.

Just try not to eat the whole stack. But the ghost is topped with some ghoulish whipped cream.

Just try not to eat the whole stack. But the ghost is topped with some ghoulish whipped cream.

26. Never thought you could eat a whole trick or treat bag. Did you?

Guess Twizzlers and gingerbread were involved. But at least it has a mix of gummy worms and popcorn.

Guess Twizzlers and gingerbread were involved. But at least it has a mix of gummy worms and popcorn.

27. Nobody could resist to bite into these monstrous brownies.

Love how they used M&Ms as spot. Also like the cute little eyes. So adorable.

Love how they used M&Ms as spot. Also like the cute little eyes. So adorable.

28. Nothing makes a great dessert like melted witch cookies.

And no, you can't just add water to them like in the Wizard of Oz. These are sugar cookies. They take time to decorate.

And no, you can’t just add water to them like in the Wizard of Oz. These are sugar cookies. They take time to decorate.

29. These black cat cookies are a lucky addition to a witchy dessert tray.

Not sure if I care for the jelly bean eyes. But these are the pussies worth grabbing for. Okay, that came out wrong.

Not sure if I care for the jelly bean eyes. But these are the pussies worth grabbing for, contrary to what Donald Trump would say. Okay, that came out wrong.

30. Now this is a cheese ball worth seeing.

Yes, it's a big eye ball you can dip crackers in. I know it's disgusting. But on Halloween, disgusting is in fashion.

Yes, it’s a big eye ball you can dip crackers in. I know it’s disgusting. But on Halloween, disgusting is in fashion.

31. If you’re kooky on the go, try these mad scientist wraps.

Can be great standing up or lying down. But each has a rather interesting veggie face.

Can be great standing up or lying down. But each has a rather interesting veggie face.

32. These spooky snacks are a must for any Halloween appetizer platter.

Each of these has a ghoulish Halloween surprise in cheese. And each has its own lunch meat backdrop.

Each of these has a ghoulish Halloween surprise in cheese. And each has its own lunch meat backdrop.

33. Never thought a skull could be so cheesy.

Guess these skulls come breaded. At any length, at least there's no blood or brains instead. Just cheese and broccoli.

Guess these skulls come breaded. At any length, at least there’s no blood or brains instead. Just cheese and broccoli.

34. If you have an eye for pies, look no further.

For some reason, I have a lot of eyeball treats on here. Guess tis the season, I suppose.

For some reason, I have a lot of eyeball treats on here. Guess tis the season, I suppose.

35. Beef stew and mashed potatoes make a great ghostly lunch.

Of course, you might find a ghost in your potatoes. But that's okay, because it's supposed to be there.

Of course, you might find a ghost in your potatoes. But that’s okay, because it’s supposed to be there.

36. These mummy calzones come under wraps.

If they were pizzas, the bandages would be cheese. But you have to love the eyes.

If they were pizzas, the bandages would be cheese. But you have to love the eyes.

37. This Halloween cake is a real eye opener.

Yes, it's a cake full of eyeballs. I know it's disgusting. But at least the eyeballs come in all different sizes and colors.

Yes, it’s a cake full of eyeballs. I know it’s disgusting. But at least the eyeballs come in all different sizes and colors.

38. Now this is how you carve a jack-o-lantern in a pumpkin pie.

You just make a jack-o-lantern face in the crust. Simple as that. Clever.

You just make a jack-o-lantern face in the crust. Simple as that. Clever.

39. This Halloween salsa dip will be a graveyard smash.

At least I think that's salsa dip. The graves stones and tree are made from crackers. Anyway, it'll be a hit.

At least I think that’s salsa dip. The graves stones and tree are made from crackers. Anyway, it’ll be a hit.

40. These deviled eggs come especially bloodshot for your fancy.

Because on Halloween, deviled eggs should be bloodshot eyeballs. It's only fitting.

Because on Halloween, deviled eggs should be bloodshot eyeballs. It’s only fitting.

41. These cauldron brownie bites will be a brewing sensation.

The brew in these bites are green chocolate chips. And I guess it uses a licorice handle.

The brew in these bites are green chocolate chips. And I guess it uses a licorice handle.

42. Get your webby hands on these spider pizza bites.

Each one has a spider made from olives. Not for the faint hearted arachnaphobe.

Each one has a spider made from olives. Not for the faint hearted arachnaphobe.

43. Nobody could resist these jack-o-lantern sandwich cookie faces.

As far as eating goes, just remove the candy corn eyes and you're good to go. Still, these are delightful.

As far as eating goes, just remove the candy corn eyes and you’re good to go. Still, these are delightful.

44. Speaking of jack-o-lanterns, help yourself to this sandwich.

Notice how they used cheese and olives for the features. Will bring a smile on your face.

Notice how they used cheese and olives for the features. Will bring a smile on your face.

45. This witch hat cheese ball makes a bewitching addition to any appetizer platter.

This is decorated with black sprinkles and carrot slices. But it's less disgusting than a skull or eyeball.

This is decorated with black sprinkles and carrot slices. But it’s less disgusting than a skull or eyeball.

46. You never know what you’ll find in your bowl of chili.

Seems like you can go for a cheesy bat or spider. This could depend on the size.

Seems like you can go for a cheesy bat or spider. This could depend on the size.

47. This Halloween pasta will surely cause a great monster mash.

Helps the pasta is purple to resemble worms and it's sprinkled with eyeballs. Makes you think you're eating something disgusting.

Helps the pasta is purple to resemble worms and it’s sprinkled with eyeballs. Makes you think you’re eating something disgusting.

48. Serve your meat entrees this Halloween in this zombie buffet.

Like how the zombie has tongs in both hands. By the way, ribs and sausage are in the torso. Chicken is in the legs.

Like how the zombie has tongs in both hands. By the way, ribs and sausage are in the torso. Chicken is in the legs.

49. Finger sandwiches, anyone?

Each one has a pepperoni nail. And you can dip each of one in tomato sauce if you like.

Each one has a pepperoni nail. And you can dip each of one in tomato sauce if you like.

50. Anyone will go mad for these Frankenstein Monster cupcakes.

Each of these is served in a green ice cream cone for good measure. They even have icing stitches.

Each of these is served in a green ice cream cone for good measure. They even have icing stitches.

51. These webbed donuts are worth spinning for.

You can even use a donut hole to create a spider if you want. But you might want to be precise with the icing.

You can even use a donut hole to create a spider if you want. But you might want to be precise with the icing.

52. This black cat cake will put a smile on your face.

Or give you nightmares. Then again, it kind of depends on how superstitious you are.

Or give you nightmares. Then again, it kind of depends on how superstitious you are.

53. You’ll find a lot of skeletons in these cupcakes.

You probably can't eat them since they're plastic decoration. But these are quite amusing.

You probably can’t eat them since they’re plastic decoration. But these are quite amusing.

54. Bloody cheesecake, anyone?

Each one has a cleaver so you could tell. Yes, it's quite gut wrenching but these are great.

Each one has a cleaver so you could tell. Yes, it’s quite gut wrenching but these are great.

55. These monster cookies are a real eyeful.

Each one is black and covered with eyes. I know it's weird, But for Halloween, it's appropriate.

Each one is black and covered with eyes. I know it’s weird, But for Halloween, it’s appropriate.

56. Even zombies would find these brainy cupcakes delicious.

Each one comes with a face container. In some ways, this is both sick and adorable at the same time.

Each one comes with a face container. In some ways, this is both sick and adorable at the same time.

57. These chocolate cockroaches will crawl into your mouth.

I bet they use candy bars and icing. Because using real ones would be rather gross. Still, much better than the candy corn.

I bet they use candy bars and icing. Because using real ones would be rather gross. Still, much better than the candy corn.

58. Candy corn is excellent trim for a gingerbread haunted house.

Since it's really not that great for anything else. After all, gingerbread houses are mostly for decoration.

Since it’s really not that great for anything else. After all, gingerbread houses are mostly for decoration.

59. These pasta mummies make great appetizers when wrapped tight.

Also comes with a cheesy center, as far as I know. Still, so cute and creative.

Also comes with a cheesy center, as far as I know. Still, so cute and creative.

60. How about a jack-o-lantern on toast?

Each one has a pumpkin face from filling as well as a chocolate chip face. I'm sure kids will love these.

Each one has a pumpkin face from filling as well as a chocolate chip face. I’m sure kids will love these.

61. On Halloween, candy apples should be good and bloody.

And bloody these surely are. Don't worry, it's mostly cherry syrup. Nothing to be grossed out about.

And bloody these surely are. Don’t worry, it’s mostly cherry syrup. Nothing to be grossed out about.

62. There are no bones about these skull brownie bites.

They even have their own chocolate hats. Got to love these. So cute.

They even have their own chocolate hats. Got to love these. So cute.

63. These worm cookies come infested to your hearts content.

Don't worry, those are sprinkles and gummy worms. You'd have to be nuts to use real dirt and worms, which is very unappetizing.

Don’t worry, those are sprinkles and gummy worms. You’d have to be nuts to use real dirt and worms, which is very unappetizing.

64. No Halloween meal is complete without some jack-o-lantern bread.

Then again, they may be buns. But at least you have to like their golden brown faces.

Then again, they may be buns. But at least you have to like their golden brown faces.

65. These witch hats come covered in cobwebs.

I've shown witch hats before but not with cobwebs on them. Wonder if they're candy, icing, chocolate, or inedible decoration.

I’ve shown witch hats before but not with cobwebs on them. Wonder if they’re candy, icing, chocolate, or inedible decoration.

66. These cauldron pudding cups come well stirred.

I showed cauldron cups before. But these have a chocolate chip min mix with a pretzel. Not as sick but just as clever.

I showed cauldron cups before. But these have a chocolate chip min mix with a pretzel. Not as sick but just as clever.

67. If you like the Nightmare Before Christmas, this is the Halloween cake for you.

You can also use it for Christmas if you want to. But this is of Halloween Town so it goes on this post.

You can also use it for Christmas if you want to. But this is of Halloween Town so it goes on this post.

68. These monster Reese’s bites will make you howl with delight.

Each has its set of googly eyes and fuzzy coconut fur to melt your heart. But I'll just take the Reese's cup, thanks.

Each has its set of googly eyes and fuzzy coconut fur to melt your heart. But I’ll just take the Reese’s cup, thanks.

69. Grace your appetizer platter with this spider cheese ball.

It even has 8 pretzel legs and a smile on its face. May still freak people out though.

It even has 8 pretzel legs and a smile on its face. May still freak people out though.

70. These coffin brownies are good for a Halloween party on the graveyard shift.

Each of these is wonderfully decorated, too. Morbid yes, but surely delicious.

Each of these is wonderfully decorated, too. Morbid yes, but surely delicious.

71. This haunted house cake is a haven for spiders.

Not necessarily a cake for the arachnaphobic in the least. But I do like how it's purple.

Not necessarily a cake for the arachnaphobic in the least. But I do like how it’s purple.

72. These hotdog mummies come intricately wrapped for your desires.

Each of these on a tray even has mustard eyes for character. Still, these are cute.

Each of these on a tray even has mustard eyes for character. Still, these are cute.

73. If you want a bloody brain at your dessert platter, look no further.

I think this is another brain cake and a very gory one at that. Not sure if I'd want to try that for size.

I think this is another brain cake and a very gory one at that. Not sure if I’d want to try that for size.

74. Perhaps you might want to try some finger fries.

They're probably what the Addams family eats with their burgers or hotdogs. But you have to admire this for sheer creativity.

They’re probably what the Addams family eats with their burgers or hotdogs. But you have to admire this for sheer creativity.

75. These peanut butter witch brooms are surely a sweep.

Each consist of peanut butter, icing, pretzel sticks, and shredded wheat. Seems easy as pie.

Each consist of peanut butter, icing, pretzel sticks, and shredded wheat. Seems easy as pie.

76. For a creepy crawly lunch, you can’t do better than this sandwich of worms.

Relax, the "worms" are made from ham in barbecue sauce. But hope it creeps to your delight.

Relax, the “worms” are made from ham in barbecue sauce. But hope it creeps to your delight.

77. Grace your Halloween dessert platter with a cake that takes an eye full.

I guess the eyeball here is for decorative purposes. But the socket is drizzled with icing.

I guess the eyeball here is for decorative purposes. But the socket is drizzled with icing.

78. These popcorn balls are just crawling with worms.

Well, gummy worms if you get my drift. But yes, these are very disgusting but people will like them.

Well, gummy worms if you get my drift. But yes, these are very disgusting but people will like them.

79. You’ll have to be a ghost not to like this pizza.

It even has tomato eyes and mouth as well as is covered in cheese. Yes, this is pure Halloween gold.

It even has tomato eyes and mouth as well as is covered in cheese. Yes, this is pure Halloween gold.

80. It must be a grave mistake if your Halloween party lacks a coffin cake.

You may not be able to eat the hands and skull. But a coffin shape cake isn't a hard shape to achieve.

You may not be able to eat the hands and skull. But a coffin shape cake isn’t a hard shape to achieve.

The Yankee Doodle Dandy World of Vintage 4th of July Cards

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Yes, the 4th of July is a very significant holiday in the US that celebrates the birthday of a nation or the closest thing to it. As you might recall, back in the day, people used to send greeting cards to each other on certain holidays. And in America, the 4th of July would be one of these. Some of these cards might be of the patriotic spirit with American flags, the Statue of Liberty, George Washington, and other pieces of Americana. Some show photos of 4th of July events in their hometown. Yet, while I can show you some of the great 4th of July greeting cards out there, you might be bored to tears. So instead, I’ll show vintage cards that might make you cringe or think they’re unintentionally funny in some sick sort of way. Many of these will pertain to parents’ worst nightmares like depictions of kids holding weapons and fireworks. So sit back and relax this Independence Day with these Yankee Doodle Dandy greeting cards. Or not.

 

  1. “I’m just going to shoot off some fireworks. Want to join me?”
I have a bad feeling about this. You should never let anywhere near kids and explosives (save sparklers but even then). And I know those have much more dangerous than sparklers.

I have a bad feeling about this. You should never let anywhere near kids and explosives (save sparklers but even then). And I know those have much more dangerous than sparklers.

2. “Day of Flags and Cannon and Jubilee! Guarded well, gloried in. So may forever be.”

Whoever thought of trusting a child with guarding fireworks should be charged with child endangerment. Seriously, where are this kid's parents for God's sake?

Whoever thought of trusting a child with guarding fireworks should be charged with child endangerment. Seriously, where are this kid’s parents for God’s sake?

3. The Dog: “I think I’d better skidoo – mother always told me never to accept candy from strangers.”

Don't tell me what that kid's about to do to that dog. Also, what the hell is in that dog's mouth? Hope it's not a firecracker.

Don’t tell me what that kid’s about to do to that dog. Also, what the hell is in that dog’s mouth? Hope it’s not a firecracker.

4. “United We Stand: A Glorious Fourth.”

Oh, great, a kid's holding a sword. And I don't think it's a toy sword at that. Not sure how this playtime could end badly. Oh, wait, I am.

Oh, great, a kid’s holding a sword. And I don’t think it’s a toy sword at that. Not sure how this playtime could end badly. Oh, wait, I am.

5. “The grand old story of a day of fadeless glory.”

I have a bad feeling about what that kid is going to do with the fireworks. Hope he doesn't plan to blow up a neighbor's house. Still, kids shouldn't have access to explosives. They're dangerous.

I have a bad feeling about what that kid is going to do with the fireworks. Hope he doesn’t plan to blow up a neighbor’s house. Still, kids shouldn’t have access to explosives. They’re dangerous.

6. Sometimes it’s said that the Zambellis started their kids on fireworks at a young age.

However, this is utterly ridiculous. Even teenagers shouldn't be around fireworks for God's sake, let alone babies. Seriously, what the hell?

However, this is utterly ridiculous. Even teenagers shouldn’t be around fireworks for God’s sake, let alone babies. Seriously, what the hell?

7. With the sound of a cannon and gun marks the star of fireworks fun.

When I look at this, I hope the guns are full of blanks and the fireworks near him don't get lit. Because he might end up coming to a very bad end if either aren't the case.

When I look at this, I hope the guns are full of blanks and the fireworks near him don’t get lit. Because he might end up coming to a very bad end if either aren’t the case.

8. There’s nothing more glorious on the 4th of July than riding a firework in the sky.

For one, that girl looks quite creepy and her mouth is askew. Also, when that firecracker goes off, there's a chance she'll never be in one piece again. Yet, I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing.

For one, that girl looks quite creepy and her mouth is askew. Also, when that firecracker goes off, there’s a chance she’ll never be in one piece again. Yet, I’m not sure if that’s a good or bad thing.

9. “Oh, where heads a foot, that would falter for thee!”

Let me see, this boy is surrounded by lit fireworks and a cannon. And he's holding a gun. If I was in his place, I'd be screaming my head off. But he's smiling. Doesn't look right.

Let me see, this boy is surrounded by lit fireworks and a cannon. And he’s holding a gun. If I was in his place, I’d be screaming my head off. But he’s smiling. Doesn’t look right.

10. The 4th of July has always been a day of jubilation.

However, I'd find it very difficult to dance for joy if everything nearby me was exploding. But this girl doesn't seem to have that problem, which greatly disturbs me.

However, I’d find it very difficult to dance for joy if everything nearby me was exploding. But this girl doesn’t seem to have that problem, which greatly disturbs me.

11. “Greetings from a Patriot.”

Is it just me or is that woman literally on fire? And why doesn't she seem the slightest bit fazed by it or screaming her head off? Like a normal person would.

Is it just me or is that woman literally on fire? And why doesn’t she seem the slightest bit fazed by it or screaming her head off? Like a normal person would.

12. It’s always such a sight to see everything go Kaboom! on the 4th of July.

I know that kid is supposed to be in awe of the fireworks. But I think he's practically shitting his pants at the moment because he's surrounded by explosives. Assuming that he's actually sane.

I know that kid is supposed to be in awe of the fireworks. But I think he’s practically shitting his pants at the moment because he’s surrounded by explosives. Assuming that he’s actually sane.

13. “The day we celebrate.”

And that kid is holding a sword while being draped with an American flag. Reading his face, he may have an idea about using it which should be of great concern to his parents.

And that kid is holding a sword while being draped with an American flag. Reading his face, he may have an idea about using it which should be of great concern to his parents.

14. “How to prevent your boy from being killed on the Fourth of July – kill him on the third.”

And that, my friend, is the most fucked up piece of medical advice I've ever heard. Seriously, that doctor is clearly insane and it doesn't help that a kid is being blown up by fireworks either.

And that, my friend, is the most fucked up piece of medical advice I’ve ever heard. Seriously, that doctor is clearly insane and it doesn’t help that a kid is being blown up by fireworks either.

15. A great 4th of July has fireworks all around.

However, this doesn't mean kids should be near them. Because these two are in really terrible danger at the moment. It also doesn't help that both kids are holding fireworks in their hands as if they're toys. They're not.

However, this doesn’t mean kids should be near them. Because these two are in really terrible danger at the moment. It also doesn’t help that both kids are holding fireworks in their hands as if they’re toys. They’re not.

16. This 4th of July, capture the spirit of 1776.

And I wonder how long it took for this little George Washington to shoot up "July 4." Because a Continental Army musket is the farthest thing from an automatic rifle.

And I wonder how long it took for this little George Washington to shoot up “July 4.” Because a Continental Army musket is the farthest thing from an automatic rifle.

17. With the 4th of July, there’s festivities all around.

But this doesn't mean that children should have access to weapons or explosives. Because they're very dangerous and aren't toys in the slightest bit.

But this doesn’t mean that children should have access to weapons or explosives. Because they’re very dangerous and aren’t toys in the slightest bit.

18. Fireworks on the 4th of July mean festive fun all around.

However, this doesn't mean kids should get a hold of fireworks or weapons. That boy at the top already has one lit which makes it only a matter of time before he gets blown up. Seriously, who the hell thought this card was a good idea?

However, this doesn’t mean kids should get a hold of fireworks or weapons. That boy at the top already has one lit which makes it only a matter of time before he gets blown up. Seriously, who the hell thought this card was a good idea?

19. “Wishing you a glorious 4th.”

Now even bears have fireworks in these vintage cards. And he doesn't seem to have a good intention about using them either.

Now even bears have fireworks in these vintage cards. And he doesn’t seem to have a good intention about using them either.

20. The 4th of July always has a great fireworks spectacle in the night sky.

Yet, these kids are happily sitting with lit fireworks when they shouldn't. Also, they're kind of creeping me out with their smiles.

Yet, these kids are happily sitting with lit fireworks when they shouldn’t. Also, they’re kind of creeping me out with their smiles.

21. The 4th of July is a day of celebration.

And this boy is about to accidentally blow himself up. Seriously, no parent should ever allow their kid near matches or explosives for obvious reasons.

And this boy is about to accidentally blow himself up. Seriously, no parent should ever allow their kid near matches or explosives for obvious reasons.

22. It’s not the 4th of July without a fireworks spectacle.

And despite the boy's smiling, he doesn't have much time left in this world. Mostly because the explosives around him are all lit. And he has his face surrounded by a firecracker 4.

And despite the boy’s smiling, he doesn’t have much time left in this world. Mostly because the explosives around him are all lit. And he has his face surrounded by a firecracker 4.

23. “All right, let er’ rip!”

If I were that girl, the possibility of hearing loss wouldn't be biggest concern at the moment. I'd be more worried about surviving my 4th of July in one piece.

If I were that girl, the possibility of hearing loss wouldn’t be biggest concern at the moment. I’d be more worried about surviving my 4th of July in one piece.

24. And here’s another 4th of July greeting.

Well, at least these two are expressing genuine fear. But they don't seem to be running like hell. Because it's not safe to be near explosives at close range.

Well, at least these two are expressing genuine fear. But they don’t seem to be running like hell. Because it’s not safe to be near explosives at close range.

25. May your 4th of July begin and end with a bang.

Again with the kids handling explosives? Seriously, not letting kids near them should be blatantly obvious to parents. You don't want kids coming close to blowing themselves up.

Again with the kids handling explosives? Seriously, not letting kids near them should be blatantly obvious to parents. You don’t want kids coming close to blowing themselves up.

26. Nothing makes a great 4th of July than seeing Uncle Sam’s head on fire.

From Babble: "This just looks dangerous. Here a headless Uncle Sam is surrounded by fireworks with a bold Hurrah! Hurrah!"

From Babble: “This just looks dangerous. Here a headless Uncle Sam is surrounded by fireworks with a bold Hurrah! Hurrah!”

27. Always start your 4th of July with a blast from a cannon.

Now that's a great way to cause permanent hearing loss. Yeah, have kids loading and lighting cannons with no hearing protection whatsoever.

Now that’s a great way to cause permanent hearing loss. Yeah, have kids loading and lighting cannons with no hearing protection whatsoever.

28. If there’s nothing exploding on the 4th of July, then it’s not a celebration.

And again, a boy is surrounded by explosives and weapons. But no one is giving a damn as always in these cards. Not even Uncle Sam himself if he counts as adult supervision.

And again, a boy is surrounded by explosives and weapons. But no one is giving a damn as always in these cards. Not even Uncle Sam himself if he counts as adult supervision.

29. “Golly! Didn’t we have a high old time on the 4th.”

From Babble: "I would like to know how the dog ended up wearing a parachute. The bell and the fireworks, they make sense. The dog? Not so much."

From Babble: “I would like to know how the dog ended up wearing a parachute. The bell and the fireworks, they make sense. The dog? Not so much.”

30. There’s nothing better on the 4th of July than dancing and holding lit fireworks in your hands.

Remember, anyone who does this on the 4th of July will find themselves in the hospital with severe burns, if they're lucky. Otherwise, doing this on the 4th might result in your last day on earth.

Remember, anyone who does this on the 4th of July will find themselves in the hospital with severe burns, if they’re lucky. Otherwise, doing this on the 4th might result in your last day on earth.

31. You can’t have a great 4th of July without harassing the cat.

At least the cat is smart for its running for its dear life. Still, this is just cruelty toward animals on a whole new level.

At least the cat is smart for its running for its dear life. Still, this is just cruelty toward animals on a whole new level.

32. Remember, if you’re near a lit firecracker run away as fast as you can.

Well, at least this one addresses fireworks safety and shows someone running away. However, is the scary firecracker face necessary?

Well, at least this one addresses fireworks safety and shows someone running away. However, is the scary firecracker face necessary?

33. There’s nothing more spectacular on the 4th of July than a fireworks wheel.

And this boy has his hands on it with glee. Really not a safe way to spend your 4th of July at any age. Again, where the hell are his parents?

And this boy has his hands on it with glee. Really not a safe way to spend your 4th of July at any age. Again, where the hell are his parents?

34. The 4th of July is a day when we celebrate the Constitution of Independence.

Actually it's the "Declaration of Independence" not "Constitution of Independence" which never existed. Obviously, this card designer knows nothing on American history or civics.

Actually it’s the “Declaration of Independence” not “Constitution of Independence” which never existed. Obviously, this card designer knows nothing on American history or civics.

35. Remember, 4th of July isn’t a time for fireworks pranks.

Of course, this one severely underestimates the risk of explosives. IT's a wonder why this woman's legs haven't blown off, yet.

Of course, this one severely underestimates the risk of explosives. IT’s a wonder why this woman’s legs haven’t blown off, yet.

36. Take a picture of your kid before the 4th because he may not be around after.

Uh, how about you just keep your kid away from setting off fireworks entirely? Because that would be more responsible parenting and keeps him from being blown up to kingdom come. Seriously, why?

Uh, how about you just keep your kid away from setting off fireworks entirely? Because that would be more responsible parenting and keeps him from being blown up to kingdom come. Seriously, why?

37. It’s all fun and games until the dog gets a hold of a lit firecracker.

Uh, ya think? Yeah, I think it's dangerous for dogs to get a hold of lit firecrackers. I'd also say the same for children, too.

Uh, ya think? Yeah, I think it’s dangerous for dogs to get a hold of lit firecrackers. I’d also say the same for children, too.

38. Setting off fireworks is the thing to do this 4th of July.

Oh, God, don't tell me these kids are about to set off fireworks. Seriously, did these parents ever teach them some common sense? Or are they severely lacking in that department?

Oh, God, don’t tell me these kids are about to set off fireworks. Seriously, did these parents ever teach them some common sense? Or are they severely lacking in that department?

39. “I just raised the ‘ante.'”

Remember, kids, setting off a firecracker under a person's chair as a prank is a horrible idea. I mean, it's a wonder if the house doesn't blow up or he doesn't get anyone killed.

Remember, kids, setting off a firecracker under a person’s chair as a prank is a horrible idea. I mean, it’s a wonder if the house doesn’t blow up or he doesn’t get anyone killed.

40. Happy 4th of July courtesy of firecracker Uncle Sam.

Now that looks quite terrifying if you ask me. Also don't like how he's holding firecracker strings on each hand.

Now that looks quite terrifying if you ask me. Also don’t like how he’s holding firecracker strings on each hand.

41. How about a firework for old Uncle Sam?

From Babble: "It looks like Uncle Sam is about to set her hair on fire." Wouldn't be surprised if that was the case.

From Babble: “It looks like Uncle Sam is about to set her hair on fire.” Wouldn’t be surprised if that was the case.

42. Even monkeys know how to have fun on the 4th of July.

Since when do they let monkeys handle fireworks? This is dangerous enough for adults to do for God's sake.

Since when do they let monkeys handle fireworks? This is dangerous enough for adults to do for God’s sake.

43. The 4th of July is always a glorious celebration with fireworks.

But this doesn't mean that kids should be waving the flag near them. Because they shouldn't. Nor they should be near weapons either.

But this doesn’t mean that kids should be waving the flag near them. Because they shouldn’t. Nor they should be near weapons either.

44. The 4th of July is always a great day for a budding pyromaniac.

Of course, he should consider himself lucky that he got a way with a lost eye. Not sure about his cat though.

Of course, he should consider himself lucky that he got a way with a lost eye. Not sure about his cat though.

45. Hope you have a happy 4th of July in the USA.

From Just a Bunch of Stuff: "Shudder. This girl creeps me OUT. She looks like a cross between Angelica from the Rugrats and Nellie Olsen. I have a feeling she intends to destroy a small town with those fireworks."

From Just a Bunch of Stuff: “Shudder. This girl creeps me OUT. She looks like a cross between Angelica from the Rugrats and Nellie Olsen. I have a feeling she intends to destroy a small town with those fireworks.”

46. Happy 4th of July to all our brave men and women in uniform.

From Just a Bunch of Stuff: "First of all, this is a real crap parade. And, where did they find identical quintuplets who owned sailor suits?"

From Just a Bunch of Stuff: “First of all, this is a real crap parade. And, where did they find identical quintuplets who owned sailor suits?”

47. Wish you a grand 4th of July from up in the air.

From Just a Bunch of Stuff: "I don't know about you, but my ideal July 4th vehicle doesn't involve something that resembles the Hindenberg or a pencil." Has a point since there's a bunch of stuff exploding in the sky that night. So maybe a blimp or hot air balloon ride on the 4th isn't such a great idea.

From Just a Bunch of Stuff: “I don’t know about you, but my ideal July 4th vehicle doesn’t involve something that resembles the Hindenberg or a pencil.” Has a point since there’s a bunch of stuff exploding in the sky that night. So maybe a blimp or hot air balloon ride on the 4th isn’t such a great idea.

48. “What are you laughing at?”

Okay, someone shoved a firecracker down a guy's pocket. That can't be good. Also, I think one of these kids is a racist caricature, too which poses another problem.

Okay, someone shoved a firecracker down a guy’s pocket. That can’t be good. Also, I think one of these kids is a racist caricature, too which poses another problem.

49. “Come here, doggie. Nice doggie.”

Please don't tell me they're going to set off fireworks near the dog. I can understand why the pooch is reasonably afraid. Because I would, too, if I was in that situation.

Please don’t tell me they’re going to set off fireworks near the dog. I can understand why the pooch is reasonably afraid. Because I would, too, if I was in that situation.

50. Of course, we all know what happens after the 4th of July fireworks festivities.

That's right, the lucky idiots usually end up like that in the hospital. The unlucky ones might end up in a morgue.

That’s right, the lucky idiots usually end up like that in the hospital. The unlucky ones might end up in a morgue.

Celebrate the Stars and Stripes Forever with These Star Spangled 4th of July Craft Projects

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When it comes to 4th of July, some Americans take the holiday more seriously and go all out than others. For instance, my family hardly does anything special on the 4th other than watch fireworks outside at night. Yet, there are communities that stage 4th of July parades as well as have 4th of July picnics. Then there are residents that have 4th of July picnics or barbecues as well. Yet, on 4th of July, there are plenty of Americans who decorate their homes in a patriotic flair like this one shown above. Families like mine don’t do this. But plenty do since 4th of July decorations are now on sale at stores during this time, especially American flags. Yet, for some people, 4th of July decorations like these don’t seem unique enough for there taste. So these people make their own in order to celebrate the holiday. And yes, you can find plenty of 4th of July crafts on Pinterest and Etsy, too. Many of these DIY decorations are clad in red, white, and blue as well as may contain an American flag. So for your reading pleasure, I bring you to the star spangled world of unforgettable 4th of July craft projects.

 

  1. An American flag quilting square is well suited for any wall.
And it looks quite fine for over a table. Like the star part on it. Yes, it's cool.

And it looks quite fine for over a table. Like the star part on it. Yes, it’s cool.

2. Plants are sure to thrive in this star spangled planter.

This consists of 2 flower pots. The smaller is of stripes. The larger is blue with white stars.

This consists of 2 flower pots. The smaller is of stripes. The larger is blue with white stars.

3. These wooden firecrackers will surely bring a bang to your decor.

Sure they may not explode. But they are clad like the American flag and are great for either indoors or outdoors.

Sure they may not explode. But they are clad like the American flag and are great for either indoors or outdoors.

4. A red, white, and blue wooden chair looks great with a Betsy Ross star design.

And you can sit your ass on there whenever you'd like on the 4th of July. Still, remember Betsy Ross didn't design the first American flag. Honest she didn't.

And you can sit your ass on there whenever you’d like on the 4th of July. Still, remember Betsy Ross didn’t design the first American flag. Honest she didn’t.

5. A sheet with corrugated aluminum always makes a great American flag hanging.

Just note that making anything with an American flag pattern takes a lot of time and precision. Because the flag itself has a lot of small details to account for like stars for instance.

Just note that making anything with an American flag pattern takes a lot of time and precision. Because the flag itself has a lot of small details to account for like stars for instance.

6. How about a star spangled banner made from twigs?

Well, that looks quite rustic. Like how they tied all the sticks together. Lovely.

Well, that looks quite rustic. Like how they tied all the sticks together. Lovely.

7. For double front doors, it’s stars on one side and stripes on the other.

As you can see with this pair of wreaths. Then again, neither seem very hard to do at any rate.

As you can see with this pair of wreaths. Then again, neither seem very hard to do at any rate.

8. If you don’t have any stars, you can always try white buttons.

Sure white buttons will do for that American flag wreath. Makes it seem quite quaint for any patriotic household.

Sure white buttons will do for that American flag wreath. Makes it seem quite quaint for any patriotic household.

9. A patriotic wreath like this will make you see stars.

Because it's a red, white, and blue star wreath. And yes, it has some ribbon trimmings, too.

Because it’s a red, white, and blue star wreath. And yes, it has some ribbon trimmings, too.

10. Sometimes the wreath itself can come in all 3 American flag colors.

Well, I like how the colors seem to meld in this one. Also like how it's covered in white stars, too.

Well, I like how the colors seem to meld in this one. Also like how it’s covered in white stars, too.

11. May this glass block say, “God Bless America.”

Like a lot of glass blocks I've shown, this also lights up at night, too. Like the font on this, too.

Like a lot of glass blocks I’ve shown, this also lights up at night, too. Like the font on this, too.

12. You can make your own Uncle Sam with a flower pot and a can.

And it seems Uncle Sam is looking sensational. Like the stars on his hat. Then again, everything about this is quite ingenious if you think about it.

And it seems Uncle Sam is looking sensational. Like the stars on his hat. Then again, everything about this is quite ingenious if you think about it.

13. A shutter of Old Glory is a must for any patriotic home.

This one has the American flag on it and seems quite rustic and antique. Still, like the rows of stars on the top.

This one has the American flag on it and seems quite rustic and antique. Still, like the rows of stars on the top.

14. Outdoors, grace your patio furniture with some red, white, and blue cushions.

They come in red, white, and blue with white stars. Also includes a blue pillow with white stars, too.

They come in red, white, and blue with white stars. Also includes a blue pillow with white stars, too.

15. This red, white, and blue ribbon tree is great for any American home.

I've seen such trees like it for other holidays. But this one certainly goes well for 4th of July or any patriotic holiday.

I’ve seen such trees like it for other holidays. But this one certainly goes well for 4th of July or any patriotic holiday.

16. Who knew that you can plant flowers in a pair of star spangled cowboy boots?

Well, the flowers certainly go with the boot design. But don't try to wear them. Really, it's not a good idea.

Well, the flowers certainly go with the boot design. But don’t try to wear them. Really, it’s not a good idea.

17. Serve your guests appetizers with this American flag tray.

The dip area goes in the star place by the way. But I'm not sure if you'd want to use a tray like this at a 4th of July party.

The dip area goes in the star place by the way. But I’m not sure if you’d want to use a tray like this at a 4th of July party.

18. An American flag can be easily painted on a panel of wood.

But like I said, patience, persistence, and precision is needed. Also, you'd probably not produce something as nice like this.

But like I said, patience, persistence, and precision is needed. Also, you’d probably not produce something as nice like this.

19. A 4th of July wreath like this one makes its own fireworks.

Anyone could just say so for themselves. Because it looks so patriotic and festive.

Anyone could just say so for themselves. Because it looks so patriotic and festive.

20. There’s no wreath that captures the patriotic spirit like a stars and stripes one of tulle.

Only a quarter of it is blue with 3 white stars. The rest is of red and white stripes all around.

Only a quarter of it is blue with 3 white stars. The rest is of red and white stripes all around.

21. A patriotic apron matron always dresses in her star spangled attire in the kitchen.

Wonder if they have a male version of this. And I wonder if it comes with an Uncle Sam chef's hat along with it.

Wonder if they have a male version of this. And I wonder if it comes with an Uncle Sam chef’s hat along with it.

22. For those flowery spirits, a 4th of July carnation wreath is just for you.

Of course, the flowers on these are totally fake like you'd see in a cemetery during the winter. But this is very pretty just the same.

Of course, the flowers on these are totally fake like you’d see in a cemetery during the winter. But this is very pretty just the same.

23. For your patriotic porch swing, you’ll need some patriotic cushions a 4th of July occasion.

This set has a red seat with 2 striped pillows and 1 long pillow with stars. A great American outdoor arrangement, may I say.

This set has a red seat with 2 striped pillows and 1 long pillow with stars. A great American outdoor arrangement, may I say.

24. I’m sure you can put these firecrackers right out in your lawn.

Because unlike real firecrackers, they don't really explode and cause any danger to humans. Also, you can decorate them as you please.

Because unlike real firecrackers, they don’t really explode and cause any danger to humans. Also, you can decorate them as you please.

25. For simplicity’s sake you can always wrap an American flag on a wreath.

But make sure it's small enough and bought cheap. Because you don't want to put a real one on there. Like the blue star though.

But make sure it’s small enough and bought cheap. Because you don’t want to put a real one on there. Like the blue star though.

26. Got old wine glasses? Make patriotic candle holders out of them.

And you could make 2 with stripes and 1 with stars. Also, you can use string for a rustic touch.

And you could make 2 with stripes and 1 with stars. Also, you can use string for a rustic touch.

27. Show your love for the US by decorating your mailbox in star spangled glory.

And it seems this person went all out with theirs. Includes American flags, ribbons, firecrackers, and a beer can.

And it seems this person went all out with theirs. Includes American flags, ribbons, firecrackers, and a beer can.

28. This patriotic lantern will surely hold a candle.

Yet, since it's made of wood, it's probably better off as decoration. Then again, the candle could be fake and battery powered.

Yet, since it’s made of wood, it’s probably better off as decoration. Then again, the candle could be fake and battery powered.

29. If you don’t like wreaths, perhaps wrap a flag around a ladder.

Once again, don't use a real American flag for this. Yet, I do think this makes a great outdoor decoration.

Once again, don’t use a real American flag for this. Yet, I do think this makes a great outdoor decoration.

30. A star spangled star is always a sight to see.

You can find stars like this anywhere they sell outdoor decor. But I like how this one is painted. Lovely.

You can find stars like this anywhere they sell outdoor decor. But I like how this one is painted. Lovely.

31. Of course, a red, white, and blue berry wreath is possible.

Well, this one seems to have a few rustic touches. Like the blue part with stars.

Well, this one seems to have a few rustic touches. Like the blue part with stars.

32. A wooden Uncle Sam gives any patriotic abode a few homey touches.

This one seems so finely painted, too. Like his bow and hat. Adorable.

This one seems so finely painted, too. Like his bow and hat. Adorable.

33. A red, white, and blue bauble wreath brings out a festive American spirit.

And I guess this will be as American and patriotic as red, white, and blue fireworks. The stars on this are great though.

And I guess this will be as American and patriotic as red, white, and blue fireworks. The stars on this are great though.

34. Step out at your 4th of July party with a pair of patriotic flip flops.

These have red and white straps and blue bows with stars. However, don't wear these in a public shower.

These have red and white straps and blue bows with stars. However, don’t wear these in a public shower. They’re not for that.

35. These American flag candle holders are made from star spangled glass.

Actually I made that up. But they surely seem pretty from sea to shining sea.

Actually I made that up. But they surely seem pretty from sea to shining sea.

36. Didn’t know you can put an American flag in a window pane.

Well, I don't think you can. But this setup does make a really nice 4th of July decoration.

Well, I don’t think you can. But this setup does make a really nice 4th of July decoration.

37. How would you like to put this American flag at your door?

Well, this is a deco mesh flag decoration and not an exact copy. But it will be great for any patriotic home, nonetheless.

Well, this is a deco mesh flag decoration and not an exact copy. But it will be great for any patriotic home, nonetheless.

38. An American flag wreath like this is a must for any flag waving American who loves their country.

Not sure what it's made from. But it's certainly a 4th of July wreath anyone could hang on their front door. Like the stars, too.

Not sure what it’s made from. But it’s certainly a 4th of July wreath anyone could hang on their front door. Like the stars, too.

39. These crocheted American flag coasters will keep your wooden surfaces safe.

They may also be able to double as pot holders if they're big enough. Still, might take some time to make them.

They may also be able to double as pot holders if they’re big enough. Still, might take some time to make them.

40. Salute the red, white, and blue with a tulle wreath like this.

This is especially if you're the one setting off fireworks. Like the design on this. Lovely.

This is especially if you’re the one setting off fireworks. Like the design on this. Lovely.

41. These American flag mason jars will make your flowers thrive.

One has stars while 2 have stripes. But they seem to be used as vases than anything.

One has stars while 2 have stripes. But they seem to be used as vases than anything.

42. A burlap wreath can always bring out an American pioneer spirit.

That looks quite lovely for an old wooden door. Love the blue bow with stars on it. Cute.

That looks quite lovely for an old wooden door. Love the blue bow with stars on it. Cute.

43. How about a star coming out of an old Uncle Sam hat?

Makes a fine centerpiece for a table or decoration for anything in the living room. Like how the hat's painted, too.

Makes a fine centerpiece for a table or decoration for anything in the living room. Like how the hat’s painted, too.

44. A quilt like this is surely an American patchwork effort.

And it seems to use so many shades of red, white, and blue. More or less draped on a bench for decoration.

And it seems to use so many shades of red, white, and blue. More or less draped on a bench for decoration.

45. If you love this land, salute the USA with this hanging.

But you might want to keep it around to support Team USA in the Olympics. Just saying.

But you might want to keep it around to support Team USA in the Olympics. Just saying.

46. Drape your American furniture with this American flag blanket.

Yes, it kind of looks as if it was made from rags and cloth scraps. But that's kind of intentional.

Yes, it kind of looks as if it was made from rags and cloth scraps. But that’s kind of intentional.

47. An American yarn wreath has its own kind of patriotic elegance.

Well, it's quite graceful compared to some of the other wreaths I posed. Love how the stars look in that navy blue.

Well, it’s quite graceful compared to some of the other wreaths I posed. Love how the stars look in that navy blue.

48. Using the right license plates can really make a great patriotic statement.

Yes, this is an American flag made from license plates. Don't ask me what state you have to live to make something like this. Because I don't have the slightest idea.

Yes, this is an American flag made from license plates. Don’t ask me what state you have to live to make something like this. Because I don’t have the slightest idea.

49. I’m sure the light of liberty can shine through this painted wine bottle.

This old wine bottle is painted red, white, and blue. And it has something lighting up inside as well. Yes, it's quite amazing.

This old wine bottle is painted red, white, and blue. And it has something lighting up inside as well. Yes, it’s quite amazing.

50. Didn’t know you can put an American flag impression on a tree slice.

And this kid seems quite proud of it, too. Notice how the blue part is all sparkly.

And this kid seems quite proud of it, too. Notice how the blue part is all sparkly.

51. Rest your head on these crocheted American flag pillows.

Or pillowcases if I'm wrong. Either way, they'll bring out the American spirit on your couch.

Or pillowcases if I’m wrong. Either way, they’ll bring out the American spirit on your couch.

52. An American plant is bound to blossom in this stars and stripes flower pot.

Has a blue row with stripes on the top. And columns of red and white stripes on the bottom.

Has a blue row with stripes on the top. And columns of red and white stripes on the bottom.

53. A cushion like this will honor who is first in the hearts of his countrymen.

You know him as George Washington. By the way, did I tell you he accidentally started a major world war at 22? True story.

You know him as George Washington. By the way, did I tell you he accidentally started a major world war at 22? True story.

54. This hanging salutes the men and women fighting for our freedom overseas.

And it has a silhouette of Iwo Jima photo holding a small American flag. Very creative if you ask me.

And it has a silhouette of Iwo Jima photo holding a small American flag. Very creative if you ask me.

55. Among these stars USA surely stands out.

I suppose these are made from wood. And are painted in the red, white, and blue.

I suppose these are made from wood. And are painted in the red, white, and blue.

56. A weary head will have a fine rest with this stars and stripes pillow.

Well, it doesn't have all the stars on it. But it's a very good American flag rendition.

Well, it doesn’t have all the stars on it. But it’s a very good American flag rendition.

57. Keep yourself squeaky clean with some 4th of July soap.

Contains stars inside and out. Will surely keep you star spangled and squeaky clean.

Contains stars inside and out. Will surely keep you star spangled and squeaky clean.

58. No American flowers can thrive better than in a glass mosaic American flag vase.

Well, that's a grand old design on a vase. Wouldn't want to put that in a high place with a small ledge. Hate to see something like that broken.

Well, that’s a grand old design on a vase. Wouldn’t want to put that in a high place with a small ledge. Hate to see something like that broken.

59. For a grand old American shower experience this star spangled soap is for you.

Yes, this is a bar of soap that resembles an American flag. But it will soon disappear after using it for some time.

Yes, this is a bar of soap that resembles an American flag. But it will soon disappear after use for some time.

60. For a more American living room, this hanging has the land of the free in its flag.

Well, as far as the lower 48 are concerned. Alaska and Hawaii aren't on here. Not sure if it goes well with aluminum though.

Well, as far as the lower 48 are concerned. Alaska and Hawaii aren’t on here. Not sure if it goes well with aluminum though.

61. A light up wine bottle with stripes and stars can always shine bright in dark places.

Well, it surely lights up better than the previous one I showed earlier. Really pretty if you ask me.

Well, it surely lights up better than the previous one I showed earlier. Really pretty if you ask me.

62. You can assemble an American flag with 5 of these old wine bottles.

However, you don't drink out of them because they're for display. Consists of 2 blue with stars and 3 with red and white stripes.

However, you don’t drink out of them because they’re for display. Consists of 2 blue with stars and 3 with red and white stripes.

63. These star spangled planters will bring your plants to patriotic glory.

Well, they're made of metal and look quite antique. But they sure have lovely flowers in them.

Well, they’re made of metal and look quite antique. But they sure have lovely flowers in them.

64. For 4th of July, this wreath salutes the red, white, and denim blue.

Yes, this is a denim 4th of July wreath. Hope the denim on here is from jeans made in the USA.

Yes, this is a denim 4th of July wreath. Hope the denim on here is from jeans made in the USA.

65. You’ll be lucky to find this 4th of July wreath of horseshoes.

Like how these form a star in the center. And how it's painted blue while the edges are red and white.

Like how these form a star in the center. And how it’s painted blue while the edges are red and white.

66. A wreath like this draped with an American flag shows how you’re devoted to this country.

Yes, this is a heart wreath draped with an American flag. And yes, it's a patriotic piece of beauty just the same.

Yes, this is a heart wreath draped with an American flag. And yes, it’s a patriotic piece of beauty just the same.

67. A wreath with a lot flags can always capture the American spirit.

I guess you get these flags from sandwiches. Or a craft store to make something like this.

I guess you get these flags from sandwiches. Or a craft store to make something like this.

68. An old American flag always goes well with flowers.

Yes, the flag might seem aged in this but it's intentional. But I think the flowers on here are especially pretty.

Yes, the flag might seem aged in this but it’s intentional. But I think the flowers on here are especially pretty.

69. A 4th of July wreath is well suited beyond the fruited plains.

It even uses 3 old looking flags for more patriotic goodness. Also good for using on Thanksgiving if you think it's appropriate.

It even uses 3 old looking flags for more patriotic goodness. Also good for using on Thanksgiving if you think it’s appropriate.

70. A beaded American flag pin helps show off your love for your country.

I've seen a few of these in my life. So they're probably not hard to make if you can get some beads through a safety pin coil.

I’ve seen a few of these in my life. So they’re probably not hard to make if you can get some beads through a safety pin coil.

71. I’m sure the Statue of Liberty would wear an apron like this in her kitchen.

This one has a blue top with white stars. And a skirt with red and white stripes to go along with it.

This one has a blue top with white stars. And a skirt with red and white stripes to go along with it.

72. Cuddle up on your couch this 4th of July with this quality patriotic pillow.

Has a blue ribbon with stars on a zizgag red and white stripe pattern. But you can't help but love it.

Has a blue ribbon with stars on a zizgag red and white stripe pattern. But you can’t help but love it.

73. Guess I’d call this a horseshoe flag.

Well, except for the blue star union pattern. Nevertheless, I think this is a very clever rendition of the stars and stripes.

Well, except for the blue star union pattern. Nevertheless, I think this is a very clever rendition of the stars and stripes.

74. With this wreath, may God bless the land we love.

Yes, it says "God Bless America" on it with a heart shaped wreath. But it surely looks patriotic and festive to me. So it goes on this post.

Yes, it says “God Bless America” on it with a heart shaped wreath. But it surely looks patriotic and festive to me. So it goes on this post.

75. A star spangled American owl will surely be a hoot on the 4th of July.

I know our country's symbol is the bald eagle. But this is so cute that I had to put it on this post.

I know our country’s symbol is the bald eagle. But this is so cute that I had to put it on this post.

76. Keep your clothes free from wrinkles with this stars and stripes ironing board.

Okay, it's more for decorative purposes only. I just want to say that. Still, nice how someone can use that as a 4th of July decoration.

Okay, it’s more for decorative purposes only. I just want to say that. Still, nice how someone can use that as a 4th of July decoration.

77. This small American flag makes a great patchwork display from a hanger.

Yes, it only has a quilting star on it and different pattern stripes. But that's kind of the point of patchwork quilt works.

Yes, it only has a quilting star on it and different pattern stripes. But that’s kind of the point of patchwork quilt works.

78. For those who think a beaded flag pin is too difficult, you might like this American flag angel.

Well, that's more original than a flag pin. But it's also quite tiny. Very pretty though.

Well, that’s more original than a flag pin. But it’s also quite tiny. Very pretty though.

79. For patriotic 4th of July displays, this American flag table runner comes in handy.

Yes, put anything red, white, and blue on it, except food. Because you want to preserve the decoration, people.

Yes, put anything red, white, and blue on it, except food. Because you want to preserve the decoration, people.

80. Keep your star spangled things in order with these Betsy Ross flag boxes.

They can also be used as display items as well. Come in 3 different sizes.

They can also be used as display items as well. Come in 3 different sizes.

81. Salute the USA on the 4th of July with this light up wine bottle.

Guess it's the 3rd one I've had on this post that light. But it does have the letters "USA" on it and puts the stars on the side.

Guess it’s the 3rd one I’ve had on this post that light. But it does have the letters “USA” on it and puts the stars on the side.

82. Guess this will make a very patriotic planter display.

Has the stars on the bottom and the stripes on the top. Really looks amazing though.

Has the stars on the bottom and the stripes on the top. Really looks amazing though.

83. A deco mesh that’s red, white, and blue is surely festive for the 4th of July celebrations.

Now that's a great front door patriotic display on a wreath. Love the glittery red, white, and blue stars, too.

Now that’s a great front door patriotic display on a wreath. Love the glittery red, white, and blue stars, too.

84. Sit your ass down on this star spangled chair.

Your seat is on the stripes. And your back is on the stars. Not sure if it sounds right.

Your seat is on the stripes. And your back is on the stars. Not sure if it sounds right.

85. American birds will always enjoy a star spangled birdhouse.

Personally, I don't think the birds give a shit. But these are really nice birdhouses if you ask me.

Personally, I don’t think the birds give a shit. But these are really nice birdhouses if you ask me.

86. Some jars can be used to hold flowers, others to hold lights.

Well, this is a nice way to use old jars. Like how the lights show through them in the night.

Well, this is a nice way to use old jars. Like how the lights show through them in the night.

87. For taller flowers, patriotic plant buckets should come in handy.

And each metal pot is decorated in a unique style. Like the one in the middle the best.

And each metal pot is decorated in a unique style. Like the one in the middle the best.

88. You can always make old wine bottles appear both patriotic and festive.

Helps that these also have ribbons on the tops. And the one in the middle has some other decor along with it.

Helps that these also have ribbons on the tops. And the one in the middle has some other decor along with it.

89. There’s always a party going on wherever you see a patriotic cocktail wreath.

This is made from the umbrellas you find in drinks. But these have American flag stuff on them.

This is made from the umbrellas you find in drinks. But these have American flag stuff on them.

90. With this 4th of July hanging, you always have to include some rockets.

And both of them seem to have an American flag on them. Like the bow though.

And both of them seem to have an American flag on them. Like the bow though.

91. Wooden fireworks always look amazing when displayed on a table.

Because they're in patriotic colors and don't blow up. Like the bows on these by the way.

Because they’re in patriotic colors and don’t blow up. Like the bows on these by the way.

92. An American flag can always spring out of Uncle Sam’s hat.

Yes, this is another Uncle Sam hat display. But this one is quite different. Because it has a flag springing from it. The other one didn't.

Yes, this is another Uncle Sam hat display. But this one is quite different. Because it has a flag springing from it. The other one didn’t.

93. This star spangled vessel would go great on any living room table.

I'm not sure what this is supposed to be but I know it seems old-fashioned. But I like how it's painted.

I’m not sure what this is supposed to be but I know it seems old-fashioned. But I like how it’s painted.

94. A wreath like this is great for welcoming guests for your star spangled festivities.

And when you look in the middle, you see that a star is formed. Kind of neat if you ask me.

And when you look in the middle, you see that a star is formed. Kind of neat if you ask me.

95. Or perhaps an American flag deco mesh wreath might suit you better.

For a craft post, I just had to include this. This is especially since it has the American flag pattern on it.

For a craft post, I just had to include this. This is especially since it has the American flag pattern on it.

96. These wooden firework blocks are bursting with stars.

Well, as far as the stars are streaming out from these blocks. Available in red, white, and blue.

Well, as far as the stars are streaming out from these blocks. Available in red, white, and blue.

97. This American flag is on the rails.

I have to admit, never seen a flag like this before. Like the star dots on there. So lovely.

I have to admit, never seen a flag like this before. Like the star dots on there. So lovely.

98. Salute America with these wooden fireworks of the rockets’ red glare.

Each one is decorated in its own way. One even says, "USA."

Each one is decorated in its own way. One even says, “USA.”

99. With a wreath like this, your patriotism has to be rather flowery.

Yes, this is another flower 4th of July wreath. But this one has the flowers closer together and a red, white, and blue ribbon in front of it.

Yes, this is another flower 4th of July wreath. But this one has the flowers closer together and a red, white, and blue ribbon on it.

100. With this wall hanging on your door, you can let freedom ring.

And it helps because it has red, white, and blue jingles that jangle. Love the flowers on this though. Very pretty.

And it helps because it has red, white, and blue jingles that jangle. Love the flowers on this though. Very pretty.

Salute the Red, White, and Blue United States of America with These Patriotic 4th of July Treats (Second Edition)

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With Father’s Day being over, I can now proceed to 4th of July. For me as a blogger, the 4th of July is usually an odd one out since it takes place in the summer while other major holidays fall around during the fall, winter, and early spring. As far as Americans are concerned, the 4th of July is denotes the day in 1776 when the United States (then 13 colonies) officially severed ties with Great Britain during the American Revolution. However, the Brits might beg to differ on this account since the US was still a British possession as far as they’re concerned. Anyway, last year I did a treat post on 4th of July along with a series of Declaration of Independence signers and it was a measurable success. So I decided to do another one for the occasion mostly because the treat posts tend to be so popular for other holidays, too. Thus, expect a lot of treats to be in the red, white, and blue because they are the colors of the American flag. I’ll also have other ones coming up which are related to crafts and so forth. So we hold ourselves to be self-evident that all men are created equal and I want you to enjoy these patriotic 4th of July treats for your star spangled reading pleasure.

 

  1. There’s no better way for a cake lover to show patriotic pride than with a mini cupcake American flag.
Notice how the sprinkles stand in for stars. Wonder how long it took to decorate this.

Notice how the sprinkles stand in for stars. Wonder how long it took to decorate this.

2. Nothing makes better 4th of July candy than patriotic gumdrop stars.

I'm not a fan of gumdrops. But since these are red, white, and blue stars, they go on this post.

I’m not a fan of gumdrops. But since these are red, white, and blue stars, they go on this post.

3. Any American kid will certainly love these edible firework treats.

Includes Rice Krispie treats with marshmallows on them. Well, marshmallows with red icing on them anyway.

Includes Rice Krispie treats with marshmallows on them. Well, marshmallows with red icing on them anyway.

4. Snap, crackle, and pop this 4th of July with this Rice Krispie treat American flag.

Covered with blue and red M&Ms for a more patriotic measure. What more is there about this to love?

Covered with blue and red M&Ms for a more patriotic measure. What more is there about this to love?

5. For more healthy patriotic options, these flag fruit kabobs are just the American ticket.

Yes, I put some flag fruit kabobs on my last 4th of July treat post. But these have raspberries and cheese.

Yes, I put some flag fruit kabobs on my last 4th of July treat post. But these have raspberries and cheese.

6. It’s not a 4th of July trifle without some cake stars and whipped cream.

Well, I've had trifles in my last 4th of July treat post last year. But not with stars inside like in this one.

Well, I’ve had trifles in my last 4th of July treat post last year. But not with stars inside like in this one.

7. There’s no dessert better for a patriotic basket than these cookies.

Includes a flag, a flag star, hotdog, hamburger, fireworks, and Uncle Sam. In all, it's an all-American dessert platter.

Includes a flag, a flag star, hotdog, hamburger, fireworks, and Uncle Sam. In all, it’s an all-American dessert platter.

8. For sweet treats on the 4th, these lollipops got you covered.

I thought these were popsicles at first. But then I realize they were probably lollipops for cocktails and such.

I thought these were popsicles at first. But then I realize they were probably lollipops for cocktails and such.

9. There’s no better way to celebrate the 4th of July than with these star spangled cake pops.

Always have to have some cake pops on these posts. Yet, at least one in this set is of an American flag.

Always have to have some cake pops on these posts. Yet, at least one in this set is of an American flag.

10. This red, white, and blue cheesecake will make a fine addition to any American 4th of July dessert platter.

Sure it only has one star. But come on, the star design is very hard to convert on a flag cake like this.

Sure it only has one star. But come on, the star design is very hard to convert on a flag cake like this.

11. For Rice Krispie star spangled platter, this bowl with treats is at your service.

The bowl contains red, white, and blue in it and so do some of the treats. Also has red, white, and blue Rice Krispie stars.

The bowl contains red, white, and blue in it and so do some of the treats. Also has red, white, and blue Rice Krispie stars.

12. Each of these American flag cups contains something fruity.

Well, something with a strawberry slice or a few blueberries. Still, this is quite creative to say the least.

Well, something with a strawberry slice or a few blueberries. Still, this is quite creative to say the least.

13. For extra 4th of July fun, kids will surely enjoy these patriotic pinwheel cookies.

Each of these contain red, white, and blue on a stick. But please, don't try to blow on them. They are for eating.

Each of these contain red, white, and blue on a stick. But please, don’t try to blow on them. They are for eating.

14. For frozen 4th of July treats, these ice cream sandwiches will do just fine.

These are just ice cream sandwiches with red, white, and blue sprinkles. Not that hard to do if you buy the ice cream sandwiches from a store.

These are just ice cream sandwiches with red, white, and blue sprinkles. Not that hard to do if you buy the ice cream sandwiches from a store.

15. Have your 4th of July dessert platter squared away with these red, white, and blue jello squares.

Wonder how they managed to get layers on these. Because I know how liquids tend to mix in with one another.

Wonder how they managed to get layers on these. Because I know how liquids tend to mix in with one another.

16. If jello treats on your thing, how about a jello dish with a fruity design?

This one has an icing design with blueberries and strawberries. It's of a 7 pointed star as far as I know. Yet, it also has red, white, and blue layers, too.

This one has an icing design with blueberries and strawberries. It’s of a 7 pointed star as far as I know. Yet, it also has red, white, and blue layers, too.

17. If you want to celebrate America’s birthday the healthy way, this star spangled fruit salad is for you.

Notice how the scheme is red, white, and blue. Because you can easily pull that off with fruits thanks to blueberries.

Notice how the scheme is red, white, and blue. Because you can easily pull that off with fruits thanks to blueberries.

18. Grace your patriotic 4th of July dessert platter with this fruit pie.

This is one of the many items I wanted to put in last year but couldn't. Yet, I'm sure it's a great star spangled addition to your platter. And is healthy, too.

This is one of the many items I wanted to put in last year but couldn’t. Yet, I’m sure it’s a great star spangled addition to your platter. And is healthy, too.

19. For a real patriotic kick, try some 4th of July fudge squares.

Well, these are tie dyed fudge squares. But they're red, white, and blue as well as all American just the same.

Well, these are tie dyed fudge squares. But they’re red, white, and blue as well as all American just the same.

20. For a star-spangled lunch or appetizer, these star sandwiches are just the thing.

However, they are best used with white bread since it goes well with the red, white, and blue scheme. These ones also have peanut butter and jelly in them, too.

However, they are best used with white bread since it goes well with the red, white, and blue scheme. These ones also have peanut butter and jelly in them, too.

21. For some Latin and colonial fare, this Betsy Ross dish gives you stripes with salsa.

Nevertheless, contrary to popular belief, Betsy Ross didn't design the first American flag. That story was made up by her grandchildren. But I think this treat is quite creative if you ask me.

Nevertheless, contrary to popular belief, Betsy Ross didn’t design the first American flag. That story was made up by her grandchildren. But I think this treat is quite creative if you ask me.

22. No star spangled treat platter is complete without some patriotic pretzels.

This set is red, white, and blue with stars on them. What more can you want. Stars may not be edible though.

This set is red, white, and blue with stars on them. What more can you want. Stars may not be edible though.

23. Show your love for America with these American flag heart cookies.

I'm sure these heart cookies are professionally made due to the star detail. But I'm sure they're a fine addition to any American 4th of July dessert platter.

I’m sure these heart cookies are professionally made due to the star detail. But I’m sure they’re a fine addition to any American 4th of July dessert platter.

24. A trifle like this has the best star spangled banner display on top.

And it doesn't hurt that the flag is made from strawberries and blue berries. I'm sure that helps tremendously. Another one I wanted to add last year but couldn't.

And it doesn’t hurt that the flag is made from strawberries and blue berries. I’m sure that helps tremendously. Another one I wanted to add last year but couldn’t.

25. There’s no fancier patriotic treat this 4th than these patriotic mini parfaits.

These look like small dessert firecrackers. But they're small parfaits with a patriotic punch.

These look like small dessert firecrackers. But they’re small parfaits with a patriotic punch.

26. Red and blue jello stars always go great with 4th of July dessert platters.

Sure they may only be in red and blue. But at least you can put one in another on a dish.

Sure they may only be in red and blue. But at least you can put one in another on a dish.

27. For large star tarts, white icing and fruit go hand in hand.

This one contains raspberries, strawberries, blueberries, and blackberries. Yet, it looks great just the same.

This one contains raspberries, strawberries, blueberries, and blackberries. Yet, it looks great just the same.

28. A sheet cake flag is always shows patriotic pride when you add some fruit.

Yes, I had one in my 4th of July treat post last year. But this one has raspberries and icing stars on it. So it's different.

Yes, I had one in my 4th of July treat post last year. But this one has raspberry stripes and icing stars on it. So it’s different.

29. For patriotic pancake breakfasts, add some red, white, and blue syrup.

Wonder how you can get that from a store. But it sure gives a syrupy firework burst if you ask me.

Wonder how you can get that from a store. But it sure gives a syrupy firework burst if you ask me.

30. These cake fireworks push pops certainly have a rocket’s red glare.

These have red and blue cake layers wit h icing as well as shooting star cookies on the top. I'm sure any American kid will like these.

These have red and blue cake layers wit h icing as well as shooting star cookies on the top. I’m sure any American kid will like these.

31. These macarons are made with 100% red, white, and blue glory.

Well, they have red and blue sandwiches with white icing. But they're probably just as sickeningly sweet as macarons are.

Well, they have red and blue sandwiches with white icing. But they’re probably just as sickeningly sweet as macarons are.

32. These jello sundaes are certainly a patriotic summer treat.

Well, these have small jello squares with icing or ice cream. Either way, like the yellow stars on them.

Well, these have small jello squares with icing or ice cream. Either way, like the yellow stars on them.

33. You can’t have a 4th of July party without these red, white, and blue Oreos.

Also great for Bastille Day if your French. However, not sure if French people would prefer the light blue though.

Also great for Bastille Day if your French. However, not sure if French people would prefer the light blue though.

34. A 4th of July bundt should be red, white, and blue through and through.

As you see from the slice cross section. Not like the flag one last year. But still has the same colors.

As you see from the slice cross section. Not like the flag one last year. But still has the same colors.

35. For easy firecracker treats, you might want to stick with marshmallows.

These use marshmallow for the white. And they're decorated with red and blue detail as desired.

These use marshmallow for the white. And they’re decorated with red and blue detail as desired.

36. No star spangled appetizer platter is complete without a patriotic fruit tray.

Even has some stars in the dip. Includes marshmallows,strawberries, and blueberries.

Even has some stars in the dip. Includes marshmallows,strawberries, and blueberries.

37. A 4th of July gingerbread house is always decorated in red, white, and blue candy.

And they say that the blue roof is quite minty. Yet, the window candies still have wrappers.

And they say that the blue roof is quite minty. Yet, the window candies still have wrappers.

38. For more refined patriotic treats, this cheescake tart is just the ticket.

And it seems like it came straight from a recipe book or magazine. Remember that the berries go on top by the way.

And it seems like it came straight from a recipe book or magazine. Remember that the berries go on top by the way.

39. For a more patriotic chocolaty taste, go with these star brownies.

These have a white drizzle with red, white, and blue drizzle. Also look quite delicious, at least to me.

These have a white drizzle with red, white, and blue drizzle. Also look quite delicious, at least to me.

40. Nothing makes a dessert star spangled banner better than some cookie stars.

Well, sugar cookie stars anyway. I'm sure these are professionally made or made by someone with too much time on their hands.

Well, sugar cookie stars anyway. I’m sure these are professionally made or made by someone with too much time on their hands.

41. For a great star spangled snack, try these patriotic pretzel sticks.

They have stars on top and stripes on the bottom. What more can you want?

They have stars on top and stripes on the bottom. What more can you want?

42. For summer fun and American pride, these cookies will make a great addition to any 4th of July dessert platter.

After all, the 4th of July is a summer holiday. And these were certainly made to reflect red, white, and blue glory, too.

After all, the 4th of July is a summer holiday. And these were certainly made to reflect red, white, and blue glory, too.

43. Cupcakes like these will make your American heart melt with pride.

It helps that some of these even have Captain America shields on them too. Probably professionally made though.

It helps that some of these even have Captain America shields on them too. Probably professionally made though.

44. Nothing evokes more patriotic pride than this red, white, and blue gingerbread house.

Yes, this is another 4th of July gingerbread house. But this one uses more candy and I couldn't pass it up.

Yes, this is another 4th of July gingerbread house. But this one uses more candy and I couldn’t pass it up.

45. No appetizer captures the spirit of America than red, white, and blue deviled eggs.

Sure I had deviled eggs on last year's post. But these are of a different configuration entirely. See for yourself.

Sure I had deviled eggs on last year’s post. But these are of a different configuration entirely. See for yourself.

46. For something unconventionally sweeter for your 4th of July party, these meringue cookies will do nicely.

However, they tend to resemble red, white, and blue garlic cloves to me. But that's beside the point.

However, they tend to resemble red, white, and blue garlic cloves to me. But that’s beside the point.

47. Sometimes a great flag sheet cake can be made with both fruit and icing.

Well, we kind of established that. But this takes it to a whole new level. Love the blue part the best.

Well, we kind of established that. But this takes it to a whole new level. Love the blue part the best.

48. For patriotic pizza lovers, this is a cheese fan’s delight.

Because it's a flag cheese pizza with mozzarella stick stripes and cheddar stars. And I'm sure it's quite tasty.

Because it’s a flag cheese pizza with mozzarella stick stripes and cheddar stars. And I’m sure it’s quite tasty.

49. For your dessert platter on 4th of July, these flag cookies will sure make a tasty addition.

Didn't have flag cookies in my 4th of July treat post from last year. But these are kind of cute.

Didn’t have flag cookies in my 4th of July treat post from last year. But these are kind of cute.

50. This sheet flag cake would make a wonderful star spangled dessert platter centerpiece.

Unlike some sheet cakes on this post, this one is all icing. And it has all the 50 stars, too. Definitely came from a bakery.

Unlike some sheet cakes on this post, this one is all icing. And it has all the 50 stars, too. Definitely came from a bakery.

51. As far as your guests are concerned, these 4th of July cookies will go off with a bang.

Sure they may be professionally made. But a lot of these tend to consist of fireworks and their sounds.

Sure they may be professionally made. But a lot of these tend to consist of fireworks and their sounds.

52. These red, white, and blue donuts are great for any patriotic 4th of July brunch.

Sure they may not be good for you. But they seem quite easy to decorate and someone will find them tasty.

Sure they may not be good for you. But they seem quite easy to decorate and someone will find them tasty.

53. For 4th of July candy, these chocolate bars always come with the flag.

Well, the flag is inside. These may be promoted as wedding favors. But I'm just putting them in for parties as well.

Well, the flag is inside. These may be promoted as wedding favors. But I’m just putting them in for parties as well.

54. This fruit pizza surely takes a great stars and stripes shape.

And it doesn't hurt that it resembles Captain America's shield. Consists of raspberries at stripes and blueberries at the center star.

And it doesn’t hurt that it resembles Captain America’s shield. Consists of raspberries at stripes and blueberries at the center star.

55. This Hershey’s firework cake is a chocolate and fruit lover’s delight.

I think this came from Hershey. But it sure has lovely decorations on it. Love the chocolate the best.

I think this came from Hershey. But it sure has lovely decorations on it. Love the chocolate the best.

56. 4th of July jello shots are always healthier with fruit in them.

But note that they may contain alcohol that's not legal for those 21 and under. Consult the host before you or your kids consume.

But note that they may contain alcohol that’s not legal for those 21 and under. Consult the host before you or your kids consume.

57. I’m sure there could be no more American cake with stars and stripes like this one.

Yes, this is an American flag star cake. And it has sections with stars and stripes. Looks pretty cool.

Yes, this is an American flag star cake. And it has sections with stars and stripes. Looks pretty cool.

58. These jello stars come with their own red, white and blue layers.

Yes, I had red, white, and blue jello stars on here before. But these are made much differently than the ones I showed previously. So they go on the post.

Yes, I had red, white, and blue jello stars on here before. But these are made much differently than the ones I showed previously. So they go on the post.

59. Nothing graces a 4th of July dessert platter than this fruit star cake at the center.

Yet, another 4th of July treat I wanted to put in last year's post but couldn't, Still, love the sparklers on it.

Yet, another 4th of July treat I wanted to put in last year’s post but couldn’t, Still, love the sparklers on it.

60. For July 4th, this star spangled sheet cake will certainly wow your American guests with pride.

Yes, I know I showed a sheet cake like this before. But this one is in a different shade of blue and its stripes go over the edge. Besides, I think it's better made.

Yes, I know I showed a sheet cake like this before. But this one is in a different shade of blue and its stripes go over the edge. Besides, I think it’s better made.

61. For your 4th of July BBQ, this hotdog tray will sure delight your guests.

This even comes with some star chips for good measure. What American couldn't love that?

This even comes with some star chips for good measure. What American couldn’t love that?

62. An American flag cake like this should have an Old Glory center.

With its exterior coated in chocolate icing and M&Ms. Not sure if the interior looks doable though.

With its exterior coated in chocolate icing and M&Ms. Not sure if the interior looks doable though.

63. These patriotic pancakes can be part of any star spangled breakfast.

Just be sure to add blueberries for the extra red, white, and blue touch. Not sure about the red pancakes though.

Just be sure to add blueberries for the extra red, white, and blue touch. Not sure about the red pancakes though.

64. Nothing makes a more American 4th of July than this American flag cake roll.

Wanted to put this one on last year's 4th of July treat post, too. But I do like the stripes and stars on this.

Wanted to put this one on last year’s 4th of July treat post, too. But I do like the stripes and stars on this.

65. Sometimes the best American flag cookies don’t come with icing at all.

Because these flag cookies use food coloring and are assembled before they're baked. Seem pretty easy to make at any rate.

Because these flag cookies use food coloring and are assembled before they’re baked. Seem pretty easy to make at any rate.

66. A fruit pizza cake like this is said to be berry patriotic.

Yes, I know I put one on my post last year. But this one has blackberries instead of blueberries though.

Yes, I know I put one on my post last year. But this one has blackberries instead of blueberries though.

67. Show your guests American pride with this 4th of July snack mix.

Well, it's called "Patriotic Snack Mix" at any rate. I'm sure it just takes Chex mix and adding things edible that are red, white, and blue.

Well, it’s called “Patriotic Snack Mix” at any rate. I’m sure it just takes Chex mix and adding things edible that are red, white, and blue.

68. For a quality 4th of July dessert platter, this blueberry pie has bright stars.

Sure it may not have the stripes. But I think any full blooded American would certainly like it.

Sure it may not have the stripes. But I think any full blooded American would certainly like it.

69. This American flag fruit pizza will have 4th of July party guests coming back for more.

Yet, another American flag fruit pizza. But this one has strawberries, blueberries, and banana. So it's much healthier than the other one I showed.

Yet, another American flag fruit pizza. But this one has strawberries, blueberries, and banana. So it’s much healthier than the other one I showed.

70. This American flag cake has stars and stripes all around.

It also has decorations to resemble fireworks. Definitely professionally made by the way.

It also has decorations to resemble fireworks. Definitely professionally made by the way.

71. Any American patriot is bound to enjoy this red, white, and blue chevron cookie cake.

And here it is in a pan. Red, white, and blue as well as covered in M&Ms.

And here it is in a pan. Red, white, and blue as well as covered in M&Ms.

72. These American flag cupcakes are full of patriotic goodness.

Yes, these are cupcakes of the stars and stripes itself. And I certainly couldn't do a better job decorating them then its bakery.

Yes, these are cupcakes of the stars and stripes itself. And I certainly couldn’t do a better job decorating them then the bakery responsible.

73. These flag cupcakes will make you want to wave Old Glory.

These also have blueberries and fruit roll ups for decorations. Quite clever if you ask me.

These also have blueberries and fruit roll ups for decorations. Quite clever if you ask me.

74. These pinwheel cupcakes are certainly a 4th of July dessert to behold.

And I'm positive these came straight out of a bakery. But I love the pinwheels on them.

And I’m positive these came straight out of a bakery. But I love the pinwheels on them.

75. These red, white, and blue fruit stars will be a real 4th of July delight.

After all, they're probably healthy and have an ingenious design. These are kind of neat to look at, too.

After all, they’re probably healthy and have an ingenious design. These are kind of neat to look at, too.

76. Cookies like these have quite star spangled stars.

Sure these star flag cookies are professionally made. But I like them just the same because of the lovely design.

Sure these star flag cookies are professionally made. But I like them just the same because of the lovely design.

77. There is a no better American treat for the 4th of July than American flag pretzel squares.

They may look easy because they require few ingredients. But they require a fine eye for detail though.

They may look easy because they require few ingredients. But they require a fine eye for detail though.

78. No 4th of July lunch can be complete without some patriotic pasta.

And yes, it includes red, white, and blue pasta with alfredo sauce. But I'm sure any patriotic child will love it.

And yes, it includes red, white, and blue pasta with alfredo sauce. But I’m sure any patriotic child will love it.

79. Nothing shows American patriotism than strawberries in the stars and stripes.

And here they are. Sure they may look easy. But they're probably a lot harder to decorate than they initially seem.

And here they are. Sure they may look easy. But they’re probably a lot harder to decorate than they initially seem.

80. Old Uncle Sam lends his hat to this cake.

And what an amazing cake it is. Like how it has 3 stars at the bottom.

And what an amazing cake it is. Like how it has 3 stars at the bottom.

Fiesta Worthy Cinco de Mayo Craft Projects

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While it’s contrary to popular belief in America, Cinco de Mayo isn’t Mexico’s independence day. That, mi amigo, is on Diez y Seis de Septembre. Rather it’s a holiday that’s observed to commemorate the Mexican Army’s unlikely victory against the French in on the 5th of May in 1862 called the Battle of Puebla. Note that at the time Mexico was taken over by France 6 months before that and it had previously been an independent nation since the early 1800s. This should be obvious to us Americans since Texas fought a war with them to gain independence from Mexico and that US fought a war with Mexico during the 1840s so it could take over some of its lands. So what the Mexicans were fighting for in 1862 was to regain their independence, this time from the French. Did the Battle of Puebla accomplish that? Well, in the short run. It wasn’t a strategic victory, just a symbolic one for the Mexican government which bolstered a resistance movement as well as establish a much needed national unity and patriotism. A year later, France would send 30,000 troops to defeat the Mexican Army, capture Mexico City, installed Maximilian I as “Emperor,” and occupied the country for 3 years from 1864-1867. Sure the Battle of Puebla was a significant battle since it was an unlikely victory by the Mexican Army who were against an enemy that was better equipped and outnumbered them 11,000 to 4,000. And the fact that no country in the Americas has been invaded by a European military force ever since.Yes, that’s quite impressive. But I don’t understand why Mexico would want to honor the Battle of Puebla with a holiday like Cinco de Mayo. It just makes no sense to me because you can say the same about some of the battles during the American Revolution and Americans don’t make holidays over the Battles of Trenton or Princeton. Besides, it’s said that the first Cinco de Mayo celebration wasn’t in Mexico at all, but by Mexican American miners in California in 1863. And it’s actually more of a significant holiday for Mexican Americans. In Mexico, Cinco de Mayo isn’t exactly a national holiday and its observance there is like how Americans observe Columbus Day. Sure public schools tend to be closed on May 5, nationwide in Mexico, but other than that, not much else except in Puebla and Veracruz. Nevertheless, since Cinco de Mayo is a significant holiday for Mexican Americans, then I probably should do a post on it. After all, Mexicans are the largest Latino group in the US, which makes Cinco de Mayo a major holiday in California and Texas. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasure trove of Cinco de Mayo craft projects.

  1. A decomesh fiesta wreath always shows where the party is.
I have to admit, this is a lovely fiesta wreath. Like the pinata in the center.

I have to admit, this is a lovely fiesta wreath. Like the pinata in the center.

2. This flower pot is well suited for cacti.

Well, the cacti and this flower pot give it a real Mexican feel. Love how it's painted.

Well, the cacti and this flower pot give it a real Mexican feel. Love how it’s painted.

3. Empty Corona bottles always make great Cinco de Mayo vases.

Well, the water in the bottles has food coloring in it to get the transparent color look. But the flowers are lovely.

Well, the water in the bottles has food coloring in it to get the transparent color look. But the flowers are lovely.

4. Sometimes a sombrero is too pretty to wear on a Cinco de Mayo fiesta.

This one is covered in flowers and is used as an outdoor decoration. Love the ribbons, too. So pretty.

This one is covered in flowers and is used as an outdoor decoration. Love the ribbons, too. So pretty.

5. You can make a fiesta floral wreath with some ribbons, bows, and tissue paper.

The tissue paper involved with this wreath is used for flowers. But it looks quite festive just the same.

The tissue paper involved with this wreath is used for flowers. But it looks quite festive just the same.

6. Those who wish to take pride in their Chicano heritage, you may use this decorative flower pot.

This is a painted flower pot in Mexican flag colors. Like the tissue paper flower on the top.

This is a painted flower pot in Mexican flag colors. Like the tissue paper flower on the top.

7. These decorative gourds will be a fine addition to any Cinco de Mayo party.

Okay, maybe it's not decorative gourd season. But these gourds certainly have Mexican inspired art on them. So it counts.

Okay, maybe it’s not decorative gourd season. But these gourds certainly have Mexican inspired art on them. So it counts.

8. For Cinco de Mayo, you can’t go wrong with a feathered sombrero wreath.

Well, these sombreros seem to be made from styrofoam. And those pinatas seem quite small. But I like it.

Well, these sombreros seem to be made from styrofoam. And those pinatas seem quite small. But I like it.

9. Make your Cinco de Mayo hot with this spicy chili pepper wreath.

According to Pinterest, this is said to come from Martha Stewart's website. Still, I hope those chili peppers are plastic because real chili peppers should only be used for cooking.

According to Pinterest, this is said to come from Martha Stewart’s website. Still, I hope those chili peppers are plastic because real chili peppers should only be used for cooking.

10. Don’t live where’s there’s cacti? How about use rocks instead?

I have to admit, painting rock cacti is pretty creative. I recommend this for Chicanos who might celebrate Cinco de Mayo in my neck of the woods.

I have to admit, painting rock cacti is pretty creative. I recommend this for Chicanos who might celebrate Cinco de Mayo in my neck of the woods.

11. For Cinco de Mayo, sometimes a multicolored ribbon wreath is all you need on your front door.

Well, that certainly looks festive. Love the bright colors and ribbons on this one.

Well, that certainly looks festive. Love the bright colors and ribbons on this one.

12. Who can ever celebrate Cinco de Mayo without these amigurumi?

Sure they may denote Mexican food stereotypes like chili peppers, tacos, margaritas, and that square bread thing. But these are adorable.

Sure they may denote Mexican food stereotypes like chili peppers, tacos, margaritas, and that square bread thing. But these are adorable.

13. In preparing for your Cinco de Mayo party, it sometimes helps if you use a ceiling hanging or two.

Not sure if it's a craft project or not. But if it is, it's probably made by someone with too much time on their hands. Still, it's quite lovely.

Not sure if it’s a craft project or not. But if it is, it’s probably made by someone with too much time on their hands. Still, it’s quite lovely.

14. Nothing makes your food look more festive on Cinco de Mayo than this Mexican dish.

You were probably thinking I was going to show food. But this is a Mexican inspired dish which has a lovely design on it.

You were probably thinking I was going to show food. But this is a Mexican inspired dish which has a lovely design on it.

15. A wreath like this on Cinco de Mayo always denotes a fiesta going on.

Because it says "fiesta" on the wreath. And it's decorated in bright colors, flowers, and ribbons.

Because it says “fiesta” on the wreath. And it’s decorated in bright colors, flowers, and ribbons.

16. You heard of tacos and pinatas? Well, here’s a taco pinata.

I'm sure you don't want to eat that. But I have to admit, it's pretty funny and charming.

I’m sure you don’t want to eat that. But I have to admit, it’s pretty funny and charming.

17. These fiesta birds would surely make a festive presence.

I think this might be a kid craft project of some sort. But I don't think these were made by kids though. The detail looks too intricate.

I think this might be a kid craft project of some sort. But I don’t think these were made by kids though. The detail looks too intricate.

18. For your Cinco de Mayo fiesta, these pinata candle holders would make fine centerpieces on any table.

Well, each one is decorated with flowers and pinatas. Quite festive and very creative if I say so myself.

Well, each one is decorated with flowers and pinatas. Quite festive and very creative if I say so myself.

19. Nothing shows you where the margaritas are than a wreath of small umbrellas.

Okay, I know some people use Cinco de Mayo as a way of wasting away again in Margaritaville. Still, this could also be used for luau parties.

Okay, I know some people use Cinco de Mayo as a way of wasting away again in Margaritaville. Still, this could also be used for luau parties.

20. For Cinco de Mayo a festive flower pot is great for orange flowers.

I like how this flower pot is painted. And it seems that the front has a Spanish word on it for mermaid.

I like how this flower pot is painted. And it seems that the front has a Spanish word on it for mermaid.

21. Nothing makes a better clock on Cinco de Mayo than one like this.

This one also has Spanish words on it. But I could tell it's Mexican inspired because it has a sugar skull at the 9.

This one also has Spanish words on it. But I could tell it’s Mexican inspired because it has a sugar skull at the 9.

22. On Cinco de Mayo, this chili pepper margarita glass is hot stuff.

However, if you drink too many margaritas on Cinco de Mayo, you might soon be searching for your lost shaker of salt. Well, that's what Jimmy Buffett says.

However, if you drink too many margaritas on Cinco de Mayo, you might soon be searching for your lost shaker of salt. Well, that’s what Jimmy Buffett says.

23. Bell peppers make great Cinco de Mayo candle holders.

And they come in 4 colors: orange, green, yellow, and red. Unfortunately, Dios didn't get around to creating a blue or purple one.

And they come in 4 colors: orange, green, yellow, and red. Unfortunately, Dios didn’t get around to creating a blue or purple one.

24. On Cinco de Mayo, kick back in these Mexican styled ottomans.

Yes, I know I'm putting these on for Cinco de Mayo. But I wouldn't recommend anyone to buy these to use for a once a year decoration. Furniture must be used year round.

Yes, I know I’m putting these on for Cinco de Mayo. But I wouldn’t recommend anyone to buy these to use for a once a year decoration. Furniture must be used year round.

25. Well, that’s a lovely fiesta floral centerpiece.

Well, I found this under Cinco de Mayo crafts on Pinterest. So it better be used for the holiday. Still, it's beautiful.

Well, I found this under Cinco de Mayo crafts on Pinterest. So it better be used for the holiday. Still, it’s beautiful.

26. Can’t get cacti? How about make some cacti sculptures?

Well, I think these might be made of clay. But you have to appreciate the work put into them. Like the small saguaro.

Well, I think these might be made of clay. But you have to appreciate the work put into them. Like the small saguaro.

27. Nothing makes a better fiesta table than a mosaic one like this.

Once again, furniture should be used year round. I'm just putting this one up because it looks Mexican inspired. And it's very pretty.

Once again, furniture should be used year round. I’m just putting this one up because it looks Mexican inspired. And it’s very pretty.

28. Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with a wreath like this on your front door.

This one is of the Mexican flag. I kind of wish it'd include an eagle with a snake in its mouth. But you can't have everything.

This one is of the Mexican flag. I kind of wish it’d include an eagle with a snake in its mouth. But you can’t have everything.

29. On Cinco de Mayo, you can’t go wrong with a cornhusk doll.

To be fair, cornhusk dolls were also prominent in the US. However, this one is dressed as a Mexican dancer.

To be fair, cornhusk dolls were also prominent in the US. However, this one is dressed as a Mexican dancer.

30. Pinatas can come in any size.

Sure you might not get much candy out of it if you break it. But it's adorable.

Sure you might not get much candy out of it if you break it. But it’s adorable.

31. How would you like a decomesh flower wreath like this at your gate?

This has to be a big wreath since gate entrances are usually wider. Nevertheless, it's lovely to behold.

This has to be a big wreath since gate entrances are usually wider. Nevertheless, it’s lovely to behold.

32. A glittery cactus will always stand out at any fiesta.

I'm sure these are fake cacti in the pot. But they sure do sparkle.

I’m sure these are fake cacti in the pot. But they sure do sparkle.

33. Celebrate your Cinco de Mayo with a lovely decomesh wreath like this at your front door.

Yes, it's another Cinco de Mayo wreath. I have quite a few of them on this post. But this one has thicker ribbons and a sombrero on top.

Yes, it’s another Cinco de Mayo wreath. I have quite a few of them on this post. But this one has thicker ribbons and a sombrero on top.

34. Got empty glass bottles? Have them say, “Ole!”

I have to admit this is funny. Like how bottles are dressed like banditos with their own mustaches and sombreros.

I have to admit this is funny. Like how bottles are dressed like banditos with their own mustaches and sombreros.

35. On Cinco de Mayo, sometimes 3 wreaths are better than one.

This is especially when they're strung together and look the same. Can't help but love this though.

This is especially when they’re strung together and look the same. Can’t help but love this though.

36. Now that you’ve hunted down a pinata, perhaps use its skin for interior decorating.

This is a pinata skin rug which I don't think is possible to do. Still, I think its hilarious.

This is a pinata skin rug which I don’t think is possible to do. Still, I think its hilarious.

37. Painted cacti always has to match with painted pots.

Yes, I know these are rocks painted as cacti. But at least these are in appropriate Mexican inspired painted flower pots.

Yes, I know these are rocks painted as cacti. But at least these are in appropriate Mexican inspired painted flower pots.

38. “Aaaah! There’s an invisible mariachi in my room!”

Didn't know the Invisible Man celebrated Cinco de Mayo considering that he's supposed to be British. Still, this is funny.

Didn’t know the Invisible Man celebrated Cinco de Mayo considering that he’s supposed to be British. Still, this is funny.

39. Never seen a chair as colorful as this.

Well, it may not be for Cinco de Mayo. But it's sure Mexican inspired. So it goes on.

Well, it may not be for Cinco de Mayo. But it’s sure Mexican inspired. So it goes on.

40. Grace your couch this Cinco de Mayo with this serape throw.

Yes, I know a serape is a blanket. But I don't know if this counts as one. Still, it does have a serape color scheme.

Yes, I know a serape is a blanket. But I don’t know if this counts as one. Still, it does have a serape color scheme.

41. Your Cinco de Mayo veggies should be served on this chili pepper dip tray.

Then again, it looks quite small. But its pepper motifs make this Tex-Mex appropriate for the occasion.

Then again, it looks quite small. But its pepper motifs make this Tex-Mex appropriate for the occasion.

42. Nothing makes a splash this Cinco de Mayo than this flower pot fountain.

Then again, it doesn't seem much like an active fountain. But it's sure intricately painted. Love it.

Then again, it doesn’t seem much like an active fountain. But it’s sure intricately painted. Love it.

43. Grace your home this Cinco de Mayo with these festive flower trees.

Well, these are small and are mostly decorated in tissue paper. But they sure look festive.

Well, these are small and are mostly decorated in tissue paper. But they sure look festive.

44. On Cinco de Mayo, this sacred heart mirror looks great in any room.

Well, this is supposed to be a Mexican rendition of the Sacred Heart of Jesus. Looks cool though, especially with the silver flames.

Well, this is supposed to be a Mexican rendition of the Sacred Heart of Jesus. Looks cool though, especially with the silver flames.

45. Don’t have a wreath? Use a sombrero.

Now that's a fancy sombrero. Wouldn't want to put it on my front door this time of year due to the weather.

Now that’s a fancy sombrero. Wouldn’t want to put it on my front door this time of year due to the weather.

46. My. this wreath sure looks festive.

Yes, this is a very festive wreath indeed. Not because it's in bright colors with "Fiesta" on it.

Yes, this is a very festive wreath indeed. Not because it’s in bright colors with “Fiesta” on it.

47. Nothing brings in the spirit of Cinco de Mayo like this purse.

Or is it a pillow or pillow cover. Either way, Etsy says it has a colorful Mexican design on it.

Or is it a pillow or pillow cover. Either way, Etsy says it has a colorful Mexican design on it.

48. Didn’t know there was such a thing as a gilded pinata.

Well, this is a pinata with some gold spray paint on it. Though nice, I kind of prefer the colorful ones better.

Well, this is a pinata with some gold spray paint on it. Though nice, I kind of prefer the colorful ones better.

49. Step right out this Cinco de Mayo in these shoes.

Sure they're more suited for Dios de los Muertos. But they're Mexican inspired so I'll put them in this post.

Sure they’re more suited for Dia de los Muertos. But they’re Mexican inspired so I’ll put them in this post.

50. A decomesh wreath like this ensures that there’s a fiesta around the corner.

Well, this sure puts you in the fiesta spirit. Like the flowers and pinata on this.

Well, this sure puts you in the fiesta spirit. Like the flowers and pinata on this.

51. Cacti always look quite festive in sugar skull pots.

Yes, I know sugar skulls are more or less associated with Day of the Dead. Still, they're a Mexican motif and are intricately done. So they go on.

Yes, I know sugar skulls are more or less associated with Day of the Dead. Still, they’re a Mexican motif and are intricately done. So they go on.

52. These papermache sugar skulls make quite colorful Cinco de Mayo decorations.

I'm sure these weren't made by kids. Because they seem so intricately done you'd think they were created from some repressed art major.

I’m sure these weren’t made by kids. Because they seem so intricately done you’d think they were created from some repressed art major.

53. For Cinco de Mayo, this skull bottle will go well on any mantle.

I'm sure you won't be drinking anything out of this one. Because this is just for decoration. But it's lovely.

I’m sure you won’t be drinking anything out of this one. Because this is just for decoration. But it’s lovely.

54. If you have some Mexican cans, perhaps plant cacti in them.

Not sure where I could get those. But I think the cacti should feel right at home.

Not sure where I could get those. But I think the cacti should feel right at home.

55. These sugar skulls are as soft as they’re colorful.

Because they're made of felt and cotton. Nevertheless, they're sure pretty.

Because they’re made of felt and cotton. Nevertheless, they’re sure pretty.

56. You can’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo without this statue of Our Lady of Guadelupe.

Well, Our Lady of Guadelupe is a significant Mexican cultural icon. Also, at least her day of observance makes more sense than Cinco de Mayo.

Well, Our Lady of Guadelupe is a significant Mexican cultural icon. Also, at least her day of observance makes more sense than Cinco de Mayo.

57. This Mexican cross must’ve been done with holy hands.

This one is in a Mexican mosaic style. Think this might've been an Etsy listing.

This one is in a Mexican mosaic style. Think this might’ve been an Etsy listing.

58. For hanging decorations, you have to go with tissue paper flowers.

I've seen these on Pinterest and Etsy. While, indeed festive, I'm not sure where I'd put one if I had one.

I’ve seen these on Pinterest and Etsy. While, indeed festive, I’m not sure where I’d put one if I had one.

59. Ever heard of a cucumber cactus?

I've seen a lot of these, too. A lot of them are just cucumbers in pots with toothpicks in them. At least these have flowers.

I’ve seen a lot of these, too. A lot of them are just cucumbers in pots with toothpicks in them. At least these have flowers.

60. Nothing makes a better Cinco de Mayo fiesta than having a sombrero wreath at your door.

Well, this one brings out a festive mood. Like how it's decorated with ribbons, a serape, and a guitar.

Well, this one brings out a festive mood. Like how it’s decorated with ribbons, a serape, and a guitar.

61. You can’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo without a pair of maracas.

These are covered with colored duct tape. Not sure how they sound.

These are covered with colored duct tape. Not sure how they sound.

62. On Cinco de Mayo, even the margarita glasses have to have their own sombreros.

I don't know about this one. On one hand, that might be going to far. But on the other hand, looks quite charming.

I don’t know about this one. On one hand, that might be going to far. But on the other hand, looks quite charming.

63. This sombrero makes a big impression on Cinco de Mayo.

This one has a pinata, a sun, and a sunflower as well as a few other things. In any case, makes a lovely door decoration.

This one has a pinata, a sun, and a sunflower as well as a few other things. In any case, makes a lovely door decoration.

64. These sugar skulls have dazzling eyes.

They're also made from felt and are soft as can be. Love the crazy eyes though.

They’re also made from felt and are soft as can be. Love the crazy eyes though.

65. This fiesta wreath is known to say, “Ole!”

It also has a pinata near the top. Like the flowers on this one, especially the pink one.

It also has a pinata near the top. Like the flowers on this one, especially the pink one.

66. This wreath shows where the tacos are.

Because it's a taco shell wreath. Still, taco shells are food so this decoration will only last temporarily.

Because it’s a taco shell wreath. Still, taco shells are food so this decoration will only last temporarily.

67. Inside this box, you’ll find the Sacred Heart.

Well, it's Mexican inspired and listed on Etsy. So it goes on this post. Still, you have to admire the craftsmanship.

Well, it’s Mexican inspired and listed on Etsy. So it goes on this post. Still, you have to admire the craftsmanship.

68. Now this is a Sacred Heart box anyone could love.

You'll find a Sacred Heart in a lot of Mexican art as far as I see. But this one is quite ornate.

You’ll find a Sacred Heart in a lot of Mexican art as far as I see. But this one is quite ornate.

69. Nothing makes a Cinco de Mayo wreath than a serape.

This one seems more simpler than the other wreaths. Maybe because it uses a serape, a guitar, and some floral decor.

This one seems more simpler than the other wreaths. Maybe because it uses a serape, a guitar, and some floral decor.

70. Remember the bigger the pinata, the bigger the impression.

I'm sure some people will be tempted to destroy this given there's a pinata in the center. But I'm positive the pinata has no candy inside.

I’m sure some people will be tempted to destroy this given there’s a pinata in the center. But I’m positive the pinata has no candy inside.

Fun with Easter Bonnets (Second Edition)

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Last year, I did a post on Easter bonnets which has received a great reception, even to this day. So I decided to do another Easter bonnet post for this Easter. While the one above might seem like a crazy Easter bonnet to some, keep in mind that this picture was taken at a time when such large hats were in style like the turn of the 19th century. But while Easter bonnets have been a long standing tradition, it’s only been recently that they’ve become the Easter equivalent to the Christmas sweater. And in some major cities like New York, it’s not unusual for people to parade the streets in their wildly outrageous Easter hats. And believe me, a lot of them are so big that make you wonder how they manage to deal with neck pain afterwards. Because those hats must be a lot of trouble to keep your head up. Nevertheless, a lot of these people who wear such hats usually make their own because they might find it fun. And as you see while a lot of these have Easter themes, some of them have a special creative spin. So for your Easter reading pleasure, here is another treasure trove of wacky and wonderful Easter bonnets.

  1. Some people eat chocolate eggs while others use them for decoration.
Man, that's a big waste of chocolate as far as I'm concerned. But at least the stuffed bunny is adorable.

Man, that’s a big waste of chocolate as far as I’m concerned. But at least the stuffed bunny is adorable.

2. Sometimes it helps to go simple and start small.

This one has a headband as well as a sparkly bunny and eggs. Still, love the bow.

This one has a headband as well as a sparkly bunny and eggs. Still, love the bow.

3. Well, this hat’s sure becoming a real bird’s nest.

Sure those are pom pom chicks. But they really seem to be making a mess in that rabbit hat.

Sure those are pom pom chicks. But they really seem to be making a mess in that rabbit hat.

4. Of course, it helps if your hat is surrounded by chicks.

Yes, the pom pom chicks are hanging from the hat. But at least they're there for the portrait.

Yes, the pom pom chicks are hanging from the hat. But at least they’re there for the portrait.

5. Seems like she’s wearing a bird’s nest this Easter.

Well, the look is intentionally anyway. But the birds and eggs seem to be of different colors.

Well, the look is intentionally anyway. But the birds and eggs seem to be of different colors.

6. How about some carrots on your porkpie?

This seems to be an easy Easter bonnet look as you see. Just add carrots to a porkpie hat and you're good to go.

This seems to be an easy Easter bonnet look as you see. Just add carrots to a porkpie hat and you’re good to go.

7. On a purple Easter bonnet, you can’t have too many lilies.

Nevertheless, I wish I could see the whole hat but part of it was cut from the photo. Sometimes you have to do with what you have.

Nevertheless, I wish I could see the whole hat but part of it was cut from the photo. Sometimes you have to do with what you have. Still, the dog also has a bonnet for you to see, too.

8. For an Easter bonnet, there’s no limit on shades of pink.

This one has a blue bird on the side and a glittery silver branch. Still, you can't help but love this one.

This one has a blue bird on the side and a glittery silver branch. Still, you can’t help but love this one.

9. This bee has been buzzing around this little girl’s bonnet for quite some time.

Then again, the effect is intentional. Nevertheless, it's so cute.

Then again, the effect is intentional. Nevertheless, it’s so cute.

10. On Easter, one can never carry too many plushies around.

Man, this guy has a whole hat of plushies that seems rather heavy. And he's wearing a necklace of stuffed bunnies to boot.

Man, this guy has a whole hat of plushies that seems rather heavy. And wearing a necklace of stuffed bunnies to boot.

11. No Easter parade would be complete without this egg.

Well, egg Easter bonnet anyway. Still, not sure how someone should wear this thing.

Well, egg Easter bonnet anyway. Still, not sure how someone should wear this thing.

12. It’s not an Easter bonnet without the rabbit ears.

Then again, the tradition of outrageous Easter bonnets might predate the ugly Christmas sweater. This one certainly comes from the 1950s.

Then again, the tradition of outrageous Easter bonnets might predate the ugly Christmas sweater. This one certainly comes from the 1950s or earlier.

13. Seems like she’s topped off with a rather bespectacled chick.

Because the chick in question has a pair of pipe cleaner glasses. Still, that's cute.

Because the chick in question has a pair of pipe cleaner glasses. Still, that’s cute.

14. On any Easter bonnet, one can never have too many flowers.

This one seems to have Easter flowers all over the hat. And even the chickies are wearing straw hats of their own.

This one seems to have Easter flowers all over the hat. And even the chickies are wearing straw hats of their own.

15. Sometimes a small Easter basket will do.

Well, I guess that one didn't take very long to make. Not sure if this woman is wearing it right though.

Well, I guess that one didn’t take very long to make. Not sure if this woman is wearing it right though.

16. Sometimes it helps to go a little low key now and then.

This one is just a green turban with red flowers. Seems doable but might be harder than it looks.

This one is just a green turban with red flowers. Seems doable but might be harder than it looks.

17. How about top your Easter bonnet with some Angry Birds?

As I'm aware, Angry Birds seems to be a popular motif for Easter bonnets. This is especially pertaining to boys.

As I’m aware, Angry Birds seems to be a popular motif for Easter bonnets. This is especially pertaining to boys.

18. It’s said that a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the nest.

And it seems her hat contains a couple of blue birds in a nest. Of course, I'm not sure how easy these birds are to find.

And it seems her hat contains a couple of blue birds in a nest. Of course, I’m not sure how easy these birds are to find.

19. A nest hat always needs to go with the right chick.

Not sure if the chick is a little big for the nest. But at any rate, the ribbon is a good match.

Not sure if the chick is a little big for the nest. But at any rate, the ribbon is a good match.

20. You can always get creative with spring colors for Easter.

This one seems to have pom poms, eggs, and flowers of almost every color imaginable. Wonder how long it took to make that.

This one seems to have pom poms, eggs, and flowers of almost every color imaginable. Wonder how long it took to make that.

21. For any Easter parade, this pink top hat is just the ticket.

This one has a pink bunny and feather as well as all kinds of Easter decor. Not sure if I'd want to wear it though.

This one has a pink bunny and feather as well as all kinds of Easter decor. Not sure if I’d want to wear it though.

22. What’s with the nest on top of this hatching egg?

I mean this one has a nest of chicks on top of a hatching egg. How crazy is that? Yeah, that's freaky.

I mean this one has a nest of chicks on top of a hatching egg. How crazy is that? Yeah, that’s freaky.

23. On any Easter bonnet, you can’t go wrong with so many eggs.

As long as the eggs are fake. Even hard boiled ones have the potential to make a mess. Still, love the flying chicks on this.

As long as the eggs are fake. Even hard boiled ones have the potential to make a mess. Still, love the flying chicks on this.

24. An Easter bonnet with large flowers is bound to stand out.

Seems like this girl has a basket on her head for some reason. Not sure she really does though.

Seems like this girl has a basket on her head for some reason. Not sure she really does though.

25. You never know what you can do with a green top hat.

This one seems to be all chicked out as far as I'm concerned. Also has a lot spring stuff, too.

This one seems to be all chicked out as far as I’m concerned. Also has a lot spring stuff, too.

26. Remember Easter flowers always go on top for parades.

And it seems this one has a large bouquet of them. Not sure how many are in there. But I know they're all fake.

And it seems this one has a large bouquet of them. Not sure how many are in there. But I know they’re all fake.

27. Not sure of what to make about the duckling on her head.

Still, I hope it's not taxidermy because that would be creepy. But you may never know from this old photo.

Still, I hope it’s not taxidermy because that would be creepy. But you may never know from this old photo.

28. This boy is a proud member of the Blue Egg and Rabbit tribe.

Okay, this is a boy in his Easter bonnet. Nevertheless, he'd probably be less embarrassed in one that's styled like an Indian headdress.

Okay, this is a boy in his Easter bonnet. Nevertheless, he’d probably be less embarrassed in one that’s styled like an Indian headdress.

29. For small children, you can’t go wrong with crocheted bunny ears.

Sure it might not be an outrageous Easter bonnet. But it's pretty adorable to say the least.

Sure it might not be an outrageous Easter bonnet. But it’s pretty adorable to say the least.

30. A blue bunny always makes a great Easter bonnet.

Yes, I know that bunnies aren't normally blue. But this one is so adorable that you'd want to hug it.

Yes, I know that bunnies aren’t normally blue. But this one is so adorable that you’d want to hug it.

31. For tall Easter bonnet, there is no limit on flowers.

This one is covered with almost every flower you can think of. And it has little bunnies and chicks on the brim. Wonder how this woman holds up her head.

This one is covered with almost every flower you can think of. And it has little bunnies and chicks on the brim. Wonder how this woman holds up her head.

32. Who says men can’t rock out with flowers?

Sure a guy can like flowers if he desires to. Still, like the bird on his head.

Sure a guy can like flowers if he desires to. Still, like the bird on his head.

33. Why stop with an Easter egg when you can have an Easter tree?

This is a massive hat. Wonder how this person is coping with neck strain. But it's certainly elaborate by any means.

This is a massive hat. Wonder how this person is coping with neck strain. But it’s certainly elaborate by any means.

34. For the Easter parade, it won’t hurt to recognize the Monarch Butterfly.

Monarch butterflies aren't among the most beautiful. But they're a very common sight in the spring. They're best known for their summer/autumn migration to the South in the Eastern US.

Monarch butterflies aren’t among the most beautiful. But they’re a very common sight in the spring. They’re best known for their summer/autumn migration to the South in the Eastern US.

35. For Easter, you can never have too many bunnies in your bonnet.

I don't know about you, but she looks as if she's wearing a wide brimmed beekeeper hat of some sort. Not sure why.

I don’t know about you, but she looks as if she’s wearing a wide brimmed beekeeper hat of some sort. Not sure why.

36. Of course, you can always go with a conical option.

This white one has a pink ribbon in which pom pom chicks slide. Simply adorable.

This white one has a pink ribbon in which pom pom chicks slide. Simply adorable.

37. If you’re not a fan of chicks, may I suggest a swan hat?

Sure paper mache and white feathers may not make a graceful swan. But I find this hat strangely charming.

Sure paper mache and white feathers may not make a graceful swan. But I find this hat strangely charming.

38. If you like Frozen, may I suggest a bonnet of Olaf in the pool.

Olaf may be dreaming of summer despite the fact that he's a snowman. This means he'd simply perish in temperatures above 40 degrees Fahrenheit.

Olaf may be dreaming of summer despite the fact that he’s a snowman. This means he’d simply perish in temperatures above 40 degrees Fahrenheit.

39. A small nest hat is bound to have some eggs.

Not sure birds normally lay that many eggs at one time. But at least this bonnet is a rather simple and small design.

Not sure birds normally lay that many eggs at one time. But at least this bonnet is a rather simple and small design.

40. Is that hat upside down?

Sure looks like it. Nevertheless, it sure matches her outfit perfectly.

Sure looks like it. Nevertheless, it sure matches her outfit perfectly.

41. For spring flowers, it doesn’t hurt to go all out on Easter.

This woman was in my Easter bonnet post last year. Must have bonnets like that every year as far as I'm concerned. Still, couldn't do another post like this without her.

This woman was in my Easter bonnet post last year. Must have bonnets like that every year as far as I’m concerned. Still, couldn’t do another post like this without her.

42. Seems like this magic hat had more than just a bunny in it.

I have to admit this is a pretty clever idea. Like the bunny with a magic wand.

I have to admit this is a pretty clever idea. Like the bunny with a magic wand.

43. For Easter, you can’t go wrong with a rainbow chick bonnet.

I know this was created by a child. But it does look quite adorable. Like the chick's hat, too.

I know this was created by a child. But it does look quite adorable. Like the chick’s hat, too.

44. Seems like this bunny is crawling into its hole.

According to Pinterest, this is supposed to be a boy's Easter bonnet idea. And it includes insects to boot.

According to Pinterest, this is supposed to be a boy’s Easter bonnet idea. And it includes insects to boot.

45. Those who aren’t into bunnies and chicks might want their Easter bonnet to be a giant gumball machine.

Of course, there are plastic Easter eggs in them for a little Easter touch. But it's a rather unusual concept.

Of course, there are plastic Easter eggs in them for a little Easter touch. But it’s a rather unusual concept.

46. All this hat contains is a row of carrots.

Now that's bound to attract critters. Still, it's a pretty clever idea that doesn't seem to take a lot of time. Well, if you buy your carrots at a store.

Now that’s bound to attract critters. Still, it’s a pretty clever idea that doesn’t seem to take a lot of time. Well, if you buy your carrots at a store.

47. This Easter, any boy is sure to love an Easter bonnet of the Caped Crusader.

Not sure if Batman would be fit for Easter because he's not known for being a cheery person. Not sure about an Easter bonnet of Robin though.

Not sure if Batman would be fit for Easter because he’s not known for being a cheery person. Not sure about an Easter bonnet of Robin though.

48. These Angry Birds are just settling in their nest.

I told you that Angry Birds is a popular idea for Easter bonnets. Nevertheless, this is another interesting hat.

I told you that Angry Birds is a popular idea for Easter bonnets. Nevertheless, this is another interesting hat.

49. This Easter, how about decorate a straw hat with peeps?

Because these sugary marshmallows are incredibly disgusting to eat. But they're great for decorating.

Because these sugary marshmallows are incredibly disgusting to eat. But they’re great for decorating.

50. Nothing makes an Easter bonnet better than it being decorated with purple flowers.

Well, at least it matches her outfit. And it's not among the most outrageous Easter bonnets I've seen lately.

Well, at least it matches her outfit. And it’s not among the most outrageous Easter bonnets I’ve seen lately.

51. Not even 10 years old and this boy has become a real pothead.

By that, I mean he has a large flower pot on his head. Pretty soon he might end up being a real basket case.

By that, I mean he has a large flower pot on his head. Pretty soon he might end up being a real basket case.

52. A caged chick always makes a great Easter bonnet.

Never seen that before. Nevertheless, this is a rather cute and clever idea if you ask me.

Never seen that before. Nevertheless, this is a rather cute and clever idea if you ask me.

53. Now this is the kind of hat to crow at the crack of dawn.

Yes, that's a little rooster hat for a small child. And I'm sure this little girl would fit in with an Easter parade perfectly.

Yes, that’s a little rooster hat for a small child. And I’m sure this little girl would fit in with an Easter parade perfectly.

54. Make sure the flowers in your hat are sticking up.

Yes, I know these flowers are fake and make the hat seem ridiculous. But they sure are pretty.

Yes, I know these flowers are fake and make the hat seem ridiculous. But they sure are pretty.

55. Make sure your peeps are all in a row of their colors.

Seems like there are no limits on peep decorating ideas. Still, you can't help but like this one.

Seems like there are no limits on peep decorating ideas. Still, you can’t help but like this one.

56. Pom pom bunnies are always hard to resist.

Kind of wish these pom pom bunnies had pink little noses. But then again, to each his own.

Kind of wish these pom pom bunnies had pink little noses. But then again, to each his own.

57. If you love the minions from Despicable Me, this is the Easter bonnet for you.

Sure this is a little kid hat. But you have to agree with me. The minions are adorable.

Sure this is a little kid hat. But you have to agree with me. The minions are adorable.

58. How about put some flowers under the brim?

Yes, this is a pretty outrageous Easter bonnet, all right. But it sure has the spring spirit.

Yes, this is a pretty outrageous Easter bonnet, all right. But it sure has the spring spirit.

59. For a lovely Easter bonnet, it helps to go blue.

Yes, that's that same woman with her outrageous Easter bonnets. That must be a thing with her since she probably has too much time on her hands.

Yes, that’s that same woman with her outrageous Easter bonnets. That must be a thing with her since she probably has too much time on her hands.

60. An Easter bonnet of pink feathers is bound to draw a lot of attention.

Seems to resemble something that's straight out of Las Vegas. Wonder what their Easter parade is like. Or do I even want to know?

Seems to resemble something that’s straight out of Las Vegas. Wonder what their Easter parade is like. Or do I even want to know?

61. A top hat is always a manly Easter accessory.

Particularly a green one with tons of flowers and a nest. Guy must have a great sense of humor.

Particularly a green one with tons of flowers and a nest. Guy must have a great sense of humor.

62. For big hats, go with big flowers.

At least this one has a lot of flowers that would be blooming this time of year like crocuses, violets, daffodils, and tulips. But still, it's a crazy hat.

At least this one has a lot of flowers that would be blooming this time of year like crocuses, violets, daffodils, and tulips. But still, it’s a crazy hat.

63. Seems like this guy really likes New York.

Or is really not into the bunnies and chicks bit of Easter. So he decided to go with a New York Easter bonnet instead.

Or is really not into the bunnies and chicks bit of Easter. So he decided to go with a New York Easter bonnet instead.

64. Sure you can go cowboy chick on Easter.

Yes, this is a cowboy chick Easter bonnet. And yes, it's rather adorable and Easter appropriate.

Yes, this is a cowboy chick Easter bonnet. And yes, it’s rather adorable and Easter appropriate.

65. When it comes to Easter bonnets, you can’t go wrong with lamb.

I know that sheep aren't as popular Easter motifs as bunnies or chicks. But you have to admit, this is pretty cute.

I know that sheep aren’t as popular Easter motifs as bunnies or chicks. But you have to admit, this is pretty cute.

66. This Easter, how about decorating your basket with eggs and flowers?

Wish I could see this woman's whole hat. Particularly what's above the basket.

Wish I could see this woman’s whole hat. Particularly what’s above the basket.

67. If you just want the bare branches, may I suggest go with some twigs?

This is known as a stick crown. Great Easter bonnet idea for boys who are into Lord of the Rings.

This is known as a stick crown. Great Easter bonnet idea for boys who are into Lord of the Rings.

68. For this Easter, this guy would prefer a farm and castle.

Man, that guy seems to have a whole landscape on his head. But at least it has a rabbit to show it's for Easter.

Man, that guy seems to have a whole landscape on his head. But at least it has a rabbit to show it’s for Easter.

69. For some, one parasol of flowers just won’t cut it.

Okay, with an Easter bonnet like that, I'd be scared to go near this person. That almost seems like it could poke somebody's eye out.

Okay, with an Easter bonnet like that, I’d be scared to go near this person. That almost seems like it could poke somebody’s eye out.

70. This Easter bonnet is a tribute to a work known as “The Gates.”

It was one of those abstract art things from years ago in New York City. Don't ask me to explain any further.

It was one of those abstract art things from years ago in New York City. Don’t ask me to explain any further.

71. All this guy needs on his Easter bonnet are a chick and some egg cartons.

He also has some plastic Easter eggs for good measure. And he knows how to accessorize.

He also has some plastic Easter eggs for good measure. And he knows how to accessorize.

72. This Easter, everyone is bound to need a hand.

Okay, that's probably the most disturbing Easter bonnet I've ever seen. No, disembodied hands aren't appropriate for Easter parades. Seriously, why?

Okay, that’s probably the most disturbing Easter bonnet I’ve ever seen. No, disembodied hands aren’t appropriate for Easter parades. Seriously, why?

73. Seems like somebody has their head in a flowery cage.

This is also pretty disturbing in its own way. But not to the extent as the hand one. Love the flowers though.

This is also pretty disturbing in its own way. But not to the extent as the hand one. Love the flowers though.

74. Looks like these critters are hopping aboard their own ocean liner.

Yes, I know the boat kind of resembles the Titanic. But so did a lot of large ships when the Titanic was around.

Yes, I know the boat kind of resembles the Titanic. But so did a lot of large ships when the Titanic was around.

75. Sometimes you have to go with the big brims.

And yes, these women are wearing big brims during the Easter parade. Can also double as Kentucky Derby hats.

And yes, these women are wearing big brims during the Easter parade. Can also double as Kentucky Derby hats.

76. When it comes to Easter bonnets, it sometimes helps if you have an unconventional hair color.

And I'm sure pink will do nicely. Then again, I'm sure this is a wig. At least I hope it is.

And I’m sure pink will do nicely. Then again, I’m sure this is a wig. At least I hope it is.

77. To avoid damage, it occasionally helps if you wrap flowers in plastic.

Still, her hat seems incredibly big that you wonder how she could wear it like that. Love the flowers though.

Still, her hat seems incredibly big that you wonder how she could wear it like that. Love the flowers though.

78. So I guess it’s Easter in New York City.

Guess there's an Easter bonnet so people will remember that. Also has flowers for good measure.

Guess there’s an Easter bonnet so people will remember that. Also has flowers for good measure.

79. Guess somebody wants to make a flowery entrance.

Yes, I know that it might seem a little too much. But it's fairly over the top enough to put on this post.

Yes, I know that it might seem a little too much. But it’s fairly over the top enough to put on this post.

80. Nothing makes a better Easter bonnet than one full of puff balls.

To me this either resembles a clown afro or her coiffe being taken over by rainbow tribbles. I'm not sure which is which.

To me this either resembles a clown afro or her coiffe being taken over by rainbow tribbles. I’m not sure which is which.