Don’t worry, you’re good. But if you go like a race car driver, they will mark you down and give you a ticket.

They’re just hanging around in their suits. A couple even read the paper.

Though don’t see the Mike Myers adaptation. Still, this is a fair rendition for a scarecrow festival. Sure will make Dr. Seuss proud.

You can see this crow’s made out of trash bags. And yes, I think it could scare off any critters. Since it’s a giant freaking bird.

Sure, he might kill a bunch of misbehaving teenagers on a dark night. But he likes hanging out with the birds.

Well, they’re supposed to be fishing. Still, like their boat name Crow-2.

Since they’re homeless and their car’s been repossessed. Still, these are delightful.

I’ve put a Harry Potter scarecrow before. Yet, this one at least gives him darker hair.

Wizard of Oz seems to be a common motif in scarecrow festivals. Maybe it’s the Scarecrow. This display includes the Wicked Witch of the West though.

Yet, he somehow decided to shave before getting atop of his high horse. Still, please don’t mention anything about Cheeto Fascist.

Since she’s Mary Poppins, y’all. And I don’t mean Yondo from Guardians of the Galaxy either.

Since he’s a curious little monkey who shouldn’t be kept as a pet. No wonder he starts a lot of trouble.

She always loves to water her plants. Yet, fall is when these flowers usually wither and die.

Though raking is always a chore. But that doesn’t stop him from being excited about it.

After all, he wears his raincoat and galoshes. So he’s all set for the fishing boat.

Here he stands on a podium to spew some disparaging remarks about protestors, minorities, the news media, the law enforcement agencies investigating him, political enemies, and immigrants. The Cheeto-Fascist wreaks devastation onto America he certainly won’t make great again. Because he’s a sociopath.

Funny how they use an old vacuum cleaner as R2-D2. Though I think he’s supposed to be bigger. Like enough for a dwarf to fit inside him.

Here she stands with her butterfly mask. Wait, I don’t remember her wearing such a thing.

Yes, that’s supposed to be Ariel from The Little Mermaid. Her fish tail’s made from a formal dress and a cardboard fin.

He wears a Hawaiian shirt under his coveralls. The palm tree’s even made from an air pipe and party leaves.

Like boarding over a box of apples like this guy. Yeah, you’ve probably never heard of it before.

Well, it’s covered in burlap. But the straw’s inside. Still, better not throw a bone at it.

He’s between corn and sunflowers. Has nothing to do with the restaurant, however.

Yes, they have crazy cat lady scarecrows, too. The cats seem to be plush though.

You wonder why none of them end up dropping. Oh, wait, they’re made of felt and glued onto cardboard.

Well, I have put up a Waldo scarecrow before. Yet, this one comes with a walking stick and solar powered binoculars.

He’s a frog prince who will find your ball if you drop it in a well. So if you kiss or have sex with him, he’ll turn human again.

He knows how to connect the circuits. Though if he gets an electric shock, he burns.

Yes, it’s another rendition of American Gothic. Yet, these two don’t have pumpkin heads. There’s also a cow.

The three mariachis wear Dia de los Muertos masks. The waiter presents a bottle of tequila.

Yes, this crow is huge and scary. So it’ll naturally make a great Halloween decoration.

This scarecrow rides on a bike. Though I’m not sure if he’s Tour de France material.

He’s made from flower pots. Here he tills the land for planting.

She’s from the Tim Burton version of Alice in Wonderland. And yes, she’s quite a force to be reckoned with. Off with their heads!

He stands next to an American flag wreath. But remember, he’s carrying a pair of handcuffs on him.

He’s supposed to be Albert Einstein. You see, scarecrows have brains after all.

He’s actually Sully from Monsters Inc. Sure he scares children. But outside his work, he’s sweet guy. Just ask Boo.

Some Game of Thrones fans must have too much time on their hands. Still, that’s excellent work on this scarecrow.

He’s Scottish since he’s wearing a kilt. And yes, he’s a World War I veteran.

These two are made from haybales and shoes. And I’m not telling you what “mashed” means in potato talk. Since it’s not something you’d want your kids to know about.

This family is from Japan. Like the kids’ little outfits. So cute.

That purple dress seems a bit too formal for a garden. Also, that’s not how you hold a baby.

She’s taking a bath in the tub. He’s on the toilet. No conception of privacy whatsoever.

She’s supposed to be a scarecrow version of Marilyn Monroe. As you can see from the dress and hair.

This is David Crowie during his Ziggy Scaredust years. Even has his pumpkin head painted.

At least he makes a handy flotation device. Still, the sailors built this guy. Yet, he kind of creeps me out.

It’s a bicycle built for 2 with a baby seat. Yet, no one’s wearing a helmet.

This one has Hulk hands. But he’s certainly not smashing any windows. Or anything else.

He’s got his paint stuff on his chair along with a couple of sunflowers. Too bad he died at 37.

He even wears some pirate stuff on him. Though he’s more likely carrying a bottle of rum than a telescope.

Wait until she finds him in bed dressed as her grandmother. Yeah, that’s going to be really disturbing.

Yes, she’s a scarecrow in Japan. But I love her purple kimono.

This scarecrow’s dressed as a maid. Though I don’t think the tights go with that outfit.

Here Meyrl lounges with a tabloid magazine in her beach chair. Though she seems awfully bundled up. Then again, she might be in New England.

And if you don’t stop cutting down Truffula Trees, the whole ecosystem will go to shit. Too bad the Oncler didn’t listen.

He’s even posing with carrots. Guess they’re from Mr. MacGregor’s garden.

This one has Santa traveling by bike. Wonder who he’s talking to.

Here you have her with a bunch of severed heads. I’d stay out of this field if I were you.

Yes, this is a scarecrow take off of Dirty Dancing. And it’s brilliant. Like how the girl has a skull head.

Since she’s just run into a freaking telephone pole. Though who knows whether she was under the influence of some potion.

Here they stand at the fence with their angry eyes. Is that deer real or not?

That’s Raggedy Ann and Andy. And yes, they dress in similar outfits. So cute.

Kind of remind me of Lord of the Rings characters. Well, one reminds me of Galadriel.

Didn’t know you can push someone into the washing machine. Still, you have to admire his cleanliness.

Seems like it’s for a musician. Then again, the horses look pretty dead, too.

This is from Japan. And yes, the bus stop seems rather large for some reason.

It’s made from a pipe. But he’s supposed to be some Swiss guy in the Alps.

He’s the tree guy from Guardians of the Galaxy. Yes, he’s a beast. But as a baby, he’s so adorable, especially when he dances.

Since it’s made from a bunch of CDs. Love how they shine.

They even have bottles and cans lying around. Even funnier that the kids are looking at her through the window.

These scarecrows are The Village People. And yes, they’re doing the “YMCA.”

She’s got pink hair and wears a pink dress. And she loves pink flowers.

He wears a plaid shirt and jeans. She wears a short dress. So lovely together.

The groom is radiant. But the bride stuns in that lovely white dress.

She always loves the pink ones. Since they go well with her cardigan.

This is a scarecrow of Alice in Wonderland. Includes the White Rabbit and the Cheshire Cat.

He’s got something in his pot. Not to mention some bread in his arms.

But she’s got a thing for gardening. While her head’s sprouting with leaves.

Since the Lilliputans have tied him with ropes. For they see him as a sleeping giant.

Well, she’s got all kinds of bottles and packs on her. Feel free to take your pick.

Indeed, she has red hair. Yet, she could be a witch for all you know.

Each lady has a bouquet of flowers on her lap. Also, love their hats.

Well, he has a bucket for a head. But his trunk mostly consists of a trash can. While his limbs are air pipes.

The only clothing she has is a shawl full of holes. Yet, you have to like her straw dress and hat.

This one has a crow head. While crows are normally sharp, this one doesn’t have a lot of fashion sense.

He’s made out of straw in a chef’s outfit. Yet, you won’t find him in any restaurant kitchen.

These are Harry Potter and Hagrid. Yet, the Hagrid one kind of gives the creeps. Since he comes off as a frightening cult leader.

She has a rather loud coat draping her outfit. Yet, I love her hat the best.

She’s wearing a flower skirt with a flower sash and scarf. She even has flower eyes.

Okay, her skirt is a trash can and chicken wire. Yet, her head is a real can.

Just a scarecrow with a guitar. You’d almost think he’s actually singing.

Seems more tin man than the Tin Man. And you don’t even need oil for him either. Though he’s prone to rust.

Seems like she’s knitting a scarf. Yet, please don’t watch. Since it just seems weird.

She wears a tam, kilt, boots, and a sweater. So she can tend in all kinds of weather.

He’s just sitting down with a hoe across his lap. Not sure what he’ll use it for.

She even carries her own security blanket. Though I’m sure this is made out of old clothes for small children.

She’s supposed to be a schoolgirl. Even has her own desk. So cute.

And who’s popping out from the treasure chest? However, remember that real pirates don’t have buried treasure since they didn’t expect to live very long.

Well, she’s made from an ironing board with a pot head. And she’s holding a pot of flowers.

She has pink flowers on her hat while wearing a white dress with pink prints. I guess the hair is made of straw.

She holds a basket of flowers and stands next to a flower wagon. Love her hat.

This guy’s has a potted plant for a head. Still, that suit is snazzy.

Yes, that horse is made out of straw, too. And the guy has a jack-o-lantern had.

Interesting, his head is an old TV. And he has a bunny in hand.

Here they are in their cartoon glory. Popeye even has a can of spinach.

Kind of reminds me of Woody from Toy Story for some reason. By the way, the gray cloth things are either guns or hands.

He’s supposed to be an undead hockey player. Though he will only skate when hell freezes over.

They’re bear scarecrows in suits. Love their hats. So adorable.

Yet, Peter Pan is a really creepy story. Yet, this is a good likeness.

He’s dressed in white with Easter eggs in front of him. But you have to love his sunflower mane.

Well, a giant scarecrow will certainly scare the birds away. Despite that he seems kind of friendly if you ask me.

Yes, that’s an angry pumpkin-headed Donald Trump screaming over not getting his way, again. Complete with tiny doll hands. This is perfect.

She has her halo and wings. While she demonstrates her hospitality through a fan.

You’d think they’d have a scarecrow Renaissance Festival with this guy. Yet, he’s not wearing a helmet.

This is a Humpty Dumpty scarecrow. But when he falls, you can’t put him back together again.

He’s made out of hay. Has bales for a head and body. Square bales for arms.

Well, she’s made out of wood planks. But she carries a fork and birdhouse just the same.

And here she’s on the side of the road with yellow flowers in her hands. Still, she’s so lovely.

And he’s using am manual saw. Mostly because you wouldn’t use a chainsaw in a scarecrow display.

Wonder if that’s an old wedding dress. Wouldn’t be surprise. But her head is a pumpkin.

On second thought, he’s kind of creepy. Wonder if he can give Pennywise a run for his money.

Well, the seaside seems hardly picturesque. But the bride is exquisitely stunning.

She stands with high boots and shorts. While smiling as her long blond hair drapes onto her shoulders.

The three are under an umbrella. Wonder if those are actually prom dresses.

Well, almost all plastic. But everything about him is recycled for sure.

Fittingly enough these dentist scarecrows are in front of a dentist office. Guess they want to drum up business.

Her skirt is even embroidered with flowers and butterflies. She also wears a hat of leaves.

This one has a flower pot body with straw at the edges. Love the straw headdress.

She’s supposed to be Ariel from The Little Mermaid. Or at least inspired by her. Yet, her hair has seashells while her fish tail is covered with CD scales.

This is a scarecrow display of Peanuts. Yet, Charlie Brown wears a prize ribbon. Must’ve impressed the judges enough.

Here she holds them high though the plants are dying. Still, she rocks that straw hat.

Well, a green rake with autumn leaves. But he’s adorable just the same with his sunflower eyes.

This is from Disneyland in California, by the way. And yes, he plays for the Scarecrows.

Not sure how he’s doing. But at least he’s not golfing at a Trump property.

Had to put a Darth Vade scarecrow at some point. The cape is made out of a trash bag, by the way.

Since he mainly consists of a mattress frame. I’m sure he’ll scare the crows in the patch.

But don’t worry, a straw mechanic is on the job. Sure his head is made of pumpkin, but you get that.

Here he’s with his kids dressed in their costumes. Though he and his older son are real jug heads.

This is a takeoff of Gulliver’s Travels. Yet, you have to admire whoever managed to pull this display off.

Though he’s not on a telephone pole. Yet, this is quite amazing to see.

She wears a gingham dress and apron with a straw hat. And she brings her own gardening gloves.

Bet this is to commemorate Dia de los Muertos. Love the roses in their mouths.

Yes, Edgar Allan Scarepoe himself. Comes with a raven and tell-tale heart per his stories.

Indeed, it’s quite cartoonish looking with the woman’s long nose. But it’s quite original and clever that she won a prize.

And they got the rakes out and are ready to roll. Yet, one rides in the wheelbarrow.

Though I’m not sure if that’s feasible. Since skiing is a winter activity.

They’re a scarecrow chorus. Choir robes and all.

This is a take off for the royal wedding. Not sure if it’s for Prince William or Prince Harry though.

Well, they’re supposed to be Mexican banditos. And their sombreros are made of straw.

Guess the pots run in the family. Yet, their hair goes in all directions.

They’re KISS scarecrows. Each one has a white pumpkin head with their face on it.

Well, she is kind of dead as you can see. Since she’s a scarecrow for Dia de los Muertos.

These are just Boy Scouts camping. But they seem to have good time.

This is a scarecrow Hulk. And yes, his shirt is ripped and bursting with straw.

She’s decked in a tie-dye dress of autumn colors. And wears a mask of gold with a leaf crown.

Yet, he seems quite alive in the daytime. Thought vampires hate the sun.

Well, it’s supposed to be a scarecrow of Simba from The Lion King. His mane is made of yarn.

Here she sits with curlers in her hair. While her locks are blow dried.

Well, she’s for breast cancer awareness. The pumpkins are boobs.

These are scarecrow Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And yes, they come with pizza.

Okay, maybe not since they’re made holding a pole. But they just seem totally blown away.

Though the crow doesn’t seem right in the head. Still, it’s pretty clever.

This one doesn’t seem to take a lot of effort to make. Just a wooden frame, gloves, a dress, and a potted plant.

She may be sitting in the shade. But even a gardener needs a break now and then.

I mean one’s riding a wheelbarrow because they had their car repossessed. Don’t believe me? It says so on the sign.

She even has a straw hat and straw braids with pink bows. So lovely.

Well, it’s not going to help looking down. Also, you can easily jump off if you want to.

Because there’s nothing like the wind against your back in the fresh country air. Though I’d wear a helmet for safety’s sake.

For some reason, the crows don’t seem to mind him too much. Then again, his head is a literal pumpkin.

Seems kind of spiffy with his bow tie and buttons. Yet, has some grass coming out of his head.

Yes, he has a foam sword and can’t fight. But he at least got a ribbon.

Here he sits with his guitar in hand. However, please don’t give him a joint since he’s flammable.

Though it took me awhile to notice what it was. Guess it’s a simpler model.

Sure we don’t have milkmaids anymore. But she doesn’t seem to mind the extra weight on her shoulders.

Though he is an Anglican bishop. Yet, you have to admire his fancy attire.

Okay, that’s actually pretty scary. But what’s scarier is that 63 million Americans were willing to vote for him.

Yes, that’s Hannibal Lecter from Silence of the Lambs. Sure he’s supposed to be scary, but he kind of has a rather magnetic personality.

Though don’t mind what’s in the basket. Really, it’s kind of horrifying.

So he’s actually made out of bolts. Okay, that’s actually very clever.

Now that has to be one large fidget spinner. Not sure how you can fit that in your pocket.

Shaun the Sheep is a claymation cartoon in Britain. It’s mostly slapstick but it’s cute.

Yes, it looks like one of those ring wraiths from Lord of the Rings. But you have to admire how it’s made out of trash bags.

Okay, it’s kind of early for that. I mean it’s September and Christmas won’t be until December.

Sure they may not have much straw in them. But they seem to be avid fans at whatever they’re watching. Like how they use normal street clothes.

So she may be a doll. But at least you have to love her purple umbrella skirt with flowers. So pretty.

Guess this is from Despicable Me 2. As far as the purple minion is concerned.

I’m sure she’s perfect for any Rhinestone Cowboy. And she’s even wearing American flag tights.

Seems like the guy could paint better than most people. Then again, some repressed art major probably made him and his work.

Okay, so whoever made this didn’t get Batman’s chest right. However, it’s very difficult to make a chiseled chest from straw.

My. he appears spiffy. Even has a sunflower on his lapel.

Not sure why this exist. But I think it more likely draws crows in than scares them away.

Cause if you’re all full of straw, there’s not much to stuff about. Also, you have to admire the sunglasses and beard.

Actually this hive is made out of straw. But don’t worry, there aren’t any bees around this beekeeper to sting you.

On one hand, she kind of looks a bit creepy with those eyes. On the other hand, you have to like her tinsel and pigtails.

Okay, so it’s not the Vietnam era. But you have to love their hats and tie-dye dresses.

Even has Sean the Sheep. Like how they have a table with cheese and Gromit reading a magazine.

After all, they’re both made from wooden ironing boards. But they certainly make a lovely couple.

Even has a dalek alongside him. Though to be fair, this was from 2006. And we know the new Doctor has gotten blonde and more ladylike since then.

Though I wouldn’t push him because you can’t put him back together again. Seriously, you can’t.

This one is from Taiwan. And yes, even if its guitar is made from hay.

Though I do admit, this does make a great Halloween decoration. Wouldn’t mind seeing this on someone’s lawn.

Well, he certainly looks like you can find him in a castle. Though medieval knights were anything but noble.

Kind of disappointing that this Snow White’s singing may not get woodland creatures to clean your home. But these are adorable.

Though he’s wearing pants under it. Mostly because he’s stuffed with straw.

She’s from a scarecrow festival in France. Yet, I love how her dress is decked with butterflies.

Well, at least the warbonnet being used on an Indian. Though to be fair, this is from a festival in France. Still, love it.

Her hair is made from styrofoam balls. Her skirt is made from an umbrella and table cloth.

Unlike the real Loch Ness monster, you know this one definitely exists. Sure it’s not scary, but it’s great.

This is from a festival in Mississippi. And yes, it’s for a pickle factory.

Not sure what to make about the pink covers. But it’s quite an inventive display.

Or she could just be a British housewife with an apron and a babushka. Though she does have a head made from a volleyball.

Or is it his house. Either way, he seems to take it easy for some reason.

Well, a polka dot pink dress anyway. Still, you have to love her hair.

It’s a rescue helicopter that lifts injured people to a hospital. And yes, the helicopter itself is made from straw.

Didn’t know the tooth fairy even had a name. Still, this is quite clever.

Though the doctors seem like they’re carrying on. Then again, they’re smiling because they have plastic pumpkin heads.

He’s even surrounded by animals. Got some critters on his arms. Wonder if he gets these creatures to clean his house.

This part of a scarecrow display on some Star Wars fan’s lawn. And yes, that’s a straw Death Star.

Almost what you see in the western movies. And yes, even the horse is straw.

Okay, I’m just kidding since Stormtroopers don’t hit anything. Yet, you have to like his cardboard helmet.

They also have hangers for arms and shoulders. Still, they look so happy together.

Not exactly Antonio Banderas, but a pretty good rendition. The horse is covered with trash bags by the way.

Seems like he has 3 high tech microscopes on the table. Wonder what his findings are about hay fever.

He’s even wearing a jumpsuit. Though trampolining isn’t what I’d call a sport.

Even has crows near its straw. Wonder if there’s a scarecrow nearby of the Headless Horseman.

Yes, that’s a pirate. I know it seems hard to see. But look closer and you’ll get what I mean.

R2-D2 is a trash can in this one. And even Princess Leia’s sticky bun hair is made from straw.

Okay, that’s not a real ring of fire obviously. But it’s a killer daredevil stunt.

Though the head on a pike shows that he’s not fooling around. Yet, he stands still at the door always keeping watch.

Of course, they have to put their feet to the car to move. I know Stone Age technology is a bitch.

Sure they may not be tasty on the barrel or tray. But you can give them all hay for it.

She’s even offering pole dancing classes. Like anyone would want to take that. Well, unless they’re needing the money.

Here we have the Queen in full mourning attire after Prince Albert died of typhus. She’d dress like that from 1861 to her death in 1901.

Because the Joker is totally nuts and is a walking hazard on Gotham. Also, he’s a total and raging psychopath Batman often fights with.

Guess this is what the Republican Party has become these days. That or this guy really wants to get rid of that mole.

Though you wouldn’t be wearing a suit like that while in space. Also, astronauts wear diapers under them.

It’s supposed to be Santa on vacation. Not sure why he has the mini Santa with him.

Well, I have to admit, books are great. After all, I would know.

She has pink hair and a strapless dress. And I don’t think she’s wearing shoes either.

Here we have Jesus risen up to heaven. May not scare or convert crows. But it’s sure a rather sacred piece made from straw.

The wizard beard is a stroke of genius. Also like the flower eyes and carrot nose. But you wonder why they don’t have scarecrows like that in the Shire.

Yes, these scarecrows are definitely hanging there. Guess they have all night party hijinks, too. Figures.

This one has a little purple dress and pink hair. But her crown and wand are twigs.

But the guy gets the ride while the woman has to push him around. Love the flower hat though.

And here is one standing with his gun and a chain of bullets. However, instead of scaring crows, his function is to scare potential intruders and minorities.

Well, she’s made with an ironing board. But yes, she seems a bit flat and stiff.

Seems like whoever made this has kids who are no longer toddlers. Well, at least they used it for something like this. Very clever.

For a second, I almost thought it was a real guy. Until I saw the pumpkin head and the stuffed arms. Like the beard.

Yes, that’s it. However, do these two seem like they’re getting married? Because Sally is dressed in a nice white dress.

However, that dog is kind of freaky looking to me. So is the vet’s pumpkin head.

Well, a sunflower head, anyway. Still, seems to make everything seem sunny even in patched overalls.

This is from Gulliver’s Travels where the Lilliputains tie him off on the beach and see him as a giant.

He should be out trying to scare crows off. But he’s just taking a snooze. Lazy bum.

Since she has a dress made from corn stalks as well as decked in full fall regalia. Kind of wish she was in an outdoor setting though.

Well, her head consists of wheat. Yet, she’s almost entirely made from straw. Guess she sometimes makes it hay.

She’s just sitting on the bench. Too bad she has straw in her boots. Then again, she’s a scarecrow.

Too bad it doesn’t have a jack o’lantern face yet. Guess it’s too young to get one.

Well, she’s wearing a ladybug dress. But that was what her name was on Pinterest so I’m going with that.

Seems like we come across a tin can lady and her metal dog. Not scary, but adorable for any Tin Man to love.

Well, that’s one way you can reuse an old busted truck. Like the scarecrow pumpkin mechanics the best though.

She even has her straw lapdog in a shirt that she has around her arm. Like the purple purse and turquoise scarf.

Then again, it might for some of the crows. But this is a really creative, especially with having the scarecrow being upside down.

Well, they’re Angry Birds as hay bales. Basically consists of spray-paint and straw. Fans will love it.

Looks like these guys are having a good time. Wonder if any of them are wearing helmets.

I mean her dress is made from 3 different lamp shades. And each one is trimmed with autumn leaves or flowers.

Well, she has a rather interesting dress that seems straight from My Fair Lady. Seems to suit her.

Sure it looks like a normal pile of hay until you see the dog’s face. But sometimes you don’t know where the straw dog begins and the bale ends.

After all, he’s made from a lot of flower pots that were probably sold at discount prices. Like the hay in the hands, feet, and head.

Sure her head is a flower pot and she wears a flower hat. But you have to admire how her bright green gloves would stand out. Also, that’s not an outfit you wear for gardening.

Okay, those may be pajamas and they seem to be in light pink. Not sure if that would scare the crows.

Well, it certainly is a dress of black and lace. Love the flowers in the hat. Lovely.

Yes, these the hay bales of minions from Despicable Me. There are a lot of minion scarecrows out there. This among the most creative.

But I’m not sure if lounging in a swimsuit is ideal for fall weather. Also, her skin seems to be made from burlap.

Well, she seems to have quite the variety. Not sure people wear flowery aprons anymore. But it adds a nice touch.

Well, he seems to have a rake head decked with sunflowers. Must have a rather sunny disposition.

Not a fan of polka dots, but she does seem to rock the outfit without being tacky. Like the flowers in her hair, too.

I think this was for a town scarecrow contest. But I love how these ladies are wearing bright colored dresses. And how one of them sits on the hay bale.

Seems like they didn’t have the time and the energy to have shepherds, livestock, and wise men. but you have to like the fall display though.

Because that’s not Little Red Riding Hood’s grandma. That’s the Big Bad Wolf dressed as her grandma. But you have love this display. So right.

Yes, it’s supposed to be the American Gothic couple that’s countlessly parodied. But these two are smiling instead of stern.

Her top is in red (well, purple) and her skirt seems romaine. And she’s even wearing a sunflower to top it all off.

Yeah, she should always keep her eyes open when she’s on the broom. Also, not drink and fly.

Yes, his horse might be made from a tree or straw. But he looks so cool in his red knightly attire.

Oh, wait, that is a scarecrow horse. Not sure how it’ll scare crows. But you have to admire this person’s creativity and effort.

Like how he’s hanging. But the fact this guy could flatten entire cities in his encounters with fellow Kryptonians should have the crows proceed with caution.

Well, I guess children scarecrows take up less straw. But you have to appreciate this concept. So cute.

It’s even bigger than a real owl and less fancy. Still, got to love the wings on this.

Yes, these are road workers. But the sign should clearly say, “Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar.” The slogan’s wrong.

Now that really looks like Johnny Depp, almost lifelike. Not sure if the garden setting agrees with him.

Well, it looks like something made for a teacher. Love the patches though.

See he’s on a wooden horse wearing a sheriff’s badge. And he’s carrying a lasso. Seems more like a rodeo clown to me.

That or on his way to a Jimmy Buffett concert. Wonder if there are people in Hawaii who have scarecrows in their gardens.

You can guess this is a scarecrow of Vincent Van Gogh who sometimes painted crows. He even has a bandage from where he cut his ear, too.

Okay, he may be gross but he mostly keeps to himself. Still, this Shrek scarecrow is clever.

Then again, I’m not sure if she’s carrying a tambourine or not. But I really like her dress though.

That’s a very good Willie Nelson scarecrow. The braids are excellent. Brilliant.

Yeah, Carmen Miranda seems to be widely imitated. But a lot of people don’t know what she actually sang.

That has to be a very easy scarecrow to make. I mean you just need a haystack, hat, and sunglasses.

And it seems that Ariel isn’t in her trademark seashell bra. Still, wish I can find other Disney scarecrows.

However, the hair doesn’t exactly look right on this. Because Harry has black hair, not straw colored. But seems like whoever made this didn’t have the time.

This especially goes for a scarecrow dog. Because crows are more likely to be scared of them.

Yes, you read that right. That’s a gorilla scarecrow. And it probably consists of a gorilla suit with straw.

Unfortunately, he may not be able to survive the flames since most scarecrows are extremely flammable. This was made by a town fire department.

Sure he may be in normal clothes. But so are a lot of conductors at rehearsal. Fits in with the garden look though.

Well, the crow is just incredibly large in this rendition. But you have to wonder how someone could do this.

Yes, the kind of band that makes country western bands seem less hickish in comparison. Still, it’s pretty funny and clever.

Bigger and tanner than a regular chicken. But doesn’t have much meat despite appearances.

My guess is that it’s a little straw terrier. Not sure what it has in its mouth which might be toilet paper.

Yet, he doesn’t seem to do anything about the crows. Or is that really a crow pie? Best not think of it.

And it seems that someone just fell into the wheelbarrow. Like the outfits. So much like fall.

Well, metal barrel anyway. Yet, seems to take form of Scarlett O’Hara’s curtain dress with a dash of Wizard of Oz.

Helps that she seems to spring from a pot in a flowery dress. Love the rainbow petals.

He’s even sporting a pumpkin plumber’s butt to boot. Yeah, really needs to aim for the toilet bowl.

Well, a beekeeper scarecrow, how original. Even has bees to go with it. Awesome.

Now he’s hanging from the roof in his parachute. Must be WWII blitz inspired.

Because if it was Little Bo Peep, she would’ve lost her sheep. Also, not sure about depicting her in bloomers.

Then again, he only beheaded two of his wives. But Henry VIII also put the ax to a lot of his friends and advisers who either refused to go along with what he wanted (like Thomas More) or screwed over big time (like Thomas Cromwell).

Yes, it looks quite unusual if you ask me. But you might see a few at a scarecrow festival or two.

Never mind that he resembles a giant crow with wings. Like how he takes to a straw hat and coveralls.

Probably should’ve put their foot on the brakes before running into that. Still, like how it just consists of a pair of legs.

I’m sorry but Fraulein Maria hailed from Austria not Thornhill. Still, I like how they have “Problem, Maria?” on her chest.

Of course, there’s no magic charm to make it animated. Yet, I think this is quite clever.

So this is either a tribute to Bob Dylan’s “Blowin’ in the Wind,” or to Gene Kelly’s “Singin’ in the Rain.” I’ll probably go with the former because I don’t remember Gene Kelly having to cling to a lampost in that movie.

Then again, this seems like a goose bride than a swan princess. Still, I do love that white dress with the feathers on it. Wonder if its creator ever wore it in her own wedding assuming it’s a she.

Still, I can’t help but be disappointed in this scarecrow. I mean given Lady Gaga’s reputation for wearing outlandish outfits, her dress is pretty tame. Perhaps her dressing up as a straw princess or a crow would’ve been more appropriate. The goose bride routine would’ve been perfect.

Of course, for those who don’t know anything about Forrest Grump, it’s a lot like Forrest Gump but with zombies. Still, stupid is as stupid does.

Still, I have to explain that it’s creator said that Hello Kitty isn’t actually a cat. Also, this isn’t really a Hello Kitty scarecrow. Yet, I like the bamboo heart.

Still, I’m not sure if newspaper makes convincing dreadlocks. Yet, I have to admire the creator’s intent on making a scarecrow that’s more eco-friendly.

The minions from Despicable Me is a popular scarecrow subject at festivals since they’re easy to make. Still, I bet the guy who did this took great advantage of early pumpkin sales and paint.

How did they manage to get pumpkin carvings that resembled sport and have them be so smooth like that, I have no idea. This especially goes to the football head.

Seems like a recreation of the time when Herman was talking about proposing to Lily with Grandpa. Then again, it’s not that the Munsters see themselves as anything other than being the average American family.

Now this scarecrow may seem a little creepy, but I think its folksy disposition makes it a much better spokesman for Jimmy Dean sausage than the Sun they have now.

Well, unlike what you see in the comics, this Charlie Brown scarecrow display seems like a winner as I see from the ribbon.

Of course, a scarecrow of Waldo isn’t really that hard to spot. Still, it’s pretty funny.

I mean Japan has worshiped one as a god for years. Still, I’m sure you couldn’t tell this family was Asian if you didn’t see what the dad was wearing.

Of course, unlike his famous brother from The Wizard of Oz, Watering Can Man works in the landscaping business as shown by his gardening implements.

Notice that I said, “wedding bales” instead of “wedding bells.” Still, these two really seem to be made for each other. Then again, they literally are.

Seriously, if it weren’t for the straw sticking out, I’d sure almost mistake that cow as the real thing or a large stuffed animal.

Actually, that’s Scarlett O’Hara from the Gone with the Wind spoof on The Carol Burnett Show. Of course, she just saw that curtain dress in the window and just had to have it.

Of course, this scarecrow was probably made by a local fire department. Yet, I’m not sure if being stuffed with straw makes a good firefighter.

Of course, this might be at tribute to WuShock, the mascot from Wichita State, but I hope not. Still, Cheese String Man is much better as a scarecrow.

You know that I wasn’t going to leave out the Beatles, did you? I always seem to have the Beatles in Sand Sculptures in Peep Dioramas for some reason.

I’m sure nobody wants to hear what this scarecrow has on his or her ipod. I mean crows just can’t stand the music from Counting Crows, get it?

I’m sure that scarecrow’s mother is worried about him possibly breaking his neck when he’s climbing buildings like this. Still, pretty clever.

Now I’m sure Depression era farmers would have much better things to do than just make scarecrows for some contest like surviving the Dust Bowl. Still, American Gothic is a very iconic American painting.

Still, despite unfortunate implications, I’m sure this scarecrow display may actually scare crows. I mean to them, it’s suggestive of cannibalism.

I mean no scarecrow is born with the innate ability to scare crows. Crow scaring is an art that needs to be learned.

Sure he may have scissors as hands, but Edward isn’t that scary once you get to know him. In fact, he’s quite nice really but that doesn’t mean you should shake hands with him.

Because one of the main characters we remember from that movie is a scarecrow. Get it? Still, looks pretty creepy.

Wait a minute, the Incredible Hulk is from Marvel and an Avenger. Also, where the hell is Batman? Oh, well.

I mean skiing scarecrows always seem to be running in to something like poles.

I wouldn’t disturb him if I were you. I mean you don’t want him to force choke you? Oh, wait he does that to guys who fail him.

Sure it’s cute and sharp dressed. However, I hopes it’s not one of the racist crow caricatures from Dumbo. You don’t want any unfortunate implications there.

I’m sure the crows would be more frightened by an invisible scarecrow than a visible one. Still, it’s pretty clever if I do say so myself and he seems rather friendly.

“I’m afraid this one died from a wound that resulted in the loss of an excessive amount of straw. I say it was the neighborhood dog.”

Now I’m sure these two are from a movie I’ve seen or something but I’m not sure where from. Still, they seem pretty creepy if you ask me. I mean they seem to hate their waitress jobs so much that they’re willing to kill a few unsatisfied customers for kicks.

Wow, that picture really looks just like him which is more than I can say about anything I could do. Seriously, he has a lot of talent.

I’m sure this ghost or corpse bride will be very happy with her new accountant ghost for all eternity. Of course, he doesn’t seem to be that scary.

I hope this scarecrow isn’t from the gas companies. I seriously hope he’s not. Let’s just say I have absolutely no confidence that fracking is safe and leave it at that.

In the world of British murder mysteries, this scene may look like a suicide judging by the gas can and shoes. However, it’s actually murder though I’m not sure who did it.

She does have a very pretty dress and wings as well as seems like something designed by a 10 year old girl. Still, I can’t hate this.

Of course, while Catwoman would’ve had an easier life if she’d just marry Batman, she seems to like stealing things for some reason. Still, reminds me of the Catwoman from the 1960s show more than anything.

Of course, this is how people go on fall hayrides in Venice, Italy. Still, I’m not sure about the whole water hayride bit.

Of course, we all should know that Linus tends to waste his Halloween waiting for the Great Pumpkin every year. Let’s face it, the Great Pumpkin never comes, kids.

Seems that they seem to like camping despite that a campfire would basically consume them in flames. Still, who doesn’t love smores?

Hey isn’t there supposed to be a third guy? Then again, it’s not like we notice him anyway. Still, you have to love those guys’ awesome beards.

Of course, Michael Phelps didn’t win all those gold medals from nothing. Still, who cares whether he was caught smoking pot from a bong?

Wait a minute, road season is during the summer while scarecrows are associated with fall. I’m so confused. Then again, he may not be from PennDOT since he seems to be coming from a manhole.

Of course, Wallace is one of the few guys who can don a sweater vest and not have anyone think him lame. Still, without his trusty dog Gromit bailing him out, he’d be sunk.

Despite the Mexican stereotypes, this is actually a good Mexican scarecrow, especially with the skull mask from The Day of the Dead. Still, are those cowboy boots?

Sometimes scarecrows can have the poorest manners comparable to fratboys. Still, he should think of the children.

The reason he’s called Strawbob is because he’s made out of straw not sponge. Of course, I don’t need to tell you where this takes off from.

Still, we should probably give this guy some privacy as he relieves himself.

Actually, this would make a good scarecrow of Lady Gaga. Still, this will certainly scare crows if you know what I mean.

Still, I can’t help but wonder if this one was made for some theme park or something. It doesn’t seem to be made from old clothes or pumpkins.

Sure it may seem childish or a little girl’s dream but it’s for a good cause nonetheless. And breast cancer is a very nasty disease that does kill people.

Now that is one creepy little scarecrow. Imagine what he’ll become when he gets older. Also, what’s that in his bowl?

Still, I wonder how the flowers seem to be so lifelike yet not appear to die. Oh, I get it they’re fake.

I mean scarecrows that have pots for heads, get it? Still, this one does seem to sport a hair style that seems to remind me of someone off The Simpsons.

Of course, he doesn’t really look that bad save being a bit rusty. Also, the name “Rusty” kind of suits him.

Yes, they have flowers on their heads. Yes, that’s a dog made out of cans. And yes, Mrs. Tinman’s breasts are cone shaped. Still, it’s just a scarecrow display, man.

Seems pretty strong despite his thin arms. Then again, those bar bells seemed to be made of plastic.

Of course, I wonder how she managed to make a skirt out of those leaves. Yet, I love the sunflowers in her hair. Still, seems like an oversized rag doll.

I know this is perhaps from some Asian story but I’m not sure what tale it is. Seems like a an Asian take off from “The Three Billy Goats Gruff” for me.

How does this scarecrow manage to make colorful outfits without moving its arms I have no idea. Still, very pretty.

Forgot that Counting Crows didn’t consist of actual crows. My mistake. Probably just a cover group.

Of course, I kind of find the concept with this one behind a camcorder rather creepy if you ask me.

And I see this group of pumpkin headed straw stuffed people are very much styling. Still, I’m not sure about the guy’s suit though. Looks like pajamas.

This one won’t be scaring crows as much as helping critters to an all you can eat buffet. Seriously, it’s basically saying, “Eat me!”

Of course, she’s sitting on a chair on a railing. Still, you have to include a Mona Lisa scarecrow in this post.

This is especially true if she’s working a shift as a cashier at some grocery store which I think this one does.

Of course, we all know that these scarecrow nuns are singing, “How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?” The priest is just trying to do the Robot but is really bad at it.

Of course, we all know what happens to Jack after this. Still, how did this person have all that time on their hands to design this?

Still, she’s a scarecrow which means she usually tries to scare crows. Still, I’m sure she delights in those paper birds.

Still, you have to admit that making a scarecrow out of corks is a pretty good idea, especially if the display is “Corky’s Bar.”

Of course, this fisherman scarecrow can’t catch any fish on dry land. Still, love the raincoat and net.

Yeah, since basically Cruella De Vil wants to make coats from domestic dog fur. Such acts are illegal and really won’t make you any friends with the ASPCA or the Humane Society.

Then again, straw is a fairly light material. Still, I think this scarecrow display is quite funny as he’s hanging from a pole.

Not sure if a dentist scarecrow is guaranteed to scare crows. But it’ll sure scare some people who are afraid of dentists.

Not sure if the Cat in the Hat is guaranteed to scare crows. But since it’s the most famous Dr. Seuss character, I’ll put it in this post.