Stay Alive with These Hunger Games Treats

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As you probably know, The Hunger Games does devote quite a bit of attention toward food. This is especially since food is necessary for survival and much of the districts live in some degrees of poverty that they risk starvation. Katniss and Gale also hunt for food to feed their families (since their dads both dies in a mine explosion) as well while Peeta is a baker’s son and bakes like his old man and brothers. And it was Peeta who gave Katniss two loaves of burnt bread that restored her will to live before the series begins. And when she goes to the Capitol, she tends to devote significant detail to what’s on the buffet. Since the Hunger Games has a big fanbase, it’s not surprising that fans have their own Hunger Games food for their themed parties. Yeah, since the premise revolves around dystopian society sending teenagers to fight to the death on live television, it’s pretty disturbing. Even more so if it pertains to Hunger Games themed weddings. Seriously, just because the movie revolves around a love story, doesn’t mean you should have it as a theme for your wedding. Then again, we’ve been raised in a society that treats William Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet and Wuthering Heights as a couple of the greatest love stories of all time. Still, you have to admire how people are so creative when it pertains to treats, especially if they’re fans of a franchise. Some may be disturbing while some might be quite cute and appropriate. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a glimpse of some of the great Hunger Games treats out there.

  1. Increase your odds of survival with this silver parachute cake.
As you might know, silver parachutes send sponsor gifts to tributes in the Hunger Games to help them survive. Peeta's confessing his love for Katniss was very instrumental at getting these.

As you might know, silver parachutes send sponsor gifts to tributes in the Hunger Games to help them survive. Peeta’s confessing his love for Katniss was very instrumental at getting these.

2. If you liked the fire dress transformation sequence in Catching Fire, then you’ll like this cake.

When Miss Havisham's wedding dress catches fire, she dies. When Katniss Everdeen's

When Miss Havisham’s wedding dress catches fire, she dies. When Katniss Everdeen’s “wedding” dress is on fire, she’s the Mockingjay.

3. Revisit the Victory Tour events in Catching Fire with a cake of Seneca Crane hung in effigy.

Effigy or no effigy, this is pretty fucked up. I mean seriously, why would anyone want a cake like this?

Effigy or no effigy, this is pretty fucked up. I mean seriously, why would anyone want a cake like this?

4. Celebrate the Hunger Games with a box of Capitol chocolates.

Wonder if they're like a regular box of chocolates. If so, then hope there's a box on which ones contain stuff that I might want to avoid.

Wonder if they’re like a regular box of chocolates. If so, then hope there’s a box on which ones contain stuff that I might want to avoid.

5. At your Hunger Games party, grace your table with this Katniss Mockingjay cake.

Let's just say after Katniss spreads her mockingjay wings, things won't be good for Cinna. Still, it's a beautiful cake.

Let’s just say after Katniss spreads her mockingjay wings, things won’t be good for Cinna. Still, it’s a beautiful cake.

6. May the odds be ever in your favor with these Hunger Games cupcakes.

Now these are from the images you see on all 3 books. Of course is a Mockingjay which Katniss is associated with.

Now these are from the images you see on all 3 books. Of course is a Mockingjay which Katniss is associated with.

7. You heard about Katniss being “the Girl on Fire” but have you ever saw fire in cupcakes?

Now this isn't real fire but it's due to the magic of food coloring. If it was touched by real flames, it would be burnt to a crisp.

Now this isn’t real fire but it’s due to the magic of food coloring. If it was touched by real flames, it would be burnt to a crisp.

8. Nothing shows the Hunger Games spirit of the Capitol than tracker jacker nest cookies.

Let's just say tracker jackers are genetically enhanced wasps that can either kill you or mess you up for life. Note what Katniss did to Glimmer.

Let’s just say tracker jackers are genetically enhanced wasps that can either kill you or mess you up for life. Note what Katniss did to Glimmer.

9. Treat yourself this season to some Hunger Games apple pie.

Of course, this probably was made by a repressed art major. Well, from at least what I could tell from the crust.

Of course, this probably was made by a repressed art major. Well, from at least what I could tell from the crust.

10. Support your favorite Panem district with these district cookies.

Now these were probably done by a professional since they're intricately detailed. Might have to zoom in to see what each of them say.

Now these were probably done by a professional since they’re intricately detailed. Might have to zoom in to see what each of them say.

11. Celebrate the Hunger Games with this Cornucopia cake.

How can I tell this is for the Hunger Games? Well, it has flowers and tracker jackers on it. Thanksgiving cornucopias have neither.

How can I tell this is for the Hunger Games? Well, it has flowers and tracker jackers on it. Thanksgiving cornucopias have neither.

12. Ensnare your guests’ appetites with these Catching Fire cupcakes.

Now these consist of burning dress, bronze Mockingjay, monarch butterfly, Peeta's locket, white block, and a white rose with blood. You can guess what they mean by the symbolism.

Now these consist of burning dress, bronze Mockingjay, monarch butterfly, Peeta’s locket, white block, and a white rose with blood. You can guess what they mean by the symbolism.

13. Represent each Hunger Games district with these cupcakes.

Now these cupcakes make it more apparent on which one is which. Too bad District 12 just gets black icing.

Now these cupcakes make it more apparent on which one is which. Too bad District 12 just gets black icing.

14. Shoot your way to victory with these Hunger Games arrow cookies.

Strange for a post-apocalyptic tale, plenty have been killed with these. Then again, tributes aren't allowed guns in the arena.

Strange for a post-apocalyptic tale, plenty have been killed with these. Then again, tributes aren’t allowed guns in the arena.

15. At your Hunger Games, it’s best that your side dish be of Peeta’s burnt raisin nut bread.

No, that's not a cooking disaster. That's how it's supposed to look like. Yeah, I know it's ridiculous.

No, that’s not a cooking disaster. That’s how it’s supposed to look like. Yeah, I know it’s ridiculous.

16. Love Katniss? Well, you’ll certainly love these flaming cookies.

Now these are flaming cookies since Katniss is

Now these are flaming cookies since Katniss is “the Girl on Fire.” But yes, they’re quite vibrant.

17. May the odds be ever in your favor with this Quarter Quell cake.

You might notice it because its in the arena. And it's shaped like a clock, too.

You might notice it because its in the arena. And it’s shaped like a clock, too.

18. Commemorate the Hunger Games with these Mockingjay pin cookies.

Now these might have black icing and only use the outline. But it's still artistically better than what I could've done.

Now these might have black icing and only use the outline. But it’s still artistically better than what I could’ve done.

19. Be the ultimate fan with this flaming Hunger Games cake.

I hope this isn't a wedding cake. I mean there's just something about celebrating your love by theming your wedding on a series centered on teenagers killing each other on live TV that makes me cringe.

I hope this isn’t a wedding cake. I mean there’s just something about celebrating your love by theming your wedding on a series centered on teenagers killing each other on live TV that makes me cringe.

20. Like Effie Trinket? Then you’ll love these cupcakes of all her hairstyles.

Of course, knowing how Effie changes hairstyles like people change socks, you knew this had to happen. Of course, some of your relatives might not get the reference.

Of course, knowing how Effie changes hairstyles like people change socks, you knew this had to happen. Of course, some of your relatives might not get the reference.

21. If you like the tributes from District 2, then you’ll certainly love Clove’s cupcakes.

It helps that her cupcakes have knives in them, which is her weapon MO. Still, she shouldn't have taunted Katniss about Rue's death while trying to kill her.

It helps that her cupcakes have knives in them, which is her weapon MO. Still, she shouldn’t have taunted Katniss about Rue’s death while trying to kill her. Yeah, don’t want to make Thresh mad.

22. If you like Finnick, then take a bite out of some District 4 bread.

As in the books, it's a seaweed loaf. And since District 4 specializes in fishing, it's a fish.

As in the books, it’s a seaweed loaf. And since District 4 specializes in fishing, it’s a fish.

23. If you want a ginger snack, these Hunger Games cookies will do nicely.

Like how they use Katniss, Peeta, and Gale's faces with their icing hair. Wonder how that's possible.

Like how they use Katniss, Peeta, and Gale’s faces with their icing hair. Wonder how that’s possible.

24. In the Capitol, it’s said they serve flower rolls. Like these.

Now these are pretty and quite intricate. But still, if I make buns, I should probably keep it simple.

Now these are pretty and quite intricate. But still, if I make buns, I should probably keep it simple.

25. For your baby shower, these Hunger Games cookies would do just nicely.

What the fuck? For God's sake why have a Hunger Games themed baby shower? That's as bad as having the Lorax as a spokesman for Hummer.

What the fuck? For God’s sake why have a Hunger Games themed baby shower? That’s as bad as having the Lorax as a spokesman for Hummer. Jesus Christ, why in the hell would anyone think it’s a good idea?

26. If you’re not a fans of Peeta’s buns, you might like this Hunger Games bread.

Now that's a fan statement. Wonder if Peeta makes loaves like these. Probably.

Now that’s a fan statement. Wonder if Peeta makes loaves like these. Probably.

27. Get in the Hunger Games spirit with this Cornucopia cake.

Like I said, the Cornucopia doesn't really look like that. Still, at least it has nightlock berries, burnt loaves, and weapons.

Like I said, the Cornucopia doesn’t really look like that. Still, at least it has nightlock berries, burnt loaves, and weapons.

28. Those who like District 12 will adore these coal cookies.

Now these are are all black. Probably either containing food coloring or Oreos. Still, how would you like to get those in your Christmas stocking?

Now these are are all black. Probably either containing food coloring or Oreos. Still, how would you like to get those in your Christmas stocking?

29. Bring a fiery touch to your Hunger Games party with these fiery cupcakes.

Well, Katniss is

Well, Katniss is “the Girl on Fire.” Still, they do have the Mockingjay symbol on them.

30. Relive the Quarter Quell with this Gingerbread arena.

Now this is just for decoration. But you can tell since all the Victors are wearing diving suits and it's designed like a clock.

Now this is just for decoration. But you can tell since all the Victors are wearing diving suits and it’s designed like a clock.

31. Show your love for the Hunger Games with these cookies.

Really like Katniss getting the

Really like Katniss getting the “Obama Hope” treatment. Still, quite intricately designed, probably by a professional.

32. For your Mockingjay Part 2 premiere party, this marshmallow cake would do just fine.

Now the Mockingjay design is quite intricate. And I do like what this person did with the marshmallows.

Now the Mockingjay design is quite intricate. And I do like what this person did with the marshmallows.

33. Grace your Hunger Games party with this Nightlock Berry pie.

Yeah, I know this is a blueberry pie. But still, nightlock is deadly poisonous that Katniss and Peeta threatened to kill themselves with it. Think about it.

Yeah, I know this is a blueberry pie. But still, nightlock is deadly poisonous that Katniss and Peeta threatened to kill themselves with it. Think about it.

34. If you like Peeta, then you’ll love these bread loaf cupcakes.

Now these look fairly easy to make. Also, the bread loaves seem to be made from cake.

Now these look fairly easy to make. Also, the bread loaves seem to be made from cake.

35. Remind the Capitol that you’ll burn with us with this bloody rose on fire cake.

Of course, a bloody rose certainly means President Snow. Those who read Mockingjay could guess why.

Of course, a bloody rose certainly means President Snow. Those who read Mockingjay could guess why.

36. If you love the Hunger Games, then take a bite out of these cookies.

Now all of these seem to be square. Well, except for the flames.

Now all of these seem to be square. Well, except for the flames.

37. Relive the 74th Hunger Games with this gingerbread arena.

Now you have to admire how they used animal crackers and Swedish fish for the fauna. The ice cream cones make great trees, too.

Now you have to admire how they used animal crackers and Swedish fish for the fauna. The ice cream cones make great trees, too.

38. If you love the Hunger Games, then you and your guests will love to take a bite from these cookies.

Yes, I know I have a lot of pastries and cookies on here. But still, you have to take what you can get when doing these posts.

Yes, I know I have a lot of pastries and cookies on here. But still, you have to take what you can get when doing these posts.

39. For healthier Hunger Games options, you might want to go for a Cornucopia salad.

Yeah, kind of shame that this is one of the few healthier Hunger Games treats on there. But you have to take what you can get sometimes.

Yeah, kind of shame that this is one of the few healthier Hunger Games treats on there. But you have to take what you can get sometimes.

40. If you liked Catching Fire, then take some delight in this Rice Krispies roasted pig.

They actually had a pig roast in the first book. In fact, Katniss shoots an arrow through the apple from one.

They actually had a pig roast in the first book. In fact, Katniss shoots an arrow through the apple from one.

41. May the odds be ever in your favor with this Hunger Games fruit salad.

You know this is a Hunger Games fruit salad because the watermelon contains the Mockingjay. Yeah, you kind of have to admire the artistry here.

You know this is a Hunger Games fruit salad because the watermelon contains the Mockingjay. Yeah, you kind of have to admire the artistry here.

42. Nothing brings back the Hunger Games more than a cake of Peeta near the river.

You can tell it's Peeta hiding since he has blue eyes. Still. luckily Katniss isn't there to finish him off though.

You can tell it’s Peeta hiding since he has blue eyes. Still. luckily Katniss isn’t there to finish him off though.

43. If Rice Krispies pig roasts aren’t for you, then you might want to go with a pig roast cake.

Yes, this is a pig roast cake. Yes, the pig has eyelashes. Still, at least it has some real fruits and veggies with it.

Yes, this is a pig roast cake. Yes, the pig has eyelashes. Still, at least it has some real fruits and veggies with it.

44. Treat your guests at your Hunger Games party with these cake pops.

Some of these have the Mockingjay while some have flames. But the flame ones look like ignited ping pong balls.

Some of these have the Mockingjay while some have flames. But the flame ones look like ignited ping pong balls.

45. Like Katniss? Then you’ll like this cake.

Now this is a 10 ft high cake of Katniss. It's not something I'd recommend anyone to make. But since it's associated with the Hunger Games, it's going in.

Now this is a 10 ft high cake of Katniss. It’s not something I’d recommend anyone to make. But since it’s associated with the Hunger Games, it’s going in.

46. Have a healthy Hunger Games lunch with this bento lunch.

Of course, even this healthy lunch will only last you one meal. In other words, will give you no help in the arena.

Of course, even this healthy lunch will only last you one meal. In other words, will give you no help in the arena.

47. Nothing brings the spirit of the Hunger Games like these flaming arrow cake pops.

Now you might not see flaming arrows in the Hunger Games movies. But since she's "the Girl on Fire" and shoots arrows, they seem a good fit.

Now you might not see flaming arrows in the Hunger Games movies. But since she’s “the Girl on Fire” and shoots arrows, they seem a good fit.

48. May the odds be ever in your favor with this Hunger Games fruit dessert.

Now this is said to come from the Mellark Bakery. Still, at least it's healthier than some of the treats I've shown so far.

Now this is said to come from the Mellark Bakery. Still, at least it’s healthier than some of the treats I’ve shown so far.

49. Those who thought the books were better might like this cake, too.

Now this is pretty creative. Of course, it's either made by a professional or someone with too much time on their hands.

Now this is pretty creative. Of course, it’s either made by a professional or someone with too much time on their hands.

50. Now this Hunger Games bento will help get you through the day.

But it won't get you through the arena. Still, you have to admire the design on that Hunger Games sandwich.

But it won’t get you through the arena. Still, you have to admire the design on that Hunger Games sandwich.

51. Grace your Hunger Games dessert platter with this nightlock berry cake.

Okay, so basically this is a cake that seems to glamorize teen suicide. Or teenagers possibly having little knowledge of wilderness survival skills, like in Foxface's situation.

Okay, so basically this is a cake that seems to glamorize teen suicide. Or teenagers possibly having little knowledge of wilderness survival skills, like in Foxface’s situation.

52. Remember with this cake, the odds just might be in your favor.

Because true love is making a suicide pact with poison berries so you don't have to kill your boyfriend. Or the guy who everyone thinks is your boyfriend.

Because true love is making a suicide pact with poison berries so you don’t have to kill your boyfriend. Or the guy who everyone thinks is your boyfriend.

53. Have a fiery lunch with this Hunger Games bento.

Comes with a Hunger Games sandwich and some veggie flames. Also, like the arrow stuck into it.

Comes with a Hunger Games sandwich and some veggie flames. Also, like the arrow stuck into it.

54. With these cookies, there are odds that your guests will find them in their favor.

Yes, I keep showing cookies on this post. But you need to understand, I don't seem to have a lot to work with here.

Yes, I keep showing cookies on this post. But you need to understand, I don’t seem to have a lot to work with here.

55. May the odds be ever in your chocolately favor with these Hunger Games brownies.

Other than the Mockingjay design, these look pretty doable. Just need to get some circular cookie covers, but they could be easy to make.

Other than the Mockingjay design, these look pretty doable. Just need to get some circular cookie covers, but they could be easy to make.

56. Volunteer? Well, hope this cake can put the odds in your favor.

Now this is a birthday cake for a 13 year old girl. Not sure if I find it disturbing or not, for obvious reasons.

Now this is a birthday cake for a 13 year old girl. Not sure if I find it disturbing or not, for obvious reasons.

57. Nothing shows your love for the Hunger Games or each other than this wedding cake.

For God's sake, the Hunger Games is one of the most inappropriate wedding themes ever since it revolves around a teenage death match. Seriously, it's something that would appall Katniss, Peeta, and all their Victor friends.

For God’s sake, the Hunger Games is one of the most inappropriate wedding themes ever since it revolves around a teenage death match. Seriously, it’s something that would appall Katniss, Peeta, and all their Victor friends. I mean what the fuck?

58. Celebrate the Hunger Games with this golden Mockingjay cake.

Now this is a great cake design. However, I might want to take some issue with the nightlock berries on the bottom.

Now this is a great cake design. However, I might want to take some issue with the nightlock berries on the bottom.

59. Nothing brings the spirit of the Hunger Games like this book cake.

Now this looks like it was spray painted save for the logo. Probably done by a professional.

Now this looks like it was spray painted save for the logo. Probably done by a professional.

60. If you like the Hunger Games, then you’ll love this cake of Katniss and Peeta in the cave.

Of course, in the books, they were in way worse shape in the cave scenes. And yes, it's fairly apparent that Katniss was faking it. Or was she? You can't be sure.

Of course, in the books, they were in way worse shape in the cave scenes. And yes, it’s fairly apparent that Katniss was faking it. Or was she? You can’t be sure.

Be the Mockingjay with These Hunger Games Craft Projects

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Of course, like most franchises, the Hunger Games has a legion of many devoted as well as misunderstood fans. After all, you’ve seen how this plays out with the merchandising. Yes, there are plenty of fans willing to buy anything even Hunger Games stuff that misses the story’s point. Another thing that’s prevalent among Hunger Games fans are the crafts. Just look on Pinterest or Etsy to see what I mean. Better yet, see this graphic above. Of course, we all know that most Hunger Games fans are teenage girls and young women and craft projects are seen as feminine activities. However, it’s pretty clear that most NFL fans are men and I found absolutely no problem looking for NFL craft projects either. Yes, there are a lot of female football fans out there but that’s beside the point. Besides, I’ve done posts on craft projects pertaining to material mostly attributed to men like taxidermy and wood sculpture. Yes, taxidermy and wood working count as crafts too, as well metal working. But guys don’t tend to admit that. Still, in this post you’ll see plenty of fan made craft projects attributed to the Hunger Games. Some of them may be cute and clever. Some of them might be in poor taste or have some disturbing connotations. Some might make you wonder what the hell were they thinking. So for your reading pleasure, I give you a treasury of Hunger Games craft projects created by the fans. And no, I don’t think many of them are licensed by Lionsgate buy screw them.

  1. Remember the third Quarter Quell with this commemorative necklace.
Now this has stuff relating to Catching fire. There's fire of course as well as the Mockingjay, arrow, and 12 for District 12. But you also see a clock and the pearl. If you haven't read the books or see the movies, you wouldn't understand.

Now this has stuff relating to Catching fire. There’s fire of course as well as the Mockingjay, arrow, and 12 for District 12. But you also see a clock and the pearl. If you haven’t read the books or see the movies, you wouldn’t understand.

2. Carry your thinks in this Hunger Games patchwork quilt purse.

Now there are quite a few of these. And you might see some of your favorite moments in a colorful tapestry.

Now there are quite a few of these. And you might see some of your favorite moments in a colorful tapestry.

3. Of course, there are always plenty of supplies in the arena at the Cornucopia.

Actually the Cornucopia doesn't look like this in the books or the movies. But let's just say plenty of tributes die there on the first day for obvious reasons.

Actually the Cornucopia doesn’t look like this in the books or the movies. But let’s just say plenty of tributes die there on the first day for obvious reasons.

4. No song is more iconic in The Hunger Games than “The Hanging Tree.”

Of course, this song is about a guy wanting his girlfriend to commit suicide with him. And it's possible that he might be the guy who murdered three. Happy stuff.

Of course, this song is about a guy wanting his girlfriend to commit suicide with him. And it’s possible that he might be the guy who murdered three. Happy stuff.

5. Show your love for the Hunger Games by making your own Mockingjay pin.

Then again, sure it might not be like the ones they sell. But it doesn't look that bad to me either. The bird is just perfect.

Then again, sure it might not be like the ones they sell. But it doesn’t look that bad to me either. The bird is just perfect.

6. If you like Catching Fire, then you’d sure like this Tree of Life pendant.

Not sure what the Tree of Life has anything to do with the Hunger Games. But it's nevertheless beautiful.

Not sure what the Tree of Life has anything to do with the Hunger Games. But it’s nevertheless beautiful.

7. Show your love for the Hunger Games with this Mockingjay blanket.

Kind of reminds me of an Andy Warhol pop art style picture. Of course, it probably too much longer to make.

Kind of reminds me of an Andy Warhol pop art style picture. Of course, it probably too much longer to make.

8. Be like Katniss and make your own bow and arrows.

I think set was used for a Katniss costume if I'm not mistaken. Still, let's nobody shoots anyone's eye out with that.

I think set was used for a Katniss costume if I’m not mistaken. Still, let’s nobody shoots anyone’s eye out with that.

9. Grace your home with this Hunger Games painted plate.

Since it's painted, it's used for decoration. But I do love the flames on this and the Mockingjay.

Since it’s painted, it’s used for decoration. But I do love the flames on this and the Mockingjay.

10. For those who love Seneca Crane’s marvelous beard, here’s a necklace of that.

Seneca Crane may not have been in the books or movies much. But man, his immortal beard made him a popular character.

Seneca Crane may not have been in the books or movies much. But man, his immortal beard made him a popular character.

11. Keep warm with this Mockingjay blanket.

So I guess the blue and red are there because they were the colors of the later tow book covers. But the Mockingjay stands as clear as day.

So I guess the blue and red are there because they were the colors of the later tow book covers. But the Mockingjay stands as clear as day.

12. Carry your things in this crocheted Hunger Games tote bag.

Yes, you see the Mockinjay a lot on Hunger Games stuff. Get used to it. It's a well-known symbol in the story.

Yes, you see the Mockinjay a lot on Hunger Games stuff. Get used to it. It’s a well-known symbol in the story.

13. Show your love for the Hunger Games with these Mockingjay bracelets.

Seems that they come in 6 different colors in this picture. Still, you see a lot of these on Etsy and Pinterest.

Seems that they come in 6 different colors in this picture. Still, you see a lot of these on Etsy and Pinterest.

14. Of course, you can always make your own tracker jacker nest.

Tracker jackers are genetically engineered wasps created by the Capitol to control people. They're fiercely aggressive and their venom causes powerful hallucinations and/or death. You're better off dealing with Africanized killer bees.

Tracker jackers are genetically engineered wasps created by the Capitol to control people. They’re fiercely aggressive and their venom causes powerful hallucinations and/or death. You’re better off dealing with Africanized killer bees.

15. May the odds be ever in your favor with these Hunger Games ribbon hair clips.

Seems to go with the Mockingjay symbol of all 3 books. And in the same colors, too.

Seems to go with the Mockingjay symbol of all 3 books. And in the same colors, too.

16. Show your love for the Hunger Games with this emblazoned Mockingjay hair piece.

Now I think that's an embroidered patch. But still, I'm sure Peacekeepers could see that thing from at least a mile away.

Now I think that’s an embroidered patch. But still, I’m sure Peacekeepers could see that thing from at least a mile away.

17. Love the Hunger Games? Well, you’ll love these moss and arrow bottle necklaces.

Yes, I know that Katniss's weapon is a bow and arrow. But I still don't know what to think about this.

Yes, I know that Katniss’s weapon is a bow and arrow. But I still don’t know what to think about this.

18. Nothing says Happy Hunger Games like a Hunger Games wreath at your front door.

Well, at least it doesn't have a festive design. But still,

Well, at least it doesn’t have a festive design. But still, “Happy Hunger Games” just makes me pretty uncomfortable.

19. Decorate your Christmas tree with this Hunger Games ornament.

Yes, nothing says,

Yes, nothing says, “Peace on Earth” than an ornament from a franchise about teenagers fighting to the death. Not sure if that sends the appropriate message.

20. Grace your home with these Hunger Games Russian nesting dolls.

Now this set includes Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Prim, and Rue. Of course, this is from the first book though.

Now this set includes Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Prim, and Rue. Of course, this is from the first book though.

21. Nothing makes you an ultimate fan than a Hunger Games iPhone case.

Now this is so adorable. And I see it includes Katniss, Peeta, and Gale, too. With Mockinjay pin, arrows, lighinting, and rhinestones.

Now this is so adorable. And I see it includes Katniss, Peeta, and Gale, too.

22. May the odds be ever in your favor with this Hunger Games locket necklace.

Now this is very pretty. Wouldn't mind having this myself. Yet, I usually buy jewelry at yard sales anyway.

Now this is very pretty. Wouldn’t mind having this myself. Yet, I usually buy jewelry at yard sales anyway.

23. Drink a toast to your favorite district with these Hunger Games wine glass rings.

And each district comes with its own different color and shape. Of course, you wouldn't be able to tell which districts they were by themselves unless you look close enough.

And each district comes with its own different color and shape. Of course, you wouldn’t be able to tell which districts they were by themselves unless you look close enough.

24. If you like Finnick, then you’ll like this shell necklace.

Yeah, Finnick may be seen as a pretty boy and ladies' man. However, in reality, he has a girlfriend with PTSD and is forced to whore himself to rich people in the Capitol. Pretty tragic I might say.

Yeah, Finnick may be seen as a pretty boy and ladies’ man. However, in reality, he has a girlfriend with PTSD and is forced to whore himself to rich people in the Capitol. Pretty tragic I might say.

25. Grace your table with a white rose from President Snow.

Let's just say if it's white and smells stronger than what a normal rose should, President Snow was probably there. And yes, it's okay to feel uncomfortable about it.

Let’s just say if it’s white and smells stronger than what a normal rose should, President Snow was probably there. And yes, it’s okay to feel uncomfortable about it.

26. Of course, drink with style with these Hunger Games wine glasses.

Both have Katniss and Peeta's names on it. Also, both have a painted Mockingjay on them.

Both have Katniss and Peeta’s names on it. Also, both have a painted Mockingjay on them.

27. Keep yourself warm with this District 12 beanie.

Wonder if they have these for all the Panem districts? Of course, I don't remember Katniss and Peeta wearing them in the movie.

Wonder if they have these for all the Panem districts? Of course, I don’t remember Katniss and Peeta wearing them in the movie.

28. Keep yourself clean with these Hunger Games bath and beauty products from Fortune Cookie Soap.

Guess this is the Quarter Quell collection. Funny that many of these come in shapes and sizes. One of the liquid ones called

Guess this is the Quarter Quell collection. Funny that many of these come in shapes and sizes. One of the liquid ones called “Blood Rain.”

29. Step outside with these Hunger Games shoes.

Each has the Mockingjay logo on one shoe and a quote on the other. And all are in the same color as the book covers.

Each has the Mockingjay logo on one shoe and a quote on the other. And all are in the same color as the book covers.

30. Snuggle up with an amigurumi of your favorite Hunger Games character.

Now there's Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Haymitch, Effie, Prim, Cinna, Rue, and Buttercup. Of course, this ensemble is from the first book.

Now there’s Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Haymitch, Effie, Prim, Cinna, Rue, and Buttercup. Of course, this ensemble is from the first book.

31. Like Foxface? Then you’ll love this sampler.

Yes, the girl from District 5 who lasted incredibly long in the Hunger Games without killing or making alliances. However, we're not sure about whether she knew the berries she stole from Peeta were poisonous.

Yes, the girl from District 5 who lasted incredibly long in the Hunger Games without killing or making alliances. However, we’re not sure about whether she knew the berries she stole from Peeta were poisonous.

32. Show your love for the Hunger Games by gracing this Mockingjay wreath at your front door.

Now this is pretty. And it has red, orange, and yellow streamers to emphasize how Katinss is the

Now this is pretty. And it has red, orange, and yellow strips to emphasize how Katinss is the “Girl on Fire.”

33. Sit your drink on a Hunger Games coaster.

And it has a rainbow Mockinjay. Still, not sure if it is of glass or lacquer.

And it has a rainbow Mockinjay. Still, not sure if it is of glass, plastic, or lacquer.

34. For those who love Effie Trinket, you’ll love this necklace.

Of course, the big flower goes well with Effie Trinket's eccentric fashion tastes. Seriously, she wore a dress of monarch butterflies.

Of course, the big flower goes well with Effie Trinket’s eccentric fashion tastes. Seriously, she wore a dress of monarch butterflies.

35. Show your love for the Hunger Games with these arrow pillows.

Available in 4 different designs. But I like the red one the best, since it's the more ornate.

Available in 4 different designs. But I like the red one the best, since it’s the more ornate.

36. Show your love for the Hunger Games by wearing this ring of fire.

Of course, you might not want to wear it for formal occasions. But it'll sure give you a lot of attention.

Of course, you might not want to wear it for formal occasions. But it’ll sure give you a lot of attention and make a nice conversation piece.

37. If you love District 12, then you’ll like wearing this coal and chain necklace.

Wouldn't think that they'd put a lump of coal on a golden chain. This is especially since that coal is becoming less of a viable energy source because it's an incredibly dirty fossil fuel.

Wouldn’t think that they’d put a lump of coal on a golden chain. This is especially since that coal is becoming less of a viable energy source because it’s an incredibly dirty fossil fuel.

38. Who knew you could make bows and arrows from Q-tips, popsicle sticks, and dental floss?

Yes, this was inspired by the Hunger Games. And yes, it might involve some pilfering some bathroom supplies. Still, these are so clever if you ask me.

Yes, this was inspired by the Hunger Games. And yes, it might involve some pilfering some bathroom supplies. Still, these are so clever if you ask me.

39. Cuddle up on the couch with this Mockingjay pillow cushion.

Now this is lovely. Seems like whoever made this might have had a bit too much time on their hands.

Now this is lovely. Seems like whoever made this might have had a bit too much time on their hands.

40. Decorate your room with this Hunger Games tapestry.

Consist of the Mockingjay logos you see on all 3 novels and in the same colors. Should go well with a lot of Hunger Games crafts.

Consist of the Mockingjay logos you see on all 3 novels and in the same colors. Should go well with a lot of Hunger Games crafts.

41. May the odds be ever in your favor with this Mockingjay bracelet.

Now this is pretty and more heavy duty. Doesn't hurt that it's purple, too.

Now this is pretty and more heavy duty. Doesn’t hurt that it’s purple, too.

42. Show your love for the Capitol with this woodburn sign.

Of course, we should know that the Capitol are the bad guys in the series. Seriously, these people force teenagers to fight to the death on live television for their entertainment.

Of course, we should know that the Capitol are the bad guys in the series. Seriously, these people force teenagers to fight to the death on live television for their entertainment.

43. Keep your money safe with this Hunger Games duct tape wallet.

And it has the painted flaming Mockingjay in the inside. Couldn't do one with my bare hands if my life depended on it.

And it has the painted flaming Mockingjay in the inside. Couldn’t do one with my bare hands if my life depended on it.

44. Decorate your Christmas tree this year with this Mockingjay ornament.

Well, the Mockingjay is a symbol of the rebellion against the Capitol. Yet, it's also a hybrid of a genetically engineered Jabberjay and a Northern Mockingbird.

Well, the Mockingjay is a symbol of the rebellion against the Capitol. Yet, it’s also a hybrid of a genetically engineered Jabberjay and a Northern Mockingbird.

45. Be the ultimate fan with this embroidery of the arena for the 74th Hunger Games.

Now I have to admire the craftsmanship here since it's very detailed. But we have to realize that 22 kids died there. Think about it.

Now I have to admire the craftsmanship here since it’s very detailed. But we have to realize that 22 kids died there. Think about it.

46. Support the rebellion with this Mockingjay bone necklace.

Of course, it's more likely made from shell than bone. But i's nevertheless pretty.

Of course, it’s more likely made from shell than bone. But i’s nevertheless pretty.

47. Nothing brings the Hunger Games spirit than a bottle of Nightlock berries.

Of course, those berries are poisonous that Katniss and Peeta made a suicide pact with them. You know so they wouldn't have to kill one another.

Of course, those berries are poisonous that Katniss and Peeta made a suicide pact with them. You know so they wouldn’t have to kill one another.

48. Remember Peeta’s love for Katniss with Peeta’s pearl necklace.

Said to contain a replica of a pearl before the arena was destroyed and he was captured by the Capitol. What happened to him after that was just so horrifying.

Said to contain a replica of a pearl before the arena was destroyed and he was captured by the Capitol. What happened to him after that was just so horrifying.

49. Remember the Katniss and Peeta romance with this commemorative locket.

Contains a peal, a Mockingjay, an arrow, and a locket. Of course, it's pretty devastating to Katniss that Peeta got captured.

Contains a peal, a Mockingjay, an arrow, and a locket. Of course, it’s pretty devastating to Katniss that Peeta got captured.

50. And in case you’re not fond of circles, they have a square one, as well.

Still, a square one makes sense. I mean it contained at least 3 pictures, consisting of Gale, Prim, and Mrs. Everdeen. Well, read the books, okay?

Still, a square one makes sense. I mean it contained at least 3 pictures, consisting of Gale, Prim, and Mrs. Everdeen. Well, read the books, okay?

51. Show your love for the Hunger Games by collecting these district accessories.

Includes all 13 districts as well as the Capitol. Still, each district is in the shape as its main industry.

Includes all 13 districts as well as the Capitol. Still, each district is in the shape as its main industry.

52. If you like President Snow, then you’ll certainly love his flattering portrait.

I think this is based off a Jennifer Lawrence cell phone photo with pancakes. Still, this picture is just so bad that I couldn't keep it off this post.

I think this is based off a Jennifer Lawrence cell phone photo with pancakes. Still, this picture is just so bad that I couldn’t keep it off this post.

53. May the odds be ever in your favor with these Mockingjay necklaces.

Available in 5 different colors. And they even have a picture to show how they glow.

Available in 5 different colors. And they even have a picture to show how they glow.

54. Keep yourself clean with some Mockingshea soap.

Now this is actually quite clever branding if you think of it. Still, don't know what's with the specks on top.

Now this is actually quite clever branding if you think of it. Still, don’t know what’s with the specks on top.

55. Celebrate your favorite Hunger Games couple with this commemorative mug.

Sorry, but "Peeniss" is an unfortunate couple name for Katniss and Peeta. So is "Katpee." Better to go with "Everlark," "Mellardeen," or "Toast."

Sorry, but “Peeniss” is an unfortunate couple name for Katniss and Peeta. So is “Katpee.” Better to go with “Everlark,” “Mellardeen,” or “Toast.”

56. Cuddle with the “Girl on Fire” with this Katniss amigurumi.

Now this depicts Katniss when she twirls her Catching Fire wedding dress. Still, quite cute.

Now this depicts Katniss when she twirls her Catching Fire wedding dress. Still, quite cute.

57. If you liked “The Hanging Tree,” then you’ll like this pendant.

Of course, I'm not sure if I want to wear a hanging tree around my neck. I mean the song is quite disturbing if you think about it.

Of course, I’m not sure if I want to wear a hanging tree around my neck. I mean the song is quite disturbing if you think about it.

58. Remember the Hunger Games with this charm bracelet.

Seems to have a lot of charms that you'd associate with the Hunger Games. Wonder if you can fit them all.

Seems to have a lot of charms that you’d associate with the Hunger Games. Wonder if you can fit them all.

59. The odds were never in our favor according to this sampler.

Of course, this would be the case in the Hunger Games. There the competition is deadly, literally.

Of course, this would be the case in the Hunger Games. There the competition is deadly, literally.

60. Show your love for the Hunger Games with this hair comb.

Now this looks pretty. Of course, contains the Mockingjay and some beads.

Now this looks pretty. Of course, contains the Mockingjay and some beads.

61. Keep warm with this Hunger Games districts blanket.

Now this one contains the 12 districts as well as the 3 Mockingjay images from the books. Still, wonder how the person had to hold it for the picture.

Now this one contains the 12 districts as well as the 3 Mockingjay images from the books. Still, wonder how the person had to hold it for the picture.

62. If you love the Hunger Games and To Kill a Mockingbird, then you’ll like To Kill a Mockingjay.

Not sure if I'd prefer a book that pertains a fight to the death as well as a lawyer defending an innocent black man. Still, quite clever.

Not sure if I’d prefer a book that pertains a fight to the death as well as a lawyer defending an innocent black man. Still, quite clever.

63. If you like Katniss and Peeta, then you’ll love these clay figurines of them.

Now these are so cute. Just have to love Peeta carrying his little loaf of bread and Katniss with her little bow.

Now these are so cute. Just have to love Peeta carrying his little loaf of bread and Katniss with her little bow.

64. Keep your CDs with this Hunger Games CD holder.

Not sure who still listens to CDs anymore. But still, it looks well made, regardless.

Not sure who still listens to CDs anymore. But still, it looks well made, regardless.

65. May the odds be ever in your favor with this knitted Hunger Games pin.

You have to admire the craftsmanship on this. Still, you wonder whether it will fall off if you actually use it.

You have to admire the craftsmanship on this. Still, you wonder whether it will fall off if you actually use it.

66. Like Rue? Then you’ll love this embroidery piece.

Yes, she's the agile tree climbing tribute from District 11 who Katniss befriended. Still, it's just sad how she was killed like that.

Yes, she’s the agile tree climbing tribute from District 11 who Katniss befriended. Still, it’s just sad how she was killed like that.

67. Remember Rue’s demise with this wreath with her lullaby.

Now this is a lovely wreath. But how Rue died is just so sad, especially how Katniss covered her in flowers.

Now this is a lovely wreath. But how Rue died is just so sad, especially how Katniss covered her in flowers.

68. Bathe yourself with these Hunger Games soaps.

Guess these consist of an arrow, District 12, Peeta's bread, and Rue's flowers and lullaby. And each seems to come in its own tin.

Guess these consist of an arrow, District 12, Peeta’s bread, and Rue’s flowers and lullaby. And each seems to come in its own tin.

69. Be the ultimate fan with this Hunger Games charm bracelet.

Yes, I know it's another charm bracelet. Still, are those purple beads supposed to be nightlock?

Yes, I know it’s another charm bracelet. Still, are those purple beads supposed to be nightlock?

70. Carry your things in this knitted Hunger Games purse.

And it comes with fringes. Still, you have to admire the craftsmanship on this one.

And it comes with fringes. Still, you have to admire the craftsmanship on this one.

71. Always know the time with this watch necklace inspired by Peeta’s locket.

I'm sure Peeta's locket didn't have a clock. Still, this is rather well made.

I’m sure Peeta’s locket didn’t have a clock. Still, this is rather well made.

72. May the odds be ever in your favor with this District 12 armband.

As far as I can tell, this is made of felt, which doesn't have much elasticity. Then again, perhaps it doubles as a bracelet.

As far as I can tell, this is made of felt, which doesn’t have much elasticity. Then again, perhaps it doubles as a bracelet.

73. May the odds be ever in your favor with this painted wood decoration.

Yes, I'm kind of repeating myself. But that's exactly what this wood image says though.

Yes, I’m kind of repeating myself. But that’s exactly what this wood image says though.

74. Commemorate the Katniss and Peeta love story with these pearl rings.

Available in gold, silver, and bronze. Still, if you don't know the significance of the pearl, then read the books.

Available in gold, silver, and bronze. Still, if you don’t know the significance of the pearl, then read the books.

75. Scrub up with these Tribute Collection soaps from the Fortune Cookie Soap Company.

Now these consist of soaps associated with the first book. For instance, the District 12 soap is coal.

Now these consist of soaps associated with the first book. For instance, the District 12 soap is coal.

76. Bake in the kitchen with this Mellark Bakery apron.

Yes, there's a line with Mellark Bakery stuff. Well, actually a few as I've seen on Pinterest. Don't ask me about it.

Yes, there’s a line with Mellark Bakery stuff. Well, actually a few as I’ve seen on Pinterest. Don’t ask me about it.

77. If you love the Hunger Games, then you’ll certainly love these trinkets.

Consists of Katniss, Peeta, and Gale. Nevertheless, they're all so cute.

Consists of Katniss, Peeta, and Gale. Nevertheless, they’re all so cute.

78. Have tons of fun with these Hunger Games wooden peg dolls.

Now these consist of Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Prim, Effie, Haymitch, Seneca Crane, and President Snow. Still, they're quite cute as you see.

Now these consist of Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Prim, Effie, Haymitch, Seneca Crane, and President Snow. Still, they’re quite cute as you see.

79. Show your love for the Hunger Games with this wire pendant.

Said to be about similar to the size of a penny. Still, you have to admire the craftsmanship and detail.

Said to be about similar to the size of a penny. Still, you have to admire the craftsmanship and detail.

80. Keep warm this season with your very own Hunger Games quilt.

Now this contains the Mockingjay as well as pieces to look like flames. Quite beautiful and intricate, indeed.

Now this contains the Mockingjay as well as pieces to look like flames. Quite beautiful and intricate, indeed.

Happy Hunger Games Merchandise

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So Nerdvember is off to a great start. Now most franchises have their own line of merchandise and The Hunger Games is no exception to that, especially with the fanbase and success that it has. I mean the books were bestsellers while the movies broke box office records, especially those with female leads. However, when it comes to merchandise, The Hunger Games finds itself in a unique position that poses a lot of problem. Now this has nothing to do with its popularity or whether fans will buy Hunger Games stuff. But rather, the fact that it centers around a story that contains rather disturbing material that fans and merchandisers may have missed. Like the fact that it takes place in a dystopian society that forces teenagers to take part in a televised fight to the death. Not to mention that many of them come from desperate situations like dire poverty like Katniss Everdeen herself. Some Hunger Games merchandise is fine, especially if it has the Mockingjay symbol. But there are some merchandise that is just plain ridiculous that it makes you wonder whether the people selling the stuff know anything about the series and what it’s about. So for your reading and viewing pleasure, here are some of the crazy Hunger Games merchandise you might see if you look hard enough.

  1. Keep warm this season with your very own Hunger Games snuggie.
Of course, this would really come in handy if your family is out of oil and you're too chicken to sign up for tesserae. Yeah, I read the books.

Of course, this would really come in handy if your family is out of oil and you’re too chicken to sign up for tesserae. Yeah, I read the books.

2. Enjoy countless hours of fun with Hunger Games Monopoly.

Of course, instead of having

Of course, instead of having “Go to Jail,” it’s “Treason, Become Avox.” For those who haven’t read the books, you really don’t want to be an Avox. And yes, it’s worse than going to jail. Much worse.

3. Smell like Peeta Mellark with your very own Baker’s Boy cologne.

I'm sure girls are bound to find the smell of burnt and stale bread sexy. Then again, reeking of baked goods might make a guy smell quite nice.

I’m sure girls are bound to find the smell of burnt and stale bread sexy. Then again, reeking of baked goods might make a guy smell quite nice.

4. For those who like to make gargling noises in the sack, an Avox thong is just the ticket.

Because to some people, nothing is sexier than a person who's been enslaved by the Capitol and had their tongue ripped out for committing treason. Yeah, pretty wrong on many levels.

Because to some people, nothing is sexier than a person who’s been enslaved by the Capitol and had their tongue ripped out for committing treason. Yeah, pretty wrong on many levels.

5. Show your love for the franchise with this Hunger Games bra.

I don't know about you but I have no idea why this thing even exists. Bet it leads to jokes like

I don’t know about you but I have no idea why this thing even exists. Bet it leads to jokes like “the odds favor lefty.” Good God.

6. May the odds be ever in your favor with this silver parachute necklace.

From io9:

From io9: “Considering the pain these silver parachutes eventually deliver, isn’t it a wee bit morbid to wear a silver parachute around your neck? Granted this particular parachute necklace is delivering Peeta’s special knock out broth, not death — but wasn’t the parachute symbol was forever tainted after the final book? Just saying.”

7. Show your mutual love for each other and the Hunger Games with Real or Not Real couples jewelry.

Because nothing is more romantic than trying to reconnect with your boyfriend after he's endured months of torture and brainwashing. Oh, and after he's tried to strangle you after being rescued from the Capitol.

Because nothing is more romantic than trying to reconnect with your boyfriend after he’s endured months of torture and brainwashing. Oh, and after he’s tried to strangle you after being rescued from the Capitol.

8. Let everyone know that you’re not someone to piss off with your very own “Muttation in Training” pin.

From io9:

From io9: “So you want The Capitol to murder you for entertainment, rip out your eyes, and turn you into a wolf? Yikes.” Basically sums it up.

9. Make your nails glimmer this year with China Glaze Capitol Colors.

Seriously, I highly doubt that any Hunger Games tributes would care about how their nails look. I mean they're taking part in competition where the competition is deadly, literally. I mean why?

Because teenage girls need to have great looking nails before they’re impaled before their funeral. Seriously, why does this line even exist?

10. Show your love for the Hunger Games with these quality flip flops.

I don't know about you. But I'm sure these shoes will serve no practicality whatsoever in the arena. Might want to stick with tennis shoes.

I don’t know about you. But I’m sure these shoes will serve no practicality whatsoever in the arena. Might want to stick with tennis shoes.

11. Have young girls reenact the Hunger Games with their very own Barbie dolls of Katniss, Effie, Peeta, Finnick, and more.

Then again, Twilight Barbies are probably worse. But still, does Mattel know what the series is about? Doesn't make it less disturbing.

Then again, Twilight Barbies are probably worse. But still, does Mattel know what the series is about? Doesn’t make it less disturbing.

12. Celebrate this Christmas by hanging your very own Hunger Games stocking.

Because nothing says

Because nothing says “peace on earth, good will toward men” like a stocking that says, “kill or be killed.” Yeah, how the Hunger Games fits into that, I have no idea.

13. Introduce your little one to the Hunger Games with a “Kill or Be Killed” baby beanie.

From Zimbio:

From Zimbio: “Want to raise your baby to be a badass nihilist? Start off by with a Hunger Games beanie that will prepare your newborn for a dystopian future where death is just a game.” Yeah, one of the most disturbing baby items I’ve ever seen.

14. Get your own Hunger Games look with Cover Girl’s Capitol Beauty Studio Collection.

Because as any Panem mother said, make sure you have a pretty face for you never know when you'll be impaled by a rival tribute. Seriously, Cover Girl what the fuck were you thinking?

Because as any Panem mother said, make sure you have a pretty face for you never know when you’ll be impaled by a rival tribute and turned into a muttation. Seriously, Cover Girl what the fuck were you thinking?

15. Fan of Haymitch Abernathy? Well, drink your own stuff with your own quality Haymitch mug.

Yes, it's made to look like a Jack Daniels label. And we all know Haymitch is District 12's town drunk. But still, his alcoholism is nothing to joke about after all he's been through.

Yes, it’s made to look like a Jack Daniels label. And we all know Haymitch is District 12’s town drunk. But still, his alcoholism is nothing to joke about after all he’s been through.

16. Like Katniss? Then perhaps you’d like some knee socks with her name on it.

From Zimbio:

From Zimbio: “Nothing too flashy here, just some super cool knee-high socks with Katniss’ name running down the leg. Now wherever you go, Katniss won’t be far behind.” Sounds kind of disturbing doesn’t it?

17. Cook recipes from Panem with your very own Hunger Games cook book.

From Zimbio:

From Zimbio: “A key to survival is knowing how to cook, which is why you’ll want to invest in The Unofficial Hunger Games Cookbook. Sure, Rue’s Roasted Parsnips, Grilled Tree Rat with Peanut Butter Dipping Sauce, and Plutarch Heavensbee’s Roasted Sucking Pig Surprise might not seem like fine dining, but, come on, Katniss had to eat squirrels for dinner.”

18. Make your home smell like hard liquor with your very own Haymitch scented candle.

Said to smell like rum, whiskey, and bourbon. Add to that PTSD, emotional heartache, and survivor guilt. No wonder he drinks.

Said to smell like rum, whiskey, and bourbon. Add to that PTSD, emotional heartache from losing your family and girlfriend, survivor guilt, and anguish over having to send 46 kids to their deaths. No wonder he drinks.

19. Make your home smell of roses with this President Snow scented candle.

From the label:

From the label: “President Snow may be an evil, ruthless, dictator but he sure smells delightful! His genetically engineered rose smells just as sweet as the real thing, and leaves no lingering taste of blood.” Okay, do you really want your home to smell like a guy fans call “Evil Santa Claus?” Think about it.

20. Survive the wilderness with your very own Hunger Games duffel bag.

Comes in all 12 districts. Perfect for storing weapons and supplies as you hunt down your peers.

Comes in all 12 districts. Perfect for storing weapons and supplies as you hunt down your peers.

21. Step into Capitol fashion with these Hunger Games high heeled shoes.

Well, at least they aren't flip flops and might be of some use for tributes. But once in the arena, then they'll make it easy for your rivals to kill you.

Well, at least they aren’t flip flops and might be of some use for tributes. But once in the arena, then they’ll make it easy for your rivals to kill you.

22. Celebrate the Mockingjay Part 2 premiere with a “Happy Hunger Games” Banner.

Uh, to me the notion, "Happy Hunger Games" is pretty disturbing. Kind of suggests that the Hunger Games are a more festive event instead of the horrible sick show they are.

Uh, to me the notion, “Happy Hunger Games” is pretty disturbing. Kind of suggests that the Hunger Games are a more festive event instead of the horrible sick show they are.

23. Remember, to keep in mind and wish all peace, love, and Hunger Games.

Peace, love, and Hunger Games? What the fuck? Does the designer have any idea that the Hunger Games is the exact opposite of peace and love. War, hate, and Hunger Games would've been more appropriate.

Peace, love, and Hunger Games? What the fuck? Does the designer have any idea that the Hunger Games is the exact opposite of peace and love. War, Hate, and Hunger Games would be more appropriate.

24. Refresh yourself with some Hunger Games H2O spring water.

Then again, it's probably much cleaner than whatever water Katniss has ever drank in her life. Still, it's the preferred drink when you're being chased to death by your peers for sport.

Then again, it’s probably much cleaner than whatever water Katniss has ever drank in her life. Still, it’s the preferred drink when you’re being chased to death by your peers for sport.

25. Support your favorite district in Catching Fire with your very own Victor T-Shirt.

Yeah, I know that hardcore fans may identify with certain districts like Harry Potter fans "sort" themselves into different houses at Hogwarts. However, in Catching Fire, victors from each district were forced to kill other kids to survive the games. Also, does anyone care about non-essential districts like 6? You know the one where the victors were both drug addicts.

Yeah, I know that hardcore fans may identify with certain districts like Harry Potter fans “sort” themselves into different houses at Hogwarts. However, in Catching Fire, victors from each district were forced to kill other kids to survive the games. It’s not like being at Hogwarts. Also, does anyone care about non-essential districts like 6? You know the one where the victors were both drug addicts.

26. Reenact the Hunger Games with your very own Katniss Everdeen action figure.

Now I do think Katniss Everdeen is a feminist role model and a great female character in her own right. However, we should understand that while Katniss may look badass with her bow, she's an unwilling pawn in the Capitol's twisted games. Making her an action figure makes her seem like she's in control but she's not.

Now I do think Katniss Everdeen is a feminist role model and a great female character in her own right. However, we should understand that while Katniss may look badass with her bow, she’s an unwilling pawn in the Capitol’s twisted games. Making her an action figure makes her seem like she’s in control but she’s not.

27. Kids, show your love for the Hunger Games by wearing this “I Love Capitol City” T-shirt.

For the last time, the Hunger Games involves the ritual slaughter of kids slaughtering each other as entertainment for the masses. It's not Harry Potter. Besides, the Panem Capitol is such a den of scum and villainy that it makes Mos Eisley space port look tame in comparison.

For the last time, the Hunger Games involves the ritual slaughter of kids slaughtering each other as entertainment for the masses. It’s not Harry Potter. Besides, the Panem Capitol is such a den of scum and villainy that it makes Mos Eisley space port look tame in comparison.

28. Help your baby be a future tribute with their very own Panem district bibs.

Does anyone think the notion of Hunger Games baby stuff is disturbing? Seriously, the best thing I can say about this that it's from District 12.

Does anyone think the notion of Hunger Games baby stuff is disturbing? Seriously, the best thing I can say about this that it’s from District 12.

29. Clean your hands with some Nightlock hand soap.

You mean the soap from those poison berries that killed Foxface? Uh, no thanks. I'll just keep my hands dirty.

You mean the soap from those poison berries that killed Foxface? Uh, no thanks. I’ll just keep my hands dirty this time.

30. For a more romantic theme, go with a “Real or Not Real” party banner.

Yes, those words might be romantic. But come on, they alone don't detract from the fact at the time Peeta was severely tortured with tracker jacker venom and other mental conditioning that made him almost kill Katniss.

Yes, those words might be romantic. But come on, they alone don’t detract from the fact at the time Peeta was severely tortured with tracker jacker venom and other mental conditioning that made him almost kill Katniss.

31. May the odds be ever in your flavor with this Hunger Games spoon.

I may not be an expert in cutlery. However, as someone who's familiar with the Hunger Games, this is in very poor taste.

I may not be an expert in cutlery. However, as someone who’s familiar with the Hunger Games, this is in very poor taste.

32. This Christmas, decorate your tree with these Hunger Games reaping ball ornaments.

Yeah, those things that have the kids names to select for Reaping Day. Really disturbing if you ask me.

Yeah, those things that have the kids names to select for Reaping Day. Really disturbing if you ask me.

33. Support the Capitol with your very own President Snow bracelet.

From Entertainment Weekly: "Forget Team Peeta and Team Gale, it’s all about Team Snow. Why not show your support for the misunderstood fascist dictator with this rose and Capitol seal bracelet? It is pretty, but isn’t the thought of wearing the emblem of an evil ruler (who doesn’t even have cool magical powers) a little disturbing?"

From Entertainment Weekly: “Forget Team Peeta and Team Gale, it’s all about Team Snow. Why not show your support for the misunderstood fascist dictator with this rose and Capitol seal bracelet? It is pretty, but isn’t the thought of wearing the emblem of an evil ruler (who doesn’t even have cool magical powers) a little disturbing?”

34. Show your support for Team Peeta with these pink panties.

In case you can't read the fine print, it says "A sensitive soul with great buns." Yeah, nothing says support in a death match than wearing their name across your butt.

In case you can’t read the fine print, it says “A sensitive soul…with great buns.” Yeah, nothing says support in a death match than wearing their name across your butt.

35. If you also like Peeta, then you’ll love this pink iphone case.

I'm sure we all do. But still, don't you think such support is kind of ridiculous? Seriously, why?

I’m sure we all do. But still, don’t you think such support is kind of ridiculous? Seriously, why?

36. Nothing shows your support for the Hunger Games than wearing a reaping orb around your neck with a chain.

Come on, why the hell would anyone make this? You know the names that come out usually have a less than 10% chance of coming home alive.

Come on, why the hell would anyone make this? You know the names that come out usually have a less than 10% chance of coming home alive.

37. For Catching Fire, don’t forget to grab some fiery footlongs at your neighborhood Subway.

Of course, this is no longer available but I had to put in. I mean The Hunger Games revolves around post-apocalyptic starvation.  Maybe they should've went with hoagies containing meat from squirrels, rabbits, or rats on burned or stale bread. That would've been more appropriate.

Of course, this is no longer available but I had to put in. I mean The Hunger Games revolves around post-apocalyptic starvation. Maybe they should’ve went with hoagies containing meat from squirrels, rabbits, or rats on burned or stale bread. That would’ve been more appropriate.

38. Show your love for the Hunger Games with these “Mockingjay with Flames” socks.

I know they took the design from the poster. But it kind of looks like the Mockingjay is going down in flames. And we know that Katniss is seen as the Mockingjay.

I know they took the design from the poster. But it kind of looks like the Mockingjay is going down in flames. And we know that Katniss is seen as the Mockingjay.

39. Light up your room with this Hunger Games light bulb.

Really? A Hunger Games light bulb? You're shitting me. Seriously, I'm just wondering how anyone could think of this. Said to cost $15 on Amazon by the way.

Really? A Hunger Games light bulb? You’re shitting me. Seriously, I’m just wondering how anyone could think of this. Said to cost $15 on Amazon by the way.

40. For those who love the Hunger Games, you’ll sure look stunning with Nightlock jewelry.

Because nothing says true love than hoisting these poison berries to you and your boyfriend's mouths and threatening a joint suicide. Didn't see a romanticization of suicide since Romeo and Juliet.

Because nothing says true love than hoisting these poison berries to you and your boyfriend’s mouths and threatening a joint suicide. Didn’t see such a romanticization of teen suicide since Romeo and Juliet.

41. Support the Hunger Games by wearing a pin volunteering your brother as a tribute.

From Entertainment Weekly: "This “I Volunteer My Brother as Tribute” pin makes it clear that you’d sacrifice your brother to avoid having to compete in the Hunger Games yourself." Still, I don't think volunteering works that way.

From Entertainment Weekly: “This “I Volunteer My Brother as Tribute” pin makes it clear that you’d sacrifice your brother to avoid having to compete in the Hunger Games yourself.” Still, I don’t think volunteering works that way.

42. If you’ve been stunned by a tracker jacker, try some antivenom.

Still, I think it might just be body wash. Still, if you're aware tracker jacker stings can cause brain washing, hallucinations, and/or death. Requires immediate treatment with a special kind of leaves.

Still, I think it might just be body wash. Still, if you’re aware tracker jacker stings can cause brain washing, powerful hallucinations, and/or death. Requires immediate treatment with a special kind of leaves.

43. If you like the smell of berries, try some Essence of Nightlock.

For God's sake what's with the Nightlock stuff? Do they have any idea they're poisonous berries Katniss threatened to do a joint suicide with? Seriously, why?

For God’s sake what’s with the Nightlock stuff? Do they have any idea they’re poisonous berries Katniss threatened to do a joint suicide with? Seriously, why?

44. Got chapped lips? Then keep them moist with Catching Fire Red lip gloss.

I think if you're trying to survive the Hunger Games, chapped lips are the last thing you'll probably worry about. Also, you won't use the whole tube anyway.

I think if you’re trying to survive the Hunger Games, chapped lips are the last thing you’ll probably worry about. Also, you won’t use the whole tube anyway.

45. Care for your future peacekeeper with this peacekeeper cadet burp blanket.

Of course, all peacekeepers start out as babies. But seriously, their main job is to maintain law and order and suppress dissent through coercion and brutality.

Of course, all peacekeepers start out as babies. But seriously, their main job is to maintain law and order and suppress dissent through coercion and brutality.

46. For your hunger needs at school, you can always get a Hunger Games lunch box.

Yeah, nothing like a way to honor a series about post-apocalyptic starvation than a thing you put food in. Of course, don't know if that's appropriate for kids in elementary school.

Yeah, nothing like a way to honor a series about post-apocalyptic starvation than a thing you put food in. Of course, don’t know if that’s appropriate for kids in elementary school.

47. With this burp cloth, remember that the odds were never in your baby’s favor.

Well, as far as the Hunger Games is concerned, at least this is honest. But as to why they have Hunger Games baby products, I don't have the slightest idea.

Well, as far as the Hunger Games is concerned, at least this is honest. But as to why they have Hunger Games baby products, I don’t have the slightest idea.

48. May the odds be ever in your favor with this silver parachute necklace.

Yes, this is another silver parachute necklace. But this one also has little compartments. But if you're familiar with the books, it's kind of a macabre piece of jewelry.

Yes, this is another silver parachute necklace. But this one also has little compartments. But if you’re familiar with the books, it’s kind of a macabre piece of jewelry.

49. Celebrate the Hunger Games with your very own Catching Fire chocolate bars.

Hope they're not like the assorted chocolates you eat from a fancy box. Wait a minute, this is promote a movie that deals with post-apocalyptic starvation. Why the hell do they have this?

Hope they’re not like the assorted chocolates you eat from a fancy box. Wait a minute, this is promote a movie that deals with post-apocalyptic starvation. Why the hell do they have this?

50. Create your own Hunger Games story with this magnetic story kit.

Said to contain 250 words only to create quotes from the movies said by Peeta and Katniss. Why they thought this was a good idea, I'll never know.

Said to contain 250 words only to create quotes from the movies said by Peeta and Katniss. Why they thought this was a good idea, I’ll never know.

51. For those who like Peeta, cuddle up with this Peeta pillow case.

Doesn't mean you might fantasize cuddling with Peeta, doesn't mean that a pillow case in his likeness is a good idea. Just saying.

Doesn’t mean you might fantasize cuddling with Peeta, doesn’t mean that a pillow case in his likeness is a good idea. Just saying.

52. Like Katniss, you too, can now have an orange Hunger Games backpack.

From You're Killing Us: "It’s orange, just like Katniss’! Remember how Katniss’ backpack was orange, so people in the arena would be better able to see her in the woods so that they could kill her? Awesome!"

From You’re Killing Us: “It’s orange, just like Katniss’! Remember how Katniss’ backpack was orange, so people in the arena would be better able to see her in the woods so that they could kill her? Awesome!”

53. Toast the Hunger Games with your very own Mockingjay beer stein.

I can totally imagine Haymitch drinking from this. However, I don't think he'd be drinking beer or just beer in that though.

I can totally imagine Haymitch drinking from this. However, I don’t think he’d be drinking beer or just beer in that though.

54. Cuddle up with Peeta with your very own Peeta polar fleece.

Would go nicely with that Peeta pillow case. But really, why have Peeta merchandise when you can get Katniss?

Would go nicely with that Peeta pillow case. But really, why have Peeta merchandise when you can get Katniss?

55. Make your eyes look stunning with these Effie Trinket eyelashes.

So they actually have these. Still, wouldn't want to wear them during a job interview. The HR might think you're tripping.

So they actually have these. Still, wouldn’t want to wear them during a job interview. The HR might think you’re tripping.

56. Wake up in the morning with a Hunger Games whistle mug.

From Virgin Media: "The musical notation version of Rue’s iconic whistle from the films, which means that there are literally about three people in the world who will see, recognize and enjoy this very niche product."

From Virgin Media: “The musical notation version of Rue’s iconic whistle from the films, which means that there are literally about three people in the world who will see, recognize and enjoy this very niche product.”

57. If it’s your thing you can go with some Tracker Jacker Venom.

To be fair, this is soap. But still, tracker jacker venom was what the Capitol used to hijack Peeta's mind so they could use him to kill Katniss. Think about it.

To be fair, this is soap. But still, tracker jacker venom was what the Capitol used to hijack Peeta’s mind so they could use him to kill Katniss. Think about it.

58. Show your love for the Hunger Games with your very own Mockingjay votive candle holder.

Wonder how anyone thought this was a good idea? Guess they thought a shadow mockingjay logo looked cool.

Wonder how anyone thought this was a good idea? Guess they thought a shadow mockingjay logo looked cool.

59. Sleep soundly with your very own District 12 bead spread.

From Zimbio: "You'll sleep soundly every night knowing that Peeta and Katniss are there to protect you. This Hunger Games bedspread is also a total chick magnet, so... win/win." I'm not so sure about that.

From Zimbio: “You’ll sleep soundly every night knowing that Peeta and Katniss are there to protect you. This Hunger Games bedspread is also a total chick magnet, so… win/win.” I’m not so sure about that.

60. Stay dry with your very own flaming Mockingjay umbrella.

From Zimbio: "While the kids in the Hunger Games have to worry about their friends murdering them, real world concerns like inclement weather are much less troubling. And although there's no death protection for the tributes, there is this flaming Mockingjay umbrella to help all of us stay dry."

From Zimbio: “While the kids in the Hunger Games have to worry about their friends murdering them, real world concerns like inclement weather are much less troubling. And although there’s no death protection for the tributes, there is this flaming Mockingjay umbrella to help all of us stay dry.”

May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor Dressed in These Wonderful Hunger Games Costumes

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Now that Halloween is over, I can go back to business as usual. So until Christmas comes around, no more posts about costumes, treats, crafts, or other stuff associated with special occasions. Okay, I’m wrong. Because during the next two months, two major science fiction franchises will dominate the big screen once again. One is an epic ground breaking franchise that changed the reputation of visual effects and science fiction movies in general as well as entertained generations for nearly 40 years. The other is based on a trilogy of young adult novels that were released less than 10 years ago. One is said to be a ripoff from a Japanese movie while the other actually is that even the creator admits it. One franchise will have its next installment after years of mediocre prequels and will unite 3 members of the original cast. The other will release its final installment based on the second part of the last novel. One takes place a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. The other takes place in a dystopian post-apocalyptic society in North America. One franchise involves a rebellion fighting against an evil empire in the midst of outer space and involves droids, jedi, aliens, and intergalactic battles. The other revolves around a rich capital exploiting its districts of resources and retaining control of them by forcing 24 teenagers from these districts in an annual fight to the death on live television. Still, they both involve headstrong heroines in mortal peril having to choose between a scruffy looking, dark, and handsome nerfherder who gets tortured/frozen and a sweet but seemingly wimpy light haired guy who’s not as lame or defenseless as he looks. But only one of these franchises involves a moment of incest. So to celebrate both movie franchise premieres, I have decided to attract both fan bases with my posts for Nerdvember.

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Since Mockingjay Part 2 will be released in theaters on November 20th while Star Wars: The Force Awakens won’t come out until December 18th, I might as well start with The Hunger Games first. Now for those who are unfamiliar with the books or the movies, let me explain. It’s based on a trilogy of young adult novels by Suzanne Collins. The story takes place on a dystopian post-apocalyptic society in North America called Panem with a rich and technologically advanced Capitol exploiting resources from 12 districts to varying levels of poverty that it controls with iron rule. And in order to show who’s in charge, the Capitol punishes these 12 districts for a past rebellion by selecting 2 kids in each district between the ages of 12-18 to battle in a fight to the death on live television everyone’s forced to watch. Our protagonist 16-year-old Katniss Everdeen is from District 12, the poorest of these districts and and has lived in dire poverty since her father died in a mining explosion when she was 11. But unlike most Hunger Games tributes in her district, she volunteers so her 12 year old sister, Prim won’t have to go (her name was picked on the Reaping Day lottery for the girls). However, at the same time, her fellow District 12 tribute, Peeta Mellark has been in love with her since they were kids, though Katniss didn’t take notice until he admitted it on national television (though I have to admit, Peeta’s actions aren’t as dumb as they seem). Themes consist of socio-economic inequality, media manipulation, government corruption and incompetence, lack of agency, violence as entertainment, war, exploitation, imperialism, and bread and circus style politics. And despite the books being catered to kids as young as 11-13, they contain elements like public nudity, decapitation, suicide, torture, mutilation, child prostitution, being buried alive, and other psychologically and emotionally disturbing content. I am not kidding about this. Seriously, read the books and/or watch the movies to see for yourselves. So let’s just say this isn’t a family friendly franchise we’re talking about here. So if you have children under 11 or children under 13 who haven’t read the books, you might want to have them watch Star Wars instead.

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Now as you might see from this glorious picture of Jennifer Lawrence from Catching Fire or almost anything Effie Trinket wears, a significant chunk of the series revolves around fashion. Of course, the poorer districts don’t get a lot of elaborate outfits. But once you get to the Capitol, yeah, you see all kinds of wild and crazy outfits that you’d think you were in the middle of a Lady Gaga music video. Katniss and her fellow tributes themselves even have their own fashion designer and stylists once in the Capitol so they can look pretty on the cameras for interviews. This comes especially for Katniss and tributes from the poorer districts since they basically don’t have the time to worry about their looks or basic hygiene in that matter. Yeah, they have much bigger things to worry about like eating and other basic needs. And yes, tributes do get put in a lot of ridiculous outfits as you might see. Still, the Hunger Games does have its share of fans dressing up as various characters for nerd conventions, Halloween, or their movie premieres. For girls Katniss Everdeen and Effie Trinket are usually popular choices while Ceasar Flickerman and Seneca Crane are the ones I most often see for guys. So for this post I decided to feature costumes from the movies but worn by the fans. Many of these will be DIY just because it more or less shows the creative spirit. So without further adieu, I present a treasury of Hunger Games fans in their costumes. And may the odds be ever in your favor.

  1. In Panem, you always need Peacekeepers to tame the masses, especially at Comic Con.
Now Peacekeepers are the Hunger Games equivalent to Imperial Stormtroopers. Yet, their main function is maintaining order and suppress dissidence through coercion and brutality.

Now Peacekeepers are the Hunger Games equivalent to Imperial Stormtroopers. Yet, their main function is maintaining order and suppress dissidence through coercion and brutality.

2. Now you can dress up like Katniss Everdeen as the Mockingjay.

Of course, this might mean being a figurehead for the Rebellion headed by someone who doesn't really like you. But still, the outfit is badass.

Of course, this might mean being a figurehead for the Rebellion headed by someone who doesn’t really like you. But still, the outfit is badass.

3. If you have two daughters, remember that it doesn’t cost a lot of money to dress them as the Everdeen sisters.

I'm sure Katniss's parents didn't buy most of her costume, especially the bow and ripped up pants. Still, that's an adorable picture.

I’m sure Katniss’s parents didn’t buy most of her costume, especially the bow and ripped up pants. Still, that’s an adorable picture.

4. Remember, it’s never too early to give your daughter archery lessons.

Now this is an adorable Katniss costume, which seems like an easy costume to make. Still, while Katniss Everdeen is a great role model for girls, I'm not sure if she makes a great toddler costume.

Now this is an adorable Katniss costume, which seems like an easy costume to make. Still, while Katniss Everdeen is a great role model for girls, I’m not sure if she makes a great toddler costume.

5. Now Effie Trinket just has to look her best on Reaping Day.

Now you'll see a lot of Effie Trinket in this post for obvious reasons. And yes, it's probably just as fun of a costume to make.

Now you’ll see a lot of Effie Trinket in this post for obvious reasons. And yes, it’s probably just as fun of a costume to make.

6. Hey, I didn’t know that Effie and Haymitch were a couple.

I'm sure Haymitch didn't spend much time or money on his costume, save maybe for the wig. Still, the glass is appropriate since the guy is an alcoholic.

I’m sure Haymitch didn’t spend much time or money on his costume, save maybe for the wig. Still, the glass is appropriate since the guy is an alcoholic. But you can’t blame him.

7. Be the “Girl on Fire” with this Katniss Everdeen costume.

Now this costume is from the first movie. But for safety's sake she had to use a cape of orange cloth and Christmas lights.

Now this costume is from the first movie. But for safety’s sake she had to use a cape of orange cloth and Christmas lights.

8. Of course, if you’re a guy who likes the Hunger Games but don’t want to dress in drag, you can always go as Caesar Flickerman.

Now Caesar Flickerman is a talk show host for the Hunger Game who's played by Stanley Tucci. Of course, he's best known for his blue wig and dazzling smile.

Now Caesar Flickerman is a talk show host for the Hunger Game who’s played by Stanley Tucci. Of course, he’s best known for his blue wig and dazzling smile.

9. Of course, you can make an Effie Trinket costume from just about anything, even newspapers.

Let's just say this would be Effie Trinket if she were promoting an environmental message. Well, if she wasn't too busy selecting tributes for Reaping Day and prepping them for a televised teenage death match.

Let’s just say this would be Effie Trinket if she were promoting an environmental message. Well, if she wasn’t too busy selecting tributes for Reaping Day and prepping them for a televised teenage death match.

10. Of course, a shiny blue dress and green wig will make the perfect Effie Trinket costume.

Of course, you might notice that Effie Trinket is a popular costume. Yeah, as long as you have a puffy silk dress and a funky wig, then you can have your own Effie Trinket costume.

Of course, you might notice that Effie Trinket is a popular costume. Yeah, as long as you have a puffy silk dress and a funky wig, then you can have your own Effie Trinket costume.

11. If you survive the Hunger Games, you’re bound to end up with some scrapes and bruises.

However, all this isn't nearly as bad as the lifetime of PTSD that you'd be dealing with. By the way, this is supposed to be Katniss.

However, all this isn’t nearly as bad as the lifetime of PTSD that you’d be dealing with. By the way, this is supposed to be Katniss.

12. Who knew that Effie Trinket could look so good in pink?

Guess Effie Trinket from the Hunger Games has given a new life to 1980s prom dresses everywhere. Let's just say if you want to dress up as her, it's best to go DIY.

Guess Effie Trinket from the Hunger Games has given a new life to 1980s prom dresses everywhere. Let’s just say if you want to dress up as her, it’s best to go DIY.

13. Who says that Hunger Games cosplay should just be reserved for humans?

Of course, I'm positive that this canine Katniss doesn't need arrows to kill squirrels. It's has stuff to do so like teeth.

Of course, I’m positive that this canine Katniss doesn’t need arrows to kill squirrels. It’s has stuff to do so like teeth.

14. Effie Trinket or Jean Harlow?

Now this is another incarnation of Effie Trinket. But your grandparents might think it's the 1930s platinum blond bombshell who died at 26.

Now this is another incarnation of Effie Trinket. But your grandparents might think it’s the 1930s platinum blond bombshell who died at 26 of kidney failure.

15. Not sure if Effie’s going to tolerate Haymitch’s drinking at this party.

Still, you can't blame Haymitch Abernathy for being alcoholic since he's the last guy from District 12 to win the Hunger Games prior to Katniss and Peeta.  You can guess what he had to deal with.

Still, you can’t blame Haymitch Abernathy for being alcoholic since he’s the last guy from District 12 to win the Hunger Games prior to Katniss and Peeta. You can guess what he had to deal with.

16. Just a couple of Peacekeepers patrolling the area. Nothing to see here.

Now these guys certainly made their own costume as you can tell by the batting helmets and football shoulder pads. Doesn't hurt that they have toy police stuff, too.

Now these guys certainly made their own costume as you can tell by the batting helmets and football shoulder pads. Doesn’t hurt that they have toy police stuff, too.

17. Guess this is a group picture of Katniss with the Capitol prep team.

Weird to see Cinna without gold mascara. Not sure if the Asian girl in the dress is supposed to be Effie though. Still, you can see how fun it is to dress up as someone from the Capitol.

Weird to see Cinna without gold mascara. Not sure if the Asian girl in the dress is supposed to be Effie though. Still, you can see how fun it is to dress up as someone from the Capitol.

18. Is it just me or am I seeing 3 Katniss Everdeens in this one?

I'd watch where they put the arrows if I were a couple of those girls. You never know where you might shoot somebody's eye out.

I’d watch where they put the arrows if I were a couple of those girls. You never know where you might shoot somebody’s eye out.

19. Which will she choose her hunting buddy or the boy with bread?

Of course, you have to like Peeta's costume in this as well as his death glare to Gale. Yeah, the baker's boy isn't as docile as he looks.

Of course, you have to like Peeta’s costume in this as well as his death glare to Gale. Yeah, the baker’s boy isn’t as docile as he looks.

20. As we all know, Katniss Everdeen is the Mockingjay.

And if you're familiar with the events of Catching Fire, you should know that Cinna gets in big trouble for this outfit. Like getting brutally beaten as Katniss enters the Quarter Quell.

And if you’re familiar with the events of Catching Fire, you should know that Cinna gets in big trouble for this outfit. Like getting brutally beaten as Katniss enters the Quarter Quell.

21. When you’re dressed up as Finnick Odair, make sure you have plenty of net.

Finnick Odair appears in Catching Fire as a victor from District 4, which specializes in fishing. Still, he's not a popular costume due to dress code rules like no shirt, no shoes, no service.

Finnick Odair appears in Catching Fire as a victor from District 4, which specializes in fishing. Still, he’s not a popular costume due to dress code rules like no shirt, no shoes, no service.

22. Even girls can dress up as Effie trinket if there’s a white wig involved.

Now that's an adorable costume. Still, I'm sure it didn't cost much to make assuming that she had that outfit to begin with.

Now that’s an adorable costume. Still, I’m sure it didn’t cost much to make assuming that she had that outfit to begin with.

23. If you’re going as Caesar Flickerman, make sure your hair matches your suit.

Now the hair may not have the character. But the glittery suit definitely makes the costume in this case.

Now the hair may not have the character. But the glittery suit definitely makes the costume in this case.

24. Of course, only in the Hunger Games are the more outlandish fashions behind the scenes.

Of course, one of Katniss's prep team members has her skin dyed green. It's not evident in the movies. Still, you have to admit that Seneca Crane does have an awesome beard.

Of course, one of Katniss’s prep team members has her skin dyed green. It’s not evident in the movies. Still, you have to admit that Seneca Crane does have an awesome beard.

25. If you’re a blond guy and your girlfriend’s Katniss, make sure you two are wearing matching windbreakers.

Of course, Katniss is wondering why Peeta isn't wearing a backpack. Still, if you're from the same district, it pays to match.

Of course, Katniss is wondering why Peeta isn’t wearing a backpack. Still, if you’re from the same district, it pays to match.

26. As doggie Effie Trinket says, “May the paws be ever in your favor.”

Still, I don't think Effie wears the Mockingjay pin as I remember. But yeah, that's sure in the real Effie Trinket spirit.

Still, I don’t think Effie wears the Mockingjay pin as I remember. But yeah, that’s sure in the real Effie Trinket spirit.

27. Even in drab, Effie Trinket is still a fun costume.

Just have some old denim clothes and you're all set. Still, in the books, remember that Effie Trinket doesn't defect to District 13, at least in the beginning.

Just have some old denim clothes and you’re all set. Still, in the books, remember that Effie Trinket doesn’t defect to District 13, at least in the beginning.

28. If you want to dress as Katniss, it help if you have a fire dress.

Of course, it's hard to tell which dress she's wearing since she had a few outfits that caught fire. Then again, it might be the wedding dress.

Of course, it’s hard to tell which dress she’s wearing since she had a few outfits that caught fire. Then again, it might be the wedding dress.

29. If you’re Effie Trinket, you can’t have enough butterflies on your dress or hair.

This is modest than what Effie wore in the movie. But it's still quite clever to say the least.

This is modest than what Effie wore in the movie. But it’s still quite clever to say the least.

30. Of course, it’s hard to create your own Katniss wedding dress.

Let's hope this isn't a Hunger Games themed wedding picture. Seriously, I may like the books, but I don't think a Hunger Games wedding is appropriate at all.

Let’s hope this isn’t a Hunger Games themed wedding picture. Seriously, I may like the books, but I don’t think a Hunger Games wedding is appropriate at all.

31. Of course, you can’t rock as Effie Trinket without orange and black.

From what they said about this picture, the woman dressed as Effie is supposed to be a school principal. Let's hope it's for a high school, shall we?

From what they said about this picture, the woman dressed as Effie is supposed to be a school principal. Let’s hope it’s for a high school, shall we?

32. Let’s have some tea and a chat for President Snow.

For those planning on dressing up as President Snow for the Hunger Games movie: You'll probably have no trouble looking for Santa Claus beards this time of year. Still, they don't call Snow "Evil Santa" for nothing.

For those planning on dressing up as President Snow for the Hunger Games movie: You’ll probably have no trouble looking for Santa Claus beards this time of year. Still, they don’t call Snow “Evil Santa” for nothing.

33. Over in the playpen, let’s turn to our very own Caesar Flickerman.

Now that's so adorable. You have to love this costume for God's sake, especially the blue hair.

Now that’s so adorable. You have to love this costume for God’s sake, especially the blue hair and fake microphone.

34. Did I tell you that Effie Trinket really likes Monarch Butterflies?

Now that's a butterfly dress I'm talking about. Well, at least in Effie Trinket's case. Chances are it took a long time to make this costume.

Now that’s a butterfly dress I’m talking about. Well, at least in Effie Trinket’s case. Chances are it took a long time to make this costume.

35. Just because she’s dressed in fishnet stockings doesn’t mean she’s a hooker. She could just be dressing as Effie Trinket.

For some reason, I don't see Effie Trinket in fishnets as very surprising. In fact, I don't think it's a surprise to see her in anything.

For some reason, I don’t see Effie Trinket in fishnets as very surprising. In fact, I don’t think it’s a surprise to see her in anything.

36. When you’re Effie Trinket, always make sure the right dress goes with the right hair.

And I'm sure Effie has plenty of wigs for all the dresses she wears. Yeah, it's kind of a thing at the Capitol. Don't ask.

And I’m sure Effie has plenty of wigs for all the dresses she wears. Yeah, it’s kind of a thing at the Capitol. Don’t ask.

37. Of course, all the Effie Trinkets will have to wait in line.

Caption: "Members of the public turn up at London's Marylebone Station dressed as Effie Trinket as part of 'The Hunger Games: Catching Fire' Capitol Costume Competition in which the winner gets to attend the 'Mokingjay: Part 1' premiere."

Caption: “Members of the public turn up at London’s Marylebone Station dressed as Effie Trinket as part of ‘The Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ Capitol Costume Competition in which the winner gets to attend the ‘Mokingjay: Part 1’ premiere.”

38. When you’re Effie Trinket, it helps that your hair matches your outfit.

So I guess Effie's at some sort of tea social. Wonder what she'll talk about there. Still, very clever.

So I guess Effie’s at some sort of tea social. Wonder what she’ll talk about there. Still, very clever.

39. Of course, to Effie Trinket, this is business casual.

Yeah, she tend to dress way more elaborately than that. Trust me. This is quite toned down, but not that much.

Yeah, she tend to dress way more elaborately than that. Trust me. This is quite toned down, but not that much.

40. Remember if you’re in the Hunger Games, it pays not the mess with Katniss.

That doesn't mean you won't be killed though. Because we all know the Hunger Games is a fight to the death.

That doesn’t mean you won’t be killed though. Because we all know that in the Hunger Games, the competition is deadly, literally.

41. As long as it looks like flame, you’re good to go with “Girl on Fire.”

Now this is a very cool Katniss costume. Love the flame cape here. Not realistic, but what can you do.

Now this is a very cool Katniss costume. Love the flame cape here. Not realistic, but what can you do.

42. If you have an afro wig, it helps that you dress up as Rue.

In the story, Rue is a tribute from District 11 who befriends Katniss. She's about 12. Still, she doesn't last.

In the story, Rue is a tribute from District 11 who befriends Katniss. She’s about 12. Still, she doesn’t last.

43. When it comes to baby costumes, it’s easy to dress as Finnick.

He may not have a 6 pack but he's certainly adorable. Just watch that he doesn't hurt anybody with the trident.

He may not have a 6 pack but he’s certainly adorable. Just watch that he doesn’t hurt anybody with the trident.

44. Of course, you don’t want to steal baby Katniss’s rattle.

Not sure if I'd trust a baby with a bow and arrow. But you have to admit, this costume is adorable.

Not sure if I’d trust a baby with a bow and arrow. But you have to admit, this costume is adorable.

45. As we all know, the family that does the Hunger Games together, stays together.

You can see this is a mostly boys group here. Not sure what the person in red supposed to be. Johanna? An Avox? One of Katniss's prep team?

You can see this is a mostly boys group here. Not sure what the person in red supposed to be. Johanna? An Avox? One of Katniss’s prep team?

46. Yes, Peeta, rest your weary head on Katniss’s flaming dress.

Of course, that's not real fire. But still, the idea of Peeta resting on a flaming dress kind of makes me uncomfortable.

Of course, that’s not real fire. But still, the idea of Peeta resting on a flaming dress kind of makes me uncomfortable.

47. We all know how Effie Trinket tends to glimmer in gold.

Not sure if Effie Trinket wore such outfit in the movie. But I wouldn't be surprised if she has something like this in her wardrobe.

Not sure if Effie Trinket wore such outfit in the movie. But I wouldn’t be surprised if she has something like this in her wardrobe.

48. When it comes to seeing the Hunger Games, make it a family affair.

Actually don't unless your kids have read the books. Still, you have to love the parents' costumes in this one.

Actually don’t unless your kids have read the books. Still, you have to love the parents’ costumes in this one.

49. When it comes to being the “Girl on Fire” using Christmas lights helps.

Now this looks quite cool as I do say so myself. If you're not familiar with The Hunger Games, you wouldn't get this.

Now this looks quite cool as I do say so myself. If you’re not familiar with The Hunger Games, you wouldn’t get this.

50. Don’t know about you, but it seems that Katniss is a bit creeped out about Seneca Crane and Effie Trinket.

Still, while Seneca Crane doesn't play a big role in the boos, he's loved by the fans nevertheless. Probably because of his beard.

Still, while Seneca Crane doesn’t play a big role in the boos, he’s loved by the fans nevertheless. Probably because of his beard.

51. Who says you can’t wear a wedding dress more than once?

Well, Katniss's wedding dress didn't really have a veil. But still, now that she's made it look like it's burning, she's bound to wear this for many occasions.

Well, Katniss’s wedding dress didn’t really have a veil. But still, now that she’s made it look like it’s burning, she’s bound to wear this for many occasions.

52. You wouldn’t know this but Seneca Crane is said to be a hit with the ladies.

Enjoy being a chick magnet while it lasts, Seneca. Because I'm positive that you won't last beyond the first book. Awesome beard or not.

Enjoy being a chick magnet while it lasts, Seneca. Because I’m positive that you won’t last beyond the first book. Awesome beard or not.

53. Seems like Effie Trinket is in her Sunday best.

Yes, that's Effie Trinket. But still, a bit more toned down than other examples. Yet, I'm sure the pattern does make my eyes sore.

Yes, that’s Effie Trinket. But still, a bit more toned down than other examples. Yet, I’m sure the pattern does make my eyes sore.

54. Like Katniss, a girl’s best friend is her bow.

And by "bow" I mean the one you shoot arrows with to hunt critters or tributes. Katniss knows her way around with that.

And by “bow” I mean the one you shoot arrows with to hunt critters or tributes. Katniss knows her way around with that.

55. Now Effie Trinket has a large closet. But she’s in the mood for blue today.

Yeah, I know I've been showing a lot of Effie Trinket lately. But still she has a lot of outfits and looks as you can see.

Yeah, I know I’ve been showing a lot of Effie Trinket lately. But still she has a lot of outfits and looks as you can see.

56. From District 7 for the Quarter Quell, you have Joanna Mason.

Like Finnick, Johanna first appears in Catching Fire. Her district specializes in lumber. Still, she does make quite an entrance in her intro.

Like Finnick, Johanna first appears in Catching Fire. Her district specializes in lumber. Still, she does make quite an entrance in her intro.

57. Looks a bit short for a Katniss wedding dress, doesn’t it?

Then again, perhaps a tutu is all you need in this situation. Or all you can afford. Still, pretty though.

Then again, perhaps a tutu is all you need in this situation. Or all you can afford. Still, pretty though.

58. With a Katniss wedding dress, you can’t have enough feathers.

Now that's probably the closest I've seen to pertaining to Katniss's wedding dress in the movie. Still, very beautiful though.

Now that’s probably the closest I’ve seen to pertaining to Katniss’s wedding dress in the movie. Still, very beautiful though.

59. Looks like this little Peeta Mellark loves to smile as much as baking bread.

Of course, you can tell it's Peeta because he's a boy and his shirt says "12." Other than that, he might as well be from a different district.

Of course, you can tell it’s Peeta because he’s a boy and his shirt says “12.” Other than that, he might as well be from a different district.

60. Seems like it’s just another day at the Capitol.

And it seems like President Snow had to put in the least amount of effort in his costume. I mean that white beard looks totally real.

And it seems like President Snow had to put in the least amount of effort in his costume. I mean that white beard looks totally real.

61. Here we come to Seneca Crane about to hail a cab.

Yes, Head Gamemaker Seneca Crane has an awesome beard. Unfortunately, that doesn't help him in his situation.

Yes, Head Gamemaker Seneca Crane has an awesome beard. Unfortunately, that doesn’t help him in his situation.

62. Remember to spread your wings like the Mockingjay.

Man, those are very big wings. Must take a lot of feathers. Hope a condor didn't get killed to make that costume. Because it's an endangered species.

Man, those are very big wings. Must take a lot of feathers. Hope a condor didn’t get killed to make that costume. Because it’s an endangered species.

63. In tribute parades, they always make sure the girl and the boy from each district have matching outfits.

Now this is supposed to be Katniss and Peeta from the tribute parade in the first movie. Yeah, the flames really don't look real in this.

Now this is supposed to be Katniss and Peeta from the tribute parade in the first movie. Yeah, the flames really don’t look real in this.

64. For anyone dressing as Peeta, it always helps if your suit has flames.

I don't know about you. But this looks less like Peeta the "Boy with Bread" and more like Peeta the Used Car Salesman. Not sure why.

I don’t know about you. But this looks less like Peeta the “Boy with Bread” and more like Peeta the Used Car Salesman. Not sure why.

65. Of course, you can’t have enough ruffles if you’re Effie Trinket.

No, that's not someone you'd see in Whoville. That's supposed to be Effie Trinket. But yeah, she does dress like that.

No, that’s not someone you’d see in Whoville. That’s supposed to be Effie Trinket. But yeah, she does dress like that.

66. If you’re dressed as Prim, chances are you’ll have a rather easy costume.

All that's required are a skirt, white shirt, pigtails, shoes, and not much else. You can get most of that stuff anywhere.

All that’s required are a skirt, white shirt, pigtails, shoes, and not much else. You can get most of that stuff anywhere.

67. If you like red, then a “girl on fire” dress might be your best bet.

Now Katniss wore the red dress in the first movie. But like the one in the second one, it did catch fire. Yet, it did not transform.

Now Katniss wore the red dress in the first movie. But like the one in the second one, it did catch fire. Yet, it did not transform.

68. For the Quarter Quell tribute parade, you might want to go with a sleek evening dress.

Like the outfit from the first movie, this one, too caught on fire. Still, not sure if I like this outfit better.

Like the outfit from the first movie, this one, too caught on fire. Still, not sure if I like this outfit better.

69. Guess the critters better hide, Katniss is out hunting.

Technically Katniss is poaching for rodents. But since District 12 is so poor, the laws aren't enforced as much. Well, at least at first.

Technically Katniss is poaching for rodents. But since District 12 is so poor, the laws aren’t enforced as much. Well, at least at first.

70. What do you mean you can’t shoot arrows in a red dress?

Of course, Katniss didn't shoot any arrows in a red dress. Well, as far as I know. But it's nice to imagine.

Of course, Katniss didn’t shoot any arrows in a red dress. Well, as far as I know. But it’s nice to imagine.

71. Take a tip from Katniss and don’t shoot arrows until you see the whites of their eyes.

Now this is her wearing a wetsuit from Catching Fire. Yeah, kind of looks dumb but they were aiming for practicality there.

Now this is her wearing a wetsuit from Catching Fire. Yeah, kind of looks dumb but they were aiming for practicality there.

72. Looks like Peeta isn’t too scared being alone in the woods.

Still, Peeta's not as much adept to wilderness survival as Katniss. But his main strength has more to do with PR.

Still, Peeta’s not as much adept to wilderness survival as Katniss. But his main strength has more to do with PR.

73. Yes, I’m sure these people have come with some police escort.

Yes, they're dressed like you'd see people in the Capitol. And yes, they look ridiculous. But that's kind of the point.

Yes, they’re dressed like you’d see people in the Capitol. And yes, they look ridiculous. But that’s kind of the point.

74. Who knew Caesar Flickerman didn’t just wear blue?

Now this is what Caesar Flickerman looked like in Catching Fire. Yes, he's wearing black and his wig is lavender.

Now this is what Caesar Flickerman looked like in Catching Fire. Yes, he’s wearing black and his wig is lavender.

75. Let’s just say you don’t want to get Katniss angry.

Of course, they don't call her "the Girl on Fire" for nothing. And yes, she can kill if she has to. I mean she did survive the Hunger Games.

Of course, they don’t call her “the Girl on Fire” for nothing. And yes, she can kill if she has to. I mean she did survive the Hunger Games.

76. Of course, it’s said the Katniss looks quite nice in red and black.

This might be the only Katniss outfit I haven't shown this far. Still, don't really know what to think of it.

This might be the only Katniss outfit I haven’t shown this far. Still, don’t really know what to think of it.

77. If you’re the Mockingjay, it’s best that you flaunt your wings.

Except if you're in the Capitol during the rebellion. In that case, you better be igcognito and remain so.

Except if you’re in the Capitol during the rebellion. In that case, you better be igcognito and remain so.

78. Seems like Katniss and Peeta are taking a rest.

Well, they better not rest long. Because you know, everyone is basically trying to kill them.

Well, they better not rest long. Because you know, everyone is basically trying to kill them.

79. Of course, you never know what Effie Trinket is going to wear next.

Now while I may think this look might be ridiculous to normal eyes, Effie might thing it's great. Of course, Capitol fashion can be weird like that.

Now while I may think this look might be ridiculous to normal eyes, Effie might thing it’s great. Of course, Capitol fashion can be weird like that.

80. As you might know, you can tell that Katniss and Peeta make a cheap couples costume.

Now when Katniss and her family were starving, it was Peeta who gave her a loaf of burnt bread that his family can't sell. Sure Peeta was better of than she was, but not that much.

Now when Katniss and her family were starving, it was Peeta who gave her a loaf of burnt bread that his family can’t sell. Sure Peeta was better of than she was, but not that much.