Note: This post may contain spoilers for those who haven’t read the books or haven’t seen the movies up to Mockingjay Part 2.
As many movies and books have a major epic battle in them, the Hunger Games is no exception. In Mockingjay, District 13 plans and stages an invasion of the Capitol in order to overthrow President Snow who by this point has a long list of terrible deeds in his wake. I’m not sure with all the details on this but I’ll try to set the scene. So President Alma Coin deploys Katniss and her propo team and a unit called, “The Star Squad” to a seemingly trivial propaganda assignment in the Capitol. However, she has Peeta go along with them despite that he’s still dangerous, unpredictable, and not quite recovered from his hijacking. This leads Katniss to think that Coin wants her dead. Meanwhile, they think that the real invasion is underway and commanded by Paylor which is kind of true. But when it comes to modern warfare, sometimes you might never know where the war is coming to. Which is exactly what happens when Katniss an the Star Squad find themselves up against mutt beasts, armed peacekeepers, and booby trapped pods. Let’s just say it’s a scene of all out urban warfare on the Capitol streets. And it looks like Peeta might attack someone…
For a song to parody this, I have “The Mob Song” in mind from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast. The original has Gaston and the villagers assemble with their torches and pitchforks as well as head to the castle in order to kill the beast. Oh, and Gaston has Belle and Maurice put into a wagon headed for a loony bin but they manage to get out. Still, seeing the scene in the movie makes you understand why the Beast was being such a controlling jerk to Belle in the beginning. Because when it comes to getting a girlfriend in order to break a spell in his neck of the woods, he doesn’t really have a lot of options. For the Hunger Games version, I have Coin sending the Star Squad to the Capitol as the invasion is underway. But I have it end before people start getting killed.
“The Capitol Invasion Song”
[Coin:] The Capitol will make off with your children.
[Coin:] And will force them to fight it to the death.
[Coin:] We’re not safe till his head is mounted on my wall! I say we kill Snow!
[Crowd] Kill him!
[Man I:] We’re not safe until he’s dead
[Man II:] He’ll come stalking us at night
[Woman:] Set to sacrifice our children to his monstrous appetite
[Man III:] He’ll wreak havoc on our districts if we let him rule Panem
[Crowd:] So it’s time to take some action, boys
Coin: It’s time to follow me
Old Man Snow
In his city
Through the darkness and the shadows
It’s a nightmare but it’s one exciting ride
Say a prayer
Then we’re there
At the entrance of the Capitol
And there’s something truly terrible inside
He’s a beast
He’s a bastard
With a psychopathic streak
Smell his rose
See him roam
But we’re not coming home
‘Til he’s dead
Good and dead
Kill the Beast!
[Katniss:] Okay, but I want to kill Snow personally.
[Coin:] Fine, but go to the Capitol with the propo team and the Star Squad 451. And Peeta’s coming with you, too.
[Katniss:] How’s Peeta?
[Coin:] Well, they say he’s too unstable for combat but I can’t see how he’d be much trouble on a trivial assignment.
[Coin:] We’ll rid the country of Snow. Who’s with me?
[Crowd:] I am! I am! I am!
Grab your guns
Get your weapons
[Katniss:] Get up aboard the hoverplane.
[Star Squad:] We’re counting on Boggs to lead the way
Through the streets
Where within a classy mansion
Something’s lurking that you don’t see ev’ry day
Smells of blood and white roses
We won’t rest
‘Til he’s good and deceased
Grab your trident
Grab your bow
Praise the Lord and here we go!
[Boggs:] I have this Holo map that will help us avoid known booby trapped, “pods” on the Capitol’s streets.
[Katniss:] Oh, shit, Peeta’s getting out of control. What am I going to do?
[Gale:] Think of something and if that doesn’t work, I’ll kill him.
[Star Squad:] We don’t like
What we’ve understood
That he sure scares us
And this bastard is psychopathic at least
Bring your guns
Bring your knives
Save your children and your wives
We’ll save our country and our lives
We’ll kill the beast!
[Finnick:] I knew it! I knew it was foolish to bring Peeta along.
[Katniss:] Maybe it would have been better if he had never come at all. And I think he’s here because Coin wants me dead because she can’t control me anymore. But we need to help him.
[Peeta:] Can you please kill me now before I start seeing Katniss as mutt again?
[Katniss:] That’s not gonna happen. Besides, this seems like a safe neighborhood.
[Finnick:] And they have mutts! No!
[Boggs:] Warn everyone! If it’s a fight they want, we’ll be ready for them! Who’s with me?
[Katniss:] Take whatever booty you can find. But remember, Snow is mine!
[Star Squad:] Hearts ablaze
We go marching into battle
Unafraid although the danger just increased
Raise the flag
Sing the song
Here we come, we’re fifty strong
And fifty soldiers can’t be wrong
Let’s kill the beast!