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can see a couple of blase faces on the couch. Meanwhile two of the women are drinking from bottles.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/article-0-0f2a5a0e00000578-863_634x599.jpg</image:loc><image:title>article-0-0F2A5A0E00000578-863_634x599</image:title><image:caption>Because you wouldn't survive without wearing heavy winter clothing. Seriously, this was obviously done in a studio.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/awkward-family-10-600x450-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>awkward-family-10-600x450</image:title><image:caption>Because why involve your kids in a manger display if they won't take it seriously. Still, kind of feel bad for the angel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/awkward-christmas-cards-cat-mas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>awkward-christmas-cards-cat-mas</image:title><image:caption>And yes, I mean his cat with a little Santa hat. Though the cat seems to have other ideas.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/screen-shot-2019-12-02-at-4.25.16-pm-768x1024-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Screen-Shot-2019-12-02-at-4.25.16-PM-768x1024</image:title><image:caption>Kid seems rather anxious doesn't he. Maybe Santa shouldn't frequent the bars on his time off. I suggest he do a 12-step.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/5b9c9e3c1f00002c00214b2e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5b9c9e3c1f00002c00214b2e</image:title><image:caption>Unfortunately dummy Santa can be just as terrifying as the one you see in the mall. But the girl doesn't seem to mind. Mainly because she could beat up the doll when it goes after her.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/5b4795bc2d7ede73b9475a3e5fb1dc0d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5b4795bc2d7ede73b9475a3e5fb1dc0d</image:title><image:caption>The youngest boy feels like he's forced into something he doesn't want to participate in. But I'm afraid he'll have to face the horror.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/0_httpscdnimagesdailystarcoukdynamic122photos877000900x738738877.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0_httpscdnimagesdailystarcoukdynamic122photos877000900x738738877</image:title><image:caption>Mostly all the members save the father. But one of the boys knows this stunt is incredbily lame and wants no part of it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/awkward20family20christmas20cards2020616dd69b70340d6df6992114d7cf8990-christmas-treats-family-christmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>awkwardfamilychristmascards;616dd69b70340d6df6992114d7cf8990--christmas-treats-family-christmas</image:title><image:caption>So they're awaiting his arrival in ducky pajamas. Know that these are grown ass men.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/familyawkward15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FamilyAwkward15</image:title><image:caption>Girl must come from a farm. Since her dad's also holding a lamb. Wonder what the photographer thought of that.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-12-20T22:29:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2019/12/19/rockin-around-the-christmas-tree-at-the-ugly-sweater-party-sixth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/resized-lead_1024x1024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>resized-lead_1024x1024</image:title><image:caption>Don't know why anyone would wear one. Since it looks utterly ridiculous if you ask me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/pf-4e5733e8-df12-40f5-9b1e-01d38beffbd7-dunkingmain1024px.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pf-4e5733e8-df12-40f5-9b1e-01d38beffbd7--dunkingMAIN1024px</image:title><image:caption>Here he plays some ball with Rudolph and an elf. And why's the elf on a basketball team. He's obviously too short.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/office-dunder_mifflin-ugly_xmas_sweater-image1_1200x630.jpg</image:loc><image:title>office-dunder_mifflin-ugly_xmas_sweater-image1_1200x630</image:title><image:caption>It's the paper company from The Office. There's even paper clips on here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/modcloth_mens_christmas_sweater_today_181115_cfab9e57ce8f645d9beab23b8eec843a.fit-720w.jpg</image:loc><image:title>modcloth_mens_christmas_sweater_today_181115_cfab9e57ce8f645d9beab23b8eec843a.fit-720w</image:title><image:caption>Probably not. But you'd never think Santa could hold a trident or breathe underwater either.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/mens-naughty-list-christmas-sweater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mens-naughty-list-christmas-sweater</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, I know it's dirty. But there are some people into it. Still, don't wear this sweater at the family Christmas gathering.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/mens-fake-trees-sweater-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mens-fake-trees-sweater-01</image:title><image:caption>Still, even if artificial, this Christmas tree's more real than Donald Trump's business and political successes ever will be. At least the impeachment will stick on him for the rest of his life.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/lapg_zombie_christmas_sweater__75352.1559444620.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lapg_zombie_christmas_sweater__75352.1559444620</image:title><image:caption>Because zombie elves are no match for the big man in the red suit. Do your worst, you brain-eating undead corpses.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/kohls_letitglow_christmassweater-5bbf9abfc9e77c0051f164df.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kohls_LetItGlow_ChristmasSweater-5bbf9abfc9e77c0051f164df</image:title><image:caption>He's even wearing sunglasses and a matching sweater, too. Like the lights on his antlers though.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/img_0422-edit_1024x1024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0422-Edit_1024x1024</image:title><image:caption>And this is certainly not one you'd wear for church.  Seriously, people will get eye problems looking at it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/imagesqmz1r9sz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>imagesQMZ1R9SZ</image:title><image:caption>Wears Santa hat and robe he does. Carries candy cane everywhere, he does. Go all over you in a lightsaber duel, he will.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-12-19T20:54:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2019/12/17/santacon-costumes-are-coming-to-town-fifth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/untitled1.png</image:loc><image:title>untitled1</image:title><image:caption>Well, it's a snowman bot. And I bet its here to freeze the Trump adminstration during the impeachment proceedings.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/santamonicapubcrawlhorn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SantaMonicaPubCrawlHorn</image:title><image:caption>Here she wears her cheerful attire and blows her horn. Also carries a sack over her back.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/santacon-nyc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santacon-nyc</image:title><image:caption>Well, he's dressed as a hippo. But hey, at least he's not as dangerous a real one that would tear you to pieces.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/santacon-new-york.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santacon-new-york</image:title><image:caption>Yes, this is a Joker Santa. And he's got lights on his beard. Nonetheless, please keep away from him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/santacon-2018-39.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SantaCon-2018-39</image:title><image:caption>Not sure where this is. Yet, one dons a jersey that he thinks go with his shorts.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/santacon-2014-miles-dixon13-web.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santacon-2014-miles-dixon13-web</image:title><image:caption>And they're dressed like costumed mascots. Unfortunately, they're not affiliated with the Pittsburgh Penguins.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/santacon-2014-105.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santacon-2014-105</image:title><image:caption>Here he stands with Santa. Not sure what the other 2 are supposed to be. Probably part of some ice skating show.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/santacon_img15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SantaCon_img15</image:title><image:caption>Indeed, she's in a lovely outfit with poinsettia hair decorations. But the Santa next to her really creeps me out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/santacon_img4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SantaCon_img4</image:title><image:caption>He's dressed in a mashup of Santa and Elvis. And yes, he's brimming with rhinestones.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/santacon_8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Santacon_8</image:title><image:caption>She wears a red Santa dress with a jacket of pom pom fasteners. Though her skirt's rather short.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-12-18T02:52:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2019/12/13/the-sweet-candy-world-of-gingerbread-architecture-fourth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/sleeping-beauty-gingerbread-castle_blog131213.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sleeping-beauty-gingerbread-castle_blog131213</image:title><image:caption>This is the castle from Disney's Sleeping Beauty. Here Prince Philip fights Maleficent as a dragon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/sml_4y7a5942-edited.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sml_4y7a5942-edited</image:title><image:caption>You know, George Washington's home. This one has farm animals in the courtyard for some reason.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/sinkhole-gingerbread-house-.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sinkhole-gingerbread-house-</image:title><image:caption>This is a gingerbread version of a Pittsburgh bus sinkhole incident. And yes, it's been parodied several times. Even as a Halloween group costume.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/life-size-gingerbread-house_blog131213.jpg</image:loc><image:title>life-size-gingerbread-house_blog131213</image:title><image:caption>Not sure if I'd want to go through a life size gingerbread house I could eat. But it's sure a stunning sight to behold.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/img_2117-bob-and-gingerbread-church.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2117 bob and gingerbread church</image:title><image:caption>This one must be for a college given the image on the left. Like the tree in the center. So pretty.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/img_0756.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0756</image:title><image:caption>Or is that a cathedral? Still, you have to love the blue and yellow dome on the roof.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/img_0041.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0041</image:title><image:caption>She's a cartoon character from Japan. Very popular in merchandise in the States.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/gingerbread-pagoda-home_blog131213.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gingerbread-pagoda-home_blog131213</image:title><image:caption>This one has a duck on top. Roof covered with icing. Ground covered with sugar.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/gingerbread-house-stencils-ghk-1542227813.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gingerbread-house-stencils-ghk-1542227813</image:title><image:caption>The antlers are made from pretzels. While a camper sits outside.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/gingerbread-house-ideas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gingerbread-house-ideas</image:title><image:caption>Kind of reminds me of an apartment complex in Whoville. Love the candy and vibrant colors.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-12-15T01:47:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2019/12/10/its-beginning-to-look-a-lot-like-christmas-with-these-village-houses-fifth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/tomtwinsteeple2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tomtwinsteeple2</image:title><image:caption>It's even purple with 2 red roof bell towers. Though I'm not sure if the tree is appropriate in snowy climates.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/little-deer-putz-house-cody-foster-christmas-houses-hou-237.jpg</image:loc><image:title>little-deer-putz-house-cody-foster-christmas-houses-HOU-237</image:title><image:caption>It's a small place with some simple Christmas decor. Deer hangs out on the lawn.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/side-swiss-chalet-christmas-putz-house-with-deer-peeking-around-corner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Side-Swiss-Chalet-Christmas-Putz-house-with-deer-peeking-around-corner</image:title><image:caption>This one is just white and green with a red roof. A golden deer lurks in the back.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/pier-1-christmas-putz-house-led-light-up-camper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PIER-1-Christmas-Putz-House-LED-Light-Up-Camper</image:title><image:caption>It has gold trimmed windows and a green roof. A large Christmas tree stands beside it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/il_570xn.1763864244_a3gl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1763864244_a3gl</image:title><image:caption>It has gold trimmed windows and a green roof. A large Christmas tree stands beside it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/il_570xn.1504591652_7suj.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1504591652_7suj</image:title><image:caption>Well, it's more of a sea green roof. Surrounded by a tree and holly berries.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/48690901813_d2a6ce2b20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>48690901813_d2a6ce2b20</image:title><image:caption>Sure it might have a small porch. But you have to love the nearby trees.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/40635775000_1ed794fdd1_h.jpg</image:loc><image:title>40635775000_1ed794fdd1_h</image:title><image:caption>This one has a brown roof and fence. Deer walks into the snow on the lawn.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/fe3bbc556bb47bf57c92cf73e37713c1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fe3bbc556bb47bf57c92cf73e37713c1</image:title><image:caption>This one has beads all over it. Also decked with pink trees, a deer, and a snowman near the door.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/christmas-village-putz-house-box-cardboard-vintage_1_f8ff85b0bcdb3f0959c4ac4d8e6ba5e2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christmas-village-putz-house-box-cardboard-vintage_1_f8ff85b0bcdb3f0959c4ac4d8e6ba5e2</image:title><image:caption>Or is it a red house with a green roof? Because I can see the chimney.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-12-11T00:11:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2019/12/07/not-so-great-tidings-of-not-much-comfort-and-joy-christmas-gift-list-fifth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/witty-yetis-dehydrated-water-16oz-can-new-formula-essential-camping-survival-supply-funny-gag-gift-adult-stocking-stuffer-for-.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Witty-Yetis-Dehydrated-Water-16oz-Can-NEW-Formula-Essential-Camping-Survival-Supply-Funny-Gag-Gift-Adult-Stocking-Stuffer-for-</image:title><image:caption>So how does this work exactly? Because dehydrated water simply can't exist. Seriously, what the hell is this? A joke?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/wolo-400-airmite-2-power-air-horn-12-volt-low-and-high-tone-0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wolo-400-Airmite-2-Power-Air-Horn-12-Volt-Low-and-High-Tone-0</image:title><image:caption>Want to make a grand entrance in traffic? This is for you. Makes a great gift for some asshole drivers who like to announce their presence in a big way. But it's hell for everyone else.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/assured-at-home-marijuana-drug-test-0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Assured-At-Home-Marijuana-Drug-Test-0</image:title><image:caption>For the stoner who might've smoked too many. Or someone who wants to know whether their dazed loved ones are stoned out of their minds.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/smug-pepe-frog-pin-by-memewerks-100-smug-internet-meme-lapel-pin-0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SMUG-Pepe-Frog-Pin-by-MemeWerks-100-SMUG-Internet-Meme-Lapel-Pin-0</image:title><image:caption>Let's just say, though Pepe's a relatively harmless character, he's become associated with the Alt-Right in recent years. So getting anything with his face on it isn't a good idea.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/turbospoke-bicycle-exhaust-system-0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turbospoke-Bicycle-Exhaust-System-0</image:title><image:caption>Makes a great gift for the motorcycle enthusiast who can't afford one. So you give them this to compensate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/the-art-of-farting-0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Art-of-Farting-0</image:title><image:caption>Learn how to break wind with this handy guide. But keep your ass far away from the candles.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/78559-cegcxb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>78559-cegcxb</image:title><image:caption>Fill this with green shower gel and you can use the mucus to clean yourself. Ugh, did that come out really gross?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/79172-57b299.jpg</image:loc><image:title>79172-57b299</image:title><image:caption>From Worst Gifts: "But really, what happens when the adventure calls? It happens when you least expect it! So it’s a good thing you’re burning dozens of calories with all this typing you’re doing! If you are looking to feel a little more comfortable on the adventure trail, you need a pair of Hobbit size slippers. They’re not ugly, I mean…. , in any case they’re comfortable. Oh, yes, so comfortable. You will want to stay in your underground home all day and will never venture to steal a dragon’s loot."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/78008-4f51gh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>78008-4f51gh</image:title><image:caption>Yes, it's a women's one piece of a man's hairy chest. Try to explain that one to children.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/78312-0821f1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>78312-0821f1</image:title><image:caption>It's lingerie with a thick ribbon bow as a bra. But the underwear is just a few strings attached. And doesn't look comfortable.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-12-08T22:17:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2019/11/29/we-wish-you-a-merry-christmas-on-vintage-christmas-cards-sixth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/wm-three-fish-1bg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wm-three-fish-1bg</image:title><image:caption>Okay, wonder how they use their fins to hold eating utensils. Seriously, you'd think this was straight out of Spongebob Squarepants.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/untitled6.png</image:loc><image:title>untitled6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/untitled5.png</image:loc><image:title>untitled5</image:title><image:caption>And it has to be the girl who has to do the pulling. Kind of sexist if you ask me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/untitled3.png</image:loc><image:title>untitled3</image:title><image:caption>Girl's got her whip in case he comes behind her. She's not going to risk getting kidnapped. Or at least without a fight.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/untitled2-1.png</image:loc><image:title>untitled2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/untitled-2.png</image:loc><image:title>untitled</image:title><image:caption>Who the hell rides bikes during the winter? Seriously, this is messed up on so many levels.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/snail-bugs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snail-bugs</image:title><image:caption>The cockroach and butterfly of course. Snails are incredibly slow creatures. Also, why is this a Christmas card?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/red-bugs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red-bugs</image:title><image:caption>I'm sure whatever's in the basket isn't having a good time. Since the bugs intend to feast soon enough.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/r6107_63_d01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>r6107_63_d01</image:title><image:caption>Why would anyone hang their clothes on the line in winter? Seriously, that's the worst time of year to do so.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/untitled1-1.png</image:loc><image:title>untitled1</image:title><image:caption>Though the puppy looks a bit evil looking. Like it plans on chewing on your new clothes just for the hell of it. Or peeing on your new carpet.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-29T22:58:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2019/11/29/its-the-most-wonderful-time-of-the-year-with-vintage-christmas-album-covers-sixth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cover</image:title><image:caption>One guy sits on a throne with Jack Daniels and a cigar. While the other guys are behind sacks. Or are they in them?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/529f7fc1e6ab6f4118ffcf09a7bf66fc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>529f7fc1e6ab6f4118ffcf09a7bf66fc</image:title><image:caption>You know the guy who thinks he's such a great musician but will never leave. Because the music industry is a cutthroat business that only values looks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/23-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>23-3</image:title><image:caption>Even the illustrated bird is like, "what the hell, man." Yeah, it's quite strange looking isn't it?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/0dc949531d07835b524e4e587d60f00b-650-80.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0dc949531d07835b524e4e587d60f00b-650-80</image:title><image:caption>Apparently some are wearing leis. Did they do this photo op while on a Hawaii vacation? Or did some wear whatever they had on at the time?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/xmas-album-cover42.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xmas-album-cover42</image:title><image:caption>The red background doesn't do any wonders for them. Also what are those ball gift things?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/xmas-album-14-1021x1024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xmas-album-14-1021x1024</image:title><image:caption>The lollipops look like they're eaten. While the snowmen have no personality.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/xmas-album-13-1024x1024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xmas-album-13-1024x1024</image:title><image:caption>He also wears a black shirt with a pink sweater. And he doesn't care the least. Nor does he mind the godawful upholstery. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/xmas-album-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xmas-album-11</image:title><image:caption>Since all the women and girls in this obviously have their hair styled in some unnatural way. Kind of reminds me of pictures you'd see on Awkward Family Photos.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/wpid-wp-1419242174422.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>wpid-wp-1419242174422</image:title><image:caption>Not sure if that's a good idea. This is especially if the only white guy bears a slight resemblance to Steve Buscemi.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/wpid-wp-1418074693935.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>wpid-wp-1418074693935</image:title><image:caption>Yet, there's one guy who seems rather excited by the upcoming Christmas bar drinking. The other guys play it cool.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-29T21:56:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2019/11/29/deck-the-halls-with-these-christmas-craft-projects-fifth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/12313761_925248047559129_5231839162619899506_n.jpg.ec0ac71cc3c8e0f855f02f04b1e5a63b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12313761_925248047559129_5231839162619899506_n.jpg.ec0ac71cc3c8e0f855f02f04b1e5a63b</image:title><image:caption>Well, they're snowmen made out of tires. And yes, they're still around even when it doesn't snow. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/christmas-wood-crafts-wood-crafts-awesome-wooden-crafts-of-wood-crafts-admirably-easy-cheap-wood-christmas-tree-crafts-pintere.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christmas-wood-crafts-wood-crafts-awesome-wooden-crafts-of-wood-crafts-admirably-easy-cheap-wood-christmas-tree-crafts-pintere</image:title><image:caption>Yes, they have blocks stacked on them. Some more than 3. Yet, you got to love their stars.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/new-high-quality-large-stocking-cartoon-decorations-snowman-moose-beer-gift-christmas-head.jpg</image:loc><image:title>new-high-quality-large-stocking-cartoon-decorations-snowman-moose-beer-gift-christmas-head</image:title><image:caption>These have plush decorations. Available with a Santa, snowman, and reindeer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/25-unique-frame-wreath-ideas-on-pinterest-picture-frame-wreath-inside-picture-frame-christmas-wreath.jpg</image:loc><image:title>25-unique-frame-wreath-ideas-on-pinterest-picture-frame-wreath-inside-picture-frame-christmas-wreath</image:title><image:caption>This one has a couple pearly white baubles and a few shimmering snowflakes. Perfect for any Christmas door.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/christmas-crafts-1572637366.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christmas-crafts-1572637366</image:title><image:caption>Rather it's made out of spools. And they have blue, pink, and red thread on them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/834754dfc91cbeef03451d5ef2bcaaa6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>834754dfc91cbeef03451d5ef2bcaaa6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/8ff8d7d6b955e4efcd2eb40d4965b255.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8ff8d7d6b955e4efcd2eb40d4965b255</image:title><image:caption>Each of these has a funky hat. While a jingle and a bow sits on top.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/d49e63be853257485579ac6568fcec01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d49e63be853257485579ac6568fcec01</image:title><image:caption>There's one Santa and several snowmen. Wonder why that is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/23521-full_beaded-christmas-tree-kits-beaded-safety-pin-christmas-tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>23521-full_beaded-christmas-tree-kits-beaded-safety-pin-christmas-tree</image:title><image:caption>This one is made out of beads and safety pins. While there's a nice silver star on top.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/gingerbread-decoration-ideas-christmas-craft-idea_005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gingerbread-Decoration-Ideas-Christmas-Craft-Idea_005</image:title><image:caption>They even have different patterned bow ties. held by a wire with branches.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-29T21:40:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2019/11/29/god-rest-ye-merry-gentlemen-on-these-christmas-treats-sixth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/teaserbox_4096615006.jpg.png</image:loc><image:title>teaserbox_4096615006.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/mini-hot-cocoa-cups-christmas-cookies-1535482394.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mini-hot-cocoa-cups-christmas-cookies-1535482394</image:title><image:caption>These are chocolate cookie cups with handles. Like the icing and sprinkles on top.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/veggie-christmas-tree.png</image:loc><image:title>Veggie-Christmas-Tree</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/polar-bear-hot-chocolate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Polar-Bear-Hot-Chocolate</image:title><image:caption>The polar bears are made from marshmallows and whipped cream. And yes, they'll melt your heart.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/healthy-snacks-for-kids-from-bren-did-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Healthy-Snacks-for-Kids-from-Bren-Did-32</image:title><image:caption>These are dipped in chocolate. Also sport M&amp;M beaks and feet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/ea1afe72d74fb5c194c7cd6fa0dab7d9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ea1afe72d74fb5c194c7cd6fa0dab7d9</image:title><image:caption>Contains flowers, gingerbread men, snowflakes, and Santa. Has a red bow and dog figure on top.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/e070b4504cddd357d7deb41e50563526.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e070b4504cddd357d7deb41e50563526</image:title><image:caption>This one has Santa and holly decor on the top. Still, so cute.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/e11e0dee2020bfbf7337dd5eafdd0ea4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e11e0dee2020bfbf7337dd5eafdd0ea4</image:title><image:caption>This one has chocolate walls and roof. Trimmed with icing and candy canes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/e7d74885ee7e48424f307a080900dda6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e7d74885ee7e48424f307a080900dda6</image:title><image:caption>Each of these are dipped and icing and richly decorated. Like the one with the red and green stripes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/e5c365ada02d03882a0f8da58cc46274.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e5c365ada02d03882a0f8da58cc46274</image:title><image:caption>These are in red, green, and white. Each is uniquely ddecorated in shiny sprinkles and icing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-29T21:38:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2019/11/29/nsfw-elf-on-the-shelf-a-k-a-the-post-i-ruin-a-stupid-christmas-tradition-sixth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/ms9o29v.resize_640x.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ms9o29V.resize_640x</image:title><image:caption>Basically watching Barbie doing a naked pole dance. And he seems to enjoy it. That pervert.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/537540_4967526952482_722899327_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>537540_4967526952482_722899327_n</image:title><image:caption>Apparently, she shits mints. Don't want to fish it out. No thanks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/naughty-elf-on-the-shelf-849x1024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>naughty-elf-on-the-shelf-849x1024</image:title><image:caption>And they're Glinda and Elphaba. Wonder what can go wrong with that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/elf-on-the-shelf-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elf-on-the-shelf-8</image:title><image:caption>Is this supposed to be autoerotic asphyxiation? You know what actually killed David Carradine?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/playboy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>playboy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/img_0003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0003</image:title><image:caption>He seems to be riding it with a rather suggestive grin. Also note that beaver is a slang term for female genitalia.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/images3f8rrroc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images3F8RRROC</image:title><image:caption>Bet he doesn't want to know as long as he sits there, he's in the hot seat. And he'll eventually die, especially if he's a disaster as ruler of the Seven Kingdoms.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/hqdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hqdefault</image:title><image:caption>Here he's in bed with Ariel, Mulan, and Tinkerbell. Don't want to ruin my childhood just yet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/elfbarb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elfbarb</image:title><image:caption>Here Minker is in bed and smoking cigarettes with Barbie. Wrong on so many levels.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/what-is-the-point-of-elf-on-the-shelf-closed-elf-on-the-shelf-names-meaning-of-elf-on-the-shelf-meme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>what-is-the-point-of-elf-on-the-shelf-closed-elf-on-the-shelf-names-meaning-of-elf-on-the-shelf-meme</image:title><image:caption>If I was Santa, I'd strongly put him on the naughty list. Because he's a sociopathic demon.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-29T21:35:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2019/11/29/ho-ho-ho-holy-shit-vintage-christmas-advertising-of-yesterday-sixth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/xmas-advert-1974.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xmas-advert-1974</image:title><image:caption>Okay, this one has a lot of very unfortunate implications. Then again, it might depend who's receiving it, which is probably a man. But I don't like where this is going.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/dec-1966-attention-men-get-her-a-dishwasher-for-christmas-750x1554.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dec-1966-Attention-men-Get-her-a-dishwasher-for-Christmas-750x1554</image:title><image:caption>Well, that's definitely a good idea. But does the pitch have to be this sexist?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/tobacco-ads4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tobacco-ads4</image:title><image:caption>For the fun is only fleeting until one of you gets cancer and dies. Seriously, better to miss the fun smoking. Even with Pall Mall or any brand.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/7f6d231abe0bcd19ffdaeb608614d857-christmas-ad-christmas-graphics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7f6d231abe0bcd19ffdaeb608614d857--christmas-ad-christmas-graphics</image:title><image:caption>For one, how is that possible? Second, why does that woman seem more intrigued than frantically running to the door?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/vibratorlarge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vibratorlarge</image:title><image:caption>This is a beauty product that's incredibly expensive. But modern women don't use vibrators as beauty enhancements these days.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/untitled.png</image:loc><image:title>untitled</image:title><image:caption>This one depicts 3 men and a boy in their underwear. Which would never happen under normal circumstances anywhere. Please let them be family.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/christmas-ads-from-life-magazine-in-the-1950s-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christmas Ads From LIFE Magazine in the 1950s (19)</image:title><image:caption>Are they kissing a man or each other? If a man, is it the same man? If the same man, please keep as far apart from each other as possible.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/nycfun64.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NYCFun64</image:title><image:caption>Actually, Christmas travel isn't really that fun. Also, Santa, you don't touch kids that way. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/l-tux1idrxwcib9m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>l-tux1idrxwcib9m</image:title><image:caption>Actually it's whiskey so may not be good for an AA member. Also, never get a puppy for Christmas. It's at least a 10 year commitment. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/4204109182_822ebc8546.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4204109182_822ebc8546</image:title><image:caption>A Cadillac, everyone. Recommended as a gift by sugar daddies to their gorgeously kept women. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-29T21:32:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2019/10/29/scary-and-eerily-adorable-diy-halloween-costume-inspirations-fifth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/bd185fde91ebbc9d72c8deae3255b44d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bd185fde91ebbc9d72c8deae3255b44d</image:title><image:caption>That's Zero from The Grand Budapest Hotel. Helps his boss steal a painting and wins over a girl at a bake shop. However, his boss is killed by Nazis and his wife suddenly dies in childbirth.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/bb1ae6f66f3ae02dd1e691968293f441.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bb1ae6f66f3ae02dd1e691968293f441</image:title><image:caption>One's a teenage girl with 3 brothers whose mom's having an affair with the local sheriff. The other is an orphaned boy on a summer camping trip with his Boy Scout troop.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/ba6bdff24c33598f41e94df43f065ef9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Processed with VSCOcam with c1 preset</image:title><image:caption>The candle flame is made from tulle. And she's all covered in sprinkles.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/ba3d7833d0336acb0f43edf95f301b2b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ba3d7833d0336acb0f43edf95f301b2b</image:title><image:caption>Since she's dressed up as a flower pot. And yes, flowers grow from her shirt.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/b2765005280cfeecea7ef187913d9f4c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b2765005280cfeecea7ef187913d9f4c</image:title><image:caption>This is actually a vintage photo. One kid is ketchup. The other is mustard. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/b573839c0573bf0d4e505f80be7f4e5a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b573839c0573bf0d4e505f80be7f4e5a</image:title><image:caption>Actually I think she's an 18th century zombie. From what I can tell, she's an aristocrat on her way to the ball before she was tragically murdered.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/b9648a0df2ca2bc83b6cdbe6c3ad2009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b9648a0df2ca2bc83b6cdbe6c3ad2009</image:title><image:caption>The costume is mostly made out of felt. Nonetheless, it's adorable.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/b703d09934cde163bf0cbda20a1f8fc5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b703d09934cde163bf0cbda20a1f8fc5</image:title><image:caption>She's decked out in foil and puckers her lips. And yes, she has a paper stream on her hat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/b87cf1de9fc18e6a4733378cb6191564.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b87cf1de9fc18e6a4733378cb6191564</image:title><image:caption>This little girl's dressed as a traffic light. And yes, it lights up. So cute.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/b6e01d73695345fd1267fa1d365a8b5f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b6e01d73695345fd1267fa1d365a8b5f</image:title><image:caption>But please don't dance like Elaine does to that Earth, Wind, and Fire song. Love her star 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the bear rocks a horse by the fire. So hard to resist. Awww.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/gift-package-mailed-wedding-dress-font-b-bear-b-font-get-married-for-font-b-money.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gift-package-mailed-wedding-dress-font-b-bear-b-font-get-married-for-font-b-money</image:title><image:caption>I guess it is, given the groom's outfit. The bride wears a white dress.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/pregnancyteddybear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pregnancyteddybear</image:title><image:caption>Since she's pregnant. As you can tell by her maternity dress.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/4024385.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4024385</image:title><image:caption>Well, this is for a little kid. Nonetheless, it's a colorful get up with a pom pom hat. So cute.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/6ea348474058aa5f8b16008f72f80df0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6ea348474058aa5f8b16008f72f80df0</image:title><image:caption>Well, it wears that sweater. Though they're not making these chalk hearts this year.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/spirit_teddy_030216_800x500redbar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spirit_teddy_030216_800x500redbar</image:title><image:caption>This was for the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio. Nonetheless, he seems like quite the avid patriot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/d4ac9db8a2ac18a243fe030b86c47922-vermont-teddy-bears-large-bags.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d4ac9db8a2ac18a243fe030b86c47922-vermont-teddy-bears-large-bags</image:title><image:caption>Comes with pom poms, flag, and megaphone. Like her bows. So adorable.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bear</image:title><image:caption>This is a Lucille Ball teddy bear. Please don't employ her in any candy factory.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/vtb-201707-custommadebears-image2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vtb-201707-custommadebears-image2</image:title><image:caption>This is the female version of the Vermont bear. Comes with dog and blond hair.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/bright-rainbow-teddy-bear-confetti-main-3532-3532.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bright-rainbow-teddy-bear-confetti-main-3532-3532</image:title><image:caption>This bear has bright colors all over it. So adorable and colorful.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-02T02:29:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2019/01/28/fall-in-love-with-these-valentines-day-craft-projects-fourth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/e1119375a2ea228ee0c19676b1c03a85.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e1119375a2ea228ee0c19676b1c03a85</image:title><image:caption>Now that's more like it. Love the beautiful jewelry on it. Wouldn't mind having this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/f4b2adad6c9f18eca58df9d8ac935aca.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f4b2adad6c9f18eca58df9d8ac935aca</image:title><image:caption>This one is covered in jewelry, buttons, and pearls. Love the golden bow. So lovely.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/756fabe8542d34db1884e210b23c5baa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>756fabe8542d34db1884e210b23c5baa</image:title><image:caption>Helps if it's against some sheet music. Wonder what the song is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/d0a304f48a491c68aa045ca0a776a0ef.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d0a304f48a491c68aa045ca0a776a0ef</image:title><image:caption>This one has pearls laced in them. While it's held up by a white ribbon and a rose.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/7e8c06782fc7c5f3672042208b2c5a65.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7e8c06782fc7c5f3672042208b2c5a65</image:title><image:caption>This one only has roses on one side. Yet, the bouquet is tied with a burlap bow.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/73265408f619e30fa61f175789e4abc7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>73265408f619e30fa61f175789e4abc7</image:title><image:caption>This one is made within a picture frame. Like the intricate design.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/e87b8708d6eae45614e6c726464cb385.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e87b8708d6eae45614e6c726464cb385</image:title><image:caption>Available in red, pink, and white. The white one is especially shiny.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/21b4527b08197a4685ee94561edff9b2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>21b4527b08197a4685ee94561edff9b2</image:title><image:caption>This one spells "LOVE" with each letter in a flower pot. Also has hearts rising from them, too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/1a5f92e2a9025c13fc979a9e4e04a043.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1a5f92e2a9025c13fc979a9e4e04a043</image:title><image:caption>You can have them say anything you want. Yet, you can't buy the real candies though.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/0da403634863591593db8d96e268230d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0da403634863591593db8d96e268230d</image:title><image:caption>This is a red felt wreath with flowers. Like the pearl centers, too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-29T02:32:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2019/01/22/the-wonderful-world-of-vintage-valentines-sixth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/ygs8dky.png</image:loc><image:title>ygs8dky</image:title><image:caption>Well, chances are if you're using a ring, you can't afford a lobster dinner anyway. Still, lobster is a strange thing to put on a valentine.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/war-v.jpg</image:loc><image:title>war v</image:title><image:caption>What does Valentine's Day have to do with a combat zone? Shouldn't love be about promoting peace between nations? Not killing each other?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/vintage-hula-ameri-card-valentine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vintage-hula-ameri-card-valentine</image:title><image:caption>Not sure if this is offensive. But what the hell is the girl wearing under her grass skirt? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/vintage-black-americana-watermelon-valentine-card.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vintage-black-americana-watermelon-valentine-card</image:title><image:caption>Okay, this is really racist. Yeah, I know it was a different time. But still, the offensiveness must be noted. Also, see how the girl has bare feet and is smiling.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/valentine-heartbroken.jpg</image:loc><image:title>valentine-heartbroken</image:title><image:caption>Though this is just utterly ridiculous. Seriously, she might be sad. But she kind of makes me wonder if the designers were on drugs at the time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/valentine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>valentine</image:title><image:caption>Yet, smoking a cigarette while being dressed in shorts and a sweater won't help. Seriously, he reminds me of a pint-sized Victor McLagen from The Informer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/valentine-stalking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>valentine stalking</image:title><image:caption>Sure he might be stalking for his valentine. But at least he's got a blunderbuss. So he's only got one shot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/valentine-killing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>valentine killing</image:title><image:caption>Yet, unlike Cupid, I don't think his arrows will make you fall in love with someone. Rather they'll probably kill you. Also kind of resembles a sex dungeon Robin Hood.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/valentine-sex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>valentine sex</image:title><image:caption>Yet, this one features a tiki mask. Something that Polynesian people hold as a sacred image. Oh, commercialism, what will you debase next?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/valentine-hot-sex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>valentine hot sex</image:title><image:caption>I bet the gist of this card is: "So do you think I'm great in bed?" But they used tennis motifs to make it seem wholesome when it's not.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-23T03:00:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/04/07/a-series-of-unfortunate-events-the-musical-a-whole-snake-world/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-15T04:05:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/05/09/a-series-of-unfortunate-events-the-musical-medusoid-mycelium-in-cave-and-return/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/ASOUE-season-3-1663967.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ASOUE-season-3-1663967</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-14T03:37:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2019/01/12/make-a-wish-and-blow-out-the-candles-with-these-birthday-party-cakes-fifth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/untitled3.png</image:loc><image:title>untitled3</image:title><image:caption>Though I'm not sure about the message. But at least they gave the unicorn a sweet pink mane.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/untitled.png</image:loc><image:title>untitled</image:title><image:caption>Okay, that kind of frightens me. Seriously, the dog looks like it's about to bite at somebody's heels in cold blood.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/tinker-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tinker</image:title><image:caption>God, her head is quite misshapen on this cake. While her wings are quite small. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/support-birthday-cake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>support-birthday-cake</image:title><image:caption>Not sure if showing support means whipping out a bra. Then I get it's supposed to be a joke.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/superman4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>superman4</image:title><image:caption>However, Superman looks more like he's resting than flying through the sky to save people. Kind of lame if you think about it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/some-people-celebrate-anything.jpg</image:loc><image:title>some-people-celebrate-anything</image:title><image:caption>I'm sure this is for a kid's 13th birthday. But you'd think it was for a 13th, uh, something else.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/serge-cake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>serge-cake</image:title><image:caption>I'd have to be an egomaniac to want that. Because this looks really strange if you ask me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/redsox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>redsox</image:title><image:caption>Okay, the bat should go. Seriously, the phallic imagery is apparent.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/rebecca252bj252b.252blw252b.252bharry252bpotter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rebecca2bj2b.2blw2b.2bharry2bpotter</image:title><image:caption>What the hell is up with his mouth? Seriously, that just looks really weird.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/racingaccident1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>racingaccident1</image:title><image:caption>Yet, the track looks quite messy for Motocross doesn't it? Also I don't think the racer will get out of the icing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-14T15:02:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2019/01/08/the-senseless-shutdown/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-08T18:11:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2019/01/07/touchdown-with-these-super-bowl-sunday-party-treats-fifth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/superbowl-snacks-seattle-seahawks-seattle-grunge-chex-mix.png</image:loc><image:title>superbowl-snacks-seattle-seahawks-seattle-grunge-chex-mix</image:title><image:caption>Indeed, it's another snackadium. Like the popcorn goal posts.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/bfc9dc9c5f24e309872236f63a5eddce-contest-rules-seattle-seahawks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bfc9dc9c5f24e309872236f63a5eddce--contest-rules-seattle-seahawks</image:title><image:caption>This one seems made from Papa John's. But it sports the iconic Seahawks logo nonetheless.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/super-bowl-snacks-football-popcorn-chocolate-almonds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>super-bowl-snacks-football-popcorn-chocolate-almonds</image:title><image:caption>This one has blue and orange drizzle all over it. Not sure what the footballs are made of.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/1b5ca3d9e532e9007e764c66b76d5b5f-denver-broncos-cake-armadillo-cake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1b5ca3d9e532e9007e764c66b76d5b5f--denver-broncos-cake-armadillo-cake</image:title><image:caption>Some have orange sprinkles. Others are covered in blue drizzle.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/874de8c56df2f455b771cf812bcff99b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>874de8c56df2f455b771cf812bcff99b</image:title><image:caption>These may contain Reese's cups inside. While the stitching consists of white icing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/531a027567261966aa29a8ffeb2a5f5a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>531a027567261966aa29a8ffeb2a5f5a</image:title><image:caption>This one includes bacon and celery as well. Perfect for any game day appetizer tray.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/superbowl_brownies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>superbowl_brownies</image:title><image:caption>This one has layers of brownie, cookie dough, Oreo, and fudge. Has M&amp;Ms and sprinkles on top.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/landscape-1453235923-super-bowl-snack-stadium-easy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>landscape-1453235923-super-bowl-snack-stadium-easy</image:title><image:caption>This one seems doable. Just has a dip tray and a few bins for snacks and sauces.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/eecf482e4002463d46ce6ff0db70181f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eecf482e4002463d46ce6ff0db70181f</image:title><image:caption>It's a kind of dish from South America. Seems like a cross between a burrito and a calzone.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/fe064d2b20bfa5b603f114598799a126.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fe064d2b20bfa5b603f114598799a126</image:title><image:caption>Almond Joys contain almonds and coconuts. While these are shaped like 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sure the pie is cream and made with a store crust. Still, I don't think Hoosiers would complain.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/eda38213e8aafbc8a0a9b0a392a9ce08.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eda38213e8aafbc8a0a9b0a392a9ce08</image:title><image:caption>This one has an M and "Go Blue" on the crust. Want a slice?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/e791af08a4bc3c22d8065c0cf314581b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e791af08a4bc3c22d8065c0cf314581b</image:title><image:caption>These consist of waffle pretzels, white icing, and blue M&amp;Ms. Easy to make for any game.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/e9c2b17ae66e1ee5eccbc6110565638a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e9c2b17ae66e1ee5eccbc6110565638a</image:title><image:caption>Apparently, Auburn has a golf team. And yet, Aubie wears a football jersey.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/e4c167de154c97a66edd678a67f09a2c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e4c167de154c97a66edd678a67f09a2c</image:title><image:caption>These are chocolate with VT on dark red and orange icing. Bet they're delicious.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/ddc92b2f1bae12b24d4d8853c703a874.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ddc92b2f1bae12b24d4d8853c703a874</image:title><image:caption>Well, hogs can be quite vicious animals you don't want to run into. And look at those gnashing teeth.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/dc828940bd7f5043075dc2dd8ab7300c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dc828940bd7f5043075dc2dd8ab7300c</image:title><image:caption>This one has red and white stripes on with the Arizona logo. While it's trimmed with red candies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/d55633706a637f7e09075ae580b95a7b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d55633706a637f7e09075ae580b95a7b</image:title><image:caption>This one has a football on top. While the top tier is decorated as a field.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/d5003303e19c5751ada8cbc835aa2bc0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d5003303e19c5751ada8cbc835aa2bc0</image:title><image:caption>This one consists of Michigan noodles and corn. Because corn is yellow.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/d86ba573f29e29f6b8b2c880679a7228.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d86ba573f29e29f6b8b2c880679a7228</image:title><image:caption>Though college baseball doesn't get a lot of publicity due to the end of the school year stuff. 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Yet, you can't actually crack nuts with it since it's made of ice.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/84917e17578ac38783efad7ebfa4905d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>84917e17578ac38783efad7ebfa4905d</image:title><image:caption>This is an ice phonograph. But don't play any records on it since you can see it doesn't have much inside.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/3d9efd5c86a5e0ab7c2c598e0755da4c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3d9efd5c86a5e0ab7c2c598e0755da4c</image:title><image:caption>In a way, it kind of is. But it's too intricate for a wedding as you can see.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Detours-IceSculpture-09b6fe02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Detours-IceSculpture-09b6fe02</image:title><image:caption>This one seems to have a Native American on some sort of vision quest. And he's not sure what animal he should go with.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/ae430697b6386a626484041477ca83d3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ae430697b6386a626484041477ca83d3</image:title><image:caption>This is the ice rendition of the rose from Beauty and the Beast. Thankfully, the flower is fake.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/13-Iced-Barrel-Bar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13-Iced-Barrel-Bar</image:title><image:caption>It's a barrel bar on ice. And yes, it seems you can actually gets drinks from there.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/380638277_216dc0771d_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>380638277_216dc0771d_o</image:title><image:caption>Though I'm not sure where it could ski in the Antarctic. But it's quite cute.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/6894_05.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6894_05</image:title><image:caption>This is from a winter festival in Japan. But that horse is surely sturdy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/3DSculpture-09.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3DSculpture-09</image:title><image:caption>I had to include at least one ice sculpture from Frozen. Since Queen Elsa has ice powers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Batman-Ice-Sculpture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Batman-Ice-Sculpture</image:title><image:caption>Well, an ice sculpture of Batman, anyway. But unlike the Dark Knight of Gotham, he will melt.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-23T23:26:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/12/22/the-enchanting-winter-wonderland-of-snow-sculpture-fourth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/thBUOAQFCR.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thBUOAQFCR</image:title><image:caption>Well, I see the wise men and the animals. So I guess the stable is quite crowded for Christmas.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/snow-sculptures-that-truly-rock-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snow-sculptures-that-truly-rock-5</image:title><image:caption>They're the big statues on Easter Island. Yet, here they have the makings of a barbershop quartet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/snow-sculptures-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snow-sculptures-8</image:title><image:caption>Despite that climate changes threatens their very existence. While a penguin serves them. Wait a minute, polar bears and penguins don't live in the same area.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/snow-sculptures-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snow-sculptures-5</image:title><image:caption>Well, it's not as cozy as the real thing. But it's close enough.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/snow-sculptures_winter-carnival_15600-staats.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snow-sculptures_winter-carnival_15600-staats</image:title><image:caption>I know this is a desert scene where you don't see any snow. But it's quite spectacular for a winter carnival.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/snowsculptureeagle-624x624.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snowsculptureeagle-624x624</image:title><image:caption>You have to admire its spectacular wings. while its talons perch onto the ring and into the snow.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Snow-Sculpture-04.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snow-Sculpture-04</image:title><image:caption>You can see it's held by 2 hands. Though the flame will melt if near a real fire.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/snow-sculpture-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snow-sculpture-2</image:title><image:caption>Then again, that looks more like a bird. Wonder if this is from Native American mythology.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Snow-sculpture.png</image:loc><image:title>Snow-sculpture</image:title><image:caption>Kind of reminds me of an Amazon. Though she could certainly put a shirt on. Since it's cold outside.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/snowsculpt_china.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snowsculpt_china</image:title><image:caption>I guess this is for Chinese New Year. For I see a large Chinese lantern in the background.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-24T08:02:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/12/21/frosty-the-snowman-and-all-his-friends-fourth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/289505693_31c6ac7176.jpg</image:loc><image:title>289505693_31c6ac7176</image:title><image:caption>Since she's supposed to be a bombshell bathing beauty. Guaranteed to stop traffic.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/730f3c84fded64e1f23a29cdd70c2b4a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>730f3c84fded64e1f23a29cdd70c2b4a</image:title><image:caption>It's even taller than the snowman. While it's covered in spray paint.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/unusual-snowman-5-1fuzz-com.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unusual-snowman-5-1fuzz-com</image:title><image:caption>I think the snowman is supposed to be an Orthodox priest. And yes, they can get married, by the way.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/19_jpegc764e94222476f410c4796dacdaf2538.jpeg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>19_jpegc764e94222476f410c4796dacdaf2538.jpeg</image:title><image:caption>This one makes fun of religious fanatics obsessed with the coming apocalypse. But for snowfolk, spring is very much the end.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/megprice_slide-351ac1079fc5b4429288c57d50a5657891e8a9cf-s800-c15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>megprice_slide-351ac1079fc5b4429288c57d50a5657891e8a9cf-s800-c15</image:title><image:caption>Here he is sitting on the bench reading the paper. Just like a normal guy on his way to the office.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/briancolson_wide-199a5903cf85d632acb40b99ec66804bfd7b5895-s800-c15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>briancolson_wide-199a5903cf85d632acb40b99ec66804bfd7b5895-s800-c15</image:title><image:caption>Though these snowmen use their heads as the ball. Kind of freaky if you ask me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/0c29ae3ed20bff68de4a77e17803c73d-snowman-jokes-telephone-booth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0c29ae3ed20bff68de4a77e17803c73d--snowman-jokes-telephone-booth</image:title><image:caption>Still, nobody uses phone booths anymore. Since we all use smart phones that we keep in our pockets or bags.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/b359127c35b649b3ff29ff35222f4a9c-funny-valentine-happy-valentines-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b359127c35b649b3ff29ff35222f4a9c--funny-valentine-happy-valentines-day</image:title><image:caption>Guess this is for Valentine's Day. Now that's a long way away. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/3e46e7c08664866d4f3be78620843cf8-snowmen-pictures-funny-snowman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3e46e7c08664866d4f3be78620843cf8--snowmen-pictures-funny-snowman</image:title><image:caption>It's from that "Gangnam Style" video. And yes, the guy's dressed up like the snowman next to him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/ba8796bf6f55f9ab2ecf15c23e3d8cca.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ba8796bf6f55f9ab2ecf15c23e3d8cca</image:title><image:caption>Here he's lounging on his lawn chair. Like the bucket and shovel.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-23T00:36:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/12/20/merry-christmas-from-our-family-to-yours-on-christmas-memories-fifth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/1784335249.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1784335249</image:title><image:caption>From Awkward Family Photos: Ant Man
“This portrait was taken at my family’s 2010 Christmas celebration, when we gathered from all over the USA. The guy in the ant costume is my husband. Respecting the industriousness and work ethic of the European Wood Ant, he believes everyone should emulate ants for the forthcoming year. He is the only person I know who celebrates this way.”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/awkward-christmas-e1482447785157-769x1024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>awkward-christmas-e1482447785157-769x1024</image:title><image:caption>From Awkward Family Photos: “We dug this gem up recently.  None of us realized how creepy the Santa was except our baby sister.  We still aren’t sure where the camera actually was.”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/untitled2-1.png</image:loc><image:title>untitled2</image:title><image:caption>From Awkward Family Photos: “My 4 year old son Jack had been asking to meet Santa. However, when we got to the mall he confessed he was nervous. When it was our turn he really didn’t want to at all, if you can’t tell.”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/baby-mama-christmas-e1482790906438-785x1024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby-mama-christmas-e1482790906438-785x1024</image:title><image:caption>From Awkward Family Photos: “This is me with Santa in 1975. I can’t tell who is more unhappy, me or him.”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/vacuum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vacuum</image:title><image:caption>Because it's guaranteed that she won't like it. Seriously, just don't.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/untitled-1.png</image:loc><image:title>untitled</image:title><image:caption>From Awkward Family Photos: “For our annual Christmas card one year, my dad decided it would be a good idea to showcase ALL of the holidays.  Sancho the dog is Arbor Day.”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/sweater-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sweater-2</image:title><image:caption>From Awkward Family Photos: “Before our son left for the Navy we decided to take one last family vacation. Hawaii seemed perfect, however our 13-year-old daughter was less than pleased the entire trip and refused to wear shorts or anything else weather appropriate. My husband insisted on a family photo and this was the best we could do.”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/socks-819x1024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>socks-819x1024</image:title><image:caption>More like 420 socks. If you don't know what that is, Google it and be astonished by the term.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/uncle-1024x1006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uncle-1024x1006</image:title><image:caption>From Awkward Family Photos: “My husband’s uncle didn’t like one of the gifts we got him for Christmas so he sent it back to us with this letter. I don’t think we’ll get him anything at all next year.”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/untitled1-2.png</image:loc><image:title>untitled1</image:title><image:caption>From Awkward Family Photos: “A couple of years ago my daughter had surgery on both of her legs over Christmas break. Tired of being cooped up in the house she decided last minute she wanted to go to a Christmas party with her church youth group. We scrambled for ideas for the costume competition and settled on her being a ballerina from The Nutcracker (her sister went as a nutcracker). This was taken midway through the party when I’m pretty sure she was exhausted and maybe the pain meds started wearing off.  Either way, her friends decided to make her a bit more festive and this is the end result.”</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-21T02:39:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/12/21/merry-christmas-from-our-family-to-yours-on-christmas-memories-fourth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/1743575839.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1743575839</image:title><image:caption>I mean you can easily see the guy's beard underneath. Guaranteed to ruin any kid's childhood.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-20T16:31:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/12/17/rockin-around-the-christmas-tree-at-the-ugly-sweater-party-fifth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/tumblr_inline_nz3yjbjQAy1sisj8i_1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_inline_nz3yjbjQAy1sisj8i_1280</image:title><image:caption>Since there are presents on her Christmas dress. While her skirt is covered in holly and ornaments.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/tipsy-elves-mens-roof-santa-ugly-christmas-sweater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tipsy-elves-mens-roof-santa-ugly-christmas-sweater</image:title><image:caption>Here Santa goes to the bathroom on the chimney. Either the kids have really been bad or the parent works for the Trump administration.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/the-funniest-ugliest-christmas-sweaters-out-there-and-what-they-say-about-you-on-itsmomtastic-by-letmestart-featuring-a-betty-.png</image:loc><image:title>the-funniest-ugliest-christmas-sweaters-out-there-and-what-they-say-about-you-on-itsmomtastic-by-letmestart-featuring-a-betty-</image:title><image:caption>Well, Betty White Christmas anyway. Other than one with snow, it's the best kind of Christmas.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/shopping.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shopping</image:title><image:caption>On the other hand, you might want to stay the hell away from the Griswolds during the holidays. Seriously, look what happened to their neighbors.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/shoot_your_eye_sweater_baseball_jersey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shoot_your_eye_sweater_baseball_jersey</image:title><image:caption>This is from A Christmas Story since Ralphie wants a BB gun. More of a jersey, but it counts.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/reindeer-head-ugly-christmas-sweater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reindeer-head-ugly-christmas-sweater</image:title><image:caption>This guy seems quite proud of himself. Includes baubles on the wreath. While the reindeer is plush.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Raisevern-Ugly-Christmas-Sweater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Raisevern-Ugly-Christmas-Sweater</image:title><image:caption>The pizza slices even travel through space. While one is decorated with ornaments.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/quirky-ugly-christmas-sweater-reindeer-hoodie-2017.jpg</image:loc><image:title>quirky-ugly-christmas-sweater-reindeer-hoodie-2017</image:title><image:caption>This one has a reindeer body that you put your head in the hoody. Wonder if it has antlers on the hood.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/puking-reindeer-ugly-christmas-sweater-0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puking-reindeer-ugly-christmas-sweater-0</image:title><image:caption>Apparently, this reindeer's going to hurl. Didn't know they party hard like that at the North Pole.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/policestuff_2340_1690147684.gif</image:loc><image:title>policestuff_2340_1690147684</image:title><image:caption>Here you see Santa with an assault weapon in the woods. And yes, he's a zombie sleighter. Get it?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-23T00:49:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/12/13/santacon-costumes-are-coming-to-town-fourth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Santarchy-Orlando-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Santarchy-Orlando-1</image:title><image:caption>Actually that's a guy, which you can tell by his beard. But at least he's wearing an ugly sweater and a Santa dress.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/diy-christmas-costumes-luxury-do-you-wanna-build-a-snowman-diy-snowman-costume-of-diy-christmas-costumes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Diy Christmas Costumes Luxury Do you wanna build a snowman DIY snowman costume</image:title><image:caption>They're dressed in black with tulle skirt. But don't forget the antlers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/81Iaz5FANRL._UY445_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>81Iaz5FANRL._UY445_</image:title><image:caption>Yet, I don't think bright red makes great camouflage. Still, it's pretty funny.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/alan-morris-sf-flic.krpBcefYj1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alan-morris-sf-flic.krpBcefYj1</image:title><image:caption>He may know who's naughty or nice. But this Santa is squarely on the Dark Side.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/santaconnyc11-81.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santaconnyc11-81</image:title><image:caption>But even he can be a bit naughty. Yet, he's also covered in money. So he's kind of a con man.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/images4GS7MUV3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images4GS7MUV3</image:title><image:caption>Well, he's wearing an inflatable Santa suit. Not sure how he'll get out of it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/1_9NyTHOvI36B7KWFr6DfLiw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1_9NyTHOvI36B7KWFr6DfLiw</image:title><image:caption>You can tell since they're elves with flight goggles. Yes, that's a female Santa.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/SantaCon-2015-7medium_large.1450241201.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SantaCon-2015-7,medium_large.1450241201</image:title><image:caption>Well, they're wearing shiny ornament costumes. Though they look kind of deflated.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/11-alternative-reno-santa-pub-crawl-costume-ideas-2-16340-1418247049-7_dblbig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11-alternative-reno-santa-pub-crawl-costume-ideas-2-16340-1418247049-7_dblbig</image:title><image:caption>There we have a gingerbread man and his lady inside a joint. And yes, they're adorable.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/images7HQGKATJ.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images7HQGKATJ</image:title><image:caption>Some of them are in wrapped gift boxes. Hope they can sit down once in awhile.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-13T23:11:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2015/12/18/santacon-costumes-are-coming-to-town/</loc><lastmod>2018-12-13T16:20:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/12/10/the-sweet-candy-world-of-gingerbread-architecture-third-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/0d446743a1a24b285ed6f9185fca359b-house-template-ginger-bread.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0d446743a1a24b285ed6f9185fca359b--house-template-ginger-bread</image:title><image:caption>Certainly has a unique style to it. Love the beautiful roof and windows.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/d0bda1abb28107f503dd223e1542de41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d0bda1abb28107f503dd223e1542de41</image:title><image:caption>This one pops out toys nonstop. Mostly because it's powered by magic.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/b5e663afd9d19d385d1b7ffb99b20c61.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b5e663afd9d19d385d1b7ffb99b20c61</image:title><image:caption>Makes you wonder whether some magician lives there. Love the black lattice and golden trim.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/2efd806ff6df8b9be9326f0b63d068c9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2efd806ff6df8b9be9326f0b63d068c9</image:title><image:caption>Is that real water spouting out? Love the Christmas tree at the top.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/2d12c24b64e8e5b053b023133c30521b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2d12c24b64e8e5b053b023133c30521b</image:title><image:caption>This one has rainbow lights on the top and sides. So pretty.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/king-kong-gingerbread-e1449623939525.jpg</image:loc><image:title>king-kong-gingerbread-e1449623939525</image:title><image:caption>Here he is on top of the Empire State Building wearing a Santa hat. Man, people can get crazy ideas sometimes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/gingerbread-house-man-made-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gingerbread-house-man-made-11</image:title><image:caption>This seems rather easy to make. Just take some gingerbread pieces and put them in a stone circle.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/whoville-gingerbread-village-450x300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whoville-gingerbread-village-450x300</image:title><image:caption>This is supposed to be Whoville's central square. Love the Christmas tree.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/3laurent-lhuillier-windows-catering-supreme-court-washingtondc-christmas-showcase-csmm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3Laurent-Lhuillier-Windows-Catering-Supreme-Court-WashingtonDC-Christmas-Showcase-CSMM</image:title><image:caption>However, now that Brett Kavanaugh's in there, the Supreme Court's legitimacy is under great scrutiny. Still, love the candy cane columns and Christmas decorations.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/566799e0-39bc-47a9-a085-1c6f460dfde0-sheratongingerbreadvillage126.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sheraton Gingerbread Village</image:title><image:caption>Even includes the Space Needle, the city's most famous landmark. While the skyline is spectacular.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-11T01:43:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/12/09/its-beginning-to-look-a-lot-like-christmas-with-these-village-houses-fourth-edition/</loc><lastmod>2024-10-07T01:45:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/12/07/not-so-great-tidings-of-not-much-comfort-and-joy-christmas-gift-list-fourth-edition/</loc><lastmod>2018-12-09T00:34:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/12/06/we-wish-you-a-merry-christmas-on-vintage-christmas-cards-fifth-edition/</loc><lastmod>2019-09-26T10:44:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/12/03/its-the-most-wonderful-time-of-the-year-with-vintage-christmas-album-covers-fifth-edition/</loc><lastmod>2018-12-03T23:56:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/11/30/deck-the-halls-with-these-christmas-craft-projects-fourth-edition/</loc><lastmod>2018-12-09T00:21:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/11/29/god-rest-ye-merry-gentlemen-on-these-christmas-treats-fifth-edition/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-30T23:57:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/11/27/nsfw-elf-on-the-shelf-a-k-a-the-post-i-ruin-a-stupid-christmas-tradition-fifth-edition/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-27T23:56:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/11/23/ho-ho-ho-holy-shit-vintage-christmas-advertising-of-yesterday-fifth-edition/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-24T03:30:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/11/21/the-donald-j-trump-foundation-a-self-dealing-charity-for-one/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-21T23:27:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/11/15/the-airy-world-of-balloon-sculpture/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-15T23:46:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/11/13/from-russia-with-donald-trump/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-15T01:52:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/11/08/the-coming-saturday-night-massacre/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-08T21:31:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/11/07/donald-trump-of-mar-a-lago/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-07T17:30:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/11/02/the-wonderful-world-of-album-covers-fifth-edition/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-02T20:21:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/10/30/never-judge-a-book-by-its-cover-well-most-of-the-time-seventh-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/y2k-9-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Y2K-9-1</image:title><image:caption>Now if this dog hacker can go after the Russian hackers backing Donald Trump. That would be great. Still, you can't take this seriously. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/watergate-for-kids-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Watergate for Kids 1</image:title><image:caption>Man, those pictures aren't very flattering. Still, this was a scandal when most Americans actually cared about presidential integrity. Because there was no such thing as Fox News to fill white conservative voters with so much outlandish conspiracy theories and have white supremacists on their primetime shows.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/thebreezehorror1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thebreezehorror</image:title><image:caption>From The Museum of Bad Book Covers: "One of my favorite cover subjects is horror books about completely un-scary things. Grrr! Those curtains'll teach you to call them ugly and claim they clash with the wallpaper!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/the-pirate-city-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Pirate City 1</image:title><image:caption>Because all those guys seem like futuristic soldiers. Not 19th century Barbary pirates in Northern Africa.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/tech_ultrafilter-jpeg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tech_ultrafilter.jpeg</image:title><image:caption>From The Museum of Bad Book Covers: 
"Well, Jenny, it's because it's used for...uhm...internet...something. You know what, I don't know either, and it's probably boring anyway. Just don't touch it, because that large heavy thing that I don't know the purpose of is expensive as hell."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/skunk-and-his-junk-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skunk and his Junk 1</image:title><image:caption>It's actually perfectly suitable for children. However, the title just results in all kinds of shits and giggles for anyone 12 and older.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/sell-your-car1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sell-your-car1</image:title><image:caption>Look at the guy posed with the car and he dresses like a shady used car salesman. And you know those guys are notorious for ripping people off.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/saraht-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saraht 1</image:title><image:caption>This girl seems to have a really terrible problem. Since she can't let go of the booze at 13.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/roseygrierneedlepoint.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roseygrierneedlepoint</image:title><image:caption>By the way, he's a former NFL linebacker for the LA Rams. Yes, you read that right.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/richard-simmons-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Richard-Simmons-1</image:title><image:caption>Don't like the way he's biting on that fork. Seriously, that looks so creepy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-31T00:13:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/10/29/the-wonderful-world-of-vintage-ads-fifth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/whitehall-labs-1969-housewife-headache.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whitehall-labs-1969-housewife-headache</image:title><image:caption>Or if you're suffering from boredom and emotional fatigue, perhaps you might want to find something to do. Or watch Netflix. Or read a book.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/vw-1964-women-are-soft-and-gentle-but-they-hit-things-she-can-jab-the-hood-graze-the-door-or-bump-the-bumper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vw-1964-women-are-soft-and-gentle-but-they-hit-things-she-can-jab-the-hood-graze-the-door-or-bump-the-bumper-</image:title><image:caption>Okay, that's really sexist since it implies that women are bad drivers. So it's best you get a cheap economy car like a Volkswagen, according to their logic.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/vintage-womens-underwear-ad-c-1940.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vintage-womens-underwear-ad-c.-1940</image:title><image:caption>Why should I care if my panties are up to date? Nobody's going to see them anyway. Seriously, why?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/vintage-women-ads-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vintage-women-ads-14</image:title><image:caption>The company's basically admitting they have a naked women in their ad because they think sex sells. Still, those sweaters are ugly and not worth the gimmick.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/screen-shot-2012-08-17-at-1-55-41-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-08-17 at 1.55.41 PM</image:title><image:caption>Basically when the headline is "I found out what he does on those 'business' trips to Rio," it's not usually a good thing. Of course, the description doesn't have the guy doing anything shady. Yet, you kind of expect he may have something on the side.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/pie-day-07-01-1945-017-m5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pie-day-07-01-1945-017-M5</image:title><image:caption>So I guess wear ever aluminum utensils was the result seeing the ad. Still, the dowry thing is so Middle Ages and might be an indication that he's a gold digger.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/levis-for-gals-1971_640.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Levis-for-Gals-1971_640</image:title><image:caption>This is a 1971 ad for Levi's for Gals. And here they show an angry woman in striped pants and a bad spray tan.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/l-4o735gpjztehw1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>l-4o735gpjztehw1</image:title><image:caption>Hell, you can even chop animals to smithereens. Though what's more disturbing than the pigs in a grinder is that some of the fruits and veggies apparently have legs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/cannon-1944-life-08-14-aug-1944.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cannon-1944-Life-08-14-Aug-1944</image:title><image:caption>Yet, I wonder why the hell is a woman with a bare ass and back doing here. Oh, I get how sex sells. And she's in the bathroom. Fair enough.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/c0a9d9494fc3583739754a2cd41a8e7e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c0a9d9494fc3583739754a2cd41a8e7e</image:title><image:caption>Okay, that looks so stupid and fake. Seriously, I could tell it's obviously a wig. Also, is that guy naked? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-30T15:26:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/10/28/tragedy-at-tree-of-life/</loc><lastmod>2018-10-28T21:23:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/10/25/scary-and-eerily-adorable-diy-halloween-costume-inspirations-fourth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/c25b0555cca2f23268cb83b777f9f0d6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c25b0555cca2f23268cb83b777f9f0d6</image:title><image:caption>Yes, these boys are dressed like the 3 Amigos. Even the baby. And yes, their outfits are so well done.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/b87cf1de9fc18e6a4733378cb6191564.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b87cf1de9fc18e6a4733378cb6191564</image:title><image:caption>After all, she's dressed as a little traffic light. So will she let us stop or go?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/b74ee3449058f375d739787bc6438cff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b74ee3449058f375d739787bc6438cff</image:title><image:caption>These are twins in a pack. And yes, they're cuter than the ones from Hostess.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/b6e01d73695345fd1267fa1d365a8b5f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b6e01d73695345fd1267fa1d365a8b5f</image:title><image:caption>She has ribbons attached to her sleeves. While she wears a star hat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/b5d1b8d1b5126d9c06a1e3b649eef05a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b5d1b8d1b5126d9c06a1e3b649eef05a</image:title><image:caption>These seem like rather simple costumes. Just get a nice outfit with animal ears or antlers along with a party hat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/b4c36c5d60c732595ae2ba280ef9bebf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b4c36c5d60c732595ae2ba280ef9bebf</image:title><image:caption>They're wearing crocheted wigs with yarn hair. Yet, they're quite adorable nonetheless.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/b3db46d7bb56e980dc2aa566f6e9014d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b3db46d7bb56e980dc2aa566f6e9014d</image:title><image:caption>Everywhere he goes, it's "Purple Rain." He's even got the mustache down.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/aff30f1137f972fc762210355312807f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aff30f1137f972fc762210355312807f</image:title><image:caption>Well, she's dressed as a witch. Yet, she carries an animal skeleton with her.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ad1d959d2a1b89ac327ca6c638d95e01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ad1d959d2a1b89ac327ca6c638d95e01</image:title><image:caption>The fire is attached at the baby's binkie. So adorable.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/aaede19d38361e625b622847367c5073.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aaede19d38361e625b622847367c5073</image:title><image:caption>They're dressed as construction workers. Just need a hard hat and bright orange vests.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-26T00:40:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/10/22/the-haunted-world-of-halloween-village-houses-third-edition-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/il_570xn-1604376152_gvkr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1604376152_gvkr</image:title><image:caption>This one is in all candy corn colors. And it's sickeningly sweet nonetheless.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/il_570xn-1195690944_qtt1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1195690944_qtt1</image:title><image:caption>Doesn't seem quite haunted. Yet, the pumpkin guy enjoys this place just the same.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/il_570xn-1630929382_mz7m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1630929382_mz7m</image:title><image:caption>Has spiderwebs on the roof. but I love the flower decorations the best.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/il_570xn-1604197908_ble9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1604197908_ble9</image:title><image:caption>Instead of bats, it has black butterflies on the roof. So cute.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/il_570xn-1631017888_rawb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1631017888_rawb</image:title><image:caption>The lower floor is striped. While the whole hose is decorated with black, green, and orange flowers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/il_570xn-1057507280_gvi4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1057507280_gvi4</image:title><image:caption>Has a witch flying over the roof. Enter if you dare.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/il_570xn-1647416715_2kgs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1647416715_2kgs</image:title><image:caption>This one has a fuzzy witch hat and a sparkly spider on the roof. While the mummy shows his hospitality.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/il_570xn-1666475143_bezq.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1666475143_bezq</image:title><image:caption>Apparently, a witch ran into this orange house. Hope she wasn't drunk while on her broomstick.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/il_570xn-1630839720_e0ua.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1630839720_e0ua</image:title><image:caption>This one has black roses and black trees on it. while the cat walks on a spider web.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/il_570xn-1657653928_m04a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1657653928_m04a</image:title><image:caption>Even says "Scary" across the roof. While you see 2 trees, 2 skeletons, a black cat, and 2 jack-o'-lanterns in the front lawn.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-23T00:57:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/10/26/the-haunted-world-of-halloween-village-houses-third-edition/</loc><lastmod>2018-10-20T14:10:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/10/17/ghastly-halloween-greetings-in-the-ghoulish-days-of-old-fourth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/vintage-halloween-card21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vintage-halloween-card21</image:title><image:caption>Cat's basically like, "Help me!" You can't even imagine what kind of hell it's living through as this girl says, "I'll hug 'em and squeeze 'em, and kee 'em forever and ever."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/vintage-halloween-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vintage-halloween-2</image:title><image:caption>Yet, the balloon seems eerily empty. While the jack-o'-lantern still smiles. Not sure what to think.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/vintage-halloween-postcards-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vintage Halloween Postcards (13)</image:title><image:caption>Though I think the moon seems to scare the shit out of me more than anything else in this card. Seriously, he doesn't seem up to any good.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ugly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ugly</image:title><image:caption>Those trees behind the boy seem particularly sinister. Get out of there, Johnny, before they kill you!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/imagesb41rw2la.jpg</image:loc><image:title>imagesB41RW2LA</image:title><image:caption>Kid doesn't seem to mind that a witch is literally coming out of his pumpkin. Yet, even he doesn't seem particularly right in the head either. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/images8hbe77ww.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images8HBE77WW</image:title><image:caption>Okay, I think whoever designed this car must've been some heavy drugs at the time. Yet, the cat's basically like, "What the fuck is going on here?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/http___a-amz-mshcdn-com_wp-content_uploads_2014_10_halloween-cards3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>http___a.amz.mshcdn.com_wp-content_uploads_2014_10_Halloween-cards3</image:title><image:caption>Apparently, that kid is like, "Just imagine what you'll dream about when I get to you." Don't have a good feeling about this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/halloweencards24-1080x686.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halloweencards24-1080x686</image:title><image:caption>Here is a woman on a pumpkin who seems unimpressed by what she sees. Like she thought they'd be more scary looking.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/halloween9_0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halloween9_0</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, that helps when you have a pumpkin headed demon behind you. Know that I was being sarcastic.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/halloween7_0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halloween7_0</image:title><image:caption>Though the cat seems freaked out by the witch, I'm more terrified over the pumpkin. Also, its limbs seemed made out of peanuts.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-17T20:42:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/10/15/the-spooky-world-of-halloween-pumpkin-dioramas-fourth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/il_570xn-1685540351_qehb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1685540351_qehb</image:title><image:caption>This one emits green, yellow, and blue light from the inside. While the haunted house looks really decrepit that you'd think it's been abandoned for years.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/il_570xn-1684431023_p2vz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1684431023_p2vz</image:title><image:caption>Though you'd find some pumpkins on the ground. While the purple light gives a scary glow.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/il_570xn-1680348813_5x2a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1680348813_5x2a</image:title><image:caption>They frolic among the tombstones and the bare trees. Doesn't hurt to have a few pumpkins, too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/il_570xn-1667384651_1m8k.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1667384651_1m8k</image:title><image:caption>Inside, a skeleton contemplates upon meeting old friends. While it sits under a tree with a spiderweb.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/il_570xn-1663165295_nxac.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1663165295_nxac</image:title><image:caption>The pumpkin seems to be of an odd shape. Yet, you have to love the touching reunion here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/il_570xn-1633985319_euun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1633985319_euun</image:title><image:caption>Well, the castle is on a hill far in the background. Comes with a ghost and pumpkin tree guy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/il_570xn-1633926271_oy1m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1633926271_oy1m</image:title><image:caption>The witch is depicted within the full moon. Though she didn't leave much behind.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/il_570xn-1586552224_j3at.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1586552224_j3at</image:title><image:caption>They all seem to have rather unique faces. Also like the scarecrow.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/il_570xn-1586507012_lthj.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1586507012_lthj</image:title><image:caption>Since her feet are sticking out. Oh, wait, someone must've poured water on her.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/il_570xn-1352785013_c8dv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1352785013_c8dv</image:title><image:caption>Turns out it's a scarecrow in a pumpkin patch with a black cat. And yes, it's adorable.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-15T20:27:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/10/13/the-creepy-crawly-world-of-scary-halloween-craft-projects-fourth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/4b0482f7f88e6260678e46a57592d947.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4b0482f7f88e6260678e46a57592d947</image:title><image:caption>This one has legs and a decomesh brim. Also decorated with spiders and webs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/witch-monkey-amigurumi-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>witch-monkey-amigurumi-24</image:title><image:caption>This amigurumi monkey wears a hat and a cape. Even carries a broomstick. So cute.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/spider-wreath.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spider-Wreath</image:title><image:caption>Yes, it's another spider wreath. But this one is more covered with cobwebs than the others on this post.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/simple-halloween-wreath-just-add-glue-from-nikki-in-stitches.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Simple-Halloween-Wreath-Just-Add-Glue-from-Nikki-In-Stitches</image:title><image:caption>Comes with a black bow near the bottom. Quite lovely to say the least.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/original-jen-perkins_medusa-halloween-wreath_h-rend-hgtvcom-966-725.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Original-Jen-Perkins_Medusa-Halloween-Wreath_h.jpg.rend.hgtvcom.966.725</image:title><image:caption>This one mainly has green snakes on the inside. Guaranteed to freak out Indiana Jones. Also contains a Medusa face.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/halloween-wreath-from-ceiling-medallion-todayscreativeblog-net_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween-Wreath-from-Ceiling-Medallion-TodaysCreativeBlog.net_</image:title><image:caption>Well, it has an eye on the front. It's drawn but you don't want to kid yourself.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/halloween-penguin3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween-penguin3</image:title><image:caption>And here this amigurumi penguin gazes over a cauldron while sitting on pumpkin. So cute.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/halloweenwreath2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halloween+wreath2</image:title><image:caption>Includes some feathers and orange roses, too. Lovely to have on your front door.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/halloween_monkey_amigurumi_by_cuteamigurumi-d4c1ixz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halloween_monkey_amigurumi_by_cuteamigurumi-d4c1ixz</image:title><image:caption>Okay, it may have its face busted. But you have to love the jack-o'-lantern on its chest.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/graphics2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>graphics2</image:title><image:caption>Each of these has a unique hair color and style. But they'll nevertheless enchant you with cuteness.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-14T00:15:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/10/11/halloween-party-tricks-or-treats-but-mostly-treats-sort-of-fifth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/d5514d3cd4d37ed83af15b981d0e86a8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d5514d3cd4d37ed83af15b981d0e86a8</image:title><image:caption>Man, these are really disgusting. Available in green and blue, apparently.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/d5dddaaf330fd59183ae0330ac8f2f29.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d5dddaaf330fd59183ae0330ac8f2f29</image:title><image:caption>One of them even has bloodshot deviled egg eyes. Another a long tongue of ham strips. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/creepy-halloween-food-ideas-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creepy-halloween-food-ideas-10</image:title><image:caption>That's because they're made to look like shit. Though I guarantee you they won't smell like it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ce5774fcdceef5a221bd9499735b2cc8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ce5774fcdceef5a221bd9499735b2cc8</image:title><image:caption>Each one is covered in green with eyes, hair, and crooked mouth. Perfect for any Halloween party.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ccde9b66b7b6d12d9ba8b816a7956f54.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ccde9b66b7b6d12d9ba8b816a7956f54</image:title><image:caption>Come with a full moon covered in sugar. They're also pumpkin spice and pudding.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/cc407f9053e52d5b18b18e8660d73ee3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cc407f9053e52d5b18b18e8660d73ee3</image:title><image:caption>It's basically a chocolate monster treat on a stick. And yes, it's quite charming.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/bd8bbbb1ddb4f995576a08fd35a71ce4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bd8bbbb1ddb4f995576a08fd35a71ce4</image:title><image:caption>The ghost is made from whipped cream and chocolate chips. Want to take a bite?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/b52019354b2ea39ea5b0ece71699bf77.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b52019354b2ea39ea5b0ece71699bf77</image:title><image:caption>Okay, a few of them may be owls. But you get the idea with the black icing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/b8b44843332b0b2ed944017dca3fc698.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b8b44843332b0b2ed944017dca3fc698</image:title><image:caption>Consists of green, black, and purple dough all meshed together. And they all have sprinkles on the edges.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/b6fb9b0b529bb0c66585b94e33b00060.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b6fb9b0b529bb0c66585b94e33b00060</image:title><image:caption>They're even on sticks and come with a full moon. Professionally made but adorable.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-14T00:25:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/10/08/the-roadside-world-of-billboards/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/youll-make-it.jpg</image:loc><image:title>youll-make-it</image:title><image:caption>I know we all feel that way at one time or another. Best we get some encouragement now and then.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/weird-billboards-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weird-billboards-21</image:title><image:caption>No, I am not. And I don't want to ask him either. Also, that mullet is ugly.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/weird-billboards-15.png</image:loc><image:title>weird-billboards-15</image:title><image:caption>Let's hope he's not a Trump supporter. If so, he'll have is work cut out for him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/weird-billboards-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weird-billboards-13</image:title><image:caption>Wonder if the booby prize involves boobs. Or if that's just used to entice viewers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/weird-billboards-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weird-billboards-11</image:title><image:caption>Now that's kind of weird. Wonder if it's inspired by some acid trip. Oh, it's for Adult Swim.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/weird-billboards-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weird-billboards-9</image:title><image:caption>Look, I know it's supposed to project tenderness between a mother and son. But since I know how HIV is transmitted, this scene gives me Manchurian Candidate vibes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/weird-billboards-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>SAMSUNG DIGIMAX 360</image:title><image:caption>Okay, I don't want to drink that. Who knows what that water has been through.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/wanker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wanker</image:title><image:caption>Wanker is a British expression for jackass. Yet, you see what they mean.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/virgin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>virgin</image:title><image:caption>Is this an escort service or a brothel? Not sure if I want to know.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/untitled10.png</image:loc><image:title>untitled10</image:title><image:caption>No, because teen employment isn't as big of deal. Besides, Justin Bieber doesn't care about anything but himself.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-09T02:35:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/10/05/born-in-a-golden-cradle/</loc><lastmod>2018-10-05T21:47:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/10/02/the-professor-and-the-judge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/tching-naralkavanope-rgbweb-750x1000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Project - Drawing 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/brett-kavanaugh-christine-blasey-ford-hearing-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brett-kavanaugh-christine-blasey-ford-hearing-20</image:title><image:caption>Seeing Judge Brett Kavanaugh being denied a Supreme Court seat will set a powerful example to young men that actions have consequences. And that sexual conduct without consent is not okay. But seeing that Republicans want to confirm him regardless of whether the allegations are true, I have good reason to worry that won't happen. Because when it comes to sexual harassment and assault allegations against fellow Republicans, Republicans don't care. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/gettyimages-1041953998.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GettyImages-1041953998</image:title><image:caption>Remember, kids, anything you do will be on your permanent record. Also, just because you're born into wealth and privilege doesn't mean you're entitled to a Supreme Court seat. In addition, if you act like this at your job interview, no one's going to hire you. Still, Judge Brett Kavanaugh burst into fury and viciously denied being the frat boy back in his high school and college days. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/donald-trump-quote.gif</image:loc><image:title>donald-trump-quote</image:title><image:caption>The fact Donald Trump bragged about sexual assault and Republicans still elected him president gives you all you need to know about the GOP and sexual harassment and assault. At least when it happens to one of their own. I'm sure they view the sexual assault allegations against Judge Brett Kavanaugh the same way.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/christine-blasey-ford-debbie-ramirez-tweet-1024x512.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christine-blasey-ford-debbie-ramirez-tweet-1024x512</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Christine Blasey Ford is certainly a hero in this case since her decision to go public with her sexual assault allegations against Judge Brett Kavanaugh led others to speak out. Here's a tweet quoting Deborah Ramirez cheering her on.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/kavanaugh-tv-interview-750x400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kavanaugh-TV-Interview-750x400</image:title><image:caption>Here we have Brett Kavanaugh with his wife during a Fox News damage control interview. Even at this angle, he appears kind of creepy to me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/28-blasey-ford-kavanaugh-split-w700-h467.jpg</image:loc><image:title>28-blasey-ford-kavanaugh-split.w700.h467</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/25yearbook02-articlelarge-v4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>25YEARBOOK02-articleLarge-v4</image:title><image:caption>Here's Brett Kavanaugh's 1982 yearbook entry from Georgetown Prep. It goes far from the Boy Scout image he's tried to present at his hearing. More like a partying frat boy you'd want to punch in the face.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-02T23:21:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/09/28/the-wonderful-world-of-scarecrows-fourth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/photo49-640x360.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo49-640x360</image:title><image:caption>These are scarecrow Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And yes, they come with pizza.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/breast-cancer-authority-garden-scarecrow-ideas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>breast-cancer-authority-garden-scarecrow-ideas</image:title><image:caption>Well, she's for breast cancer awareness. The pumpkins are boobs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/da8ca87006-marge-scarecrow-960x720_q80.jpg</image:loc><image:title>da8ca87006-marge-scarecrow.jpg.960x720_q80</image:title><image:caption>Here she sits with curlers in her hair. While her locks are blow dried.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/nms-scarecrows-coming-next-weekend-2016-first-place-winner-hakunna-matata-lion-king.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NMS-Scarecrows-Coming-Next-Weekend-2016-First-Place-Winner-Hakunna-Matata-Lion-King</image:title><image:caption>Well, it's supposed to be a scarecrow of Simba from The Lion King. His mane is made of yarn.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/59d44183cf666-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>59d44183cf666.image</image:title><image:caption>Yet, he seems quite alive in the daytime. Thought vampires hate the sun.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/photos-medleyphoto-3960599.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photos.medleyphoto.3960599</image:title><image:caption>She's decked in a tie-dye dress of autumn colors. And wears a mask of gold with a leaf crown.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/the-hulk-scarecrow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Hulk-Scarecrow</image:title><image:caption>This is a scarecrow Hulk. And yes, his shirt is ripped and bursting with straw.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/59e81a0b67d53-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>59e81a0b67d53.image</image:title><image:caption>These are just Boy Scouts camping. But they seem to have good time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/scarecrow3-web.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scarecrow3-web</image:title><image:caption>Well, she is kind of dead as you can see. Since she's a scarecrow for Dia de los Muertos.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/201220scare20crows2012_thumb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2012ScareCrows(12)_thumb</image:title><image:caption>This is a scarecrow display of Peanuts. Yet, Charlie Brown wears a prize ribbon. Must've impressed the judges enough.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-29T01:53:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/09/25/outcasts-in-their-own-country/</loc><lastmod>2018-09-25T20:53:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/09/25/ladies-and-gentlemen-rod-rosenstein-has-left-the-building-okay-he-hasnt-yet/</loc><lastmod>2018-09-25T19:36:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/09/23/fun-with-protest-signs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/funny-protest-signs-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-protest-signs-21</image:title><image:caption>He wants to be in Congress where he belongs. Can't really argue with that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/funny-protest-signs-17-582ecb02aa5c5__605.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-protest-signs-17-582ecb02aa5c5__605</image:title><image:caption>Someone doesn't have time for all this. Well, don't we all?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/funny-protest-signs-16-582ec274d68fd__605.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-protest-signs-16-582ec274d68fd__605</image:title><image:caption>Love the snake sign that says, "Slytherin." Definitely says a lot about those who fly the "Don't Tread on Me" flags.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/funny-protest-signs-13-582ec26ac317f__605.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-protest-signs-13-582ec26ac317f__605</image:title><image:caption>Has a picture of Xenia, Warrior Princess. And I can see why this person might be afraid of her.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/funny-protest-signs-11-582ec2646923b__605.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-protest-signs-11-582ec2646923b__605</image:title><image:caption>I'm sure anti-Trump Christians like me are all praying right now. Because we really can't do much else.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/funny-protest-signs-11-582ec72920dd8__605.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-protest-signs-11-582ec72920dd8__605</image:title><image:caption>She is a bit upset. That's Canadian for "super pissed."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/funny-protest-signs-6-582ec2594e4b4__605.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-protest-signs-6-582ec2594e4b4__605</image:title><image:caption>Guess they're making fun of Westboro Baptist Church. Still, it's pretty funny.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/funny-protest-signs-5-582ec25738ad8__605.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-protest-signs-5-582ec25738ad8__605</image:title><image:caption>This one has the Dude from The Big Lebowski. Love this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/funny-protest-signs-3-582ec250c3d11__605.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-protest-signs-3-582ec250c3d11__605</image:title><image:caption>His wife may not be a terrorist. But he's still scared of her anyway.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/funny-protest-sign-582ec36e5a6a2__605.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Funny-Protest-Sign-582ec36e5a6a2__605</image:title><image:caption>Indeed, she begs to differ. Not that there's anything wrong with that.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-24T01:11:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/09/21/et-tu-paul-manafort/</loc><lastmod>2018-09-21T14:00:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/09/19/the-dollhouse-world-of-miniatures/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/c1554e1b819649e0f81250b44f29d285.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c1554e1b819649e0f81250b44f29d285</image:title><image:caption>Here the table is all set up and surrounded by paintings. Guess it's a state dinner at a palace.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/bc8783adbe25bfd8bb8fd73d13a6ccf1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bc8783adbe25bfd8bb8fd73d13a6ccf1</image:title><image:caption>Here the dog sits by the wicker chair and ottoman. Love the curtain on the right.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/bc9d7d5f76ec4ac5b10c69e70f71656d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bc9d7d5f76ec4ac5b10c69e70f71656d</image:title><image:caption>The woodwork on this dining room is amazing. Love the chairs, too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/b452a53ad4de0a1c3940f2d380603c5f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b452a53ad4de0a1c3940f2d380603c5f</image:title><image:caption>Has a floral mural above the fireplace. Nonetheless, the pets seem to enjoy this room.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/b056b7352cd569e89997e7eb837a9c39.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b056b7352cd569e89997e7eb837a9c39</image:title><image:caption>Contains birdhouses and pots. Even includes a rusty wagon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/b37ff05bae98f52b0eecf2f8be9fa7d1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b37ff05bae98f52b0eecf2f8be9fa7d1</image:title><image:caption>Comes with a chandelier and a shelf above the tub. Has a stained glass window on the tub ceiling.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/assembling-diy-wooden-dollhouse-miniatures.jpg</image:loc><image:title>assembling-diy-wooden-dollhouse-miniatures</image:title><image:caption>Even has a piano outside for serenades. But where's the bathroom and the kitchen?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/adf5cf69bdcd2226ff5b543a0eb4c520.jpg</image:loc><image:title>adf5cf69bdcd2226ff5b543a0eb4c520</image:title><image:caption>The walls are quite elaborate with Greek columns and wide windows. Love the chandelier.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/adc4efbe803c5a5c1e6a0c2cba58e651.jpg</image:loc><image:title>adc4efbe803c5a5c1e6a0c2cba58e651</image:title><image:caption>Has a deer head aboce the bed. And plaid curtains on each side to match. Great for a weary traveler.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/ad179ccb8e21a4f707f7a1323cb41a68.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ad179ccb8e21a4f707f7a1323cb41a68</image:title><image:caption>Once again, the set includes a luxurious dog bed. 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Series of Unfortunate Events</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-31T14:09:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/05/24/the-snowflake-king-blows-his-top/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-24T13:39:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/05/24/the-snowflake-kings-consigliere/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-24T13:34:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/04/29/a-series-of-unfortunate-events-the-musical-topsy-turvy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/maxresdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maxresdefault</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/series-unfortunate-events-carnivorous-carnival-olaf-contortionist-png.jpg</image:loc><image:title>series-unfortunate-events-carnivorous-carnival-olaf-contortionist.png</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-06-05T22:51:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/08/16/stolen-pay-why-we-need-to-know-about-wage-theft/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/wage-theft.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wage-theft</image:title><image:caption>Most of the wage theft awareness campaigns usually tend to be localized and statewide. But wage theft is so widespread that Americans need to have a nationwide conversation about this. Wage theft is a very insidious crime that's happening everywhere. We need to demand action to deter this behavior. We need to show that wage theft is an unacceptable way of doing business.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/tumblr_mqpoufpxbf1soxlgxo1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_mqpoufpxBF1soxlgxo1_500</image:title><image:caption>Remember, wage theft can be prevented and stopped. The time is now to make unscrupulous employers pay. And I hope the Burger King goes directly to jail and isn't allowed to collect $200.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/20141218-walmart-revised-logo.png</image:loc><image:title>20141218-walmart-revised-logo</image:title><image:caption>In 2009-2011, warehouse workers sued Walmart for paying them less than minimum wage as well as denying the paid vacations they were promised. Walmart denied this because wage theft is one of the ways the retail giant does to ensure you save more, live better, and contribute to their profits.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/hires_720-b1c2f1eb-fill-735x490.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hires_720.b1c2f1eb.fill-735x490</image:title><image:caption>Wage theft often goes underreported mostly because the party with the power and resources is often the perpetrator or the employer. Victims who decide to take action often face uphill battles, lost savings, lost careers, and possibly very little back pay and justice if they win. It's a very sad situation.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/130204_vfc_undocumentedfarmworker-crop-rectangle3-large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>130204_VFC_UndocumentedFarmWorker.jpg.CROP.rectangle3-large</image:title><image:caption>Undocumented immigrants are the most vulnerable to wage theft due to their precarious legal status that leaves them unable to speak up without risking deportation. Many employers take full advantage of this by paying them under the table and threatening to call immigration on them if they get out of line. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/infographic_employee_contractor.png</image:loc><image:title>infographic_employee_contractor</image:title><image:caption>Missclassification is a common method of wage theft in which employers try to pass their workers off as independent contractors. The difference between employee and independent contractor is in this infographic.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/wage-theft-graphic3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WAGE-THEFT-GRAPHIC3</image:title><image:caption>This infographic illustrates the real costs of wage theft which consist of less income, time poverty, and a poor workplace environment. Wage theft is wrong, it hurts families, it hurts people's well being, and leads to further worker abuse.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/mike3may.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mike3may</image:title><image:caption>Employers resort to wage theft because it keeps their costs down, saves them money, and easily get away with it. In other words, when it comes to profit margins, wage theft is good business despite being illegal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/wage_theft_versus_other_property_crimes.png</image:loc><image:title>Wage_theft_versus_other_property_crimes</image:title><image:caption>According to the FBI, more money is lost to wage theft than in any other property crimes including robbery, auto theft, burglary, and larceny. 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the Holocaust on the lack of guns allows people to ignore the real causes of the genocide like Nazism, Anti-Semitism, moral failing, and indifference. And it allows people to ignore how the Nazis stripped the Jews of more basic rights. Not to mention, it misrepresents history which isn't just intellectually dishonest but also dangerous.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/580154311901088490376no.jpg</image:loc><image:title>580154311901088490376no</image:title><image:caption>Even if Germany's Jews were well-armed, they couldn't have stopped the Holocaust. Since they made up of less than 1% of its population and subject to systematic persecution implemented by a modern bureaucracy, enforced by police state, and supported by most of the population. In fact, armed revolt would've made the situation worse for Germany's Jews by validating all the bad stuff the Nazis said about them. At least as far as its propaganda machine was concerned.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/hitler-gun-control.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hitler-gun-control</image:title><image:caption>Sorry, but Adolf Hitler and his Nazi friends weren't exactly gun control fans. In fact, they loved their guns. They encouraged children as young as five to march with them and told them nursery rhymes that glorified weaponry. To them, as long as you were a member of the German Master Race, you can stockpile as many firearms as you wanted in order to terrorize all the undesirables at your pleasure. Wikipedia lists the Nazi gun control argument as counterfactual history because most scholars believe that the disarming and killing of Jews had nothing to do with Nazi gun control policy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/reichstag01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reichstag01</image:title><image:caption>Dictators don't rise to power by taking away people's guns. But rather through popular support and public purges to send a message to anyone who disagrees with them. If soldiers come to your door to kill you or take you away for speaking out against a Dear Leader, your private arsenal will not save you. In fact, it might even condemn you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/article-2007072-06cbf210000005dc-431_634x392.jpg</image:loc><image:title>article-2007072-06CBF210000005DC-431_634x392</image:title><image:caption>We must keep in mind that Nazi Germany managed to defeat armies from Poland, the Netherlands, Belgium, Denmark, and France. And though they didn't fare so well in Russia, they managed mow down 7 million Red Army soldiers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/holocaust01-full.jpg</image:loc><image:title>holocaust01-full</image:title><image:caption>We must understand that atrocities like the Holocaust have happened not because of gun control or lack of guns. But when a large swath of the population doesn't see them as a dealbreaker and are willing to embrace a fascist strongman in order to get what they way. The Holocaust was caused by anti-Semitism along with moral failure and indifference. To think it could've been avoided if people have been armed is a very offensive way to remember this unimaginable tragedy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/kristallnacht-magdeburg-germany-november-1938.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kristallnacht-Magdeburg-Germany-November-1938</image:title><image:caption>Here's a Jewish business smashed on Kristallnacht, or "Night of the Broken Glass" from November 9-10, 1938 where Brownshirts and German civilians terrorized Jewish buildings, businesses, and synagogues while authorities looked on. It's estimated that 91 Jews were murdered that night, though the death rate was much higher. Also, 30,000 Jewish men were arrested and sent to concentration camps. Still, Germany's Jews were in no way prepared for what awaited them. Nor could they imagine taking arms against their own country's soldiers and police officers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/the-night-of-the-long-knives-3-638.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-night-of-the-long-knives-3-638</image:title><image:caption>Here's a cartoon depicting the Night of Long Knives where the Nazi regime killed their most prominent political enemies. Most were Brownshirt leaders. And yes, they were armed and the Nazis knew it. Most gave up without a fight.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/69485.jpg</image:loc><image:title>69485</image:title><image:caption>In Nazi Germany, propaganda was everywhere. Also, despite that they'd be forever remembered for committing genocide as a totalitarian regime, Adolf Hitler and his Nazis were genuinely popular among the German people. And that's truly scary.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-01T07:48:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/03/29/the-strange-matter-of-stock-buybacks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/buyhighselllow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buyhighselllow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/stocktax4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>StockTax4</image:title><image:caption>Stock buybacks don't give any incentives for companies to use profits in improving their enterprise and raising workers' wages. The frequency of buybacks have led to increased economic inequality and more money going to the 1%. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/ceo-pay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ceo-pay</image:title><image:caption>Since executive pay is often tied to stock compensation, top Wall Street execs have often been pressured to do buybacks to increase their coffers. Even if it makes no strategic financial sense. It's part of a phenomenon called greed. This is a Bloomberg graph of IBM's CEO compensation. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/untitled11.png</image:loc><image:title>untitled1</image:title><image:caption>Since the 1980s, stock buybacks have grown in popularity on Wall Street as this graph shows. As Sen. Elizabeth Warren told The Boston Globe, “stock buybacks create a sugar high for the corporations. It boosts prices in the short run, but the real way to boost the value of a corporation is to invest in the future, and they are not doing that.”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/575f22fe910584145c8c891c-960-1150.png</image:loc><image:title>575f22fe910584145c8c891c-960-1150</image:title><image:caption>Business Insider's graph on IBM also shows how buybacks might make the EPS look good as the number of outstanding shares drops. Despite that the net income has fallen, which isn't a good sign in most businesses.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/untitled1.png</image:loc><image:title>untitled</image:title><image:caption>This 2016 Forbes graph of GE stock buybacks and its valuation. You can see that instead taking the traditional investor advice of "buy low, sell high," they actually have bought high and sold low. As a result, their stock has lost value.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-29T18:38:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/09/18/the-many-corruption-scandals-of-donald-trump-youre-welcome-hillary/</loc><lastmod>2018-03-29T03:16:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/03/23/the-threat-of-white-supremacy-in-law-enforcement/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/gen-zero-water-650-1505160215.png</image:loc><image:title>Gen-Zero-water-650-1505160215</image:title><image:caption>By the way, in case you forget, here's what police in North Dakota did to the Indian protestors trying to protect their land and water. Yeah, doesn't seem like these cops care what happens to them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/policewhitesupremacy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>policewhitesupremacy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/27843308312_3ebe233ec3_k.jpg</image:loc><image:title>27843308312_3ebe233ec3_k</image:title><image:caption>At a 2016 Neo-Nazi rally in Sacramento, California, the California Highway Patrol was found to aid the alt-right. They arrested 3 counter-protestors despite that the anti-fascist activists bore the brunt of the violence.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/fatherland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fatherland</image:title><image:caption>This is the cop who was caught with a Neo-Nazi tattoo at the Democratic National Convention. And he was sent to patrol a Black Lives Matter protest. See the problem here?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/murder_fbiposter_700__700x617_q85_crop_subsampling-2_upscale-1-300x264.jpg</image:loc><image:title>murder_fbiposter_700.jpg__700x617_q85_crop_subsampling-2_upscale-1-300x264</image:title><image:caption>The 1964 arrest, kidnapping, and murder of 3 Civil Rights activists in Mississippi was orchestrated by a Klu Klux Klan chapter and a county sheriff's department. During the Civil Rights Movement, it wasn't uncommon for local law enforcement in the South to belong to the Klu Klux Klan.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/black-lynching-1-1200x716.png</image:loc><image:title>Black-lynching-1-1200x716</image:title><image:caption>You can guess that white supremacist cops had something to do with white people getting away with this during segregation. This was from the 1920s, by the way.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/a-tale-of-two-hoodies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a-tale-of-two-hoodies</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-25T20:33:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/03/19/a-firing-of-spite/</loc><lastmod>2018-03-20T01:00:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/03/18/team-of-cowards/</loc><lastmod>2018-03-18T22:27:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/03/15/the-anatomy-of-a-medieval-castle-part-4-types-and-architectural-features/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/pierrefonds-22932-1_w500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pierrefonds-22932-1_w500</image:title><image:caption>Built in the 12th century, the Château de Pierrefonds almost seems straight out of a fairy tale. Despite its 19th century restoration, it retains most of its defensive military architecture.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/1401542002555.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1401542002555</image:title><image:caption>Restormel Castle in England is an example of a shell keep which was a circular stone keep, are type of castle design. Though once a luxurious residence of the Duke of Cornwall, it was in ruins by the 16th century.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/monte.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monte</image:title><image:caption>Italy's Castel del Monte was built in the 1240s by Holy Roman Emperor Frederick II. You may not know it, but it originally had a curtain wall. Yet, it's a unique enough castle to be recognized as a UNESCO World Heritage Site.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-16T01:13:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/03/15/the-anatomy-of-a-medieval-castle-part-3-the-keep-bailey-and-interior/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/ronneburg-castle-armoury.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RONNEBURG CASTLE ARMOURY</image:title><image:caption>No castle could ever be without its own armory. But where it was could depend on the castle. On some it can be in the keep. In others, in the gatehouse or bailey.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/interior-of-kings-chamber.jpg</image:loc><image:title>N090249</image:title><image:caption>In most medieval castles, high ranking nobles rarely slept alone since many had servants there with them. Yet, they can nonetheless be colorful tableaus as you see in this one. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/our-medieval-chapel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>our-medieval-chapel</image:title><image:caption>Since Christianity was very important to people in the Middle Ages, most castles included a chapel. These can range from a simple room like this to elaborate buildings.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/1084817_849d79ba.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1084817_849d79ba</image:title><image:caption>The Great Hall was the main room in the castle where the lord would conduct his business, hold meetings, and throw feasts. In early castles, the lord, his family, and staff would even eat and sleep there.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/4857969942_3da6aa4e23_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dungeon</image:title><image:caption>Castle dungeons were the stuff of nightmares. If you were thrown in here for a crime, you can be subject to a dark room in the castle basement with all kinds of horrifying conditions. And yes, you may be subject to torture and possibly execution. If you don't starve to death or succumb to disease first.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/1024px-wierschem_burg_eltz_2012-08_cn-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1024px-Wierschem,_Burg_Eltz,_2012-08_CN-01</image:title><image:caption>Germany's Burg Eltz was built in the 12th century and has been own by the same family for over 33 generations. It is one of 3 castles in the country that have never been destroyed. Yet, its keep is quite imposing in the Alps.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/scotland-2016-aerial-doune_castle_and_castle_keepers_cottage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scotland-2016-Aerial-Doune_Castle_(and_Castle_keeper's_cottage)</image:title><image:caption>Scotland's Doune Castle was built in the 13th century by Robert Stewart, Duke of Albany. Its 14th century reflected current ideas on what a royal castle should be. Yet, we remember this as the castle featured in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Its courtyard isn't particularly big in this aerial shot. Yet, it at least includes a well.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/1024px-chateau-de-vincennes-donjon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1024px-Chateau-de-Vincennes-donjon</image:title><image:caption>Built in the 14th century, the French Château de Vincennes boasts one of the tallest medieval fortified medieval structure in its keep. Within Paris, this castle served as the French royal residence during the 15th century. Yet, it's had a long and colorful history with memorable moments.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-16T01:15:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/03/15/the-anatomy-of-a-medieval-castle-part-2-towers-and-gates/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/cleydael.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cleydael</image:title><image:caption>Belgium's 14th century Cleydael Castle seems straight out of a fairy tale on the water. However, the turrets on that one tower are quite unique.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/1024px-exterior_alcazar_segovia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1024px-Exterior_Alcazar_Segovia</image:title><image:caption>Originally built in the early 1100s, the Alcazar of Segovia started out as a fortress, but has served as a royal palace, a state prison, a Royal Artillery college, and a military academy. Today it's a military archives building, museum, and a UNESCO World Heritage Site. Yet, you have to admit how its towers give the place a unique look. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/dsc_4806-for-web.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_4806-for-web</image:title><image:caption>The Welsh Harlech Castle was built by English King Edward I Longshanks in the 1280s. It was involved in several wars and was used as a residence and military headquarters by Welsh hero Owain Glyndwr in the early 1400s. Later, it was held by the Lancastrians during the 1460s until the Yorkist forces took it during the Wars of the Roses. And served as a Royalist stronghold during the English Civil War in the 1640s. Today it's a UNESCO World Heritage site as one of "the finest examples of late 13th century and early 14th century military architecture in Europe." Nonetheless, seeing this imposing gatehouse, you wouldn't want to storm this castle.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/32711003_6681447261.jpg</image:loc><image:title>32711003_6681447261</image:title><image:caption>England's Windsor Castle was built after William the Conqueror's invasion in the 11th century. Since then, it's been a residence for the royal family to this day. Even if modern British monarchs just use this place for a weekend getaway. And yes, you'd almost mistake this gatehouse as the castle itself.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-15T22:38:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/03/15/the-anatomy-of-a-medieval-castle-part-1-around-the-walls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/1000px-2007-08-26-09095_greatbritain_warwick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1000px-2007-08-26-09095_GreatBritain_Warwick</image:title><image:caption>England's Warwick Castle was developed from an original built by William the Conqueror during the 12th century. During the Hundred Years War, it was refortified which resulted in one of the most recognizable examples of 14th century military architecture. After its stronghold days were over in the 17th century, it was converted in a country house. And yes, you'll find a lot of cool battlements here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/86xk21-778.jpg</image:loc><image:title>86xk21-778</image:title><image:caption>England's Warwick Castle was developed from an original built by William the Conqueror during the 12th century. During the Hundred Years War, it was refortified which resulted in one of the most recognizable examples of 14th century military architecture. After its stronghold days were over in the 17th century, it was converted in a country house. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/craigmillar_outer_court.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Craigmillar_outer_court</image:title><image:caption>Scotland's Craigmillar Castle is a ruined castle in Edingburgh built in the 14th century. Mary, Queen of Scots once stopped here to convalesce after her son James's birth. It was here some of her supporters decided to kill her godawful husband Henry Stuart, Lord Darnley.  Still, the walls are amazing to look at.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/1024px-chateau-de-gisors.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1024px-Chateau-de-Gisors</image:title><image:caption>The Chateau de Gisors in France whish was a key fortress for the Dukes of Normandy in the 11th and 12th centuries. It was built to defend the Anglo-Norman Vexin territory from the King of France. However, when Richard the Lionheart got imprisoned in Germany, the castle went into Philip Augustus's hands. Was also known for its links to the Templars, serving as a final prison for its last Grand Master in 1314. Still, its motte is particularly notable.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/ca58d4d49c2697c0b6d659d7917a1f23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>herstmonceux castle from the air</image:title><image:caption>This is Herstmonceux Catstle in England's East Sussex. Built in the 15th century, it's one of the most significant brick buildings in England. Though more like a palace than a fortress, its walls and moat are nonetheless impressive. By the way, from 1957-1988, it was home to the Greenwich Royal Observatory. Today it's used by the Bader International Center of Queen's University in Canada.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/1024px-bodiam-castle-10my8-1197.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1024px-Bodiam-castle-10My8-1197</image:title><image:caption>This is Bodiam Castle in Sussex, England. Built in 1385 to defend against French invasion during the Hundred Years War, it doesn't have a keep. But its walls and moat are impressive. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-15T21:05:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/03/08/the-pastel-world-of-easter-village-houses-second-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/il_570xn-911859051_b8rj.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.911859051_b8rj</image:title><image:caption>Though the chick seems a bit large for the hole. Though I think it's quite creative.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/il_570xn-1445387064_pcnl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1445387064_pcnl</image:title><image:caption>Has a pink butterfly and bows along with blue flowers. on the ground there are white rabbits and trees.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/il_570xn-1441057523_ghhs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1441057523_ghhs</image:title><image:caption>Has a blue and yellow flower on the pink roof. But the bunnies seem to enjoy it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/il_570xn-1482846903_9zrl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1482846903_9zrl</image:title><image:caption>This one has a pink bike against the wall. Yet, I love the flower on top.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/il_570xn-1475479005_q76l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1475479005_q76l</image:title><image:caption>Includes a striped flower and pink butterfly. And you'll find a girl near the door.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/il_570xn-1445458622_k99f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1445458622_k99f</image:title><image:caption>Comes with a bejeweled butterfly on the roof. Yet, the chick and pink teddy bear are adorable.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/il_570xn-1145106276_77w6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1145106276_77w6</image:title><image:caption>Comes with an array of bottle cleaner trees. Includes a girl in a raincoat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/il_570xn-228880563.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.228880563</image:title><image:caption>Okay, that's pretty tacky. And the striped pattern even lines the chimney. Yikes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/il_570xn-1441409102_dqjc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1441409102_dqjc</image:title><image:caption>Even has colorful streamers coming out of the chimney. Quite festive if you ask me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/il_570xn-1489275641_g22h.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1489275641_g22h</image:title><image:caption>This one even has deer to herald the coming of spring. So lovely.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-10T19:27:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/03/06/fun-with-easter-bonnets-fourth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/untitled.png</image:loc><image:title>untitled</image:title><image:caption>Hey, it was the 1950s. When the US had a president who was popular and wouldn't threaten to nuke North Korea over a slight insult. Good times.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/ae54b26046af1c3f541edaaff452f7d6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ae54b26046af1c3f541edaaff452f7d6</image:title><image:caption>Most of what you see on this hat is wrapped in vibrant colors. Let's hope there's no chocolate on it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/515b92896ff17af48ff85f1dcd0c5c8f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>515b92896ff17af48ff85f1dcd0c5c8f</image:title><image:caption>This one has a tull bottom and is worn like a headband. Yet, you can always do worse.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/s-l1000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>s-l1000</image:title><image:caption>This one has plenty of flowers and butterflies. And this girl delights wearing it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/10422493_10153665423148082_6307137987820114571_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10422493_10153665423148082_6307137987820114571_n</image:title><image:caption>Sure looks like it. Yet, whether this boy enjoys carrying it on his head is another matter.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/article-dolan-0406.jpg</image:loc><image:title>article-dolan-0406</image:title><image:caption>Well, at least she's taking the bird cage quite well. Still, the flowers are stunning.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/e7982968e3f9373f09209492e21d01d8-silly-hats-funny-hats.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e7982968e3f9373f09209492e21d01d8--silly-hats-funny-hats</image:title><image:caption>Yet, her hand on it means she has to keep it steady. Though it does have flowers on top.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/00ca3fe58a5ff0dfae36c611bfc8f424.jpg</image:loc><image:title>00ca3fe58a5ff0dfae36c611bfc8f424</image:title><image:caption>Helps that it's on a pink basket. There are even some chickies among them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/cdcdb01159efd7d0e351982c6ac9b499.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cdcdb01159efd7d0e351982c6ac9b499</image:title><image:caption>Sure it doesn't look out of the ordinary. But the fact it's for a bulldog is hilarious.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/gardenhat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gardenhat</image:title><image:caption>This one has flowers and grass. And here is a bunny just lounging around.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-10T23:39:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/03/03/easter-greetings-from-the-days-of-yesteryear-fourth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/vintage_easter_bunny_postcard-r24b68572863b45f4898c452f7a475bcf_vgbaq_8byvr_324.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vintage_easter_bunny_postcard-r24b68572863b45f4898c452f7a475bcf_vgbaq_8byvr_324</image:title><image:caption>One's even playing on eggs with music on it. Yet, let's hope they're careful for eggs aren't the most durable things.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/tumblr_m22lcp5kgp1qbn6ylo1_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_m22lcp5kgp1qbn6ylo1_400</image:title><image:caption>However, these rabbits seem like they're planning to kill someone than give eggs to children. Avoid them like the plague.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/ec62ca0ea8851fd5331890688ed4d0cb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ec62ca0ea8851fd5331890688ed4d0cb</image:title><image:caption>Though these bunnies are stacked on each other, one is worried how their tower will hold. Let's hope it doesn't fall.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/d68b580a0dd63754658b1c98850cc3d9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d68b580a0dd63754658b1c98850cc3d9</image:title><image:caption>Not sure what I find a bit freakish about this. The large rooster screaming over eggs about to break? Or its human hands?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/wzui48.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wZuI48</image:title><image:caption>Yes, this is an egg couple walking their bee. Can't believe I just said that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/2340f11725025b52afa7d10f20da20cc-funny-eggs-easter-printables.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2340f11725025b52afa7d10f20da20cc--funny-eggs-easter-printables</image:title><image:caption>Yes, I know these two seem like they're straight from a drunken haze. Because I don't know how else to explain it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/36e6cab9fb9456adab03bc4e969fc7fe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>36e6cab9fb9456adab03bc4e969fc7fe</image:title><image:caption>Well, if you were minding your business while being intruded by a creepy guy with a hammer, you'd feel the same way. That guy is terrifying.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/frohliche_ostern_vintage_easter_bunnies_post_cards-rd627c21291cb41498ff65d4ae8bcae3c_vgbaq_8byvr_512.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frohliche_ostern_vintage_easter_bunnies_post_cards-rd627c21291cb41498ff65d4ae8bcae3c_vgbaq_8byvr_512</image:title><image:caption>A bell conducting bunnies during a recital? Sounds like this card was envisioned during a absinthe binge.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/131d450c47d680a3205263c952df973d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>131d450c47d680a3205263c952df973d</image:title><image:caption>And I see the kids and the rabbit are at the haggling stage. Don't really want to know how this goes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/easter-pc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>easter pc</image:title><image:caption>There are so many ways this can go wrong. Also, that girl looks a bit weird. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-04T00:38:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/03/01/the-wonderful-world-of-peep-shows-no-not-that-kind-fifth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/thumb_01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thumb_01</image:title><image:caption>I'm sure you'll find him quite a genius, relatively speaking. Still, not sure if I can see Albert Einstein as a bunny.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/trump_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trump_1</image:title><image:caption>This one seems to borrow from Inside Out. Yet, the bunnies all have Trump hair. Also, there's a picture of Ivanka.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/the-real-peep-mal-mclaughlin-960x600_c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Real-Peep-Mal-McLaughlin-960x600_c</image:title><image:caption>This is from the Princess and the Pea. And it comes with all the mattresses stacked.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/the-big-lebowski-960x300_c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Big-Lebowski-960x300_c</image:title><image:caption>Had to include a peep verison of The Big Lebowski. And yes, the peep abides.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/ss-140415-peeps-09-fit-360w.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ss-140415-peeps-09.fit-360w</image:title><image:caption>This has a chick with a scarf on its head and pearls. It's a tribute to a work of art.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/portrait-artist-mother.jpg</image:loc><image:title>portrait-artist-mother</image:title><image:caption>Well, Whistler's mother's a chick in this depiction. But she's wearing the same outfit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/screen_shot_2015-03-26_at_7-34-21_pm_0.png</image:loc><image:title>screen_shot_2015-03-26_at_7.34.21_pm_0</image:title><image:caption>Neil Armstrong has planted the flag. Buzz is in the module waiting to get out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/peeptwinpeaks040312.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peeptwinpeaks040312</image:title><image:caption>This is a rendition of Dale Cooper's strange dream. Other than the log lady, it's a part most people remember.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/peepstwin-cities_1st_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peepstwin-cities_1st_400</image:title><image:caption>This place seems to have lots of rides and places to eat. Love this cute display. So adorable.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/peeps-earthstoodstill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peeps-earthstoodstill</image:title><image:caption>I guess this is the beginning of The Day the Earth Stood Still. There's even a bunny robot.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-09T17:15:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/02/28/armed-teachers-are-you-fking-kidding-me/</loc><lastmod>2018-03-01T15:37:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/02/26/spring-into-these-easter-craft-projects-third-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/e4d7f338c448a7ce44382b7bde2c8b5b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e4d7f338c448a7ce44382b7bde2c8b5b</image:title><image:caption>This yarn wreath even has fringes on the edges. Great to hang on your front door for the Easter season.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/dsc_0182.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0182</image:title><image:caption>Each of these bunnies are made of pom poms. And each is adorable in its own way.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/d63319940e0dfecbe891908e808a04b1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d63319940e0dfecbe891908e808a04b1</image:title><image:caption>Has Easter eggs inside. And the nest is over the branch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/d3749a3b1e0da18a047e5437b6e9c7bf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d3749a3b1e0da18a047e5437b6e9c7bf</image:title><image:caption>Well, they have trees for every holiday these days. Still, love the lights.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/d56fb421870216df05fdee769acdd8d3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d56fb421870216df05fdee769acdd8d3</image:title><image:caption>All the bunnies are in glitter. Though peeps candy are inedible, this is one awesome sign.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/d3dfc2724ef8611ae36b222e894bfb5d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d3dfc2724ef8611ae36b222e894bfb5d</image:title><image:caption>Each is a basket of pink with eggs inside. All of them are in dots patterns.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/d1d38ab7813ae2423dd373b3a404b29f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d1d38ab7813ae2423dd373b3a404b29f</image:title><image:caption>Each is in pastel strips sewn on a cloth canvas. Perfect for any Easter home.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/cd10bf031396622fae0a86d3f9b2eaba.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cd10bf031396622fae0a86d3f9b2eaba</image:title><image:caption>Now these are just so great. Each bag has long ears and a fluffy cotton tail.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/c8196d54ad9b65cdc9a442f84c73d6e0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SONY DSC</image:title><image:caption>Yes, peeps aren't fit for human consumption. But it's quite adorable nonetheless.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/c676f8f061aa6627c9014712f9b87351.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c676f8f061aa6627c9014712f9b87351</image:title><image:caption>Never thought I'd see sparkly Easter eggs before. So shiny. Love these.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-27T02:57:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/02/25/hop-down-the-bunny-trail-for-these-easter-treats-fourth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/a6e0edd3778ab811ceb061b2a9a4c841.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a6e0edd3778ab811ceb061b2a9a4c841</image:title><image:caption>Hey, it's a Christian holiday. So I might as well include a cross somewhere.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/950423d819e09dca321bfb7bb3512614.jpg</image:loc><image:title>950423d819e09dca321bfb7bb3512614</image:title><image:caption>Contains an eggy chick in a pancake egg. And yes, it'll melt your heart.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/854923bcfa7b83aef892fb06f671da6c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>854923bcfa7b83aef892fb06f671da6c</image:title><image:caption>These seem quite creative. Just put a peep on a graham cracker with chocolate shingles.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/314903d15f9d8b315f062035e0f86758.jpg</image:loc><image:title>314903d15f9d8b315f062035e0f86758</image:title><image:caption>These have bunnies outside this lovey home. Love the flowers and carrots.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/296469faac7355f06102b2fdfd4a37fa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>296469faac7355f06102b2fdfd4a37fa</image:title><image:caption>Well, these don't seem to take much effort. Just use icing on the cookies to make them resemble rabbit footprints.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/77490f7ce8c285cb87bae4bfa1f594c1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>77490f7ce8c285cb87bae4bfa1f594c1</image:title><image:caption>You can see the flowers everywhere on this. But the purple one really stands out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/049312ae901b408ccfb22b80e1785869.jpg</image:loc><image:title>049312ae901b408ccfb22b80e1785869</image:title><image:caption>For you can't have Easter wtihout a holy treat. Especially one without including a donut with an actual hole.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/39579d0ce55419969b49ee930a57a9b8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>39579d0ce55419969b49ee930a57a9b8</image:title><image:caption>These are pretzel sticks covered in marshmallows. And yes, they're so cute as well as perfect for little lambs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/25378ad85e4faab9400ebe7b4331cdf1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SONY DSC</image:title><image:caption>Well, these are certainly fancy. Include several eggs and a bunny. So pretty.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/23696b8ac5836b22be0914d9c37a4393.jpg</image:loc><image:title>23696b8ac5836b22be0914d9c37a4393</image:title><image:caption>I showed a similar Easter cake a couple years ago. But it had a different handle. Still, the eggs are pretty.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-25T22:21:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/02/22/a-slew-of-indictments-in-russiagate/</loc><lastmod>2018-02-23T02:35:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/02/20/top-of-the-morning-with-these-lucky-saint-patricks-day-craft-projects-third-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/69b2ee594b5e348f573cc22f5bd93329.jpg</image:loc><image:title>69b2ee594b5e348f573cc22f5bd93329</image:title><image:caption>Each of these are green with a black belt and gold buckle. Each of these also has a shiny green hat with a shamrock.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/a4f88597832bbd1225f146c03a383432-st-pats-saint-patricks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a4f88597832bbd1225f146c03a383432--st-pats-saint-patricks</image:title><image:caption>These are white with green baubles and shamrocks. Perfect for any mini St. Paddy's Day village. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/cfc0bf02fe7825d7dd55dd0c425a14f8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cfc0bf02fe7825d7dd55dd0c425a14f8</image:title><image:caption>This one is painted with the word "lucky" on the gold. So pretty and intricate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/2ae5af06213d833b7014bffbd18218ff-st-patricks-day-crafts-food-crafts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2ae5af06213d833b7014bffbd18218ff--st-patricks-day-crafts-food-crafts</image:title><image:caption>You probably know this saying. But it's nonetheless on green with gold shamrocks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/st-patricks-day-table-emerald.jpg</image:loc><image:title>St.-Patricks-Day-Table-Emerald</image:title><image:caption>This one is surely a work of ambition. Not sure what the Emerald City has to do with St. Patrick's Day. Other than it being green of course.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/541347b3c82d0b6d2d632a9a86c2e165.jpg</image:loc><image:title>541347b3c82d0b6d2d632a9a86c2e165</image:title><image:caption>This one has a leprechaun hat panel on the grapevine wreath. And it's tied with a green bow to hang on one's front door.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/51bvkawdql-_ql70_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51BvKAWd+QL._QL70_</image:title><image:caption>You'll find white, green, and gold flowers in this bucket. And it's all tied with a bow in a shamrock bucket. So pretty.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/41yll6rpccl-_ql70_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>41YLl6RpcCL._QL70_</image:title><image:caption>Has shamrocks of different shades of green with each word. Kind of whimsical but unique.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/17-amusing-handmade-decorations-for-st-patricks-day-7-630x575.jpg</image:loc><image:title>17-Amusing-Handmade-Decorations-for-St.-Patricks-Day-7-630x575</image:title><image:caption>Because the ribbon on this wreath has shamrocks. Though there are some flowers on one of the sides.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/17-amusing-handmade-decorations-for-st-patricks-day-17-630x472.jpg</image:loc><image:title>17-Amusing-Handmade-Decorations-for-St.-Patricks-Day-17-630x472</image:title><image:caption>One pillow says, "lucky." Another says, "Irish." Both are white with fringes and shamrocks.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-24T14:25:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/02/09/figure-skating-fashion-disasters-on-ice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/tumblr_ny2j0qie6e1rrjkoyo2_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_ny2j0qIe6e1rrjkoyo2_500</image:title><image:caption>If you want to do a skating tribute to Sergeant Pepper, it shouldn't just involve the Beatles who are still alive. Otherwise, it just looks ridiculous.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/tumblr_mvn71ypvhp1rrjkoyo1_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_mvn71yPVhp1rrjkoyo1_400</image:title><image:caption>Then again, I kind of take that back. Or if Wonder Woman had poor fashion sense with pink velvet and jewels.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/tumblr_n0yfjhaikb1rrjkoyo6_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_n0yfjhaikb1rrjkoyo6_500</image:title><image:caption>I mean if they're dressed like that they might as well. Also, give them some jet packs on their boots.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/tumblr_mtubv6snk61r5ashao1_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_mtubv6SNK61r5ashao1_400</image:title><image:caption>And he's wearing a tie-dye shirt with pants. Not sure if it stuns, but at least he didn't waste much money.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/tumblr_nju1lt2fqc1r5ashao1_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_nju1lt2fQC1r5ashao1_400</image:title><image:caption>Though to be fair, I'm not sure if I can see a skating homage to a Bruce Willis sci-fi flick. And the costume doesn't really convince me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/tumblr_ms4ojy0inl1r5ashao1_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_ms4ojy0INl1r5ashao1_400</image:title><image:caption>Would really like to see what kind of moves she'd do with a cat o' nine tails. Might be quite interesting to see.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/tumblr_mojdmclu6y1r5ashao1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_mojdmclU6y1r5ashao1_500</image:title><image:caption>Her outfit seems like a combination of a swan costume and dominatrix wear. Not a good mesh.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/tumblr_mohtyz04kv1r5ashao1_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_mohtyz04KV1r5ashao1_400</image:title><image:caption>Now that's just plain tackiness there. Great for an electical show. Ridiculous for a skating competition.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/tumblr_mh8t827vbc1rrjkoyo1_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_mh8t827VBC1rrjkoyo1_400</image:title><image:caption>I guess this was inspired by something off the Hunger Games. Or some Frank Gehry architecture. And I don't mean either as a compliment.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/tumblr_md6snpdvku1rrjkoyo2_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_md6snpdVKu1rrjkoyo2_400</image:title><image:caption>Okay, that's pretty hideous. Her makeup doesn't enhance her look either. More like a scary clown than anything.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-14T05:36:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/02/06/the-hidden-world-of-mardi-gras-masks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/0a9cabfeea2786dcc9df13b20c5c224b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0a9cabfeea2786dcc9df13b20c5c224b</image:title><image:caption>This one has golden branches with berries along with leaves. But it's nonetheless magnificent.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/black-gold-feather-mardi-gras-mask.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black-gold-feather-mardi-gras-mask</image:title><image:caption>This one has some lace on the edge. But the feathers are quite a sight.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/blue-decorative-metal-venetian-half-mask-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blue-decorative-metal-venetian-half-mask-1</image:title><image:caption>This one is quite fancy. Love the golde design and the encrusted jewels around the eyes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/s-l1000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>s-l1000</image:title><image:caption>This one is in white with gold and black glitter as well. But it's the jewels that truly shine.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/352236.jpg</image:loc><image:title>352236-</image:title><image:caption>Sure it looks pretty tacky. But putting lights on a mask is quite an original idea.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/514cap-mrgl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>514CaP-mrgL</image:title><image:caption>This one has red flowers and feathers. And yes, it'll go well with any red dress.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/a7f5948eb2bd89ca4abdefcabd41c237.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a7f5948eb2bd89ca4abdefcabd41c237</image:title><image:caption>This one has a jewel in the center. Got to love the flowers in this as well.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/3e8d0c4da133c9695daf5770cb6c4aca.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3e8d0c4da133c9695daf5770cb6c4aca</image:title><image:caption>Well, that's kind of an understatement. Still, if you can wear this at a party, I'd be impressed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/573898c36e7d75be519ed33a42a07f0a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>573898c36e7d75be519ed33a42a07f0a</image:title><image:caption>Indeed, it is quite ornate. Love the gold designs and the beaded fringe.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/5ce4ff0ca8b55c534b9c30ef398886c6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5ce4ff0ca8b55c534b9c30ef398886c6</image:title><image:caption>This one has beads on the edges. Kind of shimmers in the right light. Love it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-06T20:32:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2014/04/12/history-of-the-world-according-to-the-movies-part-28-the-age-of-sail-and-other-things/</loc><lastmod>2018-01-31T22:22:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/01/30/the-wonderful-world-of-the-teddy-bear-third-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/imagesuqdrwex4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>imagesUQDRWEX4</image:title><image:caption>Well, he has a beak and a top hat. But seeing this bear in a penguin tuxedo will melt your heart.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ca5c97ebce2446f74d8dcfeff7e92c15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ca5c97ebce2446f74d8dcfeff7e92c15</image:title><image:caption>I bet this is for the Summer Olympics. Hope he had fun in Rio but I highly doubt it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/valentine_teddy_bear_make_a_wish_feb_2017-350x350.png</image:loc><image:title>valentine_teddy_bear_make_a_wish_feb_2017-350x350</image:title><image:caption>She has a heart purse and an ornate hat. But the dress is quite lovely.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/steiff_036019_matou-bear-eskimo-polar-bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steiff_036019_matou-bear-eskimo-polar-bear</image:title><image:caption>Wears a blue parka and has their own polar bear. A great friend if you live up north.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/steiff-willy-wonka-teddy-bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steiff-willy-wonka-teddy-bear</image:title><image:caption>Though if you cross him, he'll kill you in a lot of gruesome ways. Like drowning you in a chocolate river.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/steiff_teddy_bear_fynn_builder_in_suitcase_ean_111907.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steiff_Teddy_Bear_Fynn_Builder_in_Suitcase_EAN_111907</image:title><image:caption>He's decked out in orange to show it. Comes with a suitcase.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/3b6c8dfbf1ad07663c6202c8be07d599.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3b6c8dfbf1ad07663c6202c8be07d599</image:title><image:caption>Though to be fair, the prince had to go all over town to find Cinderella. Still, he could've just given a physical description.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/valentines_teddy_bear-20560.jpg</image:loc><image:title>valentines_teddy_bear-20560</image:title><image:caption>She wears a red dress and bow. Nevertheless, she's so sweet and adorable you want to hug her.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/van_gogh____by_barguzinsib-dbgd8xl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>van_gogh____by_barguzinsib-dbgd8xl</image:title><image:caption>Still, he only has one ear. Since the real Vincent Van Gogh cut his off.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/vermont-teddy-bear-15-limited-edition-angel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vermont-teddy-bear-15-limited-edition-angel</image:title><image:caption>Well, she's decked in white and gold. Still, got to love the wings and halo.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-31T00:22:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/01/26/fall-in-love-with-these-valentines-day-craft-projects-third-edition/</loc><lastmod>2018-01-27T13:54:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/01/24/be-mine-with-these-valentines-day-treats-fourth-edition/</loc><lastmod>2018-01-27T13:38:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/01/21/the-insanity-of-the-snowflake-court/</loc><lastmod>2018-01-21T18:26:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/01/19/the-wonderful-world-of-vintage-valentines-fifth-edition/</loc><lastmod>2018-01-19T21:01:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/01/12/all-the-snowflake-kings-men/</loc><lastmod>2018-01-12T15:02:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/01/09/the-madness-of-the-snowflake-king/</loc><lastmod>2018-01-10T03:23:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/01/05/make-a-wish-and-blow-out-the-candles-with-these-birthday-party-cakes-fourth-edition/</loc><lastmod>2018-01-05T23:38:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2018/01/04/touchdown-with-these-super-bowl-sunday-party-treats-fourth-edition/</loc><lastmod>2018-01-10T09:27:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/12/29/a-plea-for-saving-the-childrens-health-insurance-program/</loc><lastmod>2017-12-29T19:13:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/12/28/ncaa-championship-worthy-college-sports-treats-second-edition/</loc><lastmod>2017-12-29T00:19:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/12/20/the-enchanting-winter-wonderland-of-ice-sculpture-third-edition/</loc><lastmod>2017-12-21T01:18:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/12/19/the-enchanting-winter-wonderland-of-snow-sculpture-third-edition/</loc><lastmod>2017-12-20T03:00:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/12/18/frosty-the-snowman-and-his-friends-third-edition/</loc><lastmod>2017-12-28T18:52:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/12/16/rockin-around-the-christmas-tree-at-the-ugly-sweater-party-fourth-edition/</loc><lastmod>2017-12-17T16:11:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/12/14/santacon-costumes-are-coming-to-town-third-edition/</loc><lastmod>2017-12-15T00:59:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/12/12/the-sweet-candy-world-of-gingerbread-architecture-second-edition/</loc><lastmod>2017-12-13T22:52:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/12/10/its-beginning-to-look-a-lot-like-christmas-with-these-village-houses-third-edition/</loc><lastmod>2017-12-12T01:03:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/12/07/not-so-great-tidings-of-not-much-comfort-and-joy-christmas-gift-list-third-edition/</loc><lastmod>2017-12-08T23:49:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/12/01/not-so-great-tidings-of-not-much-comfort-and-joy-christmas-gift-list-second-edition/</loc><lastmod>2017-12-07T20:22:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/12/05/we-wish-you-a-merry-christmas-on-vintage-christmas-cards-fourth-edition/</loc><lastmod>2017-12-06T02:41:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/12/03/its-the-most-wonderful-time-of-the-year-with-vintage-christmas-album-covers-fourth-edition/</loc><lastmod>2017-12-03T23:04:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/11/29/its-the-most-wonderful-time-of-the-year-with-vintage-christmas-album-covers-third-edition/</loc><lastmod>2017-12-03T17:06:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/10/17/the-creepy-crawly-world-of-scary-halloween-crafts-projects-third-edition/</loc><lastmod>2017-12-03T02:21:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/12/02/deck-the-halls-with-these-christmas-craft-projects-third-edition/</loc><lastmod>2017-12-07T14:30:50+00:00</lastmod><cha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tell me he's cutting off the mattress tag. They always instruct owners not to remove them for a reason.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/lincoln.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lincoln</image:title><image:caption>Of course, we all know what happened to Lincoln. Nevertheless, this is pretty funny.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_7654.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7654</image:title><image:caption>They may disagree with each other. But both Batman and Superman believe that Silco must go for the good of the Sirica house.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_4147.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4147</image:title><image:caption>That's supposed to be Alan from The Hangover. You know the guy who basically screws everything up in those movies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/hqdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hqdefault</image:title><image:caption>That's a pregnancy test. Also, can toys really get pregnant? And is that elf the father?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/honest-mom-elf-shaming1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>honest-mom-elf-shaming1</image:title><image:caption>Apparently, the elf caught the parents having sex. Yes, it's as horrifying as it sounds.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/greasing-the-combine-elf-630x472.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Greasing-the-combine-elf-630x472</image:title><image:caption>He's putting Frosty into the combine! Please, somebody make him stop! I can't watch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/gangnamelf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GangnamElf</image:title><image:caption>It's a take off of "Gangnam Style." Let's just say it's a Korean music video that went viral worldwide and leave it at that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/furby-elf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Furby-Elf</image:title><image:caption>Oh, he removed the batteries because he wouldn't shut up. Wonder why.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-elf-on-the-shelf-ideas-89.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Funny-Elf-on-the-Shelf-Ideas-89</image:title><image:caption>And they Spinkler tied up where they want him. Still, I can't blame these guys for doing so.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-28T01:36:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/11/24/ho-ho-ho-holy-shit-vintage-christmas-advertising-of-yesterday-fourth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/vintage-santa-claus-with-beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vintage-santa-claus-with-beer</image:title><image:caption>No wonder why Santa looks drunk sometimes. Somebody put him on a Twelve Step Program.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/4191632639_8774b0e3d6_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4191632639_8774b0e3d6_o</image:title><image:caption>Doesn't the Pinto have a reputation for exploding. So maybe a Pinto under your tree isn't a good idea.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/quickest-way-to-a-mans-heart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Quickest-Way-to-a-Mans-Heart</image:title><image:caption>I don't know about that. But I know it's a quick way for a man to get cancer. Still, I don't think Mrs. Claus will like seeing her husband sharing a smoke with a sexy blonde.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/vcads_14.png</image:loc><image:title>vcads_14</image:title><image:caption>"And this when I chopped up Norman in the woodchipper. Because he was such a pain in the ass who had it coming. Soon as his dog crapped in my yard, I shot that son of a bitch dead."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/17c98b1d8af0e11e5805bd80c234d398.jpg</image:loc><image:title>17c98b1d8af0e11e5805bd80c234d398</image:title><image:caption>Apparently, even Santa likes to stock up on booze for the holidays. Hope he's not wasted while he's on his sled. Maybe that explains why kids terrible gifts on Christmas from him. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/murad2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Murad2</image:title><image:caption>Yes, kiddies, Santa smokes. Get used to it. And yes, he's being a terrible role model and doesn't care. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/vintage-christmas-ads-from-1940s-1980s-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vintage Christmas Ads from 1940s - 1980s (30)</image:title><image:caption>Sorry, but Christmas puppies are never a good idea at all (unless you or your family really want one and chose the dog well in advance). And no, Santa shouldn't even bring them one for obvious reasons.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/ea3db33ff8b60ca22947336703295f64-christmas-signs-vintage-christmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ea3db33ff8b60ca22947336703295f64--christmas-signs-vintage-christmas</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, seeing Santa without his beard is quite disturbing. Doesn't look right at all. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/vintage-christmas-advertisements-from-the-1940s-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vintage Christmas Advertisements from the 1940s (20)</image:title><image:caption>Because we all know that kids could make lots of noise, am I right? Oh, and here's a recipe for pudding as they drive you wild.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/weird-vintage-christmas-ads-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Weird-Vintage-Christmas-Ads-11</image:title><image:caption>I understand the need to make money. But save the occasional Daisy BB gun, real guns don't make good Christmas gifts for obvious reasons. They're not toys. They kill people for God's sake.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-04T17:30:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/11/21/the-great-american-tax-swindle/</loc><lastmod>2017-11-21T23:01:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/11/19/the-cosmetic-world-of-beauty-products/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img</image:title><image:caption>Though you might find it at any drugstore, it's probably best you don't undergo this treatment in front of your black friends. Because a black facial carries a host of deeply racist implications.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/philip-b-russian-amber-imperial-shampoo-products-photo-u1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>philip-b-russian-amber-imperial-shampoo-products-photo-u1</image:title><image:caption>From Ranker: "Photo: Amazon
All you need is just one wash! At least that's what the website says..." Though $140 is a steep price for a shampoo.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/orogold-cosmetics-24k-nano-night-recovery-products-photo-u1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orogold-cosmetics-24k-nano-night-recovery-products-photo-u1</image:title><image:caption>From Ranker: "Yup, that 24K means gold. Real gold, people! For your face!" Though $1,000 is way too much for a facial treatment.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/official-cheetos-bronzer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Official-Cheetos-Bronzer</image:title><image:caption>From PopSugar: "Whether you’re in need of a novelty gift for your favorite cheese-loving friend or want an instant way to make your face great again, this limited-edition Cheetos bronzer is something you may want to start hunting down online." Still, why anyone would want a complexion of Donald Trump or an Oompah Loompah is beyond me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/nailpolishprotectionclips.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NailPolishProtectionClips</image:title><image:caption>Sure it might seem that you have pincers on your fingers. I know it looks pretty ridiculous.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/mood-changing-lipstick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mood-changing-lipstick</image:title><image:caption>Not sure how this works. But it can possibly go with mood rings and other mood shit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/kre-at-beauty-24-karat-gold-lashes-products-photo-u1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kre-at-beauty-24-karat-gold-lashes-products-photo-u1</image:title><image:caption>From Ranker: " Beauty
What's that? You've got some 24K gold dust in your eye? Well, the price is definitely something to cry about. " Costs $236. Also, Lenny Kravitz wore gold eyelashes in The Hunger Games. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/jean-patou-joy-baccarat-pure-parfum-photo-u2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jean-patou-joy-baccarat-pure-parfum-photo-u2</image:title><image:caption>By the way, only 50 bottles of this stuff are made every year. And they cost $1,800 each. Not worth it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/image22.png</image:loc><image:title>image22</image:title><image:caption>Refinery29: "We're a little wary using this terrifying, Jaws-like contraption near our eyes, TBH." Yes, it looks quite menacing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/image21.png</image:loc><image:title>image21</image:title><image:caption>From Refinery29: "You could spend $250 on a device that supposedly re-seals your split ends. Or, you know, just set aside $45 for a trim. Up to you." I'll take $45 for a trim, thank you very much.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T01:17:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/11/17/the-vultures-of-wall-street/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/retailjobs-768x666.png</image:loc><image:title>retailjobs-768x666</image:title><image:caption>This is a map from Bloomberg showing the concentration of retail jobs all over the country from 2016. Due to private equity overleveraging, the retail apocalypse will only get worse as debts come due. This could mean millions of Americans losing their jobs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/the-retail-apocalypse-is-being-fueled-by-private-equity-firms-adding-to-debt-loads.png</image:loc><image:title>the-retail-apocalypse-is-being-fueled-by-private-equity-firms-adding-to-debt-loads</image:title><image:caption>Here's a chart on the rates in which private equity firms have stripped assets on retailers. Much of this took place in the mid-2010s. Through junk bonds and leveraged loans to fund special dividends to PE owners, retail stores have lost billions in their assets. What a shame.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/toys-r-us.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toys R US To Close 87 Stores</image:title><image:caption>Toys "R" Us wasn't among the worst casualties in the retail apocalypse. But its filing for bankruptcy in September came as a shock because its profitability had increased and its business was mostly stable. However, the real reason was that the toy store chain was overburdened with debt. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/lead_960.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lead_960</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/141224123845-stats-on-sears-thumb-1024x576.png</image:loc><image:title>141224123845-stats-on-sears-thumb-1024x576</image:title><image:caption>The tragedy of Sears is a major example of how private equity can be so insidious. Once a retail bastion, it's now facing bankruptcy thanks to overbearing debt and mismanagement by hedge fund manager Eddie Lampert.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/retailapocalypse-new.png</image:loc><image:title>RetailApocalypse-NEW</image:title><image:caption>Here's a chart on the stores closing due to the retail apocalypse. Though we often blame Amazon for this and declining sales, the real cause for this is far more insidious than you can even imagine.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/59386dd56e410-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>59386dd56e410.image</image:title><image:caption>This is a Kmart store in Rostraver Township, Pennsylvania that's near where I live. On June 7, 2017, it was announced this store was closing. I've shopped at this place on many occasions and knew some of the people who worked there. Kind of a shame. I've also heard that the Kmart in Mount Pleasant Township closed earlier this year as well. Kind of a shame.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/newtycoons1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NewTycoons1</image:title><image:caption>Here's another chart detailing which companies private equity owns. Many of these will surprise you. But some of them won't. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/kkr11.png</image:loc><image:title>kkr1</image:title><image:caption>Here is a list of companies private equity firm KKR owns. Some of the these brands you might recognized, especially Toys "R" Us which filed for bankruptcy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/kosman_paperback_launch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kosman_paperback_launch</image:title><image:caption>This is Joshua Kosman. In 2009, he wrote a book called The Buyout of America arguing that private equity firms are terrible and will cause the next credit crisis. In his intro he writes, "I believe the record shows that PE firms hurt their businesses competitively, limit their growth, cut jobs without reinvesting the savings, do not even generate good returns for their investors, and are about to cause the Next Great Credit Crisis. Leadership is needed to rally opposition to close the tax loopholes that make this very damaging activity possible." So far this year's retail apocalypse is proving him right.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-19T23:11:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/11/14/have-you-no-sense-of-decency/</loc><lastmod>2017-11-19T23:23:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/11/14/vintage-food-ads-in-the-days-of-yesteryear-second-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/arm-hammer-scary-clown-ad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arm-Hammer-Scary-Clown-Ad</image:title><image:caption>And yet, this one features a scary clown. Best to skip this frightening circus unless you're into Stephen King. Because the clown could easily murder you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/sunbeam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunbeam</image:title><image:caption>Because if you don't, she'll go into your house and murder you and your family. Sure she may look innocent. But she's a murderous psychopath who will bring you a slow and painful death.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/8eea24a9b71055528613c73203ed9269.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8eea24a9b71055528613c73203ed9269</image:title><image:caption>"I whacked the pitcher real good with my bat. He screamed like a little girl as I blungeoned the living crap out of him. Never had so much fun in my life."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/e700b8bd89af92877309a390fc5e126b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e700b8bd89af92877309a390fc5e126b</image:title><image:caption>Well, assuming your child is a budding psychokiller. I'm sure little Bobby will go back with setting the cat on fire after he's done.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/930925f07c14b55dfb599cc6e63c9715.jpg</image:loc><image:title>930925f07c14b55dfb599cc6e63c9715</image:title><image:caption>Not sure what's freakier, the girl's terrifying expression or the 4ft green doll. Let's just say a kid can do without one of these.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/another-freaky-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>another-freaky-baby</image:title><image:caption>Don't look now but I'm sure that baby might prefer to drink the blood of the innocents. But he'll settle for rootbeer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/6a00d83451ccbc69e2010536aae6d5970c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6a00d83451ccbc69e2010536aae6d5970c</image:title><image:caption>Well, considering that Campbell's soups have high salt contents, then no. Still, I think the woman seems to have murder on the mind.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/00190-2t.jpg</image:loc><image:title>00190-2T</image:title><image:caption>Because you don't want to see this little one when she's angry. Otherwise, she will make you pay.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/ef066e88ab961552a6b887159fd75589.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ef066e88ab961552a6b887159fd75589</image:title><image:caption>However, that doesn't means a McDonald's meal is necessarily good for you. Because it isn't.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/d17b29f6b7f702e4a2334b02cf7f8b61-11-17-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d17b29f6b7f702e4a2334b02cf7f8b61-11-17-19</image:title><image:caption>From Relish: "Let’s get one thing straight—just because a product is made with a beneficial ingredient, does not make it healthy. Velveeta tries its best to be convincing here, but we’re not buying it."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-15T16:58:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/11/10/vintage-spirits-advertising-of-yesterday-second-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/jandb_dickens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jandb_dickens</image:title><image:caption>You know the guy who wrote A Christmas Carol and A Tale of Two Cities? Nevertheless, despite being a literary prowess, he'd desert his family for an 18 year old actress and was a dick to his wife.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/51pmwhiskeyredgrange.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51pmwhiskeyredgrange</image:title><image:caption>After all, why should you worry about these leatherheads getting traumatic brain injuries? Seriously, you think today's players have concussions? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/242.jpg</image:loc><image:title>242</image:title><image:caption>Sure the goat might seem creepy as hell. So you really don't want this one to but in while under the influence.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/pauljones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pauljones</image:title><image:caption>Okay, this is racist from the get-go and the white guys' outfits don't really help matters. Because though it might evoke a plantation setting, we all know who consisted of their labor force. And it's why plantation weddings don't have a great reputation.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/viewliquor12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>viewliquor12</image:title><image:caption>Yet, why have a woman covered in gift wrap just baffles me. Seriously why?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/advertising-posters-of-liquor-in-the-early-1900s-36.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Advertising Posters of Liquor in the Early 1900s (36)</image:title><image:caption>Yes, it's a demonic character with a bottle of booze. And it will give you nightmares.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/l-x5edn3yzyqbb5b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>l-x5edn3yzyqbb5b</image:title><image:caption>As to why anyone would drink alcohol while scuba diving is beyond me. Seriously, I don't even think that's safe.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/scot-time-09-17-1956-069-m5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scot-time-09-17-1956-069-M5</image:title><image:caption>But a guy dressed from the 1800s strutting in front of a bunch of guys in suit, that's another question. Why they're not fazed by it, I have no idea.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/52fee23c6d050606f4a2170129524411.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SONY DSC</image:title><image:caption>Yet, the guy on the bongos has a crazed look on his face suggesting he's high. Hope he doesn't go to close to the fire.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/b1g1kkjrq82hg8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b1g1kkjrq82hg8</image:title><image:caption>Though I don't think tools and booze make a good mix. Perhaps that might have to do with how alcohol inhibits mind body coordination. Or something else.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-10T22:10:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/about/</loc><lastmod>2025-10-09T09:20:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2014/03/22/history-of-the-world-according-to-the-movies-part-10-life-in-medieval-europe/</loc><lastmod>2017-11-02T20:06:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/11/01/the-fall-of-the-low-hanging-fruit/</loc><lastmod>2017-11-01T16:09:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/10/27/scary-and-eerily-affordable-diy-halloween-costume-inspirations-third-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/b74fb0fd9b1f044083c0da8bc7dd045b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b74fb0fd9b1f044083c0da8bc7dd045b</image:title><image:caption>You can see how she lights up with the moon. Hope this makes Stephen Spielberg proud.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/9220e453111337d80efb42bc6237724f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9220e453111337d80efb42bc6237724f</image:title><image:caption>Well, she's on top of the tree. Though it's only October.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/31c8d77243677811efe9d3b4e0bcb12a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>31c8d77243677811efe9d3b4e0bcb12a</image:title><image:caption>Yes, they're all cards. Consists of the King of Hearts and all 4 queens.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/052da33459b8d295463adc8b9a8d7138.jpg</image:loc><image:title>052da33459b8d295463adc8b9a8d7138</image:title><image:caption>That's Frida Kahlo and Salvador Dali. One was a prominent Mexican artists known for her self-portraits. The other's a weird Spanish dude known for melting clocks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/1dd4737f10facbcd5abf6d680dda3673.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1dd4737f10facbcd5abf6d680dda3673</image:title><image:caption>Sure they're girls. But you have to love how they're dressed as the beloved clock and candleabra.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/d37f2f7c90a43bbe375c28106e65769c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d37f2f7c90a43bbe375c28106e65769c</image:title><image:caption>Her swan costume even lights up in the dark. Got to adore he wings and mask here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/0b438ba14e178350b718f6e1d1ac08e2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0b438ba14e178350b718f6e1d1ac08e2</image:title><image:caption>Yes, that's supposed to be Death with a large toothbrush. Still, this is clever.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/229396756f7bb4582a889127056c8b7b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>229396756f7bb4582a889127056c8b7b</image:title><image:caption>This is another parent and baby costume. The baby's the aviator. The parent is the sky.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/90d5fd46a934942cd7e88f3da7338c1f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>90d5fd46a934942cd7e88f3da7338c1f</image:title><image:caption>The wheel is an umbrella while the board is a bag saying "Trick or Treat." So cute.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/3fcdc84cc0313e97b0fa3ba36785e10e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3fcdc84cc0313e97b0fa3ba36785e10e</image:title><image:caption>Don't worry, this is just a costume. She's alive and well. But yes, it freaks you out.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-28T14:01:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2015/12/10/its-beginning-to-look-a-lot-like-christmas-with-these-village-houses/</loc><lastmod>2017-10-26T17:37:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/10/19/the-haunted-world-of-halloween-village-houses/</loc><lastmod>2019-10-13T08:29:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/10/25/the-dark-scary-world-of-vintage-halloween-costumes-third-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/untitled.png</image:loc><image:title>untitled</image:title><image:caption>And let's just say they always dress for dinner. But yes, the women will certainly give you the heebie jeebies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/scary-vintage-halloween-creepy-costumes-30-57f6596929f7b__605.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scary-vintage-halloween-creepy-costumes-30-57f6596929f7b__605</image:title><image:caption>But they sure don't give any bones about freaking out the neighbors. Or anyone else.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/scary-vintage-halloween-creepy-costumes-14-57f649510ab8c__605.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scary-vintage-halloween-creepy-costumes-14-57f649510ab8c__605</image:title><image:caption>Though you wouldn't want to be out when they're in the neighborhood. And yes, I hear they do kill unsuspecting bystanders.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/enhanced-19998-1411405516-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>enhanced-19998-1411405516-7</image:title><image:caption>Sure it's a very cheap Halloween costume. But at the same time, it turns a child into a neighborhood psychokiller.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/scary-vintage-halloween-creepy-costumes-84-57f7a96f08ad2__605.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scary-vintage-halloween-creepy-costumes-84-57f7a96f08ad2__605</image:title><image:caption>Because she doesn't seem very friendly. Also wears high-heeled shoes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/scary-vintage-halloween-creepy-costumes-44-57f662475b93f__605.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scary-vintage-halloween-creepy-costumes-44-57f662475b93f__605</image:title><image:caption>And yes, their costumes seem to defy all explanation. Yet, they're also incredibly terrifying.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/kkk-worst-halloween-costumes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kkk-worst-halloween-costumes</image:title><image:caption>There's a reason why we don't want people to use a cone hat on their ghost costume. Because it brings a startling resemblance to what some white supremacists wear.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/vintage-halloween-costumes-death-dead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vintage-halloween-costumes-death-dead</image:title><image:caption>And they all seem tucked into a sheet like they're standing. Indeed, I don't understand it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/wallpaper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wallpaper</image:title><image:caption>On the other hand, the woman's dress goes perfect with the wallpaper. Though I wouldn't mess with the guy with the ax.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/vintage-halloween-costumes-56.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vintage-halloween-costumes-56</image:title><image:caption>And yes, I can feel for the guy without a costume in this. Chances are, he won't be coming home that night.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-25T20:58:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/10/14/deliberate-sabotage/</loc><lastmod>2017-10-22T16:20:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/10/21/ghastly-halloween-greetings-in-the-ghoulish-days-of-old-third-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/vintage-halloween-postcards-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vintage Halloween Postcards (1)</image:title><image:caption>Yet, each one of these pumpkins is rather eerie in its own way. Particularly if they have teeth.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/1-flying-pumpkins-riptheskull.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1-flying-pumpkins-riptheskull</image:title><image:caption>Even the owl can't believe what it's witnessing at the moment. Yes, that's probaby inspired by some drug trip. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/john-winsch-halloween-postcards-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john-winsch-halloween-postcards-17</image:title><image:caption>Surely wouldn't want to see that guy riding on a broomstick upside down. Yet, the woman with the jack-o-lantern doesn't seem to mind.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/bobbing-for-apples-okay-image-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bobbing-for-apples-okay-image-1</image:title><image:caption>Though this guy's wondering which of the twins he wants to make out with. Or he just wants to gape at one of the girl's drenched pink dress.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/vintage-halloween-postcards-111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vintage Halloween Postcards (11)</image:title><image:caption>Yes, you'd probably run away from that, too. But the kids seem substantially creepier to me, especially the one getting trampled.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/4-vintage-halloween-greeting-card.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4-vintage-halloween-greeting-card</image:title><image:caption>Or who will be coming home with brown on the seat of their pants. Though seeing a ghostly figure in the woods will freak out just about anyone.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/1382547164-0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1382547164-0</image:title><image:caption>However, the drum doesn't seem to look happy at all. Also, the cats are parading around mice, which they eat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/vintage_halloween_postcards_20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vintage_Halloween_Postcards_(20)</image:title><image:caption>And yes, the ghosts seem like they're straight out of some horror film. One of them is about to reach for that woman's shoulder. Freaky. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/weird07.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weird07</image:title><image:caption>Seems like the cat looked and its fur already stands on end. Still, bound to give you nightmares.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/postcards-greeting-halloween-from-the-1900s-10s-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Postcards Greeting Halloween from the 1900s-10s (17)</image:title><image:caption>Though I wouldn't want to look at the white fiend behind if I were him. Also, I don't think he's pleased with what he's seeing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-22T00:20:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/10/20/the-spooky-world-of-halloween-pumpkin-dioramas-third-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/wr81414.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WR81414</image:title><image:caption>Inside we have a doe and her fawn. Outside we have a buck. The bottom is covered in fake moss.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/pumpkin-diorama-1a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pumpkin-Diorama-1a</image:title><image:caption>Oh, I forgot. They're dead. But you have to love the lighting and the glitter on this one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/muertos-pumpkin-shadow-box.png</image:loc><image:title>muertos-pumpkin-shadow-box</image:title><image:caption>This one has skeletons serenading along with flowers and other decorations. The shells are decorated with glitter.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/il_fullxfull-992467385_rgkf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_fullxfull.992467385_rgkf</image:title><image:caption>Wonder if Ancient Egypt imagined the afterlife like this. Still, you have to like the skeletons in Egyptian garb.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/il_570xn-1356129875_r5tw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1356129875_r5tw</image:title><image:caption>This one is made of ceramic. Contains a clever spooky sign and moss.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/il_570xn-1270304352_6eje.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1270304352_6eje</image:title><image:caption>Yes, a lot of these are in grave yards. Decorated with a ribbon and jewel on the outside.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/il_570xn-1232034112_ikgt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1232034112_ikgt</image:title><image:caption>Another fairy pumpkin diorama. This is more suited for spring which isn't a season for pumpkins.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/il_570xn-1102435911_oziu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1102435911_oziu</image:title><image:caption>Yes, they seem to have a few Day of the Dead dioramas on Etsy. And this one is in a graveyard with a fence.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/il_570xn-1102434939_kmdy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1102434939_kmdy</image:title><image:caption>Another diorama for Dia de los Muertos. Yet, you have to love the black and white flowers on it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/il_570xn-1061503848_kyob.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.1061503848_kyob</image:title><image:caption>Includes a skeleton and a scary clown. Probably want to avoid the scary clown.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-20T20:48:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2014/03/17/history-of-the-world-according-to-the-movies-part-4-ancient-rome/</loc><lastmod>2017-10-19T16:46:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/10/15/halloween-party-tricks-or-treats-but-mostly-treats-sort-of-fourth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/4750310a0287142fa7dff8a2ba51c09c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4750310a0287142fa7dff8a2ba51c09c</image:title><image:caption>It's a yellow cake that ha candy bats. Surely it's scary but quite simple.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/902618dea5535e7b6252495245c484fb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>902618dea5535e7b6252495245c484fb</image:title><image:caption>Each one of these is covered wtih sprinkles with candy eyes and ears. So cute that it's scary.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/81f9ffdefa97464c7f92e86d2537d6bc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>81f9ffdefa97464c7f92e86d2537d6bc</image:title><image:caption>Well, it's a chocolate jack-o-lantern cake. The facial attributes are lined with white chocolate chips.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/r80896_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>r80896_1</image:title><image:caption>Sure they're not as disgusting as the other eyeball treats. But the olives are always at the center.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/61ebb324e970f409590fa1a05b73bb40.jpg</image:loc><image:title>61ebb324e970f409590fa1a05b73bb40</image:title><image:caption>It's basically jack-o-lantern nacho dip. Black chips are the eyes and nose. Olives consist of the mouth.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/halloween-foods-bff-1100286-twobyone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halloween-foods-bff-1100286-TwoByOne</image:title><image:caption>Well, these are cookies with brains on top. Delectable with any zombie in need of brains.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/halloween-party-food-ideas_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween-party-food-ideas_1</image:title><image:caption>This one mostly consists of cheese with olive attributes. Though cheddar isn't exactly pumpkin orange.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/halloween-food-black-cat-cheese-ball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween food - Black Cat Cheese-ball</image:title><image:caption>Well, it's not eactly a black cat. But it does look adorable I wouldn't want to put that knife in it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/ff06457dacecd989ddf4000fae2f8277.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ff06457dacecd989ddf4000fae2f8277</image:title><image:caption>These have different kinds of attriputes. Some have multiple eyes and legs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/fead86932bfed363ee79afa020d57c47.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fead86932bfed363ee79afa020d57c47</image:title><image:caption>Well, one of the pumpkins is a normal jack-o-lantern. The other will give you nightmares.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-15T22:30:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2014/03/26/history-of-the-world-according-to-the-movies-part-13-japan/</loc><lastmod>2017-10-13T20:02:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/10/13/a-shallow-emphasis-on-patriotism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/national-anthem.jpg</image:loc><image:title>national-anthem</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-13T18:15:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2015/08/20/walkerville-elementary-school-ptas-petition-to-fire-ms-frizzle/</loc><lastmod>2017-10-09T16:59:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/10/08/the-haystack-world-of-straw-sculpture/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/the-giant-straw-sculptures-of-japan-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0229</image:title><image:caption>Okay, you can't fly it. But it's certainly a charming sculpture to behold.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/straw-sculptures-wara-art-festival-niigata-japan-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>straw-sculptures-wara-art-festival-niigata-japan-1</image:title><image:caption>Yes, he sure looks fierce. But I'm not sure if he's supposed to be a straw King Kong. Wonder if he's right next to Godzilla.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/straw-art-festival-niigata-city-japan-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>straw-art-festival-niigata-city-japan-14</image:title><image:caption>Yes, this is another straw dinosaur in Japan. And yes, it's probably the closest you'll ever see to the real thing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/straw-art-festival-niigata-city-japan-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>straw-art-festival-niigata-city-japan-9</image:title><image:caption>This little guy is almost purrfect. Then again, the Japanese have a soft spot for cuteness.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/straw-art-festival-niigata-city-japan-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>straw-art-festival-niigata-city-japan-2</image:title><image:caption>You can even go inside it like these people in the eyes. But don't try to light a cigarette inside or it'll catch fire.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/straw3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>straw3</image:title><image:caption>Almost resembles a wooden ship with folded sails. Though it's made from hay in the hull.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/straw_statues_in_japanese_villages_11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Straw_statues_in_Japanese_villages_11</image:title><image:caption>Because it's made of hay in Japan. Not an exact replica. But not bad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/straw_horse_by_w00den_sp00n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>straw_horse_by_w00den_sp00n</image:title><image:caption>As long as the rider is also made of straw. Yet, these to really seem to go together.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/rice-straw-sculpture-at-ware-festival-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rice-straw-sculpture-at-ware-festival-11</image:title><image:caption>Luckily straw floats so you can see this cute little duckie. Not as big as the other straw structures. But charming.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/rice-straws-godzilla-sculpture-featured-image-672x372.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rice-Straws-Godzilla-Sculpture-Featured-image-672x372</image:title><image:caption>You can guess this is Godzilla, Japan's most iconic movie monster. Though this one is only made from straw.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-08T23:03:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/10/05/dont-tell-me-its-nows-not-the-time-to-talk-about-guns/</loc><lastmod>2017-10-17T03:21:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/10/01/the-catastrophe-in-puerto-rico/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/straight-hell-october-1-2017.jpg</image:loc><image:title>straight-hell-october-1-2017</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/damage-to-a-neighbourhood-in-puerto-rico-struck-by-hurricane-maria-pictured-on-sept-23-2017.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Damage-to-a-neighbourhood-in-Puerto-Rico-struck-by-Hurricane-Maria-pictured-on-Sept-23-2017</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/maria_goe_2017263.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maria_goe_2017263</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/1506796842_394_10-days-after-hurricane-maria-puerto-rico-is-still-fighting-for-life.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1506796842_394_10-days-after-Hurricane-Maria-Puerto-Rico-is-still-fighting-for-life</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/screen_shot_2017_09_29_at_1-47-46_pm1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Screen_Shot_2017_09_29_at_1.47.46_PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/cbp_conducts_search_and_rescue_in_mountains_of_puerto_rico_after_hurricane_maria_37457979685-e1506707129441.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mountain Top Mayday</image:title><image:caption>While conducting search and rescue in the mountains of Puerto Rico a CBP Air and Marine Operations Black Hawk located this home a half mile from its peek with HELP painted it is roof.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/screen_shot_2017_09_25_at_1-26-42_pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Screen_Shot_2017_09_25_at_1.26.42_PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/puerto_rico_cell_tower.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puerto_rico_cell_tower</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/gettyimages_853153700.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GettyImages_853153700</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dkljzvnxoaeu2pt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DKlJzVnXoAEu2Pt</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-01T22:37:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/09/27/the-wonderful-world-of-scarecrows-third-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/chillerton__gatcombe_scarecrow_festival_2013_12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chillerton_&amp;_Gatcombe_Scarecrow_Festival_2013_12</image:title><image:caption>Here we have Jesus risen up to heaven. May not scare or convert crows. But it's sure a rather sacred piece made from straw.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/800px-chillerton__gatcombe_scarecrow_festival_2011_64.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px-Chillerton_&amp;_Gatcombe_Scarecrow_Festival_2011_64</image:title><image:caption>She has pink hair and a strapless dress. And I don't think she's wearing shoes either.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/1024px-chillerton__gatcombe_scarecrow_festival_2011_46.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1024px-Chillerton_&amp;_Gatcombe_Scarecrow_Festival_2011_46</image:title><image:caption>Well, I have to admit, books are great. After all, I would know.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/1024px-chillerton__gatcombe_scarecrow_festival_2011_8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1024px-Chillerton_&amp;_Gatcombe_Scarecrow_Festival_2011_8</image:title><image:caption>It's supposed to be Santa on vacation. Not sure why he has the mini Santa with him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/800px-chillerton__gatcombe_scarecrow_festival_2011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px-Chillerton_&amp;_Gatcombe_Scarecrow_Festival_2011</image:title><image:caption>Though you wouldn't be wearing a suit like that while in space. Also, astronauts wear diapers under them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/1024px-chillerton__gatcombe_scarecrow_festival_2013_71.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1024px-Chillerton_&amp;_Gatcombe_Scarecrow_Festival_2013_71</image:title><image:caption>Guess this is what the Republican Party has become these days. That or this guy really wants to get rid of that mole.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/800px-chillerton__gatcombe_scarecrow_festival_2013_57.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px-Chillerton_&amp;_Gatcombe_Scarecrow_Festival_2013_57</image:title><image:caption>Because the Joker is totally nuts and is a walking hazard on Gotham. Also, he's a total and raging psychopath Batman often fights with.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/chillerton__gatcombe_scarecrow_festival_2013_55.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chillerton_&amp;_Gatcombe_Scarecrow_Festival_2013_55</image:title><image:caption>Here we have the Queen in full mourning attire after Prince Albert died of typhus. She'd dress like that from 1861 to her death in 1901.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/1024px-chillerton__gatcombe_scarecrow_festival_2017_23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1024px-Chillerton_&amp;_Gatcombe_Scarecrow_Festival_2017_23</image:title><image:caption>She's even offering pole dancing classes. Like anyone would want to take that. Well, unless they're needing the money.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/1024px-chillerton__gatcombe_scarecrow_festival_2017_20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1024px-Chillerton_&amp;_Gatcombe_Scarecrow_Festival_2017_20</image:title><image:caption>Sure they may not be tasty on the barrel or tray. But you can give them all hay for it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-30T21:52:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/09/26/the-racist-history-of-donald-trump/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/trumps-racist-quotes-black-guys-counting-money-hate-it-the-o-politics-1457136437.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trumps-racist-quotes-black-guys-counting-money-hate-it-the-o-politics-1457136437</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-27T13:09:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/09/18/the-scourge-of-graham-cassidy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/graham_cassidy.png</image:loc><image:title>graham_cassidy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/democratic-senators-denounce-grahamcassidy-health-care-bill-jpeg-crop-promo-xlarge2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Democratic-Senators-Denounce-GrahamCassidy-Health-Care-Bill.jpeg.CROP.promo-xlarge2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-30T22:07:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/09/14/the-inside-world-of-furniture/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/seashell-frame-bed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seashell-frame-bed</image:title><image:caption>Yes, you can sleep like you're a mermaid in the ocean. Except you'll breathe air and not get wet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/icecream_lg2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>icecream_lg2</image:title><image:caption>At least it won't melt when it gets warm. Also, has fine cushioning for your desires.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/f13ab7dff3e4e89e9e8fde2fe4a26b31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f13ab7dff3e4e89e9e8fde2fe4a26b31</image:title><image:caption>Yes, these are egg chairs. And no you can't scramble them and sit on them over easy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/eef2d7081f8e9bb81335eae33c163133.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eef2d7081f8e9bb81335eae33c163133</image:title><image:caption>After all, they're a couple at a fancy dress ball. And no, you can't sit on them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/ebdb4ddf0c02c7228ccb191dc8898e5a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ebdb4ddf0c02c7228ccb191dc8898e5a</image:title><image:caption>So it's a gondola couch but same rule applies. Even has its own umbrella.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/e945b9a80b10d9a21816a647c5d600e0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e945b9a80b10d9a21816a647c5d600e0</image:title><image:caption>Seems like a chair you'd put in a daycare center. But it certainly has its charm.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/e75e58fcc87762d451ad1f4e37dfc2f7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e75e58fcc87762d451ad1f4e37dfc2f7</image:title><image:caption>Weird how they have skulls on the seat. Perfect for Halloween but incredibly creepy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/e3b69c3abd666f5c7afa04ff95455634.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e3b69c3abd666f5c7afa04ff95455634</image:title><image:caption>Don't worry. It's an art piece. But this little girl loves posing with it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/e0d57e436092ba973455ce8019f90d36.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e0d57e436092ba973455ce8019f90d36</image:title><image:caption>Now that's tacky as hell. I mean why should its feet consist of feet in high heeled shoes? Why?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/de3d1340ccc8af12b3734236ed1882d3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>de3d1340ccc8af12b3734236ed1882d3</image:title><image:caption>I'm sure this is more of an art piece than actual furniture. But somehow I just want to sit on one of the chairs to see what it's 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her headdress is huge. But without it, she can't shine like a queen. And I'm sure she'll cause a sensation.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/venice-carnival-costume-venezia-italia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>venice-carnival-costume-venezia-italia</image:title><image:caption>Well, the creamy white really goes with the black. Love the feather headdress.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/venice-carnival-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>venice-carnival-4</image:title><image:caption>Well, you don't see much of the dress. But it sure looks sensational. Beautiful.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/venice_carnival_01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>venice_carnival_01</image:title><image:caption>Though you might not see them in this outfit on St. Patrick's Day. Still, like how they match.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/venice_carnival_03.jpg</image:loc><image:title>venice_carnival_03</image:title><image:caption>Well, this makes for a rather haunting trio. If their costumes weren't so festive and colorful.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/venice_mask_by_gutkin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>venice_mask_by_gutkin</image:title><image:caption>Well, who says a king needs to look regal? Still, he has a nice black ruff on his neck.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/venice_carnival_costumes-05.jpg</image:loc><image:title>venice_carnival_costumes-05</image:title><image:caption>Well, you have to like them in their blue dresses and fur trimmed muffs and hats. Lovely.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/venetian-carnivale-2012-costumes-parade-source-lh3-googleusercontent-com_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>venetian-carnivale-2012-costumes-parade-source-lh3-googleusercontent-com_</image:title><image:caption>And of these sure look rather resplendent. Each has a fleur de lis purse.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/tumblr_oghlhgrvck1tfpj0go9_1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_oghlhgrvck1tfpj0go9_1280</image:title><image:caption>Well, this is quite stunning. Love the peacock blue dress. But the headdress really makes the costume.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/ss-120220-carnival-09-ss_full.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ss-120220-carnival-09-ss_full</image:title><image:caption>And these two are no exception. But their masks are as different as can be.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-23T01:35:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/02/20/vintage-saint-patricks-day-greetings-of-the-emerald-isle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/e624e51190e8bcc4c61c604f69d5d2fb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e624e51190e8bcc4c61c604f69d5d2fb</image:title><image:caption>I'm sure that guy is interested in watching the girl beside him peeling potatoes. Then again, he probably has his eyes stuck somewhere else.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/51244582ab7561f9d8b9dbaa284bfaca.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51244582ab7561f9d8b9dbaa284bfaca</image:title><image:caption>Though why anyone would disregard any notion of safety is a good question. Hope they're lucky to have parachutes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/f245a5b0b4e269593967d910afb8633c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f245a5b0b4e269593967d910afb8633c</image:title><image:caption>Don't tell me that's a crazed Santa Claus dressed in leprechaun garb. Might need to calm down a bit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/5bffa393d561e3a669076512da9216e1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5bffa393d561e3a669076512da9216e1</image:title><image:caption>For the love of God, this kid looks like a pure monster in a little suit. Avoid him like the plague.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/a151efd9aae19efa899be3ed8987239b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a151efd9aae19efa899be3ed8987239b</image:title><image:caption>And in here even the bird of prey is green. Nevertheless, the woman has a rather oversized head for some reason.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/bd413e6cffe5c20de8bd6f1995cc39ad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bd413e6cffe5c20de8bd6f1995cc39ad</image:title><image:caption>Don't look now but I think the man might have eyes on the girl with ill intent. The girl should run away while she still can.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/vintage-st-patricks-day-card-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vintage-st-patricks-day-card-20</image:title><image:caption>For some reason, pigs were seen as symbols of luck back in the day. Not sure why.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/vintage-st-patricks-day-card-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vintage-st-patricks-day-card-15</image:title><image:caption>The guy in this card isn't drawn very well. Yes, he's supposed to look happy. But his expression is more terrifying. And holding the club doesn't help.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/stpatricksday-graphicsfairy002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stpatricksday-graphicsfairy002</image:title><image:caption>Yes, it looks like a toast. But we all know what'll happen afterwards.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/image4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image4</image:title><image:caption>Another depiction of an Irishman drinking. I know it's an offensive stereotype that never seems to die.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-22T02:12:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/02/17/top-of-the-morning-with-these-lucky-saint-patricks-day-craft-projects-second-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/il_570xn-1188595819_7u2i.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xn-1188595819_7u2i</image:title><image:caption>Great for added illumination during tough times like these. Lovely.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/il_570xn-1139767742_3upu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xn-1139767742_3upu</image:title><image:caption>Great for parties and mantle displays. Though you might want to keep it away from the alcohol.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/il_570xn-894972415_k7e2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xn-894972415_k7e2</image:title><image:caption>This is from an Etsy listing. But you have to admire the artistic detail. Like the white shamrock.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/diy-st-patricks-day-burlap-wreath-felt-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>diy-st-patricks-day-burlap-wreath-felt-final</image:title><image:caption>And the rainbow leads to a pot of gold. Yes, I have a lot of wreaths on here. But I just couldn't miss this one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/aee9a8faf52a4e35a0b6a1f8a7e4b513.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aee9a8faf52a4e35a0b6a1f8a7e4b513</image:title><image:caption>Contains a stained glass 4-leaf clover for the sun to shine through. Love it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/437ebc73069640ed85873601290e9f68.jpg</image:loc><image:title>437ebc73069640ed85873601290e9f68</image:title><image:caption>Yes, I know the color isn't quite right since it's not green. But it includes shamrocks so it goes on this post.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/0668c8a9bce724153586bbc83e73095b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0668c8a9bce724153586bbc83e73095b</image:title><image:caption>Includes Irish features as you can see here along with the map of the land itself. Definitely a sight to behold.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/85d93a78db854cafe7b272e9bed38d6e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>85d93a78db854cafe7b272e9bed38d6e</image:title><image:caption>Seems like it was based on a kid drawing. Then again, it's probably part of the charm.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/ce86407497fef686c3d20d3240aaeecf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ce86407497fef686c3d20d3240aaeecf</image:title><image:caption>Because a horseshoe is a sign of luck. The green paint job gives this one a rustic feel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/03a4ae541c4d8b6dbcede98e5af13e48.jpg</image:loc><image:title>03a4ae541c4d8b6dbcede98e5af13e48</image:title><image:caption>You can tell they're Irish because they have shamrocks on their butts. Okay, I was just kidding. Yet, these are quite original.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-19T16:19:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/02/15/erin-go-bragh-with-these-lucky-treats-on-saint-patricks-day-third-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/screen-shot-2012-03-11-at-9-26-21-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>screen-shot-2012-03-11-at-9-26-21-pm</image:title><image:caption>Yes, I had on leprechaun hats before. But these are in green with a gum drop at the front.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/shamrock-sandwich2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shamrock-sandwich2</image:title><image:caption>Well, each of these have green tops which look kind of disgusting. But I'm sure they're safe to eat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/c47df6bb7464dfb372f384d7d9e8e83b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c47df6bb7464dfb372f384d7d9e8e83b</image:title><image:caption>Now this is quite adorable. Love what it says in cheese on the pepper rainbow salad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/71d19d3f644985b73fb9601e570db75a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>71d19d3f644985b73fb9601e570db75a</image:title><image:caption>Includes a pot of gold with Cracker Jacks, a shamrock sandwich, and some celery. The fruit makes up the rainbow.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/0cf85086a78eb376dd1fa5c38b284e22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0cf85086a78eb376dd1fa5c38b284e22</image:title><image:caption>Fruits and veggies make up the rainbow. Dip and cauliflower make up the clouds. Crackers consist of the gold in the plastic pot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/37bf21e950ac824fb74a5aafae676485.jpg</image:loc><image:title>37bf21e950ac824fb74a5aafae676485</image:title><image:caption>Well, they're made from cucumbers and cheese. But they won't take much effort.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/1287c1c2204288e34d0041ce062ced5f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1287c1c2204288e34d0041ce062ced5f</image:title><image:caption>Well, at least someone's having a good time. Though it might depict negative Irish stereotypes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/4abca7ffda8cd74ff932b9d9dd35ea9d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4abca7ffda8cd74ff932b9d9dd35ea9d</image:title><image:caption>Well, it's in a rather distinctive style that evokes whimsy. Like the patterns of each tier.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/61c0632fdcd62c9a98ed982396137da5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>61c0632fdcd62c9a98ed982396137da5</image:title><image:caption>You might think they're donuts. But they're not and are certainly covered in icing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/ee8d4e74bd001e3520e3b89ae95765ec.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ee8d4e74bd001e3520e3b89ae95765ec</image:title><image:caption>Even has rainbow icing on top. Love how they're chocolate, too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-15T22:04:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/02/10/nazis-and-white-nationalists-by-another-name-why-we-need-to-talk-about-the-alt-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/f7306eed0ba7175ad45d8b4d9af89525.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f7306eed0ba7175ad45d8b4d9af89525</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/mosque.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mosque</image:title><image:caption>In the early morning of January 31, 2017, a mosque in Victoria, Texas was destroyed by fire. The authorities ruled it as an arson and the suspect is still at large. But it wouldn't surprise me if Islamophobia had a part to play since it's very prominent in American society. In any case, ethnic and religious minority houses of worship tend to be prime targets for right-wing terrorists. If white conservatives continue to deny that right-wing extremism is a problem, then expect more scenes like this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/oklahoma_city.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ALFRED MURRAH FEDERAL BUILDING</image:title><image:caption>The 1995 Oklahoma City bombing was the most devastating domestic terror attack in US history which killed 168 and injured over 600. Timothy McVeigh may have engineered this mass slaughter with Terry Nichols, he was deeply influenced by the white supremacist movement and the anti-government wing of the radical right. Now with right-wing extremism on the rise, if the US government doesn't crack down on right-wing terror, expect another attack like this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/screenshot_2016-04-28_17-45-37.png</image:loc><image:title>screenshot_2016-04-28_17-45-37</image:title><image:caption>The Alt-Right may not yet engage in violence as we know it, that doesn't mean they don't encourage it. Right-wing terror attacks are rarely orchestrated by lone wolves. Trump's campaign and election victory have normalized hate and conspiracy theories fueling the Alt-Right into the mainstream and dramatically increasing its visibility. And its growing online presence in social media and increased radicalization shows a dangerous trend. Should the Alt-Right become a force of full-terrorism, don't expect Trump's White House to intervene.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/american-extremism-watermark.png</image:loc><image:title>american-extremism-watermark</image:title><image:caption>We should understand that a counter-terrorism policy focusing solely on Islamic terror is bad national security policy that won't keep Americans safe. As of 2017, radical right-wing extremists have committed more attacks and killed more Americans than their jihadist counterparts. And they've been seen as a growing threat since the Bush Administration. The fact we have a white nationalist as Trump's trusted adviser means that there will be no right-wing extremist terror policy in the next 4-8 years. Expect this domestic terrorist problem to get worst since Trump's victory led to a spike in hate crimes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/ap_16296634465095.png</image:loc><image:title>ap_16296634465095</image:title><image:caption>As one of Trump's most trusted advisers at the White House, Steve Bannon plays a key role in shaping his national policies that will hostile to immigrants and minorities. Bannon was certainly behind Trump's Muslim ban as well as his counter-terrorism policy to focus only on Muslims. Not to mention, Bannon probably recommended Jeff Sessions as Attorney General.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/la-na-trailguide-updates-what-is-the-alt-right-a-refresher-1479169663.jpg</image:loc><image:title>la-na-trailguide-updates-what-is-the-alt-right-a-refresher-1479169663</image:title><image:caption>Before he worked in Trump's campaign, Steve Bannon was the CEO of Brietbart which he turned into the platform of the Alt-Right. Though he's denied it's racist, his white nationalist views often echo those of his devotees. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/trump_macro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trump_macro</image:title><image:caption>The Alt-Right sees Donald Trump as their hero due to railing against "political correctness," Muslims, immigrants, Mexicans, Chinese, and others during his presidential campaign and were among his most enthusiastic supporters. Thanks to Trump, the Alt-Right was elevated into the mainstream and now has a key role in influencing national policy with Steve Bannon working at the White House. However, whether you're Democrat or a Republican, Bannon's place in the Trump administration should worry you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/screen-shot-2016-09-13-at-3-16-23-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>screen-shot-2016-09-13-at-3-16-23-pm</image:title><image:caption>The Alt-Right is notorious for its ruthless trolls who serve as orators and activists in the movement. Methods include inflammatory comments, doxing, and bombarding social media accounts with slur filled and photoshopped art. Though this statement on Brock Turner's rape victim is incredibly offensive, this is just mild in their milieu. Because they can be downright hateful and often relentless as their victims suffer under their online harassment. Many Alt-Righters have been banned from Twitter and Reddit as a result.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/90921553_pepe-trump.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_90921553_pepe-trump</image:title><image:caption>The Alt-Right typically recruits its members online with a marketing strategy that avoids using the word race as well as conjure rebel and anti-establishment imagery that appeals to youth. They also tend to talk about preserving European-American identity under the guise of multiculturalism.  And thus begins the process of Alt-Right radicalization.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-12T03:10:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/02/08/the-wonderful-world-of-vintage-ads-fourth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/d300f4da2ecfcd73faf9274259665b65.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d300f4da2ecfcd73faf9274259665b65</image:title><image:caption>Imagine what parents had to do to keep their kids safe in the car before they started requiring seatbelts. Probably won't recommend it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/vintage-ads-livejournal-com2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>vintage-ads-livejournal-com2</image:title><image:caption>But they're the wrong brothers when it comes to promoting diversity and multiculturalism. Seriously, Gold Dust might want to retire their virulently racist mascots.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/vintage-ads-livejournal-com.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>vintage-ads-livejournal-com</image:title><image:caption>Because nothing brings the fresh smell of colonialism and culture superiority like Pear's. Man, this is epically racist with nods to Imperialism.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/traveling-comfort-car-dog-590x801.jpg</image:loc><image:title>traveling-comfort-car-dog-590x801</image:title><image:caption>Because nothing shows you're good with animals like attaching a cage to the side of your car. And having that cage sport barred windows.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/toastmaster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toastmaster</image:title><image:caption>It's just the kind of treat for the kid who just came home for torturing the cat. Or the neighbor kid who creepily peaks through your blinds.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fca0cd173a49a264edf32846064a7d2c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fca0cd173a49a264edf32846064a7d2c</image:title><image:caption>Pardon me for reading too into this but this ad comes off as promoting a 19th century sex talk. Because the guy obviously has his hands up a woman's skirt. Okay, maybe it's just a doctor exam.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/rykrisp_old_ads.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rykrisp_old_ads</image:title><image:caption>What a way to fat shame a woman in public, jerkass? For God's sake, she doesn't look that bad and I'm sure some guys would find her attractive despite her weight.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fdcb4a97d80740a14265ff5ad4b2e60a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fdcb4a97d80740a14265ff5ad4b2e60a</image:title><image:caption>So a woman needs a gun to protect herself whenever someone knocks on the door. Sorry, but if you have to be armed to answer the door, you probably need to see a therapist.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fathers-day-lingerie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fathers-day-lingerie</image:title><image:caption>It's especially disturbing it has the line, "We have exactly what you need that will satisfy and bring a smile to your father's face!" It's almost as if this ad was tailor made for Ivanka Trump.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/f21123a4b498306046d917be048dac40.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f21123a4b498306046d917be048dac40</image:title><image:caption>I think my grandma recently talked about the creepy bellhop guy with the pack. And yes, he kind of belongs in a Stephen King novel.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-12T21:35:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/02/05/a-primer-on-sanctuary-cities-in-the-united-states/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/6e73acabd814f8da35fae22868240fa3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6e73acabd814f8da35fae22868240fa3</image:title><image:caption>I end this post by bringing you a picture of the red covered bridge near where I live in the sanctuary jurisdiction of Westmoreland County, Pennsylvania. Let it be known that sanctuary policies aren't just limited to liberal urban enclaves like San Francisco. They can also exist in rural areas like this that don't have a lot of liberals in them. Or a lot of people supporting sanctuary policies either. Keep that in mind.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/reg_west.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reg_west</image:title><image:caption>If you think sanctuary cities should be defunded because they're crime ridden areas sheltering undocumented immigrants, you might want to check if you live in one and why. If you live in Westmoreland County, Pennsylvania, you should really reconsider because it's a sanctuary county with a written policy. For God's sake, I didn't make this up.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/undocumented006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>undocumented006</image:title><image:caption>Though the legal basis of sanctuary policies may be in limbo, the moral basis is very much sound. I mean it should be a no brainer to keep families together as well as relieve law-abiding residents of deportation fears. Besides, sanctuary policies might be the best morally solution available at the moment.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/end-sanctuary-cities-illegal-alien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>end-sanctuary-cities-illegal-alien</image:title><image:caption>Opponents on sanctuary policies often argue that they undermine federal enforcement efforts and compromising public safety that leads to preventable crimes. But opponents often stereotype sanctuary jurisdictions as places that are riddled with crime and lawlessness. Rather than a place that might be similar to where they live.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/immigration.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>immigration</image:title><image:caption>Sanctuary jurisdictions have many reasons to implement the kind of policies they do. Sometimes it's because undocumented immigrants contribute so much to their society. Sometimes it could be that police would rather build relationships with immigrant communities and solve crimes than enforce immigration law. And sometimes it might be due to the area having limited resources and bigger priorities, having bad experiences with ICE, and a desire to avoid legal entanglements.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cj2mvqcweaag95g.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cj2mvqcweaag95g</image:title><image:caption>The fact Lopez-Sanchez is an undocumented immigrant is only reason why Steinle's death has generated such political outcry. However, had Lopez-Sanchez been a native-born US citizen, Steinle's death would've been just as senseless and tragic. But nobody would blame it on San Francisco's sanctuary city policy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/sanchez-steinle-ap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sanchez-steinle-ap</image:title><image:caption>The murder of Kathyrn Steinle is often used as a talking point for cracking down on sanctuary cities. Is San Francisco's sanctuary policy at fault? To an extent. But despite being deported 5 times, Juan Lopez-Sanchez was a low-level drug offender who served his time. So prior to shooting Steinle with a stolen gun, there was very little reason he'd pose a danger upon his release.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/ernesto008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ernesto008</image:title><image:caption>Ernesto Galarza was a part-time construction worker who was illegally held at the Lehigh County jail for 3 days pursuant of an ICE detainer without a warrant, court order, or an explanation. And the ICE detainer was issued because Allentown police suspected Galarza may be an undocumented immigrant. Even though he carried a state driver's license and his Social Security card as well as told police he was born in Perth Amboy, New Jersey. His case sent a broad message that if local jurisdictions choose to honor ICE detainer requests, they'll have to face the consequences if it's against the wrong people. Such ruling has been a driving force for jurisdictions across Pennsylvania adopting sanctuary policies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/1281320336_7ntyksov_secure_communities.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1281320336_7ntyksov_secure_communities</image:title><image:caption>The Secure Communities program was often criticized for many of its inherent flaws such has lack of recognition of civil rights and due process as well as lack of transparency and oversight. Studies showed that most of the arrestees who were deported didn't have any criminal records to speak of. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/secure-communities.jpg</image:loc><image:title>secure-communities</image:title><image:caption>If you want to understand why jurisdictions would adopt sanctuary policies, we should understand the Secure Communities program which was supposed to encourage federal, state, and local cooperation on deporting criminal undocumented immigrants. However, the Secure Communities program led to a lot of abuse and other negative consequences.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-05T21:48:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/02/01/the-wonderful-world-of-the-teddy-bear-second-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/kk0015910h_600_20140724_1321.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kk0015910h_600_20140724_1321</image:title><image:caption>It even has a crown along with the cake. Certainly for some kid's birthday.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/kk0015942h_keyword_20150804_1456.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kk0015942h_keyword_20150804_1456</image:title><image:caption>I'm not sure if he's advertising for Planters. But he's nevertheless adorable.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/retro-bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>retro-bear</image:title><image:caption>Unsurprisingly, she wears a poodle skirt. Though you don't see these a lot in 1950s fashion.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/17691_18351_17481_17772x.jpg</image:loc><image:title>17691_18351_17481_17772x</image:title><image:caption>Here she is in her blue dress and shiny shoes. And yes, she has long brown hair, too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/4457754d83ee818.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4457754d83ee818</image:title><image:caption>Comes with a bottle of maple syrup. Love the maple leaf buttons.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/9c688ab6b11b27aad562d4f3a5073f8f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9c688ab6b11b27aad562d4f3a5073f8f</image:title><image:caption>Though he wouldn't need a fig leaf to cover his privates. I mean he has fur.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/teddy-bears-playing-hockey-teddy-bears-toys_0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teddy-bears-playing-hockey-teddy-bears-toys_0</image:title><image:caption>Well, he doesn't seem to have the proper safety equipment on. What if he gets injured or in a fight?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/kk0015888h_600_20130102_1337.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kk0015888h_600_20130102_1337</image:title><image:caption>Though his frog outfit can make him look just as cute. Still, it's all in the costume.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/037122.jpg</image:loc><image:title>037122</image:title><image:caption>Though he may not always be a nice guy when it comes to yuletide traditions in some countries. Like the outfit though.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/imgrc0063971540.jpg</image:loc><image:title>imgrc0063971540</image:title><image:caption>So immortalizing them as teddy bears goes without saying. Because the Japanese always have a fondness for cuteness.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-01T22:05:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/01/28/fall-in-love-with-these-valentines-day-craft-projects-second-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/f18cc45e55d9dd9ae47cec8e2fb190b9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f18cc45e55d9dd9ae47cec8e2fb190b9</image:title><image:caption>Because why put away the Christmas tree just yet when you can decorate it with hearts? Nevertheless, I'm not sure if I understand.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/54c6094fab9dd0c1c11bc2fe85d219f7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>54c6094fab9dd0c1c11bc2fe85d219f7</image:title><image:caption>It has fake pink roses on the top. But at least the candy hearts are put to better use.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/f7ae7a17272e93c191a1826587d76a30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f7ae7a17272e93c191a1826587d76a30</image:title><image:caption>Each heart has a sweet saying among a pastel wreath. So lovely.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/chocolates-valentines-day-wreath-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chocolates-valentines-day-wreath-11</image:title><image:caption>Well, the chocolates aren't real. Love the saying "Life Is Sweet."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/valentine-wreath-diy-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>valentine-wreath-diy-1</image:title><image:caption>And it's surely an ornate one at that. Love how the small hearts make it look like a red snowflake.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/fa7b87603b3455d33fa32df08a31f940.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fa7b87603b3455d33fa32df08a31f940</image:title><image:caption>Each heart has different colors and patterns. So lovely if you ask me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/a0dd1a0ababe7865b59dd3309fbe5886.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a0dd1a0ababe7865b59dd3309fbe5886</image:title><image:caption>Well, it has a 3 dimensional look to it. Love the hearts coming down from a distance.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/eec85f24e1640ba7a09f88cfc53d37c8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eec85f24e1640ba7a09f88cfc53d37c8</image:title><image:caption>By the way, yo-yo is the style. Don't ask me why. there are some quilting terms I don't understand.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/e7dafb454b598a6b8c1af0ebbd27b6bc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e7dafb454b598a6b8c1af0ebbd27b6bc</image:title><image:caption>Doesn't hurt if the frame is decorated with berry branches. Still, the roses are beautiful.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/heart-and-flowers-valentine-pillow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heart-and-flowers-valentine-pillow</image:title><image:caption>This one even has lace on the edging. Love it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-22T05:58:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/01/27/the-real-meaning-of-america-first-and-why-it-matters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/10909cs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10909cs</image:title><image:caption>The historical contexts of "America First" still exist in the minds of many Americans whether Jewish or Gentile this day and that's unlikely to change. So if you want to show love to America, don't use "America First" as your patriotic affirmation nor support politicians who use the term as a campaign slogan. Because it's very likely they have no idea of its historical roots as to what it really means.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/562f3612c361887e418b45ed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>562f3612c361887e418b45ed</image:title><image:caption>In 2015, a group in Detroit, Michigan erected a billboard like this that was condemned by the Anti-Defamation League on grounds of anti-Semitism. As  Heidi Budaj said, This particular sign goes a step further and raises an old anti-Semitic canard of dual loyalty, implying that Jews are not loyal to the country in which they live. Make no mistake that while many of the Jewish people in the United States support the state of Israel as a Jewish state, we are loyal Americans.” Of course, the use of "America First" is much more fitting here since the phrase alone contains anti-Semitic evocations. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/america-first-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>america-first-1</image:title><image:caption>It's possible that Trump may believe his adoption of the phrase "America First" could supersede its past. However, I don't think it's possible not because of Trump. But mostly because such symbols and phrases with noxious connotations don't usually change their meanings over time. And it's a lesson I've surely learned when I argued for the Confederate Flag's removal during the summer of 2015.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/america-first-trump-800x416.png</image:loc><image:title>america-first-trump-800x416</image:title><image:caption>Then despite the highly negative historical connotations, why the hell does Trump keep using "America First" as a catchphrase? He's said he likes the expression. But I think he likes how his supporters positively react to it as an innocent patriotic affirmation. Mostly because a lot of his supporters have absolutely no idea where "America First" came from or what it really means.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/america-first-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>america-first-2</image:title><image:caption>From that point on, the America First Committee would be associated with Nazi sympathies and anti-Semitism ever since. Soon even the more moderate isolationist cut ties with the organization before it disbanded after Pearl Harbor. Since then, almost no politician who's wanted to draw close to America First as it remains a shameful stain on our history.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/nyt072141.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nyt072141</image:title><image:caption>Charles Lindbergh's Des Moines speech was met with public outrage from all over the country over his anti-Semitic and divisive remarks that he'd suffer a massive fall from grace. So much so that his hometown even took his name off their water tower. His now tarnished reputation would never fully recover.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/thomas-trump-lindbergh-1200x630-1469398297.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robert E. Wood;Charles A. Lindbergh</image:title><image:caption>On September 11, 1941, Charles Lindbergh would give a speech at an America First rally in Des Moines, Iowa. In it, he blamed the British, the Roosevelt administration, and American Jews for pushing the US into war with Europe. Guess which group he put on notice for pushing for war through their control of the media.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/5478394_orig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hermann Göring with Charles Lindbergh. Library of Congress photo</image:title><image:caption>During the mid to late 1930s, Charles Lindbergh visited Nazi Germany several times where he toured the Luftwaffe as well as hobnobbed with a bunch of high Nazi officials like Hermann Goering. Unfortunately, the place impressed him a little too much that despite condemning Krsitallanacht and seeing Hitler as a fanatic, he was kind of a Nazi apologist. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/79d5c42s-960.jpg</image:loc><image:title>79d5c42s-960</image:title><image:caption>The most famous face of America First was none other than famed aviator Charles Lindbergh, best known for his nonstop solo flight from New York to Paris in 1927. In 1940, he was a lauded as a national hero in the US. But in 1941, that was soon to change.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/dr_0c9e0e_5416512.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dr_0c9e0e_5416512</image:title><image:caption>Though America First often tried to brand itself as a mainstream anti-war organization, it included members whose views had more to do with their anti-Semitism, pro-fascism, xenophobia, and Nazi sympathies. Unfortunately, America First refused to disown these ugly elements and would later be defined by them as you see in this Dr. Seuss cartoon.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-07-05T16:47:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2015/05/11/bad-movie-brothers/</loc><lastmod>2017-01-27T15:00:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/01/23/be-mine-with-these-valentines-day-treats-third-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/291a3550317bf1c133b5c57aaef77ce1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>291a3550317bf1c133b5c57aaef77ce1</image:title><image:caption>They have Ree's minicup heads and hands of chocolate icing. Nevertheless, they're just adorable.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/a856f51d31614da3ee1cb52e24c0d348.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a856f51d31614da3ee1cb52e24c0d348</image:title><image:caption>Well, they have red, white, and chocolate. And they seemed to be made from pretzels as far as I know.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/2e5da2822f1b91d190880c32f32e9c8e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2e5da2822f1b91d190880c32f32e9c8e</image:title><image:caption>Well, they're hand cookies with hearts in them. And they're in different colors to illustrate diversity.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/f3f0882c9b151cbe9fdbe7afdbb203a2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f3f0882c9b151cbe9fdbe7afdbb203a2</image:title><image:caption>Still, I surely hope the sandwich isn't full of baloney. Then again, I'm not talking about the lunch meat here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/5cc6e7cf88dc78a0bbc056c93f0eb553.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5cc6e7cf88dc78a0bbc056c93f0eb553</image:title><image:caption>They're homemade hot pockets. Not sure if every bite in them is a different temperature though.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/6c71fcb6b57fa4f066cc1a38f5ae90a8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6c71fcb6b57fa4f066cc1a38f5ae90a8</image:title><image:caption>Yes, I have V-Day pancakes again. But they're done in a different style than the others.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/e020162b862960905f0b671432fe13df.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e020162b862960905f0b671432fe13df</image:title><image:caption>Because you probably know what you're going to get from them. With real chocolates, it's more complicated.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/d86d51038db01d638660a7e73b075afe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d86d51038db01d638660a7e73b075afe</image:title><image:caption>Each one of these has their own sayings. I'm sure plenty would want their significant others to make them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/24758018027cd2f10428ee8305e7454d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>24758018027cd2f10428ee8305e7454d</image:title><image:caption>Each one has small hearts of a variety of different colors, too. Love these.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/13234d536759cf76d157439d760b7bb9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13234d536759cf76d157439d760b7bb9</image:title><image:caption>These are Valentine's Day mini cookies. And they're all in red, white, as well as shades of pink.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-23T22:02:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/01/21/the-wonderful-world-of-vintage-valentines-fourth-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/you-bonehead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>you-bonehead</image:title><image:caption>I'm sure this would be perfect if your sweetheart's a goth. Still, such sentiments from someone might mean they really need a therapist.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/valentine-spooky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>valentine-spooky</image:title><image:caption>Uh, girl, you have every right to be afraid right now. Because you're being pursued by a monstrous shadow with a card. Yeah, run for your life now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv</image:title><image:caption>Hmmm...not sure if that's going to work since the two really don't see eye to eye. This particularly the case when one has a freakishly long neck like an ostrich or a giraffe.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/slave-sex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slave-sex</image:title><image:caption>Well, this boy may not have much going for him. But he'll probably succeed in picking up chicks though he may not like doing chores.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/vvvvvvv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vvvvvvv</image:title><image:caption>Or is it supposed to be blowjob? Because that's how I take it away from this picture.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/nude-sex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nude-sex</image:title><image:caption>It's valentines like these that make me suspect that these vintage cards were made for adults. This especially goes for the ones with people naked like this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/movie-sex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>movie-sex</image:title><image:caption>Well, at least this boy is better about consent then the guys in some of these cards. But the projection is still kind of dirty.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/big-dick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>big-dick</image:title><image:caption>On the other hand, teacher-student relationships should never be encouraged in any circumstances whatsoever. Doesn't help the kid is dressed in a sailor suit and holding a ruler.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/vintage-creepy-valentines-day-cards-slicing-bologna.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vintage-creepy-valentines-day-cards-slicing-bologna</image:title><image:caption>Okay, I might want to stay away from this creepy butcher. Really don't need that in my life. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/sex-shark.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sex-shark</image:title><image:caption>However, this green suited guy is a card shark. So I don't think he's the best kind of boyfriend. Because he might have a gambling problem. Or eat you alive.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-21T18:57:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/01/18/the-legal-loan-sharks-among-us-the-matter-of-payday-loans/</loc><lastmod>2017-01-18T17:42:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/01/10/they-made-a-show-out-of-this-stupid-reality-tv-shows-part-10-house-hunters-to-the-hills/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/6350.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>6350</image:title><image:caption>The Hills was a show that followed young women trying to make it in LA. Though it was structured like a soap opera, stars later admitted that a lot of the show was staged and were being prodded by production crews. Oh, and much of the problems and relationship drama was fake.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cribs_50_cent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cribs_50_cent</image:title><image:caption>Cribs was a hugely popular show on MTV when I was a teenager. If you're over a certain age, it follows a similar line to Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous which tours the homes of celebrities. However, it was later found that some of these celebrities weren't being as honest about their lives as they portrayed themselves to be.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/77bc73b86c84c2a9d4c121ffa5c2912d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>77bc73b86c84c2a9d4c121ffa5c2912d</image:title><image:caption>Lizard Lick Towing follows a tow and repo business in North Carolina. Cracked called it a show about towing mixed in with pro wrestling. Yes, it's quite fake.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/alaskan-bush-people-canceled.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alaskan-bush-people-canceled</image:title><image:caption>Though Alaskan Bush People was supposed to follow a family in the Alaskan wilderness, it was later found they live nowhere near in that remote lifestyle. Also they were in court on fraud charges.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/2015-07-09-mystery-diners1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-07-09-mystery-diners1</image:title><image:caption>Mystery Diners has people go undercover to spy on potentially disobedient restaurant workers in a sting operation. In reality, most of the participants on this show are paid actors.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/who-wants-to-marry-my-dad-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>who-wants-to-marry-my-dad-2</image:title><image:caption>In this show, grown children screen potential mates for their single father. Though seen as romantic, this show is actually very creepy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/armed-and-dangerous.jpg</image:loc><image:title>armed-and-dangerous</image:title><image:caption>You have to wonder what the producers were thinking to come up with this show. Celebrities as police? Yes, this happened. Ironically someone in Muncie didn't recognize any of them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/gold_rush_title.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GOLD RUSH 2</image:title><image:caption>Gold Rush is about men mining gold in the Yukon. If you know anything about past gold rushes, this goes about as you'd expect. Because the most successful miners mined miners.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/421406a5a02a9908cd223e9c9cb092a2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TURTLE MAN</image:title><image:caption>Call of the Wildman follows a man who operates a Kentucky backwoods pest removal business. While the show was a hit, Mother Jones did an article exposing him of animal mistreatment with evidence to support.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/537612669f1e7-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>537612669f1e7-image</image:title><image:caption>Though House Hunters is stated to be about families and couples looking for a new home, in reality it's not the case. Because it's more likely the family already picked the house while the other two homes belong to their friends.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-10T20:26:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/01/10/they-made-a-show-out-of-this-stupid-reality-tv-shows-part-9-breaking-amish-to-man-vs-wild/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/35-of-the-greatest-man-vs-wild-moments-title-resized.jpg</image:loc><image:title>35-of-the-greatest-man-vs-wild-moments-title-resized</image:title><image:caption>Man vs. Wild made Bear Grylls an instant sensation on both sides of the Atlantic Ocean with his survivalist feats. However, it was later found that Grylls' death defying acts on the show weren't as impressive as portrayed. One scene consisted of him surviving a bear attack from a guy wearing a bear suit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>Though The Real Housewives franchise has been a boon to Bravo, we have to acknowledge these women are technically socialites. Also, a lot of it's scripted and demeans women in very nasty ways.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/vh1-tool-academy_2_cast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vh1-tool-academy_2_cast</image:title><image:caption>Tool Academy may not seem like a bad idea on the surface since it pertains to jerks reforming themselves. However, it also enforces the idea of "I can change him," which doesn't constitute as healthy relationship advice.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bffcast03.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bffcast03</image:title><image:caption>In Paris Hilton's My New BFF, a bunch of women compete to be one of Paris's confidantes. Well, for at least until the next season.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/duck_dynasty_promo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>duck_dynasty_promo</image:title><image:caption>Yes, I'm well aware that Duck Dynasty is a very popular show. However, if you look at past photos of this family, it's incredibly clear that the Robertson family is selling a fantasy. And that the beards and wardrobe are contractually obligated. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/35659_article_full.jpg</image:loc><image:title>35659_article_full</image:title><image:caption>Though I Cloned My Pet is a series of specials instead of a regular show, it's certainly insane. I mean it features rich people who miss their departed pets so much that they're willing to spend up to $100,000 to have it cloned. Sorry, but what they really need is a visit to the psychiatrist.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/doomsday-preppers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doomsday-preppers</image:title><image:caption>A show like Doomsday Preppers takes us into the world of survivalists who have to come up with plans to survive hypothetical but apocalyptic situations. Of course, you can guess it's jammed packed with plenty of crazy conspiracy theorists.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/600x600bb-85-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>600x600bb-85-2</image:title><image:caption>Sure I'm aware that the US has a serious obesity problem thanks to processed foods that needs to be taken care of. However, it still doesn't explain how TLC could find enough 600 lb people for this show.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/600x600bb-85-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>600x600bb-85-1</image:title><image:caption>It's shows like My Strange Addiction that has given TLC the notorious reputation of coming up with shows to exploit people's problems. This series uses people's serious mental problems for the sake of entertainment.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/51fj4kk76al-_sx940_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51fj4kk76al-_sx940_</image:title><image:caption>Breaking Amish is a show about young people leaving their old ways of life for the big English city. Or are they really? Actually it's more likely to be staged.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-10T19:35:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/01/10/they-made-a-show-out-of-this-stupid-reality-tv-shows-part-8-jersey-shore-to-true-tori/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/article-2626664-1dc937a700000578-272_634x347.jpg</image:loc><image:title>article-2626664-1dc937a700000578-272_634x347</image:title><image:caption>True Tori documents the lives of Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's life 3 weeks after he left for rehab as well as the uncertainty in their marriage after his alleged affair. Let's just say, you don't want to see this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/getimage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>getimage</image:title><image:caption>Hogan Knows Best follows professional wrestler Hulk Hogan and his family. Of course, it shows that Hogan didn't know best since the family would be beset but a cavalcade of shit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/being_bobby_brown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>being_bobby_brown</image:title><image:caption>Out of all celebrity spouses, Bobby Brown should be the last guy to have his own reality show. Seriously, he may be Whitney Houston's husband but he's not fondly remembered by her fans. And it doesn't help that Whitney Houston died some years after this show aired.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/buckwildcast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buckwildcast</image:title><image:caption>Thinking of demographics to offend after the success of Jersey Shore, MTV decided to focus on rednecks with Buckwild. But everyone thought it was boring and just as offensive.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/4beb7972637d0d2e3cbcc973835ba035.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4beb7972637d0d2e3cbcc973835ba035</image:title><image:caption>Before we had the Jackass movie franchise, there was a Jackass show on MTV. You can say it involves a bunch of guys getting themselves injured for the sake of entertainment. Or trying to win a Darwin Award.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mob-wives.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mob-wives</image:title><image:caption>Mob Wives follows a group of women whose husbands are in prison for their mafia-related activities. The fact this show disturbed victims' families goes without saying.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ovftofdve4e-market_maxres.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ovftofdve4e-market_maxres</image:title><image:caption>Bad Girls Club focuses on the lives of 7 unruly women who may have behavior problems. And they're allowed to live a life of luxury with some restrictions by production crew. Was subject to several controversies over the years.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/06-flavor-of-love-w1200-h630.jpg</image:loc><image:title>06-flavor-of-love-w1200-h630</image:title><image:caption>Flavor of Love featured several women competing for the heart of Flavor Flav, the guy with the big watch. However, he didn't end up with any of the winners during the show's 3 season run. Instead, he married the mom of his 7th child.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/8008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8008</image:title><image:caption>Kill Reality was a show on E! that had leftovers from various reality shows making a horror movie. Yes, the producers must've been on something to come up with this idea.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/js-group-01-1600x900.jpg</image:loc><image:title>js-group-01-1600x900</image:title><image:caption>Jersey Shore was one of the infamous shows on MTV that became strangely popular and made Snooki a household name. Was known for promoting and glamorizing a lot of misbehavior.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-10T18:41:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/01/10/they-made-a-show-out-of-this-stupid-reality-tv-shows-part-7-finding-bigfoot-to-the-bachelor-and-bachelorette/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/579x325-q100_0d311de6e07ccaae4f92e9e85097de80.jpg</image:loc><image:title>579x325-q100_0d311de6e07ccaae4f92e9e85097de80</image:title><image:caption>The Bachelor and Bachelorette may be among the most popular reality shows ever made. Yet, the behind the scenes often involved producers coaching the contestants for storylines as well as manipulating emotions for the camera. And it's been widely acknowledged.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>original</image:title><image:caption>The show 8 minutes follows an ex-cop turned pastor who attempts to rescue sex workers by posing as a john. However, while sex trafficking and prostitution are horrible things, not all sex workers want to be rescued. Besides, unlike what the show may imply, saving sex workers is often a long term and complicated process, not a simple sting operation. Subject to a damaging article by Buzzfeed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/storagewarss02s01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>storagewarss02s01</image:title><image:caption>Storage Wars revolves around a facility buying contents in storage lockers in hopes to turn a profit. However, it's been subject to lawsuits alleging that the stuff was bought in advance for the show. So yes, there's a lot staging involved.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/rs_1024x918-140627191323-1024-jon-kate-plus-8-l-s62714.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rs_1024x918-140627191323-1024-jon-kate-plus-8-l-s62714</image:title><image:caption>Now Jon and Kate Plus 8 was a major juggernaut in TLC's ratings that the family soon became major celebrities. However, claims on child labor violations and a messy divorce gave me the impression that the parents were horrible people who exploited their kids for fame and fortune.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/americas-next-top-model.jpg</image:loc><image:title>americas-next-top-model</image:title><image:caption>While America's Next Top Model has been popular, it has often been criticized for shaming women as well as giving people unrealistic ideas of fashion model life. The allegations can go on and on.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/06_top10skankyrealityshows.jpg</image:loc><image:title>06_top10skankyrealityshows</image:title><image:caption>A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila was a hit on MTV during my teenage years which featured a group of men and women competing for Tila's heart. However, there were not only rumors that Tila's bisexuality was just an act, but that she had a boyfriend already. Such can be reinforced that the man who one in the first season never received her phone number and never saw her again.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/hqdefault-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hqdefault-3</image:title><image:caption>The series The Family, followed an Italian-American clan who moved into a mansion with a staff to compete for $1,000,000. And yes, it comes complete with offensive stereotypes, too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/p184760_b_v8_ab.jpg</image:loc><image:title>p184760_b_v8_ab</image:title><image:caption>You may not remember but there was a reality show called Lost on NBC that was kind of a rip off of the Amazing Race. But unlike the long running series on ABC, it made way less sense.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bridezilla_feature2.png</image:loc><image:title>bridezilla_feature2</image:title><image:caption>Sure weddings can be stressful and yes, a bride may act like a diva on her big day. Yet, Bridezillas portrays women as uncontrollable, selfish, and bullying bitches who'd throw tantrums if they don't get what they want. It should be off the air.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/585386_orig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>585386_orig</image:title><image:caption>Spoiler Alert: They don't find Bigfoot. Still, if Bigfoot was real, we would've known by now. I mean creatures always leave tracks like hair and  excrement. Also, for someone as tall as Sasquatch, people probably would've seen one in the Pacific Northwest by now.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-10T17:45:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/01/10/they-made-a-show-out-of-this-stupid-reality-tv-shows-part-6-my-big-fat-obnoxious-fiance-to-im-a-celebrity-get-me-out-of-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/im_a_celebrity-get_me_out_of_here_usa_abc_print_ad_2003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>im_a_celebrity-get_me_out_of_here_usa_abc_print_ad_2003</image:title><image:caption>Now seeing celebrities fight for their lives in the jungle might seem like something you'd fantasize about. Until you have a show like this and don't know any of the celebrities on it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/kgafziui0rvnbon2iqjv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kgafziui0rvnbon2iqjv</image:title><image:caption>The show Sex Box is kind of self-explanatory. It's a show where couples have sex in a box. And there's some sex therapy involved, too. For the love of God, I hope this show got cancelled.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/hurl_l-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hurl_l-2</image:title><image:caption>The show Hurl brings you to the world of competitive eating and extreme sports. First one to make it without vomiting wins $10,000. However, watching it will probably make you hurl.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/600x600bb-85.jpg</image:loc><image:title>600x600bb-85</image:title><image:caption>In Date My Ex: Jo &amp; Slade, 3 guys go on a date with Jo while living at Slade's house. And Slade gets to watch. Yes, it's as disturbing as you think. These two don't have a healthy relationship.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/key_art_the_baby_borrowers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>key_art_the_baby_borrowers</image:title><image:caption>Sure Baby Borrowers seemed to be a show to prevent teen pregnancy by giving babies to teen couples. However, childcare experts wanted the show removed due to concerns over the emotional health of babies and young children. If I want to see a show on baby borrowers, I'd just watch Raising Arizona.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/f16c5a8903c90e2819466c0d9dde1984.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f16c5a8903c90e2819466c0d9dde1984</image:title><image:caption>While Discovery Channel tries to depict itself as an educational network, Amish Mafia has no educational value since it's totally fake. How can I tell? Well, one of the guys is holding a machine gun in the promos, obviously.  Also, when a noted professor saw previews for it, he thought it was a skit off SNL.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/16929511_1200x1600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>16929511_1200x1600</image:title><image:caption>No, Living Lohan doesn't feature Lindsay, just her folks. However, it does show you why she turned out to be so messed up in the first place. Having a stage mother could do that to you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/rlhmjco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rlhmjco</image:title><image:caption>I Want a Famous Face depicts people who get plastic surgery in order to look like their favorite celebrities. Yes, you read that right. And yes, this was actually a show. Of course, what these people need is therapy. Still, none of these was Jonathan Brewster who got a famous face anyway since he'd kill if you'd say he looks like Boris Karloff.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/sister-wives-season-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sister-wives-season-6</image:title><image:caption>TLC's Sister Wives is proof that the network would put on any show for ratings. Even if it's pertains to a practice that's illegal and would result in prosecution for the participants.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/13155678590_midi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13155678590_midi</image:title><image:caption>In My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance, a woman fakes an engagement with a fat jerk in order to get money. And they have to convince her family of their engagement for 12 days. Yes, it's as bad as you think.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-10T16:50:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/01/10/they-made-a-show-out-of-this-stupid-reality-tv-shows-part-5-gay-straight-or-taken-to-megan-wants-a-millionaire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/megan-wants-a-millionaire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>megan-wants-a-millionaire</image:title><image:caption>In Megan Wants a Millionaire, a bunch of rich guys compete to become Megan Hauseman's sugar daddy. Too bad one of these guys was suspected for killing his wife. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/16-and-pregnant-season-one-cast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>16-and-pregnant-season-one-cast</image:title><image:caption>Look, teen pregnancy is a terrible problem in this country that shouldn't be encouraged. But a show like 16 and Pregnant tends to glamorize it. No, kids, you don't want to have a baby as a teenager. This show makes me want to throw up.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screen-shot-2014-12-12-at-3-38-50-pm-1418417497.png</image:loc><image:title>screen-shot-2014-12-12-at-3-38-50-pm-1418417497</image:title><image:caption>You have to hand it to MTV to make a show around privacy invasion of potential dates. Now that's just messed up, if not, then probably illegal. Yet, it went on for 5 years.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/hqdefault-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hqdefault-2</image:title><image:caption>Playing It Straight is a show in which a woman spends time on a ranch which 14 different men she has to distinguish between which ones were gay and which were straight. It's built on the idea that a woman can't find a guy because the nicer ones are gay. Yet, she chose the straight one anyway.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/parentalcontrol.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parentalcontrol</image:title><image:caption>Parental Control is the MTV show in which parents try to get their kid to break up with their boyfriend/girlfriend they don't like and set them up with someone knew. Or something that rich Victorian parents did all the time by threatening to take their kids' inheritance away from them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mr_personality_show2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mr_personality_show2</image:title><image:caption>I have to admit, though dating a guy in a creepy mask might seem awkward, it kind of makes a great Halloween costume. It also shares the irony of it being hosted by Monica Lewinsky. You read that right.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/8475pre.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8475pre</image:title><image:caption>More to Love was a show on Fox about a guy looking for love among a group of plus sized women. And he ended up choosing the skinniest one. Still, I'm sure there are plenty of men who'd go for these women since they're all extraordinarily gorgeous.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/key_art_mommas_boys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>key_art_mommas_boys</image:title><image:caption>In Momma's Boys, 32 single women live in a mansion with 3 bachelors who they're competing for and their mothers. And the women have to complete a series of tasks, too. I know what you're thinking. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/millionaire-matchmaker-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>millionaire-matchmaker-2</image:title><image:caption>In Millionaire Matchmaker, a woman finds compatible dates for rich people. However, her rules are said to be sexist, outdated, and horrible, and tends to treat people like shit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/gst261206.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gst261206</image:title><image:caption>In Lifetime's Gay, Straight, or Taken? a woman goes on a date with 3 guys and has to decide which one is gay, which one has a girlfriend, and which guy is straight and available. If she's wrong, she'll certainly be humiliated in the fact she can't find a man.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-10T16:02:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/01/09/they-made-a-show-out-of-this-stupid-reality-tv-shows-part-4-average-joe-to-frank-the-entertainer-in-a-basement-affair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/large-3859751.jpg</image:loc><image:title>large-3859751</image:title><image:caption>In Frank the Entertainer: A Basement Affair, a bunch of beautiful women compete for a man who lives in his parents' basement. And they have to move in for a time, too. Yes, it's a true basement affair.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/love_or_money_big.jpg</image:loc><image:title>love_or_money_big</image:title><image:caption>Sure love should always trump money in the real world. But on For Love Or Money, if a suitor be chosen, they should've always chose money. Because a lot of reality show relationships don't last.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/elimidate-2001-2006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elimidate-2001-2006</image:title><image:caption>In ElimiDate, one contestant is paired with 4 of the opposite sex for a date. And as it goes on, things get sexier and sexier. Guess one has been elimidated so far.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/119979-0112-pre.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NATASHA, JOEY</image:title><image:caption>Hey, I don't mind meeting a guy on a blind date. But I'd rather be able to see him when I meet him. But this isn't what these daters get in Dating in the Dark. Yes, it's stupid.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/date-my-mom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>date-my-mom</image:title><image:caption>In Date My Mom, a single dater goes out with 3 moms who try to convince them to date their kids. Yes, I know it's kind of like the Graduate and it's creepy but that's beside the point. No, I don't know if there was any Mrs. Robinson contestant.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/extreme-dating-show.jpg</image:loc><image:title>extreme-dating-show</image:title><image:caption>If you're a girl who'd like to meet a new guy but doesn't mind your ex stalking you and give you advice, then EX-treme Dating is the show for you. Or as I call it EX-treme Stalking. Because that's what it is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/117152_0269_pre1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>117152_0269_pre1</image:title><image:caption>Conveyor Belt of Love was a show on ABC where women look at guys on a conveyor belt before deciding to date them. Here one guy takes off his shirt to reveal his washboard abs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/hqdefault-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hqdefault-1</image:title><image:caption>In Change of Heart, couples go see other people before deciding to whether to stay together. If you and your partner are on this show, you might want to evaluate your relationship. Seriously, this is messed up.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/9892.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9892</image:title><image:caption>In Chains of Love, contestants are chained together in order to compete for the love of the person in the middle. They also live in a mansion where they eat and sleep together. Hope they don't bathe, dress, and go to the bathroom together. For God's sake, you have to wonder about these things.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/averagejoe4story.jpg</image:loc><image:title>averagejoe4story</image:title><image:caption>On Average Joe a bunch of normal guys compete for the hand of a unrealistically beautiful woman. Sure these guys don't look half-bad. But c'mon, why didn't they have one with average looking women competing for a beefcake?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-10T03:54:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/01/09/they-made-a-show-out-of-this-stupid-reality-tv-shows-part-3-hell-date-to-here-comes-honey-boo-boo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/honey-boo-boo-banner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>honey-boo-boo-banner</image:title><image:caption>Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is a spin-off of Toddlers and Tiaras which covers this girl's family. Yes, I know it reflected people in her area quite badly. But thank God it was cancelled.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/51ocrd-etrl-_sx500_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51ocrd-etrl-_sx500_</image:title><image:caption>Personally, I can't think of anything so exploitative and detrimental to children as child beauty pageants. But a show covering them is beyond the pale. Seriously, we all know the parents need some psychiatric counseling.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/wochit_20161214_kards_255528_1280x720_833348164000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wochit_20161214_kards_255528_1280x720_833348164000</image:title><image:caption>Yes, I know this show is immensely popular. But seriously, these people may be accomplished in their own right. But they seem to become the faces of undeserved celebrity since they're more like celebrity groupies. Famous for being famous indeed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/gallery-1437753915-screen-shot-2015-07-24-at-120117-pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gallery-1437753915-screen-shot-2015-07-24-at-120117-pm</image:title><image:caption>My Super Sweet 16 was a very popular show when I was growing up to my chagrin. This one covered a lot of spoiled rich girls who had to have the most lavish 16th birthday party ever. By the way, this is a promo featuring Jennifer Lawrence. Best thing to straighten her out is to have her little sister picked for the Hunger Games.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/i-know-my-kids-a-star-eyeworks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>i-know-my-kids-a-star-eyeworks</image:title><image:caption>I Know My Kid's a Star is a show where moms try to live vicariously through their kids by trying to put them into show biz. Of course, many will succeed in putting their kids into a lifetime of therapy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/unreality8-465x296.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unreality8-465x296</image:title><image:caption>Survival of the Richest paired a rich kid and a poor kid for a major cash prize of $200,000. I'm sure the winners split the prize money. Probably not.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/hqdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hqdefault</image:title><image:caption>Seeing the success of American Idol, those at the WB thought it would be great to have a singing competition show of their own. But instead of picking great singers, Superstar USA did the opposite.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bridalplasty-allyson-donovan-john.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bridalplasty-allyson-donovan-john</image:title><image:caption>Bridalplasty is one of those horrible shows in which women compete for the plastic surgery makeover and wedding of their dreams. But the winning bride's groom didn't see her until their wedding day. Yeah, I know it's very exploitative and made women seem vapid and superficial.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/o-joe-millionaire-facebook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FOX 2003 WinterTCA Tour</image:title><image:caption>So let me get this straight, this is a show about a guy who's trying to get a girl by pretending to be rich. Like Aladdin. But at least Aladdin had a lot of good songs and a wisecracking genie which I'd rather watch anyway than this garbage.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/hell-date-devil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hell-date-devil</image:title><image:caption>Hell Date is a dating show in which people are on a blind date with one acting like a total asshole. And there's a devil in it, too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-10T02:58:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/01/09/they-made-a-show-out-of-this-stupid-reality-tv-shows-part-2-the-pickup-artist-to-the-briefcase/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/the-briefcase.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-briefcase</image:title><image:caption>The Briefcase is a show in which poor people are given a briefcase full of money while the production crew toys with their emotions and makes them feel guilty. Yes, exploitative reality TV at its most despicable.  Why do networks even make shows like this?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tempt_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tempt_2</image:title><image:caption>In Temptation Island, couples' relationships are tested when they're whisked away to a tropical paradise, are separated, and are tempted to cheat by attractive tempters. 30 Rock made fun of this with "MILF Island."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/the-will.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-will</image:title><image:caption>When a loved one dies, nothing brings a rich family together like fighting over who gets the estate as The Will shows. Of course, if I want to watch a family fighting over a will, I'd just watch Masterpiece Mystery.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/1440365448666.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1440365448666</image:title><image:caption>Yes, they actually had a show like this. It follows a woman who's trying to find her real father. I know what you're thinking. We already have a show like this. It's called Maury.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/married_by_america.jpg</image:loc><image:title>married_by_america</image:title><image:caption>Married by America is a show in which 10 singles have their matches arranged by online voters and are engaged on the spot. Next they're sequestered to a spot for an engagement period with all but two getting eliminated. The final two couples remaining opted not to get married.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/4vam8xpyrhhodra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4vam8xpyrhhodra</image:title><image:caption>Now I don't remember this show being on. However, one of the sisters was implicated in the infamous Bling Ring in which a bunch of teenagers stole jewelry from celebrities like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Rachel Bilson, Audrina Partridge, Megan Fox, and Orlando Bloom. Interestingly, Alexis Neiers occupied the same cell block as Lindsay Lohan but the two never spoke to each other.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/anna_nicole_show.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anna_nicole_show</image:title><image:caption>Yes, Anna Nicole Smith had her own reality show, too. I know we all made fun of her for marrying a rich old dude for his money. But we have to concede she wasn't doing very well and later died suddenly. Kind of makes me feel horrible.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/rick-rockwell-07.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rick-rockwell-07</image:title><image:caption>The Fox special Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire? was inspired by the Bachelor and was condemned across the political spectrum as an exploitative show. However, what this show also taught him was the importance of background checks since the guy was later found to have a restraining order against him by an ex-girlfriend for domestic violence. The marriage was never consummated and was later annulled.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/10-tasteless-reality-shows-image-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10-tasteless-reality-shows-image-7</image:title><image:caption>The Swan is a show in which a bunch of self-conscious women with severe appearance insecurities get major plastic surgery that conforms to impossible beauty standards. Oh, and they also compete in a beauty pageant. Still, these women didn't look that ugly in their before pictures. Jesus Christ.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mystery_0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mystery_0</image:title><image:caption>Here we have a show about a guy in a big furry black hat and piercings giving guys dating advice on how to pick up chicks. His advice: guys, if you want to get the girl, it helps that you treat her like crap until she falls for you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-10T01:57:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/01/09/they-made-a-show-out-of-this-stupid-reality-tv-shows-part-1-born-in-the-wild-to-moment-of-truth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/krissy_d2y4571-preview.jpg</image:loc><image:title>krissy_d2y4571-preview</image:title><image:caption>Moment of Truth is the kind of show where the host asks you some very personal questions on national TV. You might even have a surprise guest on once in a while. If you get all the answers right, you can win prizes but lose your sense of dignity.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/epi2_vadim_maria_cortney_marissas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epi2_vadim_maria_cortney_marissas</image:title><image:caption>If you liked The Bachelor but wished it put the female contestants through a barren desert and among creatures that could kill you, then Outback Jack has you covered. No, I don't think a man is worth going through those extremes for no matter how hot he is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/14621785704299-enhanced-buzz-21455-1364936445-0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>14621785704299-enhanced-buzz-21455-1364936445-0</image:title><image:caption>Though I have to admit, these dating profiles are pretty funny to read. This one has a guy who surfs every day, compulsively washes his hands, and peed on his friend while he was sleeping.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/kidnation_castphoto.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kidnation_castphoto</image:title><image:caption>Sorry, but sending 40 kids to a desert ghost town to create their own society should belong in realm of fiction like Lord of the Flies. The contract is disturbing to read since it covers clauses pertaining to death, injury, natural disasters, STDs, and teen pregnancy. Also, I think I might've seen a Star Trek episode like this but at least the kids in that town had their parents die of a plague that they'd catch upon adolescence. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/i-wanna-marry-harry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>i-wanna-marry-harry</image:title><image:caption>You have to hand it to Fox for having the guys to have a show like this. Seriously, the guy doesn't look like Prince Harry who'd probably not date many of these women in the first place.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/are_you_hot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>are_you_hot</image:title><image:caption>On Are You Hot?, several highly attractive contestants are judged and rated solely on their sexual appeal. However, from how I see it, you're able to get on this show, then your hotness shouldn't be questioned.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/dating-naked-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dating-naked-3</image:title><image:caption>Dating Naked is a show where the contestants go on a date with absolutely nothing to hide. At least on the outside. Still, it's the kind of show you'd wouldn't want your parents to watch if you're on it as a contestant.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/1bmbag02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1bmbag02</image:title><image:caption>In Boy Meets Boy, a gay man looks for a mate among 15 potential suitors. However, he doesn't know that half of them are straight. Yes, it's pretty awful as a premise. But it was the early 2000s.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cheaters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cheaters</image:title><image:caption>Cheaters is the show that's a combination of Jerry Springer meets Cops. In it, private detectives catch a cheater in the act for the sake of entertainment. And it's popular.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/1778-jeune-dame-de-qualite-en-grande-robe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1778-jeune-dame-de-qualite-en-grande-robe</image:title><image:caption>My question is how did Lifetime convince so many expectant mothers to give birth like this. Yes, pregnancy is a natural process but its one that's gotten a lot of women killed for God's sake. Seriously, women have babies in hospitals for a reason.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-11T02:38:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2015/01/22/reasons-to-support-universal-healthcare-in-the-united-states/</loc><lastmod>2017-01-06T15:00:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/01/05/make-a-wish-and-blow-out-the-candles-with-these-birthday-party-cakes-third-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/10710906-26612276-thumbnail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10710906-26612276-thumbnail</image:title><image:caption>But I sense a real disturbance in the Force with this one. But it's said to have a real Jedi Master's vibe so to speak. But it's not good in the cold. Take note padawans.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/christalw2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christalw2</image:title><image:caption>From Cake Wrecks: "I'm not sure if "River" is the birthday person's name, or if - in the tradition of Wreckerators everywhere - the decorator just labeled the cake what it's supposed to look like. If that's the case, then s/he must have meant "cascading river of blood, cement, and mold". But, you know, that probably wouldn't have fit."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/aimeet-linked-nakedguy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aimeet-linked-nakedguy</image:title><image:caption>Not sure about a cake of Ken on a fur rug. I mean that's just freaky. Sorry, but it doesn't have the same effect in icing and plastic.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/10710906-22423136-thumbnail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10710906-22423136-thumbnail</image:title><image:caption>But at least the tool theme is fitting. Though not sure if you should nail it in.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cake-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cake-2</image:title><image:caption>Sorry, but a 9/11 cake is really offensive and dishonorable to the memories of those who died in the attacks. Not to mention, the people who still have health problems over it. For God's sake this is wrong on so many levels. Seriously, why the hell does this cake exist?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/10710906-24544620-thumbnail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10710906-24544620-thumbnail</image:title><image:caption>Because those look like feet to me. And I think that doesn't make the rocket look right.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/over_the_hill_50th_birthday_cake_by_unseentiger-d501bsn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>over_the_hill_50th_birthday_cake_by_unseentiger-d501bsn</image:title><image:caption>Basically it's saying that now that her youth is over, prepare for the inevitability of death. Nice touching message.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/10710906-20213032-thumbnail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10710906-20213032-thumbnail</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, nobody likes to be called Turdi. They may think she's all full of crap.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/80847482.jpg</image:loc><image:title>80847482</image:title><image:caption>Yes, I know this is inappropriate. But given the unintentionally phallic shaped birthday cakes, I thought I could include this without much outcry. Still, this isn't a cake to have in front of the kids. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/birthday-cake-whole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>birthday-cake-whole</image:title><image:caption>Now that doesn't sound very nice. Sure we're self-deluded in our looks to some extent. But that doesn't mean we should put it on a birthday cake.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-08T16:39:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2017/01/03/touchdown-with-these-super-bowl-sunday-party-treats-third-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/c4e26859cc9af9036ac5f95238372249.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c4e26859cc9af9036ac5f95238372249</image:title><image:caption>After all, they've won 6 Super Bowls. Still, I'm sure Steeler fans would want this and hope for 7.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/stadium1-size-custom-crop-1086x724.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stadium1-jpg-size-custom-crop-1086x724</image:title><image:caption>The nachos on these a have peppers and cheese on them. The dip is guac.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/superbowl_cake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>superbowl_cake</image:title><image:caption>Not sure if the Steelers are on offense or defense. But I know they'll crush the Cardinals.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/0-super-bowl-burger-cupcakes-1-e1452982619153.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0-super-bowl-burger-cupcakes-1-e1452982619153</image:title><image:caption>I had cupcakes like these in last year's post. But these are very well made that you'd almost forget they're desserts.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/colts-cookies-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>colts-cookies-2</image:title><image:caption>Sure they're not iced blue. But they'll surely do for Indianapolis.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/chocolate-football-rice-krispie-treats.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chocolate-football-rice-krispie-treats</image:title><image:caption>After all, these all have chocolate on them. Must surely be delicious.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/f3828f557fbc26b052d10dbb87563ce7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f3828f557fbc26b052d10dbb87563ce7</image:title><image:caption>Yes, I had to include an NFL cake. Since they sponsor the Super Bowl. However, their policies aren't always the greatest.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>003</image:title><image:caption>Ditto the Steeler sandwich. Nevertheless, I'm sure parents of the black and gold will love it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/2009-01-31_11-34-42.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2009-01-31_11-34-42</image:title><image:caption>The Cardinals are on here since they played in the Super Bowl in 2009. The Steelers beat them though.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/dsc04136.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dsc04136</image:title><image:caption>Each star number denotes a player from the team. Yet, everyone should know who 86, 43, and 7 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the concept of this seems good. But the colors on this are all wrong. the star colors are supposed to be gold, red, and blue. Not red, white, and blue.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/thumb-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thumb (1)</image:title><image:caption>When I looked at this, I had no idea what this was used for. And to be honest, I'm still not sure what it's exact purpose is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/2d70449e2c12e96aaed54f38628deb5e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2d70449e2c12e96aaed54f38628deb5e</image:title><image:caption>Enjoy hours playing a bar room game specifically designed for the designated drivers. Because you know what drunk Steeler fans would do in a game of darts.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/2ce7635d71b2088e1beb1b4c27e2cae7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2ce7635d71b2088e1beb1b4c27e2cae7</image:title><image:caption>Once again, I don't understand the connection between Hello Kitty and football. Seriously, why does this even exist?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/cd918106ca97cb51f6dfe06cf1d4ed30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cd918106ca97cb51f6dfe06cf1d4ed30</image:title><image:caption>Just what the hell does Hello Kitty have to do with NFL football? I don't understand it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/7da3b481c3b375ac51839219f9a0422f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7da3b481c3b375ac51839219f9a0422f</image:title><image:caption>It's a fire pit with the Denver Broncos logo. But the horse looks especially menacing in flames.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/il_570xn-508777953_4ip0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.508777953_4ip0</image:title><image:caption>From SB Nation: "Now whenever makes a joke about how the Eagles have "no rings" you can show them this. And then they will still laugh at you."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/65ddfc1ee436a027fa8320b72d7751ad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>65ddfc1ee436a027fa8320b72d7751ad</image:title><image:caption>You can even fit bottles and cans in them. Of course, you can fit a lot more in a regular cooler. But why would you want that?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/46ba407827549ae4c49177a1bdf97334.jpg</image:loc><image:title>46ba407827549ae4c49177a1bdf97334</image:title><image:caption>Each one is marked with a navy blue Dallas star. Though you could find similarly plain ones at any place that sells kitchen wear. And at a lower price.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/41qxe66mm7l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>41qxe66mM7L</image:title><image:caption>Isn't beer supposed to be a cold beverage? So why does this exist? We're not in Europe!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-05T18:19:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/09/02/nfl-fans-dressed-and-ready-for-game-day-second-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/steelers-fans-mexico.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steelers-fans-mexico</image:title><image:caption>You can tell by their black and gold ponchos and sombreros. But they must be very diehard fans to travel this far.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/falcons_fans_tailgate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>080913 falcons CC4</image:title><image:caption>Wonder what this woman is doing here. Probably some dance or having a good time. Hope she doesn't get those feathers everywhere.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/rtr3b4w7_edited_reuters_us_titans_02dec12-975x650.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RTR3B4W7_EDITED_Reuters_US_Titans_02DEC12-975x650</image:title><image:caption>Oh, wait they're Tennessee Titan fans. And they really seem to be dressed their best for the game. Probably it might be since they're rich enough for front row seating.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/crazy-fans-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crazy-fans-1</image:title><image:caption>After all, he seems to have a lot of junk in his hair. Maybe because it's due to hurricane season.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vikings-fan-darth-maul.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vikings-fan-darth-maul</image:title><image:caption>Sure he's supposed to have a red and black face. But the overall costume is brilliant.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/la-sp-browns-fans-20141115.jpg</image:loc><image:title>la-sp-browns-fans-20141115</image:title><image:caption>Then again, he's bound to give more nightmares to children than the team ever will. Seriously, the Browns aren't known for winning a lot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bc425cf6e161c10a30a4ba1f25eb5ec7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bc425cf6e161c10a30a4ba1f25eb5ec7</image:title><image:caption>After all, the Midwest is full of Germans and Scandinavians. Or at least it was. Still, this is clever.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/f60861b3612f678fffc144bf0c5c02c8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f60861b3612f678fffc144bf0c5c02c8</image:title><image:caption>He even has a gold suit to show for it. Just see him wave the iconic Terrible Towel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/877c13904b2d0e7631c499f9917e749a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>877c13904b2d0e7631c499f9917e749a</image:title><image:caption>And in full body paint, too. One of them has the Dallas star in a jigsaw puzzle mode.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/brownstierush.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>brownstierush</image:title><image:caption>Let's hope he doesn't attract any dogs with them. Also would say the same about the sausage around his neck.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-02T22:11:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2015/09/07/nfl-fans-dressed-and-ready-for-game-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/washington-redskins-fans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NFL: Preseason-New England Patriots at Washington Redskins</image:title><image:caption>Okay, these may be dressed as raiders. But despite being fans of a team with a bad name, I kind of like their costumes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-02T15:34:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/05/24/america-needs-to-dump-trump/</loc><lastmod>2016-09-01T19:28:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/07/28/what-americans-get-wrong-about-undocumented-immigration/</loc><lastmod>2016-09-01T18:51:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/08/31/gather-round-all-ye-lords-and-ladies-to-marvel-at-these-magnificent-costumes-of-the-ye-olde-renaissance-festival-second-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/3a5f2a9f5d5bbf273c7b235c836ff85f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3a5f2a9f5d5bbf273c7b235c836ff85f</image:title><image:caption>Sure the grapes and foliage are fake. But it goes well with the burgundy dress and ribbons. Lovely.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/886618bf6c4071b684ad0009c4280092.jpg</image:loc><image:title>886618bf6c4071b684ad0009c4280092</image:title><image:caption>Not sure if it's weather accommodating. But there's nothing I can complain about the aesthetics.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/09373af3b9167520e85685b30b122646.jpg</image:loc><image:title>09373af3b9167520e85685b30b122646</image:title><image:caption>Even if the dress comes with puffy black and white sleeves. But at least it's not as elaborate as the 16th century styles.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/renfest2-245.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RenFest2-245</image:title><image:caption>Still, I like how they're wearing the same kind of dress as well as garlands on their heads. Really seems to  bring out a good effect here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ren_faire_barbarian_costume-1024x861.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ren_Faire_Barbarian_Costume-1024x861</image:title><image:caption>I don't see why Barbarian costumes seem so skimpy. I mean wouldn't they wear more since they came from colder areas? Just a thought.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/dress_esmerelda_tae_2_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dress_esmerelda_tae_2_1</image:title><image:caption>You don't usually see a bodice like that a lot. Yet, I do like her red and black dress though.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/13490972961231486840.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13490972961231486840</image:title><image:caption>And it seems like she couldn't decide so she chose both. Not sure if it works.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/2725657202_b0653c13f3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2725657202_b0653c13f3</image:title><image:caption>That's a blue fairy. Yes, you may see that at a Renaissance Festival. You're not imagining that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/thumb.png</image:loc><image:title>thumb</image:title><image:caption>Guess this is for a high ranking servant or herald. Either way, he looks splendid and rich.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/texas-renaissance-festival.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Texas-Renaissance-Festival</image:title><image:caption>Doesn't hurt if they have fur capes on them to add effect. Even the red armor makes them seem intimidating.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-05T18:36:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2015/02/21/movie-stars-who-have-never-won-an-oscar-part-5-thelma-ritter-to-brian-donlevy/</loc><lastmod>2019-11-16T19:03:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/08/28/the-quacky-world-of-rubber-duckies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/d86bdb8665a63bea5b8fcac54755e071.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d86bdb8665a63bea5b8fcac54755e071</image:title><image:caption>Unlike the other rubber ducks I showed you, these are of actual ducks you might see in a pond. You might recognize a few of them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/celebriducks-harry-ponder-young-wizard-rubber-duck-bath-toy-3-hires.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CelebriDucks-Harry-Ponder-Young-Wizard-RUBBER-DUCK-Bath-Toy-3-hires</image:title><image:caption>Here he is in his Duckwarts garb. Has his wand and book at the ready. Love it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/camping-rubber-duckies-16_1234.jpg</image:loc><image:title>camping-rubber-duckies-16_1234</image:title><image:caption>Seems like they're roasting marshmallows. Wonder if they've made any smores.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/camouflage-rubber-duckies-16_734b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>camouflage-rubber-duckies-16_734b</image:title><image:caption>Or the trenches if you decide to play WWI in the bath tub. But you have to love these little troopers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/c4e01c6c7cc87eaf89f5c828fb063ff4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c4e01c6c7cc87eaf89f5c828fb063ff4</image:title><image:caption>They're known for their bedside manner. For they  also have a reputation for their tender loving care.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/bulk-mermaid-rubber-ducks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bulk-mermaid-rubber-ducks</image:title><image:caption>Each one has a fish tail, bright hair, and a seashell bra. But you'd certainly fall for these at bath time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/bc538530763d36f1b53b5ca5b8cd2bcf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bc538530763d36f1b53b5ca5b8cd2bcf</image:title><image:caption>A few of these seem like they could be Harry Potter characters. Save for a couple. Yet all of these are magically adorable.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ballerina-rubber-duckies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ballerina-rubber-duckies</image:title><image:caption>Each one of them is in their own little tutu. Wonder if they're going to perform Swan Lake but that's just me talking.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/badeente_1001026_0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>badeente_1001026_0</image:title><image:caption>He even has a Torah scroll and menorah in hand. So you don't mistake him for an Amish duck.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ba5ddaf1fe9d19635ce2a1c66648114f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ba5ddaf1fe9d19635ce2a1c66648114f</image:title><image:caption>However, don't try to harass him. Because these guards can really kick your ass if they could. But you have to love the uniform.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-29T01:17:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/08/26/not-licensed-by-the-ncaa-college-athletic-craft-projects/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/f265e7ee73206bda763f355eb82fecfa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f265e7ee73206bda763f355eb82fecfa</image:title><image:caption>Yes, this is an FSU flower pot person who's made from flower pots. And yes, it's certainly adorable.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/e7513052798eabdd3df7236751e87dda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e7513052798eabdd3df7236751e87dda</image:title><image:caption>This is a gold wreath with a black Mizzou ribbon. Very well done, according to some fans.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/e055515f8bf034acacfee9f77c64c292.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e055515f8bf034acacfee9f77c64c292</image:title><image:caption>Love how the gold logo stands out from the blue. Wouldn't mind having this at my door. Not sure if I'd want a Notre Dame one though.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/dc2ef3740e8021fface5bc454af73bf1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dc2ef3740e8021fface5bc454af73bf1</image:title><image:caption>The flowers may be fake in this but they're certainly lovely. Doesn't hurt if the gator is in the center.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/d9b6867ffdb9d32b501663803ccd9625.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d9b6867ffdb9d32b501663803ccd9625</image:title><image:caption>For a team with a rather intimidating mascot, this is a very beautiful wreath. I'm sure any fan would enjoy this in their home.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/d6d6bc6aa8c165b0e34c1eae8f23f942.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d6d6bc6aa8c165b0e34c1eae8f23f942</image:title><image:caption>This lamp post might have blue arrows leading to where you need to go. Is quite quaint on any lawn. Love it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/c812aa5f52a49f147982d03334e84d6a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c812aa5f52a49f147982d03334e84d6a</image:title><image:caption>This is made of wood and has stripes on a panel. Yes, this is a Christian symbol but I'll allow it since it's a work of art.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/c7d003aeef84f6527c3fb0b091a3f3ae.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c7d003aeef84f6527c3fb0b091a3f3ae</image:title><image:caption>Yes, it may look like a small, wooden birdhouse. But the Ohio State logo surrounds the hole.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/c6aa1f7bbdcee3459395a93c46cc3b3c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c6aa1f7bbdcee3459395a93c46cc3b3c</image:title><image:caption>Of course, Notre Dame is perhaps the most interesting thing to come out of Indiana. But the gold logo looks really cool in the blue background.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/bd99debafa9e226a7e19e1714e61c065.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bd99debafa9e226a7e19e1714e61c065</image:title><image:caption>Unlike some of the quilts I've seen, this one has a nice patchwork design. Like the Hawkeyes in the corners.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-27T00:49:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/08/26/ncaa-college-athlete-exploiting-merchandise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/9252c6687c0df72392f719369c9df650.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9252c6687c0df72392f719369c9df650</image:title><image:caption>Like you really would buy it and attach it to the roof of your house. Give me a break, you wouldn't even if you're a diehard Buckeyes fans.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/24c214f1df6e834556da7f2e55ca20be.jpg</image:loc><image:title>24c214f1df6e834556da7f2e55ca20be</image:title><image:caption>Yes, this exists. I guess this has to do with football. Probably incredibly expensive and so not worth it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/hwl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hwl</image:title><image:caption>Of course, your kid will be puzzled on why an upstate New York college has an orange as their mascot. But there are some things that you can't really explain.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/6601f5c96b4290a981dc95bbc2407d50.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6601f5c96b4290a981dc95bbc2407d50</image:title><image:caption>I'm sure these are for decoration since they seem to have a place for string on them. Yet, they also look rather disgusting despite being green.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/b7bc64c376c8a70ce6288a9bb051d970.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b7bc64c376c8a70ce6288a9bb051d970</image:title><image:caption>Comes with its own cup holder, too. Also, a plain car seat like this one is probably cheaper, anyway.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ff168fc4f640c0d7767be1de720d2f54.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ff168fc4f640c0d7767be1de720d2f54</image:title><image:caption>This dog seems to have this: "Kill me now" look in its face. Seriously, dog pajamas? Most dogs don't even wear them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ba5a9ab09b8ebfda1c13f5c63916e883.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ba5a9ab09b8ebfda1c13f5c63916e883</image:title><image:caption>Yes, it's a purse shaped like a football. No, I'm not sure if anyone would buy it but some people might like it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/e0c0ff149be43c04c9e0d530f4ab41ec.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e0c0ff149be43c04c9e0d530f4ab41ec</image:title><image:caption>Seems like there's a Mr. Potato Head for everything these days. Even in college football apparently.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ae7c4619b2f5b61a3f88eb536f77e610.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ae7c4619b2f5b61a3f88eb536f77e610</image:title><image:caption>Is it just me, or do I find this utterly creepy. I mean it doesn't have a head for God's sake. Don't know why they thought it was a good idea.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/0190bd713de39ee564c990370722fd6e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0190bd713de39ee564c990370722fd6e</image:title><image:caption>I was wondering if they have fold up high chairs like that. Wish I could find one of these for my outdoor post.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-27T00:27:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/08/25/college-sports-fans-dressed-in-school-spirit-attire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/a69298c2d6e1799c9e59d01480c4cce9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a69298c2d6e1799c9e59d01480c4cce9</image:title><image:caption>I think this guy might be dressed as a character from the Halo video game. But I'm not sure. But I like the horns though.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/bac456ee0bea70aa8ab78f97d7acb388.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bac456ee0bea70aa8ab78f97d7acb388</image:title><image:caption>Probably something this guy does for Halloween. Wouldn't want to sit behind him in the stands though.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/33dad73c3ee566c2035726399e4ef9a8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>33dad73c3ee566c2035726399e4ef9a8</image:title><image:caption>Sure it might make you look like an idiot. But hey, it's not that fans come to the games to look good, especially when they wear outrageous outfits.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/us_navy_081206-n-9585b-084_navy_fans_john_orr_left_and_jordan_blake_cheer_as_the_u-s-_naval_academy_football_team_runs_onto_the_field_before_the_109th_army-navy_college_football_game.jpg</image:loc><image:title>081206-N-9585B-084</image:title><image:caption>Yes, they're in Uncle Sam suits with boxing gloves. But They seem to have a really good time nonetheless.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fc4c49b9dd378ec3188ac6e37f65e09f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fc4c49b9dd378ec3188ac6e37f65e09f</image:title><image:caption>Even if he's wearing big red glasses and a blue clown wig. And did I say he's a drummer?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/c96a4008d53daeeb36b50827d3b7bb59.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c96a4008d53daeeb36b50827d3b7bb59</image:title><image:caption>Nebraska's team is the Huskers. And yes, some of them wear corn heads which I think is ridiculous. But the shoe thing speaks for itself.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/5d617ff80dd86bd366e8273522259480.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5d617ff80dd86bd366e8273522259480</image:title><image:caption>Because he has a hat with a lot of USC pins on it. And you can barely see the hat other than the plume on top.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/5ff51483f74e4058f5bcbbf630bf073e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5ff51483f74e4058f5bcbbf630bf073e</image:title><image:caption>Not sure why anyone would dress as a hotdog to support their college team. But this person seems to have a great costume nonetheless.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/364ec9065e908e30f77fe501bd9e655f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>364ec9065e908e30f77fe501bd9e655f</image:title><image:caption>Is it a bit too much? Yes. Will he look ridiculous? Yes. Does he have artistic talent? Yes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/8e6a7aeeac2b40cb7f6668704def12d6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8e6a7aeeac2b40cb7f6668704def12d6</image:title><image:caption>Luckily for them, it's a guy in a bear costume. But I love how he seems to be cheering on in the stands.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-25T22:27:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/08/24/live-breaking-tv-news-headlines-gone-awry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/wife-stabs-husband-with-squirrel-funny-tv-news.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wife-stabs-husband-with-squirrel-funny-tv-news</image:title><image:caption>Sure I know it's not funny to the husband in question. But I want to stay tuned to know how she pulled it off.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/weird-local-news-captions-part-4_700x525_3b47.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weird-local-news-captions-part-4_700x525_3b47</image:title><image:caption>Knowing how to post videos on Facebook isn't a special skill. The guy is an NBA basketball player. Surely he has more larger than life talents.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/weird_local_news_captions_06.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weird_local_news_captions_06</image:title><image:caption>Sorry, but that's no way to conduct a poll. Sun or rain should be the answers not yes or no. Because it's not a yes or no question. Get a grip, Canada.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/uhqrcl3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uhQrCL3</image:title><image:caption>She turned 100 years old. No human can live to 1000 years for God's sake. So where could she be from, the Middle Ages?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/4d2cc54b382f0.png</image:loc><image:title>4d2cc54b382f0</image:title><image:caption>I don't know about you, Pizza Hut, but this isn't a great way to announce that you're hiring delivery drivers. Because I don't think many are willing to take that job at the moment.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/tumblr_m9lrd6qxpw1ru4jsh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_m9lrd6qxPw1ru4jsh</image:title><image:caption>Guess this guy saw the streaker while he was minding his own business. Yet, I wonder why the naked guy thing is on the news to begin with.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/strange_and_wayout_local_news_captions_640_05.jpg</image:loc><image:title>strange_and_wayout_local_news_captions_640_05</image:title><image:caption>That has to be a joke name because I don't think that person expected to win. Then again, it's pretty funny.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/slide_6687_88995_large_fullsize_square_fullsize.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slide_6687_88995_large_fullsize_square_fullsize</image:title><image:caption>I think it's supposed to be "education." But someone on Fox News forgot to proofread before it went on the air. Really makes them look bad. Then again, this was the network that said the Pilgrims celebrated Christmas.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2013-03-12-at-9-09-47-am.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Screen-shot-2013-03-12-at-9.09.47-AM</image:title><image:caption>Another local station where I live. Seems like a captioner wasn't doing their job at a critical moment.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/rizsxmlkruc24soz4chp_back-to-normal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rIZSXMlkRUC24SoZ4CHP_Back to Normal</image:title><image:caption>Uh, a football player just got hurt here so the Steelers-Ravens game stopped. So no, everything is not back to normal. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-24T18:36:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/08/21/extra-extra-read-all-about-these-breaking-newspaper-headlines/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/funny_news_headlines_that_will_make_you_giggle_640_05.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny_news_headlines_that_will_make_you_giggle_640_05</image:title><image:caption>Okay, that picture on the right does not look like a dog at all. How this guy couldn't tell the difference between a dog and a ferret, I don't understand.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/funniest-newspaper-headlines.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funniest-newspaper-headlines</image:title><image:caption>Then again, being drunk kind of explains it. Also the setting his car on fire which he'll regret.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/155.jpg</image:loc><image:title>155</image:title><image:caption>Like malnutrition and death. Because without food, you'll waste away and die. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/147.jpg</image:loc><image:title>147</image:title><image:caption>Which is exactly what hospitals do. Because that's where many doctors work. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/88.jpg</image:loc><image:title>88</image:title><image:caption>But of course, you already know that since you learned about climate. Because rainfall is heavily dependent on that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/funny_news_headlines_8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny_news_headlines_8</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, that's about as obvious as anything else. Not exactly what I'd call news because that's what submarines do.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/funny_news_headlines_30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny_news_headlines_30</image:title><image:caption>When saying that an executive is entering witness protection, I don't think it's appropriate to display a picture of him. I mean they guy's in witness protection for a reason. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/funny_news_headlines_13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny_news_headlines_13</image:title><image:caption>Another case where the article is next to the wrong picture. And they always thought Rover was a good boy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/funny_news_headlines_11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny_news_headlines_11</image:title><image:caption>Like how they make the otter look so evil in this. Still, I don't think otters would snack on cars because they're much smaller than the smallest vehicles on the road.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/funny_news_headlines_10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny_news_headlines_10</image:title><image:caption>So does this mean there's a zombie infestation going on? Because that does not seem quite right for some reason.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-21T22:13:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/08/19/students-say-the-darnedest-things/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/youressay.png</image:loc><image:title>youressay</image:title><image:caption>There always seems to be that one student who breaks that rule. Hope it doesn't lead to getting points deducted.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/wizard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wizard</image:title><image:caption>And Gandalf seems to appear out of nowhere in red pen saying, "You shall not pass!" Poor kid.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/tumblr_mg4mbdqqo81r0wqrdo1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_mg4mbdqqO81r0wqrdo1_500</image:title><image:caption>No, I don't think so. But that's a close answer. It might have something to do with the poison's chemistry.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/tumblr_lt30068xef1qctkcl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_lt30068xef1qctkcl</image:title><image:caption>Unless if it's referring to Jupiter. Because bacon has nothing to do with it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/test-answer-ninja.jpg</image:loc><image:title>test-answer-ninja.jpg</image:title><image:caption>And it seems like the kid got the grade plus 2 bonus points. The ninja did it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/test-answers-that-are-totally-wrong-but-still-genius-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>test-answers-that-are-totally-wrong-but-still-genius-9</image:title><image:caption>But I can see where they got their answer. However, this doesn't mean the phrase means no worries for them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/test-answer-funny-cool-bird.jpg</image:loc><image:title>test-answer-funny-cool-bird</image:title><image:caption>Well, at least the kid is better at drawing than I am. But I don't think that's the right answer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sleptwithwife.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sleptwithwife</image:title><image:caption>I guess the guy got fired because he got his science wrong such as warm air rises but cold air sinks. Not because he banged his boss's wife.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/panda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>panda</image:title><image:caption>Love the picture of the panda eating bamboo. But the kid should've studied their math before the test.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>original</image:title><image:caption>Yes, the answer is correct. But if a guy has more than one girlfriend at the same time, that's a problem.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-21T15:25:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/08/18/the-matter-of-voter-id-laws/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/votingrights_230-aclu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>votingrights_230-aclu</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/150803-votingrights-editorial.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rally Marks 1-Year Anniversary Of Supreme Court Decision On Voting Rights Act</image:title><image:caption>Caption: "WASHINGTON, DC - JUNE 25:  Activists attend a Voting Rights Amendment Act rally in Capitol Hill June 25, 2014 in Washington, DC. The rally marked the one-year anniversary of the Supreme Court decision in Shelby County v. Holder which held a section of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 is unconstitutional." In American democracy, voting is a fundamental right and a sacred civic responsibility. Let's keep it that way and get rid of these voter ID laws.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/graphic-map-cost_of_voter_id.gif</image:loc><image:title>graphic-map-cost_of_voter_ID</image:title><image:caption>This map shows the costs on voter ID laws in each states with them at the time. Note that many of these states are strapped for cash and can use their funds for better things like education.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/pa-voter-id-requirements.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PA-voter-id-requirements</image:title><image:caption>This is a flyer on Pennsylvania's voter ID law which was passed in 2012 and struck down by a state judge in 2014 who saw it as unconstitutional since it places an undue burden on hundreds of voters. To be fair, even if the main part of the Voter Rights Act was struck down by the Supreme Court in 2013, the constitutionality on voter ID laws is not sound.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/license.jpg</image:loc><image:title>An example of a PennDOT ID.</image:title><image:caption>Voter ID law proponents tend to think that getting a state photo ID is relatively easy and free. My experience with getting a photo ID in college taught me quite differently even though I was able to get a ride from my dad (since I don't have a driver's license), had all the documentation, and lived near a DMV that was open 5 days a week. Many people who live in voter ID states don't have the documentation on hand, don't live near an accessible DMV, and face other obstacles preventing them from obtaining a photo ID. So what may seem easy and free to one person is actually costly and burdensome. Then again, even under the best circumstances, obtaining a photo ID is still pretty damn hard.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/15fivethirtyeight-id-law-table-custom1.png</image:loc><image:title>15fivethirtyeight-id-law-table-custom1</image:title><image:caption>In recent years, states with strict voter ID laws tend to be championed by Republican dominated state legislatures. Nate Silver's FiveThirtyEight has measured that such states tend to have lower voter registration as well as a higher Republican net swing. Sure this might sound biased even though I've checked and tried to use a graph from as reputable source as I can.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/na-bs309_ng_ns_20120831165103.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NA-BS309_NG_NS_20120831165103</image:title><image:caption>The vast majority of voter ID laws have been put in place to deter voter impersonation. According to News21, there have only been 10 known cases of this since 2000. More people have been struck by lightning or claimed to see UFOs than commit voter impersonation, a crime you've have to be crazy to do.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/j-carolina-jim-crow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>J-Carolina-Jim-Crow</image:title><image:caption>Since the 1870s, African Americans and other ethnic and racial minorities in the South have been known to be targets of disenfranchisement, especially under segregation. In fact, this was a main reason why we had the Civil Rights Movement in the first place. Nevertheless, many states that have voter ID laws have had a history of disenfranchising minorities as well as high levels of racial stereotyping among whites.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/steve-frank67fac2a7-a14c-4f72-d3c8-71613e397404.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steve-frank67FAC2A7-A14C-4F72-D3C8-71613E397404</image:title><image:caption>When it comes to voter ID laws, minority groups, the elderly, the young, and the poor tend to be disproportionately affected by them. This graph from the Brennan Center and Mother Jones shows this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/1-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-18T15:55:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/08/13/bon-voyage-vacation-memories/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/2601847587.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2601847587</image:title><image:caption>Looks like someone fell off the raft in the rapids. Guess they'll have to go back for him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/2344296609.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2344296609</image:title><image:caption>This is a beach where kids are on leashes and dogs run free. Hopefully the dogs are spayed or neutered.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/2274527251.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2274527251</image:title><image:caption>Then again, the baby was probably tiring out the whole family. And might even cry just for the heck of it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/2176653108.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2176653108</image:title><image:caption>Then again, the guy's face totally seems photoshopped since he probably wasn't with his folks on the trip to begin with. Doesn't look right at all.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/873582510.jpg</image:loc><image:title>873582510</image:title><image:caption>I didn't mean that kind of moon. But you can see the photographer was in for a big surprise when this picture developed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/980031052.jpg</image:loc><image:title>980031052</image:title><image:caption>For the girl hiding under the table, Tiggers are the stuff of nightmares. Of great, big, bouncy nightmares.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/522961350.jpg</image:loc><image:title>522961350</image:title><image:caption>Again, this is a photoshopped picture designed to freak out parents. But still, it's disturbing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/4174488031.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4174488031</image:title><image:caption>Don't worry. Her mom and her sister have her. So she's fine. Seriously.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/1926556132.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1926556132</image:title><image:caption>Let's hope this little girl doesn't know what the word, "testicle" means. At least until she's older.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/1114557051.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1114557051</image:title><image:caption>Well, she certainly chose the wrong place to sit at the beach. 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how is a toilet paper cover essential? Seriously, why get these whether or not they have Spider Man's face on them?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/0ba40253d29497d340beabcb41c0d02a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0ba40253d29497d340beabcb41c0d02a</image:title><image:caption>Yes, Thor may be the god of thunder in Norse Myhology. But does that mean hammers make great earrings?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/werewolf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Werewolf</image:title><image:caption>From the Robot's Voice: "Man, I don’t remember the storyline where Wolverine turned into a werewolf, but if it was anything like Captain America’s “Capwolf” Saga, then it must have been a humdinger. I’ve also heard good things about the Werewolf by Night storyline where he gets bitten by a mystical wolverine, turning him into the ferocious Wolverine Werewolf."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/3b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3b</image:title><image:caption>I'm sure the bugs will find it paradise with these cartoony skyscrapers. Then again, I don't think they care.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/56eafdbf2800cb88244c112d8fabf1fc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>56eafdbf2800cb88244c112d8fabf1fc</image:title><image:caption>Okay, this is utterly disgusting. Seriously, why the hell did they think it was a good idea?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/wearable-marvel-superhero-sleeping-bags.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wearable-marvel-superhero-sleeping-bags</image:title><image:caption>Includes Spider Man, Iron Man, Captain America, and the Hulk. And boy, do these guys seem like they're having fun. And they kind of look stupid.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tumblr_ntyvuf2rgd1qi40g5o1_1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_ntyvuf2Rgd1qi40g5o1_1280</image:title><image:caption>The Captain America was crazy enough. But at least it was a circle. Not sure if this tops that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/thor-winged-adult-goggles-ptru1-14093188dt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thor-Winged-Adult-Goggles--pTRU1-14093188dt</image:title><image:caption>And they cometh with things. Verily, they seem more like Steampunk gear than swim gear.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/thor_dumbell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thor_dumbell</image:title><image:caption>Why dost Thor's alarm clock is shapeth like a piece of athletic gear? Should thy think it be that of a hammer? It dost seem more appropriate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/stan-lee-action-figure.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stan-lee-action-figure</image:title><image:caption>It's special purpose is making a cameo in a key Marvel superhero battle scene. Nothing else.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-29T10:46:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/03/22/avengers-assembled-dressed-in-these-marvel-comics-costumes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/f95777cf4da52fa5893ab26035af96df.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f95777cf4da52fa5893ab26035af96df</image:title><image:caption>Because almost all of them are women. Except for the Black Widower, of course.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/eabfeb38cbbdf7c3a945fa5f55c5228b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eabfeb38cbbdf7c3a945fa5f55c5228b</image:title><image:caption>Now this is an amazing Loki cosplay. Love his helmet and staff. Yes, this is one of the reasons fans love him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/f7d98fc664fe79aabf8c38940f752fe2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f7d98fc664fe79aabf8c38940f752fe2</image:title><image:caption>It's as if this little guy could be Tony's son. Or Robert Downey Jr.'s Probably isn't though. But so cute.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/c2c3cdd80ab2dac306f2d809d3ca0928.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c2c3cdd80ab2dac306f2d809d3ca0928</image:title><image:caption>Yes, the furry feline head of S.H.I.E.L.D. himself. And he presently doesn't seem happy at the moment.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/c0de5529ae5b196a3fd0ff6c9bc8dfa3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c0de5529ae5b196a3fd0ff6c9bc8dfa3</image:title><image:caption>Wait until they find out he's Cap's best buddy Bucky Barnes. And that he's seriously messed up by Hydra.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bcb82725c3230085ef92c92190a030cc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bcb82725c3230085ef92c92190a030cc</image:title><image:caption>This is just the cutest Nightcrawler I've seen so far. Wonder what his tail looks like though.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bbfa04d60cab7c9fb85788b3da420881.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bbfa04d60cab7c9fb85788b3da420881</image:title><image:caption>Well, Gaston Wolverine, anyway. Also, he uses antlers in all of his decorating. Oh, what a guy, Wolverine.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ba839b72f1aaf3710dadf238694c1f17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ba839b72f1aaf3710dadf238694c1f17</image:title><image:caption>Now Vision looked more like this in Age of Ultron. And he was voiced by Paul Bettany who was the doctor in Master and Commander.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/b42b2f60a0d7489c6de1056d5ce80132.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b42b2f60a0d7489c6de1056d5ce80132</image:title><image:caption>However, in this situation, the Beast is from X-Men. In the early movies, he's played by Kelsey Grammer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/af4b03c1eab78a74c112fea8eab41360.jpg</image:loc><image:title>af4b03c1eab78a74c112fea8eab41360</image:title><image:caption>Sign says, "God Hates Wolverine." Best not to take him too seriously.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-23T02:27:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/03/21/dc-comics-treats-from-wayne-manor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/85280decfba058394b167a4e913a5ea8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>85280decfba058394b167a4e913a5ea8</image:title><image:caption>Yes, this is a Batman and Superman cake. Since there's a movie about them not getting along, I thought I'd save it for last.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/abcba7ed7f775a7837c3e263c9d14797.jpg</image:loc><image:title>abcba7ed7f775a7837c3e263c9d14797</image:title><image:caption>And it seems Batman's cape is being blown in the wind. Still, this is a rather neat cake if you ask me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/25587b286421de568b7a34d36ce6176c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>25587b286421de568b7a34d36ce6176c</image:title><image:caption>Includes her symbol and tiara. Not sure either are edible. But the rest of the cake should.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/82cc28d91363992bcb21134e40c435ca.jpg</image:loc><image:title>82cc28d91363992bcb21134e40c435ca</image:title><image:caption>And it seems that Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman got in a little scuffle. But the Flash seems to be all right because he's so fast.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/7614c71f452f9091ea76d53c51c5f86b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7614c71f452f9091ea76d53c51c5f86b</image:title><image:caption>I'm sure she's not very edible. However, the rest of the cake probably is. Well, if you don't count the tiara.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/f8b96bdffe14b520fe640d0fc8863fac.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f8b96bdffe14b520fe640d0fc8863fac</image:title><image:caption>Includes Wonder Woman symbols, stars on blue, and her tiara. I'm sure these are professionally made, by the way.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/58ee4cb48616fd0b7a4b768c1265fb1d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>58ee4cb48616fd0b7a4b768c1265fb1d</image:title><image:caption>Some have Superman's symbol, others have Kryptonite. If you're Superman, stay away from the Kryptonite.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/c5fa2a01a490f6470e15e324ca57bf44.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c5fa2a01a490f6470e15e324ca57bf44</image:title><image:caption>These are sure to go well with any Harley Quinn cake. Hey, they might go fine with any Joker cake, too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/da28cbdbca48e6d856bfc7b180b30ca7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>da28cbdbca48e6d856bfc7b180b30ca7</image:title><image:caption>Well, it's a cake of Batman's head. A little disturbing but nonetheless unique.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ef13160437de4758abeeecc03347846c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ef13160437de4758abeeecc03347846c</image:title><image:caption>Since it has the Wonder Woman symbol and is covered in stars. I'm sure fans would love it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-21T19:36:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/03/20/justice-league-inspired-dc-comics-craft-projects/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/e5d2517c95c9600acc19f53e551b6282.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e5d2517c95c9600acc19f53e551b6282</image:title><image:caption>I'm sure whoever drinks it might cause massive collateral damage in Metropolis. That is, assuming they're Superman.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/5ec05a2a75ea20377e82b7a140953aea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5ec05a2a75ea20377e82b7a140953aea</image:title><image:caption>Always have to do nesting dolls for a craft post like this. Includes Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, the Flash, and the Green Lantern.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/il_340x270-681781782_6wm9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_340x270.681781782_6wm9</image:title><image:caption>Yes, this owl flies faster than a speeding bullet. And shoots laser eyes. Not sure if I'd want to see that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/2d80e8e551258281c5ed46c3f2883274.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2d80e8e551258281c5ed46c3f2883274</image:title><image:caption>However, I'm not sure how Superman conducts himself in the kitchen. Then again, it might depend on whether he's Superman or Clark Kent at the moment.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/d2d085c8f0eca9e09254fcf890e24a24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d2d085c8f0eca9e09254fcf890e24a24</image:title><image:caption>These consist of Batman, Robin, Joker, and the Riddler. Not sure if I'd want to use the Riddler one. Wouldn't know what's in it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/848f1223_2013-05-20_19-16-05.jpg</image:loc><image:title>848f1223_2013-05-20_19.16.05</image:title><image:caption>This one has the bat signal over Gotham city. And yes, it looks really awesome.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/superman-quilt-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>superman quilt (4)</image:title><image:caption>And this one has the Superman symbol emblazoned in the center. But I'm sure it will make a super great addition to anyone's place.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/il_570xn-738048288_5fuh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.738048288_5fuh</image:title><image:caption>It LED by the way. Still, love how it looks in the dark. Seems rather menacing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/full_9102_70761_wonderwomanamigurumi_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>full_9102_70761_WonderWomanAmigurumi_1</image:title><image:caption>And this has to be the most adorable Wonder Woman I've seen. Still, so cute.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/c213572f245ad6fc8b7c4bd59e5fa9b2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c213572f245ad6fc8b7c4bd59e5fa9b2</image:title><image:caption>Like how it says, "Who put my cape on backwards?" So cute.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-21T00:20:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/03/19/dc-comics-merchandise-straight-from-the-batcave/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/1441988951995606925.png</image:loc><image:title>1441988951995606925</image:title><image:caption>Other than as a Halloween costume, I'm not sure how he could use the claw hands behind his wings. Also, I think whoever designed this was on acid at the time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/81jhr3oxy-l-_sx466_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>81jHR3oxy-L._SX466_</image:title><image:caption>For God's sake, Superman can fly to the scene if there's a villain in town. He doesn't need a motorcycle outside Krypton. Seriously, who the hell designs these things?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/6a00d8345158e369e2010536520024970b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6a00d8345158e369e2010536520024970b</image:title><image:caption>Uh, isn't Superman supposed to be faster than a speeding bullet? So why the hell would he need a motorcycle? Also, why does Wonder Woman have red hair?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/2481740a133df12c148da8356810f086.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2481740a133df12c148da8356810f086</image:title><image:caption>Because nothing exemplifies togetherness like Batman and Superman going at it. Nevertheless, they ought to know better and just make up. For the good of humanity.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/fcfd326be2895f0cba208b42ee47b993.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fcfd326be2895f0cba208b42ee47b993</image:title><image:caption>Because nothing is more family friendly than seeing Batman beating the crap out of the Joker. Then again, the Joker is a homicidal maniac who kind of deserves to be punched in the face.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hines-ward.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hines-Ward</image:title><image:caption>Yes, I know what you're thinking. What does Hines Ward have to do with Batman? Well, he was in The Dark Knight Rises for God's sake. Sure he wasn't in it long. But they filmed the stadium explosion at Hines Field.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/2658129720_7da92bf4b3_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2658129720_7da92bf4b3_o</image:title><image:caption>For love of God, why the hell are there so many Batman guns? For God's sake, Batman's known for hating them. Why don't these manufacturers get a clue?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/rc1_upload.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rc1_Upload</image:title><image:caption>Not sure if it's fun. However, I'm even less sure if it's even safe for kids. I mean those propellers might hurt somebody.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/dcdcdpoker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dcdcdpoker</image:title><image:caption>After all, DC Comics is well known for its compelling villains. The Batman ones are especially vile, particularly the Joker. Bane is not far behind.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/dc-comics-icons-wave-1-action-figures-coie-the-flash-barry-allen-with-the-cosmic-treadmill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DC Comics Icons Wave 1 Action Figures - COIE The Flash Barry Allen with the Cosmic Treadmill</image:title><image:caption>Uh, does the Flash really need a treadmill? Seriously, he moves about as fast as the speed of light. What kind of treadmill can do that?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-21T03:03:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/03/18/dress-for-justice-in-these-super-dc-comics-costumes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/fbc014720fe5f52b56f65e3e4e69d7a7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fbc014720fe5f52b56f65e3e4e69d7a7</image:title><image:caption>For some reason, Starfire doesn't seem to have much on her. Still, she's said to be frequently involved with Robin and was married twice. But not to him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ad1d3a845c95c6ca0726e4cafd34858a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ad1d3a845c95c6ca0726e4cafd34858a</image:title><image:caption>To be honest, would you want the Joker to take your picture? Didn't think so.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/f54e1116ea719b381bee28d8b8918aab.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f54e1116ea719b381bee28d8b8918aab</image:title><image:caption>For the last time, she's not a skimpy waitress. She's a magician who's also a superhero. And yes, she'd pull anything out of that hat of hers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/f9d83dc30edda1ee2fb047a8911ea541.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f9d83dc30edda1ee2fb047a8911ea541</image:title><image:caption>Sure she might be a little Amazon warrior. But still, she too adorable to resist.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/061a6f7044a777e1d0e9b392fc84707e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>061a6f7044a777e1d0e9b392fc84707e</image:title><image:caption>Man, they sure look like a fun couple. Homicidal and psychotic but fun. Love the old timey swimsuits.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/c6b1328c05e65c6f87b7e406a0727baf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c6b1328c05e65c6f87b7e406a0727baf</image:title><image:caption>His armor could use a paint job in this. Then again, Batman is supposed to be rather war weary if you think about it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/66f531dfcf51223630b7d5b91b180291.jpg</image:loc><image:title>66f531dfcf51223630b7d5b91b180291</image:title><image:caption>Because she wants to distinguish herself from Batman. Still, perhaps she should take the yellow down a notch since bright colors seem to stand out more.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/e18eeeecfbf660eabba560ec4ed19a5c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e18eeeecfbf660eabba560ec4ed19a5c</image:title><image:caption>Unlike some superheroes, when Zatanna is doing her gig when a villain's on the loose, she doesn't need to change. Still, I kind of like this picture for some reason.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/d3b683f5241c2d10443f885f3df6c567.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d3b683f5241c2d10443f885f3df6c567</image:title><image:caption>Question is his name. And yes, he tends to have his face covered so you won't know who he is. Rorschach from Watchmen is a homage to him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/f3cadae3a06fd336b6ccadbf36d1b5bf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f3cadae3a06fd336b6ccadbf36d1b5bf</image:title><image:caption>In the original comics, it's said that the 2 of them are a couple and were created in the same 1940 issue. They also had a son together who became a superhero as well.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-18T23:41:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/03/15/feast-in-the-great-hall-with-these-harry-potter-treats/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tumblr_nzz9gqtfxf1v16rs7o1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_nzz9gqTfXf1v16rs7o1_500</image:title><image:caption>Yes, it's yet another gingerbread Hogwarts. But this one is surely spectacular like you can't believe.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/1d8a84e0c43132d39d3288395933336d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1d8a84e0c43132d39d3288395933336d</image:title><image:caption>Well, on top, anyway. Nevertheless, I think this is a great cake if you ask me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/95d6499cd29de736b1ca2c7da2c5e7df.jpg</image:loc><image:title>95d6499cd29de736b1ca2c7da2c5e7df</image:title><image:caption>After all, the snake is Slytherin's symbol. Then again, it's also a symbol for Voldemort and his Death Eaters. I mean the Dark Lord has a pet snake he keeps part of his soul in.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/0264db29961cd5a2865221dbe8b36b00.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0264db29961cd5a2865221dbe8b36b00</image:title><image:caption>Sure they may not specifically pertain to Harry Potter. But he does have potions class which might have cauldrons like these.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/dbbca982ade59cdd223faeab1bf44b69.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dbbca982ade59cdd223faeab1bf44b69</image:title><image:caption>Like Snape's love for Lily as this cake commemorates. Still, I like the owl on it since it almost looks real.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/de6b9646725220194e6c84274d98f3cf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>de6b9646725220194e6c84274d98f3cf</image:title><image:caption>Just as long as you don't invite Vicktor Krum to your party. Because he associates this symbol with the mark of Grindewald. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hogwarts-harry-potter-gingerbread-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hogwarts-Harry-Potter-gingerbread-house</image:title><image:caption>You mean they have a gingerbread Hogwarts Express, too? Man, this is just awesome.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/19266168404_e67d58b82e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>19266168404_e67d58b82e</image:title><image:caption>Includes Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Hagrid. Nevertheless, these are adorable.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/e2b7f3b9cda541860f34589b01918055.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e2b7f3b9cda541860f34589b01918055</image:title><image:caption>Yes, it's another Burrow gingerbread house. But you'd imagine Mrs. Weasley making this on Christmas instead of the other one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/peperminto21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peperminto21.jpg.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Peppermint toads are also candies from Harry Potter. However, I'm not sure how toads and peppermint go together.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-17T00:43:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/03/14/cast-a-magic-spell-with-these-harry-potter-craft-projects/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/eeaeecb66ca548e7bf0d5f4ab91f82f5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eeaeecb66ca548e7bf0d5f4ab91f82f5</image:title><image:caption>Each pendant pertains to something from the Harry Potter series. But I think it's best you wear one of these at a time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/fa8eebc18876c015e4baed382cbf5d00.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fa8eebc18876c015e4baed382cbf5d00</image:title><image:caption>Each pendant comes with house animal and colors. Not sure if I'd want to wear any of them though.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/0586eda757c1846feed9dcc2ba146505.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0586eda757c1846feed9dcc2ba146505</image:title><image:caption>This is a beanie with an owl carrying a letter in it. Not sure if it's Hedwig though.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/f3d6fdd50ce2190a10cb6ba242e824c3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f3d6fdd50ce2190a10cb6ba242e824c3</image:title><image:caption>Don't know whether Professor Snape would have paprika or cinnamon on him. But this is clever.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/47820eddeb81fc5a3b1bb1b059cdc9fc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>47820eddeb81fc5a3b1bb1b059cdc9fc</image:title><image:caption>I'm sure Mrs. Weasley has to have a watch like this. Well, this one just tells the time. But it's clever nonetheless.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/2320022868538eb9e63482446cbc9d71.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2320022868538eb9e63482446cbc9d71</image:title><image:caption>The existence of the Golden Snitch in Quidditch makes me suspect that matches aren't timed or sectioned. How else can I explain that?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/c4101f3407204e3ce19f7ef2cdacfb20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c4101f3407204e3ce19f7ef2cdacfb20</image:title><image:caption>Let's just say the Whomping Willow is the last tree you'd probably want to run into. I mean it attacks people. Still, this is pretty good.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/436f12bc7ee1c501b691d5fb2cddef49.jpg</image:loc><image:title>436f12bc7ee1c501b691d5fb2cddef49</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, you have to love those sleeves. Not sure whether the rest of it goes with them. But I'll take it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/7bea88f73575d627a717baf744888303.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7bea88f73575d627a717baf744888303</image:title><image:caption>The Hogwarts Houses go by a point system pertaining to successes and infractions. However, by the later points, nobody seems to care about winning the house cup anymore.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/07f490a482957a86154c42f308f925c4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>07f490a482957a86154c42f308f925c4</image:title><image:caption>This one has a number describing what each potion is. Some might be more harmful than others. So use caution.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-01T17:37:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/03/13/diagon-alley-worthy-harry-potter-merchandise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/a10aa190d0bfd1b454fe543321720a5b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a10aa190d0bfd1b454fe543321720a5b</image:title><image:caption>Now that seems to resemble a very expensive paperweight. Makes you wonder what they're going come up with when Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them comes out in June.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/139d897da8e0c65cf609271b48150449.jpg</image:loc><image:title>139d897da8e0c65cf609271b48150449</image:title><image:caption>Well, at least that makes more sense than Harry Potter high heels. Still, if I had a pair, I'd be afraid to get them dirty. They're also probably expensive as bloody hell.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/dfa20a77990b2c78e743fdeea9f7e521.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dfa20a77990b2c78e743fdeea9f7e521</image:title><image:caption>Yes, these are sparkly. But I'm not sure why these exist. Guess there's a Harry Potter nightclub around some corner.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/e173aef1305f7081da9250503c3e765d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e173aef1305f7081da9250503c3e765d</image:title><image:caption>Uh, I don't think getting coffee works that way. However, this is pretty clever if you ask me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hogwarts-acceptance-letter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hogwarts-acceptance-letter</image:title><image:caption>Okay, it might not get you into Hogwarts because that place doesn't exist. But it will make $60 magically disappear from your wallet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/enhanced-17966-1449246534-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>enhanced-17966-1449246534-9</image:title><image:caption>Well, at least that's an appropriate message for a shot glass. On the other side it says, "mischief managed." Drink responsibly.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/enhanced-21952-1449246218-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>enhanced-21952-1449246218-1</image:title><image:caption>Sure it looks cool. But I wonder what spells you have to perform to turn it on/off, control volume, or change the channel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/e0972ac47cff48c2e483a22d6bebf290.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e0972ac47cff48c2e483a22d6bebf290</image:title><image:caption>As you know, drinking unicorn blood may keep you alive. However, because you've slain something pure and defenseless to save yourself, you're doomed to a half-life, a cursed life the moment the blood touches your lips.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/6750b7a0c3a9e2ec0b0b6da8485d68a0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6750b7a0c3a9e2ec0b0b6da8485d68a0</image:title><image:caption>Sure it may not grant immortality or turn metals into gold. But it will take $93 out of your wallet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ce40036049bc7201a2344cce3a2daea6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ce40036049bc7201a2344cce3a2daea6</image:title><image:caption>Said to smell like potion textbooks, dungeon corridors, and lilies. What it should smell like: hair grease. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-16T00:47:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/2016/03/11/i-solemnly-swear-i-am-up-to-no-good-in-these-magical-harry-potter-costumes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/4d305e1865ebe0b62fe2788712ed5884.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4d305e1865ebe0b62fe2788712ed5884</image:title><image:caption>Because when Gilderoy Lockhart removes Harry's bones, she's the one with the Skele-Gro. Yes, Skele-Gro. Clever.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bellatrix_and_fleur_delacour_by_cerbrus719-d41mq0v.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bellatrix_and_fleur_delacour_by_cerbrus719-d41mq0v</image:title><image:caption>Okay, maybe not. But this  woman sure looks lovely in Fleur's wedding dress. You know she marries Bill Weasley.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/0d5690fb7ae89d621ede5680a65684c5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0d5690fb7ae89d621ede5680a65684c5</image:title><image:caption>For some reason, those who dress as Ginny usually wear her Quidditch outfit. Maybe that's to distinguish her from Hermione Granger.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/golden-snitch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Golden-Snitch</image:title><image:caption>She's supposed to be a golden snitch. But I'm sure she'd fit right in any church Christmas pageant during the holiday season.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sirius_black_session___03_by_sierraparagon-d4eqieh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sirius_black_session___03_by_sierraparagon-d4eqieh</image:title><image:caption>Well, he was said to be quite handsome when he was young before his Azkaban days. But sometimes you don't know what that place would do to you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/09c903a1c2af09913375b003106645f0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>09c903a1c2af09913375b003106645f0</image:title><image:caption>Oh, wait a minute. George lost an ear when they left for the Burrow. And Fred was killed during the Battle of Hogwarts. Now I remember.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/whomping-willoq.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Whomping-Willoq</image:title><image:caption>This is the Whomping Willow which Harry and Ron get caught up in during Book 2. You don't want to go anywhere near this tree.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/voldemort-costume-ideas.png</image:loc><image:title>Voldemort-Costume-Ideas</image:title><image:caption>My guess is that the Dark Lord is looking for Harry so he could kill him. He knows he's seen him somewhere. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/weasley_family_by_rinata_chan-d40yu4r.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weasley_family_by_rinata_chan-d40yu4r</image:title><image:caption>Well, 3 of her sons anyway. There's still Bill, Charlie, and Percy. But Bill and Charlie don't play big roles. And nobody cares much about Percy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://historymaniacmegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tumblr_nul893smlb1u7qfmro1_1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_nul893smlb1u7qfmro1_1280</image:title><image:caption>In the movies, Hermione's Yule Ball gown is pink. In the books, it's blue. However, it takes awhile for Harry and Ron to recognize her with Viktor Krum. 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